1. It's cooler each semester.Copy !req
2. - Last semester, I regret.
- They're all making me mad.Copy !req
3. It's totally true.Copy !req
4. Your teachers are really cool. Trust me.Copy !req
5. He did not. He did not say that.Copy !req
6. Girls, please.Copy !req
7. Brittany, show Haley your shoes.Copy !req
8. They're so amazing.Copy !req
9. No way!Copy !req
10. Those are so cute.Copy !req
11. No way. I love those. Did you order them?Copy !req
12. Those are so cute.Copy !req
13. - You're so lucky.
- Those are so cute.Copy !req
14. - Aren't they amazing?
- I am officially jealous.Copy !req
15. I wish my mom would get me
something cool like that.Copy !req
16. My aunt got them for me in New York.
They're one of a kind.Copy !req
17. - Absolutely nobody here has them.
- You're so lucky.Copy !req
18. Okay, Brittany, this is your stop.Copy !req
19. Uh, no it's not.
- Of course it is.Copy !req
20. Not unless we got a new front door
and they changed the street numbers.Copy !req
21. Are you sure?Copy !req
22. Well, is this anybody's house?Copy !req
23. - Nope. No.
- No.Copy !req
24. - See you tomorrow!
- Wait! It's almost 4:00!Copy !req
25. - No. I'm sorry, but...
- Mom.Copy !req
26. - Mrs. Hooper. Please, Mrs. Hooper.
- No. We're running late as it is.Copy !req
27. Olivia, when I say no, I mean...Copy !req
28. I'm home!Copy !req
29. - Hi, Mrs. Aarons.
- Hi, Mrs. Aarons.Copy !req
30. Hi, Mrs. Aarons.Copy !req
31. Five minutes, and I mean it.Copy !req
32. What's going on?Copy !req
33. - Jordan.
- Ahh.Copy !req
34. - Should've known.
- Mm. Yes.Copy !req
35. - Move it!
- No way. I still have 3 levels.Copy !req
36. Zap, zap. There. Done.Copy !req
37. - Now move it.
- How did you—?Copy !req
38. - It's taken me 3 months—
- Remote!Copy !req
39. What's up?Copy !req
40. Up next is the world premiere
of Jordan Cahill's new video.Copy !req
41. Exploding on the scene after being voted
as America's national icon,Copy !req
42. Jordan dropped 1, 2, 3
number one singles in a row.Copy !req
43. Now he's going for number 4
with "Make a Wish."Copy !req
44. - Hi, Mom.
- I'm so sorry. We'll fix it.Copy !req
45. - It'll be fine.
- We'll clean.Copy !req
46. It'll be pretty.
We won't do it again. Sorry.Copy !req
47. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.Copy !req
48. Ow! Unh!Copy !req
49. Heh, heh. I think you can safely cross
pop star off your list.Copy !req
50. - Homework done?
- Yeah. Pretty much.Copy !req
51. Ah, then this game is pretty much over.Copy !req
52. - Mom!
- Better get started.Copy !req
53. Jessie, homework check.Copy !req
54. - You're kidding right?
- Humor me.Copy !req
55. I finished 2 hours ago.
This is just extra credit.Copy !req
56. It would be a lot easier to concentrateCopy !req
57. if someone wasn't having
band practice next door.Copy !req
58. Hmm.Copy !req
59. "The door is closed on."Copy !req
60. The door is closed...Copy !req
61. - Homework check.
- Um, my homework?Copy !req
62. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, it's fine. Really fine.Copy !req
63. - Oh, the guitar.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
64. Um, well, you see I was just
coming up with one of those, um...Copy !req
65. pneumonic memory devices thingies
for my geography quiz tomorrow.Copy !req
66. Hmm.Copy !req
67. So what does "the door is closed on"
stand for?Copy !req
68. Well, that obviously stands for the StatesCopy !req
69. that ratified the little known...Copy !req
70. Beyoncé amendment.Copy !req
71. Yeah, uh, door.Copy !req
72. Delaware, Ohio, Oklahoma, r...Copy !req
73. - Rhode island?
- Rhode island!Copy !req
74. Yes. See? Exactly what I was going to say.Copy !req
75. See how helpful this is?Copy !req
76. Hmm.Copy !req
77. "The door is closed on my dreams.Copy !req
78. Life is being lived far away."Copy !req
79. First draft?Copy !req
80. I don't know what I'm more upset about,Copy !req
81. The fact it's 8:30 and you still
haven't started your homework or...Copy !req
82. Or that you really feel this way.Copy !req
83. Brittany...Copy !req
84. Are you really that unhappy?Copy !req
85. Mom...Copy !req
86. Uhh!Copy !req
87. Must you be so dramatic?Copy !req
88. It's just a song.Copy !req
89. Ever heard of a little
thing called teen angst?Copy !req
90. Please don't give me sad mom eyes.Copy !req
91. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
92. Do I want to be here where nothing
but nothing ever happens?Copy !req
93. No. Or do I want to be out there where
exciting things are always happening?Copy !req
94. Yes! Hardly a secret.Copy !req
95. And yet I'm the one
accused of being dramatic.Copy !req
96. If you want to do something with your lifeCopy !req
97. why don't you help me
in my save Ashbrook House project?Copy !req
98. So the complete opposite of exciting.
I recycled for you.Copy !req
99. I sold candy to save the whales for you.Copy !req
100. - I thought you did it for the whales.
- I don't know any whales.Copy !req
101. Please don't make me help you save
a 100-year-old house that nobody wants.Copy !req
102. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
103. What if I promise to continue on with
my sad, dreary, boring, monotonous lifeCopy !req
104. as if I'm completely thrilled by it?Copy !req
105. Deal.Copy !req
106. Oh!Copy !req
107. - Hello?
- Ah! Jordan Cahill's coming to town.Copy !req
108. - He's filming his next video here.
- In the neighborhood.Copy !req
109. Jordan's coming to town!Copy !req
110. When did this happen?
How exactly do you know—?Copy !req
111. Wow.Copy !req
112. Bet you really wish you'd
finished your homework now, huh?Copy !req
113. Heh.Copy !req
114. - Let's go people!
- Don't forget. I have a rally at 3:00,Copy !req
115. so you have to get Coo to karate
and soccer by 5:00.Copy !req
116. And we have Jessie's science fair at 6:00.Copy !req
117. 3:00, 5:00, and 6:00. Good.
Fairly light day.Copy !req
118. Briefcase.Copy !req
119. Oh, honey that looks so...Copy !req
120. Complex.Copy !req
121. Hardly, Mom. It's just recombinant DNA.Copy !req
122. But I'm missing 3 nucleic acids.Copy !req
123. Small, round, and something
you might use to play fetch with the dog?Copy !req
124. Mom!Copy !req
125. Hey, does this say, "Please, please,
put me in your music video"?Copy !req
126. More like please,
please put me in a sweater.Copy !req
127. Has anybody seen my brief—
Ha, ha. There's no way.Copy !req
128. - Dad, please. Everybody's wearing—
- No. No!Copy !req
129. A few teeth marks,
other than that good to go.Copy !req
130. Oh, Mom, they're slobbery. Gross!Copy !req
131. Have you seen what your daughter
plans to wear to school today?Copy !req
132. Cute. I think she looks adorable.Copy !req
133. Adorable? Ugh!Copy !req
134. - Well played.
- Thank you.Copy !req
135. - Check the counter next to the phone.
- Right.Copy !req
136. - I can't find my karate uniform.
- Okay, check the dryer.Copy !req
137. Mom, help! It's broken!Copy !req
138. - Come on, come on. Cooper!
- But it's still wet!Copy !req
139. Hang it out the window when I'm driving.
Come on we're gonna be late.Copy !req
140. - Okay, guys, see you later.
Bye! Drive safely.Copy !req
141. Okay. Remember your seatbelt.Copy !req
142. Okay. I think this is definitely...Copy !req
143. The one.Copy !req
144. Hello? Oh, no!Copy !req
145. Wait!Copy !req
146. No. Kind of funny was the
first time it happened.Copy !req
147. - Now it's just tragic.
