1. Good evening,
this is Sander Vanocur,
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2. and this is
the GNT World News.
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3. After seven months
of fighting,
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4. the civil war in Shadaloo
may have reached
the turning point.
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5. The capital has just fallen.
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6. This is Chun-Li Zang
with GNT News.
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7. AN forces are
consolidating their hold
on Shadaloo City today,
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8. after a night of skirmishing
that secured this key
Southeast Asian port.
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9. But these soldiers
aren't celebrating just yet.
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10. They know that defeating
the ragtag city militia
is one thing.
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11. Defeating the heavily armed
forces of General M. Bison
is quite another.
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12. The Allied Nations forces
know that they are dealing
with a power-mad dictator,
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13. a dictator whose drug money
has equipped his army
with high tech weaponry,
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14. which some intelligence
experts fear
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15. is equal to anything
in the industrialized world.
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16. It's been only 24 hours
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17. since this dangerous
and unpredictable warlord
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18. seized 63 Allied Nations
relief workers from
a village north of here.
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19. This self-styled general's
ransom demand?
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20. An astonishing $20 billion.
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21. Meanwhile, the location
of the 63 hostages
remains unknown.
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22. Of the 15 Allied Nations
troops assigned to guard
the missing relief workers,
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23. 12 are confirmed dead
and three are missing.
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24. Their whereabouts,
also unknown.
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25. You came from across the world
to fight me, soldier.
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26. WOMAN ON P.A.:
Stand clear.
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27. Now is your chance.
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28. Pathetic.
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29. I think I see the AN commander
arriving now.
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30. I'm going to try
to talk to him.
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31. Yes, your turn now.
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32. Colonel Guile.
Colonel Guile!
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33. Colonel Guile,
Chun-Li Zang, GNT News.
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34. May we speak
to you, sir, please?
No.
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35. But don't
you want to speak
to the world audience?
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36. No, but I do want
to talk to someone,
that bastard Bison.
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37. I know you like to look
at yourself on television,
you sick son of a bitch,
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38. so look at this.
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39. What are you doing?
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40. Dee Jay, break in. Now!
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41. You wanted me on TV.
I'm on TV now. Leave it.
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42. What the hell?
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43. Balrog. Balrog!
Do you believe this?
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44. Believe this, Honda?
Man, I'm shooting it.
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45. Colonel Guile, greetings.
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46. He took the bait.
Trace that signal, stat.
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47. Why do you address
a fellow warrior
with such disrespect?
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48. Warrior? You?
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49. How many doctors and nurses
have you killed this week?
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50. How many children
have you orphaned?
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51. You will choke
on those words, Guile.
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52. Anytime, dickhead.
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53. We'll go worldwide,
just like now.
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54. General, they're tracing this.
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55. You think you're
so clever, Guile.
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56. Think about this.
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57. You have three days.
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58. If my $20 billion
are not delivered by then,
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59. the hostages will die,
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60. and the world will
hold you responsible.
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61. Victory!
Bison! Bison!
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62. You hostages,
if you can hear me,
we're coming!
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63. We're coming!
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64. Charlie! Charlie,
hang on, buddy.
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65. We're coming!
We're coming! Hang on...
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66. Bison! Bison!
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67. Carlos Blanka.
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68. Charlie.
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69. So you are Guile's friend.
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70. Take him to the laboratory.
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71. WOMAN ON P.A.:
Attention, all personnel.
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72. Until zero hour,
all off duty personnel
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73. must be in full gear
with loaded side arms
until further notice.
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74. We couldn't trace it.
He broke off too soon.
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75. You know what?
For a minute,
you were almost useful.
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76. MAN ON P.A.: Attention,
motor pool. APC's will be
battle-ready by taps.
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77. He doesn't like women,
does he?
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78. Oh, no. No,
he doesn't like journalists.
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79. I assure you,
it's an equal opportunity
dislike.
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80. Vega! Vega! Vega!
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81. Okay, we're off the street.
You feel safe yet?
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82. Yeah. Real safe.
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83. Hey, this way.
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84. Vega! Vega! Vega! Vega!
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85. In here.
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86. Good evening, gentlemen.
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87. Good evening, Sagat.
Quite a party.
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88. Didn't anyone tell you
there's a curfew?
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89. In Shadaloo City,
no one tells me anything.
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90. MAN ON P.A.:
There is a 7:00 p.m. Curfew
in Shadaloo City.
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91. Violators will be
shot on sight.
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92. May I offer you a drink?
Or anything else?
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93. Let's skip the Miss Manners
and get down to business.
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94. Do you have the $100,000?
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95. Do you have the weapons?
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96. They're hidden.
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97. When we get outside
with our money,
we'll call you on this,
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98. tell you where
your guns are.
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99. Do we have a deal or not?
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100. You need this, Sagat.
Oh, no.
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101. I already know
that the weapons
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102. are on the pier
behind the Malpraiso Brewery.
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103. In fact, my men have already
unloaded the truck
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104. and brought the weapons here.
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105. What's the matter, gentlemen?
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106. Surely you're not afraid
of your own weapons.
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107. Toys.
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108. I like my games live
and in living color!
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109. Interesting.
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110. You aren't all talk after all.
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111. Ah!
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112. Dr. Dhalsim.
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113. How is your research today?
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114. The same.
Warped, corrupted.
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115. My science twisted
to serve perversion
instead of peace.
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116. Tell you what.
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117. After I've crushed my enemies,
we'll see about getting
you published.
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118. That should
cheer you up, hmm?
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119. Now let's have a look
at the patient.
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120. Excellent.
He'll do very nicely.
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121. You will have a perfect soldier.
