1. We're approaching the
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3. You ready, WD-40?
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4. I never felt more ready
in my life.
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5. Oh, man!
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6. Watch out!
Steele, you crazy fool!
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7. What are you trying to do, man?
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8. Good afternoon, WD-40.
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9. We now begin the Free Worlds in
Double Jeopardy round of your mission.
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10. He's a sadistic criminal mastermind
and international arms dealer
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11. who has brokered a deal to
sell a stolen Scorpion missile
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terrorist cell.
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13. The question is who is Rancor?
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14. That's right,
General Durwood Rancor.
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15. So why don't you
begin your mission,
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17. And don't forget, WD-40,
as always,
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in three seconds.
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19. Steele!
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20. General Rancor,
your chopper is waiting.
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21. Fine.
Be there in a minute.
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22. I ain't done with this one yet.
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23. Talk to me, boy.
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24. He doesn't want to talk.
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25. Take him outside and shoot him.
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26. And when you shoot him,
use the silencer.
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27. Thank you.
Have a nice flight.
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28. Have a great flight.
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29. - Enjoy destroying the world, sir.
- Thank you, ma'am. I will.
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30. I'm going in there.
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31. My God, look at you.
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35. Hmm?
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to do with it.
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41. Yoohoo!
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42. Steele?
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43. Aah!
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44. - Dick! Don't drop me, Dick!
- Hold on!
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45. Don't— Grab my wrist!
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46. Whoa!
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48. Aah!
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something very interesting
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detection system.
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52. Well, what is it?
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53. Oh, it's this really neat
security system, sir.
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54. It picks up the body heat
on the intruders—
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55. Fine. What is it detecting?
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56. Oh, it looks like
Agent Barbara Dahl, sir.
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57. Barbara Dahl?
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58. Hot damn. At last.
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59. Arm me.
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60. Yeah. Now,
bring me the bait.
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61. Welcome, Miss Dahl.
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62. General Rancor
would like to see you.
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63. Don't even think about it!
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65. Move!
Don't try anything funny.
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66. - Watch it!
- Ow, you morons!
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68. Ouch!
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69. Well, look at you.
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70. Barbara Dahl.
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71. If you ain't the spitting
image of your mama.
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about my mother, you—
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the man you are.
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75. Hey, lady, I think you're carrying this
spitting image thing a little bit too far.
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76. Now that I got Barbara Dahl,
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77. it's just a matter of time before
Dick Steele comes to get her.
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78. Have you, uh,
confirmed this transmission?
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79. I have. It's confirmed.
It's Barbara Dahl.
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80. Who authorized Agent Barbara Dahl
to go on this operation anyway?
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81. No one.
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82. - She's working on her own.
- Wha—
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83. This one is personal, Coleman.
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84. Well, this personal mission may
have cost a good agent her life
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85. and put the entire
free world in jeopardy.
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86. We must inform the director!
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87. This is the director.
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88. What is it, Coleman and Bishop?
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89. Sir, we've intercepted a very
disturbing satellite transmission
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90. from our listening post
on the Rock of Gibraltar.
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91. Well, what is it?
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92. It's this really big rock
sticking out of the water
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coast of Spain.
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94. What is the transmission?
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95. You have to see it
to believe it, sir.
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96. You've got to put it
on channel three.
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97. No, four.
Switch it to VHS.
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98. And take it off of cable.
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99. Put it on the monitor.
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100. And now, this special
message from Rancor Industries.
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101. She makes a pretty hood
ornament, don't you think?
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102. Rancor!
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103. Yes, it is I,
good old General Rancor.
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104. I'm back, big as life
and twice as ugly.
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105. But Steele blew him up.
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106. Apparently not.
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107. You did everything except eat me
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108. and I'm still alive.
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109. All Steele did was blow off
a couple of arms.
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110. That's no biggie, no big thing.
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111. Now I've got plenty of arms,
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113. I got arms up the wazoo.
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114. Now let me show you something.
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115. Your pretty little
agent is now part
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116. of the nose cone
on top of my missile.
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117. This missile will be
launched in 36 hours,
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118. and nothing will stop me.
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119. He's a madman.
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120. Only thing is,
I'm missing one little chip
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121. that controls my satellite,
and daggone, I want it back.
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122. Now you hand me my chip,
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123. I'll give you back your agent.
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124. Good God.
He must be stopped!
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125. Dick Steele couldn't
stop me 15 years ago,
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126. and all the dicks you've got
won't stop me now.
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127. Apparently he hasn't seen the
size of some of our newer members.
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128. With the chip, he rules the world.
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129. Without the chip,
he destroys the world, and—
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130. Would you practice someplace else?
I'm trying to think!
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131. The world.
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132. Ha! We all know what
General Rancor really wants.
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133. Steele.
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134. That's right,
and we're going to give Steele to him.
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135. Steele?
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136. Have you forgotten
what happened the last time
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137. Steele was placed
in the line of fire?
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138. We are, uh, stopping here.
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139. Traveller wants to mingle
with the crowd.
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140. Steele,
what the hell are you doing?
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141. Get off me!
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142. Get him in there!
Get him in the limo!
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143. Cover him!
Get him in the limo!
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144. Get in the car!
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145. Go, go, go, go!
