1. Ladies.Copy !req
2. Baccarat.Copy !req
3. Exquisite.Copy !req
4. Tihomir.Copy !req
5. Hang up.Copy !req
6. Bradley Fine.Copy !req
7. I'm honored.Copy !req
8. Pleasure's all mine.Copy !req
9. Tell me where the bomb is.Copy !req
10. 10 seconds,
or you're dead.Copy !req
11. Interesting.Copy !req
12. You see, when my men
and I hid it...Copy !req
13. I made sure to erase
any witnesses.Copy !req
14. And then I erased the erasers.Copy !req
15. Which means,Copy !req
16. I'm now the only one
who knows...Copy !req
17. just where that
dangerously compactCopy !req
18. and transportable nuke is.Copy !req
19. So...Copy !req
20. I'd say I have
more than 10 seconds.Copy !req
21. Well then, in that case,
I'd say you'd better start...Copy !req
22. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
23. Oh, my God!
Why did you do that?Copy !req
24. I didn't do it on purpose.Copy !req
25. There's like a ton
of pollen in here!Copy !req
26. Oh, God! Christmas
on a cracker!Copy !req
27. Did you take
your medicine?Copy !req
28. I forgot it on the plane.Copy !req
29. I told you this morning,Copy !req
30. I put extra
in all your jackets!Copy !req
31. You did?Copy !req
32. Great. Shit! Thanks.Copy !req
33. No, you know what?
That's on me.Copy !req
34. Because I heard you
sniffle a while agoCopy !req
35. and I did nothing
with that information.Copy !req
36. So that's blood
on my hands, really...Copy !req
37. Okay. You know what?
You got three coming in.Copy !req
38. Get out the
back door now. Move.Copy !req
39. Anybody in here?Copy !req
40. Yeah, we got one coming
around the corner, now.Copy !req
41. Your three guests
are coming outCopy !req
42. that door behind you
right now.Copy !req
43. Watch your six.Copy !req
44. Yahtzee.Copy !req
45. Oh, zinger!Copy !req
46. I should've brought
more bullets.Copy !req
47. I thought they were
chocolate sprinkles,Copy !req
48. which I would eat,
normally, by the fistful...Copy !req
49. but this tasted like...Copy !req
50. There's no other way
to say it, really.Copy !req
51. Like a rat's arse.Copy !req
52. Guys, can you please
keep it down?Copy !req
53. Unfortunately, there's
vermin in the ceiling again,Copy !req
54. and I hate
to say it, but...Copy !req
55. they've pooped
all over your cake.Copy !req
56. - I'm going left?
- No.Copy !req
57. I need you to go right
and head down the tunnel.Copy !req
58. You've got one coming
around to your right,Copy !req
59. and he's got a swarm
behind him.Copy !req
60. That's my girl.Copy !req
61. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
62. Watch your back.Copy !req
63. Oh, that was
a close one, Fine.Copy !req
64. Who's the finest of them all?
You are.Copy !req
65. Oh, God, duck!Copy !req
66. Nice moves, Fine.Copy !req
67. Pilates has been
working out for you.Copy !req
68. You noticed?Copy !req
69. Yeah, you just seem looser.
Like, in your hips.Copy !req
70. I mean athletically speaking.Copy !req
71. I don't know. I guess
you don't seem so awkward.Copy !req
72. Shut up!Copy !req
73. Going straight?
No.Copy !req
74. Go right up the stairs.Copy !req
75. You're gonna find
a little friendCopy !req
76. on the first landing.Copy !req
77. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
78. You're clear to the top.Copy !req
79. Get moving.Copy !req
80. Oh, my God!
The rats can fly!Copy !req
81. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
82. All right, Fine.
Stop at the door.Copy !req
83. You got a guard approaching.
I'll tell you when.Copy !req
84. Wait for it,
Fine. Three...Copy !req
85. Two, one. Now!Copy !req
86. Oh, dear,
did I forget to knock?Copy !req
87. They're clawing at my hair!
I can't see!Copy !req
88. What do you mean,
you can't see me?Copy !req
89. I'm good. You've got
SUVs approaching.Copy !req
90. Go to the dock!Copy !req
91. Dock. Excellent idea.Copy !req
92. Boyanov's boat
is at the end.Copy !req
93. Uh... No keys, Coop.Copy !req
94. The panel's on the lower left
under the steering wheel.Copy !req
95. You can hotwire it.Copy !req
96. I can't get to the wires!Copy !req
97. Okay, then stay down
and hold your ears!Copy !req
98. How will I hear
your beautiful voice?Copy !req
99. Stop being adorable
and get down!Copy !req
100. Lock on coordinates
43.16547...Copy !req
101. 27.94654...Copy !req
102. and fire, now.Copy !req
103. Whoo!Copy !req
104. Close one!Copy !req
105. Nice drone work, Coop!Copy !req
106. I could kiss you.Copy !req
107. Oh!Copy !req
108. Well, I would accept that
with an open mouth.Copy !req
109. Soon as I'm back,
dinner is on me.Copy !req
110. Great work, Coop.Copy !req
111. Hey, pick up my dry cleaning
for me, would you?Copy !req
112. Also, get my car.Copy !req
113. Oh, sure. No problem.Copy !req
114. Oh, and I have to fire
my gardener.Copy !req
115. He keeps running overCopy !req
116. the sprinkler heads
with the mower.Copy !req
117. Can you cut him loose
for me?Copy !req
118. Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
119. You kidding?
I'd love it!Copy !req
120. You're the best.Copy !req
121. Smell you later, pal.Copy !req
122. God. Poor Jaime.Copy !req
123. The thing is,
Jaime, that...Copy !req
124. Uh...Copy !req
125. Oh!Copy !req
126. These are your children?Copy !req
127. Your children, here?Copy !req
128. Yeah, I have children.Copy !req
129. I just have to cover
those eyes.Copy !req
130. They're looking
right at me. Um...Copy !req
131. Please, don't fire me.Copy !req
132. No. Jaime, I would never.Copy !req
133. This is more of a review.Copy !req
134. Oh.Copy !req
135. Jaime.Copy !req
136. Yes.Copy !req
137. Right to
that lawnmower.Copy !req
138. You're a killer, Susan.Copy !req
139. Ah!Copy !req
140. These look delicious.Copy !req
141. I don't wanna be critical,
but this is very chewy.Copy !req
142. Coop. You're eating
a hand towel.Copy !req
143. Just cleansing my palette.Copy !req
144. Jeez. You had to take me
to such a dump?Copy !req
145. Come on, cheapskate!Copy !req
146. Burger King was booked up.Copy !req
147. Ha!Copy !req
148. Sorry. I'm having dinner
with Gallagher over here.Copy !req
149. Guard your fruit!Copy !req
150. You could. You're funny.
Your timing is perfect.Copy !req
151. Never as funny as you,
Super Cooper.Copy !req
152. To another
successful mission.Copy !req
153. Go team.Copy !req
154. Go team.Copy !req
155. Hey, I've been thinking.Copy !req
156. Yeah.Copy !req
157. I couldn't do
what I do without you.Copy !req
158. And I've been thinkingCopy !req
159. about doing something
special for you...Copy !req
160. So...Copy !req
161. Good gravy, Fine.Copy !req
162. Oh. That's...Copy !req
163. It's a crazy cupcake!Copy !req
164. You love cakes.
Well...Copy !req
165. I'm not a big cake...Copy !req
166. I make cakes. Yes. I
see the connection.Copy !req
167. Now you can wear a cake.Copy !req
168. How did you know I don't care
for traditional jewelry?Copy !req
169. I can't seem to
stop looking at it...Copy !req
170. and it can't
stop looking at me.Copy !req
171. Imagine how awkward
it would've beenCopy !req
172. if it'd been a diamond ring
or something.Copy !req
173. Ooh...
Not a diamond ring! No!Copy !req
174. I would've had to say,
"I don't want to marry you!"Copy !req
175. I don't want
your muscly arms and hands...Copy !req
176. rubbing my back with Nivea
for the rest of my life.Copy !req
177. And our three kids run in,
you know...Copy !req
178. Karen, Tommy and Billy...Copy !req
179. and we'd say,
"Get out of here!"Copy !req
180. And they'd just all
have that beautiful jaw...Copy !req
181. and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth.
I mean...Copy !req
182. no, thank you.Copy !req
183. I'll just, you know,
I'll just...Copy !req
184. Can you give me a little
jewelry I can actually wear?Copy !req
185. Not gonna wear it?Copy !req
186. Yes. Yeah.
I was just saving it.Copy !req
187. Put it on!Copy !req
188. Look at that.
Wow, that's a...Copy !req
189. That is an adjustable toggle.
Adjustable toggle.Copy !req
190. You don't see that
with a lot of jewelry.Copy !req
191. It's so you.
Is it?Copy !req
192. Wow, perfect.Copy !req
193. Oh... Somebody's jealous.Copy !req
194. Seriously, I couldn't do
what I do without you,Copy !req
195. in my earpiece.Copy !req
196. I could never do
what you do.Copy !req
197. Can you imagine me as a spy?Copy !req
198. Oh, my God.Copy !req
199. Out in the field.
Yeah.Copy !req
200. With a gun!
What?Copy !req
201. "Hi, terrorists.
Oh, golly!Copy !req
202. "Oh, I shot myself!
Whoops!Copy !req
203. "I meant to shoot you,
not me!"Copy !req
204. That's probably
what I'd say.Copy !req
205. "Hey, terrorists,
you better watch out,Copy !req
206. "or I'll make you
a chocolate cake.Copy !req
207. "Do you like chocolate? Well,
then I'll make you a vanilla."Copy !req
208. They would never
let me be a spy.Copy !req
209. I can't even
dress like a spy.Copy !req
210. Look at you
and your tailored...Copy !req
211. Everything is cut right.Copy !req
212. And mine is like a lumpy
pumpkin sack dress.Copy !req
213. Oh, come...Copy !req
214. It doesn't even have a label.
Does not have a label.Copy !req
215. I think my mom made it.Copy !req
216. No, stop.Copy !req
217. I should get on my hands
and knees and start scooping.Copy !req
218. Good God.
Go easy on yourself.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. We're a perfect team.
That's why we work.Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. Come here.Copy !req
223. Come here. Close.Copy !req
224. I think
you're getting pinkeye.Copy !req
225. What? No.Copy !req
226. Right there.
No, that's not...Copy !req
227. Did you wipe your eye after
you cleaned out the cat box?Copy !req
228. I don't have cats.Copy !req
229. Why did I think that?Copy !req
230. I don't know.Copy !req
231. You should get some.
They're good company.Copy !req
232. We've intercepted chatter...Copy !req
233. that the weapon is still being
offered to the highest bidder.Copy !req
234. Someone other than Boyanov
knows where that nuke is.Copy !req
235. It's probably
his daughter, Rayna.Copy !req
236. She's really the only
person he's trusted.Copy !req
237. Jesus, Cooper,
do you have pinkeye?Copy !req
238. Go home. You're going
to infect everybody.Copy !req
239. Told you.Copy !req
240. No, it's not
pinkeye, ma'am.Copy !req
241. It's just I'm having a bit
of an allergic reaction.Copy !req
242. Well, I'm allergic
to disgustingCopy !req
243. childhood illnesses,
so stay away from me.Copy !req
244. Sorry.
Anyway, you're right.Copy !req
245. After Boyanov's death,Copy !req
246. Rayna went to a safety deposit
box at a DSK bank in Varna.Copy !req
247. The chatter picked up
later that night.Copy !req
248. What do we know
about her?Copy !req
249. I can pull up her file.Copy !req
250. Oh, that's stuck.Copy !req
251. It's just a little
warm in here.Copy !req
252. Pull up my file...
Jesus! Not my keyboardCopy !req
253. with your pinkeye-infected
fingers!Copy !req
254. Why don't you
just cry directlyCopy !req
255. into my mouth
while you're at it?Copy !req
256. It really is just
an allergic reaction...Copy !req
257. Sit down. I'll do it.Copy !req
258. - Okay, I'm gonna go sit down.
- Rayna Boyanov.Copy !req
259. Majored in international law
at Oxford.Copy !req
260. Top of her class.Copy !req
261. Been living in London
for the past 10 years.Copy !req
262. We know she has been
communicatingCopy !req
263. with the heads of several
terrorist organizations.Copy !req
264. Most ominously...Copy !req
265. Solsa Dudaev,
the al-Qaeda-funded leaderCopy !req
266. of the Chechen Martyrs'
Brigade.Copy !req
267. We have compelling evidence that
he has the machinery in placeCopy !req
268. to get that nuke
to New York in timeCopy !req
269. for next week's
UN General Assembly.Copy !req
270. I'm already packed.Copy !req
271. One of our sources was toldCopy !req
272. she has taken up residence
outside of Sofia.Copy !req
273. Go get her.Copy !req
274. Grab my things, Coop.Copy !req
275. Jesus, Cooper, go put on
some sunglasses or something.Copy !req
276. I feel like you're a Gypsy,
cursing me with it.Copy !req
277. Yep, I'm on it.Copy !req
278. Yeah, that's all good.
Oh, Fine?Copy !req
279. Hi.
Hey, Super Cooper.Copy !req
280. Oh! Um...Copy !req
281. I just was feeling
a little weird about...Copy !req
282. Oh, yeah? some of the stuff,
and I think the intel...Copy !req
283. on Rayna's location
seems a little too easy.Copy !req
284. I just...
Something doesn't feel right.Copy !req
285. It'll be right when
we get Rayna behind barsCopy !req
286. and that nuke
back in our hands.Copy !req
287. Yeah, sure. I just...Copy !req
288. I don't know. All my alarm bells
are going off with this one.Copy !req
289. Really? Well, then, it's
okay 'cause I have a plan.Copy !req
290. You and I gotta stop going
on these awful missions.Copy !req
291. Run off together.Copy !req
292. Do you mean that?Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. What?Copy !req
295. Do I mean that?
You got me. You kidder.Copy !req
296. You sucker! No.Copy !req
297. You should have seen your face!
You were like...Copy !req
298. Fine, I'm sorry if I...Copy !req
299. Don't be.
God, I admire you.Copy !req
300. "I admire you"?Copy !req
301. Well, did he at least say it
in a flirty tone that says...Copy !req
302. "And because of my admiration, I
shall now take my shirt off...Copy !req
303. "and penetrate ye"?
No.Copy !req
304. The only way he'd
invite me to his bedroomCopy !req
305. is if he wants me
to fix his bed.Copy !req
306. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
307. Can I just have a sip of your wine?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
308. It's quite buttery.Copy !req
309. Wow. Okay, we could
order you your own glass.Copy !req
310. That was mine!Copy !req
311. My life is a disaster.Copy !req
312. No, it's not.Copy !req
313. I'm 40, I live by myself...Copy !req
314. I haven't been
in a real relationshipCopy !req
315. since Jerry left me
three years ago.Copy !req
316. Well, Jerry was a jackass.Copy !req
317. When I gave up teaching
to join the CIA,Copy !req
318. I thought everything
was gonna be different.Copy !req
319. I thought I was gonna be
this amazing spy.Copy !req
320. I'm just the same boring
person I was before.Copy !req
321. Well, for what it's worth,Copy !req
322. I think you're brilliant
as you are.Copy !req
323. You're exciting. Come
on, let's cheer you up.Copy !req
324. Okay. My nephew
loves this. All right.Copy !req
325. Okay. Thanks.
Isn't your nephew three?Copy !req
326. My God.
That's the same face.Copy !req
327. Okay, this will be different.
Exactly the same face.Copy !req
328. This will be different.Copy !req
329. Ready? Aah...Copy !req
330. That's the exact same thing.Copy !req
331. How is that
the same thing?Copy !req
332. There was a little bit
of tongue there.Copy !req
333. Please stop.
That's not cheering me up.Copy !req
334. Do you know what? I'm glad
you said that to Fine.Copy !req
335. I am, because you
play it too safe.Copy !req
336. I still hear
my mom's voice...Copy !req
337. "Well-behaved women
often make history."Copy !req
338. Yes, you do know
the phrase is...Copy !req
339. "Well-behaved women
seldom make history"?Copy !req
340. Yeah. That's never
how she said it.Copy !req
341. What were her others?Copy !req
342. "Just blend in."
