1. For as long as can be remembered,
storks delivered babiesCopy !req
2. from their perch on Stork Mountain.Copy !req
3. It was an honor and a privilege to serve.Copy !req
4. It was our duty, our core belief,Copy !req
5. the driving force of our very lifeblood.Copy !req
6. Aw... Ow!Copy !req
7. It wasn't always easy.Copy !req
8. Oh...Copy !req
9. This was our challenge.Copy !req
10. This was our sacred duty.Copy !req
11. No matter how tough or impossibleCopy !req
12. or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,Copy !req
13. we would triumph over adversity.Copy !req
14. Phew!Copy !req
15. Gotcha!Copy !req
16. Oh!Copy !req
17. Hey.Copy !req
18. - On your right.
- Left.Copy !req
19. Bike lane.Copy !req
20. Thank goodness we don't do that anymore.Copy !req
21. There! Right there!Copy !req
22. The problem was, we had the wrong cargo.Copy !req
23. Our new phones!Copy !req
24. Luckily, now, storks deliver
packages for Cornerstore. Com!Copy !req
25. - My dude!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
26. Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!Copy !req
27. Oh, I love this guy!Copy !req
28. Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.Copy !req
29. You're the man!Copy !req
30. What? Millionth package? Not possible.Copy !req
31. I thought I was only at 20.Copy !req
32. Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?Copy !req
33. You know what? You're right.
I should celebrate.Copy !req
34. What are you guys doing this weekend?Copy !req
35. Are you guys free?Copy !req
36. The wife and I
are celebrating another anniversary.Copy !req
37. Got my kid's game this weekend.Copy !req
38. Family reunion. The whole family's coming.Copy !req
39. Oh. Just wanted to confirm.Copy !req
40. That you were all busy.Copy !req
41. I assumed you were all busy and you are.Copy !req
42. So, if anything changes, let me know.Copy !req
43. I maybe could get out of work.Copy !req
44. Probably can't,
but let me know if you can.Copy !req
45. Great job out there, brah!Copy !req
46. Thanks, Pigeon Toady.Copy !req
47. Check out my girlfriend.Copy !req
48. - She's in Canada.
- Yeah-huh.Copy !req
49. She migrated.Copy !req
50. - She's not made up.
- Okay.Copy !req
51. Look at her! Look at her!Copy !req
52. - She exists, brah!
- That's great.Copy !req
53. Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?Copy !req
54. Ah!Copy !req
55. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?Copy !req
56. What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.Copy !req
57. I tell you about my girlfriend?Copy !req
58. Hey, boss wants to see you.Copy !req
59. Uh...Copy !req
60. Hunter wants to see me?Copy !req
61. All right. Head in the game, Junior.Copy !req
62. So, you're Hunter.
What do you do around here?Copy !req
63. No, I hate that.Copy !req
64. Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.Copy !req
65. No, that's too robot.Copy !req
66. Just say it normal. Just say it normal.
Here we go.Copy !req
67. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
68. What is wrong with me?Copy !req
69. Junior.Copy !req
70. Hunter.Copy !req
71. You know why
I built my office entirely out of glassCopy !req
72. even though birds can't see glass?Copy !req
73. I do not.Copy !req
74. Power move.Copy !req
75. Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks
by getting out of babiesCopy !req
76. and into package delivery.Copy !req
77. Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board
will announce they're kicking me upstairs.Copy !req
78. I'm going to be named Chairman.Copy !req
79. Which means you are going to be namedCopy !req
80. boss.Copy !req
81. Boss!Copy !req
82. Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.Copy !req
83. Now, look upon your domain
with your eyes wide open.Copy !req
84. - Yeah.
- Wider.Copy !req
85. I love it. Feels good.Copy !req
86. How can you be boss
if you can't look at it?Copy !req
87. If I go blind, it was worth it.Copy !req
88. You know the hardest thing
about bein' boss?Copy !req
89. Staring at the sun?Copy !req
90. No, this is easy.Copy !req
91. Whether to be like a friend boss
or a distant, weird boss?Copy !req
92. Always be distant and weird.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
93. Sorry.Copy !req
94. No, it's dealing with that.Copy !req
95. The orphan Tulip?Copy !req
96. I don't understand.Copy !req
97. Do you know why
we stopped delivering babies?Copy !req
98. Because there are so many
other ways of getting babies?Copy !req
99. Yes. But that's not the whole story.Copy !req
100. Eighteen years ago,
when we still delivered human infants,Copy !req
101. a stork named Jasper
went crazy and tried to keep a baby.Copy !req
102. Tulip's beacon broke.Copy !req
103. Her address was destroyed,
so we could no longer deliver her.Copy !req
104. My baby!Copy !req
105. It was then I realized that
there was no future in baby delivery.Copy !req
106. Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,
which means we can finally liberate herCopy !req
107. and return her to the human world.Copy !req
108. But she's no trouble.Copy !req
109. Oh, she isn't, is she?Copy !req
110. Here's our profit chart.Copy !req
111. - I love a good profit chart.
- Me, too.Copy !req
112. Yeah!Copy !req
113. The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,
asleep or out with the flu.Copy !req
114. The valleys are when she tries to help.Copy !req
115. Cool. I will liberate her.
Consider her liberated.Copy !req
116. And if she doesn't want to be liberated?Copy !req
117. Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.Copy !req
118. Really?Copy !req
119. The only thing you need to do to be named
boss on Monday is liberate the orphan Tulip.Copy !req
120. If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!Copy !req
121. Yes, sir. I am on it.Copy !req
122. I have read between the lines
and heard you overtly.Copy !req
123. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
124. Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?Copy !req
125. Junior?Copy !req
126. You're talkin' to me?Copy !req
127. Yes, Orphan Tulip!Copy !req
128. No, it's just that you never talk to me.Copy !req
129. Well, yeah, that's changing
starting today, Orphan Tulip.Copy !req
130. Oh, "Tulip" is just fine.
"Orphan" hurts my heart.Copy !req
131. I have so many questions to ask you!Copy !req
132. Why don't you come down
and we can talk all day?Copy !req
133. Okay. I will be down.Copy !req
134. As will my friends.Copy !req
135. We are going to fly right down.Copy !req
136. What? No, no.Copy !req
137. That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.Copy !req
138. They cannot fly.Copy !req
139. Yeah. Until now.Copy !req
140. She's helping us achieve our dreams.Copy !req
141. - That's right, Dougland.
- You know it.Copy !req
142. It is still a personal victory
if you use the bucket.Copy !req
143. Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!Copy !req
144. Wait, what?Copy !req
145. Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.Copy !req
146. We're all the same and she's a weirdo.Copy !req
147. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's...Copy !req
148. She's had a hard life.Copy !req
149. Okay.Copy !req
150. This is gonna be great, guys!Copy !req
151. Countdown.Copy !req
152. Three, two, one!Copy !req
153. Oh.Copy !req
154. It's working! We're flying!Copy !req
155. Ho-ho! Whoa!Copy !req
156. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
157. Yeah!Copy !req
158. Enough of this, I wanna go fast!Copy !req
159. No! Dougland, wait!Copy !req
160. No, no, no!Copy !req
161. This is the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
162. I'm flying!Copy !req
163. This is my moment!Copy !req
164. - Dougland! No!
- Get out of my way!Copy !req
165. Bad Dougland! No!Copy !req
166. How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?Copy !req
167. I got ya!Copy !req
168. Okay.Copy !req
169. I'm fallin'.Copy !req
170. Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
171. - Uh...
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
172. Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.Copy !req
173. I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
174. I got it!Copy !req
175. I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!Copy !req
176. I don't fit in anywhere
and all I want to do is help!Copy !req
177. Oh, boy.Copy !req
178. Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.Copy !req
179. Before you finish,Copy !req
180. for you to come to wish me
a happy birthday,Copy !req
181. that's just the nicest, you know?
It's like a little rainbow.Copy !req
182. So, thank you.Copy !req
183. That's really nice.Copy !req
184. But, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you.Copy !req
185. - What were you gonna tell me?
- Uh...Copy !req
186. Oh, boy.Copy !req
187. I have wonderful news for you.Copy !req
188. You have been liberated.Copy !req
189. What does that mean?Copy !req
190. Well, it means that you are fired.Copy !req
191. - What?