- Welcome to the land of the middle child,Copy !req
148. a couple miles west
of the Island of Misfit Toys.Copy !req
149. - Brittany! Oh, my God, guess what?
- Jordan's here and we'll be in his video.Copy !req
150. - No. Whatever.
- You said guess.Copy !req
151. I went online last night
and found your shoes.Copy !req
152. Uh, my shoes? You can't. See, they're only
from this one little store in New York.Copy !req
153. That store has a web site.
They'll be here tomorrow.Copy !req
154. I got 2 different colors.Copy !req
155. I wanna get some too! We'll all match.Copy !req
156. Brittany, isn't that so cool?Copy !req
157. Yeah. The coolest.Copy !req
158. (IN UNISON)
Good morning, Jordan.Copy !req
159. My Cousin Minnie thought she saw him
eating at Doug's Diner.Copy !req
160. - But I said—
- Excuse me. I'm 214.Copy !req
161. - Cute. Is that your boyfriend?
- Ha. No. Not exactly.Copy !req
162. That's Jordan Cahill.Copy !req
163. Oh, right. Sorry. My bad.Copy !req
164. Who's Jordan Cahill?Copy !req
165. You don't know who Jordan Cahill is?Copy !req
166. Afraid not. I've been living in Europe
off and on the last couple years.Copy !req
167. Guess I'm not up with the latest trends.
Apparently ponytails are back.Copy !req
168. I'll have to make a note of that.Copy !req
169. so long story short.Copy !req
170. But sports just aren't my thing.
I'll wait over there until you're done.Copy !req
171. - Actually, sun's better there.
- You're on goal with Aarons.Copy !req
172. - But I— Could I please—?
- Hup. Hup.Copy !req
173. Move it.Copy !req
174. All right, let's go!Copy !req
175. Hurry up, hurry up!
Line it up, kick the ball, let's go!Copy !req
176. - Right through!
- You're supposed to try and catch it.Copy !req
177. Yeah, right.Copy !req
178. Come on, let's go! Go! Get that!Copy !req
179. Hi. I'm Brittany. You probably met
like a thousand Brittanys.Copy !req
180. There's 7 in our class.Copy !req
181. I was thinking of changing my name to
something more exciting. Paris or...Copy !req
182. - Natasha.
- Right.Copy !req
183. I don't know if I'm exactly a NatashaCopy !req
184. I was thinking something like
maybe Arabella or Naomi or Francesca.Copy !req
185. - Uh, no. Natasha's my name.
- Oh. I can see that.Copy !req
186. It's nice.Copy !req
187. What are my chances of getting out of this
with a dramatically twisted ankle?Copy !req
188. Not good.Copy !req
189. - Mrs. Dilamma's tight with the nurse.
- Color me shocked.Copy !req
190. - So you really lived in Europe?
- Well, my dad works over there,Copy !req
191. so summers, breaks, long weekends.
The rest of the time I'm with my mom.Copy !req
192. - New York.
- New York City, New York?Copy !req
193. I love New York.
Not that I've ever been there.Copy !req
194. The whole concept.
I really see myself as more—Copy !req
195. So what are you doing here?Copy !req
196. I was horrible to someone in my past life,
my mother was transferred.Copy !req
197. Ooh.Copy !req
198. You're serious?Copy !req
199. This whole athleticism thing
happens every day?Copy !req
200. Yeah.Copy !req
201. Oh, good. Only four and a half more years
until college.Copy !req
202. Hopefully I'll get time off
for good behavior.Copy !req
203. - So, what's the deal with this Jordan guy?
- Well, he's okay, I guess.Copy !req
204. But everybody else is in love with him.Copy !req
205. Well, who wants to be part
of everybody, right?Copy !req
206. Right.Copy !req
207. I'm home.Copy !req
208. Oh, good. You can help me
load this stuff—Copy !req
209. Hello.Copy !req
210. Mom, this is Natasha.Copy !req
211. She's from New York.
Natasha, this is my mom.Copy !req
212. - I'm just from here. Nice to meet you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
213. - So, um, what's with the posters?
- Please don't even get her started.Copy !req
214. She's trying to save
some old decrepit house.Copy !req
215. I mean, local landmark.Copy !req
216. We'll be upstairs in my...Copy !req
217. Actually, why don't you let her
tell you all about it?Copy !req
218. It is really kind of fascinating.
Natasha's socially aware. You are, right?Copy !req
219. - You seem like it.
- She talks when she's nervous.Copy !req
220. - I noticed.
- Okay. I'll be right back.Copy !req
221. Have a sit.Copy !req
222. —we let them demolish
this beautiful old houseCopy !req
223. and we're losing the last
connection we have to our past.Copy !req
224. We're thinking about making a human chain.Copy !req
225. Now all she needs are some humans.Copy !req
226. You know, it really was
kind of fascinating.Copy !req
227. It was totally amazing.Copy !req
228. The city had a certain Je ne sais quoi.Copy !req
229. We went to tons of concerts,
lots of theater,Copy !req
230. and the most amazing shopping.Copy !req
231. It's official. You're living my life.Copy !req
232. Actually, now I really am
living your life.Copy !req
233. Well, at least until
I can convince my motherCopy !req
234. she's made a horrible, horrible mistake.Copy !req
235. Hey, do you play the guitar?Copy !req
236. Oh. No, not really.Copy !req
237. Oh, too bad. You've got that whole
coffee house poetess thing going on.Copy !req
238. Really? I do?Copy !req
239. Knock it off you little creep!Copy !req
240. Because I'm actually more into writing
than I am into playing.Copy !req
241. Don't look at that!Copy !req
242. Why not? They're really good.Copy !req
243. "An island of hope in a sea of sameness."Copy !req
244. I love that.Copy !req
245. Really? You do?Copy !req
246. Because no one has ever—Copy !req
247. Hello.Copy !req
248. Jordan's coming to Lafayette!Copy !req
249. No way. That's just around the corner.
I'll be there in—Copy !req
250. So...Copy !req
251. Um, you remember that Jordan guy?Copy !req
252. Well, he's filming just down the streetCopy !req
253. - and I know it sounds really lame, but...
- We should go.Copy !req
254. Really?Copy !req
255. I mean, you sure?Copy !req
256. Yeah. Watching all of his crazed fans
make complete fools out of themselvesCopy !req
257. should be hilarious.Copy !req
258. "Oh, Jordan, I love you!"Copy !req
259. - Please.
- Right.Copy !req
260. Jordan, I...Copy !req
261. Love you!Copy !req
262. - Wow, you're really good at this.
- Uh, thanks.Copy !req
263. You know, I figure as long as we're here
we might as well—Copy !req
264. There he is!Copy !req
265. Love that hat. Picked out that hat.
The hat works. Am I wrong?Copy !req
266. Jordan, hey. Perfect.
Exactly what I need you to do.Copy !req
267. Check this out. Come on. Look.Copy !req
268. You see your reflection.
You splash your reflection.Copy !req
269. You turn to camera.Copy !req
270. You strike a pose. You flip your hair.Copy !req
271. You do that thing in the music video,
the girls join in, and boom! Big finish.Copy !req
272. Next thing you know we're back
on the bus to civilization. You got it?Copy !req
273. No, I don't got it, all right?Copy !req
274. What does any of this
have to do with the song?Copy !req
275. I said I don't want to do
any more strut-strut-snapCopy !req
276. girls appear out of nowhere...Copy !req
277. - Flip your hair stuff.
- I couldn't agree with you more bro.Copy !req
278. That's why this time
we're keeping it real.Copy !req
279. The dancers don't come in
until after the hair flip this time.Copy !req
280. A.D. (ON WALKIE): Places.
- Let's roll.Copy !req
281. - Roll camera. We have speed.
- "More Than Me." Take one.Copy !req
282. - Playback!
AD: Playback! Camera one, go. Action.Copy !req
283. Jordan, I love you!Copy !req
284. - Jordan!
- Jordan!Copy !req
285. - I'm sorry. I can't do this.
