1. We come to you
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An anonymous source provided this video.
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moments before his death.
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5. I managed to send the Elemental
back through the rift,
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I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive.
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Stark technology.
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gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.
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10. Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
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12. Do it. Execute them all.
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was released earlier today
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TheDailyBugle.net.
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15. There you have it, folks:
Conclusive proof
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for the brutal murder of Mysterio,
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17. an interdimensional warrior
who gave his life to protect our planet
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18. and who will, no doubt, go down in history
as the greatest superhero of all time.
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19. But that's not all, folks.
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20. Here's the real blockbuster.
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21. Brace yourselves.
You might wanna sit down.
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Spider-Man's real name is...
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- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
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- The vile vigilante villain Spider-Man.
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30. - Yo, it's him.
- Whoa, whoa.
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- You're just a kid?
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- I didn't...
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- Come on.
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37. All this time, people looked up
to this boy and called him a hero.
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public enemy number one!
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I never wanted to do this ever again!
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with your hand in my...
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- No!
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46. - Dude.
- Dude.
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47. - Dude!
- Dude!
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49. - Dude!
- Dude!
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Are you okay?
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51. - No, not really. Uh...
- Yo, Peter!
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- You should just swing me.
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- Okay.
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58. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't realize you were miserable.
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That's why they call it a fling.
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65. - And we flung.
- It was fun. I could've been more fun.
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- Like, when do you think?
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- No, no, no.
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- He's always coming and going.
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- Oh! Oh, no.
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- Oh, no.
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- Peter?
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- I didn't see anything.
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- Practice safe...
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- So nice to meet you.
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- We broke up.
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- Hey, Spider-Man!
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80. I thought you were in love, May.
Can we talk about this in the kitchen?
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81. I should probably leave.
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such a handsome couple.
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83. It's really about boundaries.
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84. - Let me answer the door.
- Let's go in here.
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85. - Is that the door?
- Hey. Is it true?
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86. - I was gonna go, but...
- Not now.
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so awkward about sex, Peter.
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88. This has nothing to do with sex.
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89. If you wanna go over it again.
I mean... What's that sound?
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90. Uh...
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91. - Hey, Spider-Man!
- Oh, my God.
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if you want to.
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93. You take care of your side,
I'll take care of mine.
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for five minutes?
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about your relationship, okay?
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97. Peter?
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98. What?
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99. - Is that...?
- Is that here?
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100. Um...
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101. - Yo, Peter Parker!
- Yo, Peter!
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103. Spider-Menace!
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launch investigations
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105. into the murderer known as Spider-Man,
aka Peter Parker,
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106. aka the web-headed war criminal
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107. who, for years, has been terrorizing
the decent citizens of New York.
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108. Well, now this city and the world see him
for what he truly is.
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109. Murderer! Mysterio forever!
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110. New details from last week's
devastating attack in London have emerged.
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111. For more, we go now
to Joint Intelligence headquarters.
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112. Authorities,
just a short while ago, confirmed
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113. that the deadly drones used
in the London attack
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115. Federal agents! Open up!
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116. Federal agents? You stay here.
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117. Department of Damage Control.
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118. We have a warrant
for the arrest of Peter Parker.
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119. - You know the Fourth Amendment?
- Sure.
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120. - Unreasonable search and seizure?
- Get in here, guys. Let's go.
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121. I didn't kill Quentin Beck.
The drones did, okay?
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122. - The drones that are yours.
- No.
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124. He can explain everything.
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125. Nick Fury has been off-planet
for the last year.
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126. - What?
- Peter! Hey.
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127. MJ! Uh... They have nothing
to do with this, sir.
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128. Don't say anything
without a lawyer.
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129. I want a lawyer.
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130. - Ms. Jones-Watson.
- Jones. I don't go by Watson.
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131. - Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...?
- If I have nothing to hide?
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132. Exactly. Unless...
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133. - I'm actually guilty of something?
- Uh-huh.
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and my rights.
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137. You're a smart young woman
with a bright future ahead of her.
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with a vigilante like Peter Parker?
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140. So sorry to keep you waiting.
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141. - Can we get Ned a snack?
- Absolutely.
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142. - He's been waiting.
- I got you.
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143. Dude, I'm so sorry about that.
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144. - I'm not supposed to say anything to you.
- Not even a thing.
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When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man...
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146. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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147. - What's up?
- I knew way before MJ did.
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148. - I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair."
- I know about those.
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149. - Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair.
- Exactly.
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I literally helped him find the Vulture.
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151. - I didn't know that.
- I helped him hack a suit once
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153. So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism,
you were his main accomplice.
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154. I would like to have
my words stricken from the record.
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157. legally, you can't hold us here.
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158. - You should definitely lawyer up.
- Excuse me?
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159. Child endangerment's a nasty rap.
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160. A boy was entrusted to you,
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161. and as his legal guardian,
essentially his mother,
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162. you not only allowed him
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163. Who does that?
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164. I wanna see Peter right now.
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165. Stark Industries
was caught in the web
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166. of the Spider-Man/Mysterio
controversy today,
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167. when federal agents opened
an investigation
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168. into missing Stark technology.
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169. Agents wanna know
exactly what was taken...
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170. - At least they used a good picture.
- What is happening?
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171. That's great.
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172. Thank you.
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173. I have some good news, Peter.
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174. I don't believe any of the charges
against you are gonna stick.
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175. - Wait, seriously?
- Oh.
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176. - I knew it.
- Nice.
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177. Mr. Murdock, thank you.
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178. - Thank you.
- That's amazing.
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- Perfect.
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- Yes?
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that missing technology.
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to Mr. Stark and his legacy,
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- I advise securing a lawyer.
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I thought he was...
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I could say under advisement of counsel,
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187. I refuse to answer
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189. It's in Goodfellas.
What's the thing they say in Goodfellas?
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190. I know that's what you think. Calm down.
Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?
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191. You're gonna need a really good lawyer.
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192. You may have dodged your legal troubles,
but things will get much worse.
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204. Ugh!
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you're on the line.
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I don't want to honor the Avengers,
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207. but, you know, not doing it this way.
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208. Putting the Captain America shield
on the Statue of Liberty?
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209. Nah, that will look ridiculous.
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- I finished my MIT one.
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- Same.
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It's one of my favorite things about you.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm a glass-half-full kind of gal.
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- I love people.
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- You like sports.
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225. I think the Mets are gonna go
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226. - Really?
- What's that noise?
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So he's sleeping down here.
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We get it. Hang up.
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I need my eight hours.
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- Hi, Happy.
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- Hello.
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the first day of senior year
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253. Peter Parker.
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254. Go get them, tiger!
Or should I say "spider"?
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to grow here all morning long
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- Back off.
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- I'm Peter Parker's best friend.
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270. You come at my boy,
you come at Flash Thompson.
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about our inspiring friendship,
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273. One spider, two hearts,
a million crazy-ass memories.
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275. - Go.
- No, I gotta wait...
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- I'll see you inside, okay?
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and personal coverage
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282. we would love to welcome you
back to Midtown High,
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284. - Uh-huh.
- Or murderers.
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285. - Stop it.
- Huh?
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- It's not.
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- Mysterio was right.
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290. - No, you did that.
- I helped a little bit.
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- Did a great job.
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or swing through the hallway.
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295. Or crawl on the ceiling
to avoid everybody.
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296. - We all know you can do it.
- I'm just gonna...
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- Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
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- This one's good.
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we should live together.
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310. - Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah, I'd love that.
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311. - This is gonna be us.
- Yes. Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.
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313. but if we match up our backup schools,
then either way, we'll be in Boston.
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I can Spider-Man there.
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- Yes.
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- It'll be like a fresh start.
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I just feel like, if you don't...
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And we'll all be together.
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332. Uh... Okay.
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333. - Okay.
- Whew.
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- Jones,
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- Enough attitude. Just do it.
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just make me clean it.
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It's here or nowhere.
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- Okay. You ready?
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- Okay, on three.
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I didn't do anything wrong.
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in the world. I know.
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We don't have liability insurance.
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- No.
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370. One of the rotunda gateways
connects to Siberia.
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to cast a monthly maintenance spell
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374. That's right, he did, because he forgot
I now have higher duties.
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- If I'd been here, then...
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- Okay, uh, Stephen.
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but I was wondering if...
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just 'cause yours got messy?
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just because they know me,
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- Just forget about it.
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He's very good at forgetting things.
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411. The Runes of Kof-Kol.
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412. The Runes of Kof-Kol?
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413. It's just a standard spell of forgetting.
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414. Won't turn back time, but people will
forget you were ever Spider-Man.
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415. - Seriously?
- No, not seriously.
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416. That spell travels the dark borders
between known and unknown reality.
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417. It's too dangerous.
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418. We've used it for a lot less.
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419. Do you remember
the full-moon party at Kamar-Taj?
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420. - No.
- Exactly.
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421. Come on, Wong.
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422. Hasn't he been through enough?
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423. Just leave me out of this.
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424. Fine.
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425. Fine.
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426. So, what is this place?
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427. The Sanctum's built at the intersection
of cosmic energy currents.
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428. We weren't the first to seek them out.
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429. Some of these walls
are thousands of years old.
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430. And they shot an episode
of The Equalizer here in the '80s.
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431. Well, I, um...
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432. really appreciate you
doing this for me, sir.
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433. Don't mention it.
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434. And don't call me "sir."
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435. Right. Sorry.
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436. You ready?
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437. I'm ready.
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438. Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.
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439. Wait, excuse me?
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440. The entire world's about to forget
that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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441. - Including me.
- Everyone?
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442. - Uh, can't some people still know?
- That's not how the spell works.
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443. And it's very difficult and dangerous
to change it mid-casting.
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444. So my girlfriend's gonna
forget everything?
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445. Is she even gonna be my girlfriend?
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446. Was she your girlfriend
just 'cause you were Spider-Man?
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447. - I don't know. I really hope not.
