1. For as long as can be remembered,
storks delivered babiesCopy !req
2. from their perch on Stork Mountain.Copy !req
3. It was an honor and a privilege to serve.Copy !req
4. It was our duty, our core belief,Copy !req
5. the driving force of our very lifeblood.Copy !req
6. Aw... Ow!Copy !req
7. It wasn't always easy.Copy !req
8. Oh...Copy !req
9. This was our challenge.Copy !req
10. This was our sacred duty.Copy !req
11. No matter how tough or impossibleCopy !req
12. or brutal or harsh or inhumane or savage,Copy !req
13. we would triumph over adversity.Copy !req
14. Phew!Copy !req
15. Gotcha!Copy !req
16. Oh!Copy !req
17. Hey.Copy !req
18. - On your right.
- Left.Copy !req
19. Bike lane.Copy !req
20. Thank goodness
we don't do that anymore.Copy !req
21. There! Right there!Copy !req
22. The problem was,Copy !req
23. we had the wrong cargo.Copy !req
24. Our new phones!Copy !req
25. Luckily, now, storks deliver
packages for Cornerstore. Com!Copy !req
26. - My dude!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
27. Yo, Kevron! Lookin' good, my man!Copy !req
28. Oh, I love this guy!Copy !req
29. Perfect landing. Chiggy-check.Copy !req
30. You're the man!Copy !req
31. What? Millionth package? Not possible.Copy !req
32. I thought I was only at 20.Copy !req
33. Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate?Copy !req
34. You know what? You're right.
I should celebrate.Copy !req
35. What are you guys doing this weekend?Copy !req
36. Are you guys free?Copy !req
37. The wife and I
are celebrating another anniversary.Copy !req
38. Got my kid's game this weekend.Copy !req
39. Family reunion. The whole family's coming.Copy !req
40. Oh. Just wanted to confirm.Copy !req
41. That you were all busy.Copy !req
42. I assumed you were all busy and you are.Copy !req
43. So, if anything changes, let me know.Copy !req
44. I maybe could get out of work.Copy !req
45. Probably can't,
but let me know if you can.Copy !req
46. Great job out there, brah!Copy !req
47. Thanks, Pigeon Toady.Copy !req
48. Check out my girlfriend.Copy !req
49. - She's in Canada.
- Yeah-huh.Copy !req
50. She migrated.Copy !req
51. - She's not made up.
- Okay.Copy !req
52. Look at her! Look at her!Copy !req
53. - She exists, brah!
- That's great.Copy !req
54. Hey, did you guys hear about Roger?Copy !req
55. Ah!Copy !req
56. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?Copy !req
57. What? Hey, brah. I say... What? Okay.Copy !req
58. I tell you about my girlfriend?Copy !req
59. Hey, boss wants to see you.Copy !req
60. Uh...Copy !req
61. Hunter wants to see me?Copy !req
62. All right. Head in the game, Junior.Copy !req
63. So, you're Hunter.
What do you do around here?Copy !req
64. No, I hate that.Copy !req
65. Hunter. Nice. To. Meet. You.Copy !req
66. No, that's too robot.Copy !req
67. Just say it normal. Just say it normal.
Here we go.Copy !req
68. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
69. What is wrong with me?Copy !req
70. Junior.Copy !req
71. Hunter.Copy !req
72. You know why
I built my office entirely out of glassCopy !req
73. even though birds can't see glass?Copy !req
74. I do not.Copy !req
75. Power move.Copy !req
76. Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks
by getting out of babiesCopy !req
77. and into package delivery.Copy !req
78. Now, this Monday at Storkcon,Copy !req
79. the board will announce
they're kicking me upstairs.Copy !req
80. I'm going to be named Chairman.Copy !req
81. Which means you are going to be namedCopy !req
82. boss.Copy !req
83. Boss!Copy !req
84. Cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very cool.Copy !req
85. Now, look upon your domain
with your eyes wide open.Copy !req
86. - Yeah.
- Wider.Copy !req
87. I love it. Feels good.Copy !req
88. How can you be boss
if you can't look at it?Copy !req
89. If I go blind, it was worth it.Copy !req
90. You know the hardest thing
about bein' boss?Copy !req
91. Staring at the sun?Copy !req
92. No, this is easy.Copy !req
93. Whether to be like a friend boss
or a distant, weird boss?Copy !req
94. Always be distant and weird.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
95. Sorry.Copy !req
96. No, it's dealing with that.Copy !req
97. The orphan Tulip?Copy !req
98. I don't understand.Copy !req
99. Do you know why
we stopped delivering babies?Copy !req
100. Because there are so many
other ways of getting babies?Copy !req
101. Yes. But that's not the whole story.Copy !req
102. Eighteen years ago,
when we still delivered human infants,Copy !req
103. a stork named Jasper
went crazy and tried to keep a baby.Copy !req
104. Tulip's beacon broke.Copy !req
105. Her address was destroyed,
so we could no longer deliver her.Copy !req
106. My baby!Copy !req
107. It was then I realized that
there was no future in baby delivery.Copy !req
108. Now, the orphan Tulip has just turned 18,
which means we can finally liberate herCopy !req
109. and return her to the human world.Copy !req
110. But she's no trouble.Copy !req
111. Oh, she isn't, is she?Copy !req
112. Here's our profit chart.Copy !req
113. - I love a good profit chart.
- Me, too.Copy !req
114. Yeah!Copy !req
115. The peaks are when Tulip is on vacation,
asleep or out with the flu.Copy !req
116. The valleys are when she tries to help.Copy !req
117. Cool. I will liberate her.
Consider her liberated.Copy !req
118. And if she doesn't want to be liberated?Copy !req
119. Fire her. I'm talking about firing her.Copy !req
120. Really?Copy !req
121. The only thing you need to do
to be named boss on MondayCopy !req
122. is liberate the orphan Tulip.Copy !req
123. If I'm not being clear, I mean fire her!Copy !req
124. Yes, sir. I am on it.Copy !req
125. I have read between the lines
and heard you overtly.Copy !req
126. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
127. Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?Copy !req
128. Junior?Copy !req
129. You're talkin' to me?Copy !req
130. Yes, Orphan Tulip!Copy !req
131. No, it's just that you never talk to me.Copy !req
132. Well, yeah, that's changing
starting today, Orphan Tulip.Copy !req
133. Oh, "Tulip" is just fine.
"Orphan" hurts my heart.Copy !req
134. I have so many questions to ask you!Copy !req
135. Why don't you come down
and we can talk all day?Copy !req
136. Okay. I will be down.Copy !req
137. As will my friends.Copy !req
138. We are going to fly right down.Copy !req
139. What? No, no.Copy !req
140. That's a quail, an emu, there's a chicken.Copy !req
141. They cannot fly.Copy !req
142. Yeah. Until now.Copy !req
143. She's helping us achieve our dreams.Copy !req
144. - That's right, Dougland.
- You know it.Copy !req
145. It is still a personal victory
if you use the bucket.Copy !req
146. Okay, we'll all not use the bucket!Copy !req
147. Wait, what?Copy !req
148. Ha-ha! Tulip doesn't fit in.Copy !req
149. We're all the same and she's a weirdo.Copy !req
150. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not nice. She's...Copy !req
151. She's had a hard life.Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. This is gonna be great, guys!Copy !req
154. Countdown.Copy !req
155. Three, two, one!Copy !req
156. Oh.Copy !req
157. It's working! We're flying!Copy !req
158. Ho-ho! Whoa!Copy !req
159. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
160. Yeah!Copy !req
161. Enough of this, I wanna go fast!Copy !req
162. No! Dougland, wait!Copy !req
163. No, no, no!Copy !req
164. This is the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
165. I'm flying!Copy !req
166. This is my moment!Copy !req
167. - Dougland! No!
- Get out of my way!Copy !req
168. Bad Dougland! No!Copy !req
169. How could my dreams go so horribly wrong?Copy !req
170. I got ya!Copy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. I'm fallin'.Copy !req
173. Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
174. - Uh...
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
175. Oh. Oh, that's not so bad.Copy !req
176. I got it. I got it. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
177. I got it!Copy !req
178. I'm sorry! Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Oh!Copy !req
179. I don't fit in anywhere
and all I want to do is help!Copy !req
180. Oh, boy.Copy !req
181. Uh, Tulip, okay. I have news for you.Copy !req
182. Before you finish,Copy !req
183. for you to come to wish me
a happy birthday,Copy !req
184. that's just the nicest, you know?
It's like a little rainbow.Copy !req
185. So, thank you.Copy !req
186. That's really nice.Copy !req
187. But, oh, I'm sorry.
I interrupted you.Copy !req
188. - What were you gonna tell me?
