1. All right,
let's do this one last time.Copy !req
2. My name is Peter Parker.Copy !req
3. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
4. And for 10 years, I've been the one...Copy !req
5. and only...Copy !req
6. Spider-Man.Copy !req
7. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.Copy !req
8. With great power comes
great responsibility.Copy !req
9. I saved a bunch of people,
fell in love, saved the city.Copy !req
10. And then I saved the city again.
And again and again and again.Copy !req
11. And I did, uh...Copy !req
12. I did this.Copy !req
13. We don't really talk about this.Copy !req
14. Look, I'm a comic book. I'm a cereal.Copy !req
15. Did a Christmas album.Copy !req
16. I have an excellent theme song.Copy !req
17. And a so-so Popsicle.Copy !req
18. I mean, I've looked worse.Copy !req
19. But after everything...Copy !req
20. Ah!
I still love being Spider-Man.Copy !req
21. I mean, who wouldn't?Copy !req
22. So no matter how many hits I take...Copy !req
23. I always find a way to come back.Copy !req
24. Because the only thing standing
between this city and oblivion...Copy !req
25. is me.Copy !req
26. There's only one Spider-Man.Copy !req
27. And you're lookin' at him.Copy !req
28. Miles!Copy !req
29. Miles, papá, time for school!Copy !req
30. Miles!Copy !req
31. Miles!Copy !req
32. Miles!
Yeah! Yeah?Copy !req
33. Are you finished packing for school?Copy !req
34. Yeah.Copy !req
35. Just ironing my last shirt.Copy !req
36. Come on! You a grown man now.
Let's show these teachers that.Copy !req
37. Miles!Copy !req
38. Where's my laptop?Copy !req
39. If you want me to drive you,
we got to go now.Copy !req
40. No, Dad, I'll walk.Copy !req
41. Personal chauffeur going once.
It's okay.Copy !req
42. Miles! Gotta go.
In a minute!Copy !req
43. Gotta go.
In a minute!Copy !req
44. Mom, I got to go.
In a minute.Copy !req
45. See you Friday.Copy !req
46. Look who's back.
Yo, what's going on, bro?Copy !req
47. Hey, I'm just walking by. How you doin'?Copy !req
48. Yo, Miles!
You feel that earthquake last night?Copy !req
49. What you talkin' about?
I slept like a baby last night.Copy !req
50. How's that new school?
So easy.Copy !req
51. We miss you, Miles.
You miss me? I still live here!Copy !req
52. Wait, you miss me?Copy !req
53. Contra!Copy !req
54. Oh, come on.Copy !req
55. Seriously, Dad.
Walking would've been fine.Copy !req
56. You can walk plenty on Saturday
when you peel those stickers off.Copy !req
57. You saw that?
I don't know if that was me.Copy !req
58. And the two from yesterday on Clinton.Copy !req
59. Yeah, those were me.Copy !req
60. Oh. Look at that.
Another new coffee shop.Copy !req
61. You see that?
Totally. Yeah.Copy !req
62. What's that one called?
Foam Party.Copy !req
63. "Foam Party"? Ha, ha. Come on.Copy !req
64. And everyone is just linin' up.
You see that?Copy !req
65. I see it.Copy !req
66. Is that a coffee shop or a disco?
Dad, you're old, man.Copy !req
67. There are multiple reports...Copy !req
68. of another mysterious
seismic event last night.Copy !req
69. Sources close to Spider-Man say
he's looking into the problem.Copy !req
70. Spider-Man.
I mean, this guy swings in once a day...Copy !req
71. zip-zap-zop in his little mask
and answers to no one. Right?Copy !req
72. Yeah, Dad. Yeah.Copy !req
73. Meanwhile, my guys are out there...Copy !req
74. lives on the line, no masks.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
