1. So, I'm gonna have
to ask you a question.Copy !req
2. Are you a serial killer?Copy !req
3. the whereabouts
of the Velvet Emerald Cult.Copy !req
4. Although skeptics
don't believe
it's a real thing,Copy !req
5. it is.Copy !req
6. But that's
for another broadcast.Copy !req
7. Today we're gonna talk aboutCopy !req
8. the chilling uncovering
of a Bigfoot familyCopy !req
9. in the forest near his propertyCopy !req
10. and what Mitchell
is doing about it.Copy !req
11. Pretty serious subject.Copy !req
12. Let's jump right in.Copy !req
13. Mitchell W. Mahoney, everybody.Copy !req
14. - Mitchell, are you there?
I am. I am.Copy !req
15. Listening with both ears.Copy !req
16. I ain't taking no goddamn...Copy !req
17. Oh! Oh!
I must stop you there, sir.Copy !req
18. As you know,
our number-one
rule is no bad language.Copy !req
19. Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
20. - Didn't mean it.
No harm, no foul.Copy !req
21. It's an emotional subject.
I understand. Carry on, sir.Copy !req
22. So I take
a quick shot
of Old Grand-DadCopy !req
23. and I go out there.Copy !req
24. Shotgun cocked.Copy !req
25. And the whole time
I hear the dogsCopy !req
26. but when I opened the door
to go outside,Copy !req
27. it stops.
Real quick like, wild.Copy !req
28. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
29. Can you help me? Please?Copy !req
30. Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.Copy !req
31. Which really upset meCopy !req
32. because we were gonna
butcher it next month.Copy !req
33. Now the whole thing's
gone away.Copy !req
34. I can't hear that.Copy !req
35. But the worst
part was,Copy !req
36. the grizzly nature
of the whole thing.Copy !req
37. Yeah.
There you go.
