1. Walter, have you seen
my tweezers?Copy !req
2. Um, sorry.
Did you need that mug?Copy !req
3. I needed that coffee.Copy !req
4. So...Copy !req
5. Unitee.
What you making, bud?Copy !req
6. A gadget for youCopy !req
7. to wear on patrol.
Oh.Copy !req
8. It's the perfect tool
to keep you safe.Copy !req
9. This button
makes a really loud soundCopy !req
10. to incapacitate your enemies.Copy !req
11. Like that.Copy !req
12. This one can wrap you
in an inflatable hug.Copy !req
13. So no one can hurt you.
A-ha.Copy !req
14. And this one is for when
you're outnumbered.Copy !req
15. You just hold out your hand
and say, "stop!"Copy !req
16. And boom!Copy !req
17. Glitter cloud!Copy !req
18. And the bad guys
will leave you alone.Copy !req
19. Oh! Because glitter makes
people happy?Copy !req
20. Because the refracted lightCopy !req
21. causes the
enterochromaffin cellsCopy !req
22. to release serotonin.Copy !req
23. Yeah, glitter makes
people happy.Copy !req
24. Let's try it out.Copy !req
25. Remember how you told meCopy !req
26. not to take apart
your cell phone?Copy !req
27. Walter Beckett,
you took apart my...Copy !req
28. Still wanna kill me?Copy !req
29. No. Just the opposite.Copy !req
30. Then it works!Copy !req
31. I also wanna add
some kitten visualsCopy !req
32. to trigger
the orbitofrontal cortex.Copy !req
33. 11-a-25,Copy !req
34. code six, 104 north.Copy !req
35. Hon, I gotta go.Copy !req
36. Time for my shift.Copy !req
37. Be good for gram, okay?Copy !req
38. Uh, I'll come with you.Copy !req
39. I can finish this on the way.Copy !req
40. You won't even know I'm there.Copy !req
41. What you need
to do is get ready for school.Copy !req
42. Oh, mom, school's boring.Copy !req
43. And the kids think I'm weird.Copy !req
44. Weird?Copy !req
45. Hey, look at me.Copy !req
46. What's wrong with weird?Copy !req
47. The world needs weird.Copy !req
48. Listen, I'm out there
keeping the neighborhood safe.Copy !req
49. But one day, your ideas...Copy !req
50. Your gadgets...Copy !req
51. Are gonna keep the world safe.Copy !req
52. And everybody will wish
they were as weird as you.Copy !req
53. You think?Copy !req
54. I know.Copy !req
55. Now, give me
a non-inflatable hug.Copy !req
56. Love you, partner.Copy !req
57. I promise
I'll always have your back.Copy !req
58. Team weird?Copy !req
59. Team weird.Copy !req
60. Man, it's cold!Copy !req
61. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
62. Special agent Lance sterling.Copy !req
63. How you livin'?Copy !req
64. Whoa, okay, okay.Copy !req
65. Everybody good?Copy !req
66. I'm just gonna take his gunCopy !req
67. and I'm gonna toss it
to that snowman.Copy !req
68. And while you're both
looking all confused,Copy !req
69. trying to figure out
what's going on...Copy !req
70. - I'm just gonna knock YOU OUT.
- Huh?Copy !req
71. Ugh.Copy !req
72. He didn't deserve that.Copy !req
73. Rats with wings.Copy !req
74. I'm in position.Copy !req
75. What is your situation?Copy !req
76. Just getting a visual...Copy !req
77. Now.Copy !req
78. 70 o'clock.Copy !req
79. Katsu kimura.Copy !req
80. Everybody's favorite
arms dealer.Copy !req
81. There. That
briefcase is your objective.Copy !req
82. Inside is the m9 assassin.Copy !req
83. The first semi-autonomous
attack drone,Copy !req
84. powered by atmospheric energy.Copy !req
85. Never shuts down,Copy !req
86. never stops pursuing its target.Copy !req
87. They stole it
from our covert weapons lab.Copy !req
88. Uh, director Jenkins,Copy !req
89. he's got incoming.Copy !req
90. Detecting 70 extra hostiles
around the perimeter.Copy !req
91. I don't want
another mess like Kyrgyzstan.Copy !req
92. Lance, listen to me.
You've got 70 yakuza incoming.Copy !req
93. Stand down.Copy !req
94. That's
better odds than I usually get.Copy !req
95. No! Do not engage.Copy !req
96. This time, you need to wait
for the backup team.Copy !req
97. Team?Copy !req
98. I fly solo.Copy !req
99. Wait. Lance, listen to...Copy !req
100. I think he cut off...Copy !req
101. I get it!
Yeah, great,Copy !req
102. that's right. Sorry.Copy !req
103. The buyer is here. Go!Copy !req
104. Huh.Copy !req
105. Uh-oh.Copy !req
106. Guess it's time
to introduce myself.Copy !req
107. Huh?Copy !req
108. You know how you can tellCopy !req
109. when you're the world's
greatest spy?Copy !req
110. Sterling.Copy !req
111. Lance sterling.Copy !req
112. Everyone knows the name.Copy !req
113. I'MMA need that case.Copy !req
114. Over my dead body.Copy !req
115. Just 3 ounces
of pressure to the vagus nerve...Copy !req
116. And then look at your boy.Copy !req
117. Sleepy night-night.Copy !req
118. Hey, you mind giving me a hand?Copy !req
119. Hey, come on.Copy !req
120. What was it?
The hand joke?Copy !req
121. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
122. What can I say?
I meet a lot of bad guys.Copy !req
123. I'm gonna show you pain
that you can't imagine.Copy !req
124. Make it hurt.Copy !req
125. I don't think
that subtitle was in my favor.Copy !req
126. Okay.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
127. You wanna do it the hard way? Let's go,
then.Copy !req
128. Let's do it the hard way.Copy !req
129. It's about to get messy.Copy !req
130. Aw.Copy !req
131. What the...Copy !req
132. Ooh.Copy !req
133. Hey, don't take
the loss so hard.Copy !req
134. I mean, you did great.Copy !req
135. And you got to meet
Lance sterling.Copy !req
136. Next. Okay,
put everything in the bin.Copy !req
137. Yes, come through.Copy !req
138. - Oh! He's coming.
- Wow. Here he comes!Copy !req
139. Yes,Copy !req
140. your eyes aren't deceiving you.Copy !req
141. Yep, it's him.Copy !req
142. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
143. Looking good,
agent sterling!Copy !req
144. Hey, not looking
so bad yourself.Copy !req
145. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
146. Yeah, you know what?
Go ahead back to work.Copy !req
147. Go ahead back to work.
It's too much.Copy !req
148. It's probably the right amount.Copy !req
149. But still go back to work.Copy !req
150. Still go back to work.Copy !req
151. You're so crazy.Copy !req
152. What's up, sterling?Copy !req
153. Lucas!Copy !req
154. My name's Dave.Copy !req
155. There you go.
Good to see you.Copy !req
156. Morning, sir.Copy !req
157. Fellas, give it to me.Copy !req
158. Dude, did you see that?
Never wash that hand again.Copy !req
159. I feel stronger.
Like, I legit feel stronger.Copy !req
160. Can I hold it?
Yeah.Copy !req
161. Dude from accounting.
Thanks for the win, sterling.Copy !req
162. Keep my money right.
Keep my money right.Copy !req
163. Go ahead, man.
All right.Copy !req
164. Hey, welcome back, Lance.Copy !req
165. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
166. Aw, he's the most
adorable agent ever!Copy !req
167. Somebody gonna get it.Copy !req
168. Oh! Agent sterling.Copy !req
169. Walter Beckett.Copy !req
170. Weirdo.Copy !req
171. Unitee loves you.Copy !req
172. All right, unitee.Copy !req
173. Imagine...Copy !req
174. A hydrothermal explosion is
about to melt your face off.Copy !req
175. But what's this?Copy !req
176. A gadget that can surround
you in a pressurized pocketCopy !req
177. of safety?Copy !req
178. "Can it work?"