"Let somebody else win."Copy !req
343. Classic. I got that a
lot in high school.Copy !req
344. And there was, "Give up
on your dream, Susan."Copy !req
345. She used to write that
in my lunchbox.Copy !req
346. Oh...Copy !req
347. I mean, look, okay?Copy !req
348. What's really so
different between usCopy !req
349. and Karen Walker?Copy !req
350. I think literally everything.Copy !req
351. No, hang on, no,
because you wereCopy !req
352. just as good as her
at the Academy.Copy !req
353. She's had more successful
missions than even Fine.Copy !req
354. Oh, she's the worst.Copy !req
355. Look at her. She thinks she's
so perfect, doesn't she?Copy !req
356. "Hi, I'm Karen Walker,
super spy."Copy !req
357. Perfect hair.
Perfect face.Copy !req
358. She probably cries herself
to sleep every night.Copy !req
359. I don't think she probably does.
She probably does.Copy !req
360. And not, like,
sort of cute, little tears.Copy !req
361. Like, really sort of
silent, kind of big.Copy !req
362. I don't think that's what...Copy !req
363. Like a sort of upside
down kidney bean.Copy !req
364. "This is what I look like
when I'm asleep."Copy !req
365. Shut up, be quiet.Copy !req
366. She won't know who we are.
She's so full of herself.Copy !req
367. Hi. Hey, Nancy.
Hi, Susan.Copy !req
368. Hi!Copy !req
369. Look at you two cuties
sitting here being all cute.Copy !req
370. Aw!Copy !req
371. Oh, you.Copy !req
372. Can I have
an Old Fashioned, please?Copy !req
373. The service is really slow.Copy !req
374. Super slow. Good luck getting
that in the next hour.Copy !req
375. Here you go, Miss Walker.
Thank you.Copy !req
376. Oh.
Wow.Copy !req
377. Alan and I go way back.
I come here all the time.Copy !req
378. So do we.
Right, Alan?Copy !req
379. Hey, Alan. Alan!Copy !req
380. Big A, Big A!Copy !req
381. Whoo-hoo!
Al! We got a whole...Copy !req
382. Miss Walker,
are these two bothering you?Copy !req
383. No, thank you. They're fine.
Okay.Copy !req
384. Alan!Copy !req
385. He's the sweetest.Copy !req
386. He totally pretends
not to know. It's a game.Copy !req
387. He's funny.
Yeah.Copy !req
388. Well, anyway,
I'm taking some time off,Copy !req
389. so I'll see you guys
when I get back.Copy !req
390. Oh.
Where are you going?Copy !req
391. Capri.Copy !req
392. Capri.
Capri.Copy !req
393. I believe it's "Cahpri." That's
how the locals say it, anyway.Copy !req
394. Oh...Copy !req
395. I wish I could just
stick around here...Copy !req
396. curl up with a good book.Copy !req
397. But I have a yacht full of
friends waiting for me.Copy !req
398. Wow.
Yachts are the worst.Copy !req
399. They seem
so glamorous, but...Copy !req
400. - They're the worst.
- Boo, yachts.Copy !req
401. Anyhoo, I'll see you guys
when I get back,Copy !req
402. all freckled and tan.Copy !req
403. We're gonna see you.Copy !req
404. Bye.
Bye!Copy !req
405. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
406. Susan is ill.Copy !req
407. It's her stomach.Copy !req
408. Oh, my God.
Thank you for that.Copy !req
409. Why would you do that?
I panicked.Copy !req
410. What a great moment.Copy !req
411. Just look at her.Copy !req
412. I know. That dress.Copy !req
413. Look at that confidence.Copy !req
414. You're not even allowed
to smoke in here.Copy !req
415. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
416. No, come on.Copy !req
417. Yes.Copy !req
418. Susan.Copy !req
419. Feel better.Copy !req
420. Thank you. Yeah.Copy !req
421. Fine, you good?Copy !req
422. Okay, Coop.
Just pulling up.Copy !req
423. Susan, you're killing it.Copy !req
424. Oh, good.
It's the chicory.Copy !req
425. Yeah.Copy !req
426. Any sign of her in the house?Copy !req
427. Heat sensors
aren't picking anything up.Copy !req
428. There's some kind
of interference.Copy !req
429. I don't like this, Fine.Copy !req
430. I'm up for the challenge.Copy !req
431. Let's go in.Copy !req
432. Shoot, there's something
wrong with your camera.Copy !req
433. Can you switch it out
for a new one?Copy !req
434. Too late.Copy !req
435. No security.Copy !req
436. Her father would never have
left himself this exposed.Copy !req
437. Pull back, Fine.
This is too easy.Copy !req
438. I like things that are easy.Copy !req
439. Oh, my God, Fine!Copy !req
440. I don't know how
you do things like that.Copy !req
441. Hey.Copy !req
442. Who's the finest of them all?Copy !req
443. I don't know.Copy !req
444. I'm guessing you?Copy !req
445. Drop your weapon.Copy !req
446. Fine, what's happening?Copy !req
447. Let me guess.
Whoever is in your earCopy !req
448. wants to know
what's happening?Copy !req
449. He's about to die.Copy !req
450. That's what.Copy !req
451. An awfully big gun
for such a little girl.Copy !req
452. Oh, God, don't say
stuff like that.Copy !req
453. Okay, there's a knife rack
directly to your right.Copy !req
454. The way she's holding the gun,
she's not experienced.Copy !req
455. If you duck and lunge, you can
get the knife and disarm her.Copy !req
456. Did someone just suggest that
you grab one of those knives?Copy !req
457. No, no, no!Copy !req
458. Damn it!Copy !req
459. Fine!Copy !req
460. Can they see me right now?Copy !req
461. Let me adjust
the angle a little bit.Copy !req
462. Oh, my God, Fine.Copy !req
463. His name was Bradley Fine.
He worked for the CIA.Copy !req
464. Other top agents includeCopy !req
465. Matthew Wright,
Timothy Cress...Copy !req
466. Rick Ford and Karen Walker.Copy !req
467. Come on, Fine. Come on.Copy !req
468. I know who all
your active agents are.Copy !req
469. So, unless you'd like
the body count to grow...Copy !req
470. I suggest you stay
far away from me.Copy !req
471. Now grab some tissues,Copy !req
472. because shit's about
to get real sad.Copy !req
473. No, no...Copy !req
474. Oh, my God, Fine.Copy !req
475. As Deputy Director...Copy !req
476. I have never had
a more difficult duty...Copy !req
477. than to bid farewell
to colleagues taken from us.Copy !req
478. From Dover,
to the family services...Copy !req
479. to memorials like these...Copy !req
480. it's tough to say goodbye.Copy !req
481. There's nothing you
could have done, Susan.Copy !req
482. Bradley Fine was more than
just a coworker and a friend.Copy !req
483. He was part of our family.Copy !req
484. And as family,
even knowing that the universeCopy !req
485. has a plan
for each human life...Copy !req
486. it's hard to accept
the sudden lossCopy !req
487. of such a good
and decent person.Copy !req
488. Okay, there's a
knife rack directly to your right.Copy !req
489. Susan, I got your assessment
report on Rayna Boyanov.Copy !req
490. I know you're probably feeling
a lot of emotion right now...Copy !req
491. but please refrain from using
the term "thundercunt."Copy !req
492. Oh, my God. I didn't
realize I wrote that.Copy !req
493. I'm sorry.Copy !req
494. Nancy, I'm sending
you a photo.Copy !req
495. It's in pretty bad shape.Copy !req
496. Can you enhance it?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
497. Paris?Copy !req
498. How the fuck did this twat
find out our fucking names?Copy !req
499. We don't know.Copy !req
500. And dial it way back
with the "T" word, Ford.Copy !req
501. You're not immune from the
HR department. Grow up.Copy !req
502. And "twat" means something
completely different in England.Copy !req
503. Here it means a vagina.Copy !req
504. Anyway, obviously
we're talking about a mole.Copy !req
505. It could be a mole, they could
have hacked our system.Copy !req
506. It's anyone's guess.Copy !req
507. The bottom line is Rayna
Boyanov is about to sell...Copy !req
508. a small-scale tactical
nuclear weaponCopy !req
509. to a terrorist
organization...Copy !req
510. and we don't know
where she or the bomb is.Copy !req
511. Fortunately, our analyst
Susan Cooper found a lead.Copy !req
512. Rayna had the number
of Sergio De Luca...Copy !req
513. and we've long
suspected De LucaCopy !req
514. of working as an intermediary
with terrorist groups.Copy !req
515. Rayna may be using him
to find buyers for the nuke.Copy !req
516. The number was to an office
he keeps in Paris.Copy !req
517. I told you to send me in
there instead of Fine,Copy !req
518. and you didn't.Copy !req
519. And now Fine is dead.
I'm going the fuck in.Copy !req
520. You can't.Copy !req
521. We need someone to follow De
Luca without being detected...Copy !req
522. and that will hopefully
take us to Rayna...Copy !req
523. but it can't be any of you.Copy !req
524. Here's what we do...Copy !req
525. I go into the Face/Off
machine, get a whole new face.Copy !req
526. I turn up,
they never know it's me.Copy !req
527. Do you have quarters?
Because it costs 50 cents.Copy !req
528. What, I gotta pay?Copy !req
529. No, because it doesn't exist.Copy !req
530. Yes, it does!Copy !req
531. I heard Cress and Wright talking
about it in the shitter.Copy !req
532. I'm pretty sure
they were pulling your leg.Copy !req
533. You pair of fucking vaginas.Copy !req
534. Seriously,
you've got to cut that out.Copy !req
535. Jesus. Look, one of us
has to go in.Copy !req
536. Doesn't matter
if we've been exposed.Copy !req
537. We've all gone deep before,Copy !req
538. and we've always
gotten our guy.Copy !req
539. Guys, this is more than
just a kill mission.Copy !req
540. We can get Rayna, De Luca, and
some top terrorist leadership...Copy !req
541. and get the weapon back
if we do this right.Copy !req
542. We just need someone
who can shadow themCopy !req
543. without attracting attention.Copy !req
544. We need someone invisible.Copy !req
545. I'll do it.Copy !req
546. Okay, thanks, lunch lady.Copy !req
547. I'm serious.Copy !req
548. I have never
been out in the field.Copy !req
549. Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.Copy !req
550. My point is that
it's highly doubtfulCopy !req
551. that I've ever been exposed.Copy !req
552. But you worked with Fine.Copy !req
553. They may have
a record of you, too.Copy !req
554. Possibly.Copy !req
555. But the odds of them
knowing my face are very low.Copy !req
556. Miss Crocker, I would
really like to do this.Copy !req
557. For Fine.Copy !req
558. What are you gonna do? Bring one
of your cats as a sidekick?Copy !req
559. I don't have any cats!Copy !req
560. You're not seriously
considering this, are you?Copy !req
561. Look here, Betty...Copy !req
562. Ford, if you call me
Betty Crocker,Copy !req
563. I will rip your fucking
heart out of your chest.Copy !req
564. Not only did I
become a citizenCopy !req
565. and take a vow
to protect this country...Copy !req
566. I also took a vow to avenge my
fallen comrades. We all fucking did.Copy !req
567. No, we didn't.
Not me.Copy !req
568. I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow.
I remember it.Copy !req
569. I remember raising my fucking
hand and saying some shit.Copy !req
570. If you think
I'm gonna sit byCopy !req
571. and let you send in
a fucking secretary...Copy !req
572. to do my work...Copy !req
573. you might as well accept
my resignation now.Copy !req
574. If I can jump in,Copy !req
575. I am technically, uh,
classified as an agent.Copy !req
576. Look...Copy !req
577. Full agent. So...Copy !req
578. agent, agent, agent,
I'm an agent.Copy !req
579. Are you considering this?Copy !req
580. For your safety, and the safety
of those around this table...Copy !req
581. I am considering it.Copy !req
582. Then consider this,
I quit.Copy !req
583. And I know there's a fucking
Face/Off machine.Copy !req
584. You're just keeping it
secret from me.Copy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. That hasn't happened before.Copy !req
587. It is quite
a lovely office.Copy !req
588. What's your deal, Cooper?Copy !req
589. What do you mean?Copy !req
590. You got a fiery side?Copy !req
591. I really did, in that report,
mean to write "cunning."Copy !req
592. I've been going over
your files.Copy !req
593. You were top of your class
at the Academy,Copy !req
594. in all computer
and support skills.Copy !req
595. No surprise there.Copy !req
596. But you have a certain...Copy !req
597. tame demeanor
around the office,Copy !req
598. that says you've never
even held a gun.Copy !req
599. So imagine my surprise...Copy !req
600. when I saw footage from
this drill back at The Farm.Copy !req
601. Is that...
I can't even...Copy !req
602. Is that me? I can't really...Copy !req
603. Stupid gun!Copy !req
604. Somebody definitely
sped this up.Copy !req
605. Ooh! Camera angle
and stuff make...Copy !req
606. Cooper, Cooper, stop!
Jesus Christ, what are you...Copy !req
607. Ouch.Copy !req
608. Out of context, that's...Copy !req
609. I must have watched
this 15 times now...Copy !req
610. because what the fuck?Copy !req
611. I almost put it up
on YouTube.Copy !req
612. I was, to say the least,
uncomfortable with the event.Copy !req
613. But I would also like to say,
it was over 10 years ago.Copy !req
614. The instructor
was not harmed.Copy !req
615. Fine was your mentor, right?Copy !req
616. Yes.Copy !req
617. Why did you not
become a field agent?Copy !req
618. Well, we're such a great
fit and a great team.Copy !req
619. Fine made
some great points.Copy !req
620. Maybe I match better with,
just staying...Copy !req
621. In his ear.
Well...Copy !req
622. Yeah, he sniped you.Copy !req
623. All the top agents used to
do that before I got here.Copy !req
624. I really thought he made
some great points.Copy !req
625. Women.Copy !req
626. All right, have you had any
field training since then?Copy !req
627. 10 years is a long time.Copy !req
628. No, ma'am.Copy !req
629. Normally, I would send you back to
The Farm, but there's no time...Copy !req
630. and I can't take a chance of
anyone leaking your name.Copy !req
631. Am I going?Copy !req
632. You're going.Copy !req
633. Okay. Jeez. Sorry.Copy !req
634. But it's a track and report
mission only.Copy !req
635. Got it.Copy !req
636. We'll be giving you
a new identity.Copy !req
637. You'll no longer be
Susan Cooper.Copy !req
638. I had a few ideas for that.
Your new name...Copy !req
639. I was just spitballing
and I thought...Copy !req
640. Seraphina,
Maddox, Gisele...Copy !req
641. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
642. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
643. If I may, ma'am,Copy !req
644. there was a 13-year-old girl
named Carol...Copy !req
645. that used to kind of take me
around the neighborhood...Copy !req
646. and use my braid
as a dog leash...Copy !req
647. and make me
beg for biscuits...Copy !req
648. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
649. Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?Copy !req
650. Carol Jenkins
is a single mother of four...Copy !req
651. temporarily relocated
from DelawareCopy !req
652. to increase sales
for a software company.Copy !req
653. Okay, that is...Copy !req
654. a different occup...Copy !req
655. Is there a problem?
No.Copy !req
656. I was just wondering if this was my
family, or if I had taken hostages.Copy !req
657. I'm just not sure...Copy !req
658. how De Luca is gonna take me
seriously if I look like this.Copy !req
659. De Luca is not going to
take you anything.Copy !req
660. In case
you did not hear me...Copy !req
661. you are not to make
direct contactCopy !req
662. with any of the targets.Copy !req
663. Track and report.Copy !req
664. We're setting you up
in a surveillance officeCopy !req
665. across the street
from De Luca's.Copy !req
666. You'll be tapped into
the same telecom trunk...Copy !req
667. and have access to voice and
data coming into his office...Copy !req
668. and that is as sexy
as it gets.Copy !req
669. One mistake,Copy !req
670. and we've got a nuclear bomb
in the hands of terrorists.Copy !req
671. Do you understand?Copy !req
672. Yes.Copy !req
673. Go see Patrick. He's got
special equipment for you.Copy !req
674. Oh, my God.Copy !req
675. What are you doing?Copy !req
676. Did you come up
with your spy name yet?Copy !req
677. Mine would be
"Amber Valentine."Copy !req
678. That sounds like
you're an adult film star.Copy !req
679. No, I did the spy
name formula.Copy !req
680. "Amber" was the name
of my first pet,Copy !req
681. and I grew up
on Valentine Street.Copy !req
682. That's how you come up
with your porn name.Copy !req
683. I thought it was your spy name!
No!Copy !req
684. What would yours be?Copy !req
685. "Meatball Martin
Luther King Jr. Boulevard."Copy !req
686. Yeah.
Wow.Copy !req
687. Oh, my God.Copy !req
688. This is so exciting!Copy !req
689. You're a spy!Copy !req
690. I know! I know!Copy !req
691. Oh, my God!Copy !req
692. You're gonna get
one of those!Copy !req
693. No, I'm not!Copy !req
694. Look at that!Copy !req
695. That looks high-tech.Copy !req
696. It's like the future.Copy !req
697. Patrick.
Susan.Copy !req
698. Hey, Patrick.
Yes.Copy !req
699. I was given specific
instructions by ElaineCopy !req
700. to tailor these
gadgets to you.Copy !req
701. - Wow.
