1. Ladies.Copy !req
2. Baccarat.Copy !req
3. Exquisite.Copy !req
4. Tihomir.Copy !req
5. Hang up.Copy !req
6. Bradley Fine.Copy !req
7. I'm honored.Copy !req
8. Pleasure's all mine.Copy !req
9. Tell me where the bomb is.Copy !req
10. 10 seconds,
or you're dead.Copy !req
11. Interesting.Copy !req
12. You see, when my men
and I hid it...Copy !req
13. I made sure to erase
any witnesses.Copy !req
14. And then I erased the erasers.Copy !req
15. Which means,Copy !req
16. I'm now the only one
who knows...Copy !req
17. just where that
dangerously compactCopy !req
18. and transportable nuke is.Copy !req
19. So...Copy !req
20. I'd say I have
more than 10 seconds.Copy !req
21. Well then, in that case,
I'd say you'd better start...Copy !req
22. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
23. Oh, my God!
Why did you do that?Copy !req
24. I didn't do it on purpose.Copy !req
25. There's like a ton
of pollen in here!Copy !req
26. Oh, God! Christmas
on a cracker!Copy !req
27. Did you take
your medicine?Copy !req
28. I forgot it on the plane.Copy !req
29. I told you this morning,Copy !req
30. I put extra
in all yourjackets!Copy !req
31. You did?Copy !req
32. Great. Shit! Thanks.Copy !req
33. No, you know what?
That's on me.Copy !req
34. Because I heard you
sniffle a while agoCopy !req
35. and I did nothing
with that information.Copy !req
36. So that's blood
on my hands, really...Copy !req
37. Okay. You know what?
You got three coming in.Copy !req
38. Get out the
back door now. Move.Copy !req
39. Anybody in here?Copy !req
40. Yeah, we got one
coming around
the corner, now.Copy !req
41. Your three guests
are coming outCopy !req
42. that door behind you
right now.Copy !req
43. Watch your six.Copy !req
44. Yahtzee.Copy !req
45. Oh, zinger!
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
46. I should've brought
more bullets.Copy !req
47. I thought they were
chocolate sprinkles,Copy !req
48. which I would eat,
normally, by the fistful...Copy !req
49. but this tasted like...Copy !req
50. There's no other way
to say it, really.Copy !req
51. Like a rat's arse.Copy !req
52. Guys, can you please
keep it down?Copy !req
53. Unfortunately,
there's vermin in
the ceiling again,Copy !req
54. and I hate
to say it, but...Copy !req
55. they've pooped
all over your cake.Copy !req
56. I'm going left?
No.Copy !req
57. I need you to go right
and head down the tunnel.Copy !req
58. You've got one
coming around
to your right,Copy !req
59. and he's got a swarm
behind him.Copy !req
60. That's my girl.Copy !req
61. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
62. Watch your back.Copy !req
63. Oh, that was
a close one, Fine.Copy !req
64. Who's the finest of them all?
You are.Copy !req
65. Oh, Bradley, you're so fineCopy !req
66. You're so fine,
you blow my mindCopy !req
67. Hey, Bradley!Copy !req
68. Oh, God, duck!Copy !req
69. Nice moves, Fine.Copy !req
70. Pilates has been
working out for you.Copy !req
71. You noticed?Copy !req
72. Yeah, you just seem looser.
Like, in your hips.Copy !req
73. I mean athletically speaking.Copy !req
74. I don't know. I guess
you don't seem so awkward.Copy !req
75. (WHISPERING)
Shut up!Copy !req
76. Going straight?
No.Copy !req
77. Go right up the stairs.Copy !req
78. You're gonna find
a little friendCopy !req
79. on the first landing.Copy !req
80. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
81. You're clear to the top.Copy !req
82. Get moving.Copy !req
83. Oh, my God!
The rats can fly!Copy !req
84. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
85. All right, Fine.
Stop at the door.Copy !req
86. You got a guard approaching.
I'll tell you when.Copy !req
87. Wait for it,
Fine. Three...Copy !req
88. Two, one. Now!Copy !req
89. Oh, dear,
did I forget to knock?Copy !req
90. They're clawing
at my hair!
I can't see!Copy !req
91. What do you mean,
you can't see me?Copy !req
92. I'm good. You've got
SUVs approaching.Copy !req
93. Go to the dock!Copy !req
94. Dock. Excellent idea.Copy !req
95. Boyanov's boat
is at the end.Copy !req
96. Uh... No keys, Coop.Copy !req
97. The panel's on the lower left
under the steering wheel.Copy !req
98. You can hotwire it.Copy !req
99. I can't get to the wires!Copy !req
100. Okay, then stay down
and hold your ears!Copy !req
101. How will I hear
your beautiful voice?Copy !req
102. Stop being adorable
and get down!Copy !req
103. Lock on coordinates
43.16547...Copy !req
104. 27.94654...Copy !req
105. and fire, now.Copy !req
106. Whoo!Copy !req
107. Close one!Copy !req
108. Nice drone work, Coop!Copy !req
109. I could kiss you.Copy !req
110. Oh!
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
111. Well, I would accept that
with an open mouth.Copy !req
112. (LAUGHS) Soon as I'm back,
dinner is on me.Copy !req
113. Great work, Coop.Copy !req
114. Hey, pick up my dry cleaning
for me, would you?Copy !req
115. Also, get my car.Copy !req
116. Oh, sure. No problem.Copy !req
117. Oh, and I have to fire
my gardener.Copy !req
118. He keeps running overCopy !req
119. the sprinkler heads
with the mower.Copy !req
120. Can you cut him loose
for me?Copy !req
121. Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
122. You kidding?
I'd love it!Copy !req
123. You're the best.Copy !req
124. Smell you later, pal.Copy !req
125. God. Poor Jaime.Copy !req
126. The thing is,
Jaime, that...Copy !req
127. Uh...Copy !req
128. Oh!Copy !req
129. These your children?Copy !req
130. Your children, here?Copy !req
131. Yeah, I have children.Copy !req
132. I just have to cover
those eyes.Copy !req
133. They're looking
right at me. Um...Copy !req
134. Please, don't fire me.Copy !req
135. No. Jaime, I would never.Copy !req
136. This is more of a review.Copy !req
137. Oh.Copy !req
138. Jaime.Copy !req
139. Yes.Copy !req
140. The lawnmowerCopy !req
141. Right to
that lawnmower.Copy !req
142. You're a killer, Susan.Copy !req
143. The heart is a hunterCopy !req
144. And hard as a stoneCopy !req
145. Cold blood in the chamberCopy !req
146. Bullets and boneCopy !req
147. Into the night
you will fallCopy !req
148. Where there's
no wrong or rightCopy !req
149. Rough justice for allCopy !req
150. Love is powering lustCopy !req
151. You may find
my smile deceitfulCopy !req
152. But after it allCopy !req
153. Who else can you trust?Copy !req
154. Who else can you trust?Copy !req
155. Ah!Copy !req
156. These look delicious.Copy !req
157. I don't wanna be critical,
but this is very chewy.Copy !req
158. Coop. You're eating
a hand towel.Copy !req
159. Just cleansing my palette.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
160. Jeez. You had to take me
to such a dump?Copy !req
161. (LAUGHS)
Come on, cheapskate!Copy !req
162. Burger King was booked up.Copy !req
163. Ha!Copy !req
164. Sorry. I'm having dinner
with Gallagher over here.Copy !req
165. Guard your fruit!Copy !req
166. You could. You're funny.
Your timing is perfect.Copy !req
167. Never as funny as you,
Super Cooper.Copy !req
168. To another
successful mission.Copy !req
169. Go team.Copy !req
170. (WHISPERS) Go team.Copy !req
171. Hey, I've been thinking.Copy !req
172. Yeah.Copy !req
173. I couldn't do
what I do without you.Copy !req
174. And I've been thinkingCopy !req
175. about doing something
special for you...Copy !req
176. So...Copy !req
177. Good gravy, Fine.Copy !req
178. Oh. That's...Copy !req
179. It's a crazy cupcake!Copy !req
180. You love cakes.
Well...Copy !req
181. I'm not a big cake...Copy !req
182. I make cakes.
Yes. I see
the connection.Copy !req
183. Now you can wear a cake.Copy !req
184. How did you know
I don't care for
traditional jewelry?Copy !req
185. I can't seem to
stop looking at it...Copy !req
186. and it can't
stop looking at me.Copy !req
187. Imagine how awkward
it would've beenCopy !req
188. if it'd been a diamond ring
or something.Copy !req
189. Ooh...
Not a diamond ring! No!Copy !req
190. I would've had to say,
"I don't want to marry you!"Copy !req
191. I don't want
your muscly arms and hands...Copy !req
192. rubbing my back with Nivea
for the rest of my life.Copy !req
193. And our three kids run in,
you know...Copy !req
194. Karen, Tommy and Billy...Copy !req
195. and we'd say,
"Get out of here!"Copy !req
196. And they'd just all
have that beautiful jaw...Copy !req
197. and sky-blue eyes,
and a full mouth.
I mean...Copy !req
198. no, thank you.Copy !req
199. I'll just, you know,
I'll just...Copy !req
200. Can you give me a little
jewelry I can actually wear?Copy !req
201. Not gonna wear it?Copy !req
202. Yes. Yeah.
I was just saving it.Copy !req
203. Put it on!Copy !req
204. Look at that.
Wow, that's a...Copy !req
205. That is
an adjustable toggle.
Adjustable toggle.Copy !req
206. You don't see that
with a lot of jewelry.Copy !req
207. It's so you.
Is it?Copy !req
208. Wow, perfect.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
209. Oh... Somebody's jealous.Copy !req
210. Seriously, I couldn't do
what I do without you,Copy !req
211. in my earpiece.Copy !req
212. I could never do
what you do.Copy !req
213. Can you imagine me as a spy?Copy !req
214. Oh, my God.Copy !req
215. Out in the field.
Yeah.Copy !req
216. With a gun!
What?Copy !req
217. "Hi, terrorists.
Oh, golly!Copy !req
218. "Oh, I shot myself!
Whoops!Copy !req
219. "I meant to shoot you,
not me!"Copy !req
220. That's probably
what I'd say.Copy !req
221. "Hey, terrorists,
you better watch out,Copy !req
222. "or I'll make you
a chocolate cake.Copy !req
223. "Do you like chocolate?
Well, then I'll
make you a vanilla."Copy !req
224. They would never
let me be a spy.Copy !req
225. I can't even
dress like a spy.Copy !req
226. Look at you
and your tailored...Copy !req
227. Everything is cut right.Copy !req
228. And mine is like a lumpy
pumpkin sack dress.Copy !req
229. Oh, come...Copy !req
230. It doesn't even have a label.
Does not have a label.Copy !req
231. I think my mom made it.Copy !req
232. No, stop.Copy !req
233. I should get on my hands
and knees and start scooping.Copy !req
234. Good God.
Go easy on yourself.Copy !req
235. Okay.Copy !req
236. We're a perfect team.
That's why we work.Copy !req
237. Yeah.Copy !req
238. Come here.Copy !req
239. Come here. Close.Copy !req
240. I think
you're getting pinkeye.Copy !req
241. What? No.Copy !req
242. Right there.
No, that's not...Copy !req
243. Did you wipe your eye after
you cleaned out the cat box?Copy !req
244. I don't have cats.Copy !req
245. Why did I think that?Copy !req
246. I don't know.Copy !req
247. You should get some.
They're good company.Copy !req
248. We've intercepted chatter...Copy !req
249. that the weapon is
still being offered
to the highest bidder.Copy !req
250. Someone other than Boyanov
knows where that nuke is.Copy !req
251. It's probably
his daughter, Rayna.Copy !req
252. She's really the only
person he's trusted.Copy !req
253. Jesus, Cooper,
do you have pinkeye?Copy !req
254. Go home. You're going
to infect everybody.Copy !req
255. Told you.Copy !req
256. No, it's not
pinkeye, ma'am.Copy !req
257. It's just
I'm having a bit of
an allergic reaction.Copy !req
258. Well, I'm allergic
to disgustingCopy !req
259. childhood illnesses,
so stay away from me.Copy !req
260. Sorry.
Anyway, you're right.Copy !req
261. After Boyanov's death,Copy !req
262. Rayna went to
a safety deposit box
at a DSK bank in Varna.Copy !req
263. The chatter picked up
later that night.Copy !req
264. What do we know
about her?Copy !req
265. I can pull up her file.Copy !req
266. Oh, that's stuck.Copy !req
267. It's just a little
warm in here.Copy !req
268. Pull up my file...
Jesus! Not my keyboardCopy !req
269. with your pinkeye-infected
fingers!Copy !req
270. Why don't you
just cry directlyCopy !req
271. into my mouth
while you're at it?Copy !req
272. It really is just
an allergic reaction...Copy !req
273. Sit down. I'll do it.Copy !req
274. Okay, I'm gonna
go sit down.
Rayna Boyanov.Copy !req
275. Majored in international law
at Oxford.Copy !req
276. Top of her class.Copy !req
277. Been living in London
for the past 10 years.Copy !req
278. We know she has been
communicatingCopy !req
279. with the heads of several
terrorist organizations.Copy !req
280. Most ominously...Copy !req
281. Solsa Dudaev,
the al-Qaeda-funded leaderCopy !req
282. of the Chechen Martyrs'
Brigade.Copy !req
283. We have compelling evidence
that he has the machinery
in placeCopy !req
284. to get that nuke
to New York in timeCopy !req
285. for next week's
UN General Assembly.Copy !req
286. I'm already packed.Copy !req
287. One of our sources was toldCopy !req
288. she has taken up residence
outside of Sofia.Copy !req
289. Go get her.Copy !req
290. Grab my things, Coop.Copy !req
291. Jesus, Cooper, go put on
some sunglasses or something.Copy !req
292. I feel like you're a Gypsy,
cursing me with it.Copy !req
293. Yep, I'm on it.Copy !req
294. Yeah, that's all good.
Oh, Fine?Copy !req
295. Hi.
Hey, Super Cooper.Copy !req
296. Oh! Um...Copy !req
297. I just was feeling
a little weird about...Copy !req
298. Oh, yeah?
some of the stuff,
and I think the intel...Copy !req
299. on Rayna's location
seems a little too easy.Copy !req
300. I just...
Something doesn't feel right.Copy !req
301. It'll be right when
we get Rayna behind barsCopy !req
302. and that nuke
back in our hands.Copy !req
303. Yeah, sure. I just...Copy !req
304. I don't know.
All my alarm bells are
going off with this one.Copy !req
305. Really? Well, then,
it's okay
'cause I have a plan.Copy !req
306. You and I gotta stop going
on these awful missions.Copy !req
307. Run off together.Copy !req
308. Do you mean that?Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. What?Copy !req
311. Do I mean that?
You got me. You kidder.Copy !req
312. You sucker! No.Copy !req
313. You should have
seen your face!
You were like...Copy !req
314. Fine, I'm sorry if I...Copy !req
315. Don't be.
God, I admire you.Copy !req
316. "I admire you"?Copy !req
317. Well, did he at least say it
in a flirty tone that says...Copy !req
318. "And because of my
admiration, I shall now
take my shirt off...Copy !req
319. "and penetrate ye"?
No.Copy !req
320. The only way he'd
invite me to his bedroomCopy !req
321. is if he wants me
to fix his bed.Copy !req
322. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
323. Can I just have
a sip of your wine?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
324. It's quite buttery.Copy !req
325. Wow. Okay, we could
order you your own glass.Copy !req
326. That was mine!Copy !req
327. My life is a disaster.Copy !req
328. No, it's not.Copy !req
329. I'm 40, I live by myself...Copy !req
330. I haven't been
in a real relationshipCopy !req
331. since Jerry left me
three years ago.Copy !req
332. Well, Jerry was a jackass.Copy !req
333. When I gave up teaching
to join the CIA,Copy !req
334. I thought everything
was gonna be different.Copy !req
335. I thought I was gonna be
this amazing spy.Copy !req
336. I'm just the same
boring person
I was before.Copy !req
337. Well, for what it's worth,Copy !req
338. I think you're brilliant
as you are.Copy !req
339. You're exciting.
Come on,
let's cheer you up.Copy !req
340. Okay. My nephew
loves this. All right.Copy !req
341. Okay. Thanks.
Isn't your nephew three?Copy !req
342. My God.
That's the same face.Copy !req
343. Okay, this
will be different.
Exactly the same face.Copy !req
344. This will be different.Copy !req
345. Ready? Aah...Copy !req
346. That's the exact same thing.Copy !req
347. How is that
the same thing?Copy !req
348. There was a little bit
of tongue there.Copy !req
349. Please stop.
That's not cheering me up.Copy !req
350. Do you know what?
I'm glad you said
that to Fine.Copy !req
351. I am, because you
play it too safe.Copy !req
352. I still hear
my mom's voice...Copy !req
353. "Well-behaved women
often make history."Copy !req
354. Yes, you do know
the phrase is...Copy !req
355. "Well-behaved women
seldom make history"?Copy !req
356. Yeah. That's never
how she said it.Copy !req
357. What were her others?Copy !req
358. "Just blend in."
