1. Melissa. Hey.
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2. Melissa. Melissa.
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3. - Wake up.
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4. Can I change my room?
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5. Hey.
Hmm?
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6. Can I change my room?
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7. I don't know
how long I'm gonna be here,
but I just— It's not me.
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8. Yeah.
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9. I don't know. I just need to,
like, paint the walls
or move the furniture...
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10. - 'cause I'm— I don't—
- You can't.
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11. I don't know.
You can't paint the walls...
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12. because Mikey
may have to shoot in there.
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13. No, maybe I should just
go to IKEA or something.
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14. Don't waste
your money on new shit.
Just go to a yard sale.
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15. Yeah.
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16. How much is this one?
Fifty cents.
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17. Thank you.
Thank you.
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18. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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19. Do you need help with that?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
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20. Ten dollars?
Yeah, no, it wasn't $10.
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I want to say it was four.
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Three? There you go.
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23. Hey. How much is this one?
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24. Twenty-five cents.
How much this is?
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26. Five dollar?
Yeah.
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what they keep dead people in?
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28. What?
Is there a dead person in this?
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29. No. That's a thermos.
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30. It could be a nice vase.
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31. It's not a vase or an urn.
It's a thermos.
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32. Thermos.
Chill the—
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34. No refunds.
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35. Gonna be a lovely vase.
Thank you.
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36. Um, how much for this?
A dollar.
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37. Jesus fucking Christ.
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38. Shit.
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39. Yo. What the hell?
Fuck is all that shit?
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40. I'm changing up my room.
Melissa said it was fine.
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41. I told her
you have to use that room.
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42. Fuckin' light me up,
'cause I'm not gonna stop.
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43. Ready, put it— No. Ready?
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44. Thank you.
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45. Okay.
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46. Now, try to do
what she fucking couldn't do...
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47. which is
hold fucking cover on me—
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48. Okay.
as I fucking storm
this motherfucking hill.
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49. Ew!
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50. Oh, come on. I've had more fucking
disgusting shit in my mouth than that.
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51. Know yourself
as well as you know
your fuckin' enemy...
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52. and only then will you—
can you win a thousand times
in a row.
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53. That is fucking 16th century
ancient Chinese philosophy.
Sun Tzu.
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54. What, and this
is gonna help me win Xbox?
Yes.
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55. It can help you fuckin'—
Oh.
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56. Yeah.
It'll help you win at life.
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57. I want to be able
to put my foot into a pretzel.
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58. You know I don't even
smoke that much. Chill.
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59. This is not what I sell.
This is my fucking personal stash.
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60. Uh-uh.
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61. The dog—
You know that dog is Mexican.
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62. He's a fuckin' cholo.
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63. Like, you should have
named him Carlito.
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64. That fuckin'—
That dog will cut a bitch.
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65. Starlito.
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66. Tess?
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67. Deep breath. Let it out.
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68. Perfect.
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69. Okay.
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70. Why the fuck are you home?
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71. What the fuck
are you doing home?
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72. Baby, I ripped my nail off.
It hurts bad.
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aren't you at work?
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75. What?
Things got—
Things got messed up at work.
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at work?
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77. I just made— I fucked up.
I fucked it up.
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78. Okay. How did you fuck it up?
Explain this to me.
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79. I shouldn't have gotten
as fucked up as I did.
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80. It wasn't that big of a deal.
It's not the end of the world.
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81. What do you mean
you shouldn't have
gotten as fucked up as you did?
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82. Is somebody gonna call me later
about today?
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83. Stop asking me so many questions.
I can't answer them all.
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84. - $1,200!
Where the fuck are we gonna—
- That's what you care about?
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85. You don't even care
that I broke my nail,
and it hurts!
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86. What? What? What?
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87. Why? Really. Why?
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88. Because I hurt my finger.
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89. Because I hurt,
and my nail broke off.
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91. And it hurts really bad.
Okay, okay. Okay!
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93. Let me see it. All right.
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94. Okay.
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95. Seriously,
I gotta finish vacuuming. Okay?
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96. We don't eat the money.
No, we don't eat the money.
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97. This is to buy you things
that you can eat.
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98. It's comfy.
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99. I like it. Do you like it?
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100. I like it.
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102. Hey.
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103. No, I'm good.
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104. Great, listen. Listen.
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you should come out here.
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106. I think you'd really like it.
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107. No, it's fine.
I have a friend who can basically
get a plane ticket for, like, free.
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108. Are you sure?
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109. Fine. Okay, whatever.
Yeah.
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110. Bye.
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111. Love them.
Beautiful, huh?
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112. Yeah.
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113. 460 today.
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114. Old money, hmm?
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115. No, I don't
have anything smaller.
Uh, okay.
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116. Come on, Starlet. Come on.
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117. Hi.
Yes?
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118. Um,
I think I bought this from you
at the yard sale.
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119. You did. And
I also told you there's no refunds,
so what are you doing here?
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120. No, I just— I—
Good-bye. No.
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121. But it's not about—
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122. You want to be free, Greg?
Um, I gue- Sure. Yeah.
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123. Question.
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124. Say you find, like, a shitload of money,
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125. you're pretty sure
you know whose it is...
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126. and you're pretty sure that he or she
has no idea that they ever had it...
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129. Well, like...
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130. say, 10 grand.
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131. You found 10 grand?
No.
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132. It's— I mean, it's just a story that—
I mean—
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133. Never mind. Give me that.
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134. Yeah, I'm not high enough
for these type of questions.
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135. You know,
unless they really needed it—
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136. What? Who?
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137. The money. Unless
they really needed the money.
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138. Like if it was a family, you know,
and they were like...
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139. homeless...
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140. and broke
and they were living off dog food.
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141. Otherwise fuck it.
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142. It's yours. Keep it.
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143. Hey.
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144. Be careful with that shit.
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145. My mom pops like 10 a day.
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146. This show sucks.
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147. Just party, jackass.
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148. What am I doing?
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149. Starlet, where's she going?
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150. Stay.
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151. Hey. Um,
you just dropped my friend off,
but I can take her home.
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152. You mean the old lady?
Yeah.
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153. Okay. Well—
How much is it?
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154. Well, I have, uh, 13.25.
That's fine.
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155. This is— This should cover it.
That's— Oh, that's plenty.
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156. Are you kidding? Thanks.
No, that's fine.
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157. Oh, my God. Hi!
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158. Do you remember me? I was the one
who bought the thermos from you.
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159. - Hey, what's wrong?
- My cab's gone.
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160. - Well, I can give you a ride.
No problem.
- No. I'll call another.
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161. No, no, no. Totally fine. I got it.
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162. Here. I'll grab those.
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163. No, no, no. Don't worry.
Honestly. Hop in the car.
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164. There. Right there.