AD: Okay, cut!Copy !req
286. - Len!
AD: Stand by, everybody!Copy !req
287. - Stand by.
Please.Copy !req
288. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
289. - Hold on, hold on!
- Jordan, I love you!Copy !req
290. - Looking great.
- I don't want to sing the song, Len.Copy !req
291. - It sounds like everything else I've done.
- Exactly.Copy !req
292. Eddie where are my lyrics? I don't know if
you've read the reworked lyrics I wrote,Copy !req
293. - but I think they work a little—
- I read them and they are incredible...Copy !req
294. For someone else.Copy !req
295. Jordan, your fans want songs about love,
getting it, finding it, losing it.Copy !req
296. They love you.Copy !req
297. Someone peel the girls off the window.
They're gonna leave a mark.Copy !req
298. Ugh. Raisins.
I'm not a big fan of raisins.Copy !req
299. Arrgh. Pick out the raisins
and fire whoever put them there.Copy !req
300. See what I do for you?Copy !req
301. I'm still not doing the song, Len.Copy !req
302. Okay. Okay. Hey, take your time.Copy !req
303. Whatever you need. You take your time.Copy !req
304. Look, I need a serious attitude adjustment
by tomorrow or else.Copy !req
305. Okay? Run, run. Run, run.Copy !req
306. Hey, man. You know, why don't we just—Copy !req
307. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
308. All right? And, please...
Please remember to download all my files—Copy !req
309. To disk. I know, I know.Copy !req
310. You've told me the same thing
every day for six months.Copy !req
311. I'm sorry, man,
it's just my whole life is on that thing.Copy !req
312. Have a little faith. I got your back, man.Copy !req
313. Thanks, man.Copy !req
314. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
315. Suppose I want to download everything
from a hand-held to a disk.Copy !req
316. It was kind of a bust.
We only saw him for like two seconds.Copy !req
317. I think I did some permanent
damage to my vocal cords.Copy !req
318. - Sorry.
- Oh, don't apologize.Copy !req
319. Thanks to you I'm already having more fun
here than I thought I ever would.Copy !req
320. Unh! Man!Copy !req
321. Jordan, come back!Copy !req
322. Guys, wait up!Copy !req
323. Guys, I dropped some stuff!Copy !req
324. Guys!Copy !req
325. Hey, guys, wait up!Copy !req
326. Jordan Cahill, I love you!Copy !req
327. Talk about your brushes with fame.
That was definitely more of a trampling.Copy !req
328. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
329. Brittany!Copy !req
330. I'm trying to call you.
Why don't you answer?Copy !req
331. Oh, sorry my phone must be on silent.Copy !req
332. Um...Copy !req
333. Guys, this isn't my phone.Copy !req
334. Has anybody seen my phone?Copy !req
335. Everybody comfortable?Copy !req
336. Arrgh! Why isn't he answering?Copy !req
337. I just know that stupid roadie
who mowed me down has it.Copy !req
338. He's not answering
because he's too busy calling China.Copy !req
339. "Please hold."Not a problem."
Not my phone.Copy !req
340. Don't say that. My dad is going to lose it
if he finds out I lost my phone again.Copy !req
341. Don't worry. He can't be hard to find.
He is on a bus with a national icon.Copy !req
342. Well, they're staying at that swanky hotel
out by the freeway.Copy !req
343. It's the only decent hotel around.
Where else would they be staying?Copy !req
344. The only question is,
how are we going to get there?Copy !req
345. I'm guessing a cab is out of the question.Copy !req
346. True. But...Copy !req
347. I've got the next best thing.Copy !req
348. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
349. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
350. Are you sure she has her license?Copy !req
351. She can build you a rocket to the moon,Copy !req
352. - but that whole hand-eye thing...
- No talking, okay? You're distracting me.Copy !req
353. Sorry!Copy !req
354. But he has to be.Copy !req
355. No one by that name.Copy !req
356. - No luck. He's not even staying here.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
357. Yeah, that's what the guy said.Copy !req
358. - Oh, please. Let me take care of this.
- What are you gonna do?Copy !req
359. Just act like you belong
and don't take "no" for an answer.Copy !req
360. - But what if the answer really is no?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
361. - I just gave your friend an answer.
- But it wasn't an honest answer.Copy !req
362. You've got photographers,
and reporters in the lobby.Copy !req
363. We know he's here. You know he's here.Copy !req
364. So let's just skip this little charade.
Kip... may I call you Kip?Copy !req
365. My name is David.Copy !req
366. Sure why not?Copy !req
367. Hurry up!Copy !req
368. Brittany, get over here! Now! Both of you.Copy !req
369. We're not crazed Jordan Cahill fans.Copy !req
370. Yeah. We don't even think he's that cute.
Though cuter in person.Copy !req
371. So much cuter in person.
I saw his hair and—Copy !req
372. My point is, one of his flunkies has
something of ours and we'd like it back.Copy !req
373. So until we do we're not leaving.Copy !req
374. Knock it off, Jessie!
We'll be there in a minute!Copy !req
375. Hurry up! It's almost dinner!Copy !req
376. Like I said we're not leaving...Copy !req
377. Very soon.Copy !req
378. Eddie here.Copy !req
379. I'm sorry to bother you, sir.Copy !req
380. Yeah. Raisins get people fired.Copy !req
381. Before you throw them out
give them a lovely parting gift.Copy !req
382. They're only like the 1000th fanCopy !req
383. to use that excuse to get
up here to see Jordan, okay?Copy !req
384. Oh, we need Mayo too.Copy !req
385. - Who was that?
- Some schmo at the front desk,Copy !req
386. says a couple of girls were
trying to convince him that—Copy !req
387. Convince him that what?Copy !req
388. Hey, look! The thing! It fell!Copy !req
389. Come on! I know you can
walk faster than that!Copy !req
390. Oh, man!Copy !req
391. What are you doing anyway?Copy !req
392. You were in there forever.Copy !req
393. Hey, stop those kids!Copy !req
394. They got my phone!Copy !req
395. - That was a total waste of time.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
396. Okay, nobody distract me.Copy !req
397. Wait!Copy !req
398. Wait!Copy !req
399. Oh, no!Copy !req
400. What was that?Copy !req
401. My brain rattling around in my head?Copy !req
402. I don't see anything.Copy !req
403. Okay. Whew.Copy !req
404. Hey, you got the wrong phone.Copy !req
405. Hi.Copy !req
406. Hi.Copy !req
407. Hi.Copy !req
408. You don't remember Jordan's phone number,
do you? Please remember.Copy !req
409. Nope. He's changed it so many times
who can keep track?Copy !req
410. Doesn't matter though. He's here.Copy !req
411. Jordan, Eddie's looking for you.Copy !req
412. Hey, don't I pay you to keep track of him?Copy !req
413. I shouldn't have to tell you.
I'm playing. I'm playing. Ha, ha.Copy !req
414. - What's up?
- Nothing.Copy !req
415. What's up with you?Copy !req
416. Eddie...Copy !req
417. - I'm sorry. What?
- I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
418. Heh, heh. You go first.Copy !req
419. I'm sorry. What were you going to say?Copy !req
420. I'm sorry for pulling that full-on
rock star act this afternoon.Copy !req
421. Dude, you're a rock star.Copy !req
422. It's what you do,
throw hissy fits, trash hotel rooms.Copy !req
423. Do you think I was wrong?Copy !req
424. That song is about nothing.Copy !req
425. Yeah. But, I mean, it's got a good beat.Copy !req
426. Something you can dance to.Copy !req
427. 3 years ago
you were singing in your basement.Copy !req
428. I was backing you up.Copy !req
429. Now you're singing in stadiums, man.
I'm backing you up.Copy !req
430. - You got everything you ever wanted.
- Is this what I wanted?Copy !req
431. Man, you are like the whiniest
rock star I've ever met.Copy !req
432. Let me know if you want to change places,Copy !req
433. - including dating Penelope.
- Penelope. Oh, thank you for reminding me.Copy !req
434. Eddie...Copy !req
435. Did you do something to your forehead?Copy !req
436. This is a way nicer than mine.
You'd think somebody would want it back.Copy !req
437. - I mean, TV, Internet access.
