Street Dreams (2009)

1. What's up?

2. Street dreams.

3. - Hey, go, cops, go! - Stop, do not run.

4. Hey, you see how many cops there were?

5. That was ridiculous.

6. Reese!

7. I thought you got popped.

8. Nah, I couldn't believe that shit,

9. but the motherfuckers got my shoe, man.

10. Fuck your shoe, be happy you ain't

11. on your way to jail right now.

12. Hey where's Mikey?

13. Boy's probably back there showing off

14. his Boy Scout badges trying to make friends

15. with the cops or something.

16. That was real funny, guys.

17. Could have at least helped me get my bag over the fence.

18. Every man for himself, you know the deal.

19. - I got a present for you. - Thanks, dude.

20. All right, where we going, man?

21. We can't stand here forever.

22. How about the West Forest Head?

23. There's cops all over the place.

24. They've got cameras up and everything.

25. Fuck that, let's go to the Woodley Ledge.

26. Oh, dude's got a point.

27. Go slow, I'm a smoker.

28. Fucking kidding me?

29. Fucking kidding me right now?

30. Give me that.

31. Hey, if you stay more centered above your front truck,

32. you pretty much got it right here.

33. Did I ask you for your advice?

34. Damn.

35. I'm just sayin', man, that's what helps me.

36. Thanks for your concern, buddy, but I think I've got it.

37. Here we go.

38. - Easy as yo mom. - Oh shit, dude.

39. Look like he's talkin' about your moms, man.

40. What, you don't think I could do that?

41. Oh, now the up-and-coming ripper from Chicago, Derreck Cabrera,

42. about to take the crown from out veteran champ,

43. Troy Vincent, let's see how he does, folks.

44. Took you out of there!

45. Yes!

46. Out of there.

47. No, you couldn't.

48. Hey, take it somewhere else, man.

49. It's not like you can't read.

50. Oh, come on, man, there's nobody back here.

51. Look, I don't care, I don't want to get sued

52. when one of you guys falls and breaks your neck.

53. Nobody's going to break their neck, it's a little ledge.

54. Look, if you don't get out of here right now,

55. I'm going to call the cops, okay.

56. What are you going to tell them, "Officer, I've got some

57. skaters back here, come get them immediately?"

58. You don't know what it's like to have your own business.

59. I bet you don't even have a job.

60. Yeah, I know, I'm a stupid, loser skater.

61. Yeah, you said it, I didn't.

62. Yo, easy up, Richard Simmons.

63. It's not like he's— oh my good Lord,

64. look at that side bike.

65. That thing's beautiful!

66. Fuck you!

67. Get the fuck out of here!

68. I'll tell you, I'm calling the cops!

69. You fucking pricks!

70. Good morning, sweetheart.

71. Good morning.

72. Breaking your streak?

73. Excuse me?

74. Do you have to start it right now?

75. Can't it wait till he eats his breakfast?

76. Well, I don't know when I get a letter that tells me

77. that my son has missed seven days

78. of school this month, and if he continues

79. to be delinquent that he won't graduate.

80. I don't know about you, but this sounds like something

81. that needs to be discussed as soon as possible.

82. And guess what?

83. As soon as possible is right now.

84. Shit.

85. Do you really have to use that language?

86. I also got a phone call that you and I've got a meeting

87. with the principal Monday morning.

88. Does this have anything to do with Troy and Reese and Cash?

89. Don't forget Mikey.

90. Mikey, at least he's got skill.

91. For your information, Mikey hasn't missed

92. more than two days of school this whole year.

93. You really spoke to his mommy?

94. We were concerned.

95. You know, your education is—

96. Something I can always fall back on.

97. Yes, I may have missed a lot of school, but I'm not deaf.

98. Hey.

99. There's no reason to get fresh with your mother.

100. She just wants what's best for you.

101. Well then, I guess what's best for me

102. is getting my ass to class.

103. You know where to find me.

104. We are going to have a lovely party.

105. There's going to be lots of alcohol around.

106. You guys should definitely come.

107. So how many kegs are you going to have for tomorrow night?

108. - Seven. - Only seven kegs?

109. Ace Cooper had 10.

110. Well, we're going to have jello shots, too.

111. Mmm, I love me some jello shots.

112. I know you do, baby.

113. So, uh, is your little skater boyfriend

114. going to be there, or do I get you all to myself?

115. Am I that good in your dreams?

116. I don't know, let's ask him.

117. Hi, baby.

118. Ask me what?

119. We can see your boxers.

120. Can't afford pants that fit?

121. Can't afford a cool haircut?

122. I didn't know straight guys rocked blond tips.

123. So Brad's having a party tomorrow night.

124. - You're coming, right? - Nah, I'm over it.

125. What, you got a date with your loser boyfriends Cash and Reese?

126. That's funny, Brad, you didn't think you were losers

127. when you used to skate.

128. Obviously one of us has decided to grow up.

129. Come on, baby, please come to the party with me.

130. It's obviously not my scene.

131. I know, but it's my scene,

132. and I want you to be a part of it with me.

133. Well, what about Sunday?

134. Do I got to go with you to your family thing?

135. Come on, Derreck, I'll make it worth your while.

136. And my dad says he's got something

137. he wants to talk to you about.

138. Really, what's that?

139. It's totally awesome.

140. You know I love you, right?

141. Hey, Grind King.

142. It's cool if I take your girl to the party?

143. Drink, drink, drink!

144. Hey, you miss me?

145. Baby!

146. You're here!

147. And you are wasted.

148. Am not.

149. Okay, maybe just a little bit, but it's a party.

150. Let's get you a beer.

151. Come on, baby.

152. Brad's ready.

153. Shut up, I told him I'd think about it.

154. Think about what?

155. Keg stand!

156. I know you like that.

157. Put me down.

158. Let's go, girl, you can do it.

159. Come on, you can do this.

160. Just put it in your mouth and suck.

161. Drink, drink,

162. drink, drink, drink, drink!

163. That was totally awesome.

164. Yes!

165. Wait, where are you going?

166. You should totally do one.

167. Yeah, I can't think of anything

168. better to do than be upside-down

169. getting beer poured down my throat

170. with my ass hanging out.

171. Shut up, it's not like I was wearing a thong,

172. and everyone's seen me with my cheerleading outfit.

173. Yeah, I'm leaving.

174. We not extreme enough for you?

175. Are you seriously going to leave?

176. You want to come with?

177. I didn't think so.

178. Hey, Sam.

179. Let's do another one.

180. Who's next on the keg?

181. You are, bitch!

182. Do it!

183. Drink, drink, drink, drink,

184. drink, drink!

185. Yo, Mikey.

186. You still gonna skate the rail?

187. Dude, I got to get out of here, these fumes are killing me.

188. You did not just childproof me!

189. The security guard gets off at 11,

190. so we will wait, right, Reese?

191. Yeah, the guard's my cousin Shanita's baby daddy.

192. So you just randomly found out what time

193. your cousin's baby daddy gets off work tonight?

194. Actually, he was at a barbeque

195. talking about his hours, fucked up and shit.

196. You didn't tell me she's fucking white dudes.

197. Don't worry about it. You would never get a chance.

198. It's 11 now.

199. See, niggas, look.

200. Don't be tellin' me I don't know what's up.

201. Come on.

202. Aw, dick suckers.

203. This is bullshit.

204. Why'd you act like you scoped this place out?

205. I did, two days ago there was nothing on it.

206. Look at 'em, man, they're not even normal skate stoppers.

207. They're just big-ass nuts.

208. Keep me out of this, man.

209. Somebody went weld-happy on this shit.

210. Fuck this.

211. Aw, man.

212. That's some bullshit.

213. Crock of shit, let's go back to my house.

214. Give me that.

215. Yeah.

216. Man, this is ridiculous.

217. I'm sick of all this skate-proofing

218. and getting kicked out of everywhere.

219. - This is where we should go. - What is it?

