1. These bad guys are always late.
They'll be here.Copy !req
2. When, Tony?
We've been sitting here two hours.Copy !req
3. The meeting's been planned for weeks.
They'll be here. Be patient, alright?Copy !req
4. Yeah, so will the Easter bunny,
and my next birthday!Copy !req
5. And guess what...Copy !req
6. It's about goddamn time!Copy !req
7. Got the money?Copy !req
8. No, food stamps.
I don't trust this dude.Copy !req
9. I deal in stolen merchandise.
I'm not very trustworthy.Copy !req
10. You show up late...Copy !req
11. and then you ask dumb questions.
Could be a cop.Copy !req
12. Or Elvis or the Wizard of Oz.
Do you want to deal or not?Copy !req
13. Alright, show him the stuff.Copy !req
14. Come on. Hurry up. I'm late.Copy !req
15. Back off!
Really?Copy !req
16. Police! Stop!Copy !req
17. Nobody listens.Copy !req
18. Tony, get over here!Copy !req
19. Come on!Copy !req
20. I'm hit.Copy !req
21. Where? I can't move my leg.
It's not your leg,Copy !req
22. you've got glass in your ass!Copy !req
23. First these guys show up late,
and then they ask dumb questions.Copy !req
24. Then they shoot you in the ass.
They're pissing me off!Copy !req
25. Beginner's luck!Copy !req
26. 68...Copy !req
27. 69...Copy !req
28. 70...Copy !req
29. Joe, she's not in.
She's in, I know it.Copy !req
30. Then why don't she answer?Copy !req
31. Knows it's me. She's just watching
the phone ring and not answering.Copy !req
32. I can feel it.
She's trying to grind me down.Copy !req
33. You're crazy, Joe.Copy !req
34. You're out of your tiny Jersey mind.Copy !req
35. 80...Copy !req
36. 81...Copy !req
37. Hey, it's Detective Alka-Seltzer!
Not today, okay, Ross.Copy !req
38. Thanks, Ray. - Is it true
you used Tony's butt for cover?Copy !req
39. Boy, there's a butt
I could use for cover.Copy !req
40. Watch what you say about Gwen.
About "Gwen"?Copy !req
41. I'm sorry, Joe.
Are you and the lieutenant involved?Copy !req
42. If I thought you were involved,
I never would have said a word.Copy !req
43. Joe, Lieutenant wants to see you.
I think she's in a weird mood.Copy !req
44. Lovers' tiff?Copy !req
45. Morning!
Sit down.Copy !req
46. Know what I was just thinking about?Copy !req
47. Remember Catalina? - Of course.
Great weekend. The best.Copy !req
48. It was great because I was in love.
Me too.Copy !req
49. Remember what I said Sunday morning
when we were sitting on the terrace?Copy !req
50. That you'd like me to nibble all...
Not that.Copy !req
51. I was the first man to...Copy !req
52. The other stuff.Copy !req
53. Oh, the feelings stuff.Copy !req
54. Right.Copy !req
55. Feelings and responsibilities stuff.
Come on, Gwen.Copy !req
56. If this is about the bust...
I'm not talking about that fiasco.Copy !req
57. You go out getting drunk,
while I stay up worrying!Copy !req
58. You didn't call!Copy !req
59. It was late.
Didn't want to wake you.Copy !req
60. Here, hold this.
Why?Copy !req
61. Pretend we're talking business.Copy !req
62. Don't want the precinct knowing.Copy !req
63. I think they already know.
What was I to think?Copy !req
64. They said somebody got hit.Copy !req
65. Then that Tony got hit
and you went to get more beer!Copy !req
66. Honey, it's true.
I had a few drinks with the guys.Copy !req
67. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
68. That's funny, because Lou told me
you spent the evening on the phone.Copy !req
69. So tell me,Copy !req
70. who were you calling?
It sure wasn't me!Copy !req
71. My mom.Copy !req
72. Excuse me?Copy !req
73. I was calling my mom.Copy !req
74. You were calling your mom
at 2:30 in the morning.Copy !req
75. That's the most pathetic excuse!
Tell me who she is.Copy !req
76. She isn't anybody, she's my mom.Copy !req
77. It doesn't really matter.
Could be your mom or a Dial-a-Bimbo.Copy !req
78. It's over! - You don't mean that.
I mean every word.Copy !req
79. It's embarrassing me in my work.
You run away from responsibility.Copy !req
80. I'll pack your... - I'm not going to
listen to this. - Where you going?Copy !req
81. Fishing!Copy !req
82. Get back in here!Copy !req
83. Get back in this office, Bomowski!
That's an order.Copy !req
84. Mom, I know you're there.Copy !req
85. Come on!Copy !req
86. Please God, make her pick up.Copy !req
87. Okay, that's it.
I've had it. I've really had it.Copy !req
88. I'm a dead man.Copy !req
89. This the New York flight?
Yes, coming out right now.Copy !req
90. Relax, kid, relax.Copy !req
91. I think that's him. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
92. Little Joey!Copy !req
93. You must be Joe?
Yes. Why?Copy !req
94. I was a bed-wetter too.Copy !req
95. It was so sweet!Copy !req
96. He said, "Mommy,
my pee-pee got stuck in my zipper!"Copy !req
97. Joey! There's my Joey!
There's my little boy.Copy !req
98. Come here!Copy !req
99. You've given up shaving.
No, I shave.Copy !req
100. Call that a shave?
I shaved.Copy !req
101. Did you use a lawnmower?Copy !req
102. What girl is going to marry you,Copy !req
103. if you don't shave!