- You're...Copy !req
192. Are you okay?Copy !req
193. Excuse me. You're...Copy !req
194. You're fantastic!Copy !req
195. Really?Copy !req
196. Because I just blew up
most of the factory.Copy !req
197. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
198. What a twist! Um...Copy !req
199. Well, it means...Copy !req
200. Oh.Copy !req
201. I'm putting you in charge
of your very own department.Copy !req
202. You are the new head of Letter Sorting.Copy !req
203. I didn't even know we still got letters.Copy !req
204. We do!Copy !req
205. - And now, you're in charge of them.
- Oh, yes! I will rock this!Copy !req
206. You will rock this!Copy !req
207. - Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!
- Gonna rock it hard!Copy !req
208. And what's the number-one rule?Copy !req
209. Always deliver!Copy !req
210. - Wrong. Never leave this room.
- Oh.Copy !req
211. I always thought it was
something more like "Strength"!Copy !req
212. - "Determination"!
- Nope. That's way off.Copy !req
213. Number-one rule, never leave this room.Copy !req
214. Okay, well, if that...Copy !req
215. Bored, bored, bored.Copy !req
216. So, how was your commute?Copy !req
217. Oh, I took the bucket.Copy !req
218. Me, too. Real backed up.Copy !req
219. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
220. You hear about Steve and Gloria?Copy !req
221. What?Copy !req
222. I hear they're an item.Copy !req
223. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
225. Are you guys talking about us?Copy !req
226. You guys better not be talking about us.Copy !req
227. I told you that in confidence.Copy !req
228. You don't make her upset. She's my life!Copy !req
229. Oh, no, I said it out loud.Copy !req
230. You're not supposed to say anything!Copy !req
231. Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!Copy !req
232. - No!
- Meow!Copy !req
233. Are you gossiping?
No gossip allowed! Go to HR!Copy !req
234. I've called you both in because
I hear you've been having problems.Copy !req
235. - And it's important we have...
- She's the one who started it!Copy !req
236. - How dare you!
- How dare you!Copy !req
237. - How dare both of you! You're fired!
- You can't fire me!Copy !req
238. - I just did!
- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!Copy !req
239. - Guys! Group hug!
- Group hug!Copy !req
240. Aw.Copy !req
241. I'm hugging myself. Okay.Copy !req
242. Somebody write me a letter!Copy !req
243. Come in, Ninja Commander.Copy !req
244. This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.Copy !req
245. Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?Copy !req
246. I'm about to launch the assault.Copy !req
247. We can absolutely do that.Copy !req
248. That's not gonna be a problem.Copy !req
249. Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!Copy !req
250. You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
but you weren't counting on one thing,Copy !req
251. I'm not alone.Copy !req
252. Ninja force, attack!Copy !req
253. Ninja force?Copy !req
254. Oh, ow! No! Oh!Copy !req
255. This is the end.Copy !req
256. Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.Copy !req
257. Gardner Real Estate. Henry...Copy !req
258. - And Sarah...
- ... Gardner!Copy !req
259. A house is not a home without a Gardner!Copy !req
260. Ninja Commander, where were you?Copy !req
261. - Uh, can you hold one second?
- Can you just...Copy !req
262. You promised me that we were taking down
Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.Copy !req
263. You didn't show up,Copy !req
264. and now he controls
most of Western Europe.Copy !req
265. Ethnic tension is on the rise.Copy !req
266. Yeah.Copy !req
267. - We're totally done after this call, okay?
- Really?Copy !req
268. - Five more minutes.
- And then we'll stop.Copy !req
269. We promise.Copy !req
270. We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.Copy !req
271. Not even for five minutes.Copy !req
272. Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.Copy !req
273. And you know what it says?Copy !req
274. "We never stop."Copy !req
275. We never stop. We never stop.Copy !req
276. There's a stop sign. We're stopping.Copy !req
277. We do stop for that.Copy !req
278. I love you, brother.Copy !req
279. It's like we're best friends
that live together!Copy !req
280. And we yield.Copy !req
281. And the yield
you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...Copy !req
282. And that's what we were saying,
like you've gotta be up...Copy !req
283. Mom, Dad,
I've decided I want a baby brother.Copy !req
284. - Oh, honey, can you...
- Can you hold one second?Copy !req
285. - Oh...
- Um...Copy !req
286. I think we're fine as a family of three.Copy !req
287. Why can't I have one?Copy !req
288. Let's make this easy.
Where do you get one?Copy !req
289. Why are you laughing and not answering me?Copy !req
290. Where did you get me?Copy !req
291. What is the joke?Copy !req
292. Is there a different subject?Copy !req
293. Okay, so there's a super weird
vibe in this car right now.Copy !req
294. Oh, honey, this is very sweet.Copy !req
295. But we have you.Copy !req
296. And that's all we need.Copy !req
297. That's right.Copy !req
298. No, no, no, don't feel bad.Copy !req
299. You can call us anytime.Copy !req
300. Call us morning, noon or night.Copy !req
301. Weekends, holidays.Copy !req
302. No, we will pick up the phone
on Christmas.Copy !req
303. Oh, well, I don't... Will we?Copy !req
304. Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.Copy !req
305. "Dear Stork Delivery Service,
"our adult names are Henry and Sarah.Copy !req
306. "We are adult parents
of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.Copy !req
307. "He really deserves a baby brother.Copy !req
308. "As adults, it is our adult beliefCopy !req
309. "that it would be irresponsible
if this baby did not have ninja skills.Copy !req
310. "Sincerely, adult parents
Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.Copy !req
311. "Not Nate.Copy !req
312. "P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"Copy !req
313. Hi-ya!Copy !req
314. Nailed it.Copy !req
315. Happy birthday, dear Tulip!
Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
316. Whoo!
Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
317. Don't you think Junior put
you down here to get you out of the way?Copy !req
318. Cheryl, that's not fair.
Why would you say that?Copy !req
319. What? I can't help it.
I'm your outspoken friend.Copy !req
320. I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
321. Aha! A letter!Copy !req
322. "The H.I. Department."Copy !req
323. Don't know that one.Copy !req
324. He said the number-one rule is
"Don't leave."Copy !req
325. But if I don't deliver the letter,
I won't be doing my job.Copy !req
326. I'll cover for you!Copy !req
327. Okay, thanks!Copy !req
328. I have excellent news.Copy !req
329. I have taken care of the Tulip problem.Copy !req
330. Wonderful.Copy !req
331. Monday, it'll all be yours.Copy !req
332. Barring any monumental screw-up.Copy !req
333. Do you know what we'll do
when you're boss?Copy !req
334. No. Tell me!Copy !req
335. We'll barbecue together.Copy !req
336. We'll point at things together.Copy !req
337. We'll team-build together.Copy !req
338. We'll wear suits together.Copy !req
339. You'll never be alone
because Cornerstore is your family.Copy !req
340. - What?
- And I'll be like your dad.Copy !req
341. And you're like my son.Copy !req
342. My son-ployee.Copy !req
343. And like any family...Copy !req
344. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
345. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
346. How do you turn this thing off?Copy !req
347. and racquetball and fishing...Copy !req
348. Why are there so many screens?Copy !req
349. Turn off, turn off, turn off!Copy !req
350. You're about to
get everything you ever wanted.Copy !req
351. Great convo, Hunter!Copy !req
352. I'm so stupid!Copy !req
353. I should have just fired her!
Why didn't I just fire her?Copy !req
354. Tulip!Copy !req
355. Hey!Copy !req
356. Hey, what are you doing out of the room?Copy !req
357. I told you not to leave the room!Copy !req
358. Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. Okay, we need to get outta here.Copy !req
361. Come on. We have to go now.Copy !req
362. Junior, you asked me to do a thing,
and I will not fail you!Copy !req
363. Always deliver!Copy !req
364. Wait! No!Copy !req
365. This is the Baby Factory!Copy !req
366. This is the Baby Factory?Copy !req
367. No, no, no!Copy !req
368. See ya!Copy !req
369. Why did you do that?Copy !req
370. Touchdown Tulip!Copy !req
371. Stop celebrating!Copy !req
372. I think it was supposed to go over there.Copy !req
373. Oh...Copy !req
374. You're right. That was wrong.Copy !req
375. Oh, come on!Copy !req
376. Why didn't we destroy
this place years ago?Copy !req
377. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
378. I can't believe what I'm seeing!Copy !req
379. Do you see all this?Copy !req
380. Junior! This is amazing!Copy !req
381. Why put the button there? Uh...Copy !req
382. Come on!Copy !req
383. Hi-ya!Copy !req
384. Is it off?Copy !req
385. Uh, I believe so.Copy !req
386. Are you okay?Copy !req
387. Your wing looks a little mangled.Copy !req
388. My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.Copy !req
389. Yeah, that seems bad.Copy !req
390. Let's go.Copy !req
391. This place is dangerous.Copy !req
392. Huh. What is that?Copy !req
393. Cool beans.Copy !req
394. - What?