You mean a perfect killer.
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122. Let's not quibble
over definitions.
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123. Is that a reaction
to the programing?
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124. What's he receiving?
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125. See for yourself.
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126. Merely educational software.
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127. Why does he find it
disturbing?
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128. Because, unlike you,
he's not psychotic.
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129. You take risks, Doctor.
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130. Do not presume so much
on my good nature.
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131. When his brain has become
a killing machine,
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132. my loyal scientists
will start on his body.
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133. The next fight!
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134. The challenger,
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135. Ryu!
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136. The defender,
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137. my champion, Vega!
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138. Vega! Vega! Vega! Vega!
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139. All bets start,
$100 American!
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140. Sorry I talked you
into all this.
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141. I'm sorry I listened.
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142. Vega! Vega! Vega! Vega!
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143. Popular guy.
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144. The greatest cage
fighter since Iron Fist.
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145. Oh, yeah?
What happened to him?
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146. He retired and became me.
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147. Vega! Vega! Vega!
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148. Vega!
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149. Vega, over here! Vega!
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150. Vega!
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151. Oh, yeah!
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152. No weapons!
No weapons! No weapons!
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153. No weapons! No weapons!
No weapons!
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154. Why are you making me
watch this?
Research.
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155. You fight next.
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156. You're all under arrest.
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157. DISK JOCKEY ON P.A.:
Good morning, Shadaloo!
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158. This staff meeting
is now in session.
New business.
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159. Colonel, my commando team
is at full readiness,
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160. but we need to know
if the assault will be
by land, sea or air.
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161. I knew that was coming. Cammy?
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162. We were able to get Bison
to break radio silence.
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163. Unfortunately, not long enough
to pinpoint the signal.
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164. At this point, all we say
for certain is his base
is hidden somewhere here,
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165. the River Delta region.
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166. Any other new business?
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167. Sir!
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168. Look.
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169. Shadaloo Tong.
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170. MAN ON P.A.: Attention.
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171. There will be a series
of mandatory inoculations
for all prisoners
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172. commencing at 1400 hours.
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173. Delousing will follow
immediately. That is all.
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174. You'd think they
were afraid of us.
Not us.
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175. This could be
the break we need.
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176. If Sagat runs against Bison,
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177. then he's got to know
where Bison is hiding.
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178. All we have to do
is to infiltrate someone
into his gang.
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179. Excuse me, sir, but Sagat
didn't get to the top
of the Asian underworld
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180. by taking risks.
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181. He's not the type of guy
who makes new friends.
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182. T. Hawk, who are
those two men?
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183. Ken Masters
and Ryu Hoshi.
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184. Couple of low-rent operators.
We took them in
in last night's sweep.
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185. Let's go!
Get off me!
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186. Get them patched up
and bring them to me.
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187. Yes, sir.
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188. Get off me!
Get off me!
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189. If Sagat won't
trust new friends,
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190. maybe he'll trust
some new enemies.
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191. Let's go.
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192. Subject's muscle
mass increased by 49%.
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193. Subject's muscle mass
increased by 50%.
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194. MAN ON P.A.: Attention,
all medical personnel.
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195. Refugees incoming
on dock three.
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196. Dr. Howard, report
to refugee infirmary at once.
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197. It's all right.
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198. Here, here.
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199. Come on.
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200. These people here
have a chance.
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201. Those hostages
Bison is holding
have less than that.
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202. What is this,
a guilt trip?
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203. Call it a wake-up call,
gentlemen.
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204. Manila, Hong Kong,
Shadaloo.
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205. You tried to justify
your con games
by telling yourselves
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206. you've been stealing
from criminals.
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207. Now, are you the same as Sagat
and Bison, or am I right,
and you're different?
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208. We're different.
Can we please leave?
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209. The only way
you two are leaving
is over my dead body.
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210. DISK JOCKEY ON P.A.:
Say, anybody out there
know what to do
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211. if a Bison trooper throws
a hand grenade right
in your face, huh?
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212. You pick it up, pull,
and throw it right
back at him.
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213. All right!
Load them up,
move them out!
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214. I'm tired of being
a warden!
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215. Take them
to the harbor.
Yes, sir.
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216. The navy has a brig
waiting for them.
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217. Bon voyage, Sagat.
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218. Enjoy the sea air.
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219. This isn't over, Guile.
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220. I own this city!
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221. Well, I'm the repo man,
and you're out of business.
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222. All right,
let's move another
truck up there.
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223. Cell block D,
get up and move out.
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224. You just had to come
to this country,
didn't you, huh?
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225. Why did I listen to you?
You can't think,
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226. you can't fight.
You can't even . . .
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227. You know what I think?
I'm sick of your crap!
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228. Break it up!
Get in the truck!
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229. Get in the truck! Come on!
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230. All right,
next batch.
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231. Cell block E,
line up for the next truck.
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232. All right.
Let's move another truck out.
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233. Cell block E,
get up and move out.
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234. Get E moving over here.
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235. Move it. Move it.
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236. Ryu! Ken!
Throw us the keys!
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237. Go to hell.
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238. Forget our past.
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239. I can help you
escape the city.
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240. Let's go!
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241. Go, go!
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242. Go!
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243. Go, go!
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244. Don't! You'll hit the colonel.
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245. Medics!
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246. Cool it.
Hey, man, cool it.
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247. The temple above us
was the wonder
of the ancient world.
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248. Bisonopolis shall be
the wonder of my world.
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249. But I think the food court
should be larger.
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250. All the big franchises
will want in.
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251. Dateline Shadaloo City,
Shadaloo, Southeast Asia.
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252. The world is in shock at the
news that Colonel William F.