- Wow, look at that watch.Copy !req
702. These are not yours.Copy !req
703. Oh.Copy !req
704. Is that a rape whistle?Copy !req
705. Elaine wanted you
to only be carrying itemsCopy !req
706. a single woman travelling
through Europe would have.Copy !req
707. But she could get that
at any pharmacy.Copy !req
708. Not this whistle.Copy !req
709. When you blow
through this whistle,Copy !req
710. a small, poisonous
dart flies out...Copy !req
711. neutralizing your target.Copy !req
712. Also, it needs your
fingerprints on it to work.Copy !req
713. That is really neat!
Stop it, that's amazing.Copy !req
714. That is really super cool!
I love that!Copy !req
715. This anti-fungal spray
can freeze and disable...Copy !req
716. any security system.Copy !req
717. Wow.Copy !req
718. That is quite an image to be
carrying all over Europe.Copy !req
719. It's also a pepper spray.Copy !req
720. Why not just make it
look like pepper spray?Copy !req
721. That's a pretty good idea.Copy !req
722. Well, next time.Copy !req
723. I can wait,Copy !req
724. if you want to print up
a new label.Copy !req
725. No, I'd have to turn
the printer on again.Copy !req
726. I don't really want to.Copy !req
727. Each of these
are filled with chloroform.Copy !req
728. Wow, that is an unsettling
amount of hemorrhoid wipes.Copy !req
729. Makes me kind of wonder...Copy !req
730. what, exactly,
is going on back there.Copy !req
731. I wouldn't know.
I don't have that problem.Copy !req
732. I don't have that problem.Copy !req
733. If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...Copy !req
734. chew one of these.Copy !req
735. Have I done something
to you to upset you?Copy !req
736. Because this is
a peculiar theme.Copy !req
737. Finally, every agent gets
a night vision scope...Copy !req
738. hidden in their watch.Copy !req
739. I have heard about this.
I've been looking...Copy !req
740. Oh.
Who's that?Copy !req
741. That is Bette Midler
and Barbara Hershey.Copy !req
742. From Beaches.Copy !req
743. How much am I supposed
to like Beaches?Copy !req
744. I would imagine a lot,
if you have the watch.Copy !req
745. - Hey, Pat, I'm flying!
- Anthony!Copy !req
746. Don't wear out
the battery on that.Copy !req
747. Am I getting that?Copy !req
748. No, you're not
gonna get that.Copy !req
749. I've already packed your bags.
Hurry up and get dressed.Copy !req
750. Carol Jenkins has to get
to the airport immediately.Copy !req
751. And may I say...Copy !req
752. I think it's very brave
of you to sacrificeCopy !req
753. your life for your country.Copy !req
754. I'm not sacrifi...
I'm coming back.Copy !req
755. Let's see.Copy !req
756. Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally
crop dust these guys.Copy !req
757. Way to go, Anthony.Copy !req
758. Oh, just pardon me.Copy !req
759. Oh, God.
I think I shit my pants.Copy !req
760. You look amazing, Susan.Copy !req
761. I look like someone's
homophobic aunt.Copy !req
762. Wow.Copy !req
763. Hotel Modiere, please.Copy !req
764. This is so exciting.Copy !req
765. Ooh.Copy !req
766. The Louvre.Copy !req
767. Wow.Copy !req
768. That's a beautiful hotel.Copy !req
769. Not that one?Copy !req
770. I hope it's that.
Is it that one?Copy !req
771. Nope. Oh...
Maybe next time.Copy !req
772. I think we're getting into
a little dicier of an area.Copy !req
773. Ooh. That's a little unsavory.Copy !req
774. I think we can probably
go back towards...Copy !req
775. my hotel.Copy !req
776. No, no, no.Copy !req
777. No, this...Copy !req
778. I don't believe this could be
the Hotel Modiere.Copy !req
779. This is. Yes, it is.Copy !req
780. Oh, man.Copy !req
781. Keep it together,
Susan, okay?Copy !req
782. Nancy?Copy !req
783. Please tell me
you can hear me.Copy !req
784. I'm here. I've got you.Copy !req
785. Okay.Copy !req
786. You'll be pleased to hear the
bats have officially gone.Copy !req
787. We are now vermin free.Copy !req
788. Did you get your gun, Carol?Copy !req
789. Yes, and don't call me that.Copy !req
790. Oh, my God. Cripes. I think
I'm having a heart attack.Copy !req
791. I can't do this, Nancy. Fine
was the real spy, not me!Copy !req
792. Don't worry.Copy !req
793. I'm here for you, okay?
Everything is gonna be fine.Copy !req
794. I'm gonna talk you
through this, all right?Copy !req
795. Put your camera in.
I want to see your room.Copy !req
796. No, you don't.
It's that bad.Copy !req
797. Martha Stewart had
a breakdown, kind of feel.Copy !req
798. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
799. Looks like they put you up
in The Shitz-Carlton.Copy !req
800. Try and get some sleep...Copy !req
801. and we'll get started
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
802. I don't know what I'm gonna do
when I see that Rayna woman.Copy !req
803. I want her dead
for what she did to Fine.Copy !req
804. Okay. Deep breaths.Copy !req
805. Listen to me. You're not gonna
get anywhere near her...Copy !req
806. so there's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
807. Oh, God. Really?Copy !req
808. Guys...Copy !req
809. there's a mouse on my tits.Copy !req
810. I think you're safer there.Copy !req
811. All right. Good night.
Night.Copy !req
812. Ah!Copy !req
813. You got this, Susan. Okay.Copy !req
814. You're a warrior.Copy !req
815. You're a weapon. Okay?Copy !req
816. - This is no sweat.
- Looks like you're sweating to me.Copy !req
817. Jesus!Copy !req
818. What are you doing
in my room?Copy !req
819. What, how did I get into
this shit-box hotel room?Copy !req
820. Because I'm a real spy.Copy !req
821. I thought you quit.Copy !req
822. We have to stop the sale
of a nuclear bomb...Copy !req
823. and they send in someone who looks
like Santa Claus' fucking wife.Copy !req
824. Did you forget?
I am undercover,Copy !req
825. because you're not
supposed to be here.Copy !req
826. I make a habit of doing things
that people say I can't do.Copy !req
827. Walk through fire...Copy !req
828. water-ski blindfolded...Copy !req
829. take up piano
at a late age...Copy !req
830. and I'm gonna
take down De LucaCopy !req
831. and Rayna and Dudaev...Copy !req
832. and I'm gonna
get that bomb back.Copy !req
833. Why do you even
care what I do?Copy !req
834. You really think
you're ready for the field?Copy !req
835. I once used
defibrillators on myself.Copy !req
836. I've pulled shards of glass
out of my fucking eye.Copy !req
837. I've jumped
from a high-rise building...Copy !req
838. using only a raincoat
as a parachute...Copy !req
839. and broke both legs
upon landing.Copy !req
840. And I still had to pretendCopy !req
841. I was in a fucking
Cirque du Soleil show!Copy !req
842. I've swallowed
enough microchipsCopy !req
843. and shit them
back out again...Copy !req
844. to make a computer.Copy !req
845. This arm has been ripped off
completely...Copy !req
846. and reattached
with this fucking arm.Copy !req
847. I don't know
that that's possible.Copy !req
848. I mean, medically.Copy !req
849. During the threat
of an assassination attempt...Copy !req
850. I appeared, convincingly,
in front of Congress...Copy !req
851. as Barack Obama.Copy !req
852. In blackface?Copy !req
853. That's not appropriate.Copy !req
854. I watched the couple that
raised me explode in a van.Copy !req
855. I watched the woman I love
get tossed from a plane...Copy !req
856. and hit by another plane,
midair.Copy !req
857. I drove a car
off a freeway...Copy !req
858. on top of a train...Copy !req
859. while I was on fire.Copy !req
860. Not the car.Copy !req
861. I was on fire.Copy !req
862. Jesus, you're intense.Copy !req
863. I took this
from your minibar.Copy !req
864. Well, that's not right.Copy !req
865. You're gonna ruin
this mission.Copy !req
866. No, you're gonna ruin
this mission!Copy !req
867. No.Copy !req
868. You are.Copy !req
869. No, you're going to!Copy !req
870. You, times infinity.Copy !req
871. Aw...Copy !req
872. Could this hotel
be more murder-y?Copy !req
873. Okay, so my office
is in here...Copy !req
874. which means that De LucaCopy !req
875. is right across
the street at 39...Copy !req
876. Oh, God. Tell me that's not
De Luca's building?Copy !req
877. De Luca must have known
we were coming.Copy !req
878. What am I supposed to do now?Copy !req
879. Okay, don't panic.Copy !req
880. Lemonade out of lemons.
Stay focused. We can do this.Copy !req
881. Okay, I've got it.Copy !req
882. I'll run it through the system.
It will take a few minutes.Copy !req
883. Nothing's coming up.Copy !req
884. Might just be a looky-loo.Copy !req
885. Keep looking.Copy !req
886. I've got a feeling
about this guy.Copy !req
887. I've got a feeling you're
about to fuck things up.Copy !req
888. Oh, bugger me with a fish pole.
It's Ford.Copy !req
889. Sharon, Ford's in the field.
Did you know this?Copy !req
890. Until he checks in,
there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
891. You go make some friends,
and stop stalking me!Copy !req
892. Was it your mission
to tip off the targetCopy !req
893. so he burns everything
in advance?Copy !req
894. If so, well done.
Phenomenal job.Copy !req
895. I'm sure they got suspicious because they've
been seeing you all over the place!Copy !req
896. You're gonna
get yourself killed.Copy !req
897. Nothing kills me.Copy !req
898. I'm immune to 179
different types of poison.Copy !req
899. I know, because I ingested
them all at once...Copy !req
900. when I was
deep undercover...Copy !req
901. in an underground,
poison-ingesting crime ring.Copy !req
902. Wow.
It was like dog fighting.Copy !req
903. But instead of dogs fighting,Copy !req
904. it was humans
ingesting poison...Copy !req
905. and rich people would bet...Copy !req
906. whether we would
live or die.Copy !req
907. Yeah, I'm having
a hard time with this one.Copy !req
908. I died for five minutes,
and then I came back to life.Copy !req
909. What's he wear...?Copy !req
910. He looks like
he's in the cast of Newsies.Copy !req
911. Does Crocker
even know you're here?Copy !req
912. I don't need
anyone's permissionCopy !req
913. to save the country...Copy !req
914. and avenge my dear friend
Bradley Fine's death.Copy !req
915. You didn't even like him.Copy !req
916. You used to call him
"Beverly Whine"!Copy !req
917. You had him as Secret Santa
and you gave him tampons!Copy !req
918. It's called
the rivalry of men.Copy !req
919. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
920. Unless you've got a dong up
underneath that skirt.Copy !req
921. That is super rude,
and don't say "dong"...Copy !req
922. and don't do that!Copy !req
923. Nobody sees me
when I don't want them to.Copy !req
924. I move like a fucking shadow.Copy !req
925. He's gone all sorts of rogue.Copy !req
926. Sharon says he really did quit.
Elaine couldn't stop him.Copy !req
927. He's out for blood.Copy !req
928. Yeah, real tough guy in his
Louis Vuitton backpack.Copy !req
929. Nancy, do you see that?Copy !req
930. It's the man from the fire.Copy !req
931. I'm following him.Copy !req
932. Oh. Exciting!Copy !req
933. And I'm following you,
following him,Copy !req
934. so I'm having
quite a day, here.Copy !req
935. Do you think Ford's
leading him into a trap?Copy !req
936. Idiot doesn't even know
he's being followed.Copy !req
937. He's meeting
with some woman.Copy !req
938. I don't recognize her. You
have any idea who she is?Copy !req
939. No, it's hard to make out.Copy !req
940. Can you get any closer?Copy !req
941. Nancy, our guy
just switched outCopy !req
942. Ford's backpack.
It's a setup.Copy !req
943. Uh...Copy !req
944. I gotta go warn him!Copy !req
945. Ford! Ford!Copy !req
946. Look out!
I gotta get through!Copy !req
947. I left my baby in the shop!Copy !req
948. Get out of the way!
Let me through, I'm sick!Copy !req
949. Susan, tell them
you've shat your pants.Copy !req
950. That would get me
out of your way, for sure.Copy !req
951. I've shat my pants!Copy !req
952. Excuse me. Ford!Copy !req
953. He's got a friend.Copy !req
954. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
955. Ford!Copy !req
956. Ford!Copy !req
957. Ford!Copy !req
958. I need the mic!Copy !req
959. No! I need...Copy !req
960. No!Copy !req
961. No!Copy !req
962. No, no, no!Copy !req
963. Susan, you're meant
to be blending in.Copy !req
964. What are you doing?Copy !req
965. God! Move!Copy !req
966. Rick Ford!Copy !req
967. Give me the mic!Copy !req
968. How are you doing
this in heels?Copy !req
969. Oh, God.Copy !req
970. Rick Ford!Copy !req
971. They switched the bag!Copy !req
972. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
973. Get out of the fucking way!Copy !req
974. Move!Copy !req
975. Get out of his way!Copy !req
976. Move!Copy !req
977. Oh, no.Copy !req
978. Nancy, I'm in pursuit
of one of the terrorists!Copy !req
979. He took my picture!
He's gonna blow my cover!Copy !req
980. You're in pursuit?Copy !req
981. What in God's name are you
gonna do if you catch him?Copy !req
982. Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe.