- Uh...Copy !req
189. Oh, boy.Copy !req
190. I have wonderful news for you.Copy !req
191. You have been liberated.Copy !req
192. What does that mean?Copy !req
193. Well, it means that you are
fired.Copy !req
194. - What?
- You're...Copy !req
195. Are you okay?Copy !req
196. Excuse me. You're...Copy !req
197. You're fantastic!Copy !req
198. Really?Copy !req
199. Because I just blew up
most of the factory.Copy !req
200. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
201. What a twist! Um...Copy !req
202. Well, it means...Copy !req
203. Oh.Copy !req
204. I'm putting you in charge
of your very own department.Copy !req
205. You are the new head of Letter Sorting.Copy !req
206. I didn't even know we still got letters.Copy !req
207. We do!Copy !req
208. - And now, you're in charge of them.
- Oh, yes! I will rock this!Copy !req
209. You will rock this!Copy !req
210. - Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!
- Gonna rock it hard!Copy !req
211. And what's the number-one rule?Copy !req
212. Always deliver!Copy !req
213. - Wrong. Never leave this room.
- Oh.Copy !req
214. I always thought it was
something more like "Strength"!Copy !req
215. - "Determination"!
- Nope. That's way off.Copy !req
216. Number-one rule, never leave this room.Copy !req
217. Okay, well, if that...Copy !req
218. Bored, bored, bored.Copy !req
219. So, how was your commute?Copy !req
220. Oh, I took the bucket.Copy !req
221. Me, too. Real backed up.Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
223. You hear about Steve and Gloria?Copy !req
224. What?Copy !req
225. I hear they're an item.Copy !req
226. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
228. Are you guys talking about us?Copy !req
229. You guys better not be talking about us.Copy !req
230. I told you that in confidence.Copy !req
231. You don't make her upset. She's my life!Copy !req
232. Oh, no, I said it out loud.Copy !req
233. You're not supposed to say anything!Copy !req
234. Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!Copy !req
235. - No!
- Meow!Copy !req
236. Are you gossiping?
No gossip allowed! Go to HR!Copy !req
237. I've called you both in because
I hear you've been having problems.Copy !req
238. - And it's important we have...
- She's the one who started it!Copy !req
239. - How dare you!
- How dare you!Copy !req
240. - How dare both of you! You're fired!
- You can't fire me!Copy !req
241. - I just did!
- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!Copy !req
242. - Guys! Group hug!
- Group hug!Copy !req
243. Aw.Copy !req
244. I'm hugging myself. Okay.Copy !req
245. Somebody write me a letter!Copy !req
246. Come in, Ninja Commander.Copy !req
247. This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.Copy !req
248. Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?Copy !req
249. I'm about to launch the assault.Copy !req
250. We can absolutely do that.Copy !req
251. That's not gonna be a problem.Copy !req
252. Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!Copy !req
253. You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
but you weren't counting on one thing,Copy !req
254. I'm not alone.Copy !req
255. Ninja force, attack!Copy !req
256. Ninja force?Copy !req
257. Oh, ow! No! Oh!Copy !req
258. This is the end.Copy !req
259. Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.Copy !req
260. Gardner Real Estate. Henry...Copy !req
261. - And Sarah...
- Gardner!Copy !req
262. A house is not a home
without a Gardner!Copy !req
263. Ninja Commander, where were you?Copy !req
264. - Uh, can you hold one second?
- Can you just...Copy !req
265. You promised me that we were taking down
Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.Copy !req
266. You didn't show up,Copy !req
267. and now he controls
most of Western Europe.Copy !req
268. Ethnic tension is on the rise.Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. - We're totally done after this call, okay?
- Really?Copy !req
271. - Five more minutes.
- And then we'll stop.Copy !req
272. We promise.Copy !req
273. We never stop.
That's the Gardner promise.Copy !req
274. Not even for five minutes.Copy !req
275. Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.Copy !req
276. And you know what it says?Copy !req
277. "We never stop."Copy !req
278. We never stop. We never stop.Copy !req
279. There's a stop sign.
We're stopping.Copy !req
280. We do stop for that.Copy !req
281. I love you, brother.Copy !req
282. It's like we're best friends
that live together!Copy !req
283. And we yield.Copy !req
284. And the yield
you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...Copy !req
285. And that's what we were saying,
like you've gotta be up...Copy !req
286. Mom, Dad,
I've decided I want a baby brother.Copy !req
287. - Oh, honey, can you...
- Can you hold one second?Copy !req
288. - Oh...
- Um...Copy !req
289. I think we're fine as a family of three.Copy !req
290. Why can't I have one?Copy !req
291. Let's make this easy.
Where do you get one?Copy !req
292. Why are you laughing and not answering me?Copy !req
293. Where did you get me?Copy !req
294. What is the joke?Copy !req
295. Is there a different subject?Copy !req
296. Okay, so there's a super weird
vibe in this car right now.Copy !req
297. Oh, honey, this is very sweet.Copy !req
298. But we have you.Copy !req
299. And that's all we need.Copy !req
300. That's right.Copy !req
301. No, no, no, don't feel bad.Copy !req
302. You can call us anytime.Copy !req
303. Call us morning, noon or night.Copy !req
304. Weekends, holidays.Copy !req
305. No, we will pick up the phone
on Christmas.Copy !req
306. Oh, well, I don't... Will we?Copy !req
307. Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.Copy !req
308. "Dear Stork Delivery Service,Copy !req
309. "our adult names are Henry and Sarah.Copy !req
310. "We are adult parents
of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.Copy !req
311. "He really deserves a baby brother.Copy !req
312. "As adults, it is our adult beliefCopy !req
313. "that it would be irresponsible
if this baby did not have ninja skills.Copy !req
314. "Sincerely, adult parents
Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.Copy !req
315. "Not Nate.Copy !req
316. "P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"Copy !req
317. Hi-ya!Copy !req
318. Nailed it.Copy !req
319. Happy birthday, dear Tulip!
Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
320. Whoo!
Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
321. Don't you think Junior put
you down here to get you out of the way?Copy !req
322. Cheryl, that's not fair.
Why would you say that?Copy !req
323. What? I can't help it.
I'm your outspoken friend.Copy !req
324. I've never done this before,Copy !req
325. but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
326. Aha! A letter!Copy !req
327. "The H.I. Department."Copy !req
328. Don't know that one.Copy !req
329. He said the number-one rule is
"Don't leave."Copy !req
330. But if I don't deliver the letter,
I won't be doing my job.Copy !req
331. I'll cover for you!Copy !req
332. Okay, thanks!Copy !req
333. I have excellent news.Copy !req
334. I have taken care of the Tulip problem.Copy !req
335. Wonderful.Copy !req
336. Monday, it'll all be yours.Copy !req
337. Barring any monumental screw-up.Copy !req
338. Do you know what we'll do
when you're boss?Copy !req
339. No. Tell me!Copy !req
340. We'll barbecue together.Copy !req
341. We'll point at things together.Copy !req
342. We'll team-build together.Copy !req
343. We'll wear suits together.Copy !req
344. You'll never be alone
because Cornerstore is your family.Copy !req
345. - What?
- And I'll be like your dad.Copy !req
346. And you're like my son.Copy !req
347. My son-ployee.Copy !req
348. And like any family...Copy !req
349. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
350. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
351. How do you turn this thing off?Copy !req
352. And racquetball and fishing...Copy !req
353. Why are there so many screens?Copy !req
354. Turn off, turn off, turn off!Copy !req
355. You're about to
get everything you ever wanted.Copy !req
356. Great convo, Hunter!Copy !req
357. I'm so stupid!Copy !req
358. I should have just fired her!
Why didn't I just fire her?Copy !req
359. Tulip!Copy !req
360. Hey!Copy !req
361. Hey, what are you doing out of the room?Copy !req
362. I told you not to leave the room!Copy !req
363. Nah, it's cool. I'm covering for myself.Copy !req
364. What?Copy !req
365. Okay, we need to get outta here.Copy !req
366. Come on. We have to go now.Copy !req
367. Junior, you asked me to do a thing,
and I will not fail you!Copy !req
368. Always deliver!Copy !req
369. Wait! No!Copy !req
370. This is the Baby Factory!Copy !req
371. This is the Baby Factory?Copy !req
372. No, no, no!Copy !req
373. See ya!Copy !req
374. Why did you do that?Copy !req
375. Touchdown Tulip!Copy !req
376. Stop celebrating!Copy !req
377. I think it was supposed to go over there.Copy !req
378. Oh...Copy !req
379. You're right. That was wrong.Copy !req
380. Oh, come on!Copy !req
381. Why didn't we destroy
this place years ago?Copy !req
382. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
383. I can't believe what I'm seeing!Copy !req
384. Do you see all this?Copy !req
385. Junior! This is amazing!Copy !req
386. Why put the button there? Uh...Copy !req
387. Come on!Copy !req
388. Hi-ya!Copy !req
389. Is it off?Copy !req
390. Uh, I believe so.Copy !req
391. Are you okay?Copy !req
392. Your wing looks a little mangled.Copy !req
393. My wing is fine. It's A-O-great.Copy !req
394. Yeah, that seems bad.Copy !req
395. Let's go.Copy !req
396. This place is dangerous.Copy !req
397. Huh. What is that?Copy !req
398. Cool beans.Copy !req
399. - What?
