1. Bring in volunteer number 85.Copy !req
2. Come.Copy !req
3. Thanks man!Copy !req
4. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
5. Come.Copy !req
6. Careful with my jacket, okay?
It's got my stuff in it.Copy !req
7. Kinky.Copy !req
8. You didn't write down
your next of kin.Copy !req
9. Sorry, my what?Copy !req
10. Am I still gonna get paid?Copy !req
11. Volunteers receiving a
dose of synthesized sustrate...Copy !req
12. You gonna put that needle
in me?Copy !req
13. - ... V282.
- Wait, wait, stop!Copy !req
14. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait!Copy !req
15. At 14:31.Copy !req
16. Is it supposed to be itchy?Copy !req
17. It's really itchy, man.Copy !req
18. Man, it burns!Copy !req
19. What the fuck is this man?Copy !req
20. Ah, it's in my legs! Ah!Copy !req
21. Clarence, get back in there!Copy !req
22. Fuck!Copy !req
23. It worked.Copy !req
24. Take your dream holidayCopy !req
25. of a lifetime
to Cape Town, South Africa.Copy !req
26. Explore the Mother City
and the wonderful wildlife.Copy !req
27. Mayhem in the city.Copy !req
28. Homeless are fighting
against the government.Copy !req
29. As always, people are fighting
for their rights.Copy !req
30. Unemployment is at 90%.Copy !req
31. Mayor Mostert
is killing us slowly!Copy !req
32. He's taken everything from us!Copy !req
33. Working with
the government showsCopy !req
34. that you are in
a high percentage of the rich.Copy !req
35. Middle class becomes smaller
and smaller each year with the—Copy !req
36. Businesses are shutting down
due to corporate monopoliesCopy !req
37. leading to unemployment
and more homelessness.Copy !req
38. In other news,
hundreds of dronesCopy !req
39. have been released
by Mayor MostertCopy !req
40. to service our streets
and keep them—Copy !req
41. With Cape Town experiencing
frequent power cuts,Copy !req
42. the need for rechargeable
powerhouse sourcesCopy !req
43. that has led
to lithium shortagesCopy !req
44. and skyrocketing battery prices.Copy !req
45. Now authorities continue
to searchCopy !req
46. for this elusive Rat King.Copy !req
47. Well, we all know the Rat King
is the ringleaderCopy !req
48. in black market operations,Copy !req
49. and the distribution
of anti-government propaganda.Copy !req
50. Well, you heard—Copy !req
51. The government
has been recruiting childrenCopy !req
52. for training programmes.Copy !req
53. The mayor was quoted todayCopy !req
54. that this will only make
our city stronger,Copy !req
55. and a brighter future
for us all.Copy !req
56. Nobody wants to fuck!Copy !req
57. I don't know what to say!Copy !req
58. Nobody out here
is getting laid.Copy !req
59. If there's anybody out there
that wants to f—Copy !req
60. The last known rhinoCopy !req
61. has being killed by poachers—Copy !req
62. It's the eighth
consecutive yearCopy !req
63. of Mayor Mostert.
Will he be re-elected?Copy !req
64. Come here! Come on!Copy !req
65. Come here, motherfucker!Copy !req
66. Come here!Copy !req
67. Come here, motherfucker!
Go around!Copy !req
68. Come here, motherfucker!Copy !req
69. I'll get you, you fuck!Copy !req
70. Hey!Copy !req
71. Get on the fucking radio!
If you see that piece of shitCopy !req
72. you tell me where the fuck—Copy !req
73. - Fuck!
- I'm coming for you!Copy !req
74. Poes!Copy !req
75. Wait up!Copy !req
76. You fucking cunt,
come here!Copy !req
77. Don't you go
up there!Copy !req
78. Oh, my God, cramp!Copy !req
79. Jesus Christ, my legs!Copy !req
80. Oh, my God! Jesus!Copy !req
81. Come here, you little fuck!Copy !req
82. Jesus! Oh, my God!Copy !req
83. Don't you turn that corner!Copy !req
84. No!Copy !req
85. Come back!Copy !req
86. Oh, my God! My God!Copy !req
87. Whoo!Copy !req
88. Cunt!
Get the fuck outta the way!Copy !req
89. Twelve hours erect! Dick dust!Copy !req
90. Dick dust! Twelve hours erect!Copy !req
91. - Twelve whole hours!
- Society!Copy !req
92. Dick dust? 12 hours erect?Copy !req
93. - For real?
- Would I lie to you?Copy !req
94. - And that vial?
- The vial?Copy !req
95. Not for you!Copy !req
96. Motherfucker!Copy !req
97. Hey!Copy !req
98. Come here!
Come here, motherfucker!Copy !req
99. Wait! You little fuck!Copy !req
100. Fuck you!Copy !req
101. Just stay down!Copy !req
102. Oh, God, what the fuck...Copy !req
103. did you throw in my face?Copy !req
104. Twelve hours erect!
Twelve!Copy !req
105. What the fuck?Copy !req
106. What are you looking at?Copy !req
107. Fuck you. Move!Copy !req
108. Chef!Copy !req
109. The gate!Copy !req
110. Chef, get the gate!Copy !req
111. Get to the gate!Copy !req
112. Hey, everyone!
This pervert cop's got a boner,Copy !req
113. and he's trying to fuck me
in the arse!Copy !req
114. Fucking motherfucker!Copy !req
115. Ah!Copy !req
116. What the fuck
are you looking at?Copy !req
117. What the hell
were you two doing?Copy !req
118. Were you kerfuffling?Copy !req
119. Did you take it up the tuchus?Copy !req
120. Look, I'm not judging.
It's just... He's a cop.Copy !req
121. So, did you get the battery?Copy !req
122. Of course, I've got it.Copy !req
123. Hey, get that khazer thing
away from me!Copy !req
124. - I don't know where it's been.
- Suit yourself.Copy !req
125. Mazel tov, though.Copy !req
126. It's been a while since
I've seen one of those things.Copy !req
127. Yeah, it's been
pretty dry out there these days,Copy !req
128. and guys like Boner CopCopy !req
129. don't make it exactly
any easier.Copy !req
130. But luckily...Copy !req
131. I have you to watch my back.Copy !req
132. Oy vey!
Get that Schmeckle away!Copy !req
133. Oh, shit! I forgot about that.Copy !req
134. I really shouldn't let it go
to waste.Copy !req
135. Or I could just use
the 12 o'clock trick.Copy !req
136. The 12 o'clock trick?Copy !req
137. Yeah, it's when
you shove your dickCopy !req
138. behind your belt straight up
at 12 o'clock.Copy !req
139. Put it in stealth mode.Copy !req
140. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
141. are mean people...Copy !req
142. - Are nutcases!
- Easy, easy, easy...Copy !req
143. Easy, guys!
No need to hurt me, okay?Copy !req
144. Okay, lemme just see
what I've got in my bag, okay?Copy !req
145. Fuck.Copy !req
146. Ronald.Copy !req
147. No. Keep your schnose out of it.Copy !req
148. If she's not one of them,
she's one of us.Copy !req
149. Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah! Clover!Copy !req
150. My man!Copy !req
151. - Let's be civil.
- For fuck's sake, Ronald!Copy !req
152. You can't saveCopy !req
153. - every stray you find.
- Oh, I can't, can I?Copy !req
154. Look at Chef!Copy !req
155. He was a fucking loser
before I came along.Copy !req
156. Did you know that
he was actually skinnyCopy !req
157. before he ended up
on the streets?Copy !req
158. And just look at him now!Copy !req
159. Man, I love that fat,
podgy face!Copy !req
160. Oy va voy!Copy !req
161. Think I'm gonna pass out!Copy !req
162. Why is it always violence
with you guys?Copy !req
163. Can't we just make
a deal? Huh?Copy !req
164. Nobody gets hurt,
and everybody walks away happy.Copy !req
165. Kind of.Copy !req
166. It's gonna have to be
a pretty fucking good deal.Copy !req
167. A fresh new battery
for your boss.Copy !req
168. I know the Rat King
is fond of these.Copy !req
169. - One week.