75. We show our faces.
Speed up. I know these kids.Copy !req
76. With great ability comes
great accountability.Copy !req
77. That's not even how the saying goes.Copy !req
78. I do like his cereal, though.
I'll give him that.Copy !req
79. Oh, my gosh. Don't cops run red lights?Copy !req
80. Oh, yeah, some do.
But, uh, tsk, not your dad.Copy !req
81. Why can't I go back to Brooklyn Middle?Copy !req
82. You've given it two weeks.
We're not having this conversation.Copy !req
83. I just think that this new
school is elitist. "Elitist"?Copy !req
84. And I would prefer to be
at a normal school among the people.Copy !req
85. "The people"? These are your people.Copy !req
86. I'm only here
'cause I won that stupid lottery.Copy !req
87. No way. You passed the entry test
just like everybody else.Copy !req
88. You have an opportunity here.
You wanna blow that?Copy !req
89. You wanna end up like your uncle?Copy !req
90. What's wrong with Uncle Aaron?
He's a good guy.Copy !req
91. We all make choices in life.Copy !req
92. It doesn't feel
like I have a choice right now.Copy !req
93. You don't!Copy !req
94. I love you, Miles.Copy !req
95. Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.Copy !req
96. You got to say "I love you" back.Copy !req
97. Dad, are you serious?Copy !req
98. I wanna hear it. "I love you, Dad."
You wanna hear me say it?Copy !req
99. You're dropping me off at a school.
"I love you, Dad."Copy !req
100. Look at this place.
"Dad, I love you."Copy !req
101. Dad, I love you.Copy !req
102. That's a copy.Copy !req
103. Tie your shoes, please.Copy !req
104. "I love you, Dad."Copy !req
105. Hey, good morning. How you doin'?Copy !req
106. Weekend was short, huh?
"That's a copy."Copy !req
107. Oh, my gosh! This is embarrassing.
We wore the same jacket.Copy !req
108. Hey. Your shoe's untied.Copy !req
109. Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice.Copy !req
110. Who can solve this for XY?Copy !req
111. And that is known as a syllogism.Copy !req
112. Read two chapters
of Great Expectations.Copy !req
113. A take-home quiz on volumetric pressure.Copy !req
114. Five-page essay
with your conclusions stressed.Copy !req
115. Countless other possibilities.Copy !req
116. There could be a universe
where I am wearing red.Copy !req
117. Or wearing leather pants.Copy !req
118. Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark.
You're late again.Copy !req
119. Einstein said time was relative, right?Copy !req
120. Maybe I'm not late.
Maybe you guys are early.Copy !req
121. Sorry. It was just so quiet.Copy !req
122. Would you like to keep standing there,
or do you wanna sit down?Copy !req
123. Our universe is, in fact,
one of many parallel universes...Copy !req
124. happening at the exact same time.Copy !req
125. Thanks to everyone here
at the Fisk Family Foundation...Copy !req
126. I liked your joke.
Really?Copy !req
127. I mean, it wasn't funny.
That's why I laughed.Copy !req
128. But it was smart, so I liked it.Copy !req
129. I don't think I've seen you before.
MS. Shh.Copy !req
130. Every choice that we make...Copy !req
131. would create countless
other possibilities.Copy !req
132. A what-if to infinity.Copy !req
133. A zero?Copy !req
134. A few more of those, you'd probably have
to kick me outta here, huh?Copy !req
135. Maybe I'm just not
right for this school.Copy !req
136. If a person wearing a blindfold
picked the answers...Copy !req
137. on a true-or-false quiz at random...Copy !req
138. do you know
what score they would get?Copy !req
139. 50%?
That's right!Copy !req
140. The only way to get all the answers wrong
is to know which answers are right.Copy !req
141. You're trying to quit.Copy !req
142. And I'm not gonna let you.Copy !req
143. I'm assigning you a personal essay.Copy !req
144. Not about physics, but about you...Copy !req
145. and what kind of person
you want to be.Copy !req
146. Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared?Copy !req
147. You want that? Huh? Ha!Copy !req
148. What's up with school?
Going great! Got tons of friends.Copy !req
149. You can't tell me it's all that bad there.
Smart girls is where it's at.Copy !req
150. Place must be full of 'em.Copy !req
151. Heh, heh. No, there's no one.Copy !req
152. Yo, I can't have no nephew of mine
on the streets with no game.Copy !req
153. Hey, I got game.Copy !req
154. There's a new girl. Actually, you know,
she's kinda into me. You know how it is.Copy !req
155. What's her name?Copy !req
156. You know, we layin' down
the groundwork right now.Copy !req
157. You know about the shoulder touch?Copy !req
158. 'Course I do. Heh.Copy !req
159. But, uh, tell me anyway.Copy !req
160. Tomorrow, find that girl.
You walk up to her and be like:Copy !req
161. "Hey."Copy !req
162. Heh, heh. You serious, Uncle Aaron?
I'm tellin' you, man, it's science.Copy !req
163. So walk up to her
and be like: "Hey."Copy !req
164. No, no, no, no. "Hey."Copy !req
165. "Hey."
Heh, heh.Copy !req
166. No. "Hey."Copy !req
167. "Hey." Heh.Copy !req
168. You sure you my nephew, man?Copy !req
169. Is that her?Copy !req
170. I should probably go.
Still got a paper to do tonight.Copy !req
171. Yo, you been holdin' out on me?
You throw these up yet?Copy !req
172. Naw, man. You know my dad. I can't.Copy !req
173. Come on.
I got a spot you ain't gon' believe.Copy !req
174. Naw, I can't. I can't. Can't.Copy !req
175. I'm gonna get
in so much trouble.Copy !req
176. Hey, man.
Tell him your art teacher made you.Copy !req
177. How'd you know about this place?
Did an engineering job down here.Copy !req
178. What's up?
Ha, ha!Copy !req
179. Yeah, man, I knew we were related.Copy !req
180. Whoa!Copy !req
181. Brooklyn!Copy !req
182. There's a lot of
history on these walls.Copy !req
183. This is so fresh.Copy !req
184. And now you on your own, Miles.Copy !req
185. Whoa, slow down a little.Copy !req
186. That's better.Copy !req
187. See what you got now?
Makin' mistakes is part of it.Copy !req
188. The real Miles comin' outta hidin'.Copy !req
189. Now you can cut that line
with another color.Copy !req
190. Little help?Copy !req
191. Did you want drips?Copy !req
192. 'Cause if you do, that's cool, but if
you don't, you got to keep it moving.Copy !req
193. That's intentional.Copy !req
194. Wow.Copy !req
195. Is it too crazy?
No, man.Copy !req
196. Miles, I see exactly
what you're doing there.Copy !req
197. Yeah. You know, me and your dad used
to do this back in the day.Copy !req
198. Stop lyin'.
It's true.Copy !req
199. Then he took on the cop thing,
and I don't know...Copy !req
200. He's a good guy, just...Copy !req
201. You know what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
202. All right, come on, man. I got to roll.Copy !req
203. Miles, let's go.Copy !req
204. That's weird.Copy !req
205. My pants shrank.Copy !req
206. I think I hit puberty.Copy !req
207. I got to get new pants.Copy !req
208. Wait. Why is the voice in my head
so loud?Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. Oh! Are you okay?