- What?Copy !req
395. - What's happening?
- Mom, Dad.Copy !req
396. The storks are bringing me a baby brother!Copy !req
397. That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.Copy !req
398. Let's go back to sleep, honey.Copy !req
399. This is the best day of my life!Copy !req
400. This is the worst day of my life!Copy !req
401. Hunter's gonna kill me!Copy !req
402. - Why don't we just tell someone?
- Are you insane?Copy !req
403. If anyone finds out about this,
I am dead meat.Copy !req
404. My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.Copy !req
405. No, no, no.Copy !req
406. Come on!Copy !req
407. What up?Copy !req
408. - Hey, Pigeon Toady.
- Hey, there.Copy !req
409. Hey, cool metal thing, brah.Copy !req
410. New kind of package? What's in it?Copy !req
411. - Candy canes.
- Some gas. Uh...Copy !req
412. Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?Copy !req
413. - Oh, yeah. Real great game.
- Excellent playing.Copy !req
414. Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.Copy !req
415. - Yeah, that was too bad.
- Real bummer.Copy !req
416. And yet then with a little
time left, we pulled it out...Copy !req
417. - Totally!
- Yeah.Copy !req
418. only to lose it again
in the last second.Copy !req
419. - Such a disappointment.
- It was a comedown.Copy !req
420. - Only to get it back.
- Best day of my life!Copy !req
421. - Only to lose it!
- Worst day of my life!Copy !req
422. Only to get it back.Copy !req
423. A roller-coaster of a game!Copy !req
424. Only to lose it again.Copy !req
425. What a game! Here we go, see you later.Copy !req
426. Bye!Copy !req
427. Cool. No big deal.Copy !req
428. Wait... Wait a second.Copy !req
429. There was no game last night.Copy !req
430. What the...Copy !req
431. Come on. Let's get to my workshop.Copy !req
432. We'll be safe there.Copy !req
433. All right, okay, all right, all right.Copy !req
434. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
435. We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?Copy !req
436. If one person sees a stork with a baby,Copy !req
437. my chances of being named boss
are ruined. So...Copy !req
438. What are you doing?Copy !req
439. - I wanna see the baby!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
440. We do not open that thing.Copy !req
441. Just a brief exposure
to baby cuteness can ruin your life.Copy !req
442. Remember Jasper?Copy !req
443. Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it.
I can't think of who...Copy !req
444. You're being sarcastic because
he changed the course of your life.Copy !req
445. - That's right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. Huh. How about this?Copy !req
447. Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday.
Today is Friday.Copy !req
448. If I can just deliver this thing by then,
I can still be named boss.Copy !req
449. Gardner family, here I come!Copy !req
450. But your wing's broken. You can't...Copy !req
451. Make a plan! Stick to the plan!Copy !req
452. Always deliver!Copy !req
453. I'll never fly again!Copy !req
454. What's that?Copy !req
455. Hmm? What's what?Copy !req
456. That. Right there.Copy !req
457. Uh... Oh, that? No.Copy !req
458. That's nothing.Copy !req
459. Looks like an airplane.Copy !req
460. Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.Copy !req
461. Great! I'll use it.Copy !req
462. Oh, well, it kind of took me a long
time to make, like years and years...Copy !req
463. Great. All leading to this moment.Copy !req
464. I'm saving it for something else.Copy !req
465. - For what?
- Hmm?Copy !req
466. What were you gonna use it for?Copy !req
467. Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages
for Cornerstore. Com.Copy !req
468. Oh, well, hey there, kid.Copy !req
469. Now's your chance.Copy !req
470. - Uh, I don't know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
471. I don't even know if it flies.Copy !req
472. Eh, uh...Copy !req
473. You know what?Copy !req
474. Yeah, you can use it.
Let's deliver this baby.Copy !req
475. Are you sure though?Copy !req
476. - Uh...
- All right, let's do it!Copy !req
477. Okay, great.
Let me show you how to fly this.Copy !req
478. Um, hello? I'm a bird.Copy !req
479. I'm pretty sure I know how to...Copy !req
480. I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!Copy !req
481. Of course, the autopilot button.
That makes perfect sense.Copy !req
482. I knew that. I was testing you.Copy !req
483. Oh, you were testing me
on a thing that I made.Copy !req
484. - That's correct.
- Is your seat wet?Copy !req
485. Yep. That's my urine.Copy !req
486. I peed in the seat when we were falling.Copy !req
487. Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?Copy !req
488. My baby.Copy !req
489. Now, I really think you're
gonna love this one, Becky.Copy !req
490. I think we found you a good one.Copy !req
491. Yeah, when we saw this, we looked
at each other and we were like, "Wow."Copy !req
492. "This is theirs." Yeah.Copy !req
493. - And it's a fixer-upper...
- Yeah. It is.Copy !req
494. which I know we weren't looking for.Copy !req
495. But at least it's not a fixer-downer.Copy !req
496. Oh, honey, can you just...Copy !req
497. - Can you hold one second?
- Yeah, can you?Copy !req
498. - You're up. You're up.
- What? No, it's not my turn.Copy !req
499. - You're up, now. You're up.
- It can't be.Copy !req
500. So you want a panic room, okay.Copy !req
501. Uh...Copy !req
502. Nate?Copy !req
503. What?Copy !req
504. Nate?Copy !req
505. Hey there, buddy.Copy !req
506. Whatcha doin' here?Copy !req
507. I'm preparing.Copy !req
508. Right, you're preparing.Copy !req
509. For what?Copy !req
510. To get my baby brother from the storks.Copy !req
511. Right.Copy !req
512. Hey, I love your school encourages
imagination over actual learning,Copy !req
513. - but the storks don't deliver anymore.
- I know.Copy !req
514. They haven't done that in, like, forever.Copy !req
515. Dad, you don't have to help me at all.Copy !req
516. This is a guilt-free pass for you
to go back inside and work.Copy !req
517. Just go.Copy !req
518. - Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go.
- What?Copy !req
519. Okay, all right. Fine.Copy !req
520. You blink and I'll be in college.Copy !req
521. What was that?Copy !req
522. Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.Copy !req
523. - I didn't say anything. You should just...
- Okay.Copy !req
524. Remember when I was a baby?
It felt like one minute ago?Copy !req
525. - What?
- What? Hmm?Copy !req
526. Fine.Copy !req
527. Dad, you'll be my idol
for, like, two more years.Copy !req
528. Okay, I heard that one.Copy !req
529. Okay. All right, look.Copy !req
530. Five minutes. That's all the time I have
is five minutes, and then we stop.Copy !req
531. Yeah, five minutes.Copy !req
532. Five minutes, and then...Copy !req
533. We stop.Copy !req
534. Five minutes and then we stop.Copy !req
535. What?Copy !req
536. Powder?Copy !req
537. Baby powder.Copy !req
538. Homing pigeon powers activate!Copy !req
539. Ah!Copy !req
540. Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby?Copy !req
541. This is crazy. We are delivering a baby!Copy !req
542. No, we are delivering a package.Copy !req
543. Maybe we should name it
instead of calling it "the package."Copy !req
544. We do not name the package, okay?Copy !req
545. It's very simple.Copy !req
546. We make a plan. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
547. Always deliver.Copy !req
548. And then we get back to Storkcon
so the board can name me boss.Copy !req
549. Oh, it's so exciting.Copy !req
550. What can we expect from boss Junior?Copy !req
551. Oh, you know that's top secret.Copy !req
552. - You can tell me. Come on.
- It's gonna be big!Copy !req
553. Like what? Like, what, how big?
Like, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
554. I prefer not to talk about it right now.Copy !req
555. - Do you not know?