- What?Copy !req
400. - What's happening?
- Mom, Dad.Copy !req
401. The storks are bringing me a baby brother!Copy !req
402. That sounds like
a nice dream, buddy.Copy !req
403. Let's go back to sleep, honey.Copy !req
404. This is the best day of my life!Copy !req
405. This is the worst day of my life!Copy !req
406. Hunter's gonna kill me!Copy !req
407. - Why don't we just tell someone?
- Are you insane?Copy !req
408. If anyone finds out about this,
I am dead meat.Copy !req
409. My hopes of becoming boss destroyed.Copy !req
410. No, no, no.Copy !req
411. Come on!Copy !req
412. What up?Copy !req
413. - Hey, Pigeon Toady.
- Hey, there.Copy !req
414. Hey, cool metal thing, brah.Copy !req
415. New kind of package? What's in it?Copy !req
416. - Candy canes.
- Some gas. Uh...Copy !req
417. Cool, brah. You catch the game last night?Copy !req
418. - Oh, yeah. Real great game.
- Excellent playing.Copy !req
419. Yeah, too bad about the last quarter.Copy !req
420. - Yeah, that was too bad.
- Real bummer.Copy !req
421. And yet then with a little
time left, we pulled it out...Copy !req
422. - Totally!
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. Only to lose it again
in the last second.Copy !req
424. - Such a disappointment.
- It was a comedown.Copy !req
425. - Only to get it back.
- Best day of my life!Copy !req
426. - Only to lose it!
- Worst day of my life!Copy !req
427. Only to get it back.Copy !req
428. A roller-coaster of a game!Copy !req
429. Only to lose it again.Copy !req
430. What a game! Here we go, see you later.Copy !req
431. Bye!Copy !req
432. Cool. No big deal.Copy !req
433. Wait... Wait a second.Copy !req
434. There was no game last night.Copy !req
435. What the...Copy !req
436. Come on. Let's get to my workshop.Copy !req
437. We'll be safe there.Copy !req
438. All right, okay, all right, all right.Copy !req
439. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
440. We just need to keep a low-pro here. Okay?Copy !req
441. If one person sees a stork with a baby,Copy !req
442. my chances of being named boss
are ruined. So...Copy !req
443. What are you doing?Copy !req
444. - I wanna see the baby!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
445. We do not open that thing.Copy !req
446. Just a brief exposure
to baby cuteness can ruin your life.Copy !req
447. Remember Jasper?Copy !req
448. Hmm. I'm trying to put my finger on it.
I can't think of who...Copy !req
449. You're being sarcastic because
he changed the course of your life.Copy !req
450. - That's right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
451. Huh. How about this?Copy !req
452. Huh. All right, Storkcon is on Monday.
Today is Friday.Copy !req
453. If I can just deliver this thing by then,
I can still be named boss.Copy !req
454. Gardner family, here I come!Copy !req
455. But your wing's broken. You can't...Copy !req
456. Make a plan! Stick to the plan!Copy !req
457. Always deliver!Copy !req
458. I'll never fly again!Copy !req
459. What's that?Copy !req
460. Hmm? What's what?Copy !req
461. That. Right there.Copy !req
462. Uh... Oh, that? No.Copy !req
463. That's nothing.Copy !req
464. Looks like an airplane.Copy !req
465. Well, it kind of is an airplane, I guess.Copy !req
466. Great! I'll use it.Copy !req
467. Oh, well, it kind of took me
a long time to make,Copy !req
468. like years and years...Copy !req
469. Great. All leading to this moment.Copy !req
470. I'm saving it for something else.Copy !req
471. - For what?
- Hmm?Copy !req
472. What were you gonna use it for?Copy !req
473. Uh, it's my dream to deliver packages
for Cornerstore.com.Copy !req
474. Oh, well, hey there, kid.Copy !req
475. Now's your chance.Copy !req
476. - Uh, I don't know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
477. I don't even know if it flies.Copy !req
478. Eh, uh...Copy !req
479. You know what?Copy !req
480. Yeah, you can use it.
Let's deliver this baby.Copy !req
481. Are you sure though?Copy !req
482. - Uh...
- All right, let's do it!Copy !req
483. Okay, great.
Let me show you how to fly this.Copy !req
484. Um, hello? I'm a bird.Copy !req
485. I'm pretty sure I know how to...Copy !req
486. I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!Copy !req
487. Of course, the autopilot button.
That makes perfect sense.Copy !req
488. I knew that. I was testing you.Copy !req
489. Oh, you were testing me
on a thing that I made.Copy !req
490. - That's correct.
- Is your seat wet?Copy !req
491. Yep. That's my urine.Copy !req
492. I peed in the seat when we were falling.Copy !req
493. Whoo. What else do you want to talk about?Copy !req
494. My baby.Copy !req
495. Now, I really think you're
gonna love this one, Becky.Copy !req
496. I think we found you a good one.Copy !req
497. Yeah, when we saw this,Copy !req
498. we looked at each other
and we were like, "Wow."Copy !req
499. "This is theirs." Yeah.Copy !req
500. - And it's a fixer-upper...
- Yeah. It is.Copy !req
501. Which I know we weren't looking for.Copy !req
502. But at least it's not a fixer-downer.Copy !req
503. Oh, honey, can you just...Copy !req
504. - Can you hold one second?
- Yeah, can you?Copy !req
505. - You're up. You're up.
- What? No, it's not my turn.Copy !req
506. - You're up, now. You're up.
- It can't be.Copy !req
507. So you want a panic room, okay.Copy !req
508. Uh...Copy !req
509. Nate?Copy !req
510. What?Copy !req
511. Nate?Copy !req
512. Hey there, buddy.Copy !req
513. Whatcha doin' here?Copy !req
514. I'm preparing.Copy !req
515. Right, you're preparing.Copy !req
516. For what?Copy !req
517. To get my baby brother from the storks.Copy !req
518. Right.Copy !req
519. Hey, I love your school encourages
imagination over actual learning,Copy !req
520. - but the storks don't deliver anymore.
- I know.Copy !req
521. They haven't done that in, like, forever.Copy !req
522. Dad, you don't have to help me at all.Copy !req
523. This is a guilt-free pass for you
to go back inside and work.Copy !req
524. Just go.Copy !req
525. - Go. Shoo, shoo, Dad. Go.
- What?Copy !req
526. Okay, all right. Fine.Copy !req
527. You blink and I'll be in college.Copy !req
528. What was that?Copy !req
529. Hmm? No, I'm just walking, working.Copy !req
530. - I didn't say anything. You should just...
- Okay.Copy !req
531. Remember when I was a baby?
It felt like one minute ago?Copy !req
532. - What?
- What? Hmm?Copy !req
533. Fine.Copy !req
534. Dad, you'll be my idol
for, like, two more years.Copy !req
535. Okay, I heard that one.Copy !req
536. Okay. All right, look.Copy !req
537. Five minutes. That's all the time I have
is five minutes, and then we stop.Copy !req
538. Yeah, five minutes.Copy !req
539. Five minutes, and then...Copy !req
540. We stop.Copy !req
541. Five minutes and then we stop.Copy !req
542. What?Copy !req
543. Powder?Copy !req
544. Baby powder.Copy !req
545. Homing pigeon powers activate!Copy !req
546. Ah!Copy !req
547. Baby, what are we
gonna call you, baby?Copy !req
548. This is crazy.
We are delivering a baby!Copy !req
549. No, we are delivering a package.Copy !req
550. Maybe we should name it
instead of calling it "the package."Copy !req
551. We do not name the package, okay?Copy !req
552. It's very simple.Copy !req
553. We make a plan. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
554. Always deliver.Copy !req
555. And then we get back to Storkcon
so the board can name me boss.Copy !req
556. Oh, it's so exciting.Copy !req
557. What can we expect from boss Junior?Copy !req
558. Oh, you know that's top secret.Copy !req
559. - You can tell me. Come on.
