1. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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2. Don't stress. Just relax.
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3. I understand you can lose keys.
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4. You can lose your wallet.
How do you lose a plane?
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5. Reese, what do you want me to do?
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6. We got three out of four planes in.
That's a lot of coke.
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7. Now, that's the kind of winning attitude
that'll take this enterprise to the top.
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8. In all fairness, Reese,
it wasn't his fault.
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9. Are you his attorney?
Why are you in the conversation?
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10. Come on, I'm kidding!
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11. - I'm just kidding with you.
- He loves to joke.
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12. Terrence here is absolutely right.
I mean, hell, three out of four ain't bad.
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13. Let's celebrate. Who wants a beer?
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14. - Great!
- Okay.
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15. - Baby!
- Coke. It costs money.
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16. Planes. They cost money.
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17. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces, it
all costs money. Do you think Kitty's free?
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18. Kitty, turn around. Turn around!
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19. Reese, please put the gun down.
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20. Now, the next time that a plane
goes down, you better be on it.
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21. Will you do my back, please?
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22. - Sure.
- I don't wanna tan weird.
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23. - Am I tanning weird?
- No.
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24. - Honestly.
- You're bronzing.
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25. There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
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26. No minor infractions.
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27. There's only the law.
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28. Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
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29. That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
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30. See that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
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31. And I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
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32. Wanna play, let's play.
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33. Because it's my job to stop him.
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34. Goddamn!
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35. And the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
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36. Besides, he crossed the line.
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37. And in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
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38. your nuts are mine.
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39. I said, freeze!
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40. My name is David Starsky,
and I'm a cop.
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41. I've always had this theory
about police work:
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42. If you can't beat them, join them.
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43. No! No! No!
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44. Put the money in there.
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45. Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: Crime.
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46. Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
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47. - Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
- Come on! Let's go!
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48. I'm just a realist, that's all.
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49. And besides, you have any idea
how little the city pays us?
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50. Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
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51. Take it easy.
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52. Guys, come on.
I'm undercover here.
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53. My name is Ken Hutchinson,
and I'm a cop.
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54. Where did they come from?
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55. Jesus Christ, Starsky.
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56. You fired three rounds
into a crowded intersection.
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57. We got a man with a broken hip...
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58. and some asshole wants
a new top for his Caddy?
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59. That purse had $ 7 in it.
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60. - Okay, want my badge? Here, take it.
- Fine.
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61. Come on. I was just making a point.
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62. David, David.
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63. Your mother was one of the finest cops
Bay City ever seen.
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64. Twenty-two years on the force
with the same partner.
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65. You have had 12 partners
over the past four years.
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66. She died a legend.
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67. I am not my mother!
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68. I'm sorry.
Detective Hutchinson is here.
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69. Send him in. Have a seat.
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70. - How you doing, captain?
- I believe you two know each other.
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71. Yeah, a little bit. How you doing?
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72. - Yeah, right.
- Hutch.
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73. You've got a lot of explaining to do.
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74. I know. Look, I was trying to infiltrate
one of the East Side gangs...
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75. and work my way up
to the big fish. It's simple.
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76. - You were robbing a bookie.
- That's right.
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77. You've robbed seven bookies.
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78. You haven't filed a report, turned
in any money or arrested anybody.
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79. How can I? They'll know I'm a cop.
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80. I wouldn't worry, you won't
be mistaken for a real cop.
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81. Oh, really? Why don't you go get yourself
another perm and let the grownups talk.
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82. - My hair is naturally curly.
- No, it's not.
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83. - Yes, it is.
- That's a perm job, all the way.
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84. Touch it!
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85. Hey! Why are you touching him?
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86. Jesus!
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87. You know something?
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88. You two deserve each other.
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89. Make nice. You're partners.
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90. - You're crazy.
- No, I'm not.
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91. I don't know why you're so upset.
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92. The guy cost us 200 grand.
A "thank you" might be more appropriate.
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93. Who cares about 200 grand?
What if they link us to the murder?
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94. - They won't link us to the murder.
- You don't know that.
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95. Will you let it go, please? Jesus.
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96. - Take a lude. Calm down.
- I did, and I'm still pissed.
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97. Okay, fine. Fine, fine.
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
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98. I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence
again. Now, pull it together.
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99. Let's go.
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100. Gentlemen, I apologize
about the delay.
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101. But I promise you what we have
is worth the wait.
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102. - It looks like cocaine.
- That's because it is cocaine.
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103. With a twist. You see,
we've managed to find a way...
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104. to alter the cell structure
of the coca plant...
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105. giving it a heightened
perfluoralkylation process...
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106. creating a new kind
of diazomethane.
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107. Gets a little complicated after that.
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108. Excuse me.
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109. So do you get extra high or what?
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110. Actually, it has all the same
effects as regular cocaine.
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111. Well, if it's the same,
why are we here?
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112. Canis familiaris. The German shepherd.
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113. Its nose has over
220 million scent receptors.
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114. It can detect smells that even the most
advanced technology in the world cannot.
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115. For example:
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116. Ivan, search!
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117. Ivan, stop!
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118. What do you got? You holding?
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119. He brought old coke.
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120. This is new coke.
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121. As far as a dog's concerned, there's nothing there.
100 percent undetectable cocaine.
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122. Got no coke smell...
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123. same coke ride.
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124. Tastes kind of sweet.
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125. If this shit wasn't illegal, guys,
we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
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126. Our initial run pumped out
two tons of this stuff...
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127. and it'll be available
in about three weeks.
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128. You boys know who to call.
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129. Ivan!
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130. You don't understand.
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131. They're not like you.
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132. They're criminals.
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133. Look, I know we all
got to make living.
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134. But these guys, they are dealing
hard drugs right in front of my shop.
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135. I can dig what you're saying,
Mr. Chowdury.
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136. - I wanna thank you for coming in today.
- Of course.
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137. Those gentlemen you speak of,
they'll no longer be a problem.
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138. You have my word.
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139. This is my neighborhood.
People tend to forget that.
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140. Bee Bee, make sure
he gets home safely.
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141. - Yeah, boss.
- Thank you very much, Huggy.
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142. You are a great man.
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143. - Begone, little Indian.
- Let's go, little man. Come on.
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144. Taking up time.
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145. - This neighborhood is in need of some help.
- It's cold-blooded, daddy.
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146. - Who's next?
- You got Hutch waiting outside.
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147. - What you got my man waiting outside for?
- He brought some extra fuzz with him.
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148. So what? You go get him
and get him in here now.
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149. You've never run an errand
on the clock before?
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150. I take care of my personal business after
work, when the taxpayers aren't paying me.
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151. Give me a break. You've never
stopped to buy a cup of coffee?
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152. I bring a Thermos.
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153. Okay, Hutch. He'll see you now.
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154. Wait here, I'll be back in five minutes.
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155. Second door on the right.
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156. - How you doing?
- Hi, Hutch.
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157. - Hey, look what the wind blew in.
- Huggy Bear.
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158. Hey, I want you to meet
my new partner, David Starsky.
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159. Hey, how you doing?
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160. Hey, nobody touches the Bear.
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161. Have a seat.
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162. - Hutch, the usual?
- You know it. Make it a double.
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163. Get my boy a Jack and Tab.
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164. - And double that.
- You got it, boss.
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165. - I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it.
- I don't got it.
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166. Or not. It's cool. I'm good.
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167. I just came by to apologize
for what happened in Chinatown.
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168. Let me tell you,
I was as surprised as you were.
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169. Don't sweat it, baby.
I wasn't surprised.
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170. You know I ain't never surprised.
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171. Hey, champ.
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172. You got a permit for that weapon
you're carrying?
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173. Starsky, please.
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174. No, I don't.
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175. Yeah, me neither.
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176. I'm sorry, did I say something
that was funny?
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177. - Stop it. He's kidding.
- No, I'm not kidding.
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178. I wanna see permits
or I'm taking those weapons.
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179. Slow up, man.
Around here, we govern ourselves.
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180. Think of us like Luxembourg.
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181. - You dig?
- No, I don't dig.
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182. See, Luxembourg's
a constitutional monarchy...
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183. a sovereign state established
after the Treaty of Vienna.
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184. Technically, it's a part of Europe.
But in reality, they govern themselves.
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185. - Like us.
- Just like us.
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186. All right, enough, okay?
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187. - Shit!
- Hold up! Hold up!