It's nomenclature.Copy !req
38. What if it attacked me?Copy !req
39. All her innards
were taken out and eaten.Copy !req
40. Whatever it was,
it's a loose sack
of flesh and fur.Copy !req
41. At first I thought
it would be gray.Copy !req
42. We've had them
here before too.Copy !req
43. Just to clarify
for our listeners,Copy !req
44. Mitchell was just referring to
extra-terrestrial entities.Copy !req
45. Yeah.
Yeah, thanks, Art.Copy !req
46. Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty.Copy !req
47. went
to Nova Scotia in 1972,Copy !req
48. down in Breckenridge, Colorado
in 1987.Copy !req
49. Yet again, Moran County
back in 2013.Copy !req
50. I'm very familiar
with the anatomy
of those things.Copy !req
51. And even just
seeing the outline
in the moonlight,Copy !req
52. I knew immediately
what it was.Copy !req
53. Of course. Of course.Copy !req
54. And was that the extent of it,
or have you continued to be...Copy !req
55. pestered, for lack of
a better word?Copy !req
56. No. No.
They keep coming.Copy !req
57. They've been eating my hens
one by one...Copy !req
58. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!Copy !req
59. Fuck!Copy !req
60. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
61. These aren't the same.Copy !req
62. Mmm-mmm. Probably better
for you, though.Copy !req
63. Mmm... Doubt that.Copy !req
64. I even smoked
one of yours tonight.Copy !req
65. But first...Copy !req
66. A-plus.Copy !req
67. - That's a relief.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
68. Do you still want to, um,Copy !req
69. get a room?Copy !req
70. Can we just, uh,Copy !req
71. make out a little bit?Copy !req
72. Yeah.Copy !req
73. Okay.Copy !req
74. Look, we can just...Copy !req
75. We can just swap numbers
if you don't wanna...Copy !req
76. Well, okay.
You wanna get...Copy !req
77. You wanna get digits?Copy !req
78. Nobody gets digits anymore.
It's about the Insta.Copy !req
79. I guess I'm just getting old.Copy !req
80. Well, you are.Copy !req
81. I guess that's what I'm into.Copy !req
82. This is gonna sound
like bullshit, but, uh...Copy !req
83. I don't really do this.Copy !req
84. I mean,
I have no problem doing it.Copy !req
85. I...Copy !req
86. I just have to really want it.Copy !req
87. Do you want it?Copy !req
88. Or are you, like, about toCopy !req
89. tell me to go fuck myself?Copy !req
90. - No, no, I really want it.Copy !req
91. I just... I... I like...Copy !req
92. sobered up a little bit
on the ride overCopy !req
93. and started judging myself,
I guess.Copy !req
94. Look, my groceries
are on one shelf.Copy !req
95. Hers are on the other.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
96. If I cared, I would've said
something at the bar.Copy !req
97. And if she cared,
I wouldn't fucking be here.Copy !req
98. Your...Copy !req
99. Your business
is not my business.Copy !req
100. What this is here,
it's recreation.Copy !req
101. And I fucking deserve it.Copy !req
102. Hell, yeah.Copy !req
103. Okay.Copy !req
104. Mmm.Copy !req
105. It's garbage.Copy !req
106. Mmm.Copy !req
107. Yeah.Copy !req
108. Ooh.Copy !req
109. You know...Copy !req
110. The real issue is safety.Copy !req
111. Once I'm alone with you
in that room,Copy !req
112. it's just us, no witnesses.Copy !req
113. Do you have any idea
the kind of risksCopy !req
114. a woman like me
takes every timeCopy !req
115. she agrees to have
a little bit of fun?Copy !req
116. It's a goddamn tragedy.Copy !req
117. Men think that
we're these prudesCopy !req
118. who don't like casual sex.Copy !req
119. Most of us
fucking love casual sex.Copy !req
120. We just want to know
that murderCopy !req
121. isn't gonna be served
on the side.Copy !req
122. Jesus.Copy !req
123. Never thought about it
that way.Copy !req
124. Of course you haven't.Copy !req
125. You're not a woman.Copy !req
126. Then there's, you know,Copy !req
127. plain old risk
of disappointment,Copy !req
128. which is the most common, but...Copy !req
129. violence...Copy !req
130. That's no joke.Copy !req
131. That's life or death.Copy !req
132. I think I, um...Copy !req
133. I think I want one of those now.Copy !req
134. Mmm.Copy !req
135. You seem like a nice guy.Copy !req
136. - You do.Copy !req
137. But you never really know.Copy !req
138. So, I'm gonna have
to ask you a question.Copy !req
139. Are you a serial killer?Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. I'm gonna need you
to look me in the eyesCopy !req
142. and give me a serious answer.Copy !req
143. No.Copy !req
144. - No...
- No.Copy !req
145. What?Copy !req
146. No, I'm not...Copy !req
147. a serial killer.Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. Okay.Copy !req
150. Now can we talk about
all the thingsCopy !req
151. I want you to do to me?Copy !req
152. Harder.Copy !req
153. Harder.Copy !req
154. Stop.Copy !req
155. Can you take these off me?Copy !req
156. I don't know
why this isn't working.Copy !req
157. It's your idea.Copy !req
158. Maybe it's you.Copy !req
159. What did you just say?Copy !req
160. Maybe I just
don't need it with you.Copy !req
161. Well...Copy !req
162. Well, look, maybe it's better
that we don't need thatCopy !req
163. in the beginning.Copy !req
164. "The beginning."Copy !req
165. If I didn't know any better,Copy !req
166. I'd think
you were on the verge of
asking for digits.Copy !req
167. What are they?Copy !req
168. Hmm.Copy !req
169. Stop.Copy !req
170. - Or social media?
- I'm not on social media.Copy !req
171. See...Copy !req
172. That makes me
really want that number.Copy !req
173. This just got
really fucking complicated.Copy !req
174. Well, aren't you eager?Copy !req
175. Hmm?Copy !req
176. Hmm.Copy !req
177. What are you doing?Copy !req
178. Do you like that?Copy !req
179. Stop.Copy !req
180. Okay, baby.Copy !req
181. - Can you just wait a minute?