- You need a password for most of it.Copy !req
438. - I had one like it when I lived in Madrid.
- You lived in Madrid?Copy !req
439. My dad won't even let me have Spanish rice
because he thinks it's too spicy.Copy !req
440. Whose phone is it?
What happened to your phone?Copy !req
441. You're gonna be so busted
when dad finds out—Copy !req
442. - Get out!
- Okay.Copy !req
443. It's you. I mean, it's your phone.Copy !req
444. I mean...Copy !req
445. - Here.
- Hello?Copy !req
446. Thief, I want my phone back.
Return it and there will be no questions.Copy !req
447. I didn't steal it.Copy !req
448. I tried to bring it back and got yelled at
for being late for dinner.Copy !req
449. - So if anybody is stealing, it's you.
- Whoa, hey, calm down.Copy !req
450. I am calm.Copy !req
451. I am calm.Copy !req
452. I'm sorry. I guess I was just afraid
about it falling into the wrong hands.Copy !req
453. The wrong hands? It's just a phone.
All I want is my—Copy !req
454. Um, hang on. I've got another call.Copy !req
455. No, no. See, you don't have
another call coming in. I do.Copy !req
456. Okay. Yeah, right. Sorry.Copy !req
457. Do you really think it's her?Copy !req
458. We'll call you back.Copy !req
459. No, no. Don't, don't, don't...Copy !req
460. Hello? Madonna?Copy !req
461. It's her! It's her! It's her!
Hi! This is—Copy !req
462. Hello? She hung up.Copy !req
463. Maybe we shouldn't have
screamed like that.Copy !req
464. Brit, you know whose phone this is,
don't you?Copy !req
465. This is Jordan Cahill's phone.Copy !req
466. Aah!Copy !req
467. - I don't know why I did that.
Natasha?Copy !req
468. Your mom's—Copy !req
469. Here.Copy !req
470. Brittany, yours is highly suspicious.Copy !req
471. Thank you so much for letting me
stay over for dinner, Mrs. Aarons.Copy !req
472. - Don't do anything till tomorrow. Promise?
- Promise.Copy !req
473. - Promise.
- She promises.Copy !req
474. Honestly. Let's go.Copy !req
475. What part of reality
don't you understand?Copy !req
476. All I'm saying is,
I just don't think you know Madonna.Copy !req
477. That was me caring for one
second what you think.Copy !req
478. Oh, but don't worry. I'm over it.Copy !req
479. Natasha, you are so funny.Copy !req
480. Isn't she funny?Copy !req
481. (IN UNISON)
Yeah! Not.Copy !req
482. Bye-bye.Copy !req
483. Okay, first off you don't know Madonna.Copy !req
484. You didn't even talk to her. I did.Copy !req
485. And second, you can't tell anyone
about this phone.Copy !req
486. It's like a total invasion of privacy.Copy !req
487. I've been thinking about it all night
and we've got to give it back.Copy !req
488. You really are impossible.Copy !req
489. "Oh, Natasha, nothing ever happens to me.
Oh, Natasha, my life is so boring.Copy !req
490. Oh, Natasha—"Copy !req
491. Do I really say,
"Oh, Natasha..." that often?Copy !req
492. The point, excitement falls into your lap
and you want nothing to do with it.Copy !req
493. It's him.Copy !req
494. Pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
495. Hello?
- Where have you been?Copy !req
496. I called last night.
Why didn't you answer?Copy !req
497. Sorry. Lights out at 10:00.Copy !req
498. We know whose phone this is.Copy !req
499. Listen, I am sorry for yelling at you
and I am sorry for taking your phone,Copy !req
500. but can we please,
please just meet and trade phones?Copy !req
501. Sure, no problem.Copy !req
502. - But first we want to talk to Jordan.
- What?Copy !req
503. Yeah, fine, no problem. Sure.Copy !req
504. Hey, Jordan, can you come here for a sec?Copy !req
505. (IMITATING JORDAN)
"Yeah, here I come."Copy !req
506. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
507. Okay, Jordan, just for security purposes
could we get you to sing a few bars of...Copy !req
508. Your multi-platinum hit "Penelope."Copy !req
509. The live recording,
not the dance version remix.Copy !req
510. Yeah, sure, no problems.Copy !req
511. Eh! Wrong.Copy !req
512. They sweeten my voice in post.Copy !req
513. (IN NORMAL VOICE) Look, you little twerps,
I need that phone back.Copy !req
514. No Jordan, no phone.Copy !req
515. For all intents and purposes I am Jordan.Copy !req
516. I handle every aspect of Jordan's life.
Just give me back that phone.Copy !req
517. Repeat after me, "No Jordan, no phone."Copy !req
518. Fine. But can you at least
give me Gwen Stefani's number?Copy !req
519. Jordan keeps asking for it.Copy !req
520. (IN UNISON)
Gwen Stefani?Copy !req
521. Save Ashbrook House!Copy !req
522. Honk to save Ashbrook House.Copy !req
523. This is what I get for not having
more after-school activities.Copy !req
524. Well, this is what I get
for not having any other friends.Copy !req
525. This place is so cute.
An island of hope in a sea of sameness.Copy !req
526. Not exactly what I was going for.Copy !req
527. Besides, unless my mom can generate
some serious community awareness,Copy !req
528. next week it will be a gas station
and a coffee place.Copy !req
529. Wait, isn't there a coffee place
two blocks over?Copy !req
530. Yeah, but I could walk to this one.Copy !req
531. Honk to save Ashbrook House.Copy !req
532. Honk if you feel sorry for me.Copy !req
533. - Honey! Hey, good job, sweetie!
- Jordan's getting his hair done today.Copy !req
534. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
535. - Highlights.
- So?Copy !req
536. So...Copy !req
537. Hello, it's Louise.Copy !req
538. Oh, hello, Louise.Copy !req
539. This is Natasha,
Jordan Cahill's personal assistant.Copy !req
540. (WHISPERS)
Jordan's people.Copy !req
541. - What are you doing?
- Yes, I'm sure you're very excited.Copy !req
542. I'd like to go over ground rules with you.Copy !req
543. Uh-huh.Copy !req
544. Never look Mr. Cahill directly in the eye.Copy !req
545. Always kneel before you speak to him.Copy !req
546. And remember, he only eats raisins.Copy !req
547. Got that? Oh, and, Louise...Copy !req
548. he wants all of his hair cut off.Copy !req
549. Yes. You want it all off?Copy !req
550. That's right.Copy !req
551. - Okay. Bye.
- Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
552. No, no, no, not his hair.
We cannot cut Jordan's hair off.Copy !req
553. Oh, relax. No one's gonna let her
cut Jordan's hair.Copy !req
554. And voila!Copy !req
555. Aah!Copy !req
556. What have you done?Copy !req
557. Raisin?Copy !req
558. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
559. So I was like,
"There's no way I got one wrong.Copy !req
560. Check it again."
And so he did, and I was right,Copy !req
561. so he had to raise my grade
and lower everyone else's.Copy !req
562. - Oh, honey!
I know!Copy !req
563. I knew I didn't get one wrong though.
I mean, heh, you know?Copy !req
564. - Dad, can I get a cell phone?
- No. Ask me in a couple years.Copy !req
565. I want to get one of those new ones,
with TV reception and Internet access.Copy !req
566. You know, kind of like that one
that Brittany— Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
567. Are you all right? How many times
have I told you not to lean in this chair?Copy !req
568. - I'll get it.
- Sit. I'll get it.Copy !req
569. Okay. From what I can tell
the world is coming to an end,Copy !req
570. - and a boy named Jordan cut his hair.
- What?Copy !req
571. And the golden mane is gone.Copy !req
572. Let's hope his fans don't go with it.Copy !req
573. No word yet from Jordan's
record company or management.Copy !req
574. I can't believe we did that.Copy !req
575. I can't believe they did that.Copy !req
576. No, Penelope,
it really doesn't look that bad.Copy !req
577. Okay. I see it when I see it.
- That bad? Not that bad?Copy !req
578. I am holding you personally responsible.Copy !req
579. What did— Me?Copy !req
580. It's not Eddie's fault.
It's just hair. It'll grow back.Copy !req
581. - Besides, this is how I used to wear it.
