1. Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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2. We come
to you now with revelations
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3. about last week's attack
in London.
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4. An anonymous source
provided this video.
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5. It shows Quentin Beck,
aka Mysterio,
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6. moments before his death.
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7. You may find
this video disturbing.
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8. I managed to
send the Elemental back,
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9. but I don't think I'm gonna
make it off this bridge.
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10. Spider-Man attacked me.
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11. He has an army of drones,
Stark technology.
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12. He's saying he's gonna be
the new Iron Man. No one else.
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13. Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
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14. There will be
significant casualties.
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15. Do it. Execute them all.
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16. This shocking video
was released earlier today
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17. on the controversial
news website TheDailyBugle.net.
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18. There you have it, folks.
Conclusive proof
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19. that Spider-Man was responsible
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20. for the brutal murder
of Mysterio,
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21. an interdimensional warrior
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22. who gave his life
to protect our planet
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23. and who will, no doubt,
go down in history
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24. as the greatest superhero
of all time.
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25. But that's not all, folks.
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26. Here's the real blockbuster.
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27. Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit down.
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28. Spider-Man's real...
Spider-Man's real name is...
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29. Spider-Man's name
is Peter Parker.
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30. What the f...?
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31. That's right, folks.
Peter Parker.
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32. A 17-year-old
high school delinquent...
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33. - She knows him.
- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
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34. is, in fact...
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35. Are you Spider-Man's
girlfriend?
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36. the vile vigilante villain
Spider-Man.
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37. - Yo, it's him.
- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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38. - Please don't touch her, sir.
- You're just a kid?
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39. - You murdered Mysterio?
- Um...
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40. - You helped him?
- No, I didn't...
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41. Come on, kid,
let me see your face.
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42. He hit me.
Spider-Man hit me!
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43. - Come on.
- He hit me.
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44. All this time,
people looked up to this boy
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45. and called him a hero.
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46. I'll tell you what I call him,
public enemy number one!
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47. I told you I never wanted
to do this ever again!
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48. MJ, I'm so sorry,
but I can't see anything
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49. with your hand in my...
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50. Sorry. Where are we
gonna go?
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51. - I don't know. Your house?
- No! No!
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52. My dad will kill you.
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53. What? You said
your dad really liked me.
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54. Yeah, well, not anymore.
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55. Dude!
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56. Dude!
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57. Dude!
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58. Dude!
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59. I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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60. No, not really. Uh...
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61. Yo, Peter!
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62. We should go.
We should go. Come on.
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63. - You said you don't want to swing.
- Swing me.
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64. Okay. We can take the subway.
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65. No.
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66. Look out!
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67. That was so much worse.
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68. Okay. It's okay.
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69. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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70. Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
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71. Okay. Okay.
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72. I'm sorry.
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73. I just feel so dumb. I didn't
realize you were miserable.
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74. No, it was really fun, right?
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75. That's why they call it
a fling.
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76. - And we flung.
- It was fun.
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77. I could've been more fun.
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78. - I can be fun.
- We'll hang out again.
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79. Like, when do you think?
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80. I should see what that is.
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81. - No, no, no.
- It's what I do.
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82. - He's always coming and going.
- Peter?
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83. Oh, no.
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84. - I don't know what to do.
- Peter. Peter.
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85. - Oh, I...
- I didn't see anything.
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86. This isn't what
it looks like.
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87. - No, no, May.
- Practice safe...
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88. Oh, hey. You must be MJ!
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89. - Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
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90. Wait, have you
been crying?
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91. We broke up.
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92. - Hey, Spider-Man!
- Oh. Oh, uh...
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93. Thank you. I didn't know
you broke up.
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94. I thought you were
in love, May.
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95. Can we talk about this
in the kitchen?
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96. I should probably leave.
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97. I thought you guys
were such a handsome couple.
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98. It's really about boundaries.
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99. - Let me answer the door.
- Let's go here.
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100. - Is that the door?
- Hey. Is it true?
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101. - I was gonna go, but...
- Not now.
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102. I didn't know you were
so awkward about sex, Peter.
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103. This has nothing to do
with sex.
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104. If you wanna go over it again.
I mean... What's that sound?
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105. - Hey, Spider-Man!
- Oh, my God.
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106. I mean, I'm happy to rehash it
if you want to.
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107. You take care of your
side, I'll take care of mine.
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108. What is up
with this phone?
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109. Will you get off your phones
for five minutes?
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110. I just wanna talk to you
about your relationship, okay?
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111. Peter?
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112. What?
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113. - Is that...?
- Is that here?
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114. Um...
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115. - Yo, Peter Parker!
- Yo, Peter!
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116. Maybe it's not
such a big deal.
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117. Spider-Menace!
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118. Governments around the world
launch investigations
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119. into the murderer
known as Spider-Man,
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120. aka Peter Parker,
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121. aka the web-headed
war criminal
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122. who, for years,
has been terrorizing
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123. the decent citizens
of New York.
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124. Well, now this city
and the world
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125. see him for what he truly is.
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126. Murderer! Mysterio forever!
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127. New details from last week's
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128. devastating attack in London
have emerged.
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129. For more, we go now to Joint
Intelligence headquarters.
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130. Authorities
just a short while ago confirmed
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131. that the deadly drones used
in the London attack
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132. were designed
by Stark Industries.
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133. Federal agents! Open up!
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134. Federal agents? You stay here.
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135. Department of Damage Control.
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136. We have a warrant
for the arrest of Peter Parker.
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137. - You know the Fourth Amendment?
- Sure.
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138. Unreasonable search
and seizure?
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139. Get in here, guys. Let's go.
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140. I didn't kill Quentin Beck.
The drones did, okay?
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141. - The drones that are yours.
- No.
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142. Well, look. Nick Fury was there
the entire time.
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143. Ask him.
He can explain everything.
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144. Nick Fury has been off-planet
for the last year.
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145. - What?
- Peter! Hey.
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146. MJ! They have nothing
to do with this, sir.
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147. Don't say anything
without a lawyer.
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148. I want a lawyer.
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149. - Ms. Jones-Watson.
- Jones. I don't go by Watson.
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150. Ms. Jones, why do you
want a lawyer if...?
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151. If I have nothing to hide?
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152. Exactly. Unless...
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153. - I'm actually guilty of something?
- Mm-hm.
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154. I'm very aware of your tactics
and my rights.
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155. Just answer my questions.
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156. I've seen your file.
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157. You're a smart young woman
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158. with a bright future
ahead of her.
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159. Why would you risk it all
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160. by getting involved with
a vigilante like Peter Parker?
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161. So sorry to keep you waiting.
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162. - Can we get Ned a snack?
- Absolutely.
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163. - He's been waiting.
- I got you.
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164. Dude, I'm so sorry about that.
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165. I'm not supposed
to say anything to you.
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166. Not even a thing.
I just have one question.
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167. When MJ told you
Peter was Spider-Man...
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168. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh.
- What's up?
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169. I-I knew way before MJ did.
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170. I was Spider-Man's
"guy in the chair."
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171. I know about those.
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172. Dude, half my guys
are guys in the chair.
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173. Exactly. You would know.
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174. I literally helped him
find the Vulture.
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175. - I didn't know that.
- I helped him hack a suit once
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176. and helped him get to space.
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177. So in Spider-Man's
illegal vigilantism,
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178. you were his main accomplice.
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179. I would like to have my words
stricken from the record.
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180. With all due respect, and
I mean that very insincerely,
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181. unless you have some real
specific charges to throw at us,
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182. legally, you can't hold us here.
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183. - You should definitely lawyer up.
- Excuse me?
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184. Child endangerment's
a nasty rap.
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185. A boy was entrusted to you,
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186. and as his legal guardian,
essentially his mother,
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187. you not only allowed him
to endanger himself,
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188. but you actually
encouraged it.
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189. Who does that?
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190. I wanna see Peter right now.
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191. Stark
Industries was caught in the web
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192. of the Spider-Man-Mysterio
controversy today,
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193. when federal agents
opened an investigation
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194. into missing Stark technology.
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195. Agents wanna know
exactly what was taken...
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196. At least they used
a good picture.
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197. What is happening?
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198. That's great. Thank you.
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199. Well, I have
some good news, Peter.
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200. I don't believe
any of the charges
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201. - against you are gonna stick.
- Wait, seriously?
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202. - I knew it.
- Nice.
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203. My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you.
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204. - Thank you, Matt.
- That's amazing.
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205. - You're welcome.
- Perfect.
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206. - However, Mr. Hogan.
- Yes?
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207. The feds are investigating
that missing technology.
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208. I understand your loyalty
to Mr. Stark and his legacy,
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209. but if you were involved...
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210. - If I was?
- I advise securing a lawyer.
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211. I need a lawyer because I'm...?
I thought he was...
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212. You said there's no charge.
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213. I could say
under advisement of counsel,
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214. I refuse to answer
the question respectfully
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215. because the answer
can incriminate me...
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216. It's in Goodfellas. What's the
thing they say in Goodfellas?
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217. I know that's what you think.
Calm down.
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218. Let's hear what
he has to say. Matt?
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219. You're gonna need
a really good lawyer.
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220. You may have dodged
your legal troubles
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221. but things will get much worse.
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222. There is still
the court of public opinion.
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223. Murderer! Mysterio forever!
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224. How did you just do that?
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225. I'm a really good lawyer.
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226. We're gonna need
a safer place to live.
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227. Oh. Ah.
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228. How do we...?
How do we...?
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229. Alarm system deactivated.
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230. It looks nice.
And this is safe.
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231. Welcome to the spiritual oasis.
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232. You like Donkey Kong Jr.?
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233. Nicky from Jersey
City, you're on the line.
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234. I'm not saying I don't
want to honor the Avengers,
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235. but, you know,
not doing it this way.
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236. Putting the
Captain America shield
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237. on the Statue of Liberty?
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238. Nah, that will look ridiculous.
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239. Leave the Statue
of Liberty alone.
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240. Oh, Happy.
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241. Did you send in
your applications yet?
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242. I just finished my MIT one.
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243. - You?
- Same.
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244. Can you imagine if
we both got in? And Ned?
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245. Yeah, but we'd have
to get scholarships
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246. so we could actually go.
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247. You got the scores
and the grades.
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248. You think I'm being
too pragmatic.
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249. No, no, no. Well...
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250. Kind of. It's okay.
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251. It's one of my favorite
things about you.
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252. - Really?
- Yeah.
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253. What are your other
favorite things?
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254. I love your
relentless optimism.
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255. I am a glass-half-full
kind of gal.
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256. I really like how
you're a people person.
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257. I love people.
I love them so much.
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258. You like sports.
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259. I think the Mets are gonna
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260. - go all the way this year.
- Really?
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261. What's that noise?
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262. Oh. It's Happy. Look.
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263. Gave his room to May
so he's sleeping down here.
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264. I have a weird question. Um...
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265. Does any part of you
feel relieved about all of this?
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266. Ever since I got bit
by that spider...
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267. I've only had one week
where my life has felt normal.
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268. Or kind of normal, I guess.
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269. And...
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270. that was when
you found out.
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271. Because then everyone
that was in my life
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272. that I wanted to know, knew.
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273. And it was perfect.
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274. But now everybody knows and...
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275. I am the most famous person
in the entire world.
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276. And I'm still broke.
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277. I'm...
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278. excited to see you tomorrow.
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279. Yeah. Me too.
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280. Wrap it up.
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281. You both like each other.
We get it. Hang up.
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282. There's no new ground being
broken. I need my eight hours.
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283. Have you been listening
this whole time?
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284. - Hi, Happy.
- Not by choice.
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285. - MJ says hi.
- Hello.
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286. We're covering
the first day of senior year
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287. for Midtown High's
most famous student,
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288. Peter Parker.
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289. Go get them, tiger.
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290. Or should I say "spider"?
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291. The crowd has continued
to grow here all morning long
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292. at the Midtown School
of Science...
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293. The crowd seems evenly divided
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294. between supporters
of Spider-Man
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295. and protestors.
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296. MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you!
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297. MJ, are you gonna have
his spider-babies?
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298. Back up. Back up. Back up!
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299. MJ, you know
he's a murderer, right?
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300. Peter. Do a TikTok with me.
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301. - Mysterio forever!
- Do a flip!
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302. - Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss!
- Back off.
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303. Who are you?
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304. Ned Leeds.
Spider-Man's best friend.
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305. I'm Peter Parker's
best friend.