Hi, Tutti!Copy !req
104. This is little Joey?
Looks a lot different in clothes.Copy !req
105. We've got to be getting along now,
but thanks for showing us the photos.Copy !req
106. You looked real sexy in diapers.Copy !req
107. Sally, if things don't work out
with the doctor, Joey's single!Copy !req
108. I've always been a sucker
for a guy in Pampers!Copy !req
109. What?Copy !req
110. I can't get over you driving.
I've been driving for 20 years!Copy !req
111. You'll always be my little Joey.Copy !req
112. Where were you the last few days?Copy !req
113. At home in New Jersey. Where else?
I must've called you 50 times.Copy !req
114. That was you?
Why didn't you answer?Copy !req
115. For 5 years,
every time I'm about to visit,Copy !req
116. you call and say it's a bad time.Copy !req
117. This time I decided
I wouldn't answer the phone.Copy !req
118. That's the most...
Watch out!Copy !req
119. Moron!
Up yours, pal!Copy !req
120. Sorry.
Shall I drive? No!Copy !req
121. No, Mom.Copy !req
122. I'm okay.Copy !req
123. That was a close call, Pixie.Copy !req
124. All cars near 4th and Main,Copy !req
125. Please respond
to 486 South Main Street. Code 2.Copy !req
126. What's going on? - Got a jumper
up there. Looks like he'll do it.Copy !req
127. Did the shrink show up?
He's on his way.Copy !req
128. Stay here.Copy !req
129. Where are you going?
Up there.Copy !req
130. It's too dangerous. Listen.Copy !req
131. I do this all the time.
I'm not bad at it.Copy !req
132. I want you to stay here
and let me take care of this.Copy !req
133. Be careful!
Don't do anything foolish!Copy !req
134. What seems to be the man's problem?
He wants to talk to his mother.Copy !req
135. They've been having problems.Copy !req
136. Really?Copy !req
137. I'll take care of this, officer.Copy !req
138. Hey, how are you doing? Alright?
Leave me alone. Don't touch me!Copy !req
139. Stay back, I'm gonna do it!
I just want to talk to you.Copy !req
140. Don't tell me what to do!Copy !req
141. Stay there, I'm going to do it!
Hey you, young man!Copy !req
142. Down here! I'm not your mother,Copy !req
143. but I am a mother
and you could talk to me,Copy !req
144. if that's alright. - Officer,
this is serious. - Let her talk.Copy !req
145. What do you want?Copy !req
146. I just want you to know
the man next to you is my son.Copy !req
147. We've had our difficulties.
Mom, stay out of this, okay?Copy !req
148. Joe, wave to the crowd.
Mom. Goddamnit!Copy !req
149. You don't swear to your mother.Copy !req
150. Butt out, it's my mother.
So do what she tells you.Copy !req
151. Start waving or I'm jumping.Copy !req
152. Start waving!
Start waving or I'm jumping!Copy !req
153. I'm waving. See?
Mom, hi.Copy !req
154. By the way, Joe's still single.
How do you like that?Copy !req
155. He's a very nice boy.
A bit rough round the edge,Copy !req
156. but nothing the right girl couldn't
smooth out. - Secure the megaphone.Copy !req
157. We used to fight all the time.
He was very small for his age.Copy !req
158. I was not! I was average height!
About your height. What's the deal?Copy !req
159. Bet she's got pictures.
I've got pictures, wait a minute.Copy !req
160. She's got pictures.
Mom, get rid of the pictures!Copy !req
161. Isn't he adorable?Copy !req
162. I thought I had things bad.
Not close.Copy !req
163. I'm ready to go in now.Copy !req
164. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Yeah.Copy !req
165. That guy needs help.Copy !req
166. Lesley Carnel, Channel 8 News.
We're downtown at 4th and Main,Copy !req
167. where a man is on a ledge,Copy !req
168. apparently despondent
about his mother. - Make her stop!Copy !req
169. Are we here?Copy !req
170. Is that your house?Copy !req
171. What?Copy !req
172. It's very, very nice.
What's the matter. Nothing.Copy !req
173. You sniffed.Copy !req
174. No, it's nothing. Only...Copy !req
175. Only what?Copy !req
176. Won't get a girl if you don't clean.Copy !req
177. I clean this house every morning.
I clean and I clean.Copy !req
178. It's not clean.
Filled with dust. Look at this!Copy !req
179. You could grow things on it.Copy !req
180. What's this? There's stuff under it.
Is that the closet?Copy !req
181. No!
What?Copy !req
182. I've had a few problems
since my cleaning lady left.Copy !req
183. Maybe she's lost in there.Copy !req
