Stagecoach (1986)

1. J1 We crossed the burning desert

2. J1 In the Arizona sun

3. J1 Thundering desert dragon

4. J1 Watch us run, watch us run

5. J1 We carry precious cargo

6. J1 We've got precious little time

7. J1 And there's trouble up ahead and close behind

8. J1 Stagecoach

9. J1 Stagecoach

10. J1 Rollin' on the glorious stagecoach

11. J1 Geronimo is waiting

12. J1 There's Apaches on the hill

13. J1 Staring at the Calvary

14. J1 Out to kill, out to kill

15. J1 We've got to get to Lordsburg

16. J1 And we've got to be on time

17. J1 But there's trouble up ahead and close behind

18. J1 Stagecoach

19. J1 Stagecoach

20. J1 Rollin' on the glorious stagecoach

21. J1 Stagecoach

22. J1 Stagecoach

23. J1 Rollin' on the glorious stagecoach J1

24. - Well?

25. - Apaches, sir.

26. - You're certain?

27. - My sidekick, here, is Cheyenne.

28. If he says he's seen Apaches,

29. ain't likely he's describing no sunrise, sir.

30. - It's Lordsburg, sir.

31. It's urgent.

32. The line's dead.

33. - Give me what you have.

34. It's Apaches all right.

35. It's Geronimo.

36. He attacked a mining camp at Salt Creek.

37. He killed fourteen men and six women.

38. And he's taking scalps.

39. And Salt Creek is between here and Lordsburg.

40. - Lordsburg's stage just came in.

41. - Warn the driver.

42. - Yes, sir.

43. - Whoa!

44. For those of you folks that are going on,

45. we're gonna be here, in Tonto, for exactly thirty minutes.

46. You can get coffee in the hotel, there.

47. Something more substantial in the saloon.

48. You gentleman, private business is out back.

49. Ma'am, if there's anything at all I can do for you.

50. - Thank you, I'll be all right.

51. - Ma'am,

52. if your time comes before we get where we're going,

53. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to charge that baby a half fare.

54. - Is that supposed to be funny?

55. - Oh, no ma'am.

56. I've always been kinda known as a poor wit.

57. - I can vouch for it.

58. - So, this is Tonto.

59. Charming little mud puddle.

60. - If you're looking to save you some souls, preacher,

61. right here would be a dandy place to start.

62. - Preacher?

63. Goodness me, no.

64. Mother wanted me to be an actor.

65. Father wanted me to go to Hell,

66. so I compromised.

67. I became a whiskey salesman.

68. - Trevor Peacock.

69. - Uh huh.

70. - Western representative,

71. Old John's Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey.

72. - Old John's, smooth as a mother's kiss.

73. Why don't you join me in the saloon?

74. I'm just about to make my sales pitch.

75. Two fingers of Old John will make this place

76. seem like Chicago on a Saturday night.

77. - No, sir.

78. Worth more than my job to be caught

79. with that stuff on my breath.

80. Tell you what, when we get to Lordsburg.

81. - When we get to Lordsburg.

82. Magic words, indeed.

83. Young man, if the good Lord had meant us

84. to travel by stagecoach,

85. he would have made the roads a little softer

86. and our backsides a little larger.

87. - Hey, once you get that money to the bank,

88. I want you to get back here, pronto.

89. I'm on schedule and I'm gonna stay on schedule.

90. Would you watch it with them horses, now?

91. - Here's your receipt.

92. Thirty thousand dollars.

93. - Much obliged.

94. - I've asked you not to come here, Martha.

95. - Where were you last night, Henry?

96. I waited until after midnight.

97. - There was just no way I could get away from my wife.

98. - When we first started seeing each other

99. that was never a problem.

100. You aren't growing tired of me, are you?

101. - No, no, no, Martha.

102. No, not at all.

103. - Say the with a little more conviction, darling.

104. A woman scorned can be messy

105. and a banker always been bleeding his assets,

106. can't be too careful.

107. - What do you mean by that?

108. - A dozen accounts in eastern banks

109. under a dozen names.

110. That's what attracted me to you in the first place, Henry.

111. Your imagination.

112. Oh, by the way,

113. have you told her?

114. Have you told her yet that you're leaving her?

115. Mo, you see,

116. there's just been no time.

117. - I think the time is never right

118. for a man to tell his wife the truth.

119. I suppose that's why so often the job falls to the mistress.

120. - Oh, you sweet thing.

121. Come here, come here.

122. You wouldn't dare do that, would you?

123. - Oh, but I would.

124. What I won't do is grow old waiting for a wife to die.

125. - You're gonna miss me, Dallas.

126. - Sure.

127. - Sorry to see you go, Dallas.

128. - Thanks.

129. - Want to sit in, Dallas?

130. - Not likely, Hatfield.

131. I'm here to sit on that stage.

132. That's all I'm gonna sit on.

133. One way, to the end of the line.

134. - Lordsburg.

135. Going bye, bye, doc?

136. - Got business in another town, Dallas.

137. - I knew it must be serious.

138. And you, wearing your iron.

139. - Well, a friend of mine in Tombstone said

140. I should travel light and come well balanced.

141. Where you going?

142. - I don't know.

143. Far away.

144. As far away from here as I can get.

145. Yes, sir, you are talking to a lady in retirement.

146. No more hot sheets and five dollars on the Chester drawers.

147. - All right, you must have found religion.

148. - I found love.

149. You believe that?

150. Oh, yes sir, talk about white picket fences

151. and rosebushes outside a kitchen window.

152. Pitter patter of little feet like a fool,

153. I bought it all.

154. Every word.

155. It was his problem when O.C.'s wife already had all that.

156. Stinking liar did me a favor, though.

157. I finally realized, once and for all,

158. no woman's gonna find a million dollar dream

159. in a two dollar room.

160. - Most woman don't have a million dollar dream, Dallas.

161. - Doc, every woman's got a million dollar dream.

162. She ain't never gonna find out where she might be

163. if she don't get away from what she already is.

164. - You'll think you'll find it on the stagecoach?

165. - I don't know.

166. It's the only thing in my life going some place else.

167. - See you, Dallas.

168. Tombstone.

169. - This stage is going to Lordsburg, mister.

170. - I know that.

171. - But you said—

172. - I know what I said.

173. I wanna go to Tombstone.

174. - But this isn't the Tombstone stage.

175. - Well, is there a stage that leaves Lordsburg

176. going to Tombstone?

177. - Yeah.

178. - Is it possible to get on the stage and go to Lordsburg

179. and get off of that stage and then go into Tombstone

180. on another stage?

181. Is that possible?

182. - Oh, you wanna go to Tombstone by way of Lordsburg?

183. - Now you've got it.

184. - There's a stage through here tomorrow

185. that goes directly to Tombstone.

186. - Well, which on gets there first?

187. The one leaving today going to Lordsburg to Tombstone

188. or the one leaving tomorrow going directly to Tombstone?

189. - Well, that depends.

190. Lots of things can happen.

191. Wheel fall off, axle break, horse—

192. - But which one is supposed to get there first?

193. - The one through Lordsburg.

194. - That's the one I want.

195. - Why didn't you say that in the first place?

196. That'll cost you fifty cents more.

197. - Thank you.

198. - What I'm trying to tell you is

199. this is sneaking liquor you're selling

200. and I don't get many sneaking drinkers in here.

201. My customers are mostly honest drunks.

202. - My dear friend, before you can pluck a turkey,

203. the railroad is gonna be coming through this,

204. this wilderness, and city folks are gonna demand

205. something a little more refined for their taste

206. than that bottle of moonshine you're selling.