- Before you were famous.Copy !req
582. Don't you get it?Copy !req
583. The hair was the money.Copy !req
584. Then dress it up
and make it sing your lousy songs.Copy !req
585. Heh. Everyone has to have an image.Copy !req
586. Part of yours was...Copy !req
587. Oh.Copy !req
588. Oh.Copy !req
589. New song, new look, new image...Copy !req
590. Heh. I'm a genius. Crisis averted.Copy !req
591. "More Than Me" will be the premiere
of a whole new Jordan Cahill image.Copy !req
592. We'll just have to have a
couple of days of reshoots.Copy !req
593. Call Rolling Stone,
tell them if they give us the coverCopy !req
594. we will give them the exclusive
on Jordan Cahill's new look.Copy !req
595. You're still writing. You're now turning.
You're walking. Good. That's a start.Copy !req
596. Cool.Copy !req
597. So I guess I'm off the hook.Copy !req
598. Eddie...Copy !req
599. I know what really happened
this afternoon.Copy !req
600. The salon said that someone called
from my personal cell phone.Copy !req
601. Jordan, I can explain.Copy !req
602. Thanks.Copy !req
603. I mean, I was gonna tell— Thanks?Copy !req
604. All I ever do is whine about
wanting to make some changes,Copy !req
605. but never do anything about it.Copy !req
606. Half of my career has been about my hair,Copy !req
607. and now it can be about me and my music.Copy !req
608. Thanks for giving me the push I needed.Copy !req
609. You're a good friend.Copy !req
610. Well, yeah. Sure.
I mean, that's what I'm here for.Copy !req
611. Oh, hey, can I get my phone back?Copy !req
612. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
613. - There you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
614. Um, it's not working.Copy !req
615. Oh, man, my bad.Copy !req
616. You know, after I called the salon,Copy !req
617. and downloaded all your data
like I always do,Copy !req
618. I must have forgotten to charge it.Copy !req
619. I am such a fool.Copy !req
620. Eddie. Eddie. Don't beat yourself up.
It's okay, all right?Copy !req
621. - I'll call Penelope from the hotel phone.
- Thanks.Copy !req
622. You know...Copy !req
623. I really don't look half bad.Copy !req
624. Whew.Copy !req
625. He writes his own lyrics?Copy !req
626. I can pummel you within an inch
of your life for being in my room again,Copy !req
627. or you can help me break this password.Copy !req
628. You know you've got dirty socks under here
that are older than I am.Copy !req
629. Password.Copy !req
630. - What's this guy's birthday?
- 4-1-82.Copy !req
631. You're in.Copy !req
632. He uses his birthday?Copy !req
633. Nah. He's over 14.Copy !req
634. Everyone over 14 just uses
the factory setting.Copy !req
635. They're amazing.Copy !req
636. They're moving and spiritual and sweetCopy !req
637. about wanting to see the world,
live life...Copy !req
638. They're about the same things
I write about.Copy !req
639. You two were separated at birth.Copy !req
640. See his version of "More Than Me"Copy !req
641. is all about feeling trapped and isolatedCopy !req
642. and wanting to be different.Copy !req
643. What are you wearing?Copy !req
644. A little something I threw together.Copy !req
645. - Cute.
- Thanks.Copy !req
646. Anyway he misses his dogs
and his girlfriendCopy !req
647. and he loves playing flying saucer golf.Copy !req
648. Wait. What's that quaint little
expression you used before?Copy !req
649. Oh, I remember!Copy !req
650. Invasion of privacy?Copy !req
651. Don't you understand?Copy !req
652. See the Jordan we see
isn't the real Jordan.Copy !req
653. - They're forcing him to do all this stuff.
- They?Copy !req
654. I don't know "they." His people.Copy !req
655. Like that guy who won't
give me my phone back.Copy !req
656. - We need to help him.
- Why should we help him?Copy !req
657. He didn't even call to thank
us for the fabulous haircut.Copy !req
658. So operation save Jordan was launched.Copy !req
659. Of course there was no reason I couldn't
make a few positive changes of my own.Copy !req
660. The first thing to go
was that tacky Vegas wardrobe.Copy !req
661. Much better.Copy !req
662. I might still have writer's blockCopy !req
663. but I knew how to
brighten up Jordan's day.Copy !req
664. - Please? Please? Please!
- No!Copy !req
665. - No.
- Please!Copy !req
666. No.Copy !req
667. It's amazing what new hair
will do for your attitude.Copy !req
668. I'm sorry.Copy !req
669. I'm sorry guys.
Len it still isn't working for me.Copy !req
670. Thank you.Copy !req
671. You two think you're pretty smart
don't ya?Copy !req
672. Well, not really. I mean
my grades were decent.Copy !req
673. Thought you'd get away with this
and I wouldn't notice.Copy !req
674. It wasn't us I swear.Copy !req
675. - Remember I said I wasn't this smart?
- Mmm.Copy !req
676. You gotta admit he seems happier.Copy !req
677. Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
678. Oh, yeah. Warms my heart
to see him walk off the setCopy !req
679. with a smile on his face.Copy !req
680. Two years ago Jordan was a nobody
playing in a basement bandCopy !req
681. and you were nobody's friend.Copy !req
682. One more surprise, just one more...Copy !req
683. and back to the basement for both of you.Copy !req
684. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
685. Yes.Copy !req
686. Excellent. Now I want you
to be a good little minionCopy !req
687. and go convince our star to sing
the song I want him to sing.Copy !req
688. Go, go, go.Copy !req
689. Hey, Eddie.Copy !req
690. Brittany!Copy !req
691. I loved it! It was great!Copy !req
692. Did you really like it, Tasha?
It totally just came to me.Copy !req
693. Serious. I loved it.Copy !req
694. Usually it takes forever, but this—Copy !req
695. No. I liked "through the open door."Copy !req
696. It's a— It's totally great.Copy !req
697. Listen I think I hear a banana splitCopy !req
698. calling my name so I'll talk
to you tomorrow ok?Copy !req
699. Bye.Copy !req
700. Oh, I know, I know.Copy !req
701. How stupid am I to care so much
about a condemned old house?Copy !req
702. It's not stupid.Copy !req
703. A tad obsessive perhaps...Copy !req
704. More sympathy less levity.Copy !req
705. Hey...Copy !req
706. Since when is it stupid to care?Copy !req
707. You're fighting for
something you believe in.Copy !req
708. It's one of the reasons I love you so muchCopy !req
709. and it's what makes you you.Copy !req
710. Much better.Copy !req
711. I just wish I could
make people understandCopy !req
712. that that house...Copy !req
713. Is the last thing that makes
our little corner of suburbiaCopy !req
714. the least bit unique.Copy !req
715. An island of hope
in a sea of sameness.Copy !req
716. You know the other day...Copy !req
717. I pulled into the wrong driveway.Copy !req
718. Really?Copy !req
719. Well don't give up yet.
After the big rally on SaturdayCopy !req
720. - who knows what'll happen and...
- Oh, I know.Copy !req
721. Seven people are scheduled
to attend Saturday's big rally.Copy !req
722. Eight if I could get at least one
of my own children to show up.Copy !req
723. Well I'd probably only count on seven.Copy !req
724. Yeah.Copy !req
725. It's all right.Copy !req
726. Okay, Brittany now it's my turn to talk.Copy !req
727. This has got to end do you hear me?Copy !req
728. I got a news flash, missy.
You're not helping Jordan.Copy !req
729. You're destroying him.Copy !req
730. Uh, this isn't Brittany.
I'm calling Brittany.Copy !req
731. Who's this?Copy !req
732. Uh, wrong number!Copy !req
733. - You know him?