- All right, fine.
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448. Everyone's gonna forget
you're Spider-Man except your girlfriend.
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449. Thank you so much.
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450. Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.
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451. What is a Ned?
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452. He's my best friend,
so it's important to me that Ned knows.
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453. Okay, let's not change
the parameters of this spell any more
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454. - while I'm casting it.
- Okay, I'm done.
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455. I swear, I'm done. I'm done.
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456. - Ah, but my aunt May should really know.
- Peter, stop tampering with the spell.
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457. When she found out I was Spider-Man,
it was really messy.
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458. I don't think
I could go through that again.
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459. - So my aunt May?
- Yes.
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460. Oh. Thank you. Happy?
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461. No, I'm annoyed.
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462. No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan.
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463. He used to work with Tony Stark,
but then he was...
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464. Would you just stop talking?
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465. Basically, everyone that knew
I was Spider-Man before should still know!
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466. - Did it work?
- No.
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467. You changed my spell six times.
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468. - Five times.
- You changed my spell.
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469. You don't do that! I told you.
And that is why.
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470. That spell was out of control.
If I hadn't shut it down,
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471. something catastrophic
could have happened.
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472. - Stephen, listen, I am so...
- Call me "sir."
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473. Sorry, sir.
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474. After everything
we've been through,
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475. somehow I always forget you're just a kid.
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476. Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.
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477. It's you trying
to live two different lives.
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478. And the longer you do that,
the more dangerous it becomes.
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479. Believe me.
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480. I'm so sorry about you
and your friends not getting into college,
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481. but if they rejected you and you tried
to convince them to reconsider,
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482. there's nothing else you can do.
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483. When you say "convince them,"
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484. - you mean, I could have called them?
- Yeah.
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485. I could do that?
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486. You haven't called the...?
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487. I got their letter. I assumed that was...
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488. I'm sorry.
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489. Are you telling me
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490. that you didn't even think
to plead your case with them first
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491. before you asked me
to brainwash the entire world?
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492. When you put it like that...
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493. Come on, pick up, pick up.
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494. Dude, what? I'm busy.
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495. Flash, where's the MIT mixer?
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496. - Why?
- Because I need to talk to someone.
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497. I'm trying to get Ned and MJ
a second chance at getting in.
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498. What's in it for me?
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499. I'm risking a lot just talking to you.
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500. Okay, I will, um...
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501. pick you up and swing you
to school for one week?
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502. For a month.
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503. - For a week.
- Two weeks.
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504. - Flash, please. Help me.
- You know what I want.
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505. Okay, I'll tell everyone
you're my best friend.
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506. - Flash, please, help me.
- Cool.
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507. There's the assistant vice chancellor.
You can plead your case with her.
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508. - Okay, perfect. Where is she?
- She left.
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509. - To go where?
- To the airport.
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510. Stark network unavailable.
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511. Facial recognition unavailable.
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512. Hi.
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513. Yeah, I can see you.
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514. Oh, my God!
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515. - That's Peter Parker.
- Mom.
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516. - Mom, look.
- Mommy.
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517. No, it's Peter Parker.
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518. Hey!
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519. Okay.
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520. Yeah.
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521. Hi. I'm Peter Parker.
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522. - You do know you're in the street, right?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
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523. I really needed to talk to you and I know
you're on your way to the airport.
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524. MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are
the two smartest people I've ever met,
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525. and I'm the dumbest person
because I let them help me,
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526. but if I didn't, millions would've died,
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527. so please don't let MIT be dumb like me.
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528. MIT is dumb?
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529. No, I'm saying, don't let MIT be dumb.
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530. I mean, like the dumber version of me
that wouldn't have let them help.
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531. You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?
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532. Basically, what I'm trying to...
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533. Why are you running?
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534. Oh, my God.
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535. Uh, ma'am, you should get out of the car.
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536. Everybody get off the bridge!
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537. The door's locked.
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538. Door's... Hey!
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539. Hello, Peter.
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540. Hi? Do we...? Do I know you?
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541. What have you done with my machine?
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542. I don't know what you're talking about.
What machine?
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543. The power of the sun
in the palm of my hand.
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544. It's gone.
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545. Listen, if you stop smashing cars,
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546. we can work together
and I can help you find your machine.
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547. You want to play games?
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548. Catch!
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549. It's okay.
You're safe. Get out of here.
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550. You think
your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
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551. Should've killed your little girlfriend
when I had the chance.
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552. What did you just say?
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553. Looks like we got competition.
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554. Peter! Help!
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555. Don't worry, ma'am!
I'm coming!
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556. Peter!
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557. Ma'am, just stay calm.
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558. Just take a deep breath.
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559. - Are you okay?
- No!
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560. I promise,
I've got this all under control.
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561. - Whoa!
- Suit compromised.
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562. Nanotechnology.
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563. Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter.
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564. I underestimated you.
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565. But now you die.
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566. You're not Peter Parker.
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567. I am so confused right now.
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568. What's happening?
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569. New device detected.
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570. Pairing new device.
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571. You don't listen to him. You listen to me.
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572. Hey.
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573. Whoa!
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574. Hey. Hey!
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575. Listen to me.
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576. No, not him. Me!
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577. Ma'am, you okay?
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578. - You can still make your flight.
- Peter.
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579. You're a hero.
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580. No. Well, I'm...
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581. No, I'm...
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582. I'm gonna talk to Admissions
about your friends.
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583. And I'm gonna talk to them about you.
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584. But, ma'am, this isn't about me.
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585. I am going to talk to them
about your friends and you.
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586. - Okay?
- Really?
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587. And if you keep your noses clean,
maybe you'll have a fair shot.
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588. Here. Get out of the way.
Let me get that man.
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589. Hey. You. I see you. Come here!
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590. That was not okay.
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591. Unbelievable.
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592. Who are...?
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593. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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594. Until you stop trying to kill me,
I'm in control, buddy,
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595. of this whole tentacle situation
you got going on here, okay?
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596. Now, who are you? What is going...?
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597. No.
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598. Osborn?
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599. Doctor...?
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600. Be careful what you wish for, Parker.
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601. Let me out of here!
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602. Can you please explain to me
what is going on?
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603. That little spell that you botched
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604. where you wanted everyone
to forget that Peter Parker's Spider-Man,
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605. it started pulling in everyone
who knows Peter Parker's Spider-Man
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606. from every universe into this one.
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607. - From every universe?
- Who are you? And where am I?
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608. I think it's better we don't engage
with them because, frankly,
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609. the multiverse is a concept
about which we know frighteningly little.
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610. The multiverse is real?
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611. This shouldn't be possible.
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612. - I thought you stopped the spell.
- No, I contained it.
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613. It would appear
a few of them squeaked through.
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614. After you left,
I detected an otherworldly presence.
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615. I pursued it into the sewers,
where I found that...
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616. slimy, green son of a gun.
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617. Spell? As in magic?
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618. What is this, a birthday party?
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619. Who is this clown? What is this madness?
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620. Watch this. Do you know
a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?
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621. - Yes.
- Is that him?
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622. - No.
- See?
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623. Here's what we gotta do.
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624. I don't know how many visitors we've got...
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625. I saw another one on the bridge.
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626. He was like a flying green elf.
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627. He sounds jolly. Start with him.
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628. I need you to capture them,
bring them here while I figure out
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629. how to get them back
before they destroy the fabric of reality,
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630. or worse, Wong finds out.
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631. Uh, Doctor Strange?
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632. What?
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633. My friends and I just got
a second chance to get into MIT,
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634. and if the school sees me
fighting these crazy monsters...
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635. - Hey, watch your mouth.
- I'm sorry, but...
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636. Are you seriously
still talking about college?
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637. Whoa...
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638. - Hey, what did you just do?
- This.
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639. Hey, you can't just... Oh!
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640. - How did you do that?
- Lots of birthday parties.
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641. Whoa!
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642. Hey.
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643. Whoa.
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644. One shot, send them here, move on.
You're welcome.
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645. - Get to work.
- Sir?
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646. Now what?
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647. This is my mess,
and I swear that I'll fix it,
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648. but I'm gonna need help.
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649. Whoa.
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650. I can't believe
I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.
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651. Neither can |I.
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652. So how did you know
you were a man of magic?
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653. Because my nana says
that we have it in our family,
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654. - and I get these tinglings in my hands...
- Talk to your physician.
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655. - Peter.
- Hey.
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656. - Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
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657. Sorry for dragging you into this.
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658. - Help me find these guys.
- You don't have to apologize, okay?
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659. You got us
a second shot at MIT. It's fine.
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660. So how did the bad guys get here?
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661. We screwed up a spell
trying to get you into college.
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662. - You did it with magic?
- I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.
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663. Uh, no, that was after.
Let's just focus on the good news, okay?
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664. No, let's just focus on the bad news.
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665. As of now, you have detected
zero multiversal trespassers,
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666. so get on your phones,
scour the Internet, and...
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667. Scooby-Doo this shit.
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668. You're telling us what to do, even though
it was your spell that got screwed up,
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669. meaning that all this is your mess.
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670. I know a couple of magic words myself,
starting with the word "please."
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671. Please Scooby-Doo this shit.
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672. You can work in the undercroft.
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673. The undercroft?
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674. Badass.
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675. Oh...
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676. - About this whole spell thing...
- It's totally okay.
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677. - Really?
- Yeah. I mean, I get it.
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678. You were just trying
to fix things, and so...
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679. Maybe just run it by us next time,
you know?
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680. That way, when you're thinking,
"I'm about to do something
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681. that could break the universe,"
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682. we could, like, help you
workshop something or...
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683. brainstorm ideas.
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684. Deal.
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685. Ned?
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686. Oh, dude, I don't care.
It's seriously not a big deal. Um...
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687. Oh!
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688. A torture rack.
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689. That is a Pilates machine.
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690. - That is...
- The crypt.