207. Now, if you'll give me an order for

208. just one case of Old John,

209. I'll throw in a bottle for yourself,

210. free gratis and for nothing.

211. - But it's sneaking liquor.

212. You wanna explain it to him, Doc?

213. - Sneaking liquor?

214. Well it's sort of a social comment.

215. It's a liquor that little old ladies hide down

216. in their petticoats and their corsets

217. and in books that you won't find in a Christian store.

218. It's hypocrite liquor.

219. Nothing like a little bracer before a prayer meeting.

220. - My dear friend, you can't compare Kentucky bourbon

221. with the kind of spirits old ladies hide in their knickers.

222. - But it's prescription.

223. It's to help their nerves and to help them sleep.

224. It's sneaking liquor for medicinal purposes only.

225. - Doc knows what he's talking about.

226. He's a dentist.

227. - Oh, really?

228. Well, you may know your gums and teeth, sir,

229. but I know my whiskey.

230. The name's Trevor Peacock.

231. May I have the honor of knowing to whom I'm talking?

232. - Holiday.

233. Doc Holiday.

234. Give me a shot of bourbon, Billy.

235. - This, here, a stagecoach?

236. - Yeah, I'm the driver, why?

237. - Geronimo is between here and Lordsburg.

238. Could get nasty.

239. - I never heard a tell that didn't get nasty

240. when Geronimo was around.

241. How come you used to tell me this like it was news?

242. - We're thinking about your passengers.

243. Apaches cut the telegraph line.

244. I suggest you layover here and wait.

245. - Wait for what?

246. Now, you guys ain't never caught Geronimo

247. and you ain't never gonna catch Geronimo.

248. He's as much a part of this desert

249. as the cactus and sunset shadows.

250. - Still in all, we thought you might have

251. some consideration for your passengers.

252. - Mister, I'm paid to take this stagecoach through.

253. That's with our without passengers.

254. Now, they can listen to you Calvary men

255. and sit here in a town until doomsday, if they want to,

256. but this, here, stage is going through.

257. - Is that your final word?

258. - Yes, sir, it is.

259. Now, there ain't a man alive

260. that can say a gun got put to his head

261. to get him on an Overland stage.

262. No, I ain't hardened, but I got me a job to do

263. and I'm gonna do it with our without passengers.

264. - I ain't going.

265. - You ain't what?

266. - I ain't never met nobody who run across Geronimo

267. and lived to talk about it.

268. - Walt, you wait just a second now.

269. Look, Walt, I need you with me.

270. You know that.

271. I'll pay you.

272. I'll pay you double salary out of my own pocket.

273. - I never yet seen a dead man give a damn about money.

274. - Hey, Buck.

275. - Curly.

276. - How you doing?

277. - Well, I've been better.

278. I lost my shotgun guard just now.

279. Afraid I'm gonna have to borrow one of your deputies

280. for my run to Lordsburg.

281. - What happened to your guard?

282. - Oh, some Calvary man mentioned

283. how Geronimo and his Apaches

284. had cut down the telegraph wire,

285. so my guard colored himself yellow

286. and stepped down from his responsibilities.

287. You got any coffee?

288. - On the stove.

289. - Thank you.

290. - Buck, just because a man doesn't wanna die

291. doesn't mean he's yellow.

292. - Curly, you know as well as I do,

293. when a man takes this job, he hires on to die.

294. Goes with the territory.

295. - Well, I can't supply a guard

296. for the Overland Stage Company.

297. - Well, I can't go nowhere without one.

298. I got passengers on that stage.

299. One of them is a pregnant woman.

300. Her family's got something to do with the Calvary.

301. - HOW pregnant?

302. - You ever thump a watermelon to get an echo back?

303. - She shouldn't be here.

304. - Well, she is here.

305. - Well, all my deputies are out looking for the Ringo Kid.

306. - The Ringo Kid?

307. - Mhm.

308. - Well, last I heard, Ringo Kid was in Yuma prison.

309. - He broke out.

310. My guess is, he went looking for Luke Plummer,

311. since it was Luke Plummer that killed his brother

312. and Plummer's testimony that put him away.

313. - Well shoot, Curly,

314. he's up in Lordsburg.

315. I seen him there on my last run.

316. - You saw Luke Plummer?

317. - He and his brothers.

318. Looked like a family reunion.

319. - That puts a different light on it.

320. - Yeah, I figured it might.

321. - I want Luke Plummer worse than I want the Ringo Kid.

322. Got yourself a shotgun guard to Lordsburg.

323. - Your attention, please.

324. May I have your attention?

325. I address myself to those of you who are passengers

326. on the Overland Stage.

327. My commanding officer has asked me to inform you

328. you travel at your own risk.

329. - Excuse me, what appears to be the difficulty, leftenant?

330. - To put it simply, Geronimo.

331. I have a group of Calvary to accompany you.

332. - Excuse me, should I know this Gerardo?

333. - Geronimo.

334. - I have a detachment of Calvary to accompany you

335. as far as the Noon station at Dry Forks.

336. A group of Calvary there will take you on to Apache Wells.

337. From Apache Wells, you'll have another escort of soldiers

338. into Lordsburg,

339. but out best advice is, don't go.

340. Are there any questions?

341. - I have one.

342. - Yes.

343. - Did he show you his title?

344. - What?

345. - Geronimo.

346. You know, he and his people own a title

347. to all of this land around here.

348. At least, they think they do.

349. They've been here for a thousand years.

350. - And whose side are you on?

351. - I'm on my own side.

352. That's why I'm still alive.

353. - You'll excuse me, sir,

354. but you sound like an Indian lover.

355. - And you excuse me, but I see no virtue in hating

356. a man who's fighting for his country.

357. - I, myself, have no quarrel with this Geronimo.

358. - I don't either, but he don't care.

359. - Excuse me,

360. aren't you Colonel Armstrong's daughter, Lucy?

361. Colonel James Armstrong from Fairfax, Virginia.

362. - lam.

363. - I served under your father, Misses?

364. - Mallory, Captan John Mallory.

365. Perhaps you know him.

366. - I know him very well.

367. - He's expecting me in Apache Wells.

368. - He's a lot closer than that, Mrs. Mallory.

369. He was posted at Dry Forks last month,

370. but in light of what I've said,

371. I don't really think it's advisable for you to continue on.

372. - Perhaps not,

373. but I intend to be with my husband when our child is born.

374. - I understand, but—

375. - I'm going, lieutenant.

376. I appreciate you concern, but I'm going.

377. - As you say, Mrs. Mallory.

378. - Where you going?

379. - I'm out.

380. - Hoss, you got our money.

381. You gonna give us a chance to win it back?

382. - Now, when you men came in here,

383. you surely didn't believe that you was

384. in some Boston gentleman's club.

385. I'm a gambler.

386. I play for money and I don't give it back.

387. Now you boys can understand that, can't you?

388. Mallory?

389. - Do I know you?

390. - No, but I knew your father.

391. May I sit down?

392. My name's Hatfield.

393. I was paymaster of your father's regiment.

394. You know, he actually saved my life.

395. You know, if you responded in some way,

396. we might actually call this a conversation.

397. - Would also signify that I was interested

398. in conversing with you, Mr. Hatfield.

399. - Well, excuse me, Mrs. Mallory.

400. You know, I didn't know that pregnancy

401. was an EXCUSE for TUdGHQSS.

402. - Mr. Hatfield,

403. forgive me, I'm not myself.