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306. You come at my boy,
you come at Flash Thompson.
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307. If you wanna read
about our inspiring friendship,
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308. you can in my new book,
Flashpoint.
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309. One spider, two hearts,
a million crazy-ass memories.
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310. Check it out.
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311. - Go.
- No, I gotta wait...
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312. No. Go.
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313. I'll see you inside, okay?
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314. Keep watching Midtown News
all year
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315. as we bring you up close
and personal coverage
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316. of Peter fighting
his biggest battle yet,
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317. college admissions.
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318. Peter, we would love to welcome
you back to Midtown High,
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319. where we shape heroes.
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320. Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers.
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321. Stop it.
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322. It's an honor
to serve you, sir.
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323. It's not.
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324. Mysterio was right.
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325. - Stop. That's all.
- Mysterio was right.
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326. Some of the students
put this together for you.
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327. - No, you did that.
- I helped a little bit.
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328. I tried to stop you so
many times but you powered through.
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329. - He did all of that.
- Did a great job.
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330. I hope you have time
to check it out.
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331. Feel free to walk
or swing through the hallway.
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332. Or crawl on the ceiling
to avoid everybody.
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333. - We all know you can do it.
- I'm just gonna...
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334. I know what you did.
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335. Stop. You're
embarrassing yourself.
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336. He's a conspiracy
theorist.
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337. Can we just stay up here
all day?
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338. - It is so crazy down there.
- This one's good.
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339. "Some suggest
that Parker's powers
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340. include the male spider's
ability to hypnotize females,
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341. which he used to seduce
Jones-Watson
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342. - into his cult of personality."
- Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.
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343. Yes, my Spider-Lord.
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344. Finally some privacy.
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345. It is so crazy down there.
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346. So I was thinking...
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347. when we get into MIT,
we should live together.
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348. - Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
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349. - This is gonna be us.
- Yes.
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350. Minus the Frisbee
and the smiling.
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351. MIT's obviously the dream,
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352. but if we match up
our backup schools,
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353. then either way,
we'll be in Boston.
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354. New school, new town.
I can Spider-Man there.
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355. - They have crime in Boston, right?
- Yes.
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356. - Wicked crime.
- It'll be like a fresh start.
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357. What's up?
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358. I don't know. I just feel
like, if you don't...
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359. If you expect disappointment,
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360. then you can never really
get disappointed.
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361. Come on.
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362. Be a fresh start.
And we'll all be together.
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363. Yeah. No, you're right.
Fresh start.
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364. Yeah.
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365. Fresh start.
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366. First one's here!
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367. It's okay.
It's a backup school.
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368. Peter!
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369. No?
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370. Last one.
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371. MIT?
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372. Uh... Okay.
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373. Okay.
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374. - Phew.
- Ready?
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375. Jones. I told you to take down
the Halloween decorations.
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376. Actually, that was Sasha so...
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377. Enough attitude.
Just do it.
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378. On it.
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379. Feel like I'm gonna puke.
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380. Don't, because he will
just make me clean it.
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381. This is our only shot.
It's here or nowhere.
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382. - Hey. Come on.
- Okay. You guys ready?
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383. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, on three.
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384. One, two, three.
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385. No.
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386. You?
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387. "In light of recent controversy,
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388. we are unable to consider
your application at this time."
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389. This is so not fair.
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390. I mean, this is so not fair.
I didn't do anything wrong.
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391. You guys definitely
didn't do anything wrong.
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392. Expect disappointment and
you will never get disappointed.
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393. You guys didn't get in?
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394. Yeah, because we're actually
friends with Spider-Man.
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395. Uh, yeah. I better get going.
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396. There's a mixer
for new admissions and...
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397. Sorry, guys.
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398. Jones, what are you doing?
Get back to work.
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399. Yeah, I'm coming.
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400. Know what?
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401. I wouldn't change
a thing I did.
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402. Me neither.
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403. Although I do need to show
this letter to my parents.
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404. Um, hi.
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405. Hi?
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406. I'm, uh...
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407. The most famous person
in the world.
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408. I know.
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409. Wong. Try not to slip.
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410. We don't have
liability insurance.
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411. Is all this
for a holiday party?
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412. No. One of the rotunda
gateways connects to Siberia.
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413. A blizzard blasted through.
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414. Because someone forgot to cast
a monthly maintenance spell
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415. to keep the seals tight.
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416. That's right, he did,
because he forgot
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417. - I now have higher duties.
- Higher duties?
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418. The Sorcerer Supreme
has higher duties. Yes.
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419. Wait, I thought you were
the Sorcerer Supreme.
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420. No, he got it
on a technicality
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421. because I blipped
for five years.
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422. - Oh, well, congratulations.
- If I'd been here, then...
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423. You'd burn the place down.
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424. You two, no one said
stop shoveling.
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425. So, Peter, to what
do I owe the pleasure?
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426. Right. I'm really sorry
to bother you, sir.
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427. Please. We saved half
the universe together.
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428. Think we're beyond
you calling me "sir."
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429. Okay, uh, Stephen.
Copy !req
430. That feels weird,
but I'll allow it.
Copy !req
431. When...
Copy !req
432. When Mysterio
revealed my identity...
Copy !req
433. my entire life got screwed up
and I was wondering...
Copy !req
434. I don't know
if this would actually work,
Copy !req
435. but I was wondering if...
Copy !req
436. maybe you could go back in time
and make it so he never did?
Copy !req
437. Peter...
Copy !req
438. we tampered with the stability
of space-time
Copy !req
439. to resurrect countless lives.
Copy !req
440. You wanna do it again now
because yours got messy?
Copy !req
441. It's not about me.
Copy !req
442. I mean, this is really hurting
a lot of people.
Copy !req
443. My Aunt May, Happy,
Copy !req
444. my best friend,
my girlfriend,
Copy !req
445. their futures are ruined
just because they know me,
Copy !req
446. and they've done
nothing wrong.
Copy !req
447. I am so sorry...
Copy !req
448. but even if I wanted to...
Copy !req
449. I don't have
the Time Stone anymore.
Copy !req
450. That's right.
Copy !req
451. I'm really sorry
if I wasted your time.
Copy !req
452. - No. You didn't.
- Just forget about it.
Copy !req
453. He will. He's very good
at forgetting things.
Copy !req
454. Wong, you've actually
generated a good idea.
Copy !req
455. What?
Copy !req
456. The Runes of Kof-Kol.
Copy !req
457. The Runes of Kof-Kol?
Copy !req
458. It's just a standard
spell of forgetting.
Copy !req
459. Won't turn back time,
but people will forget
Copy !req
460. you were ever Spider-Man.
Copy !req
461. - Seriously?
- No, not seriously.
Copy !req
462. That spell travels
the dark borders
Copy !req
463. between known
and unknown reality.
Copy !req
464. It's too dangerous.
Copy !req
465. We've used it for a lot less.
Copy !req
466. Do you remember the full moon
party at Kamar-Taj?
Copy !req
467. - No.
- Exactly.
Copy !req
468. Come on, Wong.
Copy !req
469. Hasn't he been through enough?
Copy !req
470. Just leave me out of this.
Copy !req
471. Fine.
Copy !req
472. Fine.
Copy !req
473. So, what is this place?
Copy !req
474. The Sanctum's built
at the intersection
Copy !req
475. of cosmic energy currents.
Copy !req
476. We weren't the first
to seek them out.
Copy !req
477. Some of these walls
are thousands of years old.
Copy !req
478. And they shot an episode of
The Equalizer here in the '80s.
Copy !req
479. Well, I, um...
Copy !req
480. really appreciate you
doing this for me, sir.
Copy !req
481. Don't mention it.
Copy !req
482. And don't call me "sir."
Copy !req
483. Right. Sorry.
Copy !req
484. You ready?
Copy !req
485. I'm ready.
Copy !req
486. Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.
Copy !req
487. Wait, excuse me?
Copy !req
488. The entire world's
about to forget
Copy !req
489. that Peter Parker
is Spider-Man.
Copy !req
490. - Including me.
- Everyone?
Copy !req
491. Uh, can't some people
still know?
Copy !req
492. That's not how
the spell works.
Copy !req
493. And it's very difficult
and dangerous
Copy !req
494. to change it mid-casting.
Copy !req
495. So my girlfriend's
gonna forget everything?
Copy !req
496. Is she even gonna be
my girlfriend?
Copy !req
497. Was she your girlfriend
because you were Spider-Man?
Copy !req
498. - I don't know. I really hope not.
- All right, fine.
Copy !req
499. Everyone in the world's
gonna forget you're Spider-Man
Copy !req
500. except your girlfriend.
Copy !req
501. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
502. Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.
Copy !req
503. What is a Ned?
Copy !req
504. He's my best friend
Copy !req
505. so it's important to me
that Ned knows.
Copy !req
506. Okay, let's not change
the parameters of this spell
Copy !req
507. any more
while I'm casting it.
Copy !req
508. Okay, I'm done.
I swear I'm done. I'm done.
Copy !req
509. But my Aunt May
should really know.
Copy !req
510. Peter, stop tampering
with the spell.
Copy !req
511. When she found out,
it was really messy.
Copy !req
512. I don't think
I could go through that again.
Copy !req
513. - So my Aunt May?
- Yes.
Copy !req
514. Thank you. Happy?
Copy !req
515. No, I'm annoyed.
Copy !req
516. No, it's a nickname.
Harold "Happy" Hogan.
Copy !req
517. He used to work with Tony Stark,
but then he was...
Copy !req
518. Could you just stop talking?
Copy !req
519. Basically everyone that knew
Copy !req
520. I was Spider-Man before
should still know!
Copy !req
521. - Did it work?
- No.
Copy !req
522. You changed my spell six times.
Copy !req
523. - Five times.
- You changed my spell.
Copy !req
524. You don't do that. I told you.
And that is why.
Copy !req
525. That spell was out of control.
If I hadn't shut it down,
Copy !req
526. something catastrophic
could have happened.
Copy !req
527. - Stephen, listen, I am so...
- Call me "sir."
Copy !req
528. Sorry, sir.
Copy !req
529. After everything
we've been through,
Copy !req
530. somehow I always forget
you're just a kid.
Copy !req
531. Look, Parker, the problem
is not Mysterio.
Copy !req
532. It's you trying to live
two different lives.
Copy !req
533. And the longer you do that,
the more dangerous it becomes.
Copy !req
534. Believe me. I'm so sorry
Copy !req
535. about you and your friends
not getting into college,
Copy !req
536. but if they rejected you
and you tried
Copy !req
537. to convince them to reconsider,
Copy !req
538. there's nothing else
you can do.
Copy !req
539. When you say, "Convince them,"
Copy !req
540. - you mean I could have called them?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
541. I could do that?
Copy !req
542. You haven't called the...?
Copy !req
543. I got their letter.
I assumed that was...
Copy !req
544. I'm sorry.
Are you telling me
Copy !req
545. that you didn't even think to
plead your case with them first
Copy !req
546. before you asked me
to brainwash the entire world?
Copy !req
547. Well, I mean,
when you put it like that...
Copy !req
548. Come on, pick up, pick up.
Copy !req
549. Dude, what? I'm busy.
Copy !req
550. - Flash, where's the MIT mixer?
- Why?
Copy !req
551. Because I need
to talk to someone.
Copy !req
552. I'm trying to get Ned and MJ
a second chance at getting in.
Copy !req
553. What's in it for me?
Copy !req
554. I'm risking a lot
just talking to you.
Copy !req
555. Okay, I will, um...
Copy !req
556. pick you up and swing you
to school for one week?
Copy !req
557. For a month.
Copy !req
558. - For a week.
- Two weeks.
Copy !req
559. - Flash, please. Help me.
- You know what I want.
Copy !req
560. Okay, I'll tell everyone
you're my best friend.
Copy !req
561. - Flash, please help me.
- Cool, cool, cool.
Copy !req
562. There's the
assistant vice chancellor.
Copy !req
563. You can plead your case
with her.
Copy !req
564. - Perfect. Where is she?
- She left.
Copy !req
565. - To go where?
- To the airport.
Copy !req
566. Stark network unavailable.
Copy !req
567. Facial recognition unavailable.
Copy !req
568. Hi.
Copy !req
569. Yeah, I can see you.
Copy !req
570. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
571. - That's Peter Parker.
- Mom.
Copy !req
572. - Mom, look.
- Mommy.