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188. Just chill out! Chill!
Watch yourself.
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189. - Oh, no. Hell, no.
- You okay?
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190. What happened?
Did he shoot Corky?
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191. Your boy shot his tail off.
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192. - He lost his tail?
- You should keep it in a terrarium.
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193. - Man, what the hell is a terrarium?
- What's a terrarium?
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194. It's an artificial ecosystem designed
to simulate Corky's natural habitat.
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195. Well, I can dig that.
But I say we shoot him in the ass.
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196. Oh, hell, yeah.
An eye for an eye.
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197. Take it easy.
Huggy, help me out here.
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198. Slow up, fellas. An iguana can lose
his tail and grow it back.
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199. He regenerates.
That's how he escapes his predator.
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200. It's true. It's a defense mechanism.
I read it in a magazine.
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201. So him shooting Corky's tail off
and us shooting him in the ass...
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202. - it really ain't the same thing.
- No, the punishment don't fit the crime.
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203. And besides,
it was an accident, right?
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204. Right.
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205. - So we're cool.
- We're always cool, breeze.
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206. Lower your pieces.
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207. Good morning, Bay City, you are tuned
in to KBA Y: 93.3 on your dial.
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208. This next tune is number eight on
the charts and number one in our hearts.
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209. Hey, Hutch!
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210. There he is.
What's going on, Willis?
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211. Same old, same old.
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212. So how's life at the clink
treating you?
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213. It's not that great.
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214. I got some new tight-ass partner
that they stuck me with and then...
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215. I don't know. Hopefully...
It's probably not gonna last that long.
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216. - So got that $20 you owe me?
- 20?
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217. Willis, I thought it was 5.
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218. Hutch, that was my grandmother's
birthday money.
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219. Come on, give me a break, okay?
I just told you I got a new partner.
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220. Stuff isn't great for me down at the
precinct. You know, back off for a second.
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221. - Can I get it to you on Thursday?
- Fine, but no later than Thursday.
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222. No later than Thursday.
Word of honor.
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223. Cute little kid.
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224. It's 10:00. You're late.
I've been here since 8.
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225. 8:00? I didn't know this place opened at 8.
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226. Well, don't sweat it, because crime called
in sick. It's gonna get a late start too.
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227. "Crime called in sick," I like that.
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228. - So, what's on the agenda today?
- Same as every day.
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229. - Finding bad guys, bringing them down.
- Great. Take my car, right there.
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230. - That?
- Yeah.
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231. - What the hell is that?
- It's like a camper/pickup truck.
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232. - What's the matter?
- We're undercover.
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233. - That thing sticks out like a sore thumb.
- You think so?
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234. You're in for a treat.
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235. It's not that bad.
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236. Man, your stock just went up
in my book, my friend.
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237. Pop the hood. Let's see
what you got under...
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238. Hotshot, what do you think you're doing?
This is a Ford Gran Torino, okay?
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239. It's not some crappy camper/apartment.
There are rules.
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240. - Okay, okay.
- You do not bang on the hood.
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241. You never, under any circumstances, drive.
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242. You will not put your coffee mug
on the roof. Okay?
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243. No coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee
on the ground, you get in the car, we go.
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244. Attention, all units.
We've got a 61-40 at Bay City Marina.
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245. Oh, no.
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246. This is Zebra 3.
We're on it. Hang on.
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247. You gotta be kidding me. No way.
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248. - What?
- Floater.
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249. Nothing harder to solve than a floater.
No prints, body's usually bloated...
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250. it's next to impossible.
All right, I say we push it out...
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251. hope the current
takes it to the next precinct.
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252. - What?
- You'll thank me for this one.
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253. - Hey, seriously, stop it.
- The key is not to pop it.
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254. - Hey.
- You gotta be very ginger.
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255. - What are you doing?
- I said, drop the stick.
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256. You point a gun at me?
Okay, fine, have it your way.
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257. Knock yourself out.
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258. - What are you gonna solve, anyway?
- I'm gonna solve a murder.
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259. Monday, June 3rd. Male Caucasian body,
apparently dumped from the Bay Bridge.
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260. Actually, there's no sign of impact,
so he was probably just dropped out at sea.
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261. Could you please not talk
while I'm recording?
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262. Thank you.
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263. All right, I'm just gonna call
in the meat wagon, all right?
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264. Looks like you punched
your last ticket, amigo.
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265. I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk
a dead body?
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266. I lost my flow.
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267. - Zebra 3 to base.
- Dispatch. Go ahead, Zebra 3.
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268. We're gonna need a coroner notification.
We got a DB down at municipal jetty.
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269. 10-4, will inform.
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270. Tell them to bring a body bag
and some galoshes. He's a wet one.
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271. Copy that, Starsky.
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272. Found a wallet. Nothing in it.
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273. - Medium-rare, okay?
- You got it.
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274. Look at all these cops.
You wanna eat here?
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275. It's a great place.
Pop's? Come on.
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276. "If you're one of the cops,
eat at Pop's."
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277. - Okay, hot stuff.
- Zebra 3.
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278. 2- 11 in progress, please respond.
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279. - Go for Starsky.
- Hurry, Starsky.
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280. We got two perps holding up
a gumball machine on 5th Street.
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281. - Let's go.
- A gumball machine?
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282. Lethal force if necessary!
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283. Very funny, Manetti.
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284. Hey, it's Captain and Tennille.
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285. That means one of you would
actually have to make captain.
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286. - Radio's for police business only.
- That's true. Why'd they give you one?
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287. - Let's get out of here.
- Not that funny.
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288. That Manetti really thinks he's something.
But you know what?
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289. - He's not.
- Take it easy.
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290. - You think that's funny?
- No, no, I mean, you just gotta rise above it.
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291. - What do we got in the wallet?
- Not much.
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292. Driver's license, couple receipts.
No cash whatsoever.
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293. "Reese Feldman Corporation."
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294. What do you call that?
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295. Terrence Meyers.
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296. That name does sound vaguely familiar.
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297. - Isn't he part of our Nearly There program?
- I think he is.
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298. Terrence Meyers. Baby, isn't he
the guy dating a Bay City Kitty?
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299. Remember?
We were joking about it.
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300. Really? Bay City Kitty.
You mean the cheerleaders.
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301. You happen to remember her name?
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302. No, I don't.
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303. - Can I get you boys anything else?
- We're good. Thank you so much, honey.
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304. That's my angel. I love her.
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305. A second ago you mentioned
the Nearly There Foundation. What is that?
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306. That's a program that we set up
to help ex-cons get back on their feet.
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307. Their parole requires them to have a job.
The Catch-22...
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308. is not that many people
are excited to hire a felon.
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309. Those poor ex-cons,
they can't catch a break.
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310. No, it's a vicious cycle
they get caught up in.
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311. - Did you see the article in The New Times?
- Bet your ass I did. I love that writer.
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312. But I'd be lying if I didn't say that we
get some pretty good tax breaks too.
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313. There it is, the kicker.
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314. - Just a perk.
- This sly dog here.
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315. - What do you got?
- Tickets to our annual fundraiser.
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316. - Be my guests.
- No, we can't accept gratuities.
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317. It's against policy.
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318. These don't look like gratuities, they look
like tickets. I'd be happy to accept.
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319. Hey, what about Terrence?
Is he in some kind of trouble?
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320. He's dead. His body washed up
in the marina this morning.
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321. Oh, no.
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322. "Punched his last ticket," as they say.
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323. You know, you try to do all you can for these
guys, but it's just never enough, is it?
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324. No, I guess it isn't.
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325. - When was the last time you saw him?
- The last place I saw...
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326. This is a nice boat.
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327. - Reese, is this yours?
- Actually, that's a yacht.
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328. - I'm sorry, a yacht.
- Excuse me, Hutch.
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329. Can we please focus
on the investigation?
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330. - Sure.
- Thank you.
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331. I could use another one of these.
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332. Right on! That was great, girls!
Take five!
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333. - Let's go.
- Look alive. Here they come.
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334. We usually don't allow spectators.
Even cute ones.
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335. David Starsky, Bay City P.D.
My partner, Ken Hutchinson.
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336. - Girls.
- They're so cute.
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337. I'm Stacey. That's Holly.
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338. God, I loved your moves out there.
Fantastic.
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339. I've never dated a cop before.
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340. My horoscope said I should
try new things today.
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341. - Is that right?