It hasn't yet, but maybe.Copy !req
179. Here we go.Copy !req
180. Session number nine,
test 30... oh!Copy !req
181. Oh, hey, Terrance.Copy !req
182. Tonight's the season finale
of hearts in Seoul.Copy !req
183. I sent you an e-vite.Copy !req
184. I, uh...Copy !req
185. You just click "accept"
in your...Copy !req
186. Agent sterling.Copy !req
187. Uh... hi, wow.
Uh, Walter Beckett.Copy !req
188. Pleasure to meet...Copy !req
189. Aw.Copy !req
190. You used it.Copy !req
191. You touched my stuff.Copy !req
192. Okay, okay. Look, I know
it's non-traditional, but...Copy !req
193. Feel me here, little man.Copy !req
194. So, I'm out there...Copy !req
195. And I'm saving the world,
doing big things.Copy !req
196. That's what I do.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
197. And the way I do it...Copy !req
198. Is to have my thingsCopy !req
199. do the things
I expect my things to do.Copy !req
200. Yep. Ow.Copy !req
201. Like blow stuff up.Copy !req
202. See, out there...Copy !req
203. I gotta fight fire with fire.Copy !req
204. Because if I try to
fight fire with glitter...Copy !req
205. I could get my face burned off.Copy !req
206. But you didn't.Copy !req
207. Because the kitty glitter
worked.Copy !req
208. Kitty litter?
Glitter.Copy !req
209. Kitty glitter.Copy !req
210. It's scientifically proven
that watching kittens...Copy !req
211. Causes the
enterochromaffin cellsCopy !req
212. to release serotonin.Copy !req
213. Glitter makes people happy.Copy !req
214. Know what works even better?Copy !req
215. A grenade.Copy !req
216. It's kinda violent,
don't you think?Copy !req
217. Can't save the world
with a hug, Wilson.Copy !req
218. It's Walter.Copy !req
219. And what if you could?Copy !req
220. The inflatable hug.Copy !req
221. Kind of a personal protection
device I've been developing.Copy !req
222. This is a vile
waste of taxpayer dollars.Copy !req
223. Look, I'm just saying
you can do moreCopy !req
224. by bringing people together...Copy !req
225. Than blowing them up.Copy !req
226. And if I can convince you,Copy !req
227. we can convince
the whole agency.Copy !req
228. There is no "we."Copy !req
229. Uh, agent sterling.
Just...Copy !req
230. Okay. Okay, okay.
Millennials.Copy !req
231. No, wait, wait, wait.
Please don't close that door.Copy !req
232. Not interested.Copy !req
233. Listen, you gotta hear me out.Copy !req
234. Whatever it is, no.Copy !req
235. Phew. Look,
I've been workingCopy !req
236. on this thing at home, right...Copy !req
237. That is gonna change
spying forever.Copy !req
238. Imagine...Copy !req
239. If I could make you,
wait for it...Copy !req
240. Drumroll, please...Copy !req
241. Disappear.Copy !req
242. Disappear?Copy !req
243. Yeah.Copy !req
244. Disappear.Copy !req
245. Why are you saying it like that?Copy !req
246. For effect.Copy !req
247. I'm totally excited about it.Copy !req
248. It's calledCopy !req
249. bio-dynamic concealment.Copy !req
250. Boom. Mic drop.Copy !req
251. Huh? Conceal this?Copy !req
252. I mean, you wouldn't
need a bulletproof suit.Copy !req
253. You wouldn't need
exploding cufflinks.Copy !req
254. You could blend in anywhere.Copy !req
255. What if you were totally...Copy !req
256. Invisible?Copy !req
257. Wow. Dude.Copy !req
258. That's a mess.Copy !req
259. Don't worry yourself.Copy !req
260. The effects,
they're only temporary.Copy !req
261. All right, cool, cool.
I'm gonna get outta here.Copy !req
262. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
263. Look,
you're the world's greatest spy.Copy !req
264. Nobody ever listens to my ideasCopy !req
265. or gives me a chance...Copy !req
266. But if you did...Copy !req
267. Together...Copy !req
268. We could really
make a difference.Copy !req
269. "Make a difference"?Copy !req
270. Boy, I am the difference.Copy !req
271. All I need from you
is when I want a grenade...Copy !req
272. Make me a grenade.Copy !req
273. Can you do that?Copy !req
274. There's a better way.Copy !req
275. Wrong answer, Willy.Copy !req
276. You're fired.Copy !req
277. What? Wait.Copy !req
278. No, no, no.
Uh, please don't fire me!Copy !req
279. Weirdo.Copy !req
280. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
281. Oh, man, I'm telling you,
it was one of my best.Copy !req
282. I was on fire.Copy !req
283. Fighting, explosions,
tons of witty catchphrases.Copy !req
284. Lance?Copy !req
285. I had to jump
through a helicopter.Copy !req
286. Lance?Copy !req
287. - Right?
- Lance!Copy !req
288. Hmm?
Please tell meCopy !req
289. you have an explanation
for why this is empty.Copy !req
290. I know why.Copy !req
291. Because he stole it.Copy !req
292. Excuse me?Copy !req
293. Agent Marcy kappel,
internal affairs.Copy !req
294. Mind if my team sweeps the room?Copy !req
295. Yes, I mind.Copy !req
296. They call me eyes.Copy !req
297. Spectral analysis and
quantum optical thermography.Copy !req
298. Ears. Sound.Copy !req
299. Okay.Copy !req
300. Hey, y'all need to ease out
of my face right now.Copy !req
301. Whoa! Hey.Copy !req
302. Weapons deactivated.
Backing up.Copy !req
303. Take agent sterling
into custody.Copy !req
304. All right, enough!Copy !req
305. We're talking about
my top agent here.Copy !req
306. I trust this man.Copy !req
307. The only thing we can trust
is the facts.Copy !req
308. Eyes?Copy !req
309. A surveillance camera in TokyoCopy !req
310. picked this up two hours
after your mission.Copy !req
311. Stop right there.Copy !req
312. Lance?
Joy.Copy !req
313. His heart rate just spiked.Copy !req
314. That's because itisn't me.Copy !req
315. Vocal patterns
is all off the hook.Copy !req
316. This has to be wrong.Copy !req
317. This is wrong!
I didn't...Copy !req
318. Look, there was a guy
with a robot hand.Copy !req
319. He stole the assassin,Copy !req
320. and he scanned my face
to frame me.Copy !req
321. That sounds plausible,Copy !req
322. and not like something
you just made up.Copy !req
323. Sounds a little Scooby-doo, bro.Copy !req
324. It isn't me!Copy !req
325. Okay, so, just to be clear...Copy !req
326. There's a man with a robot
hand and Lance's faceCopy !req
327. who took the m9 assassin.Copy !req
328. We all feel good about that?Copy !req
329. Okay, case closed.
Let's go home.Copy !req
330. You know what?Copy !req
331. There's a bad guyCopy !req
332. who needs to be stopped.Copy !req
333. Couldn't agree more.Copy !req
334. Huh. You're good.Copy !req
335. Lance, just cooperate.Copy !req
336. Didn't see that coming,
did you?Copy !req
337. Did you see that coming?Copy !req
338. He's running.
Why do they always run?Copy !req
339. Off to save the world again?Copy !req
340. Uh, yeah, you, too.
You, too.Copy !req
341. 'Sup, sterling?