Copy !req
573. No, it's Peter Parker.
Copy !req
574. Hey.
Copy !req
575. Okay.
Copy !req
576. Whew.
Copy !req
577. - Yeah.
- Hi. I'm Peter Parker.
Copy !req
578. You do know you're
in the street, right?
Copy !req
579. Yeah, I'm sorry. I really
needed to talk to you
Copy !req
580. and I know you're
on your way to the airport.
Copy !req
581. MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the
two smartest people I've met,
Copy !req
582. and I'm the dumbest person
because I let them help me,
Copy !req
583. but if I didn't,
millions would've died,
Copy !req
584. so please don't let MIT
be dumb like me.
Copy !req
585. MIT is dumb?
Copy !req
586. No, I'm saying
don't let MIT be dumb.
Copy !req
587. I mean, like
the dumber version of me
Copy !req
588. that wouldn't have
let them help.
Copy !req
589. You didn't rehearse that,
did you, Peter?
Copy !req
590. Basically, what I'm trying to...
Copy !req
591. Why are you running?
Copy !req
592. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
593. Ma'am, you should get out
of the car.
Copy !req
594. Everybody get off the bridge!
Copy !req
595. The door's locked.
Copy !req
596. Door's... Hey!
Copy !req
597. Hello, Peter.
Copy !req
598. Hi? Do we...? Do I know you?
Copy !req
599. What have you done
with my machine?
Copy !req
600. I don't know what you're
talking about. What machine?
Copy !req
601. The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand.
Copy !req
602. It's gone.
Copy !req
603. Listen, sir,
if you stop smashing cars,
Copy !req
604. we can work together and I can
help you find your machine.
Copy !req
605. You want to play games?
Copy !req
606. Catch.
Copy !req
607. It's okay. You guys are good.
You're safe. Get out.
Copy !req
608. You think your fancy new suit's
gonna save you?
Copy !req
609. Should've killed
your little girlfriend
Copy !req
610. when I had the chance.
Copy !req
611. What did you just say?
Copy !req
612. Looks like we got competition.
Copy !req
613. Peter! Help!
Copy !req
614. Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!
Copy !req
615. Peter!
Copy !req
616. Ma'am, just stay calm.
Copy !req
617. Just take
a deep breath.
Copy !req
618. - Are you okay?
- No!
Copy !req
619. I promise, I've got this
all under control.
Copy !req
620. Suit compromised.
Copy !req
621. Nanotechnology.
Copy !req
622. Ah, you've outdone yourself,
Peter.
Copy !req
623. I underestimated you.
Copy !req
624. But now you die.
Copy !req
625. You're not Peter Parker.
Copy !req
626. I am so confused right now.
Copy !req
627. What's happening?
Copy !req
628. New device detected.
Copy !req
629. Pairing new device.
Copy !req
630. You don't listen to him.
You listen to me.
Copy !req
631. Hey.
Copy !req
632. Whoa.
Copy !req
633. Hey. Hey!
Copy !req
634. Listen to me.
Copy !req
635. No, not him.
Me.
Copy !req
636. Ma'am, you okay?
Copy !req
637. Come on, you can still
make your flight.
Copy !req
638. Peter.
Copy !req
639. You're a hero.
Copy !req
640. No. Well, I'm... No, I'm...
Copy !req
641. I'm gonna talk to Admissions
about your friends.
Copy !req
642. And I'm gonna talk
to them about you.
Copy !req
643. But, ma'am,
this isn't about me.
Copy !req
644. I am going to talk to them
about your friends and you.
Copy !req
645. - Okay?
- Really?
Copy !req
646. And if you keep
your noses clean,
Copy !req
647. maybe you'll have a fair shot.
Copy !req
648. Here. Get out of the way.
Let me get that man.
Copy !req
649. Hey! You! I see you.
Come here!
Copy !req
650. That was not okay.
Unbelievable.
Copy !req
651. Who are...?
Copy !req
652. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Copy !req
653. Until you stop
trying to kill me,
Copy !req
654. I'm in control, buddy,
Copy !req
655. of this whole
tentacle situation
Copy !req
656. you got going on here,
okay?
Copy !req
657. Now, who are you?
What is going...?
Copy !req
658. No.
Copy !req
659. Osborn?
Copy !req
660. Doctor...?
Copy !req
661. Be careful
what you wish for, Parker.
Copy !req
662. Let me out of here!
Copy !req
663. Can you please explain to me
what is going on?
Copy !req
664. That little spell
that you botched
Copy !req
665. where you wanted
everyone to forget
Copy !req
666. that Peter Parker's
Spider-Man,
Copy !req
667. it started pulling in
everyone
Copy !req
668. who knows
Peter Parker's Spider-Man
Copy !req
669. from every universe
into this one.
Copy !req
670. - From every universe?
- Who are you? And where am I?
Copy !req
671. I think it's
better we don't engage
Copy !req
672. with them because,
frankly,
Copy !req
673. the multiverse
is a concept about which
Copy !req
674. we know frighteningly little.
Copy !req
675. The multiverse is real?
Copy !req
676. This shouldn't even be possible.
Copy !req
677. - I thought you stopped the spell.
- No, I contained it.
Copy !req
678. It would appear
a few of them squeaked through.
Copy !req
679. After you left, I detected
an otherworldly presence.
Copy !req
680. I pursued it into the sewers,
where I found that...
Copy !req
681. slimy green son of a gun.
Copy !req
682. Spell? As in magic?
Copy !req
683. What is this,
a birthday party?
Copy !req
684. Who is this clown?
What is this madness?
Copy !req
685. Watch this.
Do you know a Peter Parker
Copy !req
686. - who's Spider-Man?
- Yes.
Copy !req
687. - Is that him?
- No.
Copy !req
688. See?
Copy !req
689. Okay, here's what we gotta do.
Copy !req
690. I don't know how many
visitors we've got...
Copy !req
691. I saw another one
on the bridge.
Copy !req
692. He was like a
flying green elf.
Copy !req
693. He sounds jolly.
Start with him.
Copy !req
694. I need you
to capture them,
Copy !req
695. bring them here
while I figure out
Copy !req
696. how to get them back
before
Copy !req
697. they destroy
the fabric of reality,
Copy !req
698. or worse, Wong finds out.
Copy !req
699. Uh, Doctor Strange?
Copy !req
700. What?
Copy !req
701. My friends and I just got a
second chance to get into MIT,
Copy !req
702. and if the school sees me
fighting these crazy monsters...
Copy !req
703. - Hey, watch your mouth.
- I'm sorry but...
Copy !req
704. Are you seriously
still talking about college?
Copy !req
705. - Hey, what did you just do?
- This.
Copy !req
706. Hey, you can't just...
Copy !req
707. How did you do that?
Copy !req
708. Lots of birthday parties.
Copy !req
709. Hey.
Copy !req
710. Whoa.
Copy !req
711. One shot,
send them here, move on.
Copy !req
712. You're welcome. Get to work.
Copy !req
713. Sir?
Copy !req
714. Now what?
Copy !req
715. I know this is my mess,
and I swear to you I'll fix it,
Copy !req
716. but I'm gonna need help.
Copy !req
717. Whoa!
Copy !req
718. I can't believe
I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.
Copy !req
719. Neither can I.
Copy !req
720. So how did you know
you were a man of magic?
Copy !req
721. Because my nana says
that we have it in our family,
Copy !req
722. and I get these tinglings
in my hands...
Copy !req
723. Talk to your physician.
Copy !req
724. - Peter.
- Hey.
Copy !req
725. - Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
Copy !req
726. Sorry for dragging you
into this.
Copy !req
727. - Help me find these guys.
- You don't have to apologize.
Copy !req
728. You got us a second shot
at MIT. It's fine.
Copy !req
729. So how did the bad guys
get here?
Copy !req
730. We screwed up a spell
trying to get you into college.
Copy !req
731. - Wait. What?
- You did it with magic?
Copy !req
732. I thought it was
the MIT lady you saved.
Copy !req
733. No, that was after.
Copy !req
734. Let's just focus
on the good news, okay?
Copy !req
735. No, let's just focus
on the bad news.
Copy !req
736. As of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers,
Copy !req
737. so get on your phones,
scour the Internet, and...
Copy !req
738. Scooby-Doo this shit.
Copy !req
739. You're telling us
what to do even though
Copy !req
740. it was your spell
that got screwed up,
Copy !req
741. meaning that all this
is kind of your mess.
Copy !req
742. I know a couple of
magic words myself,
Copy !req
743. starting with
the word "please."
Copy !req
744. Please Scooby-Doo this shit.
Copy !req
745. You can work in the undercroft.
Copy !req
746. The undercroft?
Copy !req
747. Badass.
Copy !req
748. - About this whole spell thing...
- It's totally okay.
Copy !req
749. - Wait, really?
- Yeah. I mean, I get it.
Copy !req
750. You were just trying
to fix things, and so...
Copy !req
751. Maybe just run it by us
next time, you know?
Copy !req
752. That way, when you're thinking,
"I'm about to do something
Copy !req
753. that could break the universe,"
Copy !req
754. we could, like, help you
workshop something or...
Copy !req
755. brainstorm ideas.
Copy !req
756. Deal.
Copy !req
757. Ned?
Copy !req
758. Oh, dude, I don't care.
It's seriously not a big deal.
Copy !req
759. Um, oh!
Copy !req
760. A torture rack.
Copy !req
761. That is a Pilates machine.
Copy !req
762. - That is...
- The crypt.
Copy !req
763. Okay, so we get
the rest of the guys,
Copy !req
764. you zap them, Doctor Magic
will send them back,
Copy !req
765. and when we get into MIT,
Copy !req
766. round of stale doughnuts,
my treat.
Copy !req
767. Let's catch
some multiverse men.
Copy !req
768. Hey! Who the hell
are these two?
Copy !req
769. - My friends. This is MJ.
- Hey.
Copy !req
770. - And this is Ned.
- Hello.
Copy !req
771. Uh, I'm sorry,
what was your name again?
Copy !req
772. Dr. Otto Octavius.
Copy !req
773. Wait, no, seriously,
what's your actual name?
Copy !req
774. Oh, is that
a dinosaur?
Copy !req
775. If the paint
won't come off, I'll get it out.
Copy !req
776. No, no, no. May. We gotta
find these guys first.
Copy !req
777. Well, finish your mission,
and then come by.
Copy !req
778. We're having
a canned food drive.
Copy !req
779. - That could work.
- I got one.
Copy !req
780. - May, I gotta go.
- Okay.
Copy !req
781. I mean, you can take
the guy out of the chair,
Copy !req
782. but you can't take
the chair out of the guy.
Copy !req
783. - What'd you find?
- There's a...
Copy !req
784. A disturbance near
a military research facility
Copy !req
785. outside of the city,
Copy !req
786. and witnesses say
that they saw
Copy !req
787. a monster flying
through the air.
Copy !req
788. It's gotta be the guy
I saw on the bridge, right?
Copy !req
789. That's impossible.
Copy !req
790. You know him, don't you?
Copy !req
791. On the bridge,
you said his name.
Copy !req
792. Norman Osborn.
Copy !req
793. Brilliant scientist.
Military research.
Copy !req
794. But he was greedy, misguided.
Copy !req
795. - What happened to him?
- We tire of your questions, boy!
Copy !req
796. Okay, um...
Copy !req
797. I gotta go. Where am I going?
Copy !req
798. It can't be him.
Copy !req
799. Why?
Copy !req
800. Because Norman Osborn
died years ago.
Copy !req
801. So either we saw someone else...
Copy !req
802. or you're flying out into
the darkness to fight a ghost.
Copy !req
803. Keep an eye out on the trees.
We don't know where this guy is.
Copy !req
804. I genuinely don't know how you
do this without throwing up.
Copy !req
805. Did you guys see that?
Copy !req
806. Um, no.
Copy !req
807. It's-It's really dark.
Copy !req
808. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
809. What-What's happening?
Copy !req
810. Peter, what is it?
Copy !req
811. Are you getting
the tingle thing?
Copy !req
812. Is the tingle happening?
Is your tingle tingling?
Copy !req
813. - Are you guys seeing this?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
814. Osborn?
Copy !req
815. No. He was green.
This guy's blue.
Copy !req
816. You wouldn't happen to be from
another universe, would you?
Copy !req
817. What's he doing?
Copy !req
818. I don't know.
Looks like he's charging.
Copy !req
819. I don't like this.
Just web him.
Copy !req
820. Whoa!
Copy !req
821. Go left! Left, dude, left!
Left! Go! Left! Yes!