- You're awful.
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342. So, what brings you around here,
officers?
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343. Well, you know, that depends.
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344. Yeah. Either of you two know
a Terrence Meyers?
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345. - Oh, yeah, Heather dated him.
- Oh, yeah.
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346. The girl over there with the yellow top.
But they split up. We haven't seen him.
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347. - Let's go ask Heather some questions.
- Thank you.
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348. Be careful with those moves.
You could hurt someone.
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349. That's why we practice.
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350. Actually, I was talking about us.
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351. Where did that come from?
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352. - I would've tried the horoscope line.
- No, too obvious.
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353. Hey!
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354. - Wait up.
- See what I mean?
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355. - Here's my number.
- In case you need us for...
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356. questioning.
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357. Thank you, ladies.
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358. - Bye.
- Bye.
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359. He was always fascinated
by all that macho mobster bullshit.
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360. I hope this is okay.
I need to make this quick.
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361. - I gotta pick my kid up in 20 minutes.
- Oh, yeah, totally.
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362. We were gonna move in together.
He promised he'd quit...
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363. that stuff after he got out.
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364. But then he goes and gets himself killed.
He's such an asshole.
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365. I can only imagine what you must
be going through. I think that...
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366. Honestly, you know, if I knew what
he was up to, I'd be happy to tell you.
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367. But we didn't talk much.
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368. Yeah. So did you...?
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369. When did he...? Did he...?
What did...?
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370. - So Hutch, do you got any more questions?
- Yeah, well, sure. We could...
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371. What's your sign?
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372. Gemini.
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373. What...
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374. - What do you weigh?
- What does that have to do with anything?
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375. It has everything to do with anything.
Just answer the question, please, ma'am.
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376. Around 115, I guess,
give or take a pound or two.
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377. - I wish I could be more helpful.
- Stop.
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378. Don't do that. You've been great. I mean,
it's terrific. We got what we needed.
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379. Anything else?
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380. - I'm good.
- Yeah.
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381. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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382. Oh, wait. I don't know if this
will be of any help. It's his.
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383. Take it. I don't want it.
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384. Okay. Thank you. Again.
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385. - Things getting any better at work, Hutch?
- Actually, work was pretty good today.
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386. - How about you? Anything new?
- Nope.
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387. You get a chance to ask that girl out?
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388. I want you to meet
my new partner, David Starsky.
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389. Nice to meet you.
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390. Is this the dickweed
you were telling me about?
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391. Look, just shake his hand.
Come on.
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392. Go on, hop in. Willis.
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393. - Dickweed?
- His mom works late on Wednesdays...
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394. so I kind of look after him.
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395. - You take a kid out on patrol with you?
- Yeah, that's what we do, isn't it, Willis?
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396. - Patrol!
- Whatever you say, Hutch.
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397. Damn!
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398. - Man, this thing is bad!
- Don't encourage him.
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399. Oh, shit.
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400. Starsky, this your ride?
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401. Damn. You just moved up
a notch in my book.
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402. That puts you at notch one.
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403. - I like your Lincoln.
- It's a '76. It won't be out till next year.
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404. I know people that know people
that robbed some people.
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405. So, what do you hear
on the street these days?
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406. Dig this. A little bird tells me there's
gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City.
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407. - One for the Guinness Books, so they say.
- Interesting.
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408. - Who would this little bird be?
- Look, I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
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409. All right. What does that mean?
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410. - Don't worry about it.
- Huggy, what can you tell us about this?
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411. This looks like the work of Big Earl.
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412. This boy loves dragons.
He makes these with his hands, you know?
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413. There's his name stitched right up
under the dragon's belly.
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414. - Big Earl?
- Yeah, he sews, but he's one tough mother.
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415. He owns a biker bar about
80 miles east of Route 4.
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416. Biker bar?
What goes on down there?
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417. I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce...
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418. play darts, whatever the hell else
you white people do.
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419. Look, fuzz, I gots to buzz.
This meeting is adjourned.
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420. - That's it?
- That's it.
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421. - He lays it out for us to play it out.
- And by the way, this little meeting?
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422. - It never happened.
- What meeting?
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423. C'est la vie, gentlemen.
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424. Great new technique
where you press hard.
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425. - Hands. What, it's a verbal technique?
- No.
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426. Keep your hands on me, I'm teasing.
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427. - What do you got on those cops?
- Everything.
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428. - Records, home addresses, credit history.
- Nice.
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429. - Starsky and Hutchinson?
- They call him Hutch, actually.
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430. I don't have enough
on my plate already?
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431. I got a major coke deal, my daughter's
bat mitzvah, which is a total nightmare.
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432. - And now these two guys.
- You think they're on to us?
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433. They are investigating a murder. That's
what cops do. It's why we pay taxes.
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434. You're the worst. You kidding?
Will you look at these two guys?
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435. He's cute, the blond.
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436. But I like dark hair.
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437. Maybe we ought to push
this whole thing.
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438. - Till things cool off?
- Kevin, please, with the worry.
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439. We're moving ahead as scheduled.
I'll handle those two clowns.
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440. So tomorrow, I say we check out
this biker bar, do a little deep cover.
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441. Sounds good.
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442. Who does your wig work?
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443. - I'm sorry, my what?
- Your wig work.
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444. Your undercover work, your disguises.
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445. - You have a wig guy?
- Oh, yeah, he's incredible.
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446. Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher.
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447. - Sonny and Cher.
- Sit on it, Manetti.
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448. - Me sit on it?
- Yeah, you, sit on it.
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449. Why don't you sit on it, Starsky,
how's that sound?
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450. You wish.
Because I'm never sitting on it, ever.
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451. That's not what I heard.
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452. - Starsky!
- Come on. Come on!
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453. - Jesus!
- Stop it!
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454. What the hell is going on?
Cool your jets, Starsky!
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455. Everybody, back off!
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456. Including you, Manetti.
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457. I apologize, captain.
You're absolutely right.
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458. You know, you're not even worth it,
Starsky. And for the record...
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459. those are hand towels.
The big towels are on the top shelf.
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460. Hand towels. What a rod.
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461. Jesus Christ. He's right.
Go cover up.
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462. Who are you guys?
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463. My name's Kansas.
And this is my little man Toto.
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464. We're Jesters from up in Big Cliff, coming
down and check out your place. This it?
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465. Is this your place?
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466. - Yeah.
- Nice.
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467. Tell me, if you two are Jesters,
what's our credo?
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468. Credo.
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469. Well...
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470. You almost got me there.
There's no credo.
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471. Other than the secret credo.
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472. It ain't no secret.
It's written right on our damn crest.
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473. A trick question? If it's printed on
the crest, you don't give it as a test.
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474. Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn't
prove we're Jesters. Not cool.
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475. - That's a fake mustache.
- Oh, really?
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476. Well, I wonder if you
think this is fake.
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477. - Now, we got some questions!
- I don't gotta give you nothing, cop!
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478. Wrong! First, you've gotta
give me a little respect.
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479. Second, you're gonna give me some
answers, comprende, muchacho?
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480. - I like your style.
- I like your moves.
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481. Now, where were we?
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482. You were gonna tell us
about Terrence Meyers.
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483. Who's Terrence Meyers?
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484. - Wrong answer, Big Earl.
- Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl.
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485. - I'm Jeff.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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486. - Jeff?
- No one's who they say they are.
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487. Look.
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488. Honest, think about it.
I'm not even big.
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489. Yeah. No, that's a good point.
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490. Maybe it's an ironic name, like
Tiny over in Vice. He's, like, 8 feet tall.
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491. - Everybody says he's tiny...
- I know, except this guy's normal size.
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492. He'd have to be a lot smaller
for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
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493. You don't have to be a midget.
You're not exactly...
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494. - How tall are you?
- I don't know, 5'9"?
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495. - Well, that is kind of... Basically...
- Borderline. It's average.
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496. Look. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago.
He's in Bay City Correctional.
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497. I took over the bar till he gets out.
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498. Jeff, I'm sorry. We apologize.
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499. We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit.
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500. Let me get this for you.
There you go. Good as new.
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501. A word of advice:
Next time you watch a place...
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502. don't claim you own it
because you watch it.
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503. I housesit for my sister all the time,
it's not like I claim that I own her house.
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504. That goes for all y'all.
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505. Don't pretend to be
something you're not.
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506. Just be who you are.
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507. That's what's really cool.