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165. Get in!
I won't take no for an answer.
Come on.
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166. It's so weird running into you.
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167. I like that grocery store.
It's really good.
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168. They have a good variety of cereal.
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169. And they're always in stock
with Rice Krispie Treats.
It thrills me on all levels.
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170. You can just leave 'em right there.
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171. No, it's fine.
I'll take them into the kitchen.
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173. Starlet. Off. Get off.
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174. Starlet. Starlet. Get off.
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175. Starlet.
Okay. I'll show you.
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176. Oh, I see.
You want money.
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177. No. No. No, no, no.
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178. Totally fine.
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179. Okay. Thank you then.
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180. I'm a little... parched.
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181. What?
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182. I'm kind of thirsty.
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183. Oh, God.
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184. Here.
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185. Thank you.
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186. Oh. Do you have any ice?
No.
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187. Are you thirsty?
What are you doing?
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188. Starlet.
What are you doing?
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189. That dog's drinking out of that—
my, my glass.
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190. He's completely clean.
It's fine.
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191. I'll have to throw my glass away.
No—
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192. Do you realize an animal's
drinking out of my glass?
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193. Sorry.
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194. That's sickening.
And you're drinking out of it?
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195. That's sick. Disgusting.
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198. It's water.
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200. Wow.
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202. I love Paris.
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203. What do you like about Paris?
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204. The Arc de Triomphe.
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205. Champs-Élysées.
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207. I love it all.
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208. Don't touch anything!
Put it down.
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209. Sorry.
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210. The Eiffel Tower in Vegas
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what do I do?
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I go out with my friends...
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and sometimes I'll lie out...
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216. and sometimes
I'll take Starlet for a walk.
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218. I don't know. For, like, fun.
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220. I don't know. For fun.
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at St. Anne's.
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227. and I'm gonna give you my number.
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228. And if you ever need a ride
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229. or, like,
any little errand or whatever—
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230. I can get a cab. I don't need you.
It's— That's stupid.
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231. Yeah, but it's so silly. I mean,
I'm not gonna charge you anything,
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Yeah.
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234. And I'll bring my trusty sidekick.
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Okay. But really, call me.
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238. Bye.
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239. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is Mikey home?
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240. Uh, I don't know. I'll check.
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241. Mikey.
Huh?
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242. There are a couple kids
outside for you.
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243. Oh. Fuck.
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244. You gotta
take this fucking game for me.
You gotta take this game.
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245. It's a fucking live game.
It's a live game.
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246. Do not get me killed.
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247. Okay, look. I need a little favor.
Mikey's being cheap as fucking usual...
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248. and I need to borrow $250,
otherwise they're gonna take away
Big Red.
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249. They can't take away Big Red.
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250. Sorry, it's none of my business,
but why the fuck
do you let him handle your money?
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251. 'Cause he's saving up
for some big extravaganza.
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252. I don't know,
some big thing he's been plotting.
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253. Did you get me fucking smoked?
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254. You didn't get me smoked, did you?
Here. Thank you.
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255. You rock, Janie-Poo.
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256. Janie-Poo.
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257. What? I come up with cute nicknames...
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258. unlike some people,
who just call me "Babe."
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259. 300.
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260. Thanks. Arash owes me a check anyway,
so I'll just pay you back
when he gets it to me.
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261. Whatever.
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263. Here's a diagonal,
the last number called.
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264. And there's a second diagonal
with the last number called.
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266. Game closed,
with one winner.
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267. Thank you.
Thank you.
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268. Hi.
Hi, can I help you?
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For the game.
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Yeah.
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272. You would need
one of these packs.
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273. Okay, and how much is it?
It's $25.
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276. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
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277. Thanks.
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280. Hi.
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282. Bingo.
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283. I've never seen you here before.
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284. Well, it's a new interest.
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286. O... 71.
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287. Phew.
Can I borrow one of your markers?
I forgot mine.
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290. B-3.
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291. Look. It matches my sweater.
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293. I'm playing bingo.
Leave me alone.
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295. O-70.
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296. Bingo!
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297. There is a bingo.
B-7. Hold your cards.
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298. Oh—
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299. Game closed with one winner.
Give the lucky player $150.
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301. Plenty of room down there.
You don't have to sit here.
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anybody else here.
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309. Oh, my cab. My cab's not here.
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310. What happened?
My cab. My cab's not here.
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311. Again?
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312. That's just weird.
Oh.
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313. Weird.
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314. I guess I can give you a ride.
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315. I'm a Sagittarius, which means
I'm really— I'm really good with people...
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317. I bet you're like...
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319. You seem very sensitive.
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321. So...
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Help!
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325. - Fucking crazy old bitch!
- You think I was born yesterday?
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Yes!
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328. You said something about a bingo game,
and she maced you as a result of that?
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329. She's fucking insane!
Hey, hey, hey!
Again with the language.
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330. The cab was gone, and she was there,
and she said, "Oh, well, I'll take you home."
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As a favor.
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332. Fine. Done. We're done.
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333. I suggest you take her
to a fucking crazy person's home.
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there's something funny here.
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I'm getting in my vehicle.
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337. So you see this lady weekly?
You see her all the time?
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338. You know, it's like every time
I turned around she was there.
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I got some sports cars.
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I've got some cash.
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352. Okay, so how much monthly then
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353. We gotta put it in the computer system.
That way I can figure out...
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stuff like that.
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you were just—
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359. you were trying to be
a Good Samaritan.
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that would be fine.
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He's a boy.
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371. I don't know.
I had the name Starlet first, and then...
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373. Just kinda stuck with it.
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374. You like it, don't you?
Don't you?
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377. Well, I've had it a long time, 40 years.
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379. Mmm, I like the morning glory.
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my neighbor back in Florida.
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they're called though, like—
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Yep.
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389. Frank died.
He had a heart attack.
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He was a gambler.
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395. Wow.
Just a gambler.
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before bingo tomorrow?
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398. I don't know.
Do you wanna have brunch?
I don't do brunch.
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I said a late breakfast.
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past the time I would eat.
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411. What?
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412. - Somebody just stole your fucking car!
- What the fuck? What?
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413. Yeah,
somebody just stole your car!
Oh, my fuck.
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somebody fucking took the car.
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- No!
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It just got repoed.
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418. What? Why?
Fucking repo.
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I told you not to fucking
park it there. Ow!
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421. Well, the secret to living to be my age
is a big breakfast like this.
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and you have the perfect
bowel movement.
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427. What?
Do you have yard sales often?
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429. Insurance company made me do it.
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431. The mailman, clumsy idiot.
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432. There was a little crack in the steps,
and he fell and broke his leg.
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433. And there was weeds and clutter...
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and a safety hazard...
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they're forcing me to clean it up.