184. Pineapple chunks?
They're your favorite!Copy !req
185. We've got them here too.Copy !req
186. They don't taste the same.
It's canned, exactly the same.Copy !req
187. My son, the gourmet? Ha, ha.
Come on up, darling.Copy !req
188. This is the way we clean the house,
clean the house, clean the house.Copy !req
189. This is the way we clean the house,
early in the morning...Copy !req
190. Oh God, make her stop!Copy !req
191. Thank you, God.Copy !req
192. I owe you.Copy !req
193. What's this?Copy !req
194. Oh, Joe's gun.Copy !req
195. Look at this, all greasy and dirty.Copy !req
196. Let's see...Copy !req
197. There we go.
This and this...Copy !req
198. Some of this...Copy !req
199. Let's see... A little of that...Copy !req
200. That's gonna be good!Copy !req
201. Where do they keep the bullets?Copy !req
202. Oh, not in there.Copy !req
203. What's this little thing here?Copy !req
204. Oh, goodness gracious.
Yes, that's where they are.Copy !req
205. Okay, we'll wash those too.Copy !req
206. This is the way we wash our gun,
wash our gun, wash our gun...Copy !req
207. This is the way we wash our gun,
early in the morning.Copy !req
208. Going to clean that out
really well. That's fine.Copy !req
209. Go ahead, make your bed!Copy !req
210. What did you do to my gun?
Nothing, I cleaned it.Copy !req
211. You ruined it!Copy !req
212. You took all the bluing off!Copy !req
213. Chlorox? Great!
It's going to blow up in my hand now.Copy !req
214. Try to do something helpful...Copy !req
215. Nice and original.Copy !req
216. You get barked at! Come on, Pix!Copy !req
217. Mom, I'm sorry. It's an old gun.
I don't use it any more.Copy !req
218. Breakfast!
Mom!Copy !req
219. Nothing I haven't seen before.
Would you turn around please?Copy !req
220. Both of you!Copy !req
221. God.Copy !req
222. Pixie and I thought we'd pop
into the station, see where you work.Copy !req
223. Did you cut yourself?Copy !req
224. No!
Need some iodine? No!Copy !req
225. A Band-Aid? - No!
The station is out of the question.Copy !req
226. Absolutely unequivocally.Copy !req
227. We'll talk over breakfast.
I'm serious.Copy !req
228. What did I always tell you?
Breakfast is the most important meal.Copy !req
229. Start on these, and I'll scramble
some eggs. - I don't like eggs.Copy !req
230. If you don't eat them for breakfast,
they'll be waiting for you at dinner.Copy !req
231. Bye, sweetie, have a nice day.
Oh, Joey...Copy !req
232. You forgot your lunch!Copy !req
233. We're not off
to a very good start, are we, Pixie?Copy !req
234. Know what we should do?Copy !req
235. We should get
Joey something a little special.Copy !req
236. Let's see...Copy !req
237. You want to get out here?Copy !req
238. I mean, look at this place...Copy !req
239. Ridiculous! I'm from Newark.Copy !req
240. If you want stopping power,
this is your baby.Copy !req
241. Charter Arms,44, Bulldog.Copy !req
242. No, my son's is bigger.
I got a bottle brush down the barrel.Copy !req
243. You put a brush down the barrel?Copy !req
244. Yeah, I wanted to clean out...
Never mind.Copy !req
245. Okay, bigger. How about this?Copy !req
246. That's it!Copy !req
247. Taurus, PT,99, long barrel.
Punch a hole through a Pontiac.Copy !req
248. How much? - $450. - $450?
The Bulldog is only $325.Copy !req
249. No, I want the big one.
Don't suppose you gift-wrap? - No.Copy !req
250. I'll take it like that.
There's a coolingoff period.Copy !req
251. Give me your driver's license.
I'll do the paperwork.Copy !req
252. In 2 weeks it's yours.
I need it today!Copy !req
253. Sorry, that's the law.Copy !req
254. Can I have it back?Copy !req
255. Come on, Pixie.Copy !req
256. Hey, lady!Copy !req
257. You want to buy a gun today?Copy !req
258. You got a gun for sale?Copy !req
259. You do?
Step into my office.Copy !req
260. Lightweight, adjustable stock.
No!Copy !req
261. I want a Taurus.99 long barrel.Copy !req
262. Your son will love this.Copy !req
263. What'll he do with that? He carries
his gun under his jacket. - Wait!Copy !req
264. Wait a minute. Here, here.Copy !req
265. What about one of these?
You've seen Miami Vice.Copy !req
266. This is a Mac 10.
All the big dealers love this gun.Copy !req
267. I don't think that's exactly my Joey.Copy !req
268. That's a full automatic. That meansCopy !req
269. 30 shots in 2.5 seconds.