- I don't want to wait.Copy !req
182. I said I need a fucking minute!Copy !req
183. What are you doing?Copy !req
184. Take these off me now.Copy !req
185. You don't get to decide.Copy !req
186. Yes, I do get to decide.Copy !req
187. Just because I asked you
to cuff me at firstCopy !req
188. doesn't mean that
you don't need my permission.Copy !req
189. - Wrong.Copy !req
190. Get off of me, motherfucker!Copy !req
191. You don't fucking hit me!Copy !req
192. "Please don't
fucking hit me, sir."Copy !req
193. From now on,
you only refer to me as sir.Copy !req
194. Do you understand me?Copy !req
195. Stop it!Copy !req
196. I'm in control.Copy !req
197. Now here's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
198. Please don't kill me.Copy !req
199. First, you're gonna take
my foot in your mouth.Copy !req
200. Toes first, all the way
to the fucking heel.Copy !req
201. You don't get to make noise!
You just shut the fuck up!Copy !req
202. You're a sick woman.Copy !req
203. Carrying around shackles
trying to get fucked.Copy !req
204. You know
you asked for this, right?Copy !req
205. Yes.Copy !req
206. Yes, what?Copy !req
207. Yes, sir.Copy !req
208. I'm gonna take my knife
and I'm gonna cut you.Copy !req
209. From one set of lips
to the other.Copy !req
210. - Watch you bleed to death.Copy !req
211. Mr. Snuffleupagus!Copy !req
212. I can't believe
that you're into this.Copy !req
213. Just relax, okay.Copy !req
214. I don't know if I'm into it,
but I'm willing to try.Copy !req
215. No, no, no.
I'm gonna have to believe you,Copy !req
216. or it's gonna be a huge,
huge fucking turn off.Copy !req
217. I mean,
I did do a little bit of acting.Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. I was in a Holiday Inn Express
commercial once.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. So you might actually be
good at this.Copy !req
222. Look, hawking
the free hot breakfastCopy !req
223. ain't the same
as slapping a woman around,Copy !req
224. telling her you're gonna
chop her up into little pieces.Copy !req
225. But look, I'm willing to try.Copy !req
226. No, no,
I don't want any chopping.Copy !req
227. I want something intimate.Copy !req
228. Something romantic.Copy !req
229. Like a slit throat.Copy !req
230. Uh...Copy !req
231. You know
you're a little fucked up?Copy !req
232. You know you men will do
just about anything
to get laid?Copy !req
233. - Get the fuck out of here.
- Huh?Copy !req
234. Get the fuck out of here
with that.Copy !req
235. Don't sell me the car
and then tell me
not to drive it.Copy !req
236. Okay, okay. But...Copy !req
237. Don't tell me
when you're gonna turn,
you just do it.Copy !req
238. And if I say no, you say yes.Copy !req
239. And you push even harder.Copy !req
240. If I'm, you know,
scared or angry.Copy !req
241. Even fucking crying.Copy !req
242. I don't...Copy !req
243. I don't like that.Copy !req
244. Don't be a fucking pussy.Copy !req
245. Are you serious?Copy !req
246. - I cannot imagine consent
being any more clear.Copy !req
247. Okay.Copy !req
248. All right.Copy !req
249. Yes.Copy !req
250. Pop quiz.Copy !req
251. What's "no" mean?Copy !req
252. Yes.Copy !req
253. And what is the only word
in the entire English languageCopy !req
254. that actually means noCopy !req
255. once we're alone together
in that room?Copy !req
256. Mr. Snuffleupagus.Copy !req
257. Mr. Snuffleupagus!Copy !req
258. You okay?Copy !req
259. Not really.Copy !req
260. Shit.Copy !req
261. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
262. How can you sayCopy !req
263. those awful things to me?Copy !req
264. Fuck! You told...Copy !req
265. You told me to say 'em.
I thought...Copy !req
266. You were fucking fantastic.Copy !req
267. I have never been
so turned on in my life.Copy !req
268. Mmm!Copy !req
269. Mmm.Copy !req
270. Then why Mr. Snuffleupagus?Copy !req
271. I just needed a break.Copy !req
272. You know, a glass of water,Copy !req
273. maybe a cigarette, a drink.Copy !req
274. There's no rush, right?Copy !req
275. Hmm...Copy !req
276. Bon appetit.Copy !req
277. Mmm.Copy !req
278. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
279. Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
280. What do you got?Copy !req
281. You're three ahead of me.Copy !req
282. Looks like you've got that one
ready to go for the nose.Copy !req
283. Stop.Copy !req
284. I don't need you
to help me win. Goddamn it.Copy !req
285. I want this thing
fair and square.Copy !req
286. Now only two.Copy !req
287. Oh, my...Copy !req
288. Don't get too excited.
I'm still up by one.Copy !req
289. Not for long, fucker.Copy !req
290. Hey, hey!Copy !req
291. Hey, hey! Hey!Copy !req
292. That's a crazy lady.Copy !req
293. Get the bear spray.Copy !req
294. Can you help me? Please?Copy !req
295. You sure it wasn't
one of 'em things
done this to you?Copy !req
296. Shh.
Don't say it out loud.Copy !req
297. What things?Copy !req
298. It's Squatchy in those woods.Copy !req
299. We don't go too deep in 'em.Copy !req
300. Squatchy?Copy !req
301. - You're sure it was
a man did this to you?