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146. Go, go!
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147. The bridge is out.
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148. Do not enter.
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149. The bridge is out.
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150. The bridge is out!
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151. The bridge is out, damn it!
Stop this car!
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152. Stay away from the window, sir.
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153. Steele, do something!
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154. Good job, Steele!
Thanks!
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155. It's about time that
jerk did something right.
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156. - Whoa!
- Hang on, Mr. President.
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157. The bridge is out.
Do not enter.
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158. Thank God our president was
one hell of a good swimmer.
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159. Nonetheless, there's only
one man for this operation.
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160. Agent WD-40— Steele,
Dick Steele.
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161. Dick, Dick, Dick Steele.
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162. Oh, Dick.
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163. Oh, Dick, that was incredible.
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164. Thank you.
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165. Don't thank me, darling.
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166. The art of lovemaking takes two.
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167. Sometimes three or four, depending
how well you do at the crap tables.
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168. Fore!
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169. Well, my putter's up.
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170. Oh, Dick, I'm exhausted.
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171. You are insatiable.
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172. 15 minutes to tee off time.
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173. Darling, I think there's something
you and I should talk about
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I head off to my golf game.
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175. What is it, Dick?
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176. It's a game.
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177. People dress funny,
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178. hit a little ball with clubs.
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179. Drinking is involved.
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180. Is something wrong, Dick?
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181. Well, whatever
we've had between us,
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182. I think it's only fair
that you know
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183. that my heart
still belongs to the girl
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184. I fell in love with
years ago— Victoria.
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185. She fell off a cliff.
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186. She died?
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187. Yes, I know.
I was just getting to that.
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188. But after Victoria Dahl,
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189. well, I don't think I'll ever
find room for another woman
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190. in this ripped apart,
torn-up, scarred, burned-out
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191. lump in my chest where
a human heart once beat.
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192. I hope you understand
what I'm trying to say to you.
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193. Oh, I live, Mr. Steele.
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194. It's your life
I'm worried about.
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195. I'm glad you understand.
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196. Aah!
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197. I know how much
these things can hurt.
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198. Steele.
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199. Hi, Dick!
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200. - Hi, Mr. Steele.
- Good morning, Mrs. Huggermugger.
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201. - Fore!
- Watch out!
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202. You all right?
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203. Thank you.
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204. A little help, please?
Thank you!
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205. Dinitaly foursome
to starter's window.
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206. Mr. Jack Dinitaly to...
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207. Duck!
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208. Dick, wait.
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209. Steve! Steve Bishop.
You look great.
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210. Thank you.
We go back a long way, huh?
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211. Yeah.
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212. - Let's have a drink.
- Okay.
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213. Sit right there, Steve.
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214. - The usual, Mr. Steele?
- You betcha.
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215. Well,
how's everything at the agency?
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216. Eh, Dick, is used to be such fun
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217. killing a few spies with
gas from a banana grenade.
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218. But now it's all
bureaucratic politics.
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219. You got to fill out 20 forms in
triplicate just to take a piss!
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220. - Boy, that was fun.
- Yeah.
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221. Thank you.
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222. They don't do stuff like
that at the agency anymore.
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223. Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Steve.
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224. Dicky, there is something.
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225. Steve, I'm out of the service.
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226. There's a plot
to launch a satellite.
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227. No, I'm out of the service.
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228. Talk about something else.
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229. Bishop?
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230. - Bishop here.
- We got a new lead.
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231. - Ah.
- Gonna need you here.
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232. - Yeah.
- And get a dozen eggs.
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233. - Okay.
- And a gallon of milk.
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234. - I'll leave right away.
- Thank you, sir.
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235. Eh, no more headsets,
ear buttons.
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236. They put the receiver
right in your head now.
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237. - If you'd like to make a call...
- I got to get back to the hotel.
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238. The director wants
you to see this.
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239. Not interested, Steve.
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240. Please, Dicky,
take a look at the tape.
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241. It'll change your mind.
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242. She makes a pretty hood
ornament, don't you think?
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243. Yes, it is I,
good old General Rancor.
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244. I'm back, big as life,
and twice as ugly.
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245. All Steele did was
blow off a couple arms...
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246. Rancor.
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247. He can't be alive.
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248. My God.
Barbara Dahl.
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249. Victoria, why would your
daughter join the agency
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250. knowing what happened to you?
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251. Why?
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252. Why?
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253. Why, why, why, why?
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254. Victoria Dahl,
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255. you were the only woman
I ever loved.
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256. - Whee!
- Aah!
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257. We now join
Kelly Lang live downtown.
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258. Kelly Lang here for
Channel 3 island news.
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259. A tragic accident has claimed
the life of a businessman
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260. identified as Steven Bishop
when a huge grand piano fell
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261. from the 17th floor of the
Mayan Hotel directly behind me
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262. - and landed on his car.
- An accident?
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263. Having a kid at 60,
that's an accident.
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264. Having a piano fall on you,
that's bad luck.
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265. Operator.
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266. Operator, get me Washington.
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267. George?
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268. D.C.
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269. I'll take care of the luggage.
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270. Just some overnight things.
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271. Bonjour, monsieur.
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272. It looks like you
could use a hand.