404. I haven't been myself since I left Virginia.

405. Please, sit down.

406. - Are you gonna be all right?

407. You know, if you don't mind me saying so,

408. Arizona is not the best place in the world

409. to give birth to a baby.

410. - I don't think my husband has thought about a baby.

411. What he wants is a horse soldier

412. in the United States Calvary,

413. fully outfitted, powder dry and ready to ride.

414. - Well, then maybe you have come

415. to the right place after all.

416. - Thank you, Mr. Hatfield.

417. You've been awfully considerate.

418. - I intend to stay right with you

419. until you've reached your husband.

420. - That really won't be necessary.

421. - Well, I'm afraid you have no choice.

422. You see, it's between me and your father.

423. - There you go, ma'am.

424. Sir.

425. - You can just throw that up on top.

426. - Don't you worry about a thing, ma'am.

427. I won't break nothing.

428. - Honey, how you gonna break a silk dress?

429. - Collie. Rebel.

430. Now, what in the devil does he want?

431. Whoa.

432. - I need to go to Lordsburg.

433. - Something wrong you couldn't have gotten back on in town

434. with everybody else?

435. - Well, I got a telegram.

436. There was no way to pack and get there on time.

437. - Well, all right, hop on in.

438. You can pay me when you get there.

439. I'll take that bag.

440. ' Oh! no! no, no, "C.

441. That's all right.

442. I'll just keep the bag with me.

443. Thank you.

444. - Thought you said the telegraph line was cut.

445. - You caught that too, huh?

446. Come on!

447. - Does anybody know why this stage has a Calvary escort?

448. - The Calvary is here to represent our manifest destiny.

449. - Our what?

450. - To protect us from the Indians.

451. You may have noticed that we white people

452. have a way of taking what we want

453. without regard of what the present owner

454. might think about it.

455. Some people could call it stealing.

456. We call it, manifest destiny.

457. - You know, I'd hate to think you're calling us thieves.

458. - What else would you call it?

459. We come here with a gun in one hand, a jug in the other.

460. We weaken them with a jug

461. and then finish them off with a gun.

462. - All I asked was why we have a Calvary escort.

463. I didn't ask for a sermon.

464. - Well, if you wanted one word.

465. That one word is Geronimo.

466. - The Apache Butcher?

467. That Geronimo?

468. - In the whole wide world, there's only one.

469. - Do you suppose he loves his kids and does charity work?

470. - Yes and he's kind to small animals.

471. - I've heard that.

472. ' Yah!

473. Yah! Yah!

474. - Take this a minute, will you?

475. - Yeah, sure.

476. - You know, don't you,

477. that if Geronimo decides to get serious,

478. ten or twelve soldiers don't mean nothing.

479. - Yeah, I try not to think about it.

480. - You don't mind if I do, do you?

481. - What's that?

482. - Think about it.

483. - You go right ahead.

484. Well, they say that God protects fools and drunks.

485. I believe we've got the biggest fool

486. in the whole southwest territory,

487. riding, right here, on the coach.

488. - Who, besides me?

489. - Well, me.

490. You know anybody else

491. who'd ride a six horse team

492. through hostile Apache territory for eight dollars a month?

493. - Water your horses.

494. - I didn't know it was gonna be this easy, Ringo.

495. Drop the Winchester.

496. - I only half figured on the stagecoach, Curly.

497. I didn't figure on you at all.

498. - Drop the riffle, Kid.

499. I'm giving you a free ride into Lordsburg jail

500. and I'll take care of the Plummers.

501. I get paid for it.

502. You don't.

503. Now, hand over the riffle.

504. - You got some mighty heavy backup, Curly.

505. What do they cost you by the hour?

506. - Do I have to ask what's going on here?

507. - Yeah, I just old this man to hand over his riffle

508. and he's still got it.

509. I guess he never saw what double-aught buck

510. can do to a two dollar shirt.

511. - Are you placing this man under arrest?

512. - I certainly hope so,

513. 'cause it's a bad place for a funeral.

514. There's not a choir nor a flower within three hundred miles.

515. Now, what's it gonna be, Ringo?

516. The pistol.

517. The pig sticker.

518. I said the pig sticker, Ringo.

519. - Do I get to ride in the coach

520. or do you want me to run along up front

521. so you can keep an eye on me?

522. - You just shut your smart mouth and get inside.

523. ' Yah!

524. - Excuse me.

525. - So, you're the Ringo Kid?

526. - No, sir.

527. - What do you mean, no sir?

528. I just heard the marshal say that you are—

529. - The Ringo Kid's somebody you read about

530. in the penny dreadfuls.

531. Somebody thought them up so that they can sell some stories

532. to people dumb enough to believe them.

533. - All right.

534. If you aren't the Ringo Kid, then who are you?

535. - My name's Bill Williams,

536. but they call me Ringo since I was a little boy,

537. but nobody ever called me the Ringo Kid.

538. - You wouldn't be Williams from Santa Fe, would you?

539. - I would.

540. - You got a brother named Coy?

541. - I had a brother named Coy.

542. - I played poker with him.

543. Whatever became of him?

544. - He was murdered.

545. - I'm sorry.

546. - Not as sorry as the man who's gonna be, who murdered him.

547. - Who might that be?

548. - His name is Luke Plummer.

549. He's in Lordsburg.

550. - Have you killed a man before, Mr. Williams?

551. - Not yet.

552. I didn't catch your name.

553. - His name is Doc Holiday.

554. - Is that right?

555. I heard you're pretty handy with a gun.

556. - I'm still alive.

557. Is that the deck you play with?

558. - One of them.

559. I have several.

560. - May I see it, please?

561. I must say, I admire your guts.

562. - Does that mean you wouldn't play cards with me?

563. - That means I'd shoot you on sight.

564. - Where you headed?

565. - I knew the answer to that when I was about fourteen.

566. Then I hit fifteen,

567. ran head-on into that thing called reality.

568. Been walking with a lantern every since.

569. - I mean, where you going now?

570. - I don't know, cowboy.

571. Where you go when you been everywhere?

572. - Nobody's been everywhere.

573. - Maybe right.

574. It just feels like it.

575. - Where do you wanna go?

576. - I don't think I've ever seen it on a map.

577. - Don't light that.

578. - Did you say something?

579. - A gentleman doesn't smoke in the presence of a lady.

580. - Well, I wouldn't like to think that you're implying

581. that I'm anything less.

582. I maybe, you understand.

583. I just wouldn't wanna hear you say it.

584. - You mind if I smoke, Dallas?

585. - Hell no, Doc.

586. Smoke's been one of the biggest parts of my life.

587. I wouldn't know what to do with fresh air,

588. breath it or bottle it.

589. - And you, ma'am, do you object?

590. - If you want to smoke, doctor,

591. it's perfectly all right with me.

592. All though, I may have things to complain about,

593. tobacco is not one of them.

594. - In that case.

595. Thank you.

596. Now, what're you looking at, my friend?

597. - It's a filthy habit, smoking.

598. Just filthy.

599. - I have a lot of filthy habits.

600. Most of them I find very enjoyable.

601. - Don't you have any good ones?

602. - You mean something to be admired

603. and held up to children as an example?

604. - Yes, something like that.

605. - No, sir.

606. Children despise that kind of person.

607. There's nothing a child hates more than a good example.

608. - Curly, you ain't said a word in over twenty miles.

609. - I was thinking about that banker

610. running out into the street like that.

611. - Well, how else is he supposed to stop the stage?

612. - That ain't the point.