- I know Jordan.Copy !req
734. Natasha I've got to talk to you.
I had the most brilliant idea.Copy !req
735. - What's everyone—
- Do you really know Jordan Cahill?Copy !req
736. - Okay, you can tell me.
- Tell me.Copy !req
737. So do you know Jordan or don't you?Copy !req
738. Yes.Copy !req
739. I so wanted to tell you. I have his phone.
I know everything.Copy !req
740. We made him cut his hair.Copy !req
741. You did that?Copy !req
742. Totally. Something had to be done
about that unruly mop.Copy !req
743. - It wasn't even your idea. It was mine.
- The new clothes, the new look, all me.Copy !req
744. I can make him do anything I want.Copy !req
745. Oh, and I talked to Madonna!Copy !req
746. So did I.Copy !req
747. Can we meet him?
Please, please, please?Copy !req
748. That's my brilliant idea.Copy !req
749. Uh, wait. Where's Natasha?Copy !req
750. Who knows? Who cares?
What's your idea?Copy !req
751. You can all see Jordan tomorrow
at the save Ashbrook House rally.Copy !req
752. - Will he sing?
- If I say so.Copy !req
753. - What?
- That's the deal.Copy !req
754. Jordan sings at the rally
and I give the phone back.Copy !req
755. No. There's absolutely no way.
It's impossible.Copy !req
756. He has to. I've already told people.Copy !req
757. Well, that's not my problem.Copy !req
758. But it has to be your problem.Copy !req
759. Natasha where are you?Copy !req
760. Okay, fine.Copy !req
761. If Jordan's not there tomorrow
I'll erase everything on his phone.Copy !req
762. Including his address bookCopy !req
763. his to-do listCopy !req
764. - And all the songs he's written.
- No. You can't do that.Copy !req
765. Those are the only copies.
I never downloaded them.Copy !req
766. That's not my problem.Copy !req
767. So 2:00, he'll be there?Copy !req
768. - Yes. He'll be there.
- Excellent.Copy !req
769. Whoops. Gotta go.
It's the girlfriend.Copy !req
770. Hi, Penelope.Copy !req
771. No. This is Brittany.Copy !req
772. Let's just say I'm a friend.Copy !req
773. Flying in on Saturday? Ooh, no.
Saturday's bad for Jordan.Copy !req
774. I'm pretty sure he's already booked.Copy !req
775. Okay. Bye-bye.Copy !req
776. I just can't believe Jordan CahillCopy !req
777. - is really going to come to my rally.
- You can believe it.Copy !req
778. We are so proud of you honey.
How'd you even pull this off?Copy !req
779. This isn't really supposed to be
my night to clear.Copy !req
780. Jessie, please.
Your sister's trying to tell a story.Copy !req
781. You just have to know
who to call.Copy !req
782. I explained what it was for
and they were happy to help.Copy !req
783. - I'm still amazed you even got through.
- I'm not.Copy !req
784. You can be excused.Copy !req
785. Oh, I am just so excited!Copy !req
786. This is going to be a real protest rallyCopy !req
787. with songs and speeches
and celebrities!Copy !req
788. With all the press and publicityCopy !req
789. the city will declare it
an historical landmark.Copy !req
790. - Oh! This is going to be so much fun!
- I don't know if fun is the right word.Copy !req
791. I'm guessing Jordan's gonna
be a little depressed.Copy !req
792. - Depressed? Why would he be depressed?
- He broke up with his girlfriend.Copy !req
793. Or actually they're saying
that she broke up with him.Copy !req
794. No.Copy !req
795. Do you sense we're not
getting the entire story?Copy !req
796. Lately nothing seems to be going right
for the prince of pop.Copy !req
797. He's now hairless lovelessCopy !req
798. and insiders tell us
his new video is behind schedule.Copy !req
799. Is Jordan's reign finally
coming to an end?Copy !req
800. No! We're supposed to be helping him.Copy !req
801. Wow, you must feel horrible.Copy !req
802. Hi, Brittany. I was beginning to wonder
if I would ever see you here.Copy !req
803. Hi, um, is Natasha here?Copy !req
804. I called a gazillion times last night,
she never answered.Copy !req
805. She's in her room.
You can go on up.Copy !req
806. - Thanks.
- Oh, Brittany...Copy !req
807. I just wanted to tell you how happy I am
Natasha met you.Copy !req
808. She is so shy,Copy !req
809. sometimes it's hard
for her to make friends.Copy !req
810. Shy? Yeah right.Copy !req
811. By the way we're
going to have a barbecueCopy !req
812. if you want to swing by tomorrow.
Natasha's dad's coming home.Copy !req
813. Home? Here?Copy !req
814. Of course here.
He's been traveling lately.Copy !req
815. Paris? Rome? Madrid?Copy !req
816. Actually mostly around Buffalo.Copy !req
817. Stationery sales keep him
on the road all the time.Copy !req
818. It'll be good to have him home.Copy !req
819. Sure.Copy !req
820. Been in Europe the last few years.
Rest of the time I'm with my mom.Copy !req
821. Mom, this is Natasha.
She's from New York.Copy !req
822. The city had a certain...Copy !req
823. We went to tons of concerts
and the most amazing shopping.Copy !req
824. I had one just like that in Madrid.Copy !req
825. I— I'm sorry, I just...
I don't know why but I thought...Copy !req
826. Never mind.Copy !req
827. - Hey!
- Why didn't you call me back?Copy !req
828. We're in serious trouble.Copy !req
829. Look, we're not in anything together.Copy !req
830. Maybe I shouldn't have told people
Jordan would sing.Copy !req
831. - But you've got to help me.
- Why should I?Copy !req
832. So you can take all
the credit again?Copy !req
833. You think I want the credit for
breaking up Jordan and Penelope?Copy !req
834. Wow.Copy !req
835. Is there anything you won't do
to be the center of attention?Copy !req
836. Me... Me?Copy !req
837. Your mom thinks you have no friends
because you're shy.Copy !req
838. I know the real reason.
It's because you're a liar.Copy !req
839. Me? Me?Copy !req
840. What about you?Copy !req
841. "Oh, I'm not really a Jordan Cahill fan."
Please. You love him.Copy !req
842. "I lived with my dad in Europe.
I'm fabulous."Copy !req
843. Your parents aren't even divorced.Copy !req
844. Your dad is a salesman.Copy !req
845. So? And I never said they were.Copy !req
846. And I am fabulous.
It's the only reason you even talk to me.Copy !req
847. I talked to you
because I felt sorry for you.Copy !req
848. You talked to me because
you thought I was cool.Copy !req
849. More like pathetic.Copy !req
850. Okay, well if I'm so patheticCopy !req
851. how come you're so desperate
to be just like me?Copy !req
852. Nice outfit.Copy !req
853. Yeah. "I wanna be different.
I wanna stand out."Copy !req
854. Well newsflash.Copy !req
855. There's absolutely nothing
unique about you.Copy !req
856. That's not true.Copy !req
857. Calling me a liar?Copy !req
858. Your life's a lie.Copy !req
859. I should've never listened to you.
I should've just given the phone back.Copy !req
860. Oh, like this is all my fault?Copy !req
861. What is going on here?Copy !req
862. Yeah. Have fun at your rally!Copy !req
863. Say hi to Jordan for me!Copy !req
864. Do not yell at me!Copy !req
865. I'm sorry that I kept the phone.
I am sorry that I said Jordan had to sing.Copy !req
866. And I'm sorry that I threatened
to erase all of his songs.Copy !req
867. I'm sorry for everything. I just wish
none of this had ever happened.Copy !req
868. And I wish you'd told
me that an hour ago.Copy !req
869. What?Copy !req
870. Then I wouldn't have had to tell Jordan
the truth so he could sing at your eventCopy !req
871. then he wouldn't have found out his life
is being controlled by two teenage girlsCopy !req
872. then he wouldn't have disappeared.Copy !req
873. Disappeared?Copy !req
874. - What do you mean disappeared?
- That's it.Copy !req
875. Okay. He ran away. He had enough.Copy !req
876. And it's all your fault.Copy !req
877. - Nice job—
- Wait! No!Copy !req
878. This can't be my fault too.Copy !req
879. - Was that him?