You can cut down trees with it.Copy !req
270. How much?
$500.Copy !req
271. $350.Copy !req
272. They're there.
Great.Copy !req
273. Bless you.
I'm coming down with something.Copy !req
274. You've got allergies.
I've got a fever.Copy !req
275. The Santa Anna wind's very heavy.Copy !req
276. What do you know about it!Copy !req
277. Yeah? - Mr. Parnell, we've located
the misappropriated merchandise.Copy !req
278. If you're certain it's ours...Copy !req
279. then repossess it.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
280. Bless you. - Let's go?
To work! Let's go.Copy !req
281. Do you want to sell me the gun,
or sit dreaming about $500?Copy !req
282. Okay. Don't forget that extra clip.Copy !req
283. Nice doing business with you.Copy !req
284. Come on, Pixie!Copy !req
285. He's going round the front.Copy !req
286. Damn!Copy !req
287. Morning!Copy !req
288. There you go.
Thanks.Copy !req
289. Hangover?Copy !req
290. Heartburn.Copy !req
291. What did you eat for breakfast?Copy !req
292. Juice, fruit, milk,Copy !req
293. eggs, bacon and sausage,Copy !req
294. hash browns,Copy !req
295. toast, pancakes,Copy !req
296. honey rolls,Copy !req
297. Cocoa Puffs. There's more.Copy !req
298. You must've been starving.
I wasn't hungry.Copy !req
299. My mother's visiting.Copy !req
300. Well, when your mamma cooks,
she cooks.Copy !req
301. Mind you...Copy !req
302. breakfast is supposed
to be the most important meal.Copy !req
303. Thank you, Tony.Copy !req
304. Have a nice day.
Hey, Joe. Yeah?Copy !req
305. Thank God you've arrived.
Why?Copy !req
306. Your mom's here.
My mom? Yes.Copy !req
307. Chicken pox?Copy !req
308. Looks very good in spots.Copy !req
309. Told everybody it was freckles.Copy !req
310. Mom, are you okay?
Fine. These things happen.Copy !req
311. What things? - She witnessed
a murder. - A murder?Copy !req
312. Yeah, downtown.
What were you doing downtown?Copy !req
313. Shopping. Just relax. Have a cookie.
Shut up!Copy !req
314. Maybe I should get the lieutenant...
What's going on?Copy !req
315. Nothing.
I'm a witness.Copy !req
316. Who is this?
I'll introduce you.Copy !req
317. Ross, you better shut up, I mean it.
This is Tutti, Joey's mom.Copy !req
318. Joey's mom?
That's right, Gwen.Copy !req
319. My mom.
As you can see,Copy !req
320. it's been a shock for her,
so I'm taking her home.Copy !req
321. Mrs. Bomowski is one of my
principle witnesses. - Your witness?Copy !req
322. It's my case. Your mom's happy
to stay to the end of the month.Copy !req
323. You said what?Copy !req
324. You are so beautiful, Gwen.
That lovely hair and that smile.Copy !req
325. Joey, if you'd worn your retainers,
you could've had teeth like that.Copy !req
326. Say goodbye, we're going home.
Not so fast.Copy !req
327. I want to interview the witness.Copy !req
328. What are you trying to do? - To you?
This is just ridiculous!Copy !req
329. It's ridiculous
your mother witnessed a murder?Copy !req
330. No, Ross sticking his head into it.Copy !req
331. I can't transfer it to you.
He's told her to stay in town.Copy !req
332. She's supposed to go back Monday.
That was before the killing.Copy !req
333. Can't we fly her back? If she stays
past Monday, I'll kill her myself.Copy !req
334. What's wrong with you?
She seems wonderful. Warm, caring...Copy !req
335. Obviously crazy about you.
Crazy is right.Copy !req
336. She talks to total strangers
about my diaper rash!Copy !req
337. She loves you, Joe.
Her love is driving me nuts!Copy !req
338. Either way, she's staying.Copy !req
339. Joe, come on. How bad can it be?Copy !req
340. Two, three weeks tops.Copy !req
341. This is about us, right?Copy !req
342. This is about revenge?Copy !req
343. Are you suggesting
I would use my rank? - Yes!Copy !req
344. Don't let the door hit you
on your way out, Detective.Copy !req
345. You can call me Lieutenant.Copy !req
346. Don't be so gloomy! Think of all
the time we'll spend together.Copy !req
347. Don't you want to hear my plan?Copy !req
348. I want to brush my teeth
and go to bed.Copy !req
349. You and I can crack this case.Copy !req
350. When we find the killer,
you'll probably be promoted.Copy !req
351. And things will work out with Gwen.Copy !req
352. Goodnight.Copy !req
353. I didn't tell Ross what I really saw.Copy !req
354. I held it all back for you.Copy !req
355. You're joking, right, Mom?
No, it's not a joke.Copy !req
356. You can't fool around with homicide.Copy !req
357. You need this to get promoted.Copy !req
358. I don't want a promotion.
You're only a sergeant. I like it.Copy !req
359. Next you'll tell me
you like where you live.Copy !req
360. I do. Mom, I'm happy.
I don't want to get promoted.Copy !req
361. I don't want to get married.
I like my life.Copy !req
362. I can wear my underwear more than
once, leave the toilet seat up...Copy !req
363. Watch what I want on TV.
Mom, I like my life!Copy !req
364. You call this a life?Copy !req
365. Goodnight, Mom.Copy !req
366. Back off, back off!Copy !req
367. I'm going in.
He has an automatic.Copy !req
368. Joe, are you crazy?Copy !req
369. Mom, what are you doing here?Copy !req
370. Mommy's got to change you.Copy !req
371. I don't want to be changed.Copy !req
372. I've got to change you.
I can change you.Copy !req
373. Stop trying to change me!Copy !req
374. Joey, are you alright?
I'm fine.Copy !req
375. Sounded like you were having
a bad dream. - No, I'm fine, really.Copy !req
376. I should tuck you in.
Don't, Mom.Copy !req
377. Let me tuck you in.
I don't wanna be tucked in.Copy !req
378. Joey, let me tuck you in.Copy !req
379. You just snuggle down.
I don't wanna snuggle.Copy !req
380. You were just having a bad dream.Copy !req
381. Remember when you were little
and I used to sing to you.Copy !req
382. Oh, God!
Aw, shush.Copy !req
383. See if we can remember how that goes.
Mom, please don't.Copy !req
384. Lullaby and goodnight,
thy mother's delight.Copy !req
385. With down overspread,
here's baby's wee bed.Copy !req
386. Lullaby and goodnight,Copy !req
387. lay thee down now and rest.Copy !req
388. Lullaby and goodnight,Copy !req
389. may thy slumber be best.Copy !req
390. Goodnight, Joey.Copy !req
391. Morning, Mom.Copy !req
392. Better get going or we'll be late.
I didn't want to wake you.Copy !req
393. Better get you to the station
for your 9:30 appointment with Ross.Copy !req
394. I'm not saying anything.
I won't argue.Copy !req
395. If he arrests you for withholding
evidence, that's your problem.Copy !req
396. Suppose you don't want your present?Copy !req
397. Present?
Just a little something...Copy !req
398. A present?Copy !req
399. You don't deserve it.
Come on, Mom. Please.Copy !req
400. I love presents.Copy !req
401. It's heavy.Copy !req
402. Jesus!Copy !req
403. Is it the wrong kind? - Wrong kind?
It's illegal. Where did you get it?Copy !req
404. From those guys who got shot.Copy !req
405. A machine gun off the back of a van?Copy !req
406. In the store
they said I had to "cool off."Copy !req
407. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
408. I wanted it to be a surprise.Copy !req
409. It is!Copy !req
410. You're saying it was a big car?Copy !req
411. Don't know
if I'd call it big exactly.Copy !req
412. So it was a small car.Copy !req
413. Difficult to say. To me it was big.
To you it might have been small.Copy !req
414. Like a Cadillac?
Which model?Copy !req
415. Any model!Copy !req
416. A few years ago...Copy !req
417. there was a small one.
Was it like the Cimarron?Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. Definitely not like the Cimarron.Copy !req