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508. How did you get in?
Visiting hours are over.
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509. Special treatment.
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510. We got some questions
about Terrence Meyers.
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511. - Terrence Meyers?
- Yeah.
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512. You made this jacket for him?
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513. Gee whiz, I don't seem to know anyone
by that name at all.
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514. Hard customer.
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515. Offer him a radio or some bullshit.
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516. Maybe we can make your stay
a little more comfortable.
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517. - Nice transistor radio for your cell?
- No.
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518. - How about a TV?
- I tell you what.
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519. I do like your blonde friend, here.
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520. Let me see your bellybutton.
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521. No. What... Let's go. Come on.
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522. - No, listen.
- No, no! I'm not...
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523. Hold on.
He's obviously a freak.
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524. Just show him a little skin.
Show him your stomach.
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525. Nobody's here. Come on.
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526. - Are we cool?
- Yes, we're cool.
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527. Oh, eureka. God, that's nice.
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528. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal
with a hole in it.
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529. - I got one too.
- Oh, come on.
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530. I just got a little more
brown sugar on mine.
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531. Did you say "Terrence Meyers"?
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532. Yeah, I think I did make that jacket.
We might have pulled a job together.
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533. What job? Who were you working for?
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534. Stand up. Walk to the back
and do a spin for me.
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535. Wait a second.
I just showed you my stomach...
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536. Come on, a deal's a deal, Earl.
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537. Fine, then this conversation is over.
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538. Wait. Wait.
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539. - Hold it. Come on. Wait.
- I can't hear you.
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540. Get up.
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541. - Tell him to take his jacket off.
- Take your jacket off.
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542. - Slow spin.
- He says to do a slow spin.
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543. Tell him to arch his back
and then look back at me, mean.
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544. Like a dragon.
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545. He says to arch your back
and look back at him, mean, like a dragon.
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546. But keep it mean.
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547. Tell him great job.
He can sit down.
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548. You're a very convincing dragon.
You should feel good about that.
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549. Just get this over with.
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550. Okay, here's the deal.
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551. Terrence and I worked as extra muscle
for a couple of dealers.
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552. I'd like to tell you who,
but I don't know.
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553. I never got a name,
I never got a face.
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554. But I do know one thing:
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555. They paid us in coke.
I was pretty pissed at the time.
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556. I was hoping to get cash.
I'm no coke dealer.
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557. Right, so where's the coke?
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558. If we find that coke,
we can probably trace it.
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559. Fine. Fine.
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560. Look, I like you guys, okay?
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561. Especially you. Okay?
Don't feel bad about that.
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562. But I like you guys, so I'll tell you.
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563. But...
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564. But first I need to see something, okay?
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565. And it's gonna involve both of you.
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566. I'm not gonna lie to you.
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567. It's gonna get weird.
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568. Two dragons.
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569. Ready? Both of you, take your shirts off.
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570. But do it slow.
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571. I guess it's supposed
to rain later tonight.
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572. Yeah, that's what I heard.
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573. - Look, you know, what happened...
- Can we please not talk about this, Hutch?
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574. We got the coke.
Let's not ever talk about it.
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575. You're right.
That's a good policy.
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576. We got what we came for.
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577. - You think dragons ever...
- Stop, I don't want to talk about it!
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578. What the hell is wrong with you two?
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579. - Come on, what are you...?
- You have brought disgrace...
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580. on everyone who's
ever worn a uniform.
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581. My God.
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582. - We didn't know there was a camera.
- Cap, we're sorry.
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583. At least we got the stash.
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584. There's gotta be 30 grams
of coke here, minimum.
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585. This could lead us to the dealers
that iced Terrence Meyers.
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586. It's evidence.
We can print the bag, run forensics.
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587. We did. We got nothing.
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588. What we got is a bag
of artificial sweetener.
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589. What are you talking about?
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590. My granny wouldn't think
this was coke.
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591. Come on, that's impossible.
We got the stuff from Big Earl.
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592. - I'm taking you two off this floater.
- What?
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593. - I'm giving it to Manetti.
- Manetti? Oh, come on, cap!
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594. - Manetti's the worst cop on the force!
- Starsky. Stop.
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595. Go on, sit down. Come on.
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596. Look, captain, we're sorry, but come on.
You can't take us off this.
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597. I just did. Now, leave.
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598. And take your bag
of artificial sweetener with you.
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599. - Kicking the chair was a nice touch.
- Yeah, too bad it didn't work.
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600. He'll get over it.
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601. What I can't figure out is why Earl
got paid with bunk cocaine.
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602. Now we've got two leads.
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603. - We do?
- Stacey and Holly.
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604. - Those two cheerleaders?
- No, no, those two witnesses.
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605. They met Terrence.
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606. Let's take them out,
see what we can learn.
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607. I mean, is it our fault that they also
happen to be a couple of hot foxes?
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608. Reese, I couldn't help myself.
They were cops.
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609. - They were just too macho.
- Macho?
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610. - It's simple. You should have lied.
- I did. I lied about you.
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611. I didn't tell them anything.
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612. But I had to give them something.
They were so pure.
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613. You're lucky you're in the joint.
Do you understand me?
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614. - Look at the bright side.
- Bright side?
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615. It's the ultimate test.
The coke was in the police station.
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616. They cleared it.
You should be happy.
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617. Well, guess what?
I'm not happy.
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618. I'm not happy at all about it, Earl!
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619. Don't shush me!
Don't tell me to calm down!
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620. - Understand?
- What are you wearing? Quick.
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621. What am I wearing?
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622. Silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
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623. That's gorgeous.
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624. - You sick son of a bitch.
- Don't hang up. Don't hang up!
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625. God. Some people.
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626. I'm not gonna be able
to fit in my uniform tomorrow.
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627. Is that a good or bad thing?
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628. Is this the way you two
always treat witnesses?
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629. Well, that depends. If it's a misdemeanor,
we've been known to skip the fondue...
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630. and move right to foot massages.
Let me see.
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631. Watch out! Wait a minute,
I think that's police brutality.
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632. - Anybody for some coffee?
- No, thanks.
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633. Okay, one for le chef.
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634. This place is great.
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635. It serves my needs.
It's cozy. Homey.
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636. - Can you help me find the sugar?
- It's there.
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637. Hutch, help me find the sugar.
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638. - Okay. Pardon me.
- Okay.
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639. - How we doing?
- Great.
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640. - Your fondue put us over the top.
- Really?
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641. Which one do you like?
We're gonna stick to this.
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642. - I have a thing for blondes.
- Good. I'll take anything.
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643. They're sweet little angels.
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644. In two minutes,
I want you to grab my guitar...
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645. bring it to me,
put it in my hands and step back.
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646. - You play?
- Just bring me the guitar.
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647. Wait. Hey, hey, where's the sugar?
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648. I don't think I have any.
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649. - That's great. He's a cop.
- Come here.
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650. - Both of you.
- You're so funny.
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651. It's like a magpie convention in here.
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652. Let's get the cup out.
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653. Thank you, Big Earl.
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654. Do you ever get scared out there,
on the streets?
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655. Yeah. I'd like to say no,
but the truth is, I do sometimes.
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656. I'm one of those guys that's more about
helping others than helping myself.
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657. - There we go.
- It's all I knew.
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658. It's more that there's someone
I might not be able to help.
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659. A citizen that needs aid,
or even an animal.
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660. - Look what I found.
- Put that away. Put it away!
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661. Hutch, you gotta play.
Come on. Play, play. Please.
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662. Don't you wanna play?
Come on. Hutch!
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663. All right. Holly, turn off the music.
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664. - Now, come on!
- Oh, sorry.
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665. Look alive. Let's go.
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666. - Hutch is gonna play.
- What have you gotten me into, Starsky?
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667. - Thought we were partners.
- Come on, Hutch!
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668. One, two, three.
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669. - That was great, Hutch!
- Come on, you guys.
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670. It was just a guy here with a guitar,
singing his heart out.
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671. Starsky's bored.
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672. - Anybody else bored?
- What?
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673. - A club could be fun.
- Club. Yeah.
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674. Okay, I'll get some more coffee
and then we'll go.
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675. Is he okay?
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676. Isn't this place great?
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677. Do you like places like this?
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678. You're a cheerleader,
so you're dancing in formation.
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679. This place can't be fun,
because it's like you're at work.
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680. Are you okay?