- Who? Jordan? No. He's long gone.Copy !req
880. Okay.Copy !req
881. Hey guys. We going somewhere?Copy !req
882. Yeah. Going on a little field trip.Copy !req
883. We're gonna find that
ungrateful little punkCopy !req
884. before the press gets hold of it bring him
back here and talk some sense.Copy !req
885. Just curious,
how do you expect to find him?Copy !req
886. He has his phone on him?Copy !req
887. Oh, yeah sure. Give him a call.
I already tried that.Copy !req
888. I'm not going to call him.Copy !req
889. I called the phone company,
activated global find.Copy !req
890. High-end phones have global tracking
so you never lose them.Copy !req
891. Well, there is a thing?Copy !req
892. Did everybody know about this?Copy !req
893. - Shut up and get in the car.
- Oh!Copy !req
894. You got a minivan?Copy !req
895. It's all they had.Copy !req
896. Did you find him? Is he ok?Copy !req
897. I'm fine.Copy !req
898. - Jordan?
- I hear you have my phone.Copy !req
899. I am so, so, so sorry.Copy !req
900. I never meant for you and
Penelope to break up.Copy !req
901. Oh. Don't blame yourself for that.Copy !req
902. We were breaking up with or without you.
Taxi!Copy !req
903. And I love your songs.
I'd never erase them.Copy !req
904. "More Than Me" is so beautiful.Copy !req
905. - Yeah, right.
- No. The version you wrote.Copy !req
906. I kind of might have accidentally
broken your password.Copy !req
907. Not real big on boundaries, huh?Copy !req
908. Again, sorry.Copy !req
909. But why don't you record that version?Copy !req
910. Well, that's the multi-million
dollar question literally. Taxi!Copy !req
911. Uh, you're never gonna catch a taxi.
This is the suburbs.Copy !req
912. Yeah. I'm starting to figure that out.Copy !req
913. The record company owns
me and my next 6 albums.Copy !req
914. If I want to record,
I have to record what Len says.Copy !req
915. But you can't just give up.Copy !req
916. You're Jordan Cahill.Copy !req
917. - There he is!
- Hey!Copy !req
918. What are you doing with Jordan's phone?Copy !req
919. Chase her. Hurry up. Chase her.Copy !req
920. Aah!Copy !req
921. Anybody home?Copy !req
922. Mom and dad are setting
up for the rally.Copy !req
923. Hey! Shouldn't you be there?Copy !req
924. I'm leaving if you want to come with me.Copy !req
925. Please, please pick up.Copy !req
926. I can't.Copy !req
927. I'm not home.Copy !req
928. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
929. (IN UNISON)
I am so sorry.Copy !req
930. Everything you said is true.
I just wanted to be your friend.Copy !req
931. I just wanted you to like me.Copy !req
932. - You've traveled the world.
- You have great friendsCopy !req
933. - and you're so good at everything.
- You're so cool,Copy !req
934. you have great clothes.
I was just jealous.Copy !req
935. Shut up. I was jealous of you.Copy !req
936. Shut up. I didn't tell you...Copy !req
937. - I talked to Jordan.
- What did he say?Copy !req
938. He ran away. He's getting out of music.Copy !req
939. - Because of what we did?
- Actually I think he loved what we did.Copy !req
940. Except threats and extortion.
Pretty much everything else.Copy !req
941. His record company.
They won't let him recordCopy !req
942. any of his wonderful songs.Copy !req
943. That's so wrong.Copy !req
944. Isn't he supposed to be singing
at the rally in an hour?Copy !req
945. That's probably not gonna happen.Copy !req
946. I was finally starting to like my life.Copy !req
947. It could still happen.Copy !req
948. But we've got to find him
and get your phone.Copy !req
949. Not really worried about my phone.Copy !req
950. No. I've got an idea.Copy !req
951. Cooper!Copy !req
952. - I'm never wrong.
- Later. Let's go.Copy !req
953. Yes!Copy !req
954. Jordan please just stay where you are.Copy !req
955. We'll be there in like 5 minutes.Copy !req
956. I swear. I don't think he trusts me.Copy !req
957. I'm really sorry about this.Copy !req
958. Where's Jordan?Copy !req
959. I might have forgotten about
the thugs trying to stop us.Copy !req
960. You think?Copy !req
961. What are we going to do?Copy !req
962. Let's cut through the McDonalds' yard.
That way!Copy !req
963. - Ah.
- Oh. God...Copy !req
964. Brittany?Copy !req
965. Hi, Mrs. McDonald.
Hi, Devon.Copy !req
966. Hi.Copy !req
967. Brittany...Copy !req
968. - Yes, Mrs. McDonald?
- Can you babysit Thursday?Copy !req
969. Um, Thursday. Yes. Sure.Copy !req
970. See you then.Copy !req
971. Wait up. I'm wearing these cork sandals,
fabulous for everythingCopy !req
972. but walking and eluding bad guys.Copy !req
973. - Aah!
- Thought maybe you could use this.Copy !req
974. - But how did you know?
- Back of the door.Copy !req
975. Thank you.Copy !req
976. Stay out of my room you little brat.Copy !req
977. Oh, I don't do helmets.Copy !req
978. But this looks really pretty.Copy !req
979. Amazing. A completely
new direction for Jordan.Copy !req
980. Oh, watch out! Careful.Copy !req
981. Sorry. My assistant is
driving like a maniac today.Copy !req
982. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
983. Know CNN's number
off the top of your head?Copy !req
984. Why? You just promised channels
seven, five and 11 an exclusive.Copy !req
985. Exclusive is a very relative term.Copy !req
986. - Whoa! Look out!
- Aah!Copy !req
987. Cotton acid washed jeans...Copy !req
988. fabulous for everything but the back
of a mountain bike.Copy !req
989. Hang on. We're almost there.Copy !req
990. - Hey, do you think we could—
- No!Copy !req
991. Sorry! Gotta go find Jordan!Copy !req
992. Your phone is at
123 Orange Blossom.Copy !req
993. Your phone is at
124 Orange Blossom.Copy !req
994. - Wait! That was Orange Blossom!
- No. That was Lemon Blossom.Copy !req
995. 125 Orange Blossom.Copy !req
996. 126 Orange Blossom.Copy !req
997. 127 Orange Blossom.Copy !req
998. Want some?Copy !req
999. No. Kinda busy.Copy !req
1000. Aah! You did that on purpose!Copy !req
1001. Where are you? I told you to wait.Copy !req
1002. What do you mean you got hungry?Copy !req
1003. Relax. I'm only two blocks away.Copy !req
1004. Yes. I'll stay out of sight.Copy !req
1005. Bye.Copy !req
1006. Oh, cool.Copy !req
1007. I haven't had one of these in years.Copy !req
1008. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1009. He should be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
1010. Isn't that...Copy !req
1011. Come on.Copy !req
1012. Hi. I'm Brittany.
The girl from the phone.Copy !req
1013. Oh, hi Brittany.Copy !req
1014. I'm starting to think you're right.
I should've waited.Copy !req
1015. Oh, and this is Natasha.Copy !req
1016. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
1017. Oh, before I forget, when I was
on your phone J-Lo called.Copy !req
1018. - It's her birthday. Casual. No presents.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1019. - Soccer practice is canceled tomorrow.
- Good. I'm so behind on my homework.Copy !req
1020. - Think we can maybe, uh...
- Oh sure. Follow me.Copy !req
1021. Oh, here. I think this belongs to you.Copy !req
1022. Thank you. And as nice as this is,Copy !req
1023. pink just isn't my color.Copy !req
1024. Then what were you wearing
in the "Take My Heart" video?Copy !req
1025. Um, before you get too attached,
just one quick thing.Copy !req
1026. Brit...Copy !req
1027. File sent. Hit universal set.Copy !req
1028. All right. Now the whole world
has your lyrics to "More Than Me."Copy !req
1029. - What do you mean? That's not possible.