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273. I'm afraid I'm pretty clumsy.
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274. You must headed to Los Angeles.
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275. How'd you know that?
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276. It's written on your ticket.
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277. Oh, thank you.
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278. You're welcome.
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279. Have a nice flight
and I wish you adieu.
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280. Oh, thank you, but I'm quite
satisfied with the dew I have.
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281. If you want to see me again,
turn around now.
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282. Ah-ha.
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283. No, no, no.
I asked for a window seat.
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284. I can't be getting up and down
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285. just because somebody
wants to be getting in and out.
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286. I have too much to do.
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287. I always have a window seat.
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288. Excuse me, sir.
I was wondering— Do you mind?
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289. No problem.
Please, be my guest.
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290. Actually,
I prefer and aisle seat.
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291. Excuse me.
By my guest.
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292. Sure, let me
help you with these.
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293. I hope that this will be the last
of the conversations on this trip.
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294. Your ticket.
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295. Take it easy with that luggage.
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296. Excuse me, sir,
could you put your tray table
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298. No, the tray table stays down,
please. Thank you very much.
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299. You've made things
inconvenient enough as it is.
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300. What— What is this?
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301. Is this yours?
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302. Do you mind?
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303. It's my briefcase.
Let me make more room for you.
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304. Ooh! Aah!
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305. Excuse me,
is this seat taken?
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306. - Please.
- Thank you.
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307. Do you always take matters
into your own hands?
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308. Things often end up in my hands.
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309. And I bet your hands end up
in a lot of things.
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310. Let's just say
my hands and things
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311. are often in the same place
at the same time.
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312. Could I get you
something to drink?
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313. We'll have dry Minolli
and Russos on the rocks,
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314. stirred, not beaten,
twist of lemon,
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315. in chilled glasses, not frozen,
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316. and two of those
curly little straws.
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317. 30 hours,
11 minutes, and 10 seconds.
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318. 30 hours, 11 minutes,
and eight seconds.
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319. 30 hours, 11 minutes,
and five seconds.
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320. Miss Cheevus, when Agent
Steele arrives, send him right in.
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321. Mm-hmm?
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322. Miss Cheevus,
is the director available?
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323. No, he's married.
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324. Oh, you kidder.
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325. Miss Cheevus, you wouldn't be
trying to make things hard for me?
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326. Oh, Dick, if only I could.
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327. But you know, you and I would work
so well together deep undercover.
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328. You know the agency's
rules about secrecy.
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329. They're very rigid.
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330. Yes, and we wouldn't
want to blow it, would we?
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331. Why don't you two
just get a motel room?
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332. I need you in here now, Steele.
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333. Uh, Miss Cheevus,
wasn't the director in the office here?
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334. He just buzzed me from in
there, my little pumpy-wumpy.
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335. We'll, I'll just sit down
and wait for him.
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336. Great Scott!
Steele, see a doctor!
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337. Good show, Steele.
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338. I hid for two week's from my
ex-wife's attorney in this outfit.
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339. Good to see you, WD-40.
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340. You were always
my most noble warrior.
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341. Glad to find you, sir.
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342. Yes, yes, well, we have to find
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343. someone else far more
important right now.
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344. You saw the tape with Rancor?
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345. I can't believe he's alive.
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346. He's a madman.
He wants the world.
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347. But I'll be perfectly
frank, Dick,
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349. He knew I'd send you the tape,
especially with Barbara Dahl on it.
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350. Barbara Dahl...
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351. looks just like Victoria
when she was alive.
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352. We don't have time
for flashbacks.
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353. Rancor wants the world.
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354. Fortunately,
he wants to kill you first.
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355. That may give us needed time.
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356. Barbara Dahl's last transmission
was from Los Angeles.
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357. We couldn't hold a trace
long enough to pinpoint her.
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358. Find her, you find him,
you find the rocket.
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359. For the rest of it,
your guess is as good as mine.
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360. Miss Cheevus,
tell Noggin we're coming.
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361. - Hello, Noggin.
- Steele.
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362. It's good to see you again.
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363. Oh, do you have a refill
of that death ray laser watch?
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364. Ah, new air freshener?
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365. Careful!
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366. Woo-hoo! Hey!
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367. Not again!
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368. Aah!
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369. Well, this looks like
a clever contraption.
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370. A mini, uh—
a mini-mobile crime lab?
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371. - It's a briefcase.
- I know.
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372. What does it do?
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373. It holds important papers,
files, pens, and a calculator.
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374. I understand,
but these numbers here,
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375. in a certain sequence,
the briefcase is timed to explode?
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376. No, it's a lock so people other
than myself can't open my briefcase.
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377. Very complex.
A contemporary technology.
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378. All right, Steele,
this is your standard
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379. state-of-the-art G-7 field
kit with three additions.
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380. This is our latest development—
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381. microchip z-ray lenses
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382. capable of penetrating
a layer of clothing.
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383. You'll be able to see if an
enemy is carrying a weapon.
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384. Uh, director?
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385. Oh, now, Steele,
should you find your hands bound,
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386. what you can do
is just reach down
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387. and pull this pin
with your teeth...
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388. Put the tube in your mouth
and you squeeze
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389. and it will emit a laser beam
powerful enough to cut steel.