- It's gonna be big!Copy !req
560. Like what? Like, what, how big?
Like, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
561. I prefer not to talk about it right now.Copy !req
562. - Do you not know?
- What?Copy !req
563. - Oh, my gosh. You don't know.
- I know.Copy !req
564. If you don't know,
then why do you wanna be boss?Copy !req
565. - I know.
- You don't.Copy !req
566. Oh, man,
you laugh when you're uncomfortable.Copy !req
567. No.Copy !req
568. - Am I pushing your buttons?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
569. - Yes, I am.
- Nah. No.Copy !req
570. - Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- No, those aren't even where my buttonsCopy !req
571. would be if I had buttons.Copy !req
572. - Beep, beep, boop, boop...
- So, nice try.Copy !req
573. I am programming you to tell me
why you want to be boss.Copy !req
574. I love robots, so this is fun.Copy !req
575. We're having a good time together.Copy !req
576. Why do you wanna be boss?
Why do you wanna be boss?Copy !req
577. Back off!Copy !req
578. Oh, God! No!Copy !req
579. No, no, no!Copy !req
580. Wow! Well, that was funny.Copy !req
581. You almost died.Copy !req
582. I guess the lesson we learned today is
don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?Copy !req
583. Okay, good talk.Copy !req
584. Good talk.Copy !req
585. That didn't sound happy.Copy !req
586. Yeah, well, the package
will be delivered soon enough.Copy !req
587. Uh...Copy !req
588. I really think that
we should check that out, you know.Copy !req
589. Ah, just relax.Copy !req
590. Okay. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
591. Ah, you see, the package has
cried itself gently to sleep.Copy !req
592. I can't take it!Copy !req
593. Can't help body movements! Must open pod!Copy !req
594. Wait! No!Copy !req
595. The pod! Gotta open the pod!Copy !req
596. Oh, no! No, no, no!
Come back! Come back!Copy !req
597. - Be there in a jiff!
- Pull yourself together!Copy !req
598. - Fly this plane!
- Gotta open the pod!Copy !req
599. We're gonna die!Copy !req
600. Well, at least the baby's quiet.Copy !req
601. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
602. A baby cries and you crash a plane?Copy !req
603. Hey, hey, hey! I was busy with the pod!Copy !req
604. Why didn't you turn on the autopilot?Copy !req
605. I was panicking! Listen to me, Tulip.Copy !req
606. - You crashed a plane, did you hear me?
- The baby is quiet.Copy !req
607. - You crashed a plane!
- The baby is quiet!Copy !req
608. - The baby is quiet?
- The baby is quiet!Copy !req
609. - Why didn't you say anything?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
610. Why is it quiet?Copy !req
611. Open the pod! Open the pod!
Open the pod! Open the pod!Copy !req
612. How do you open this thing?
How do you open it? Come on!Copy !req
613. Aw.Copy !req
614. Oh, my gosh.
You know what I just realized?Copy !req
615. This baby and I have the same birthday.Copy !req
616. Oh, yeah. I don't care.Copy !req
617. You crashed the plane.
I don't need you anymore.Copy !req
618. I'm going to deliver
the package myself. Goodbye.Copy !req
619. What? You're breaking up the team?Copy !req
620. "Team"? What is wrong with you?Copy !req
621. You and I are not a team. We are nothing.Copy !req
622. There is no "we."Copy !req
623. This is all your fault. This.Copy !req
624. This. This!Copy !req
625. All of this.Copy !req
626. A good day to you, Orphan Tulip.Copy !req
627. A good day.Copy !req
628. Well, just so you know, I'll be fine.Copy !req
629. I'm the most popular person
in the entire Letter Sorting department.Copy !req
630. - I can't hear you!
- I said that...Copy !req
631. Yeah, it just sounds
like "Blah, blah, blah,"Copy !req
632. but mixed with crying.Copy !req
633. But that's not what I'm...
Junior, come here.Copy !req
634. I can't hear what you're saying,
but I assume it's lame.Copy !req
635. I said I'm the most popular person...Copy !req
636. Lame!Copy !req
637. Tulip's dumb.Copy !req
638. There's a reason she doesn't fit in.Copy !req
639. If you're smart enough to build a plane,
then who wrecks one?Copy !req
640. I'm gonna deliver this package
and be back at Stork Mountain in no time.Copy !req
641. Oh, great. Now I'm surrounded by wolves!Copy !req
642. What are you gonna do,
knock me unconscious?Copy !req
643. Perfect!Copy !req
644. Oh, seriously?Copy !req
645. I'm not talking to you. I'm mad at you!Copy !req
646. Oh, no. Really? What am I gonna do?Copy !req
647. We are done! This conversation is over.Copy !req
648. Last word, me!Copy !req
649. - Last word.
- Me.Copy !req
650. - Last word. Last word.
- Me. Me. Me.Copy !req
651. Listen, I'm the alpha.Copy !req
652. I'm gonna eat this thing first.Copy !req
653. I'm gonna be the new alpha.Copy !req
654. No. There is no...
There's no need for a new alpha.Copy !req
655. I'm the alpha!Copy !req
656. - You...
- You're not even a beta.Copy !req
657. I'm the alpha!Copy !req
658. No, you're not the alpha!Copy !req
659. Aw!Copy !req
660. What just happened?Copy !req
661. - What was that?
- What did that thing just do?Copy !req
662. - I'm sorry. Where were we?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
663. I'm gonna devour this thing.Copy !req
664. I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.Copy !req
665. You didn't bite her arm clean off.Copy !req
666. This tastes like flowers.Copy !req
667. Okay, stand aside.Copy !req
668. Look at you. Look what you did.Copy !req
669. I did the same thing you did.Copy !req
670. - Are you in love?
- I am in love.Copy !req
671. - Are you in love?
- I'm in love, too.Copy !req
672. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.Copy !req
673. Hey, guys!Copy !req
674. This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.Copy !req
675. - What did he say?
- What? What's happening?Copy !req
676. - Louder. We're in the back!
- We're keeping it!Copy !req
677. - Back of the pack, we're keeping it!
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
678. Aw, look at that.Copy !req
679. The delivery is now complete.Copy !req
680. Now, I just need to find
a way out of here.Copy !req
681. Wait, you're not gonna deliver
her to her actual parents?Copy !req
682. Baby doesn't know the difference
because babies are dumb.Copy !req
683. Oh, babies are not dumb.Copy !req
684. They are super dumb.Copy !req
685. Babies have a higher level of intelligence
than we will ever understand.Copy !req
686. You sound like a baby
that learned how to talk.Copy !req
687. I am a baby that learned how to talk!Copy !req
688. Hey, I want to teach it
to walk around in circlesCopy !req
689. - before it lays down.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
690. That's my favorite thing to teach.Copy !req
691. Don't get too close,
you're gonna scare it!Copy !req
692. I'm not... Ow!Copy !req
693. Aw!Copy !req
694. - Huh. The baby, it's laughing!
- Yeah. Good for it.Copy !req
695. No.Copy !req
696. Okay, I apologize for what
I'm about to do.Copy !req
697. - Ow!
- Sorry.Copy !req
698. Aw!Copy !req
699. - Stop it!
- Sorry.Copy !req
700. Sorry.Copy !req
701. - That's my face!
- Sorry!Copy !req
702. - Why did you stop?
- Come on!Copy !req
703. Okay, I get the plan.
I can fake it. I can fake it!Copy !req
704. Okay, okay. Fake it!Copy !req
705. Ow!Copy !req
706. Wait!
Hold on a second, okay? Wait.Copy !req
707. All right, I have an idea.Copy !req
708. Imagine how much harder
she could hit me if you cut us down.Copy !req
709. Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.Copy !req
710. I mean, you don't have to
go that hard, but...Copy !req
711. - Oh, I think I do.
- Well...Copy !req
712. Oh, I'm still mad at you.Copy !req
713. Cut 'em down!Copy !req
714. Grab a stick or something!Copy !req
715. Wait, what?Copy !req
716. Aw!Copy !req
717. Do you want more?Copy !req
718. Yeah!Copy !req
719. Will this tiny twig be enough?Copy !req
720. - Yes!
- No! No!Copy !req
721. Bigger!Copy !req
722. Get the biggest twig you can find!Copy !req
723. Sorry, Junior.
Gotta give the people what they want.Copy !req
724. Grab the baby! Let's go!Copy !req
725. Wolf pack, chase!Copy !req
726. Chase, chase, chase.Copy !req
727. Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?Copy !req
728. I was distracting them.Copy !req
729. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
730. Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!Copy !req
731. Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
732. Chase, chase, chase.Copy !req
733. Whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
734. Suck it, wolves!Copy !req
735. Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!Copy !req
736. Hut, hut, hut.Copy !req
737. What is happening?Copy !req
738. The wolves are forming
a suspension bridge.Copy !req
739. - How is that possible?