220. It's a skate plaza in Ohio.

221. Damn, you can get the sickest lines here.

222. How far is it?

223. It's not that far, it's like eight hours away.

224. Yeah, Derreck, you can finally finish your Sponsor Me video.

225. Please finish that video, I'm over giving you boards.

226. I know, man, I just got to get that final banger.

227. What's your "final banger"?

228. I'll show you.

229. Oh, this ought to be good.

230. Yeah!

231. Come on, man.

232. A 360 flip, crooked grind on a handrail?

233. Are you kidding me?

234. You livin' in a fantasy land right now.

235. If this is a fantasy land, Danny DeVito

236. would be taking a dump on my chest.

237. - That's wrong, man. - All right, well, look.

238. What are you going to name it?

239. Well, I mean, you're so good that you're inventing tricks.

240. You might as well give it a name.

241. I'm not going to fucking name it.

242. Okay, look, look.

243. Let me help you out.

244. Why don't you call it the NAC?

245. That's actually sick.

246. Right?

247. Why the NAC?

248. For Not A Chance.

249. Aw, come on.

250. Oh, my god, yo, let's go tonight.

251. No, we can't go tonight, I got to work tomorrow.

252. We'll leave after I work, drive through the night,

253. and we can skate all day Monday.

254. - I can't go. - Why not?

255. Come on, D, it's only for one day, man.

256. You got to finish that video, right?

257. Yeah, well, kind of promised Samantha I'll take her—

258. Come on, man!

259. The truth comes out.

260. Did you lose your dick, or did you just give it away?

261. I can't even believe you're still with that chick.

262. I'll tell you why he's still with her,

263. that bitch fine as hell.

264. - Yeah she is. - Easy.

265. I'm just sayin', if I was you, I'd bang, bang, bang.

266. Me too, I'd be right up in that shit.

267. What the fuck is the matter with you dudes, man?

268. That's my girl.

269. Hey, she won't miss you too much.

270. You can tell her to bring Brad along.

271. Fuck you.

272. Hey, dude, I didn't mean it like that, man.

273. Whatever, I'm out of here, man.

274. I hope you bitches have fun in Ohio.

275. I'll see you when you get back.

276. Dude, who took a shit in your vagina?

277. What's up, Kenny?

278. How you doing there, buddy?

279. I haven't seen you for a while.

280. Haven't seen you either.

281. Yeah, how's it going, man?

282. - Good. - Let's see what you got.

283. Oh, nice, you got a little more pop

284. than the last time I saw you.

285. I see your flick mark's coming in nice.

286. Hey, baby.

287. Hey.

288. How are you?

289. I'm all right, how you doing?

290. I feel like shit.

291. Oh, sorry, Kenny.

292. It's okay, my mom says "shit" all the time.

293. Is it all right if I talk to Derreck alone for a second?

294. Sure, I know all about alone time, too.

295. All right, Kenny, I'll catch up with you.

296. See ya.

297. So, late night?

298. Yeah.

299. I wish you would have stayed.

300. Well, looks like you were doing all right without me.

301. You invited Brad?

302. Why am I even here?

303. Because you're my boyfriend, and I want you to be here.

304. Hey, hey, how's it going over here with you kiddies?

305. I was just talking to your buddy, Brad, over there.

306. He is so excited about attending the University of Arizona

307. this fall.

308. But you might want to go save him from your Aunt Linda.

309. Mr. Cabrera here and I have some business to discuss.

310. Okay.

311. I'll see you in a second.

312. Let's go for a walk.

313. So you and my angel have been seeing each other how long?

314. Three years.

315. You're happy though, right?

316. Yeah, of course, she's a wonderful girl.

317. Yeah, yeah, that she is.

318. She asked me to offer you a job.

319. Really, well, that would be very nice of you.

320. Hey, hey, It's minimum wage, but the hours are excellent,

321. and you can start right after graduation.

322. All right, so what would I be doing?

323. Thinking I'd give you a job in the mailroom, you know.

324. The beating heart of every company.

325. Thanks a lot, sir, but I never pictured myself

326. as the mail boy type.

327. Really?

328. Too good to work in the mailroom, is that it?

329. - I didn't say that. - Hey, don't worry about it.

330. If the mailroom is below you,

331. I'll start you in the warehouse

332. with the rest of the immigrants.

333. Immigrant?

334. You just—what the fuck is that supposed to mean, "immigrant"?

335. Exactly what I said.

336. Yeah, hold on.

337. Derreck, stop.

338. - Derreck, what's wrong? - Get off me.

339. Stop, what's the matter with you?

340. - I got to go. - Why?

341. Aren't you excited about the job?

342. I mean, it's a great opportunity

343. for someone like you.

344. - Someone like me? - You know what I mean.

345. No, I don't think I do, Sam.

346. What do you mean, someone who skates?

347. Or someone who's failing out of school?

348. Or someone who's a fucking immigrant?

349. Your daddy made it abundantly clear.

350. You know what, Sam, this is bullshit.

351. You and I both know it, alls you want to do

352. is get fucked up at frat parties on beer bongs.

353. You know what, if you think you're so cool

354. for failing out of school for skating,

355. you're going to turn into a nobody,

356. just like your loser friends.

357. Well, at least I'm doing something I enjoy

358. and not just doing what daddy has planned for me.

359. It's time for you to leave, Mr. Cabrera.

360. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

361. Don't come crying to me when your big dreams fall apart.

362. Don't fucking hold your breath.

363. Pull up your goddamn pants, you loser!

364. He's not worth it.

365. Yo.

366. You guys, uh, leave yet?

367. No, I'm packing up right now.

368. You got room for one more?

369. Yeah, of course, man.

370. D, dude, I'm sorry for what I said before, dude.

371. - I didn't mean to— - Don't worry about it.

372. - I'll be there in ten. - All right, cool.

373. No joke, Mikey.

374. This watch is $5,000.

375. Because you're my friend, I'll give it to you for 500.

376. Man, that shit is as fake as the Jackson family noses.

377. Quit blowin' me up, Cash.

378. Yo, D.

379. That little cheerleader would love to see you

380. shining like this, don't you think?

381. Hey, they broke up, man.

382. - Mikey! - Sorry, D.

383. I didn't know it was a big secret.

384. Think of it this way, man, now you got more time to skate,

385. so you can concentrate on your video,

386. concentrate on getting hooked up, right?

387. Your video's gonna be sick!

388. Still a long shot gettin' on the team.

389. Jesus, man, why don't you just piss on his birthday cake?

390. I'm just sayin', I mean, look how long it took me

391. to get on Flow.

392. I know it.

393. I'll tell you one thing, that's for sure.

394. As soon as he drops that NAC,

395. it's going to take a gaggle of Navy Seals

396. on angel dust to get my dick

397. out of his butt.

398. What?

399. Oh, come on.

400. Come on, boys, wake up.

401. It's the golden hour.

402. Wipe the shit out of your eyes.

403. Breakfast is on me.

404. How is breakfast on you?

405. Dude, you're broke.

406. One dollar, I can get you all fed.

407. What are we going to do, share a candy bar?

408. Just get the hell out of the car, lazy shitheads.

409. All right, gentlemen and lady.

410. Check it out.

411. The magic dollar.

412. - The fuck is this? - That's tape, dipshit.

413. Yeah, we see that it's tape, but how is tape

414. all over a dollar going to get us food?

415. Well, apparently there's more than one brainiac in this bunch.

416. Pay attention, Mr. Wizard.

417. You take this dollar, and you stick it into the machine.

418. - You following me, retard? - Gotcha.

419. And?

420. No way!

421. Free food and free money.

422. Free money?

423. Take it easy.

424. Let me show ya.

425. Oh my gosh!

426. Nice.

427. Boys, have at it.

428. Let's go.

429. Jackpot!

430. Holy shit!

431. This place is insane!

432. Shit, look, there's all sorts of pros here.

433. Here comes your future team manager.

434. Start kissing some ass.

435. Yeah, you better pucker up.

436. - Oh, what's up, Troy? - What's goin' down, Tony?

437. - How you doin', man? - Good, man, how are you?