"Let somebody else win."Copy !req
359. Classic.
I got that a lot
in high school.Copy !req
360. And there was, "Give up
on your dream, Susan."Copy !req
361. She used to write that
in my lunchbox.Copy !req
362. Oh...Copy !req
363. I mean, look, okay?Copy !req
364. What's really so
different between usCopy !req
365. and Karen Walker?Copy !req
366. I think literally everything.Copy !req
367. No, hang on, no,
because you wereCopy !req
368. just as good as her
at the Academy.Copy !req
369. She's had more successful
missions than even Fine.Copy !req
370. Oh, she's the worst.Copy !req
371. Look at her. She thinks
she's so perfect,
doesn't she?Copy !req
372. "Hi, I'm Karen Walker,
super spy." (GIGGLES)Copy !req
373. Perfect hair.
Perfect face.Copy !req
374. She probably cries herself
to sleep every night.Copy !req
375. I don't think
she probably does.
She probably does.Copy !req
376. And not, like,
sort of cute, little tears.Copy !req
377. Like, really sort of
silent, kind of big.Copy !req
378. I don't think that's what...Copy !req
379. Like a sort of upside
down kidney bean.Copy !req
380. "This is what I look like
when I'm asleep."Copy !req
381. Shut up, be quiet.Copy !req
382. She won't know who we are.
She's so full of herself.Copy !req
383. Hi. Hey, Nancy.
Hi, Susan.Copy !req
384. Hi!Copy !req
385. Look at you two cuties
sitting here being all cute.Copy !req
386. Aw!
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
387. Oh, you.Copy !req
388. Can I have
an Old Fashioned, please?Copy !req
389. The service is really slow.Copy !req
390. Super slow.
Good luck getting that
in the next hour.Copy !req
391. Here you go, Miss Walker.
Thank you.Copy !req
392. Oh.
Wow.Copy !req
393. Alan and I go way back.
I come here all the time.Copy !req
394. So do we.
Right, Alan?Copy !req
395. Hey, Alan. Alan!Copy !req
396. Big A, Big A!Copy !req
397. Whoo-hoo!
AI! We got a whole...Copy !req
398. Miss Walker,
are these two bothering you?Copy !req
399. No, thank you.
They're fine.
Okay.Copy !req
400. Alan!Copy !req
401. He's the sweetest.Copy !req
402. He totally pretends
not to know. It's a game.Copy !req
403. He's funny.
Yeah.Copy !req
404. Well, anyway,
I'm taking some time off,Copy !req
405. so I'll see you guys
when I get back.Copy !req
406. Oh.
Where are you going?Copy !req
407. Capri.Copy !req
408. Capri.
Capri.Copy !req
409. I believe it's "Cahpri."
That's how the locals
say it, anyway.Copy !req
410. Oh...Copy !req
411. I wish I could just
stick around here...Copy !req
412. curl up with a good book.Copy !req
413. But I have a yacht
full of friends
waiting for me.Copy !req
414. Wow.
Yachts are the worst.Copy !req
415. They seem
so glamorous, but...Copy !req
416. They're the worst.
Boo, yachts.Copy !req
417. Anyhoo, I'll see you guys
when I get back,Copy !req
418. all freckled and tan.Copy !req
419. We're gonna see you.Copy !req
420. Bye.
Bye!Copy !req
421. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
422. Susan is ill.Copy !req
423. It's her stomach.Copy !req
424. Oh, my God.
Thank you for that.Copy !req
425. Why would you do that?
I panicked.Copy !req
426. What a great moment.Copy !req
427. Just look at her.Copy !req
428. I know. That dress.Copy !req
429. Look at that confidence.Copy !req
430. You're not even allowed
to smoke in here.Copy !req
431. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
432. No, come on.Copy !req
433. Yes.Copy !req
434. Susan.Copy !req
435. Feel better.Copy !req
436. Thank you. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Fine, you good?Copy !req
438. Okay, Coop.
Just pulling up.Copy !req
439. Susan, you're killing it.Copy !req
440. Oh, good.
It's the chicory.Copy !req
441. Yeah.Copy !req
442. Any sign of her in the house?Copy !req
443. Heat sensors
aren't picking anything up.Copy !req
444. There's some kind
of interference.Copy !req
445. I don't like this, Fine.Copy !req
446. I'm up for the challenge.
(COCKS GUN)Copy !req
447. Let's go in.Copy !req
448. Shoot, there's something
wrong with your camera.Copy !req
449. Can you switch it out
for a new one?Copy !req
450. Too late.Copy !req
451. No security.
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
452. Her father would never have
left himself this exposed.Copy !req
453. Pull back, Fine.
This is too easy.Copy !req
454. I like things that are easy.Copy !req
455. Oh, my God, Fine!Copy !req
456. I don't know how
you do things like that.Copy !req
457. Hey.Copy !req
458. Who's the finest of them all?Copy !req
459. I don't know.Copy !req
460. I'm guessing you?Copy !req
461. Drop your weapon.Copy !req
462. Fine, what's happening?Copy !req
463. Let me guess.
Whoever is in your earCopy !req
464. wants to know
what's happening?Copy !req
465. (SOFTLY) He's about to die.Copy !req
466. That's what.Copy !req
467. An awfully big gun
for such a little girl.Copy !req
468. Oh, God, don't say
stuff like that.Copy !req
469. Okay, there's a knife rack
directly to your right.Copy !req
470. The way she's holding the gun,
she's not experienced.Copy !req
471. If you duck and lunge,
you can get the knife
and disarm her.Copy !req
472. Did someone just suggest
that you grab
one of those knives?Copy !req
473. No, no, no!Copy !req
474. Damn it!Copy !req
475. Fine!Copy !req
476. Can they see me right now?Copy !req
477. Let me adjust
the angle a little bit.Copy !req
478. Oh, my God, Fine.Copy !req
479. His name was Bradley Fine.
He worked for the CIA.Copy !req
480. Other top agents includeCopy !req
481. Matthew Wright,
Timothy Cress...Copy !req
482. Rick Ford and Karen Walker.Copy !req
483. Come on, Fine. Come on.Copy !req
484. I know who all
your active agents are.Copy !req
485. So, unless you'd like
the body count to grow...Copy !req
486. I suggest you stay
far away from me.Copy !req
487. Now grab some tissues,Copy !req
488. because shit's about
to get real sad.Copy !req
489. No, no...
(GUNSHOT)Copy !req
490. Oh, my God, Fine.Copy !req
491. As Deputy Director...Copy !req
492. I have never had
a more difficult duty...Copy !req
493. than to bid farewell
to colleagues taken from us.Copy !req
494. From Dover,
to the family services...Copy !req
495. to memorials like these...Copy !req
496. it's tough to say goodbye.Copy !req
497. There's nothing
you could have
done, Susan.Copy !req
498. Bradley Fine was more than
just a coworker and a friend.Copy !req
499. He was part of our family.Copy !req
500. And as family,
even knowing that the universeCopy !req
501. has a plan
for each human life...Copy !req
502. it's hard to accept
the sudden lossCopy !req
503. of such a good
and decent person.Copy !req
504. (ON TAPE)
Okay, there's a knife rack
directly to your right.Copy !req
505. Susan, I got your assessment
report on Rayna Boyanov.Copy !req
506. I know you're probably
feeling a lot of
emotion right now...Copy !req
507. but please refrain from using
the term "thundercunt."Copy !req
508. Oh, my God.
I didn't realize
I wrote that.Copy !req
509. I'm sorry.Copy !req
510. Nancy, I'm sending
you a photo.Copy !req
511. It's in pretty bad shape.Copy !req
512. Can you enhance it?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
513. Paris?Copy !req
514. How the fuck did this twat
find out our fucking names?Copy !req
515. We don't know.Copy !req
516. And dial it way back
with the "T" word, Ford.Copy !req
517. You're not immune
from the HR department.
Grow up.Copy !req
518. And "twat" means
something completely
different in England.Copy !req
519. Here it means a vagina.Copy !req
520. Anyway, obviously
we're talking about a mole.Copy !req
521. It could be a mole,
they could have hacked
our system.Copy !req
522. It's anyone's guess.Copy !req
523. The bottom line is
Rayna Boyanov
is about to sell...Copy !req
524. a small-scale tactical
nuclear weaponCopy !req
525. to a terrorist
organization...Copy !req
526. and we don't know
where she or the bomb is.Copy !req
527. Fortunately, our analyst
Susan Cooper found a lead.Copy !req
528. Rayna had the number
of Sergio De Luca...Copy !req
529. and we've long
suspected De LucaCopy !req
530. of working as an intermediary
with terrorist groups.Copy !req
531. Rayna may be using him
to find buyers for the nuke.Copy !req
532. The number was to an office
he keeps in Paris.Copy !req
533. I told you
to send me in there
instead of Fine,Copy !req
534. and you didn't.Copy !req
535. And now Fine is dead.
I'm going the fuck in.Copy !req
536. You can't.Copy !req
537. We need someone to
follow De Luca
without being detected...Copy !req
538. and that will hopefully
take us to Rayna...Copy !req
539. but it can't be any of you.Copy !req
540. Here's what we do...Copy !req
541. I go into
the Face/Off machine,
get a whole new face.Copy !req
542. I turn up,
they never know it's me.Copy !req
543. Do you have quarters?
Because it costs 50 cents.Copy !req
544. What, I gotta pay?Copy !req
545. No, because it doesn't exist.Copy !req
546. Yes, it does!Copy !req
547. I heard Cress and Wright
talking about it
in the shitter.Copy !req
548. I'm pretty sure
they were pulling your leg.Copy !req
549. You pair of fucking vaginas.Copy !req
550. Seriously,
you've got to cut that out.Copy !req
551. Jesus. Look, one of us
has to go in.Copy !req
552. Doesn't matter
if we've been exposed.Copy !req
553. We've all gone deep before,Copy !req
554. and we've always
gotten our guy.Copy !req
555. Guys, this is more than
just a kill mission.Copy !req
556. We can get Rayna, De Luca,
and some top
terrorist leadership...Copy !req
557. and get the weapon back
if we do this right.Copy !req
558. We just need someone
who can shadow themCopy !req
559. without attracting attention.Copy !req
560. We need someone invisible.Copy !req
561. I'll do it.Copy !req
562. Okay, thanks, lunch lady.Copy !req
563. I'm serious.Copy !req
564. I have never
been out in the field.Copy !req
565. Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.Copy !req
566. My point is that
it's highly doubtfulCopy !req
567. that I've ever been exposed.Copy !req
568. But you worked with Fine.Copy !req
569. They may have
a record of you, too.Copy !req
570. Possibly.Copy !req
571. But the odds of them
knowing my face are very low.Copy !req
572. Miss Crocker, I would
really like to do this.Copy !req
573. For Fine.Copy !req
574. What are you gonna do?
Bring one of your cats
as a sidekick?Copy !req
575. I don't have any cats!Copy !req
576. You're not seriously
considering this, are you?Copy !req
577. Look here, Betty—Copy !req
578. Ford, if you call me
Betty Crocker,Copy !req
579. I will rip your fucking
heart out of your chest.Copy !req
580. Not only did I
become a citizenCopy !req
581. and take a vow
to protect this country...Copy !req
582. I also took a vow to avenge
my fallen comrades.
We all fucking did.Copy !req
583. No, we didn't.
Not me.Copy !req
584. I'm pretty sure we all
took a fucking vow.
I remember it.Copy !req
585. I remember raising
my fucking hand
and saying some shit.Copy !req
586. If you think
I'm gonna sit byCopy !req
587. and let you send in
a fucking secretary...Copy !req
588. to do my work...Copy !req
589. you might as well accept
my resignation now.Copy !req
590. If I can jump in,Copy !req
591. I am technically, uh,
classified as an agent.Copy !req
592. Look...Copy !req
593. Full agent. So...Copy !req
594. agent, agent, agent,
I'm an agent.Copy !req
595. Are you considering this?Copy !req
596. For your safety,
and the safety of
those around this table...Copy !req
597. I am considering it.Copy !req
598. Then consider this,
I quit.Copy !req
599. And I know there's a fucking
Face/Off machine.Copy !req
600. You're just keeping it
secret from me.Copy !req
601. Okay.Copy !req
602. That hasn't happened before.
(DOOR CLOSES)Copy !req
603. It is quite
a lovely office.Copy !req
604. What's your deal, Cooper?Copy !req
605. What do you mean?Copy !req
606. You got a fiery side?Copy !req
607. I really did, in that report,
mean to write "cunning."Copy !req
608. I've been going over
your files.Copy !req
609. You were top of your class
at the Academy,Copy !req
610. in all computer
and support skills.Copy !req
611. No surprise there.Copy !req
612. But you have a certain...Copy !req
613. tame demeanor
around the office,Copy !req
614. that says you've never
even held a gun.Copy !req
615. So imagine my surprise...Copy !req
616. when I saw footage from
this drill back at The Farm.Copy !req
617. Is that...
I can't even...Copy !req
618. Is that me?
I can't really...
(GUN CLICKING)Copy !req
619. (ON COMPUTER)
Stupid gun!Copy !req
620. Somebody definitely
sped this up.Copy !req
621. Ooh! Camera angle
and stuff make...Copy !req
622. Cooper, Cooper, stop!
Jesus Christ, what are you...Copy !req
623. Ouch.Copy !req
624. Out of context, that's...Copy !req
625. I must have watched
this 15 times now...Copy !req
626. because what the fuck?Copy !req
627. I almost put it up
on YouTube.Copy !req
628. I was, to say the least,
uncomfortable with the event.Copy !req
629. But I would also like to say,
it was over 10 years ago.Copy !req
630. The instructor
was not harmed.Copy !req
631. Fine was your mentor, right?Copy !req
632. Yes.Copy !req
633. Why did you not
become a field agent?Copy !req
634. Well, we're such
a great fit
and a great team.Copy !req
635. Fine made
some great points.Copy !req
636. Maybe I match better with,
just staying...Copy !req
637. In his ear.
Well...Copy !req
638. Yeah, he sniped you.Copy !req
639. All the top agents
used to do that
before I got here.Copy !req
640. I really thought he made
some great points.Copy !req
641. Women.Copy !req
642. All right, have you had any
field training since then?Copy !req
643. 10 years is a long time.Copy !req
644. No, ma'am.Copy !req
645. Normally, I would send you
back to The Farm,
but there's no time...Copy !req
646. and I can't take a chance of
anyone leaking your name.Copy !req
647. (LAUGHING)
Am I going?Copy !req
648. You're going.Copy !req
649. Okay. Jeez. Sorry.Copy !req
650. But it's a track and report
mission only.Copy !req
651. Got it.Copy !req
652. We'll be giving you
a new identity.Copy !req
653. You'll no longer be
Susan Cooper.Copy !req
654. I had a few ideas for that.
Your new name...Copy !req
655. I was just spitballing
and I thought...Copy !req
656. Seraphina,
Maddox, Gisele...Copy !req
657. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
658. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
659. If I may, ma'am,Copy !req
660. there was a 13-year-old girl
named Carol...Copy !req
661. that used to kind of take me
around the neighborhood...Copy !req
662. and use my braid
as a dog leash...Copy !req
663. and make me
beg for biscuits...Copy !req
664. Carol Jenkins.Copy !req
665. Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?Copy !req
666. Carol Jenkins
is a single mother of four...Copy !req
667. temporarily relocated
from DelawareCopy !req
668. to increase sales
for a software company.Copy !req
669. Okay, that is...Copy !req
670. a different occup...Copy !req
671. Is there a problem?
No.Copy !req
672. I was just wondering
if this was my family,
or if I had taken hostages.Copy !req
673. I'm just not sure...Copy !req
674. how De Luca is gonna
take me seriously
if I look like this.Copy !req
675. De Luca is not going to
take you anything.Copy !req
676. In case
you did not hear me...Copy !req
677. you are not to make
direct contactCopy !req
678. with any of the targets.Copy !req
679. Track and report.Copy !req
680. We're setting you up
in a surveillance officeCopy !req
681. across the street
from De Luca's.Copy !req
682. You'll be tapped into
the same telecom trunk...Copy !req
683. and have access
to voice and data
coming into his office...Copy !req
684. and that is as sexy
as it gets.Copy !req
685. One mistake,Copy !req
686. and we've got a nuclear bomb
in the hands of terrorists.Copy !req
687. Do you understand?Copy !req
688. Yes.Copy !req
689. Go see Patrick. He's got
special equipment for you.Copy !req
690. Oh, my God.Copy !req
691. What are you doing?Copy !req
692. Did you come up
with your spy name yet?Copy !req
693. Mine would be
"Amber Valentine."Copy !req
694. That sounds like
you're an adult film star.Copy !req
695. No, I did the spy
name formula.Copy !req
696. "Amber" was the name
of my first pet,Copy !req
697. and I grew up
on Valentine Street.Copy !req
698. That's how you come up
with your porn name.Copy !req
699. I thought it was
your spy name!