Copy !req
822. What are you talking about?
Right.
Copy !req
823. Go to the right! Right!
Right! He means right.
Copy !req
824. - Don't listen to him.
- Guys, this is not helping!
Copy !req
825. Oh, no, no, no.
What happened? Peter? Peter.
Copy !req
826. Whoa.
Copy !req
827. Peter, it's me, Flint Marko.
You remember?
Copy !req
828. I'm Peter,
but I'm not your Peter.
Copy !req
829. What do you mean,
you're not my Peter?
Copy !req
830. What the hell is going on?
Copy !req
831. I'll explain, but first,
can you help me?
Copy !req
832. - Okay.
- You try to surround him,
Copy !req
833. and I'll pull the plug.
All right, let's go!
Copy !req
834. I can't hold him much longer.
Copy !req
835. I got it, I got it!
Copy !req
836. Different Peter. Weird.
Copy !req
837. - Thanks. Sorry.
- Don't worry about it.
Copy !req
838. I got my body back.
Copy !req
839. Hey, um...
Copy !req
840. This is gonna sound
really crazy,
Copy !req
841. but this isn't your universe.
Copy !req
842. Another universe?
Copy !req
843. - Uh-huh.
- What?
Copy !req
844. That's what I was feeling.
Copy !req
845. The power, it's different.
Copy !req
846. I like it.
Copy !req
847. Easy, buddy.
Copy !req
848. It's actually my fault
that you're here.
Copy !req
849. Like, the universe or the woods?
Copy !req
850. I hate the woods.
Copy !req
851. I meant the universe, sir.
Copy !req
852. So, what, y'all
just gonna stand here
Copy !req
853. and act like I ain't
butt-ass naked?
Copy !req
854. - I am.
- No, no.
Copy !req
855. I, uh...
Copy !req
856. What was that?
What did you just do to him?
Copy !req
857. - No. It's okay.
- Did you kill him?
Copy !req
858. I can explain everything.
Trust me.
Copy !req
859. Please just trust me.
Copy !req
860. I don't trust you.
I don't know you.
Copy !req
861. What is this?
Copy !req
862. You picked the wrong side.
Copy !req
863. Connors?
Copy !req
864. Wait. You know this creature?
Copy !req
865. No, no, no.
Not a creature. A man.
Copy !req
866. The same universes.
Copy !req
867. Dr. Curt Connors.
He was a scientist
Copy !req
868. at Oscorp when I worked there.
Copy !req
869. A brilliant scientist.
Copy !req
870. Until he turned himself
into a lizard.
Copy !req
871. Then he tried to turn
the whole city into lizards.
Copy !req
872. - It was crazy.
- It wasn't crazy, Max.
Copy !req
873. It was the next step
in human evolution.
Copy !req
874. - The dinosaur can talk. Right.
- Lizard.
Copy !req
875. Speaking of which
what happened to you?
Copy !req
876. Last I recall,
you had bad teeth,
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877. glasses and a comb-over.
Copy !req
878. Did you get a makeover?
Copy !req
879. You know I can give you
a real makeover.
Copy !req
880. Let me guess, into a lizard?
Copy !req
881. - Exactly.
- Would you two just shut up?
Copy !req
882. - Where are we?
- It's complicated.
Copy !req
883. - A wizard's dungeon.
- Wizard's dungeon?
Copy !req
884. There's no real way
to sugarcoat that.
Copy !req
885. It's literally the dungeon
of a wizard.
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886. You can keep your magic.
Copy !req
887. I want a taste of that
new energy I just felt.
Copy !req
888. - Oh, Peter, hey.
- Did those guys come through yet?
Copy !req
889. There should be
an electric guy and a sand guy.
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890. Yeah, they're all here
and locked up.
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891. Perfect. I'm gonna just
stay here for a bit
Copy !req
892. and try and fix
some of this damage
Copy !req
893. so they don't blame it
on me again.
Copy !req
894. - Okay.
- But, hey, I, uh...
Copy !req
895. I couldn't do any of this
without you, so thank you.
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896. Yeah, of course.
Copy !req
897. Hey, ask him if this is,
Copy !req
898. like, a tree monster
or, like,
Copy !req
899. a scientist
that turned into a tree.
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900. It's just a tree, man.
Just a tree.
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901. Coward.
We have a new world to conquer.
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902. You make me sick.
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903. Leave me alone, please.
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904. Hiding in the shadows.
Copy !req
905. Hiding from who you truly are.
Copy !req
906. - No.
- You can't escape yourself.
Copy !req
907. - Hey, May.
- Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and...
Copy !req
908. one of the guys you're
looking for just walked in.
Copy !req
909. May? Where's May?
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910. Thank you.
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911. May.
Copy !req
912. Ah, hey, here he is.
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913. Norman, this is my nephew.
Copy !req
914. Norman Osborn?
I thought that you were...
Copy !req
915. I saw Spider-Man
in an ad for this place.
Copy !req
916. And I thought
he could help me.
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917. But you're not him.
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918. Wait, so you want
Spider-Man's help?
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919. He just wandered in.
Copy !req
920. I didn't know
where else to go.
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921. Someone's living in my house.
Copy !req
922. Oscorp doesn't exist.
Copy !req
923. My son...
Copy !req
924. Sometimes I'm not myself.
Copy !req
925. I'm someone else.
Copy !req
926. - Mm-hm.
- And every time he's in control,
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927. - I can't remember.
- Who? Who's in control?
Copy !req
928. - And now I'm here...
- Who's in control?
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929. - I don't know what's going on.
- Okay, it's okay.
Copy !req
930. And I don't...
Doesn't make sense.
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931. He's lost.
Copy !req
932. And I don't mean just in
the cosmos. I mean in his mind.
Copy !req
933. Are they all like this?
Copy !req
934. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
935. They all have their own
Copy !req
936. mental or physical issues.
Copy !req
937. Oh, well, he needs help
and maybe they all do.
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938. Wait, you don't mean...?
No, May, this isn't my problem.
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939. Peter, not your problem? Hmm?
Copy !req
940. May. Their chance
of getting help is way better
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941. back where they came from.
Copy !req
942. Sending them home,
Copy !req
943. that's the best thing
we can do for them.
Copy !req
944. For them? Or for yourself?
Copy !req
945. Look around you.
This is what we do.
Copy !req
946. - We help people.
- This is what's best for them.
Copy !req
947. Trust me.
Copy !req
948. But the fact remains,
Spider-Man is a menace.
Copy !req
949. We'll be right back
after a brief word
Copy !req
950. from Daily Bugle Supplements.
Copy !req
951. The only other daily fix
you need.
Copy !req
952. And we're out.
Copy !req
953. What?
Copy !req
954. I got eyes on him.
Copy !req
955. He's with his aunt
and some guy.
Copy !req
956. - You sure?
- They're leaving the shelter.
Copy !req
957. Okay. Don't lose him.
Copy !req
958. Thanks, May.
Hope to see you again.
Copy !req
959. Hey. He trusts you. So do I.
Copy !req
960. Thanks for cleaning my suit.
Copy !req
961. I'll see you later.
Copy !req
962. - Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn.
- Hey, it's "doctor."
Copy !req
963. Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn,
these are my friends.
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964. This is Ned and MJ.
Copy !req
965. - Mary Jane?
- It's Michelle Jones, actually.
Copy !req
966. Fascinating.
Copy !req
967. Do you think
there are other Ned Leedses?
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968. Octavius?
Copy !req
969. Osborn?
Copy !req
970. - What... What happened to you?
- What happened to...?
Copy !req
971. - You're the walking corpse.
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
972. You died, Norman.
Copy !req
973. Years ago.
Copy !req
974. You're insane.
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975. - God, I love it here.
- What are you talking about?
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976. He's standing right there.
He's not...
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977. Dead. They both died,
Copy !req
978. fighting Spider-Man.
Copy !req
979. It was all over the news.
Copy !req
980. Green Goblin, impaled by
the glider you flew around on.
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981. And a couple of years later,
you, Doc Ock,
Copy !req
982. drowned in the river
with your machine.
Copy !req
983. That's nonsense.
Copy !req
984. Spider-Man was trying
to stop my fusion reactor,
Copy !req
985. so I stopped him.
Copy !req
986. I had him by the throat,
and then I...
Copy !req
987. - And then I was here.
- Ah, please.
Copy !req
988. Let me tell you something.
I was whupping Spider-Man's ass.
Copy !req
989. He'll tell you.
And then he caused an overload.
Copy !req
990. I was stuck in the grid,
absorbing data.
Copy !req
991. I was about to turn
into pure energy, and then...
Copy !req
992. And then, uh...
Copy !req
993. And then... Oh, shit.
Copy !req
994. - I was about to die.
- Max, do you know? Do I die?
Copy !req
995. Oh, great.
You caught another one.
Copy !req
996. No, wait, Strange.
He's not dangerous.
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997. It's okay. Um...
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998. What is that?
Copy !req
999. It's an ancient relic.
The Macchina di Kadavus.
Copy !req
1000. I trapped
your corrupted spell inside,
Copy !req
1001. and once I finish
the proper ritual,
Copy !req
1002. it'll reverse the spell
Copy !req
1003. and send these guys
back to their universes.
Copy !req
1004. And then what? We perish?
Copy !req
1005. No. No, thanks.
I'll pass on that.
Copy !req
1006. Let me out of here. Peter!
Copy !req
1007. Strange, we can't
send them back. Not yet.
Copy !req
1008. Why?
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1009. Well, some of these guys
are gonna die.
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1010. Parker, it's their fate.
Copy !req
1011. Come on, Strange, have a heart.
Copy !req
1012. In the grand calculus
of the multiverse,
Copy !req
1013. their sacrifice means infinitely
more than their lives.
Copy !req
1014. I'm sorry, kid.
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1015. If they die, they die.
Copy !req
1016. Peter!
Copy !req
1017. Don't.
Copy !req
1018. - Dude, what are you doing?
- Peter, you gotta go. Go, go.
Copy !req
1019. - Okay.
- Get out of here.
Copy !req
1020. This is why I never had kids.
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1021. - Give me the box.
- No.
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1022. Whoa!
Copy !req
1023. - Oh, my God, I'm dead.
- You're not dead,
Copy !req
1024. you've just been separated
from your physical form.
Copy !req
1025. My physical... What?
Copy !req
1026. - How are you doing that?
- I have no idea.
Copy !req
1027. You should not
be able to do that.
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1028. This feels amazing.
Copy !req
1029. That's one of the coolest
things that's happened to me,
Copy !req
1030. but don't ever do that again.
Copy !req
1031. Wha... Hey! Get off of me!
Copy !req
1032. - What is this place?
- The Mirror Dimension,
Copy !req
1033. where I'm in control.
Copy !req
1034. Strange, stop. Can we
please just talk about this?
Copy !req
1035. Parker, don't you realize
that in the multiverse
Copy !req
1036. there are an infinite number
of people
Copy !req
1037. who know Peter Parker
is Spider-Man?
Copy !req
1038. And if that spell gets loose,
they're all coming here.
Copy !req
1039. I know, I get it, but we can't
just send them home to die.
Copy !req
1040. It's their fate.
Copy !req
1041. You can't change that
Copy !req
1042. any more than you could
change who they are.
Copy !req
1043. But what if we could? What if
we could change their fate?
Copy !req
1044. Whoa! Oh, what are you doing?
Copy !req
1045. I'm not giving you the... Whoa!
Copy !req
1046. Whoa! Whoa!
Copy !req
1047. Give me that back.
Copy !req
1048. Wait a minute.
Is that an Archimedean Spiral?
Copy !req
1049. The Mirror Dimension
is just geometry?
Copy !req
1050. You're great at geometry.
You can do geometry.
Copy !req
1051. Square the radius.
Divide by pi.
Copy !req
1052. - Plot points along the curve.
- It's over, Parker.
Copy !req
1053. I'll come pick you up
when it's done.
Copy !req
1054. Hey, Strange.
Copy !req
1055. You know
what's cooler than magic?
Copy !req
1056. - Math.
- Don't do this.
Copy !req
1057. - Ow.
- I'm sorry, sir, but...
Copy !req
1058. I have to try.
Copy !req
1059. - What happened?
- I fought with Strange and won.
Copy !req
1060. - What?
- Look, I stole his ring thing.
Copy !req
1061. I was swinging through the city,
and then I went through
Copy !req
1062. this massive mirror thing,
and then I was back in...