What?Copy !req
211. Why am I so sweaty?Copy !req
212. Why are you so sweaty?Copy !req
213. It's a puberty thing.Copy !req
214. I don't know why I said that.
I'm not going through puberty.Copy !req
215. I did, but I'm done.Copy !req
216. I'm a man.Copy !req
217. So you're, like,
new here, right? We got that in common.Copy !req
218. Yeah. That's one thing.Copy !req
219. Cool. Yeah.Copy !req
220. I'm Miles.Copy !req
221. I'm Gwe... anda.Copy !req
222. Wait, your name is Gwanda?Copy !req
223. Yes, it's African. I'm South African.Copy !req
224. Uh, no accent though
'cause I was raised here.Copy !req
225. Do the shoulder touch now
before she walks away.Copy !req
226. Why is this so scary?Copy !req
227. Am I doing this in slow motion
or does it just feel that way?Copy !req
228. I'm kidding.
It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh.Copy !req
229. Hey.Copy !req
230. Okay, then. Uh...Copy !req
231. I'll see you around.Copy !req
232. Oh. See you.Copy !req
233. Sorry. Um...
Hey.Copy !req
234. Oh, crap.
Um, can you let go, please?Copy !req
235. I can't let go.
Ow, ow, ow. Calm down. It's fine.Copy !req
236. Miles, let go.
Workin' on it.Copy !req
237. It's just puberty.Copy !req
238. I don't think you know what puberty is.
Just relax.Copy !req
239. Okay, I have a plan.
Great.Copy !req
240. I'm gonna pull really hard.
That's a terrible plan.Copy !req
241. One.
Don't do this.Copy !req
242. Two.
Three!Copy !req
243. Nice to meet you?Copy !req
244. Sure. Total pleasure.Copy !req
245. No one saw. It's okay.Copy !req
246. No one knows, no one knows.Copy !req
247. Everyone knows.Copy !req
248. Everyone knows. They're talkin'
'bout me. They saw everything!Copy !req
249. He knows. She knows. They know.Copy !req
250. Wow, she's super tall.Copy !req
251. Why is he smiling? Am I
the weird guy now? What am I doing?Copy !req
252. That guy's such a weirdo.Copy !req
253. How do I stop?Copy !req
254. Can they hear my thoughts?
Why are all my thoughts so loud?Copy !req
255. Hey! I know you snuck out last night,
Morales.Copy !req
256. Play dumb!Copy !req
257. Who's Morales?Copy !req
258. Not that dumb!Copy !req
259. Hey!Copy !req
260. Okay, okay. You're okay. You're okay.Copy !req
261. He'll never find you.Copy !req
262. No.Copy !req
263. Ow!Copy !req
264. What are you doing in my office,
Morales?Copy !req
265. Morales! Open up!Copy !req
266. Why is this happening?Copy !req
267. He's got a nice voice.Copy !req
268. Open up!Copy !req
269. Stop sticking!Copy !req
270. Keep sticking, Miles! Whoa!Copy !req
271. Hofstadter is suggesting...Copy !req
272. is that we...Copy !req
273. look on the...Copy !req
274. Okay.Copy !req
275. My room!Copy !req
276. "Why is this happening?"Copy !req
277. "Please stop sticking."Copy !req
278. "Please keep st..."Copy !req
279. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
280. How could there be two Spider-Men?
There can't be two Spider-Men.Copy !req
281. Can there?Copy !req
282. Come on, Uncle Aaron, pick up. Pick up!Copy !req
283. Yo, it's Aaron.
I'm outta town for a few days.Copy !req
284. I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.Copy !req
285. No. No-No-No-No-No.Copy !req
286. It's not possible!Copy !req
287. It's just puberty.Copy !req
288. It's a normal spider
and I'm a normal kid!Copy !req
289. Whoa!Copy !req
290. All right!Copy !req
291. I got to tell someone.Copy !req
292. Okay, you're being crazy, Miles.
You're being crazy.Copy !req
293. Find the spider.Copy !req
294. You'll see.Copy !req
295. It's a normal spider.Copy !req
296. It's, like,
boring how normal this spider is.Copy !req
297. I'm right here.Copy !req
298. Why is this happening to me?Copy !req
299. Slow down! What am I doing?Copy !req
300. Way over there.Copy !req
301. You're like me.Copy !req
302. Miles. Look out.Copy !req
303. I don't wanna be a hero.
Miles.Copy !req
304. Whoa!Copy !req
305. Norman,
listen to me.Copy !req
306. Spider-Man?Copy !req
307. I cannot let you open a portal
to another dimension.Copy !req
308. Brooklyn is not zoned for that.Copy !req
309. It's not up to me.Copy !req
310. Is that Green Goblin?Copy !req
311. Why won't you quit?Copy !req
312. I guess I like Brooklyn not being sucked
into a black hole.Copy !req
313. I think I'm gonna go.Copy !req
314. Staten Island, maybe.
Not Brooklyn.Copy !req
315. No! No!Copy !req
316. Whoa!Copy !req
317. What now?Copy !req
318. What is this place?Copy !req
319. Did you know your shoes are untied?Copy !req
320. Uh-huh.Copy !req
321. This is a onesie,
so I don't really have to worry about it.Copy !req
322. I thought I was the only one.
You're like me.Copy !req
323. I don't wanna be.Copy !req
324. I don't think you have a choice, kiddo.Copy !req
325. Got a lot going through your head,
I'm sure.Copy !req
326. Yeah.Copy !req
327. You're gonna be fine. I can help you.Copy !req
328. If you stick around,
I can show you the ropes.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. I just need to destroy