No!Copy !req
700. What would yours be?Copy !req
701. "Meatball Martin
Luther King Jr. Boulevard."Copy !req
702. Yeah.
Wow.Copy !req
703. Oh, my God.Copy !req
704. This is so exciting!Copy !req
705. You're a spy!Copy !req
706. I know! I know!Copy !req
707. Oh, my God!Copy !req
708. You're gonna get
one of those!Copy !req
709. No, I'm not!Copy !req
710. Look at that!Copy !req
711. That looks high-tech.Copy !req
712. It's like the future.Copy !req
713. Patrick.
Susan.Copy !req
714. Hey, Patrick.
Yes.Copy !req
715. I was given specific
instructions by ElaineCopy !req
716. to tailor these
gadgets to you.Copy !req
717. Wow.
Wow, look
at that watch.Copy !req
718. These are not yours.Copy !req
719. Oh.Copy !req
720. Is that a rape whistle?Copy !req
721. Elaine wanted you
to only be carrying itemsCopy !req
722. a single woman travelling
through Europe would have.Copy !req
723. But she could get that
at any pharmacy.Copy !req
724. Not this whistle.Copy !req
725. When you blow
through this whistle,Copy !req
726. a small, poisonous
dart flies out...Copy !req
727. neutralizing your target.Copy !req
728. Also, it needs
your fingerprints
on it to work.Copy !req
729. That is really neat!
Stop it, that's amazing.Copy !req
730. That is really super cool!
I love that!Copy !req
731. This anti-fungal spray
can freeze and disable...Copy !req
732. any security system.Copy !req
733. Wow.Copy !req
734. That is quite an image to be
carrying all over Europe.Copy !req
735. It's also a pepper spray.Copy !req
736. Why not just make it
look like pepper spray?Copy !req
737. That's a pretty good idea.Copy !req
738. Well, next time.Copy !req
739. I can wait,Copy !req
740. if you want to print up
a new label.Copy !req
741. No, I'd have to turn
the printer on again.Copy !req
742. I don't really want to.Copy !req
743. Each of these
are filled with chloroform.Copy !req
744. Wow, that is an unsettling
amount of hemorrhoid wipes.Copy !req
745. Makes me kind of wonder...Copy !req
746. what, exactly,
is going on back there.Copy !req
747. I wouldn't know.
I don't have that problem.Copy !req
748. I don't have that problem.Copy !req
749. If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...Copy !req
750. chew one of these.Copy !req
751. Have I done something
to you to upset you?Copy !req
752. Because this is
a peculiar theme.Copy !req
753. Finally, every agent gets
a night vision scope...Copy !req
754. hidden in their watch.Copy !req
755. I have heard about this.
I've been looking...Copy !req
756. Oh.
Who's that?Copy !req
757. That is Bette Midler
and Barbara Hershey.Copy !req
758. From Beaches.Copy !req
759. How much am I supposed
to like Beaches?Copy !req
760. I would imagine a lot,
if you have the watch.Copy !req
761. Hey, Pat, I'm flying!
Anthony!Copy !req
762. Don't wear out
the battery on that.Copy !req
763. Am I getting that?Copy !req
764. No, you're not
gonna get that.Copy !req
765. I've already packed your bags.
Hurry up and get dressed.Copy !req
766. Carol Jenkins has to get
to the airport immediately.Copy !req
767. And may I say...Copy !req
768. I think it's very brave
of you to sacrificeCopy !req
769. your life for your country.Copy !req
770. I'm not sacrifi...
I'm coming back.Copy !req
771. Let's see.Copy !req
772. Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally
crop dust these guys.Copy !req
773. Way to go, Anthony.Copy !req
774. (FARTS) Oh, just pardon me.Copy !req
775. (FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God.
I think I shit my pants.Copy !req
776. You look amazing, Susan.Copy !req
777. I look like someone's
homophobic aunt.Copy !req
778. Wow.Copy !req
779. Hôtel Modière, please.Copy !req
780. This is so exciting.Copy !req
781. Ooh.Copy !req
782. The Louvre.Copy !req
783. Wow.Copy !req
784. That's a beautiful hotel.Copy !req
785. Not that one?Copy !req
786. I hope it's that.
Is it that one?Copy !req
787. Nope. Oh...
Maybe next time.Copy !req
788. I think we're getting into
a little dicier of an area.Copy !req
789. Ooh. That's a little unsavory.Copy !req
790. I think we can probably
go back towards...Copy !req
791. my hotel.Copy !req
792. No, no, no.Copy !req
793. No, this...Copy !req
794. I don't believe this could be
the Hôtel Modière.Copy !req
795. This is. Yes, it is.Copy !req
796. Oh, man.Copy !req
797. Keep it together,
Susan, okay?Copy !req
798. Nancy?
(GASPS)Copy !req
799. Please tell me
you can hear me.Copy !req
800. I'm here. I've got you.Copy !req
801. Okay.Copy !req
802. You'll be pleased
to hear the bats
have officially gone.Copy !req
803. We are now vermin free.Copy !req
804. Did you get your gun, Carol?Copy !req
805. Yes, and don't call me that.Copy !req
806. Oh, my God. Cripes.
I think I'm having
a heart attack.Copy !req
807. I can't do this, Nancy.
Fine was the real spy,
not me!Copy !req
808. Don't worry.Copy !req
809. I'm here for you, okay?
Everything is gonna be fine.Copy !req
810. I'm gonna talk you
through this, all right?Copy !req
811. Put your camera in.
I want to see your room.Copy !req
812. No, you don't.
It's that bad.Copy !req
813. Martha Stewart had
a breakdown, kind of feel.Copy !req
814. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
815. Looks like they put you up
in The Shitz-Carlton.Copy !req
816. Try and get some sleep...Copy !req
817. and we'll get started
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
818. I don't know
what I'm gonna do when
I see that Rayna woman.Copy !req
819. I want her dead
for what she did to Fine.Copy !req
820. Okay. Deep breaths.Copy !req
821. Listen to me.
You're not gonna
get anywhere near her...Copy !req
822. so there's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
823. Oh, God. Really?Copy !req
824. Guys...Copy !req
825. there's a mouse on my tits.Copy !req
826. I think you're safer there.Copy !req
827. All right. Good night.
Night.Copy !req
828. Ah!Copy !req
829. Ah!Copy !req
830. You got this, Susan. Okay.Copy !req
831. You're a warrior.Copy !req
832. You're a weapon. Okay?Copy !req
833. This is no sweat.
Looks like
you're sweating to me.Copy !req
834. Jesus!Copy !req
835. What are you doing
in my room?Copy !req
836. What, how did I get into
this shit-box hotel room?Copy !req
837. Because I'm a real spy.Copy !req
838. I thought you quit.Copy !req
839. We have to stop the sale
of a nuclear bomb...Copy !req
840. and they send in someone
who looks like
Santa Claus' fucking wife.Copy !req
841. Did you forget?
I am undercover,Copy !req
842. because you're not
supposed to be here.Copy !req
843. I make a habit
of doing things that
people say I can't do.Copy !req
844. Walk through fire...Copy !req
845. water-ski blindfolded...Copy !req
846. take up piano
at a late age...Copy !req
847. and I'm gonna
take down De LucaCopy !req
848. and Rayna and Dudaev...Copy !req
849. and I'm gonna
get that bomb back.Copy !req
850. Why do you even
care what I do?Copy !req
851. You really think
you're ready for the field?Copy !req
852. I once used
defibrillators on myself.Copy !req
853. I've pulled shards of glass
out of my fucking eye.Copy !req
854. I've jumped
from a high-rise building...Copy !req
855. using only a raincoat
as a parachute...Copy !req
856. and broke both legs
upon landing.Copy !req
857. And I still had to pretendCopy !req
858. I was in a fucking
Cirque du Soleil show!Copy !req
859. I've swallowed
enough microchipsCopy !req
860. and shit them
back out again...Copy !req
861. to make a computer.Copy !req
862. This arm has been ripped off
completely...Copy !req
863. and reattached
with this fucking arm.Copy !req
864. I don't know
that that's possible.Copy !req
865. I mean, medically.Copy !req
866. During the threat
of an assassination attempt...Copy !req
867. I appeared, convincingly,
in front of Congress...Copy !req
868. as Barack Obama.Copy !req
869. In blackface?Copy !req
870. That's not appropriate.Copy !req
871. I watched the couple
that raised me explode
in a van.Copy !req
872. I watched the woman I love
get tossed from a plane...Copy !req
873. and hit by another plane,
midair.Copy !req
874. I drove a car
off a freeway...Copy !req
875. on top of a train...Copy !req
876. while I was on fire.Copy !req
877. Not the car.Copy !req
878. I was on fire.Copy !req
879. Jesus, you're intense.Copy !req
880. I took this
from your minibar.Copy !req
881. Well, that's not right.Copy !req
882. You're gonna ruin
this mission.Copy !req
883. No, you're gonna ruin
this mission!Copy !req
884. No.Copy !req
885. You are.Copy !req
886. No, you're going to!Copy !req
887. You, times infinity.Copy !req
888. Aw...Copy !req
889. Could this hotel
be more murder-y?Copy !req
890. Okay, so my office
is in here...Copy !req
891. which means that De LucaCopy !req
892. is right across
the street at 39...Copy !req
893. Oh, God. Tell me that's not
De Luca's building?Copy !req
894. De Luca must have known
we were coming.Copy !req
895. What am I supposed to do now?Copy !req
896. Okay, don't panic.Copy !req
897. Lemonade out of lemons.
Stay focused. We can do this.Copy !req
898. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
899. When was that fire?Copy !req
900. Last night. Quite a blaze.Copy !req
901. Look.Copy !req
902. May I?Copy !req
903. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
904. Does that man
live on this street?Copy !req
905. No, I do not know him.Copy !req
906. Okay, I've got it.Copy !req
907. I'll run it through
the system.
It will take a few minutes.Copy !req
908. Nothing's coming up.Copy !req
909. Might just be a looky-loo.Copy !req
910. Keep looking.Copy !req
911. I've got a feeling
about this guy.Copy !req
912. I've got a feeling you're
about to fuck things up.Copy !req
913. Oh, bugger me
with a fish pole.
It's Ford.Copy !req
914. Sharon,
Ford's in the field.
Did you know this?Copy !req
915. Until he checks in,
there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
916. You go make some friends,
and stop stalking me!Copy !req
917. Was it your mission
to tip off the targetCopy !req
918. so he burns everything
in advance?Copy !req
919. If so, well done.
Phenomenal job.Copy !req
920. I'm sure they got suspicious
because they've been seeing
you all over the place!Copy !req
921. You're gonna
get yourself killed.Copy !req
922. Nothing kills me.Copy !req
923. I'm immune to 179
different types of poison.Copy !req
924. I know, because I ingested
them all at once...Copy !req
925. when I was
deep undercover...Copy !req
926. in an underground,
poison-ingesting crime ring.Copy !req
927. Wow.
It was like dog fighting.Copy !req
928. But instead of dogs fighting,Copy !req
929. it was humans
ingesting poison...Copy !req
930. and rich people would bet...Copy !req
931. whether we would
live or die.Copy !req
932. Yeah, I'm having
a hard time with this one.Copy !req
933. I died for five minutes,
and then I came back to life.Copy !req
934. What's he wear...?Copy !req
935. He looks like
he's in the cast of Newsies.Copy !req
936. Does Crocker
even know you're here?Copy !req
937. I don't need
anyone's permissionCopy !req
938. to save the country...Copy !req
939. and avenge my dear friend
Bradley Fine's death.Copy !req
940. You didn't even like him.Copy !req
941. You used to call him
"Beverly Whine"!Copy !req
942. You had him as Secret Santa
and you gave him tampons!Copy !req
943. It's called
the rivalry of men.Copy !req
944. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
945. Unless you've got a dong up
underneath that skirt.Copy !req
946. That is super rude,
and don't say "dong"...Copy !req
947. and don't do that!Copy !req
948. Nobody sees me
when I don't want them to.Copy !req
949. I move like a fucking shadow.Copy !req
950. He's gone all sorts of rogue.Copy !req
951. Sharon says
he really did quit.
Elaine couldn't stop him.Copy !req
952. He's out for blood.Copy !req
953. Yeah, real tough guy in his
Louis Vuitton backpack.Copy !req
954. (MOUTHING) Man on the move.Copy !req
955. Nancy, do you see that?Copy !req
956. It's the man from the fire.Copy !req
957. I'm following him.Copy !req
958. Oh. Exciting!Copy !req
959. And I'm following you,
following him,Copy !req
960. so I'm having
quite a day, here.Copy !req
961. Do you think Ford's
leading him into a trap?Copy !req
962. Idiot doesn't even know
he's being followed.Copy !req
963. He's meeting
with some woman.Copy !req
964. I don't recognize her.
You have any idea
who she is?Copy !req
965. No, it's hard to make out.Copy !req
966. Can you get any closer?Copy !req
967. Nancy, our guy
just switched outCopy !req
968. Ford's backpack.
It's a setup.Copy !req
969. Uh...Copy !req
970. I gotta go warn him!Copy !req
971. (SHOUTING) Ford! Ford!Copy !req
972. Look out!
I gotta get through!Copy !req
973. I left my baby in the shop!Copy !req
974. Get out of the way!
Let me through, I'm sick!Copy !req
975. Susan, tell them
you've shat your pants.Copy !req
976. That would get me
out of your way, for sure.Copy !req
977. I've shat my pants!Copy !req
978. Excuse me. Ford!Copy !req
979. He's got a friend.Copy !req
980. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
981. Ford!Copy !req
982. Ford!Copy !req
983. Ford!Copy !req
984. I need the mic!Copy !req
985. No! I need...Copy !req
986. No!Copy !req
987. No!Copy !req
988. No, no, no!Copy !req
989. Susan, you're meant
to be blending in.Copy !req
990. What are you doing?Copy !req
991. God! Move!Copy !req
992. (AUTO-TUNED VOICE)
Rick Ford!Copy !req
993. Give me the mic!Copy !req
994. How are you doing
this in heels?Copy !req
995. Oh, God.Copy !req
996. Rick Ford!Copy !req
997. They switched the bag!Copy !req
998. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
999. (SHOUTING)
Get out of the fucking way!Copy !req
1000. Move!Copy !req
1001. Get out of his way!Copy !req
1002. Move!Copy !req
1003. I want to seeCopy !req
1004. Oh, no.Copy !req
1005. Nancy, I'm in pursuit
of one of the terrorists!Copy !req
1006. He took my picture!
He's gonna blow my cover!Copy !req
1007. You're in pursuit?Copy !req
1008. What in God's name are you
gonna do if you catch him?Copy !req
1009. Knock him out
with a hemorrhoid wipe.
I don't know!Copy !req
1010. I'm just gonna track him
and report his location.Copy !req
1011. This all seems
very Rick Ford-y to me.Copy !req
1012. I do not condone these sexyCopy !req
1013. but reckless actions
of yours, Susan!Copy !req
1014. (PANTING) Oh, God.
He went into a building.Copy !req
1015. Okay.Copy !req
1016. Well done. That's it.
Time to call it a day.Copy !req
1017. Location is officially noted.Copy !req
1018. I'm following him in.Copy !req
1019. What?Copy !req
1020. I'm doing this for Fine.
(COCKS GUNS)Copy !req
1021. (SOFTLY) He's at
the top of the stairs.Copy !req
1022. Oh, gosh, please be careful.Copy !req
1023. You are incredibly
out of your league.Copy !req
1024. This is just like when I
watched myself in a sex tape.Copy !req
1025. There was just
a lot of floundering
and laughable moments.Copy !req
1026. Nancy, I need you to
not talk until I ask you to.Copy !req
1027. I'm sorry, it's just that
I'm really nervous.Copy !req
1028. Be careful, Susan.Copy !req
1029. Okay.Copy !req
1030. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1031. Imagine running
into you up here.Copy !req
1032. I was just looking
for my bird.
