1. Please, come closer.Copy !req
2. Have a seat.Copy !req
3. Tell me...
what makes you think...Copy !req
4. you are so qualified
for this assignment?Copy !req
5. Well, my previous occupation...Copy !req
6. was Captain
of the Galactic Alliance...Copy !req
7. but... ahem... after my last
mission, I was retired.Copy !req
8. You let Experiment 626 escape.Copy !req
9. It wasn't my fault!
The little trog...Copy !req
10. Calm down!Copy !req
11. This job has absolutely
nothing to do with 626.Copy !req
12. I know what the job is about...Copy !req
13. and I believe
I know the location...Copy !req
14. of the item you seek.Copy !req
15. Where is it? Where?Copy !req
16. A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant.
They call it Earth.Copy !req
17. Hey, Nani, you need some help?Copy !req
18. Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
19. - Where's Lilo?
- She's not with you?Copy !req
20. Look, a parking space! Whoa!Copy !req
21. Uhh. Uhh.Copy !req
22. Ridiculous Earth vehicle.
Needs evil genius tune-up.Copy !req
23. I am thrilled.Copy !req
24. My very first day
at an Earth beach.Copy !req
25. I've been studying
mingling with locals.Copy !req
26. Hang loose!Copy !req
27. Whatever.Copy !req
28. Are you sure woolly
one-piece bathing suit...Copy !req
29. is from proper century?Copy !req
30. Absolutely. Put on your hat.Copy !req
31. Have you two seen Lilo?Copy !req
32. We thought little girl
was with you.Copy !req
33. Today, you'll take
your rightful place...Copy !req
34. as part of
the Hawaiian community.Copy !req
35. Are you ready?Copy !req
36. Hajibah!Copy !req
37. Nice skirt,
but you don't need to dress up.Copy !req
38. Just be yourself.Copy !req
39. Unh!Copy !req
40. Hi!Copy !req
41. Maybe not that much yourself.Copy !req
42. Now, remember, in Hawaii...Copy !req
43. everybody calls each other
"cousin."Copy !req
44. Not because we're all related...Copy !req
45. because we're one big ohana...Copy !req
46. one happy family.Copy !req
47. - Mmm. Mmm.
- You'll be fine.Copy !req
48. Just say, "Aloha, cousin."Copy !req
49. Go on.Copy !req
50. Aloha, cousin.Copy !req
51. No!Copy !req
52. I got it.Copy !req
53. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
54. Heh. Aloha, cousin.Copy !req
55. Mmm. Smells good.Copy !req
56. OK, who wants
to slice the pineapple?Copy !req
57. Aggataga!Copy !req
58. What happened?Copy !req
59. Oh, no.Copy !req
60. Not good.Copy !req
61. Hey, that's my chain saw.Copy !req
62. Whoa!Copy !req
63. That blue dude,
he's, like, totally freaky.Copy !req
64. I told Lilo... no pets.Copy !req
65. H-h-hi.Copy !req
66. Hi.Copy !req
67. Hello.Copy !req
68. Ohh.Copy !req
69. I brought ice cream.Copy !req
70. Ohh.Copy !req
71. It wasn't that bad.Copy !req
72. After you left,
I got to help put out the fire.Copy !req
73. Oh. No cousins.Copy !req
74. You're a part of
our ohana now...Copy !req
75. but getting everybody else
to like you is harder.Copy !req
76. Trust me. I know.Copy !req
77. - I'm freaky.
- You're different.Copy !req
78. You're one of a kind...Copy !req
79. like Frankenstein.Copy !req
80. Ohh.Copy !req
81. You sure you can watch Lilo
for a couple of hours?Copy !req
82. You two go, have a good time.Copy !req
83. Everything here
is completely under control.Copy !req
84. Aah!Copy !req
85. Why, I'm even fixing
my very first Earth dinner.Copy !req
86. You're fixing dog food.Copy !req
87. I know.
It makes its own gravy.Copy !req
88. Mmm.Copy !req
89. Here.
Why don't you take this?Copy !req
90. Leafy greens?Copy !req
91. No. It's money... for pizza.Copy !req
92. They deliver.Copy !req
93. Really? Fascinating.Copy !req
94. Don't worry. They'll be fine.Copy !req
95. Yeah, I guess they're OK...Copy !req
96. but I think Pleakley
tries on my clothes.Copy !req
97. Ooh.Copy !req
98. Insert tab "A"
into chromosome "B."Copy !req
99. - Um, Jumba?
- Spies!Copy !req
100. Oh, 626. What do you want?
I'm busy doing genius work here.Copy !req
101. Oh. Kanja-ooga.Copy !req
102. No cousins?
Well, of course not.Copy !req
103. We are each one of a kind,
you and I...Copy !req
104. evil genius scientist
and evil genius creation...Copy !req
105. all alone in infinite universe.Copy !req
106. Sure, you have maybe found
tiny adopted Earth family...Copy !req
107. but we have no,
as you say, cousins.Copy !req
108. Oh.Copy !req
109. - Huh?