Copy !req
1063. - Where is he?
- He's trapped,
Copy !req
1064. - but I'm not sure for how long.
- You could have left us to die.
Copy !req
1065. Why didn't you?
Copy !req
1066. Because that's not who he is.
Copy !req
1067. I think I can help you guys.
Copy !req
1068. If I can fix what happened
to you, then when you go back,
Copy !req
1069. things will be different,
Copy !req
1070. and you might not die
fighting Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1071. - What do you mean fix us?
- Our technology is advanced...
Copy !req
1072. I can help you. You know, I'm
something of a scientist myself.
Copy !req
1073. Octavius knows what I can do.
Copy !req
1074. Fix? You mean like a dog?
Copy !req
1075. I refuse.
Copy !req
1076. I can't promise
you guys anything,
Copy !req
1077. but at least this way, you get
to go home and have a chance.
Copy !req
1078. A second chance.
Copy !req
1079. Come on,
isn't that worth trying?
Copy !req
1080. Trust me, Peter,
when you try to fix people,
Copy !req
1081. there are always consequences.
Copy !req
1082. I mean, you don't have to come.
Copy !req
1083. I also didn't know
that you could talk.
Copy !req
1084. But if you stay here,
Copy !req
1085. you're gonna have to deal
with the wizard.
Copy !req
1086. Ah, so we go along or die.
Not much of a choice, is it?
Copy !req
1087. - I just wanna go home.
- Well, I, myself,
Copy !req
1088. don't wanna be killed,
Copy !req
1089. especially by a guy dressed
like Dungeons & Dragons,
Copy !req
1090. so, what's your plan?
Copy !req
1091. I have it all under control.
Copy !req
1092. What are we
gonna do about this thing?
Copy !req
1093. Uh, well, we need to find
somewhere safe for it, right?
Copy !req
1094. - Yeah, sure. You gotta take it.
- Wait, what?
Copy !req
1095. If something bad happens,
you just push this,
Copy !req
1096. - and then it's all over.
- We're not gonna leave you.
Copy !req
1097. You can't. It's dangerous.
You've done enough.
Copy !req
1098. - We're in this together.
- I know we're in this together,
Copy !req
1099. but I can't do this
if you're in danger.
Copy !req
1100. Okay? So for me, MJ,
please just take this.
Copy !req
1101. - Please.
- Fine.
Copy !req
1102. - Thank you.
- But, Peter,
Copy !req
1103. if I don't hear from you,
I'm pressing the button.
Copy !req
1104. - Sure.
- Okay. And I will do it.
Copy !req
1105. Yeah, we all believe you,
Michelle.
Copy !req
1106. No way that's his girlfriend.
No way.
Copy !req
1107. - She'll do it.
- Absolutely, she will.
Copy !req
1108. - Okay. See you later.
- Be safe.
Copy !req
1109. - You too.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1110. Whoa.
Copy !req
1111. Okay.
Copy !req
1112. - Be careful, okay?
- Yeah. You too.
Copy !req
1113. So, uh...
Copy !req
1114. who's coming with me?
Copy !req
1115. Well, I'm in.
Copy !req
1116. But if this goes sideways...
Copy !req
1117. I'm gonna fry you
from the inside out.
Copy !req
1118. Where's Connors?
Copy !req
1119. He wants to stay in the truck.
Copy !req
1120. Okay.
Copy !req
1121. Alarm system deactivated.
Copy !req
1122. Hey, May.
Copy !req
1123. - Yeah?
- I feel kind of bad
Copy !req
1124. - using Happy's place like this.
- No, no, no. He'll get over it.
Copy !req
1125. New Yorkers
Copy !req
1126. - oppose the renovation...
- Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
1127. So this is your plan, Peter, hm?
No lab, no facilities?
Copy !req
1128. Just performing miracles
in a condominium, hm?
Copy !req
1129. What, you gonna cook us
some cures
Copy !req
1130. and some frozen burritos
in a microwave?
Copy !req
1131. - I could go for a burrito.
- He's gonna kill us all.
Copy !req
1132. Well, let's hope not.
Copy !req
1133. - You're up first, Doc.
- What?
Copy !req
1134. Hey, I told you,
I don't need fixing.
Copy !req
1135. I don't need fixing.
Copy !req
1136. Especially by a teenager
using scraps
Copy !req
1137. from a bachelor's junk drawer.
Copy !req
1138. Nah, nah, nah.
He got something back there.
Copy !req
1139. I can feel it.
That weird energy.
Copy !req
1140. What the hell is that?
Copy !req
1141. It's a fabricator.
Copy !req
1142. It can analyze, design,
construct basically anything.
Copy !req
1143. I thought that was
the tanning bed Happy broke.
Copy !req
1144. Look at that.
Copy !req
1145. He's gonna kill us all.
Copy !req
1146. Whoa. What's going on there?
Copy !req
1147. So the chip in
the back of Doc's neck
Copy !req
1148. was designed to protect
his brain from the AI system
Copy !req
1149. that's controlling
these tentacles,
Copy !req
1150. but if you look here...
the chip is fried.
Copy !req
1151. So rather than him being
in control of the tentacles,
Copy !req
1152. the tentacles are now
in control of him.
Copy !req
1153. Which, I guess, explains why
he is so miserable all the time.
Copy !req
1154. Thirsty?
Copy !req
1155. Well, yes, I am thirsty.
Copy !req
1156. Fresh water or salt?
Copy !req
1157. You know,
because you're an octopus.
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1158. What?
Copy !req
1159. Fresh water it is.
Copy !req
1160. Look at this place.
Copy !req
1161. - And all the possibilities.
- What, this condo?
Copy !req
1162. Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love
the whole open floor plan. No.
Copy !req
1163. No, man,
I'm talking about the world.
Copy !req
1164. I kind of like who I am here.
Copy !req
1165. And all that power back there...
Copy !req
1166. I could be so much more.
Copy !req
1167. So why'd you come along?
Copy !req
1168. I have a daughter,
and I want to see her.
Copy !req
1169. But he's not gonna
send anyone home
Copy !req
1170. till he's finished his little
science project back there.
Copy !req
1171. You trust him?
Copy !req
1172. I don't trust anyone.
Copy !req
1173. How'd you end up
like that anyway?
Copy !req
1174. Oh...
Copy !req
1175. the place where I worked at,
Copy !req
1176. they were experimenting
with electricity
Copy !req
1177. created by living organisms,
and then, uh...
Copy !req
1178. I fell into
a vat of electric eels.
Copy !req
1179. You're kidding.
I fell into a supercollider.
Copy !req
1180. Damn.
Copy !req
1181. Gotta be careful
where you fall.
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1182. Remarkable.
Copy !req
1183. The technology and you.
Copy !req
1184. When all this is over,
if you need a job
Copy !req
1185. and you're willing to commute
to another universe...
Copy !req
1186. It worked. That totally worked.
Copy !req
1187. I got it. I did it.
Uh, will you send him up?
Copy !req
1188. Here we go.
Copy !req
1189. - Sorry.
- Hold on, Doc.
Copy !req
1190. Oh, will these humiliations
never cease?
Copy !req
1191. You, keep your science fair
project away from me!
Copy !req
1192. It'll work. Have faith.
Copy !req
1193. Says the reckless fool who
turned himself into a monster.
Copy !req
1194. Please stop moving your head.
Copy !req
1195. - Hold still.
- Don't you dare.
Copy !req
1196. Ugh! I swear,
when I get out of this,
Copy !req
1197. we're gonna rip you a new...
Copy !req
1198. Doc?
Copy !req
1199. Doc?
Copy !req
1200. Doc?
Copy !req
1201. Dr. Octav...
Copy !req
1202. It's so quiet.
Copy !req
1203. Those voices inside my head...
Copy !req
1204. I'd almost forgotten.
Copy !req
1205. Otto.
Copy !req
1206. Yes. Norman.
Copy !req
1207. It's me.
Copy !req
1208. Would you look at that.
Copy !req
1209. I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.
Copy !req
1210. Yeah, you're welcome.
Copy !req
1211. How can I help?
Copy !req
1212. This is Peter. Leave a message.
Copy !req
1213. Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
Copy !req
1214. I accessed my doorbell camera.
Copy !req
1215. Who are those guys, huh?
Is that a cyborg?
Copy !req
1216. You bring a cyborg
with robot legs into my house?
Copy !req
1217. Was one of the guys made of mud?
What's going on? Call me.
Copy !req
1218. How does it feel, Norman?
Copy !req
1219. You're about
to become whole again.
Copy !req
1220. No more darker half.
Copy !req
1221. Just you.
Copy !req
1222. Just me.
Copy !req
1223. Okay, um...
Copy !req
1224. It just goes right here. This...
Copy !req
1225. That should be
drawing power now.
Copy !req
1226. I'm gonna come back
in a second to check,
Copy !req
1227. but keep an eye on the lights.
When they're all green,
Copy !req
1228. it means the electricity
in your body's dissipated.
Copy !req
1229. Well, not all
of the electricity.
Copy !req
1230. You need electricity
for your brain to function.
Copy !req
1231. Your nervous system is...
Copy !req
1232. I'm not really sure why I'm
explaining electricity to you.
Copy !req
1233. - Yeah, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
Copy !req
1234. Are these your Legos?
Copy !req
1235. Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.
Copy !req
1236. - Something feels off.
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
1237. - I don't like this.
- Leave it alone.
Copy !req
1238. The sooner you guys get through
this, the sooner we go home.
Copy !req
1239. - Well, where is he?
- Uh, he's inside.
Copy !req
1240. And yet here we are, outside.
Copy !req
1241. Did you not hear me say,
"Don't lose him?"
Copy !req
1242. I want incriminating footage
of Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1243. I called Damage Control.
They're on their way.
Copy !req
1244. And so it begins.
Copy !req
1245. place is about
to be swarming with cops.
Copy !req
1246. Peter?
Copy !req
1247. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1248. I don't know.
Copy !req
1249. May?
Copy !req
1250. What is it, Peter?
Copy !req
1251. What's happening?
Copy !req
1252. Why are you
looking at me like that?
Copy !req
1253. That's some neat trick,
that sense of yours.
Copy !req
1254. - Norman?
- Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
Copy !req
1255. - The hell?
- The Goblin.
Copy !req
1256. "No more darker half"?
Copy !req
1257. Did you really think
that I'd let that happen?
Copy !req
1258. That I'd let you take away my
power just because you're blind
Copy !req
1259. to what true power
can bring you?
Copy !req
1260. - You don't know me.
- Don't I?
Copy !req
1261. I saw how she trapped you,
fighting her holy moral mission.
Copy !req
1262. We don't need you to save us.
Copy !req
1263. We don't need to be fixed.
Copy !req
1264. These are not curses.
Copy !req
1265. They're gifts.
Copy !req
1266. - Norman, no.
- Quiet, lapdog.
Copy !req
1267. You don't know
what you're talking about.
Copy !req
1268. I've watched you from deep
behind Norman's cowardly eyes.
Copy !req
1269. Struggling to have
everything you want
Copy !req
1270. while the world tries
to make you choose.
Copy !req
1271. Gods don't have to choose.
Copy !req
1272. We take.
Copy !req
1273. May, run.
Copy !req
1274. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1275. - What have you done?
- I liked you better before.
Copy !req
1276. Up here. He's up there.
It's the guy from the bridge.
Copy !req
1277. Did you see that?
Copy !req
1278. No, you don't!
Copy !req
1279. Strong enough to have it all.
Copy !req
1280. Too weak to take it!
Copy !req
1281. Now I got you.
Copy !req
1282. I told you
there'd be consequences.
Copy !req
1283. Your weakness, Peter,
is morality.
Copy !req
1284. It's choking you.
Can't you feel it?
Copy !req
1285. It didn't work.
Copy !req
1286. Norman was right.
Copy !req
1287. He got it from you,
that pathetic sickness.
Copy !req
1288. You tried to fix me.
Copy !req
1289. - May, go.
- Now I'm gonna fix you.
Copy !req
1290. May, run, please.
Copy !req
1291. May!
Copy !req
1292. Peter, Peter, Peter.
Copy !req
1293. No good deed goes unpunished.
Copy !req
1294. You can thank me later.
Copy !req
1295. No!
Copy !req
1296. - May?
- Peter.
Copy !req
1297. May, May, I'm here.
Copy !req
1298. Oh!
Copy !req
1299. - May.
- Oh!