- One week? That's it?Copy !req
170. Inflation's getting out
of control.Copy !req
171. Hugs and kisses to the Rat King.Copy !req
172. You didn't need to do that!Copy !req
173. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.Copy !req
174. I didn't realize you enjoyedCopy !req
175. getting the shit kicked out
of yourself.Copy !req
176. What, you guys here
to shake me down too?Copy !req
177. You think I've got it easy,
and you've got it tough?Copy !req
178. I'm on my own out here, pal.Copy !req
179. - You owe us a battery.
- No, she doesn't.Copy !req
180. You're good.Copy !req
181. It's okay.Copy !req
182. It's okay.Copy !req
183. It's okay!Copy !req
184. Uh-uh, it's just another mouth
to feed,Copy !req
185. another noch-schlepper.Copy !req
186. There's no way
she's coming home with us.Copy !req
187. No fucking way!Copy !req
188. Thank you!Copy !req
189. Huh? Nice, huh?Copy !req
190. Yeah, it's, uh...Copy !req
191. It's a cosy-looking spot.Copy !req
192. Man, you should've seen
this place before we renovated.Copy !req
193. The Chi was way off.Copy !req
194. But now it's got a... a nice,Copy !req
195. open flow.Copy !req
196. Cool, man.Copy !req
197. Sounds great.Copy !req
198. Jesus!Copy !req
199. What the...Copy !req
200. - What the fuck is that thing?
- Stop! Stop!Copy !req
201. What the fuck is on its face?Copy !req
202. What's wrong with my face?Copy !req
203. He's a friend.
He's part of the crew.Copy !req
204. Oh, shit. Sorry, man. Uh...Copy !req
205. it's, uh...
it's nice to meet you.Copy !req
206. Jesus, Ronald,Copy !req
207. this kin nearly gave me
a poes klap!Copy !req
208. What's with all the, uh...Copy !req
209. Oh, this?Copy !req
210. Just the latest and greatest in
stealth camouflage technology.Copy !req
211. Nobody sees you coming.Copy !req
212. I've been here
for about three hours.Copy !req
213. Nobody suspected a thing.Copy !req
214. There hasn't been anyone here
for three hours.Copy !req
215. - Yassis, Chef!
- Jesus!Copy !req
216. Have you been eating
dead pigeons again, my bru?Copy !req
217. - Ha!
- Haha, I told you,Copy !req
218. couch camouflageCopy !req
219. - is fucking bullshit.
- You are fucking delusional.Copy !req
220. You got caught way before me.Copy !req
221. The only reason I broke cover
is because ChefCopy !req
222. is poisoning me
with his rancid insides.Copy !req
223. Top up?Copy !req
224. You read my mind.Copy !req
225. I present to you, the twins!Copy !req
226. The delightful Pap
and Wors!Copy !req
227. It is quite moreish, isn't it?Copy !req
228. The most incredible crackheads
that you'll ever meet.Copy !req
229. And vegan friendly.Copy !req
230. - Well, kind of.
- If two vegans have an argument,Copy !req
231. is it considered beef?Copy !req
232. Oh! And this is Offley.Copy !req
233. Hi, Offley!Copy !req
234. Tell me something,
has she met 2-Bit, yet?Copy !req
235. Ah, 2-Bit
is the fucking best, hey!Copy !req
236. No, Sockle!Copy !req
237. Shut up now!Copy !req
238. - But scary.
- Very scary.Copy !req
239. Absolutely not!Copy !req
240. Great guy overall!Copy !req
241. Forget about it!Copy !req
242. I won't leave my kids
with him, you know?Copy !req
243. You stupid.
You think I'm stupid?Copy !req
244. You're the idiot, man!Copy !req
245. Beautiful eyes!Copy !req
246. Is he okay?Copy !req
247. Yeah, he's fine.Copy !req
248. He's always just talking
to himself.Copy !req
249. More like an imaginary friend.Copy !req
250. Oh, Sockle's real, all right!
If I wasn't real,Copy !req
251. could I do this?Copy !req
252. Ronald, where's the battery?Copy !req
253. I— I dropped it.Copy !req
254. He gave it away.Copy !req
255. - Chef?
- You gave it away?Copy !req
256. - I, um... I tr— traded it.
- For what?Copy !req
257. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.Copy !req
258. I didn't ask
for any of this! Okay?Copy !req
259. I didn't need rescuing.Copy !req
260. It's every man
for himself out there,Copy !req
261. and I can look after myself
just fine.Copy !req
262. You've got a lot
to learn, Bubala.Copy !req
263. You're not going to get far
thinking like that.Copy !req
264. Not around here anyway.Copy !req
265. What are we going to do
for dinner?Copy !req
266. Can't cook without power.Copy !req
267. And we've got no gas.Copy !req
268. Everyone's having sleep
for dinner.Copy !req
269. I'm fucking starving!Copy !req
270. I can cook up a batchCopy !req
271. - of my salty scrotum stew.
- Shut up! Enough!Copy !req
272. Citywide curfewCopy !req
273. is now in effect.Copy !req
274. You are ordered
to remain in your homes,Copy !req
275. and off the streets.Copy !req
276. Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.Copy !req
277. Well, I guess that's bedtime
for all of us too.Copy !req
278. You too, Alex.
We need you fresh for tomorrow.Copy !req
279. Tomorrow?
What's happening tomorrow?Copy !req
280. There's a mattress
and some covers over there.Copy !req
281. There's also a dildo,
but no batteries.Copy !req
282. Okay.Copy !req
283. Night, Offley!Copy !req
284. Shit! I'm horny!Copy !req
285. Aren't you horny?Copy !req
286. So basically, what I'm sayingCopy !req
287. is that street people
are like onions.Copy !req
288. - We can make you cry.
- No.Copy !req
289. We have
a characteristically bad smell?Copy !req
290. Yeah, that too,
but what I mean is...Copy !req
291. we have layers.Copy !req
292. So the first layer
is direct contact with the skin.Copy !req
293. The second layer is insulation,
which keeps you warm,Copy !req
294. and the third layer
is the shell layer,Copy !req
295. which protects you
from the rain, and the wind.Copy !req
296. So, food. What is food?Copy !req
297. Anything can be food.Copy !req
298. A can of hummus stuffed
in a drainpipe.Copy !req
299. Some frozen matzah balls
guarded by wild dogs.Copy !req
300. But you've got to be clever.Copy !req
301. Dairy and fats. Not great.Copy !req
302. Give you a case of the shits
like you won't believe.Copy !req
303. Now, if you're really desperate,
you can try eating fucking rats.Copy !req
304. This place is great,Copy !req
305. because it's crawling
with the fuckers.Copy !req
306. Coming in and out all day,Copy !req
307. shitting in the frozen goods,
pissing on the rice,Copy !req
308. having little fucking rat orgies
in the quinoa.Copy !req
309. You don't want this. Trust me.Copy !req
310. Oh, man! Fuckin' khaza again!
Maybe next time.Copy !req
311. The first rule of fightingCopy !req
312. is to try and avoid it
at all costs.Copy !req
313. Violence is the last refuge
of the incompetents.Copy !req
314. Okay, so,Copy !req
315. Chef is gonna come at me
in slow motion.Copy !req
316. Watch carefully.Copy !req
317. And...
knife to the neck.Copy !req
318. Fuck, Chef!Copy !req
319. - Just the punch, no knife.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
320. - Okay. Again.