this big machine real quick...Copy !req
331. before the space-time continuum
collapses.Copy !req
332. Don't move.Copy !req
333. See you in a bit.Copy !req
334. How does he do that?Copy !req
335. Is it here? No, no, it's here.Copy !req
336. All right, folks.Copy !req
337. I always get this wrong.Copy !req
338. Oh, boy.Copy !req
339. Prowler.Copy !req
340. Man, I was in the middle of something.Copy !req
341. I am so tired.Copy !req
342. Are you mad at me?
I feel like you're mad at me.Copy !req
343. That all you got?Copy !req
344. Aw, so gross.Copy !req
345. I should go up there and help him.Copy !req
346. Who am I kidding?
I should not do that.Copy !req
347. Watch out.
Here comes the Spider-Man.Copy !req
348. You like my new toy?Copy !req
349. Cost me a fortune,
but, hey, can't take it with you, right?Copy !req
350. You came all this way. Watch the test.Copy !req
351. It's a hell of a freaking light show.
You're gonna love this.Copy !req
352. No! No, don't do this! Stop!Copy !req
353. You don't know what it can do!
You'll kill us all!Copy !req
354. I see multiple
dimensions opening!Copy !req
355. That was three, four
and five separate dimensions.Copy !req
356. It's unstable! We should stop.Copy !req
357. Norm, what's your take on head trauma?Copy !req
358. I tried to warn you, pal.Copy !req
359. Goblin, no! Get him outta there!Copy !req
360. Wilson! Where are we?Copy !req
361. Really weird.Copy !req
362. Wilson!Copy !req
363. Hey! Are you okay?Copy !req
364. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just resting.Copy !req
365. Can't you get up?
Yeah. Ha, ha.Copy !req
366. Yeah, I always get up.Copy !req
367. The coughing's probably not a good sign.Copy !req
368. Find him. Now.Copy !req
369. Listen, we got to team up here.
We don't have that much time.Copy !req
370. This override key is the only way
to stop the collider.Copy !req
371. Swing up there, use this key,
push the button and blow it up.Copy !req
372. You need to hide your face.Copy !req
373. You don't tell anyone who you are.Copy !req
374. No one can know.
He's got everyone in his pocket.Copy !req
375. If he turns the machine on again,
everything you know will disappear.Copy !req
376. Your family, everyone.Copy !req
377. Everyone.Copy !req
378. Promise me you'll do this.Copy !req
379. I promise.Copy !req
380. Go. Destroy the collider.Copy !req
381. I'll come and find you.Copy !req
382. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
383. Tombstone.
We're done with tests.Copy !req
384. Get that thing ready to go again.
And soon.Copy !req
385. Run faster!Copy !req
386. These guys are weak.Copy !req
387. I'd say it's nice to see you again,
Spider-Man, but it's not.Copy !req
388. Hey, Kingpin. How's business?Copy !req
389. Boomin'. Ha!Copy !req
390. Nice. Aw, that's a no-no.Copy !req
391. This might open
a black hole under Brooklyn.Copy !req
392. It can't be worth the risk.Copy !req
393. It's not always about the money,
Spider-Man.Copy !req
394. Don't you wanna know
what I saw in there?Copy !req
395. Wait.Copy !req
396. I know what you're trying to do...Copy !req
397. and it won't work.Copy !req
398. They're gone.Copy !req
399. Get rid of the body.Copy !req
400. What was that?Copy !req
401. Kill that guy.Copy !req
402. Stop sticking!Copy !req
403. Stand clear of
the closing doors, please.Copy !req
404. Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.Copy !req
405. Police!
Put your hands up!Copy !req
406. Miles? Miles?Copy !req
407. Why aren't you at school?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
408. Miles? ¿Qué Te pasa?Copy !req
409. Is it the earthquake?Copy !req
410. Can I sleep here tonight?Copy !req
411. Miles. It's a weeknight.
You made a commitment to that school.Copy !req
412. He's upset.Copy !req
413. Of course you can stay.Copy !req
414. Dad?
Yeah.Copy !req
415. Do you really hate Spider-Man?Copy !req
416. Yeah. I mean, with a
vigilante, there is...Copy !req
417. Jeff, mi amor.Copy !req
418. What? He asked me. Baby, you know
how I feel about Spider-Man. Come on.Copy !req
419. Tú sabes Que él Te quiere mucho.Copy !req
420. That's why he's tough on you.
You know that, right?Copy !req
421. Mom, do you ever think
about moving out of Brooklyn?Copy !req
422. Our family doesn't run from
things, Miles.Copy !req
423. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
424. What's that about?
He's having a hard time, Jeff.Copy !req
425. When it gets hard,
that's when he's got to stick it out.Copy !req
426. We interrupt
this broadcast for a special report.Copy !req
427. Sad news tonight.
The hero known as Spider-Man...Copy !req
428. has died after injuries related to
another powerful earthquake in Brooklyn.Copy !req
429. Multiple sources are confirming
that Peter Parker...Copy !req
430. a 26-year-old grad student
and part-time photographer...Copy !req
431. operated as Spider-Man
for at least a decade.Copy !req
432. He is survived by his wife,
Mary Jane, and his aunt, May Parker.Copy !req
433. Our hero, Spider-Man, is gone.Copy !req
434. My husband,
Peter Parker...Copy !req
435. was an ordinary person.Copy !req
436. He always said it could've been
anyone behind the mask.Copy !req
437. He was just the kid
who happened to get bit.Copy !req
438. I'm going to miss him.Copy !req
439. Yeah.Copy !req
440. We were friends, you know.Copy !req
441. Can I return it if it doesn't fit?Copy !req
442. It always fits...Copy !req
443. eventually.Copy !req
444. He didn't ask
for his powers...Copy !req
445. but he chose to be Spider-Man.Copy !req
446. My favorite thing about Peter...Copy !req
447. is that he made us
each feel powerful.Copy !req
448. We all have powers
of one kind or another.Copy !req
449. But in our own way...Copy !req
450. we are all Spider-Man.Copy !req
451. And we're all counting on you.Copy !req
452. They're counting on me.Copy !req
453. Probably not you specifically.
I think it's a metaphor.Copy !req
454. I'm sorry, Mr. Parker.Copy !req
455. That thing you gave me, that key...Copy !req
456. I think I really messed it up.Copy !req