I don't know!Copy !req
983. I'm just gonna track him
and report his location.Copy !req
984. This all seems
very Rick Ford-y to me.Copy !req
985. I do not condone these sexyCopy !req
986. but reckless actions
of yours, Susan!Copy !req
987. Oh, God.
He went into a building.Copy !req
988. Okay.Copy !req
989. Well done. That's it.
Time to call it a day.Copy !req
990. Location is officially noted.Copy !req
991. I'm following him in.Copy !req
992. What?Copy !req
993. I'm doing this for Fine.Copy !req
994. He's at
the top of the stairs.Copy !req
995. Oh, gosh, please be careful.Copy !req
996. You are incredibly
out of your league.Copy !req
997. This is just like when I
watched myself in a sex tape.Copy !req
998. There was just a lot of floundering
and laughable moments.Copy !req
999. Nancy, I need you to
not talk until I ask you to.Copy !req
1000. I'm sorry, it's just that
I'm really nervous.Copy !req
1001. Be careful, Susan.Copy !req
1002. Okay.Copy !req
1003. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1004. Imagine running
into you up here.Copy !req
1005. I was just looking for my bird.
Just looking...Copy !req
1006. Hey, Mr. Beanbag!Copy !req
1007. You like birds?Copy !req
1008. All right. All right.Copy !req
1009. I'm gonna give you
a warning.Copy !req
1010. I don't wanna see any more of
that funny bomb stuff, you know?Copy !req
1011. All right. That's enough.Copy !req
1012. Drop the knife,
or I'll shoot.Copy !req
1013. I don't think you will.Copy !req
1014. You see, it works better when you
have the bullets inside the gun.Copy !req
1015. Oops.Copy !req
1016. I guess that CIA training
isn't what it used to be.Copy !req
1017. I guess you're
right, asshole.Copy !req
1018. No, no, no!Copy !req
1019. Oh, God!Copy !req
1020. Oh, Susan, what did you do?Copy !req
1021. Oh, God, not on him.Copy !req
1022. Not on him!Copy !req
1023. Oh, God,
why did I have that stew?Copy !req
1024. Well, Rayna's people
obviously knew Ford was in Paris.Copy !req
1025. And getting footage...Copy !req
1026. of a CIA operative setting
off a bomb in public...Copy !req
1027. would be a PR coup
for any terrorist group.Copy !req
1028. Do we have anything on
that woman he met?Copy !req
1029. Facial recognition
isn't showing anything.Copy !req
1030. They were all over Ford.
Are you able to track him?Copy !req
1031. Goddamn Ford is still
off the grid in Paris.Copy !req
1032. I know because
he keeps tryingCopy !req
1033. to hack into our
system for intel.Copy !req
1034. He's like a dog that gets
loose from his yard...Copy !req
1035. and keeps humping
and shitting his wayCopy !req
1036. through the neighborhood.Copy !req
1037. Would be a lot easier if...Copy !req
1038. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1039. Oh!Copy !req
1040. Okay.Copy !req
1041. Ford's is bigger.Copy !req
1042. This is uncomfortable.Copy !req
1043. Why do they always point at it?
We can see it.Copy !req
1044. He's dead though, isn't he?
Aw. That's a waste.Copy !req
1045. Oh, God. A video.Copy !req
1046. I can only imagine
what this is.Copy !req
1047. You get
everything on camera.Copy !req
1048. Base out of the hotel,Copy !req
1049. and go back there
after the attack.Copy !req
1050. I'll take Renaldo to Rome.Copy !req
1051. "Renaldo."Copy !req
1052. Do we have a record
of anyone with that name?Copy !req
1053. - Not that I'm aware of.
- Nicola.Copy !req
1054. Are you
listening to me?Copy !req
1055. I was just testing
the camera.Copy !req
1056. Stop it!
Find Ford!Copy !req
1057. Wow.
Oh...Copy !req
1058. Come on, what is wrong
with this person?Copy !req
1059. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
1060. Well, now the screen's
frozen. Hang on.Copy !req
1061. Come on,
not the hourglass.Copy !req
1062. Cooper, put down
the goddamn camera.Copy !req
1063. Nancy, can you pull upCopy !req
1064. Fine's POV cam
from Boyanov's office?Copy !req
1065. Look on the desk.
There's some photos there.Copy !req
1066. See if you find one of him
standing next to a car.Copy !req
1067. Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.Copy !req
1068. Hack into the Rolls'
tracking system.Copy !req
1069. That car is a Wraith,Copy !req
1070. so it has a satellite-aided
transmission.Copy !req
1071. Then tap into Boyanov's feed.Copy !req
1072. His GPS should tell youCopy !req
1073. exactly where De Luca
is in Rome, right now.Copy !req
1074. I'm gonna head
to the airport.Copy !req
1075. Forget it, Cooper.Copy !req
1076. You're coming back
immediately.Copy !req
1077. Ma'am, I really think
I can do this.Copy !req
1078. And I'm not one
to toot my own horn,Copy !req
1079. but you know what?
I'm gonna toot...Copy !req
1080. and say that I just saved
a lot of people.Copy !req
1081. We are so close to getting
Rayna and that bomb.Copy !req
1082. Pull back the rug
in the corner.Copy !req
1083. Oh...Copy !req
1084. You'll be given
a new identity.Copy !req
1085. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1086. Oh, no!Copy !req
1087. Your name is Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1088. You're a divorced
housewife from Iowa.Copy !req
1089. You've sold
more Mary Kay products...Copy !req
1090. than anyone else
in your state...Copy !req
1091. and you've traded in
the free car you've won...Copy !req
1092. to fund a trip
through Europe.Copy !req
1093. My hobbies are decoupage
and needlepoint.Copy !req
1094. I collect porcelain dolls...Copy !req
1095. and I'm the vice president
of the Ames Garden Club.Copy !req
1096. I couldn't even be president?Copy !req
1097. Maybe I should just be married
to one of the dolls...Copy !req
1098. just to make it extra sad.Copy !req
1099. Ten cats.
Why do I have ten cats?Copy !req
1100. Is that even legal?Copy !req
1101. Fine always got to be
a businessman.Copy !req
1102. One time
he was a race car driver.Copy !req
1103. Well, there's the ten cats.Copy !req
1104. Just missing a shirt
that saysCopy !req
1105. I've never felt
the touch of a man.Copy !req
1106. Cooper, you're right.Copy !req
1107. You did good work back there.Copy !req
1108. That would have been
a real mess.Copy !req
1109. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
1110. You still went
with the cat lady.Copy !req
1111. It was already
in the floor.Copy !req
1112. Ah.Copy !req
1113. Great, that's a real
confidence builder.Copy !req
1114. Did you find De Luca?Copy !req
1115. He's been
at the Majestic Hotel,Copy !req
1116. but he's just left,
heading...Copy !req
1117. south, okay?Copy !req
1118. I'll guide you to him.Copy !req
1119. I've sent an ally
to drive you.Copy !req
1120. Elaine said nothing fancy,
so I've gone with earthy.Copy !req
1121. Ooh. Whoa.Copy !req
1122. You wanna stop the car?Copy !req
1123. Hi.Copy !req
1124. Hey!Copy !req
1125. Oh.Copy !req
1126. Welcome to Roma!Copy !req
1127. Thank you.Copy !req
1128. Thank you.Copy !req
1129. I'm Aldo.Copy !req
1130. Like the shoe store
found in American malls.Copy !req
1131. I'm Penny, like the penny.Copy !req
1132. Like a penny!Copy !req
1133. Or like penne alla vodka!Copy !req
1134. Okay.Copy !req
1135. Did you just grab my butt?Copy !req
1136. Yes.Copy !req
1137. Come. We need
to get you to De Luca.Copy !req
1138. Jiminy Christmas!Copy !req
1139. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1140. Don't worry, I have you!
Ah!Copy !req
1141. Aldo, slow down!Copy !req
1142. Nancy, are you sure this guy
is even an agent?Copy !req
1143. Absolutely.
He's the best!Copy !req
1144. There have been some
complaints filed against him.Copy !req
1145. Watch the road,
watch the road!Copy !req
1146. Watch the road!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
1147. Watch the road!Copy !req
1148. Wow, Aldo is making
great time.Copy !req
1149. A dead end!Copy !req
1150. This can't be right!Copy !req
1151. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1152. Ah! God!Copy !req
1153. Intriguing lady,
we are here.Copy !req
1154. Now, you must go...Copy !req
1155. because I fear if I stareCopy !req
1156. into your beautiful green
eyes a moment longer...Copy !req
1157. I will fall in love.Copy !req
1158. Oh! Too late.Copy !req
1159. My God, does
that ever work?Copy !req
1160. I will take that as...Copy !req
1161. That's a "no."Copy !req
1162. A "no."
Take that as a "no."Copy !req
1163. You were
just hitting on me.Copy !req
1164. I like to play the odds.
Yeah. Well, good luck.Copy !req
1165. Here is my phone number.Copy !req
1166. Memorize it, then burn it.Copy !req
1167. These people we are dealing
with, they like to...Copy !req
1168. How you say?
Murder entire families.Copy !req
1169. Do you have
something for me?Copy !req
1170. Do I have something
for you?Copy !req
1171. Would you like
something from me?Copy !req
1172. Not that.Copy !req
1173. What do you want from me?Copy !req
1174. You're supposed to have an
envelope with my gun in it.Copy !req
1175. I don't have a gun.Copy !req
1176. I am just aroused
from looking at you.Copy !req
1177. It was joke.Copy !req
1178. There is no gun.Copy !req
1179. They said you would no longer
be needing one.Copy !req
1180. Good luck!Copy !req
1181. Ciao!Copy !req
1182. Good gravy. Was Pepe
Le Pew not available?Copy !req
1183. Stop
complaining, Suzie.Copy !req
1184. You're getting more action
than I have had in days.Copy !req
1185. Months.Copy !req
1186. Years.
Three years and 40 days.Copy !req
1187. Do we have an update
on De Luca?Copy !req
1188. Yes, he should be
pulling up...Copy !req
1189. right about now.Copy !req
1190. Oh, wow. He is hot.Copy !req
1191. I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't
think I can be objective anymore.Copy !req
1192. I'm rooting for that guy.
I want him to win.Copy !req
1193. I'm joking, Susan.
Don't report me.Copy !req
1194. He's handsy.Copy !req
1195. Let's set up camp in
the pastry shop behind you.Copy !req
1196. According to Aldo, De Luca
spends all night in the casino.Copy !req
1197. I'm going in, Nancy.Copy !req
1198. Susan, you heard Elaine.Copy !req
1199. Track and report.
No contact!Copy !req
1200. I'll track De Luca inside,
then I'll report.Copy !req
1201. And if he initiates
contact with me...Copy !req
1202. I'll just go with it.
Susan!Copy !req
1203. Your "cat lady" look is not
gonna fit in in there.Copy !req
1204. That's why Penny Morgan is
gonna burn her cat T-shirt...Copy !req
1205. and spend some
of that Mary Kay money.Copy !req
1206. This is full-blown rogue!Copy !req
1207. You guys are terrible!Copy !req
1208. I really hope De Luca is still
in there, for your sake.Copy !req
1209. And they're not gonna
reimburse you for all that.Copy !req
1210. You should have gone
to cheaper stores, Susan.Copy !req
1211. Okay, I'm going offline,
Nancy.Copy !req
1212. No, wait!Copy !req
1213. Susan!Copy !req
1214. Well, buongiorno, boys!Copy !req
1215. If I'm not out in 10 minutes,
it's because I won the place.Copy !req
1216. Let me just
rub that for luck.Copy !req
1217. Oh, that's an oily scalp.Copy !req
1218. I'm sorry, but I have
to check you in.Copy !req
1219. Your name, please?
Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1220. I don't see you on the list.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1221. She's with me.Copy !req
1222. Darling.Copy !req
1223. You're late.
The way you look...Copy !req
1224. I'd say it was more
than worth the wait. Come.Copy !req
1225. Let's get a drink.
Ow. Ow.Copy !req
1226. Such a gentleman.Copy !req
1227. You look absolutely stunning
tonight here, darling.Copy !req
1228. What the fuck are you doing
in here, arsehole?Copy !req
1229. That's quite a tone
change, isn't it?Copy !req
1230. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
1231. You are completely
compromising me right now.Copy !req
1232. I'm compromising you?
Fucking hilarious.Copy !req
1233. You were about
to cause a sceneCopy !req
1234. trying to get into
this fucking place.Copy !req
1235. Give me a little credit. What
do you think I'm gonna do?Copy !req
1236. Run over there and be like,
"Hey, I'm a crazy lady!Copy !req
1237. "Where's the buffet?
I'm from the Midwest.Copy !req
1238. "Where's Blue Man Group?"Copy !req
1239. I am not an idiot, Ford.
You are an idiot.Copy !req
1240. You should not be
in this casino...Copy !req
1241. because De Luca is here and
I need to get close to him.Copy !req
1242. How you gonna do that? How
you gonna do that, Cooper?Copy !req
1243. What, are you gonna
seduce him?Copy !req
1244. That your big fucking plan?Copy !req
1245. Yeah, what if it is?Copy !req
1246. Why is that so hard
to believe?Copy !req
1247. Because you look like a flute
player in a wedding band.Copy !req
1248. That's fucking why!Copy !req
1249. I'm here to take De Luca out.Copy !req
1250. Ooh. It sounds romantic.
I hope you get lucky!Copy !req
1251. God damn it, if I was trying
to sound romantic...Copy !req
1252. you'd be lying on the floor,
soaking wet and breathless...Copy !req
1253. wondering what came over you.Copy !req
1254. But I'm not, so get the
fuck out of my way!Copy !req
1255. I need you to rein it in,
buddy, okay?Copy !req
1256. If you take out De Luca, we don't
have a shot at getting Rayna.Copy !req
1257. So take it down, like,
5,000 notches!Copy !req
1258. Take it down?
That's how you getCopy !req
1259. polonium-210 slipped
into your drink...Copy !req
1260. and go 18 months
in intensive careCopy !req
1261. for radiation poisoning...Copy !req
1262. and go six months
without eyesight...Copy !req
1263. while everybody you've
ever loved is gunned down!Copy !req
1264. Really? Everybody
that you loveCopy !req
1265. has been gunned down,
and just you survive?Copy !req
1266. Did you ever think that maybeCopy !req
1267. everybody you love
is not being killed...Copy !req
1268. but they're
killing themselvesCopy !req
1269. because they can't stand
to be around you?Copy !req
1270. This shit's the real deal,
life and death.Copy !req
1271. This, the field...Copy !req
1272. is a hell of a lot different than
sitting behind your fucking monitor...Copy !req
1273. googling shit.Copy !req
1274. Stay away from me, Ford.Copy !req
1275. And do not let
De Luca see you.Copy !req
1276. And by the way,
I can see your gunCopy !req
1277. sticking out
of your back pocket.Copy !req
1278. Unless you're so extreme that
you've got a second dick...Copy !req
1279. coming out of your hip!Copy !req
1280. Konnichiwa.Copy !req
1281. Ma'am,
these seats are reserved.Copy !req
1282. Of course they are.Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.Copy !req
1284. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
1285. Nope, not a door?Copy !req
1286. I knew that.
Of course it's not a door.Copy !req
1287. It probably
happens all the time.Copy !req
1288. It's never happened before.
Okay.Copy !req
1289. Ma'am.
Yes.Copy !req
1290. Now, right here is okay.
No more exploring, please.Copy !req
1291. Okay. Lovely.Copy !req
1292. From Mr. De Luca.Copy !req
1293. Nancy?Copy !req
1294. Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!Copy !req
1295. I found her.Copy !req
1296. I found Rayna.
She's with De Luca.Copy !req
1297. You did it!Copy !req
1298. Excellent tracking
and reporting, madam.Copy !req
1299. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1300. Somebody just put
something in her drink.Copy !req
1301. What is it?
Is it poison?Copy !req
1302. I don't think
it's a fiber supplement.Copy !req
1303. She killed Fine, Nance.Copy !req
1304. I could really enjoy just
watching her die right now.Copy !req
1305. She's the only one who knows
where the bomb is...Copy !req
1306. so Dudaev would never
get his hands on it.Copy !req
1307. Oh, God, Susan.Copy !req
1308. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1309. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