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437. So...
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438. the thermos I bought from you—
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439. Is it—
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440. What's with you and this thermos?
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441. Is it broken?
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442. No, no, no. I was just— I mean—
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443. Is it yours, or—
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444. Of course it's mine.
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445. I wouldn't have put it—
I was just asking. I just—
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446. Is something wrong with it?
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447. You can get your money back.
No, it works great. Thank you.
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448. So...
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449. after your husband died...
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450. did you ever think
of getting remarried?
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451. No.
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452. You have children?
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453. No.
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454. Thank you.
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455. I insist.
Stop. It's not even that much.
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456. No, it's mine.
I didn't even eat that much.
It's fine.
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457. It's mine. Listen. I have more money
than I can ever spend in my lifetime.
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458. You do?
Yes.
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459. Remember I told you
Franky was a gambler?
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460. Yeah.
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461. He was a good one.
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462. I-27.
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463. G-49.
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464. Why don't you have any of those
good luck charms
that everybody else has?
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465. They don't—
They don't work. I don't use that stuff.
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466. Really?
No.
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467. G-55.
It's not my thing.
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468. Because—
I don't like that stuff.
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469. They're winning.
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470. N-37.
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471. Bingo!
I'm done.
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472. You win some, you lose some.
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473. No, you lose them all.
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474. I'll have you know,
last year I won a game.
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475. A game?
Yes.
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476. Really?
Yes.
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477. What did you win?
$125.
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478. Jesus, you'd think
your husband's gambling luck
would have rubbed off on you a bit more.
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479. Hmm.
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480. What?
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481. I haven't—
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482. I haven't seen Frank in three months.
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483. What do you mean you haven't
seen Frank in three months?
I thought he was dead.
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484. He is dead.
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485. I— I mean,
I haven't been to the cemetery
since I stopped driving.
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486. Did you lose your license?
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487. No. I gave it up.
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488. On my birthday last year.
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489. I went to the D.M.V.
and turned it in.
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490. Jesus. Why the fuck
would you turn in your license?
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491. That's retarded.
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492. Because when old people
are old, they're old, and they don't
need to be driving anymore.
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493. You see that lady over there?
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494. That's Dorothy.
Yeah.
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495. She was driving on the sidewalk...
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496. for three blocks
and didn't even realize it...
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497. and then hit two pedestrians.
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498. 56.
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499. They have no business driving...
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500. 'cause they're old.
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501. So basically
you're trying to ask for a ride?
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502. Hmm.
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503. Hmm.
Hmm.
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504. Do you want me to give you a ride?
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505. 61.
Ah—
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506. Ah—
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507. Oh, you know you want a ride,
and I'm gonna give you a ride.
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508. Stop. Get off my thing!
Just stop playing with my board!
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509. Hi, Goobers! Kisses!
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510. What are you doing?
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511. Dyeing my hair.
No.
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512. No. Stop. You're gonna mess up. Sit.
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513. I got "Loo-shis" Raspberry.
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514. Luscious.
Luscious. Luscious Raspberry.
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515. I know—
'Cause I know, like, on the—
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516. You know like on the color wheel
what things go together.
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517. I would've been good at that.
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518. Like, you know, and, like...
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519. you know,
work at one of those salons and—
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520. I thought about,
like, Hot Pink too...
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521. but that's kind of like too, you know,
whorey, like wanting attention.
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522. Red's more subtle.
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523. Stop. That's it.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. That's it.
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524. Where?
Okay. Right here. Right here.
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525. Could you back up a little tiny bit?
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526. That's too much.
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527. That's too much.
Well, I don't— You said back up.
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528. I assumed that you wanted to go back.
I just—
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529. Yeah, but I don't want that much.
Just— Now that's it.
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530. Is this okay?
Stop right here. That's it.
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531. You sure?
That's it. Good.
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532. Maybe we can make it better and—
I want you to—
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533. Stop. You're making me nuts!
This is nice.
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534. Will you stop? This is it.
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535. You got the car crooked.
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536. Are those from your garden?
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537. Yes, I try to bring a different bunch
every time I come.
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538. I'll be back.
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539. I really prefer my own brand.
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540. That dry shit
that you shove into hot water?
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541. - Hello?
- Janey, it's me.
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542. My cell phone got shut off.
Can you give me a ride to Renegade?
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543. - I'll do it when I get home.
- No, no, no. I need a ride now.
It's an emergency.
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544. All the other girls
got their checks but me.
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545. Where are you?
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546. Um—
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547. I'm on the corner
of Winnetka and Vanowen.
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548. What's up?
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549. We have to take a slight detour.
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550. I'm really sorry about this,
by the way.
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551. In back.
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552. Hey! Watch Starlet!
Jesus, Melissa! Come on.
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553. Arash is totally fucking me.
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554. Why isn't Mikey handling this?
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555. Because he said
he doesn't want to rock the boat.
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556. Renegade.
It's Zana.
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557. Zana. Zana!
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558. She's quite the stable one.
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559. Hmm. Yeah.
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560. Walking!
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561. You wanna tell me why
you haven't fucking paid me?
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562. Huh?
Let me call you back.
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563. Where's my fucking money?
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564. Are you kidding me?
No.
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565. You didn't even work.
What are you talking about?
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566. You don't even remember
what happened, do you?
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567. You couldn't perform,
I called a cab for you,
and I sent you home.
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568. Do you remember that?
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569. So pay me
my fucking kill fee then.
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570. What kill fee?
You know very well kill fee is paid
when I'm the one who cancels.
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571. Then—
What are you talking about?
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572. Then help me
find a new job like you—
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573. Then fucking help me like you said
you were gonna fucking help me!
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574. - I have been trying to help you for months.
- You'd pay me if you wanted to help me!
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575. Pay you for what?
Pay me for my work!
Or for my not work!
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576. If you don't wanna hire me,
then fucking help me,
like you say you're gonna help me.
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577. You know what?
I had enough of this. Go.
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578. "I had enough of this. Go.
Oh, get out."
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579. - Be nice.
- "Be nice."
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580. Fucking sand nigger.
Get the fuck out of here! Janice!
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581. What kind of business is this?
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582. Um, it's like a temp agency.
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583. Hmm.
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584. Get the fuck off me, bitch.
Bitch?
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585. You're outta here! Outta here!
I'm not fucking going anywhere!
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586. Out!
Oh, I wanna punch you
in your brown face!
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587. Why don't you do it then?
Stop it. You stop too!
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588. You fucking touch us all!
Get her out of here!
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589. You fucking love
molesting all of us, huh?
When did that happen? When?
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590. I bet you fucking touch Janice,
and she fucking likes it!
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591. - You're out!
- I'm going. I'll take my sweet time.
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592. Get that fucking thing
out of my face.