- Yes.Copy !req
302. - He was chasing me in a truck.
- A pickup truck?Copy !req
303. Squatch can't drive
no pickup truck.Copy !req
304. You'd be one dead shitass
if Squatch was at it.Copy !req
305. Do you have a gun?Copy !req
306. We have bear spray.Copy !req
307. I thought
mountain people had guns.Copy !req
308. We ain't mountain people.Copy !req
309. We're just old hippies.Copy !req
310. Sweetie, do you want something
for the pain? Aspirin?Copy !req
311. How about something
a little bit stronger?Copy !req
312. - Percocet?
- Yes.Copy !req
313. We only have
a few of those left.Copy !req
314. Now, don't be selfish, Mama.Copy !req
315. You're right, Papa.Copy !req
316. Call the cops.Copy !req
317. Better they're on the way.Copy !req
318. What's that?Copy !req
319. Oh, we ain't into Scott Baio.Copy !req
320. They give 'em away free
at the flea market.Copy !req
321. - We take whatever they got.
- No. What's that?Copy !req
322. - That's our Sunday breakfast.
- Do you mind?Copy !req
323. Get in there.Copy !req
324. Hold on.
Let me give you a chair.Copy !req
325. - Right here. Right here.
- Okay.Copy !req
326. Old biker.Copy !req
327. Huh?Copy !req
328. She said we're old hippies.
I'm more of an old biker.Copy !req
329. Got a '59 Indian
sitting in the garage.Copy !req
330. Doesn't run anymore,
but doesn't matter.Copy !req
331. I couldn't ride it anyway.Copy !req
332. Lost it on the bike.Copy !req
333. Whole thing? That's heavy.Copy !req
334. Just up to the knee.Copy !req
335. You ride one of those every day,Copy !req
336. doesn't matter how good you are.Copy !req
337. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
338. Can't find
the stronger stuff.
Where is it?Copy !req
339. Upstairs bathroom.Copy !req
340. Police on the way?Copy !req
341. Yes, honey.Copy !req
342. No.Copy !req
343. Don't you worry one bit.Copy !req
344. You're gonna feel
real nice soon.Copy !req
345. I meant no police.Copy !req
346. No, no. It's better
that we call them.
Genevieve's right.Copy !req
347. Come on, man.
Just give it a minute, please.Copy !req
348. It's best
we let them know.Copy !req
349. Please, man, do me this favor.
No fucking cops.Copy !req
350. Genevieve. Genevieve.Copy !req
351. Genevieve.Copy !req
352. Percocet...Copy !req
353. Genevieve...Copy !req
354. I didn't wanna do that.
I had to.Copy !req
355. Can you just...
Can you put your
hands up, please?Copy !req
356. Just to make us
both feel more relaxed.Copy !req
357. This is gonna be a really
tough one for you to believe,Copy !req
358. but I'm not gonna kill you.Copy !req
359. I promise.Copy !req
360. Sure.Copy !req
361. I am gonna have to
tie you up, though.