You seem kind of wound up.
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681. Wound up?
No, I'm just pumped. I'm excited.
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682. Rock-solid, ready to go. A little bit
paranoid, but feeling really good.
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683. - Can I kiss you?
- Okay.
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684. - Watch it, man.
- Excuse me?
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685. I said, watch it. Floor's for dancing.
You can tell by the lights.
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686. - Wanna tangle, curly?
- Come on. No.
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687. - No, we're gonna dance.
- No, no, no.
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688. Curly wants to tangle.
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689. - Do you really want a piece of this?
- I don't want a piece.
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690. I want the whole thing.
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691. Yeah!
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692. - Oh, my, folks!
- Please don't do this.
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693. - Don't worry. I can take him.
- It's not that.
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694. You shouldn't do this
because it's so lame.
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695. Tonight, our own Dancing Rick
is being called out...
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696. - by new guy David Stamsky.
- No, no, Starsky.
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697. Back at you.
If you've got a pair of sunglasses...
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698. I'd put them on, because I got a feeling
these two are gonna light it up!
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699. Boz, reel it in!
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700. All right, settle down.
Everybody settle.
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701. You know the rules.
Keep it safe, keep it sexy...
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702. and above all, turn up the night!
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703. Dancing Rick getting warmed up here.
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704. What's he gonna bring out
for the appetizer course?
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705. It's a little hand-over-hand tuggle, man,
right into the center of the floor.
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706. That's all he's giving him.
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707. That's a bucketful of confidence.
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708. Over to new guy David Starsky.
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709. This guy could be trouble.
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710. It's the Wild West.
Those are six-guns full of sexy.
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711. The good, the bad and the groovy.
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712. One, two, three, four,
we've got disco war, folks.
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713. Dancing Rick's going, "I don't like you,
but I respect your moves."
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714. Here comes Starsky again.
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715. Driving that disco big rig.
Shift gears, blow your funky horn.
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716. Pull into the truck stop and get yourself
some scrapple made out of sexy.
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717. Disco Rick brings it right back
and he's not wasting any time, folks.
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718. From the future of 1984,
that's a funky disco robot.
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719. They're both on the floor, folks,
eye to eye. It's disco Vietnam.
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720. Neither one's blinking or backing down.
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721. Let's see what happens.
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722. Angry cat. Kitten has claws.
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723. All right, looks like it's over.
Remember, $2 Harvey Wall...
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724. Oh, my God!
David Starsky, taking it over the line!
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725. How about that?
Very sexy, very macho.
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726. But that's a little too close to call.
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727. We'll have to depend on our patented
American Lights Applause-O-Meter.
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728. So let's bring out our combatants, folks.
Come on, big hand for them.
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729. Here we go.
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730. First off, over to my man,
Dancing Rick.
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731. And over to the new guy,
David Starsky.
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732. Folks, pretty close.
I hate to do this...
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733. but I gotta give it to my man
Dancing Rick.
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734. Boo! Boo!
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735. What? Hey, hey, do it again!
That's B.S.
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736. - What?
- I won. Do the applause thing again!
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737. It was just for fun. Forget it...
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738. - I said, do it again, liar!
- Not cool, not cool!
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739. - Liar! Do it again!
- All right.
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740. Hey, hey, settle down.
Settle down.
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741. I'm a cop. It's cool.
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742. It's okay.
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743. It's okay, it's okay!
Calm down, people.
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744. Bay City P.D. We got him.
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745. We're gonna get you home.
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746. - Where am I?
- You were freaking out.
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747. - I had to take you down.
- What?
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748. There we go.
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749. Easy does it.
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750. Here we go.
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751. I think I was drugged.
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752. Sounds like you did coke.
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753. I mean, from what I've read
about the effects.
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754. I don't use coke.
I had coffee tonight.
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755. - What is that?
- Sweetener, right?
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756. The stuff from Earl?
What are you doing with this?
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757. - Hutch?
- Where'd you get this?
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758. - I beat that guy. What was that about?
- You did.
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759. - You won. You danced your heart out.
- And everybody saw it.
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760. - Sleep.
- I was robbed.
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761. I know. We was robbed.
We was robbed.
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762. Go to sleep.
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763. Go to sleep, tiny dancer. All right.
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764. Jesus Christ.
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765. - Is he okay?
- Oh, yeah, he's okay.
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766. He just needs to sleep it off.
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767. Quite a night?
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768. You can say that again.
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769. Guess it's kind of winding down.
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770. - Well, it doesn't have to be over.
- What do you mean?
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771. Where did that come from?
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772. I just want you to know,
I really like your partner.
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773. - I know, he's such a good guy.
- This is just, like, whatever.
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774. I don't think we even have to judge it.
It's too natural.
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775. - Okay.
- It's just...
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776. You guys wanna kiss? Yeah.
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777. I hear somebody stirring.
There he is.
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778. I feel for you.
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779. Jesus! Please, turn that off!
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780. Easy, killer. Just a blender.
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781. - What time is it?
- Time for Hutch's hangover cure.
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782. - What's in it?
- Pepto-Bismol, Aunt Jemima mix...
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783. Tang and a little flat Tab.
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784. Most important thing.
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785. And a raw egg.
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786. Saves lives. Trust me.
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787. And?
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788. - It's good.
- What did I tell you?
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789. Sorry about last night.
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790. - Thanks for taking care of the girls.
- Hey, no problem. Happy to do it.
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791. What are partners for?
Speaking of which...
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792. I checked this stuff out and even though
it tastes like sugar, that is cocaine.
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793. - You sure?
- I'm sure...
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794. Stacey's sure, Holly's sure...
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795. How do you like your eggs?
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796. Didn't Huggy mention something
about a coke deal going down?
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797. "One for the Guinness Book,"
was how he put it.
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798. Seems like a big coincidence.
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799. Why don't I drive?
You don't look good.
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800. No. If I'm alive, I drive.
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801. Rhyming already, you must be...
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802. - You okay?
- I'm fine.
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803. He blew out my fricking window!
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804. All right! Enough with the car!
We get it!
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805. Stop shooting my car!
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806. Okay, cover me. Say when.
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807. Go!
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808. Zebra to base,
I want you to run a plate.
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809. Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
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810. Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
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811. - Damn it!
- You okay?
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812. Look at this! This is horrible!
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813. What kind of world do we live in
where somebody does this?
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814. Well, I think he was aiming at us.
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815. Think this is funny?
Seriously, is this funny?
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816. Zebra 3, we have an ID on that plate.
Lee M. Chau, 1325 Western.
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817. - I repeat...
- Ready to dish out a little payback?
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818. Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
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819. - The hell was that?
- I think it's his kid.
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820. All right, just sit tight, little boy.
Well, well, well, this looks familiar.
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821. Possession of cocaine and
attempted murder?
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822. - Jesus!
- What was that?
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823. That ain't a kid! It's a tiny little man!
And he's got knives! Goddamn!
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824. - My arm!
- Oh, shit!
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825. Make him stop! Make him stop!
Tell him to stop! Stop it!
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826. Starsky! Starsky, we need to go now!
Come on!
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827. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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828. All right, now...
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829. Okay, time out. Let's just take a little break.
I'm gonna get out of here... Jeez!
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830. Oh, mama! What is your problem?
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831. I said, time out!
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832. Hutch! A little help.
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833. He pinned you good, partner.
On three. One, two...
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834. Time to answer some questions,
old man.
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835. Who's the little dwarf you got
throwing knives at me and my partner?
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836. That was no dwarf. That was my son.
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837. Liar!
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838. Come on, you're going downtown.
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839. Let's go, Starsky. On your feet!
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840. Now, you wanna tell me
who hired you?
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841. We have a saying in Koreatown.
It goes, "Kiss my yellow ass, copper!"
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842. All right. You wanna play games?
I got a game for you, Chau.
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843. Let's play a little Russian roulette.
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844. We got a little saying here in Bay City:
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845. "You cross the line..."
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846. "your nuts are mine."
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847. There's really a bullet in the gun.
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848. - Yes, I know. That is the point...
- No, you don't understand.
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849. - Let's play!
- The bullet went inside!
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850. Come on, you wanna play,
let's play! Let's play!
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851. - Your turn!
- No!
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852. I thought you wanted to play. Come on,
Chau. You wanna play? Let's play a game!
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853. - What are you doing? Jesus.
- Our little friend here is about to talk.