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593. Wow. I'm really gonna miss it here.
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594. Come on.
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595. Stop.
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596. I'm trying to make this a little better for you.
You could at least just walk out
with some class.
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597. Oh!
What is that?
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598. What are you doing?
Zana, come on.
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599. How's that for B.T.S.?
Fucking pathetic losers.
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600. You are so paying for that.
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601. Oh, I'll fucking pay for it
when Arash pays me, bitches!
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602. Suck it!
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603. Thanks, Zana.
You're gonna get me fired.
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604. Suck my dick.
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605. Jane, please, you have to go
get me my money. Please?
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606. It's Tess.
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607. Hey, Amy.
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608. Wait, Tess—
No, I have to deal with this.
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609. Really?
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610. You all right?
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611. Who are you?
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612. I mean—
That's not-not my problem.
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613. Can somebody just talk to her?
Janice, you're good with her. Come on.
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614. I was good with her,
until she came flying in here like
some cracked-out little spider monkey.
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615. She called me a bitch.
She's shoving people.
Fuck.
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616. We're done.
I don't know what to say to her.
She's in my car.
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617. I just—
Let's go downstairs.
I'll walk you down.
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618. Come. I gotta talk to you.
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619. By the way,
we are number one in preorders.
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620. That means you are getting the cover.
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621. Really?
Yeah. How cool is that?
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622. Oh, it's a pleasure
to meet Jane's grandmother.
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623. - I'm not her grandmother.
- Arash, she's not my grandmother.
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624. Oh, I'm sorry.
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625. And you—
I'm gonna be very nice to you.
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626. I'm gonna freeze you for one month.
What?
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627. And ask your boyfriend
what a non-compete clause means...
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628. 'cause if I hear
you're taking other work,
you're through for life.
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629. Hey, we should go.
It was a pleasure meeting you, ma'am.
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630. - Bye.
- Wait. What about the expo, Arash?
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631. You're not coming to the show.
What?
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632. Thanks.
Bye.
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633. So what's up with the old lady?
Just somebody I'm helping out.
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634. Helping with what?
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635. It's nothing.
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636. Hello?
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637. Hey, Janice.
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638. Cool. Yeah, I'll be there at 10:00.
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639. Okay.
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640. Wait.
Who am I working with tomorrow?
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641. Ooh.
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642. You think you could talk to him for me
and just kind of, like,
smooth things over?
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643. Can't you just let things
blow over for a couple weeks?
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644. I mean, it'll be fine.
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645. Yeah.
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646. Okay.
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647. - Walk him. Make sure he pees.
- Yeah, yeah.
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648. Hey, have fun today.
Thank you. Bye.
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649. Bye.
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650. So full of people—
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651. Do it, girl.
They keep telling me
I should have one...
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652. 'cause every time
one of them mentions me,
my followers go up.
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653. I'm like, really?
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654. Okay, mush.
You can cover my third eye.
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655. One more.
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656. There you go.
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657. Hey, beautiful.
Hi.
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658. Cammie, how are you?
Good. How are you?
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659. Good. Make sure she looks like
million bucks today.
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660. Oh. Done!
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661. Chin up.
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662. Cool.
Thank you.
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663. Pull that light down a little bit.
You got it.
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664. And, uh,
remove those stingers over there,
and we'll go ahead—
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665. Tess, how are you?
Good. How are you?
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666. Good. This is Manuel.
Hey.
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667. How are you?
Good. How are you?
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668. Very good to meet you.
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669. All right. Go ahead.
Grab a seat right there, and we'll—
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670. Let me look at them.
Yeah.
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671. Beautiful. Okay.
They look good?
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672. Yeah.
Too much?
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673. No, it's very good.
Okay. All right.
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674. Cool. Well, grab a seat,
and we'll just basically, you know-
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675. Manuel, trusting soul here,
he's gonna take us—
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676. F.J.
Yeah?
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677. What the fuck is this, man?
It's just a little dust.
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678. We have two full HD cameras. Right?
Yeah.
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679. So this stuff
is gonna be on the scene.
That's props. Props!
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680. Got it.
Please clean it.
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681. That's why I didn't like to shoot here.
This was your idea.
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682. No. It's all right.
It's a great space.
Make sure somebody cleans that.
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683. I guarantee we'll take care of it.
This is very important.
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684. I know it's very important for you.
Make sure it's done right.
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685. We're gonna take care of it.
Why don't you grab a seat
back there and we'll begin.
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686. Great, thanks.
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687. All right. So it's real simple.
Manuel, I need a pop shot right there.
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688. What is that? Hmm?
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689. What did you get into?
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690. Eight, nine.
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691. That sounds great.
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692. Do you want this closed?
Yeah.
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693. Head on in, close the door...
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694. and then, when I say action,
you're coming out.
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695. Do you want me to be dick ready, or—
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696. Yeah, well, just, you know,
you know, you know-
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697. Let it build, but keep both arms
behind the back.
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698. Kay.
Oh, perfect.
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699. Okay, here we go.
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700. And...
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701. action.
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702. Oh, girl. Fuck.
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703. I love it when you work
my fuckin' cock.
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704. Oh, yeah.
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705. Open up to the camera, guys.
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706. Who's my pretty bitch?
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707. Oh, yeah.
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708. Mmm. Oh.
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709. Come here, Tess.
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710. Come on up. Come here. Come here.
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711. Yeah, fuck me.
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712. Fuck me, baby.
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713. Come on, Tess. Come on.
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714. I'm on the set. What?
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715. Which door?
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716. They fixed that door Tuesday.
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717. No, it's all right.
I'll take a look at it.
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718. Just be— You're probably pressing
the wrong button.
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719. Oh, God!
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720. Tess, hair. Hair.
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721. Oh, God!
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722. I gotta go, man.
Okay.
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723. Guys, I'm gonna go.
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724. Tess, you're a superstar, baby.
Bye!
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725. Bye. Manuel, you were great.
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726. Thank you.
Thanks, man.
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727. Okay, guys, we're ready for the pop shot.
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728. Yeah. Come here, Tess.
Come here, Tess.
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729. Good. All right, cut.
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730. Hey, get them a towel, will you?
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731. Dude, I hate you.
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732. Only for work?
Yeah.
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733. - What's up?
- Hi.
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734. Hi.
I'm Asa.
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735. Jane. I mean Tess.
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736. Jane.
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737. You're new?
Yeah.
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738. Nice to meet you.
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739. She is really good though.
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740. Yeah?
Really good.
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741. That must mean
you're really good then.
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742. No, it means
I'm sitting right next to him.
No, he's not that nice.
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743. I'm French,
and it's in my blood to be a dick.
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744. Okay! So I heard a funny joke today.
Want to hear it?
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745. Yeah, go ahead.