420. Let's take a break.Copy !req
421. You're tired.
Are you eating right?Copy !req
422. I could bring you
some lentil soup. - Be right back.Copy !req
423. So far, so good, Pixie.Copy !req
424. Gwen, do you have a minute?
Sure.Copy !req
425. Jesus! That's a full automatic.
I know.Copy !req
426. And your mother... Okay, Joe.
I'll trace the gun. - Thanks.Copy !req
427. No telling what she'll come home with.
I know.Copy !req
428. I really appreciate it.
If you don't mind?Copy !req
429. Try not to kill anyone with it.
She's too little. Wouldn't hit her.Copy !req
430. Who's the little boy by the pool?
Joey, only 9 and all those muscles!Copy !req
431. You can already see
he's going to have nice equipment.Copy !req
432. Don't be embarrassed.
I'm old, but I'm still a woman.Copy !req
433. Tell me, do you love my Joey?Copy !req
434. I don't know.
I did love him. Maybe I still do.Copy !req
435. He loves you.
He never shows it.Copy !req
436. That's Joey.
Doesn't mean he doesn't love you.Copy !req
437. If he'd just show me how he feels!Copy !req
438. A box of candy,
a bunch of flowers...Copy !req
439. He never sent you flowers?
Never. Oh, Joe...Copy !req
440. And me being a lieutenant
just makes things worse.Copy !req
441. Did you see this one?Copy !req
442. Very serious looking.
How old is he there?Copy !req
443. 13. This was taken
just after his father died.Copy !req
444. I went to pieces,
no good for anything for days.Copy !req
445. Joey did everything.Copy !req
446. He arranged the funeral,
called the family...Copy !req
447. picked out the casket...Copy !req
448. talked to the priest...Copy !req
449. But he never cried.Copy !req
450. I know Joe loved his father.Copy !req
451. But to this day
I don't know if he ever cried.Copy !req
452. You were talking about something.
It was nothing.Copy !req
453. You were both crying!
Girl talk. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
454. You have a gift for starting trouble.Copy !req
455. Don't interfere with Gwen and me.
Well, somebody has to.Copy !req
456. She's a lovely girl,
and you never send her flowers.Copy !req
457. I'll get the door.Copy !req
458. Mom, this is the point of no return!Copy !req
459. I've had it.Copy !req
460. I've completely had it.
I'm taking you to the apartment,Copy !req
461. I'm going to handcuff you to a sink,
and put you on the first plane home.Copy !req
462. Here you are. Let's go.Copy !req
463. Ask me what I saw!
I don't want to know.Copy !req
464. Ask me.
No!Copy !req
465. Ask me what I saw.Copy !req
466. You're an old lady from Newark.Copy !req
467. You knit, make jam,
talk on the phone. That's it!Copy !req
468. What did you see?Copy !req
469. The man who sold me the gun.
The one that got away. And his van.Copy !req
470. Really? Was he little? Big?Copy !req
471. Big, 6'3", 320 lbs.Copy !req
472. He had a tattoo of a coiled snake
with "God Rides a Harley" above it.Copy !req
473. Will you remember this?
A Chevy van, gun-metal gray, an '82.Copy !req
474. The year with the longer wheelbase.Copy !req
475. License plate:Copy !req
476. JL2-661.Copy !req
477. This is 90W2, give me 90W90.Copy !req
478. Go ahead, 90W2.Copy !req
479. Could you find Tony and tell him
I need another favor. - 10-4.Copy !req
480. Where's your boyfriend and the guns?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
481. I hardly know the guy.Copy !req
482. Paulie, nothing down there.Copy !req
483. Check the garage. - I did,
there's nothing. - Well, check there.Copy !req
484. Is this the house?
That's where the van's registered.Copy !req
485. Shall I cover the back?
We're not partners!Copy !req
486. Okay, okay.Copy !req
487. We're not connecting here, honey.Copy !req
488. Keep her quiet!Copy !req
489. Wrong house?Copy !req
490. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
491. Come on.Copy !req
492. Oh gosh, no!Copy !req
493. Okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
494. Joey, are you alright?Copy !req
495. Don't jump!Copy !req
496. Get in, sweetie!
We're gonna nail those turkeys!Copy !req
497. Okay, Ma. Make a right!
Okay. That's good.Copy !req
498. Sorry.
It was an accident.Copy !req
499. Jump!
Use the road!Copy !req
500. Watch it!Copy !req
501. Way to go, Mom!Copy !req
502. Floor it!Copy !req
503. They're going left.
Slow down.Copy !req
504. Left! Slow it down!Copy !req
505. Be careful!Copy !req
506. There's nothing in there.
I already looked.Copy !req
507. What's in the file?
It's the trace on the gun, isn't it?Copy !req
508. What does it say, Joe?
I haven't read it.Copy !req
509. I'm giving it to Ross.Copy !req
510. I don't believe this.
Believe it!Copy !req
511. Look who it is.
Norman Bates and his mom!Copy !req
512. Cut it out!
You're going to tell him?Copy !req
513. My mother lied.Copy !req
514. She got the license plate
and I traced the address.Copy !req
515. Shit!
Watch your mouth.Copy !req
516. That's rich coming from the most
pathetic cop ever in this precinct.Copy !req
517. Is there anything else...Copy !req
518. I should know?
Yes, Detective.Copy !req
519. We think you're an asshole.Copy !req
520. Take a walk with me.Copy !req
521. Think I'm going to take that?Copy !req
522. She's just an old lady.Copy !req
523. A monster, that's what she is.
And her cookies suck!Copy !req
524. Watch what you say!
I'm not watching anything!Copy !req
525. If you even look at this case...Copy !req
526. I'll throw your mom in a county canCopy !req
527. before you can say "Golden Ager"!