Just looking...Copy !req
1033. Hey, Mr. Beanbag!
(WHISTLES)Copy !req
1034. You like birds?Copy !req
1035. All right. All right.Copy !req
1036. I'm gonna give you
a warning.Copy !req
1037. I don't wanna see any more
of that funny bomb stuff,
you know?Copy !req
1038. All right. That's enough.Copy !req
1039. Drop the knife,
or I'll shoot.Copy !req
1040. I don't think you will.Copy !req
1041. You see, it works better
when you have the bullets
inside the gun.Copy !req
1042. Oops.Copy !req
1043. I guess that CIA training
isn't what it used to be.Copy !req
1044. I guess you're
right, asshole.Copy !req
1045. No, no, no!Copy !req
1046. Oh, God!Copy !req
1047. Oh, Susan, what did you do?Copy !req
1048. Oh, God, not on him.Copy !req
1049. Not on him!Copy !req
1050. Oh, God,
why did I have that stew?Copy !req
1051. Well, Rayna's people
obviously knew
Ford was in Paris.Copy !req
1052. And getting footage...Copy !req
1053. of a CIA operative
setting off a bomb
in public...Copy !req
1054. would be a PR coup
for any terrorist group.Copy !req
1055. Do we have anything on
that woman he met?Copy !req
1056. Facial recognition
isn't showing anything.Copy !req
1057. They were all over Ford.
Are you able to track him?Copy !req
1058. Goddamn Ford is still
off the grid in Paris.Copy !req
1059. I know because
he keeps tryingCopy !req
1060. to hack into our
system for intel.Copy !req
1061. He's like a dog that gets
loose from his yard...Copy !req
1062. and keeps humping
and shitting his wayCopy !req
1063. through the neighborhood.Copy !req
1064. Would be a lot easier if...Copy !req
1065. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1066. Oh!Copy !req
1067. Okay.Copy !req
1068. Ford's is bigger.Copy !req
1069. This is uncomfortable.Copy !req
1070. Why do they
always point at it?
We can see it.Copy !req
1071. He's dead though, isn't he?
Aw. That's a waste.Copy !req
1072. Oh, God. A video.
(CAMERA CLICKING)Copy !req
1073. I can only imagine
what this is.Copy !req
1074. You get
everything on camera.Copy !req
1075. Base out of the hotel,Copy !req
1076. and go back there
after the attack.Copy !req
1077. I'll take Renaldo to Rome.Copy !req
1078. "Renaldo."Copy !req
1079. Do we have a record
of anyone with that name?Copy !req
1080. Not that I'm aware of.
Nicola.Copy !req
1081. Are you
listening to me?Copy !req
1082. I was just testing
the camera.Copy !req
1083. Stop it!
Find Ford!Copy !req
1084. Wow.
Oh...Copy !req
1085. Come on,
what is wrong
with this person?Copy !req
1086. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
1087. Well, now the screen's
frozen. Hang on.Copy !req
1088. Come on,
not the hourglass.Copy !req
1089. Cooper, put down
the goddamn camera.Copy !req
1090. Nancy, can you pull upCopy !req
1091. Fine's POV cam
from Boyanov's office?Copy !req
1092. Look on the desk.
There's some photos there.Copy !req
1093. See if you find one of him
standing next to a car.Copy !req
1094. Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.Copy !req
1095. Hack into the Rolls'
tracking system.Copy !req
1096. That car is a Wraith,Copy !req
1097. so it has a satellite-aided
transmission.Copy !req
1098. Then tap into Boyanov's feed.Copy !req
1099. His GPS should tell youCopy !req
1100. exactly where De Luca
is in Rome, right now.Copy !req
1101. I'm gonna head
to the airport.Copy !req
1102. Forget it, Cooper.Copy !req
1103. You're coming back
immediately.Copy !req
1104. Ma'am, I really think
I can do this.Copy !req
1105. And I'm not one
to toot my own horn,Copy !req
1106. but you know what?
I'm gonna toot...Copy !req
1107. and say that I just saved
a lot of people.Copy !req
1108. We are so close to getting
Rayna and that bomb.Copy !req
1109. Pull back the rug
in the corner.Copy !req
1110. Oh...Copy !req
1111. You'll be given
a new identity.Copy !req
1112. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1113. Oh, no!Copy !req
1114. Your name is Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1115. You're a divorced
housewife from Iowa.Copy !req
1116. You've sold
more Mary Kay products...Copy !req
1117. than anyone else
in your state...Copy !req
1118. and you've traded in
the free car you've won...Copy !req
1119. to fund a trip
through Europe.Copy !req
1120. My hobbies
are découpage
and needlepoint.Copy !req
1121. I collect porcelain dolls...Copy !req
1122. and I'm the vice president
of the Ames Garden Club.Copy !req
1123. I couldn't even be president?Copy !req
1124. Maybe I should
just be married to
one of the dolls...Copy !req
1125. just to make it extra sad.Copy !req
1126. Ten cats.
Why do I have ten cats?Copy !req
1127. Is that even legal?Copy !req
1128. Fine always got to be
a businessman.Copy !req
1129. One time
he was a race car driver.Copy !req
1130. Well, there's the ten cats.Copy !req
1131. Just missing a shirt
that saysCopy !req
1132. I've never felt
the touch of a man.Copy !req
1133. Cooper, you're right.Copy !req
1134. You did good work back there.Copy !req
1135. That would have been
a real mess.Copy !req
1136. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
1137. You still went
with the cat lady.Copy !req
1138. It was already
in the floor.Copy !req
1139. Ah.Copy !req
1140. Great, that's a real
confidence builder.Copy !req
1141. Did you find De Luca?Copy !req
1142. He's been
at the Majestic Hotel,Copy !req
1143. but he's just left,
heading...Copy !req
1144. south, okay?Copy !req
1145. I'll guide you to him.Copy !req
1146. I've sent an ally
to drive you.Copy !req
1147. Elaine said nothing fancy,
so I've gone with earthy.Copy !req
1148. Ooh. Whoa.Copy !req
1149. You wanna stop the car?Copy !req
1150. Hi.Copy !req
1151. Hey!Copy !req
1152. Oh.Copy !req
1153. Welcome to Roma!Copy !req
1154. Thank you.Copy !req
1155. Thank you.Copy !req
1156. I'm Aldo.Copy !req
1157. Like the shoe store
found in American malls.Copy !req
1158. I'm Penny, like the penny.Copy !req
1159. Like a penny!Copy !req
1160. Or like penne alla vodka!Copy !req
1161. Okay.Copy !req
1162. Did you just grab my butt?Copy !req
1163. Yes.Copy !req
1164. Come. We need
to get you to De Luca.Copy !req
1165. Jiminy Christmas!Copy !req
1166. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1167. Don't worry, I have you!
Ah!Copy !req
1168. Aldo, slow down!Copy !req
1169. Nancy, are you sure this guy
is even an agent?Copy !req
1170. Absolutely.
He's the best!Copy !req
1171. There have been
some complaints
filed against him.Copy !req
1172. Watch the road,
watch the road!Copy !req
1173. Watch the road!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
1174. Watch the road!Copy !req
1175. Wow, Aldo is making
great time.Copy !req
1176. A dead end!Copy !req
1177. This can't be right!Copy !req
1178. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1179. Ah! God!Copy !req
1180. Intriguing lady,
we are here.Copy !req
1181. Now, you must go...Copy !req
1182. because I fear if I stareCopy !req
1183. into your beautiful
green eyes
a moment longer...Copy !req
1184. I will fall in love.Copy !req
1185. Oh! Too late.Copy !req
1186. My God, does
that ever work?Copy !req
1187. I will take that as...Copy !req
1188. That's a "no."Copy !req
1189. A "no."
Take that as a "no."Copy !req
1190. You were
just hitting on me.Copy !req
1191. I like to play the odds.
Yeah. Well, good luck.Copy !req
1192. Here is my phone number.Copy !req
1193. Memorize it, then burn it.Copy !req
1194. These people
we are dealing with,
they like to...Copy !req
1195. How you say?
Murder entire families.Copy !req
1196. Do you have
something for me?Copy !req
1197. Do I have something
for you?Copy !req
1198. Would you like
something from me?Copy !req
1199. Not that.Copy !req
1200. What do you want from me?Copy !req
1201. You're supposed to have
an envelope with my gun
in it.Copy !req
1202. I don't have a gun.Copy !req
1203. I am just aroused
from looking at you.Copy !req
1204. It was joke.Copy !req
1205. There is no gun.Copy !req
1206. They said you would no longer
be needing one.Copy !req
1207. Good luck!Copy !req
1208. Ciao!Copy !req
1209. Good gravy.
Was Pepé Le Pew
not available?Copy !req
1210. Stop
complaining, Suzie.Copy !req
1211. You're getting more action
than I have had in days.Copy !req
1212. Months.Copy !req
1213. Years.
Three years and 40 days.Copy !req
1214. Do we have an update
on De Luca?Copy !req
1215. Yes, he should be
pulling up...Copy !req
1216. right about now.Copy !req
1217. Oh, wow. He is hot.Copy !req
1218. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't think
I can be objective anymore.Copy !req
1219. I'm rooting for that guy.
I want him to win.Copy !req
1220. I'm joking, Susan.
Don't report me.Copy !req
1221. He's handsy.Copy !req
1222. Let's set up camp in
the pastry shop behind you.Copy !req
1223. According to Aldo,
De Luca spends
all night in the casino.Copy !req
1224. I'm going in, Nancy.Copy !req
1225. Susan, you heard Elaine.Copy !req
1226. Track and report.
No contact!Copy !req
1227. I'll track De Luca inside,
then I'll report.Copy !req
1228. And if he initiates
contact with me...Copy !req
1229. I'll just go with it.
Susan!Copy !req
1230. Your "cat lady" look
is not gonna fit in
in there.Copy !req
1231. That's why Penny Morgan is
gonna burn her cat T-shirt...Copy !req
1232. and spend some
of that Mary Kay money.Copy !req
1233. This is full-blown rogue!Copy !req
1234. Yeah, I'm a divaCopy !req
1235. Living in the club
I don't need nobodyCopy !req
1236. I'm doing my own thingCopy !req
1237. All I really want
to do is partyCopy !req
1238. You guys are terrible!Copy !req
1239. I really hope De Luca
is still in there,
for your sake.Copy !req
1240. And they're not gonna
reimburse you for all that.Copy !req
1241. You should have gone
to cheaper stores, Susan.Copy !req
1242. Okay, I'm going offline,
Nancy.Copy !req
1243. No, wait!Copy !req
1244. Susan!Copy !req
1245. I'm a divaCopy !req
1246. Doing my thing
Don't need nobodyCopy !req
1247. Well, buongiorno, boys!Copy !req
1248. If I'm not out in 10 minutes,
it's because I won the place.Copy !req
1249. Let me just
rub that for luck.Copy !req
1250. Oh, that's an oily scalp.Copy !req
1251. I'm sorry,
but I have to
check you in.Copy !req
1252. Your name, please?
Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1253. I don't see you
on the list.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1254. She's with me.Copy !req
1255. Darling.
(GROWLS)Copy !req
1256. You're late.
The way you look...Copy !req
1257. I'd say it was more
than worth the wait. Come.Copy !req
1258. Let's get a drink.
Ow. Ow.Copy !req
1259. Such a gentleman.Copy !req
1260. You look absolutely stunning
tonight here, darling.Copy !req
1261. What the fuck are you doing
in here, arsehole?Copy !req
1262. That's quite a tone
change, isn't it?Copy !req
1263. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
1264. You are completely
compromising me right now.Copy !req
1265. I'm compromising you?
Fucking hilarious.Copy !req
1266. You were about
to cause a sceneCopy !req
1267. trying to get into
this fucking place.Copy !req
1268. Give me a little credit.
What do you think
I'm gonna do?Copy !req
1269. Run over there and be like,
"Hey, I'm a crazy lady!Copy !req
1270. "Where's the buffet?
I'm from the Midwest.Copy !req
1271. "Where's Blue Man Group?"Copy !req
1272. I am not an idiot, Ford.
You are an idiot.Copy !req
1273. You should not be
in this casino...Copy !req
1274. because De Luca is here
and I need to get
close to him.Copy !req
1275. How you gonna do that?
How you gonna do that,
Cooper?Copy !req
1276. What, are you gonna
seduce him?Copy !req
1277. That your big fucking plan?Copy !req
1278. Yeah, what if it is?Copy !req
1279. Why is that so hard
to believe?Copy !req
1280. Because you look like
a flute player
in a wedding band.Copy !req
1281. That's fucking why!Copy !req
1282. I'm here to take De Luca out.Copy !req
1283. Ooh. It sounds romantic.
I hope you get lucky!Copy !req
1284. God damn it, if I was trying
to sound romantic...Copy !req
1285. you'd be lying on the floor,
soaking wet and breathless...Copy !req
1286. wondering what came over you.Copy !req
1287. But I'm not,
so get the fuck out
of my way!Copy !req
1288. I need you to rein it in,
buddy, okay?Copy !req
1289. If you take out De Luca,
we don't have a shot
at getting Rayna.Copy !req
1290. So take it down, like,
5,000 notches!Copy !req
1291. Take it down?
That's how you getCopy !req
1292. polonium-210 slipped
into your drink...Copy !req
1293. and go 18 months
in intensive careCopy !req
1294. for radiation poisoning...Copy !req
1295. and go six months
without eyesight...Copy !req
1296. while everybody you've
ever loved is gunned down!Copy !req
1297. Really? Everybody
that you loveCopy !req
1298. has been gunned down,
and just you survive?Copy !req
1299. Did you ever think that maybeCopy !req
1300. everybody you love
is not being killed...Copy !req
1301. but they're
killing themselvesCopy !req
1302. because they can't stand
to be around you?Copy !req
1303. This shit's the real deal,
life and death.Copy !req
1304. This, the field...Copy !req
1305. is a hell of a lot different
than sitting behind
your fucking monitor...Copy !req
1306. googling shit.Copy !req
1307. Stay away from me, Ford.Copy !req
1308. And do not let
De Luca see you.Copy !req
1309. And by the way,
I can see your gunCopy !req
1310. sticking out
of your back pocket.Copy !req
1311. Unless you're so extreme that
you've got a second dick...Copy !req
1312. coming out of your hip!Copy !req
1313. Konnichiwa.Copy !req
1314. Ma'am,
these seats are reserved.Copy !req
1315. Of course they are.Copy !req
1316. I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.Copy !req
1317. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
1318. Nope, not a door?Copy !req
1319. I knew that.
Of course it's not a door.Copy !req
1320. It probably
happens all the time.Copy !req
1321. It's never happened before.
Okay.Copy !req
1322. Ma'am.
Yes.Copy !req
1323. Now, right here is okay.
No more exploring, please.Copy !req
1324. Okay. Lovely.Copy !req
1325. (SOFTLY)
From Mr. De Luca.Copy !req
1326. Nancy?Copy !req
1327. Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!Copy !req
1328. I found her.Copy !req
1329. I found Rayna.
She's with De Luca.Copy !req
1330. You did it!Copy !req
1331. Excellent tracking
and reporting, madam.Copy !req
1332. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1333. Somebody just put
something in her drink.Copy !req
1334. What is it?
Is it poison?Copy !req
1335. I don't think
it's a fiber supplement.Copy !req
1336. She killed Fine, Nance.Copy !req
1337. I could really enjoy just
watching her die right now.Copy !req
1338. She's the only one who knows
where the bomb is...Copy !req
1339. so Dudaev would never
get his hands on it.Copy !req
1340. Oh, God, Susan.Copy !req
1341. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1342. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