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691. Okay, so we get the rest of the guys,
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692. you zap them,
Doctor Magic will send them back,
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693. and when we get into MIT,
round of stale doughnuts, my treat.
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694. Let's catch some multiverse men.
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695. Hey! Who the hell are these two?
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696. - My friends. This is MJ. And this is Ned.
- Hey.
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697. Hello.
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698. - Uh, sorry, what was your name again?
- Dr. Otto Octavius.
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699. Seriously, what's your actual name?
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700. Oh, is that a dinosaur?
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701. If the paint
won't come off, I'll get it out.
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702. No, no, no, May.
We gotta find these guys first.
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703. Finish your mission and then come by.
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704. We're having a canned-food drive.
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705. - That could work.
- I got one!
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706. - I gotta go.
- Okay.
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707. I mean, you can take
the guy out of the chair,
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708. but you can't take
the chair out of the guy.
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709. - What'd you find?
- There's a...
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710. A disturbance near a military
research facility outside of the city,
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711. and witnesses say that they saw
a monster flying through the air.
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712. It's gotta be the guy
I saw on the bridge.
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713. That's impossible.
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714. You know him, don't you?
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715. On the bridge, you said his name.
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716. Norman Osborn.
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717. Brilliant scientist. Military research.
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718. But he was greedy, misguided.
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719. - What happened to him?
- We tire of your questions, boy!
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720. Okay. Um...
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721. - I gotta go. Where am I going?
- It can't be him.
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722. Why?
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723. Because Norman Osborn died years ago.
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724. So either we saw someone else...
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725. or you're flying out
into the darkness to fight a ghost.
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726. Keep an eye out on the trees.
We don't know where this guy is.
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727. I genuinely don't know
how you do this without throwing up.
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728. - Did you see that?
- Um...
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729. - No.
- /It's really dark.
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730. Okay, okay, okay.
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731. What's happening?
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732. Peter, what is it?
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733. Are you getting the tingle thing?
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734. Is the tingle happening?
Is your tingle tingling?
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735. - Are you guys seeing this?
- Yeah.
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736. - Osborn?
- No. He was green. This guy's blue.
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737. Uh, you wouldn't happen
to be from another universe, would you?
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738. What's he doing?
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739. - I don't know. Looks like he's charging.
- I don't like this. Just web him.
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740. Go left! Left, dude, left!
Left! Go! Left! Yes!
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741. What are you talking about? Right.
Go to the right! Right! Right!
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742. - He means right. Don't listen to him.
- This is not helping!
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743. Oh, no, no, no.
What happened? Peter? Peter.
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744. Whoa!
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745. Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember?
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746. - Uh, I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.
- What do you mean, you're not my Peter?
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747. - What the hell is going on?
- I'll explain, but first, can you help me?
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748. - Okay.
- You try to surround him,
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749. and I'll pull the plug.
All right, let's go!
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750. I can't hold him much longer.
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751. I got it, I got it!
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752. Different Peter. Weird.
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753. - Thanks. Sorry.
- Don't worry about it.
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754. I got my body back.
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755. Hey. Um...
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756. This is gonna sound really crazy,
but, uh, this isn't your universe.
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757. - Another universe?
- Uh-huh.
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758. - What?
- That's what I was feeling.
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759. The power, it's different.
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760. I like it.
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761. - Easy, buddy.
- It's actually my fault that you're here.
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762. Like, the universe or the woods?
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763. I hate the woods.
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764. I meant the universe, sir.
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765. So, what, y'all just gonna stand here
and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?
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766. - I am.
- Uh, no, no. Uh...
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767. [, uh...
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768. What was that?
What did you just do to him?
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769. - No. It's okay.
- Did you kill him?
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770. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can explain everything. Trust me.
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771. - Please, just trust me.
- I don't trust you. I don't know you.
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772. Ugh. What is this?
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773. You picked the wrong side.
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774. Connors?
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775. Wait. You know this creature?
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776. No, no, no.
Not a creature. A man.
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777. Whoa. The same universes.
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778. Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist
at Oscorp when I worked there.
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779. A brilliant scientist.
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780. Until he turned himself into a lizard.
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781. Then he tried to turn
the whole city into lizards.
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782. - It was crazy.
- It wasn't crazy, Max.
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783. It was the next step in human evolution.
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784. - The dinosaur can talk. Right.
- Lizard.
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785. What happened to you?
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786. Last I recall, you had bad teeth,
glasses and a comb-over.
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787. Did you get a makeover?
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788. You know I can give you a real makeover.
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789. Let me guess, into a lizard?
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790. - Exactly.
- Would you two just shut up?
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791. - Where are we?
- It's complicated.
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792. - A wizard's dungeon.
- Wizard's dungeon?
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793. There's no real way to sugarcoat that.
It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.
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794. You can keep your magic.
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795. I want a taste of that energy I just felt.
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796. - Oh, Peter, hey.
- Did those guys come through yet?
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797. There should be an electric guy
and a sand guy.
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798. Yeah, they're all here and locked up.
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799. Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here
and try and fix some of this damage
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800. so they don't blame it on me again.
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801. - Okay.
- But, hey, I, uh...
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802. I couldn't do any of this without you,
so thank you.
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803. Of course.
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804. Hey, ask him
if this is like a tree monster
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805. or like a scientist
that turned into a tree.
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806. It's just a tree, man.
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807. Just a tree.
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808. Coward. We have a new world to conquer.
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809. You make me sick.
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810. Leave me alone, please.
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811. Hiding in the shadows.
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812. Hiding from who you truly are.
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813. - No.
- You can't escape yourself.
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814. - Hey, May.
- Hey, Peter. I'm at work,
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815. and, um, one of the guys
you're looking for just walked in.
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816. May? Where's May? Thank you.
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817. May.
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818. Ah. Hey, here he is.
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819. Norman, this is my nephew.
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820. Norman Osborn? I thought that you were...
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821. I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place.
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822. And I thought he could help me.
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823. But you're not him.
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824. Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help?
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825. He just wandered in.
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826. I didn't know where else to go.
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827. Someone's living in my house.
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828. Oscorp doesn't exist.
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829. My son...
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830. Sometimes I'm not myself.
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831. - I'm... someone else.
- Mm-hm.
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832. And every time he's in control,
I can't remember.
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833. - Who's in control?
- And now I'm here...
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834. - Who's in control?
- I don't know what's going on.
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835. - Okay, it's okay.
- And I don't... Doesn't make sense.
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836. He's lost.
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837. And I don't mean just in the cosmos.
I mean in his mind.
Copy !req
838. Are they all like this?
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839. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
840. They all have their own mental
or physical issues.
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841. Oh, well, he needs help,
and maybe they all do.
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842. Wait, you don't mean...?
No, May, this isn't my problem.
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843. Peter, not your problem?
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844. Hmm?
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845. May, their chance of getting help is
way better back where they came from.
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846. Sending them home, that's the best thing
that we can do for them.
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847. For them? Or for yourself?
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848. Look around you. This is what we do.
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849. - We help people.
- This is what's best for them.
Copy !req
850. Trust me.
Copy !req
851. But the fact remains,
Spider-Man is a menace.
Copy !req
852. We'll be right back after a brief word
from Daily Bugle Supplements.
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853. The only other daily fix you need.
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854. And we're out.
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855. What?
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856. I got eyes on him.
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857. - He's with his aunt and some guy.
- You sure?
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858. - They're just leaving the shelter.
- Okay. Don't lose him.
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859. Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.
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860. Hey. He trusts you. So do I.
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861. Thanks for cleaning my suit.
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862. See you later.
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863. - Guys, this is Mr. Osborn.
- Hey, it's "doctor."
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864. Sorry. Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.
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865. This is Ned and MJ.
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866. - Mary Jane?
- It's Michelle Jones, actually.
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867. Fascinating.
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868. Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?
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869. Octavius?
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870. Osborn?
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871. What happened to you?
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872. What happened to...?
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873. - You're the walking corpse.
- What do you mean?
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874. You died, Norman.
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875. Years ago.
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876. You're insane.
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877. God, I love it here.
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878. What are you talking about?
He's standing right there.
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879. - He's not...
- Dead.
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880. They both died, fighting Spider-Man.
Copy !req
881. It was all over the news.
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882. Green Goblin, impaled
by the glider you flew around on.
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883. And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock,
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884. - drowned in the river with your machine.
- Nonsense.
Copy !req
885. Spider-Man was trying to stop
my fusion reactor, so I stopped him.
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886. I had him by the throat, and then I...
Copy !req
887. And then I was here.
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888. Ah, please.
Let me tell you something.
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889. I was whupping Spider-Man's ass.
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890. He'll tell you.
And then he caused an overload.
Copy !req
891. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data.
Copy !req
892. I was about to turn
into pure energy, and then...
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893. And then, uh...
Copy !req
894. And then... Oh, shit.
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895. - I was about to die.
- Max, do you know? Do I die?
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896. - Oh, great. You caught another one.
- No, wait, Strange.
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897. He's not dangerous.
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898. It's okay. Um...
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899. What is that?
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900. It's an ancient relic.
The Macchina di Kadavus.
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901. I've trapped your corrupted spell inside,
and once I finish the proper ritual,
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902. it'll reverse the spell and send
these guys back to their universes.
Copy !req
903. And then what? We perish?
Copy !req
904. No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that.
Copy !req
905. Let me out of here. Peter!
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906. Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet.
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907. Why?
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908. - Well, some of these guys are gonna die.
- Parker.
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909. It's their fate.
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910. Come on, have a heart.
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911. In the grand calculus of the multiverse,
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912. their sacrifice means infinitely more
than their lives.
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913. I'm sorry, kid.
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914. If they die, they die.
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915. Peter!
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916. Don't.
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917. - What are you doing?
- Peter, you gotta go. Go!
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918. - Okay.
- Get out of here.
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919. This is why I never had kids.
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920. - Give me the box.
- No.
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921. Whoa!
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922. Oh, my God, I'm dead.