438. Why didn't you tell me you were coming out here, man?

439. I would have brought you some boards.

440. No worries, I'm straight, what's up?

441. Like the whole team's out here right now?

442. No, man, just a couple of 'em.

443. Just out here gettin' some last minute footage for the video.

444. Video's going to be sick, man.

445. So, what's up, is this your crew?

446. Reese, Cash, Mikey, and Derreck.

447. So, this is Derreck, huh?

448. Heard a lot about you, man.

449. So still waitin' on your tape.

450. Just tryin' to get that last trick, you know?

451. He's still tryin' to get his final banger.

452. Well that sounds sick, man, I'm looking forward to it.

453. And your footage too, Troy.

454. I got to keep moving though, fellas.

455. You guys have fun, all right?

456. What the hell, guys, you gonna sit there

457. and thumb your ass all day, get out there and skate!

458. Come on, Troy, let's do this shit, man.

459. That's what I'm talking about, buddy.

460. Yeah.

461. There you go, sweetheart.

462. Thanks, boss.

463. So, what, you ready to try the NAC?

464. Don't call it that.

465. Whatever, man, you ready to try?

466. - Ready to do it! - Do it.

467. - Let's do it. - Go.

468. - All right. - Don't fuck up.

469. Yeah, like you can do better, Cash.

470. Easy up, bub, hit the red button

471. and be happy you got a job.

472. Hey, you just work on your tent, all right?

473. Oh!

474. That was it, dude.

475. That was it.

476. I got it, all right.

477. Mikey, you got to jump on this line, I just made.

478. No way, man, he's grinding almost perfect right now.

479. - He almost made the NAC, dude. - Exactly, he almost made it.

480. I just made the lines, it's gonna take me

481. like two minutes, man.

482. Come on, man.

483. What's going on?

484. I just made these lines, I just want to film it right now.

485. Dude, couple more tries, he's gonna have this.

486. Dude, I just want to do it right now.

487. You know I need footage for the video.

488. Why did we even come here, you know what I'm saying?

489. Yeah, I know, that's cool, man, get that shit.

490. All right, I'll be right there.

491. What's going on?

492. I got to go film Troy right now.

493. He's got a line he wants me to film.

494. You know, smoking's bad for your health.

495. So is landing without your board.

496. What do you know about skatin'?

497. Are you a skater?

498. Do I look like a skater?

499. Definitely not.

500. Skater girls usually aren't as cute as yourself.

501. At least, I've never seen one.

502. So, why are you here?

503. See that little punk over there?

504. That's my little bro.

505. Been drivin' him around for years.

506. He can't seem to pass his driver's test.

507. Wait, you're Eric Jones's sister?

508. Eric Jones is my little brother.

509. Well, uh, I'm Derreck, my boys and I, we drove up here—

510. Okay, Derreck, let me just save you some time.

511. I'm not the girl that falls for the troubled, tortured,

512. "I have a dream" song and dance.

513. I've seen it all before and it has the same boring ending.

514. Well, no worries here, I mean I'm not looking

515. for that cool girl who wears Chuck Taylors

516. and purple hoodies.

517. What's up, sis?

518. This guy botherin' you?

519. Nah, he's cool.

520. So, now I'm cool?

521. Until proven otherwise.

522. All right, that's cool.

523. Hey, man, I saw that back flip, it was sick.

524. Aw, shit, thanks, man.

525. I saw you tryin' something crazy over there.

526. What was that?

527. Oh, trade flip crook?

528. Yeah, my boys call it the NAC though.

529. If he'd commit, maybe he'd make it.

530. You should take her advice, man.

531. She knows what she's talkin' about.

532. Yeah, I think I'm startin' to get that.

533. All right, well, it was nice to meet you guys.

534. I'm gonna get back to it.

535. Hey, yo, man, that is tight, you want to shoot that?

536. - Hell yeah, man, I'm down. - Cool, let's do it.

537. Thanks.

538. Damn, you all right?

539. Yeah, I'm good.

540. Holy shit, I should be shootin' Derreck.

541. It's not like he's going to make it anyway.

542. Whoa, where are you going, man?

543. Somebody's got to film it.

544. It isn't you, man.

545. Oh, come on, Troy, we can film afterwards, man.

546. No, no, no, we're leaving afterwards.

547. I drove us here, I say when we go.

548. That's bullshit.

549. Fuck it, do whatever you want.

550. I got you, D.

551. Let's do it.

552. Now that's a banger.

553. You mean a hammer?

554. No, I mean a banger.

555. Now, if that's B.S. down 16 stairs

556. by a flooty, little turd rockin' young-ass jeans

557. is a hammer.

558. A boner-inducing trick,

559. one of which your pea-sized brain

560. can't possibly comprehend, is a banger.

561. Now please, stop looking at me

562. before I reconsider our friendship.

563. He gets into it every time.

564. Hey, you got it, boy.

565. You got this, man.

566. Yeah, man.

567. Come on.

568. You got this.

569. Hold up, hold up.

570. I gotta reload.

571. - Okay, let's get it, man. - See that?

572. Hey, check it out real quick.

573. Let's go, we're leaving.

574. What, com—

575. Dude, he was just about to land it.

576. I don't care.

577. Unless you all want to be

578. permanent residents of Ohio,

579. I suggest you come with me.

580. That's fucked up.

581. Who put the bee in your bonnet, dick-socket?

582. - Jesus Christ. - Asshole.

583. Nice meetin' you.

584. Take care, brother.

585. My ride's leavin', man.

586. It's cool, maybe next time.

587. All right, thank you, though.

588. Yo, Derreck.

589. What's up, Tony?

590. What's going on, man?

591. So, was that the final banger?

592. Yeah, man.

593. Just gotta land it now.

594. Well, look, man, if you can give me a tape

595. with that on it, I can pretty much

596. guarantee you a spot on the team,

597. no problem.

598. All right, well, I'll guarantee you

599. a tape with it.

600. All right, man, perfect.

601. - Hell yeah. - Good work, buddy.

602. All right, Tony, take care, man.

603. Take it easy, man.

604. Damn, Derreck.

605. That was sick, man.

606. Thanks, man.

607. Your friend's kind of a dick.

608. Yeah, pretty much.

609. So, what's the story?

610. We gonna see you in Tampa

611. next weekend or what?

612. I'm not sure.

613. You gonna be there?

614. Mm, I might be.

615. Then I might be too.

616. Well, man, I hope to see you there.

617. All right, man.

618. Miss Jones.

619. Come on, boy.

620. All right, boy.

621. Hey, what'd Tony say?

622. Oh, just a little encouragement.

623. Cool.

624. Hey, her name's Taylor.

625. Taylor, huh?

626. All right.

627. Nice.

628. Let's go.

629. Check ya in a minute.

630. All right, dawg.

631. What the fuck?

632. I can get it.

633. All right there, boss?

634. I'm bleeding.

635. Hey, D., who was that chick

636. you were talking to?

637. Yeah, you know that dude who got fourth place

638. in Tampa last year?

639. Yeah, Eric Jones, right?

640. Yeah, she's his older sister.

641. Shit, he got all rogue after Tampa last year.

642. See, dude, now you have to go to Tampa

643. because if you drop the NAC in Tampa,

644. you're getting on the team for sure.

645. One hard trick is not going to get you on a team.

646. I just don't want you to get your hopes up.

647. Shit!

648. Are you trying to give me

649. a heart attack?

650. You almost gave your mother one

651. five hours ago.

652. I had to give her sleeping pills

653. just to calm her down.

654. Sorry.

655. Oh, is that it?

656. You know what you missed this morning, right?

657. We were supposed to have a meeting with your principal

658. to discuss, um, how did she describe it?

659. Your habitual truancy.

660. How do you think it looks when I have to call in

661. and say, "I'm sorry, we can't make it

662. 'cause I can't find my son?"

663. Like you're a bad father?

664. Is that what you think?

665. That this is my fault?

666. No.

667. Man, you just don't get it.

668. What don't I get, Derreck?

669. That school's a joke to you, and that hanging out

670. with your friends is more important

671. than your future?

672. That's not how it is!

673. Then tell me how it is, Derreck.

674. Because right now, from where I'm standing,

675. it looks like you're just blowing everyone off.

676. Fine, I'm an idiot.

677. Are we done?

678. Don't push me, Derreck.

679. Whatever it is that you think you're doing

680. is gonna stop right now.

681. Do you understand me?

682. I said, "Do you understand me?"

683. I need a verbal response.

684. Yes!

685. Good.

686. I rescheduled for tomorrow morning,

687. and Derreck, whatever you do, do not disappear again.