- I don't know.Copy !req
740. All right, let's go!Copy !req
741. A bridge!Copy !req
742. We're probably gonna die!Copy !req
743. Chase, chase, chase!Copy !req
744. Let's go!Copy !req
745. - The door!
- Leave it!Copy !req
746. Almost gotcha,
almost gotcha, almost gotcha!Copy !req
747. Oh, my gosh!
We can use that thing as a thing!Copy !req
748. Right! To thing to the thing!Copy !req
749. Let's go!Copy !req
750. - You sound like a monkey.
- You sound like a monkey!Copy !req
751. Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!Copy !req
752. Boat!Copy !req
753. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
754. That is so unpredictable!Copy !req
755. Ha-ha!Copy !req
756. Wolf pack! Form of submarine!Copy !req
757. Submarine!Copy !req
758. I didn't know wolves could
form a submarine!Copy !req
759. I've never seen that before
on nature shows.Copy !req
760. Okay, quick, get to the plane!Copy !req
761. What? I thought it was broken.Copy !req
762. No, I fixed it with some spare parts.Copy !req
763. We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.Copy !req
764. All right, let's go!Copy !req
765. Junior!Copy !req
766. Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.Copy !req
767. Wait!Copy !req
768. Oh, I could push it so easily.Copy !req
769. It would take
such a little amount of force.Copy !req
770. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
771. If you don't give us Tiny Thing,
we're gonna eat you.Copy !req
772. We're gonna eat you anyway!Copy !req
773. You don't say it.Copy !req
774. You make the deal
and then you eat them anyway.Copy !req
775. Gotcha!Copy !req
776. We're not going to eat you!Copy !req
777. Well, now it's too late!Copy !req
778. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
779. - Junior!
- Let's go!Copy !req
780. All right, let's fly!Copy !req
781. It doesn't fly.Copy !req
782. - What?
- It falls!Copy !req
783. Why did I save you?Copy !req
784. Whee!Copy !req
785. Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!Copy !req
786. - Come on! Come on!
- Let's go!Copy !req
787. Tiny Thing, come back!Copy !req
788. Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!Copy !req
789. My baby.Copy !req
790. Hmm.Copy !req
791. What?Copy !req
792. Five more minutes and then we stopCopy !req
793. What?Copy !req
794. - Five more minutes...
- No!Copy !req
795. That's our chimney!Copy !req
796. You're gonna destroy the whole roof?Copy !req
797. Mom, we have to replace
the chimney with a slideCopy !req
798. for when the storks deliver
my baby brother.Copy !req
799. What he said.Copy !req
800. No! Don't be crazy.
You cannot do the chimney.Copy !req
801. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.Copy !req
802. - Dads are fun, moms are mean.
- I heard that!Copy !req
803. - Parent conference.
- Pinching!Copy !req
804. Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.Copy !req
805. We need to tell him.Copy !req
806. Tell him what?Copy !req
807. What, to go watch more TV?Copy !req
808. This is the best time I've had
with Nate in my life.Copy !req
809. I actually feel like a dad again.Copy !req
810. And when no baby brother shows up?Copy !req
811. Well, then we tell him.Copy !req
812. We can get a new chimney,Copy !req
813. but we'll never be able to
replace this time with Nate.Copy !req
814. And if we put those headsets back on,Copy !req
815. how old will Nate be
when we take them off again?Copy !req
816. I'm not a jerky teen yet.Copy !req
817. Fleeting moments, precious memories.Copy !req
818. Moms are fun, too.Copy !req
819. Wow! That's...
That's not a well-made chimney.Copy !req
820. I'm... I'm a small woman
and that just came...Copy !req
821. Yeah, that came right down!Copy !req
822. Okay, so, uh, what's next?Copy !req
823. Okay, it's Saturday night.Copy !req
824. As long as we deliver by tomorrow,
we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.Copy !req
825. Thanks for waiting for me back there.Copy !req
826. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
827. Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to
admit anything at all about anything."Copy !req
828. Is that supposed to be me?Copy !req
829. Oh, sorry, "This is a more
accurate representation."Copy !req
830. Oh, you're so right.
That is what I sound like.Copy !req
831. Let's both talk like this.Copy !req
832. Baby's fussing.Copy !req
833. She's bored. We have to distract her.Copy !req
834. Oh, let's see. Oh!Copy !req
835. You are a baby
You are a babyCopy !req
836. Little hands, little feetCopy !req
837. - Look at you, you're so sweet
Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
838. You're so cute I wanna...Copy !req
839. Let's just step aside, all right?Copy !req
840. - And let me do it.
- You want to sing to her?Copy !req
841. Yeah. Is that so surprising?Copy !req
842. I'm a pretty good singer, actually.Copy !req
843. Okay, fine! Sing to her.Copy !req
844. When you need a little somethingCopy !req
845. And there's too much to doCopy !req
846. Just click your little finger
And we'll ship it for youCopy !req
847. Cornerstore, Cornerstore. ComCopy !req
848. F ree shipping does not apply
in Alaska and Hawaii.Copy !req
849. Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?Copy !req
850. That's not a song, that's an ad.Copy !req
851. - Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip.
- Okay.Copy !req
852. CornerstoreCopy !req
853. I like how this is going.Copy !req
854. Let your packages rain down on meCopy !req
855. Uh, this looks like a good place
to rest for the night.Copy !req
856. Junior, what are talking about?
Why are you acting...Copy !req
857. I can't hear what you're saying.Copy !req
858. - Junior?
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
859. Junior!Copy !req
860. Hmm...Copy !req
861. Hey! Have you seen
a red-headed lady and a stork?Copy !req
862. A bird and a lady?Copy !req
863. I don't know what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
864. I saw two that fit that
description the other day!Copy !req
865. No, man, I will not be your friend.Copy !req
866. Sorry, thought we were vibing.Copy !req
867. Why you being so creepy?Copy !req
868. You know what? Just get... Here. Here.Copy !req
869. I'm just gonna
put this right here.Copy !req
870. Uh...Copy !req
871. What happened back there?Copy !req
872. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
873. Uh, you stabbed the raft?
For literally no reason!Copy !req
874. It was not for no reason.
It was for personal reasons.Copy !req
875. Anyways, there's a port
right there on the coast.Copy !req
876. We'll just leave
first thing in the morningCopy !req
877. and deliver the package.Copy !req
878. Just call it "the baby."Copy !req
879. Why are you so afraid of babies?Copy !req
880. Because this one single packageCopy !req
881. could ruin everything
I've worked towards my entire life!Copy !req
882. - Why do you wanna be boss again?
- Not this again.Copy !req
883. No, really.
Why do you wanna be boss of Cornerstore?Copy !req
884. I don't know, okay? I mean...Copy !req
885. Why does anyone want to be boss?Copy !req
886. It rules. That's why.Copy !req
887. Yeah, but what would you do?Copy !req
888. - I don't know. What would you do?
- I'm glad you asked!Copy !req
889. Well, for one, I would employ a more
diverse variety of birds and animals.Copy !req
890. Two, I would get rid of
the Cornerstore warehouseCopy !req
891. because that building is a bummer.Copy !req
892. And three, I would start
delivering babies again.Copy !req
893. Okay, you were very prepared
for that question.Copy !req
894. Man, I feel so close to you.Copy !req
895. Like we're girlfriends already.Copy !req
896. All right, I knew as I was saying itCopy !req
897. that I should just keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
898. Aw, I want to braid
your feathers immediately!Copy !req
899. Look, uh...Copy !req
900. Yeah?Copy !req
901. While we're being real honest right now,
I'll tell you why I built my plane.Copy !req
902. It's not to deliver packages
for Cornerstore.com.Copy !req
903. I built my plane to find my parents.Copy !req
904. But I thought you didn't know
where your parents lived.Copy !req
905. When Jasper destroyed my
homing beacon, I lost all the pieces.Copy !req
906. Except one.Copy !req
907. And I thought this, plus some luck
might be enough to find my parents.Copy !req
908. So, you sacrificed your plane
for this baby?Copy !req
909. - Yeah.
- Why?Copy !req
910. Oh, I don't know.
I guess if this baby finds her family,Copy !req
911. I mean, it's worth it.Copy !req
912. Right?Copy !req
913. Fine. You can name her.Copy !req
914. - Really?
- Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
915. Diamond Destiny.Copy !req
916. Okay, I changed my mind.
You can't name her.Copy !req
917. Too late! Her name is Diamond Destiny.
Yes, it is!Copy !req
918. I thought it was gonna be,
like, an actual name.Copy !req
919. It is a name. Diamond Destiny is her name!Copy !req
920. Isn't that right, Diamond Destiny?Copy !req
921. We're gonna find your parents,
and everything is gonna be just perfect.Copy !req
922. You'll find your family.Copy !req
923. You think?Copy !req
924. For sure.Copy !req
925. Good night.Copy !req
926. Good night!Copy !req
927. Huh!Copy !req
928. What is it? I'm up.Copy !req
929. Do you think she's hungry?Copy !req
930. Yeah. I don't know.Copy !req
931. Uh, maybe she just needs to be rocked.Copy !req
932. Okay.Copy !req
933. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
934. Her eyes could not be more open.Copy !req
935. Okay, grab that end.Copy !req
936. It's like we're a family.Copy !req
937. We are not like a family.Copy !req
938. We're just a guy and a girl
trying to put our baby to sleep.Copy !req
939. Let's just put her to sleep.Copy !req
940. Come on, close, close, close.Copy !req
941. Okay, close. Close, close, close.Copy !req
942. That's good, right?
Is that closed enough?Copy !req
943. No! Look, I can still see eyeball.Copy !req
944. Can we manually close them? Here.Copy !req
945. No! Don't do that!
What are you doing?Copy !req
946. I'm gonna... Wait!
Okay, give me the eye glue.Copy !req
947. - What?
- You know, for gluing eyes shut.Copy !req
948. No, we don't have any.Copy !req
949. It's gonna stick.Copy !req
950. What if she never goes to sleep?Copy !req
951. All right, you know what? I got her.Copy !req
952. You just go to bed.
You go to bed. It's fine.Copy !req
953. No, I don't wanna go to bed
if you're gonna be up. I'll feel bad.Copy !req
954. I know. But if I go to bed,Copy !req
955. then I'm gonna feel guilty.
And I just can't.Copy !req
956. No, that's what I'm saying.
Listen to me.Copy !req
957. No, so that's why you go to bed,
and I'll take care of her.Copy !req
958. All right. I'll go to bed.Copy !req
959. I can't believe you went to bed!Copy !req
960. What? You just said it was
okay for me to go bed!Copy !req
961. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
962. Can we just rock her in our arms?Copy !req
963. No. We do not. No loving the baby.Copy !req
964. You said "baby."Copy !req
965. Fine. I don't care. I don't care.Copy !req
966. You love it.Copy !req
967. Goodbye, brah!Copy !req
968. How you like me now? Huh!Copy !req
969. "How you like me now"?Copy !req
970. How you like me now?Copy !req
971. How do you like me now!Copy !req
972. Now there was a timeCopy !req
973. When you loved me soCopy !req
974. I could do no wrongCopy !req
975. And now you need to knowCopy !req
976. Dance break!Copy !req
977. How you like me now? How you like me now?Copy !req
978. And you're sure you saw this?Copy !req
979. Yes, I'm sure I saw this.Copy !req
980. All right. Let's keep this quiet.Copy !req
981. Yes, sir.Copy !req
982. Thank you for your loyalty, Pigeon Toady.Copy !req
983. Or should I say boss.Copy !req
984. Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
985. Whoa!
Steam room in an elevator. Mind blown!Copy !req
986. Shut up! I'm planning.Copy !req
987. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
988. All right. Now, listen.Copy !req
989. First, we have to stop that delivery.Copy !req
990. But we don't know where they're headed.Copy !req
991. Indeed. We won't go to them.Copy !req
992. We'll make them...Copy !req
993. Come to us.Copy !req
994. Yes!Copy !req
995. Well, I'm off.Copy !req
996. You're in a suit suddenly.Copy !req
997. Let's go.Copy !req
998. My towel blew away.Copy !req
999. Junior.Copy !req
1000. Wake up. We gotta go.Copy !req
1001. I'm still asleep.Copy !req
1002. I know, we gotta go, we gotta go.Copy !req
1003. Just let me sleep a little longer.Copy !req
1004. Junior. Baby's awake.
Ship's leaving. Let's go!Copy !req
1005. You do it. You get the baby.Copy !req
1006. Junior, I'm tired, too!Copy !req
1007. You made it, you get it.Copy !req
1008. Hey!Copy !req
1009. Ooh!Copy !req
1010. Yes!Copy !req
1011. Diamond Destiny,
you come back here right now.Copy !req
1012. I'm not fooling around.Copy !req
1013. All right, let's go.
We got a boat to catch.Copy !req
1014. We got a boat to catch, oh!Copy !req
1015. Here we go. On it.Copy !req
1016. Home stretch!Copy !req
1017. We have to be absolutely silent.Copy !req
1018. One human sees a stork with
a baby and we'll get reported.Copy !req
1019. All right, last one.
Let's pack it up.Copy !req
1020. What was that?Copy !req
1021. Sounds like a baby.Copy !req
1022. That's very suspicious.Copy !req
1023. - Why is she doing that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1024. Diaper?Copy !req
1025. Check.Copy !req
1026. Food?Copy !req
1027. Check.Copy !req
1028. Maybe she needs a nap.Copy !req
1029. Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetopCopy !req
1030. Nope. What is it? What does she want?Copy !req
1031. It's coming from over there!Copy !req
1032. I don't know. She's reaching for you.Copy !req
1033. Maybe she just wants you.Copy !req
1034. No. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1035. Technically, she should be
perfectly happy.Copy !req
1036. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1037. I have no idea.Copy !req
1038. Oh, no!Copy !req
1039. Oh, no.Copy !req
1040. She's gonna blow! She's gonna blow!Copy !req
1041. What do I do with her?Copy !req
1042. Take her, take her. Just take her!Copy !req
1043. - Ah, look at that.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1044. Actually seems to be working pretty well.Copy !req
1045. Ha! She smells so nice!Copy !req
1046. Who's got the little sparkly eyes? You do.Copy !req
1047. You do.Copy !req
1048. Oh, no! The boat's leaving!Copy !req
1049. No, no, no! Come on!Copy !req
1050. Wolf pack. Form of wolf minivan!Copy !req
1051. Minivan!Copy !req
1052. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
1053. Give me a break!Copy !req
1054. - Click, click.
- Click.Copy !req
1055. My baby!Copy !req
1056. Ah! We got the Tiny Thing!Copy !req
1057. This is not a safe way
to transport the baby.Copy !req
1058. - We're parents now.
- Just go slower.Copy !req
1059. - You're right, you're right, you're right.
- Slower.Copy !req
1060. Okay, good.Copy !req
1061. Is that good, Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1062. Hmm? Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1063. We lost her again!Copy !req
1064. Quick! We can get to
the boat through here.Copy !req
1065. Ah!Copy !req
1066. Wait. Why are you running so weird?Copy !req
1067. What don't I know?Copy !req
1068. My old nemesis.Copy !req
1069. "Glass."Copy !req
1070. Birds can't see glass!Copy !req
1071. Give us Tiny Thing.Copy !req
1072. Just go, Tulip. It's too late for me.Copy !req
1073. You've got the baby.
You can deliver her yourself.Copy !req
1074. What? No, I'm not leaving you behind!Copy !req
1075. We can do this. Together!Copy !req
1076. Where's the Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1077. - All right. Tulip, you got this!
- Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!Copy !req
1078. - Okay, left. Right. Straight.
- Where's the Tiny Thing?Copy !req
1079. Straight! Left! Right!Copy !req
1080. Oh, no! I'm panicking!Copy !req
1081. Uh, right again! Left, I mean. Left!Copy !req
1082. Right! Right, I mean.Copy !req
1083. Left! Left! Right! Right!Copy !req
1084. Left! Left! Left! Right!Copy !req
1085. Rolft! I mean, ralft!Copy !req
1086. Right! Left!
I'm just shouting words!Copy !req
1087. This is not working!Copy !req
1088. Oh-oh! We did that together!Copy !req
1089. I ran into every piece of glass.Copy !req
1090. Some, more than once.Copy !req
1091. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1092. Ah!Copy !req
1093. What are the chances of that?Copy !req
1094. I guess, pretty high in a glass factory.Copy !req
1095. - Tiny Thing! Tiny Thing!
- Come on!Copy !req
1096. First, we're gonna take Tiny ThingCopy !req
1097. and raise her to be a strong,
independent woman.Copy !req
1098. And then,
we're gonna eat you.Copy !req
1099. We made a great team.Copy !req
1100. My baby.Copy !req
1101. That's my baby!Copy !req
1102. It's Jasper!Copy !req
1103. My baby!Copy !req
1104. - No, no, no!