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746. What—
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747. Wait.
She's always bad with jokes.
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748. Hold on, hold on!
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749. What's worse
than getting fingered by—
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750. No, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
This is the worst ever.
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751. Whatever.
Whatever. It's ruined.
What will it be? Come on.
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752. Make us laugh.
No, no, no.
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753. Oh! I remember. I remember. It's—
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754. What's worse then getting banged
by Jack the Ripper?
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755. Oh, God.
Getting fingered
by Captain Hook.
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756. But that would probably
make you squirt 'cause it's like—
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757. Oh, shit, guys, I have to go.
I have to get my makeup off.
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758. Nice to meet you, Shadow.
We've got to work together.
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759. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'll probably see you around.
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760. Good working with you.
You too.
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761. I was just at the dentist...
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762. and my whole entire this side
of my mouth is numb right now.
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763. I can't feel it,
and I think I might drool.
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764. Drool!
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765. I'm gonna pull the car
around to the front.
Okay.
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766. I'll see you outside?
Okay.
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767. Okay.
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768. Let's go.
You're in a fire lane.
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769. Yeah, yeah. I'm moving.
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770. No, you need to go. Come on.
Just two seconds, sir.
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771. Lady, look at all these cars here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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772. I'm just— I'm waiting for my—
She's old.
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773. I don't care if she's 90.
You need to get your car
out of the way.
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774. Please?
Circle the block
so I don't lose my job.
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775. Oh, fine.
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776. Oh, come on!
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777. Move!
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778. Learn how to drive, bitch!
Really?
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779. Shit.
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780. I just shooed her off
a couple minutes ago.
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781. She probably went that way.
Dude! Fuck. Shit.
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782. Come on, let's go.
Thanks.
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783. Are you kidding me?
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784. What the fuck are you doing?
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785. Get in the car!
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786. Sadie, get in the car.
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787. I can't believe
you thought I would leave you.
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788. What-What were you trying to do?
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789. You were gonna walk home?
Are you insane?
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790. Jesus.
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791. For the dog.
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792. - Hey.
- How'd the shoot go?
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793. Really well, actually.
Good.
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794. Did Arash ask about me?
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795. Uh, no, I didn't really have a chance
to talk to him.
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796. - Jane?
- Yeah.
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797. What?
Never mind.
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798. Okay.
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799. Hey, did you see lots of those in Paris?
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800. I've never been there.
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801. What do you mean
you've never been there?
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802. I've never been to Paris.
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803. But you—
You said you love Paris.
I do.
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804. There's a movie
with Astaire and Hepburn...
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805. and they're dancing in the streets.
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806. I don't remember the name.
That's my favorite.
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807. Yeah.
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808. You are one tough cookie to read.
I will tell you that, Sadie.
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809. Well, is this baby the only man
in your life?
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810. Mmm.
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811. I don't know. It's complicated.
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812. Like, my work,
it doesn't really allow for it.
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813. Well, don't seem like
a very strenuous schedule
that you have.
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814. What about you?
What about me what?
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815. Oh, I don't work. I'm— No.
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816. No, no, no,
What about dating?
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817. Oh.
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818. My first, last date
with my Franky...
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819. was when we went
to the Los Angeles Zoo...
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820. and he proposed.
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821. That's really cute.
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822. I want that.
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823. Yeah.
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824. - Let's go.
- What? Why?
We just got here.
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825. No! Let's go to the zoo.
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826. I wanna go to the zoo.
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827. We could revisit where
you and Frank first got it on—
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828. and then, I don't know.
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829. I mean,
a gorilla could propose to me
for all we know.
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830. Come on. It's a road trip.
It's just right over the hill.
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831. It closed in 1965.
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832. Sorry.
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833. We can go find the new one.
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834. But this is the one
we came to.
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835. So when was the last time
you left the Valley?
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836. I suppose it was a long time ago.
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837. Yeah.
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838. Sorry.
Maybe that wasn't such a hot idea.
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839. Well— Hmm.
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840. Hmm.
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841. Hey, do you want to Star-sit
next weekend?
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842. Do— Do what?
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843. Dog-sit Starlet.
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844. I mean, I have a job,
and I can't really bring him, so—
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845. I don't know.
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846. Okay.
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847. Bye.
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848. Hey. Wanna tan?
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849. No.
Wait, you got your car back.
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850. Sure did.
But I thought
you didn't have the money.
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851. Wait, so is this—
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852. Are you doing this,
like, regularly?
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853. Yeah. What's the big deal?
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854. You've never taken a private?
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855. No.
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856. Well, when you're ready,
I'll hook you up.
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857. Don't go through Mikey.
He'll take 50%.
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858. Can I ask you why you're holding on
to all these newspapers?
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859. There are articles in there
that I save.
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860. Would you mind explaining
what's happening in the fireplace?
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861. That's my— Another place
that I keep things that—
that I refer to.
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862. And then we have the tree outside.
It's overgrown.
We have to trim that back.
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863. Wait! I don't want anybody
touching my tree.
That's my tree.
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864. We're not gonna cut it down.
We're just gonna trim it back.
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865. These are the people
I was telling you about.
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866. Ms. Perkins,
you have to clean this up,
or you're gonna face another lawsuit.
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867. I already had my yard sale...
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868. and I had the lawn mowed
and I had it all cleaned—
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869. You're gonna have
to have a bigger yard sale.
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870. Okay?
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871. Number one,
you said you have no visitors.
I don't have any visitors.
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872. You have a visitor right here!
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873. You can lose your fucking attitude,
number one.
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874. She is trying to help.
I'm sorry, but it seems like
you're the one with the attitude.
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875. - Okay, ladies. We should go.
Yeah, I think it's time to go.
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876. Yeah, I think it is.
- Hmm. Sorry.
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877. I hope she trips and falls.
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878. If he's being good,
you can give him snacks.
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879. Okay.
And then—
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880. He can play with that little toy?
Yeah.
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881. Okay.
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882. I'm off. I have to go.
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883. All right, here we go.
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884. Are you nervous?
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885. Not really. Should I be?
No. I am a little bit.
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886. Fucking Jules's booth
is three times larger than ours.
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887. This is downtown L.A.,
not Vegas.
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888. If you've done your job right,
your face is gonna be hurting by tonight.
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889. What? Why?
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890. Smiling.
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891. You a good boy?
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892. I bet you miss your mommy,
don't you? Huh?
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893. Tess.
Hi.
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894. How are you guys doing today?
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895. You're a fan?
Yeah.
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896. Do you do any girl-on-girl scenes?
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897. You have a beautiful vagina.
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898. I'm so happy.
Fabulous.
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899. She thanks you.
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900. Here.
Thank you, baby.
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901. She has like that much left.
Okay.