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854. What in the holy...?
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855. - All right, enough with the talking. Let's go.
- What? No! Starsky, no!
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856. - You're crazy!
- Are you out of your mind?
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857. Calm down.
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858. Calm down? He tried to kill me. He shoot
everything. I have heart attack already.
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859. It's over. It's over.
Just calm down.
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860. - What?
- No, nothing. Nothing. This guy is funny.
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861. - It's not about you.
- That's great. He can be your new partner.
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862. Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool.
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863. Forget it. All right, Chau, what else can
you tell me about the guys that hired you?
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864. Not much. A couple of whiteys.
Nice suit. Perry Ellis.
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865. They pay, I do job.
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866. - What did they look like?
- I don't know.
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867. They were white.
All you guys look alike to me.
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868. That's funny, all you guys
look alike to us. Orientals.
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869. So where'd you meet him?
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870. We met... How do you say? By water.
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871. - At the beach?
- No, no, no. On water.
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872. - Right, a boat. You met on a boat.
- No, no, no. Not a boat.
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873. It's a yacht.
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874. Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth!
We know that you will.
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875. - All right.
- What's that mean?
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876. We have a special delivery for
the little lady. It's right over here.
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877. Let's see what's inside.
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878. - These pantomimes suck.
- Don't look at me. I didn't hire them.
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879. - Well, who did?
- I don't know.
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880. These pantomimes aren't very good.
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881. This must be Reese's big surprise.
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882. Look at me, guys,
I'm a mime too.
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883. - Everyone's miming something.
- Embarrassing.
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884. - Reese just left.
- I know.
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885. - Stay here, I'll follow him.
- I'll follow him.
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886. No, you stay. Keep them occupied.
You're doing great. They love you.
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887. I might do the glass wall
one more time.
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888. Boo!
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889. Terrific. Tell him you like him, ask him to
sit by you at the cafeteria. How do I know?
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890. What am I, your counselor? Yeah, I'd like to
get to the information that I need, okay?
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891. It's done.
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892. My buddy delivered the package. It's in your garage.
It's locked up nice and tight...
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893. - ... in case anybody gets nosy.
- No one saw him?
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894. Not a soul.
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895. Now, about my fee...
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896. You'll be paid as soon as I've
checked it out. If you'll excuse me...
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897. - Reese, wait.
- What?
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898. - Mazel tov, man.
- Thanks.
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899. They grow up so fast.
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900. - Go play dragon. I gotta go.
- All right. Big kisses.
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901. Thank you, everybody, for coming out to
celebrate my little girl's bat mitzvah.
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902. I should say "young woman."
It'll take me a while to get used to that.
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903. - This guy's good. Sweet.
- It's in his garage.
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904. - What?
- The cocaine is in his garage.
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905. - Are you sure?
- We take him down now.
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906. - Let's go.
- All right, cut the music.
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907. Cut the music.
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908. I think I speak for everyone
when I say we're a little mimed out.
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909. Don't worry. Show's over.
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910. You're under arrest for possession
with intent to sell.
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911. - This man's a drug dealer.
- Okay, I think what we have...
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912. - Maybe you didn't hear us.
- Take it easy, everybody.
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913. You're making the biggest mistake
of your life, hear me?
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914. You're the one making
the mistake, pusher.
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915. Kevin, call my attorney,
please. Ridiculous.
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916. - Open it.
- My hands are tied.
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917. Fine. Allow me.
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918. Let this be a lesson to everyone,
especially you kids.
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919. Don't be fooled by the first-class suit
and the big house.
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920. Reese Feldman's nothing more than
a two-bit drug dealer.
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921. You want some proof?
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922. Here's some proof.
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923. This is a bad man.
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924. And this is what bad men do.
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925. A pony!
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926. Happy bat mitzvah, baby. I love you.
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927. Take the kids in, come on.
Let's go, kids.
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928. It's all right, baby, it's okay. Come here.
Come here. We'll get you a new pony.
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929. Hey there, little fella. You okay?
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930. Mr. Feldman, on behalf of the
entire Bay City Police Department...
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931. - I sincerely apologize.
- That's okay, captain.
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932. My attorney here would love to
take them down, but I know...
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933. that in the bottom
of their hearts...
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934. these two detectives were just
trying to protect me and my family.
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935. I gotcha. Thank you.
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936. I respect your attitude,
but you can be sure...
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937. it will never happen again,
because as of now...
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938. both of you are suspended indefinitely.
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939. Look, cap, this was my fault. Don't
drag Hutch into this. I shot the pony.
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940. You care what happens to Hutch?
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941. You filed for transfer two weeks ago,
citing his behavior as a reason.
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942. - Captain...
- Oh yeah, yeah. Check this out.
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943. Sounds like you're quite
the crime fighter, Hutch.
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944. - You filed for a transfer?
- Guns and badges, right here, on my desk.
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945. Your mother would be
very disappointed in you.
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946. Man, I've really had it with that Doby.
I mean, it's enough already.
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947. "Cavorting with nefarious characters.
Conduct unbecoming of an officer."
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948. I wrote that two weeks ago.
Things are really cool with us now.
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949. - Hey, did you go through my locker?
- No.
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950. - You went through my locker.
- I might have looked inside...
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951. If you got a problem with someone, tell it
to their face. You come to them as a man.
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952. You don't go behind their back and write
a thesis and try to get transferred.
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953. Backstabber!
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954. Yeah, don't anybody work
with David Starsky.
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955. He'll stab you in the back.
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956. You've got to let this go.
We got lucky. These guys screwed up.
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957. - They can't even touch us now. It is over.
- I don't care.
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958. No one dresses as a mime and embarrasses
me at my daughter's bat mitzvah.
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959. In my own house, no less.
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960. Have some perspective.
We're almost finished.
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961. We're a few days from closing
a $35-million deal. Let it slide.
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962. Yeah, I'll let it slide. When they're dead.
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963. Why did I get so lucky?
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964. I don't know, I just love
when you talk so tough.
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965. Of course you do. That's why
you're my girlfriend on the side.
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966. Hey, Hutch.
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967. "Ruin me!"
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968. Excuse me, let me have
a minute with my friend.
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969. He didn't care if he got ruined. That was
the whole point of the episode. Did you...?
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970. Hutch, you gonna have to lay up off
of this juice. You had too much to drink.
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971. Come on. I feel like a million bucks.
Just laughing, having a good time.
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972. It ain't even funny no more.
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973. There used to be a time here when you
peed against the wall, you did it outside.
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974. Lighten up, it's Friday night.
Okay? It's a bar.
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975. Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man.
Snap out of it.
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976. - What time is it?
- It's 5:00, man.
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977. Shit. I'm supposed to pick up Willis at 3.
Huggy, I'm sorry, we...
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978. Hutch! Hey, Hutch! You home?
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979. You were supposed to pick me up
at 3:00 today. What happened?
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980. Deadbeat.
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981. If you could have yourself one wish,
what would it be for?
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982. "Mama put the salt back on a
straight line with the pepper..."
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983. and got that look like when
she be telling me that old wise stuff.
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984. "She told Nobie he
should wish for..."
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985. Good friends. Free to Be You and Me.
That's what Mama tells Nobie to wish for.
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986. - Well, well, well.
- How you doing, Willis?
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987. - I'm pretty good.
- Yeah? Got you something.
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988. Damn. A wrist rocket.
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989. - Watch out with that thing. Very powerful.
- Cool. Thanks, Starsky.
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990. Pretty sure those are illegal.
Even though you're my friend...
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991. might have to report you to Doby.
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992. All right. Okay, look, Hutch, can we...?
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993. Is it all right if I talk
to you outside?
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994. No, I better stay here with the kid.
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995. All right. Hey, feel better, all right?
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996. You got it.
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997. - Can you believe that guy? What a...
- Hutch, the man was trying to apologize.
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998. Dig this, man. Someone once said...
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999. "To err is human, to forgive, divine."
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1000. What idiot said that?
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1001. I believe that was God,
the greatest mack of all.
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1002. David. David.
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1003. Yeah.
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1004. Okay, so, what did you wanna say?
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1005. Nothing. Apparently you're too busy
and I'm not worth it. It's fine.
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1006. - Really, it's good.
- Come on, let's hear it.
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1007. There's nothing that... I just was gonna
say that I think you're a good cop.
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1008. - Okay, well, thank you.
- And I am...