Are you threatening my mother?Copy !req
528. You, your mom...Copy !req
529. Your whole goddamn family.Copy !req
530. Ross, you just made
a big mistake. - Oh, sure.Copy !req
531. What are you doing?Copy !req
532. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
533. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
534. You forgot to dry your hands.
Ross needs the towels more than me.Copy !req
535. Ross needs the towels?
Long story. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
536. I have your toothbrush.
My toothbrush?Copy !req
537. Yeah.Copy !req
538. With the frog's head.
I forgot to pack it.Copy !req
539. Thanks.Copy !req
540. Lieutenant!Copy !req
541. I want to file a complaint
against him and his mom...Copy !req
542. for assault
and withholding information.Copy !req
543. What, Ross?
Nothing, just flushing him out.Copy !req
544. I'm gonna see you suspended.Copy !req
545. Ross! - What?
Get back to your desk.Copy !req
546. Oh, Lieutenant...
Now! Please.Copy !req
547. It's a man thing.
I'd better get back to my desk too.Copy !req
548. Oh, Gwen. Thanks for the brush.Copy !req
549. The gun was part of a shipment...Copy !req
550. that wound up downtown.Copy !req
551. The warehouse burnt down and
the watchman was killed in the fire.Copy !req
552. Big explosion of ammunition.Copy !req
553. Guns destroyed,
cause of the fire never established.Copy !req
554. Company goes broke.
Insurance pays 12 million.Copy !req
555. Are you listening?Copy !req
556. Like Mr. Krueger. He burnt his
luncheonette down for the insurance.Copy !req
557. They found the silver at home.
Same thing here.Copy !req
558. Your gun didn't get burned.Copy !req
559. Mama knows! When we get home,
I'm gonna make you a fresh hamburger.Copy !req
560. She doesn't like fast food.
It's not that. What?Copy !req
561. Ross' face when you said,
we think you're an asshole.Copy !req
562. I gave it to him good.Copy !req
563. Blew him away. - His ass was grass,
and I was the lawnmower.Copy !req
564. You're really something, Mom.Copy !req
565. I'm going to go up
and talk to these guys. Be right back.Copy !req
566. We could do "good cop, bad cop"!
I can handle it. Thanks.Copy !req
567. Do you really want to go?
You know I do. Okay.Copy !req
568. Go downstairs and sniff around.Copy !req
569. I'll be upstairs with the big boys.Copy !req
570. It's that cop.Copy !req
571. Get in the side office
till he's gone. Move it!Copy !req
572. Yeah, show the officer in.Copy !req
573. Detective Joseph Bomuwski.
Bomowski. Good afternoon.Copy !req
574. What can I do for you?Copy !req
575. I'm investigating a warehouse fire,
a lot of weapons were destroyed.Copy !req
576. You collected the insurance.
Yes.Copy !req
577. I hope there isn't any problem.
What would say if we had evidenceCopy !req
578. that the weapons
weren't destroyed in the fire.Copy !req
579. That we were the victim of a fraud.Copy !req
580. You don't look like a victim,
you look more like a beneficiary.Copy !req
581. Excuse me.Copy !req
582. A woman out there
is claiming to be your mother. - No!Copy !req
583. Sorry. - That's alright.
They tried... I'll handle this.Copy !req
584. I say we work them over!
Just wait outside.Copy !req
585. It's almost under control.
Joe...Copy !req
586. they're being audited.
I know an audit when I see one.Copy !req
587. Mom, later!
It's the motive.Copy !req
588. Gesundheit!Copy !req
589. Lot of accusations flying around.Copy !req
590. What do you want?Copy !req
591. To look at the warehouse.
Any problem with that?Copy !req
592. Do you have a warrant?Copy !req
593. Or your mother?
No.Copy !req
594. But I've a good mind...Copy !req
595. to give you
a spanking you won't forget.Copy !req
596. Do I go to the warehouse
or do I get a warrant?Copy !req
597. Give the detective
the address of the warehouse...Copy !req
598. where we had that fire,
with the keys and whatever else.Copy !req
599. Thanks for your time. Mom, let's go!Copy !req
600. For now you can keep your pants on.Copy !req
601. But just remember:Copy !req
602. I'll be back!
What? Did I embarrass you?Copy !req
603. Yeah, "I'll be back"!Copy !req
604. I heard a cop say that.
Terminators say that, not cops.Copy !req
605. Get out here!Copy !req
606. You idiots! Not only do you
let ten cases of guns get stolenCopy !req
607. and screw up their return.
I've now got...Copy !req
608. some cop's weird mother
threatening to spank me!Copy !req
609. We'll take care of them. They won't
bother you. - They'd better not.Copy !req
610. I'll get the plane tomorrow.
All you've got to do is make sure...Copy !req
611. everyone keeps quiet for 24 hours.Copy !req
612. Make it look like an accident.Copy !req
613. Don't like the look of this.
It's dangerous, don't go.Copy !req
614. It's not dangerous.Copy !req
615. So I can go too?
Oh no.Copy !req
616. We're working so well together.Copy !req
617. Right, and working well together
means looking out for each other.Copy !req
618. What are you doing?Copy !req
619. Answer me! What are you doing?
What does it look like?Copy !req
620. Looks like you're locking me in.
Got my detective skills from you.Copy !req
621. That's not gonna work.Copy !req
622. Let's put that in here.Copy !req
623. How does this thing go?Copy !req
624. Hello, hello.Copy !req
625. This is a police radio band.
Please identify yourself.Copy !req
626. Tutti Bomowski, Joe's mom.Copy !req
627. Hi, Mrs. Bomowski, this is John.
Thanks for the cookies. What's up?Copy !req
628. I'm so embarrassed.Copy !req
629. Somehow I managed to lock
myself in Joe's car. Is that silly?Copy !req
630. No problem, Mrs. Bomowski.Copy !req
631. You're going to look for a Slim Jim,
a long, thin piece of metal.Copy !req
632. Shoot!Copy !req
633. Jesus! - I don't want to live
in a world where my son locks me in.Copy !req
634. Enough bullets in that gun?
Quiet!Copy !req
635. Because if you don't, I do.Copy !req
636. Where did you get that?
From your messy glove compartment.Copy !req
637. Give it me.
No.Copy !req
638. Give it to me.
No.Copy !req
639. Mom, down!Copy !req
640. Jump!Copy !req
641. Is Pixie okay?
She's okay.Copy !req
642. Shit!Copy !req
643. What are you going to do?Copy !req
644. Take the dog.Copy !req
645. Get over there. - Where?
Against the wall. Okay.Copy !req
646. Get back!Copy !req
647. Stop! Police!Copy !req
648. Get down!
They're getting away!Copy !req
649. Stop!Copy !req
650. Or my mom will shoot!Copy !req
651. A little high,
but not bad for a beginner.Copy !req
652. Paulie! Start it up fast!Copy !req
653. Turn around.
I'm not going nowhere.Copy !req
654. Take it easy!
Great collar, Joe.Copy !req
655. Think you could mess with my boy?Copy !req
656. Gesundheit.Copy !req
657. Dusty here.Copy !req
658. Put it in that chair.Copy !req
659. Alright, file this.
I want to see a lawyer.Copy !req
660. And a doctor.
You're spreading germs.Copy !req
661. Tell Ross me and my mother
cracked his case wide open.Copy !req
662. Before you say anything...Copy !req
663. What was that?Copy !req
664. I'm just happy you've unlocked
those hidden feelings. - Feelings?Copy !req
665. What do you mean? - The flowers.
I've never seen so many roses.Copy !req
666. I don't believe it.
What?Copy !req
667. She's always got to interfere.
Drives me crazy! - What?Copy !req
668. It was my mom.Copy !req
669. You mean you didn't send the roses?Copy !req
670. Of course I didn't.Copy !req
671. I didn't mean it...Copy !req
672. Mom, get your
senior citizen's butt in here!Copy !req
673. What?Copy !req
674. Don't say a word!Copy !req
675. Something about Gwen?
I want to talk to you!Copy !req
676. No need to shout.
This is my house.Copy !req
677. I know this is hard for you,
but I've drawn up a list of rules.Copy !req
678. I don't like the tone of your voice.Copy !req
679. Rule no. 1: Never say
you don't like the tone of my voice!Copy !req
680. Rule no. 2...Copy !req
681. You've written a list?
Yes, and don't interrupt.Copy !req
682. No. 2:Copy !req
683. Don't interfere with my love life.Copy !req
684. She didn't like the flowers?
They were a big hit!Copy !req
685. 3: Don't clean!