Guile has been killed.
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253. It happened just 30 minutes
ago during a jailbreak
by Victor Sagat,
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254. the gunrunner who was
the principal arms supplier
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256. It was hoped
that the Allied Nation forces
would restore order here.
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257. But after today's tragedy,
nothing is certain,
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258. except that Bison's
mad threats will continue,
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259. and that the new
AN commander's
first order of business
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260. is to bury Colonel Guile.
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261. For GNT,
this is Chun-Li Zang.
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262. That's great news,
General. Congratulations.
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263. On the contrary, I mourn.
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264. Okay.
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265. I was hoping
to face Guile personally
on the battlefield,
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266. one gentleman warrior
to another,
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267. in respectful combat.
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268. Then I would snap his spine.
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269. "The road not taken."
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270. But why?
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271. Why do they still
call me a warlord?
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272. And mad?
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273. All I want to do
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274. is to create the perfect
genetic soldier.
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275. Not for power,
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276. not for evil,
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277. but for good!
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278. Carlos Blanka will be
the first of many.
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279. They shall march
out of my laboratory,
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280. and sweep away
every adversary, every creed,
every nation,
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281. until the very planet
is in the loving grip
of the Pax Bisonica.
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282. And then peace
will reign in the world.
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283. And all humanity
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284. shall bow to me
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285. in humble gratitude.
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286. That was beautiful.
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287. MAN ON P.A.: Curfew violators
will be arrested.
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288. Anyone resisting arrest
will be shot.
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289. Clear the press.
Yes, sir.
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290. A wireless mic
on the coastal highway
heading north.
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291. Damn. We got interference.
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292. No, that's not interference.
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293. It's too steady.
What's the problem?
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294. We're not the only ones
who put a homing device
on that truck.
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295. Well, let's analyze
this other signal.
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296. Whoa.
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297. Looks like that other signal
is aimed right back here.
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298. AN headquarters.
Here?
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299. That doesn't
make any sense.
Uh-uh.
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300. Hmm.
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301. Zang, your five minutes
are up. Move out.
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302. Honda, we gotta go, bro.
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303. Excuse me, bro.
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304. You two, follow our signal.
I'll catch up with you
at the thieves' market.
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305. I'll find out who's
playing games with us.
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306. Watch your back, Li.
I didn't know you cared.
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307. We don't. You're the only one
who can sign our
expense accounts.
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308. It's clear. Go.
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309. The pass is valid?
I'm checking the roster.
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310. They're good
for another week.
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311. They can go.
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312. Well, it's about time.
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313. Hmm.
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314. Another homing device.
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315. If I didn't give
you an interview
when I was alive,
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316. no way I'm gonna do it
when I'm dead.
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317. Of course.
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318. Those two young men
who led the prison break
and killed you,
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319. they're working for you,
aren't they?
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320. Are you asking as a reporter
or as something else?
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321. Sergeant, take Miss Zang
into custody.
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322. No, wait, wait.
Wait, please.
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323. You're right.
I'm not here just
to cover the news.
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324. I don't want a story
about Bison.
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325. I want his head.
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326. Now, it's taken me
20 years to get this far.
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327. You can't lock me up,
not when I'm this close.
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328. Take her away.
Yes, sir.
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329. No.
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330. I knew you wouldn't
understand.
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331. I understand better
than you know.
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332. This war is not about
your personal vendetta.
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333. It's about mine.
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334. Darling, basic black's
not really you.
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335. Prison gray,
perhaps?
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336. Stop!
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337. Come back here!
Where do you think
you're going?
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338. Hey, stop! Stop!
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339. You don't have a chance.
Guards! Guards!
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340. What a screw-up.
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341. What a woman.
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342. Cruise missile,
all original equipment!
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343. You add your own warhead.
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344. Armored
personnel carrier.
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345. Surplus from Iraqi army.
Five speeds.
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346. Two forward,
three reverse.
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347. 1972 turbo fine chopper,
like new.
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348. Only used once to evacuate
American Embassy in Saigon.
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349. Go ahead,
kick the tires.
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350. WOMAN ON P.A.: Welcome,
warlords of Shadaloo.
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351. General Bison invites you
to share his food, drink
and entertainment.
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352. No, no, no, no.
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353. Yes!
No!
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354. She likes me.
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355. How about our
explosive finale?
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356. Not yet.
We have a problem.
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357. Now,
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358. to business.
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359. This place makes Detroit
look like Disneyland.
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360. The only question is
whose lowlifes are gonna kill
us first, Sagat's or Bison's.
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361. You know,
Guile was right.
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362. You've forgotten everything
our sensei talked about.
Trust, honor.
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363. Whatever you think,
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364. we're in this until
we get that homing device
up to Bison's fortress.
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365. Ken?
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366. Hmm.
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367. You got another one of those
masks for me, darling?
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368. I am pleased
with your goods, Sagat.
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369. Now, as for payment,
why settle for mere money?
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370. After I defeat the AN,
what if I were to share
the country with you?
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371. When the war is over,
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372. we'll see how much
of the country is left.
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373. Meanwhile,
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374. let's see the color
of your money.
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375. Enough!
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376. Is this a joke?
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377. This money isn't
worth the paper
it's printed on.
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378. On the contrary.
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379. Every Bison dollar
will be worth five
British pounds.
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380. That is the exchange rate
the Bank of England will set
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381. once I've kidnapped
their queen.
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382. We know you're working
for Colonel Guile.
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383. You may not believe me,
but we're your friends.
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384. I must have been insane
to think I could do business
with you, Bison!
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385. You raving lunatic!
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386. I know you.