Copy !req
923. You're not dead, you've just been
separated from your physical form.
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924. My physical... What?
Copy !req
925. How are you doing that?
Copy !req
926. - I have no idea.
- You should not be able to do that.
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927. This feels amazing.
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928. One of the coolest things
that's happened to me,
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929. but don't ever do that again.
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930. Hey! Get off of me!
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931. What is this place?
Copy !req
932. The Mirror Dimension,
where I'm in control.
Copy !req
933. Strange, stop!
Can we just talk about this?
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934. Parker, don't you realize
that in the multiverse,
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935. there are an infinite number of people
who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man?
Copy !req
936. And if that spell gets loose,
they're all coming here.
Copy !req
937. I know, I get it,
but we can't just send them home to die.
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938. It's their fate.
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939. You can't change that any more
than you could change who they are.
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940. What if we could?
What if we could change their fate?
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941. Whoa. What are you doing?
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942. I'm not giving you the... Whoa!
Copy !req
943. Give me that back!
Copy !req
944. Wait a minute.
Is that an Archimedean Spiral?
Copy !req
945. The dimension is just geometry?
You're great at geometry.
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946. You can do geometry.
Copy !req
947. Square the radius. Divide by pi.
Copy !req
948. - Plot points along the curve.
- It's over, Parker.
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949. I'll come pick you up when it's done.
Copy !req
950. Hey, Strange.
Copy !req
951. You know what's cooler than magic?
Copy !req
952. - Math.
- Don't do this.
Copy !req
953. - Ow.
- I'm sorry, sir, but...
Copy !req
954. I have to try.
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955. - What happened?
- I had a fight with Strange and I won.
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956. - What?
- Stole his ring thing.
Copy !req
957. Whoa.
Copy !req
958. I was swinging, and then I went
through this massive mirror thing,
Copy !req
959. - and then I was back...
- Where is he?
Copy !req
960. He's trapped,
but I'm not sure for how long.
Copy !req
961. You could have left us to die.
Copy !req
962. Why didn't you?
Copy !req
963. 'Cause that's not who he is.
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964. I think I can help you guys.
Copy !req
965. If I can fix what happened to you,
then when you go back,
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966. things will be different,
and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
Copy !req
967. - What do you mean?
- Our technology is advanced...
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968. I can help you. You know,
I'm something of a scientist myself.
Copy !req
969. Octavius knows what I can do.
Copy !req
970. Fix? You mean like a dog?
Copy !req
971. I refuse.
Copy !req
972. I can't promise you guys anything,
but at least this way,
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973. you get to go home and have a chance.
Copy !req
974. A second chance.
Copy !req
975. Isn't that worth trying?
Copy !req
976. Trust me, Peter,
when you try to fix people,
Copy !req
977. there are always consequences.
Copy !req
978. You don't have to come.
I also didn't know that you could talk.
Copy !req
979. But if you stay here...
Copy !req
980. you'll have to deal
with the wizard.
Copy !req
981. Ah. So we go along or die.
Not much of a choice, is it?
Copy !req
982. I just wanna go home.
Copy !req
983. [, myself, don't wanna be killed,
especially by a guy dressed
Copy !req
984. like Dungeons & Dragons,
so, what's your plan?
Copy !req
985. I have it all under control.
Copy !req
986. What are we gonna do about this thing?
Copy !req
987. Uh, we need to find
somewhere safe for it, right?
Copy !req
988. - You gotta take it.
- Wait, what?
Copy !req
989. If something bad happens,
you just push this and then it's over.
Copy !req
990. We're not gonna leave you.
Copy !req
991. You can't. It's dangerous.
Copy !req
992. - You have done enough.
- We're in this together.
Copy !req
993. I know we're in this together, Ned,
but I can't do this if you're in danger.
Copy !req
994. Okay? So for me, MJ,
please just take this.
Copy !req
995. - Please.
- Fine.
Copy !req
996. - Thank you.
- But, Peter,
Copy !req
997. if I don't hear from you,
I'm pressing the button.
Copy !req
998. - Sure.
- Okay. And I will do it.
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999. Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.
Copy !req
1000. No way that's his girlfriend. No way.
Copy !req
1001. - She'll do it.
- Absolutely, she will.
Copy !req
1002. - Okay. See you later.
- Be safe.
Copy !req
1003. - You too.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1004. Whoa.
Copy !req
1005. Okay.
Copy !req
1006. - Be careful, okay?
- Yeah. You too.
Copy !req
1007. So, uh...
Copy !req
1008. who's coming with me?
Copy !req
1009. Well, I'm in.
Copy !req
1010. But if this goes sideways...
Copy !req
1011. I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.
Copy !req
1012. - Where's Connors?
- He wants to stay in the truck.
Copy !req
1013. - Okay.
- Alarm system deactivated.
Copy !req
1014. Hey, May.
Copy !req
1015. - Yeah?
- I feel bad using Happy's place like this.
Copy !req
1016. No, no, no. He'll get over it.
Copy !req
1017. New Yorkers oppose
the Statue of Liberty renovation...
Copy !req
1018. Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
1019. So this is your plan, Peter? Hmm?
Copy !req
1020. No lab, no facilities?
Copy !req
1021. Just performing miracles
in a condominium? Hmm?
Copy !req
1022. What, you gonna cook us some cures
and some frozen burritos in a microwave?
Copy !req
1023. - I could go for a burrito.
- He's gonna kill us all.
Copy !req
1024. Well, let's hope not.
Copy !req
1025. - You're up first, Doc.
- What?
Copy !req
1026. Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing.
Copy !req
1027. I don't need fixing!
Copy !req
1028. Especially by a teenager using scraps
from a bachelor's junk drawer.
Copy !req
1029. Nah, nah, nah.
He got something back there.
Copy !req
1030. I can feel it. That weird energy.
Copy !req
1031. - What the hell is that?
- It's a fabricator.
Copy !req
1032. It can analyze, design,
construct basically anything.
Copy !req
1033. I thought that was
the tanning bed Happy broke.
Copy !req
1034. Look at that.
Copy !req
1035. He's gonna kill us all.
Copy !req
1036. Oh!
Copy !req
1037. What's going on there?
Copy !req
1038. So the chip in the back of Doc's
neck was designed to protect his brain
Copy !req
1039. from the Al system that's controlling
these tentacles, but if you look here...
Copy !req
1040. the chip is fried.
Copy !req
1041. So rather than him being
in control of the tentacles,
Copy !req
1042. the tentacles are now in control of him.
Copy !req
1043. Which, I guess, explains why
he is so miserable all the time.
Copy !req
1044. Thirsty?
Copy !req
1045. Well, yes, I am thirsty.
Copy !req
1046. Fresh water or salt?
Copy !req
1047. You know, because you're an octopus.
Copy !req
1048. What?
Copy !req
1049. Fresh water it is.
Copy !req
1050. Look at this place.
Copy !req
1051. - And all the possibilities.
- What, this condo?
Copy !req
1052. Yeah, yeah, the condo.
I love the whole open floor plan. No.
Copy !req
1053. Nah, man, I'm talking about the world.
Copy !req
1054. I kind of like who I am here.
Copy !req
1055. And all that power back there...
Copy !req
1056. I could be so much more.
Copy !req
1057. So why'd you come along?
Copy !req
1058. I have a daughter, and I want to see her.
Copy !req
1059. But he's not gonna send anyone home
Copy !req
1060. till he's finished
his little science project back there.
Copy !req
1061. You trust him?
Copy !req
1062. I don't trust anyone.
Copy !req
1063. - How'd you end up like that, anyway?
- Oh.
Copy !req
1064. The place where I worked at,
Copy !req
1065. they were experimenting with electricity
created by living organisms, and then...
Copy !req
1066. I fell into a vat of electric eels.
Copy !req
1067. You're kidding.
I fell into a supercollider.
Copy !req
1068. Damn.
Copy !req
1069. Gotta be careful where you fall.
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1070. Remarkable.
Copy !req
1071. The technology and you.
Copy !req
1072. When all this is over,
Copy !req
1073. if you need a job and you're willing
to commute to another universe...
Copy !req
1074. It worked. That totally worked!
Copy !req
1075. - I got it. I did it. Will you send him up?
- Here we go.
Copy !req
1076. - Sorry.
- Hold on, Doc.
Copy !req
1077. Oh, will these humiliations never cease?
Copy !req
1078. You, keep your science-fair project
away from me!
Copy !req
1079. It'll work. Have faith.
Copy !req
1080. Says the reckless fool
who turned himself into a monster.
Copy !req
1081. Please stop moving your head.
Copy !req
1082. - Hold still.
- Don't you dare.
Copy !req
1083. I swear, when I get out of this,
we're gonna rip you a new...
Copy !req
1084. Doc?
Copy !req
1085. Doc?
Copy !req
1086. Doc?
Copy !req
1087. Dr. Octav...
Copy !req
1088. It's so quiet.
Copy !req
1089. Those voices inside my head...
Copy !req
1090. I'd almost forgotten.
Copy !req
1091. Otto.
Copy !req
1092. Yes. Norman.
Copy !req
1093. It's me.
Copy !req
1094. Would you look at that?
Copy !req
1095. I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.
Copy !req
1096. Yeah, you're welcome.
Copy !req
1097. How can I help?
Copy !req
1098. This is Peter. Leave a message.
Copy !req
1099. Yeah, Peter, this is Happy.
I accessed my doorbell camera.
Copy !req
1100. Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg?
Copy !req
1101. You bring a cyborg
with robot legs into my house?
Copy !req
1102. Was one of the guys made of mud?
What's going on? Call me.
Copy !req
1103. How does it feel, Norman?
Copy !req
1104. You're about to become whole again.
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1105. No more darker half.
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1106. Just you.
Copy !req
1107. Just me.
Copy !req
1108. Okay. Um...
Copy !req
1109. It just goes right here. This...
Copy !req
1110. That should be drawing power now.
Copy !req
1111. I'll come back in a second to check on it,
but keep an eye on the lights.