- What is this?Copy !req
110. Must be the pizza.
I'll get it!Copy !req
111. Gantu!Copy !req
112. He's come back for Stitch.Copy !req
113. Hurry.
We can sneak out the back.Copy !req
114. - Jumba, where are you going?
- I got to take care of thing.Copy !req
115. What is that?Copy !req
116. What is what?Copy !req
117. You can't have Stitch,
you big dummy!Copy !req
118. Dinko te fabba.Copy !req
119. I'm not fat...Copy !req
120. and I'm not here for
the failed experiment 626.Copy !req
121. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
122. - Stitch!
- Where's Jumba?Copy !req
123. You must take this and hide.Copy !req
124. Oh, no. This is something bad...
evil and bad.Copy !req
125. - Take it. Take it.
- No. Evil.Copy !req
126. - Take it. Take it.
- No. Bad.Copy !req
127. - Take it. Take it.
- No. Evil.Copy !req
128. - Take it. Take it.
- No. Bad.Copy !req
129. Very funny.Copy !req
130. Not to make a peep,
my little one-eyed one...Copy !req
131. our entire galaxy is doomed.Copy !req
132. But how am I
supposed to breathe?Copy !req
133. Jumba Jookiba.Copy !req
134. Gantu. Not see long time.Copy !req
135. - Where are they?
- They? Who they?Copy !req
136. The other 625 experiments.Copy !req
137. Ha ha ha.
You must have me confused...Copy !req
138. with other
evil genius scientist.Copy !req
139. What have we here?Copy !req
140. Uh, is ping-pong ball.Copy !req
141. Is Earth sport.
Like tennis, but tinier.Copy !req
142. You're a bad liar, Jumba.Copy !req
143. Where are
the other experiment pods?Copy !req
144. I never discuss scientific
research with big dummies.Copy !req
145. Then perhaps
you'll discuss it...Copy !req
146. with your former partner,
Dr. Hamsterviel.Copy !req
147. Hamsterviel is alive?Copy !req
148. And he wants
his experiments back.Copy !req
149. Jumba?Copy !req
150. Help?Copy !req
151. He's taking Jumba!Copy !req
152. Ookata Jumba.Copy !req
153. What?Copy !req
154. No!Copy !req
155. Jumba!Copy !req
156. What are we going to do?Copy !req
157. Where are you going?Copy !req
158. Wait up!Copy !req
159. Jumba and Pleakley's ship.Copy !req
160. Don't we need the keys?Copy !req
161. Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz.Copy !req
162. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
163. Thanks for the...
Well, I guess it was a date.Copy !req
164. - Was it?
- We split the bill.Copy !req
165. Yeah, but I paid the tip.Copy !req
166. David, I'm not ready
for a real date yet.Copy !req
167. Things are still
kind of lolo around here.Copy !req
168. Come on. How bad can it be?Copy !req
169. Oh, no.Copy !req
170. Lilo?Copy !req
171. - Lilo!
- Anybody here?Copy !req
172. Lilo!Copy !req
173. - No sign of her.
- Or Stitch or those other two.Copy !req
174. You stay here
in case anybody comes back.Copy !req
175. I'm going to go into town
to look for them.Copy !req
176. I'm sure it's OK.Copy !req
177. She's probably just hanging out
with her new friends.Copy !req
178. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
179. - Do it again.
- Ha! Jumba.Copy !req
180. Computer,
lock hyperdrive coordinates on...Copy !req
181. Huh?Copy !req
182. Ha ha!Copy !req
183. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
184. 626, please to be sharper
with the shooting.Copy !req
185. Ha! Right up his after-burner.Copy !req
186. - Damage?
- Engine one, 75% capacity.Copy !req
187. 50% capacity.Copy !req
188. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
189. You had coffee today,
didn't you?Copy !req
190. Coconut cake and coffee.Copy !req
191. Activate boosters.Copy !req
192. That way! That way!Copy !req
193. Reroute engine power to
rear cannon and lock on target.Copy !req
194. Target locked.Copy !req
195. Fire.Copy !req
196. - Good steering.
- Mahalo.Copy !req
197. - Aggataka!
- Aah!Copy !req
198. Heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
199. We're losing all our power!Copy !req
200. My turn this time.Copy !req
201. Hyperdrive activated.Copy !req
202. Jumba?Copy !req
203. - Waaaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
204. I think we're out of gas.Copy !req
205. Eh.Copy !req
206. This is
an emergency announcement...Copy !req
207. from Earth Central Command.Copy !req
208. Aliens from outer space
have invaded Earth...Copy !req
209. and are kidnapping our most
brilliant scientists...Copy !req
210. for unknown purposes.Copy !req
211. Lilo, I knew you were OK.Copy !req
212. Hey, you're missing
our favorite movie.Copy !req
213. Does Nani know I was out
past my bedtime?Copy !req
214. Yeah.
She's out looking for you.Copy !req
215. Jumba was kidnapped by Gantu.Copy !req
216. - The big dummy?