457. I wanna do what you asked.Copy !req
458. I really do.Copy !req
459. But I'm sorry.Copy !req
460. I'm not sure I'm the guy.Copy !req
461. I can't do this without you.Copy !req
462. Hey, kid. Ahh!Copy !req
463. Whoa!Copy !req
464. What did I do to him?Copy !req
465. No.Copy !req
466. Who are you?Copy !req
467. All right, people,
let's do this one last time.Copy !req
468. My name is Peter B. Parker.Copy !req
469. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
470. And for the last 22 years...Copy !req
471. I thought I was
the one and only Spider-Man.Copy !req
472. What a day.Copy !req
473. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.Copy !req
474. You see, I saved the city,
fell in love, I got married...Copy !req
475. saved the city some more,
maybe too much.Copy !req
476. My marriage got testy,
made some dicey money choices.Copy !req
477. Don't invest
in a spider-themed restaurant.Copy !req
478. Then like 15 years passed.
Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.Copy !req
479. I broke my back, a drone flew
into my face, I buried Aunt May.Copy !req
480. My wife and I... split up.Copy !req
481. But I handled it like a champion.Copy !req
482. 'Cause, you know what, no matter how
many times I get hit, I always get back up.Copy !req
483. And I got a lot of time to reflect
and work on myself.Copy !req
484. Did you know that seahorses,
that they mate for life?Copy !req
485. Could you imagine?Copy !req
486. A seahorse seeing another seahorse...Copy !req
487. and then making it work?Copy !req
488. She wanted kids and...Copy !req
489. And it scared me.Copy !req
490. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart.Copy !req
491. Flash-forward: I'm in my
apartment doing push-ups...Copy !req
492. doing ab crunches, getting strong...Copy !req
493. when this weird thing happened.Copy !req
494. And I got to say,
weird things happen to me a lot.Copy !req
495. But this was real weird.Copy !req
496. Ow!Copy !req
497. You see, I was in New York,
but things were different.Copy !req
498. Also, I was dead.Copy !req
499. And blond.Copy !req
500. I was kind of perfect.Copy !req
501. It was like looking in a mirror.Copy !req
502. I have a feeling that the thing that brought
me here was the thing that got him killed.Copy !req
503. You wanna know what happened next?Copy !req
504. Me, too.Copy !req
505. Who are you?Copy !req
506. What are you
doin' over there?Copy !req
507. Freeze!Copy !req
508. Stop!Copy !req
509. Are you kidding me right now?Copy !req
510. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
511. I gotcha. I gotcha.Copy !req
512. Hey, kid. Drop the body.Copy !req
513. Hey, kid. Get over here!
Come on, now!Copy !req
514. See you, officers!
Heh, heh.Copy !req
515. Aw, come on.Copy !req
516. Hey, kid.
Kid, come on, now!Copy !req
517. Put 'em up, son!Copy !req
518. Uh... adiós?Copy !req
519. Help!
Somebody stop that train!Copy !req
520. Oh, hey. What the...?Copy !req
521. Sorry.Copy !req
522. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
523. Looks like
a child dressed like Spider-Man...Copy !req
524. dragging a homeless corpse
behind a train.Copy !req
525. Whoo! Yes! I didn't kill you.Copy !req
526. Who are you?
Who are you?Copy !req
527. Why are you trying to kill me?
I'm not. I'm trying to save you.Copy !req
528. Hey, maybe you
guys can go around?Copy !req
529. All right. Thanks, New York.Copy !req
530. What was that?Copy !req
531. Kid electrocuted me...Copy !req
532. with his hands.Copy !req
533. You're like me.
I got some questions.Copy !req
534. Why do you look like Peter Parker?Copy !req
535. Because I am Peter Parker.Copy !req
536. Then why aren't you dead?
And why is your hair different?Copy !req
537. Why are you older?
And why is your body...Copy !req
538. a different shape?Copy !req
539. Pretty sure you just called me fat.Copy !req
540. You don't look so hot either, kid.Copy !req
541. Most superheroes don't wear
their own merch.Copy !req
542. Are you a ghost?
No.Copy !req
543. Are you a zombie?
Stop it.Copy !req
544. Am I a zombie?
You're not even close.Copy !req
545. Are you from another dimension?Copy !req
546. Like a parallel universe where things
are like this universe but different?Copy !req
547. And you're Spider-Man in that universe?Copy !req
548. But somehow traveled to this universe,
but you don't know how?Copy !req
549. Wow. That was really just a guess?
We learned about it in physics.Copy !req
550. Quantum theory.
This is amazing!Copy !req
551. You can teach me
like Peter said he would.Copy !req
552. Before he died.Copy !req
553. Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
554. Look, I made a promise to him.Copy !req
555. Here's lesson number one, kid.Copy !req
556. Don't watch the mouth.
Watch the hands.Copy !req
557. Peter, seriously...Copy !req
558. Trust me, kid. This'll all
make you a better Spider-Man.Copy !req
559. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
560. No, I'm not.Copy !req
561. What's going on with your body?Copy !req
562. I don't think my atoms are real jazzed
about being in the wrong dimension.Copy !req
563. Look, I'm not looking for a side gig
as a Spider-Man coach.Copy !req
564. I got a lot going on in my dimension.Copy !req
565. "With great power comes great..."Copy !req
566. Don't you dare finish that sentence.
Don't do it! I'm sick of it.Copy !req
567. Want my advice?
Go back to being a regular kid.Copy !req
568. I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got
a supercollider. He's tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
569. What did you just say?
Kingpin's tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
570. Who cares about that.
Where's the collider?Copy !req
571. Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.Copy !req
572. Goodbye.
Where you going?Copy !req
573. When it runs again,
I'll jump in and get back to my life.Copy !req
574. You can't let them run it.Copy !req
575. I'm supposed to destroy it so it never
runs again or everyone's gonna die.Copy !req
576. "Or everyone's gonna die."