613. It's almost like somebody was after him.

614. - If that were the case, he'd probably say something to you,

615. don't you think?

616. - He was carrying nothing but that black bag.

617. And why'd he lie about getting a telegraph wire?

618. - I don't know.

619. - It's just that when a banker runs out in the street

620. and jumps on a stage leaving town,

621. without so much as a change of clothes.

622. ' Yah!

623. Yah!

624. ' Mad!

625. Ma, the stage is coming.

626. - Well, they're gonna have to be satisfied with venison.

627. I'm all out of beans.

628. - There's soldiers with them.

629. - Nothing in my contract that says I gotta feed tharm.

630. . Yah!

631. Yah!

632. Billy, where's our soldier escort into Apache Wells?

633. - Gone, all gone.

634. Had to let out pretty quick.

635. - Well, who the devil's here?

636. - Just me, ma and the hostlers.

637. - I should known not to volunteer for anything.

638. - Well you did.

639. It's too late.

640. - Captain Mallory isn't here?

641. - No, ma'am.

642. He was here, but he was going off to Apache Wells.

643. Are you Mrs. Mallory?

644. - Yes, I was expecting him.

645. I was counting on it.

646. - Ma'am, you can't count on nothing out here.

647. - All right, we're gonna change teams here, folks.

648. So I suggest you go inside.

649. Mrs. Pickett's got some food on the table.

650. - Thank you.

651. - And you've got thirty minutes, so make it quick,

652. all right?

653. Well, what's it gonna be, lieutenant?

654. You and your boys gonna take us on to Apache Wells?

655. - I'm afraid not.

656. My orders were Dry Forks and return.

657. - Well, I'm sure that under the circumstances,

658. your commanding officer will understand.

659. - He might, but there's no way to reach him.

660. I can't just change my orders.

661. - You can't send us out there, alone with them Indians.

662. - I'm not sending you anywhere.

663. - Lieutenant, it seems to me that there could come a time

664. when common sense would override army orders.

665. - Common sense has never overridden army orders.

666. When our horses are watered and rested,

667. we return directly to Tonto.

668. I strongly suggest you use common sense and return with us.

669. - He's right, you know.

670. - Well, the passengers can go back to Tonto with them,

671. if they want to,

672. but I started on this trip on the way to Lordsburg

673. and I'm gonna get to Lordsburg,

674. even if it's just me and one horse that drags into town.

675. - How about you, Mr. Gatewood?

676. Wanna drag into Lordsburg with Buck one horse?

677. - I'm certain it will never come to that,

678. but yes, I stay.

679. - It looks like we're eating all alone, Kid.

680. - It's me they don't wanna sit down with.

681. - No it ain't.

682. It's nice of you to say so, but I'm accustomed to it.

683. I've known men who bare their souls

684. and everything else before midnight.

685. They don't know my name the next morning.

686. - You're accustomed to it?

687. - Being accustomed to something don't mean you like it.

688. - I guess you've seen all kinds.

689. - Every kind but me.

690. - Well, that makes you pretty special.

691. - If I am, I'm the only one that knows it.

692. - Where you from?

693. - Virginia.

694. - You must be a tough little lady.

695. If there is anything at all I can do for you,

696. you let me know.

697. - Thank you.

698. - What's a handsome lady like you

699. doing in a pig pen like this?

700. - When I married, my husband promised me adventure

701. and colorful surroundings and this is it.

702. - Well, where's he at now?

703. - He never made it through the first winter.

704. - There's another winter coming on.

705. Got any plans?

706. - If you can make it to the spring.

707. - I don't think so.

708. - What's wrong with him?

709. - Consumption.

710. - Don't you eat?

711. - I ate a lot when I was a kid.

712. - You're scared.

713. - Nah! YOU?

714. - Yeah.

715. - Yeah, me too.

716. Tell the honest truth, Curly,

717. I'm always semi-scared, even without Geronimo.

718. - That never stopped you before.

719. - Nah, I think if I wasn't a little bit scared,

720. I'd probably quit.

721. Job would be too boring, you know,

722. like, taking kids back and forth to church.

723. - What do you think that passengers are gonna do?

724. Besides Gatewood, I mean.

725. He's really scared,

726. but he's scared of something worse than the Apaches.

727. - I don't know.

728. If you was a passenger, how'd you vote?

729. - I am a passenger and I'm going.

730. - Even without soldiers?

731. - Buck, you know as well as I do,

732. that if Geronimo decides to get serious,

733. he can run through twelve horse soldiers

734. like grain through a goose.

735. - Yeah, but you're forgetting one thing, Curly.

736. I've got a pregnant woman on that stage

737. and she's about to pop.

738. - It won't be the first white baby born

739. between a cactus and a prairie dog hole.

740. - First one born on my stagecoach.

741. - But you got a doctor on board this time.

742. - Doc Holiday?

743. - If he's the only one you got, he's the best you got.

744. - Doc Holiday's a dentist.

745. I don't know many women who wanna have

746. their babies delivered by a dentist.

747. - I don't know any.

748. - Well, I'm glad you're telling him and not me.

749. - He's your passenger.

750. - Yeah, but you're the U.S. Marshal.

751. You've got more authority than I do.

752. - I think your'e afraid to tell him.

753. - I ain't afraid nobody nothing.

754. - I don't see you trying to be no hero,

755. busting down no doors.

756. - I ain't afraid of Doc Holiday.

757. - Well, I ain't either.

758. - Well, it don't take a hero to tell him

759. he's gotta deliver a baby.

760. - What does it take?

761. - Two men.

762. - Curly Wilcox, are you saying that you want me

763. to be with you when you tell him?

764. - Wants go nothing to do with it.

765. lam the U.S. Marshal.

766. Your'e gonna be with me and we're gonna tell him.

767. Listen up, everybody.

768. We don't have a Calvary escort to Apache Wells

769. like we thought we did.

770. The soldiers that came this far with us are going back.

771. We either go back with them or we go ahead.

772. It's up to you.

773. - Where do you stand?

774. - I move that we make the run to Apache Wells.

775. From there, we have a Calvary escort to Lordsburg.

776. Where I go, you go, Kid.

777. So that makes two.

778. How about you, Doc?

779. Dallas?

780. - Oh, I'm in.

781. - Marshal, you understand, I'm not concerned for myself,

782. but I would hate to see good whiskey wasted on Geronimo.

783. I must insist we return to Tonto.

784. - Sorry mister, in this court, majority rules.

785. - That means that if there's three people

786. and two of them vote to die,

787. the third one has to die with them.

788. - Under the circumstances, I think the lady has two votes.

789. - My life is where my husband is.

790. I have every reason to go ahead and no reason to go back.

791. - Does that mean we go ahead?

792. - Yes, sir.

793. - I'm with Mrs. Mallory.

794. - Well, I've made my case clear.

795. I boarded this stage to go to Lordsburg

796. and I see no reason to return.

797. - You don't?

798. There's a band of wild savages out there,

799. waiting to separate us from our hair

800. and you see no reason to turn back?

801. - Majority has it, mister.

802. We go ahead.

803. - If you know your history, Marshal,

804. you'll remember that majority decisions

805. have not always been the smartest ones.

806. - I don't know much about history, mister,

807. but I do know that if we'd listen to you British,

808. we wouldn't have any history at all.

809. - Touché, Marshal, touché.

810. - Billy, you got a spare horse you could loan this man?

811. - Well, I could if I thought I'd ever get it back,

812. but under the circumstances, I'd sell it to him.

813. - There you go, mister.