1310. Hi, do you speak English?Copy !req
1311. Because I think somebody just
put a roofie in your cocktail.Copy !req
1312. Are you sure
it wasn't you?Copy !req
1313. What? No! God, I would never!Copy !req
1314. Could you point
the man out?Copy !req
1315. He just kind of
zipped out that door.Copy !req
1316. He's wearing a purple bowtie.Copy !req
1317. Thank you, Miss...Copy !req
1318. Oh. Penny. Morgan.Copy !req
1319. But it's no trouble, really.Copy !req
1320. I think us ladies have to
watch out for each other.Copy !req
1321. This kind of thing
happens all the time.Copy !req
1322. People often try
to roofie you?Copy !req
1323. Once, I asked someone
for a Tylenol,Copy !req
1324. and they gave me
a Tylenol PM.Copy !req
1325. I'm not sure what
their intentions were, but...Copy !req
1326. It seems
they may have found him.Copy !req
1327. Would you come with me
to identify him?Copy !req
1328. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
1329. I'm happy to help.Copy !req
1330. Holy shit.Copy !req
1331. My friend here
said she saw youCopy !req
1332. put something in my drink.Copy !req
1333. I don't know
any of you people. Okay?Copy !req
1334. I'm just in Rome
on business.Copy !req
1335. I was about to head back
to my hotel and go to sleep.Copy !req
1336. Perfect. Just in time
for a nightcap.Copy !req
1337. Apparently, there's nothing
wrong with it.Copy !req
1338. I don't want your drink.Copy !req
1339. Fuck you, Rayna.Copy !req
1340. Mmm. Scrumptious.Copy !req
1341. So, joke's on you.Copy !req
1342. Fuck you!Copy !req
1343. Fuck you!Copy !req
1344. How long was I out?Copy !req
1345. You fainted just long enough
for us to laugh at you.Copy !req
1346. What happened?Copy !req
1347. It was all a dream.Copy !req
1348. I'm just kidding.
A man's throat dissolved.Copy !req
1349. Sorry, I'm not usually,
you know...Copy !req
1350. Oh, thank you. That's...Copy !req
1351. surprisingly polite.Copy !req
1352. Sorry about that.Copy !req
1353. I've seen a lot of things
in my day. I just haven't...Copy !req
1354. I have never seen that,
exactly.Copy !req
1355. Penny, do you feel the needCopy !req
1356. to tell anybody about
what you just saw?Copy !req
1357. I'm not gonna tell anybody.Copy !req
1358. That asshole
got what he deserved.Copy !req
1359. I knew from the second
I saw him, I thought...Copy !req
1360. "That guy doesn't
deserve a throat."Copy !req
1361. So, good on you.Copy !req
1362. I would like to take you
to dinner to say thank you.Copy !req
1363. And we must discuss
this hideous dress.Copy !req
1364. It's just hysterical.Copy !req
1365. Oh, good,
that's what I was hoping for.Copy !req
1366. And by the way...Copy !req
1367. Hristo was supposed to be
looking after me at the bar...Copy !req
1368. and making sure nobody
put anything in my drinks.Copy !req
1369. They'll give him
a talking-to.Copy !req
1370. Seems fair.
Maybe dock him a day's wage.Copy !req
1371. Or shoot him in the head.Copy !req
1372. That always works.Copy !req
1373. Rome is quite amaz...Copy !req
1374. Rome is the worst.
Yes.Copy !req
1375. So boring and tacky.Copy !req
1376. I'm so glad one of us
finally said it.Copy !req
1377. You have lipstick
on your teeth.Copy !req
1378. Really?Copy !req
1379. Looks like you ate
a box of crayons.Copy !req
1380. Damn it.Copy !req
1381. Here we are.Copy !req
1382. These should have been brought
out when we first sat down.Copy !req
1383. That's exactly
what I was thinking.Copy !req
1384. So far, I'm riddled with
disappointment at the service.Copy !req
1385. So sorry.
Signora, I apologize.Copy !req
1386. I once saw someone eat...Copy !req
1387. one of these before.Copy !req
1388. This is... strange.Copy !req
1389. Do you always tear your food
up into little pieces?Copy !req
1390. You look like a squirrel.Copy !req
1391. I was just checking
for the consistency.Copy !req
1392. Mmm.Copy !req
1393. You eat like a baby.Copy !req
1394. Thank you.Copy !req
1395. So, do you like to have a
look at the wine list?Copy !req
1396. Yes. Penny, you can order.Copy !req
1397. Okay. Oh!Copy !req
1398. Has some heft.Copy !req
1399. Okay.Copy !req
1400. I'm feeling a red.Copy !req
1401. Kind of a red.
I like a lot of noise.Copy !req
1402. I like a little bit of...Copy !req
1403. kind of a barky finish.Copy !req
1404. I tend to like a white...Copy !req
1405. with the grit of a hummus...Copy !req
1406. that's, of course,
been thinned out.Copy !req
1407. Just kind of jump up
in the front of your palate...Copy !req
1408. and then rip back
and sizzle.Copy !req
1409. Almost a mineral
kind of dirt finish...Copy !req
1410. if we're having meat. Okay,
here, this is looking...Copy !req
1411. promising.
Something with...Copy !req
1412. This one has
nice hints of toast...Copy !req
1413. and dogwood,
I assume? Hmm?Copy !req
1414. Uh...Copy !req
1415. I will have
the Sapori e Delizie.Copy !req
1416. Right.Copy !req
1417. That is the name
of this restaurant.Copy !req
1418. Yes, I'm aware of that.Copy !req
1419. So, why don't you
surprise us...Copy !req
1420. with something
that we don't know?Copy !req
1421. Like a delicious
bottle of wine.Copy !req
1422. Right. Sorry, I will be back
in five minutes, okay?Copy !req
1423. So hard to get
good help these days.Copy !req
1424. Don't you find that?
I find that.Copy !req
1425. I know who all
your active agents are.Copy !req
1426. Okay, I'm sensing, uh...Copy !req
1427. Can I do a little do over?Copy !req
1428. I, uh...Copy !req
1429. I really don't know
how to order wine.Copy !req
1430. I'm from a small town
in Iowa.Copy !req
1431. I saved up my money
to come on this Rome trip.Copy !req
1432. I had a little jar
on my desk at work...Copy !req
1433. and everybody said, "You're
never gonna make enough money."Copy !req
1434. But I did, and I'm here.Copy !req
1435. And then I meet you,
and I can't afford...Copy !req
1436. to eat at a place like this,Copy !req
1437. and I'm just trying
to impress you...Copy !req
1438. and doing a really
poor job of it.Copy !req
1439. I thought as much.Copy !req
1440. Your cheap prom dress doesn't
exactly scream sophistication.Copy !req
1441. Oh.Copy !req
1442. Well, I didn't go to prom,
so maybe it is...Copy !req
1443. When I was a little girl
growing up in Bulgaria...Copy !req
1444. which is the worst,
by the way.Copy !req
1445. Poor people everywhere and
cabbages constantly cooking.Copy !req
1446. There was this woman who was
kicked out of her house...Copy !req
1447. and she lost
all her money.Copy !req
1448. She couldn't even
sell her body.Copy !req
1449. So she became a clown
on the streets.Copy !req
1450. She would perform all her
tricks standing in mud,Copy !req
1451. and just cry and cry.Copy !req
1452. You remind me of this woman.Copy !req
1453. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1454. I don't know what it is, but
there's something about you.Copy !req
1455. The fainting,
the way you talk...Copy !req
1456. your terrible
sense of style.Copy !req
1457. I did get this at
quite a lovely...Copy !req
1458. It makes me sad
to think of you hereCopy !req
1459. spending all your
savings on Rome.Copy !req
1460. Come on.
We're going to Budapest.Copy !req
1461. Budapest?Copy !req
1462. I have some business
to finish there...Copy !req
1463. and you can take my private
jet when we're done...Copy !req
1464. anywhere you want to
get home.Copy !req
1465. My way of repaying you
for saving my life.Copy !req
1466. Okay.Copy !req
1467. Is there a problem?Copy !req
1468. No. Not at all. Let's go.Copy !req
1469. Hey! Wait, what?Copy !req
1470. I'm just talking
to the girl!Copy !req
1471. Okay, okay.
Let's not make a scene.Copy !req
1472. Let me just
get my room key out...Copy !req
1473. and I'll grab a bag
and pack my things.Copy !req
1474. It's Susan.
She's sending a code.Copy !req
1475. No, they can
fly you back later.Copy !req
1476. "Shut...Copy !req
1477. And if the rest of your clothes
look like that dress...Copy !req
1478. "... down...Copy !req
1479. I can send someone
to burn them for you.Copy !req
1480. Ha-ha.Copy !req
1481. "... the power."
Quite a zinger!Copy !req
1482. Shut down the power
to the Casino Di Rome.Copy !req
1483. What?Copy !req
1484. Shut the entire bloody
grid down, then! Now!Copy !req
1485. That would be great.Copy !req
1486. Everybody, please remain
calm and stay where you are.Copy !req
1487. Oh, no!
What's happening?Copy !req
1488. I've got this.Copy !req
1489. What the fuck just happened?Copy !req
1490. God damn it.Copy !req
1491. Oh, my God! Rayna.Copy !req
1492. Thank God
your hair broke your fall.Copy !req
1493. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
1494. The lights were going out, and I
don't know if it's a robbery.Copy !req
1495. Two of your guys slammed
into me and took you down.Copy !req
1496. I think one of them
touched my bottom.Copy !req
1497. I don't know which one,
but I definitely felt a hand.Copy !req
1498. Are they gonna be okay?Copy !req
1499. I wouldn't
worry about them.Copy !req
1500. Their fate has just
been sealed.Copy !req
1501. Sorry. I'll let you go.Copy !req
1502. Shame on you!Copy !req
1503. Wow.Copy !req
1504. This is a really jazzy plane.Copy !req
1505. Is this yours?Copy !req
1506. It was my father's.Copy !req
1507. You've never been
on a private jet before?Copy !req
1508. Oh, no.Copy !req
1509. I did get upgraded
to premium economy once...Copy !req
1510. which was pretty plush.Copy !req
1511. Premium economy.Copy !req
1512. Sounds like a pen
for dirty animals.Copy !req
1513. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
1514. But it was not
quite like this.Copy !req
1515. Thank you.Copy !req
1516. Why are you being
so nice to me?Copy !req
1517. Can't just be because
I remind youCopy !req
1518. of some sad Bulgarian clown.Copy !req
1519. You remind me of my mother.Copy !req
1520. Oh.Copy !req
1521. Really?Copy !req
1522. You know that you and I
are pretty close in age.Copy !req
1523. You're funny.Copy !req
1524. It's the Bulgarian
clown in you.Copy !req
1525. Okay.
She was marvelous.Copy !req
1526. But she was different.Copy !req
1527. Eccentric, like you are.Copy !req
1528. Oh.Copy !req
1529. The moment I saw you
standing thereCopy !req
1530. in that abortion
of a dress...Copy !req
1531. Ah... Come on.Copy !req
1532. it was as if to say...Copy !req
1533. "This is what I've got, world.
It's hideous, but it's mine."Copy !req
1534. This was her.Copy !req
1535. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1536. Hey, how'd you get
that picture of me?Copy !req
1537. I look amazing.Copy !req
1538. Hello, doppelganger.Copy !req
1539. She was the only person
I could ever trust.Copy !req
1540. Well, here's to your mom.Copy !req
1541. To my mother. And to you.Copy !req
1542. And here's to you.Copy !req
1543. You may never
be as wise as an owl...Copy !req
1544. but you'll always
be a hoot to me.Copy !req
1545. What a stupid fucking
retarded toast.Copy !req
1546. You're delightful.
As are you.Copy !req
1547. Mmm.Copy !req
1548. Now, where did you say
we were headed?Copy !req
1549. Headed?Copy !req
1550. Did you say where?Copy !req
1551. Oh, God.Copy !req
1552. If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...Copy !req
1553. chew one of these.Copy !req
1554. Chew one of these.Copy !req
1555. What happened?Copy !req
1556. I've never seen somebodyCopy !req
1557. dive for
stool softener before.Copy !req
1558. That's one thing
that happened.Copy !req
1559. What did you do?Copy !req
1560. Did you drug me?Copy !req
1561. Of course I did.Copy !req
1562. I told you,
I can't trust anybody.Copy !req
1563. I had to look
through your things.Copy !req
1564. Anyway, tell me...Copy !req
1565. are your hemorrhoids
particularly large,Copy !req
1566. or just tenacious?Copy !req
1567. Stop texting!Copy !req
1568. I'm not texting,
if you must know.Copy !req
1569. I'm playing Candy Crush
and I just made level 95.Copy !req
1570. God, that is so rude!Copy !req
1571. Jesus, Colin,
what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
1572. I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's
been a change of plans.Copy !req
1573. Who paid you off, Colin?Copy !req
1574. Colin hasn't worked here for,
like, eight months.Copy !req
1575. I'm Fredrick.Copy !req
1576. Is that why
you're doing this?Copy !req
1577. Because I don't remember
your fucking name?Copy !req
1578. Let's just say
there's some peopleCopy !req
1579. who really want
what you're selling.Copy !req
1580. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
1581. I can give you a very
comfortable life, Col...Copy !req
1582. Um...Copy !req
1583. You forgot my name again,
didn't you?Copy !req
1584. No, I didn't.
Yeah.Copy !req
1585. It's...Copy !req
1586. Don't say fucking Colin.Copy !req
1587. Fuck! I don't give a shit
what your name is.Copy !req
1588. You're the fucking help!Copy !req
1589. Nice try, Colin... but Stan
and I already sold it to...Copy !req
1590. It's Fredrick!Copy !req
1591. Fredrick!Copy !req
1592. Sorry, lady, but they only
paid me for one...Copy !req
1593. Ow!Copy !req
1594. Come on!Copy !req
1595. Rayna! Go to the cockpit
and level us out!Copy !req
1596. Like I know how to fly
a fucking airplane!Copy !req
1597. That was weird.Copy !req
1598. Ah!Copy !req
1599. Blow that thing
all you want, lady.Copy !req
1600. Yeah? Why don't
you blow me, Colin.Copy !req
1601. Ow! It's Fredrick.Copy !req
1602. Ah!Copy !req
1603. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
1604. I got it.Copy !req
1605. I know what to do.Copy !req
1606. Are you okay?
No!Copy !req
1607. I've got a dead man's
head up my ass.Copy !req
1608. This one's for Fine.Copy !req
1609. Downdraft!Copy !req
1610. Not again!Copy !req
1611. Do you have any idea
what you're fucking doing?Copy !req
1612. The controls
are so sensitive.Copy !req
1613. Oh, God.Copy !req
1614. One of these dead fuckers
just shit his pants.Copy !req
1615. Okay, wait a minute.Copy !req
1616. I got it.Copy !req
1617. I think I got... Okay.Copy !req
1618. Okay.Copy !req
1619. Good thing I learned to use
that flight simulator app, huh?Copy !req
1620. Congratulations,
Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1621. You just blew your cover.Copy !req