- Yep.Copy !req
217. Aw, you and Stitch
can handle him.Copy !req
218. Hey, where'd Stitch go?Copy !req
219. Stitch?Copy !req
220. Stitch?Copy !req
221. Pleakley.Copy !req
222. Oh, gosh. Oh, my.Copy !req
223. Breathing first, talking second.Copy !req
224. I'm ready now! Jumba!
Gantu kidnapped Jumba!Copy !req
225. - I know.
- He was after this.Copy !req
226. Hey!Copy !req
227. Ooh.Copy !req
228. Container ready.
Select experiment.Copy !req
229. What is it?Copy !req
230. It's some of
Jumba's evil science.Copy !req
231. Ohh.Copy !req
232. Look at that.Copy !req
233. It's more
illegal genetic experiments!Copy !req
234. You mean there are more
besides Stitch?Copy !req
235. Well, Stitch is number 626.Copy !req
236. These must be the other 625!Copy !req
237. They don't look like him.Copy !req
238. They've obviously been
dehydrated for transport.Copy !req
239. How do they work?Copy !req
240. Well, I'm no evil genius...Copy !req
241. but I'd say
if any of these pods get wet...Copy !req
242. they would
instantly rehydrate...Copy !req
243. into one of the 625 prototype
Stitch experiments...Copy !req
244. each with its own unique and
highly destructive capability!Copy !req
245. But I'm just guessing.Copy !req
246. With more Stitches,
I bet we could rescue Jumba.Copy !req
247. We could activate one
and go back into space...Copy !req
248. Hold it! Hold everything!Copy !req
249. These experiments are highly
unstable and very dangerous.Copy !req
250. We're gonna
keep these locked up...Copy !req
251. safe and dry.Copy !req
252. And as for you two,
you must never... repeat, never...Copy !req
253. open that container.Copy !req
254. If those pods were to get wet...Copy !req
255. it could create mass mayhem
and planet-wide panic!Copy !req
256. Got it?Copy !req
257. - Got it.
- Smish!Copy !req
258. David, I looked everywhere.
Have you heard anything?Copy !req
259. They're fine, Nani.
They're playing upstairs.Copy !req
260. Hey, you know,
I'm gonna get you a cell phone.Copy !req
261. Lilo!
Thank goodness you're OK.Copy !req
262. Uhh! Stop it!
You're hugging me to death!Copy !req
263. Where were you? What happened?Copy !req
264. Captain Gantu came back
and kidnapped Jumba...Copy !req
265. so me and Stitch
hot-wired the spaceship...Copy !req
266. and we chased 'em
into outer space...Copy !req
267. which was really cool,
but then...Copy !req
268. Wait, wait, wait. While
David and I went to dinner...Copy !req
269. you went to outer space?Copy !req
270. I'm not finished.Copy !req
271. Sorry.Copy !req
272. So, Gantu got away,
and we ran out of power.Copy !req
273. And then Stitch saved
the ship...Copy !req
274. and then we came home...Copy !req
275. and then you came home and
tried to hug me to death.Copy !req
276. Now I'm finished.Copy !req
277. I thought you said
I had nothing to worry about.Copy !req
278. I was locked in a footlocker.Copy !req
279. And why are you wearing
my favorite T-shirt?Copy !req
280. It's not even your color.Copy !req
281. What are we gonna do
about Jumba?Copy !req
282. What am I, an astronaut?
He was abducted by aliens, Lilo.Copy !req
283. We can't just forget about him.Copy !req
284. He's part of our ohana.Copy !req
285. I know it's late, but I need
to talk to Cobra Bubbles.Copy !req
286. It's an emergency.Copy !req
287. He's asleep right now.Copy !req
288. So wake him up!Copy !req
289. I'm going to make
a few calls myself...Copy !req
290. using my trusty Intergalactic
Periwinkle Pages.Copy !req
291. There's only so many phones
in the galaxy.Copy !req
292. Hello, Planet Aaaaaah?
Is Jumba there?Copy !req
293. - Do you know what time it is?!
- You don't have to be rude.Copy !req
294. I bet one of those other
experiments could help us.Copy !req
295. Too bad Pleakley
said not to open it.Copy !req
296. Eh.Copy !req
297. Hmm. Pleakley also said
not to get them wet.Copy !req
298. Hello, Planet Aaaaaah-ba?
Is Jumba there?Copy !req
299. - Go jump in a lake!