Copy !req
1112. When they're all green,
the electricity in your body's dissipated.
Copy !req
1113. Well, not all of the electricity. You need
electricity for your brain to function.
Copy !req
1114. Your nervous system is...
Copy !req
1115. I'm not really sure
why I'm explaining electricity to you.
Copy !req
1116. - Hmm. Yeah, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
Copy !req
1117. Are these your Legos?
Copy !req
1118. Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.
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1119. - Something feels off.
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
1120. - I don't like this.
- Leave it alone.
Copy !req
1121. The sooner you guys get through this,
the sooner we go home.
Copy !req
1122. - Well, where is he?
- He's inside.
Copy !req
1123. And yet here we are, outside.
Copy !req
1124. Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him"?
Copy !req
1125. I want incriminating footage
of Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1126. I called Damage Control.
They're on their way.
Copy !req
1127. And so it begins.
Copy !req
1128. Place is about to be swarming with cops.
Copy !req
1129. Peter?
Copy !req
1130. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1131. I don't know.
Copy !req
1132. May?
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1133. What is it, Peter?
Copy !req
1134. What's happening?
Copy !req
1135. Why are you looking at me like that?
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1136. That's some neat trick,
that sense of yours.
Copy !req
1137. - Norman?
- Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
Copy !req
1138. - The hell?
- The Goblin.
Copy !req
1139. "No more darker half"? Did you really
think that I'd let that happen?
Copy !req
1140. That I'd let you take away my power
just because you're blind
Copy !req
1141. - to what true power can bring you?
- You don't know me.
Copy !req
1142. Don't I?
Copy !req
1143. I saw how she trapped you,
Copy !req
1144. fighting her holy moral mission.
Copy !req
1145. We don't need you to save us.
Copy !req
1146. We don't need to be fixed.
Copy !req
1147. These are not curses.
Copy !req
1148. They're gifts.
Copy !req
1149. - Norman, no.
- Quiet, lapdog.
Copy !req
1150. - You don't know what you're talking about.
- I've watched you
Copy !req
1151. from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes.
Copy !req
1152. Struggling to have everything you want
Copy !req
1153. while the world tries to make you choose.
Copy !req
1154. Gods don't have to choose.
Copy !req
1155. We take.
Copy !req
1156. May, run.
Copy !req
1157. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1158. - What have you done?
- I liked you better before.
Copy !req
1159. Up here! He's up there.
It's the guy from the bridge.
Copy !req
1160. Did you see that?
Copy !req
1161. No, you don't!
Copy !req
1162. Strong enough to have it all.
Copy !req
1163. Too weak to take it!
Copy !req
1164. Now I got you.
Copy !req
1165. I told you, there'd be consequences!
Copy !req
1166. Your weakness, Peter, is morality.
Copy !req
1167. It's choking you. Can't you feel it?
Copy !req
1168. It didn't work.
Copy !req
1169. Norman was right.
Copy !req
1170. He got it from you,
that pathetic sickness.
Copy !req
1171. You tried to fix me.
Copy !req
1172. May, go.
Copy !req
1173. Now I'm gonna fix you.
Copy !req
1174. May, run, please.
Copy !req
1175. May!
Copy !req
1176. Peter, Peter, Peter.
Copy !req
1177. No good deed goes unpunished.
Copy !req
1178. You can thank me later.
Copy !req
1179. No!
Copy !req
1180. - May?
- Peter.
Copy !req
1181. May, May, I'm here.
Copy !req
1182. May.
Copy !req
1183. May, I'm here.
Copy !req
1184. - Are you okay? What happened?
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1185. It's okay. We're okay, right?
Copy !req
1186. Yeah. Knocked on my ass.
Copy !req
1187. - Yeah, me too.
- That's all.
Copy !req
1188. I think I broke my ribs.
Copy !req
1189. - This is all my fault, May.
- No.
Copy !req
1190. I should have let Strange send them back.
Copy !req
1191. You did the right thing.
Copy !req
1192. They would have been killed.
You did the right thing.
Copy !req
1193. It's not my responsibility, May.
Copy !req
1194. Oh.
Copy !req
1195. What Norman said?
Copy !req
1196. My moral mission? No.
Copy !req
1197. - No, May...
- Peter, you listen to me.
Copy !req
1198. You have a gift.
Copy !req
1199. You have power.
Copy !req
1200. And with great power,
Copy !req
1201. there must also come
great responsibility. Hmm?
Copy !req
1202. I know.
Copy !req
1203. Let's get the... out of here.
Copy !req
1204. Okay, let's go.
Copy !req
1205. Let me just catch my...
Copy !req
1206. - What happened? Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
Copy !req
1207. Yeah, you're okay. What happened?
Copy !req
1208. Just have to...
Copy !req
1209. catch my breath.
Copy !req
1210. Okay, well, catch your breath.
I'm right here.
Copy !req
1211. We're gonna take our time.
Copy !req
1212. You catch your breath
and then we'll take you to a doctor, okay?
Copy !req
1213. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1214. Somebody help!
I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?
Copy !req
1215. - What happened?
- Nothing happened.
Copy !req
1216. You're okay, you're okay.
Copy !req
1217. Let me just... Let me catch my breath.
Copy !req
1218. I'm right here. I'm right here.
Copy !req
1219. I'm right here.
Copy !req
1220. You're okay.
Copy !req
1221. It's just me and you.
Copy !req
1222. May?
Copy !req
1223. May?
Copy !req
1224. Will you look at me, please?
Copy !req
1225. May.
Copy !req
1226. May.
Copy !req
1227. What are you doing, May?
Copy !req
1228. Please, will you just wake up
and talk to me? Please?
Copy !req
1229. Get out of the car now! Move!
Copy !req
1230. Get off, get off, get off me.
Copy !req
1231. Peter!
Copy !req
1232. - Run!
- It's just me and you, okay?
Copy !req
1233. It's just me and you, okay?
Copy !req
1234. Oh, May, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1235. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1236. I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you.
Copy !req
1237. Parker, come out with your hands up!
Copy !req
1238. Come out right now,
or we will open fire!
Copy !req
1239. Run!
Copy !req
1240. All right, let's go, let's go!
Move in!
Copy !req
1241. Tragedy.
Copy !req
1242. What else can I call it?
Copy !req
1243. What more need be said?
Copy !req
1244. The damage, the destruction.
Copy !req
1245. You saw it with your own eyes.
Copy !req
1246. When will people wake up and realize
that everywhere Spider-Man goes,
Copy !req
1247. chaos and calamity ensue?
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1248. Everything Spider-Man touches
comes to ruin.
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1249. And we, the innocents,
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1250. are left to pick up the pieces.
Copy !req
1251. J. Jonah Jameson reporting.
Copy !req
1252. Good night, and God help us all.
Copy !req
1253. We are told
that multiple people have been injured,
Copy !req
1254. and we can confirm
at least one person has been killed.
Copy !req
1255. Still nothing?
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1256. No.
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1257. I'm gonna press it.
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1258. - What? No, he...
- I know he told me to wait...
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1259. - but I'm gonna do it.
- I just wish...
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1260. I just wish we could see him.
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1261. - Ned?
- Yeah?
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1262. - Do that again.
- Yeah.
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1263. I just wish we could see him.
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1264. Okay.
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1265. I just wish we could see Peter.
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1266. Whoa.
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1267. Lola, you're right. I am magic.
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1268. Is that him?
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1269. - Yeah, yeah, it has to be.
- Peter. Peter!
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1270. - Hey, Peter! Yeah.
- Peter!
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1271. Whoa.
Copy !req
1272. Hi. Hi.
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1273. No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay. I'm a nice guy.
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1274. Okay.
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1275. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm Peter Parker.
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1276. - That's not possible.
- I am Spider-Man, in my world.
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1277. But then yesterday, I was...
Copy !req
1278. I was just here.
Copy !req
1279. Wow.
Copy !req
1280. String theory, multidimensional reality...
Copy !req
1281. and matter displacement.
Copy !req
1282. All real?
Copy !req
1283. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1284. I knew it.
Copy !req
1285. This has to be because of the spell.
Copy !req
1286. The spell? Like magic spell?
Copy !req
1287. - Uh, there's no spell. No.
- No spell.
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1288. - Magic's real here too?
- I mean...
Copy !req
1289. - Shut up, Ned. Shut up.
- No, it's not real.
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1290. - There's magicians, but there's no...
- Stop talking.
Copy !req
1291. Stop. Stop.
Copy !req
1292. - Prove it.
- Prove what?
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1293. - That you're Peter Parker.
- I don't carry an ID with me, you know?
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1294. Kind of defeats
the whole anonymous superhero thing.
Copy !req
1295. - Why'd you do that?
- To see if you have the tingle thing.
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1296. I have the tingle thing,
just not for bread.
Copy !req
1297. Can you not throw the bread again?
Copy !req
1298. You're a deeply mistrusting person...
Copy !req
1299. and I respect it.
Copy !req
1300. Crawl around.
Copy !req
1301. - Crawl around?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1302. - No.
- Yes, crawl around.
Copy !req
1303. - Why do I need to?
- This is not enough.
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1304. - This is plenty.
- No, it's not.
Copy !req
1305. - Yes, it is. It is.
- No, it's not. Nuh-uh.
Copy !req
1306. - How do I stick to the ceiling?
- Do it.
Copy !req
1307. Ned.
Copy !req
1308. My iota's asking
if you could just get the cobweb there.
Copy !req
1309. - Since you're, like, up there.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1310. Thank you.
Copy !req
1311. We...
Copy !req
1312. We good?
Copy !req
1313. For now.
Copy !req
1314. So I opened the wrong portal
to the wrong Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1315. I guess you keep doing it
until we find the real one.
Copy !req
1316. - Ouch.
- No offense.
Copy !req
1317. - Okay.
- Okay. You got it.