814. Billy will sell you a horse

815. and you can go back with the soldiers.

816. And if we're wrong, you'll have the satisfaction

817. that comes with knowing you were right.

818. - Thank you.

819. I shall see that your widow receives

820. a complementary case of Old John.

821. - Meanwhile, we have five men that can shoot.

822. A driver with six running horses.

823. Okay, load 'em up.

824. Mr. Gatewood.

825. Yes?

826. - Any reason that bag can't ride on top?

827. - I'm carrying valuable bank paper.

828. - The stage has a strong box.

829. - Well, I can't just let it out of my sight.

830. - Don't you think you oughta give me back my Winchester?

831. - Now why would I think that?

832. - Well, I'm a pretty good shot.

833. - That's why I think giving it back's

834. the poorest idea I've ever heard of.

835. Did you think it up all by yourself?

836. - Don't tell me you believe all those stories

837. you heard about me.

838. - I heard you were in Yuma prison and I heard you broke out

839. and I know it ain't idle gossip

840. because you're standing here talking to me.

841. - You're really gonna let me go through

842. Apache country naked?

843. - If I see one Apache, I'll give you back your Winchester

844. to hide behind.

845. - Well, you probably won't see him

846. and if you do, he'll probably have all his uncles

847. and his cousins and his brothers with him.

848. - If he does, I'll probably beg you

849. to take back your Winchester.

850. - Probably.

851. - Hey, Buck.

852. - Miss Pickett.

853. - Hey, Doc,

854. do you know anything about babies?

855. - About what?

856. - Babies. You know, little babies.

857. - The kind that women have.

858. - Well, I think I know how they're made

859. and I've heard rumors about where they come from

860. and I believe they grow up to be people.

861. - That's all you know?

862. - I know they're messy and they make a lot of noise.

863. - What else?

864. - I wouldn't play poker with one

865. and I wouldn't have one in the house.

866. - Come on, Doc, we're serious.

867. - You don't see me smiling.

868. - Look, a doctor is supposed to be

869. both responsible and helpful.

870. - Would you gentlemen come to the point.

871. - Okay, I'll come to the point.

872. Can you deliver a baby?

873. - No, sir.

874. - Well, a woman does all the work,

875. unless she gets into some kind of trouble.

876. - That's right and if she was to get herself

877. into some kind of trouble,

878. now, she'd be real good off if she had a doctor around,

879. wouldn't she?

880. - Wouldn't be a bad idea.

881. - I'm what?

882. - N.

883. - If Mrs. Mallory gets into trouble,

884. I'm sure you'll be helpful and responsible.

885. - Well, I've done everything else for a woman.

886. - He didn't say he's gonna do it.

887. - He didn't say he wouldn't.

888. Much obliged, Mrs. Pickett.

889. . Yah!

890. - I wish I was going somewhere on that stage.

891. - Why?

892. It was a stage that brought us here.

893. - I don't care.

894. I just wish I was gone.

895. - Peaceful, ain't it?

896. - I'm not admiring the scenery.

897. - Well, you ain't gonna see no Apaches looking forward.

898. What they like to do is let you pass

899. and then they let you have it.

900. - I know.

901. - Treat you kinda like you is a buffalo.

902. Sneak up from your back side.

903. - I know that.

904. - While I'm thinking about it,

905. that shot gun of yours ain't gonna do no good.

906. It's only good for closeup work.

907. - Why do you keep telling me things I know?

908. - What you wanna get a hold of

909. is something where you can shoot them as far away

910. as the next territory.

911. - Anything else you wanna tell me that I already know?

912. - Curly, I got me two rifles, right underneath

913. that seat that you're in.

914. - Do you always keep two rifles under the seat?

915. - Yes, sir.

916. My wife cleans them and loads them for me.

917. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.

918. - You've got a good wife.

919. - Yeah, I know it.

920. She used to ride shotgun for me.

921. She said it got...

922. got too hard on her ovaries.

923. - What's an ovary?

924. - Well, near as I can tell,

925. it's part of her machinery.

926. The sight of blood bother you much?

927. - Only if it's mine, why?

928. Well, 'cause there ain't no way

929. we're gonna get clean through to Lordsburg

930. without getting into a fight of some kind.

931. You can take my word for that.

932. - Mind looking somewhere else for awhile?

933. - I hear you're good at robbing banks.

934. Is that right?

935. - I wouldn't know.

936. I've never robbed a bank.

937. - Oh, I see.

938. And where do you supposed I got the idea

939. that's what you do for a living?

940. - Probably one of them books you read.

941. - What do you do?

942. - Minding my own business.

943. You oughta try it sometime.

944. - Why?

945. - Not near as dangerous as the way you're living now.

946. - How do you feel, Mrs. Mallory?

947. - How do I feel?

948. - Do you got any twinges or unexplained discomforts

949. or anything like that?

950. - I have a great many discomforts, doctor.

951. I'm sure that they can all be explained.

952. - Well you see, I'm only asking in a professional capacity.

953. - Your'e not Mrs. Mallory's kind of doctor.

954. - I know that.

955. She doesn't have a lot to choose from,

956. now does she, Hatfield?

957. - I don't know about Mrs. Mallory,

958. but under the lady's circumstances,

959. I'd be real happy to see any doctor I could get.

960. - And that's me.

961. - You said you were the pay master in my father's regiment?

962. - Yeah, I was the most popular man unarmed,

963. once a month.

964. - How did he save your life?

965. - Well, they was gonna hang me.

966. - Who was going to hang you?

967. - My fellow soldiers.

968. You know, I never felt I belonged in the army anyway.

969. Never could respond to bugle call.

970. It's a hateful thing, a bugle call.

971. Now I wake up when I want to.

972. I go to sleep when I want to

973. and I sure don't need a bugle to tell me when.

974. - But why were they going to hang you?

975. - I lost a payroll.

976. - You misplaced it?

977. - They used a lot of words

978. but I don't think "misplaced" was one of them.

979. - I'm sorry, I don't understand.

980. - You see, I lost the payroll in a game of Seven Card Stud.

981. The more I lost, the more certain I was I was gonna win.

982. Until, finally there wasn't nothing left.

983. - You gambled away the regimented payroll?

984. - Don't make it sound so easy.

985. It took me seventeen hours.

986. You know, I believe it was the hardest work I ever did,

987. the coldest deck I ever saw

988. and the biggest mistake I ever made.

989. I didn't believe it was possible for a man to play poker

990. for seventeen hours and never hold a face card.

991. - I don't know anything about gambling.

992. - I didn't either,

993. but your father saved me from hanging.

994. He had me court-martialed

995. and I spent two years in hard labor.

996. But when I came out of prison, I knew how to crib, mark

997. and deal from the bottom and double deal

998. and I haven't worked a day since.

999. - Are you saying that you win by dishonest means?

1000. - No, ma'am.

1001. I win by any means.

1002. - Whoa!

1003. - How long 390?

1004. - Less than an hour.

1005. - We were told there would be soldiers here.

1006. - Well there was, but not now.

1007. - Well, where'd they go?

1008. - A detail took the wounded back to Lordsburg

1009. and the rest is out chasing.

1010. Might as well have all went back

1011. for all the good it will do.

1012. - Is a Captain Mallory here?

1013. - Who are you?

1014. - This is Mrs. Mallory.

1015. She was told she would find her husband here.

1016. - He's the captain in the Calvary.

1017. - Ma'am, you shouldn't be here.

1018. - I am here.

1019. The question was, where is my husband?

1020. - They took him back to Lordsburg.

1021. - Took? Did you say, took?