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1009. sorry about what I wrote in the report.
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1010. Yeah, because I'm telling you, I felt like
I'd just gotten my world rocked...
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1011. - Are you crying?
- What's that?
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1012. - Are you crying?
- No, I'm not crying. You're crying.
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1013. It's okay to cry. People cry.
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1014. That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a crier.
I don't cry. I work out. I have hobbies.
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1015. - Come here.
- What?
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1016. - Come here. I forgive you, all right?
- Okay.
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1017. I forgive you.
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1018. Okay, that's probably enough.
That's enough.
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1019. - All right?
- Okay.
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1020. - Are we good?
- Yeah, we're good.
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1021. Because we got some people
that want us dead.
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1022. They took a shot at you. They tried to blow
up my house, almost killed little Willis.
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1023. We gotta do... Now what?
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1024. Nothing. I'm just excited.
Let's get these scumbags!
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1025. - Get them! That's what I wanna see.
- Let's get them!
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1026. - Get some tissues. Let's go.
- What are you doing?
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1027. - Damn. I'll tell you that.
- Look, I'm telling you, it's right here.
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1028. Reese is meeting with the biggest drug
dealers in back alleys all over the place.
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1029. But talking isn't illegal.
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1030. Yeah, the guy's not stupid.
He knows how to stay clean.
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1031. Dirty ones always do.
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1032. We gotta find a way to get close to him,
get inside and hear what's going on.
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1033. It's gonna be tough.
The guy knows what we look like.
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1034. He doesn't know what
Huggy Bear looks like.
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1035. Man, this is a bunch of crap.
I am an urban informant. I am not a snitch.
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1036. - Come on, Huggy, what's the difference?
- A snitch wears a wire.
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1037. A snitch is the scum
of the information industry.
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1038. A snitch has no soul.
Damn, man, that shit hurt.
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1039. - I'm sorry.
- You got to be more careful.
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1040. We wouldn't ask you to do this
unless it was really important.
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1041. - I'm gonna owe you one.
- More than one, man.
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1042. Let's slow down with the scorekeeping.
I might remember...
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1043. stuff I've overlooked over the years,
then mention it to my partner here.
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1044. How'd that be?
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1045. - All right, man, get this over with. Hurry up.
- All right. All right. Good. We're done.
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1046. - All right, let's get that outfit.
- Outfit?
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1047. Oh, no, man. You know Huggy Bear
wouldn't wear that, man.
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1048. Come with something better.
Take that shit back to Florida.
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1049. That ain't me, baby.
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1050. Mr. Casual. So nice of you to join us.
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1051. Sorry about that, sir.
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1052. What would you say this is?
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1053. Golf?
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1054. Real funny, Amos.
Give me the 9-iron.
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1055. - Where the hell's my 9-iron?
- I was gonna bring...
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1056. Let me explain something to you.
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1057. You are in charge
of this area right here.
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1058. Clubs come out.
They gotta go back in.
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1059. I realize this is a complex procedure, but
it's up to you to manage the whole business.
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1060. Do you got that, Nipsey?
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1061. - Yes.
- I should make you run...
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1062. back to the driving range and get it.
Just give me the wedge.
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1063. 3-wood?
My man gave me a 3-wood.
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1064. Do you even know what
a pitching wedge is?
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1065. - Are you even a real caddy?
- Come on.
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1066. Look, man, this grass is
Alabama Creeping Bent...
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1067. as opposed to Georgia Creeping Bent.
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1068. It's lighter.
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1069. - Lighter meaning faster?
- Exactly.
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1070. Hold this.
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1071. Look at that. Good shot.
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1072. - You know a lot about golf.
- I know even more about grass.
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1073. I don't question that.
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1074. - That was a great shot. Don't even start.
- Fine. Back to business.
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1075. The stuff is all ready to be moved.
All two tons of it.
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1076. We're gold. We need to be at
the banquet by 2 p.m. Anything else?
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1077. Yeah, just stay calm and...
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1078. What, are we dating?
Why are you standing so close to me?
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1079. - Back off.
- It's cool, baby.
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1080. What is your deal?
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1081. The Nearly There banquet.
Remember? It's tomorrow.
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1082. - How's he gonna move coke at a banquet?
- I don't know, but we gotta be there.
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1083. No, can't. He'll kill us if he sees us.
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1084. You wanna use my wig guy.
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1085. Hello, sir. May I check your briefcase?
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1086. Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.
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1087. Thank you very much.
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1088. Now, what you wanna do is take
this ticket stub. It's for the raffle.
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1089. And see that car up on stage?
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1090. There's seven of them, all up for grabs,
with plenty of trunk space.
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1091. Trunk space. I get it. Very good.
Very good. Thank you very much.
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1092. - That's what I'm talking about. Right here.
- There we go.
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1093. - What do you think?
- I love it. Great stuff.
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1094. Yeah, you look just like a rich cowboy,
came riding in off the farm.
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1095. - Do me a favor. Tip your hat forward.
- No, I like it where it is.
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1096. - No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
- Will you stop with that?
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1097. That voice makes you sound crazy.
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1098. It makes me sound like Maury Finkel...
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1099. founder of Finkel Fixtures,
a lighting fixture chain.
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1100. It's a little voice and a character.
You got a whole back-story. That's good.
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1101. Little touches. You wanna
make the character real.
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1102. - What's your character?
- I don't really...
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1103. I don't have a character.
I don't do voices.
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1104. We're going upstairs. People will
recognize us if we don't have a character.
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1105. - Think of something.
- Okay.
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1106. Buck up, let's do it.
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1107. How are you? How's it going?
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1108. All right. How you doing? All right.
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1109. Look at these two hot chickens.
Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me.
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1110. Come on. Do it.
Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it.
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1111. He means a kiss. We're doing
little voices. Undercover.
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1112. Come on, sweetie. Do it.
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1113. - That's a sweet little pucker. I love it.
- Can I get you two a drink?
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1114. You sure can, sweetheart.
Johnnie Red, neat.
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1115. - Okay.
- Do it. Do it.
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1116. All right. And you?
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1117. - Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it, do it.
- Okay. I'll be right back.
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1118. - What are you doing?
- What?
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1119. - What was that? You just stole my voice.
- No, I didn't.
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1120. You gotta come up with your own voice.
That's my thing.
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1121. - I don't have a cool voice like you.
- Come up with a character.
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1122. You're a Texas oil tycoon guy.
You have, like, a moustache...
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1123. Don't shame me.
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1124. Let's sit down. Come on.
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1125. So we can get down to business and then
get back to the business of getting down.
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1126. Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Let's get down!
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1127. Captain Doby, you're not right.
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1128. But today is right.
Can I see a show of hands?
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1129. I'm talking to everyone in this room.
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1130. How many of us have made a mistake?
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1131. - Guilty.
- Yeah.
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1132. You know, I believe it was our buddy
Bill Shakespeare who said...
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1133. "To err is human, but to forgive,
well, that's right on."
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1134. That's exactly why
we're here today.
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1135. Because everyone out there
deserves a second chance. Everyone.
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1136. Thank you. I didn't say it.
Bill Shakespeare did.
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1137. Some of these guys were
in our surveillance.
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1138. - I know.
- Check out the guy behind us.
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1139. Already did.
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1140. You think he's got the stuff here?
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1141. - Where?
- I'd like to thank Bay City Volkswagen...
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1142. for donating seven brand-new cars
to our annual fundraising raffle.
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1143. Thank you, Bay City Volkswagen.
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1144. Okay, everybody. Go ahead,
pull out your ticket stubs.
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1145. Hope you held onto it. Hate to have your
number called and have it left behind.
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1146. Because this train's
leaving the station.
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1147. Tonight's first winner. 63.
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1148. - Hot damn, that baby's mine!
- Congratulations.
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1149. That's one of his guys.
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1150. - Thank you very much.
- Just wait here.
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1151. We've got a winner, a new car owner.
Let him hear it.
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1152. He's gonna ride home in class.
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1153. The car. Cocaine is in the car.
He's doing it in front of everybody.
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1154. - He's not that stupid.
- No, but he's that arrogant. Trust me.
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1155. Number 117.
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1156. - Go.
- Right on! Yeah.
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1157. Yes!
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1158. - Thank you very much.
- Sit. Now. Do it. Do it.
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1159. Old Shakes McGinty did it!
Yes! Unbelievable!
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1160. I'm a-richer, and I'm gonna kiss you.