All good, all good.Copy !req
342. Sorry.Copy !req
343. Sterling!Copy !req
344. Now.Copy !req
345. Northwest corner.Copy !req
346. Got him.Copy !req
347. Coming through,
coming through.Copy !req
348. Security!Copy !req
349. Shut this place down!Copy !req
350. Agent sterling?Copy !req
351. I would do what she says.Copy !req
352. She is very unpleasant.Copy !req
353. Agent sterling!
What's happening, man?Copy !req
354. I was just telling the guys
about the time you...Copy !req
355. All right, sterling.Copy !req
356. Think.Copy !req
357. Think.Copy !req
358. Somebody else knows
about robot hand.Copy !req
359. Who?Copy !req
360. Kimura.Copy !req
361. Find kimura.Copy !req
362. Automated voice:
Tracking katsu kimura.Copy !req
363. Wireless signal intercepted
in playa del Carmen, Mexico.Copy !req
364. You shouldn't be calling me.Copy !req
365. Mexico.Copy !req
366. I'm trying to lay low!Copy !req
367. I need to disappear.Copy !req
368. Disappear.Copy !req
369. Bingo.Copy !req
370. Hope you got
your pants on, wilbur.Copy !req
371. Unitee.Copy !req
372. I miss you, mom.Copy !req
373. See, lovey?Copy !req
374. Some dreams do come true.Copy !req
375. Oh, um...Copy !req
376. Okay.Copy !req
377. Commencing bio-dynamic
concealmentCopy !req
378. test number 83,
batch five.Copy !req
379. Exothermic reaction.Copy !req
380. That's an exothermic reaction.Copy !req
381. Uh, lovey, could I borrow
a feather, please?Copy !req
382. Thank you.Copy !req
383. Here's a little something
for you.Copy !req
384. If this works,Copy !req
385. they'll have to
give me my job back.Copy !req
386. No way. It worked.Copy !req
387. It worked.Copy !req
388. It worked! It worked!
It worked!Copy !req
389. Lovey, it worked!
It worked!Copy !req
390. I need to disappear.Copy !req
391. What... how did you...Copy !req
392. What are you doing in my...Copy !req
393. What's up?Copy !req
394. Okay, listen.Copy !req
395. That next-generation
concealment techCopy !req
396. you were
talking about earlier...Copy !req
397. You wouldn't happen to have it on hand,
would you?Copy !req
398. Actually, I do happen
to have it in hand.Copy !req
399. Show it to me.
Sure. Um...Copy !req
400. Well, can I offer you a drink?Copy !req
401. I got water,Copy !req
402. soylent drinkable
meal replacement...Copy !req
403. Mmm. Good.
We had a drink.Copy !req
404. So, what are we
talking about here?Copy !req
405. Light-bending camo
suit?Copy !req
406. Adaptive response silicon...Copy !req
407. Diet stuff
has a weird aftertaste.Copy !req
408. What's the tech?Copy !req
409. Um... well, you just drank it.Copy !req
410. Drank what?
The tech.Copy !req
411. Now it's gone. Yep.Copy !req
412. Why do you have
a pigeon in here?Copy !req
413. Yeah, okay, that's just lovey.
She's my roommate.Copy !req
414. How am I gonna do this?
Um, that's weird.Copy !req
415. This is bad.
No, it's not.Copy !req
416. To have a pigeon in your house.Copy !req
417. It's amazing.Copy !req
418. It's science. Here we go.Copy !req
419. You just drank
an ingestible formulaCopy !req
420. that uses a crispr-cas9
genetic editor...Copy !req
421. To resequence your DNA
on a molecular level.Copy !req
422. Science rocks.Copy !req
423. Wow! Okay, here's
what I need you to do.Copy !req
424. Pretend like
you're a normal personCopy !req
425. talking to a much cooler
normal person.Copy !req
426. In precisely 45 seconds,Copy !req
427. you will transform into...Copy !req
428. A pigeon.Copy !req
429. I'm out.Copy !req
430. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
431. What you're about to experienceCopy !req
432. is the future of espionage.Copy !req
433. Okay.Copy !req
434. You might be experiencing
some mild discomfort.Copy !req
435. Or severe.Copy !req
436. I'll make a note of that.Copy !req
437. This is because
I fired you, right?Copy !req
438. Okay, I'm gonna walk outta here.Copy !req
439. Yeah, that might be hard.Copy !req
440. Because you're in the middle
of chromothripsis.Copy !req
441. Okay, might pass out.Copy !req
442. Oh, you're definitely
gonna pass out.Copy !req
443. Your genomes
are being smashed apart...Copy !req
444. So they can be reassembled
with pigeon DNA.Copy !req
445. Muscle it down, Lance.Copy !req
446. Muscle it down.Copy !req
447. Oh! What did you do?
What did you do?Copy !req
448. Whoa.
You're entering phase two.Copy !req
449. Epigenetic modulation.Copy !req
450. Think of each gene
as having a switch.Copy !req
451. And one by one, your switches
are flipping to pigeon.Copy !req
452. Human-pigeon, human-pigeon,
human-pigeon.Copy !req
453. Human-pigeon,
human-pigeon, human-pigeon.Copy !req
454. Stop with the lights!Copy !req
455. Wait, look at my hand!Copy !req
456. What's happening to my hand?Copy !req
457. Baby hand.Copy !req
458. This is the final phase!Copy !req
459. This isn't so bad.Copy !req
460. Your body
is being flooded with endorphinsCopy !req
461. to prepare you
for the immense physical painCopy !req
462. you're about to experience.Copy !req
463. Wait. Say that again.Copy !req
464. You poisoned me!Copy !req
465. "Poisoned"?Copy !req
466. That's not even my department.Copy !req
467. Squeeze the poison out.Copy !req
468. I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
469. Three seconds.Copy !req
470. You're gonna be fine.
Trust me.Copy !req
471. Here we go.Copy !req
472. Hmm?Copy !req
473. Hal what?Copy !req
474. Whoa. That clock's fast.Copy !req
475. Lance?Copy !req
476. Lance.Copy !req
477. It worked.Copy !req
478. Subject's vitals are stable.Copy !req
479. Inserting rectal thermometer.Copy !req
480. It's okay, buddy.Copy !req
481. Hey, it's okay.
Don't you worry.Copy !req
482. Your good friend Walter is here.Copy !req
483. Subject appears disoriented.Copy !req
484. Of course I'm disoriented.Copy !req
485. You can talk?Copy !req
486. Lovey, he can talk!Copy !req
487. It worked.
My eyes!Copy !req
488. It worked.
Can you believe this?Copy !req
489. What did you do to my eyes?Copy !req
490. Hey, Lance, look at me.
What did...Copy !req
491. Look at you?Copy !req
492. I can't not look at you, Walter.Copy !req
493. I can see my butt and
your face at the same time!Copy !req
494. That is so cool!Copy !req
495. Fact, pigeons have
360-degree vision.Copy !req
496. Now, nobody can sneak up
behind you.Copy !req
497. - Stop, GIRL.
- This is so great.Copy !req
498. Pigeons can be found in every
major city around the world...Copy !req
499. And no one notices them.Copy !req
500. It's the most perfect form
a spy could take.Copy !req
501. You better un-bird me right now.Copy !req
502. That's it. I'm not playing
with you. Un-bird...Copy !req
503. I'm raising my voice.Copy !req
504. I probably shouldn't be
raising my voice at you.Copy !req
505. I guess you could imagineCopy !req
506. I'm a little stressed right now.Copy !req
507. I need you
to un-bird me, Walter.Copy !req
508. Mmm-hmm.
Of course.Copy !req
509. I'll start working
on an antidote right now.Copy !req
510. Start?Copy !req
511. Well, the formula was
purely theoretical until you...Copy !req
512. You're gonna start?
You don't have an antidote?Copy !req
513. Stop, girl, seriously.Copy !req
514. Okay, okay.Copy !req
515. So, you birded me,
and you can't un-bird me.Copy !req
516. Technically, you kind of
birded yourself.Copy !req
517. I'MMA hurt this boy.Copy !req
518. - I'MMA hurt this boy.
- No, no, look.Copy !req
519. I know you're upset,
but everything's okay.Copy !req
520. I called the agency
and told them you're here.Copy !req
521. You did what?Copy !req
522. No, no, no, it's okay.Copy !req
523. I didn't tell them
you're a bird.Copy !req
524. Although I think they're gonnaCopy !req
525. figure that out pretty quickly.Copy !req
526. I gotta ghost.Copy !req
527. Yeah, there may be one or
two downsides to your new form.Copy !req
528. Webster, open the door.Copy !req
529. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
530. What... why are you running
from the agency?Copy !req
531. Get off me! I'm running...Copy !req
532. Because there's a bad guy
out there with my face...Copy !req
533. And now I have to try
to stop himCopy !req
534. from hurting people
while being a bird.Copy !req
535. And thank you for that.
Thank you very much for that.Copy !req
536. You know what?
You're fired again.Copy !req
537. Double fired!Copy !req
538. Mmm, I don't think
that's a thing.Copy !req
539. Oh, it's a thing.
It's a thing now.Copy !req
540. Okay.Copy !req
541. It's a wingsuit.Copy !req
542. How hard could it be?Copy !req
543. Time to fly.Copy !req
544. Nope.Copy !req
545. You broke into the kremlin
using a napkinCopy !req
546. and a piece of duct tape.Copy !req
547. You should be able
to get into your own car!Copy !req
548. Yep, yep, yep.Copy !req
549. Got it, got it,
got it... ow!Copy !req
550. Come on.Copy !req
551. Okay, hear me out.Copy !req
552. Is somebody talking?
I don't hear anybody talking.Copy !req
553. Especially somebody
that's been double fired...Copy !req
554. Working on a triple fire.Copy !req
555. I'll come with you.Copy !req
556. I can show you all the
advantages of being a pigeonCopy !req
557. and how it can make you
an even better spy.Copy !req
558. And then you'll give me
my job back.Copy !req
559. We both win.Copy !req
560. All right,
let me think about that.Copy !req
561. No.Copy !req
562. Okay. Well,
I suppose you have somebody elseCopy !req
563. who has a mobile lab...Copy !req
564. Who could turn you back
into a man.Copy !req
565. Get in the car. You
won't even know I'm here.Copy !req
566. I'll just ride out here,
don't worry.Copy !req
567. Oh, right. My bad.Copy !req
568. Go, go, go!
Moving through.Copy !req
569. I want that tree gone, now!Copy !req
570. Agent sterling,Copy !req
571. exit the premises now!Copy !req
572. What are you doing?
Get in the car!Copy !req
573. Holy...Copy !req
574. Wilfred! Let's move!Copy !req
575. Let's go, go, go!Copy !req
576. Activate auto-drive.Copy !req
577. Automated voice:
Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
578. Sterling private jet hangar.Copy !req
579. See that, Walter?Copy !req
580. You can bird me...Copy !req
581. But you can't stop me.Copy !req
582. He was behind us.Copy !req
583. Buckle up. And get meCopy !req
584. everything we can
on that Beckett kid.Copy !req
585. You think
they're working together?Copy !req
586. Sterling works alone.
He's using him for something.Copy !req
587. You brought the lady bird?Copy !req
588. She's my emotional
support animal.Copy !req
589. You're gonna need
a life support animalCopy !req
590. if that bird poop in my...Copy !req
591. We got company.Copy !req
592. We've got units
blocking every street,Copy !req
593. overpass, and exit
within a 5-mile radius.Copy !req
594. Perfect.
Time for a cattle drive.Copy !req
595. Saddle up!Copy !req
596. Automated voice:
Evasive maneuvers activated.Copy !req
597. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
598. Activate weapons.
What?Copy !req
599. - Activating weapons.