1022. - Yessum.

1023. - Is he wounded or is he dead?

1024. - He's wounded.

1025. - How badly?

1026. - Not as bad as it could be.

1027. - That tells me preciously nothing.

1028. - He's alive.

1029. That's all I can tell you because that's all I know.

1030. Now ma'am, there's only one bed in this station

1031. and it's got your name written all over it.

1032. If I was you, I'd take to it.

1033. I'll try to find you some blankets.

1034. - Where's Buck's fresh team?

1035. Where's the hostlers?

1036. - Your team was the first thing the Indians took.

1037. My help went south.

1038. You're gonna have to let this team rest

1039. and use them again tomorrow.

1040. If you make it to Lordsburg,

1041. you tell them I'm closing this station.

1042. - I'd say the Apaches closed it for you.

1043. - They say Geronimo has two virtues.

1044. He can kill without being killed

1045. and steal without getting caught.

1046. - Well, those don't sound like virtues to me.

1047. - Well, you would if you were an Apache

1048. with a white man coming out from under every rock.

1049. - You know, you actually sound like you admire him.

1050. - I really do.

1051. I'd admire anybody that'll fight

1052. for their survival against odds

1053. if they know it was gonna overwhelm them in the end.

1054. - Mrs. Mallory, you better sit down.

1055. You look tired.

1056. - Please, let me help you.

1057. - Where's that bed you were talking about?

1058. - It's there.

1059. - Careful.

1060. Easy now.

1061. All right.

1062. I envy you.

1063. - Why?

1064. - Why do you envy me?

1065. - You fixin' to give birth to a new best friend.

1066. - I never thought about it like that.

1067. - Well, I think that's the only way to think about it,

1068. if you're gonna have a baby,

1069. and make no mistake about it, you are gonna have a baby.

1070. Here you go.

1071. Right here.

1072. Good girl.

1073. I think that's the only way to think about it.

1074. I mean, you give it life.

1075. You teach it to walk and to eat,

1076. to take care of itself.

1077. And then, when it hurts, you hold it.

1078. When it feels good, you laugh with it

1079. and wherever you live, that's it's home too.

1080. - Until it grows up and leaves you.

1081. - No, ma'am.

1082. Wherever you live is that baby's home forever and forever.

1083. - Have you ever been married?

1084. - I gave that thought my last shot in that town back yonder.

1085. But the gentleman was a liar, but beautiful.

1086. He painted these magnificent pictures of these empty words,

1087. but you wouldn't no nothing about that.

1088. - Pretty fan.

1089. - Isn't that pretty?

1090. I love it.

1091. Belonged to my momma.

1092. Mrs. Mallory, I was brought up to be a lady.

1093. Just kinda sad, all the things that happened along the way.

1094. - Where you going?

1095. - I don't even care anymore.

1096. Maybe that's the saddest part.

1097. Not caring.

1098. All right, all right. Relax, relax.

1099. - I think it's coming.

1100. - It's all right.

1101. Don't you worry, it's gonna be fine.

1102. - But that doctor.

1103. What if something goes wrong?

1104. - Darling, don't you worry.

1105. I'm here.

1106. - Do you know about such things?

1107. - A little bit and that will be plenty.

1108. - Doc, Miss Mallory wants you.

1109. Doc, Miss Mallory wants you.

1110. - We're almost to Lordsburg.

1111. Can't she wait?

1112. - It's the baby that's not waiting.

1113. That's how it is with babies.

1114. They want what they want when they want it.

1115. What about your hands?

1116. - What about them?

1117. - Ain't you gonna wash your hands?

1118. - The baby won't no the difference.

1119. - But what about Miss Mallory?

1120. You think she wants your fingerprints all over everything

1121. when she sees her husband?

1122. Your hands, Doc.

1123. - Anything else?

1124. - Yes, don't slap the baby.

1125. Okay-

1126. Why would I slap the baby?

1127. - I don't know, but most doctors do.

1128. It's a custom I'm not in favor of.

1129. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight.

1130. You go get her.

1131. - Dallas tells me your time is near.

1132. - I think my time is here, doctor.

1133. Those twinges you told me about

1134. are considerably more than twinges.

1135. - Well, I'm really sorry about my choice of words there,

1136. but I've never really done this before.

1137. - You've never delivered a baby?

1138. - No, ma'am, not even one.

1139. - But everyone calls you Doc.

1140. - Yes ma'am, there's something else I should tell you too

1141. and I realize this is not the best time to do it,

1142. but I'm not a doctor.

1143. I'm a dentist.

1144. - A dentist?

1145. - Yes, ma'am.

1146. It's all right.

1147. Just relax.

1148. It's okay, Miss Mallory.

1149. It's okay.

1150. Just lay down.

1151. Relax.

1152. Just relax.

1153. You're gonna be all right.

1154. - A dentist?

1155. - Yes, ma'am.

1156. - Do you know anything at all

1157. about what is gonna happen here, tonight?

1158. - Oh, yes ma'am.

1159. A lot of good things are gonna happen here, tonight.

1160. Great things.

1161. You can count on that.

1162. You know, one time I delivered a foal for my mare.

1163. Prettiest little filly you ever saw.

1164. - Filly?

1165. - Filly.

1166. - Can I help?

1167. - No.

1168. You can answer a question.

1169. I've been looked at by a lot of men.

1170. I don't have to ask.

1171. I know what the look means.

1172. - You said something that stuck in my head.

1173. You said you met every kind but you.

1174. - Yeah, so?

1175. - Well, what kind are you?

1176. I never met one of a kind before.

1177. - If you had, you think it'd a changed your life any?

1178. - Might have.

1179. One of a kind and one of a kind make a pair of a kind.

1180. - Cowboy, if we knew each other at all, which we don't,

1181. I'd have to call that

1182. about the worst proposal I've ever heard.

1183. - Proposal?

1184. - Well what am I supposed to think?

1185. You're talking about us as a pair.

1186. - I didn't say a pair of what.

1187. - That's true.

1188. You didn't.

1189. You keep the thought.

1190. I like long running stories.

1191. - Looks peaceful in the moonlight, don't it?

1192. You don't expect Apaches to come back here tonight, do you?

1193. - Wouldn't surprise me.

1194. Nothing the Apaches do surprises me.

1195. It shocks me sometimes, but the shock's never surprise.

1196. - Did you ever know an Apache?

1197. - Never did.

1198. - Me neither.

1199. - They're not much for hanging around in forts.

1200. They burn them down, but they don't hang around them.

1201. - Listen Curly, tell me one thing.

1202. Why are you taking me back in?

1203. - That's quite a question for an escaped convict

1204. to be asking a law man.

1205. It's not me that wants you, Ringo, it's the law.

1206. You see, they seem to have some opinion

1207. that if you murder a member of society,

1208. that you owe society something.

1209. - I didn't murder anybody.

1210. - His name was Dan Curtis.

1211. He was a Plummer's foreman.

1212. - I was at my ranch across the border

1213. the night he was killed.

1214. - Not according to Luke Plummer and his brothers.

1215. It was their testimony that put you in Yuma prison.

1216. - They lied.

1217. - I think you said that at the trial

1218. and you're gonna have another chance to debate that

1219. with them, back in Yuma.

1220. - What do you mean?

1221. - I'm going into Lordsburg to satisfy a wanted poster.

1222. Three of them robbed a bank in Santa Fe.

1223. Killed a teller and two innocent bystanders.

1224. - You're going into Lordsburg all by yourself

1225. to take on all the Plummers?