688. I'll be there.

689. Don't disappoint me.

690. Turn the lights off when you're done.

691. Derreck, I just don't understand.

692. Your grades, your absences, I mean, really,

693. your general demeanor all seem to suggest

694. that you have no interest in graduating.

695. I cannot make you do your homework,

696. and I cannot make you attend class.

697. Do you understand where I'm going with this?

698. For someone of your age, and I know

699. you're not a bad kid and I can see your...

700. and without a high school diploma...

701. isn't necessarily what's right for your future.

702. She's great.

703. You're so lucky, Derreck.

704. Okay, so I think you should talk

705. to your teachers about what you've missed

706. and convince them that you're committed

707. to bringing up your grades, huh?

708. I guess.

709. You guess?

710. You were just given a second chance, Derreck.

711. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

712. Maybe.

713. I don't know.

714. Yeah, well, I know.

715. You're gonna start taking life

716. a little more seriously,

717. and you're going to start by accepting that job

718. that Mr. Reynolds gave you.

719. Hell no, I ain't workin'

720. for that racist.

721. What are you talkin' about?

722. Nothing, man.

723. People just aren't as perfect as you think, Dad.

724. What, you think I don't know people?

725. You think no one's ever talked down to me?

726. Treated me like a second-class citizen?

727. Come on, Derreck, you gotta grow up.

728. Get some thick skin and take some responsibility

729. for yourself, man.

730. I'm going to work, and when you get home,

731. I expect you're gonna have a better attitude.

732. Hey.

733. You weren't in school yesterday.

734. I was busy.

735. The barbeque got kinda out of hand.

736. Yeah.

737. So...

738. So?

739. - An apology would be nice. - For what?

740. For embarrassing me in front of my family,

741. for starters.

742. Sam, I'm not sorry.

743. We're done.

744. We both know that.

745. Are you seriously breaking up with me?

746. We already broke up.

747. Samantha Reynolds does not get dumped.

748. Samantha Reynolds already got very dumped.

749. Are you kidding me?

750. I am the best fucking thing you ever had.

751. You are so done.

752. Nobody is ever gonna look at you

753. at this school again.

754. It is what it is, Sam.

755. Fuck you, Derreck.

756. Fuck me.

757. Ooh.

758. Later.

759. Peace.

760. What the fuck is that?

761. Damn.

762. We're cutting the knobs off the university rail.

763. Well, go do it, get the fuck

764. out of my face, dumb-ass.

765. I need you guys to help.

766. Oh, fuck that, man.

767. We leave for Tampa in the morning.

768. There's no way I'm gonna risk

769. getting arrested on some bullshit.

770. Man, you're not gonna get arrested.

771. All's you got to do is look out for us.

772. Yeah, just go to the lot across the street

773. and call us if you see a cop.

774. Then Reese will give us a signal,

775. we'll cut the lights.

776. Nobody's gonna get caught.

777. Cut these knobs off, skate it all night.

778. Yup.

779. Fuck it, I'm down.

780. I have wanted to do that frontside crooked grind

781. for a while, you know?

782. So, you in?

783. I'm down, let's do this.

784. That's what I'm talkin' about.

785. Let's go, boys.

786. All right, I'm gonna go around back

787. in case the pigs want to get sneaky.

788. Don't be gettin' caught up on the phone

789. with none of these girls, man.

790. I need you to pay attention.

791. Don't trip, man. I ain't gonna miss.

792. - Let's do this. - Come on, Mike.

793. You ready?

794. Yeah.

795. Pop this on.

796. Cool.

797. You ever done this before?

798. Hey, just watch out for me, all right?

799. All right, cool.

800. Shit, that's loud, man.

801. Call Troy.

802. See if he hears that.

803. All right.

804. Hey, could you hear that?

805. All right, cool.

806. Just call us if you see anything, all right?

807. Thanks.

808. No, we're good, dude.

809. It's pretty easy.

810. Awesome, man, keep going.

811. All right.

812. Let's do this.

813. Oh, shit!

814. Don't stop, don't stop,

815. don't stop, don't stop.

816. Fuck.

817. Stop right there!

818. Cops, cops!

819. Shut the light!

820. Drop it, drop it!

821. Go!

822. Mikey, leave this shit!

823. I can't, my uncle's gonna kill me!

824. Go!

825. No, you go!

826. Mike, fine, go!

827. Just I'll stay.

828. Just get out of here, dude!

829. Do not move!

830. Want to thank you for getting here

831. so quickly.

832. Absolutely, officer.

833. Well, as you can clearly see, Mr. Cabrera,

834. this is your son vandalizing private property.

835. Yes, it is.

836. I can see that.

837. It's not like these businesses

838. hate skateboarders.

839. It's just they can't afford to be sued

840. when one of them gets hurt.

841. I completely understand, and it won't happen again.

842. I know these kids are just having fun,

843. but this is going too far.

844. Okay.

845. Michael Robbins is free to go.

846. However, he'll have to wait 30 days

847. before he can regain custody of his equipment.

848. As for your son, your signature will release him.

849. You'll receive some paperwork in the next few days

850. about his court date.

851. Thank you, officer.

852. Let's go.

853. You can pick your stuff up

854. from the cage on the way out.

855. Um, officer.

856. Uh, am I going to be charged

857. with anything?

858. You wanna be?

859. - No. - Then get out of here.

860. Your keys.

861. Come on.

862. Give me your keys.

863. Get in the car.

864. Mikey.

865. Thank you for the ride, Mr. Cabrera.

866. Get out of the car, Mikey.

867. Look, I just have to say

868. that it's not all Derreck's fault.

869. Mikey.

870. Okay, I'm going.

871. Please tell your friends to not to see or speak

872. to Derreck till after graduation.

873. That goes for you too, Mike.

874. But we go to school together.

875. How...?

876. Okay, Mr. Cabrera.

877. Dad, I know you're pissed, but it's really

878. not that big of a deal.

879. Are you kidding me?

880. Getting arrested and going to jail

881. for vandalism isn't a big deal to you?

882. It's not like I was trying to rob the building.

883. I just wanted to skate the rail.

884. It's private property, for Christ sakes.

885. First you're failing out of school,

886. now you're getting arrested?

887. Don't you realize you're throwing your life away?

888. I'm not throwing anything away!

889. Yes, you are and for what?

890. So, you can skateboard with your little friends?

891. God damn it!

892. This is fucking ridiculous!

893. What's ridiculous?

894. That I'm doing something I'm good at?

895. I'm not doing what you want me to do.

896. This isn't about me!

897. - It's about your future! - No, it isn't!

898. I'm sorry I couldn't be a fucking baseball player

899. like you wanted me to be and have the life

900. that you threw away!

901. I didn't throw anything away!

902. I took responsibility,

903. something you know nothing about!

904. What do you know, look at you!

905. You fucking hate your job.

906. You hate mom, you hate me for being born,

907. and most of all, you fucking hate yourself!

908. Don't you fucking talk to me that way!

909. I gave you my blood and sweat!

910. Get outta here!

911. Go out the door!

912. He's got to grow up someday.

913. I fucking hate you!

914. The hell are you doing here?

915. Let's fucking go to Tampa.

916. Yes!

917. All right, chill out for a second.

918. I'ma get the room.

919. Cool.

920. Oh, look, a buffalo nickel.

921. Come on, let's go.

922. Here, hold my hand.

923. Crazy bastard.

924. So, have you talked to your dad yet?

925. Fuck no.

926. I just think they'd want to know

927. where you're at.

928. I really don't care, man.

929. He don't deserve to know.

930. Fuck him.

931. All right.

932. You want to play Skate?

933. Sure, man, I'm down, let's do it.

934. Hey, Sean, you ready?

935. Rock, paper, scissors.

936. All right, I guess I go first.

937. I got this.

938. Whoa, coming out fine.

939. What the fuck, fucko.

940. You want somethin'?

941. Well, first of all, whether do you paint them jeans

942. on every night, or is it, like, a weekly thing?

943. Man, fuck you where you breathe.

944. Easy up, sick bitches.

945. I just need your, uh, non-dairy creamers right there.

946. You want these creamers?

947. - Yeah. - Hey, here you go.