- Same to you, fella!Copy !req
300. Wait!
We don't need all of them.Copy !req
301. Just look for one
that can recharge the ship.Copy !req
302. Container ready.Copy !req
303. Select experiment.Copy !req
304. Ah. Jinjibah.Copy !req
305. Experiment 221.Copy !req
306. Primary function...
electrical power surge.Copy !req
307. Experiment 221 activated.Copy !req
308. Wow!Copy !req
309. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
310. Oh, come on.Copy !req
311. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
312. Dark! Very dark!Copy !req
313. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
314. Ohh. Cousin lost.Copy !req
315. Jumba... lost.Copy !req
316. You have a lot of lost issues.Copy !req
317. Uh. Unh!Copy !req
318. But if we can find 221,
we can find Jumba!Copy !req
319. Come on. I'll get a flashlight.Copy !req
320. Ohh. El kayo tay. Ha ha!Copy !req
321. Prepare yourself for cruel
and interminable torture.Copy !req
322. I'm not afraid of torture...Copy !req
323. excepting maybe a little bit.Copy !req
324. I'm certain Dr. Hamsterviel
will find your "little bit."Copy !req
325. Gantu, you're late!Copy !req
326. Ah!
Dr. Jacques Von Hamsterwheel.Copy !req
327. Hamsterviel! It is Hamsterviel!Copy !req
328. You stole my evil genius
experiments, Jumba!Copy !req
329. Perhaps, since you paid for
experiments, the evil is yours.Copy !req
330. But genius was all mine!Copy !req
331. What?!
Come down here and say that!Copy !req
332. Funny, you are shorter
than I'm remembering.Copy !req
333. But you still have
twitchy nose, like gerbil.Copy !req
334. I am not gerbil-like!
I am hamster-like!Copy !req
335. You with your four eyes
and inexplicable accent!Copy !req
336. Ahem! Anyway, I did find
this one experiment pod.Copy !req
337. Jumba refused to reveal
the location of the others...Copy !req
338. so I brought him to you
for interrogation.Copy !req
339. Only one?!Copy !req
340. You incompetent fish head
of a minion!Copy !req
341. I kick
your stinky oversized feet!Copy !req
342. Eh! Aah!Copy !req
343. Wait. What? Interrogation?Copy !req
344. Ha! All right, you, take this!Copy !req
345. And that!Copy !req
346. Don't just stand there.
Bring me a phone book!Copy !req
347. He couldn't have gone too far.Copy !req
348. Quiet!Copy !req
349. Eh.Copy !req
350. Hmm.Copy !req
351. Maka maka! Sasa!Copy !req
352. Maybe he went this way.Copy !req
353. Hey!Copy !req
354. If you do not tell me...Copy !req
355. where the other experiments
can be found...Copy !req
356. I will begin
with the threatening!Copy !req
357. Your threatenings
don't threaten me.Copy !req
358. Then I will threaten
your family.Copy !req
359. Ha! I have no family!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
360. Perhaps I will activate
the one experiment pod...Copy !req
361. and leave you to its tortures.Copy !req
362. Experiment 625?Copy !req
363. Ohh. He has all powers
the same as 626.Copy !req
364. Ha ha!Copy !req
365. He'll torture your little
doughboy body into talking!Copy !req
366. Activate the experiment!Copy !req
367. Run!Copy !req
368. Any second now, you'll hear
his tortured cries of regret.Copy !req
369. "Please let me out!
I'll tell you everything!"Copy !req
370. Any second now.Copy !req
371. His pathetic screaming,
begging for mercy!Copy !req
372. Any second.Copy !req
373. Should be right about...Copy !req
374. now!Copy !req
375. - I don't hear anything.
- Shut up! I can't hear!Copy !req
376. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
377. Funny thing...
625 has all powers of 626.Copy !req
378. Even has advanced
language programming.Copy !req
379. Unfortunately,
he is also lazy coward.Copy !req
380. Heh heh heh.
But makes great sandwiches.Copy !req
381. Ham or tuna?Copy !req
382. Grr!Copy !req
383. I am irked!Copy !req
384. It's on the other side
of the fence.Copy !req
385. Aah!Copy !req
386. Lilo, what are you doing here?Copy !req
387. You're having a camp-out?Copy !req
388. But you told me
everyone was sick.Copy !req
389. We are sick... sick of you.Copy !req
390. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
391. Who needs your dumb,
fakey camp-out anyways?Copy !req
392. We're looking
for a genetic experiment...Copy !req
393. from another galaxy...Copy !req
394. so we can recharge a spaceship
and rescue Jumba from aliens!Copy !req
395. - You're a liar.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
396. It's in your yard...
right over there.Copy !req
397. That's a bug electrocuter,
not an alien.Copy !req
398. You and your disconfigured dog
are total freaks!Copy !req
399. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
400. You can spit acid on 'em
if you want to.Copy !req
401. Run!Copy !req
402. Come on, Stitch.Copy !req
403. Hmm.Copy !req
404. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
405. Don't let Nani hear us.Copy !req
406. It's so past my bedtime.Copy !req
407. Lilo!
It is so past your bedtime!Copy !req
408. And don't forget
to brush your teeth!Copy !req
409. Uhh!Copy !req
410. One more call before bed.Copy !req
411. Huh? Phone.Copy !req
412. - Hello?