Copy !req
1300. May, I'm here.
Copy !req
1301. - Are you okay?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Copy !req
1302. What happened?
Copy !req
1303. Okay... Oh!
Copy !req
1304. It's okay. We're okay, right?
Copy !req
1305. Yeah. Knocked on my ass.
Copy !req
1306. - Yeah, me too.
- That's all.
Copy !req
1307. I think I broke my ribs.
Copy !req
1308. - This is all my fault, May.
- No.
Copy !req
1309. I should have let Strange
send them back.
Copy !req
1310. You did the right thing.
Copy !req
1311. They would have been killed.
Copy !req
1312. You did the right thing.
Copy !req
1313. It's not my responsibility, May.
Copy !req
1314. Oh. What Norman said?
Copy !req
1315. My moral mission? No.
Copy !req
1316. - No, May...
- Peter, you listen to me.
Copy !req
1317. You have a gift.
Copy !req
1318. You have power.
Copy !req
1319. And with great power,
Copy !req
1320. there must also come
great responsibility, mm?
Copy !req
1321. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1322. Let's get the... out of here.
Copy !req
1323. Okay, let's go.
Copy !req
1324. Let me just catch my...
Copy !req
1325. - What happened? Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
Copy !req
1326. Yeah, you're okay.
What happened?
Copy !req
1327. Just have to...
Copy !req
1328. - catch my breath.
- Okay, well, catch your breath.
Copy !req
1329. I'm right here.
We're gonna take our time.
Copy !req
1330. You catch your breath.
Copy !req
1331. Then we'll take you
to a doctor, okay?
Copy !req
1332. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1333. Somebody help! I need
an ambulance, please! Somebody?
Copy !req
1334. - What happened?
- Nothing happened.
Copy !req
1335. You're okay, you're okay.
Copy !req
1336. Let me just...
Let me catch my breath.
Copy !req
1337. I'm right here. I'm right here.
Copy !req
1338. I'm right here.
Copy !req
1339. You're okay.
Copy !req
1340. It's just me and you.
Copy !req
1341. May?
Copy !req
1342. May?
Copy !req
1343. Will you look at me,
May, please?
Copy !req
1344. May.
Copy !req
1345. May.
Copy !req
1346. What are you doing, May?
Copy !req
1347. Please, will you just wake up
and talk to me? Please?
Copy !req
1348. Get out of the car now! Move!
Copy !req
1349. Get off, get off, get off me.
Copy !req
1350. - Peter! Run!
- It's just me and you, okay?
Copy !req
1351. It's just me and you, okay?
Copy !req
1352. Oh, May, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1353. I'm so, so, so sorry.
I love you.
Copy !req
1354. All right, Parker!
Come out with your hands up!
Copy !req
1355. Come out right
now, or we will open fire!
Copy !req
1356. Run!
Copy !req
1357. All right, let's go.
Let's go! Move in!
Copy !req
1358. Tragedy.
Copy !req
1359. What else can I call it?
Copy !req
1360. What more need be said?
Copy !req
1361. The damage, the destruction.
Copy !req
1362. You saw it with your own eyes.
Copy !req
1363. When will people wake up
and realize
Copy !req
1364. that everywhere
Spider-Man goes,
Copy !req
1365. chaos and calamity ensue?
Copy !req
1366. Everything Spider-Man touches
comes to ruin.
Copy !req
1367. And we, the innocents,
Copy !req
1368. are left to pick up the pieces.
Copy !req
1369. J. Jonah Jameson reporting.
Copy !req
1370. Good night,
and God help us all.
Copy !req
1371. We are told that multiple
people have been injured,
Copy !req
1372. and we can confirm at least
one person has been killed...
Copy !req
1373. Still nothing?
Copy !req
1374. No.
Copy !req
1375. I'm gonna press it.
Copy !req
1376. - What? No, he...
- I know he told me to wait...
Copy !req
1377. - but I'm gonna do it.
- I just wish...
Copy !req
1378. I just wish we could see him.
Copy !req
1379. - Ned?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1380. - Do that again.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1381. I just wish we could see him.
Copy !req
1382. Oh. Okay.
Copy !req
1383. I just wish we could see Peter.
Copy !req
1384. Whoa.
Copy !req
1385. Lola, you're right. I am magic.
Copy !req
1386. Is that him?
Copy !req
1387. - Yeah, yeah, it has to be.
- Peter. Peter!
Copy !req
1388. - Hey, Peter!
- Peter!
Copy !req
1389. Yeah.
Copy !req
1390. Whoa!
Copy !req
1391. Hi. Hi.
Copy !req
1392. No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay. I'm a nice guy.
Copy !req
1393. Okay.
Copy !req
1394. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1395. - That's not possible.
- I am Spider-Man, in my world.
Copy !req
1396. But then yesterday, I was...
Copy !req
1397. I was just here.
Copy !req
1398. Wow.
Copy !req
1399. String theory,
multi-dimensional reality...
Copy !req
1400. and matter displacement.
Copy !req
1401. - All real?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1402. I knew it.
Copy !req
1403. This has to be
because of the spell.
Copy !req
1404. The spell? Like magic spell?
Copy !req
1405. - There's no spell. No.
- No spell.
Copy !req
1406. - Magic's real here too?
- I mean...
Copy !req
1407. - Shut up, Ned.
- No, it's not real.
Copy !req
1408. - Shut up. Stop talking.
- There's magicians, but no...
Copy !req
1409. Stop. Stop.
Copy !req
1410. - Prove it.
- Prove what?
Copy !req
1411. - That you're Peter Parker.
- I don't carry
Copy !req
1412. an ID with me, you know?
Copy !req
1413. Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.
Copy !req
1414. - Why'd you do that?
- To see if you have the tingle.
Copy !req
1415. I have the tingle thing,
just not for bread.
Copy !req
1416. Can you not
throw the bread again?
Copy !req
1417. You're a deeply
mistrusting person...
Copy !req
1418. and I respect it.
Copy !req
1419. Crawl around.
Copy !req
1420. - Crawl around?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1421. - No.
- Yes, crawl around.
Copy !req
1422. - Why do I need to?
- This is not enough.
Copy !req
1423. - This is plenty.
- No, it's not.
Copy !req
1424. - Yes, it is. It is.
- No, it's not. Nuh-uh.
Copy !req
1425. - How do I stick to the ceiling?
- Do it.
Copy !req
1426. Ned.
Copy !req
1427. My lola's asking
if you could just
Copy !req
1428. get the cobweb there.
Copy !req
1429. - Since you're, like, up there.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1430. Thank you.
Copy !req
1431. We goo...?
Copy !req
1432. - We good?
- For now.
Copy !req
1433. So I opened the wrong portal
to the wrong Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1434. I guess you keep doing it
until we find the real one.
Copy !req
1435. - Ouch.
- No offense.
Copy !req
1436. - Okay.
- Okay. You got it.
Copy !req
1437. Find Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1438. - What's the thing on his hand?
- Shh.
Copy !req
1439. Find Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1440. Find Peter Parker!
Copy !req
1441. Great, it's just
some random guy.
Copy !req
1442. Hello.
Copy !req
1443. Um, I hope it's okay,
Copy !req
1444. I just came through this, uh...
Copy !req
1445. Oh. It just closed.
Copy !req
1446. You're Peter?
Copy !req
1447. Yeah. Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1448. I... I've seen you two...
Copy !req
1449. Hi. Heh.
Copy !req
1450. Wait. He's...
He's not your friend.
Copy !req
1451. Huh.
Copy !req
1452. Wait. So you're Spider-Man too?
Why didn't you just say that?
Copy !req
1453. I generally don't
go around advertising it.
Copy !req
1454. Kind of defeats the whole
anonymous superhero thing.
Copy !req
1455. - I said that.
- That's what he just said.
Copy !req
1456. My lola's asking if you could
clean up the webs you just shot.
Copy !req
1457. - Oh, sorry, Lola.
- Yes, of course.
Copy !req
1458. - I'm going to bed.
- Night, Lola.
Copy !req
1459. Good night, Ned's lola.
Copy !req
1460. Uh,
this might seem kind of weird,
Copy !req
1461. but I've been trying
to find your friend
Copy !req
1462. ever since I got here.
Copy !req
1463. I just have this sense that...
Copy !req
1464. That he needs my help.
Copy !req
1465. Our help.
Copy !req
1466. He does.
Copy !req
1467. We don't know where he is.
Copy !req
1468. And, um, honestly, right now
we're all he really has left.
Copy !req
1469. Well, uh, is there someplace
that he might go
Copy !req
1470. that has meaning to him?
Copy !req
1471. Like a place
where he would go to just...?
Copy !req
1472. Get away from everything?
Copy !req
1473. For me, it was the top
of the Chrysler Building.
Copy !req
1474. Empire State.
Copy !req
1475. - It's a better view.
- That is a sweet view.
Copy !req
1476. Yes.
Copy !req
1477. Yeah. I... I think I know
exactly where that would be.
Copy !req
1478. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1479. Peter, there's...
Copy !req
1480. There's some people here.
Copy !req
1481. - What?
- Um...
Copy !req
1482. Hey, wait, wait! Whoa!
Copy !req
1483. What...?
Copy !req
1484. Sorry...
Copy !req
1485. about May.
Copy !req
1486. Yeah. Sorry.
Copy !req
1487. I got some understanding
of what it is you're...
Copy !req
1488. No, please don't tell me that
you know what I'm going through.
Copy !req
1489. - Okay.
- She's gone.
Copy !req
1490. And it's all my fault.
Copy !req
1491. She died for nothing.
Copy !req
1492. So I'm gonna do what I should
have done in the first place.
Copy !req
1493. - Peter...
- Please don't.
Copy !req
1494. You don't belong here.
Copy !req
1495. Either of you.
Copy !req
1496. So I'm sending you home.
Copy !req
1497. Those other guys
are from your worlds, right?
Copy !req
1498. So you deal with it.
Copy !req
1499. If they die, if you kill them...
Copy !req
1500. that's on you.
Copy !req
1501. It's not my problem.
Copy !req
1502. I don't care anymore.
Copy !req
1503. I'm done.
Copy !req
1504. I'm really sorry
that I dragged you into this.
Copy !req
1505. But you have to go home now.
Copy !req
1506. Good luck.
Copy !req
1507. My Uncle Ben was killed.
Copy !req
1508. It was my fault.
Copy !req
1509. I lost...
Copy !req
1510. I lost Gwen, my, um...
Copy !req
1511. She was my MJ.
Copy !req
1512. I couldn't save her.
Copy !req
1513. I'm never gonna be able
to forgive myself for that.
Copy !req
1514. But I carried on,
tried to, um...
Copy !req
1515. Tried to keep going,
tried to keep being the, uh...
Copy !req
1516. The friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man
Copy !req
1517. 'cause I know that's what
she would've wanted.
Copy !req
1518. But at some point, I just...
I stopped pulling my punches.
Copy !req
1519. I got rageful.
Copy !req
1520. I got bitter.
Copy !req
1521. I just don't want you
Copy !req
1522. to end up like... Like me.
Copy !req
1523. The night Ben died...
Copy !req
1524. I hunted down the man
who I thought did it.
Copy !req
1525. I wanted him dead.
Copy !req
1526. I got what I wanted.
Copy !req
1527. It didn't make it better.
Copy !req
1528. It took me a long time...
Copy !req
1529. to learn to get through
that darkness.
Copy !req
1530. I wanna kill him.
Copy !req
1531. I wanna tear him apart.
Copy !req
1532. I can still hear
her voice in my head.
Copy !req
1533. Even after she was hurt,
Copy !req
1534. she said to me
that we did the right thing.
Copy !req
1535. She told me
that with great power...
Copy !req
1536. Comes great responsibility.
Copy !req
1537. Wait, what?
How do you know that?
Copy !req
1538. Uncle Ben said it.
Copy !req
1539. The day he died.
Copy !req
1540. Maybe she didn't die
for nothing, Peter.
Copy !req
1541. Okay, so, uh, Connors,
Marko, Dillon and, um...
Copy !req
1542. I think that I can repair the
devices for Dillon and Marko,
Copy !req
1543. but the others...
Copy !req
1544. Oh, I got Connors. I've cured
him once, so no big deal.
Copy !req
1545. - What? It's no big deal.
- Great.
Copy !req
1546. Yeah, that's great.
Copy !req
1547. I think I can make
an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn.
Copy !req
1548. Been thinking about it
a long time.