948. Here, take the fuckin' creamers.

949. Man, this kid's no joke, huh?

950. Yeah.

951. Yeah, Troy.

952. What's up, dawg?

953. Can I get those creamers?

954. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

955. Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot!

956. I'm just fuckin' with you, man.

957. Easy up, do-rag.

958. I need that.

959. Puff, puff, pass.

960. All right, so you got... what do you got?

961. S-K.

962. S-K-A.

963. You got it, right?

964. - Aight. - All right, right here.

965. Yeah.

966. Aw, that was T.

967. One more, you're out.

968. Oh.

969. Is that patchouli?

970. Yeah, it is actually.

971. Oh, do you ever get a mid-shaft gash

972. on your old John Thomas after screwing

973. a 15 year old red oak?

974. Yeah.

975. Can I grab these creamers here?

976. Remember guys, save a tree.

977. Eat some beaver.

978. One more and you're out.

979. Yeah, I think we got enough.

980. No, no, no, we're getting another one.

981. What do you want?

982. Oh, dear Lord.

983. You did not vacation in this dump, did you?

984. What did you say, son?

985. I said, "Hump my ass,"

986. but that's neither here nor there.

987. Can I have those creamers?

988. Ow.

989. Get out of here, you punks.

990. Who jerked off in your Geritol?

991. Yo, Cash, that old man's tryin' to bite your style

992. with that wife beater.

993. Well, your sister seems to like it.

994. That's game for you.

995. It's good.

996. Taste.

997. All right, you stay down here.

998. I'm goin' up top.

999. Take it easy.

1000. You know what I taught you.

1001. Good game, man.

1002. Yeah, you too.

1003. That was sweet, D.

1004. Thank you, sir.

1005. Hey, I told you guys no skating

1006. in the parking lot.

1007. - What the...? - Whoa!

1008. What the hell was that?

1009. What the fuck was that explosion?

1010. Fuckin' dairy creamer!

1011. That shit's flammable!

1012. Oh my God.

1013. What is that smell?

1014. Charred dogs.

1015. It's Cash's face!

1016. I look like an asshole.

1017. I certainly came out of one.

1018. I think it's an improvement.

1019. Hey, hey, hey, yo.

1020. Here's the deal.

1021. Reese, since you and Cash are obviously gay,

1022. and you're very comfortable with his dick,

1023. you two can take this bed.

1024. Me and Mikey got this bed.

1025. Well, Derreck can have my bed since he's gotta skate tomorrow.

1026. No, the fifth wheel will take the floor.

1027. You can just take my bed, man.

1028. Chances are, I'm going to be asleep

1029. in a bush with a hooker anyway

1030. if all goes to plan.

1031. Thanks, Cash!

1032. What the fuck are you doing, man?

1033. We are going drinkin'.

1034. Dude, I can't be goin' out.

1035. I got to wake up early to skate.

1036. Quit bein' such a puss.

1037. You don't even know if you're going to be able

1038. to skate anyway.

1039. Dude, I don't even got an ID.

1040. Don't worry about an ID.

1041. I can get you an ID.

1042. You need an ID, shit-dick?

1043. No, it's all good, I got it covered.

1044. - How? - Look. I got it on me.

1045. Oh, I gotta see this.

1046. Look.

1047. Looks real, right?

1048. Oh, shit.

1049. See?

1050. Oh, God, it actually does.

1051. It's cool, huh?

1052. Now, boys.

1053. You know there be fine-ass bitches

1054. gonna be down there and of course,

1055. you know these Florida bitches

1056. are slutty, tan as shit, and ready to fuck.

1057. You can't go to Tampa without hitting up

1058. the Ybor Strip, man.

1059. I guess.

1060. You guess?

1061. We'll just go to chill, bro.

1062. We'll be back early.

1063. Fine, let's do it.

1064. He found his dick!

1065. Hi, boys.

1066. What's up, girl?

1067. All right.

1068. Don't worry, man, I got you.

1069. Yo, Derreck, Derreck.

1070. Man, that was fast.

1071. Know what I'm doin'.

1072. "Edward Chung."

1073. Dude, he's 39.

1074. They don't look at that crap, man.

1075. Well, he's 5'2" and Asian.

1076. Man, stickler, I'll be right back.

1077. Are you kidding me?

1078. Get out of here.

1079. Come on, man.

1080. Do you even know what I look like?

1081. He's the same height.

1082. Dude, he's 280 pounds.

1083. Just tell him you got your stomach stapled

1084. or something, ad-lib.

1085. Fuck, whatever.

1086. - Go. - I'll try.

1087. Hey, Chuck, you look great

1088. after that stomach staplin'.

1089. I'll see you at the bar.

1090. Yeah, I'm from Chicago, actually.

1091. We're all pro skaters.

1092. See that kid over there?

1093. Yeah, he's ranked number one in the world.

1094. He's recently single after splittin' up

1095. with his supermodel girlfriend.

1096. So, you're friend here says you're the best.

1097. Are you gonna win tomorrow?

1098. Well, you never know.

1099. Of course he's gonna win tomorrow.

1100. He's ranked number one.

1101. What about you, are you pro too?

1102. Yeah, that's why I hang out with these guys.

1103. Don't listen to that dude.

1104. He's a pro-nothing.

1105. That's our water boy.

1106. Water boy?

1107. A filmer, filmer.

1108. - Oh, okay. - Film—

1109. Excuse me, can you tell me

1110. what time it is?

1111. I can't see my watch.

1112. What is that?

1113. Oh, my God.

1114. Ew!

1115. That is so gross!

1116. - You're disgusting! - I'm gonna barf.

1117. What the fuck I tell you about pulling out your dick,

1118. you idiot?

1119. You even scared the chicks away.

1120. I didn't even show her the tip.

1121. My God.

1122. Well, that's fuckin' cool as shit.

1123. Hey, dude!

1124. Cut it out!

1125. That's disgusting, man!

1126. Cut it out!

1127. Who's ready to do some shots?

1128. Purple Hooter!

1129. Come on.

1130. Come on, ace.

1131. Man, what'd you do?

1132. Buy out the whole bar?

1133. Just take a fucking shot.

1134. Nah, man, get that shit out of my face.

1135. Whoa, what, one little shot's

1136. gonna get you so drunk you're not going to be able

1137. to drop the NAC?

1138. Just take a fucking shot.

1139. Whatever, dude.

1140. You're not gonna fucking make that shit anyways.

1141. Yo, easy up, man.

1142. It's a newcomer, man.

1143. You got to ease the tip in.

1144. Yo, you and I, shot, shot, shot.

1145. All right, all right, all right, all right.

1146. Hook me up, hook me up!

1147. Tits.

1148. Again.

1149. - Excuse me. - Fuck you!

1150. You fuckin' coot.

1151. What?

1152. You heard what I fuckin' said.

1153. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1154. Ease the fuck up, man.

1155. You better grab your friend

1156. before he gets his ass whipped.

1157. He didn't do nothin'!

1158. Leave him alone!

1159. We got some cops outside.

1160. They wanna talk to you.

1161. Get the fuck off!

1162. Back up, or you're goin'

1163. to the tank with this guy.

1164. Motherfucker!

1165. Get the fuck off me!

1166. Man, Troy is just scandalous.

1167. Somebody's name on this biotch!

1168. Whoa there, drunk ass.

1169. Tell me you saw that shit, how hard I punked that dude.

1170. Yeah, real hard, man.

1171. You fuckin' sucker punched him

1172. and let Cash take all the heat, you're sick.

1173. It's not like Cash hasn't been detained before,

1174. and you know he can handle himself.

1175. It is fucked up.

1176. He is spendin' the night in jail.

1177. Well, there's nothin' we can do about it now,

1178. and I'm starvin'.

1179. Let's eat.

1180. Hold on.

1181. Give me the keys.

1182. You're wasted.

1183. Oh, what is this?

1184. Thanks, Mommy.

1185. - Thanks, Mommy. - Shotgun!

1186. Fuckin' shotgun.

1187. You never have shotgun.

1188. What the fuck, man?

1189. Watch out.

1190. Could you believe how hard I punked that dude?

1191. Oh my gosh,

1192. why are you so psyched on yourself?