1226. - It's what you were gonna do, ain't it?

1227. - Well, you're gonna need some help.

1228. - If I deputize an escaped convict,

1229. I'd be run out of the territory.

1230. - It's better than being carried out.

1231. - Your team gonna be ready?

1232. - Yeah, they gotta be ready.

1233. The only one we got.

1234. - You think we'll see the Apaches

1235. between here and Lordsburg?

1236. - I think they know the schedule

1237. better than the front office.

1238. - Wonder why they haven't hit us already.

1239. - Well, you know the Apache.

1240. Probably sitting around, thinking about it.

1241. I believe sometimes thinking about it

1242. is better than doing it.

1243. - Did you ever know an Apache?

1244. - No.

1245. Never did.

1246. I think I'll go on inside.

1247. Do you want somebody to relieve you?

1248. - No.

1249. What I really want is to look in that banker's bag.

1250. - He keeps that dang thing

1251. closer to him than his belt buckle.

1252. - That's why I wanna look in it.

1253. The bag.

1254. - What's the matter, Kid, you can't sleep?

1255. - I thought you were with the lady.

1256. - She don't need me now.

1257. Gives me time to think about what you could've meant.

1258. A pair, you said.

1259. A pair of what?

1260. - You told me you didn't know where you were going.

1261. - Oh, does anybody?

1262. - I do.

1263. Soon as I take care of some business in Lordsburg.

1264. Me and my brother were building a ranch over in Mexico,

1265. about four miles from the border.

1266. - But then your brother got killed?

1267. - But my brother got murdered

1268. and that's what I have to take care of in Lordsburg.

1269. - Keep talking.

1270. - Well, this little ranch

1271. is the prettiest place you ever saw.

1272. Plenty of water.

1273. Grass and cottonwood trees around the house.

1274. Mhm?

1275. Lots of rosebushes I bet?

1276. - Never seen a rosebush.

1277. What I thought was, since you don't know where you're going,

1278. I thought you might like to take a look at it.

1279. - And if I liked it, I could just stay and live there?

1280. - If you like it.

1281. - And we could just live happily ever after?

1282. - No, just live together and take what comes,

1283. like everybody else.

1284. - What's a matter with you, Kid?

1285. Don't you believe in fairytales?

1286. - I live in the real world, Dallas.

1287. Just like you do.

1288. - Uh uh, you don't know anything about me.

1289. You don't know one thing about me.

1290. - I know everything about you.

1291. You're the woman my momma warned me about.

1292. - Well, I can't say I know anything about a man

1293. until he kisses me.

1294. - You're doing real good, Miss Mallory.

1295. Doing real good.

1296. You couldn't be doing no better

1297. if you was in one of them fine bedrooms

1298. with a brace of nurses

1299. and one of them fifty dollar a day doctors.

1300. Miss Mallory, I gotta look now.

1301. - Look?

1302. - See, if that baby don't come out straight and head first,

1303. we could have a serious problem.

1304. It's gonna be all right, but I do have to look.

1305. - Do you mean, look?

1306. - Yes, ma'am.

1307. You gotta help me.

1308. You gotta turn over if you will.

1309. - Would you put out your cigar first, please?

1310. - Now then, you've gotta turn over on your back.

1311. Not too fast.

1312. Spread your legs just as far as you can.

1313. - I am never gonna be embarrassed again.

1314. - Look what I found.

1315. You want a slug of this?

1316. - No, I don't drink.

1317. - You don't like whiskey?

1318. - I like it all right.

1319. I like it too much.

1320. That's the reason I don't drink it.

1321. - I always wanted to meet a man of character.

1322. - Character has nothing to do with it.

1323. I'm a gambler.

1324. - Yeah, I guess whiskey and gambling

1325. is a poor mix, ain't it?

1326. - Whiskey and anything is a poor mix.

1327. - You oughta be a preacher.

1328. - Well, the day I can't find an ace in a haystack,

1329. I might just do that.

1330. Here, shuffle and spread 'em.

1331. What hand do you favor?

1332. A flush or a straight?

1333. Maybe a full house?

1334. - I'm partial to straight.

1335. - So am I.

1336. - You're missing the ace.

1337. - Always save the best for last.

1338. - You ever been caught?

1339. - The day when I'm caught,

1340. then I'll start preaching.

1341. 'Cause nobody can save souls

1342. better than a man who's lost his own.

1343. - Amen.

1344. - It's here.

1345. - He did it.

1346. - She did it.

1347. - Here you are, Mrs. Mallory.

1348. - So this is what you look like?

1349. I've been wondering for nine months.

1350. I wanted you to look like your father.

1351. - She looks exactly like you.

1352. She?

1353. - Yes, ma'am, she.

1354. - For a job well done, sir.

1355. - Thank you, nurse.

1356. - My husband wanted a boy.

1357. - Why?

1358. - I don't know.

1359. He just always talked about a boy.

1360. - He's gonna take what he gets and he'll like it.

1361. Honey, men don't know what they want

1362. till you give it to them.

1363. Then, when they get it,

1364. it exactly what they've always wanted.

1365. Miss Mallory wanted me to introduce her daughter,

1366. so don't nobody cut and run.

1367. - Oh, look at that.

1368. - I think this little girl's had just about as many

1369. shocks as a lady can take for one evening.

1370. So she's gonna say good night now.

1371. Good night.

1372. - That looked just like a baby.

1373. - If you get back to Lordsburg,

1374. don't forget to tell them, this station's closed.

1375. Ain't gonna be nobody here.

1376. - Well, where you going?

1377. - I'd give worlds to know,

1378. but not knowing is a whole heap better

1379. than hanging around here,

1380. getting butchered with the Overland Stage Company.

1381. - Well, Chris,

1382. we're going on to Lordsburg.

1383. Your'e more than welcome to join us if you want to.

1384. - You ain't never gonna see Lordsburg.

1385. - Yeah.

1386. - There are some who say we don't have a chance

1387. to make it to Lordsburg.

1388. What we don't have is a choice.

1389. There'll be rifles up on top for everybody.

1390. Hatfield?

1391. - I work better with this.

1392. - Mr. Gatewood, how would you feel about

1393. giving up that bag for a rifle?

1394. - Give it up?

1395. Why I don't quite know what you mean

1396. when you say, give it up.

1397. - Stored up on top.

1398. You can have it back when we get to Lordsburg.

1399. - You keep insisting on that, but I've already told you

1400. that I won't do it.

1401. Besides, I can't shoot.

1402. I've never handled a rifle in my life.

1403. - There's no better time to learn

1404. than when it might be your last chance.

1405. If what you got in that bag

1406. is more important to you than your life,

1407. then you got a right to hold on to it.

1408. But we got two women and baby on board.

1409. That don't move you?

1410. - They're not my responsibility.

1411. Doc?

1412. - You've finally come to me.

1413. - Your'e the prettiest, so I saved you for last.

1414. Since these are yours, I imagine you know how to use them.

1415. - I imagine.

1416. - All right, let's load up.

1417. - Curly, what about Miss Mallory?

1418. - Yeah, Doc, I know she had a baby

1419. and she shouldn't travel.

1420. Thought about that, but how is she?

1421. - She's all right.

1422. - How's the baby?

1423. - Baby's fine.

1424. - Well, you know we can't leave them here.

1425. - No, sir.

1426. - You get the women.

1427. All set?

1428. - Yeah.

1429. Folks, there's a couple of things you oughta know.

1430. Riding to Lordsburg is thirty miles.

1431. We'll be going as slow as we can for as long as we can.

1432. These horses are the same ones that brought us here

1433. and they're plum warn out.