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902. I mean, what I can do is, if-
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903. I'll just make sure.
Like, if it does run,
then I'll go—
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904. Hi.
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905. What's your name?
I'm Joey.
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906. Pardon?
Joey.
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907. Joey?
Yeah.
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908. Nice to meet you. Tess.
Hi.
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909. How's your day?
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910. Good.
Yeah?
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911. They said I could
have a picture with you.
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912. I would love
to have a picture with you.
Okay.
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913. Starlet.
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914. Starlet?
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915. Oh.
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916. Starlet?
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917. Oh, shit.
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918. Take care.
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919. Oh.
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920. I'm so proud of you.
I'm exhausted.
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921. You know what I was thinking?
Yeah.
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922. We do a couple more
of these next-door-girl things...
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923. and then we fix your tits.
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924. Okay.
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925. Yeah?
Yeah.
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926. Kind of scared.
I know this great doctor
in Beverly Hills.
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927. Yeah?
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928. Starlet!
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929. Hello.
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930. Have you seen—
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931. I've lost my little dog.
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932. Vanessa?
¿Qué?
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933. What?
Did you see a little dog?
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934. No, I haven't seen a dog.
A little Chihuahua?
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935. No, I have not.
Oh, crap.
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936. Starlet!
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937. Starlet!
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938. Jules, what's up man?
Good to see you.
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939. Hi!
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940. How are you?
Good.
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941. How are you, baby?
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942. Baby, let's go.
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943. So anyways, yeah.
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944. Actually, I just, like,
came by to talk to you about Melissa.
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945. And I, you know-
I understand why you did it,
but she's doing, like, a lot better—
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946. Where is Melissa? Is she here?
Copy !req
947. What the fuck is she doing here, man?
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948. Can she at least sign...
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949. a few pictures for the fans?
No, she can't.
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950. Is she fucked up again?
Copy !req
951. All her fucking DVD's
are out here—
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952. What is that fucking red hair?
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953. I told her not to do it.
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954. I told her, and I'm telling you.
She's frozen for a month.
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955. You gotta get her out of here now.
Melissa.
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956. We got— We gotta go.
We gotta go.
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957. Just fucking move away
from your table.
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958. Look,
I fucking totally understand
your problems with her.
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959. I have all the same fucking problems
with her that you do...
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960. and I don't want that
to affect our working relationship.
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961. That'd be fucking
no good with me.
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962. Zana?
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963. That's why I want to talk to you.
I have a good idea.
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964. You know X-Men?
We could do fucking
Triple-X-Men.
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965. I'd play Wolverine.
It would be so sick.
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966. It would be so awesome.
Think about it.
Is that a fact?
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967. Yeah! I used to be a purple belt,
so like, the physicality—
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968. Renegade does no parodies.
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969. Ooh, get my butt.
My butt looks really good in this.
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970. Can I get a picture of your butt?
Yeah.
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971. Let me just—
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972. If you want to talk to me,
you come back, talk to me on first.
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973. Now you go get her
and get the fuck out of here.
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974. Go. Now.
Thanks, man.
I really fucking appreciate it.
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975. Melissa, we gotta
get the fuck out of here.
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976. Come on. Now.
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977. That girl is bad news.
I don't want to see you with her.
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978. I live with her.
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979. So don't live with her anymore.
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980. Think about what I told you,
all right?
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981. What happened?
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982. Are you okay?
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983. Absolutely not.
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984. Here, take Starlet.
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985. Wait. Well, what happened?
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986. What did he— What did he do?
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987. He didn't do anything.
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988. I-I don't need this friendship
or your help.
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989. What do you mean?
I appreciate it.
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990. I just can't handle this anymore.
What can't you handle?
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991. Just take him.
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992. What happened?
Nothing happened.
Just take him.
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993. I can't handle it anymore.
I can't handle it anymore!
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994. Just go!
What happened?
Copy !req
995. Good-bye. I can't handle it—
You want me to call the police?
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996. No!
Go! Just go!
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997. What are you—
Just go!
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998. Just go.
Sadie!
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999. Good-bye.
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1000. Sadie!
Good-bye.
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1001. Sadie, what happened?
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1002. Wh— Fuck! What is she, bipo—
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1003. What did you do?
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1004. Fuck.
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1005. What's up?
Copy !req
1006. Not now, Melissa.
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1007. God.
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1008. Fuck is going on?
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1009. Mikey has a surprise for us.
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1010. Mikey, come on.
Now you woke up Jane.
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1011. What's going on?
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1012. Do not come down here.
It is a fucking surprise!
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1013. I— Listen! I repeat.
Do not come down until I'm ready.
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1014. This shit is going to be
like Christmas.
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1015. I promise you it is worth the wait.
Copy !req
1016. All right, okay. Almost ready.
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1017. All right, I'm coming. I'm coming.
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1018. Okay, no peeking.
Come here.
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1019. You too.
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1020. Sorry to wake you up,
but this is so killer.
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1021. All right? Is everybody all right?
One stair at a time.
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1022. Don't want anybody
to break their legs.
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1023. Okay. Okay, open your eyes.
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1024. Huh? What do you think?
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1025. What are you doing on the couch?
Getup. ¡Vámonos!
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1026. Vámonos, muchachos.
You're spoilin' the groove.
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1027. This is what
you spent the money on?
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1028. Hell, yeah, son!
This is what I spent our money on!
Copy !req
1029. Look. Real silk curtains.
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1030. This is a fuckin' real leather couch.
Both of these.
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1031. They spent all morning
putting up these fucking mirrors.
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1032. Look at this. Stainless steel pole.
Huh? This isn't going anywhere.
Copy !req
1033. This stage is 400 pounds.
It's fabricated Italian marble.
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1034. That is not even the best part.
Copy !req
1035. The best part is right here. Boom!
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1036. Black lights.
Copy !req
1037. Looks like a legit strip club
in here, doesn't it? Huh?
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1038. 'Cause I'm gonna tell you,
what you're gonna start doing...
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1039. is you're gonna start practicing
for those feature gigs.
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1040. Yeah. And you know what?
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1041. I already booked us one
for the end of the month in Seattle.
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1042. Pays a thousand dollars for the weekend.
Plus, we get to keep— Whoosh! All the tips.
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1043. I negotiated that shit.
Copy !req
1044. Oh, and you know what?
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1045. Listen, Jane,
if you ever want to use this...
Copy !req
1046. feel more than free, okay?
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1047. Because what I'm thinking is...
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1048. you two in, like,
some sort of dual-featured act.
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1049. Oh, my God, that would be sick!
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1050. Hey, wanna go out tonight?
We haven't been out in forever.
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1051. Yeah, could be fun.
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1052. Are you shitting me?
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1053. Can't even say thank you?
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1054. You know what?