1193. "Oh man, I punked that dude

1194. and let Cash go to jail while I hid like a bitch.

1195. Oh."

1196. Yeah, you mock me because you wish you were me.

1197. Man, you must be fucking drunk to believe that.

1198. Please, you've been ridin' my coattails since day one.

1199. What coattails, man?

1200. You're 24 years old on Flow.

1201. Really?

1202. At least I'm making a name for myself.

1203. How about you, what are you doing?

1204. 'Cause all I see is a kid that takes rides in my van

1205. and mooches off of my board hook up.

1206. You ain't doin' shit.

1207. Man, I'm over this, I'm done, man.

1208. Your whack-ass attitude, being a dick to everyone.

1209. All right, well, if we're being honest,

1210. that night at the rail,

1211. I let the cops get you.

1212. - What the fuck, Troy? - What?

1213. Man, fuck you!

1214. Yeah, get your shit and find somewhere else to stay.

1215. Come on, guys.

1216. Chill the fuck out, man.

1217. What the fuck is going on?

1218. This shit is crazy.

1219. We're supposed to be friends, man!

1220. So what, man?

1221. Yo, Derreck!

1222. - What up, Derreck? - Oh, shit.

1223. Did you just get here all the way from Chicago?

1224. Nah, I kind of lost my place to stay.

1225. Well, we're actually heading to our hotel.

1226. You can crash with us if you want to.

1227. You sure that wouldn't be too much trouble?

1228. I offered, didn't I?

1229. Hey, that's her way of saying, "Get in the car."

1230. All right.

1231. Wanna step outside real quick?

1232. Sure.

1233. Make out time!

1234. Shut up.

1235. So, you want to tell me why you were on a dark road

1236. all alone, or should I just assume

1237. you're the brooding type?

1238. Uh, it's a long story.

1239. I know a lot of long stories.

1240. Really?

1241. Do you think it's normal for a 19 year old girl

1242. to be driving around her little bro

1243. and friends all over the country?

1244. I just figured you were cool older sister.

1245. Somethin' like that.

1246. Hm.

1247. So, why does it look like it hurts for you to smile?

1248. Well, I'm failin' out of school, just got arrested,

1249. and basically ran away after my dad hit me.

1250. Well, did he have a right to hit you?

1251. I don't know.

1252. I guess.

1253. I probably would have done the same thing.

1254. Sounds to me like you didn't run away from him,

1255. but you're trying to run away from yourself.

1256. What are you, some sort of shrink?

1257. I had some mandatory classes in the first year of college.

1258. So, why does a guy like you not have a cute,

1259. little girlfriend by his side?

1260. Well, we just broke up.

1261. Probably a good move,

1262. what with how fucked up you are,

1263. you wouldn't want to get anyone involved

1264. in that mess, right?

1265. Right.

1266. And you?

1267. No one's in your mess?

1268. Nah.

1269. I haven't found anyone who wanted to listen.

1270. Eric!

1271. You little asshole!

1272. What'd you say?

1273. You want to see some asshole?

1274. - Oh, my gosh! - Ugh!

1275. - Dad? - Derreck.

1276. Hey.

1277. Where are you?

1278. I'm in Tampa.

1279. There's a contest here.

1280. Hey, dad, I'm sorry, like—

1281. No, Derreck,

1282. we just want you to come home.

1283. I will.

1284. You know, if I do good tomorrow,

1285. I get hooked up.

1286. Well, then, uh,

1287. good luck then.

1288. Thanks.

1289. Well, um, just tell mom I love her.

1290. I'll be home in a couple days.

1291. Talk to you later, dad.

1292. - Later. - Bye.

1293. Welcome, everybody, to this year's Tampa Am.

1294. This is the biggest amateur skate contest

1295. in the world, and here is how

1296. it's going to go down.

1297. We have six seats of 20 skaters each.

1298. Everybody's going to get two runs to the prelims.

1299. The top 12 scores—

1300. Hey, seriously, thanks a lot for getting me in here.

1301. All right, man, no problem, my pleasure.

1302. Let's go warm up.

1303. Yeah, let's do it.

1304. Aight.

1305. This is the future of the sport, right here.

1306. Hey, hot-ass, how'd you sleep?

1307. Lot better than you did.

1308. How's the tank?

1309. Oh, some big badass tried to spoon me.

1310. I think he thought I was a cupcake or something,

1311. trying to find a creamy center, I gave him Reese's number.

1312. - What, what you say? - What, he's your type.

1313. Get the fuck out of here, man.

1314. So, where'd you sleep?

1315. Chick from the plaza's here with her brother.

1316. I knew you was goin' to hit that shit, dog.

1317. Anyway, did Troy settle down?

1318. He puked all over himself.

1319. He seriously tore down.

1320. Fuck him.

1321. - Aight. - Good luck.

1322. - Yeah. - See you in a bit.

1323. All right, boys, I'll see you later.

1324. Hey, break a leg.

1325. As a matter of fact, break both

1326. so you can be in a wheelchair,

1327. and we can get to the front of the line

1328. next time we go to the amusement park.

1329. This is gonna be a good one,

1330. so get ready

1331. at the skate park in Tampa, amateur competition.

1332. We still got a few minutes of warm-up left,

1333. so get out there, guys.

1334. Wow, look out out there, guys.

1335. - What the fuck, Troy? - You were in my way.

1336. So, you're just goin' to shoulder-check me?

1337. You don't want to get shoulder-checked,

1338. stay out of my way.

1339. Riders, get your last warm-ups in here.

1340. The prelims are about to start.

1341. Don't forget the heats are posted

1342. in the snack room.

1343. Make sure to check

1344. and see what heat you're in.

1345. Great, 120 people,

1346. I gotta go after this asshole.

1347. Hey, welcome everybody here at the skate park at Tampa.

1348. This is the Tampa Am.

1349. We're going to fire up the preliminaries right now.

1350. Let's make some noise and get this thing fired up!

1351. All right, Tampa, this is the first scene of the contest.

1352. Make some noise for Dylan Perry.

1353. Here he comes in off the big roll

1354. and gets some good speed.

1355. Ollie above the centerpiece flat bar.

1356. Nice hurricane grind down the rail.

1357. Lookin' good so far.

1358. Oh, couldn't quite hang on.

1359. That's all right, Dylan, you've got a second run

1360. coming up later on.

1361. Coming up for a 50-second run,

1362. let's make some noise for Ricky Martin!

1363. Here he comes droppin' in the corner,

1364. comin' up the step up gap with a clean kick flip shifty.

1365. Got a lot of hot, young talent coming out of South America.

1366. Will it be enough?

1367. I don't know, we still got

1368. a lot of good riders to go.

1369. Am I right, there it is!

1370. First perfect run we see right here,

1371. number 30, with Patrick Daniel.

1372. All right, were we are, number 14.

1373. Tampa, with a big, warm welcome,

1374. let's bring in our next rider, Eric Jones!

1375. This kid is so amazing.

1376. He's got large tech tricks like the big, backside flip

1377. 270 over the hit.

1378. Pop shove frontside, nosegrind on the flat bar.

1379. And he pop shoved over the hit.

1380. Fast time for Eric Jones, another rockin' run.

1381. We're definitely going to see this kid in the finals.

1382. Tampa, I know it's been a long day, but this is it.

1383. The sixth and final heat of the prelims.

1384. Skaters, clear the course.

1385. Let's get ready for our next rider.

1386. Crank it up for Joey Ragali!

1387. Tryin' to go big on that centerpiece,

1388. can't quite hang on.

1389. Next up, comin' all the way

1390. from Indiana, Bobby Smith.

1391. Here he comes, 45 seconds left,

1392. what you got?

1393. Oh, throwin' it away.

1394. Still got time for one more.

1395. You want one more? No, all right, he's done.

1396. Next up, from Uprise Skate Shop,

1397. Troy Vincent.

1398. Here he comes, all the way from Chicago, Illinois.

1399. Jumpin' on the flatbar, smooth crooked grind.

1400. There he is up on the corner pipe,

1401. keepin' his rhythm, let's see

1402. as he comes across the centerpiece ledge,

1403. frontside five-o.