That is what they always say.Copy !req
577. But there's always a little bit of time
before everybody dies...Copy !req
578. and that's when I do my best work.Copy !req
579. Aren't you gonna need this?Copy !req
580. Aw, you have a goober. Give it.Copy !req
581. Wait, no. Not so fast.
He called it an override key.Copy !req
582. There's always a bypass key,
a virus key, a who-cares key.Copy !req
583. I can never remember,
so I always call it a goober. Give it.Copy !req
584. I need it to destroy the collider.
I need it to go home.Copy !req
585. I'll swallow it. Don't play with me.Copy !req
586. What?
I said...Copy !req
587. The collider created a portal that
brought me here. And I have to get...Copy !req
588. Did you break this?
No, it broke.Copy !req
589. I don't remember what happened.Copy !req
590. See, this is why I never had kids.Copy !req
591. Can't we make another one?
We can't do anything.Copy !req
592. Thanks to you, I have to re-steal
what your guy stole from Alchemax...Copy !req
593. and make another one of these.Copy !req
594. If I don't turn off the collider
after you leave...Copy !req
595. everyone in this city, my parents,
my uncle and millions of others, will die.Copy !req
596. And you're just gonna go home and leave
me here to figure this out for myself?Copy !req
597. You good with that, Spider-Man?
Yeah.Copy !req
598. What are you doing?Copy !req
599. Making you feel guilty. Is it working?Copy !req
600. How could it...? No. Look at me.
Does it look like it's working?Copy !req
601. No. No, it's not...Copy !req
602. Ahh! No! No! No! Do not let him win!Copy !req
603. All right, kid. You win.Copy !req
604. Come on, we don't have a second to lose.Copy !req
605. I love this burger. So delicious.Copy !req
606. Mm. One of the best burgers
I've ever had.Copy !req
607. In my universe,
this place closed six years ago.Copy !req
608. I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!Copy !req
609. You have money, right?
I'm not very liquid right now.Copy !req
610. Can we focus?
Mm-hm. Sure.Copy !req
611. The other Peter...
You gonna eat that?Copy !req
612. I'm listening.Copy !req
613. The other Peter said he was
gonna be showing me the ropes.Copy !req
614. Wow.Copy !req
615. You got any Spider-Man tips
you can tell me now?Copy !req
616. Yeah, I got plenty.Copy !req
617. Disinfect the mask.Copy !req
618. You're gonna wanna use baby powder
in the suit, heavy on the joints.Copy !req
619. You don't want any chafing, right?Copy !req
620. Anything else?
Nope, that was everything.Copy !req
621. I think you're gonna be a bad teacher.
Uh.Copy !req
622. Look up where Alchemax is.Copy !req
623. "A private technological campus
in Hudson Valley, New York."Copy !req
624. You can teach me
to swing on the way there. Fwsh, fwsh!Copy !req
625. I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley,
Miles. Not after a hearty burger breakfast.Copy !req
626. Keep your legs fresh.
You're gonna thank me later.Copy !req
627. And it's a no on the cape.
I think it's cool.Copy !req
628. Take that off. It's disrespectful.
Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.Copy !req
629. How do we retrace Peter's steps?
That's a good question.Copy !req
630. What would I do if I were me?Copy !req
631. Got it.Copy !req
632. I infiltrate the lab.Copy !req
633. Find the head
scientist's computer.Copy !req
634. That lady with the bike is the head
scientist. I saw her in this documentary.Copy !req
635. Cool! Step Three:
I reexamine my personal biases.Copy !req
636. I hack the computer.Copy !req
637. It's not technically hacking.Copy !req
638. Not now.
I just lost my train of thought.Copy !req
639. Download the important stuff.
I'll know it when I see it.Copy !req
640. I grab a bagel
from the cafeteria and run.Copy !req
641. So, what am I doing?Copy !req
642. You stay here.
You're lookout. Very important.Copy !req
643. Look, man. You got to teach me how to do
Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help.Copy !req
644. Watch and learn, kid!
I'll quiz ya later!Copy !req