1622. Now put the plane
on autopilot and get up.Copy !req
1623. Any bullshit, and I'll
blow your CIA brainsCopy !req
1624. all over that control panel.Copy !req
1625. I know what
you're thinking.Copy !req
1626. And you're wrong.Copy !req
1627. My real name is...Copy !req
1628. Did you come up with
your spy name yet? No.Copy !req
1629. Mine would be...Copy !req
1630. Amber Valentine.Copy !req
1631. What are you, a porn star?Copy !req
1632. You're fucking
hilarious, huh?Copy !req
1633. I'm a private bodyguard,Copy !req
1634. and your father hired me
to protect you.Copy !req
1635. Bodyguard? You? Please.Copy !req
1636. That's funny, because the
way I see it, without me...Copy !req
1637. you would currently be crashed
in the Alps right now.Copy !req
1638. Or you'd be
laying in a morgueCopy !req
1639. with a hole burned
in your throat.Copy !req
1640. You little spoiled
piece of shit.Copy !req
1641. Why would my father hire
somebody like you?Copy !req
1642. Because he trusted me.Copy !req
1643. And for whatever
fucking reason,Copy !req
1644. he loved you.Copy !req
1645. Didn't even want you to know
I was watching you.Copy !req
1646. So he was the one
that made me come upCopy !req
1647. with this whole loser
Penny Morgan bullshit.Copy !req
1648. Yeah, "You look
just like my dead mama.Copy !req
1649. "Wah."Copy !req
1650. And fuck you for sayingCopy !req
1651. I look anything
like that fucking beast.Copy !req
1652. No wonder your father
never had the son he wanted.Copy !req
1653. You fuck that monster once...Copy !req
1654. and you just drop
the fucking mic and walk out.Copy !req
1655. Fuck you. Everything
you've said is a lie.Copy !req
1656. Oh.Copy !req
1657. What happened? Did I hit
a little sore spot?Copy !req
1658. Yeah, he always wanted a
son, and you knew it.Copy !req
1659. Look, he wanted you
to take over the business.Copy !req
1660. He was just afraid you were
gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
1661. So if you wanna live, and you
wanna unload that bomb...Copy !req
1662. you stick with me.Copy !req
1663. And if you got
a problem with that...Copy !req
1664. you know what you
can do, Rayna?Copy !req
1665. You and your bullshit accentCopy !req
1666. can land this fucking plane
by yourselves.Copy !req
1667. Okay, bodyguard.Copy !req
1668. But if I find out you're lying
to me about any of this...Copy !req
1669. I'll show you ways to die
you never even dreamed of.Copy !req
1670. Now, let's go to Budapest.
I need a fucking drink.Copy !req
1671. Yeah, I bet you fucking do.Copy !req
1672. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1673. Welcome back to the Four Seasons
Budapest, Miss Boyanov.Copy !req
1674. Don't talk to me.
You're not my friend.Copy !req
1675. Get away from me.Copy !req
1676. Move. Move! I got it.Copy !req
1677. So, what's the plan?
Who are we meeting?Copy !req
1678. You're my bodyguard,
not my business partner...Copy !req
1679. so just focus
on guarding my body.Copy !req
1680. So not knowing
who we're meeting tonightCopy !req
1681. is gonna make me
extra effective.Copy !req
1682. That's okay. I get it.Copy !req
1683. I got shit to do.
You'll probably be fine.Copy !req
1684. Why don't I go get you
a nice dress to be buried in?Copy !req
1685. Dumbass.Copy !req
1686. I'm meeting
a potential bidder,Copy !req
1687. if you must know.Copy !req
1688. If they don't top
the current offer,Copy !req
1689. the sale
will happen tomorrow.Copy !req
1690. Where?
I don't know yet.Copy !req
1691. Anton!Copy !req
1692. Ouch!Copy !req
1693. Anton is part of my
security team, psycho!Copy !req
1694. Yeah, well, guess what?
I don't like his face.Copy !req
1695. I don't like the looks
of your face!Copy !req
1696. And who the fuck are you?Copy !req
1697. I'm the person that's gonna
cut your dick offCopy !req
1698. and glue it
to your forehead...Copy !req
1699. so you look like
a limp-dick unicorn.Copy !req
1700. That's who the fuck I am.Copy !req
1701. Your name should be
"Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...Copy !req
1702. not "Anton."Copy !req
1703. Okay. Jesus.
Let's just calm down, okay?Copy !req
1704. Does he not look like a bag o' dicks?
Enough.Copy !req
1705. I can see why my father
liked you now.Copy !req
1706. Amber is my hired bodyguard.Copy !req
1707. Be more like her.Copy !req
1708. And your head better not have
broken my fucking phone.Copy !req
1709. We've got a big night
ahead of us.Copy !req
1710. Don't be afraid
to clean yourself up, Amber.Copy !req
1711. Take a shower
is what I'm saying.Copy !req
1712. Yeah? Don't be afraid
to hit water yourself.Copy !req
1713. You smell like a dead hooker
that washed up on the beach...Copy !req
1714. then roasted in the sun
for a weekCopy !req
1715. before anybody found
her body.Copy !req
1716. Okay. You need
to take it way down.Copy !req
1717. I'm sorry, that's too much.
Okay, that was too much.Copy !req
1718. Jeez!
Too much.Copy !req
1719. God.Copy !req
1720. What are you staring at?Copy !req
1721. I will destroy you.Copy !req
1722. And then after
I'm done destroying you,Copy !req
1723. I'll take a picture
of what's left...Copy !req
1724. of your body, and I'm gonna
text it to your mother.Copy !req
1725. With a little note that says
his last words were...Copy !req
1726. "My mother was terrible.
You did this to me."Copy !req
1727. That's so fucking mean.Copy !req
1728. Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.Copy !req
1729. You're just
figuring that out?Copy !req
1730. Give me your coat.Copy !req
1731. This is a man's coat.Copy !req
1732. Yeah, but I don't
see a man, do I?Copy !req
1733. I see a reject from
The Sound of Music.Copy !req
1734. It was my mother's coat,
but she's very masculine.Copy !req
1735. You look like ABBA took a shit
and put a trench coat on it.Copy !req
1736. Well, I won't
give it to you.Copy !req
1737. I've been in this dress
for 12 fucking hours.Copy !req
1738. Give me your coat.Copy !req
1739. No.Copy !req
1740. Yeah. No, I won't give...
This is my coat.Copy !req
1741. I'm gonna reach through
your fucking body...Copy !req
1742. and rip out your back
like a fucking werewolf.Copy !req
1743. Without tearing the jacket.Copy !req
1744. Just so I can
wear your jacket,Copy !req
1745. and give you a final
"Fuck you."Copy !req
1746. Oh, no, you won't.Copy !req
1747. I'm gonna take
that fucking coat.Copy !req
1748. I warned you, you Swedish
gummy fish motherfucker!Copy !req
1749. Ouch!Copy !req
1750. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1751. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1752. Nance?
Oh, my God, Susan!Copy !req
1753. Hello. Hello?Copy !req
1754. Just say something
to me, please.Copy !req
1755. Susan? Anything.Copy !req
1756. I cannot handle this,
Susan!Copy !req
1757. There is nothing
in real lifeCopy !req
1758. that someone could
do to a spy...Copy !req
1759. that is filthier
or more upsettingCopy !req
1760. than what my brain
will cook up right now.Copy !req
1761. So save me from myself,
Susan!Copy !req
1762. Because you know
what's going to happen.Copy !req
1763. I'm gonna get chattier,
aren't I?Copy !req
1764. Did you know that you can't
ever change having big pores?Copy !req
1765. Oh, my God, Nancy,
you are driving me nuts!Copy !req
1766. I couldn't talk because I was in
an elevator filled with people.Copy !req
1767. You're all right.
Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1768. You disappeared for 12 hours.
We didn't know what happened!Copy !req
1769. I had to take out my earpiece
and my camera.Copy !req
1770. Rayna's on to our agents
and she was gonnaCopy !req
1771. spot my equipment
from a mile away.Copy !req
1772. You're with Rayna?Copy !req
1773. You're not supposed to be
within a mile away of her.Copy !req
1774. Nancy, I know,
but I'm in deepCopy !req
1775. and I'm getting
such good intel.Copy !req
1776. Please,
I just need to remainCopy !req
1777. on radio silence
just a little bit longer.Copy !req
1778. Well, don't worry,
because I'll be ableCopy !req
1779. to keep a better eye
on you now.Copy !req
1780. What are you
talking about? How?Copy !req
1781. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1782. Elaine wanted to know exactly
what you were up to...Copy !req
1783. so I tracked your earpiece.
They sent me here to find you.Copy !req
1784. They sent you?Copy !req
1785. I'm as unknown as you are,Copy !req
1786. so they thought
my cover was safe.Copy !req
1787. Did they give you
an identity?Copy !req
1788. It's so cool.Copy !req
1789. I said I wanted to be
Amber Valentine... What?Copy !req
1790. and they let me use it.Copy !req
1791. I don't know why you got
to pick your identity.Copy !req
1792. I had to go
as a freaking cat lady.Copy !req
1793. - Amber!
- Yes?Copy !req
1794. Who is this?Copy !req
1795. I'm sorry. I didn't know
the police were here.Copy !req
1796. This is my colleague,
detective.Copy !req
1797. The one I fucking
told you about.Copy !req
1798. No, you didn't.Copy !req
1799. Yes, I did, Helen Keller!Copy !req
1800. You're both named Amber?Copy !req
1801. What did I tell you
about talking to me?Copy !req
1802. Nothing. You just said
nothing about talking.Copy !req
1803. You want me to have CagneyCopy !req
1804. and fucking Lacey
explain it to you?Copy !req
1805. Cagney's coming down
your fucking throat.Copy !req
1806. Lacey, she's gonna
come up your ass.Copy !req
1807. I'm gonna meet them
in the fucking middle...Copy !req
1808. and play your heart
like a fucking accordion.Copy !req
1809. I'm gonna pump
that shit until it pops.Copy !req
1810. You Swedish bitch.Copy !req
1811. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
1812. You gonna cry, you little
Swiss fucking pussy?Copy !req
1813. I'm not gonna cry.
You're crying now!Copy !req
1814. I'm not!Copy !req
1815. It's so fucking hot!Copy !req
1816. You know, just, let's leave
Anton alone for now.Copy !req
1817. Please.Copy !req
1818. What's your name?Copy !req
1819. Susan Cooper.
What?Copy !req
1820. Sorry, it came out.
What did I...Copy !req
1821. She's not supposed to
fucking say her real name.Copy !req
1822. She's one of my best. She's
highly fucking skilled.Copy !req
1823. Very skilled.Copy !req
1824. At what? Getting things
out of a high cupboard?Copy !req
1825. Don't do that.Copy !req
1826. That's very good!
Because I'm tall.Copy !req
1827. Weirdly, I'm not very good
at reaching high things.Copy !req
1828. A doctor once said to me I have
the muscle capacity of an infant.Copy !req
1829. My arms are like two noodles.Copy !req
1830. Susan, get Rayna
to safety, now!Copy !req
1831. I've got her.Copy !req
1832. Go!Copy !req
1833. Get away!Copy !req
1834. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1835. Who puts a roof on a scooter?
What are you, the Pope?Copy !req
1836. Ooh!Copy !req
1837. Get out of the way!Copy !req
1838. Oh!Copy !req
1839. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1840. This guy is driving crazy!
I can't keep up with him!Copy !req
1841. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1842. I got it.Copy !req
1843. All right, little detour.Copy !req
1844. Oh, God.Copy !req
1845. Let's do this!Copy !req
1846. I am so badass!Copy !req
1847. I got it.Copy !req
1848. I know what you're saying.Copy !req
1849. You're no prize yourself!Copy !req
1850. Get back to work!Copy !req
1851. Where are we going?Copy !req
1852. Smells like cheese
under here!Copy !req
1853. Apologies.
I may be sweating...Copy !req
1854. cheese because I had
quite a hearty lasagna.Copy !req
1855. Fucking ridiculous
clown show!Copy !req
1856. This fuckery stops now.Copy !req
1857. Excuse me, do you knowCopy !req
1858. if there's a Popeyes Chicken
around here?Copy !req
1859. What?Copy !req
1860. I saw a KFC down the way,
but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.Copy !req
1861. The food
is really weird...Copy !req
1862. Oh, my God,
I'll ask someone else!Copy !req
1863. Okay, enough!Copy !req
1864. Drop your weapon!Copy !req
1865. Oh, my God. Karen.Copy !req
1866. Why aren't you in Capri?Copy !req
1867. I'm so sorry I shot you.Copy !req
1868. You must not have known
it was me, either.Copy !req
1869. I changed my hair.Copy !req
1870. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1871. Looks really good.
Are those extensions?Copy !req
1872. No, it's just my hair.Copy !req
1873. You know, a few clips.
Colored.Copy !req
1874. Okay, if you say so.Copy !req
1875. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry
about this, too.Copy !req
1876. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1877. No, no, no!Copy !req
1878. Susan! My thighs
are on fire!Copy !req
1879. I don't care!
Where is Rayna?Copy !req
1880. I don't know.
She slipped off me.Copy !req
1881. I was very sweaty.Copy !req
1882. I thought I asked you
to watch her.Copy !req
1883. I don't know how she ran so fast,
particularly with that hair.Copy !req
1884. It must weigh
20 pounds at least.Copy !req
1885. Maybe she's a witch. Do you
think she put a spell on me?Copy !req
1886. Karen Walker is dead.Copy !req
1887. What?
She's a double agent!Copy !req
1888. Somebody shot her
right in front of me.Copy !req
1889. I don't know who did it.Copy !req
1890. I don't know how deep
this whole thing goes.Copy !req
1891. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1892. Get your motherfucking
asses up here!Copy !req
1893. Now!Copy !req
1894. But what if she heard?Copy !req
1895. She didn't hear.Copy !req
1896. But what if
she did hear?Copy !req
1897. We weren't even
talking that loud.Copy !req
1898. A woman like that
has super ears.Copy !req
1899. Okay, she does not
have super ears...Copy !req
1900. and I'm only bringing this up
because you asked me to...Copy !req
1901. but you are putting a very
negative spin on this situation.Copy !req
1902. Oh, wow. We're going with that
now, are we, Amber Valentine?Copy !req
1903. Susan Cooper, really?
Susan Cooper?Copy !req
1904. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
1905. Okay. We got this.Copy !req
1906. My legs won't
seem to move.Copy !req
1907. Okay, Nancy, I realize
that you are scared,Copy !req
1908. but you are in this now...Copy !req
1909. and I really, really
need you to hold it together.Copy !req
1910. Holding it together.Copy !req
1911. I shall now be the most held-together
person you have ever met.Copy !req
1912. Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
1913. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1914. Be prepared for anything.