- Relax.Copy !req
600. I'm just gonna
take out her tires.Copy !req
601. Uh, that's really bad.Copy !req
602. I dare you.Copy !req
603. Automated voice:
Deactivating weapons.Copy !req
604. No, we're the good guys.Copy !req
605. We can't shoot
the other good guys.Copy !req
606. Yeah, you're right, Walter.Copy !req
607. Let's just pull over
and talk it out.Copy !req
608. Exactly. Can we?Copy !req
609. Activate weapons.
Activating weapons.Copy !req
610. Deactivate weapons.
Deactivating weapons.Copy !req
611. How about something
non-lethal like oil slick?Copy !req
612. Activate weapons.Copy !req
613. Deactivate weapons.Copy !req
614. Don't listen to Walter.
Activate weapons.Copy !req
615. Oil slick.
Activate weapons.Copy !req
616. Oil slick! Oil slick!
Oil slick!Copy !req
617. This man trippin'.Copy !req
618. Oil slick! Oil slick!
Oil slick!Copy !req
619. Deactivate.Copy !req
620. System shut down. Goodbye.Copy !req
621. Oh, what did you do?Copy !req
622. He's like a god of the asphalt.Copy !req
623. We'll see about that.Copy !req
624. All right, all right.
I got this. I got this.Copy !req
625. I got this. I got this.Copy !req
626. We're gonna die!Copy !req
627. Oh, no.
Watch out!Copy !req
628. We should be coming
up on him any second.Copy !req
629. This ends now.Copy !req
630. Is everyone in position?Copy !req
631. Affirmative.
In position.Copy !req
632. Walter, get that computer
back online.Copy !req
633. Systems coming back online.Copy !req
634. Automated voice:
Defensive applications online.Copy !req
635. Oil slick?
Fine,Copy !req
636. whatever! Just press it!Copy !req
637. Wait! We're driving backwards.Copy !req
638. We're driving backwards.Copy !req
639. No!Copy !req
640. That was tight.Copy !req
641. Yep. It's official.
I'm a fan.Copy !req
642. Did anyone else see
a pigeon in that car?Copy !req
643. Automated voice:
Auto-drive engaged.Copy !req
644. I can't help but feel like
some of this is my fault.Copy !req
645. Some? Joker,
this is all your fault.Copy !req
646. Airstrip. Now.Copy !req
647. I'm sorry. Jeez.Copy !req
648. Didn't mean to ruffle
your feathers.Copy !req
649. I hate you.Copy !req
650. Lovey, this is the opportunity
we've been waiting for.Copy !req
651. There are so many gadgets
I wanna test in the field.Copy !req
652. We got the binder bubbles,
collide-oscope,Copy !req
653. hypno-stars,
blamethrower, snorepedo.Copy !req
654. We've got the multi-pen.Copy !req
655. We haven't even tried the
multi-pen in the...Copy !req
656. I'm gonna need a code name.Copy !req
657. Bond. Hydrogen bond.Copy !req
658. Oh, no, where is it?Copy !req
659. Wait! What is that?Copy !req
660. What is that?Copy !req
661. Oh! No,
no. Fly, fly, fly!Copy !req
662. Hey, everything go okay
in there?Copy !req
663. I just found out that
number one and number two...Copy !req
664. Both come out of the same place.Copy !req
665. So, no.
Things are not okay.Copy !req
666. Yeah. It's called a cloaca.Copy !req
667. It sounds weird and gross,Copy !req
668. but having a cloaca
just means...Copy !req
669. Dude!Copy !req
670. I know what it means.Copy !req
671. Saw it in the mirror.Copy !req
672. I know you're not
in a good place right now...Copy !req
673. But there are benefits
to being a pigeon.Copy !req
674. Okay, so read
what used to be my lips.Copy !req
675. You're only here, because a,Copy !req
676. I can't work a touchscreen
enough to eject you...Copy !req
677. And b, you're supposed to be
working on something, correct?Copy !req
678. Oh, the antidote.
Right. Sure.Copy !req
679. Yeah, that's going to take
18 hours to render.Copy !req
680. I'm stuck like this,
with this body, for 18...Copy !req
681. Ooh, boy...Copy !req
682. Whoo! Okay,
walk this one off.Copy !req
683. You know, being a pigeonCopy !req
684. is actually way cooler
than it seems.Copy !req
685. And if you just embrace
your new form,Copy !req
686. you'll see all the advantages.Copy !req
687. Like, fact, did you knowCopy !req
688. that pigeons can see
in slow motion?Copy !req
689. Because, fact, pigeons can flyCopy !req
690. up to 92.7 miles per hour.Copy !req
691. And, fact,
pigeons areCopy !req
692. highly intelligent animals
who like to play games.Copy !req
693. Oh, and, fact...Copy !req
694. Fact! You should have kept
your seat belt on.Copy !req
695. Whoo!Copy !req
696. Fact, pigeons can see
ultraviolet light...Copy !req
697. Which is a broad
spectrum of lightCopy !req
698. the human eye can't even see.Copy !req
699. Fact, pigeons are
a flock animal,Copy !req
700. which makes it easier
for them to...Copy !req
701. All right, kimura,
I'm coming for you.Copy !req
702. Lance sterling is on the scene.Copy !req
703. And bond.
Hydrogen bond.Copy !req
704. Dude, you need medicine.Copy !req
705. Go, go, go!
Hey!Copy !req
706. You just pushed me.Copy !req
707. All right, y'all better squad up,
cause here comes the...Copy !req
708. Hey! Did you just
toe-poke me?Copy !req
709. You're a pigeon.
You can walk right past them.Copy !req
710. Oh. Huh.Copy !req
711. Just a regular old bird.Copy !req
712. Uh, that's not a pigeon sound.Copy !req
713. Till you grow a cloaca,Copy !req
714. I decide
what the bird sounds are.Copy !req
715. They're so stupid.Copy !req
716. You see, it's like
you're invisible.Copy !req
717. All right.Copy !req
718. Your room key, sir.Copy !req
719. Bingo.Copy !req
720. Okay, let's figure this out.
You and me. Let's go.Copy !req
721. Let's brainstorm.
How we gonna find this nut?Copy !req
722. Uh, you are gonna
sit down right hereCopy !req
723. on this very nice couch.Copy !req
724. But I'm your wingman.Copy !req
725. Ooh, you know who needs
a wingman? That couch.Copy !req
726. Go sit your narrow behind down
and do some science stuff...Copy !req
727. And I'MMA go find kimura.
Alone.Copy !req
728. Oh, what is that heavenly smell?Copy !req
729. Mmm.Copy !req
730. Oh, no.Copy !req
731. Do not do it, Lance.Copy !req
732. Oh...Copy !req
733. Mmm. Lance!
Have some dignity.Copy !req
734. Walter, what is happening?Copy !req
735. It must be some sort of latent
avian instincts kicking in.Copy !req
736. Why am I eating food
off of the ground?Copy !req
737. Why does it taste amazing?Copy !req
738. Ugh. No, I'm good.
Thank you.Copy !req
739. Oh, wow.Copy !req
740. My dude, seriously,
give me 10 feet.Copy !req
741. Hey, no, human feet.
Back up.Copy !req
742. Oh, no.
I wish I could unsee that.Copy !req
743. This is huge. They've
made you part of their flock.Copy !req
744. I'm not trying to be
a part of nobody's flock.Copy !req
745. Shoo! Back up, fanboy.Copy !req
746. I don't care that your
name is Jeff. Beat it.Copy !req
747. You can understand them?Copy !req
748. What? No, no!Copy !req
749. Does lovey really love
me? I'm not hearing bird-talk.Copy !req
750. Am I her best friend?Copy !req
751. None of this is right!Copy !req
752. Nice to meet you, Jeff.Copy !req
753. Stop talking to Jeff!Copy !req
754. Ugh.Copy !req
755. All right, what alias
are you using, kimura?Copy !req
756. "Not kimura."Copy !req
757. Wow. That's clever.Copy !req
758. I am way too good at this.Copy !req
759. Oh, come on.Copy !req
760. Seriously, fellas.
Not now.Copy !req
761. This is so humiliating.Copy !req
762. Hey, I'm not for the games.Copy !req
763. You better not...
Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
764. Stop it.Copy !req
765. Stop it! Stop!Copy !req
766. No!Copy !req
767. Stop it!
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
768. Oh.Copy !req
769. Well, would you look at that?
Being in a flock helped you.Copy !req
770. Not my flock!Copy !req
771. Lance...Copy !req
772. Lance.Copy !req
773. Wait, wait, wait. Uh...Copy !req
774. You should not
go up there alone.Copy !req
775. Maybe I have something else
that can help.Copy !req
776. Walter, I do not need your help.Copy !req
777. Never will.Copy !req
778. Can you push "20"
for me, please?Copy !req
779. I thought
you didn't need any help.Copy !req
780. I don't.Copy !req
781. Feels like helping.
Nope.Copy !req