- Okay.Copy !req
321. Dragon claw to the eye.Copy !req
322. You see what I did there?Copy !req
323. The most important thing
is choosing the right moment.Copy !req
324. - That's key.
- Tiger claw!Copy !req
325. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So, what if youCopy !req
326. have no choice?
What if you have to fight?Copy !req
327. Yeah, well...
I guess you just haveCopy !req
328. to get your arse beaten then.Copy !req
329. Well, we'll... we'll go again.
In slow motion. Okay?Copy !req
330. Chef?Copy !req
331. Chef, where you going?Copy !req
332. Thank you very much.Copy !req
333. Okay, okay, okay.
Think I've got it.Copy !req
334. Okay, Alex, Chef, line up.Copy !req
335. Alex, don't worry.
Chef will not hurt you.Copy !req
336. - I promise.
- Fuck!Copy !req
337. God!Copy !req
338. - What'd you do that for?
- Pick your moment, right?Copy !req
339. I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding!Copy !req
340. That was...Copy !req
341. that was
actually really good.Copy !req
342. Are you okay, baby?Copy !req
343. How long have you
been standing there for?Copy !req
344. Are you a fighter?Copy !req
345. So, uh,
thank you to the press...Copy !req
346. Another day, another speech.Copy !req
347. And I know I can count on youCopy !req
348. for your continued support
in the upcoming elections.Copy !req
349. He's the reason they shut
my family's business down,Copy !req
350. made the rule,
taking away the factoriesCopy !req
351. from the working class,
and made it government only.Copy !req
352. It sends hundreds of these,
uh, these beautiful dronesCopy !req
353. around the city to...Copy !req
354. suck up all the, uh,
the nasty little, um...Copy !req
355. uh...Copy !req
356. particles. CO2 particles,
that is.Copy !req
357. Uh... save the planet,
and all that.Copy !req
358. Oh, they said to me, "Clive..."Copy !req
359. "... you can't do that!"Copy !req
360. And I said to them, "Watch me!"Copy !req
361. And you should have seen themCopy !req
362. - watch me.
- Move along!Copy !req
363. Are you talking to us?Copy !req
364. He wants us to move along.
We're moving!Copy !req
365. Move along.Copy !req
366. Vote now. Vote now.Copy !req
367. So, using the site samples
gathered fromCopy !req
368. the New York incident in 1986,Copy !req
369. we were able to synthesize
the Viper compoundCopy !req
370. and reproduce it artificially
on a massive scale.Copy !req
371. And bind it
to an aerosol medium,Copy !req
372. which really opens—Copy !req
373. Who's this person talking
right now?Copy !req
374. Actually, scratch that,
I don't care who you are.Copy !req
375. Just show me
how my baby boy is doing.Copy !req
376. Yes, sir. Um, right this way.Copy !req
377. Cocksuckers
better let me out of here,Copy !req
378. I'll rip your shriveled
little dicks off!Copy !req
379. Oh, God.Copy !req
380. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
381. between my teeth
like they're fucking grapes!Copy !req
382. I could have sworn, I said
I wanted them exterminated.Copy !req
383. Not threatening me
with a good time.Copy !req
384. I'll rip open your jaws,
and I'll shit downCopy !req
385. - your throats!
- Initiating...Copy !req
386. I'll fucking piss in your eyes!Copy !req
387. demonstration
of aerosol Viper-283.Copy !req
388. - Prepare to—
- You fucking cocksuckers...Copy !req
389. Um, you gonna need these.Copy !req
390. If this doesn't work...Copy !req
391. I think you would be
a perfect test subjectCopy !req
392. for the rectal delivery system.
Don't you?Copy !req
393. Smile!Copy !req
394. Get me out of here!Copy !req
395. It's your lucky day, old hag.Copy !req
396. Let me fucking out of here!Copy !req
397. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
398. Fuckers! Fuckers!Copy !req
399. Fuck you!Copy !req
400. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
401. Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
402. That was incredible.Copy !req
403. What the fuck?Copy !req
404. I mean, think about it,
that's all I'm saying.Copy !req
405. Weird elf guy,
flies into kids' rooms at night,Copy !req
406. promising them they'll be
young forever.Copy !req
407. He's a pedo, for sure.Copy !req
408. You're full of shit.Copy !req
409. Peter Pan is the hero,
and he defeats Hook.Copy !req
410. But how do you think
Captain Hook got to NeverlandCopy !req
411. in the first place?Copy !req
412. Pan kidnapped him,
and then he tosses him awayCopy !req
413. when he gets too old.Copy !req
414. Guys!Copy !req
415. The guy's one sick motherfucker!Copy !req
416. - Right?
- Alex, what are you doing?Copy !req
417. Just be cool.
Wait for me.Copy !req
418. So, what happens
to the rest of the Lost Boys?Copy !req
419. He kills them
when they get too old.Copy !req
420. Kaput!Copy !req
421. Oh, my God.Copy !req
422. So, you're telling me that Hook
is actually the hero?Copy !req
423. Of course, he is.Copy !req
424. He's the only one
that ever stands up to Pan.Copy !req
425. Pan's the ultimate villain,
he's basically a serial killer,Copy !req
426. and he treats Wendy
like a shiksa.Copy !req
427. And don't get me started
on Tinkerbell.Copy !req
428. Guys!Copy !req
429. Wait for us!
Chef, come on!Copy !req
430. Okay, everybody,
come and get it.Copy !req
431. Courtesy of Mayor MostertCopy !req
432. - and his goons.
- Nice!Copy !req
433. Okay, ten points and go.Copy !req
434. Fanny, Minky, Foofy, Vajayjay,
Bean, Manny, Ellen, uh,Copy !req
435. flower, fandango,
penis fly trap,Copy !req
436. um...
axe wound, and,Copy !req
437. uh, there's another one—
Noo-noo! And beef curtains.Copy !req
438. Very good. Well done.Copy !req
439. Thank you. Okay, uh,
20 points. It tastes like...Copy !req
440. So, what happened was,Copy !req
441. we're running after
this forklift.Copy !req
442. Can you believe it?
A fucking forklift?Copy !req
443. I don't want to play
this game anymore.Copy !req
444. - Brilliant!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
445. What?Copy !req
446. - What if it's poisoned?
- Oh, we stole it from them.Copy !req
447. - Yes?