Copy !req
1549. Gotta cure all of them. Right?
Copy !req
1550. Right.
Copy !req
1551. That's what we do.
Copy !req
1552. What?
Copy !req
1553. Just three yous.
Copy !req
1554. Um...
Copy !req
1555. So do you have
a best friend too?
Copy !req
1556. I did.
Copy !req
1557. You did?
Copy !req
1558. He died in my arms...
Copy !req
1559. after he tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1560. It was heartbreaking.
Copy !req
1561. Dude.
Copy !req
1562. - Hey.
- Will you run a diagnostic?
Copy !req
1563. Yeah.
Copy !req
1564. Hey, you okay?
Copy !req
1565. Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Copy !req
1566. Mm-hm.
Copy !req
1567. You don't deserve this.
Copy !req
1568. - I've ruined your life.
- No. No, no, no.
Copy !req
1569. Look at me. I'm here.
Copy !req
1570. Not going anywhere.
Copy !req
1571. We're gonna get through this.
Copy !req
1572. And we're gonna get
through it together.
Copy !req
1573. Okay?
Copy !req
1574. Okay.
Copy !req
1575. Thank you.
Copy !req
1576. You have someone?
Copy !req
1577. No.
Copy !req
1578. Ah, I got no time for
Peter Parker stuff, you know?
Copy !req
1579. Hm.
Copy !req
1580. - Do you?
- Uh...
Copy !req
1581. - that's a little complicated.
- Oh, I understand.
Copy !req
1582. I guess it's just not
in the cards for guys like us.
Copy !req
1583. Well, I wouldn't give up.
Copy !req
1584. Took a while
but we made it work.
Copy !req
1585. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1586. Me and...
Copy !req
1587. MJ.
Copy !req
1588. My MJ. Uh...
Copy !req
1589. It gets confusing here.
Copy !req
1590. Yeah.
Copy !req
1591. - Peter!
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1592. - Oh, sorry, did you mean...?
- "Peter" Peter.
Copy !req
1593. - We're all called Peter.
- We're all Peter.
Copy !req
1594. - Peter Parker?
- Again, we're all Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1595. - The computer.
- Oh!
Copy !req
1596. - Oh, I'm ready.
- Yeah. Me too.
Copy !req
1597. Okay, so now, all we gotta do
Copy !req
1598. is lure these guys
someplace, right?
Copy !req
1599. Try to cure them
while they try to kill us,
Copy !req
1600. and then send them home.
Copy !req
1601. - Using a magic box.
- Well, that's the plan.
Copy !req
1602. Are you gonna go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor,
Copy !req
1603. or do you got your suit?
Copy !req
1604. - Good.
- Here's your web cartridges.
Copy !req
1605. - Oh, thanks, man.
- What's that for?
Copy !req
1606. Uh, it's my web fluid.
It's for my web shooters. Why?
Copy !req
1607. Whoa!
Copy !req
1608. That came out of you.
Copy !req
1609. Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
Copy !req
1610. - No.
- How on earth does that...?
Copy !req
1611. We're getting sidetracked. This
is where we'll do this, okay?
Copy !req
1612. It's isolated,
so no one should get hurt.
Copy !req
1613. We draw them there with the box.
It's the thing they want.
Copy !req
1614. All we have to do
is figure out how to get there.
Copy !req
1615. - We could portal there.
- What?
Copy !req
1616. - I'm magic now.
- Yeah, he's right. He can.
Copy !req
1617. - Yeah, we saw.
- Yeah, he is.
Copy !req
1618. - Wait, really?
- I got Doctor Strange magic.
Copy !req
1619. - No way.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1620. I promise,
I won't turn into a supervillain
Copy !req
1621. and try to kill you.
Copy !req
1622. Okay.
Copy !req
1623. Thank you.
Copy !req
1624. Um, all right,
here goes nothing.
Copy !req
1625. What's that thing
you always say?
Copy !req
1626. - Expect disappointment and...
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1627. We're gonna kick some ass.
Copy !req
1628. Okay.
Copy !req
1629. Cure. Cure some ass.
Copy !req
1630. Cure that ass.
Copy !req
1631. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1632. the Bugle tip line
has just received a call
Copy !req
1633. from none other than the
fugitive known as Spider-Man,
Copy !req
1634. fresh from his rampage
in Queens.
Copy !req
1635. So, Peter Parker,
Copy !req
1636. what pernicious propaganda
are you peddling?
Copy !req
1637. - Just the truth.
- Oh, sure.
Copy !req
1638. The truth is...
Copy !req
1639. that this is all my fault.
Copy !req
1640. I accidentally brought
those dangerous people here.
Copy !req
1641. Well, he admits it.
Copy !req
1642. And if those people
are watching...
Copy !req
1643. just know that I really did
try to help you.
Copy !req
1644. I mean,
I could have killed you...
Copy !req
1645. at any given moment,
but I didn't.
Copy !req
1646. My Aunt May taught me
Copy !req
1647. that everyone deserves
a second chance.
Copy !req
1648. That's why I'm here.
Copy !req
1649. And where is "here," exactly?
Copy !req
1650. A place that represents
second chances.
Copy !req
1651. The Statue of Liberty?
Good God, folks.
Copy !req
1652. He's about to destroy
another national landmark.
Copy !req
1653. World, if you're watching...
Copy !req
1654. Believe me,
the world is watching.
Copy !req
1655. wish me luck.
Copy !req
1656. Your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man could use some.
Copy !req
1657. Okay, guys,
it could be any minute now.
Copy !req
1658. Yep, almost done.
Copy !req
1659. You know, Max was like
the sweetest guy ever
Copy !req
1660. before he fell into...
a pool of electric eels.
Copy !req
1661. That'll do it.
Copy !req
1662. Mm. Oh, there it goes.
Copy !req
1663. Heh, you okay?
Copy !req
1664. Oh, it's my back.
Copy !req
1665. It's kind of stiff
from all the swinging, I guess.
Copy !req
1666. Yeah. No, I got
a middle back thing too.
Copy !req
1667. - Really?
- Yeah. You want me to crack it?
Copy !req
1668. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1669. - Yeah, that'd be great.
- All right.
Copy !req
1670. - You ready?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1671. Yep. That's good.
Copy !req
1672. - How is it?
- Wow.
Copy !req
1673. - That's good. That's better.
- Right? Yeah.
Copy !req
1674. Wow.
Copy !req
1675. This is so cool.
I always wanted brothers.
Copy !req
1676. So you, like, make your own
web fluid in your body?
Copy !req
1677. I'd rather not talk about this.
Copy !req
1678. - I don't mean to...
- But are you teasing me?
Copy !req
1679. No, no.
He's not teasing you.
Copy !req
1680. It's just that we can't do that,
Copy !req
1681. so we're curious as to how your
web situation works, that's all.
Copy !req
1682. If it's personal, I don't wanna
pry, but I think it's cool.
Copy !req
1683. I... I wish I could tell you,
but it's, like, I don't do it.
Copy !req
1684. Like I don't...
Like I don't do breathing.
Copy !req
1685. - Like, breathing just happens.
- Whoa.
Copy !req
1686. Does it just come out
of your wrists,
Copy !req
1687. or does it come out
of anywhere else?
Copy !req
1688. Only... Only the wrists.
Copy !req
1689. Never had a block?
I run out of webs all the time.
Copy !req
1690. - I have to make my own in a lab.
- Right. That's...
Copy !req
1691. It's a hassle compared
to what you got.
Copy !req
1692. Sounds like a hassle.
But I did.
Copy !req
1693. You said that, I was like,
Copy !req
1694. - "Oh, I had a web block."
- Whoa. Why?
Copy !req
1695. Existential crisis stuff.
Copy !req
1696. Yeah.
Don't get me started on that.
Copy !req
1697. Hey. What are, like,
some of the craziest villains
Copy !req
1698. - that you guys have fought?
- Seems you've met some of them.
Copy !req
1699. Heh-heh, that's a good question.
Copy !req
1700. Yeah, I fought an alien
made out of black goo once.
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1701. Oh, no way.
I fought an alien too.
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1702. - On Earth and in space.
- Oh.
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1703. - He was purple.
- I wanna fight an alien.
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1704. I'm still, like, that you fought
an alien in space.
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1705. I'm lame compared...
I fought a Russian guy
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1706. in a rhinoceros machine.
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1707. Can we rewind it back
to the "I'm lame" part?
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1708. - 'Cause you are not.
- Thanks. I appreciate that.
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1709. - I'm not saying I am...
- But it's just the self-talk.
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1710. - Maybe we should...
- Listen, I...
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1711. 'Cause you're amazing.
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1712. Just to take it in for a minute.
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1713. - Yeah, I can take it in.
- You... You are amazing.
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1714. - I can. Thank you.
- You are amazing.
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1715. - Will you say it?
- I needed to hear that.
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1716. Thank you.
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1717. All right, guys, focus up.
You feel that?
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1718. Yeah.
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1719. What's up, Peter?
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1720. How you like the new-new?
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1721. Look, you give it to me,
I'm gonna destroy it.
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1722. But I'll let you live.
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1723. Don't make me a murderer, Peter.
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1724. Okay, guys, here he comes.
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1725. Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho!
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1726. All right, MJ, heads up!
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1727. Got it! Close it.
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1728. Uh, Ned, it's not closing.
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1729. Yeah, I know.
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1730. - Why isn't it closing?
- I don't know.
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1731. - Did you close it before? No?
- I mean, I've opened some.
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1732. Max, Max, Max.
Can we talk for a second?
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1733. - Just you and me, just talk?
- Look who showed up.
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1734. - My old friend Spider-Man.
- I'm trying to save you.
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1735. - That's all I've ever wanted.
- You're not trying to save me.
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1736. - I am.
- You ain't even the shit no more.
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1737. - Oh...
- Don't worry about me.
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1738. I'll save myself.
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1739. - Burn up!
- Aah! Whoa!
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1740. Well, I got his attention.
Now what?
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1741. Okay, great.
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1742. Just FYI, lizard guy's here too.
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1743. Guys, comm check. Hello?
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1744. I need Max's cure.
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1745. Yeah. I'm on it.
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1746. I need the Lizard cure.
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1747. Uh, okay, okay.
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1748. Where's the box, Peter?
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1749. - Flint, we could help everyone.
- I don't care!
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1750. Sorry!
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1751. Gross!
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1752. Sad to tell you, Sandman,
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1753. nobody's going home.
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1754. What the hell
is going on out there?
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1755. I keep yelling at you, Peter 2!
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1756. - But I thought you were Peter 2.
- What? I'm not Peter 2.
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1757. Stop arguing, both of you!
Listen to Peter 1.
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1758. We're clearly
not very good at this.
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1759. I know, I know. We suck.
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1760. I don't know
how to work as a team.
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1761. - Me neither.
- I do. I've been in a team, okay?
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1762. I don't wanna brag, but I will.
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1763. I was in the Avengers.
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1764. - The Avengers?
- Yeah.
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1765. - That's great.
- Thank you.
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1766. What is that?
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1767. - You don't have the Avengers?
- Is that a band?
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1768. - Are you in a band?
- No, I'm not in a band.
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1769. The Avengers is
Earth's mightiest...
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1770. - How's this helping?
- It's not important.
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1771. All we gotta do is focus,
trust your tingle
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1772. and coordinate our attacks.
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1773. Yes. Okay.
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1774. - Let's pick one target.
- Right.
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1775. We take them off the board
one at a time.
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1776. - You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2.
- Peter 2.
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1777. - Peter 3.
- Peter 3.
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1778. - Let's do this. Ready?
- Wait, wait, wait!
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1779. I love you guys.
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1780. Thank you.
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1781. - All right, let's do this.
- Let's go.
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1782. Yes!
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1783. Okay, Spider-Mans.
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1784. Sandman's first.
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1785. I'm gonna lead him
inside the statue.
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1786. I'll meet you at the top.
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1787. - Come on!
- Hey!
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1788. - Hey, Dr. Connors.
- Hello, Peter.
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1789. - Peter 1!
- I got it!
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1790. Flint, we're trying to help you!
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1791. Guys, I'm at the top.
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1792. I need the cure!
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1793. I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
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1794. Just wait your turn, doc!
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1795. I'll be right back.
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1796. It's okay, Flint.
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1797. We're gonna get you home.
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1798. You just stay right here.
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1799. How do we stop him?
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1800. I've never seen him
this powerful.
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1801. It's the arc reactor.
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1802. We gotta get it off him.