782. Yeah, a little bit.
Didn't.Copy !req
783. Did!
Did not!Copy !req
784. Who's there?Copy !req
785. Talk while you still have lips.Copy !req
786. Shut it, kimura.Copy !req
787. Sterling.Copy !req
788. Uh-uh. Eyes front,
hands up.Copy !req
789. Ooh. Scratch that.
Pick up your towel.Copy !req
790. One hand up.Copy !req
791. What do you want?Copy !req
792. Here's how this works.Copy !req
793. I ask the questions,
you answer.Copy !req
794. What?Copy !req
795. I don't know how to answer that.Copy !req
796. How did you get here?Copy !req
797. Huh? How did I...Copy !req
798. I'm not telling you anything.Copy !req
799. Stop! Get off of me.Copy !req
800. You sold the assassin
to a guy with a robot hand.Copy !req
801. Where is he?Copy !req
802. He'll kill me
if I tell you that.Copy !req
803. Oh, and you think I won't? Talk!Copy !req
804. Remarkable.
A remote-operated pigeon.Copy !req
805. How do you make it speak?Copy !req
806. Oh!Copy !req
807. All right, kimura,
3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve.Copy !req
808. Sleepy night-night!Copy !req
809. I miss my hands.Copy !req
810. Lance sterling
is gonna die a pigeon...Copy !req
811. And be buried in a shoebox.Copy !req
812. Lance, are you okay?Copy !req
813. Walter?Copy !req
814. Sterling is here somewhere.
I want agents on every exit.Copy !req
815. And everyone be careful.Copy !req
816. This is Lance sterling
we're dealing with.Copy !req
817. Tell me where robo hand is.Copy !req
818. Never.Copy !req
819. Boy, I'm about to
pigeon-wing-slap...Copy !req
820. Oh. Oh, tough guy.
Okay.Copy !req
821. Then we do it the hard way.Copy !req
822. Walter, I need a funnel,Copy !req
823. jumper cables,
and a nickelback album.Copy !req
824. Nickelback?Copy !req
825. What?
But that would hurt him.Copy !req
826. That's the whole point.Copy !req
827. I know what to do.Copy !req
828. No, no, no.Copy !req
829. Don't do that.
Ooh.Copy !req
830. That's what
I'm talking about, Walter.Copy !req
831. Go science on this fool!Copy !req
832. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
833. I'm gonna science
all over your face.Copy !req
834. Please, don't!Copy !req
835. Did you just give that
man a refreshing spritz?Copy !req
836. It's a truth serum,
but yes,Copy !req
837. it has a lavender quality to it.Copy !req
838. Watch.Copy !req
839. Kimura,
what's your biggest secret?Copy !req
840. I peed in the pool.Copy !req
841. That's a lot of honesty.Copy !req
842. Who is robo hand?
And why is he wearing my face?Copy !req
843. I don't know who he is.Copy !req
844. Then what do you know?Copy !req
845. Well, I know
how to play the flute.Copy !req
846. About robo hand!Copy !req
847. I know he's on his way
to venice right nowCopy !req
848. to steal the agent database.Copy !req
849. He's going to kill me.Copy !req
850. Agent database?
Database.Copy !req
851. Who says "database"?Copy !req
852. Shut up.Copy !req
853. He'll know the identities
of everyone at the agency.Copy !req
854. And once he does...Copy !req
855. He'll use the assassin
to eliminate all of them.Copy !req
856. Not if I stop him first.Copy !req
857. She is relentless.Copy !req
858. Block the door.
We need something heavy.Copy !req
859. I'm heavy.Copy !req
860. Are you pulling?Copy !req
861. Of course I'm pulling!
Why aren't you pushing?Copy !req
862. Just put your weight behind it.Copy !req
863. I am putting my weight!
I'm feathers!Copy !req
864. It's like a big bag of pudding!Copy !req
865. Ugh. Yuck.Copy !req
866. This is so embarrassing.Copy !req
867. Come on, Walter.
Use your glutes.Copy !req
868. You're out of moves, sterling.Copy !req
869. You and Beckett
are wanted for treason.Copy !req
870. We gotta go. Now.Copy !req
871. No. Don't leave me like this.Copy !req
872. Sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
873. Ears?
Consider it done.Copy !req
874. We gotta get to that balcony.
We're gonna have to parkour.Copy !req
875. What?Copy !req
876. Cat pass! Tic-tac!
Jelly roll!Copy !req
877. Desk lamp!
Flimflam! Bottle cap!Copy !req
878. I don't know
what any of that means.Copy !req
879. Hi.Copy !req
880. What the... what happened
to you?Copy !req
881. Oh, don't do that.
You're gonna make me...Copy !req
882. Now or never, Walter.
Gotta go! Come on, Walter!Copy !req
883. You can do this!Copy !req
884. Okay, it's a physics problem,
Walter. Come on.Copy !req
885. It's basic physics!Copy !req
886. It's just basic physics.Copy !req
887. You're right.Copy !req
888. - We can do this.
- Beckett!Copy !req
889. - We can do this.
- Beckett, don't you...Copy !req
890. We're gonna do this!Copy !req
891. We can do this!Copy !req
892. Use your gadgets!Copy !req
893. Use your gadgets!Copy !req
894. A-ha! Grappling hook!Copy !req
895. Fly! Fly!
What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
896. There he is!Copy !req
897. Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
898. Well, that's not good.Copy !req
899. Oh!Copy !req
900. Walter, what else
you got on that pen?Copy !req
901. No.Copy !req
902. Oh, hello, soft landing.Copy !req
903. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
904. Walter!Copy !req
905. Go, go, go!Copy !req
906. Oh, these guys are the worst.Copy !req
907. - There he is!
- Don't move!Copy !req
908. The multi-pen!Copy !req
909. Yes! Great.
Shoot 'em!Copy !req
910. Well, that is suboptimal.Copy !req
911. That has a bit of
a suck factor to it.Copy !req
912. Yeah, pillow.
Good call.Copy !req
913. Lance, get down.Copy !req
914. Get down!Copy !req
915. Huh?Copy !req
916. Serious string.Copy !req
917. Like silly string, but serious.Copy !req
918. Oddly effective.Copy !req
919. Come on,
let's ghost.Copy !req
920. There's something
you don't see every day.Copy !req
921. Wow. This is tripped out.Copy !req
922. This is...
I don't know what this is.Copy !req
923. This couldn't
have been sterling.Copy !req
924. No one's even hurt.Copy !req
925. It might be that kid, Beckett.Copy !req
926. But that doesn't make sense!Copy !req
927. Beckett is just some nobody
in the gadget lab.Copy !req
928. Well, according to his file,Copy !req
929. that "nobody"
graduated mit at 15...Copy !req
930. And invented a way
to edit human genomesCopy !req
931. in middle school.Copy !req
932. Dude is jeopardy! Smart.Copy !req
933. Well, so are we.Copy !req
934. I stepped in it.Copy !req
935. I stepped in the goo.Copy !req
936. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
937. These are my new kicks, man.Copy !req
938. I hope this works.Copy !req
939. I hope this works.
I hope this works.Copy !req
940. Please, please, please.Copy !req
941. Automated voice:
Weapons system online.Copy !req
942. Agent database
required for targeting.Copy !req
943. It's done!Copy !req
944. The entire facility
is running at full capacity.Copy !req
945. Everything is exactly
how you wanted it.Copy !req
946. But, please, the destruction
this is capable of...Copy !req
947. Since when does your agency careCopy !req
948. about the many, many,
many lives it destroys?Copy !req
949. No!
Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!Copy !req
950. No, please, please!
Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
951. You said if I helped you,
you'd let me go.Copy !req
952. Oh, yeah, I did.
Didn't 1?Copy !req
953. I hear venice is wonderful
this time of year.Copy !req
954. Aw, yeah.Copy !req
955. Just wait till 1 get to venice.Copy !req
956. I'MMA tear that fool
his own cloaca.Copy !req
957. Walter!Copy !req
958. Walter!
Huh? What?Copy !req
959. You're still working
on that antidote, right?Copy !req
960. Working on it?Copy !req
961. In a couple minutes, it's done.Copy !req
962. But do you know
what else is working?Copy !req
963. If you say being a pigeon...Copy !req
964. Being a pigeon!Copy !req
965. I'm really gonna
throw this boy in the ocean.Copy !req
966. What?Copy !req
967. Hey, how did y'all get here?Copy !req
968. Jeff and crazy eyes
aren't going to abandon you.Copy !req
969. - They're part of your flock.