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387. You're Edmund Honda,
the sumo from Hawaii.
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388. You almost made Yokozuna.
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389. Until the Shadaloo Tong
destroyed my reputation.
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390. They did the same thing to me
and my boxing career.
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391. Don't tell me.
Figure skating.
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392. All you need to know
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393. is that the weapons
and munitions
Bison and Sagat deal in
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394. are gonna blow them
straight to hell.
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395. This conclave is over!
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396. You will die
for this insult, Sagat.
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397. You've got 10 minutes.
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398. Well, that was special.
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399. Come on.
We've got work to do.
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400. What?
It's show time.
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401. She said this place
would blow in 10 minutes.
Things can't get worse.
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402. I was wrong.
It got worse.
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403. Ken, back me up.
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404. Are you with me
or against me?
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405. Is that multiple choice?
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406. You dare to interfere?
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407. Yeah, uh, because . . .
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408. Because there are enemy spies
everywhere among us, General.
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409. Show me these spies.
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410. This is Chun-Li Zang, and this
may be my final broadcast,
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411. but if it is,
I and my comrades...
There! There they are.
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412. will know that we have
not died in vain,
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413. for we will have
ended the careers
of the two warlords
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414. who have brought so much
death and destruction
to this part of the world.
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415. Bison. Sagat.
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416. All your weapons of death
are going to be blown
sky-high.
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417. Happy landing.
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change the channel!
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419. Evacuate at once!
Copy !req
420. Search the camp!
Find Chun-Li!
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421. The technology
of East and West.
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422. While their governments
scorned me,
their corporations adored me.
Copy !req
423. Zangief, see that Ken and Ryu
are given clean clothing,
Copy !req
424. for it was they
who first warned us
of Chun-Li's treachery.
Copy !req
425. They are our honored guests.
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426. Sagat, Vega,
you are welcome
to stay here.
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427. I think you will find
the coming events
most educational.
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428. General, what about them?
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429. Take these two
to the interrogation room.
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430. They will talk
or they will die.
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431. Preferably both.
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432. Take the journalist
to my chambers.
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433. We have decided to grant her
a private interview.
Copy !req
434. Get off me, man!
Take it easy, pal!
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435. Get off me!
Copy !req
436. Let's go.
Copy !req
437. Ken, Ryu,
come with me.
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438. I will take
care of you.
Copy !req
439. This way.
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440. You're gonna
dehydrate yourself.
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441. Move! I said move!
Copy !req
442. This sucks.
Those guys are
good guys, like us.
Copy !req
443. Lately I don't
feel very good.
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444. An attack from the air
is impossible.
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445. The only chance is an assault
with a small, amphibious
force here.
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446. The main force
will come from the north,
Copy !req
447. while a single vessel
equipped with the latest
in stealth technology
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448. will come up this channel
and distract his defenses
from the east.
Copy !req
449. Colonel?
Yes.
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450. A single boat against
everything he's got?
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451. The pilot would have
to be out of his mind.
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452. Luckily, Bison has
driven me crazy,
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453. so I'm gonna do it.
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454. Synchronize your watches.
0500. Cast off at 0600.
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455. This is it.
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456. Let me show you
how we treat foreigners
in Shadaloo.
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457. You are next,
Yankee.
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458. Maybe you ought
to lie down first.
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459. Yeah.
Copy !req
460. And take a bath.
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461. Oh, man.
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462. Oh, God.
Copy !req
463. How do you keep
from crying out?
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464. I'm sumo, brother.
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465. My body can be in one place,
my mind another.
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466. Next time your mind leaves,
tell it to bring back a pizza.
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467. Honda, give me your hand.
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468. We've only been
in jail two hours.
Maybe next month.
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469. Give me your hand, fool.
Copy !req
470. Ready? Go.
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471. Now you look
like Bison troopers.
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472. This is where we train in our
glorious struggle against
the Allied Nations' tyranny.
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473. How you doing?
Yeah, you're looking great.
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474. Nice gun.
Hey, great uniform.
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475. Long live Bison.
Yep. Bison.
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476. I see you later in
the commissary, huh?
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477. You get a good look
at that video map?
Just got the left half.
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478. Good. I got the right.
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479. Troops, fall in!
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480. Attention!
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481. I'll handle this.
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482. As you were, Colonel.
What a surprise.
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483. Welcome to the Shadaloo front.
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484. You're just in time
for the kickoff.
I'm afraid not, Colonel.
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485. The security council
has just voted.
Copy !req
486. They've decided to negotiate.
You're joking.
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487. We think we can deal
with General Bison.
Copy !req
488. You're instructed
to call off the assault.
Contact him.
Copy !req
489. Request an extension
of his deadline.
Copy !req
490. We are prepared to pay
the ransom demand.
Copy !req
491. $20 billion?
Copy !req
492. What will prevent him
from taking more hostages
next month,
Copy !req
493. and asking for 50 billion,
100 billion?
Copy !req
494. Colonel, have you
lost your mind?
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495. No. You've lost your balls.
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496. Colonel Guile,
deliver these instructions
to your troops,
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497. and then consider yourself
relieved of your command.
Copy !req
498. Troopers,
I just received new orders.
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499. Our superiors say
the war is canceled.
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500. We can all go home.
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501. Bison is getting
paid off for his crimes,
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502. and our friends
who have died here
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503. will have died for nothing.
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504. But we can all go home.
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505. Meanwhile, ideals like peace,
freedom and justice,
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506. they get packed up.
Copy !req
507. But we can all go home.
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508. Well, I'm not going home.