She's erratic.Copy !req
1915. It's impossible to tell
what she's thinking.Copy !req
1916. Probably because she's
thinking in Bulgarian.Copy !req
1917. What are you doing? I'm
just tying up my shoelaces.Copy !req
1918. You're wearing a loafer.
Get over here.Copy !req
1919. Get in!Copy !req
1920. Shit! People are trying
to kill meCopy !req
1921. and all that's left
of my fucking security teamCopy !req
1922. is you two defending me...Copy !req
1923. and you look like somebody's
demented aunts on vacation!Copy !req
1924. Do you have anyone
on your team...Copy !req
1925. other than this
asthmatic Big Bird?Copy !req
1926. Yeah, we usually
just use herCopy !req
1927. for non-physical
security resources.Copy !req
1928. I'm very non-physically
resourceful.Copy !req
1929. I do a lot of reading.
I read palms and maps...Copy !req
1930. and I've read all of
The Hunger Games...Copy !req
1931. How is that helpful?Copy !req
1932. I don't know.
I'm panicking!Copy !req
1933. And you!Copy !req
1934. You have to stop with these
stupid Penny Morgan outfits!Copy !req
1935. You have to dress
like an actual human!Copy !req
1936. Get me more securityCopy !req
1937. when I come back out here
or you're both dead!Copy !req
1938. Suck on this, Rayna.Copy !req
1939. This mission's gonna
cost you money, you know.Copy !req
1940. The clothing allowance cut off
halfway through the last...Copy !req
1941. My God, can you just
please concentrateCopy !req
1942. on getting the new bodyguard?Copy !req
1943. God damn it! Please!Copy !req
1944. All right, all right.Copy !req
1945. Crabby.Copy !req
1946. I've already contacted
the agency.Copy !req
1947. Aw. Come on!Copy !req
1948. You, in this outfit...Copy !req
1949. Magnifico!Copy !req
1950. Do we have anything yet?Copy !req
1951. No one so far, Susan.Copy !req
1952. Slightly intimidating
crowd, however.Copy !req
1953. Hello, you look nice.Copy !req
1954. Ah, just keep laughing.
Looks fade.Copy !req
1955. Keep your eyes open.Copy !req
1956. God damn it,
I told you to dress up.Copy !req
1957. And take off those gloves.Copy !req
1958. You look like
Darth-fucking-Vader.Copy !req
1959. Yeah? Well, you look like
an Ewok died on your head.Copy !req
1960. I don't even know
what that means.Copy !req
1961. You're gonna know
what it meansCopy !req
1962. when I split you open
like a Tauntaun.Copy !req
1963. Whatever.Copy !req
1964. Keep an eye out
for this woman.Copy !req
1965. She's the one coming
to make the bid.Copy !req
1966. He's got a friend.Copy !req
1967. Very pretty.Copy !req
1968. I'm glad you know
what pretty is.Copy !req
1969. You should remember it next time
you're in a clothing store.Copy !req
1970. I need you to keep
your eyes open.Copy !req
1971. I may need
your help out there.Copy !req
1972. To close my eyesCopy !req
1973. in the presence
of this beautiful body...Copy !req
1974. would be a crime.Copy !req
1975. Oh, God.Copy !req
1976. Nancy, okay,
you know the womanCopy !req
1977. I spotted in Paris,
the bomber?Copy !req
1978. She's coming tonight
to make a bid.Copy !req
1979. She already works for De Luca
so we know something is up.Copy !req
1980. I need you to keep an...Copy !req
1981. Son of a bee sting.Copy !req
1982. Excuse me, he's mine.Copy !req
1983. Yeah.Copy !req
1984. I didn't mean
to hit her that hard.Copy !req
1985. You're like a balloon animal.Copy !req
1986. Here, take those.Copy !req
1987. Hi. What are you doing, Ford?Copy !req
1988. I'm here to help you, Cooper.Copy !req
1989. You may have found Rayna,
but you cannot lose her.Copy !req
1990. This isn't fucking playtime anymore!
Yeah?Copy !req
1991. It's playtime on your face,
with your stupid mustache!Copy !req
1992. Where'd you get that from,
Mr. Potato Head?Copy !req
1993. You are gonna
blow my fucking cover.Copy !req
1994. Yeah? Sunglasses are not a
cover, they're an accessory.Copy !req
1995. Get out of here!Copy !req
1996. You're gonna fuck this up without
me around to save your girly ass.Copy !req
1997. God, I hate you so much!Copy !req
1998. You can't let your desire for
me put you in danger, Cooper.Copy !req
1999. Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.Copy !req
2000. You dance like
a horny eighth grader.Copy !req
2001. Are you erect?
Get off me!Copy !req
2002. Blend in,
or get the fuck out!Copy !req
2003. You get out of here!Copy !req
2004. Yeah, who's dominating now?Copy !req
2005. Fuck!Copy !req
2006. Don't, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
2007. You've gotta be kidding!
Get off of me!Copy !req
2008. You get off of me! Get your
silky shirt off of me!Copy !req
2009. Blend in,
or get the fuck out.Copy !req
2010. Thank you
for the beautiful ladies.Copy !req
2011. You guys okay?Copy !req
2012. Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!Copy !req
2013. What's up, Budapest?Copy !req
2014. I just had some goulash.
The shit was on point!Copy !req
2015. Oh, shit. She's here.Copy !req
2016. We can't let
Rayna see her...Copy !req
2017. so you need to take out her
bodyguards and I'll deal with her.Copy !req
2018. Ain't nobody orders
me around!Copy !req
2019. God, do you have
a better idea?Copy !req
2020. Yeah, we release
a gas in the club...Copy !req
2021. causing everybody to get
temporary amnesia.Copy !req
2022. Get 100 sticks
of dynamite...Copy !req
2023. Oh, God! Just go!
Just go!Copy !req
2024. Nancy, I need you
to get in here now.Copy !req
2025. I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!Copy !req
2026. Pardon. Excuse me.Copy !req
2027. Okay. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
2028. Wow! 50 Cent Piece!Copy !req
2029. Thanks for letting me know.Copy !req
2030. Do not let Rayna
see that woman.Copy !req
2031. Create a diversion, now.Copy !req
2032. What kind of diversion?
A big one!Copy !req
2033. 50, I love you!Copy !req
2034. 50, I love you!Copy !req
2035. Kiss me!Copy !req
2036. Get her!
Take me now!Copy !req
2037. Turn around.Copy !req
2038. Get off!
I'm coming in!Copy !req
2039. Nancy, I got her.
Meet me outside.Copy !req
2040. Okay. Right.Copy !req
2041. I'm fine now.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
2042. Okay.Copy !req
2043. I got my wish. That was it.Copy !req
2044. I've now got to jump Michael
Buble in Croatia. He wants me.Copy !req
2045. All right, Cooper.
I've got this under control.Copy !req
2046. You're coming with me.Copy !req
2047. Oh, my God, Susan!Copy !req
2048. Okay, bigger diversion.Copy !req
2049. Huge diversion.Copy !req
2050. Bitch!Copy !req
2051. I gotta know
who she's working for.Copy !req
2052. Get Rayna out of here!Copy !req
2053. That's not fair!Copy !req
2054. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
2055. God damn it!Copy !req
2056. Nancy, where are you?Copy !req
2057. Bit indisposed.Copy !req
2058. It turns out 50 Cent
doesn't have a great senseCopy !req
2059. of humor or irony.Copy !req
2060. I need backup!
I lost my gun in the club!Copy !req
2061. We're probably
more alike than you think!Copy !req
2062. Oh!Copy !req
2063. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
2064. Oh, shit.Copy !req
2065. Ow!Copy !req
2066. Why'd I get
rid of my gloves?Copy !req
2067. Ow! Motherbutler!Copy !req
2068. You got a lot of rage
in that jumpsuit.Copy !req
2069. You dead serious?Copy !req
2070. God!Copy !req
2071. Wait! Wait a minute!Copy !req
2072. This isn't what you want,
or what I want.Copy !req
2073. This is like what
the Man wants.Copy !req
2074. Us, you know? Two smart,
pretty brunettes...Copy !req
2075. kind of breaking
each other down.Copy !req
2076. I mean, you look similar to a
gal I was in college with.Copy !req
2077. Things happened.Copy !req
2078. I think we all dabble.Copy !req
2079. It's mostly just kind of
stuff with hands and...Copy !req
2080. God, I can't wait
to kill you.Copy !req
2081. Oh...Copy !req
2082. That's clean through.Copy !req
2083. Thanks for your weapon.Copy !req
2084. It's been inside you,Copy !req
2085. so I don't think
it should go inside me...Copy !req
2086. Get up. Get up!Copy !req
2087. You are under arrest
by Susan Cooper...Copy !req
2088. and the government
of the United States.Copy !req
2089. Rayna, how did you do that?Copy !req
2090. I didn't.Copy !req
2091. He did.Copy !req
2092. Hello, Coop.Copy !req
2093. Fine?Copy !req
2094. Ow...Copy !req
2095. Hey.Copy !req
2096. Coop.Copy !req
2097. Wake up!Copy !req
2098. Did you have a nice nap?Copy !req
2099. You were snoring
very loudly.Copy !req
2100. That's just really
not the mostCopy !req
2101. upsetting news right now.Copy !req
2102. My father used to
bring people here.Copy !req
2103. Did he also make you dress
like a slutty dolphin trainer?Copy !req
2104. He'd starve them...Copy !req
2105. torture them.Copy !req
2106. You name it.Copy !req
2107. But he especially
didn't like itCopy !req
2108. when people lied to him.Copy !req
2109. Not that I bought it.Copy !req
2110. You knew?Copy !req
2111. Of course I knew.Copy !req
2112. I told you, you were better
off in the basement, Coop.Copy !req
2113. You could have
avoided all of this.Copy !req
2114. And what, Fine?Copy !req
2115. Now you're a nuclear
black marketer?Copy !req
2116. A terrorist?Copy !req
2117. No...Copy !req
2118. He's just fucking me.Copy !req
2119. You're a loud kisser.Copy !req
2120. Excuse me?
You're a loud kisser.Copy !req
2121. And it's gross
and unappealing.Copy !req
2122. You look like some
old, toothless womanCopy !req
2123. sucking the jelly
out of a donut.Copy !req
2124. Hey, what's it like
sleeping with the manCopy !req
2125. that killed your father?Copy !req
2126. Nice try, Coop.Copy !req
2127. She already knows
it was Cress.Copy !req
2128. Ah.Copy !req
2129. Okay.Copy !req
2130. You've probably always been in
love with him, haven't you?Copy !req
2131. Talking in his ear...Copy !req
2132. hoping eventually one day
he'll fall in love with you.Copy !req
2133. Poor little,
pathetic Susan Coleman.Copy !req
2134. That's not my last name,Copy !req
2135. so it's really not much
of a burn, is it?Copy !req
2136. Cooping.Copy !req
2137. No.Copy !req
2138. Croupon.Copy !req
2139. Are you thinking "Groupon"?Copy !req
2140. No, my name's not "Groupon."Copy !req
2141. Croupe.
Keep going.Copy !req
2142. Kapowski.Copy !req
2143. That's getting
further from it!Copy !req
2144. Well, whatever the fuck it is,
let's just call you dead.Copy !req
2145. Hey, baby?Copy !req
2146. I thought we were gonna hang
on to her till tonight.Copy !req
2147. I changed my mind.Copy !req
2148. Goodbye.Copy !req
2149. Like I'd waste
a bullet on you.Copy !req
2150. Put her in the room.Copy !req
2151. Ah!Copy !req
2152. Hey, Aldo.Copy !req
2153. Hello, captured lady.Copy !req
2154. I failed.Copy !req
2155. I failed the mission.Copy !req
2156. Fine is alive...Copy !req
2157. and he's a traitor.Copy !req
2158. Don't be downhearted.Copy !req
2159. My mama said to me...Copy !req
2160. "Aldo,
life is full of sorrow...Copy !req
2161. "and surprises.Copy !req
2162. "But, a magnificent
pair of bosoms...Copy !req
2163. "will..."Copy !req
2164. Good story.Copy !req
2165. Susan.Copy !req
2166. Get away from me.
No, listen.Copy !req
2167. I haven't got much time.Copy !req
2168. Why'd you do it, Fine?Copy !req
2169. This was my only way in.Copy !req
2170. I had to fake my death
to gain Rayna's trust.Copy !req
2171. I jammed the signal,
popped out my lens.Copy !req
2172. It was easy.Copy !req
2173. I hated to do it to you, Coop,
but I had to. I had to.Copy !req
2174. Rayna knew
all about our agents...Copy !req
2175. because Karen Walker
sold her the names.Copy !req
2176. I just couldn't trust anyone
at the agencyCopy !req
2177. not to give me away,
not even you.Copy !req
2178. How do I even know
you're telling me the truth?Copy !req
2179. Did Karen Walker
try to kill you?Copy !req
2180. You shot her?Copy !req
2181. I'm deep undercover.Copy !req
2182. But not so deep that
I can't still protect you.Copy !req
2183. All right, look me
in the eye.Copy !req
2184. What?Copy !req
2185. Really look me
in the eye.Copy !req
2186. One of your eyes is bigger
than the other.Copy !req
2187. Really?Copy !req
2188. No.Copy !req
2189. You're perfect,
God damn it.Copy !req
2190. Asshole.Copy !req
2191. That hurt.Copy !req
2192. Good, it was
supposed to.Copy !req
2193. Bosom.Copy !req
2194. Is he dangerous?Copy !req
2195. Only if you have boobs.Copy !req
2196. So did Rayna
really know I was a spy?Copy !req
2197. No. Not until you blew your
cover back at that kitchen.Copy !req
2198. I really thought she was more
experienced than that.Copy !req
2199. Thank God she's not, huh?Copy !req
2200. Because if she was,
you'd be dead now.Copy !req
2201. I think they're pretty
good covers...Copy !req
2202. I gotta go.Copy !req
2203. We're heading to De Luca's
villa to meet with Dudaev.Copy !req
2204. Then we're taking him
to wherever the bomb is.Copy !req
2205. This thing is almost over.Copy !req
2206. Hang tight.Copy !req
2207. Hello, bound lady.Copy !req
2208. Not now, Aldo.Copy !req
2209. I think Mr. Fine
has underestimated you.Copy !req
2210. You found your targets,Copy !req
2211. you tracked them down,
you fought very hard.Copy !req
2212. Susan...Copy !req
2213. you are a good agent.Copy !req
2214. You'll get them
next time, huh?Copy !req
2215. Unless we die here.Copy !req
2216. Then you will not.Copy !req
2217. You know what,
I'm not going down like this.Copy !req
2218. I need you to untie me.Copy !req
2219. Bosom. What?Copy !req
2220. Stop! God damn it!Copy !req
2221. Just untie me.Copy !req
2222. No, you heard Mr. Fine.
He's working a plan.Copy !req
2223. We have to stay put.Copy !req
2224. Untie me. Now.Copy !req
2225. That's my ass.Copy !req
2226. It is very difficult to see
or gauge my position.Copy !req
2227. You're just simply
grabbing my ass.Copy !req
2228. Oh. I am, sorry.Copy !req
2229. Let's roll
to our side.Copy !req
2230. God!Copy !req
2231. Oh! Hey!Copy !req
2232. The knot is very tight,
but I am making progress.Copy !req
2233. Your hand is way up in there.Copy !req
2234. My right hand is restrained
from the weight of my body.Copy !req
2235. Okay. Let's try this.Copy !req
2236. Oh, God.Copy !req
2237. Okay. I will
inchworm my way...Copy !req
2238. You're being very loud.Copy !req
2239. Shh!Copy !req
2240. Wait. I have idea.Copy !req
2241. God. Another one?Copy !req
2242. Oh, Jesus.
Don't move.Copy !req
2243. Wait, wait, wait!
Stay still.Copy !req
2244. No, no, no!Copy !req
2245. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
2246. Oh, God!
Yes.Copy !req
2247. Can't be happening.Copy !req
2248. Damn it, I was having
such an empowering momentCopy !req
2249. before this started.Copy !req
2250. My penis may be gently kissing
the back of your head.Copy !req
2251. Just untie me
before I crush your nuts.Copy !req
2252. Oh, please.Copy !req
2253. If only we had time
for such pleasures.Copy !req
2254. Go!Copy !req
2255. Your face and the knot
are about to enter my colon.Copy !req
2256. Stop licking it!Copy !req
2257. It is done.Copy !req
2258. Thank you, Aldo.Copy !req
2259. I don't wanna know
why my neck is wet...Copy !req
2260. but you did excellent work.