1434. - If there's trouble, you men know what to do.

1435. Take your time, squeeze off your shots,

1436. make every shot count.

1437. - What are the chances of reaching Lordsburg

1438. without seeing any Indians?

1439. - I think Mr. Hatfield is better qualified

1440. to give you the odds than I am.

1441. - Well, if anyone ask me, I'd say our chances are good.

1442. - I'd sooner draw to an inside straight, myself.

1443. - Eight dollars a month.

1444. Told them it wasn't enough.

1445. They told me they'd get somebody else

1446. to do it a lot cheaper than that.

1447. Hey-

1448. Look sharp.

1449. Faster.

1450. - Not yet.

1451. - Hold your fire.

1452. Wait till they're closer.

1453. - Now.

1454. Yah!

1455. Yah!

1456. Yah!

1457. Curly, get the lines.

1458. - I'll get them.

1459. ' Curly!

1460. Ringo, get Curly!

1461. - You know I gotta go with Ringo.

1462. - Yeah, I figured you would.

1463. - I can't say I enjoyed the trip, but I know what you mean.

1464. Eight dollars a month ain't enough.

1465. - Tell 'em for me, would you?

1466. - They should at least make it nine.

1467. You hurting?

1468. - Nah.

1469. You?

1470. - Yeah.

1471. - Yeah, me too.

1472. - Buck.

1473. - Marshal.

1474. - Probably as good as I could do

1475. with what I got to work with, Curly.

1476. - Yeah, I guess so.

1477. Goodbye, Mrs. Mallory.

1478. - Goodbye, Marshal.

1479. - When she grows up, she's gonna be asking questions

1480. about where she was born and everything.

1481. - I suppose.

1482. - What're you gonna tell her?

1483. You gonna tell her the truth?

1484. - Of course.

1485. Every girl needs something to live up to.

1486. - And every lady needs something to remember.

1487. - Oh, Dallas.

1488. Thank you, Doc.

1489. - Miss Mallory.

1490. - Thank you, sir.

1491. - Mr. Hatfield,

1492. you can consider your debt to my father paid.

1493. - It's been a long time awaiting, Mrs. Mallory.

1494. - ls the dead man's name Gatewood?

1495. - Yeah, he's a banker from Tonto, why?

1496. - He robbed his own bank.

1497. You don't seem surprised.

1498. - Captain, when a banker runs out and flags down

1499. a stage leaving town without so much

1500. as a change of underwear,

1501. nothing he's gonna so surprises me.

1502. - What're you gonna so with the money?

1503. - Turn it over to the sheriff in Lordsburg.

1504. - There's no civilian law in Lordsburg.

1505. - None?

1506. - Marshal, if you go into Lordsburg,

1507. you're the only civilian law there.

1508. - Mr. Pummer, could I talk to you?

1509. - Go away.

1510. Luke don' t talk when he's playing cards.

1511. - Ringo's in town.

1512. - Ringo's in prison.

1513. - Not no more, uh uh.

1514. He just come into town, driving a stage,

1515. Marshal from Tonto beside him.

1516. - You trying to tell me he came into Lordsburg with the law?

1517. - Telling you what I seen,

1518. like you told me to.

1519. - How's your arm?

1520. - Worthless.

1521. - Can you manage?

1522. - I'll manage.

1523. - Stay here, I won't be long.

1524. - That was a nice thought.

1525. One of a kind and one of a kind making a pair and all.

1526. It's nice.

1527. - You gonna be here when I get back?

1528. - What makes you think you're coming back?

1529. - You.

1530. Too bad you're still worried

1531. about getting run out of your territory.

1532. - I ain't worried about that anymore.

1533. I'm deputizing you.

1534. I'm just trying to figure out how we're gonna do it.

1535. Luke Plummer's got a saloon full of brothers.

1536. - Since you don't look like you're up to nothing fancy,

1537. I suspect I'm gonna be pretty busy.

1538. - We could probably take a little pressure off.

1539. Huh, Mr. Hatfield?

1540. - Your blanks will be covered.

1541. - I can't use this.

1542. You might need it.

1543. And since I'm the U.S. Marshal, I'm gonna tell them

1544. they're under arrest.

1545. - Would you gentlemen care for another drink?

1546. - Whiskey.

1547. Your last drink, Mr. Plummer.

1548. Try to enjoy it.

1549. - I reckon that's supposed to mean something.

1550. - These must be your brothers and your gang.

1551. Nice to have your family with you when you die.

1552. - Well, if you're interested in writing my family history,

1553. reckon you should get in touch with my old man.

1554. He's mostly to do about it.

1555. - If these are your brothers,

1556. you're all three under arrest for bank robbery and murder.

1557. - Some might fancy speech

1558. for a one armed Marshall with no gun.

1559. - My gun is on loan to Bill Williams at the moment.

1560. You might know him better as the Ringo Kid.

1561. - Yeah, we heard tell he was out of prison.

1562. Took a job driving stage.

1563. How'd they find out he didn't do it?

1564. - They don't.

1565. You just told me.

1566. Now, either give up your guns or take your chances outside.

1567. - Ringo's out there?

1568. - Ringo's my deputy.

1569. Fine, upstanding young man.

1570. Shoots straight. Sings in a choir.

1571. - You with us on this?

1572. - The way I see it, Luke, it's not my fight, yet.

1573. - Bartender, keep this whiskey waiting.

1574. I'll finish it when I get back.

1575. - Drop that gun or you'll never have another toothache.

1576. Move.

1577. - What you're planning is not nice.

1578. Let me hold that for you.

1579. - Chilly night out tonight, ain't it?

1580. - Yeah, I think it's fixing to get hot.

1581. - Don't have to be this way, you know?

1582. - Let's say, I'm doing this for my brother, Coy.

1583. The Marshal tell you, you're under arrest?

1584. - Might have mentioned it.

1585. - You're not sure though.

1586. - Well now, I never really paid much attention

1587. to what the law had to say.

1588. Did hear tell though, your'e his deputy.

1589. - Yeah, well, good help's hard to find.

1590. Now, you lift your gun and drop it.

1591. - Sure.

1592. Anything you say.

1593. - I don't reckon either one of you brothers

1594. wanna say a few words about how badly

1595. he was abused and mistreated in this life,

1596. but he's gonna get his reward in the next.

1597. - Mr. Hatfield, marry them to the post

1598. till I'm ready to go.

1599. - Get over here.

1600. Grab that post.

1601. - Doc, you can ask Ringo to come in.

1602. - If they move, shoot them.

1603. Uaughs)

1604. It don't look like Ringo wants to come back inside.

1605. - Where do you think you're going, Ringo?

1606. - Me and my partner got some business across the border.

1607. - I deputized you and the job ain't done yet.

1608. - Well, wasn't much of a job, Curly.

1609. - I don't know.

1610. A man breaks out of prison one day

1611. and gets deputized the next.

1612. I'd call that a pretty good job.

1613. - Too regular.

1614. - Luke Plummer cleared you and as far as I'm concerned,

1615. your'e on the right side of the law.

1616. Except for those horses you're stealing.

1617. - These horses have been stole so many times,

1618. they can't give their own right names anymore.

1619. - You sure you're doing the right thing, Dallas?

1620. - I'm doing like you, Doc.

1621. Traveling light, coming well balance.

1622. - You know, a woman could do a lot worse, Curly.

1623. - What? Running off with Ringo?

1624. - No, traveling light and coming well balanced.