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509. I'm gonna get on my boat
and I'm going upriver,
Copy !req
510. and I'm going to kick that
son of a bitch Bison's ass
so hard
Copy !req
511. that the next Bison wanna-be
is gonna feel it.
Copy !req
512. Now, who wants to go home,
and who wants to go with me?
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513. Yeah.
Copy !req
514. Come on! Come on!
Copy !req
515. Let's go, Colonel.
Yeah.
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516. Colonel Guile.
Colonel Guile!
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517. Get out of the way.
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518. Move it! Move it!
Copy !req
519. Let's go!
Move it! Move it!
Copy !req
520. Let's go! Move, move!
Copy !req
521. Come on!
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522. Colonel Guile!
Copy !req
523. Colonel Guile,
these instructions . . .
Copy !req
524. Stop them, please.
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525. Hey, I would love to,
but some moron
just canned me.
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526. It was 20 years ago.
Copy !req
527. You hadn't promoted yourself
to general yet.
Copy !req
528. You were just
a petty drug lord.
Copy !req
529. You and your gang of murderers
gathered your small ounce
of courage
Copy !req
530. to raid across the border
for food, weapons,
Copy !req
531. slave labor.
Copy !req
532. My father was
the village magistrate.
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533. A simple man
with a simple code. Justice.
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534. He gathered the few
people that he could
to stand against you.
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535. You and your bullies
were driven back
by farmers with pitchforks.
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536. My father saved his village
at the cost of his own life.
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537. You had him shot
as you ran away.
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538. A hero at a thousand paces.
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539. I'm sorry.
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540. I don't remember
any of it.
Copy !req
541. You don't remember?
Copy !req
542. For you,
Copy !req
543. the day Bison
graced your village
Copy !req
544. was the most important
day of your life.
Copy !req
545. But for me,
it was Tuesday.
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546. WOMAN ON P.A.:
Attention, all troopers.
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547. Weapons inspections
will continue to be at
random until further notice.
Copy !req
548. If your weapons are not
at full battle-readiness,
penalties will be severe.
Copy !req
549. Those guys will be
happy to see us.
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550. Yeah.
Copy !req
551. Well, if it isn't
our little buddies
who double-crossed us!
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552. What did he say?
Copy !req
553. "Hail to M. Bison."
These guys are fanatics.
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554. I think he said he could
lead us outside.
Copy !req
555. What I said was,
Copy !req
556. we're on the same side.
Copy !req
557. I spent the past 10 years
working in the media world,
Copy !req
558. using it to gather
intelligence on you.
Copy !req
559. I found partners who hated you
and your friends
as much as I did.
Copy !req
560. But most importantly,
Copy !req
561. I studied the martial arts
of three continents,
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562. so that one day
I could meet you,
Copy !req
563. avenge my father,
Copy !req
564. and end your reign
of terror myself.
Copy !req
565. I don't think so.
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566. You see, no one
has ever seen you
in combat.
Copy !req
567. You always hid
behind your sumo
and your boxer.
Copy !req
568. Why,
Copy !req
569. since you entered
this country,
Copy !req
570. you never even
threw a single punch.
Copy !req
571. No, my dear.
Copy !req
572. I know women,
Copy !req
573. and you
Copy !req
574. are harmless.
Copy !req
575. That's exactly
what I wanted you to think.
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576. Li! Hey, Li!
Li!
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577. Is that you, Li?
We're coming, Li!
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578. Hang on!
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579. Li!
Copy !req
580. No!
Copy !req
581. Li, let me at him.
Copy !req
582. Son of a . . . It's gas!
Copy !req
583. Oh, no!
We gotta get out of here!
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584. Come on!
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585. I had him!
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586. Attention, all boats.
Stand by at attack
vector alpha.
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587. I'll take out
the enemy radar.
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588. Captain Sawada,
I'm counting on you.
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589. We'll be there, Colonel.
Just save some for us.
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590. Formation attack.
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591. Coming about.
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592. Okay. What's wrong?
What's wrong with that?
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593. Subject's muscle
mass increased by 71%.
Copy !req
594. Subject's muscle mass
increased by 72%.
Copy !req
595. Subject's muscle
mass increased by 73%.
Copy !req
596. I have a dream that one day...
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597. WOMAN ON P.A.:
Attention, quartermaster.
Copy !req
598. Uniforms and side arms will be
issued to the Shadaloo Tong
by 1800 hours.
Copy !req
599. Move it, fat boy.
Come on.
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600. Move it, cutie.
Don't try anything.
Copy !req
601. I told you
we couldn't trust them.
Copy !req
602. Vega, be civil.
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603. They worked so hard
to get here.
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604. Let them enjoy
their ringside seats.
Copy !req
605. You know,
it's interesting.
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606. Had you worked together
instead of against each other,
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607. you might have
been successful.
Copy !req
608. Colonel,
we're approaching Bison's
outer radar perimeter.
Copy !req
609. Prepare for stealth mode.
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610. Online.
Systems ready.
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611. Armed.
Copy !req
612. Three, two, one. Now!
Copy !req
613. Enemy radar position
coming up, sir.
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614. And it's going down.
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615. General.
Copy !req
616. Something very strange
on the river.
Copy !req
617. Two of our radar stations
just went down.
Copy !req
618. Go to visual.
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619. System alert.
Copy !req
620. Radar stations two
and three are offline.
Copy !req
621. Confirm and rectify.
Copy !req
622. Radar stations are offline.
Copy !req
623. Activate sonar detectors
and filter all inputs.
Copy !req
624. Colonel,
someone's picked us up.
Stealth mode detected.
Copy !req
625. They're jamming us.
System failure.
Copy !req
626. Stealth mode compromised, sir.
We're busted.