- What?Copy !req
556. - Oh, my gosh. You don't know.
- I know.Copy !req
557. If you don't know,
then why do you wanna be boss?Copy !req
558. - I know.
- You don't.Copy !req
559. Oh, man,
you laugh when you're uncomfortable.Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. - Am I pushing your buttons?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
562. - Yes, I am.
- Nah. No.Copy !req
563. - Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- No, those aren't even where my buttonsCopy !req
564. would be if I had buttons.Copy !req
565. - Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- So, nice try.Copy !req
566. I am programming you to tell me
why you want to be boss.Copy !req
567. I love robots, so this is fun.Copy !req
568. We're having a good time together.Copy !req
569. Why do you wanna be boss?
Why do you wanna be boss?Copy !req
570. Back off!Copy !req
571. Oh, God! No!Copy !req
572. No, no, no!Copy !req
573. Wow! Well, that was funny.Copy !req
574. You almost died.Copy !req
575. I guess the lesson we learned today is
don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?Copy !req
576. Okay, good talk.Copy !req
577. Good talk.Copy !req
578. That didn't sound happy.Copy !req
579. Yeah, well, the package
will be delivered soon enough.Copy !req
580. Uh...Copy !req
581. I really think that
we should check that out, you know.Copy !req
582. Ah, just relax.Copy !req
583. Okay. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
584. Ah, you see, the package has
cried itself gently to sleep.Copy !req
585. I can't take it!Copy !req
586. Can't help body movements! Must open pod!Copy !req
587. Wait! No!Copy !req
588. The pod! Gotta open the pod!Copy !req
589. Oh, no! No, no, no! Come back! Come back!Copy !req
590. - Be there in a jiff!
- Pull yourself together!Copy !req
591. - Fly this plane!
- Gotta open the pod!Copy !req
592. We're gonna die!Copy !req
593. Well, at least the baby's quiet.Copy !req
594. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
595. A baby cries and you crash a plane?Copy !req
596. Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod!Copy !req
597. Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?Copy !req
598. I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.Copy !req
599. - You crashed a plane, did you hear me?
- The baby is quiet.Copy !req
600. - You crashed a plane!
- The baby is quiet!Copy !req
601. - The baby is quiet?
- The baby is quiet!Copy !req
602. - Why didn't you say anything?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
603. Why is it quiet?Copy !req
604. Open the pod! Open the pod!
Open the pod! Open the pod!Copy !req
605. How do you open this thing?
How do you open it? Come on!Copy !req
606. Aw.Copy !req
607. Oh, my gosh.
You know what I just realized?Copy !req
608. This baby and I have the same birthday.Copy !req
609. Oh, yeah. I don't care.Copy !req
610. You crashed the plane.
I don't need you anymore.Copy !req
611. I'm going to deliver
the package myself. Goodbye.Copy !req
612. What? You're breaking up the team?Copy !req
613. "Team"? What is wrong with you?Copy !req
614. You and I are not a team. We are nothing.Copy !req
615. There is no "we."Copy !req
616. This is all your fault. This.Copy !req
617. This. This!Copy !req
618. All of this.Copy !req
619. A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.Copy !req
620. A good day.Copy !req
621. Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.Copy !req
622. I'm the most popular person
in the entire Letter Sorting department.Copy !req
623. - I can't hear you!
- I said that...Copy !req
624. Yeah, it just sounds
like "Blah, blah, blah,"Copy !req
625. but mixed with crying.Copy !req
626. But that's not what I'm...
Junior, come here.Copy !req
627. I can't hear what you're saying,
but I assume it's lame.Copy !req
628. I said I'm the most popular person...Copy !req
629. Lame!Copy !req
630. Tulip's dumb.Copy !req
631. There's a reason she doesn't fit in.Copy !req
632. If you're smart enough to build a plane,
then who wrecks one?Copy !req
633. I'm gonna deliver this package
and be back at Stork Mountain in no time.Copy !req
634. Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves!Copy !req
635. What are you gonna do,
knock me unconscious?Copy !req
636. Perfect!Copy !req
637. Oh, seriously?Copy !req
638. I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!Copy !req
639. Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?Copy !req
640. We are done! This conversation is over.Copy !req
641. Last word, me!Copy !req
642. - Last word.
- Me.Copy !req
643. - Last word. Last word.
- Me. Me. Me.Copy !req
644. Listen, I'm the alpha.Copy !req
645. I'm gonna eat this thing first.Copy !req
646. I'm gonna be the new alpha.Copy !req
647. No. There is no...
There's no need for a new alpha.Copy !req
648. I'm the alpha!Copy !req
649. - You...
- You're not even a beta.Copy !req
650. I'm the alpha!Copy !req
651. No, you're not the alpha!Copy !req
652. Aw!Copy !req
653. What just happened?Copy !req
654. - What was that?
- What did that thing just do?Copy !req
655. - I'm sorry. Where were we?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
656. I'm gonna devour this thing.Copy !req
657. I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.Copy !req
658. You didn't bite her arm clean off.Copy !req
659. This tastes like flowers.Copy !req
660. Okay, stand aside.Copy !req
661. Look at you. Look what you did.Copy !req
662. I did the same thing you did.Copy !req
663. - Are you in love?
- I am in love.Copy !req
664. - Are you in love?
- I'm in love, too.Copy !req
665. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.Copy !req
666. Hey, guys!Copy !req
667. This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.Copy !req
668. - What did he say?
- What? What's happening?Copy !req
669. - Louder. We're in the back!
- We're keeping it!Copy !req
670. - Back of the pack, we're keeping it!
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
671. Aw, look at that.Copy !req
672. The delivery is now complete.Copy !req
673. Now, I just need to find
a way out of here.Copy !req
674. Wait, you're not gonna deliver
her to her actual parents?Copy !req
675. Baby doesn't know the difference
because babies are dumb.Copy !req
676. Oh, babies are not dumb.Copy !req
677. They are super dumb.Copy !req
678. Babies have a higher level of intelligence
than we will ever understand.Copy !req
679. You sound like a baby
that learned how to talk.Copy !req
680. I am a baby that learned how to talk!Copy !req
681. Hey, I want to teach it
to walk around in circlesCopy !req
682. - before it lays down.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
683. That's my favorite thing to teach.Copy !req
684. Don't get too close,
you're gonna scare it!Copy !req
685. I'm not... Ow!Copy !req
686. Aw!Copy !req
687. - Huh. The baby, it's laughing!
- Yeah. Good for it.Copy !req
688. No.Copy !req
689. Okay, I apologize for what
I'm about to do.Copy !req
690. - Ow!
- Sorry.Copy !req
691. Aw!Copy !req
692. - Stop it!
- Sorry.Copy !req
693. Sorry.Copy !req
694. - That's my face!
- Sorry!Copy !req
695. - Why did you stop?
- Come on!Copy !req
696. Okay, I get the plan.
I can fake it. I can fake it!Copy !req
697. Okay, okay. Fake it!Copy !req
698. Ow!Copy !req
699. Wait! Hold on a second, okay? Wait.Copy !req
700. All right, I have an idea.Copy !req
701. Imagine how much harder
she could hit me if you cut us down.Copy !req
702. Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.Copy !req
703. I mean, you don't have to
go that hard, but...Copy !req
704. - Oh, I think I do.
- Well...Copy !req
705. Oh, I'm still mad at you.Copy !req
706. Cut 'em down!Copy !req
707. Grab a stick or something!Copy !req
708. Wait, what?Copy !req
709. Aw!Copy !req
710. Do you want more?Copy !req
711. Yeah!Copy !req
712. Will this tiny twig be enough?Copy !req
713. - Yes!
- No! No!Copy !req
714. Bigger!Copy !req
715. Get the biggest twig you can find!Copy !req
716. Sorry, Junior.
Gotta give the people what they want.Copy !req
717. Grab the baby! Let's go!Copy !req
718. Wolfpack, chase!Copy !req
719. Chase, chase, chase.Copy !req
720. Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?Copy !req
721. I was distracting them.Copy !req
722. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
723. Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!Copy !req
724. Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
725. Chase, chase, chase.Copy !req
726. Whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
727. Suck it, wolves!Copy !req
728. Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!Copy !req
729. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
730. What is happening?Copy !req
731. The wolves are forming
a suspension bridge.Copy !req
732. - How is that possible?