1343. Hi, do you speak English?Copy !req
1344. Because I think somebody just
put a roofie in your cocktail.Copy !req
1345. Are you sure
it wasn't you?Copy !req
1346. What? No! God, I would never!Copy !req
1347. Could you point
the man out?Copy !req
1348. He just kind of
zipped out that door.Copy !req
1349. He's wearing a purple bowtie.Copy !req
1350. Thank you, Miss...Copy !req
1351. Oh. Penny. Morgan.Copy !req
1352. But it's no trouble, really.Copy !req
1353. I think us ladies
have to watch out
for each other.Copy !req
1354. This kind of thing
happens all the time.Copy !req
1355. People often try
to roofie you?Copy !req
1356. Once, I asked someone
for a Tylenol,Copy !req
1357. and they gave me
a Tylenol PM.Copy !req
1358. I'm not sure what
their intentions were, but...Copy !req
1359. It seems
they may have found him.Copy !req
1360. Would you come with me
to identify him?Copy !req
1361. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
1362. I'm happy to help.Copy !req
1363. (SOFTLY) Holy shit.Copy !req
1364. My friend here
said she saw youCopy !req
1365. put something in my drink.Copy !req
1366. I don't know
any of you people. Okay?Copy !req
1367. I'm just in Rome
on business.Copy !req
1368. I was about to head back
to my hotel and go to sleep.Copy !req
1369. Perfect. Just in time
for a nightcap.Copy !req
1370. Apparently, there's nothing
wrong with it.Copy !req
1371. I don't want your drink.Copy !req
1372. Fuck you, Rayna.Copy !req
1373. Mmm. Scrumptious.Copy !req
1374. So, joke's on you.Copy !req
1375. (CHOKING) Fuck you!Copy !req
1376. Fuck you!Copy !req
1377. How long was I out?Copy !req
1378. You fainted just long enough
for us to laugh at you.Copy !req
1379. What happened?Copy !req
1380. It was all a dream.Copy !req
1381. I'm just kidding.
A man's throat dissolved.Copy !req
1382. Sorry, I'm not usually,
you know...Copy !req
1383. Oh, thank you. That's...Copy !req
1384. surprisingly polite.Copy !req
1385. Sorry about that.Copy !req
1386. I've seen a lot of things
in my day. I just haven't...Copy !req
1387. I have never seen that,
exactly.Copy !req
1388. Penny, do you feel the needCopy !req
1389. to tell anybody about
what you just saw?Copy !req
1390. I'm not gonna tell anybody.Copy !req
1391. That asshole
got what he deserved.Copy !req
1392. I knew from the second
I saw him, I thought...Copy !req
1393. "That guy doesn't
deserve a throat."Copy !req
1394. So, good on you.Copy !req
1395. I would like to take you
to dinner to say thank you.Copy !req
1396. And we must discuss
this hideous dress.Copy !req
1397. It's just hysterical.Copy !req
1398. Oh, good,
that's what I was hoping for.Copy !req
1399. And by the way...Copy !req
1400. Hristo was supposed to be
looking after me
at the bar...Copy !req
1401. and making sure nobody
put anything in my drinks.Copy !req
1402. (SIGHS) They'll give him
a talking-to.Copy !req
1403. Seems fair.
Maybe dock him a day's wage.Copy !req
1404. (GUNSHOT)
Or shoot him in the head.Copy !req
1405. That always works.Copy !req
1406. Rome is quite amaz...Copy !req
1407. Rome is the worst.
Yes.Copy !req
1408. So boring and tacky.Copy !req
1409. I'm so glad one of us
finally said it. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
1410. You have lipstick
on your teeth.Copy !req
1411. Really?Copy !req
1412. Looks like you ate
a box of crayons.Copy !req
1413. Damn it.Copy !req
1414. Here we are.Copy !req
1415. These should have been
brought out
when we first sat down.Copy !req
1416. That's exactly
what I was thinking.Copy !req
1417. So far, I'm riddled with
disappointment at the service.Copy !req
1418. So sorry.
Signora, I apologize.Copy !req
1419. I once saw someone eat...Copy !req
1420. one of these before.Copy !req
1421. This is... strange.Copy !req
1422. Do you always tear your food
up into little pieces?Copy !req
1423. You look like a squirrel.Copy !req
1424. I was just checking
for the consistency.Copy !req
1425. Mmm.Copy !req
1426. You eat like a baby.Copy !req
1427. Thank you.Copy !req
1428. So, do you like
to have a look
at the wine list?Copy !req
1429. Yes. Penny, you can order.Copy !req
1430. Okay. Oh!Copy !req
1431. Has some heft.Copy !req
1432. Okay.Copy !req
1433. I'm feeling a red.Copy !req
1434. Kind of a red.
I like a lot of noise.Copy !req
1435. I like a little bit of...Copy !req
1436. kind of a barky finish.Copy !req
1437. I tend to like a white...Copy !req
1438. with the grit of a hummus...Copy !req
1439. that's, of course,
been thinned out.Copy !req
1440. Just kind of jump up
in the front of your palate...Copy !req
1441. and then rip back
and sizzle.Copy !req
1442. Almost a mineral
kind of dirt finish...Copy !req
1443. if we're having meat.
Okay, here,
this is looking...Copy !req
1444. promising.
Something with...Copy !req
1445. This one has
nice hints of toast...Copy !req
1446. and dogwood,
I assume? Hmm?Copy !req
1447. Uh...Copy !req
1448. I will have
the Sapori e Delizie.Copy !req
1449. Right.Copy !req
1450. That is the name
of this restaurant.Copy !req
1451. Yes, I'm aware of that.Copy !req
1452. So, why don't you
surprise us...Copy !req
1453. with something
that we don't know?Copy !req
1454. Like a delicious
bottle of wine.Copy !req
1455. Right. Sorry, I will be back
in five minutes, okay?Copy !req
1456. So hard to get
good help these days.Copy !req
1457. Don't you find that?
I find that.Copy !req
1458. I know who all
your active agents are.Copy !req
1459. Okay, I'm sensing, uh...Copy !req
1460. Can I do a little do over?Copy !req
1461. I, uh...Copy !req
1462. I really don't know
how to order wine.Copy !req
1463. I'm from a small town
in Iowa.Copy !req
1464. I saved up my money
to come on this Rome trip.Copy !req
1465. I had a little jar
on my desk at work...Copy !req
1466. and everybody said,
"You're never gonna
make enough money."Copy !req
1467. But I did, and I'm here.Copy !req
1468. And then I meet you,
and I can't afford...Copy !req
1469. to eat at a place like this,Copy !req
1470. and I'm just trying
to impress you...Copy !req
1471. and doing a really
poor job of it.Copy !req
1472. I thought as much.Copy !req
1473. Your cheap prom dress
doesn't exactly scream
sophistication.Copy !req
1474. Oh.Copy !req
1475. Well, I didn't go to prom,
so maybe it is—Copy !req
1476. When I was a little girl
growing up in Bulgaria...Copy !req
1477. which is the worst,
by the way.Copy !req
1478. Poor people everywhere and
cabbages constantly cooking.Copy !req
1479. There was this woman who was
kicked out of her house...Copy !req
1480. and she lost
all her money.Copy !req
1481. She couldn't even
sell her body.Copy !req
1482. So she became a clown
on the streets.Copy !req
1483. She would perform
all her tricks
standing in mud,Copy !req
1484. and just cry and cry.Copy !req
1485. You remind me of this woman.Copy !req
1486. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1487. I don't know what it is,
but there's something
about you.Copy !req
1488. The fainting,
the way you talk...Copy !req
1489. your terrible
sense of style.Copy !req
1490. I did get this at
quite a lovely—Copy !req
1491. It makes me sad
to think of you hereCopy !req
1492. spending all your
savings on Rome.Copy !req
1493. Come on.
We're going to Budapest.Copy !req
1494. Budapest?Copy !req
1495. I have some business
to finish there...Copy !req
1496. and you can take
my private jet
when we're done...Copy !req
1497. anywhere you want to
get home.Copy !req
1498. My way of repaying you
for saving my life.Copy !req
1499. Okay.Copy !req
1500. Is there a problem?Copy !req
1501. No. Not at all. Let's go.Copy !req
1502. Hey! Wait, what?Copy !req
1503. I'm just talking
to the girl!Copy !req
1504. Okay, okay.
Let's not make a scene.Copy !req
1505. Let me just
get my room key out...Copy !req
1506. and I'll grab a bag
and pack my things.Copy !req
1507. It's Susan.
She's sending a code.Copy !req
1508. No, they can
fly you back later.Copy !req
1509. "Shut...Copy !req
1510. And if the rest
of your clothes
look like that dress...Copy !req
1511. "... down...Copy !req
1512. I can send someone
to burn them for you.Copy !req
1513. Ha-ha.Copy !req
1514. "... the power."
Quite a zinger!Copy !req
1515. Shut down the power
to the Casino Di Rome.Copy !req
1516. What?Copy !req
1517. Shut the entire bloody
grid down, then! Now!Copy !req
1518. That would be great.Copy !req
1519. Everybody, please
remain calm and stay
where you are.Copy !req
1520. Oh, no!
What's happening?Copy !req
1521. (MOUTHING) I've got this.Copy !req
1522. What the fuck just happened?Copy !req
1523. God damn it.Copy !req
1524. Oh, my God! Rayna.Copy !req
1525. Thank God
your hair broke your fall.Copy !req
1526. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
1527. The lights were going out,
and I don't know
if it's a robbery.Copy !req
1528. Two of your guys slammed
into me and took you down.Copy !req
1529. I think one of them
touched my bottom.Copy !req
1530. I don't know which one,
but I definitely felt a hand.Copy !req
1531. Are they gonna be okay?Copy !req
1532. I wouldn't
worry about them.Copy !req
1533. Their fate has just
been sealed.Copy !req
1534. Sorry. I'll let you go.Copy !req
1535. Shame on you!Copy !req
1536. Wow.Copy !req
1537. This is a really jazzy plane.Copy !req
1538. Is this yours?Copy !req
1539. It was my father's.Copy !req
1540. You've never been
on a private jet before?Copy !req
1541. Oh, no.Copy !req
1542. I did get upgraded
to premium economy once...Copy !req
1543. which was pretty plush.Copy !req
1544. Premium economy.Copy !req
1545. Sounds like a pen
for dirty animals.Copy !req
1546. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
1547. But it was not
quite like this.Copy !req
1548. Thank you.Copy !req
1549. Why are you being
so nice to me?Copy !req
1550. Can't just be because
I remind youCopy !req
1551. of some sad Bulgarian clown.Copy !req
1552. You remind me of my mother.Copy !req
1553. Oh.Copy !req
1554. Really?Copy !req
1555. You know that you and I
are pretty close in age.Copy !req
1556. You're funny.Copy !req
1557. It's the Bulgarian
clown in you.Copy !req
1558. Okay.
She was marvelous.Copy !req
1559. But she was different.Copy !req
1560. Eccentric, like you are.Copy !req
1561. Oh.Copy !req
1562. The moment I saw you
standing thereCopy !req
1563. in that abortion
of a dress...Copy !req
1564. Ah... Come on.Copy !req
1565. it was as if to say...Copy !req
1566. "This is what I've got, world.
It's hideous, but it's mine."Copy !req
1567. This was her.
(GASPS)Copy !req
1568. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1569. Hey, how'd you get
that picture of me?Copy !req
1570. I look amazing.Copy !req
1571. Hello, doppelgänger.Copy !req
1572. She was the only person
I could ever trust.Copy !req
1573. Well, here's to your mom.Copy !req
1574. To my mother. And to you.Copy !req
1575. And here's to you.Copy !req
1576. You may never
be as wise as an owl...Copy !req
1577. but you'll always
be a hoot to me.Copy !req
1578. What a stupid fucking
retarded toast.Copy !req
1579. You're delightful.
As are you.Copy !req
1580. Mmm.Copy !req
1581. Now, where did you say
we were headed?Copy !req
1582. Headed?Copy !req
1583. Did you say where?Copy !req
1584. Oh, God.Copy !req
1585. If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...Copy !req
1586. chew one of these.Copy !req
1587. Chew one of these.Copy !req
1588. What happened?Copy !req
1589. I've never seen somebodyCopy !req
1590. dive for
stool softener before.Copy !req
1591. That's one thing
that happened.Copy !req
1592. What did you do?Copy !req
1593. Did you drug me?Copy !req
1594. Of course I did.Copy !req
1595. I told you,
I can't trust anybody.Copy !req
1596. I had to look
through your things.Copy !req
1597. Anyway, tell me...Copy !req
1598. are your hemorrhoids
particularly large,Copy !req
1599. or just tenacious?Copy !req
1600. Stop texting!Copy !req
1601. I'm not texting,
if you must know.Copy !req
1602. I'm playing Candy Crush
and I just made level 95.Copy !req
1603. God, that is so rude!Copy !req
1604. Jesus, Colin,
what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
1605. I'm sorry, Rayna,
but there's been
a change of plans.Copy !req
1606. Who paid you off, Colin?Copy !req
1607. Colin hasn't worked here for,
like, eight months.Copy !req
1608. I'm Fredrick.Copy !req
1609. Is that why
you're doing this?Copy !req
1610. Because I don't remember
your fucking name?Copy !req
1611. Let's just say
there's some peopleCopy !req
1612. who really want
what you're selling.Copy !req
1613. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
1614. I can give you a very
comfortable life, Col...Copy !req
1615. Um...Copy !req
1616. You forgot my name again,
didn't you?Copy !req
1617. No, I didn't.
Yeah.Copy !req
1618. It's...Copy !req
1619. Don't say fucking Colin.Copy !req
1620. Fuck! I don't give a shit
what your name is.Copy !req
1621. You're the fucking help!Copy !req
1622. Nice try, Colin...
but Stan and I
already sold it to...Copy !req
1623. It's Fredrick!
(GUNSHOT)Copy !req
1624. Fredrick!Copy !req
1625. Sorry, lady, but they only
paid me for one...Copy !req
1626. Ow!Copy !req
1627. Come on!Copy !req
1628. Rayna! Go to the cockpit
and level us out!Copy !req
1629. Like I know how to fly
a fucking airplane!Copy !req
1630. That was weird.Copy !req
1631. Ah!Copy !req
1632. Blow that thing
all you want, lady.Copy !req
1633. Yeah? Why don't
you blow me, Colin.Copy !req
1634. Ow! It's Fredrick.Copy !req
1635. Ah!Copy !req
1636. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
1637. I got it.Copy !req
1638. I know what to do.Copy !req
1639. Are you okay?
No!Copy !req
1640. I've got a dead man's
head up my ass.Copy !req
1641. This one's for Fine.Copy !req
1642. Downdraft!Copy !req
1643. Not again!Copy !req
1644. Do you have any idea
what you're fucking doing?Copy !req
1645. The controls
are so sensitive.Copy !req
1646. (FARTING)
Oh, God.Copy !req
1647. One of these dead fuckers
just shit his pants.Copy !req
1648. Okay, wait a minute.Copy !req
1649. I got it.Copy !req
1650. I think I got... Okay.Copy !req
1651. Okay.Copy !req
1652. Good thing I learned to use
that flight simulator app,
huh?Copy !req
1653. Congratulations,
Penny Morgan.Copy !req
1654. You just blew your cover.Copy !req
1655. Now put the plane
on autopilot and get up.Copy !req
1656. Any bullshit,
and I'll blow
your CIA brainsCopy !req
1657. all over that control panel.Copy !req
1658. I know what
you're thinking.Copy !req
1659. And you're wrong.Copy !req
1660. My real name is...Copy !req
1661. Did you come up
with your spy name yet?
No.Copy !req
1662. Mine would be...Copy !req
1663. Amber Valentine.Copy !req
1664. What are you, a porn star?Copy !req
1665. You're fucking
hilarious, huh?Copy !req
1666. I'm a private bodyguard,Copy !req
1667. and your father hired me
to protect you.Copy !req
1668. Bodyguard? You? Please.Copy !req
1669. That's funny,
because the way
I see it, without me...Copy !req
1670. you would currently be
crashed in the Alps
right now.Copy !req
1671. Or you'd be
laying in a morgueCopy !req
1672. with a hole burned
in your throat.Copy !req
1673. You little spoiled
piece of shit.Copy !req
1674. Why would my father hire
somebody like you?Copy !req
1675. Because he trusted me.Copy !req
1676. And for whatever
fucking reason,Copy !req
1677. he loved you.Copy !req
1678. Didn't even want you to know
I was watching you.Copy !req
1679. So he was the one
that made me come upCopy !req
1680. with this whole loser
Penny Morgan bullshit.Copy !req
1681. Yeah, "You look
just like my dead mama.Copy !req
1682. "Wah."Copy !req
1683. And fuck you for sayingCopy !req
1684. I look anything
like that fucking beast.Copy !req
1685. No wonder your father
never had the son he wanted.Copy !req
1686. You fuck that monster once...Copy !req
1687. and you just drop
the fucking mic and walk out.Copy !req
1688. Fuck you. Everything
you've said is a lie.Copy !req
1689. Oh.Copy !req
1690. What happened? Did I hit
a little sore spot?Copy !req
1691. Yeah, he always
wanted a son,
and you knew it.Copy !req
1692. Look, he wanted you
to take over the business.Copy !req
1693. He was just afraid you were
gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
1694. So if you wanna live,
and you wanna
unload that bomb...Copy !req
1695. you stick with me.Copy !req
1696. And if you got
a problem with that...Copy !req
1697. you know what you
can do, Rayna?Copy !req
1698. You and your bullshit accentCopy !req
1699. can land this fucking plane
by yourselves.Copy !req
1700. Okay, bodyguard.Copy !req
1701. But if I find out
you're lying to me
about any of this...Copy !req
1702. I'll show you ways to die
you never even dreamed of.Copy !req
1703. Now, let's go to Budapest.
I need a fucking drink.Copy !req
1704. Yeah, I bet you fucking do.Copy !req
1705. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1706. People want my power
And they want my stationCopy !req
1707. Stormed my winter palace
But they couldn't take itCopy !req
1708. Try to pull my status
But they couldn't fake itCopy !req
1709. Welcome back to the
Four Seasons Budapest,
Miss Boyanov.Copy !req
1710. Don't talk to me.
You're not my friend.Copy !req
1711. Get away from me.Copy !req
1712. Move. Move! I got it.Copy !req
1713. So, what's the plan?
Who are we meeting?Copy !req
1714. you're my bodyguard,
not my business partner...Copy !req
1715. so just focus
on guarding my body.Copy !req
1716. So not knowing
who we're meeting tonightCopy !req
1717. is gonna make me
extra effective.Copy !req
1718. That's okay. I get it.Copy !req
1719. I got shit to do.
You'll probably be fine.Copy !req
1720. Why don't I go get you
a nice dress to be buried in?Copy !req
1721. Dumbass.Copy !req
1722. I'm meeting
a potential bidder,Copy !req
1723. if you must know.Copy !req
1724. If they don't top
the current offer,Copy !req
1725. the sale
will happen tomorrow.Copy !req
1726. Where?
I don't know yet.Copy !req
1727. Anton!Copy !req
1728. Ouch!Copy !req
1729. Anton is part
of my security team,
psycho!Copy !req
1730. Yeah, well, guess what?
I don't like his face.Copy !req
1731. I don't like the looks
of your face!Copy !req
1732. And who the fuck are you?Copy !req
1733. I'm the person that's gonna
cut your dick offCopy !req
1734. and glue it
to your forehead...Copy !req
1735. so you look like
a limp-dick unicorn.Copy !req
1736. That's who the fuck I am.Copy !req
1737. Your name should be
"Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...Copy !req
1738. not "Anton."Copy !req
1739. Okay. Jesus.
Let's just calm down, okay?Copy !req
1740. Does he not look like
a bag o' dicks?