- My baby! My baby! My baby!Copy !req
1105. Let go!Copy !req
1106. Let go of us!Copy !req
1107. Wolf pack, form of...Copy !req
1108. Broken heart!Copy !req
1109. Cry! Cry!Copy !req
1110. Get away from us!Copy !req
1111. - Get away!
- Stay back!Copy !req
1112. - Go home!
- Come on!Copy !req
1113. Don't make me hit you!Copy !req
1114. - Hey, hey, hey! Let me explain!
- I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
1115. When you orphaned me, you said "whoops!"Copy !req
1116. Whoops! You said "whoops!" Who does that?Copy !req
1117. Will you please let me explain?Copy !req
1118. Hey! She doesn't wanna hear
your explanation, guy!Copy !req
1119. Back off!Copy !req
1120. I fell in love with you.Copy !req
1121. Okay, fine.Copy !req
1122. Honestly, I am very curious.
Let's hear it.Copy !req
1123. Look, they tell you being
a stork isn't gonna be easy.Copy !req
1124. Always deliver.Copy !req
1125. I failed to do that.Copy !req
1126. Your beacon broke. The pieces scattered.Copy !req
1127. I spent my entire lifeCopy !req
1128. searching for the missing pieces
so that I could deliver my baby.Copy !req
1129. And yet, after all these years,
I'm still missing one piece.Copy !req
1130. - But, I have pledged...
- Oh, my gosh! Wait.Copy !req
1131. To be the parent
I took from you, Tulip.Copy !req
1132. And I will lay down my life.Copy !req
1133. I have the missing piece!Copy !req
1134. Excuse me, what?Copy !req
1135. I have the missing piece.Copy !req
1136. My home!Copy !req
1137. I'm going home!Copy !req
1138. I'm gonna finally meet my real family.Copy !req
1139. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1140. This is crazy! Junior, can you believe it?Copy !req
1141. No, that's so... That's so great.Copy !req
1142. Yeah, yeah, you should go.Copy !req
1143. Oh, yeah, well, after we deliver the baby.
But, yeah!Copy !req
1144. No, no, no. I can take care of the baby.Copy !req
1145. You should go now.Copy !req
1146. No, no, no.
We have to finish the delivery.Copy !req
1147. I'm sorry to cut you off.Copy !req
1148. You know what's so funny is
just then when you said "real family",Copy !req
1149. it, like, weirdly hurt my feelings.Copy !req
1150. But I realized how stupid that is.Copy !req
1151. I mean, I'm a bird
and you're, like, a sloppy humanCopy !req
1152. and that's not our baby.
It's just some baby.Copy !req
1153. Well, I mean, we're not, like, a "family",
but we are like a family.Copy !req
1154. Well, it's like we are
except instead we're more like employeesCopy !req
1155. who are delivering a package,
and that's all.Copy !req
1156. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1157. And you should go to where you belong.Copy !req
1158. Now. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
1159. No! Junior, we are a team, okay?Copy !req
1160. We're gonna deliver this baby,Copy !req
1161. then we're gonna meet my parents,Copy !req
1162. - then I'm gonna show them Stork Mountain.
- I was supposed to fire you.Copy !req
1163. Okay?Copy !req
1164. You were supposed to fire me?Copy !req
1165. Yeah.Copy !req
1166. Well, "liberate". "Free". Yes, fire.Copy !req
1167. And then I didn't,
and then this all happened.Copy !req
1168. Look, there's nothing waiting for you
back at Stork Mountain.Copy !req
1169. Who cares though?Copy !req
1170. It's time for you to go
and meet your real family!Copy !req
1171. That's exciting, right?Copy !req
1172. Look, I...Copy !req
1173. I just think this is
for the best, you know?Copy !req
1174. It's what you've always wanted.Copy !req
1175. Yeah, I wanna go meet my family.Copy !req
1176. So, yeah, I better go now, I guess.Copy !req
1177. It's gonna be fine.
I'll take good care of her.Copy !req
1178. - Okay, okay.
- Fine.Copy !req
1179. Goodbye, little girl.Copy !req
1180. Have a good trip back home.Copy !req
1181. You take care...Copy !req
1182. And be safe.Copy !req
1183. I'm scared.Copy !req
1184. They're your family.
They're going to love you.Copy !req
1185. I'll be right here.Copy !req
1186. Oh, oh! Give me your camera.Copy !req
1187. I'd love to capture this family moment.Copy !req
1188. Okay, camera rolling and action.Copy !req
1189. Yup. Okay.Copy !req
1190. Ring the doorbell.Copy !req
1191. I don't hear a doorbell ringing.Copy !req
1192. You're right. Let's take our time.Copy !req
1193. I've only waited my whole life for this!Copy !req
1194. Tulip?Copy !req
1195. Hmm?Copy !req
1196. The storks!Copy !req
1197. Oh, boy!Copy !req
1198. - Here we go!
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1199. - Okay. Big smile!
- I'm a little nervous. Okay.Copy !req
1200. Everyone, calm down!Copy !req
1201. This is not to code.Copy !req
1202. - What?
- This all has to come down.Copy !req
1203. Hunter?Copy !req
1204. - You're fired!
- But, but, but...Copy !req
1205. "But, but, but..."
You are so idiotic!Copy !req
1206. How were you not suspicious?Copy !req
1207. I thought it was
a gentrifying neighborhood.Copy !req
1208. Didn't expect to see you here, brah!Copy !req
1209. Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.Copy !req
1210. Seize the thing!Copy !req
1211. Wait, no! Not the baby!Copy !req
1212. Don't worry. She's gonna be fine.Copy !req
1213. She's with penguins.Copy !req
1214. They have whole documentaries
about how great they are at babysitting.Copy !req
1215. And she'll be an excellent swimmer.Copy !req
1216. And then when she's old enough,
we'll return her to the human world.Copy !req
1217. That's insane! You need to deliver her!Copy !req
1218. We can't let it get out that the new
boss accidentally made a baby!Copy !req
1219. Our stock would plummet,
everything we've built.Copy !req
1220. My entire company will fall apart!Copy !req
1221. Those parents can never find out.Copy !req
1222. Okay, we're ready to go.Copy !req
1223. Who's the baby now?Copy !req
1224. Good enough.Copy !req
1225. - "Cease and desist"?
- Why?Copy !req
1226. This is not up to code,
and quite frankly, it looks dangerous.Copy !req
1227. We can't tear it down.Copy !req
1228. 'Cause then the storks won't
deliver my baby brother.Copy !req
1229. The policeman's right, Nate.Copy !req
1230. They don't deliver babies. Not anymore.Copy !req
1231. Then why did we do all this stuff?Copy !req
1232. Because we were having
such fun playing with you.Copy !req
1233. Oh, honey. We spent time together.Copy !req
1234. And that's what matters.Copy !req
1235. So is this like
a ticket thing or a warning thing?Copy !req
1236. It feels like a warning, right?Copy !req
1237. Yeah, we are warned.
We are properly warned.Copy !req
1238. Oh, buddy.Copy !req
1239. Come on.Copy !req
1240. What?Copy !req
1241. Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?Copy !req
1242. What happened? Where's the baby?Copy !req
1243. They tied me up and took her.Copy !req
1244. Why would you think this was her house?Copy !req
1245. It's surrounded by
a bunch of scary warehouses!Copy !req
1246. Gentrification!Copy !req
1247. How could they just take her?
She was your responsibility!Copy !req
1248. It wasn't my fault, okay?Copy !req
1249. I'm not blaming you.
I'm just worried about the baby!Copy !req
1250. Well, I'm also worried,
which is why I'm yelling!Copy !req
1251. We're yelling 'cause we're wasting time!Copy !req
1252. How can we
get back to Cornerstore?Copy !req
1253. You're shopping? What are you doing?Copy !req
1254. Oh, I see.
You did that so we could hide in the boxCopy !req
1255. and get back to Cornerstore real quick.Copy !req
1256. - That's right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1257. Wait a minute. Junior, what is going on?Copy !req
1258. What the heck is this?Copy !req
1259. This is Storkcon.Copy !req
1260. Once a year, storks come
together for one thing.Copy !req
1261. Storkcon!Copy !req
1262. The biggest stork convention
on the planet Earth, where birds and...Copy !req
1263. - Uh, Junior?