- I don't know.Copy !req
733. All right, let's go!Copy !req
734. A bridge!Copy !req
735. We're probably gonna die!Copy !req
736. Chase, chase, chase!Copy !req
737. Let's go!Copy !req
738. - The door!
- Leave it!Copy !req
739. Almost gotcha, almost gotcha,
almost gotcha!Copy !req
740. Oh, my gosh!
We can use that thing as a thing!Copy !req
741. Right! To thing to the thing!Copy !req
742. Let's go!Copy !req
743. - You sound like a monkey.
- You sound like a monkey!Copy !req
744. Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!Copy !req
745. Boat!Copy !req
746. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
747. That is so unpredictable!Copy !req
748. Ha-ha!Copy !req
749. Wolf pack! Form of submarine!Copy !req
750. Submarine!Copy !req
751. I didn't know wolves could
form a submarine!Copy !req
752. I've never seen that before
on nature shows.Copy !req
753. Okay, quick, get to the plane!Copy !req
754. What? I thought it was broken.Copy !req
755. No, I fixed it with some spare parts.Copy !req
756. We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.Copy !req
757. All right, let's go!Copy !req
758. Junior!Copy !req
759. Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.Copy !req
760. Wait!Copy !req
761. Oh, I could push it so easily.Copy !req
762. It would take
such a little amount of force.Copy !req
763. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
764. If you don't give us Tiny Thing,
we're gonna eat you.Copy !req
765. We're gonna eat you anyway!Copy !req
766. You don't say it.Copy !req
767. You make the deal
and then you eat them anyway.Copy !req
768. Gotcha!Copy !req
769. We're not going to eat you!Copy !req
770. Well, now it's too late!Copy !req
771. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
772. - Junior!
- Let's go!Copy !req
773. All right, let's fly!Copy !req
774. It doesn't fly.Copy !req
775. - What?
- It falls!Copy !req
776. Why did I save you?Copy !req
777. Whee!Copy !req
778. Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!Copy !req
779. - Come on! Come on!
- Let's go!Copy !req
780. Tiny Thing, come back!Copy !req
781. Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!Copy !req
782. My baby.Copy !req
783. Hmm.Copy !req
784. What?Copy !req
785. Five more minutes and then we stopCopy !req
786. What?Copy !req
787. - Five more minutes...
- No!Copy !req
788. That's our chimney!Copy !req
789. You're gonna destroy the whole roof?Copy !req
790. Mom, we have to replace
the chimney with a slideCopy !req
791. for when the storks deliver
my baby brother.Copy !req
792. What he said.Copy !req
793. No! Don't be crazy.
You cannot do the chimney.Copy !req
794. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.Copy !req
795. - Dads are fun, moms are mean.
- I heard that!Copy !req
796. - Parent conference.
- Pinching!Copy !req
797. Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.Copy !req
798. We need to tell him.Copy !req
799. Tell him what?Copy !req
800. What, to go watch more TV?Copy !req
801. This is the best time I've had
with Nate in my life.Copy !req
802. I actually feel like a dad again.Copy !req
803. And when no baby brother shows up?Copy !req
804. Well, then we tell him.Copy !req
805. We can get a new chimney,Copy !req
806. but we'll never be able to
replace this time with Nate.Copy !req
807. And if we put those headsets back on,Copy !req
808. how old will Nate be
when we take them off again?Copy !req
809. I'm not a jerky teen yet.Copy !req
810. Fleeting moments, precious memories.Copy !req
811. Moms are fun, too.Copy !req
812. Wow! That's...
That's not a well-made chimney.Copy !req
813. I'm... I'm a small woman
and that just came...Copy !req
814. Yeah, that came right down!Copy !req
815. Okay, so, uh, what's next?Copy !req
816. Okay, it's Saturday night.Copy !req
817. As long as we deliver by tomorrow,
we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.Copy !req
818. Thanks for waiting for me back there.Copy !req
819. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
820. Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to
admit anything at all about anything."Copy !req
821. Is that supposed to be me?Copy !req
822. Oh, sorry, "This is a more
accurate representation."Copy !req
823. Oh, you're so right.
That is what I sound like.Copy !req
824. Let's both talk like this.Copy !req
825. Baby's fussing.Copy !req
826. She's bored. We have to distract her.Copy !req
827. Oh, let's see. Oh!Copy !req
828. You are a baby, you are a babyCopy !req
829. Little hands, little feetCopy !req
830. Look at you, you're so sweet
Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
831. You're so cute I wanna...Copy !req
832. Let's just step aside, all right?Copy !req
833. - And let me do it.
- You want to sing to her?Copy !req
834. Yeah. Is that so surprising?Copy !req
835. I'm a pretty good singer, actually.Copy !req
836. Okay, fine! Sing to her.Copy !req
837. When you need a little somethingCopy !req
838. And there's too much to doCopy !req
839. Just click your little finger
And we'll ship it for youCopy !req
840. Cornerstore, Cornerstore. ComCopy !req
841. Free shipping does not apply
in Alaska and Hawaii.Copy !req
842. Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?Copy !req
843. That's not a song, that's an ad.Copy !req
844. - Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip.
- Okay.Copy !req
845. CornerstoreCopy !req
846. I like how this is going.Copy !req
847. Let your packages rain down on meCopy !req
848. Uh, this looks like a good place
to rest for the night.Copy !req
849. Junior, what are talking about?
Why are you acting...Copy !req
850. I can't hear what you're saying.Copy !req
851. - Junior?
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
852. Junior!Copy !req
853. Hmm...Copy !req
854. Hey! Have you seen
a red-headed lady and a stork?Copy !req
855. A bird and a lady?Copy !req
856. I don't know what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
857. I saw two that fit that
description the other day!Copy !req
858. No, man, I will not be your friend.Copy !req
859. Sorry, thought we were vibing.Copy !req
860. Why you being so creepy?Copy !req
861. You know what? Just get... Here. Here.Copy !req
862. I'm just gonna put this right here.Copy !req
863. Uh...Copy !req
864. What happened back there?Copy !req
865. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
866. Uh, you stabbed the raft?
For literally no reason!Copy !req
867. It was not for no reason.
It was for personal reasons.Copy !req
868. Anyways, there's a port
right there on the coast.Copy !req
869. We'll just leave first thing in the
morning and deliver the package.Copy !req
870. Just call it "the baby."Copy !req
871. Why are you so afraid of babies?Copy !req
872. Because this one single package could ruin
everything I've worked towards my entire life!Copy !req
873. - Why do you wanna be boss again?
- Not this again.Copy !req
874. No, really.
Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?Copy !req
875. I don't know, okay? I mean...Copy !req
876. Why does anyone want to be boss?Copy !req
877. It rules. That's why.Copy !req
878. Yeah, but what would you do?Copy !req
879. - I don't know. What would you do?
- I'm glad you asked!Copy !req
880. Well, for one, I would employ a more
diverse variety of birds and animals.Copy !req
881. Two, I would get rid of
the Cornerstore warehouseCopy !req
882. because that building is a bummer.Copy !req
883. And three, I would start
delivering babies again.Copy !req
884. Okay, you were very prepared
for that question.Copy !req
885. Man, I feel so close to you.Copy !req
886. Like we're girlfriends already.Copy !req
887. All right, I knew as I was saying it
that I should just keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
888. Aw, I want to braid
your feathers immediately!Copy !req
889. Look, uh...Copy !req
890. Yeah?Copy !req
891. While we're being real honest right now,
I'll tell you why I built my plane.Copy !req
892. It's not to deliver packages
for Cornerstore. Com.Copy !req
893. I built my plane to find my parents.Copy !req
894. But I thought you didn't know
where your parents lived.Copy !req
895. When Jasper destroyed my
homing beacon, I lost all the pieces.Copy !req
896. Except one.Copy !req
897. And I thought this, plus some luck
might be enough to find my parents.Copy !req
898. So, you sacrificed your plane
for this baby?Copy !req
899. - Yeah.
- Why?Copy !req
900. Oh, I don't know.
I guess if this baby finds her family,Copy !req
901. I mean, it's worth it.Copy !req
902. Right?Copy !req
903. Fine. You can name her.Copy !req
904. - Really?
- Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
905. Diamond Destiny.Copy !req
906. Okay, I changed my mind.
You can't name her.Copy !req
907. Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny.
Yes, it is!Copy !req
908. I thought it was gonna be,
like, an actual name.Copy !req
909. It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name!Copy !req
910. Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?Copy !req
911. We're gonna find your parents,
and everything is gonna be just perfect.Copy !req
912. You'll find your family.Copy !req
913. You think?Copy !req
914. For sure.Copy !req
915. Good night.Copy !req
916. Good night!Copy !req
917. Huh!Copy !req
918. What is it? I'm up.Copy !req
919. Do you think she's hungry?Copy !req
920. Yeah. I don't know.Copy !req
921. Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.Copy !req
922. Okay.Copy !req
923. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
924. Her eyes could not be more open.Copy !req
925. Okay, grab that end.Copy !req
926. It's like we're a family.Copy !req
927. We are not like a family.Copy !req
928. We're just a guy and a girl
trying to put our baby to sleep.Copy !req
929. Let's just put her to sleep.Copy !req
930. Come on, close, close, close.Copy !req
931. Okay, close. Close, close, close.Copy !req
932. That's good, right? Is that closed enough?Copy !req
933. No! Look, I can still see eyeball.Copy !req
934. Can we manually close them? Here.Copy !req
935. No! Don't do that! What are you doing?Copy !req
936. I'm gonna... Wait!
Okay, give me the eye glue.Copy !req
937. - What?
- You know, for gluing eyes shut.Copy !req
938. No, we don't have any.Copy !req
939. It's gonna stick.Copy !req
940. What if she never goes to sleep?Copy !req
941. All right, you know what? I got her.Copy !req
942. You just go to bed.
You go to bed. It's fine.Copy !req
943. No, I don't wanna go to bed
if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.Copy !req
944. I know. But if I go to bed, then
I'm gonna feel guilty. And I just can't.Copy !req
945. No, that's what I'm saying. Listen to me.Copy !req
946. No, so that's why you go to bed,
and I'll take care of her.Copy !req
947. All right. I'll go to bed.Copy !req
948. I can't believe you went to bed!Copy !req
949. What? You just said it was
okay for me to go bed!Copy !req
950. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
951. Can we just rock her in our arms?Copy !req
952. No. We do not. No loving the baby.Copy !req
953. You said "baby."Copy !req
954. Fine. I don't care. I don't care.Copy !req
955. You love it.Copy !req
956. Goodbye, brah!Copy !req
957. How you like me now? Huh!Copy !req
958. "How you like me now"?Copy !req
959. How you like me now?Copy !req
960. How do you like me now!Copy !req
961. Now there was a timeCopy !req
962. When you loved me soCopy !req
963. I could do no wrongCopy !req
964. And now you need to knowCopy !req
965. Dance break!Copy !req
966. How you like me now? How you like me now?Copy !req
967. And you're sure you saw this?Copy !req
968. Yes, I'm sure I saw this.Copy !req
969. All right. Let's keep this quiet.Copy !req
970. Yes, sir.Copy !req
971. Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.Copy !req
972. Or should I say boss.Copy !req
973. Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
974. Whoa! Steam room in an elevator.
Mind blown!Copy !req
975. Shut up! I'm planning.Copy !req
976. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
977. All right. Now, listen.Copy !req
978. First, we have to stop that delivery.Copy !req
979. But we don't know where they're headed.Copy !req
980. Indeed. We won't go to them.Copy !req
981. We'll make them...Copy !req
982. Come to us.Copy !req
983. Yes!Copy !req
984. Well, I'm off.Copy !req
985. You're in a suit suddenly.Copy !req
986. Let's go.Copy !req
987. My towel blew away.Copy !req
988. Junior.Copy !req
989. Wake up. We gotta go.Copy !req
990. I'm still asleep.Copy !req
991. I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.Copy !req
992. Just let me sleep a little longer.Copy !req
993. Junior. Baby's awake.
Ship's leaving. Let's go!Copy !req
994. You do it. You get the baby.Copy !req
995. Junior, I'm tired, too!Copy !req
996. You made it, you get it.Copy !req
997. Hey!Copy !req
998. Ooh!Copy !req
999. Yes!Copy !req
1000. Diamond Destiny,
you come back here right now.Copy !req
1001. I'm not fooling around.Copy !req
1002. All right, let's go.
We got a boat to catch.Copy !req
1003. We got a boat to catch, oh!Copy !req
1004. Here we go. On it.Copy !req
1005. Home stretch!Copy !req
1006. We have to be absolutely silent.Copy !req
1007. One human sees a stork with
a baby and we'll get reported.Copy !req
1008. All right, last one. Let's pack it up.Copy !req
1009. What was that?Copy !req
1010. Sounds like a baby.Copy !req
1011. That's very suspicious.Copy !req
1012. - Why is she doing that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1013. Diaper?Copy !req
1014. Check.Copy !req
1015. Food?Copy !req
1016. Check.Copy !req
1017. Maybe she needs a nap.Copy !req
1018. Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetopCopy !req
1019. Nope. What is it? What does she want?Copy !req
1020. It's coming from over there!Copy !req
1021. I don't know. She's reaching for you.Copy !req
1022. Maybe she just wants you.Copy !req
1023. No. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1024. Technically, she should be
perfectly happy.Copy !req
1025. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1026. I have no idea.Copy !req
1027. Oh, no!Copy !req
1028. Oh, no.Copy !req
1029. She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow!Copy !req
1030. What do I do with her?Copy !req
1031. Take her, take her. Just take her!Copy !req
1032. - Ah, look at that.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1033. Actually seems to be working pretty well.Copy !req
1034. Ha! She smells so nice!Copy !req
1035. Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.Copy !req
1036. You do.Copy !req
1037. Oh, no! The boat's leaving!Copy !req
1038. No, no, no! Come on!Copy !req
1039. Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!Copy !req
1040. Minivan!Copy !req
1041. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
1042. Give me a break!Copy !req
1043. - Click, click.
- Click.Copy !req
1044. My baby!Copy !req
1045. Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!Copy !req
1046. This is not a safe way
to transport the baby.Copy !req
1047. - We're parents now.
- Just go slower.Copy !req
1048. - You're right, you're right, you're right.
- Slower.Copy !req
1049. Okay, good.Copy !req
1050. Is that good, Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1051. Hmm? Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1052. We lost her again!Copy !req
1053. Quick! We can get to
the boat through here.Copy !req
1054. Ah!Copy !req
1055. Wait. Why are you running so weird?Copy !req
1056. What don't I know?Copy !req
1057. My old nemesis.Copy !req
1058. "Glass."Copy !req
1059. Birds can't see glass!Copy !req
1060. Give us Tiny Thing.Copy !req
1061. Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.Copy !req
1062. You've got the baby.
You can deliver her yourself.Copy !req
1063. What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!Copy !req
1064. We can do this. Together!Copy !req
1065. Where's the Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1066. - All right. Tulip, you got this!
- Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!Copy !req
1067. - Okay, left. Right. Straight.
- Where's the Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1068. Straight! Left! Right!Copy !req
1069. Oh, no! I'm panicking!Copy !req
1070. Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left!Copy !req
1071. Right! Right, I mean.Copy !req
1072. Left! Left! Right! Right!Copy !req
1073. Left! Left! Left! Right!Copy !req
1074. Rolft! I mean, ralft!Copy !req
1075. Right! Left! I'm just shouting words!Copy !req
1076. This is not working!Copy !req
1077. Oh-oh! We did that together!Copy !req
1078. I ran into every piece of glass.Copy !req
1079. Some, more than once.Copy !req
1080. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1081. Ah!Copy !req
1082. What are the chances of that?Copy !req
1083. I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.Copy !req
1084. - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
- Come on!Copy !req
1085. First, we're gonna take Tiny ThingCopy !req
1086. and raise her to be a strong,
independent woman.Copy !req
1087. And then, we're gonna eat you.Copy !req
1088. We made a great team.Copy !req
1089. My baby.Copy !req
1090. That's my baby!Copy !req
1091. It's Jasper!Copy !req
1092. My baby!Copy !req
1093. - No, no, no!