- Is Jumba there?Copy !req
413. This is he him speaking.Copy !req
414. Jumba!Copy !req
415. It's Jumba!Copy !req
416. Pleakley!Copy !req
417. How did you get number for
Gantu's detention cell?Copy !req
418. I just called the number listed
here..."Detention cell phone."Copy !req
419. Ohh! Cell phone!
I get it. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
420. There must be some way...Copy !req
421. to make that morally bankrupt
scientist talk!Copy !req
422. I think I'm gonna make
a sandwich.Copy !req
423. Gantu, how about a sandwich?Copy !req
424. I don't want a sandwich!Copy !req
425. You sure?
Last of the bologna.Copy !req
426. I don't like bologna!
Too fatty.Copy !req
427. Unauthorized
communication intercepted.Copy !req
428. Detention cell two.Copy !req
429. So, then monkey says to rabbi...Copy !req
430. What's going on here?Copy !req
431. Excuse me.
Interrupting punch line.Copy !req
432. - Sorry.
- Stop apologizing!Copy !req
433. Sorry.Copy !req
434. Give me that!Copy !req
435. Now listen to me,
you caller of Jumba, you.Copy !req
436. Yes? Yes?Copy !req
437. It's the kidnapper.Copy !req
438. OK. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
439. Good. Fine.Copy !req
440. What's he saying?Copy !req
441. He says he wants
all 624 other experiments...Copy !req
442. as a ransom,
or we'll never see Jumba alive!Copy !req
443. Wait for my phone call.Copy !req
444. I will then tell you
the ransom exchange location...Copy !req
445. and call you
many nasty names! Ha ha!Copy !req
446. Hang that up!Copy !req
447. - No, slam it!
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
448. Heh.Copy !req
449. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
450. What are we gonna do?!Copy !req
451. You called.Copy !req
452. - Cobra. How are you?
- Sleepy.Copy !req
453. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
454. Cobra! Thank goodness.Copy !req
455. It's terrible. Just terrible!Copy !req
456. - Jumba's been...
- Kidnapped.Copy !req
457. - That's right. By...
- Dr. Hamsterviel.Copy !req
458. - And he's demanding a...
- Ransom.Copy !req
459. - Of the...
- Other experiments.Copy !req
460. You're good.Copy !req
461. How do you know all that stuff?Copy !req
462. Information is power.
And I like power.Copy !req
463. What do you think we should do?Copy !req
464. Wait for Hamsterviel's
next call.Copy !req
465. Once we have
the rendezvous location...Copy !req
466. Pleakley and I will exchange...Copy !req
467. all the remaining experiments
for Jumba.Copy !req
468. From there, we follow
the governmental procedure.Copy !req
469. And what's
the governmental procedure?Copy !req
470. Classified. Right.Copy !req
471. This is now
an intergalactic incident.Copy !req
472. You are to take
no further action...Copy !req
473. other than
what I have indicated.Copy !req
474. Is that clear, Lilo?Copy !req
475. Yep. Me and Stitch
are gonna go out and play.Copy !req
476. And not take further action.Copy !req
477. No action.Copy !req
478. That kidnapper
wants all the experiments.Copy !req
479. We've got to find the sparky
little electrical one...Copy !req
480. we lost or no Jumba.Copy !req
481. We've gotta search
the entire island.Copy !req
482. Stitch?Copy !req
483. Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz! Ha ha!Copy !req
484. - What's that?!
- Look out!Copy !req
485. I'm thinking... he's this way.Copy !req
486. This looks promising.Copy !req
487. Hmm? Ikata!Copy !req
488. Don't lose him! I'll find
something to catch him in.Copy !req
489. Meega nala kweesta!Copy !req
490. Eh.Copy !req
491. Grab him, Stitch!Copy !req
492. - Huh? Aah!
- Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
493. Ehh. Whoa!Copy !req
494. - Uhh!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
495. - Uhh!
- Got him!Copy !req
496. Aaaah!Copy !req
497. Aw, isn't he cute?
He's got your smile.Copy !req
498. Ohh. Cousin!Copy !req
499. I've been working on your chart.Copy !req
500. As you can see, it's not
nearly as bad as Stitch's was.Copy !req
501. Too bad
we have to give you away.Copy !req
502. - No!
- What do you mean, no?Copy !req
503. - We gotta get Jumba back.
- Cousin. Ohana.Copy !req
504. You know what? You're right.Copy !req
505. It's like I said...
we're all one big happy family.Copy !req
506. It's the call! The call!Copy !req
507. I'll get it! I'll get it!
Oof!Copy !req
508. Uhh.Copy !req
509. Be calm. Get the rendezvous
information, then hang up.Copy !req
510. Calm, rendezvous, hang up.
Here I go.Copy !req
511. Hello-o-o?Copy !req
512. Hello, Mr. Ple-akley.Copy !req
513. Hi, this is the "New You
Wonder Girdle Company"...Copy !req
514. calling regarding your order.Copy !req
515. Oh! Wrong number. Girdle?Copy !req
516. I wouldn't need a girdle
for my disguise...Copy !req
517. because it's an undergarment.Copy !req
518. Why would I use a girdle?Copy !req
519. - I didn't order anything!