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1803. You're not gonna
take this from me.
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1804. That's not gonna work.
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1805. We gotta do this up close.
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1806. Peter 2, go right.
Peter 3, go left.
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1807. On me. Unh!
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1808. Yeah!
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1809. I'm trying to close it.
I can't help that it's not working.
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1810. It's fine. You'll do it again.
We'll keep trying.
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1811. - All right, we got this.
- Focus and close the portal.
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1812. Close it.
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1813. Oh, no. No, no, no.
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1814. And that is a lizard,
and we should go!
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1815. Run!
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1816. Come on! Come on, this way.
Quick, quick, quick!
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1817. Connors, stop!
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1818. Yeah.
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1819. Leave them. They're mine.
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1820. I don't need your help.
I got it just fine.
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1821. Dr. Octavius, no.
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1822. What are you doing?
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1823. Get it off of me.
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1824. There you go.
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1825. MJ!
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1826. Whoa.
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1827. - We gotta hide this thing.
- Oh, right.
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1828. - Nice, Ned!
- Oh, yeah!
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1829. Oh.
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1830. Where is he?
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1831. - No!
- Wait, wait, wait.
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1832. Before you do anything, Mister...
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1833. Doctor Strange, sir,
Peter's plan is working.
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1834. - What plan?
- He's curing them.
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1835. Dr. Connors?
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1836. Welcome back, sir.
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1837. Well, I'll be damned.
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1838. Did you just open a portal?
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1839. Yes... Yes, sir, I did.
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1840. Hmm.
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1841. Max?
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1842. - Don't worry. I'm all tapped out.
- Are you sure about that?
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1843. Back to being a nobody.
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1844. - You were never a nobody, Max.
- Yes, I was. Yes, I was.
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1845. You didn't see me.
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1846. Can I tell you something,
though?
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1847. Yeah.
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1848. You got a nice face.
You're just a kid.
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1849. - Ehh...
- You're from Queens.
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1850. You got that suit.
You help a lot of poor people.
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1851. I just thought
you was gonna be Black.
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1852. - Oh, man, I'm sorry.
- Oh, don't apologize.
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1853. There's gotta be a Black
Spider-Man somewhere out there.
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1854. Goddamn eels.
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1855. The power of the sun.
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1856. In the palm of your hand.
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1857. Peter?
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1858. Otto.
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1859. Oh, it's good to see you,
dear boy.
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1860. It's good to see you.
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1861. You're all grown up.
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1862. How are you?
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1863. Trying to do better.
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1864. - Strange, wait, we're so close.
- Skip it!
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1865. I've been dangling over
the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.
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1866. I know, I know, I know.
I, uh... Um... Uh...
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1867. I'm sorry about that, sir.
I mean...
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1868. - You went to the Grand Canyon?
- He could have used your help.
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1869. It's okay.
Uh, these are my new friends.
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1870. This is Peter Parker, Peter
Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man.
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1871. They're mes
from other universes.
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1872. - No, no, no.
- They're here to help.
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1873. He's the wizard
I told you about.
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1874. Look, I am really impressed
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1875. that you've managed to give them
all a second chance, kid.
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1876. But this has to end. Now.
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1877. Can the Spider-Man
come out to play?
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1878. Strange, no!
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1879. Are you okay?
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1880. Yeah.
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1881. I'm okay.
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1882. Are you okay?
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1883. Whoa!
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1884. Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.
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1885. Ned?
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1886. - Ned!
- Hey!
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1887. - MJ!
- Peter?
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1888. - Ned!
- Peter!
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1889. Hey!
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1890. - Are you okay?
- We're okay!
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1891. Poor Peter.
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1892. Too weak to send me home to die.
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1893. No.
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1894. I just wanna kill you myself.
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1895. Attaboy.
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1896. She was there because of you.
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1897. I may have struck the blow,
but you...
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1898. Ha-ha, you are the one
that killed her.
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1899. Peter.
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1900. What have I done?
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1901. - It's you.
- You okay?
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1902. Uh, yeah, I'm good.
I've been stabbed before.
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1903. - Oh, good, good, good.
- Hey.
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1904. - Oh, man.
- Hey, nice catch.
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1905. Nice throw.
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1906. What? Is that happening,
or am I dying?
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1907. Yeah, that's happening.
That's real.
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1908. Are there people in the sky?
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1909. - I gotta go.
- Yeah. I got it. You okay?
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1910. What's happening?
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1911. They're coming through.
I can't stop them.
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1912. There's gotta be
something we could do.
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1913. Can't you just
cast the spell again?
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1914. The original way,
before I screwed it up.
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1915. We're too late for that.
They're here.
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1916. They're here because of you.
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1917. What if everyone
forgot who I was?
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1918. What?
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1919. They're coming
because of me, right?
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1920. Because I'm Peter Parker?
So cast a new spell.
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1921. But this time, make everyone
forget who Peter Parker is.
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1922. Make everyone forget...
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1923. - me.
- No.
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1924. - But it would work, right?
- Yeah, it would work.
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1925. But you gotta understand,
that would mean that everyone
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1926. who knows and loves you, we...
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1927. We'd have no memory of you.
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1928. It would be as though
you never existed.
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1929. I know.
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1930. Do it.
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1931. You better go and say your
goodbyes. You don't have long.
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1932. - Thank you, sir.
- Call me Stephen.
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1933. Thank you, Stephen.
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1934. Yeah. Still feels weird.
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1935. I'll see you around.
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1936. So long, kid.
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1937. Hey. Uh, I think this is it.
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1938. - I think you're about to go home.
- Okay.
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1939. - All right.
- Um, look, I, uh...
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1940. Thank you.
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1941. I just wanna... I want you to...
I wanna tell you that...
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1942. I don't know how to say this.
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1943. - Peter.
- I want you to know that I...
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1944. You know. It's what we do.
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1945. Yeah, it's what we do. Um...
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1946. Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ.
I, uh...
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1947. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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1948. - I guess I'll see you.
- See you.
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1949. Bye.
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1950. - Oh...
- You're in so much pain, huh?
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1951. - I am.
- Yeah.
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1952. Oh, you're okay. Oh!
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1953. Yeah, you did.
So proud of you.
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1954. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, we're okay.
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1955. - Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
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1956. - You sure?
- I'm fine, I promise.
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1957. - Okay, okay.
- I promise.
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1958. Good.
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1959. Um, we should go, right?
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1960. Yeah. You're gonna forget
who I am.
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1961. - What?
- Forget who you are?
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1962. What are you talking about?
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1963. It's okay.
I'm gonna come and find you,
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1964. and I'll explain everything.
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1965. I'll make you remember me.
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1966. And it'll be like none of this
ever happened. Okay?
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1967. But what if that doesn't work?
What if that doesn't work?
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1968. What if we can't remember you?
I don't wanna do that.
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1969. - I don't wanna do that.
- I know. MJ, I know.
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1970. There's not something we can do?
We can't come up with a plan?
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1971. There's always
something we can do.
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1972. There's nothing we can do.
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1973. But it'll be okay.
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1974. You promise?
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1975. Yeah, I promise.
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1976. I'll come find you, okay?
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1977. I know you will.
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1978. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1979. You better.
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1980. If you don't,
I'll just figure it out.
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1981. I've done it before,
I can do it again.
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1982. I promise I'll fix this.
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1983. I really hate magic.
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1984. Yeah. Me too.
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1985. I love you.
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1986. - I love...
- Just wait.
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1987. Wait and tell me
when you see me again.
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1988. Sure.
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1989. I love you.
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1990. It's been a few
weeks since the fiasco
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1991. on the Statue of Liberty,
and Spider-Man's cultists
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1992. continue to contend that
the vile vigilante is a hero.
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1993. Well, if he were a hero,
he'd unmask himself
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1994. and tell us who he really is,
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1995. because only a coward
conceals his identity.
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1996. Only a coward hides
his true intentions.
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1997. Rest assured,
ladies and gentlemen,
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1998. this reporter will uncover
those intentions
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1999. come hell or high water.
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2000. Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
You don't know me, but I, uh...
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2001. Hi, my name is Peter Parker,
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2002. and you don't know me, but you...
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2003. Okay, come on.
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2004. - No way.
- Hard to believe, isn't it?
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2005. Hey.
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2006. One sec. Can I help you?
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2007. Hi. Um, my name
is Peter Parker, and I...
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2008. would like a coffee, please.
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2009. Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.
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2010. Doughnut for
my fellow Engineer.
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2011. Oh! Wait, what?
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2012. MIT, they're the Engineers.
The mascot.
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2013. Oh, right, right, right.
I should probably know that.
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2014. Look at you
with the school spirit.
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2015. Tell anybody, I will deny it.
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2016. Oh, okay.
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2017. Peter Parker? Peter Parker.
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2018. Your coffee.
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2019. - Right. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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2020. Um...
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2021. Are you excited for MIT?
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2022. Oh, uh, right. Yeah.
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2023. Uh, yeah. Actually,
I am excited, which is weird,
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2024. 'cause I don't really
get excited about things.
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2025. I kind of expect disappointment.
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2026. 'Cause then you'll never
actually be disappointed.
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2027. Right?
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2028. Uh...
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2029. yeah. Right.
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2030. I don't know, it kind of
feels different
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2031. this time for some reason.
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2032. Right. Um...
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2033. What I was...
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2034. You okay?
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2035. It doesn't really hurt anymore.
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2036. Is there anything else?
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2037. No.
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2038. Thank you.
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2039. No problem.
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2040. I'll, uh, see you around.
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2041. How'd you know her?
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2042. Through Spider-Man.
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2043. You?
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2044. Same.
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2045. I lost a good friend
a while back.
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2046. Felt like this.
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2047. It hurts 'cause they're gone
and then it hurts all over again
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2048. because you remember
what they stood for
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2049. and you wonder,
"Is all that gone too?"
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2050. No, it's not gone.
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2051. Everyone that she helped...
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2052. they'll keep it going.
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2053. You really think so?
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2054. I know it.
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2055. - Take care of yourself, okay?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
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2056. Rent is due on the
first of the month. Don't be late.
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2057. Four-three-Edward,
do you need an EMS assist?
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2058. Negative, Central.
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2059. We're gonna need a car tow.
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2060. Okay.
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2061. Okay, I think I got this.
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2062. You're saying that
this whole place here,
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2063. it's just tons of...
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2064. superpeople.
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2065. And he has been
saying it for hours.
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2066. All right, tell me again.
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.
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2067. There was a billionaire,
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2068. he had a tin suit
and he could fly, right?
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2069. Okay, and there was
a really angry green man.
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2070. - Hulk.
- Hulk.
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2071. And you thought Lethal
Protector was a shit name.
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2072. Yeah, because it is.
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2073. Now tell me again
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2074. about your purple alien
that loves stones.
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2075. 'Cause I'll tell you what, man,
aliens do not love stones.
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2076. - Eddie, don't start.
- They don't.
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2077. Know what aliens love?
Eating brains.
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2078. Because that's what they do.
All right?
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2079. Señor, he made
my family disappear.
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2080. For five years.
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2081. Five years?
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2082. That's a long time.
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2083. Maybe I...
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2084. Maybe I should go to New York
and speak to this...
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2085. Spider-Man.
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2086. Eddie, we are drunk.
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2087. Let's go skinny-dip!
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2088. I don't think
we should skinny-dip.
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2089. You have to pay the bill.
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2090. What is happening? No!
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2091. No, we just got here!
No, not again!
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2092. And there he goes.
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2093. Without paying the bill,
no tips, nothing.
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2094. Don't cast that spell.
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2095. - It's too dangerous.
- Why?
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2096. We tampered with
the stability of space-time.
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2097. The multiverse is a concept
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2098. about which we know
frighteningly little.
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2099. Your desecration of reality...
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2100. will not go unpunished.
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2101. It was the only way.
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2102. But I never meant
for any of this to happen.
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2103. Wanda.
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2104. Well, I knew sooner or later
you'd show up.
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2105. I made mistakes,
and people were hurt.
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2106. I'm not here to talk
about Westview.
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2107. Then what are you here for?
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2108. We need your help.
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2109. With what?
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2110. What do you know
about the multiverse?
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2111. I'm sorry, Stephen.
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2112. I hope you understand...
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2113. the greatest threat...
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2114. to our universe...
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2115. is you.
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2116. Things just got out of hand.
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2117. Please tell your friends about this:
https://www.youtube.com/c/thelegender
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2118. Provided by explosiveskull
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