They know we're coming.
Copy !req
627. Alert, alert.
Copy !req
628. Aha.
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629. Intruder craft
detected at base of radar
station seven.
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630. Prepare for attack mode.
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631. Intruder at radar
station seven.
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632. Yellow alert.
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633. Off duty personnel report
at once to shift commanders.
Copy !req
634. Repeat, yellow alert.
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635. Perimeter guns.
Copy !req
636. Fire!
Copy !req
637. This is General Bison.
Our defenses are
locked onto you.
Copy !req
638. Identify yourself.
Copy !req
639. This is the collection agency,
Bison.
Copy !req
640. Your ass is six months
overdue, and it's mine.
Copy !req
641. Guile? Alive?
Copy !req
642. Of course!
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643. His death was designed
to ingratiate his spies
with you.
Copy !req
644. I guess you didn't
see that, did you?
Copy !req
645. This time, Colonel,
you die for real.
Copy !req
646. Attention. Attention.
Stand clear. Stand clear.
Copy !req
647. And now, Miss Zang,
Copy !req
648. you will witness firsthand
the power that you spurned.
Copy !req
649. Minefield ahead.
They have proximity sensors.
Copy !req
650. Oh, great.
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651. Colonel,
they have a radar lock.
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652. Thirty seconds,
we're gonna be swimming.
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653. In that case,
let's get an early start.
Copy !req
654. Game over!
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655. Intruder destroyed.
Intruder destroyed.
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656. Stand down from yellow alert.
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657. Repair crews to radar stations
one through six.
Copy !req
658. Estimated time
to repair radar net...
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659. What are you doing?
Nothing.
Copy !req
660. I have a dream today.
Copy !req
661. Nothing, eh?
Copy !req
662. Security, this is . . .
Copy !req
663. So, you think
you're smart, eh?
Copy !req
664. Let's see how smart you are
when you're not breathing.
Copy !req
665. The rough kick.
Copy !req
666. Come on.
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667. Yes. Yes, Madam Secretary.
I gave him the orders.
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668. Yeah, the man's impossible.
Copy !req
669. No. No. No.
I stopped him from
taking all the soldiers.
Copy !req
670. The rest of the army's
back at the base.
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671. T. Hawk,
what's with the headband?
Copy !req
672. It's Cherokee.
I wear it for good
luck in battle.
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673. You should have
brought three of them.
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674. Colonel,
are you all right?
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675. Yeah. I'm okay.
Copy !req
676. Is the rope secure?
Almost.
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677. Four years of ROTC
for this shit.
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678. It is now only
moments from the deadline
set by General M. Bison
Copy !req
679. for the delivery of
the $20 billion ransom he has
demanded for the hostages.
Copy !req
680. Reports from Shadaloo
itself are unclear.
Copy !req
681. GNT correspondent Chun-Li Zang
Copy !req
682. has been reported missing,
along with her news crew.
Copy !req
683. We are hopeful
for a peaceful solution
to this crisis,
Copy !req
684. and we appeal to General Bison
in the name of humanity.
Copy !req
685. For GNT,
this is Sander Vanocur.
Copy !req
686. Dee Jay, has the AN
deposited the 20 billion
in my Swiss bank?
Copy !req
687. Hell, no, General.
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688. Sir, we've set electronic
and visual markers.
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689. ETA landings
are in 12 minutes.
Copy !req
690. Roger, Lieutenant.
I'll be ready.
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691. If I'm alive.
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692. Open the hostage chamber.
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693. Hostage pit open.
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694. Stand clear. Stand clear.
Copy !req
695. Hostage pit open.
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696. Charlie, it's me.
Copy !req
697. I'm your friend, William.
Copy !req
698. William.
Copy !req
699. Friend?
Copy !req
700. Friend.
Copy !req
701. William.
Copy !req
702. Friend.
Copy !req
703. What have they
done to you, Charlie?
Copy !req
704. What have they done
to me? Help me!
Copy !req
705. Help me.
I'll help you.
Copy !req
706. Help me.
Copy !req
707. I'll help you,
and then I'll make them pay.
Copy !req
708. Friend.
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709. No.
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710. You have no right.
Copy !req
711. The world thought
very little of you,
my dear guests.
Copy !req
712. Too little to pay
the pittance I asked for.
Copy !req
713. Too little to even mount
a decent rescue attempt.
Copy !req
714. Move out.
Copy !req
715. Your masters at the AN
call me a wild beast.
Copy !req
716. So be it.
Copy !req
717. You do not deserve
the martial dignity
of a firing squad.
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718. No!
Copy !req
719. You shall be killed
by a wild beast!
Copy !req
720. A beast born of my own genius.
Copy !req
721. Raise the incubation chamber.
Copy !req
722. It was Bison's scientists
who warped his body.
Copy !req
723. I did what I could
to preserve his mind,
Copy !req
724. to keep him human.
Copy !req
725. You call this human?
Copy !req
726. His mind retains
the capacity for good.
Copy !req
727. Yes, and for evil as well.
Copy !req
728. Will you kill him
because he has difficulty
understanding the difference?
Copy !req
729. Stand clear.
Copy !req
730. Incubation chamber rising
to command room level.
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731. The signal.
Copy !req
732. The real monster's upstairs.
Copy !req
733. He expects
to see his creation.
Copy !req
734. Stand clear.
Copy !req
735. Incubation chamber rising
to command room level.
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736. Behold the face
of your destruction
and of my victory.
Copy !req
737. Yes!
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738. Shoot the hostages!
Copy !req
739. Hostage pit closing.
Stand clear. Stand clear.
Copy !req
740. "Fat boy" this!