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390. Fire in the
hole, director.
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391. Thank you.
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392. Oh, and one more thing,
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393. this micro-detonator
has a built in timer
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394. set to explode 30 seconds
after you plant it.
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395. It has enough power to blow up a
two-story building, so be careful.
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396. Fantastic.
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397. All right, well,
here we go, and uh...
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398. Oh, yes.
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399. Thank you.
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400. Good to see you again, Noggin.
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402. Welcome to Los Angeles.
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403. Ciudad de Los Angeles.
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404. City of the angels.
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407. Maria está
en la biblioteca.
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408. Maria is in the library.
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409. Do you have a lighter?
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410. I use matches.
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411. Does your mother know you smoke?
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412. Yes, but I don't inhale.
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413. Kabul.
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414. Uh...
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415. I'm Kabul.
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416. Agent WD-40?
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417. Phew! Get in!
In the car!
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418. Hello! Excuse me!
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419. Our operatives believe you may
already be in grave danger.
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420. Please take a look
at this Mr. Steele.
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421. In that file is Desiree More.
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422. She's expert trained in karate,
kung-fu, and is a crack shot.
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423. Be on your guard.
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424. Rancor may have sent her
to take you out.
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425. She likes easy listening and
guys who share their feelings.
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426. Her measurements—
36, 24, 36, 22.
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427. Ay, for God's sakes,
be careful, WD-40.
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429. that got salmonella
poisoning at this hotel.
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430. Oh, dear!
Sassafras!
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431. Sure looked like her.
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432. But you can't be too sure.
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433. Yeah, almost positive.
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434. Mm-hmm.
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435. Drink?
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436. Only when I'm thirsty.
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437. Tap water okay?
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438. Poured, not decantered.
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439. Sometimes you see a woman you'd
just love to have kill you.
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that was not going to be today.
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441. Says who?
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442. She's pretty smart.
I decided to play it casual.
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443. Casual's overrated.
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444. Oops.
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445. I think the game
is over, Mr. Steele.
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446. You're going to look like Swiss
cheese when they find you.
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447. Oh, that's no Gouda.
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448. Wai-ooo!
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449. Hoo!
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450. Waiii-ya!
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451. Oww!
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452. "Coca Cabana".
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453. I'll be back for you.
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454. Where are you going?
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455. In my country, we have a saying.
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456. A man who rides a camel is rich,
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457. but a man who drives
a Ferrari can get lucky!
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458. Aah!
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459. Oh, gee, I am so sorry.
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460. What's your phone number?
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461. - Loser.
- Oh, thank you.
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462. Like, look at what you've done.
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463. End of the line, pal.
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464. Uh...
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465. Hey, goomba. Huh?
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466. Well, well,
if it isn't Agent Steele.
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467. Excuse me, do you have a light?
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468. Yeah, sure.
I got a light.
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469. Very good.
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470. Well, remind me never
to light your cigarette.
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471. You don't lose guys
like that for long.
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472. Let's get the bus.
We'll be safe there.
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473. Transfer?
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474. Uh, no thank you.
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475. Nice dress.
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476. Next stop, Sunset Boulevard!
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477. I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.
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478. Pop quiz, hotshot.
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479. Someone on the bus
is out of transfers,
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480. he won't the fare!
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481. What do you do?
What do you do?
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482. Stop the bus and let him off?
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483. Negatory, honcho,
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484. because he cut the brake line!
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485. Excuse-moi, monsieur.
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486. Whoa!
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487. Aah!
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488. Oh!
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489. Thank you, thank you.
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490. Next stop, Melrose...
I think.
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491. Well, you must be "fam-eeshed".
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492. Let's "munch-ay".
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493. That sounds good,
but I'm hungry.
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494. Let's eat first.
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495. Here you go.
Enjoy yourselves.
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496. Brian will be right here
to take your drink order.
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497. We've shared an airplane,
a drink,
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498. we have been chased,
bussed through city,
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499. but I still don't
really know you.
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500. I'm Bud Fuddlacker.
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501. I have a small
mail-order business.
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502. I travel with
the American Gladiators.
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503. I'm 55, I like small appliances,
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504. and I do tax accounting
on the side.
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505. Let me guess.
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506. You are Dick Steele,
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507. Agent WD-40 with
the Secret Service.
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508. You're 52,
you like big screen TVs,
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509. and you want to stop
General Rancor.
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510. That could describe
a thousand guys.
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511. Tell me about you.
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512. Well, I like
loose-fitting clothes
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513. and I drive a '69 Pinto.
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514. Hi, I'm Brian.
May I take your drink orders please?
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515. I'll have—
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516. A dry Minolli and Russo
on the rocks,
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517. stirred, not beaten,
with a twist,
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518. in a chilled glass, not frozen
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519. with two of those
girly little straws.
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520. Be right back.
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521. Tell me, who are you?
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522. Why don't you use your
legendary skills and guess?
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523. You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with
a knob silencer— that's KGB.
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524. You prefer an H&K over the AK,
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525. your surveillance
technique is NSA, ID is CIA.
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526. You received
your Ph.D. at NYU,
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527. traded in your GTO for a BMW.
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528. You listen to CDs
by REM and STP.
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529. And you'd like to see JFK in
his BVDs getting down with OPP.