4: Don't iron my underwear!Copy !req
686. 5: Never tell anyone the embarrassing
things from when I was a kid!Copy !req
687. Just a minute...
This is nonnegotiable.Copy !req
688. 6: Don't clean, buy, or shoot guns!Copy !req
689. 7: Here's a public
safety message: No driving!Copy !req
690. 8: Never say breakfast is
the most important meal. And 9:Copy !req
691. The photos stay in New Jersey.Copy !req
692. Anything else?Copy !req
693. 10: Sometimes forget I'm your son
and treat me like a human being.Copy !req
694. You can't treat me like this.
Yes, I can. Think about it.Copy !req
695. You think making me follow
these rules will improve your life?Copy !req
696. I'm not listening.
I'll tell you what your problem is.Copy !req
697. Rule no. 11: Don't tell me
what my problem is. I know what it is.Copy !req
698. An old lady with a dog.Copy !req
699. You don't love enough. If someone
gets close, you shut them out.Copy !req
700. Like me and Gwen.
You see this?Copy !req
701. She turned into Or. Ruth!Copy !req
702. It scares you that Gwen loves you.Copy !req
703. When you meet someone special,
you should grab hold of them.Copy !req
704. What are you talking about?
About waking up...Copy !req
705. and finding you're 60 years old...Copy !req
706. in a little apartment
all by yourself, wishing you had...Copy !req
707. someone as special as Gwen.Copy !req
708. She's right.
She's really upset.Copy !req
709. Finished?Copy !req
710. For your information:
I didn't dump Gwen, she dumped me.Copy !req
711. Gwen, I just...Copy !req
712. I just called to say you're special.Copy !req
713. Oh Christ, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
714. I just called...Copy !req
715. to say that you're so special.Copy !req
716. And when you meet
someone special, you should...Copy !req
717. grab hold.Copy !req
718. You should grab hold of them.Copy !req
719. Oh, come on!Copy !req
720. Just do it right.Copy !req
721. When you meet someone special,
you should grab hold of them. - Joe?Copy !req
722. What are you doing here so late?Copy !req
723. Just catching up on paperwork.Copy !req
724. I had to pick some stuff up.Copy !req
725. Want to catch up on paperwork, too?Copy !req
726. Sure.Copy !req
727. To paperwork.Copy !req
728. Look...Copy !req
729. I'm sorry that I hit you.Copy !req
730. I was just
disappointed about the flowers.Copy !req
731. I deserved to get hit.
I made a mess of everything.Copy !req
732. I wish I'd sent you the flowers.Copy !req
733. Really?Copy !req
734. You're so special.Copy !req
735. When you meet
someone as special as you,Copy !req
736. you should grab them.Copy !req
737. Otherwise, one morning
you'll wake up and you're 60,Copy !req
738. living alone in a little apartment.Copy !req
739. And you wish...Copy !req
740. you had the chance
to love someone as special as you.Copy !req
741. That's the sweetest thing
anyone's said to me.Copy !req
742. My mother said it, Gwen.Copy !req
743. Your mother? - She was right.
Jesus, it kills me.Copy !req
744. Does this kill you?Copy !req
745. Hey, boss. What's happening?
There you are.Copy !req
746. Take a look at this note.Copy !req
747. "I regret my life of crime.Copy !req
748. I can't live anymore. J. Parnell."Copy !req
749. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
750. You've been under pressure lately.Copy !req
751. You might be overreacting.Copy !req
752. We've got the weapons,
we're going to South America,Copy !req
753. and claiming lots of money.