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741. Go! Go!
Copy !req
742. Red alert. Red alert.
Copy !req
743. All personnel report
to battle stations.
Copy !req
744. Battle stations.
Report to battle
stations at once.
Copy !req
745. You wouldn't happen
to have our passports handy,
would you, Colonel?
Copy !req
746. Get the hostages free,
Copy !req
747. and I'll get you
two first-class
tickets home, okay?
Copy !req
748. Go!
Copy !req
749. Go, cowards!
Copy !req
750. Come on, go!
Copy !req
751. All that's left is revenge.
Copy !req
752. Find Ken and Ryu
and get the hostages out.
Copy !req
753. Hey!
Copy !req
754. Goodbye.
Copy !req
755. We'll do what we can.
Okay. Go.
Copy !req
756. Attention, all troopers.
Copy !req
757. Remember that maintaining
your health plan benefits
is your responsibility.
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758. Mainframe link
has been severed.
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759. Where's Blanka?
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760. I don't know, General.
Everything's crashing!
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761. He's fighting my men!
Copy !req
762. The cerebral programing.
Quick, patch it in here!
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763. No!
Copy !req
764. Hurry up, guys!
Copy !req
765. Now! Now! Keep moving!
Let's rock 'n' roll, kids!
Copy !req
766. Watch your step.
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767. Then defeat
is a possibility.
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768. Very well.
Copy !req
769. We shall face it
together, Dee Jay,
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770. with the stoicism
of the true warrior.
Copy !req
771. Battle systems
are compromised. Estimated
repair time, 18 months.
Copy !req
772. Sayonara, buddy.
Come on. Let's go.
Copy !req
773. Where are you going, man?
What are you, nuts?
Copy !req
774. Ryu, Guile put
a gun to our head.
We did our part.
Copy !req
775. The real soldiers are here,
and we're gone.
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776. What's wrong with you, man?
There's people fighting
upstairs, dying upstairs.
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777. Yeah, and they get
paid for it! We don't!
Copy !req
778. Now, are you coming
with me or not?
Copy !req
779. Maybe before this place
blows up, we can find
something worthwhile.
Copy !req
780. No, thanks.
Copy !req
781. I already found
something worthwhile.
Copy !req
782. I don't understand.
Copy !req
783. I know you don't.
Copy !req
784. Stop! Stop!
Copy !req
785. Sir, we're pushing back
the enemy, but there's
skirmishes on every level.
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786. Still no sign of Bison.
Copy !req
787. He's probably hiding.
Copy !req
788. Hiding?
Copy !req
789. What do I have
to fear from you?
Copy !req
790. Worker ants scurrying about
with their pitiful weapons,
Copy !req
791. afraid of the purity
of unarmed combat.
Copy !req
792. Come out from behind
the curtain, wizard.
Copy !req
793. Let's see how pure
your combat really is.
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794. Come on.
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795. Sir, no.
That's exactly
what he wants.
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796. No, T. Hawk.
That's what we both want.
Am I right, Bison?
Copy !req
797. Are you man enough
to fight with me?
Copy !req
798. Anyone who opposes me
will be destroyed.
Copy !req
799. Colonel, you can't!
Oh, yes, I can.
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800. Just take the hostages out.
Copy !req
801. If I'm not topside
in 15 minutes,
evacuate without me.
Copy !req
802. Both of you.
That's an order.
Copy !req
803. Move out!
Copy !req
804. That's right, men!
Move out!
Copy !req
805. Troopers, out.
Throw the enemy
into the sea.
Copy !req
806. Leave us!
Copy !req
807. You have made me
a happy man.
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808. Next, I'll make
you a dead one.
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809. You'll have to do
better than that.
Okay.
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810. That's for Charlie.
That's for my soldiers.
Copy !req
811. Come on.
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812. The hostages,
where are they?
Copy !req
813. Now then,
where are those hostages?
Copy !req
814. C.Q. , this is Guile.
Copy !req
815. Cammy here.
Colonel, are you all right?
Copy !req
816. I'm okay.
I'm just half dead.
Copy !req
817. And Bison?
Copy !req
818. All dead.
Copy !req
819. What's the situation?
Fighting in every
corridor, sir.
Copy !req
820. What about our reserves?
Have they arrived yet?
Copy !req
821. Sawada's reinforcements are
still hitting the beachhead.
Copy !req
822. They have their hands full
with the enemy outside
the fortress.
Copy !req
823. I'm afraid it could
still go either way.
Well, it's gonna go our way.
Copy !req
824. Have our troops on
the upper levels fall back
and turn on the enemy.
Copy !req
825. We'll trap the forces outside
between both of our columns.
Copy !req
826. We'll do it, Colonel.
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827. But we still haven't
found the hostages yet.
Copy !req
828. I've got some
volunteers on it.
Copy !req
829. And maybe they'll
be able to help.
Copy !req
830. Colonel, I didn't
read the last part.
Colonel, are you there?
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831. Ah, yes!
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832. Ah!
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833. My mama didn't
raise no fool, baby.
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834. Oh, man! I should
have stayed at Microsoft.
Copy !req
835. All personnel report
to battle stations.
Copy !req
836. Battle stations.
Report to battle
stations at once.
Copy !req
837. There's gotta be something.
Copy !req
838. Ah . . .
Copy !req
839. Okay.
Copy !req
840. Where's the old front door?
Copy !req
841. Ryu, where are you going?
Copy !req
842. Ryu, Hang a u-ie, amigo!
You're walking into a trap!
Copy !req
843. Ryu, get out of there!
Copy !req
844. Ryu!
Copy !req
845. Vega.
Where were we?