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1055. Not so much to me but how about
to the hardworking folks from Mexico?
Copy !req
1056. You know how long they fuckin'
busted their ass putting this in for you?
Copy !req
1057. No, you don't.
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1058. 'Cause you want to know why?
'Cause they're all fucking ungrateful.
Copy !req
1059. They're all ungrateful,
crazy, fucking whores.
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1060. ¿Sí?
Sí.
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1061. Oh, fuck.
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1062. Take it easy next time.
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1063. Oh, Janey, you're my best friend.
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1064. One minute. Here, here, here.
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1065. Here.
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1066. You're such a good fr-friend.
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1067. Blow your nose.
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1068. You're such a good friend, Jane.
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1069. You know I was thinking
about that question you asked me.
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1070. What question?
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1071. You know, the one about the money.
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1072. I think, if I were you...
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1073. I would spend it on someone
that I really cared about.
Copy !req
1074. On someone who really needed it.
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1075. You know,
the people that matter the most.
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1076. Oh, come here.
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1077. Love you.
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1078. I'm sorry.
No.
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1079. Let me get you to bed. Come on.
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1080. Fifty. Good.
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1081. Sixty-eight. Good.
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1082. Hello.
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1083. Listen.
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1084. Listen!
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1085. I have two tickets to Paris, first class.
They're non-refundable.
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1086. And we're staying one week at the Hotel
Monte-whatever-the-fuck-it's-called.
Copy !req
1087. We leave Tuesday.
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1088. It's ridiculous.
Copy !req
1089. Wait, I'm sorry. I just said we had
two first-class tickets to Paris...
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1090. and that's what you have to say?
I'm not going anywhere with you.
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1091. I can't leave the country.
I'm too old.
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1092. And besides, I don't have a passport.
Twenty-three.
Copy !req
1093. Okay, excuse me.
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1094. Number one, passport's not an issue.
Copy !req
1095. There's an expediting service.
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1096. Number two, I spent eight grand on this.
You don't have a choice.
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1097. Where'd you get the money?
It doesn't matter
where I got the money.
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1098. I mean—
That's insane.
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1099. I'm not going to Paris with you.
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1100. You can't convince me.
Copy !req
1101. Listen.
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1102. I will make you a wager.
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1103. I will play the next game of Bingo,
and if I win, then you're coming.
Copy !req
1104. One.
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1105. Yes?
Bingo!
Copy !req
1106. Bingo called.
Look. Game over.
Copy !req
1107. I'll take that as a "yes."
Copy !req
1108. Are there any others?
Are there any others?
Copy !req
1109. Hi.
I need the maximum
amount of packs.
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1110. I'm sorry?
Copy !req
1111. I need the maximum—
I need the maximum amount of packs.
Copy !req
1112. Twenty-five packs will be $175.
Copy !req
1113. You realize
the most you can win is $150?
Copy !req
1114. Okay, 200.
Okay.
Copy !req
1115. Uh, your change?
No, it's fine. Thank you.
Copy !req
1116. You are totally insane. Crazy.
Copy !req
1117. First number: N-36.
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1118. O-75.
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1119. O-71.
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1120. Fuck.
Copy !req
1121. Sit down. You're embarrassing me.
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1122. O-72.
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1123. B-2.
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1124. G-47.
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1125. D-11.
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1126. I've got—
N-37.
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1127. I've got Bingo.
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1128. No.
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1129. Me! Bingo! Bingo!
Copy !req
1130. - Me! Bingo!
There's a Bingo out there.
Copy !req
1131. - Congratulations, Sadie.
Copy !req
1132. Thank you.
It's been a while.
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1133. I just did it.
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1134. And you lost.
Copy !req
1135. Look at all this stuff, and you lost.
Copy !req
1136. But you never win!
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1137. I did today.
Copy !req
1138. I won.
0-69.
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1139. Does this mean
you're not coming to Paris?
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1140. Oh.
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1141. B-10.
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1142. Mmm.
Mmm?
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1143. Mm-mmm.
Mmm.
Copy !req
1144. I know that one.
Copy !req
1145. B-2.
Copy !req
1146. - Hey.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1147. Oh, Mikey's using your room.
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1148. Yeah, suck that shit. Yeah.
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1149. My turn.
Copy !req
1150. Mm-hmm, yeah. Gimme the tongue!
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1151. Whoo.
Copy !req
1152. Oh, the bathroom's over here.
Copy !req
1153. Mikey. Mikey.
Hold on a second!
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1154. I really need to rinse off!
Copy !req
1155. Okay, there's a towel in there,
but don't use the good towels.
Don't use the white towel.
Copy !req
1156. Did you use the bed?
No, I didn't use the bed.
Copy !req
1157. One towel?
Yeah, for both of you. Sorry.
Copy !req
1158. No, I didn't use the bed.
It was a fuckin' P.O.V. B.J.
Copy !req
1159. Why can't you just use that room?
Copy !req
1160. I can't use that room.
I've shot that room out.
Copy !req
1161. I need the fucking yellow walls
in here.
Copy !req
1162. You know what I'm gonna do in here,
is I'm gonna paint.
Copy !req
1163. I'm gonna paint
black and white polka dots.
It's gonna be fuckin' awesome.
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1164. When you guys get done,
meet me downstairs...
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1165. so fucking everybody
can get paid, all right?
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1166. Jesus.
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1167. What agency are you with?
I'm with 101.
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1168. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.
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1169. What is this?
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1170. That's my luggage.
Copy !req
1171. Can you get it?
Copy !req
1172. This thing is older than you are.
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1173. It works.
Okay.
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1174. This dress.
Okay.
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1175. And then that.
Copy !req
1176. I see this for Paris.
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1177. Okay.
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1178. This!
What?
Copy !req
1179. And I should wear this one.
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1180. Right?
Copy !req
1181. Is it okay?
Yeah.
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1182. No Frenchman can resist
some Leopard.
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1183. All right, if you say so.
I do.
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1184. I hear the Frenchmen
can be quite the lovers.
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1185. Are they really?
Copy !req
1186. They'll love you.
Copy !req
1187. Hey, what are you doing?
Copy !req
1188. Packing.
Copy !req
1189. I'm going—
I'm going away this week.
Copy !req
1190. Yeah? Where are you going?
Copy !req
1191. We're going to Paris, actually.
Copy !req
1192. Paris? With who?
Copy !req
1193. Uh, that woman, Sadie.
Copy !req
1194. On whose dime?
Copy !req
1195. Mine.
Copy !req
1196. Bull-fucking-shit!
Copy !req
1197. What?
Bullshit!
Copy !req
1198. Get out of there!
Where is the fuckin' money?
Copy !req
1199. Why are you going through
my shit?
Copy !req
1200. You fuckin' spent
all the fuckin' money?