Prego.Copy !req
2261. Turn around,
let me untie you,Copy !req
2262. and let's get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
2263. I need you to alert
CIA and Interpol.Copy !req
2264. I'm gonna go to De Luca's
and back up Fine.Copy !req
2265. You know where
the villa is?Copy !req
2266. I know everything.Copy !req
2267. One day, lady super spy...Copy !req
2268. Susan Cooper...Copy !req
2269. I will fuck you.Copy !req
2270. I love this new car smell.Copy !req
2271. Really nice.Copy !req
2272. Oh. Mmm.Copy !req
2273. Welcome to Lake Balaton.Copy !req
2274. I found this staircaseCopy !req
2275. and made them build
a house around it.Copy !req
2276. Our dear Mr. Dudaev
will be arriving shortly.Copy !req
2277. You are about to become
a very rich woman, Rayna.Copy !req
2278. Which means you'll have to be
a little more careful...Copy !req
2279. about the company you keep.Copy !req
2280. So many people have such
terrible agendas...Copy !req
2281. like perhaps
your friend here.Copy !req
2282. I can see his obvious
outer appeal.Copy !req
2283. You have terrific eyes.Copy !req
2284. Thanks.Copy !req
2285. But he also works
for the CIA, doesn't he?Copy !req
2286. An odd choice of companion for
someone in your work, Rayna.Copy !req
2287. Doesn't exactly inspire
confidence in those around you.Copy !req
2288. Fuck you, Sergio. You would never
talk to my father like that.Copy !req
2289. I never had to.Copy !req
2290. Mr. De Luca, it's true.Copy !req
2291. I worked for the CIA,
but they think I'm dead.Copy !req
2292. I'm with Rayna now, and I'm
here to help you both.Copy !req
2293. You and Karen Walker
are both double agents.Copy !req
2294. What's going on
at the CIA?Copy !req
2295. Drones taking all
the cool assignments?Copy !req
2296. If we don't get rid
of him right now,Copy !req
2297. I'm calling off the deal.Copy !req
2298. Don't you fucking dare.Copy !req
2299. Yeah, why don't you listen
to that asshole.Copy !req
2300. Don't you fucking dare.Copy !req
2301. You're a bit
outnumbered here, Miss...Copy !req
2302. I'm sorry, what the
fuck is your name?Copy !req
2303. Susan Cooper.
I'm with the CIA.Copy !req
2304. Jesus. Rayna, did you invite
the entire agency here...Copy !req
2305. or are they just having
a company retreatCopy !req
2306. at the villa next door?Copy !req
2307. God, you're funny, huh?Copy !req
2308. It's just me.Copy !req
2309. It's gonna be
in your best interestCopy !req
2310. to keep Fine and me alive.Copy !req
2311. I'm trying, but I'm not quite
following your logic.Copy !req
2312. You want me to slow it down
for you? Okay.Copy !req
2313. You're about to meet
with Solsa Dudaev...Copy !req
2314. a man I've been collecting
intelligence on for years.Copy !req
2315. And I'm guessing
that your boys hereCopy !req
2316. are too busy manscaping...Copy !req
2317. to have told you
how he does business.Copy !req
2318. Because about half the people
he deals with end up dead.Copy !req
2319. I can tell you what
Dudaev's gonna doCopy !req
2320. five minutes before he
even thinks about it.Copy !req
2321. And I sure as shit know enough to
cover up a Russian flag tattoo...Copy !req
2322. since Dudaev's brother was
killed by the Russian military.Copy !req
2323. Jesus!Copy !req
2324. You own a computer?
You heard of fucking Google?Copy !req
2325. I'll tell you another thing.Copy !req
2326. You know
your little girlfriend...Copy !req
2327. the one from
the Paris bombing?Copy !req
2328. She's just using you
to get to Rayna.Copy !req
2329. If it hadn't been for me
last night...Copy !req
2330. she would've kidnapped her
at the club...Copy !req
2331. and then you'd be
standing hereCopy !req
2332. with your dick
in your hand...Copy !req
2333. because you'd never
find that bomb.Copy !req
2334. So you need me, De Luca.Copy !req
2335. And I'm not gonna help you
unless you keep Fine alive.Copy !req
2336. Now, let me
get this straight.Copy !req
2337. You work for the CIA...Copy !req
2338. yet you're willing to help me
sell a nuclear bomb...Copy !req
2339. in order to save
this man's life?Copy !req
2340. Why would I believe that?Copy !req
2341. Because she's in love
with him.Copy !req
2342. Yeah, so what?Copy !req
2343. This idiot
doesn't even know it.Copy !req
2344. Too dumb to know
I'd do anything for him.Copy !req
2345. And fuck the CIA, right?Copy !req
2346. What have they ever
done for me?Copy !req
2347. Took 10 years of my life,
gave me shitty pay...Copy !req
2348. put me in a basement with
a ceiling full of bats...Copy !req
2349. that pretty sure gave me pinkeye
or at least an allergy...Copy !req
2350. Something got fucked up
in my eye.Copy !req
2351. I would've been out
a long time agoCopy !req
2352. if it hadn't been for Fine.Copy !req
2353. So, yeah, I'll do anything
it takes to keep him alive.Copy !req
2354. That's pretty pathetic,
right?Copy !req
2355. Extremely pathetic.Copy !req
2356. God, you're an asshole.Copy !req
2357. When this is over, I'm gonna
shave that fucking head.Copy !req
2358. All right, Miss Havisham.Copy !req
2359. I'll take you up
on your offer.Copy !req
2360. But if you try anything,
I mean anything...Copy !req
2361. I'll make
your dream come trueCopy !req
2362. and send you and
your boyfriend to heaven.Copy !req
2363. Let's go.Copy !req
2364. Mr. Dudaev.Copy !req
2365. Welcome to Hungary.Copy !req
2366. Like Chechnya,
only easier to pronounce.Copy !req
2367. Enough with the bullshit.Copy !req
2368. Where is the package?Copy !req
2369. Once my client
sees the payment...Copy !req
2370. she'll take us all to its
very secure hiding spot.Copy !req
2371. Wherever that may be.Copy !req
2372. I got it, handsome.Copy !req
2373. 100,000,000 EurosCopy !req
2374. doesn't buy
what it used to, does it?Copy !req
2375. Nice ice, Solsa.Copy !req
2376. Right.Copy !req
2377. He's all yours.Copy !req
2378. Gentlemen,
if you would follow me.Copy !req
2379. Here it is.Copy !req
2380. What is this bullshit?Copy !req
2381. Bullshit?Copy !req
2382. Solsa, I'll have you know...Copy !req
2383. It's the nuke.Copy !req
2384. Clever girl.Copy !req
2385. A lead-lined compartment.Copy !req
2386. Correct.Copy !req
2387. The lead lining is thick as to
mask any radiation detection.Copy !req
2388. My father was extremely
good at his job.Copy !req
2389. Unbelievable!Copy !req
2390. You could have warned me,
Rayna.Copy !req
2391. I've been throwing
my gym clothesCopy !req
2392. on top of that thing
for a week.Copy !req
2393. It is beautiful.Copy !req
2394. Yes, it is.Copy !req
2395. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
2396. Conducting business.Copy !req
2397. Uh-uh.Copy !req
2398. Put it in the helicopter.Copy !req
2399. And don't forget
my diamonds.Copy !req
2400. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
2401. De Luca played you, Rayna.Copy !req
2402. And you led him right to it.Copy !req
2403. You didn't expect me
to let him have it, did you?Copy !req
2404. I mean, it's like giving a
Stradivarius to a hillbilly.Copy !req
2405. I have a buyer
who's willing to pay meCopy !req
2406. 500,000,000 Euros for it.Copy !req
2407. And Dudaev would've
never been ableCopy !req
2408. to get that bomb
onto American soil.Copy !req
2409. My buyer will have it in the
middle of New York City...Copy !req
2410. and use it next week.Copy !req
2411. So, you know,Copy !req
2412. if you haven't seen
Phantom yet...Copy !req
2413. So, what?Copy !req
2414. Does this mean you're gonna
kill me too, Sergio?Copy !req
2415. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
2416. Sorry, Rayna.Copy !req
2417. It's just cleaner that way.
You understand.Copy !req
2418. Explain it to me, De Luca!Copy !req
2419. God. He means well.Copy !req
2420. This day just keeps getting
better and better.Copy !req
2421. Thanks for the
performance, folks.Copy !req
2422. But sorry, Rayna,
show's over.Copy !req
2423. Go! Go!Copy !req
2424. Holy shit.Copy !req
2425. Where's De Luca?
Susan!Copy !req
2426. Get down!Copy !req
2427. No!Copy !req
2428. Whoa! Ah!Copy !req
2429. I should have killed you
when I had the chance.Copy !req
2430. Rayna!
What?Copy !req
2431. Under the car!Copy !req
2432. Push it over!Copy !req
2433. Seriously?Copy !req
2434. God, use those fucking
bird arms and push it!Copy !req
2435. Oh!Copy !req
2436. What happened?Copy !req
2437. Did I get him?Copy !req
2438. De Luca's got the bomb
on the helicopter. Get up!Copy !req
2439. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
2440. I got this.Copy !req
2441. No!Copy !req
2442. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!Copy !req
2443. Hurry up!Copy !req
2444. Come on!Copy !req
2445. Kill her!Copy !req
2446. I've got this.
I've done this before!Copy !req
2447. Ah!Copy !req
2448. Cooper, you're gonna
fuck this up!Copy !req
2449. Shut up and help!Copy !req
2450. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
2451. Ford, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
2452. I'm gonna crawl up you...Copy !req
2453. and take out De Luca.Copy !req
2454. Get your hands off my boobs!Copy !req
2455. I'm saving you!Copy !req
2456. Oh, my God.
Those do not belong on those!Copy !req
2457. I can't get a good grip.Copy !req
2458. Your pants are too slippery!Copy !req
2459. You should have worn
coarser pants.Copy !req
2460. Well, I'm tired of wearing
my fucking sandpaper pants.Copy !req
2461. Clench your ass!
Clench your fucking ass!Copy !req
2462. Oh! Get out of there!Copy !req
2463. Help me out!Copy !req
2464. You motherfucker!Copy !req
2465. I'm gonna report you to HR.Copy !req
2466. Hang on tight!Copy !req
2467. I'm gonna swing like
I'm on a trapeze,Copy !req
2468. and leap my way up
to the cockpit...Copy !req
2469. I told you you was gonna
fuck this up, Cooper!Copy !req
2470. Holy smokes!Copy !req
2471. Ooh, that's high!Copy !req
2472. God damn it!Copy !req
2473. Fucking new suit.Copy !req
2474. This shit ends now!Copy !req
2475. Freeze!Copy !req
2476. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2477. I am not in the fucking mood
for your bullshit!Copy !req
2478. Yeah? Then you'll love this!Copy !req
2479. I am not in the mood
for your bullshit!Copy !req
2480. Back up!Copy !req
2481. Sorry, spy.Copy !req
2482. Playtime's over.Copy !req
2483. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
2484. Say goodbye to your toys!Copy !req
2485. What are you doing?Copy !req
2486. Don't you dare!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
2487. Don't!Copy !req
2488. No!Copy !req
2489. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2490. Die!Copy !req
2491. Ah!Copy !req
2492. I just shot a man!Copy !req
2493. Is it wrong
it felt so right?Copy !req
2494. It's so me!Copy !req
2495. Hey! Heroic lady!Copy !req
2496. In my country,Copy !req
2497. there is a saying
about women like you...Copy !req
2498. "Hot as fuck!"Copy !req
2499. Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.Copy !req
2500. Go, Susan!Copy !req
2501. Oh.Copy !req
2502. That was not part
of my plan.Copy !req
2503. Just like a woman
to wear jewelry into battle.Copy !req
2504. Although,
this is the ugliestCopy !req
2505. fucking necklace
I've ever seen!Copy !req
2506. Yes, it is.Copy !req
2507. And it's all yours...Copy !req
2508. with an adjustable toggle!Copy !req
2509. Here we go. No problem.Copy !req
2510. Come on!Copy !req
2511. Okay!
All right, I got it.Copy !req
2512. I got it.Copy !req
2513. Nice copter!
Where'd you get it?Copy !req
2514. It's 50 Cent's!Copy !req
2515. I had to deputize him
to let us use it!Copy !req
2516. He is so afraid of me!Copy !req
2517. I'm a motherfucking spy!Copy !req
2518. Let's go shoot
somebody else!Copy !req
2519. Simmer down, 50 Cent,
or I'll mount you again.Copy !req
2520. This day is just getting
better and better!Copy !req
2521. He wants me!Copy !req
2522. I think we should land.Copy !req
2523. I dropped a nuke
in the water.Copy !req
2524. Good job, guys.
Sorry about the lake.Copy !req
2525. All right, motherfucker,
don't push.Copy !req
2526. You're gonna
get your pictures.Copy !req
2527. There's enough 50
to go around.Copy !req
2528. You know I just helped
kill a terrorist, right?Copy !req
2529. You ever see Kanye
do some shit like that?Copy !req
2530. He never, never!Copy !req
2531. Isn't this wonderful?Copy !req
2532. I was hoping to spend
the rest of my life in jail.Copy !req
2533. Give me some quality time
to deal with the fact...Copy !req
2534. that I was sleeping with
the man who killed my father.Copy !req
2535. Anyway. Call my lawyer.Copy !req
2536. Get the Goyard tote
from the hotel.Copy !req
2537. I need everything on time...Copy !req
2538. Do you think
I still work for you?Copy !req
2539. Whatever. Fuck you.Copy !req
2540. I knew you really liked me.Copy !req
2541. Hey!Copy !req
2542. Fuck you too.Copy !req
2543. Don't touch
my fucking hair!Copy !req
2544. What are you looking at?Copy !req
2545. Oh, God, Aldo, don't...Copy !req
2546. I am too tired
to fend off your groping.Copy !req
2547. Please.Copy !req
2548. I understand completely.Copy !req
2549. Look, my real name
is Albert...Copy !req
2550. MI6.Copy !req
2551. Look, I'm sorry if
my disguise was a bit much.Copy !req
2552. I just like to really
get into character.Copy !req
2553. Although I fear
I may have becomeCopy !req
2554. overexcited
at certain points.Copy !req
2555. Little bit.Copy !req
2556. By way of apology...Copy !req
2557. should your work ever
bring you to London...Copy !req
2558. I would love
to take you for dinner.Copy !req
2559. Okay. Yeah,
I think that would be nice.Copy !req
2560. Wonderful.Copy !req
2561. God!Copy !req
2562. How you
like my English accent, huh?Copy !req
2563. I learn it from
the Downton Abbey.Copy !req
2564. No, I'm only joking.Copy !req
2565. Or am I?Copy !req
2566. Oh, my God.Copy !req
2567. Coop.Copy !req
2568. Great work.Copy !req
2569. What a job.Copy !req
2570. Super Cooper.
Really amazing.Copy !req
2571. - Thanks.
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
2572. You really came through.Copy !req
2573. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
2574. I'd like to keep you
out in the field for now.Copy !req
2575. Wow.Copy !req
2576. We need you to fly
to Prague tomorrow...Copy !req
2577. to infiltrate an international
drug-smuggling ring.Copy !req
2578. Here's your new identity.Copy !req
2579. You in, Cooper?Copy !req
2580. Agent Susan Cooper
reporting for duty, ma'am.Copy !req
2581. Nobody says or does that, but great.
I won't do that.Copy !req
2582. Okay.Copy !req
2583. Thank you.Copy !req
2584. Francis Mays is an
unemployed telemarketerCopy !req
2585. living off her
disability checks.Copy !req
2586. Oh, sweet Jesus!Copy !req
2587. And who wears reading glasses
in their passport photo?Copy !req
2588. She's only kidding.
She got ya!Copy !req
2589. Oh, my God!
That was a good one!Copy !req
2590. Yeah, actually, I'm not. I
don't have a sense of humor.Copy !req
2591. No, you don't.Copy !req
2592. We'll talk soon.Copy !req
2593. Glad the pinkeye
is under control.Copy !req
2594. That was actually
an allergy...Copy !req
2595. Okay. Got it.Copy !req
2596. So, you're a spy now, Coop.Copy !req
2597. Yeah.Copy !req
2598. Congratulations.Copy !req
2599. Thanks.Copy !req
2600. I don't think
I'll ever find anyoneCopy !req
2601. as good as you
in the basement.Copy !req
2602. I think you will.Copy !req
2603. There's a lot of good people
down there.Copy !req
2604. So, hey...Copy !req
2605. I know a great little
restaurant right near here.Copy !req
2606. Maybe you and I could go
for a nice, long dinner?Copy !req
2607. You know what,Copy !req
2608. I'm just kind of feeling
like a girls' night.Copy !req
2609. You understand, right?Copy !req
2610. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
2611. I'll catch you later.
You go have a great time.Copy !req
2612. Thank you.Copy !req
2613. You're a lot furrier
than I thought you'd be.Copy !req
2614. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
2615. Smell you later, pal.Copy !req
2616. Hey, Coop.Copy !req
2617. All those things you said
about me to De Luca...Copy !req
2618. Did you mean that?Copy !req
2619. God, I admire you.Copy !req
2620. Glad you're still
alive, Beverly,Copy !req
2621. you silly fucking
girly wanker!Copy !req
2622. God!Copy !req
2623. Nice work, Cooper.Copy !req
2624. Wow. Is that a compliment?Copy !req
2625. That's not easy
for you to do.Copy !req
2626. Fuck it. Look, you
did a good job.Copy !req
2627. Probably just beginner's
luck, though.Copy !req
2628. There we go.
Where did you get a suit?Copy !req
2629. I fucking made it,
didn't I?Copy !req
2630. It's nice.Copy !req
2631. You still out
of the CIA?Copy !req
2632. Probably not.
They need me.Copy !req
2633. I think I need to spend some
time on my own first, though.Copy !req
2634. Clear my head.Copy !req
2635. I'm gonna take this
down the coast.Copy !req
2636. Maybe spend some time in Italy.
Drive it to Greece.Copy !req
2637. Sometimes a man
needs to go to sea.Copy !req
2638. Sounds good, Ford.Copy !req
2639. Good for you.Copy !req
2640. Take care.Copy !req
2641. Bye.Copy !req
2642. Arrivederci.Copy !req
2643. Do you think
he knows that's a lake?Copy !req
2644. No, I don't.Copy !req
2645. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
2646. You can't let anybody see
how sore I am.Copy !req
2647. I got you.
Okay.Copy !req
2648. Come here.Copy !req
2649. My glutes
are really seizing up.Copy !req
2650. If you're sore,
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
2651. Take a hot bath and then
we're gonna celebrate.Copy !req
2652. I hope you like champagne
and beef jerky.Copy !req
2653. Well... Oh. That's a...Copy !req
2654. You have to!Copy !req
2655. Because I stole
a case of it...Copy !req
2656. I don't know
if I like them together.Copy !req
2657. out of 50 Cent's
helicopter!Copy !req
2658. Slower, slower.Copy !req
2659. Cooper,
is this a fucking lake?Copy !req
2660. How the fuck
do I get to Italy?Copy !req
2661. Ow.Copy !req
2662. Bosoms.Copy !req
2663. Ah, stop screaming.
You loved it.Copy !req
2664. Ugh. God.Copy !req
2665. Finished?Copy !req
2666. Yeah.Copy !req
2667. Round two?Copy !req
2668. All right.Copy !req
2669. Don't do that thing
with your thumb again.Copy !req
2670. I can't believe I said it!
I hate myself for saying it!Copy !req
2671. She said it!Copy !req