- Come on. No.Copy !req
970. Get your beak out my drink.Copy !req
971. I have no idea
where that beak has been.Copy !req
972. Back out.Copy !req
973. - No! Stop it!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
974. Here you go, guys.
Come on.Copy !req
975. Have some of these.
They're gluten-free.Copy !req
976. You're joking, right?Copy !req
977. That one ate gum
stuck to a tissue.Copy !req
978. And a spy pen.Copy !req
979. We should probably
do something about that.Copy !req
980. It's ready.Copy !req
981. Finally.Copy !req
982. May 1?Copy !req
983. Not this time, lovey.
Thank you.Copy !req
984. Ow!Copy !req
985. Joker.Copy !req
986. Well, that's not good.Copy !req
987. "Not good" as in it'll taste badCopy !req
988. but still turn me back
into a human?Copy !req
989. Mmm, "not good" as in
it won't turn youCopy !req
990. back into a human...Copy !req
991. And if you drink it,
all your cells will catch on fire.Copy !req
992. Come on, man!Copy !req
993. I'm sorry. I'll figure it out.Copy !req
994. Science is all trial and error.Copy !req
995. This isn't a science lab.Copy !req
996. If I don't stop this guy,
people will die!Copy !req
997. You don't think
that I want to stop him, too?Copy !req
998. Why do you think
I'm on this boat?Copy !req
999. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
1000. of how much motion sickness
medication I'm on right now?Copy !req
1001. I can hardly feel my legs!Copy !req
1002. But I'm here
because I believe...Copy !req
1003. Together, we can find
a good way to stop the bad.Copy !req
1004. I know you do, man.Copy !req
1005. But it's a fantasy.Copy !req
1006. When the bad guys hit you,
you hit 'em back.Copy !req
1007. You hit 'em so hard
that they don't get back up.Copy !req
1008. You gotta fight fire with fire.Copy !req
1009. When we fight fire with fire,
we all get burned.Copy !req
1010. There's no good guys
or bad guys.Copy !req
1011. Just people.Copy !req
1012. And people are worth saving.Copy !req
1013. Isn't that our job?Copy !req
1014. Evil doesn't care
that you're nice.Copy !req
1015. I watch good people
be taken every day.Copy !req
1016. But you wouldn't know
nothing about that.Copy !req
1017. You'd be surprised.Copy !req
1018. First time in venice?Copy !req
1019. First time anywhere, really.Copy !req
1020. It's always been my dreamCopy !req
1021. to come here
and feed the pigeons.Copy !req
1022. You need help.Copy !req
1023. Time to put your game face on.Copy !req
1024. That's the agency data vault.Copy !req
1025. Data vault.Copy !req
1026. If robo hand wants
a list of agents,Copy !req
1027. that's where he'll find it.Copy !req
1028. You remember the plan?Copy !req
1029. What plan?Copy !req
1030. You said, "stay out of the
way and let me kick some..."Copy !req
1031. Good. You remember it.Copy !req
1032. Long way from home, Walter.Copy !req
1033. Kimura talked.Copy !req
1034. I know sterling's here
in venice. Where is he?Copy !req
1035. Stay cool.Copy !req
1036. Where's sterling?Copy !req
1037. I can tell you where he's not.Copy !req
1038. Which is right here.Copy !req
1039. What? No,
we can't just kill her.Copy !req
1040. That's dark, lovey.Copy !req
1041. Look, I know
you're not a criminal.Copy !req
1042. You're a bright kid.Copy !req
1043. You're inventing things that
nobody has ever thought of.Copy !req
1044. I know because my boot is
still stuck in one of 'em.Copy !req
1045. Sorry.Copy !req
1046. No, no. We're the ones
who owe you an apology.Copy !req
1047. You're trying to keep
the world safe...Copy !req
1048. Just like your mother did.Copy !req
1049. I read your file.Copy !req
1050. I know she sacrificed her life
to save people.Copy !req
1051. I can help you, Walter.Copy !req
1052. I can get you your job back.Copy !req
1053. A new lab.
All the equipment you need.Copy !req
1054. Show them what you can do...Copy !req
1055. And no one will
ever call you weird again.Copy !req
1056. You just have
to give me sterling.Copy !req
1057. No.Copy !req
1058. We should
all be working together.Copy !req
1059. Bad move, Beckett.Copy !req
1060. Sterling!Copy !req
1061. Stay here.Copy !req
1062. Let's go.Copy !req
1063. - It's the assassin.
- Come on.Copy !req
1064. Destroy the target!Copy !req
1065. We can't let that thing
out of here.Copy !req
1066. Open fire!Copy !req
1067. It's got the database.Copy !req
1068. Oh, man.Copy !req
1069. It's not working!Copy !req
1070. I'm on it.Copy !req
1071. This is not good!Copy !req
1072. - Take cover!
- Now!Copy !req
1073. Let's go.
Beckett, don't you...Copy !req
1074. Don't worry. We'll
stop it. Beckett!Copy !req
1075. I mean, I'll stop it,
because Lance is definitely not here.Copy !req
1076. We can't catch this thing
on foot.Copy !req
1077. Whoa, hey, hey,
what are you doing?Copy !req
1078. You're a pigeon, Lance.Copy !req
1079. You're one of the fastest
birds in the world.Copy !req
1080. No, put me down, Walter!Copy !req
1081. You need to fly!
I believe in you.Copy !req
1082. There's another way!Copy !req
1083. Boy, don't you throw me
off this roof!Copy !req
1084. He'll figure it out.Copy !req
1085. Come on.
I'm gonna die.Copy !req
1086. I'm flying.Copy !req
1087. I'm flying.Copy !req
1088. I'm flying...Copy !req
1089. Oh, you're flying me.Copy !req
1090. Thank you.
Good looking out.Copy !req
1091. Whoa!Copy !req
1092. Whoa. All right, guys.
Let's go!Copy !req
1093. We got an assassin to catch.Copy !req
1094. Excuse me.
Sorry.Copy !req
1095. That works, too.Copy !req
1096. This is official business! Oh.Copy !req
1097. Okay.Copy !req
1098. Phew.Copy !req
1099. This is official business!Copy !req
1100. We need to get that database.Copy !req
1101. Any ideas?Copy !req
1102. Oh! I like how you think.Copy !req
1103. Bullseye!Copy !req
1104. Got it.Copy !req
1105. Yeah, didn't think
he'd like that.Copy !req
1106. Good job.Copy !req
1107. Oh, that's right.
You all like games.Copy !req
1108. Let's play some keep away.Copy !req
1109. Go long.Copy !req
1110. Oh, no!Copy !req
1111. Not so easy,
is it, Roomba?Copy !req
1112. Lovey, all you, girl!Copy !req
1113. Hit me. I'm open.Copy !req
1114. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
1115. Oh, no.Copy !req
1116. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
1117. This is about to suck!Copy !req
1118. No!Copy !req
1119. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1120. Catch of the century!Copy !req