645. Why did I get stuck with the janky,
old, broke hobo Spider-Man?Copy !req
646. That's new.Copy !req
647. Kingpin.Copy !req
648. What am I doing? What am I doing?
What am I doing? What am I doing?Copy !req
649. Peter!Copy !req
650. Peter!Copy !req
651. Ah! Peter!Copy !req
652. What are you doing here?
Kingpin's here.Copy !req
653. Just move over.Copy !req
654. You're steppin' on my foot.
Go back outside.Copy !req
655. No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man
die without doing anything about it.Copy !req
656. I'm not doing that again.Copy !req
657. What?Copy !req
658. Most people I meet
in the workplace try to kill me...Copy !req
659. so you're a nice change of pace.Copy !req
660. Mr. Fisk! Look at this data.Copy !req
661. I know you can't really understand it,
but these are really good numbers.Copy !req
662. And I got the password.Copy !req
663. Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week...Copy !req
664. there could be a black hole
under Brooklyn.Copy !req
665. You see this? And this?Copy !req
666. This is multiple dimensions beginning
to crash into each other.Copy !req
667. This is pretty standard
Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it.Copy !req
668. Watch this. He's gonna say,
"You've got 24 hours."Copy !req
669. You've got 24 hours.Copy !req
670. What this means is there could be
a rupture in the space-time continuum.Copy !req
671. Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything
she said was bad. I was lying before.Copy !req
672. Hold on.
Let me get you some more data.Copy !req
673. What are you doing, bud?
I can't move.Copy !req
674. Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have
time. Just let go. Be in the moment.Copy !req
675. I am in the moment.
It's a terrible moment.Copy !req
676. I'm not refusing.
No more excuses.Copy !req
677. I just need more time.Copy !req
678. They're right there.
They're gonna see you.Copy !req
679. Miles, you got to unstick.Copy !req
680. What do you do to relax?Copy !req
681. Relax. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
682. Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
683. Ahh!Copy !req
684. Just the worst.Copy !req
685. Miles, where did you go?
I'm right here.Copy !req
686. Where? I can't see ya.
I'm right in front of you.Copy !req
687. Can Spider-Man turn invisible?
Not in my universe.Copy !req
688. You just poked me in my eye!Copy !req
689. This is incredible.
Some kind of fight or flight thing.Copy !req
690. What's that?Copy !req
691. Remember this password.
D-g-f-a-m-p-e-s-a-n-d...Copy !req
692. Slow down!Copy !req
693. 4$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.Copy !req
694. I need to write it down!
Download the schematic.Copy !req
695. How do I do that?
While I turn on the charm.Copy !req
696. Spider-Man?Copy !req
697. Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
Wow!Copy !req
698. Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now.
You're supposed to be dead.Copy !req
699. Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no.
We don't like that.Copy !req
700. This is fascinating.Copy !req
701. Okay, that's my face.Copy !req
702. An entirely different Peter Parker.Copy !req
703. Little bit of a gut,
perhaps from dimensional warping.Copy !req
704. Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah.
I was way flatter before I warped.Copy !req
705. Travel through the multiverse appears
to have deteriorated the...Copy !req
706. What was the rest?Copy !req
707. Hey, how old are you?
'Cause you don't look a day over 35.Copy !req
708. They said
I was crazy! They said I was crazy!Copy !req
709. You showed
'em you're not crazy.Copy !req
710. This might pinch a little.Copy !req
711. Ow! Ow! I know.
I just need to get these samples.Copy !req
712. Okay.Copy !req
713. Organize your
desktop, lady.Copy !req
714. Wow. Just complete cellular decay.Copy !req
715. I've never seen anything like this.
What are you doing?Copy !req
716. I'm just taking
the whole thing.Copy !req
717. And obviously you've been glitching.Copy !req
718. "Glitchin"? No.