All right?Copy !req
362. All right.Copy !req
363. What do you recommend
that's fastest?Copy !req
364. You have some... some cuffs?Copy !req
365. Or is there a rope or...
Or is there somethingCopy !req
366. that I can put you in
and lock it from the outside?Copy !req
367. Whatever is most comfortable
for you is fineCopy !req
368. as long as it's fast.Copy !req
369. Well, that's thoughtful of you.Copy !req
370. I'm not trying
to fuck up your dayCopy !req
371. any more than I already have.Copy !req
372. There's a storm shelter
outside. There's...Copy !req
373. There's some, um, chainCopy !req
374. you can use on the handles
once I'm in.Copy !req
375. And we even got food and such
that'll last a while.Copy !req
376. We aren't just old hippies.Copy !req
377. We're...Copy !req
378. Doomsdayers.Copy !req
379. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
380. Fuck!Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. What? Something on my face?Copy !req
383. Like, what?Copy !req
384. I was just looking at youCopy !req
385. and you are so handsome.Copy !req
386. It went straight to my head.Copy !req
387. How did I get so lucky tonight?Copy !req
388. Do you like to party?Copy !req
389. It's going to be light soon.Copy !req
390. Mmm. Come on.Copy !req
391. Checkout's not until noon
and this stuffCopy !req
392. gets me really fucking horny.Copy !req
393. It's been a long time
since I touched that stuff.Copy !req
394. Me too.Copy !req
395. But it's my birthday.Copy !req
396. And...Copy !req
397. a friend got it for me.Copy !req
398. It's, you know,
like a special occasion
sort of thing.Copy !req
399. Birthday, huh?Copy !req
400. Yeah.Copy !req
401. All right.Copy !req
402. Well, I can't let a lady down
on her birthday now, can I?Copy !req
403. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
404. Come on.Copy !req
405. Come on.Copy !req
406. Shit.Copy !req
407. Are we...Copy !req
408. Are we...Copy !req
409. Are we gonna fuck?Copy !req
410. - Okay.Copy !req
411. Is that what you were gonna say?Copy !req
412. You know what,
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
413. If you still can fuck
in five minutes...Copy !req
414. Sure.Copy !req
415. I thought you said
this stuff made you horny.Copy !req
416. Seems like it just
puts you in a bad mood.Copy !req
417. Maybe I lied.Copy !req
418. What is this, part of your game?Copy !req
419. - I'm done.
- You know what?Copy !req
420. We're done
when I say we're done,Copy !req
421. do you understand that?Copy !req
422. No, I don't.Copy !req
423. I'm out of here.Copy !req
424. Bullshit.
Find your own way home.Copy !req
425. Cocaine.
Cocaine. Cocaine.Copy !req
426. Huh?Copy !req
427. Cocaine.Copy !req
428. No. No.Copy !req
429. That is cocaine.Copy !req
430. This is ketamine.Copy !req
431. No.Copy !req
432. I'll only use this if I have to,
so don't make me.Copy !req
433. I didn't wanna
fucking do this, man.Copy !req
434. I was...Copy !req
435. just trying to have a good time.Copy !req
436. Oh, my God!Copy !req
437. I fucking love that song.Copy !req
438. ♪♪ Love hurtsCopy !req
439. Hey!Copy !req
440. Shh! Just stop.Copy !req
441. I've never put it there before.Copy !req
442. Now sleep.Copy !req
443. What the fuck?Copy !req
444. He's got a gun!Copy !req
445. Well so do I!Copy !req
446. - What is wrong with you?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
447. Can... Can you help me, please?Copy !req
448. Jesus!Copy !req
449. Oh, my God.Copy !req
450. How do I lock this door?Copy !req
451. Just hold on, darling.Copy !req
452. It needs a key,
even from the inside.Copy !req
453. Can you unlock the door?
I think I'd better leave.Copy !req
454. No, no, don't go out there!
He's gonna fucking kill you!Copy !req
455. Do you have a gun?Copy !req
456. No, only a baseball bat.Copy !req
457. - Fuck!Copy !req
458. Call 911, will you?Copy !req
459. I... I'm not sure
I wanna get involved.Copy !req
460. You already are, sweetheart.Copy !req
461. - Okay.Copy !req
462. I know that was fucking awful,
but I had to do it.Copy !req
463. Okay?Copy !req
464. What's your name?Copy !req
465. T— Tanya.Copy !req
466. Tanya...Copy !req
467. Okay, Tan...Copy !req
468. Do you have a bandage big
enough for this in that bag?Copy !req
469. Yes.Copy !req
470. Okay. I'm gonna need
to borrow your car.Copy !req
471. Come on.Copy !req
472. - Which fucking key is it?
- It's... It's that one.Copy !req
473. - It's that one.
- Okay. What car?Copy !req
474. It's the '78 Pinto,
right outside.Copy !req
475. - Seriously?