- Woah, woah, woah, woah!Copy !req
448. You said you stole it
from City Hall, right?Copy !req
449. I just said that!Copy !req
450. What if it's a trap?Copy !req
451. But then, if they knew
that we knew it was a trap,Copy !req
452. and if we stole it from them,
then they would knowCopy !req
453. that we would know
that they knew it was poisoned.Copy !req
454. So naturally,
the only logical thing to doCopy !req
455. would be to drink it.Copy !req
456. Good shit.Copy !req
457. Hey Offley, you want some?Copy !req
458. Okay, but you're missing out.Copy !req
459. I was in the army with Chef,Copy !req
460. and I spent
almost two years on the border.Copy !req
461. Saw some
of the most horrific shitCopy !req
462. that, like, fried my brain.Copy !req
463. And after I was discharged,Copy !req
464. the government
didn't give a fuck!Copy !req
465. And that's how I landed up here
on the streets.Copy !req
466. Kak, man.
I'll tell you this guy's story.Copy !req
467. He's a real sicko!
He gets more assCopy !req
468. than a toilet seat.Copy !req
469. On the weekends,Copy !req
470. Ronald visits
a little weekly gatheringCopy !req
471. called, "Sex Addicts Anonymous."Copy !req
472. Every single person that I see,
I really...Copy !req
473. wanna fuck them.Copy !req
474. And I wonder,
what they'll be like in bed.Copy !req
475. I wanna run my tongue...Copy !req
476. along their inner thighs.Copy !req
477. Makes me rock hard.Copy !req
478. I'm not gay,Copy !req
479. but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.Copy !req
480. One client
is usually not enough.Copy !req
481. You got to at least get two.Copy !req
482. Why two?Copy !req
483. So, he has enoughCopy !req
484. to visit the meeting
across the street.Copy !req
485. I lost my whole family.Copy !req
486. I can't lie...Copy !req
487. I've been dying to party.Copy !req
488. Imagine the person
in front of you,Copy !req
489. is your brother...Copy !req
490. your father, your mother.Copy !req
491. Ooh... I want that!Copy !req
492. Uh-uh.
That's not for you, stranger.Copy !req
493. You're not ready for that.Copy !req
494. Didn't mean to steal money
from their purse.Copy !req
495. Hey!
I never got your name.Copy !req
496. I am Society.Copy !req
497. Taking one step closerCopy !req
498. to being healed.Copy !req
499. Okay, so you go
to Sex Addicts AnonymousCopy !req
500. for clients,Copy !req
501. and you go
to Narcotics Anonymous to score?Copy !req
502. That is so fucked up.Copy !req
503. That's fucked up?Copy !req
504. You think that's fucked up?
I'll tell you what's fucked up.Copy !req
505. These two fucking weirdos
created the most nasty,Copy !req
506. disgusting, unspeakable drug
I've ever heard of.Copy !req
507. What the fuck, guys?
Cat shit?Copy !req
508. In our defense,
that shit was dope.Copy !req
509. Yeah, that shit was fire
to be honest.Copy !req
510. Listen to
these chickenshit kids!Copy !req
511. Back in my day,Copy !req
512. I was boofing two ounces
a night.Copy !req
513. Sunshine, you're next.
Sparkle, finger my ass.Copy !req
514. Oh, yeah, this is great!Copy !req
515. - Ronald.
- Hm?Copy !req
516. Come,
I wanna show you something.Copy !req
517. - Really?
- Yeah, come!Copy !req
518. 2-Bit, are you okay?Copy !req
519. Do you wanna ask me something?Copy !req
520. You're killing me here, 2-Bit.
If you're not going to fuck her,Copy !req
521. then I will.
My dick is hard and ready to go.Copy !req
522. Either that,Copy !req
523. or I'm skull-fucking Wors
over there!Copy !req
524. This is Moo-Moo,
and this is Kitty.Copy !req
525. Oh...Copy !req
526. nice.Copy !req
527. Greetings.Copy !req
528. On behalf of Mayor Mostert,
we would like to offer youCopy !req
529. a non-perishable edible slabCopy !req
530. to say thanks
for your continued existence.Copy !req
531. Fuck off!Copy !req
532. Do you know
who you're talking to?Copy !req
533. But Alex...Copy !req
534. Alex.Copy !req
535. When you first came to us,
I didn't like you.Copy !req
536. But now...Copy !req
537. now, I know you're a mensch.Copy !req
538. You're the best thing
that ever happened to us.Copy !req
539. And I love you.Copy !req
540. And I hope you do not die.Copy !req
541. Hey, who turned off the music?Copy !req
542. Well, well, well...Copy !req
543. - What's going on here?
- Fuck, it's the Rat King guys.Copy !req
544. We've got a few freaks
getting freaky!Copy !req
545. A week already.Copy !req
546. Ronald. Time's up.Copy !req
547. Rat King wants to see her.Copy !req
548. Our schedule's pretty much arses
to ankles right now, guys.Copy !req
549. So, just give me your details
and I'll—Copy !req
550. We're not
fucking around, Ronald.Copy !req
551. She's coming with us.Copy !req
552. Who the fuck turned off
the music?Copy !req
553. It was this fucker
right here.Copy !req
554. Give him a kiss, 2-Bit.Copy !req
555. Fuck!Copy !req
556. Rat King won't stand
for this, Ronald!Copy !req
557. We know where to hit you
where it hurts.Copy !req
558. Are you going
for a midnight stroll?Copy !req
559. Why are you awake?Copy !req
560. I can't sleep.Copy !req
561. I never can.Copy !req
562. I think I might've been a bat
in a previous life.Copy !req
563. Listen, I get it.Copy !req
564. Don't pretend to know me,
because you don't.Copy !req
565. You're all alone in this world.Copy !req
566. You've lost every person
that you've ever cared about,Copy !req
567. and you don't trust anyone
anymore,Copy !req
568. 'cause every time
that you've let your guard down,Copy !req
569. let somebody in...Copy !req
570. they've betrayed you.
Every single time.Copy !req
571. Fuck you.Copy !req
572. You don't fucking know me.Copy !req
573. I lost both of my parents.Copy !req
574. After they closed the factory,
we had no money.Copy !req
575. My dad was killed trying to keep
the factory openCopy !req
576. late at night
just to support us,Copy !req
577. to put food in our mouths.Copy !req
578. And after that, my mother died
of a broken heart.Copy !req
579. She just gave up.Copy !req
580. One morning, I went to go
and wake her up.Copy !req
581. She was just dead.Copy !req
582. I'm sorry that you had
to go through that.Copy !req
583. And then my sister...Copy !req
584. my baby sister.Copy !req
585. She was ten years old
when the soldiers took her away.Copy !req
586. The one day I went to go
and get food for us,Copy !req
587. and by the time I got back,
she was being loadedCopy !req
588. into the back of a truck
with the other kids.Copy !req
589. And I ran after that truck
as fast as I could.Copy !req
590. I tried my best to keep up,
but I just,Copy !req
591. I couldn't.
I couldn't keep up.Copy !req
592. Everything inside me
told me to keep goingCopy !req
593. when I couldn't anymore,
but I just kept on going.Copy !req
594. I got left in the dust
like everyone else.Copy !req
595. And it kills me.Copy !req
596. It kills me not knowing
what happened to her...Copy !req
597. what she might've had
to go through.Copy !req
598. I've been alone...Copy !req
599. for so long, Ronald.Copy !req
600. It's all that I know.Copy !req
601. You know...Copy !req
602. it's not your fault.Copy !req
603. It's gonna be okay.
I promise. I promise.Copy !req
604. Okay?Copy !req
605. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
606. Help! Please, help him.
Please, help us.Copy !req
607. Oh, my God!Copy !req
608. Let me help you there, sir.Copy !req
609. Get away from us,
you filthy, piece of shit hobos.Copy !req
610. Can't you see we're businessmen?Copy !req
611. But my brother, look at him.Copy !req
612. He's so ill, man.
Please help us!Copy !req
613. I don't give a fuck about
your dying brother.Copy !req
614. Now, piss off,
before I call the police,Copy !req
615. you peasants.Copy !req
616. I was on the way
to the stock market,Copy !req
617. and I saw you being accosted
by those disgusting vagrants.Copy !req
618. Insider trading, huh?
We should talk.Copy !req
619. I'll get Linda
to call your peopleCopy !req
620. and we can set up a brunch.Copy !req
621. You know, us industrialists,
we... we need to stick together.Copy !req
622. Anyway, I've got to run.Copy !req
623. My labradoodle is having
her braces removed today.Copy !req
624. Cheerio!Copy !req
625. - Get a fucking job, you bum.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
626. There's no red light here!Copy !req
627. It's definitely in there,
just lemme knowCopy !req
628. if it's red or green.Copy !req
629. Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
630. Woah, woah, woah,Copy !req
631. don't sneak up
on people like that.Copy !req
632. Stop her!Copy !req
633. She's got my leather briefcase!
She stole it!Copy !req
634. Yeah, world's first
vegan cryptocurrency!Copy !req
635. SoyCoin!Copy !req
636. Oopsie-daisy!Copy !req
637. Oh, my nose!Copy !req
638. My beautiful nose!Copy !req
639. Remember us?Copy !req
640. - Alex!