1404. He's got a good run going right now.

1405. Let's see what he's got to finish it off.

1406. Frontside lipslide crossin' now.

1407. Make some noise for Troy Vincent.

1408. Next rider up, let's make some noise right now

1409. for Derreck Cabrera.

1410. Another skater from Chicago, Illinois.

1411. All right, look at this, he's droppin'

1412. at the corner pipe switch.

1413. Startin' out with some difficulty here.

1414. Switch kickflip, whoa!

1415. All right, here he goes, he's linin' up for the centerpiece.

1416. What's he got, down the stairs—

1417. oh, blows the train flip.

1418. That's a tough trick right there.

1419. You suck!

1420. I'm the only guy that can say

1421. someone sucks, that and the judges.

1422. First run, he must have the jitters.

1423. He must be nervous out there.

1424. Coming across centerpiece, lookin' at the rail,

1425. backside lip—oh, man.

1426. That's all right, Derreck.

1427. Tryin' some hard tricks out there.

1428. Not quite enough.

1429. Remember, skaters, it's the best run

1430. out of two.

1431. - But up next— - Sick run, bro.

1432. What is his problem?

1433. I don't care.

1434. That kind of sucked.

1435. Thanks.

1436. Was kind of hopin' for some encouragement.

1437. Do I really need to tell you that was only the first run?

1438. So, are you callin' me out right now?

1439. Somebody's got to.

1440. All right.

1441. Hold these for me, please?

1442. - Sure. - Thanks.

1443. Let's see what I can do.

1444. That's it for first runs.

1445. Let's go back to the top of the order,

1446. second runs.

1447. All right, skaters, this is it.

1448. Your last chance.

1449. You're gonna have to really bump it up

1450. if you want to make it in the final.

1451. Going out for run number two,

1452. let's hear it for Joey Capelli.

1453. Comin' up for round number two, let's make some noise

1454. for Troy Vincent.

1455. Here he comes with a drop at the big roll

1456. tryin' to get some speed.

1457. Nice frontside smith grind.

1458. Frontside nosegrind.

1459. Comin' in the corner pipe,

1460. get some speed for that euro gap.

1461. That's a trade flip.

1462. Stylish moves right there from Troy.

1463. Gettin' set-up for the big rail.

1464. Frontside lipslide.

1465. Another frontside smith on the corner.

1466. What's he got to finish it off?

1467. Frontside bottle.

1468. Oh!

1469. Gettin' a little pumped up about your run, huh?

1470. Last chance.

1471. Don't choke.

1472. This guy had a tough time on his first time.

1473. Come on, Tampa, let's make some noise

1474. for Derreck Cabrera.

1475. All right, Derreck, this is it.

1476. This is your last run.

1477. You really got to put it together right now.

1478. Looks like he's comin' in that

1479. corner pipe switch once again.

1480. Yeah, nails it!

1481. Solid switch tray up the ramp.

1482. There he goes headin' for the centerpiece,

1483. linin' up for the rail.

1484. This kid's got a bangin' run

1485. goin' so far.

1486. Here he comes headin' for the rail.

1487. Looks like it's—oh.

1488. Can't quite hang on, that's all right, Derreck.

1489. You still got a good run,

1490. plenty of time left.

1491. You still got some time for one more trick.

1492. Let's see what he's got to finish it off.

1493. Trade flip on the stairs

1494. and he nailed it.

1495. Solid run right there for Derreck Cabrera.

1496. That's the kind of run that'll put you

1497. in the finals.

1498. All right, skaters, that's it for the prelims.

1499. Top 12 finalists will be posted

1500. in the snack room.

1501. That was sick, Derreck.

1502. - Thanks, dog. - No worries.

1503. Oh, my God.

1504. Are you kidding me?

1505. I have a perfect run, you bail a trick.

1506. Qualify first, I don't even make the finals?

1507. Man, you didn't try anything hard.

1508. Shut the fuck up, you little rat.

1509. Who you callin' fuckin' little rat?

1510. Who the fuck are you, little girl?

1511. - Hey, hey— - Fuck out of my face.

1512. This is between you and me.

1513. You aren't in the finals because his ending trick

1514. was better than your entire run.

1515. Shut the fuck up before I paddle you.

1516. I could give a fuck who you ride for.

1517. Leave him out of this!

1518. You wouldn't even fuckin' be here

1519. in the first place if it wasn't for me.

1520. Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy up, man.

1521. Can someone get me a fluorescent, pink nipple

1522. for my dick so Troy here can feed on it?

1523. Keep his mouth busy from bitchin'.

1524. Dude, the little twerp is right.

1525. You played it safe, and now you're payin' the price.

1526. - So, let it go! - It's not even that.

1527. This dude wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me.

1528. If he wasn't here somebody else

1529. would have phased you out, man.

1530. Why you got a problem with him in the first place?

1531. He's my fuckin' problem.

1532. He's not tryin' to take your spot.

1533. He's tryin' to make himself one.

1534. Yo, let this arrogant cocksucker be a lesson to you.

1535. You didn't come here to puss out.

1536. Troy, you and I are going to get some popcorn

1537. and watch our friend in the finals.

1538. Derreck, man, don't even worry about it.

1539. You got it.

1540. All finalists, please head—

1541. Wow.

1542. Your friends are like girls.

1543. Yo, my man, let's go do this.

1544. Good luck, boys.

1545. I'll see you later.

1546. All right, Tampa.

1547. Are you ready?

1548. This is the moment you've been waiting for,

1549. the finals of the Tampa Am!

1550. Come on, let's make some noise

1551. for our top 12 finalists!

1552. We're going to start the finals

1553. right here, right now.

1554. Tampa, are you with me on this?

1555. All right, skaters.

1556. This is how we do it in the finals.

1557. You guys all got two runs.

1558. The best run wins.

1559. Comin' out of Boulder Colorado, qualifyin' 10th place,

1560. make some noise for T.J. Spark.

1561. Trade flip up the euro gap.

1562. Goin' for the rail, kickflip front.

1563. Oh, and he hangs on to it.

1564. Next up, from Miami, Florida, Steve Otero.

1565. Qualifyin' at sixth place, Timmy Newton.

1566. The sex change on the rail, are you kidding me?

1567. Forget you all.

1568. Backside left slide!

1569. Oh, can't quite hang on.

1570. Next up, qualifying fourth place,

1571. let's hear it for Sean Malto!

1572. Big pop on the kickflip up.

1573. Comin' switch now down the stairs.

1574. Big switch flip down the stairs!

1575. Comin' up next, one of the top finishers

1576. from last year, bring the noise

1577. for Eric Jones!

1578. Here he comes coming down the big roll

1579. with some good speed.

1580. Frontside throttle crossing down the rail.

1581. Let's see what he's got to finish it off.

1582. Backflip to fakie!

1583. That's time for Eric Jones!

1584. This kid's been feelin' it all day.

1585. Comin' up next, our number one qualifier,

1586. let's make some noise

1587. for Derreck Cabrera.

1588. Oh, a frontside nosegrind.

1589. Lookin' stylin' right there.

1590. Back the other way with a beautiful

1591. backside lipslide.

1592. Amazing style out there.

1593. Thirteen seconds.

1594. Windin' up for something big down the rail.

1595. Oh!

1596. Oh, man.

1597. Wow, rockin' the family jewels right there.

1598. - You okay? - Oh, that's gotta hurt.

1599. - Yeah. - Oh, fuck.

1600. You need an ice pack or something?

1601. What, are you gonna ice my balls for me?

1602. - Ah. - All right, Tampa.

1603. Looks like he's all right.

1604. Let's give a hand to Derreck Cabrera.

1605. All right, Tampa, we're back at the top of the order

1606. gettin' things started right now

1607. for second runs.

1608. Comin' out of Boulder, Colorado,

1609. T.J. Sparks.

1610. Kickflip up the euro gap.

1611. What's he got to finish it off?

1612. Headin' for the rail.

1613. Smooth eagle grind.

1614. So, uh, how are your balls?

1615. Pretty sore.

1616. Yeah, man, I saw that.

1617. Looked like it hurt.

1618. Yeah, I think I'll be okay.

1619. That's one solid run.

1620. Skatin' good all weekend long, let's make some noise

1621. for our next rider, Eric Jones!

1622. Droppin' in on the big roll

1623. and huge kickflip over the centerpiece!