- Yeah.Copy !req
476. Okay.Copy !req
477. Now take off
your fucking clothes.Copy !req
478. Hey, Pete.Copy !req
479. It's, um... It's RC. Um...Copy !req
480. Listen, I'm out here near, uh,
near SR 78Copy !req
481. and the old Wilton Bridge.Copy !req
482. There's a farmhouseCopy !req
483. on the south edge
near the fire road. I, um...Copy !req
484. I need you to get out here.Copy !req
485. I, uh...Copy !req
486. I got myself into
a little bit of trouble.Copy !req
487. Got you, you fucking cunt!Copy !req
488. I fucking got you.Copy !req
489. That's true.Copy !req
490. It's like checkmate.Copy !req
491. Yeah.Copy !req
492. And then some.Copy !req
493. There's nothing
more than checkmate.Copy !req
494. It either is or it isn't,Copy !req
495. you fucking philistine.Copy !req
496. Why am I still alive?Copy !req
497. You couldn't do it.Copy !req
498. After all that.Copy !req
499. Oh.Copy !req
500. You're gonna be in trouble.Copy !req
501. Yeah, well...Copy !req
502. I'll take
a little bit of troubleCopy !req
503. over a life sentence any day.Copy !req
504. You want me
to call your sponsor?Copy !req
505. Are you really
The Electric Lady?Copy !req
506. I don't care about jail.Copy !req
507. I just don't wanna die.Copy !req
508. Isn't that fucking funny?Copy !req
509. Even when we know we're gonna
spend the rest of our livesCopy !req
510. in a tiny little cage,Copy !req
511. we will fight to stay alive.Copy !req
512. I always used to wonder
why people did that,Copy !req
513. when I watched true crime shows.Copy !req
514. Thought I'd be
like Gary Gilmore.Copy !req
515. Who's Gary Gilmore?Copy !req
516. He asked for the firing squad.Copy !req
517. I thought I'd...Copy !req
518. I'd do that...Copy !req
519. if it came to this.Copy !req
520. Now I just want three hots
and a cot.Copy !req
521. I didn't plan to do it, man.Copy !req
522. Love...Copy !req
523. doesn't have to be something
that develops.Copy !req
524. The purest, most primal kind
can hit you like a wave...Copy !req
525. In a moment...Copy !req
526. or over the course of one night.Copy !req
527. I felt that for youCopy !req
528. when you had your hand
around my throat.Copy !req
529. Did you feel it for me?Copy !req
530. That's our song now.Copy !req
531. You'll always think of me
when you hear it.Copy !req
532. Maybe.Copy !req
533. Not...Copy !req
534. maybe.Copy !req
535. God! Fuck!Copy !req
536. RC!Copy !req
537. RC, are you in here?Copy !req
538. What the fuck happened in here?Copy !req
539. Maybe you shouldn't
touch him.Copy !req
540. I know what I'm doing.
- Okay.Copy !req
541. It's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
542. - He's dead.
- Yeah, no shit. So is he.Copy !req
543. It's okay.Copy !req
544. All right? Take it easy.
I'm gonna get these off.Copy !req
545. What happened here?Copy !req
546. What do you think happened,
Pete? Look at her!Copy !req
547. Here we go. Okay. It's okay.Copy !req
548. - Here we go.
- Goddamn it!Copy !req
549. Take it easy.
Okay, take it easy.Copy !req
550. There's a gunshot wound
to the left shoulder.Copy !req
551. Just take it easy, honey.
How tender is it?Copy !req
552. Can I move it just a little
to get the cuffs off?Copy !req
553. Wait. We need to figure out
what's going on here first.Copy !req
554. She needs medical attention now.
That's protocol.Copy !req
555. Protocol is that we call it in.Copy !req
556. Leave her be,Copy !req
557. and we wait for the EMTs
and Homicide to show up.Copy !req
558. We both know medics
won't be here
for at least an hour.Copy !req
559. It's okay.
I'm gonna get you out.Copy !req
560. Okay.Copy !req
561. It was horrible.Copy !req
562. He was coked up out of his mind.Copy !req
563. I thought he was a nice guy.Copy !req
564. Who was coked out of his mind?Copy !req
565. - His jacket pocket.Copy !req
566. It's okay, honey,
you don't need to do this now.Copy !req
567. He brought me here.
He thought it was deserted.Copy !req
568. And then this guy
stopped him and...Copy !req
569. It's okay, honey.Copy !req
570. Why is his neck like that?Copy !req
571. She was chained to this thing
the whole fucking time, Pete.Copy !req
572. She fought for her fucking life!Copy !req
573. What else was she
supposed to do?Copy !req
574. - Fuck! Fuck you!