- What?!Copy !req
520. Oh. Hello, how are you?
It's Hamsterwheel.Copy !req
521. Hamsterviel! Hamsterviel!Copy !req
522. The lighthouse in 10 minutes,
and don't be late.Copy !req
523. That's what he said.Copy !req
524. This is an unfortunate
complication.Copy !req
525. I know. We can take
the ridiculous Earth vehicle.Copy !req
526. Where's Pleakley and Cobra?Copy !req
527. They went to the lighthouse
to get Jumba back.Copy !req
528. - But...
- I've got to go to work.Copy !req
529. - But...
- No more buts.Copy !req
530. Just stay here.Copy !req
531. What a stunning example
of Earth architecture.Copy !req
532. Why isn't the big light
all flashy spinny aroundy?Copy !req
533. The beacon hasn't been lit
for years... too costly.Copy !req
534. Hamsterviel
should be here by now.Copy !req
535. That's Hamsterwheel?Copy !req
536. He sounded much bigger
on the phone.Copy !req
537. Stop talking about me,
you gossipy pea-brains.Copy !req
538. Do you have the ransom?Copy !req
539. Do you have Jumba?
That's my question to you, sir.Copy !req
540. Bring out the four-eyed fathead!Copy !req
541. Jumba, you're OK!Copy !req
542. Enough with your teary reunion.Copy !req
543. Commence with the giving me
all the experiments.Copy !req
544. 623 experiments
logged and functional.Copy !req
545. 623? There's one missing.Copy !req
546. Code yellow. Delay movement.Copy !req
547. My ransom demand
was for all the experiments.Copy !req
548. You are trying to pull
a sneaky thing.Copy !req
549. Ha ha! What is one tiny
experiment between old partners?Copy !req
550. Quiet.
I am blaming you for this.Copy !req
551. - Dispose of him.
- Gladly.Copy !req
552. No! He's allergic
to plasma blasts.Copy !req
553. Listen to him. Is true.Copy !req
554. Wait!Copy !req
555. I've got the missing experiment.Copy !req
556. What? Who is this?Copy !req
557. A little Earth girl who can be
a gigantic pain in the rear.Copy !req
558. Well done, Lilo.Copy !req
559. Now give it to the diminutive
gerbil-like creature.Copy !req
560. Hamster-like!Copy !req
561. Not gerbil, hamster!Copy !req
562. - Give it to me!
- No.Copy !req
563. Lilo, it's the only way
you can save Jumba.Copy !req
564. But I got to save Sparky, too.Copy !req
565. You've named it?Copy !req
566. Yep. We're going to name
all the experiments.Copy !req
567. Mmm. Iki pataba.Copy !req
568. Shut up with
all your not shutting up.Copy !req
569. Hand it over.Copy !req
570. Nope.Copy !req
571. Lilo, do what he says.Copy !req
572. Whose side are you on?Copy !req
573. He's on saving-my-life side.
Is good side.Copy !req
574. You fail to comprehend
the complexity of the situation.Copy !req
575. Do you want your Jumba or not?Copy !req
576. Make your choice, little girl.Copy !req
577. OK. I've decided.
You can't have either of them.Copy !req
578. - Be free, little cousin.
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
579. - Now you save Jumba.
- Chuppy cheepa.Copy !req
580. - Begin the shooting.
- Finally.Copy !req
581. Oops.Copy !req
582. Aah!Copy !req
583. Stay calm.
We're completely safe here.Copy !req
584. Code green! Now! Now!Copy !req
585. Lock all sensors
on the fugitive.Copy !req
586. Activate external sound.Copy !req
587. Dr. Hamsterwheel...Copy !req
588. you are hereby ordered
to surrender.Copy !req
589. It's Hamsterviel,
you absurd Grand Councilwoman...Copy !req
590. with your large pointy collar.Copy !req
591. Prepare to fire.Copy !req
592. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
593. Don't shoot!
He's got Stitch's cousins.Copy !req
594. Cousins.Copy !req
595. Fire at will.Copy !req
596. Major electrical surge.
All systems failing.Copy !req
597. Brace yourselves.Copy !req
598. Hurry up,
you great lumbering idiot.Copy !req
599. This is Cobra. 10-13.Copy !req
600. All systems offline.
No injuries reported.Copy !req
601. We're all right.Copy !req
602. Thank goodness.Copy !req
603. Our little broken family
is back together.Copy !req
604. I have family?Copy !req
605. Ooh. I have family.Copy !req
606. And you've got family, too,
Stitch.Copy !req
607. We're getting
those experiments back.Copy !req
608. Lilo! Lilo!Copy !req
609. Haah! Yahh!Copy !req
610. Uhh!Copy !req
611. Lilo!Copy !req
612. Well, now what do we do?Copy !req
613. We hope they can pull off
another miracle.Copy !req
614. Container ready.
Select experiment.Copy !req
615. Oh ho ho ho!
So many nasty experiments.Copy !req
616. I shall wreak mayhem
on the stinky Galactic Empire.Copy !req
617. - Thank you.