1121. I've never caught anything
in my whole life!Copy !req
1122. That was amazing.
We did it!Copy !req
1123. We're gonna
talk aboutCopy !req
1124. you throwing me
off that roof, though.Copy !req
1125. Yeah, I really thought
that would work out better.Copy !req
1126. Nah, it's cool, it's cool.Copy !req
1127. We're gonna holler
about it in a minute.Copy !req
1128. You know, I'm gonna let you
have this moment.Copy !req
1129. Whoo! We're unstoppable...Copy !req
1130. Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
1131. That belongs to me.Copy !req
1132. Technically, it belongs to
the United States government.Copy !req
1133. Lance! Lance!Copy !req
1134. Sterling?Copy !req
1135. What do you say, Lance?Copy !req
1136. Come out.
We'll have some good fun.Copy !req
1137. You're the hero, right?Copy !req
1138. The spy who saves the day...Copy !req
1139. Destroying anybody
that stands in your way.Copy !req
1140. Oh, I'd love to have some fun.Copy !req
1141. Guess he's not coming.Copy !req
1142. No.Copy !req
1143. Ah, life's full
of disappointment.Copy !req
1144. You don't have
to do it this way.Copy !req
1145. It won't make anything better.Copy !req
1146. No.Copy !req
1147. No!Copy !req
1148. Walter!Copy !req
1149. Breadcrumbs?Copy !req
1150. They're gluten-free.Copy !req
1151. Lance, let's go.Copy !req
1152. Hold it right there!Copy !req
1153. Turn around nice and slow!Copy !req
1154. Hands where I can see them.Copy !req
1155. Both hands.Copy !req
1156. Watch out!Copy !req
1157. Did anybody else see
that agent sterling had...Copy !req
1158. A robot hand?Copy !req
1159. Yeah.Copy !req
1160. Phew.
Totally crazy.Copy !req
1161. When he had his foot on my head,
I was like...Copy !req
1162. And you were like, "no!"Copy !req
1163. And then, I was like,
"breadcrumbs!"Copy !req
1164. He still got away
with the database.Copy !req
1165. Or did he?Copy !req
1166. Or did he?Copy !req
1167. I feel like you want me to say,Copy !req
1168. "what are you talking about?"Copy !req
1169. Oh, I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1170. During the whole
bird-nado thing,Copy !req
1171. I put a tracker on him.Copy !req
1172. Wait. That's him?Copy !req
1173. That's robo hand?Copy !req
1174. Yep.
Yes!Copy !req
1175. Yes! My man!Copy !req
1176. Oh, there is no wayCopy !req
1177. I could have done this
without you, Walter.Copy !req
1178. What?
What?Copy !req
1179. What did you say?Copy !req
1180. I think I said...Copy !req
1181. You said you couldn't
have done it without me.Copy !req
1182. All right.Copy !req
1183. Okay, we've reached the time limit on this,
Walter.Copy !req
1184. All right, hey, hey,
will you stop?Copy !req
1185. You're squeezing too...Copy !req
1186. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
1187. Walter, what happens
in the submarineCopy !req
1188. stays in the submarine.Copy !req
1189. You just laid an egg.Copy !req
1190. You laid an egg!Copy !req
1191. It just kinda slipped out, man.Copy !req
1192. You just laid an egg!Copy !req
1193. Lance, this is amazing.Copy !req
1194. Do you not realize
what this means?Copy !req
1195. You're a girl!Copy !req
1196. Oh! Excuse me?Copy !req
1197. Of course, of course.Copy !req
1198. That's why
I couldn't figure this out.Copy !req
1199. I used lovey's DNA in the serum.Copy !req
1200. And that helps us how?Copy !req
1201. Because now all I need to doCopy !req
1202. is change one variable
in the antidote...Copy !req
1203. And you'll be human again.Copy !req
1204. I'm gonna be me.Copy !req
1205. Unless, you know,Copy !req
1206. maybe you wanna stay
a pigeon a little longer.Copy !req
1207. Right.Copy !req
1208. Of course.Copy !req
1209. One antidote coming right up.Copy !req
1210. Director Jenkins,
we lost the database.Copy !req
1211. Every agency employee
is compromised.Copy !req
1212. You need to pull everyone in
for their own safety.Copy !req
1213. And you're sure it was Lance?Copy !req
1214. Yes.Copy !req
1215. Maybe?Copy !req
1216. Okay, I don't know what I saw.Copy !req
1217. But I still know for a factCopy !req
1218. that sterling came here
on this boat.Copy !req
1219. Sterling wasn't on this boat.Copy !req
1220. Son of a...Copy !req
1221. Come on!
There's gotta be something.Copy !req
1222. A footprint, a candy wrapper,Copy !req
1223. some overpriced face lotion...Copy !req
1224. Because there is no wayCopy !req
1225. that his skin looks
that good without help.Copy !req
1226. Look, everything is
coming up blank.Copy !req
1227. If sterling was on this boat...Copy !req
1228. He didn't leave a fingerprint,Copy !req
1229. his lips never touched
a glass...Copy !req
1230. And somehow he didn't have feet.Copy !req
1231. I think it's safe to say thatCopy !req
1232. your investigation
isn't getting anywhere.Copy !req
1233. Huh.Copy !req
1234. Lance?Copy !req
1235. Lance?Copy !req
1236. Oh...Copy !req
1237. Did it work?Copy !req
1238. Okay, take it easy.Copy !req
1239. I got my hands back.Copy !req
1240. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1241. Oh, my pecs.Copy !req