- What?Copy !req
1264. What are you doing?
We have to save the baby.Copy !req
1265. I'm just a huge fan of Storkcon.Copy !req
1266. 'Cause it's so cool.Copy !req
1267. There. Look, look, look!Copy !req
1268. They're headed
towards the flight deck.Copy !req
1269. What? It calms me.Copy !req
1270. Presenting the world's first round boxCopy !req
1271. Sphericus!Copy !req
1272. Circles can hold dreams!Copy !req
1273. How are we gonna get through this crowd?Copy !req
1274. Hello.Copy !req
1275. I'm full of dreams!Copy !req
1276. Hey, you guys aren't
supposed to be back here.Copy !req
1277. Pardon me, big guy.Copy !req
1278. I'm full of dreams!Copy !req
1279. Listen to me, Tulip.Copy !req
1280. Even if we get the baby,
we have no way to get out of here.Copy !req
1281. Storkcon is hugeCopy !req
1282. for storks come from
all across the world...Copy !req
1283. Junior, stop talking about Storkcon!Copy !req
1284. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1285. It's just really impressive. Here we go.Copy !req
1286. Put down that baby!Copy !req
1287. Whoo!Copy !req
1288. Growth analytics suggest
increased bandwidthCopy !req
1289. enabling us to silo
creative core components.Copy !req
1290. I got your text.Copy !req
1291. Sorry, but we could only find
one jet pack.Copy !req
1292. All right, give me the pack.
I'm taking her.Copy !req
1293. - What? No, I'm taking her.
- No way.Copy !req
1294. When you had her last, you lost her.Copy !req
1295. - After you left us.
- After you fired me!Copy !req
1296. 'Cause you're bad at everything.Copy !req
1297. - I wish I'd never met you.
- Whoa! Wow,Copy !req
1298. well, you know what?
I wish I'd never met you.Copy !req
1299. The only good thing
to come out of all of thisCopy !req
1300. is this baby, and I am taking her.Copy !req
1301. This baby is far too precious
and perfect for you. I'm taking her!Copy !req
1302. - I'm taking her.
- I'm taking her!Copy !req
1303. - I'm taking her!
- I'm taking her!Copy !req
1304. What is that?Copy !req
1305. My pants fell down. Oh, no!Copy !req
1306. - Where are we going?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1307. Oh, okay. Not that way.Copy !req
1308. Not that way either.Copy !req
1309. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1310. This is very overwhelming.Copy !req
1311. Hand over that thing!Copy !req
1312. Come one step closer,Copy !req
1313. and I will drop this.Copy !req
1314. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
1315. Junior, look, hand over the baby,
and we'll let bygones be bygones.Copy !req
1316. More than that.Copy !req
1317. You can still be...Copy !req
1318. Why isn't it working?Copy !req
1319. One baby?Copy !req
1320. How about a million!Copy !req
1321. Wait, no!Copy !req
1322. Danger. Danger.Copy !req
1323. I did not think that through.Copy !req
1324. No!Copy !req
1325. - Turn it off! Turn it off!
- Aw!Copy !req
1326. You stop it this instant!Copy !req
1327. Shut it down! Shut it down!Copy !req
1328. This is my moment!Copy !req
1329. Whoa!Copy !req
1330. Ooh!Copy !req
1331. Oh, no!Copy !req
1332. Uh...Copy !req
1333. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1334. - Let's go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1335. Go, go, go! Grab it!Copy !req
1336. - Over here. I got this one.
- Catch it!Copy !req
1337. Got it! Whoo!Copy !req
1338. Out of my way! Out of my way!Copy !req
1339. Oh, no!Copy !req
1340. One million babies!Copy !req
1341. Oh, hi.Copy !req
1342. - Oh, no!
- No!Copy !req
1343. Come on!Copy !req
1344. Now it's time to do what
I should've done so long ago.Copy !req
1345. Destroy the Baby Factory!Copy !req
1346. No, you can't.Copy !req
1347. - Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!Copy !req
1348. - Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!Copy !req
1349. We could go on like this all day.
I'm just gonna go onCopy !req
1350. and destroy the Baby Factory.Copy !req
1351. Goodbye, baby-making machine.Copy !req
1352. What the heck?Copy !req
1353. Told you babies were smart.Copy !req
1354. Babies are dumb.
Babies are super-duper dumb.Copy !req
1355. - No, no, no.
- No, no. Wait, no.Copy !req
1356. - Diamond, give it back!
- You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1357. Come on!Copy !req
1358. What?Copy !req
1359. No!Copy !req
1360. Whoa!Copy !req
1361. Now get over here and get me out of here.Copy !req
1362. Oh!Copy !req
1363. All right. Don't move.Copy !req
1364. Whoa!Copy !req
1365. What?Copy !req
1366. Oh, no.Copy !req
1367. No!Copy !req
1368. Always deliver!Copy !req
1369. Whoo! You did it!Copy !req
1370. I can hear my bones.Copy !req
1371. Yeah, we should land
because this hurts so much.Copy !req
1372. We did it! We did it! We're a family!Copy !req
1373. Yes! We're a...Copy !req
1374. Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.Copy !req
1375. I just have so much internal bleeding.Copy !req
1376. We're a family!Copy !req
1377. Look at that.Copy !req
1378. Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.Copy !req
1379. I guess it was just dislocated.Copy !req
1380. It must've popped back in when we landed.Copy !req
1381. Oh, yep. What a twist.Copy !req
1382. - Oh, no.
- Uh...Copy !req
1383. So many of them.Copy !req
1384. They're pulling my feathers!Copy !req
1385. What are we going to do?Copy !req
1386. All right, everybody.
Gather around. Gather around.Copy !req
1387. An annoying person
asked me once why I wanna be boss.Copy !req
1388. Well, I never knew why until today.Copy !req
1389. Baby delivery is our true calling.Copy !req
1390. This is not just a bunch of
metal and glassCopy !req
1391. and whatever that giant
magical crystal-looking thing is made of.Copy !req
1392. This is the heart of what storks were
put on this Earth to do.Copy !req
1393. This is our mission.Copy !req
1394. We pride ourselves on customer service.Copy !req
1395. Well, this is a family that never
got the baby they asked for.Copy !req
1396. Make a plan.Copy !req
1397. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
1398. Always deliver.Copy !req
1399. That's great. This is great.
But we don't have any pods.Copy !req
1400. Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?Copy !req
1401. Hey!Copy !req
1402. - What about these?
- Yes!Copy !req
1403. Thank you, Jasper!Copy !req
1404. I agree.Copy !req
1405. Baby delivery is what we're born to do.Copy !req
1406. Should we do anything about him?Copy !req
1407. It's...Copy !req
1408. It's fine.Copy !req
1409. They're here! Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1410. I can't believe it! They're here!Copy !req
1411. They're here!Copy !req
1412. Aw...Copy !req
1413. Sign here.Copy !req
1414. And sign here.Copy !req
1415. Initial here.Copy !req
1416. Initial here, here, and...Copy !req
1417. I love you, my little lady.Copy !req
1418. And we always will.Copy !req
1419. Bye.Copy !req
1420. Oh, so you deliver to the front door.Copy !req
1421. So we didn't have to destroy
our entire house.Copy !req
1422. Yeah.Copy !req
1423. Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!Copy !req
1424. I ordered a brother!Copy !req
1425. You wanna feed her her bottle?Copy !req
1426. Ninja skills.Copy !req
1427. You okay?Copy !req
1428. Of course. I'm fine.Copy !req
1429. Oh, this does not feel good.Copy !req
1430. Is every delivery gonna be like this?Copy !req
1431. What can I say? It's a terrible business.Copy !req
1432. I feel so sad all the time.Copy !req
1433. No. I'm actually fine now.Copy !req
1434. Yeah, it looks like you're
handling stuff real well.Copy !req
1435. Yeah. Look good, feel good.Copy !req
1436. Yeah, pretty cool, man.Copy !req
1437. Just enjoying it.Copy !req
1438. You know, I'm here if you
wanna talk about anything.Copy !req
1439. - I'm here to listen.
- Nope.Copy !req
1440. Okay, well, it seems like
you're handling it pretty well.Copy !req
1441. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
1442. - You're shaking.
- You're shaking!Copy !req
1443. Junior, it's okay
to let your feelings out.Copy !req
1444. I'm not feeling.Copy !req
1445. - It's healthy.
- I have no feelings!Copy !req
1446. Come on, let it out.Copy !req
1447. Hey.Copy !req
1448. We're all right behind you.Copy !req
1449. Go on.Copy !req
1450. Who is it, honey?Copy !req
1451. Who is it, Dad?Copy !req
1452. Mom and Dad?Copy !req
1453. All right, guys.Copy !req
1454. We delivered her.Copy !req
1455. Let's go.Copy !req
1456. Junior!Copy !req
1457. Where are you going? Get over here.Copy !req
1458. Yeah!Copy !req
1459. - Come on!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1460. You love it.Copy !req