- Alex!Copy !req
641. Alex!Copy !req
642. Just look around.Copy !req
643. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
644. We're giving away tasty,
nutritious foodCopy !req
645. to all the dregs of society.Copy !req
646. I was walking down the street
and this little, uh...Copy !req
647. - this dirty little vagrant...
- Where is everyone?Copy !req
648. child comes up to meCopy !req
649. and says,Copy !req
650. "Clive, you do so much
for this city,Copy !req
651. but my daddy and mommy
don't feed me."Copy !req
652. So, I said to him,Copy !req
653. "Well, then your mommy and daddy
better come on downCopy !req
654. to the food parcel handout
on 5th Avenue."Copy !req
655. Old Geep
nearly got you there, hey!Copy !req
656. Geep!Copy !req
657. Come here, my little boy!Copy !req
658. Come here!
I know what you want!Copy !req
659. Oh, my special little
sauce boy!Copy !req
660. Gentle, good boy.
Suck my little foot.Copy !req
661. Mm, you like Mommy's foot, hey?Copy !req
662. I'm fucking done.
Just fucking kill me,Copy !req
663. there's no way in fuck
I'm doing that.Copy !req
664. I think Geep likes you.Copy !req
665. He wants his little friend
to stay.Copy !req
666. Don't you, Geep?Copy !req
667. Look, I get it! I fucked up!Copy !req
668. Okay, I can—
I can get you what you need.Copy !req
669. I can get you something
that you need.Copy !req
670. Please, just—
I can't fucking be here anymore.Copy !req
671. What's that, Geep?Copy !req
672. Is she being naughty?Copy !req
673. - Is she telling lies?
- I can prove it!Copy !req
674. Look...Copy !req
675. I can get you a battery
that lasts you for months,Copy !req
676. maybe even years.Copy !req
677. Yep.Copy !req
678. I'll give you...Copy !req
679. one day.Copy !req
680. Morning!Copy !req
681. Cunts.Copy !req
682. You seen this man?Copy !req
683. Liar.Copy !req
684. You? Huh?Copy !req
685. And you, huh?Copy !req
686. Motherfucking poes!Copy !req
687. Hello!Copy !req
688. Seen this man?Copy !req
689. Look closely, you fucking idiot.Copy !req
690. Cool, open your mouth.
Open your mouth. There we go!Copy !req
691. You need a meal. Fuck off!Copy !req
692. Where are you?Copy !req
693. Here!Copy !req
694. One for you!Copy !req
695. Hey, guys, check out the haul!Copy !req
696. - Chef, you don't think you can—
- Nope!Copy !req
697. Hey, we didn't get any!Copy !req
698. Oh, you didn't. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
699. I think there's a couple
more back here.Copy !req
700. Ah, here it is!Copy !req
701. Oh, ple— You're...Copy !req
702. You're poes!Copy !req
703. Fuck you!Copy !req
704. Oh, they gave us
some sandwiches!Copy !req
705. That's very generous!
I'll have some of these later.Copy !req
706. Hey, what are you...
what are you doing?Copy !req
707. No, that's mine!Copy !req
708. Chef! Chef! Are you okay?Copy !req
709. Ah, I'm keeping shtum.Copy !req
710. I don't wanna talk about it.
Let's just go on.Copy !req
711. Why you all got such
long faces, boys?Copy !req
712. - What's up?
- Because we're hungry.Copy !req
713. We're schmatters, we're broke.Copy !req
714. And sober.Copy !req
715. Ah, you got to stop sucking on
the dick of the man sometime.Copy !req
716. Do it for yourselves, man. Fuck!Copy !req
717. - Society.
- Hm?Copy !req
718. Have you got any stock?Copy !req
719. Funny thing that...Copy !req
720. You know that
Society hasn't seen his supplierCopy !req
721. for days. I think...Copy !req
722. It's like he's gone missing,
he's just sort of...Copy !req
723. disappeared, he's like...Copy !req
724. vanished.Copy !req
725. - So, you got nothing?
- Well, yeah, I mean,Copy !req
726. keeping up appearances.Copy !req
727. - You still got the vial.
- Yes, I have.Copy !req
728. I mean, if I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,Copy !req
729. you're not ready for it yet.Copy !req
730. Be careful out there, boys.Copy !req
731. These are...Copy !req
732. strange days.Copy !req
733. Help me!Copy !req
734. announcer over PA]
Citywide curfewCopy !req
735. is now in effect.Copy !req
736. You are ordered to remain
in your homes.Copy !req
737. Failure to comply
will result in prosecution.Copy !req
738. So, there's this lonely guy,Copy !req
739. keeps scaring the shit out
of his cat.Copy !req
740. And he has this weird,
slutty fishCopy !req
741. that just wants to get laid
all the time.Copy !req
742. So, he makes this wish
upon a starCopy !req
743. to turn a puppet
into a real boy.Copy !req
744. So, now why does he want
a real boy, huh?Copy !req
745. Oh, my fuck!Copy !req
746. - Sex doll.
- Exactly.Copy !req
747. This creepy clockmaker
wants a real boy.Copy !req
748. Probably because he's tired
of the dick splintersCopy !req
749. from Pinocchio's tight arse.Copy !req
750. So, then this bitch blue
fairy shows upCopy !req
751. and she turns him
into this kind of wooden zombie.Copy !req
752. But she lays out all these rules
before he's really real.Copy !req
753. He must be selfless, and brave,Copy !req
754. and truthful
and all of this shit.Copy !req
755. I mean, who the fuck
is this bitch anyway?Copy !req
756. This is what I'm saying.Copy !req
757. The kid is barely
ten seconds old,Copy !req
758. and, uh, he can barely walk,Copy !req
759. and she's going, "So long, bye,
can't help you anymore."Copy !req
760. But before she goes
for some random reason,Copy !req
761. she makes it so that whenever
he tells a lie, his nose grows.Copy !req
762. And I bet Geppetto enjoyed
sitting on that nose, eh?Copy !req
763. So, then the kids go off
to this pleasure islandCopy !req
764. and they get turned
into fucking donkeys,Copy !req
765. which I'm pretty sure
is a metaphor for sex,Copy !req
766. - child trafficking.
- Fuck, Chef.Copy !req
767. You really are a deep thinker.Copy !req
768. There she is!Copy !req
769. Alex.Copy !req
770. Are you okay? What happened?Copy !req
771. Hey, where were you?
We couldn't find you!Copy !req
772. Guys, it is great to see you all
but we're in deep shit.Copy !req
773. I'm— I'm in deep fucking shit.Copy !req
774. What do you mean?Copy !req
775. I got jumped by more
of those Rat King weirdos,Copy !req
776. and they took me underground.Copy !req
777. And then there was like
this weird little guyCopy !req
778. that was chained up like a dog
and then... Jesus, fuck,Copy !req
779. the Rat King. She's, like,
hooked up to all these machines,Copy !req
780. and they are not fucking
around this time. Okay?Copy !req
781. If I don't get them
what I promised,Copy !req
782. I'm totally fucked.Copy !req
783. We got you, Alex.Copy !req
784. They fuck with one of us,
they fuck with all us.Copy !req
785. I can't let you guys
put yourselves in danger for me.Copy !req
786. Well, we got you, kid.Copy !req
787. Okay.Copy !req
788. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
789. But what are we gonna do?Copy !req
790. I think I've got a plan.Copy !req
791. One of these.Copy !req
792. - A flashlight?
- No, it's a suppository.Copy !req
793. - That's a crack pipe.