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1161. Get your hands off. I think...
I don't...
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1162. My friend won. Give him the car. Do it.
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1163. - Do what?
- The kid's from Texas.
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1164. I don't know if he has a license.
He rides a horse.
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1165. Do you have a ticket?
I need it to give you the car.
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1166. - You gotta trust the kid.
- I can't, cowboy.
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1167. I need to see the ticket.
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1168. Pop the trunk.
Let's get that new car smell.
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1169. - Who wants a whiff of that new car smell?
- Let's smell it!
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1170. That's what I'm talking about. Come on.
Pop the trunk. Seriously, do it. Do it.
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1171. - Do it.
- Listen, jackass.
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1172. Either give me a ticket or get the
hell off the stage. You dig that?
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1173. - Guys.
- Pop the trunk, candy man.
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1174. You heard him.
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1175. Pop it.
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1176. What the hell are you two doing?
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1177. Pop it!
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1178. You screwed it up once already, Starsky.
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1179. Like you said, Feldman,
everyone deserves a second chance.
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1180. What have we here?
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1181. Does this look familiar? Some cocaine.
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1182. Captain Doby, I suggest you take
this to the lab, get it analyzed...
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1183. - Hutch!
- All right, freeze! Everybody, freeze!
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1184. - Put your hands where I can see them!
- Relax, pal. Relax!
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1185. - Let's do it!
- Put that gun down or I'll kill your friend.
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1186. - Reese, what are we doing?
- Do it now! Put it down!
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1187. I got a clean shot.
I need permission.
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1188. No! No, Starsky.
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1189. I can do it. Just move
your head to the left.
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1190. No can do. You don't have my permission,
partner. I can't give it to you.
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1191. - Your nuts are mine, Feldman.
- No, they're not! Your nuts are yours.
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1192. Starsky, listen to me. I don't wanna die.
And I'm not giving you my permission.
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1193. Please, put it down.
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1194. Put it down. Down.
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1195. Okay. All right. You're right.
It's too close.
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1196. Oh, thank God.
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1197. Stay down!
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1198. Doby?
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1199. - Come on, let's move it! Let's go!
- What?
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1200. Walk away. Walk away. Let's go.
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1201. - Cap, are you okay?
- Yeah, I just got my wing clipped.
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1202. - Who the hell shot me?
- I'm sorry. I was trying to get...
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1203. Starsky! It was Reese Feldman.
Reese Feldman hit you, the son of a bitch.
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1204. Well, go get him!
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1205. - Is somebody coming?
- No, we're on vacation.
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1206. - What's going on?
- Gotta go.
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1207. Oh, my God!
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1208. - Baby, look out!
- Look, I wanna hit him!
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1209. - You okay?
- Yeah!
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1210. - Watch out for the bunker!
- I don't know what a bunker is!
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1211. It's a sand trap.
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1212. - Go faster!
- I'm going fast. I got it floored.
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1213. - Dogleg right up here on the par three.
- What?
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1214. - Watch the bunker!
- What bunker?
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1215. Jesus!
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1216. Come on. Pay attention.
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1217. Hey! Get out of here!
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1218. - Move that ice cream truck now!
- No, you move.
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1219. - Bay City P.D. Move it!
- Let's go.
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1220. Grab those and meet me
in the marina. Let's go. Move!
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1221. If you guys are cops,
let's see some badge.
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1222. - We don't have any badges.
- Show him your gun.
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1223. Come on! Come on, move!
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1224. - Come on, hurry up, let's go!
- They're coming!
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1225. Come on, these two with the running
and the chasing. Stop! Go home.
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1226. Goodbye, heroes!
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1227. - To the shipping yard!
- Got a boat?
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1228. No, but I got an idea.
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1229. Hey, watch out!
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1230. - Okay, now what?
- Okay, we're gonna take this car...
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1231. and land it on that boat.
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1232. - You wanna crash the car into his boat?
- No, I wanna land it on that boat.
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1233. Now, go.
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1234. - Go!
- I can't do it.
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1235. This is unbelievable. Here you get
me out here to risk my life...
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1236. and now you tell me you
can't do this? I'm a quitter, but...
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1237. - You're crying again.
- I'm not crying. This is different.
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1238. It's my mother. She always used to say that
this was too much car for me to handle.
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1239. - She said that?
- Couldn't handle the V8.
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1240. - I don't know, maybe she was right.
- Hey, look at me. Look at me.
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1241. I am not your mother.
I'm your partner.
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1242. Now, go!
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1243. Go!
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1244. - Things could go pretty wrong, so I...
- Keep your eyes on the road.
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1245. Listen to me, Ken. If we don't make it,
this... You know, us...
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1246. - It's been good.
- It's been great.
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1247. Now, will you stop talking
and hit that boat.
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1248. It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
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1249. Son of a bitch!
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1250. - Come on, are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God. We almost just got killed.
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1251. Thanks for pointing out something I couldn't notice.
You're a benefit to have.
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1252. We should save them.
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1253. - Son of a bitch!
- Nice plan!
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1254. You gave it too much gas
and you overshot it.
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1255. - Car has a lot of horsepower. I'll go get it.
- What are you doing? Stop it.
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1256. Starsky!
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1257. - It hasn't hit the bottom yet.
- Stop, stop, damn it! Listen to me.
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1258. It's gone, okay? It's over.
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1259. - But it's my car.
- I know it is, partner. I know it is.
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1260. Oh, my God, honey.
That was so incredible.
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1261. I feel like my adrenaline is just...
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1262. You and me, babe. We are such
a good team, don't you think?
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1263. I mean, this is just the beginning. We could
go so far, honey. I feel so exhilarated.
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1264. - Come on!
- What was that?
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1265. Son of a bitch.
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1266. What is it, Reese?
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1267. Who are you?
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1268. I found your 9-iron, bitch.
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1269. That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear.
Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
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1270. Yeah. Now, these will work.
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1271. What have we here?
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1272. Now, that's what I'm talking about.
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1273. - We don't really do private shows.
- But I'm a good friend of Huggy Bear.
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1274. - It's kind of against cheerleading policy.
- You need to change that policy.
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1275. You know what I can't figure out?
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1276. How the hell did you know
to get on that boat?
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1277. When your two boys put me on
that undercover golf course mission...
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1278. that cat, Reese? All he did
was talk about that damn yacht.
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1279. And like I say, why go to the starting line
when you can go straight to the finish?
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1280. "Straight to the finish."
I like that, man. I like that.
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1281. Are you interested in doing
any undercover work?
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1282. - Not the least.
- Captain, let me borrow him for a second.
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1283. The weird thing is, one of those briefcases
with $5 million just up and vanished.
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1284. What is this, a brand-new fur coat?
Look at this thing.
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1285. Yeah, I inherited some money
from a dead uncle of mine.
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1286. Is that right? I didn't even
know you had an uncle.
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1287. Well, I did.
And he was rich as hell too, baby.
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1288. - Chin up, little man.
- I think he's still upset about the car.
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1289. Come on, let's get up.
You're going outside.
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1290. - No, thanks.
- We're taking you out.
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1291. - We're gonna get you cleaned up.
- I don't feel like it.
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1292. I know these two white dudes that got
a car that you might be interested in.
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1293. - I don't want another car, Hug.
- Come on, at least take a look.
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1294. My car. Where did you...?
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1295. Hey, Hutch, who the hell
are these guys?
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1296. I don't know, but I get
a good vibe from them.
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1297. So you selling the car?
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1298. Well, actually, your friend here
has already paid for it.
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1299. I owe you one, Huggy.
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1300. - All right.
- Come on, give him the keys.
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1301. Thank you. Thank you.
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1302. With this transmission,
you really wanna jump the clutch.
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1303. - I usually...
- From second to fourth. I got it.
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1304. - Right.
- Come in, Zebra 3. We have a 420.
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1305. Please respond.
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1306. This is Zebra 3. We're on it.
Hutch, let's roll.
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1307. I think he means you.
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1308. - Good luck.
- Allow me.
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1309. - All right, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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1310. All right.
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1311. Hey!
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1312. Not the...
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1313. - How does it feel?
- It feels pretty good.
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1314. I'm gonna take it slow,
get the feel of it.
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1315. No, no, that's smart. Do that.
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1316. - Starsky.
- Hang on.
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1317. - No. No!
- Hang on!
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1318. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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