1624. Kid's had some solid rides all day long.

1625. He is the man to beat.

1626. Jumpin' up on the front side,

1627. eagle down the rail.

1628. Lookin' stylish.

1629. Workin' the corner pipe trannies right there.

1630. Comin' up now with some speed.

1631. Gnarly backside up the gap.

1632. Keepin' it clean, tryin' to get

1633. a solid run right here.

1634. Big hard flip down the stairs.

1635. Nice, solid ride for Eric Jones.

1636. What do you say, Tampa, make some noise!

1637. Last trick comin' up right now.

1638. Come on, Tampa, let's fire him up!

1639. One big trick, what you got?

1640. Comin' full speed, kickflip backside

1641. Throttle across and down.

1642. Come on, let's hear it for Eric Jones!

1643. Without a doubt, that is the run

1644. to beat right there.

1645. - Sick run. - Aw, thanks, man.

1646. So, uh, I think you're the only one out there

1647. who can beat me.

1648. I don't know about that, man.

1649. Not if it's anything like my last run.

1650. Comin' up next is our number one qualifier,

1651. final skater of the contest, let's make some noise

1652. for Derreck Cabrera!

1653. Looks like I'm up.

1654. At least drop the NAC in your run.

1655. - You think so? - Oh yeah, man.

1656. You'll shock everyone.

1657. All right.

1658. Comin' up next, he's a first timer up here

1659. and makin' a lot of people take notice.

1660. Final skater up and coming is...

1661. This is Derreck Cabrera!

1662. Droppin' in the corner pipe,

1663. comin' in switch right here.

1664. Up on the rail for switch crooked grind.

1665. Pretty clean.

1666. And a trick over the rim right there

1667. with a novelty frontal flip;

1668. never seen that before ever.

1669. Makin' up tricks as he goes out here,

1670. Derreck Cabrera.

1671. Goin' full speed,

1672. nailin' every trick out there.

1673. Frontside flip up the gap,

1674. land the fake, switch push up.

1675. Now going forward,

1676. trade flip down the stairs.

1677. Derreck Cabrera getting' technical out here.

1678. What's he got to finish it off?

1679. Look at this, droppin' in the corner pipe switch,

1680. headin' for the euro gap.

1681. Oh, switch trade up the gap!

1682. Are you kiddin' me?

1683. Looks like we got the winning run going right now.

1684. What's he got to finish it off?

1685. Oh, what—

1686. I don't even know what that was.

1687. Oh, tough break for Derreck Cabrera.

1688. That's gonna be time, let's hear it for him.

1689. - The NAC. - Okay, Tampa.

1690. That's gonna finish it off out here

1691. for the finals.

1692. What an amazing weekend we had.

1693. Stick around because we've got tons of pr—

1694. Oh, wait, he wants one more!

1695. Crowd, you want to see him do one more?

1696. Come on, Tampa, let's make some noise!

1697. He wants to get one more shot.

1698. Come on, everybody, let's gather around.

1699. Let's get him fired up.

1700. Come on, crowd, gather around out here.

1701. Let's cheer him on!

1702. That's all right, guys, come on in!

1703. Get up close, front and center.

1704. Let's see what he's got.

1705. It's after time, so this won't count

1706. for the contest.

1707. I've just been informed by the judges,

1708. the trick he's going for is a 360 flip crooked grind.

1709. You have a chance to be a part

1710. of skateboard history right now.

1711. I've never even heard of anybody trying

1712. a trade flip crook before.

1713. Whoa!

1714. Unbelievable!

1715. That was so close!

1716. Derreck Cabrera's gonna go for one more.

1717. Come on, crowd, who wants to see him make it?

1718. One more try, one more try!

1719. Come on, crowd, let's hear it!

1720. You've got it!

1721. One more try!

1722. Unreal, unbelievable, this is one

1723. of the hardest tricks in the history of Tampa Am.

1724. This is what skateboard is all about.

1725. It's about doing it yourself.

1726. It's about making the one trick

1727. that you've been dreamin' about.

1728. He's concentratin'.

1729. Heavy focus right now.

1730. Got to imagine he's gonna roll away

1731. from this one.

1732. He's now gettin' his speed set up.

1733. Lenses are out there.

1734. Oh, Derreck Cabrera sticking the trade flip crooks!

1735. Unbelievable!

1736. It's insane!

1737. You just watched skateboard history

1738. go down right here at the skate park in Tampa!

1739. Derreck Cabrera throws it down

1740. after time at the Tampa Am!

1741. I can't believe it!

1742. Unreal, 360-flip crooked grind!

1743. Hey, check out this angle I got!

1744. Aight.

1745. It's really amazing, man.

1746. Thank you.

1747. - Congratulations. - Yeah, thank you.

1748. Yeah, yeah, we're buddies again!

1749. I love you two!

1750. Cash, cash, cash!

1751. And in fifth place,

1752. he might not have won the contest,

1753. but he definitely had the craziest trick,

1754. give it up for Derreck Cabrera!

1755. Congratulations, Derreck.

1756. That was crazy, right on.

1757. Give it up one more time!

1758. Fifth place right there.

1759. Derreck Cabrera!

1760. - Good job. - Good job, man.

1761. Derreck Cabrera!

1762. What's up, Tony?

1763. Guess you're the man of the hour, huh?

1764. Aw, thanks, man.

1765. After seein' that, man, don't even worry

1766. about sendin' in that video.

1767. You're on the team if you're down.

1768. No way, hell yeah, I'm down!

1769. Congratulations, you deserve it, welcome to the team.

1770. And the winner, riding for Road Skateboards,

1771. make some noise for Eric Jones!

1772. Good job out there.

1773. Let's hear it for the winners

1774. of Tampa Am!

1775. And one more time, make some noise

1776. for the winners!

1777. Eric Jones!

1778. Hey, man, that was absolutely amazing today.

1779. - Congratulations. - Aw, thanks a lot.

1780. Man, if you had dropped the NAC in your run,

1781. it would have been you taking this thing home.

1782. - Come on. - Come on, man.

1783. Maybe next year.

1784. Yeah, for sure, dude.

1785. All right, well, hey,

1786. this weekend was amazing.

1787. You killed it, and I'll see you around.

1788. Hey, thank you for gettin' me in today, Eric.

1789. - No worries. - I appreciate that, man.

1790. - We gotta go. - All right.

1791. So...

1792. I guess I lied.

1793. What are you talkin' about?

1794. I fell for the song and dance.

1795. Well, I guess that makes me a liar too.

1796. Fell for the cool girl with the Chuck Taylors.

1797. What the hell is goin' on?

1798. Man, quit tryin' to get your carrot wet

1799. and get the fuck in here.

1800. Let's boogie.

1801. So sorry about that.

1802. It's cool.

1803. It looks like you got to go.

1804. Well, did I at least earn the digits?

1805. It's already in the phone.

1806. Well, look at you all slick.

1807. You know, it's just my style.

1808. Eric!

1809. What are you doing?

1810. Leave me alone!

1811. Why are you a dork?

1812. Well, you owe me a new pair of pants

1813. because I busted out of these

1814. when I got that goddamn boner you gave me.

1815. Oh, God.

1816. Street dreams.

1817. If we were in fantasy land, you guys would be naked,

1818. and this would be a botanical garden—

1819. And for what?

1820. So you can skateboard with your little friends?

1821. God damn it!

1822. Fuckin' ridiculous!

1823. This shit ain't gonna fuckin' open!

1824. Okay, back to one.

1825. Yeah, that's good.

1826. Fuck this shit!

1827. I cannot believe I kept fucking that up.

1828. Well then,

1829. let's do another one.

1830. I cannot believe—

1831. That's the— I didn't do it right.

1832. They're just gonna tape the mess.

1833. Dude, this is a bus pass

1834. for a 92-year-old grandma.

1835. They're not gonna look!

1836. My God, stickler.

1837. How is she even in there?

1838. Cut!

1839. - Get a little— - Why not?

1840. You know, wear my speedo.

1841. I'll shave mine if I have to,

1842. and I'll wax my asscrack.

1843. That's great, I'm glad.

1844. I'll be right back.

1845. I feel like I'm in the recordin' studio right now.