Copy !req
1201. Why did you go through my shit?
Starlet showed it to me.
Copy !req
1202. Oh, you just blame my fucking dog?
No, the fucking dog doesn't matter,
Jane.
Copy !req
1203. I can't believe you just spent
all the fucking money.
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1204. What did you expect?
What do you mean,
what did I expect?
Copy !req
1205. I didn't expect you to spend
the fucking money to go to Paris...
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1206. with some fuckin' old bitch.
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1207. I expected you to spend the money on us,
on me, on your fucking real friends!
Copy !req
1208. Oh, really?
Yeah!
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1209. Really?
Of course!
Copy !req
1210. Like I've been doing
for fucking months, Melissa?
Like that?
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1211. You let my car get taken away.
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1212. You let me
make a fool out of myself
at Renegade.
Copy !req
1213. Not to mention Arash
is bad-mouthing me all over town.
Copy !req
1214. And now you decide to go
on a fucking vacation...
Copy !req
1215. and you don't even bring me?
Copy !req
1216. You go on a fucking vacation?
Some fucking friend you are!
Copy !req
1217. Melissa!
It is so much more complicated
than that, and you know it!
Copy !req
1218. Why don't you wear a knee brace?
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1219. Mmm, shut up, Greg. Why don't you
play with somethin' down the street?
Copy !req
1220. You think I'm so fucking stupid!
Copy !req
1221. Yeah, you are fucking stupid!
You're the fucking stupid one!
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1222. - Stay away from me.
- It's not even your fucking money!
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1223. It's the old bitch's money!
Copy !req
1224. - Yeah, bitch!
- Fuck off.
Copy !req
1225. Go back to fucking Jacksonville, whore!
Copy !req
1226. Get out!
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1227. Get the fuck out of my room!
Hey, hey.
Copy !req
1228. Stop it. Stop, stop.
Copy !req
1229. - She is fucking done here, man.
- Go pop some more oxy.
Copy !req
1230. Pack your bags, bitch.
You're fuckin' outta here!
Copy !req
1231. Shut—
You know what?
I don't fucking like it here anyway.
Copy !req
1232. Shut up! Shut up!
We're the best you ever had.
Copy !req
1233. Okay, shut up.
Get out.
Copy !req
1234. Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!
Copy !req
1235. Get her out of my room.
Listen to me.
Copy !req
1236. We have neighbors.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Copy !req
1237. Get her out of my—
Mikey?
Copy !req
1238. Get out of here.
Get her out of my room.
Copy !req
1239. Get out!
Get out of my—
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1240. Fuck!
Copy !req
1241. Come here, okay?
Copy !req
1242. It's okay. It's okay, Starlet.
Copy !req
1243. Twelve hundred bucks
is walking out the fucking door!
Copy !req
1244. And you know what?
Copy !req
1245. I'm not going to be able
to put another bitch up in there
for at least a fucking month.
Copy !req
1246. Are you gonna— Listen to me.
Copy !req
1247. Are you gonna fuckin' pay for it?
You gonna live with
a liar and a cheat?
Copy !req
1248. I don't give a fuck what she is,
but she pays fucking rent.
Copy !req
1249. Now how are we gonna—
So what? Shh, baby, baby—
I can afford this place on my own.
Copy !req
1250. I've been doing enough privates.
We'll be fine.
Copy !req
1251. Jesus fucking Christ, Melissa!
Are you shitting me?
Copy !req
1252. You've been booking privates
behind my back?
Copy !req
1253. You're kidding me, right?
Copy !req
1254. What did you expect?
Copy !req
1255. It's everything I borrowed.
Copy !req
1256. Unlike some people,
I return money that isn't mine.
Copy !req
1257. Father, tell him I wanna play.
Hold on a second.
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1258. You can't. You don't know how!
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1259. Mona, can you watch the kids
for two minutes, please?
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1260. Let me finish this phone call.
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1261. Yes. I'll make a couple of calls.
I'll get you a house.
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1262. Don't worry about it.
This is for good.
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1263. This way is much better for you.
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1264. Gracie.
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1265. Yo, Gracie!
What?
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1266. Your girl's here.
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1267. Hi. I'm Tess.
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1268. You're late. Come on.
I'll show you to your room.
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1269. There is no smoking in the house.
Go on the patio.
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1270. This is my room if you need anything.
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1271. This is Mark's room.
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1272. Don't even knock on his door.
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1273. You good? 'Kay.
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1274. I don't know if Arash
wants you doing any webcam or not...
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1275. but if he does,
put it on the schedule...
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1276. so I don't have any conflicts.
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1277. This is your room.
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1278. Don't let your dog pee in the house,
and label anything you put in the fridge.
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1279. Thank you, Rommel. Love you.
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1280. Oh, yes. Of course I'll do some
fully nude ass-shaking for you, Eros.
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1281. Buy those tokens, guys!
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1282. Oh, Jesus, help. Nope.
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1283. Fuckin' Jesus doesn't exist.
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1284. Great job, Melissa. Great job.
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1285. I'm glad I wasted
all this fucking money...
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1286. putting this in
so you can fucking learn
how to do this!
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1287. Where are you going?
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1288. Really?
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1289. Okay. Have fun.
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1290. Hello.
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1291. Hey, remember me?
I'm Jane's friend.
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1292. Anyway,
I was just coming by to tell you...
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1293. that the only reason
why Jane's hanging out with you...
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1294. is 'cause she has
a bunch of your money.
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1295. I don't know how she got it,
but I know she has it.
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1296. Mmm.
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1297. Yeah, and—
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1298. At first I thought
she was hanging out with you...
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1299. 'cause she felt sorry for you.
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1300. You know, pitied you.
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1301. Some old lady,
probably going to die soon.
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1302. Then I realized...
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1303. she just felt guilty
for taking your money.
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1304. She's not your friend.
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1305. Just thought
you should know the truth.
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1306. Okay.
Well, so I'll see you around.
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1307. Bye.
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1308. Sadie?
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1309. Hi.
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1310. Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
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1311. You look nice.
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1312. You okay?
Mm-hmm.
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1313. It's not that bad.
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1314. Lets the sun in.
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1315. Oh, wait. Almost forgot.
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1316. Hey, you're okay, right?
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1317. It's gonna be fun.
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1318. Can we stop at the cemetery
on the way to the airport?
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1319. Uh,
I don't know if we have time.
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1320. It only takes a minute.
It's right on the way.
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1321. Hey, you know,
we're cutting it kind of close.
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1322. Are you sure you don't want to do this
when we get back?
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1323. It's all right. We'll be okay.
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1324. We're— We're here.
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1325. Could you do this?
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1326. You'll be faster than me.
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1327. Yeah. Okay.
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1328. Here. Hold Starlet.
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