- My baby! My baby! My baby!Copy !req
1094. Let go!Copy !req
1095. Let go of us!Copy !req
1096. Wolf pack, form of...Copy !req
1097. Broken heart!Copy !req
1098. Cry! Cry!Copy !req
1099. Get away from us!Copy !req
1100. - Get away!
- Stay back!Copy !req
1101. - Go home!
- Come on!Copy !req
1102. Don't make me hit you!Copy !req
1103. - Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain!
- I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
1104. When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"Copy !req
1105. Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?Copy !req
1106. Will you please let me explain?Copy !req
1107. Hey! She doesn't wanna hear
your explanation, guy!Copy !req
1108. Back off!Copy !req
1109. I fell in love with you.Copy !req
1110. Okay, fine.Copy !req
1111. Honestly, I am very curious.
Let's hear it.Copy !req
1112. Look, they tell you being
a stork isn't gonna be easy.Copy !req
1113. Always deliver.Copy !req
1114. I failed to do that.Copy !req
1115. Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.Copy !req
1116. I spent my entire lifeCopy !req
1117. searching for the missing pieces
so that I could deliver my baby.Copy !req
1118. And yet, after all these years,
I'm still missing one piece.Copy !req
1119. - But, I have pledged...
- Oh, my gosh! Wait.Copy !req
1120. to be the parent
I took from you, Tulip.Copy !req
1121. And I will lay down my life.Copy !req
1122. I have the missing piece!Copy !req
1123. Excuse me, what?Copy !req
1124. I have the missing piece.Copy !req
1125. My home!Copy !req
1126. I'm going home!Copy !req
1127. I'm gonna finally meet my real family.Copy !req
1128. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1129. This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?Copy !req
1130. No, that's so... That's so great.Copy !req
1131. Yeah, yeah, you should go.Copy !req
1132. Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby.
But, yeah!Copy !req
1133. No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.Copy !req
1134. You should go now.Copy !req
1135. No, no, no.
We have to finish the delivery.Copy !req
1136. I'm sorry to cut you off.Copy !req
1137. You know what's so funny is
just then when you said "real family",Copy !req
1138. it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.Copy !req
1139. But I realized how stupid that is.Copy !req
1140. I mean, I'm a bird
and you're, like, a sloppy humanCopy !req
1141. and that's not our baby.
It's just some baby.Copy !req
1142. Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family",
but we are like a family.Copy !req
1143. Well, it's like we are
except instead we're more like employeesCopy !req
1144. who are delivering a package,
and that's all.Copy !req
1145. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1146. And you should go to where you belong.Copy !req
1147. Now. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1148. No! Junior, we are a team, okay?Copy !req
1149. We're gonna deliver this baby,
then we're gonna meet my parents,Copy !req
1150. - then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain.
- I was supposed to fire you.Copy !req
1151. Okay?Copy !req
1152. You were supposed to fire me?Copy !req
1153. Yeah.Copy !req
1154. Well, "liberate"."Free". Yes, fire.Copy !req
1155. And then I didn't,
and then this all happened.Copy !req
1156. Look, there's nothing waiting for you
back at Stork Mountain.Copy !req
1157. Who cares though?Copy !req
1158. It's time for you to go
and meet your real family!Copy !req
1159. That's exciting, right?Copy !req
1160. Look, I...Copy !req
1161. I just think this is
for the best, you know?Copy !req
1162. It's what you've always wanted.Copy !req
1163. Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.Copy !req
1164. So, yeah, I better go now, I guess.Copy !req
1165. It's gonna be fine.
I'll take good care of her.Copy !req
1166. Okay, okay. Fine.Copy !req
1167. Goodbye, little girl.Copy !req
1168. Have a good trip back home.Copy !req
1169. You take care...Copy !req
1170. And be safe.Copy !req
1171. I'm scared.Copy !req
1172. They're your family.
They're going to love you.Copy !req
1173. I'll be right here.Copy !req
1174. Oh, oh! Give me your camera.Copy !req
1175. I'd love to capture this family moment.Copy !req
1176. Okay, camera rolling and action.Copy !req
1177. Yup. Okay.Copy !req
1178. Ring the doorbell.Copy !req
1179. I don't hear a doorbell ringing.Copy !req
1180. You're right. Let's take our time.Copy !req
1181. I've only waited my whole life for this!Copy !req
1182. Tulip?Copy !req
1183. Hmm?Copy !req
1184. The storks!Copy !req
1185. Oh, boy!Copy !req
1186. - Here we go!
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1187. - Okay. Big smile!
- I'm a little nervous. Okay.Copy !req
1188. Everyone, calm down!Copy !req
1189. This is not to code.Copy !req
1190. - What?
- This all has to come down.Copy !req
1191. Hunter?Copy !req
1192. - You're fired!
- But, but, but...Copy !req
1193. "But, but, but..." You are so idiotic!Copy !req
1194. How were you not suspicious?Copy !req
1195. I thought it was
a gentrifying neighborhood.Copy !req
1196. Didn't expect to see you here, brah!Copy !req
1197. Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.Copy !req
1198. Seize the thing!Copy !req
1199. Wait, no! Not the baby!Copy !req
1200. Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.Copy !req
1201. She's with penguins.Copy !req
1202. They have whole documentaries
about how great they are at babysitting.Copy !req
1203. And she'll be an excellent swimmer.Copy !req
1204. And then when she's old enough,
we'll return her to the human world.Copy !req
1205. That's insane! You need to deliver her!Copy !req
1206. We can't let it get out that the new
boss accidentally made a baby!Copy !req
1207. Our stock would plummet,
everything we've built.Copy !req
1208. My entire company will fall apart!Copy !req
1209. Those parents can never find out.Copy !req
1210. Okay, we're ready to go.Copy !req
1211. Who's the baby now?Copy !req
1212. Good enough.Copy !req
1213. - "Cease and desist"?
- Why?Copy !req
1214. This is not up to code,
and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.Copy !req
1215. We can't tear it down.Copy !req
1216. 'Cause then the storks won't
deliver my baby brother.Copy !req
1217. The policeman's right, Nate.Copy !req
1218. They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.Copy !req
1219. Then why did we do all this stuff?Copy !req
1220. Because we were having
such fun playing with you.Copy !req
1221. Oh, honey. We spent time together.Copy !req
1222. And that's what matters.Copy !req
1223. So is this like
a ticket thing or a warning thing?Copy !req
1224. It feels like a warning, right?Copy !req
1225. Yeah, we are warned.
We are properly warned.Copy !req
1226. Oh, buddy.Copy !req
1227. Come on.Copy !req
1228. What?Copy !req
1229. Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?Copy !req
1230. What happened? Where's the baby?Copy !req
1231. They tied me up and took her.Copy !req
1232. Why would you think this was her house?Copy !req
1233. It's surrounded by
a bunch of scary warehouses!Copy !req
1234. Gentrification!Copy !req
1235. How could they just take her?
She was your responsibility!Copy !req
1236. It wasn't my fault, okay?Copy !req
1237. I'm not blaming you.
I'm just worried about the baby!Copy !req
1238. Well, I'm also worried,
which is why I'm yelling!Copy !req
1239. We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!Copy !req
1240. How can we get back to Cornerstore?Copy !req
1241. You're shopping? What are you doing?Copy !req
1242. Oh, I see.
You did that so we could hide in the boxCopy !req
1243. and get back to Cornerstore real quick.Copy !req
1244. - That's right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1245. Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?Copy !req
1246. What the heck is this?Copy !req
1247. This is Storkcon.Copy !req
1248. Once a year, storks come
together for one thing.Copy !req
1249. Storkcon!Copy !req
1250. The biggest stork convention
on the planet Earth, where birds and...Copy !req
1251. - Uh, Junior?