Copy !req
1318. Find Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1319. - What's the thing on his hand?
- Shh.
Copy !req
1320. Find Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1321. Find Peter Parker!
Copy !req
1322. Great, it's just some random guy.
Copy !req
1323. Hello.
Copy !req
1324. Um, I hope it's okay,
I just came through this, uh...
Copy !req
1325. Oh. It just closed.
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1326. You're Peter?
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1327. Yeah. Peter Parker.
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1328. I've seen you two...
Copy !req
1329. Hi.
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1330. Wait. He's... He's not your friend.
Copy !req
1331. Huh.
Copy !req
1332. Wait. So you're Spider-Man too?
Why didn't you just say that?
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1333. I generally don't go around
advertising it.
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1334. Kind of defeats
the whole anonymous superhero thing.
Copy !req
1335. - I just said that.
- That's what he just said.
Copy !req
1336. My iota's asking if you could clean up
the webs you just shot.
Copy !req
1337. - Oh, sorry, Lola.
- Yes, of course.
Copy !req
1338. I'm going to bed.
Copy !req
1339. - Night, Lola.
- Good night, Ned's lola.
Copy !req
1340. Uh, this might seem kind of weird,
Copy !req
1341. but I've been trying to find
your friend ever since I got here.
Copy !req
1342. I just have this sense...
Copy !req
1343. that he needs my help.
Copy !req
1344. Our help.
Copy !req
1345. He does.
Copy !req
1346. We don't know where he is.
Copy !req
1347. And, um, honestly,
right now we're all he really has left.
Copy !req
1348. Well, uh, is there some place
that he might go
Copy !req
1349. that has meaning to him?
Copy !req
1350. Like a place where he would go to just...?
Copy !req
1351. Get away from everything?
Copy !req
1352. For me, it was the top
of the Chrysler Building.
Copy !req
1353. Empire State.
Copy !req
1354. - It's just a... It's a better view.
- That is a sweet view.
Copy !req
1355. Yes.
Copy !req
1356. Yeah. I think
I know exactly where that would be.
Copy !req
1357. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1358. Peter, there's...
Copy !req
1359. There's some people here.
Copy !req
1360. What?
Copy !req
1361. Hey, wait, wait! Whoa.
Copy !req
1362. What...?
Copy !req
1363. Sorry...
Copy !req
1364. about May.
Copy !req
1365. Yeah. Sorry.
I got some understanding
Copy !req
1366. of what it is you're...
Copy !req
1367. No, please don't tell me
that you know what I'm going through.
Copy !req
1368. - Okay.
- She's gone.
Copy !req
1369. And it's all my fault.
Copy !req
1370. She died for nothing.
Copy !req
1371. I'll do what I should have done
in the first place.
Copy !req
1372. - Peter...
- Please don't.
Copy !req
1373. You don't belong here. Either of you.
So I'm sending you home.
Copy !req
1374. Those other guys are
from your worlds, right?
Copy !req
1375. So you deal with it.
Copy !req
1376. If they die, if you kill them...
Copy !req
1377. that's on you.
Copy !req
1378. It's not my problem.
Copy !req
1379. I don't care anymore.
Copy !req
1380. I'm done.
Copy !req
1381. I'm really sorry
that I dragged you into this.
Copy !req
1382. But you have to go home now.
Copy !req
1383. Good luck.
Copy !req
1384. My uncle Ben was killed.
Copy !req
1385. It was my fault.
Copy !req
1386. I lost...
Copy !req
1387. I lost Gwen, my, um...
Copy !req
1388. She was my MJ.
Copy !req
1389. I couldn't save her.
Copy !req
1390. I'm never gonna be able
to forgive myself for that.
Copy !req
1391. But I carried on, tried to, um...
Copy !req
1392. Tried to keep going,
tried to keep being...
Copy !req
1393. the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Copy !req
1394. "cause I know that's
what she would've wanted.
Copy !req
1395. But at some point,
I just stopped pulling my punches.
Copy !req
1396. I got rageful.
Copy !req
1397. I got bitter.
Copy !req
1398. I just don't want you to end up like me.
Copy !req
1399. The night Ben died...
Copy !req
1400. I hunted down the man
who I thought did it.
Copy !req
1401. I wanted him dead.
Copy !req
1402. I got what I wanted.
Copy !req
1403. It didn't make it better.
Copy !req
1404. It took me a long time...
Copy !req
1405. to learn to get through that darkness.
Copy !req
1406. I wanna kill him.
Copy !req
1407. I wanna tear him apart.
Copy !req
1408. I can still hear her voice in my head.
Copy !req
1409. Even after she was hurt,
Copy !req
1410. she said to me
that we did the right thing.
Copy !req
1411. She told me that with great power...
Copy !req
1412. Comes great responsibility.
Copy !req
1413. Wait, what? How do you know that?
Copy !req
1414. Uncle Ben said it.
Copy !req
1415. The day he died.
Copy !req
1416. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
Copy !req
1417. Okay, so Connors,
Marko, Dillon and, um...
Copy !req
1418. I think that I can repair
the devices for Dillon and Marko,
Copy !req
1419. but the others...
Copy !req
1420. Oh, I got Connors.
I've cured him once, so no big deal.
Copy !req
1421. - What? It's no big deal.
- Great.
Copy !req
1422. Yeah, that's great.
Copy !req
1423. I think I can make an antiserum
for Dr. Osborn.
Copy !req
1424. Been thinking about it a long time.
Copy !req
1425. Gotta cure all of them. Right?
Copy !req
1426. Right.
Copy !req
1427. That's what we do.
Copy !req
1428. Psst.
Copy !req
1429. What?
Copy !req
1430. Just three yous.
Copy !req
1431. Um...
Copy !req
1432. So... do you have a best friend too?
Copy !req
1433. I did.
Copy !req
1434. You did?
Copy !req
1435. He died in my arms...
Copy !req
1436. after he tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1437. It was heartbreaking.
Copy !req
1438. Dude.
Copy !req
1439. - Hey.
- Will you run a diagnostic?
Copy !req
1440. Yeah.
Copy !req
1441. Hey, you okay?
Copy !req
1442. - Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
- Mm-hm.
Copy !req
1443. You don't deserve this.
Copy !req
1444. - I've ruined your life. I ruined it.
- No. No, no, no.
Copy !req
1445. Look at me. I'm here.
Copy !req
1446. Not going anywhere.
Copy !req
1447. We'll get through this
and we'll get through it together.
Copy !req
1448. Okay?
Copy !req
1449. - Okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1450. Thank you.
Copy !req
1451. You have someone?
Copy !req
1452. No.
Copy !req
1453. I got no time
for Peter Parker stuff, you know?
Copy !req
1454. - Do you?
- Uh...
Copy !req
1455. That's a little complicated.
Copy !req
1456. I understand.
Copy !req
1457. I guess it's just not
in the cards for guys like us.
Copy !req
1458. Well, I wouldn't give up.
Copy !req
1459. Took a while but we made it work.
Copy !req
1460. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1461. Me and... MJ.
Copy !req
1462. My MJ. Uh...
Copy !req
1463. It gets confusing here.
Copy !req
1464. Yeah.
Copy !req
1465. - Peter!
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1466. - Oh, sorry, did you mean...?
- "Peter" Peter.
Copy !req
1467. - We're all called Peter.
- We're all Peter.
Copy !req
1468. - Peter Parker?
- Same again. We're all Peter Parker.
Copy !req
1469. - The computer.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1470. - Oh, I'm ready.
- Yeah. Me too.
Copy !req
1471. Okay, so now, all we gotta do is lure
these guys some place, right?
Copy !req
1472. Try to cure them
while they try to kill us,
Copy !req
1473. and then send them home.
Copy !req
1474. - Using a magic box.
- Well, that's the plan.
Copy !req
1475. Are you gonna go into battle
dressed as a cool youth pastor,
Copy !req
1476. or do you got your suit?
Copy !req
1477. Good.
Copy !req
1478. - Here's your web cartridges.
- Ah, thanks, man.
Copy !req
1479. What's that for?
Copy !req
1480. It's my web fluid.
It's for my web shooters. Why?
Copy !req
1481. Whoa!
Copy !req
1482. - That came out of you.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1483. - You can't do that, huh?
- No.
Copy !req
1484. How on earth does that even...?
Copy !req
1485. We're getting sidetracked.
This is where we'll do this, okay?
Copy !req
1486. It's isolated, so no one should get hurt.
Copy !req
1487. We draw them there with the box.
It's the one thing they all want.
Copy !req
1488. All we have to do is figure out
how to get there.
Copy !req
1489. - We could portal there.
- What?
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1490. - I'm magic now.
- Yeah, he's right. He can.
Copy !req
1491. - Yeah, we saw.
- Yeah, he is.
Copy !req
1492. - Wait, really?
- I got Doctor Strange magic.
Copy !req
1493. - No way.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1494. I promise you, I won't turn
into a supervillain and try to kill you.
Copy !req
1495. Okay.
Copy !req
1496. Thank you.
Copy !req
1497. Um... here goes nothing.
What's that thing you always say?
Copy !req
1498. - Expect disappointment and...
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
1499. We're gonna kick some ass.
Copy !req
1500. Okay.
Copy !req
1501. Cure. Cure some ass.
Copy !req
1502. Cure that ass.
Copy !req
1503. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1504. the Bugle tip line has
just received a call
Copy !req
1505. from none other
than the fugitive known as Spider-Man,
Copy !req
1506. fresh from his rampage in Queens.
Copy !req
1507. So, Peter Parker, what pernicious
propaganda are you peddling?
Copy !req
1508. - Just the truth. Truth is...
- Oh, sure.
Copy !req
1509. That this is all my fault.
Copy !req
1510. I accidentally brought
those dangerous people here.
Copy !req
1511. Well, he admits it.
Copy !req
1512. And if those people are watching...
Copy !req
1513. just know that I did try to help you.