- What?Copy !req
618. You little trog.Copy !req
619. Huhh.Copy !req
620. - Pesky Earthling.
- You want it? Catch.Copy !req
621. Why, you little...Copy !req
622. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
623. Get them back!Copy !req
624. Aah!Copy !req
625. The window.Copy !req
626. The window's open!Copy !req
627. Warning. Window is open.Copy !req
628. Be free, cousins.Copy !req
629. No!Copy !req
630. Whew.Copy !req
631. Ah, little girl
has saved experiments.Copy !req
632. Is very good.Copy !req
633. Very good?
Well, it's not very good.Copy !req
634. It's the opposite of very good.Copy !req
635. It's very bad.Copy !req
636. 625 experiment pods
activated by water...Copy !req
637. raining down on one of
the wettest spots on Earth?Copy !req
638. - Actually, is only 623.
- Whatever.Copy !req
639. I'm afraid Pleakley is right.Copy !req
640. This is indeed very bad.Copy !req
641. This should keep you two
out of trouble...Copy !req
642. until Dr. Hamsterviel
can dispose of you properly.Copy !req
643. That didn't exactly work out...Copy !req
644. but at least
we saved all the cousins.Copy !req
645. Uhh.Copy !req
646. Maybe Jumba and Pleakley
and Nani and David...Copy !req
647. will find them a nice home.Copy !req
648. Igeeba. Ohh. Oomph.Copy !req
649. Don't be scared, Stitch.Copy !req
650. I'll figure out
a way to rescue you.Copy !req
651. Yeah.Copy !req
652. Nobody gets left behind.Copy !req
653. Or forgotten.Copy !req
654. You think you are so...Copy !req
655. Phone book! Phone book!Copy !req
656. Phone book. Yes, sir.Copy !req
657. One second.Copy !req
658. Ahem.Copy !req
659. You think you are so clever,
don't you?Copy !req
660. You think you have outsmarted...Copy !req
661. the infamous
Dr. Jacques Von Hamsterviel.Copy !req
662. Well, you made
one grave mistake...Copy !req
663. you oh-so-adorable
little Hawaiian girl.Copy !req
664. You delivered to me
Experiment Number 626.Copy !req
665. I will now clone him
and create my own personal army!Copy !req
666. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
667. What shall I do
with the little Earth girl?Copy !req
668. She is of no use to me.Copy !req
669. Unh! Uhh! Ooh!Copy !req
670. Struggle all you want.Copy !req
671. You think you are
so super-strong...Copy !req
672. with your "I can lift up
to 3,000 times my weight."Copy !req
673. That is exactly why...Copy !req
674. I designed this restraint
to hold your weight...Copy !req
675. times three thousand and one!Copy !req
676. Let me go!Copy !req
677. Heh heh heh.
I know a nice zoo...Copy !req
678. that will pay handsomely for
an exotic specimen like you.Copy !req
679. Unh.Copy !req
680. One minute to teleport.Copy !req
681. Unfortunately,
my patented cloning process...Copy !req
682. has one nasty side effect.Copy !req
683. I have to cut you in half!Copy !req
684. Emergency alarm activated.Copy !req
685. - Location?
- Detention cell two.Copy !req
686. Oh, not again.Copy !req
687. 625? What's the emergency?Copy !req
688. I need to know our coordinates.Copy !req
689. I just got us a deal
on a bunch of bologna.Copy !req
690. The suspense is killing me.Copy !req
691. Cousin.Copy !req
692. What's happening?Copy !req
693. Ohh. Thanks, cousin.Copy !req
694. 30 seconds.Copy !req
695. Stitch! Help!Copy !req
696. I wasn't really going
to cut you in half.Copy !req
697. It was a joke. Ha!Copy !req
698. Didn't Jumba
put a funny bone in you?Copy !req
699. - Help!
- Lilo.Copy !req
700. 20 seconds.Copy !req
701. Blagh!Copy !req
702. Huh?Copy !req
703. Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
704. Help!Copy !req
705. 10 seconds.Copy !req
706. 9, 8, 7, 6...Copy !req
707. 5, 4...Copy !req
708. - Rarr!