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530. And you probably
put the toilet paper
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531. back on the roll
with the paper on the inside.
Copy !req
532. Here's to your remarkable powers
of observation, Mr. Steele.
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533. I am Agent 3.14—
Veronique Ukrinsky.
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534. My father is a professor.
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535. Ah, yes. I know.
The megachip.
Copy !req
536. When he found out he was making the
chip for Rancor and not for the US,
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537. he escaped with it
and he is in hiding.
Copy !req
538. In hiding. Where?
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539. He would not take the chance
to tell me where he was headed,
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540. but he said the pendant...
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541. "Follow the path
of your pendant to find me."
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542. Hmm. Haven't seen
too many like these.
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543. "Pendant."
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544. Pendant.
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545. - Pendant.
- Pendant.
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546. Pendant.
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547. We don't have much time, WD-40.
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548. Sooner or later,
Rancor will find him.
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549. I'll order our food to go.
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550. Oh, Dick, I am so worried
about my father.
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551. What shall we do, eh?
What shall we do?
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552. Excuse me,
do you have reser— Oh!
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553. Steele's here somewhere.
Rancor wants him dead.
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554. Find him.
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555. Dance time is over.
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556. - Cigarettes, cigars,
- There he goes.
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557. - throwing knives...
- Kill him!
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558. Cigarettes,
cigars, throwing knives.
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559. Thanks.
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560. - Whoops.
- Why?
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561. Quick, get this
up against the door.
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562. I got an idea.
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563. This is a picture of my father.
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564. If we get separated,
find him. Save him.
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565. Why?
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566. Go. Go, go! Go!
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567. - Shut up.
- I came here to dance!
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568. Dick, help me! Help!
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569. - I'll kill you.
- Get in!
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570. No, let me go!
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571. - Okay, let's go!
- Dick! Help me!
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572. Follow the path
of your pendant to find me.
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573. What is that?
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574. It's a pendant. "Follow the
path of the pendant to find me."
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575. Have you ever seen
anything like that?
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576. - Ahh.
- What? What?
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577. No.
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578. Any idea where it came from?
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579. Museum of Natural History.
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580. How do you know that?
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581. It says it really small
right there at the bottom.
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582. All right, take me to the
Museum of Natural History.
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583. You know, in my country,
we do have a saying—
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584. I'm sure you do.
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585. The saying goes,
"The museum is closed at 5:00.
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586. You got the next morning
at 9:00."
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587. Excuse me, Mr. Pushy.
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588. Son of a bitch.
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589. I'm getting sick
and tired of your—
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590. No, he'd never fit in there.
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591. Yep! God!
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592. I'm sick and tired
of these games.
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593. This is stupid.
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594. We're a government
agency for God's sakes.
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595. Huh?
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596. Ha!
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597. Eh, what—
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598. Good God!
You're sicker than I thought.
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599. What is it, Coleman?
I'm busy.
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600. I can see that.
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601. You wouldn't understand.
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602. It's the ancient art
of ornagatzi.
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603. What I don't understand
is your insistence
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604. in keeping Steele
on this assignment!
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605. He still is no closer to Rancor
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606. and we have who knows
how little time left
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607. before Rancor
launches this satellite.
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608. You'd better let me take
over this search before I—
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609. Before you what, Coleman?
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610. I don't know who's monkey
you spanked to get this job,
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611. but as far as I'm concerned,
you're a disgrace to the service.
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612. How dare you?
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613. You and your one for all and all
for one bleeding heart nonsense,
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614. you're too old
to run this agency!
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615. And since you won't step down,
you'll be stepped on.
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616. Ha! Loser!
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617. What you got?
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618. Is there a jewelry district
in Los Angeles?
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619. Oh, come on, this is Hollywood.
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620. We have jewelry, we have women
who are willing to sleep for—
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621. More importantly,
is their a Russian jewelry section?
Copy !req
622. Da.
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623. - Where?
- I don't know.
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624. But there used to be
a bunch of Russian jewelers
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625. who hung out
at the warehouse at, uh,
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626. at 31st and Phlegm.
Copy !req
627. Ah, damn it.
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628. Meet me back at the hotel.
We'll split up.
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629. - Accident.
- Thank you.
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630. Oh, excuse me!
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631. Get off!
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632. Hi-yah!
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633. Aah!
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634. Watch it!
Watch it!
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635. Hi-ho! Aah!
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636. Cheerio.
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637. Hmm.
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638. You're mine, Steele!
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639. Whoa!
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640. Wh-wh-whoa!
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641. Whoa!
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642. Aah!
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643. Okay, bring it up!
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644. Bring it up!
Up, up, up!
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645. Okay, that's where
the sign goes!
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646. Ah, 31st and Phlegm.
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647. I'm on the waiting list
for a co-op.
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648. You better get out of here.
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649. I'll see you back
in a half an hour.
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650. Oh, a half hour?
I can drop off my dog at the groomer.
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651. What?
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652. Mr. Steele, I presume?
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653. Professor...
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654. Ukrinsky, with a "Y".
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655. Ah. Right.
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656. The pendant.
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657. And I suppose
this is what you need.
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658. And this is?
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659. This is the controller chip
for Rancor's satellite.