Enough.Copy !req
1741. I can see why my father
liked you now.Copy !req
1742. Amber is my hired bodyguard.Copy !req
1743. Be more like her.Copy !req
1744. And your head
better not have broken
my fucking phone.Copy !req
1745. We've got a big night
ahead of us.Copy !req
1746. Don't be afraid
to clean yourself up, Amber.Copy !req
1747. Take a shower
is what I'm saying.Copy !req
1748. Yeah? Don't be afraid
to hit water yourself.Copy !req
1749. You smell like a dead hooker
that washed up on the beach...Copy !req
1750. then roasted in the sun
for a weekCopy !req
1751. before anybody found
her body.Copy !req
1752. Okay. You need
to take it way down.Copy !req
1753. I'm sorry, that's too much.
Okay, that was too much.Copy !req
1754. Jeez!
Too much.Copy !req
1755. God.Copy !req
1756. What are you staring at?Copy !req
1757. I will destroy you.Copy !req
1758. And then after
I'm done destroying you,Copy !req
1759. I'll take a picture
of what's left...Copy !req
1760. of your body,
and I'm gonna
text it to your mother.Copy !req
1761. With a little note that says
his last words were...Copy !req
1762. "My mother was terrible.
You did this to me."Copy !req
1763. That's so fucking mean.Copy !req
1764. Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.Copy !req
1765. You're just
figuring that out?Copy !req
1766. Give me your coat.Copy !req
1767. This is a man's coat.Copy !req
1768. Yeah, but I don't
see a man, do I?Copy !req
1769. I see a reject from
The Sound of Music.Copy !req
1770. It was my mother's coat,
but she's very masculine.Copy !req
1771. You look like ABBA took a shit
and put a trench coat on it.Copy !req
1772. Well, I won't
give it to you.Copy !req
1773. I've been in this dress
for 12 fucking hours.Copy !req
1774. Give me your coat.Copy !req
1775. No.Copy !req
1776. Yeah.
No, I won't give...
This is my coat.Copy !req
1777. I'm gonna reach through
your fucking body...Copy !req
1778. and rip out your back
like a fucking werewolf.Copy !req
1779. Without tearing the jacket.Copy !req
1780. Just so I can
wear your jacket,Copy !req
1781. and give you a final
"Fuck you."Copy !req
1782. Oh, no, you won't.Copy !req
1783. I'm gonna take
that fucking coat.Copy !req
1784. I warned you, you Swedish
gummy fish motherfucker!Copy !req
1785. Ouch!Copy !req
1786. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1787. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1788. Nance?
Oh, my God, Susan!Copy !req
1789. Hello. Hello?Copy !req
1790. Just say something
to me, please.Copy !req
1791. Susan? Anything.Copy !req
1792. I cannot handle this,
Susan!Copy !req
1793. There is nothing
in real lifeCopy !req
1794. that someone could
do to a spy...Copy !req
1795. that is filthier
or more upsettingCopy !req
1796. than what my brain
will cook up right now.Copy !req
1797. So save me from myself,
Susan!Copy !req
1798. Because you know
what's going to happen.Copy !req
1799. I'm gonna get chattier,
aren't I?Copy !req
1800. Did you know that
you can't ever change
having big pores?Copy !req
1801. Oh, my God, Nancy,
you are driving me nuts!Copy !req
1802. I couldn't talk because
I was in an elevator
filled with people.Copy !req
1803. You're all right.
Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1804. You disappeared for 12 hours.
We didn't know what happened!Copy !req
1805. I had to take out my earpiece
and my camera.Copy !req
1806. Rayna's on to our agents
and she was gonnaCopy !req
1807. spot my equipment
from a mile away.Copy !req
1808. You're with Rayna?Copy !req
1809. You're not supposed to be
within a mile away of her.Copy !req
1810. Nancy, I know,
but I'm in deepCopy !req
1811. and I'm getting
such good intel.Copy !req
1812. Please,
I just need to remainCopy !req
1813. on radio silence
just a little bit longer.Copy !req
1814. Well, don't worry,
because I'll be ableCopy !req
1815. to keep a better eye
on you now.Copy !req
1816. What are you
talking about? How?Copy !req
1817. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1818. Elaine wanted to know
exactly what you were
up to...Copy !req
1819. so I tracked your earpiece.
They sent me here to find you.Copy !req
1820. They sent you?Copy !req
1821. I'm as unknown as you are,Copy !req
1822. so they thought
my cover was safe.Copy !req
1823. Did they give you
an identity?Copy !req
1824. It's so cool.Copy !req
1825. I said I wanted to be
Amber Valentine...
What?Copy !req
1826. and they let me use it.Copy !req
1827. I don't know why you got
to pick your identity.Copy !req
1828. I had to go
as a freaking cat lady.Copy !req
1829. Amber!
Yes?Copy !req
1830. Who is this?Copy !req
1831. I'm sorry. I didn't know
the police were here.Copy !req
1832. This is my colleague,
detective.Copy !req
1833. The one I fucking
told you about.Copy !req
1834. No, you didn't.Copy !req
1835. Yes, I did, Helen Keller!Copy !req
1836. You're both named Amber?Copy !req
1837. What did I tell you
about talking to me?Copy !req
1838. Nothing. You just said
nothing about talking.Copy !req
1839. You want me to have CagneyCopy !req
1840. and fucking Lacey
explain it to you?Copy !req
1841. Cagney's coming down
your fucking throat.Copy !req
1842. Lacey, she's gonna
come up your ass.Copy !req
1843. I'm gonna meet them
in the fucking middle...Copy !req
1844. and play your heart
like a fucking accordion.Copy !req
1845. I'm gonna pump
that shit until it pops.Copy !req
1846. You Swedish bitch.Copy !req
1847. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
1848. You gonna cry, you little
Swiss fucking pussy?Copy !req
1849. I'm not gonna cry.
You're crying now!Copy !req
1850. I'm not!Copy !req
1851. It's so fucking hot!Copy !req
1852. You know, just,
let's leave Anton
alone for now.Copy !req
1853. Please.Copy !req
1854. What's your name?Copy !req
1855. Susan Cooper.
What?Copy !req
1856. Sorry, it came out.
What did I...Copy !req
1857. She's not supposed
to fucking say
her real name.Copy !req
1858. She's one of my best.
She's highly
fucking skilled.Copy !req
1859. Very skilled.Copy !req
1860. At what? Getting things
out of a high cupboard?Copy !req
1861. (LAUGHS)
Don't do that.Copy !req
1862. That's very good!
Because I'm tall.Copy !req
1863. Weirdly, I'm not very good
at reaching high things.Copy !req
1864. A doctor once said to me
I have the muscle capacity
of an infant.Copy !req
1865. My arms are like two noodles.Copy !req
1866. Susan, get Rayna
to safety, now!Copy !req
1867. I've got her.Copy !req
1868. Go!Copy !req
1869. Get away!Copy !req
1870. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1871. Who puts a roof on a scooter?
What are you, the Pope?Copy !req
1872. Ooh!Copy !req
1873. (SHOUTING)
Get out of the way!Copy !req
1874. Oh!Copy !req
1875. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1876. This guy is driving crazy!
I can't keep up with him!Copy !req
1877. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1878. I got it.Copy !req
1879. All right, little detour.Copy !req
1880. Oh, God.Copy !req
1881. Let's do this!Copy !req
1882. I am so badass!Copy !req
1883. I got it.Copy !req
1884. I know what you're saying.Copy !req
1885. You're no prize yourself!Copy !req
1886. Get back to work!Copy !req
1887. Where are we going?Copy !req
1888. Smells like cheese
under here!Copy !req
1889. Apologies.
I may be sweating...Copy !req
1890. cheese because I had
quite a hearty lasagna.Copy !req
1891. Fucking ridiculous
clown show!Copy !req
1892. This fuckery stops now.Copy !req
1893. Excuse me, do you knowCopy !req
1894. if there's a Popeyes Chicken
around here?Copy !req
1895. What?Copy !req
1896. I saw a KFC down the way,
but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.Copy !req
1897. The food
is really weird...Copy !req
1898. Oh, my God,
I'll ask someone else!Copy !req
1899. Okay, enough!Copy !req
1900. Drop your weapon!Copy !req
1901. Oh, my God. Karen.Copy !req
1902. Why aren't you in Capri?Copy !req
1903. I'm so sorry I shot you.Copy !req
1904. You must not have known
it was me, either.Copy !req
1905. I changed my hair.Copy !req
1906. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1907. Looks really good.
Are those extensions?Copy !req
1908. No, it's just my hair.Copy !req
1909. You know, a few clips.
Colored.Copy !req
1910. Okay, if you say so.Copy !req
1911. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry
about this, too.Copy !req
1912. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1913. No, no, no!Copy !req
1914. Susan! My thighs
are on fire!Copy !req
1915. I don't care!
Where is Rayna?Copy !req
1916. I don't know.
She slipped off me.Copy !req
1917. I was very sweaty.Copy !req
1918. I thought I asked you
to watch her.Copy !req
1919. I don't know how
she ran so fast,
particularly with that hair.Copy !req
1920. It must weigh
20 pounds at least.Copy !req
1921. Maybe she's a witch.
Do you think she
put a spell on me?Copy !req
1922. Karen Walker is dead.Copy !req
1923. What?
She's a double agent!Copy !req
1924. Somebody shot her
right in front of me.Copy !req
1925. I don't know who did it.Copy !req
1926. I don't know how deep
this whole thing goes.Copy !req
1927. Oh, my God.
(YELPS)Copy !req
1928. Get your motherfucking
asses up here!Copy !req
1929. Now!Copy !req
1930. But what if she heard?Copy !req
1931. She didn't hear.Copy !req
1932. But what if
she did hear?Copy !req
1933. We weren't even
talking that loud.Copy !req
1934. A woman like that
has super ears.Copy !req
1935. Okay, she does not
have super ears...Copy !req
1936. and I'm only
bringing this up
because you asked me to...Copy !req
1937. but you are putting
a very negative spin
on this situation.Copy !req
1938. Oh, wow.
We're going with that now,
are we, Amber Valentine?Copy !req
1939. Susan Cooper, really?
Susan Cooper?Copy !req
1940. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
1941. Okay. We got this.Copy !req
1942. My legs won't
seem to move.Copy !req
1943. Okay, Nancy,
I realize that
you are scared,Copy !req
1944. but you are in this now...Copy !req
1945. and I really, really
need you to hold it together.Copy !req
1946. Holding it together.Copy !req
1947. I shall now be the most
held-together person
you have ever met.Copy !req
1948. Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
1949. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1950. Be prepared for anything.
She's erratic.Copy !req
1951. It's impossible to tell
what she's thinking.Copy !req
1952. Probably because
she's thinking
in Bulgarian.Copy !req
1953. What are you doing?
I'm just tying up
my shoelaces.Copy !req
1954. You're wearing a loafer.
Get over here.Copy !req
1955. Get in!Copy !req
1956. Shit! People are trying
to kill meCopy !req
1957. and all that's left
of my fucking security teamCopy !req
1958. is you two defending me...Copy !req
1959. and you look like somebody's
demented aunts on vacation!Copy !req
1960. Do you have anyone
on your team...Copy !req
1961. other than this
asthmatic Big Bird?Copy !req
1962. Yeah, we usually
just use herCopy !req
1963. for non-physical
security resources.Copy !req
1964. I'm very non-physically
resourceful.Copy !req
1965. I do a lot of reading.
I read palms and maps...Copy !req
1966. and I've read all of
The Hunger Games...Copy !req
1967. How is that helpful?Copy !req
1968. I don't know.
I'm panicking!Copy !req
1969. And you!Copy !req
1970. You have to stop with these
stupid Penny Morgan outfits!Copy !req
1971. You have to dress
like an actual human!Copy !req
1972. Get me more securityCopy !req
1973. when I come back out here
or you're both dead!Copy !req
1974. I am cold bloodedCopy !req
1975. Suck on this, Rayna.Copy !req
1976. This mission's gonna
cost you money, you know.Copy !req
1977. The clothing allowance
cut off halfway
through the last...Copy !req
1978. My God, can you just
please concentrateCopy !req
1979. on getting the new bodyguard?Copy !req
1980. God damn it! Please!Copy !req
1981. All right, all right.Copy !req
1982. Crabby.Copy !req
1983. I've already contacted
the agency.Copy !req
1984. Aw. Come on!Copy !req
1985. You, in this outfit...Copy !req
1986. Magnifico!Copy !req
1987. Do we have anything yet?Copy !req
1988. No one so far, Susan.Copy !req
1989. Slightly intimidating
crowd, however.Copy !req
1990. Hello, you look nice.Copy !req
1991. Ah, just keep laughing.
Looks fade.Copy !req
1992. Keep your eyes open.Copy !req
1993. God damn it,
I told you to dress up.Copy !req
1994. And take off those gloves.Copy !req
1995. You look like
Darth-fucking-Vader.Copy !req
1996. Yeah? Well, you look like
an Ewok died on your head.Copy !req
1997. I don't even know
what that means.Copy !req
1998. You're gonna know
what it meansCopy !req
1999. when I split you open
like a Tauntaun.Copy !req
2000. Whatever.Copy !req
2001. Keep an eye out
for this woman.Copy !req
2002. She's the one coming
to make the bid.Copy !req
2003. He's got a friend.Copy !req
2004. Very pretty.Copy !req
2005. I'm glad you know
what pretty is.Copy !req
2006. You should remember it
next time you're
in a clothing store.Copy !req
2007. I need you to keep
your eyes open.Copy !req
2008. I may need
your help out there.Copy !req
2009. To close my eyesCopy !req
2010. in the presence
of this beautiful body...Copy !req
2011. would be a crime.Copy !req
2012. Oh, God.Copy !req
2013. Nancy, okay,
you know the womanCopy !req
2014. I spotted in Paris,
the bomber?Copy !req
2015. She's coming tonight
to make a bid.Copy !req
2016. She already works for De Luca
so we know something is up.Copy !req
2017. I need you to keep an...Copy !req
2018. Son of a bee sting.Copy !req
2019. Excuse me, he's mine.Copy !req
2020. Yeah.Copy !req
2021. I didn't mean
to hit her that hard.Copy !req
2022. You're like a balloon animal.Copy !req
2023. Here, take those.Copy !req
2024. Hi. What are you doing, Ford?Copy !req
2025. I'm here to help you, Cooper.Copy !req
2026. You may have found Rayna,
but you cannot lose her.Copy !req
2027. This isn't fucking
playtime anymore!
Yeah?Copy !req
2028. It's playtime on your face,
with your stupid mustache!Copy !req
2029. Where'd you get that from,
Mr. Potato Head?Copy !req
2030. You are gonna
blow my fucking cover.Copy !req
2031. Yeah? Sunglasses
are not a cover,
they're an accessory.Copy !req
2032. Get out of here!Copy !req
2033. You're gonna fuck this up
without me around to
save your girly ass.Copy !req
2034. God, I hate you so much!Copy !req
2035. You can't let your
desire for me put you
in danger, Cooper.Copy !req
2036. Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.Copy !req
2037. You dance like
a horny eighth grader.Copy !req
2038. Are you erect?
Get off me!Copy !req
2039. Blend in,
or get the fuck out!Copy !req
2040. You get out of here!Copy !req
2041. Yeah, who's dominating now?Copy !req
2042. Fuck!Copy !req
2043. Don't, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
2044. You've gotta be kidding!
Get off of me!Copy !req
2045. You get off of me!
Get your silky shirt
off of me!Copy !req
2046. Blend in,
or get the fuck out.Copy !req
2047. Thank you
for the beautiful ladies.Copy !req
2048. You guys okay?
(CROWD CHEERING)Copy !req
2049. Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!Copy !req
2050. What's up, Budapest?Copy !req
2051. I just had some goulash.
The shit was on point!Copy !req
2052. Get the party rockin'
Bottles poppin'Copy !req
2053. Tonight we gonna
turn up till weCopy !req
2054. TwistedCopy !req
2055. Oh, shit. She's here.Copy !req
2056. We can't let
Rayna see her...Copy !req
2057. so you need to take out
her bodyguards
and I'll deal with her.Copy !req
2058. Ain't nobody orders
me around!Copy !req
2059. God, do you have
a better idea?Copy !req
2060. Yeah, we release
a gas in the club...Copy !req
2061. causing everybody to get
temporary amnesia.Copy !req
2062. Get 100 sticks
of dynamite...Copy !req
2063. Oh, God! Just go!
Just go!Copy !req
2064. Nancy, I need you
to get in here now.Copy !req
2065. I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!Copy !req
2066. Pardon. Excuse me.Copy !req
2067. Okay. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
2068. Turn upCopy !req
2069. Wow! 50 Cent Piece!Copy !req
2070. Thanks for letting me know.Copy !req
2071. Do not let Rayna
see that woman.Copy !req
2072. Create a diversion, now.Copy !req
2073. What kind of diversion?
A big one!Copy !req
2074. Let's enjoy tonight
Like tonight's our lastCopy !req
2075. We can focus on the future
And reflect on the pastCopy !req
2076. We done came so far
I mean, look where we areCopy !req
2077. 50, I love you!Copy !req
2078. 50, I love you!Copy !req
2079. Kiss me!Copy !req
2080. Get her!
Take me now!Copy !req
2081. Turn around.Copy !req
2082. Get off!
I'm coming in!Copy !req
2083. Nancy, I got her.
Meet me outside.Copy !req
2084. Okay. Right.Copy !req
2085. I'm fine now.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
2086. Okay.Copy !req
2087. I got my wish. That was it.Copy !req
2088. I've now got to jump
Michael Bublé in Croatia.