Why are you so depressed?Copy !req
754. I'm not going to kill myself.Copy !req
755. It's part of the plan.Copy !req
756. They read the note, we disappear.
Then they don't come looking for us.Copy !req
757. Good idea.Copy !req
758. No, no. That's a great idea.Copy !req
759. There's one for you too. You sign thatCopy !req
760. and we can get out of here.Copy !req
761. Make sure you sign it clearly.Copy !req
762. Let me take a look at that.Copy !req
763. Very nice.Copy !req
764. That hurts.Copy !req
765. "Dear Joe. I'm sorry. I can't
help myself. I love you too much.Copy !req
766. I've left to be
out of your way. Love, Mom. PS:Copy !req
767. About the flowers.
I've ruined it for you and Gwen.Copy !req
768. Maybe one day
you can forgive me.Copy !req
769. There's a pineapple
upside-down cake in the icebox."Copy !req
770. Damn!Copy !req
771. Hey!
Sorry!Copy !req
772. Excuse me!Copy !req
773. Wait!
Hey, slow down.Copy !req
774. You alright?Copy !req
775. Mom, stop!Copy !req
776. No, Joe,
you got to live your own life.Copy !req
777. You were right.
I don't want you to go.Copy !req
778. Slow down. - You were right
about grabbing onto Gwen.Copy !req
779. I was wrong.Copy !req
780. When I told her,
it changed everything.Copy !req
781. It did?
Yes. Mom, I want you to stay.Copy !req
782. Quick, stop the cart!Copy !req
783. Really?Copy !req
784. You know I do.Copy !req
785. Now tell me.Copy !req
786. What did Gwen say when you told her?Copy !req
787. That it's the sweetest thing
anyone ever said to her.Copy !req
788. And then?
That's what she said.Copy !req
789. You didn't propose to her?
No, but I mean it's a beginning.Copy !req
790. It's a missed opportunity.
Wait. Wait.Copy !req
791. Stop right there.
What?Copy !req
792. You're doing it again.
What?Copy !req
793. Interfering. Rule no. 2.Copy !req
794. You can't be serious about the rules?Copy !req
795. Gate 18, fast!
Don't want her to miss her flight.Copy !req
796. What are you doing?Copy !req
797. Have a nice ride home.
What are you doing?Copy !req
798. Thank you. Joey!Copy !req
799. Joseph A. Bomowski,
this is your mother talking.Copy !req
800. Wait a minute!
Can't we discuss these rules?Copy !req
801. They're non-negotiable.
What about a little flexibility?Copy !req
802. Flexibility? Give you an inch,
you take the entire turnpike. - Okay.Copy !req
803. Okay what?Copy !req
804. The rules.Copy !req
805. You got a deal.Copy !req
806. You got a deal.Copy !req
807. It'll be the best weekend
we ever spent together. - Maybe not.Copy !req
808. Stay here.Copy !req
809. Got him! - I told you
to wait outside. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
810. You promised to leave me alone.Copy !req
811. So, I'll start tomorrow.Copy !req
812. I give up.Copy !req
813. Holy moley!
That's the guy who sold me the gun.Copy !req
814. It is?
Yeah.Copy !req
815. More chocolate, Mitchell?
No thanks, Mrs. Bomowski.Copy !req
816. You, sweetie?
No, I'm fine.Copy !req
817. Why'd you come here?
It's not even my case.Copy !req
818. To save my girlfriend's life.Copy !req
819. My house ain't safe.
My brother's dead.Copy !req
820. I got nowhere to go.Copy !req
821. Any idea who these people are?Copy !req
822. We stole a few cases of shooters
but there were thousands of them.Copy !req
823. The ones supposed to have
been destroyed. We got them. - Where?Copy !req
824. Brunswick airstrip.
Outside of Ventura. It went bankrupt.Copy !req
825. A savings and loan took it over.
Great. Joe and I'll check it out.Copy !req
826. Remember when I was in school,
every week you would call my teachersCopy !req
827. to see if I was doing good
and cutting class.Copy !req
828. Embarrassed the hell out of me.Copy !req
829. It wasn't you didn't trust me...Copy !req
830. you just wanted to make sure...Copy !req
831. I didn't get into trouble.Copy !req
832. You finally understand.
I do understand.Copy !req
833. And I want you
to understand why I have to do...Copy !req
834. this!Copy !req
835. Whoa, bummer!Copy !req
836. I once did this before
when Joey was 9.Copy !req
837. He got his head caught in a railing.
The problem was his ears.Copy !req
838. They were so big for his age.
They kept getting caught on the bars.Copy !req
839. I got it. I did it.Copy !req
840. I'm out! I did it!
Yo, Mrs. B! Way to go, babe!Copy !req
841. Sometimes I impress myself.Copy !req
842. Could you help me off?Copy !req
843. Where's my gun? I'm outta here.
With your keys in the bathroom.Copy !req
844. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
845. Major bummer.Copy !req
846. Sorry, Mitchell.
I need your car.Copy !req
847. And I don't think
Joey wants you going off to Mexico.Copy !req
848. Hold still. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
849. Be back to get you, babe.Copy !req
850. Get back.Copy !req
851. Sergeant Bomowski. I need assistance
at Brunkswick airstrip, right away.Copy !req
852. Let me go!
Hurry up.Copy !req
853. Move it. Come on.Copy !req
854. Where's your little boy?Copy !req
855. You won't get away with this.
My Joe will be all over you.Copy !req
856. Get her on the plane,
so her son can't interfere.Copy !req
857. When we get her over the ocean,
we'll see how well she can swim.Copy !req
858. Move it! Move it!Copy !req
859. Sit down.Copy !req
860. Shit!Copy !req
861. Get out there and find him.Copy !req
862. Get off. Take her down.Copy !req
863. Oh God!Copy !req
864. Where are you taking me?Copy !req
865. Shut up!
Joey!Copy !req
866. There you are. Drop it!Copy !req
867. You okay?
Why are you here?Copy !req
868. I came to back you up.
Get him inside!Copy !req
869. Let her go.Copy !req
870. Do you think
I'd be content with just killing you?Copy !req
871. Let her go!Copy !req
872. Or what?Copy !req
873. It's over. Parnell, it's all over.Copy !req
874. Get the car.
I'll tell you what's over.Copy !req
875. Say goodbye to your little boy.Copy !req
876. You're next. Hold it!Copy !req
877. You know...Copy !req
878. this is really going
to give me a great deal of pleasure.Copy !req
879. Nobody hurts my baby.Copy !req
880. Gee whiz. You shot him.Copy !req
881. No shit.Copy !req
882. Mom, you saved my life.Copy !req
883. That's what moms are for.Copy !req
884. I can't believe it,
but I'm sad to see you go.Copy !req
885. Don't worry. I'll be back.
Not too soon, I hope. Just kidding.Copy !req
886. It's been great, Tutti.
Such fun.Copy !req
887. I can see why you like police work.
It's so stimulating. - Yeah.Copy !req
888. Can I see the ring?
Okay.Copy !req
889. Beautiful. I couldn't have done
better if I'd picked it out myself.Copy !req
890. I thought you did.
Mom, that's your flight.Copy !req
891. Well, thanks for everything.Copy !req
892. I think that man is a criminal.Copy !req
893. I recognize him from TV.Copy !req
894. I don't think so. You'll be late.
Joe, look.Copy !req
895. He's trying to avoid the detector!Copy !req
896. Please!
Hey, young man!Copy !req
897. Don't give me that innocent look.Copy !req
898. My son is a police officer.
Draw your gun. He's getting away.Copy !req
899. Rule no. 12: Listen to your mother!Copy !req
900. Move!Copy !req
901. Here. Cuffs!Copy !req
902. Let us through. Police.Copy !req
903. Joey, now I remember what he did.Copy !req
904. He shot his mother!Copy !req