Copy !req
660. Ah, Rancor finally
made his megachip.
Copy !req
661. Who would have thought
the fate of so many human lives
Copy !req
662. would lie in something so small?
Copy !req
663. Well, there's only
one thing to do with this.
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664. Oh, no!
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665. What are you doing?
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666. Trying to make the world
safe from tyranny.
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667. You mustn't do that!
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668. This can also be used
for world peace!
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669. Oh, I'm sorry.
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670. You'd better let me get
that into the proper hands
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671. and get you to safety.
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672. You found me through my
daughter, the pendant.
Copy !req
673. - Right.
- And Veronique is safe?
Copy !req
674. Yeah, the van they took her in
has dual airbags and seatbelts.
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675. Kabul.
Copy !req
676. Nice new wheels, huh?
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677. Yeah, quite an improvement.
In the back, professor.
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678. We have to find a safe
place for the professor.
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679. In my country, we have a saying,
Copy !req
680. "The rabbit hops,
the spider crawls,
Copy !req
681. "but the camel spits."
Copy !req
682. Let's see if this
Charger can run.
Copy !req
683. Now, I don't want you
to be surprised.
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684. This guy is one
of our top agents.
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685. He's most capable.
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686. Aah!
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687. McCluckey!
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688. Kabul!
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689. Hey, hey!
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690. - Come on in.
- All right. Come on.
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691. McCluckey,
we need to hide the professor.
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692. Professor Ukrinsky,
it's an honor.
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693. - How do you do?
- I've read all your work,
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694. and your last paper
on laboratory loneliness?
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695. Superb!
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696. Well, thank you.
Copy !req
697. McCluckey,
I'd like you to meet Agent—
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698. Dick Steele, Agent WD-40.
Copy !req
699. Good to see you back in action.
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700. Your video on deception—
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701. "Is It A Woman?
Is The Mustache Real?"
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702. Beautiful work.
Copy !req
703. Thank you.
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704. McCluckey,
we need to hide this guy.
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705. Sure, sure.
Come this way.
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706. He'll be safe here.
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707. You have a telephone?
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708. Right over there.
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709. Is it clean?
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710. I have a woman
that comes in once a week.
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711. Sir?
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712. What?
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713. I have Dick "Luscious Lips"
Steele on the line.
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714. Put him through.
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715. Director, is it safe?
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716. Safe? Just a minute.
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717. I'll use the cloaking device.
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718. Go ahead, Dick.
It's safe.
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719. I have the chip Rancor needs
to launch his satellite.
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720. Good, Dick. Good.
Copy !req
721. Are you coming in?
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722. No, Rancor kidnapped
the professor's daughter.
Copy !req
723. I've got to find her.
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724. Yes, well, good, Dick.
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725. Good luck.
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726. Call me if I can help.
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727. 19 hours and 35 minutes...
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728. That Steele's going to be sorry
his mama ever met his papa.
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729. We going to heat up
the fire! Boys!
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730. They always seem to know
every move we make.
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731. It's inside. It's got to
be somebody inside leaking.
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732. Well, I'm not leaking.
I can prove it.
Copy !req
733. - You go ahead. Ask me something.
- What?
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734. Ask me something.
Ask me who's the director of our agency?
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735. Who's the director
of our agency?
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736. I don't know.
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737. You see, I know
who it is, you see,
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738. but I'm not going to
tell you, you see?
Copy !req
739. Because I am no leak!
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740. This place has got to be
a front for Rancor and his men.
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741. There's one of them now.
Follow him.
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742. Do you have to keep
revving the engine?
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743. But it's an American V-8.
Such a beautiful sound!
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744. Steele, listen to this.
My cousin's a recording star.
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745. - Duck
- Ow!
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746. - Ooh!
- Oh.
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747. Mm-hmm. Hmm.
Copy !req
748. Did he see us?
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749. Okay.
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750. - I'm going in there.
- Okay.
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751. - Give me cover.
- Got to buy my lottery ticket.
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752. - Rancor's guy is here.
- Right.
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753. What are you doing here?
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754. I am the new choir master.
Copy !req
755. Where did you come from?
Copy !req
756. The humble room.
I was doing refrectories.
Copy !req
757. Refrectories?
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758. New "pope-al" relevant,
John chapter 7, verse 2.
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759. Pope-al?
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760. Sisters, Michael
chapter 7, verse 2:
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761. "Sing as ye play,
Copy !req
762. "yay, unto thee a voice
like a blimp.
Copy !req
763. "And as you approach
the ala tropo,
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764. "please très mucho
picante abierto."
Copy !req
765. Are you gentlemen with Rancor?
Copy !req
766. Steele's here somewhere.
Copy !req
767. Well, find him!
Copy !req
768. All right, random inspection,
directive 21, Psalm 2.
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769. Eew.
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770. Veronique?
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771. Dick.
Copy !req
772. Are you all right?
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773. Get out of here.
This is front for Rancor.
Copy !req
774. Yes, I know.
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775. I'll get out of here all right.
Copy !req
776. But you're coming with me.
Copy !req
777. Stat! Code yellow!
Code yellow!
Copy !req
778. - Get me 3 CCs of ephenepinex.
- Right away.