He wants me.Copy !req
2089. All right, Cooper.
I've got this under control.Copy !req
2090. You're coming with me.Copy !req
2091. Oh, my God, Susan!Copy !req
2092. Okay, bigger diversion.Copy !req
2093. Huge diversion.Copy !req
2094. Bitch!Copy !req
2095. I gotta know
who she's working for.Copy !req
2096. Get Rayna out of here!Copy !req
2097. That's not fair!Copy !req
2098. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
2099. God damn it!Copy !req
2100. Nancy, where are you?Copy !req
2101. Bit indisposed.Copy !req
2102. It turns out 50 Cent
doesn't have a great senseCopy !req
2103. of humor or irony.Copy !req
2104. I need backup!
I lost my gun in the club!Copy !req
2105. We're probably
more alike than you think!Copy !req
2106. Oh!Copy !req
2107. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
2108. Oh, shit.Copy !req
2109. Ow!Copy !req
2110. (GROANS)
Why'd I get rid
of my gloves?Copy !req
2111. Ow! Motherbutler!Copy !req
2112. You got a lot of rage
in that jumpsuit.Copy !req
2113. You dead serious?Copy !req
2114. God!Copy !req
2115. Wait! Wait a minute!Copy !req
2116. This isn't what you want,
or what I want.Copy !req
2117. This is like what
the Man wants.Copy !req
2118. Us, you know?
Two smart,
pretty brunettes...Copy !req
2119. kind of breaking
each other down.Copy !req
2120. I mean, you look similar
to a gal I was
in college with.Copy !req
2121. Things happened.Copy !req
2122. I think we all dabble.Copy !req
2123. It's mostly just kind of
stuff with hands and—Copy !req
2124. God, I can't wait
to kill you.Copy !req
2125. Oh...Copy !req
2126. That's clean through.Copy !req
2127. Thanks for your weapon.Copy !req
2128. It's been inside you,Copy !req
2129. so I don't think
it should go inside me...Copy !req
2130. Get up. Get up!Copy !req
2131. You are under arrest
by Susan Cooper...Copy !req
2132. and the government
of the United States.Copy !req
2133. Rayna, how did you do that?Copy !req
2134. I didn't.Copy !req
2135. He did.Copy !req
2136. Hello, Coop.Copy !req
2137. Fine?Copy !req
2138. Ow...Copy !req
2139. Hey.Copy !req
2140. Coop.Copy !req
2141. Wake up!Copy !req
2142. Did you have a nice nap?Copy !req
2143. You were snoring
very loudly.Copy !req
2144. That's just really
not the mostCopy !req
2145. upsetting news right now.Copy !req
2146. My father used to
bring people here.Copy !req
2147. Did he also make you dress
like a slutty dolphin trainer?Copy !req
2148. He'd starve them...Copy !req
2149. torture them.Copy !req
2150. You name it.Copy !req
2151. But he especially
didn't like itCopy !req
2152. when people lied to him.Copy !req
2153. Not that I bought it.Copy !req
2154. You knew?Copy !req
2155. Of course I knew.Copy !req
2156. I told you,
you were better off
in the basement, Coop.Copy !req
2157. You could have
avoided all of this.Copy !req
2158. And what, Fine?Copy !req
2159. Now you're a nuclear
black marketer?Copy !req
2160. A terrorist?Copy !req
2161. No...Copy !req
2162. He's just fucking me.Copy !req
2163. You're a loud kisser.Copy !req
2164. Excuse me?
You're a loud kisser.Copy !req
2165. And it's gross
and unappealing.Copy !req
2166. You look like some
old, toothless womanCopy !req
2167. sucking the jelly
out of a donut.Copy !req
2168. Hey, what's it like
sleeping with the manCopy !req
2169. that killed your father?Copy !req
2170. Nice try, Coop.Copy !req
2171. She already knows
it was Cress.Copy !req
2172. Ah.Copy !req
2173. Okay.Copy !req
2174. You've probably always
been in love with him,
haven't you?Copy !req
2175. Talking in his ear...Copy !req
2176. hoping eventually one day
he'll fall in love with you.Copy !req
2177. Poor little,
pathetic Susan Coleman.Copy !req
2178. That's not my last name,Copy !req
2179. so it's really not much
of a burn, is it?Copy !req
2180. Cooping.Copy !req
2181. No.Copy !req
2182. Croupon.Copy !req
2183. Are you thinking "Groupon"?Copy !req
2184. No, my name's not "Groupon."Copy !req
2185. Croupe.
Keep going.Copy !req
2186. Kapowski.Copy !req
2187. That's getting
further from it!Copy !req
2188. Well,
whatever the fuck it is,
let's just call you dead.Copy !req
2189. Hey, baby?Copy !req
2190. I thought we were
gonna hang on
to her till tonight.Copy !req
2191. I changed my mind.Copy !req
2192. Goodbye.Copy !req
2193. Like I'd waste
a bullet on you.Copy !req
2194. Put her in the room.Copy !req
2195. Ah!Copy !req
2196. Hey, Aldo.Copy !req
2197. Hello, captured lady.Copy !req
2198. I failed.Copy !req
2199. I failed the mission.Copy !req
2200. Fine is alive...Copy !req
2201. and he's a traitor.Copy !req
2202. Don't be downhearted.Copy !req
2203. My mama said to me...Copy !req
2204. "Aldo,
life is full of sorrow...Copy !req
2205. "and surprises.Copy !req
2206. "But, a magnificent
pair of bosoms...Copy !req
2207. "will..."Copy !req
2208. Good story.Copy !req
2209. Susan.Copy !req
2210. Get away from me.
No, listen.Copy !req
2211. I haven't got much time.Copy !req
2212. Why'd you do it, Fine?Copy !req
2213. This was my only way in.Copy !req
2214. I had to fake my death
to gain Rayna's trust.Copy !req
2215. I jammed the signal,
popped out my lens.Copy !req
2216. It was easy.Copy !req
2217. I hated to do it to you, Coop,
but I had to. I had to.Copy !req
2218. Rayna knew
all about our agents...Copy !req
2219. because Karen Walker
sold her the names.Copy !req
2220. I just couldn't trust anyone
at the agencyCopy !req
2221. not to give me away,
not even you.Copy !req
2222. How do I even know
you're telling me the truth?Copy !req
2223. Did Karen Walker
try to kill you?Copy !req
2224. You shot her?Copy !req
2225. I'm deep undercover.Copy !req
2226. But not so deep that
I can't still protect you.Copy !req
2227. All right, look me
in the eye.Copy !req
2228. What?Copy !req
2229. Really look me
in the eye.Copy !req
2230. One of your eyes is bigger
than the other.Copy !req
2231. Really?Copy !req
2232. No.Copy !req
2233. You're perfect,
God damn it.Copy !req
2234. Asshole.Copy !req
2235. That hurt.Copy !req
2236. Good, it was
supposed to.Copy !req
2237. Bosom.Copy !req
2238. Is he dangerous?Copy !req
2239. Only if you have boobs.Copy !req
2240. So did Rayna
really know I was a spy?Copy !req
2241. No. Not until you blew
your cover
back at that kitchen.Copy !req
2242. I really thought she was more
experienced than that.Copy !req
2243. Thank God she's not, huh?Copy !req
2244. Because if she was,
you'd be dead now.Copy !req
2245. I think they're pretty
good covers...Copy !req
2246. I gotta go.Copy !req
2247. We're heading to De Luca's
villa to meet with Dudaev.Copy !req
2248. Then we're taking him
to wherever the bomb is.Copy !req
2249. This thing is almost over.Copy !req
2250. Hang tight.Copy !req
2251. Hello, bound lady.Copy !req
2252. Not now, Aldo.Copy !req
2253. I think Mr. Fine
has underestimated you.Copy !req
2254. You found your targets,Copy !req
2255. you tracked them down,
you fought very hard.Copy !req
2256. Susan...Copy !req
2257. you are a good agent.Copy !req
2258. You'll get them
next time, huh?Copy !req
2259. Unless we die here.Copy !req
2260. Then you will not.Copy !req
2261. You know what,
I'm not going down like this.Copy !req
2262. I need you to untie me.Copy !req
2263. Bosom. What?Copy !req
2264. Stop! God damn it!Copy !req
2265. Just untie me.Copy !req
2266. No, you heard Mr. Fine.
He's working a plan.Copy !req
2267. We have to stay put.Copy !req
2268. Untie me. Now.Copy !req
2269. That's my ass.Copy !req
2270. It is very difficult to see
or gauge my position.Copy !req
2271. You're just simply
grabbing my ass.Copy !req
2272. Oh. I am, sorry.Copy !req
2273. Let's roll
to our side.Copy !req
2274. God!Copy !req
2275. Oh! Hey!Copy !req
2276. The knot is very tight,
but I am making progress.Copy !req
2277. Your hand is way up in there.Copy !req
2278. My right hand is restrained
from the weight of my body.Copy !req
2279. Okay. Let's try this.Copy !req
2280. Oh, God.Copy !req
2281. Okay. I will
inchworm my way...Copy !req
2282. You're being very loud.Copy !req
2283. Shh!Copy !req
2284. Wait. I have idea.Copy !req
2285. God. Another one?Copy !req
2286. Oh, Jesus.
Don't move.Copy !req
2287. Wait, wait, wait!
Stay still.Copy !req
2288. No, no, no!Copy !req
2289. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
2290. Oh, God!
Yes.Copy !req
2291. Can't be happening.Copy !req
2292. Damn it, I was having
such an empowering momentCopy !req
2293. before this started.Copy !req
2294. My penis
may be gently kissing
the back of your head.Copy !req
2295. Just untie me
before I crush your nuts.Copy !req
2296. Oh, please.Copy !req
2297. If only we had time
for such pleasures.Copy !req
2298. Go!Copy !req
2299. Your face and the knot
are about to enter my colon.Copy !req
2300. Stop licking it!Copy !req
2301. It is done.Copy !req
2302. Thank you, Aldo.Copy !req
2303. I don't wanna know
why my neck is wet...Copy !req
2304. but you did excellent work.