Copy !req
846. You were losing.
Copy !req
847. No weapon, Bison.
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848. What happened to the purity
of unarmed combat?
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849. This is merely
superconductor
electromagnetism.
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850. Surely you've heard of it.
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851. It levitates bullet trains
from Tokyo to Osaka.
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852. It levitates my desk
where I ride the saddle
of the world.
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853. And it levitates
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854. me.
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855. Something wrong, Colonel?
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856. You come here prepared
to fight a madman
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857. and instead
you found a god?
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858. Ken.
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859. Die.
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860. Here you go, Sagat.
I owe you.
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861. If I hadn't met you,
I might have become you.
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862. You still refuse
to accept my godhood?
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863. Keep your own god.
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864. In fact, this might
be a good time
to pray to him.
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865. For I beheld Satan
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866. as he fell from Heaven
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867. like lightning!
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868. Bison, you're off the air.
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869. Warning. Warning.
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870. Energy field unstable.
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871. This will take one minute.
Excuse me.
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872. Maybe less.
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873. The rescue team
will take you to safety.
Head up the stairs.
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874. Please hurry.
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875. Thank you.
This way.
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876. Keep going!
This way, hurry!
Go! Come on!
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877. Honda, come on! Hurry!
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878. Sorry, man.
Can't play no more.
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879. Coward!
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880. Come back!
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881. Dee Jay!
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882. Superconductor
field meltdown.
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883. Evacuate.
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884. All personnel proceed
to main entrance level
immediately.
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885. Dee Jay!
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886. Why are you
out of uniform?
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887. The enemies of peace
and freedom are at our walls.
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888. Are you totally
demented, man?
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889. Our boss is the enemy
of freedom and peace.
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890. These people have come
from all over the world
to stop him.
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891. If you're smart,
you'll save your own ass.
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892. General Bison,
he's a bad guy?
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893. If you know this,
then why do you serve him?
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894. Because he paid me
a freaking fortune,
you moron.
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895. You got paid?
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896. Warning. Warning.
Charlie!
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897. Backup superconductor
suppressors
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898. have failed.
Charlie!
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899. Superconductor field meltdown
will occur in 60 seconds.
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900. Evacuate at once.
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901. Yeah.
Yeah.
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902. Keep moving out
towards the daylight!
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903. This way!
Come on!
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904. Don't panic.
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905. Pigtails?
Look who's talking.
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906. Oh!
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907. Come on. This way!
Sealing blast doors now.
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908. Hurry! This way!
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909. Fifty seconds until
superconductor field meltdown.
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910. Evacuate. Evacuate at once.
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911. Yeah. Jamaica,
here I come.
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912. Here we come.
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913. Forty seconds
until total meltdown.
Hurry! Go through! Go!
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914. Come on!
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915. Get going! Get going!
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916. This way.
Evacuate at once.
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917. Charlie.
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918. We have to go.
This whole place
is gonna go up.
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919. I can't go back, my friend.
Not like this.
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920. Thirty seconds
to superconductor meltdown.
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921. Charlie.
Don't worry.
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922. He will not be alone.
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923. I must atone
for my part in this evil.
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924. You said you did nothing.
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925. If good men do nothing,
that is evil enough.
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926. Ten seconds to...
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927. Ten, nine,
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928. eight, seven, six,
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929. five, four, three,
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930. two, one.
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931. Where's Guile?
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932. Guile didn't make it.
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933. Hey, easy, man.
That's me severance pay.
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934. Severance pay!
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935. Come on. Come on.
I can help you out here.
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936. He was a brave man,
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937. a true warrior.
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938. He told us to leave.
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939. We did the right thing.
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940. Well, it still feels
pretty wrong to me.
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941. Guile.
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942. Colonel!
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943. Lieutenant, make a note.
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944. I need a vacation.
Yes, sir.
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945. Oh . . .
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946. Tear gas, sir,
on the way out.
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947. Hey.
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948. I guess you've earned
your passports back.
You can hang on to them.
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949. Somebody's gonna
have to help put this
country back together.
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950. Maybe a couple
of hustlers can help.
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951. Ever think
of enlisting?
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952. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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953. Colonel Guile.
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954. How about that interview
for my network?
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955. Sure.
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956. But only if you
wear that dress.
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957. DISK JOCKEY ON P.A.:
Good morning, Shadaloo!
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958. Now, it's time once again
for the Good Morning Shadaloo
pop quiz.
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959. Do you know what it says
on the bottom of Coke bottles
in Bison's army?
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960. It says,
"Open other end."
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961. Hey, how do you know
in this man's...
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962. Uh, pardon me, in this
person's international army
if you're in a good unit?
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963. Well, it's simple.
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964. The C.O. is English,
the cook is French,
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965. the mechanic is German,
the paymaster is Swiss,
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966. and the cute nurse
in the infirmary is Swedish.
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967. And how do you know
if you're in a bad unit?
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968. The C.O. is German,
the cook is English,
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969. the mechanic is Italian,
the paymaster is French,
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970. and the cute nurse
in the infirmary
is a Bulgarian named Boris.
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971. Whatever country
slapped those blue pants
on your butt,
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972. this next one was a hit
wherever you're from.
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973. Hey, how many Bison troopers
does it take
to change a light bulb?
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974. Fifty-one.
One to change the bulb,
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975. the other fifty to steal it
from the 7-Eleven.
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976. Got a million of them!
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977. Solar batteries recharging.
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978. Solar batteries recharging.
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979. One solar battery online.
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980. One solar battery online.
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981. Attempting to activate system.
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982. System activated.
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983. Good morning, General Bison.
What is your menu choice
for today?
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