- No, guys,Copy !req
794. it's a drone.Copy !req
795. Oh!Copy !req
796. Okay, guys we've got
the alleyway over here,Copy !req
797. the dumpster and the drain.Copy !req
798. We move out, go down the street,Copy !req
799. and make sure
the cops don't see usCopy !req
800. and find a place
to set up a trap.Copy !req
801. Chef and Wors you get behind
the dumpster and be ready.Copy !req
802. Woah. Woah, woah. Hold on.
This isn't going to work.Copy !req
803. I've got a medical condition.
I can't crouch.Copy !req
804. Okay, then just stand.Copy !req
805. No, that's not going
to work either.Copy !req
806. Why not?
You're standing right now!Copy !req
807. No.Copy !req
808. I'm going to keep watch,
and then Pap and Ronald,Copy !req
809. you guys are gonna crouch
behind the dumpster.Copy !req
810. - And when you get ready—
- No, no, no.Copy !req
811. Ronald needs to be
on the roof with me.Copy !req
812. What? Why am I on the roof?Copy !req
813. Yeah, I think I'm being
underutilized in this plan.Copy !req
814. Okay,
we've got Chef and WorsCopy !req
815. over here
and we've got Pap there.Copy !req
816. No, no, no,
that's not gonna work.Copy !req
817. Chef is going to be here.Copy !req
818. Maybe we put Pap
with his brother.Copy !req
819. Yeah, but then
maybe RonaldCopy !req
820. should rather be over here.Copy !req
821. Listen, why don't
I just sit on the couchCopy !req
822. and I'll keep watch from here?
Huh?Copy !req
823. No, I'm just saying!Copy !req
824. so emotional.Copy !req
825. Guys, guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
826. Guys! Please,Copy !req
827. just shut the fuck up
and let me do what I need to do.Copy !req
828. Pap, Wors,
you guys do your thing.Copy !req
829. Chef, you're keeping watch.
2-Bit is the bait.Copy !req
830. We wait until we hear
one of those drone thingsCopy !req
831. then Chef gives a signal.Copy !req
832. Now, you wait until
the drone gets close enoughCopy !req
833. not too early, not too late.Copy !req
834. As soon as you've driven
the drone back far enough,Copy !req
835. me and Ronald
will spring the trap.Copy !req
836. - Fucking drone.
- Fuck you, drone.Copy !req
837. What if something goes wrong?Copy !req
838. Nothing can go wrong,
this plan is bulletproof.Copy !req
839. Holy shit!Copy !req
840. Hold on!Copy !req
841. Just jump off!Copy !req
842. Get off it!Copy !req
843. Now, 2-Bit!Copy !req
844. 2-Bit, hit that thing.
Hit, hit, hit!Copy !req
845. I can't, they're young people.Copy !req
846. 2-Bit, you okay?Copy !req
847. Mazel tov! Mazel tov, guys!Copy !req
848. I really love the teamwork.
It gave me such nachas!Copy !req
849. Where the fuck were you, huh?Copy !req
850. Oh, you know, I was schvitzing,
and you guys looked likeCopy !req
851. you had it all under control.Copy !req
852. Besides, too many Chefs,
am I right?Copy !req
853. Yeah, one Chef isCopy !req
854. too many for me.Copy !req
855. You were so good!Copy !req
856. You were so good!Copy !req
857. You remember when you were
hanging onto that thing?Copy !req
858. Guys, shut the fuck up!Copy !req
859. Jesus!Copy !req
860. 2-Bit,
you fucking saved us, man.Copy !req
861. I would save that ass
for dessert.Copy !req
862. I've got a big, fat, veiny one
with your name on it.Copy !req
863. - 2-Bit! 2-Bit!
- Not now!Copy !req
864. The mayor is Daddy.Copy !req
865. Woah, woah,
it's saying something!Copy !req
866. - Daddy! Daddy!
- Chef, be careful.Copy !req
867. There might be some sort ofCopy !req
868. self-destruct mechanism
or something.Copy !req
869. - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
870. - Chef, be careful!
- Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
871. Viper-283—Copy !req
872. Chef!Copy !req
873. Are you okay?Copy !req
874. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
875. Oh, my God,
what's happening?Copy !req
876. Chef! Chef!Copy !req
877. Chef! Oh, my God!Copy !req
878. Chef!Copy !req
879. Don't die on me!Copy !req
880. Don't die on me, Chef!Copy !req
881. Stop it!
Just fucking stop it!Copy !req
882. He's dead already, man!Copy !req
883. Chef...Copy !req
884. I'm so sorry, my friend.Copy !req
885. It's my fault!Copy !req
886. Viper...Copy !req
887. Fuck!Copy !req
888. I'd give all my eskimo pies
for one more moment with him.Copy !req
889. I'd give all my samosas.Copy !req
890. - I'd give all my DVDs.
- I'd give my one good Nike.Copy !req
891. I would give him all our meth.Copy !req
892. I would give him
all our soylent greens!Copy !req
893. I'd give him
my two-minute noodles!Copy !req
894. - I'd give him my blanket!
- I'd give him Ronald's blanket!Copy !req
895. Hey, we get it, guys!
We all miss him.Copy !req
896. Sorry about your friend.Copy !req
897. We'll fix this.Copy !req
898. That robot was tuning
Mayor Mostert's its Daddy?Copy !req
899. Yeah, that was mos kak weird.Copy !req
900. Like, "Daddy," in a kinky way.Copy !req
901. Yeah, just before Chef got...Copy !req
902. Must have been that gas—Copy !req
903. I mean,
I don't know some sort of...Copy !req
904. some sort of chemical weapon?Copy !req
905. Fuck!Copy !req
906. All those puddles everywhere,Copy !req
907. all of that goo,
those were all people.Copy !req
908. The fucking mayor!Copy !req
909. We gonna die.
We all gonna fucking die.Copy !req
910. The mayor is fucking
melting people.Copy !req
911. They're exterminating everybody.Copy !req
912. Argh! It's just Offley!Copy !req
913. Are you okay, Offley?Copy !req
914. Chef's dead.Copy !req
915. Guys, Listen up!Copy !req
916. Chef may be dead,
but we're all still here.Copy !req
917. If we fall apart now,Copy !req
918. we'll never take back
what is ours.Copy !req
919. These are our streets,
our city!Copy !req
920. Now is the time
to band together.Copy !req
921. To show strength, to fight backCopy !req
922. and take our revenge
on Mayor Mostert.Copy !req
923. In honor of Chef's memory!Copy !req
924. Will you ride with me?Copy !req
925. 2-Bit,Copy !req
926. - that was really—
- Good.Copy !req
927. Straight from the heart!
Those fuckers are gonna pay!Copy !req
928. Martin Luther King,
"I have a dream," bro.Copy !req
929. I am so fucking pumped.Copy !req
930. The next fucking cop I see,Copy !req
931. I'm gonna pull his
fucking head off!Copy !req
932. Whoo!Copy !req
933. Fuck, I love a good drive in!Copy !req
934. All you pieces of shit,Copy !req
935. get in the fucking van!Copy !req
936. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
937. It's Boner Cop!Copy !req
938. Run!Copy !req
939. Alex, get out of here!Copy !req
940. Get the fucking drone!Copy !req
941. Poes.Copy !req
942. For your own safety,Copy !req
943. you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.Copy !req
944. For your own safety,Copy !req
945. you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.Copy !req
946. For your own safety,Copy !req
947. you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.Copy !req
948. For your own safety,Copy !req
949. you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.Copy !req
950. For your own safety,Copy !req
951. you are reminded
to stand behind the yellow line.Copy !req
952. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
953. Wait, no,
I just live up the road!Copy !req
954. Mad man! You mad man!Copy !req
955. Your cooperation
is greatly appreciated.Copy !req
956. I hope Alex got away okay.Copy !req
957. Where are they taking us?Copy !req
958. I don't know.Copy !req
959. Maybe it's just
temporary housing.Copy !req
960. The smell of ass in here
is making me hungry!Copy !req
961. Since there's a citywide
extermination going on,Copy !req
962. I think that might be bullshit!Copy !req
963. So, on the count of three,
when this fucking door opens,Copy !req
964. we take them.Copy !req
965. - We take them? What the fuck?