- 3, 2, 1.Copy !req
709. Teleporting now.Copy !req
710. Ow! Huh?Copy !req
711. Lilo!Copy !req
712. Stitch? I'm in this one.Copy !req
713. Ohh. Ohh.Copy !req
714. Ingaba.Copy !req
715. Bologna order sent.Copy !req
716. Sending little girl
in 10 seconds.Copy !req
717. 9, 8...Copy !req
718. You're OK!Copy !req
719. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
720. Huh?Copy !req
721. You're not taking my ship.Copy !req
722. Gantu, where's my bologna?Copy !req
723. I got nothing here but cheese.Copy !req
724. - Where are they?
- Who?Copy !req
725. The Earth girl and 626.Copy !req
726. I don't know. Not in here.Copy !req
727. Bye-bye.Copy !req
728. Have a nice trip.
Hit it, Sparky.Copy !req
729. The navigation is disabled.Copy !req
730. Warning...
navigation disabled.Copy !req
731. Huh? Hmm.Copy !req
732. Ah, grilled cheese.Copy !req
733. Uhh!Copy !req
734. Uhh...Copy !req
735. I don't think we're going
to be going anywhere.Copy !req
736. Looks like you and I
are working together, huh?Copy !req
737. Sandwich?Copy !req
738. No, I don't want a sandwich!Copy !req
739. Unless you have egg salad.Copy !req
740. Nope. Only cheese.Copy !req
741. Have you not been
paying attention?Copy !req
742. Uhh.Copy !req
743. Aloha! We're back!Copy !req
744. - Lilo!
- My genius experiment!Copy !req
745. Another miracle.Copy !req
746. These manacles are too tight...Copy !req
747. you miserable,
oppressive do-gooders, you.Copy !req
748. Dr. Hamsterwheel.Copy !req
749. Hamsterviel!Copy !req
750. We catch bad guy.
You're welcome.Copy !req
751. Place him in
the high-security gerbil cage.Copy !req
752. Hamster cage!
I am hamster-like!Copy !req
753. I will be back,
you slobbering...Copy !req
754. stinking humanoids
and other aliens!Copy !req
755. What are we going to do
with you, Sparky?Copy !req
756. Let's see.Copy !req
757. You like making
big bunches of power, right?Copy !req
758. Eee!Copy !req
759. But you keep
blowing up things...Copy !req
760. like light bulbs
and spaceship consoles.Copy !req
761. You need something
really big to play with...Copy !req
762. something that won't explode
when you touch it.Copy !req
763. What is it, Stitch?Copy !req
764. Ooh. Injibay.Copy !req
765. Ooh. Kanjijibe.Copy !req
766. Zz-zz. Ha ha!Copy !req
767. Well, if that
isn't a pretty sight.Copy !req
768. This planet just never
ceases to amaze.Copy !req
769. Is just 500-watt
alternating current...Copy !req
770. powering catadioptric lens
at 600,000 candela.Copy !req
771. It is beautiful...Copy !req
772. which makes it
all the more tragic...Copy !req
773. that Earth is now infested with
illegal genetic experiments.Copy !req
774. I'm afraid I have no choice
but to evacuate the planet...Copy !req
775. and have them destroyed.Copy !req
776. - What?
- What?Copy !req
777. You can't destroy
the experiments.Copy !req
778. They're ohana... cousins...Copy !req
779. and each one of them
has a place where they belong...Copy !req
780. just like Sparky belongs
at the lighthouse...Copy !req
781. and Stitch belongs with me.Copy !req
782. H-ha. Hi!Copy !req
783. In fact,
I'm starting to think...Copy !req
784. we're all cousins
even me and you.Copy !req
785. Hmm. Very well.Copy !req
786. I won't destroy the experiments.Copy !req
787. If you can retrieve
each and every one...Copy !req
788. and find, as you say,
the place where each belongs.Copy !req
789. But they're out there
right now...Copy !req
790. and they're all very bad, right?Copy !req
791. Yes, is true...Copy !req
792. but once experiment
is turned to good...Copy !req
793. is completely useless for bad.Copy !req
794. I'm trying to fix for 627.
Hee heh heh.Copy !req
795. I hereby designate you...Copy !req
796. an Undercover Intergalactic
Experiment Retriever...Copy !req
797. and Stitch, too.Copy !req
798. Oh. Mahalo.Copy !req
799. That's crazy talk.Copy !req
800. - There are 625...
- 23.Copy !req
801. Uhh. A whole lot of pods
out there.Copy !req
802. How are you going to find them?Copy !req
803. It'll be easy...
like an Easter Egg hunt.Copy !req
804. Yes, but even more deadly.Copy !req
805. You must find them
before they get wet.Copy !req
806. Before they get wet?
No problem.Copy !req
807. Come on.
We've got 625 cousins to find.Copy !req
808. - 623.
- Whatever.Copy !req
809. Are you sure
they can handle this?Copy !req
810. Lilo is a very persistent
little girl.Copy !req
811. And with 626,
they make one hotshot...Copy !req
812. evil-genius-experiment
catching team.Copy !req
813. Hey, maybe
the Grand Councilwoman...Copy !req
814. will let us go home
with her this time.Copy !req
815. I'll get the wig.Copy !req