1242. My pectoral muscles.
My abdominalia.Copy !req
1243. Oh, Walter, you are a...Copy !req
1244. I just...Copy !req
1245. I can do that
'cause I got lips now!Copy !req
1246. I'm naked.Copy !req
1247. Little bit awkward.Copy !req
1248. Lucky for you,
I planned ahead.Copy !req
1249. Good call.Copy !req
1250. There he is.Copy !req
1251. Lance sterling.
Back in action.Copy !req
1252. You have
arrived at your destination.Copy !req
1253. All right, robo hand.Copy !req
1254. I'm coming for you.Copy !req
1255. Okay. Robo hand
is a mile due west.Copy !req
1256. So, what's the plan, partner?Copy !req
1257. I got plenty of glitter,
yay-palm, a splat-a-pult...Copy !req
1258. No.Copy !req
1259. No what?Copy !req
1260. I'm taking it from here, Walter.Copy !req
1261. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
1262. Look, lives are on the line.Copy !req
1263. I got this now.Copy !req
1264. You've got this?Copy !req
1265. But we're a team.
You said so yourself.Copy !req
1266. And you did your job.Copy !req
1267. You un-birded me.Copy !req
1268. Now it's time
to do things my way.Copy !req
1269. End this fool.Copy !req
1270. That's wrong.Copy !req
1271. You're so wrong.Copy !req
1272. Look, I've got
everything that we...Copy !req
1273. This is not the place
for your weird gadgets.Copy !req
1274. Weird?Copy !req
1275. Go home.Copy !req
1276. No.Copy !req
1277. I'm not giving up. Ow.Copy !req
1278. Lance...Copy !req
1279. I can't lose
any more good people.Copy !req
1280. I fly solo.Copy !req
1281. Ow!Copy !req
1282. I think that's yours.Copy !req
1283. But that face
you've been using is mine.Copy !req
1284. It's over.Copy !req
1285. Database isn't gonna
do you any goodCopy !req
1286. with your fancy toy
messed up like that.Copy !req
1287. You really thought
I was gonna use one drone...Copy !req
1288. To take out every name
on this list?Copy !req
1289. I mean, I did.Copy !req
1290. Until you asked
that question that way.Copy !req
1291. Casts a little doubt.Copy !req
1292. Tell me, agent sterling.Copy !req
1293. You managed to stop one drone.Copy !req
1294. How do you plan
on stopping 1,000?Copy !req
1295. Sleepy night-night.Copy !req
1296. Huh?Copy !req
1297. Do you feel that dread?Copy !req
1298. Oh, can you feel it?Copy !req
1299. Rolling around you like a fog.Copy !req
1300. I told you.
I don't even know you, man.Copy !req
1301. But I know you.Copy !req
1302. Think about it.Copy !req
1303. No?Copy !req
1304. I'll give you
a little bit of help.Copy !req
1305. Kyrgyzstan.Copy !req
1306. Ah...Copy !req
1307. He remembers.Copy !req
1308. I mean, I certainly
never forgot that day.Copy !req
1309. You were magnificent.Copy !req
1310. You were a one-man army.Copy !req
1311. Lot of witty catchphrases...Copy !req
1312. And you had all these fancy
toys that just went boom!Copy !req
1313. Boom.Copy !req
1314. Boom.Copy !req
1315. You were a bunch of bad dudesCopy !req
1316. about to hurt
a lot of innocent people.Copy !req
1317. And it's my job
to keep everyone safe.Copy !req
1318. Everyone?Copy !req
1319. I watched every single
one of my people die...Copy !req
1320. As your agency's weapons
rained down on us.Copy !req
1321. You took everything from me.Copy !req
1322. And you know the rules.Copy !req
1323. You hit me hard, sterling.Copy !req
1324. I hit back harder.Copy !req
1325. All of this...Copy !req
1326. Because of you.Copy !req
1327. He's coming back for me.Copy !req
1328. Walter, no.
No, no, no.Copy !req
1329. Walter.Copy !req
1330. No, no, no.
Okay.Copy !req
1331. Hey, this kid is harmless.Copy !req
1332. He doesn't have anything
to do with this, okay?Copy !req
1333. We can figure this out.Copy !req
1334. Look at me, look at me.Copy !req
1335. I'm sorry, all right?Copy !req
1336. There's another way!Copy !req
1337. Do you hear me?Copy !req
1338. Do not hurt this kid.Copy !req
1339. Oh, no.Copy !req
1340. Don't... Don't do this.Copy !req
1341. Please.
No, no, no.Copy !req
1342. Don't do this! No!Copy !req
1343. No!Copy !req
1344. I'm taking everything from you.Copy !req
1345. Huh?Copy !req
1346. Oh, right. Yeah.Copy !req
1347. Walter.Copy !req
1348. But I saw...Copy !req
1349. How did you...Copy !req
1350. Oh, you know,
one of my weird gadgets.Copy !req
1351. The inflatable hug.Copy !req
1352. Thought I lost you, man.Copy !req
1353. I'll always have
your back, Lance.Copy !req
1354. That's what it means
to be a team.Copy !req
1355. It's something I learned
a long time ago.Copy !req
1356. From your mom?Copy !req
1357. You're a good friend, Walter.Copy !req
1358. And, hey, I'm sorry
for shooting you in your neck.Copy !req
1359. I'm sorry for the cloaca.Copy !req
1360. So, what's your plan
to stop this guy?Copy !req
1361. Nope. Not my plan.Copy !req
1362. Time to do it your way.Copy !req
1363. My way?Copy !req
1364. Oh, yeah. We about
to Walter-ize this thing.Copy !req
1365. Well, in that case...Copy !req
1366. We're gonna need a bigger flock.Copy !req
1367. You're calling Marcy,
aren't you?Copy !req
1368. Yep. Tell her I said hi.Copy !req
1369. Let's get weird.
Boom.Copy !req
1370. Nowhere to run from this, Lance.Copy !req
1371. Listen, I'm sorry about
what happened in Kyrgyzstan.Copy !req
1372. But we are stuck in this
good guy-bad guy vortex.Copy !req
1373. We do not have
to do it like this.Copy !req
1374. Yeah, bit late for that.Copy !req
1375. It's not.Copy !req
1376. We're both just people
who make mistakes.Copy !req
1377. We can work this out,
man. That's it.Copy !req
1378. Almost there.
You're doing great.Copy !req
1379. I mean, come on.Copy !req
1380. We can break this cycle.Copy !req
1381. Got it. I'm connected.Copy !req
1382. Nobody else has to get hurt.Copy !req
1383. You should know
better than anyone.Copy !req
1384. Someone always gets hurt.Copy !req
1385. Not today-day.Copy !req
1386. You brought your own soundtrack?Copy !req
1387. We like to make an entrance.Copy !req
1388. Huh?Copy !req
1389. Oh.Copy !req
1390. Huh?Copy !req
1391. Would you look at that?Copy !req
1392. There's a man with a robot handCopy !req
1393. wearing your face...Copy !req
1394. Who took the m9 assassin.Copy !req
1395. Guess I owe you an apology.Copy !req
1396. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
1397. No, that was it.
That was the apology.Copy !req
1398. Oh. I accept.Copy !req
1399. But you gotta admit,
it was a little Scooby-doo.Copy !req
1400. Oh, 100% Scooby-doo.Copy !req
1401. I'm gonna make this hurt!Copy !req
1402. Okay, come on through.Copy !req
1403. You are safe here. Come on.Copy !req
1404. Is that everyone?Copy !req
1405. Director, we've got
unknown incoming.Copy !req
1406. Approaching fast.Copy !req
1407. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
1408. Lock this place down.Copy !req
1409. We're sitting ducks.Copy !req
1410. Walter hacked his hand.Copy !req
1411. We gotta buy him some
time to shut down the drones.Copy !req
1412. Got it. What kind of
firepower we talking?Copy !req
1413. Just go along with it.Copy !req
1414. Take your best shot.Copy !req
1415. This one sucks.Copy !req
1416. No, no, no,
that's binder bubbles.Copy !req
1417. Push the button on the back.Copy !req
1418. Button on the back,
button on the back!Copy !req
1419. Bubbles?Copy !req
1420. Oh, you gotta let me try that.Copy !req
1421. That's a
collide-oscope. Throw it.Copy !req
1422. Splat-a-pult. Prism
spray. Hypno-stars.Copy !req
1423. Snorepedo. Scream team.Copy !req
1424. Well, what have we got to lose?Copy !req
1425. 11 o'clock.Copy !req
1426. 12 o'clock.
Half past 2! 4:30!Copy !req
1427. Security blanket.Copy !req
1428. It's upside down.Copy !req
1429. Female hugger voice:
I'm a hugger.Copy !req
1430. Whoa.Copy !req
1431. Nice shot.Copy !req
1432. I was aiming for your face,Copy !req
1433. thank you?Copy !req
1434. Walter, gonna need
a reload, buddy.Copy !req
1435. Ask and you shall receive.Copy !req
1436. Are those pigeons
wearing tiny backpacks?Copy !req
1437. Yay!Copy !req
1438. Now, that's hot.
That's hot.Copy !req
1439. I call it fifty shades of yay!Copy !req
1440. Oh, come on, now!Copy !req
1441. You ready to tap out yet?Copy !req
1442. Gadget lab.Copy !req
1443. Get to the gadget lab!
Grab every weapon you can!Copy !req
1444. Stop! Get back!Copy !req
1445. Oh, no.Copy !req
1446. Yay!Copy !req
1447. Female hugger voice:
I'm a hugger.Copy !req
1448. Walter, my face
can't take much more of this.Copy !req
1449. You keep doing your thing
and I'll do mine.Copy !req
1450. Yeah, well, your thing
seems to beCopy !req
1451. a lot easier than my thing.Copy !req
1452. We have different skillsets.Copy !req
1453. That's what makes us
such a great team.Copy !req
1454. Dude.Copy !req
1455. Excuse me. Ugh.Copy !req
1456. Whoo.
Why do I smell lavender?Copy !req
1457. We just got spritzed.Copy !req
1458. Uh-oh. Truth serum.Copy !req
1459. I have five cats,Copy !req
1460. each named after a member
of new kids on the block.Copy !req
1461. Oh, I love new kids.Copy !req
1462. Jon, Joey, Jordan,
Donnie, and Danny.Copy !req
1463. I really wanna
hurt you right now.Copy !req
1464. You.Copy !req
1465. What... what are you doing?Copy !req
1466. I'm not telling you anything.Copy !req
1467. I'll tell you what he's doing.Copy !req
1468. He's gonna hack into your clawCopy !req
1469. and shut down your drones.Copy !req
1470. Wow, this stuff really works.Copy !req
1471. No, no, no.Copy !req
1472. No!Copy !req
1473. Whoa!
I'm coming, Walter.Copy !req
1474. Almost there. Don't let
go. Please don't let go.Copy !req
1475. Walter!Copy !req
1476. Walter.Copy !req
1477. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1478. Somebody do something.Copy !req
1479. If you shut 'em down now,
you'll kill us both.Copy !req
1480. And you're no killer.Copy !req
1481. No. I'm a hugger.Copy !req
1482. What?Copy !req
1483. One day, your gadgets
are gonna keep the world safe.Copy !req
1484. Yes!Copy !req
1485. Never wash that hand again!Copy !req
1486. I got you, Walter!Copy !req
1487. Lance? What are you...Copy !req
1488. It's okay.Copy !req
1489. It's okay.Copy !req
1490. You can't do this alone.Copy !req
1491. I am not alone!Copy !req
1492. Lovey?Copy !req
1493. Come on, birds!Copy !req
1494. Fly!Copy !req
1495. Walter.Copy !req
1496. Walter.Copy !req
1497. What does internal
bleeding feel like?Copy !req
1498. This.
It feels like this.Copy !req
1499. Oh, come here.Copy !req
1500. No, no, no. No hugs.Copy !req
1501. You gonna make meCopy !req
1502. lay an egg or something
in front of Marcy.Copy !req
1503. Huh?Copy !req
1504. He saved him.Copy !req
1505. I think I need a vet.Copy !req
1506. Once I can move again,
I'll turn you back into a man.Copy !req
1507. Sterling.Copy !req
1508. You're a bird?Copy !req
1509. Uh, hey, Marcy.Copy !req
1510. That's why I couldn't find you!Copy !req
1511. Whoa, you're a bird.
That is messed up.Copy !req
1512. It's weird, right?Copy !req
1513. This is amazing.Copy !req
1514. We did it.Copy !req
1515. We took down the drones,
beat the bad guy,Copy !req
1516. saved countless lives.Copy !req
1517. We are so gonna get
our jobs back!Copy !req
1518. So, triple fired.Copy !req
1519. Yeah, man, that's gotta
be some kind of record.Copy !req
1520. I really didn't see that coming.Copy !req
1521. Well, we did break a bunch of laws,
and defied orders...Copy !req
1522. And, I mean, committed
a little bit of treason.Copy !req
1523. Oh, right, yeah,
the treason.Copy !req
1524. Forgot about the treason.Copy !req
1525. Hey.
It doesn't matter, man.Copy !req
1526. Look around.Copy !req
1527. Your mother would be
so proud of you right now.Copy !req
1528. You kept all those people safe.Copy !req
1529. And you did it your way.Copy !req
1530. But you also did this.Copy !req
1531. Yeah.Copy !req
1532. I'll figure that out.
Sorry.Copy !req
1533. You know,
this gluten-free stuffCopy !req
1534. is really starting
to grow on me.Copy !req
1535. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
1536. Oh, we could...Copy !req
1537. Huh?Copy !req
1538. Marcy?Copy !req
1539. Okay,
I can't see or hear...Copy !req
1540. But my other senses are elevated,
so you... ow!Copy !req
1541. Agent sterling,
I apologize for the theatrics.Copy !req
1542. No, you don't.Copy !req
1543. You should have seen your
face when we grabbed you.Copy !req
1544. I didn't make a face.Copy !req
1545. No one's ever looked
more scared.Copy !req
1546. Are you two finished?Copy !req
1547. We are gonna be okay, Lance!Copy !req
1548. Use your baby hand
to pick the lock!Copy !req
1549. Can you please
take that off him?Copy !req
1550. Okay, and you can...Copy !req
1551. Oh, hey. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1552. Is this about the treason?Copy !req
1553. Joy, what is going on?Copy !req
1554. We realize
we were wrong about you.Copy !req
1555. You're the future
of this agency,Copy !req
1556. and we want you
to lead a new team.Copy !req
1557. A highly covert global...Copy !req
1558. Let me stop you right there.Copy !req
1559. I'm not leading nothing,Copy !req
1560. unless my man
Walter's on the team.Copy !req
1561. Um...Copy !req
1562. I think she's talking to Walter.Copy !req
1563. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we... just put that down.Copy !req
1564. Sometimes, he talks for me,Copy !req
1565. I'll talk for him,
'cause we a team.Copy !req
1566. Me?Copy !req
1567. We need people like you.Copy !req
1568. People who can help the
agency do things a new way.Copy !req
1569. What do you say?Copy !req
1570. Looks like we gonna
need some glitter.Copy !req
1571. Team weird?Copy !req
1572. Team weird.Copy !req
1573. Missile deactivated.Copy !req