- We can't do that.Copy !req
966. What happens if one of us
gets hurt again?Copy !req
967. They're fucking killing us,
Ronald!Copy !req
968. I'm— I'm ready, my bro.
Are you ready?Copy !req
969. Okay, 2-Bit, here we go!
Let's go, we're gonna do this.Copy !req
970. Assholes and elbows, here we go.Copy !req
971. 2-Bit, you ready? The gang?Copy !req
972. Everybody else,
are you ready to go?Copy !req
973. St... stop.Copy !req
974. There's another one! Go, go!Copy !req
975. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
976. Obey orders.Copy !req
977. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
978. - Obey orders.
- Everybody just stick together.Copy !req
979. We don't want to get lost
in the crowd.Copy !req
980. Please!Copy !req
981. - Please!
- Listen!Copy !req
982. - Please!
- I can't help—Copy !req
983. I can't die here! Please!Copy !req
984. Obey orders.Copy !req
985. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
986. Obey orders.Copy !req
987. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
988. Obey orders.Copy !req
989. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
990. Obey orders.Copy !req
991. Keep close.Copy !req
992. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
993. Obey orders.Copy !req
994. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
995. Jesus.Copy !req
996. Where is she?
Where's the Rat King?Copy !req
997. Didn't make it.Copy !req
998. We got a new boss now.Copy !req
999. That thing is your boss?Copy !req
1000. I don't know. I'm here
because I need your help.Copy !req
1001. From your old pal, the Rat King.Copy !req
1002. Everyone's gone.
We're all that's left.Copy !req
1003. And the mayor is the one
that's responsible, okay?Copy !req
1004. I've seen what he does to us,
and it is totally fucked!Copy !req
1005. We have a place for you,
if you want it.Copy !req
1006. You're smart...Copy !req
1007. and I know you can fight.Copy !req
1008. We could use you,
wherever we end up.Copy !req
1009. You want me to go with you?Copy !req
1010. I'd rather have you inside
the tent pissing out,Copy !req
1011. than outside
the tent pissing in.Copy !req
1012. Don't you get it?Copy !req
1013. There isn't gonna be
a you or a us,Copy !req
1014. if we don't do anything.Copy !req
1015. I'm not gonna let them take
the city and my friends.Copy !req
1016. They're all that really matters.Copy !req
1017. - I'm standing here.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
1018. - What the fuck?
- If we doCopy !req
1019. do this for you...Copy !req
1020. what's in it for us?Copy !req
1021. Move it!Copy !req
1022. Now!Copy !req
1023. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
1024. Obey orders.Copy !req
1025. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
1026. Eyes down!
What the fuck you looking at?Copy !req
1027. Move along!Copy !req
1028. We've got to get you processed.Copy !req
1029. Keep moving!Copy !req
1030. Keep moving forward.Copy !req
1031. - Obey orders.
- All of you,Copy !req
1032. in here!Copy !req
1033. Hey! He's with us!Copy !req
1034. He's with us!Copy !req
1035. Wors! Guys! What's happening?Copy !req
1036. Hey, it'll be okay! Just chill.
We won't leave you behind.Copy !req
1037. Don't worry, Offley!
We'll get you out of there!Copy !req
1038. Hey, man. What is the plan?
How are we gonna get Pap out?Copy !req
1039. We'll wait for the patrols
to thin outCopy !req
1040. and then we'll get hold
of the keys.Copy !req
1041. Wait? We can't wait.
They killing people, man!Copy !req
1042. Why don't you use your fucking
army ninja skillsCopy !req
1043. and get us out?Copy !req
1044. Everybody out!Copy !req
1045. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
1046. Wors, help me! Help!Copy !req
1047. Where are you taking them?Copy !req
1048. - Wors!
- It'll be okay.Copy !req
1049. I love you, bro.Copy !req
1050. We'll open the main gate
and clear a path to the exit.Copy !req
1051. You go find your friends
and then we'll meet back up.Copy !req
1052. Whatever you do,
don't get spottedCopy !req
1053. because we won't
come back for you.Copy !req
1054. Whatever,
just make sure there's an exit.Copy !req
1055. - Okay?
- Alex...Copy !req
1056. Just remember our deal.Copy !req
1057. And don't fuck it up!Copy !req
1058. Are you ready
to spill some blood?Copy !req
1059. Move, move,
move, move!Copy !req
1060. Get in! Move, move, move!Copy !req
1061. - Wait, wait, wait!
- Move!Copy !req
1062. - Wait!
- Move!Copy !req
1063. Get in!Copy !req
1064. - Let us out!
- Please, let us out!Copy !req
1065. You are in the presenceCopy !req
1066. of a genius right now.Copy !req
1067. Elon Musk,Copy !req
1068. Martin Bingus, and now me!Copy !req
1069. Unfortunately,
no one's going to know who I am.Copy !req
1070. But I'm going
to change the world!Copy !req
1071. I have changed the world!Copy !req
1072. None of you guys
are gonna be there to see it.Copy !req
1073. But everything's
going to be better now.Copy !req
1074. - Everybody's going to be happy—
- Sir!Copy !req
1075. Sir, please! We need your help.Copy !req
1076. My friend's not well.
We need... we need a doctor.Copy !req
1077. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
1078. You people just don't get it.Copy !req
1079. Sorry, I...
I... I can't hear you.Copy !req
1080. You're gonna need to
speak a little louder.Copy !req
1081. He's, uh...
he's deaf in one ear.Copy !req
1082. I said—Copy !req
1083. Hold him! Hold him!Copy !req
1084. Get the keys!Copy !req
1085. I've got it!Copy !req
1086. How's it, my brother?Copy !req
1087. Society?Copy !req
1088. You are finally ready, my China.Copy !req
1089. It's time!Copy !req
1090. Bada bing, bada boom!Copy !req
1091. I never thought I'd actually
ever say this, but...Copy !req
1092. maybe this isn't the best time
for me to get high.Copy !req
1093. That will make you see things
nobody's ever seen.Copy !req
1094. You will do things
nobody's ever done.Copy !req
1095. That's not any normal narcotic.Copy !req
1096. That will make you run faster,
jump higher.Copy !req
1097. You'll think faster
than the speed of light,Copy !req
1098. my brother.Copy !req
1099. Go save your friends.Copy !req
1100. This isn't gonna make me...Copy !req
1101. Fuck it!Copy !req
1102. Shit.Copy !req
1103. It's getting hot in here.Copy !req
1104. Can I have one of those?Copy !req
1105. No.Copy !req
1106. And the good guys always win.Copy !req
1107. So, ergo,
we must be the good guys.Copy !req
1108. Ah...Copy !req
1109. Gosh, did you
see that lady's head explode?Copy !req
1110. Yeah! Yeah, she was like,
"Please don't kill me!"Copy !req
1111. and I'm like, "Nah".Copy !req
1112. Anyway, how's your
sister doing? She all right?Copy !req
1113. She's good! She misses you.Copy !req
1114. Shit!Copy !req
1115. Security breach.Copy !req
1116. Security breach.Copy !req
1117. That's the last one.Copy !req
1118. Did you see Offley?
Where's Ronald?Copy !req
1119. Security breach.Copy !req
1120. Security breach.Copy !req
1121. Ronald, are you okay, my bru?Copy !req
1122. Security breach.Copy !req
1123. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1124. Security breach.Copy !req
1125. Brothers!Copy !req
1126. Stop fucking around!
Get the guns!Copy !req
1127. Security breach.Copy !req
1128. I really wanna dance.
Don't you guys wanna dance?Copy !req
1129. - Another two down!