- Well, maybe not the whole worldCopy !req
1030. but pretty close.Copy !req
1031. Hello?Copy !req
1032. Jordan!Copy !req
1033. Jordan, I love you!Copy !req
1034. Aah!Copy !req
1035. Someone just sent me the lyrics
to "More Than Me."Copy !req
1036. That was supposed to be a world premiere.Copy !req
1037. We haven't even finished
shooting the video yet.Copy !req
1038. Wait a second.Copy !req
1039. These aren't even the right words.Copy !req
1040. Wait. These are Jordan's lyrics.Copy !req
1041. And it says that he's premiering it today.Copy !req
1042. This afternoon.Copy !req
1043. This afternoon? Ha!Copy !req
1044. No, no, no. There's no way.Copy !req
1045. - There's the bike! They're in the park!
- Ah, ha, ha!Copy !req
1046. Come on. Just give
the guy a break.Copy !req
1047. Len this is wrong. You can't do this.
He's got a right not to sing.Copy !req
1048. Definitely he has a right not to sing.Copy !req
1049. He doesn't sing for me,
he doesn't sing at all.Copy !req
1050. Boys...Copy !req
1051. No. Wait!Copy !req
1052. Grr!Copy !req
1053. Let go of me.Copy !req
1054. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1055. Where are they?Copy !req
1056. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
1057. Um, I'm not so sure about this.Copy !req
1058. The singing or the driving?Copy !req
1059. Both.Copy !req
1060. But I'm trusting you two.
I owe you that.Copy !req
1061. You gave me my life back.Copy !req
1062. And maybe ended your career.Copy !req
1063. - And life.
- Apologies.Copy !req
1064. No. Not... not ended.Copy !req
1065. Actually you brought it
full circle.Copy !req
1066. This is where it began.Copy !req
1067. - You grew up here?
- You grew up here?Copy !req
1068. Hey. Trying to drive.Copy !req
1069. Um, no but a place just like here.Copy !req
1070. I spent the whole time
desperate to find a way out.Copy !req
1071. Now that I'm out I...Copy !req
1072. I don't know what I'm searching for.Copy !req
1073. An island of hope in
a sea of sameness?Copy !req
1074. Hey, that's pretty good.
Do you mind if I use that sometime?Copy !req
1075. - It's Brittany's. She writes songs.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
1076. - Does too. Does too.
- Does not. Do not.Copy !req
1077. - Does too. Does too
- Do notCopy !req
1078. Okay. Maybe a little but not like you.Copy !req
1079. I hope it's something you'll pursue.Copy !req
1080. Someday if I ever get out...Copy !req
1081. You can be stuck anywhere,
you can't blame the location.Copy !req
1082. You can only blame yourself.Copy !req
1083. Suburbs are just
a state of mind.Copy !req
1084. Sorry.Copy !req
1085. - You sure you don't want me to maybe...
- I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
1086. Thanks but if you could just not talk
that would be great 'cause I'm driving.Copy !req
1087. She has control issues.Copy !req
1088. And legend has itCopy !req
1089. that President Truman
once used the bathroom.Copy !req
1090. And those are the 57 reasonsCopy !req
1091. why Ashbrook House
is so important to me.Copy !req
1092. But it's already 2:3—Copy !req
1093. Actually I just thought of another one.
Ha-ha.Copy !req
1094. That brings us to number 58.Copy !req
1095. Where's Jordan?Copy !req
1096. Yeah. We want Jordan.
We don't care about your stupid old house.Copy !req
1097. Now just one minute.Copy !req
1098. This house is very important to me.Copy !req
1099. Jordan or no Jordan.Copy !req
1100. Did she just say "no Jordan"?Copy !req
1101. I knew it. We're so out of here.Copy !req
1102. Right. Like Brittany actually
knows Jordan Cahill.Copy !req
1103. We want Jordan!Copy !req
1104. We want Jordan!Copy !req
1105. We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!Copy !req
1106. We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!Copy !req
1107. We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!Copy !req
1108. We want Jordan!
We want Jordan!Copy !req
1109. You're drooling on yourselves.Copy !req
1110. Hi. You must be Brittany's mom.Copy !req
1111. If you can give me just like two minutesCopy !req
1112. we're gonna try save your house.Copy !req
1113. Sure. Um, yeah. Just, uh...Copy !req
1114. It's that... Where you...Copy !req
1115. I'm Brittany's mom.Copy !req
1116. (CHUCKLING)
I know.Copy !req
1117. Congrats.Copy !req
1118. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1119. Trouble just arrived on the wings
of a tacky minivan.Copy !req
1120. Don't worry. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
1121. Isn't she fabulous?Copy !req
1122. Mmm. Not half as fabulous as you are.Copy !req
1123. Thank you.Copy !req
1124. - Mom...
- Mm.Copy !req
1125. Okay. Sorry.Copy !req
1126. Ease up there young lady, ease up.Copy !req
1127. Thank you.Copy !req
1128. I'll take care of the press.
Exhaustion. Publicity stunts?Copy !req
1129. Ooh. Despondent over the
breakup with his girlfriend. GreatCopy !req
1130. Sympathy factor.Copy !req
1131. Find Jordan, make sure
he doesn't go through with this.Copy !req
1132. Yeah. Uh... But how?Copy !req
1133. You're his best friend.
Should count for something.Copy !req
1134. Eddie, if you pull this off I'm prepared
to make you part of the organization.Copy !req
1135. Maybe even let you manage the tour.Copy !req
1136. - I'm on it.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
1137. Come on Jordan.
The porch is this way.Copy !req
1138. Uhh. How can you be nervous?Copy !req
1139. You were on the Grammys.Copy !req
1140. Yeah. I know but this
is all about me.Copy !req
1141. It's... It's personal.Copy !req
1142. And it's a really good feeling.Copy !req
1143. - I'll be fine.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1144. No. Thank you.Copy !req
1145. Hang on just a second.
I forgot something.Copy !req
1146. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1147. Jordan...Copy !req
1148. - What are you doing?
- Just doing what I think is right.Copy !req
1149. You want to sacrifice everything
that you've been working for?Copy !req
1150. Everything that
we've been through?Copy !req
1151. You realize this could be the end.Copy !req
1152. Yeah, I realize that Eddie.Copy !req
1153. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1154. Fine. You do what you gotta do.Copy !req
1155. But I'm gonna do what I have to do.Copy !req
1156. Eddie wait!Copy !req
1157. Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your
attention for one second please.Copy !req
1158. This should explain everything.Copy !req
1159. I would like to introduce
my best friend in the whole worldCopy !req
1160. Mr. Jordan Cahill.Copy !req
1161. No!Copy !req
1162. What is going on?Copy !req
1163. I'd like to thank everyone
for coming out here today.Copy !req
1164. I know this isn't the biggest cause.Copy !req
1165. It's not going to change the world.Copy !req
1166. But that doesn't mean it's not important.Copy !req
1167. We spend our whole lives
chasing after things.Copy !req
1168. "I'd only be happy if," dot-dot-dot.Copy !req
1169. But I think a lot of the time,Copy !req
1170. we forget what we're leaving behind.Copy !req
1171. Our past, our home.Copy !req
1172. What makes us unique.Copy !req
1173. This song...Copy !req
1174. is dedicated to what's
special in all of us.Copy !req
1175. It's not what's out there.Copy !req
1176. It's what's in here.Copy !req
1177. That's so cool. I'm so jealous.Copy !req
1178. Ooh. Come to New York this weekend?
I don't know Jordan.Copy !req
1179. Things are pretty exciting around here.Copy !req
1180. Well we miss you too.Copy !req
1181. Here. Everybody say good-bye to Jordan.Copy !req
1182. Bye Jordan!Copy !req
1183. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.Copy !req
1184. - I'm home!
- Hi Mrs. Aarons.Copy !req
1185. Where have you been?
You were gonna miss it.Copy !req
1186. Come on guys! It's almost on!Copy !req
1187. There we are!Copy !req
1188. Let's do it.Copy !req
1189. Ready?Copy !req
1190. It's so cool you guys.Copy !req
1191. Help. You know who they are?Copy !req