Prego.Copy !req
2305. Turn around,
let me untie you,Copy !req
2306. and let's get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
2307. I need you to alert
CIA and Interpol.Copy !req
2308. I'm gonna go to De Luca's
and back up Fine.Copy !req
2309. You know where
the villa is?Copy !req
2310. I know everything.Copy !req
2311. One day, lady super spy...Copy !req
2312. Susan Cooper...Copy !req
2313. I will fuck you.Copy !req
2314. The danger is
I'm dangerousCopy !req
2315. And I mightjust
tear you apartCopy !req
2316. I love this new car smell.Copy !req
2317. Really nice.Copy !req
2318. (SNIFFS) Oh. Mmm.Copy !req
2319. I'm gonna get yaCopy !req
2320. Oh, ah, ohCopy !req
2321. I wanna taste the way
that you bleedCopy !req
2322. I'm gonna catch ya
I'm gonna get ya, get yaCopy !req
2323. Oh, ah, ohCopy !req
2324. I wanna taste
the way that you bleedCopy !req
2325. Welcome to Lake Balaton.Copy !req
2326. I found this staircaseCopy !req
2327. and made them build
a house around it.Copy !req
2328. Our dear Mr. Dudaev
will be arriving shortly.Copy !req
2329. You are about to become
a very rich woman, Rayna.Copy !req
2330. Which means you'll have to be
a little more careful...Copy !req
2331. about the company you keep.Copy !req
2332. So many people have such
terrible agendas...Copy !req
2333. like perhaps
your friend here.Copy !req
2334. I can see his obvious
outer appeal.Copy !req
2335. You have terrific eyes.Copy !req
2336. Thanks.Copy !req
2337. But he also works
for the CIA, doesn't he?Copy !req
2338. An odd choice of companion
for someone in your work,
Rayna.Copy !req
2339. Doesn't exactly inspire
confidence in those
around you.Copy !req
2340. Fuck you, Sergio.
You would never talk
to my father like that.Copy !req
2341. I never had to.Copy !req
2342. Mr. De Luca, it's true.Copy !req
2343. I worked for the CIA,
but they think I'm dead.Copy !req
2344. I'm with Rayna now,
and I'm here to
help you both.Copy !req
2345. You and Karen Walker
are both double agents.Copy !req
2346. What's going on
at the CIA?Copy !req
2347. Drones taking all
the cool assignments?Copy !req
2348. If we don't get rid
of him right now,Copy !req
2349. I'm calling off the deal.Copy !req
2350. Don't you fucking dare.Copy !req
2351. Yeah, why don't you listen
to that asshole.Copy !req
2352. Don't you fucking dare.Copy !req
2353. You're a bit
outnumbered here, Miss...Copy !req
2354. I'm sorry,
what the fuck
is your name?Copy !req
2355. Susan Cooper.
I'm with the CIA.Copy !req
2356. Jesus. Rayna, did you invite
the entire agency here...Copy !req
2357. or are they just having
a company retreatCopy !req
2358. at the villa next door?Copy !req
2359. God, you're funny, huh?Copy !req
2360. It's just me.Copy !req
2361. It's gonna be
in your best interestCopy !req
2362. to keep Fine and me alive.Copy !req
2363. I'm trying, but I'm not quite
following your logic.Copy !req
2364. You want me to slow it down
for you? Okay.Copy !req
2365. You're about to meet
with Solsa Dudaev...Copy !req
2366. a man I've been collecting
intelligence on for years.Copy !req
2367. And I'm guessing
that your boys hereCopy !req
2368. are too busy manscaping...Copy !req
2369. to have told you
how he does business.Copy !req
2370. Because about half the people
he deals with end up dead.Copy !req
2371. I can tell you what
Dudaev's gonna doCopy !req
2372. five minutes before he
even thinks about it.Copy !req
2373. And I sure as shit know
enough to cover up
a Russian flag tattoo...Copy !req
2374. since Dudaev's brother
was killed by
the Russian military.Copy !req
2375. Jesus!Copy !req
2376. You own a computer?
You heard of fucking Google?Copy !req
2377. I'll tell you another thing.Copy !req
2378. You know
your little girlfriend...Copy !req
2379. the one from
the Paris bombing?Copy !req
2380. She's just using you
to get to Rayna.Copy !req
2381. If it hadn't been for me
last night...Copy !req
2382. she would've kidnapped her
at the club...Copy !req
2383. and then you'd be
standing hereCopy !req
2384. with your dick
in your hand...Copy !req
2385. because you'd never
find that bomb.Copy !req
2386. So you need me, De Luca.Copy !req
2387. And I'm not gonna help you
unless you keep Fine alive.Copy !req
2388. Now, let me
get this straight.Copy !req
2389. You work for the CIA...Copy !req
2390. yet you're willing to help me
sell a nuclear bomb...Copy !req
2391. in order to save
this man's life?Copy !req
2392. Why would I believe that?Copy !req
2393. Because she's in love
with him.Copy !req
2394. Yeah, so what?Copy !req
2395. This idiot
doesn't even know it.Copy !req
2396. Too dumb to know
I'd do anything for him.Copy !req
2397. And fuck the CIA, right?Copy !req
2398. What have they ever
done for me?Copy !req
2399. Took 10 years of my life,
gave me shitty pay...Copy !req
2400. put me in a basement
with a ceiling
full of bats...Copy !req
2401. that pretty sure
gave me pinkeye
or at least an allergy...Copy !req
2402. Something got fucked up
in my eye.Copy !req
2403. I would've been out
a long time agoCopy !req
2404. if it hadn't been for Fine.Copy !req
2405. So, yeah, I'll do anything
it takes to keep him alive.Copy !req
2406. That's pretty pathetic,
right?Copy !req
2407. (SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.Copy !req
2408. God, you're an asshole.Copy !req
2409. When this is over,
I'm gonna shave
that fucking head.Copy !req
2410. All right, Miss Havisham.Copy !req
2411. I'll take you up
on your offer.Copy !req
2412. But if you try anything,
I mean anything...Copy !req
2413. I'll make
your dream come trueCopy !req
2414. and send you and
your boyfriend to heaven.Copy !req
2415. Let's go.Copy !req
2416. Mr. Dudaev.Copy !req
2417. Welcome to Hungary.Copy !req
2418. Like Chechnya,
only easier to pronounce.Copy !req
2419. Enough with the bullshit.Copy !req
2420. Where is the package?Copy !req
2421. Once my client
sees the payment...Copy !req
2422. she'll take us all
to its very secure
hiding spot.Copy !req
2423. Wherever that may be.Copy !req
2424. I got it, handsome.Copy !req
2425. 100,000,000 EurosCopy !req
2426. doesn't buy
what it used to, does it?Copy !req
2427. Nice ice, Solsa.Copy !req
2428. Right.Copy !req
2429. He's all yours.Copy !req
2430. Gentlemen,
if you would follow me.Copy !req
2431. Here it is.Copy !req
2432. What is this bullshit?Copy !req
2433. Bullshit?Copy !req
2434. Solsa, I'll have you know...Copy !req
2435. It's the nuke.Copy !req
2436. Clever girl.Copy !req
2437. A lead-lined compartment.Copy !req
2438. Correct.Copy !req
2439. The lead lining is thick
as to mask
any radiation detection.Copy !req
2440. My father was extremely
good at his job.Copy !req
2441. Unbelievable!Copy !req
2442. You could have warned me,
Rayna.Copy !req
2443. I've been throwing
my gym clothesCopy !req
2444. on top of that thing
for a week.Copy !req
2445. It is beautiful.Copy !req
2446. Yes, it is.Copy !req
2447. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
2448. Conducting business.Copy !req
2449. Uh-uh.Copy !req
2450. Put it in the helicopter.Copy !req
2451. And don't forget
my diamonds.Copy !req
2452. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
2453. De Luca played you, Rayna.Copy !req
2454. And you led him right to it.Copy !req
2455. You didn't expect me
to let him have it, did you?Copy !req
2456. I mean, it's like
giving a Stradivarius
to a hillbilly.Copy !req
2457. I have a buyer
who's willing to pay meCopy !req
2458. 500,000,000 Euros for it.Copy !req
2459. And Dudaev would've
never been ableCopy !req
2460. to get that bomb
onto American soil.Copy !req
2461. My buyer will have it
in the middle of
New York City...Copy !req
2462. and use it next week.Copy !req
2463. So, you know,Copy !req
2464. if you haven't seen
Phantom yet...Copy !req
2465. So, what?Copy !req
2466. Does this mean you're gonna
kill me too, Sergio?Copy !req
2467. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
2468. Sorry, Rayna.Copy !req
2469. It's just cleaner that way.
You understand.Copy !req
2470. Explain it to me, De Luca!Copy !req
2471. (SIGHS)
God. He means well.Copy !req
2472. This day just keeps getting
better and better.Copy !req
2473. Thanks for the
performance, folks.Copy !req
2474. But sorry, Rayna,
show's over.Copy !req
2475. Go! Go!Copy !req
2476. Holy shit.Copy !req
2477. Where's De Luca?
Susan!Copy !req
2478. Get down!Copy !req
2479. No!Copy !req
2480. Whoa! Ah!Copy !req
2481. I should have killed you
when I had the chance.Copy !req
2482. Rayna!
What?Copy !req
2483. Under the car!Copy !req
2484. Push it over!Copy !req
2485. Seriously?Copy !req
2486. God, use those fucking
bird arms and push it!Copy !req
2487. Oh!Copy !req
2488. What happened?Copy !req
2489. Did I get him?Copy !req
2490. De Luca's got the bomb
on the helicopter. Get up!Copy !req
2491. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
2492. I got this.Copy !req
2493. No!Copy !req
2494. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!Copy !req
2495. Hurry up!Copy !req
2496. Come on!Copy !req
2497. Kill her!Copy !req
2498. I've got this.
I've done this before!Copy !req
2499. Ah!Copy !req
2500. Cooper, you're gonna
fuck this up!Copy !req
2501. Shut up and help!Copy !req
2502. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
2503. Ford, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
2504. I'm gonna crawl up you...Copy !req
2505. and take out De Luca.Copy !req
2506. Get your hands off my boobs!Copy !req
2507. I'm saving you!Copy !req
2508. Oh, my God.
Those do not belong on those!Copy !req
2509. I can't get a good grip.Copy !req
2510. Your pants are too slippery!Copy !req
2511. You should have worn
coarser pants.Copy !req
2512. Well, I'm tired of wearing
my fucking sandpaper pants.Copy !req
2513. Clench your ass!
Clench your fucking ass!Copy !req
2514. Oh! Get out of there!Copy !req
2515. Help me out!Copy !req
2516. You motherfucker!Copy !req
2517. I'm gonna report you to HR.Copy !req
2518. Hang on tight!Copy !req
2519. I'm gonna swing like
I'm on a trapeze,Copy !req
2520. and leap my way up
to the cockpit...Copy !req
2521. I told you you was gonna
fuck this up, Cooper!Copy !req
2522. Holy smokes!Copy !req
2523. Ooh, that's high!Copy !req
2524. God damn it!Copy !req
2525. Fucking new suit.Copy !req
2526. This shit ends now!Copy !req
2527. Freeze!Copy !req
2528. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2529. I am not in the fucking mood
for your bullshit!Copy !req
2530. Yeah? Then you'll love this!Copy !req
2531. I am not in the mood
for your bullshit!Copy !req
2532. Back up!Copy !req
2533. Sorry, spy.Copy !req
2534. Playtime's over.Copy !req
2535. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
2536. Say goodbye to your toys!Copy !req
2537. What are you doing?Copy !req
2538. Don't you dare!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
2539. Don't!Copy !req
2540. No!Copy !req
2541. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2542. Die!Copy !req
2543. (GUNSHOT)
Ah!Copy !req
2544. I just shot a man!Copy !req
2545. Is it wrong
it felt so right?Copy !req
2546. It's so me!Copy !req
2547. Hey! Heroic lady!Copy !req
2548. In my country,Copy !req
2549. there is a saying
about women like you...Copy !req
2550. "Hot as fuck!"Copy !req
2551. Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.Copy !req
2552. Go, Susan!Copy !req
2553. Oh.Copy !req
2554. That was not part
of my plan.Copy !req
2555. Just like a woman
to wear jewelry into battle.Copy !req
2556. Although,
this is the ugliestCopy !req
2557. fucking necklace
I've ever seen!Copy !req
2558. Yes, it is.Copy !req
2559. And it's all yours...Copy !req
2560. with an adjustable toggle!Copy !req
2561. Here we go. No problem.Copy !req
2562. Come on!Copy !req
2563. Okay!
All right, I got it.Copy !req
2564. I got it.Copy !req
2565. Nice copter!
Where'd you get it?Copy !req
2566. It's 50 Cent's!Copy !req
2567. I had to deputize him
to let us use it!Copy !req
2568. He is so afraid of me!Copy !req
2569. I'm a motherfucking spy!Copy !req
2570. Let's go shoot
somebody else!Copy !req
2571. Simmer down, 50 Cent,
or I'll mount you again.Copy !req
2572. This day is just getting
better and better!Copy !req
2573. He wants me!Copy !req
2574. I think we should land.Copy !req
2575. I dropped a nuke
in the water.Copy !req
2576. Good job, guys.
Sorry about the lake.Copy !req
2577. All right, motherfucker,
don't push.Copy !req
2578. You're gonna
get your pictures.Copy !req
2579. There's enough 50
to go around.Copy !req
2580. You know I just helped
kill a terrorist, right?Copy !req
2581. You ever see Kanye
do some shit like that?Copy !req
2582. He never, never!Copy !req
2583. Isn't this wonderful?Copy !req
2584. I was hoping to spend
the rest of my life in jail.Copy !req
2585. Give me some quality time
to deal with the fact...Copy !req
2586. that I was sleeping with
the man who killed my father.Copy !req
2587. Anyway. Call my lawyer.Copy !req
2588. Get the Goyard tote
from the hotel.Copy !req
2589. I need everything on time...Copy !req
2590. Do you think
I still work for you?Copy !req
2591. Whatever. Fuck you.Copy !req
2592. I knew you really liked me.Copy !req
2593. Hey!Copy !req
2594. Fuck you too.Copy !req
2595. Don't touch
my fucking hair!Copy !req
2596. What are you looking at?Copy !req
2597. Oh, God, Aldo, don't...Copy !req
2598. I am too tired
to fend off your groping.Copy !req
2599. (WITH BRITISH ACCENT)
Please.Copy !req
2600. I understand completely.Copy !req
2601. Look, my real name
is Albert...Copy !req
2602. MI6.Copy !req
2603. Look, I'm sorry if
my disguise was a bit much.Copy !req
2604. I just like to really
get into character.Copy !req
2605. Although I fear
I may have becomeCopy !req
2606. overexcited
at certain points.Copy !req
2607. Little bit.Copy !req
2608. By way of apology...Copy !req
2609. should your work ever
bring you to London...Copy !req
2610. I would love
to take you for dinner.Copy !req
2611. Okay. Yeah,
I think that would be nice.Copy !req
2612. Wonderful.Copy !req
2613. God!Copy !req
2614. (WITH ITALIAN ACCENT)
How you like
my English accent, huh?Copy !req
2615. I learn it from
the Downton Abbey.Copy !req
2616. (WITH BRITISH ACCENT)
No, I'm only joking.Copy !req
2617. Or am I?Copy !req
2618. Oh, my God.Copy !req
2619. Coop.Copy !req
2620. Great work.Copy !req
2621. What a job.Copy !req
2622. Super Cooper.
Really amazing.Copy !req
2623. Thanks.
Yes, it was.Copy !req
2624. You really came through.Copy !req
2625. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
2626. I'd like to keep you
out in the field for now.Copy !req
2627. Wow.Copy !req
2628. We need you to fly
to Prague tomorrow...Copy !req
2629. to infiltrate
an international
drug-smuggling ring.Copy !req
2630. Here's your new identity.Copy !req
2631. You in, Cooper?Copy !req
2632. Agent Susan Cooper
reporting for duty, ma'am.Copy !req
2633. Nobody says or does that,
but great.
I won't do that.Copy !req
2634. Okay.Copy !req
2635. Thank you.Copy !req
2636. Francis Mays is an
unemployed telemarketerCopy !req
2637. living off her
disability checks.Copy !req
2638. Oh, sweet Jesus!Copy !req
2639. And who wears reading glasses
in their passport photo?Copy !req
2640. She's only kidding.
She got ya!Copy !req
2641. Oh, my God!
That was a good one!Copy !req
2642. Yeah, actually, I'm not.
I don't have
a sense of humor.Copy !req
2643. No, you don't.Copy !req
2644. We'll talk soon.Copy !req
2645. Glad the pinkeye
is under control.Copy !req
2646. That was actually
an allergy...Copy !req
2647. Okay. Got it.Copy !req
2648. So, you're a spy now, Coop.Copy !req
2649. Yeah.Copy !req
2650. Congratulations.Copy !req
2651. Thanks.Copy !req
2652. I don't think
I'll ever find anyoneCopy !req
2653. as good as you
in the basement.Copy !req
2654. I think you will.Copy !req
2655. There's a lot of good people
down there.Copy !req
2656. So, hey...Copy !req
2657. I know a great little
restaurant right near here.Copy !req
2658. Maybe you and I could go
for a nice, long dinner?Copy !req
2659. You know what,Copy !req
2660. I'm just kind of feeling
like a girls' night.Copy !req
2661. You understand, right?Copy !req
2662. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
2663. I'll catch you later.
You go have a great time.Copy !req
2664. Thank you.Copy !req
2665. You're a lot furrier
than I thought you'd be.Copy !req
2666. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
2667. Smell you later, pal.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
2668. Hey, Coop.Copy !req
2669. All those things you said
about me to De Luca...Copy !req
2670. Did you mean that?Copy !req
2671. God, I admire you.Copy !req
2672. Glad you're still
alive, Beverly,Copy !req
2673. you silly fucking
girly wanker!Copy !req
2674. God!Copy !req
2675. Nice work, Cooper.Copy !req
2676. Wow. Is that a compliment?Copy !req
2677. That's not easy
for you to do.Copy !req
2678. Fuck it.
Look, you did
a good job.Copy !req
2679. Probably just beginner's
luck, though.Copy !req
2680. There we go.
Where did you get a suit?Copy !req
2681. I fucking made it,
didn't I?Copy !req
2682. It's nice.Copy !req
2683. You still out
of the CIA?Copy !req
2684. Probably not.
They need me.Copy !req
2685. I think I need to
spend some time
on my own first, though.Copy !req
2686. Clear my head.Copy !req
2687. I'm gonna take this
down the coast.Copy !req
2688. Maybe spend
some time in Italy.
Drive it to Greece.Copy !req
2689. Sometimes a man
needs to go to sea.Copy !req
2690. Sounds good, Ford.Copy !req
2691. Good for you.Copy !req
2692. Take care.Copy !req
2693. Bye.Copy !req
2694. Arrivederci.Copy !req
2695. Do you think
he knows that's a lake?Copy !req
2696. No, I don't.Copy !req
2697. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
2698. You can't let anybody see
how sore I am.Copy !req
2699. I got you.
Okay.Copy !req
2700. Come here.Copy !req
2701. My glutes
are really seizing up.Copy !req
2702. If you're sore,
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
2703. Take a hot bath and then
we're gonna celebrate.Copy !req
2704. I hope you like champagne
and beef jerky.Copy !req
2705. Well... Oh. That's a...Copy !req
2706. You have to!Copy !req
2707. Because I stole
a case of it...Copy !req
2708. I don't know
if I like them together.Copy !req
2709. out of 50 Cent's
helicopter!Copy !req
2710. Slower, slower.Copy !req
2711. Cooper,
is this a fucking lake?Copy !req
2712. How the fuck
do I get to Italy?Copy !req
2713. Ow.Copy !req
2714. Bosoms.Copy !req
2715. Ah, stop screaming.
You loved it.Copy !req
2716. Ugh. God.Copy !req
2717. Yeah, listen here!Copy !req
2718. I'm your little heartbreaker
Your little earth shakerCopy !req
2719. Don't shake
your finger at meCopy !req
2720. No, noCopy !req
2721. I ain't misbehaving
I don't need your savingCopy !req
2722. A little space
is something I needCopy !req
2723. I'm not that little darling
I don't beg your pardonCopy !req
2724. I'm trouble
with a capital "T"
Yeah, yeahCopy !req
2725. I'm no angel
There's no stopping meCopy !req
2726. Here I come, here I come
here I come...Copy !req
2727. Well I'm your
bad seed rising
Ain't no use denyingCopy !req
2728. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2729. Bad seed rising
ain't no use in cryingCopy !req
2730. I still wear a halo, my LordCopy !req
2731. No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no moreCopy !req
2732. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2733. Now listen hereCopy !req
2734. Bless my heart,
bless my soul
Like my mama told me soCopy !req
2735. Never lie, keep it gold
Always take care of my ownCopy !req
2736. 'Cause
they're always looking
They're looking out for meCopy !req
2737. Here I come, here I come
here I come...Copy !req
2738. Well I'm your
bad seed rising
Ain't no use denyingCopy !req
2739. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2740. Bad seed rising
ain't no use in cryingCopy !req
2741. I still wear a halo,
my LordCopy !req
2742. No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no moreCopy !req
2743. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2744. Here I come, here I come
here I come...Copy !req
2745. Here I comeCopy !req
2746. Here I come, here I come
here I come...Copy !req
2747. Here I comeCopy !req
2748. Here I come, here I come
here I come...Copy !req
2749. Here I comeCopy !req
2750. I'm your bad seed rising
ain't no use denyingCopy !req
2751. This girl
ain't a good girl no moreCopy !req
2752. Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in lyingCopy !req
2753. This girl
ain't a good girl no moreCopy !req
2754. Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in cryingCopy !req
2755. I still wear a halo
my LordCopy !req
2756. Ain't no use denyingCopy !req
2757. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2758. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2759. Now listen hereCopy !req
2760. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2761. Ain't no use denyingCopy !req
2762. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2763. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2764. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2765. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2766. This girl ain't a good girl
no moreCopy !req
2767. Finished?Copy !req
2768. Yeah.Copy !req
2769. Round two?Copy !req
2770. All right.Copy !req
2771. Don't do that thing
with your thumb again.Copy !req
2772. I can't believe I said it!
I hate myself for saying it!Copy !req
2773. She said it!Copy !req