- Another two souls lost!Copy !req
1130. Ronald's definitely
not getting into heaven.Copy !req
1131. There's another four coming!Copy !req
1132. Security breach.Copy !req
1133. I really think
it's working, man.Copy !req
1134. But I'm feeling...
I'm feeling pretty good.Copy !req
1135. You know,
I don't feel scared at all.Copy !req
1136. I'm... I'm feeling invincible!Copy !req
1137. You know? I can do anything!Copy !req
1138. Whoo!Copy !req
1139. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1140. I'll suck your dick,
whatever you want.Copy !req
1141. I'm not gonna die
without one last bang!Copy !req
1142. You can see him?Copy !req
1143. Of course,
I can fucking see him!Copy !req
1144. There's a horrible, fat little
blue ghoul sitting right there!Copy !req
1145. Has he been there
the entire time?Copy !req
1146. Sockle's always been here, baby!Copy !req
1147. Are you guys fucking mal?Copy !req
1148. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1149. Got you, fuckers!Copy !req
1150. What just happened?Copy !req
1151. We're never gonna
talk about that,Copy !req
1152. but let's head that way.Copy !req
1153. Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
1154. The rest of you go look
for another exit.Copy !req
1155. Yeah.Copy !req
1156. Just couldn't
wait your turn.Copy !req
1157. You impatient fuck.Copy !req
1158. I fucking dare you to shoot me.Copy !req
1159. - I fucking dare you!
- Ronald, shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1160. I'm invincible.
Bullets can't hurt me!Copy !req
1161. Just try it! I dare you!Copy !req
1162. - Shoot me!
- Okay.Copy !req
1163. - Nope, not a thing.
- You can't feel that?Copy !req
1164. No. Nothing.Copy !req
1165. What about now?Copy !req
1166. Mm-mm.Copy !req
1167. Come on, you have to feel that!Copy !req
1168. No. Not a thing.Copy !req
1169. You okes are fucked in the head.Copy !req
1170. Kill them!Copy !req
1171. - Oh, fuck!
- Alex!Copy !req
1172. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1173. You're alive!Copy !req
1174. She's alive!Copy !req
1175. You came to save us!Copy !req
1176. You kinda left it
to the last minuteCopy !req
1177. but I'm not complaining.Copy !req
1178. - Gotta pick your moment, right?
- Right.Copy !req
1179. Holy shit, that looks bad!
Are you okay?Copy !req
1180. Oh, this?
Almost forgot about that.Copy !req
1181. Are you high right now?Copy !req
1182. He's higher
than a giraffe's pussy.Copy !req
1183. - And that's high!
- Good one, Sockle.Copy !req
1184. It's a classic!Copy !req
1185. Guys, we really need to
find Pap. Now!Copy !req
1186. Yeah, I think
I know where he is.Copy !req
1187. - Let's go!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1188. Hey, 2-Bit!
Hey, where's everybody going?Copy !req
1189. Offley, where have you been?Copy !req
1190. We need to get out of here! Now!Copy !req
1191. - Pap!
- Wors, slow down!Copy !req
1192. Pap, where are you?Copy !req
1193. Pap!Copy !req
1194. Hurry up!
2-Bit, come on!Copy !req
1195. There they are!Copy !req
1196. No, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
1197. It's Pap.Copy !req
1198. The fuck?Copy !req
1199. Jesus!Copy !req
1200. Wors...Copy !req
1201. I love you, brother.Copy !req
1202. I'm sorry, my friend.Copy !req
1203. He's gone.Copy !req
1204. Fuck!Copy !req
1205. I'm tripping out!Copy !req
1206. Um, Pap, how are you...Copy !req
1207. What?Copy !req
1208. Is it bad?Copy !req
1209. - It's, uh...
- It's not great.Copy !req
1210. I— I'm pretty sure
you can just tuck it...Copy !req
1211. Don't do that,
don't do that, don't do that!Copy !req
1212. I got an idea!Copy !req
1213. 2-Bit, hurry up!Copy !req
1214. We're leaving!Copy !req
1215. 2-Bit you're my Wookiee!Copy !req
1216. I don't know
what I'm shooting at!Copy !req
1217. Move! Move!Copy !req
1218. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1219. Where we going?Copy !req
1220. We're raiding the City Hall.Copy !req
1221. It's cool,
they're with us!Copy !req
1222. This way!Copy !req
1223. 2-Bit, let's go!
We're going to the City Hall!Copy !req
1224. Wait, 2-Bit,
my balls are hurting.Copy !req
1225. I have reduced
the number of homeless peopleCopy !req
1226. in this city to basically zero.Copy !req
1227. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1228. You'll never again
have to see another home—Copy !req
1229. Fuck!Copy !req
1230. Come on!Copy !req
1231. Keep moving!Copy !req
1232. polluting the streetsCopy !req
1233. of our beautiful city
ever again.Copy !req
1234. Go, I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1235. Are you sure?Copy !req
1236. Let's move!Copy !req
1237. And I promise that—Copy !req
1238. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1239. Down with
the fucking government!Copy !req
1240. Now, just everybody calm down!Copy !req
1241. We don't want this party
turning into a massacre!Copy !req
1242. Massacre sounds good to me!Copy !req
1243. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
1244. Shoot the fuckers!Copy !req
1245. Kill them all!Copy !req
1246. Keep moving forward!Copy !req
1247. Put your mask on!Copy !req
1248. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1249. - The fucker's getting away!
- Let's move!Copy !req
1250. Let's kill that cunt!Copy !req
1251. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1252. You let me go now,Copy !req
1253. I promise, no repercussions.Copy !req
1254. Water under the bridge.
Think about it.Copy !req
1255. What have you
actually achieved, huh?Copy !req
1256. Nothing!
Everybody still hates you!Copy !req
1257. You're still
the lowest of the low.Copy !req
1258. You pieces of shit!Copy !req
1259. You... you filthy fucking hobos!Copy !req
1260. You're goddamn street trash!Copy !req
1261. No, no, no...Copy !req
1262. It's over.Copy !req
1263. Alex...Copy !req
1264. no matter where you go,Copy !req
1265. there you are.Copy !req
1266. Oy vey!Copy !req
1267. Street trash...Copy !req
1268. Filthy trash...Copy !req
1269. I'm the fucking mayor.Copy !req
1270. You're gonna have to
suck my di—Copy !req
1271. People were shouting
and screaming and vomiting.Copy !req
1272. Like they've never seen
a meat sock before.Copy !req
1273. And that's why
they call me Sockle.Copy !req
1274. - Come on, let's go.
- Not this time, kid.Copy !req
1275. Sockle's gotta go now.Copy !req
1276. Gotta sow my wild oats
with all the other boysCopy !req
1277. and girls out there.Copy !req
1278. - So many holes, so many people.
- Why do you have to go?Copy !req
1279. I've taught you
everything I know, 2-Bit.Copy !req
1280. My work is done here.Copy !req
1281. But if you ever need me,
you know where to find me.Copy !req
1282. - You okay?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
1283. This bullet's
really starting to hurt now.Copy !req
1284. I'm never taking drugs again.Copy !req
1285. Sir.Copy !req
1286. Where to next?Copy !req
1287. - Do it! Just put it in.
- I can't.Copy !req
1288. Come on,
it'll make you feel nice!Copy !req
1289. But I don't even know
what you are!Copy !req
1290. Doesn't matter. A hole's a goal.Copy !req
1291. We're just a couple of guysCopy !req
1292. helping each other out,
making a little fucky-fucky!Copy !req
1293. Okay. But you can't tell anyone.Copy !req
1294. Who am I gonna tell, huh?Copy !req
1295. Look, it's winking at ya.Copy !req