Copy !req
1514. I could have killed you...
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1515. at any given moment, but I didn't.
Copy !req
1516. "Cause my Aunt May taught me
that everyone deserves a second chance.
Copy !req
1517. - That's why I'm here.
- Where is "here," exactly?
Copy !req
1518. A place that represents second chances.
Copy !req
1519. The Statue of Liberty?
Good God, folks.
Copy !req
1520. He's about to destroy
another national landmark.
Copy !req
1521. World, if you're watching...
Copy !req
1522. Believe me,
the world is watching.
Copy !req
1523. Wish me luck.
Copy !req
1524. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
could use some.
Copy !req
1525. Okay, it could be any minute now.
Copy !req
1526. Yep, almost done.
Copy !req
1527. You know, Max was,
like, the sweetest guy ever
Copy !req
1528. before he fell into...
Copy !req
1529. - a pool of electric eels.
- That'll do it.
Copy !req
1530. Mm. Oh, there it goes.
Copy !req
1531. You okay?
Copy !req
1532. Oh, it's my back.
Copy !req
1533. It's kind of stiff
from all the swinging, I guess.
Copy !req
1534. - Yeah. No, I got a middle-back thing too.
- Really?
Copy !req
1535. Yeah. You want me to crack it?
Copy !req
1536. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1537. - That'd be great.
- All right.
Copy !req
1538. - You ready?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1539. Yep. That's good.
Copy !req
1540. - How is it?
- Wow.
Copy !req
1541. - That's good. That's better.
- Right? Yeah.
Copy !req
1542. Wow.
Copy !req
1543. This is so cool. I always wanted brothers.
Copy !req
1544. So you, like,
make your own web fluid in your body?
Copy !req
1545. I'd rather not talk about this.
Copy !req
1546. - I don't mean to...
- But are you teasing me?
Copy !req
1547. No, no, no. He's not teasing you.
It's just that we can't do that,
Copy !req
1548. SO we're curious as to how
your web situation works, that's all.
Copy !req
1549. If it's personal, I don't wanna pry,
but I think it's cool.
Copy !req
1550. I... I wish I could tell you,
but it's, like, I don't do it.
Copy !req
1551. Like I don't do breathing.
Copy !req
1552. - Like, breathing just happens.
- Whoa.
Copy !req
1553. Does it just come out of your wrists,
or does it come out of anywhere else?
Copy !req
1554. Only... Only the wrists.
Copy !req
1555. Never had a web block?
I run out of webs all the time.
Copy !req
1556. - I have to make my own in a lab.
- Right. That's...
Copy !req
1557. - It's a hassle compared to what you got.
- Sounds like a hassle.
Copy !req
1558. But I did. You said that,
I was like, "Oh. I had a web block."
Copy !req
1559. - Whoa. Why?
- Existential-crisis stuff.
Copy !req
1560. - Pfft. Yeah. Don't get me started on that.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1561. What are some of the craziest villains
that you guys have fought?
Copy !req
1562. - Seems you've met some of them.
- That's a good question.
Copy !req
1563. Yeah, I fought an alien
made out of black goo once.
Copy !req
1564. Oh, no way. I fought an alien too.
Copy !req
1565. - On Earth and in space.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1566. - He was purple.
- I wanna fight an alien.
Copy !req
1567. I'm still, like, that you fought
an alien in space.
Copy !req
1568. I'm lame compared... I fought
a Russian guy in a rhinoceros machine.
Copy !req
1569. Can we rewind it back
to the "I'm lame" part?
Copy !req
1570. "Cause you are not.
Copy !req
1571. Thanks. I appreciate that.
I'm not saying I am...
Copy !req
1572. But it's just the self-talk.
Maybe we should...
Copy !req
1573. - Listen, I...
- 'Cause you're amazing.
Copy !req
1574. Just to take it in for a minute.
Copy !req
1575. - Yeah, I can take it in.
- You are amazing.
Copy !req
1576. - I can. Thank you.
- You are amazing. Will you say it?
Copy !req
1577. I needed to hear that. Thank you.
Copy !req
1578. All right, guys, focus up. You feel that?
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1579. Yeah.
Copy !req
1580. What's up, Peter?
Copy !req
1581. How you like the new-new?
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1582. Look, you give it to me,
I'm gonna destroy it.
Copy !req
1583. But I'll let you live.
Copy !req
1584. Don't make me a murderer, Peter.
Copy !req
1585. Okay, guys, here he comes.
Copy !req
1586. Hey, Max!
I missed you, man. Ho!
Copy !req
1587. All right, MJ, heads up!
Copy !req
1588. Got it! Close it.
Copy !req
1589. - Ned, it's not closing.
- Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1590. - Why isn't it closing?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1591. - Did you close it before? No?
- I mean, I've opened some.
Copy !req
1592. Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second?
Copy !req
1593. - Just you and me, just talk?
- Look who showed up.
Copy !req
1594. My old friend Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1595. I'm trying to save you.
That's all I've wanted.
Copy !req
1596. - You're not trying to save me.
- I am.
Copy !req
1597. You ain't even the shit no more.
Copy !req
1598. - Oh.
- Don't worry about me. I'll save myself.
Copy !req
1599. - Burn up!
- Oh!
Copy !req
1600. Well, I got his attention. Now what?
Copy !req
1601. Okay, great.
Copy !req
1602. Uh, just FYI, lizard guy's here too.
Copy !req
1603. Guys, comm check. Hello?
Copy !req
1604. - I need Max's cure!
- Yeah. I'm on it.
Copy !req
1605. Peter, I need the Lizard cure.
Copy !req
1606. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
1607. Where's the box, Peter?
Copy !req
1608. - Flint, we could help everyone.
- I don't care!
Copy !req
1609. Sorry!
Copy !req
1610. Ugh. Gross!
Copy !req
1611. Sad to tell you, Sandman,
nobody's going home.
Copy !req
1612. Oh! What the hell is going on out there?
Copy !req
1613. I keep yelling at you, Peter 2!
Copy !req
1614. - But I thought you were Peter 2.
- What? I'm not Peter 2.
Copy !req
1615. Stop arguing, both of you!
Listen to Peter 1.
Copy !req
1616. - We're clearly not very good at this.
- I know, I know. We suck.
Copy !req
1617. - I don't know how to work as a team.
- Me neither.
Copy !req
1618. I do. I've been in a team, okay?
Copy !req
1619. I don't wanna brag, but I will.
I was in the Avengers.
Copy !req
1620. - The Avengers?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1621. - That's great.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1622. What is that?
Copy !req
1623. You don't have the Avengers?
Copy !req
1624. Is that a band? Are you in a band?
Copy !req
1625. No, I'm not in a band.
The Avengers is Earth's mightiest...
Copy !req
1626. - How's this helping?
- It's not important.
Copy !req
1627. All we gotta do is focus,
trust your tingle,
Copy !req
1628. and coordinate our attacks.
Copy !req
1629. Yes. Okay. Let's pick one target.
Copy !req
1630. - Right.
- We take them off the board one at a time.
Copy !req
1631. - You got it. Okay, Peter 1, Peter 2.
- Peter 2.
Copy !req
1632. - Peter 3.
- Peter 3.
Copy !req
1633. - Let's do this. Ready?
- Wait, wait!
Copy !req
1634. I love you guys.
Copy !req
1635. Thank you.
Copy !req
1636. - All right, let's do this.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
1637. Okay, Spider-Mans.
Sandman's first.
Copy !req
1638. - I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.
- I'll meet you at the top.
Copy !req
1639. - Come on!
- Hey!
Copy !req
1640. - Hey, Dr. Connors.
- Hello, Peter.
Copy !req
1641. Peter 1!
Copy !req
1642. I got it!
Copy !req
1643. Flint, we're trying to help you!
Copy !req
1644. Guys, I'm at the top!
Copy !req
1645. I need the cure!
Copy !req
1646. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Copy !req
1647. Just wait your turn, doc!
Copy !req
1648. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1649. It's okay, Flint.
Copy !req
1650. We're gonna get you home.
Copy !req
1651. You just stay right here.
Copy !req
1652. How do we stop him?
I've never seen him this powerful.
Copy !req
1653. It's the arc reactor.
We gotta get it off him.
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1654. You're not gonna take this from me.
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1655. That's not gonna work.
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1656. We gotta do this up close.
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1657. Peter 2, go right.
Peter 3, go left. On me.
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1658. Yeah!
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1659. Um...
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1660. I'm trying to close it.
I can't help that it's not working.
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1661. It's fine. You'll do it again.
We'll keep trying.
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1662. - All right, we got this. Shh.
- Focus and close the portal.
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1663. Oh, no. No, no, no.
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1664. And that is a lizard and we should go!
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1665. Run!
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1666. Come on! Come on, this way!
Quick, quick, quick!
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1667. Connors, stop!
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1668. Yeah.
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1669. Leave them. They're mine.
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1670. I don't need your help.
I got it just fine.
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1671. Dr. Octavius, no.
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1672. What are you doing?
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1673. Get it off of me.
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1674. There you go.
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1675. MJ!
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1676. Whoa.
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1677. - We gotta hide this thing.
- Oh, right.
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1678. - Nice, Ned!
- Yeah!
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1679. Oh.
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1680. Where is he?
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1681. - No!
- Wait, wait, wait.
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1682. Before you do anything, Mister...
Doctor Strange, Peter's plan is working.
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1683. - What plan?
- He's curing them.
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1684. Dr. Connors?
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1685. Welcome back, sir.
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1686. Well, I'll be damned.
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1687. Did you just open a portal?
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1688. Yes, sir, I did.
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1689. Hmm.
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1690. Max? Max?
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1691. - Don't worry. I'm all tapped out.
- Are you sure about that?
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1692. Back to being a nobody.
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1693. - You were never a nobody, Max.
- Yes, I was.
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1694. You didn't see me.
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1695. - Can I tell you something, though?
- Yeah.