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
575. - Hey, it's okay.
- Okay, okay. All right. Okay.Copy !req
576. All right. Hey, calm down, lady.Copy !req
577. We're gonna take care of it.Copy !req
578. I'm going to the car
and call it in,Copy !req
579. and then we'll wait here
for the EMTs.Copy !req
580. The victim needs
medical attention.Copy !req
581. Our job is to do
what we need to do
to keep her alive.Copy !req
582. This ain't my first
jar of pickles.Copy !req
583. And just because I have
a vagina doesn't meanCopy !req
584. you shouldn't listen to
a fucking thing I have to say!Copy !req
585. This has nothing to do
with your vaginaCopy !req
586. and everything to do with
the diapers you were wearingCopy !req
587. when I cleared
my first crime scene.Copy !req
588. We don't even know
if she's a victim yet.Copy !req
589. We need to find that out first.Copy !req
590. That's fucking protocol.Copy !req
591. You wanna be held
liable for thisCopy !req
592. or you want to help me move her?Copy !req
593. Pete!Copy !req
594. Okay, I'll help you move her.Copy !req
595. It's all right, honey.Copy !req
596. Just breathe.Copy !req
597. What the fuck?Copy !req
598. A lady came, she killed us.Copy !req
599. Calm down, ma'am.Copy !req
600. - She killed us!
Who did what?Copy !req
601. Hand over the guns now,
or the chick cop dies.Copy !req
602. And trust me, honey,Copy !req
603. I don't wanna fucking kill you,Copy !req
604. especially after
what you did for me.Copy !req
605. God-fucking-damnit.Copy !req
606. You dumb bitch.Copy !req
607. - I oughta let her—
- Oh, no, you oughtn't,Copy !req
608. 'cause if she goes,
you go too, motherfucker.Copy !req
609. I am in survival mode now.Copy !req
610. My rules are out the window.Copy !req
611. Honey,
just turn yourself in now...Copy !req
612. Just shut upCopy !req
613. and give me the guns.Copy !req
614. Put it in my lap.Copy !req
615. Pete, you keep your hands
on the wheel at all times.Copy !req
616. If a fucking finger moves,
I pull the trigger.Copy !req
617. You got me?Copy !req
618. - Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.Copy !req
619. - Get out of the car.
- Honey...Copy !req
620. Just turn yourself in now
and stop.Copy !req
621. It'll end better for you.Copy !req
622. Bitch!Copy !req
623. I am The Electric Lady.Copy !req
624. Boo!Copy !req
625. Get out the fucking car.Copy !req
626. Run, honey, into the woods.Copy !req
627. Drive, motherfucker.Copy !req
628. Why did we stop here?Copy !req
629. Just...Copy !req
630. Let me think.Copy !req
631. Okay?Copy !req
632. Are you really
The Electric Lady?Copy !req
633. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
634. I'd rather not.Copy !req
635. Why did you kill
all those folks?Copy !req
636. Sometimes...Copy !req
637. I don't see humans.Copy !req
638. I see devils.Copy !req
639. Hey.Copy !req
640. Hey.Copy !req
641. Hey!Copy !req
642. Can you help me, please?Copy !req
643. Oh, sweet girl! What happened?Copy !req
644. Oh, God!Copy !req
645. Here, let me help you get up.Copy !req
646. - Oh! Oh, yeah?Copy !req
647. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
648. Here...Copy !req
649. Let's get you in the truck.Copy !req
650. Easy does it.Copy !req
651. - You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
652. Here, let me help you up.Copy !req
653. Okay.Copy !req
654. Hello?
I just shot a person.Copy !req
655. She pulled a gun on meCopy !req
656. and there was
nothing else I could do.Copy !req
657. I'm bringing her in right now.Copy !req
658. From the high desert
in the majestic American West,Copy !req
659. I bid you all good evening.Copy !req
660. Or good morning,
or good afternoon,Copy !req
661. wherever you may be
across this great land of ours.Copy !req
662. This is the world famous,
Shore to Spooky Shore AM,Copy !req
663. dark night in the desert.Copy !req
664. And I'm Art Pallone.Copy !req