Copy !req
779. Get me 2 liters of gasahol
mixed with einephercine.
Copy !req
780. On my way.
Copy !req
781. - Get me an electro-statisfier now!
- I'll warm up the generator.
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782. She's about to go into
fibral-candidation.
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783. Prepare the operating room.
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784. Yes, sister,
I'll get right on it.
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785. For God's sake, can anyone
in this hospital help me?
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786. Bah!
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787. Nuh-unh. No!
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788. High blood pressure.
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789. Here, you'll be safe here.
Copy !req
790. I'll be right back.
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791. Oh, Dick! Oh, no!
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792. Oh, Dick, so cold.
Copy !req
793. What have they done to you?
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794. They'll pay for this.
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795. Oh, Dick it was very...
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796. Move 'em, fathead!
Copy !req
797. Sisters, make 'em holy!
Copy !req
798. Oh, Dick, you came for me.
Copy !req
799. Tell me, what's been happening?
Copy !req
800. Well, I've been doing
a lot of soul searching,
Copy !req
801. getting in touch
with my inner child.
Copy !req
802. I have decided I love you.
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803. But what about my father?
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804. Well, I like him,
I just have to get to know him better.
Copy !req
805. No, is he okay?
Have you got his chip?
Copy !req
806. Oh, no, he's fine,
and I got the chip.
Copy !req
807. Oh, I love you, too.
Copy !req
808. Look out, you crazy nun!
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809. Thanks Gods I stopped you.
You could have been killed.
Copy !req
810. Quick, let me help.
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811. You smell nice.
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812. Where is my father?
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813. Is he safe?
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814. He's safe, Veronique.
Safe as you and me.
Copy !req
815. So cute. Oh!
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816. Safer.
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817. You know, in my country,
when an irate, armless,
Copy !req
818. psychotic weirdo chase your
woman, you must hide her.
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819. Upstairs, apartment 5B.
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820. I'll wait downstairs.
I'll keep my eyes open.
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821. I just put in new carpet.
Take your shoes off.
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822. Oh, Dick, it's so nice to know
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823. that everything
is going to be all right.
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824. You have the chip,
my father's safe.
Copy !req
825. You love me, Dick.
Copy !req
826. Love? Let me tell you about
love, Veronique.
Copy !req
827. Love is a dewdrop
on a rose petal.
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828. Love is drop of rain,
pure and shimmering and trembling,
Copy !req
829. so moist, so wet.
Copy !req
830. And those tiny little drops
of love come together,
Copy !req
831. gathering up broken
buds and fallen flowers
Copy !req
832. and dirt and dung
and deer droppings,
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833. flowing faster and faster
outward to the sea,
Copy !req
834. onward and onward—
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835. Good night.
Copy !req
836. We'll talk more in the morning.
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837. Hey, hotshots, come and get me!
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838. Why you little, no good
juvenile delinquent!
Copy !req
839. - Go on.
- Come on!
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840. Cool.
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841. Heads up!
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842. - Oh, nice shot!
- Come on!
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843. I'm going. I'm going.
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844. We got you now.
Copy !req
845. Where's the professor?
Copy !req
846. With Gilligan, dickweed!
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847. Aah!
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848. No!
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849. This is for
"Getting Even With Dad".
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850. And this is for "My Girl".
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851. And this is for "My Girl 2".
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852. I wasn't even in "My Girl 2"!
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853. We don't care!
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854. Last time we're going to
ask you, smart boy,
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855. where's the professor?
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856. Okay, okay,
down the hall to the right.
Copy !req
857. Okay, the left!
Copy !req
858. Help! Somebody help me!
Copy !req
859. They're taking us
to Kikiree Island!
Copy !req
860. They've taken him to Rancor.
Copy !req
861. They won't kill him.
Copy !req
862. Not until
he's installed the chip.
Copy !req
863. Probably not even then—
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864. maybe just torture him a little.
Copy !req
865. We'll talk about this
on the way.
Copy !req
866. Let's get to Kikiree.
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867. You like this disguise?
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868. It's very good.
Copy !req
869. I'm proud of this one.
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870. Like this,
I can look like anybody.
Copy !req
871. Rancor Industries
owns this little island.
Copy !req
872. The natives say there are
stranger goings-on here
Copy !req
873. than at Neverland Valley Ranch.
Copy !req
874. - Look.
- Uh-huh. It's nice.
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875. Kabul, stay in the boat.
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876. Why?
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877. There's a saying in my country.
Copy !req
878. When you hear the words
"Stay in the boat",
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879. you stay in the boat.
Copy !req
880. Bye-bye.
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881. Dick, this is crazy!
Copy !req
882. Crazy?
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883. Some people think walking down the
street muttering to yourself is crazy.
Copy !req
884. I'll tell you what crazy is.
Copy !req
885. Crazy is walking down the street
Copy !req
886. with half a cantaloupe on your
head saying "I'm a hamster."
Copy !req
887. "I'm a hamster."
That's crazy.
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888. Ooh!
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889. My life's work is now complete.
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890. Your cooperation
is commendable, professor.
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891. Thank you.
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892. Throw him in the cell.
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893. But you said
it was for the world peace!
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894. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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895. Hello, General?
It's Skippy.
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896. They're on the island.