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1696. You got a nice face. You're just a kid.
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1697. - Eh.
- You're from Queens.
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1698. You got that suit.
You help a lot of poor people.
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1699. I just thought you was gonna be Black.
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1700. - Oh, man, I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize.
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1701. There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man
somewhere out there.
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1702. Goddamn eels.
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1703. The power of the sun.
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1704. - In the palm of your hand.
- Peter?
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1705. Otto.
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1706. Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.
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1707. It's good to see you.
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1708. You're all grown up.
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1709. How are you?
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1710. Trying to do better.
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1711. - Strange, wait, we're so close.
- Skip it!
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1712. I've been dangling
over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.
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1713. I know, I know, I know.
[, uh... Um...
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1714. I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...
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1715. - You went to the Grand Canyon?
- He could have used your help.
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1716. It's okay.
These are my new friends.
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1717. This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man.
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1718. - They're mes from other universes.
- Oh.
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1719. They're here to help.
This is the wizard I told you about.
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1720. I am really impressed that you've managed
to give them all a second chance, kid.
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1721. But this has to end. Now.
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1722. Can the Spider-Man come out to play?
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1723. Strange, no!
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1724. Are you okay?
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1725. Yeah.
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1726. I'm okay.
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1727. Are you okay?
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1728. Whoa.
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1729. Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.
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1730. Ned?
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1731. - Ned!
- Hey!
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1732. MJ!
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1733. Peter?
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1734. - Ned!
- Peter!
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1735. Hey!
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1736. - Are you okay?
- We're okay!
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1737. Poor Peter.
Too weak to send me home to die.
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1738. No.
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1739. I just wanna kill you myself.
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1740. Attaboy.
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1741. She was there...
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1742. because of you.
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1743. I may have struck the blow,
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1744. but you...
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1745. You are the one that killed her.
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1746. Peter.
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1747. What have I done?
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1748. - It's you.
- You okay?
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1749. Uh... Yeah, I'm good.
I've been stabbed before.
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1750. - Oh, good, good, good.
- Hey.
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1751. - Oh, man.
- Hey, nice catch.
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1752. Nice throw.
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1753. - What? Is that happening, or am I dying?
- Yeah, no, that's happening.
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1754. - That's real.
- Are there people in the sky?
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1755. - I gotta go.
- Yeah. I got it. You okay?
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1756. What's happening?
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1757. They're starting to come through.
I can't stop them.
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1758. There's gotta be something we could do.
Can't you just cast the spell again?
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1759. The original way, before I screwed it up.
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1760. We're too late for that.
They're here.
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1761. They're here because of you.
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1762. What if everyone forgot who I was?
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1763. What?
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1764. They're coming here because of me, right?
Because I'm Peter Parker?
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1765. So cast a new spell.
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1766. But this time, make everyone forget
who Peter Parker is.
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1767. Make everyone forget...
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1768. No.
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1769. - But it would work, right?
- Yeah, it would work.
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1770. But you gotta understand
that would mean that everyone
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1771. who knows and loves you, we...
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1772. We'd have no memory of you.
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1773. It would be as though you never existed.
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1774. I know.
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1775. Do it.
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1776. You better go and say your goodbyes.
You don't have long.
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1777. - Thank you, sir.
- Call me Stephen.
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1778. Thank you, Stephen.
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1779. Yeah. Still feels weird.
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1780. I'll see you around.
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1781. So long, kid.
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1782. Hey. Uh...
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1783. I think this is it.
I think you're about to go home.
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1784. - Okay.
- All right.
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1785. Look, I, uh...
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1786. Thank you.
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1787. I just wanna... I want you to...
I wanna tell you that...
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1788. I don't know how to say this. I...
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1789. - Peter.
- I want you to know that I...
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1790. You know. It's what we do.
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1791. Yeah, it's what we do. Um...
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1792. Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I...
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1793. Uh...
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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1794. - I guess I'll see you.
- See you.
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1795. Bye.
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1796. - Oh.
- You're in so much pain, huh?
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1797. - I am.
- Yeah.
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1798. Oh, you're okay.
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1799. So proud of you.
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1800. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, we're okay.
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1801. - Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
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1802. - You sure?
- I'm fine, I promise.
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1803. - Okay, okay.
- I promise.
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1804. Good.
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1805. Um, we should go, right?
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1806. Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am.
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1807. - What?
- Forget? What are you talking about?
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1808. It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you,
and I'll explain everything.
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1809. I'll make you remember me.
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1810. And it'll be like none of this
ever happened. Okay?
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1811. But what if that doesn't work?
What if that doesn't work?
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1812. What if we can't remember you?
I don't wanna do that.
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1813. - I don't wanna do that.
- I know. MJ, I know.
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1814. There's not something we can do?
We can't come up with a plan?
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1815. There's always something we can do.
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1816. There's nothing we can do.
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1817. But it'll be okay.
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1818. You promise?
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1819. Yeah, I promise.
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1820. I'll come find you, okay?
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1821. I know you will.
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1822. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1823. You better.
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1824. If you don't, I'll just figure it out.
I've done it before, I can do it again.
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1825. I promise, I'll fix this.
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1826. I really hate magic.
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1827. Yeah. Me too.
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1828. I love you.
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1829. - I love...
- Just wait.
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1830. Wait and tell me when you see me again.
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1831. Sure.
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1832. I love you.
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1833. It's been a few weeks
since the fiasco on the Statue of Liberty,
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1834. and Spider-Man's cultists
continue to contend
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1835. that the vile vigilante is a hero.
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1836. If he were a hero, he'd unmask himself
and tell us who he really is
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1837. because only a coward
conceals his identity.
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1838. Only a coward hides his true intentions.
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1839. Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen,
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1840. this reporter will uncover
those intentions, come hell or high water.
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1841. Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
You don't know me, but I... Uh...
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1842. Hi, my name is Peter Parker,
and you don't know me, but you...
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1843. Okay, come on.
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1844. - No way.
- Hard to believe, isn't it?
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1845. Hey.
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1846. One sec. Can I help you?
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1847. Hi. Um...
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1848. My name is Peter Parker, and I...
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1849. would like a coffee, please.
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1850. Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.
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1851. Doughnut for my fellow Engineer.
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1852. - Whoa. Wait, what?
- MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot.
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1853. Oh, right, right, right.
I should probably know that.
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1854. - Look at you with the school spirit.
- Tell anybody, I will deny it.
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1855. Oh, okay.
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1856. Peter Parker? Peter Parker.
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1857. Your coffee.
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1858. - Right. Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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1859. Um...
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1860. Are you excited for MIT?
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1861. Oh, right. Yeah. Uh...
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1862. Yeah, I am excited, which is weird
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1863. 'cause I don't really
get excited about things.
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1864. I kind of expect disappointment.
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1865. "Cause then you'll never
actually be disappointed.
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1866. Right?
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1867. Uh...
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1868. Yeah. Right.
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1869. I don't know, it kind of feels different
this time for some reason.
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1870. Right. Um...
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1871. What I was...
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1872. You okay?
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1873. It doesn't really hurt anymore.
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1874. Is there anything else?
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1875. No.
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1876. Thank you.
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1877. No problem.
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1878. I'll, uh, see you around.
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1879. How'd you know her?
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1880. Through Spider-Man.
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1881. You?
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1882. Same.
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1883. I lost a good friend a while back.
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1884. Felt like this.
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1885. Hurts 'cause they're gone
and then it hurts all over again
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1886. because you remember
what they stood for
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1887. and you wonder, "Is all that gone too?"
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1888. No, it's not gone.
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1889. Everyone that she helped...
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1890. they'll keep it going.
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1891. You really think so?
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1892. I know it.
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1893. - Take care of yourself, okay?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
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1894. Rent is due on the first
of the month. Don't be late.
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1895. Four-three-Edward,
do you need EMS assist?
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1896. Negative, Central.
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1897. We're gonna need a car tow.
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1898. Okay.
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1899. Okay, I think I got this.
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1900. You're saying that this whole place here,
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1901. it's just tons of...
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1902. superpeople.
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1903. And he has been saying it for hours.
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1904. All right, tell me again.
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
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1905. There was a billionaire,
he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?
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1906. Okay, and there was
a really angry green man.
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1907. - Hulk.
- Hulk.
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1908. And you thought
Lethal Protector was a shit name.
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1909. Yeah, because it is.
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1910. Now tell me again about
your purple alien that loves stones.
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1911. "Cause I'll tell you what, man,
aliens do not love stones.
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1912. - Eddie, don't start.
- They don't.
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1913. Know what aliens love? Eating brains.
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1914. Because that's what they do. All right?
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1915. Senor, he made my family disappear.
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1916. For five years.
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1917. Five years?
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1918. That's a long time.
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1919. Maybe I...
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1920. Maybe I should go to New York
and speak to this...
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1921. Spider-Man.
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1922. Eddie, we are drunk.
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1923. - Let's go skinny-dip!
- I don't think we should skinny-dip.
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1924. You have to pay the bill.
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1925. What is happening? No!
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1926. - No, we just got here! No, not again!
- Oh...
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1927. And there he goes.
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1928. Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.
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1929. Don't cast that spell.
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1930. - It's too dangerous.
- Why?
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1931. We tampered with
the stability of space-time.
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1932. The multiverse is a concept
about which we know frighteningly little.
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1933. Your desecration of reality...
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1934. will not go unpunished.
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1935. It was the only way.
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1936. But I never meant
for any of this to happen.
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1937. Wanda.
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1938. Well, I knew sooner or later
you'd show up.
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1939. I made mistakes, and people were hurt.
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1940. I'm not here to talk about Westview.
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1941. Then what are you here for?
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1942. We need your help.
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1943. With what?
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1944. What do you know about the multiverse?
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1945. I'm sorry, Stephen.
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1946. I hope you understand...
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1947. the greatest threat...
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1948. to our universe...
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1949. is you.
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1950. Things just got out of hand.
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