- What?Copy !req
1252. What are you doing?
We have to save the baby.Copy !req
1253. I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.Copy !req
1254. 'Cause it's so cool.Copy !req
1255. There. Look, look, look!Copy !req
1256. They're headed towards the flight deck.Copy !req
1257. What? It calms me.Copy !req
1258. Presenting the world's first round boxCopy !req
1259. Sphericus!Copy !req
1260. Circles can hold dreams!Copy !req
1261. How are we gonna get through this crowd?Copy !req
1262. Hello.Copy !req
1263. I'm full of dreams!Copy !req
1264. Hey, you guys aren't
supposed to be back here.Copy !req
1265. Pardon me, big guy.Copy !req
1266. I'm full of dreams!Copy !req
1267. Listen to me, Tulip.Copy !req
1268. Even if we get the baby,
we have no way to get out of here.Copy !req
1269. Storkcon is hugeCopy !req
1270. for storks come from
all across the world...Copy !req
1271. Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!Copy !req
1272. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1273. It's just really impressive. Here we go.Copy !req
1274. Put down that baby!Copy !req
1275. Whoo!Copy !req
1276. Growth analytics suggest
increased bandwidthCopy !req
1277. enabling us to silo
creative core components.Copy !req
1278. I got your text.Copy !req
1279. Sorry, but we could only find
one jet pack.Copy !req
1280. All right, give me the pack.
I'm taking her.Copy !req
1281. - What? No, I'm taking her.
- No way.Copy !req
1282. When you had her last, you lost her.Copy !req
1283. - After you left us.
- After you fired me!Copy !req
1284. 'Cause you're bad at everything.Copy !req
1285. - I wish I'd never met you.
- Whoa! Wow,Copy !req
1286. well, you know what?
I wish I'd never met you.Copy !req
1287. The only good thing to come out of all
of this is this baby, and I am taking her.Copy !req
1288. This baby is far too precious
and perfect for you. I'm taking her!Copy !req
1289. - I'm taking her.
- I'm taking her!Copy !req
1290. - I'm taking her!
- I'm taking her!Copy !req
1291. What is that?Copy !req
1292. My pants fell down. Oh, no!Copy !req
1293. - Where are we going?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1294. Oh, okay. Not that way.Copy !req
1295. Not that way either.Copy !req
1296. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1297. This is very overwhelming.Copy !req
1298. Hand over that thing!Copy !req
1299. Come one step closer,Copy !req
1300. and I will drop this.Copy !req
1301. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
1302. Junior, look, hand over the baby,
and we'll let bygones be bygones.Copy !req
1303. More than that.Copy !req
1304. You can still be...Copy !req
1305. Why isn't it working?Copy !req
1306. One baby?Copy !req
1307. How about a million!Copy !req
1308. Wait, no!Copy !req
1309. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
1310. I did not think that through.Copy !req
1311. No!Copy !req
1312. - Turn it off! Turn it off!
- Aw!Copy !req
1313. You stop it this instant!Copy !req
1314. Shut it down! Shut it down!Copy !req
1315. This is my moment!Copy !req
1316. Whoa!Copy !req
1317. Ooh!Copy !req
1318. Oh, no!Copy !req
1319. Uh...Copy !req
1320. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1321. - Let's go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1322. Go, go, go! Grab it!Copy !req
1323. - Over here. I got this one.
- Catch it!Copy !req
1324. Got it! Whoo!Copy !req
1325. Out of my way! Out of my way!Copy !req
1326. Oh, no!Copy !req
1327. One million babies!Copy !req
1328. Oh, hi.Copy !req
1329. - Oh, no!
- No!Copy !req
1330. Come on!Copy !req
1331. Now it's time to do what
I should've done so long ago.Copy !req
1332. Destroy the Baby Factory!Copy !req
1333. No, you can't.Copy !req
1334. - Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!Copy !req
1335. - Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!Copy !req
1336. We could go on like this all day.
I'm just gonna go onCopy !req
1337. and destroy the Baby Factory.Copy !req
1338. Goodbye, baby-making machine.Copy !req
1339. What the heck?Copy !req
1340. Told you babies were smart.Copy !req
1341. Babies are dumb.
Babies are super-duper dumb.Copy !req
1342. - No, no, no.
- No, no. Wait, no.Copy !req
1343. - Diamond, give it back!
- You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1344. Come on!Copy !req
1345. What?Copy !req
1346. No!Copy !req
1347. Whoa!Copy !req
1348. Now get over here and get me out of here.Copy !req
1349. Oh!Copy !req
1350. All right. Don't move.Copy !req
1351. Whoa!Copy !req
1352. What?Copy !req
1353. Oh, no.Copy !req
1354. No!Copy !req
1355. Always deliver!Copy !req
1356. Whoo! You did it!Copy !req
1357. I can hear my bones.Copy !req
1358. Yeah, we should land
because this hurts so much.Copy !req
1359. We did it! We did it! We're a family!Copy !req
1360. Yes! We're a...Copy !req
1361. Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.Copy !req
1362. I just have so much internal bleeding.Copy !req
1363. We're a family!Copy !req
1364. Look at that.Copy !req
1365. Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.Copy !req
1366. I guess it was just dislocated.Copy !req
1367. It must've popped back in when we landed.Copy !req
1368. Oh, yep. What a twist.Copy !req
1369. - Oh, no.
- Uh...Copy !req
1370. So many of them.Copy !req
1371. They're pulling my feathers!Copy !req
1372. What are we going to do?Copy !req
1373. All right, everybody.
Gather around. Gather around.Copy !req
1374. An annoying person
asked me once why I wanna be boss.Copy !req
1375. Well, I never knew why until today.Copy !req
1376. Baby delivery is our true calling.Copy !req
1377. This is not just a bunch of
metal and glassCopy !req
1378. and whatever that giant
magical crystal-looking thing is made of.Copy !req
1379. This is the heart of what storks were
put on this Earth to do.Copy !req
1380. This is our mission.Copy !req
1381. We pride ourselves on customer service.Copy !req
1382. Well, this is a family that never
got the baby they asked for.Copy !req
1383. Make a plan.Copy !req
1384. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
1385. Always deliver.Copy !req
1386. That's great. This is great.
But we don't have any pods.Copy !req
1387. Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?Copy !req
1388. Hey!Copy !req
1389. - What about these?
- Yes!Copy !req
1390. Thank you, Jasper!Copy !req
1391. I agree.Copy !req
1392. Baby delivery is what we're born to do.Copy !req
1393. Should we do anything about him?Copy !req
1394. It's...Copy !req
1395. It's fine.Copy !req
1396. They're here! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1397. I can't believe it! They're here!Copy !req
1398. They're here!Copy !req
1399. Aw...Copy !req
1400. Sign here.Copy !req
1401. And sign here.Copy !req
1402. Initial here.Copy !req
1403. Initial here, here, and...Copy !req
1404. I love you, my little lady.Copy !req
1405. And we always will.Copy !req
1406. Bye.Copy !req
1407. Oh, so you deliver to the front door.Copy !req
1408. So we didn't have to destroy
our entire house.Copy !req
1409. Yeah.Copy !req
1410. Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!Copy !req
1411. I ordered a brother!Copy !req
1412. You wanna feed her her bottle?Copy !req
1413. Ninja skills.Copy !req
1414. You okay?Copy !req
1415. Of course. I'm fine.Copy !req
1416. Oh, this does not feel good.Copy !req
1417. Is every delivery gonna be like this?Copy !req
1418. What can I say? It's a terrible business.Copy !req
1419. I feel so sad all the time.Copy !req
1420. No. I'm actually fine now.Copy !req
1421. Yeah, it looks like you're
handling stuff real well.Copy !req
1422. Yeah. Look good, feel good.Copy !req
1423. Yeah, pretty cool, man.Copy !req
1424. Just enjoying it.Copy !req
1425. You know, I'm here if you
wanna talk about anything.Copy !req
1426. - I'm here to listen.
- Nope.Copy !req
1427. Okay, well, it seems like
you're handling it pretty well.Copy !req
1428. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
1429. - You're shaking.
- You're shaking!Copy !req
1430. Junior, it's okay
to let your feelings out.Copy !req
1431. I'm not feeling.Copy !req
1432. - It's healthy.
- I have no feelings!Copy !req
1433. Come on, let it out.Copy !req
1434. Hey.Copy !req
1435. We're all right behind you.Copy !req
1436. Go on.Copy !req
1437. Who is it, honey?Copy !req
1438. Who is it, Dad?Copy !req
1439. Mom and Dad?Copy !req
1440. All right, guys.Copy !req
1441. We delivered her.Copy !req
1442. Let's go.Copy !req
1443. Junior!Copy !req
1444. Where are you going? Get over here.Copy !req
1445. Yeah!Copy !req
1446. - Come on!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1447. You love it.Copy !req