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897. Ha ha, yeah.
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898. Well, well, well,
what perfect timing.
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899. It seems we're going to
have more guests.
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900. Steele's not dead.
He's on his way here.
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901. Throw her in with the others!
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902. No, please!
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903. I thought you loved me!
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904. Nah, I was just using you.
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905. 7 hours,
59 minutes, and 41 seconds.
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906. 7 hours, 59 minutes,
and 38 seconds.
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907. 7 hours, 59 minutes,
and thirty...
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908. Whoa!
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909. Dick, look out!
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910. Got you now, Steele.
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911. Hey, where are you going?
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912. Take that.
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913. Hey, come back here!
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914. Nowhere to go, Steele.
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915. How fast can you run, my friend?
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916. All right, men, tie him up.
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917. Okay, go ahead, kill me.
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918. I got a bomb.
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919. You touch me and you'll
blow up yourself.
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920. You don't really think
I'm going to fall
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921. for that old tied
to the bomb trick, do you?
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922. Well, how about the old
snake trick?
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923. Aah!
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924. What is it?
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925. Ehh!
Let's go!
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926. 2 hours, 59
minutes, and 26 seconds to launch.
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927. 2 hours, 59 minutes,
and 21 seconds to launch.
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928. 2 hours, 59 minutes,
and 19 seconds to launch.
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929. We've got to find a
way into Rancor's complex.
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930. - Are you ready?
- Ready.
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931. Here, help me with this.
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932. How patriotic, Dick.
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933. - And deadly.
- Oh, Dick.
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934. Bearing 177.5.
On my Mark.
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935. Hi, Mark! Get set.
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936. - Father!
- My child!
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937. Well, well, Dick Steele.
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938. I'd shake your hand,
but I don't remember where it landed.
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939. Clever. Clever? Clever!
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940. Take their weapons.
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941. Mm-hmm.
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942. Throw her in with the others.
Bind him.
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943. - Dick Steele?
- Oh, Miss Dahl.
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944. Barbara Dahl!
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945. Get your paws off me,
you damn dirty ape!
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946. No! No!
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947. You remember Barbara Dahl—
Victoria's daughter?
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948. I'd like to see you
watch her go up
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949. like you watched
her mother go down.
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950. But I'd rather let you just be
a dessert for my little pet.
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951. What's left of you
will have to watch helplessly
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952. while I play Mortal Kombat
with the entire world.
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953. Ha ha ha!
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954. Oh!
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955. It's going to blow!
Hurry up!
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956. Come on.
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957. Come on, let's go.
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958. You are very immature.
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959. Bullies tend to have
very bad self-esteem.
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960. - Hi-yah!
- Aah!
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961. Ah-ha!
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962. Oh, ho!
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963. Leave me alone!
I'm an unarmed man!
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964. Aah!
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965. Oh, Miss Cheevus.
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966. Dick, I'm sorry.
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967. Huh?
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968. You were under the influence
of an evil man.
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969. It was still
a lousy thing to do.
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970. Uh-oh.
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971. General, it's broken.
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972. Well, you'll like space.
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973. Lots of elbow room
and, uh... Oh, whoops.
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974. Sorry.
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975. 1 minute and 11 seconds.
1 minute and 10 seconds...
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976. Yeah? You lose, Steele.
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977. That countdown is irreversible.
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978. Really?
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979. Well...
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980. We need to go.
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981. let's just see how
irreversible that really is.
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982. It's irreversible,
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983. and there's nothing you patriotic
pansies can do about it.
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984. Let me tell you what
being patriotic really is,
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985. you scumbag poop.
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986. This a great country
where a man can sue
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987. anyone he wants
anytime he wants.
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988. It's a great country
because thousands of people
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989. die every year from handguns,
and yet at this very moment...
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990. you can still walk
into a convenience store anywhere
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991. and buy one of those guns.
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992. That's democracy in action...
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993. It's finally time somebody does what
that fool Steele should have done,
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994. and it's going to be me.
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995. Let's go!
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996. anyone who's male,
white, and filthy rich
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997. has the right to run for
the office of the President.
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998. This is a great country
because any moron—
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999. All right, everyone,
drop your guns!
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1000. I'm, uh, taking over.
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1001. Steele, get down from there.
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1002. 28, 27, 26...
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1003. Dick, come on.
We have to go!
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1004. Now!
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1005. Oh!
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1006. Come on, come on!
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1007. I wasn't finished.
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1008. - Well, quick.
- Hurry up. Just move it.
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1009. - Come on, get out.
- I'm coming.
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1010. Steele, always
doing this to me!
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1011. 12...
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1012. You'll see!
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1013. I'm not through.
I'll be back.
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1014. Maybe just tissue or a brain.
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1015. Open the doors!
I'm stuck in here!
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1016. I'm going up, but you and your
whole world are going down!
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1017. I'll be back.
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1018. Maybe without legs
or some other minor organ.
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1019. Wait,
I don't want to miss the fireworks!
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1020. Aah!
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1021. It's getting hotter.
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1022. I'm telling you,
it is getting very hot in here!
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1023. How about a hand
for General Rancor?
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1024. You're not through with me!
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1025. Aww. Well...
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1026. Uh, Houston,
we have a problem.
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