Why would you even say that?Copy !req
719. If you stay in this dimension too long,
your body's gonna disintegrate.Copy !req
720. Do you know how painful
that would be, Peter Parker?Copy !req
721. I don't know.Copy !req
722. You can't imagine.Copy !req
723. And I, for one...Copy !req
724. can't wait to watch.Copy !req
725. What did you say your name was?Copy !req
726. Dr. Olivia Octavius.Copy !req
727. Can I assume
that your friends call you Doc Ock?Copy !req
728. My friends actually call me Liv.Copy !req
729. My enemies call me Doc Ock.Copy !req
730. I got this! Run!Copy !req
731. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
732. I got it!
Oh, you "got it," Peter?Copy !req
733. I got it handled, buddy!Copy !req
734. Everything is fine!Copy !req
735. Okay, this is a little bit bad.
You're chatty.Copy !req
736. Gotta go.Copy !req
737. This is the moment
that I'm losin' the fight.Copy !req
738. Let me tell you the good news.
We don't need the monitor.Copy !req
739. Oh!
Peter!Copy !req
740. You didn't tell me
you had an invisible friend!Copy !req
741. Could you give me that back,
young man?Copy !req
742. Peter!Copy !req
743. It's proprietary.Copy !req
744. Oh!Copy !req
745. This'd be a good time to turn invisible.
Yep.Copy !req
746. Okay, not gonna turn invisible.
Selecting a bagel.Copy !req
747. Act super normal.Copy !req
748. Spider-Man?Copy !req
749. You know, that's funny,
I get that a lot. Hey.Copy !req
750. Spider-Man?
Hey! Hands up!Copy !req
751. Now we do a switchy-switchy.Copy !req
752. Get back here!
Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
753. He took a bagel!Copy !req
754. Time to swing, just like I taught ya.
When did you teach me that?Copy !req
755. I didn't. It's a little
joke for team-building.Copy !req
756. Hey!Copy !req
757. All right, you ready?
Of course I'm not ready! Oh! Oh, oh!Copy !req
758. I can't do this yet!Copy !req
759. Everybody knows
that the best way to learn...Copy !req
760. is under intense
life-threatening pressure.Copy !req
761. Ow!Copy !req
762. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
763. Uh-oh.Copy !req
764. What are you
doing down there?Copy !req
765. I run better than I swing.Copy !req
766. You got to swing or they'll catch you.Copy !req
767. This is what you wanted.Copy !req
768. Uh-oh.Copy !req
769. Aha!Copy !req
770. Come back, little boy.Copy !req
771. Aim with your hips!
Look where you want it to hit.Copy !req
772. Square your shoulders.
Don't forget to follow through!Copy !req
773. Don't shoot off your back foot.Copy !req
774. That's too many things!
Then stop listening to me!Copy !req
775. That's the best idea you've had all day!Copy !req
776. Nice, Miles!Copy !req
777. Ha, ha!
Good. You're doin' it.Copy !req
778. Double tap to release
and thwip it out again.Copy !req
779. Thwip and release.Copy !req
780. And thwip. Release. Thwip.
And release.Copy !req
781. You're a natural.
Thwip. Release.Copy !req
782. Feel the rhythm?
Whoo-hoo! Thwip. And release!Copy !req
783. Good, Miles.
I got to say, you're amazing, man.Copy !req
784. We're a little team!Copy !req
785. Me as the teacher who could still do it.Copy !req
786. You as the student who can do it,
just not as good.Copy !req
787. I'm proud of us. Is there something
you want to say to me?Copy !req
788. Peter!Copy !req
789. What the...?
Who did that?Copy !req
790. Hey, guys.Copy !req
791. Gwanda?Copy !req
792. It's Gwen, actually.Copy !req
793. Oh, you know her. Very cool.Copy !req
794. I'm from another dimension.Copy !req
795. I mean, another-another dimension.Copy !req
796. All right, people. Let's start
at the beginning one last time.Copy !req
797. My name is Gwen Stacy.
I was bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
798. And for the last two years, I've been
the one and only Spider-Woman.Copy !req
799. You guys know the rest.Copy !req
800. I joined a band.Copy !req
801. Saved my dad.Copy !req
802. I couldn't save my best friend...Copy !req
803. Peter Parker...Copy !req
804. so now I save everyone else.Copy !req
805. And I don't do friends anymore...Copy !req
806. just to avoid any distractions.Copy !req
807. And one day this weird thing happened.Copy !req
808. And I mean, like, really weird.Copy !req
809. I was blown into last week.Copy !req
810. Literally.Copy !req
811. I landed in New York,
but not my New York.Copy !req
812. Lucky for these
folks, Spider-Man saved the day.Copy !req
813. My Spider-sense told me
to head to Visions Academy.Copy !req
814. you guys are early.Copy !req
815. Wasn't sure why until I met you.Copy !req
816. Oh.Copy !req
817. I like your haircut.Copy !req
818. You don't get to like my haircut.Copy !req
819. Let's go.Copy !req
820. How many more Spider-People
are there?Copy !req
821. Save it for Comic-Con.Copy !req
822. What's Comic-Con?Copy !req
823. Whoa!Copy !req
824. You're dead,
Spider-Man.Copy !req
825. Wilson! What are you doing?Copy !req
826. Vanessa.Copy !req
827. Richard, come on.Copy !req
828. Vanessa! Richard!Copy !req
829. No!Copy !req
830. Don't look back, honey.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
831. I killed Spider-Man.Copy !req
832. Why did I just see two more?Copy !req
833. There's three, actually.Copy !req
834. No, this is good.
This is very, very good.Copy !req
835. This means you get what you want.Copy !req
836. It means my collider works.Copy !req
837. All we have to do is kill
a couple of Spiders.Copy !req
838. And the collider will bring
your family back.Copy !req
839. As many families as you want.Copy !req
840. Tomorrow, at my collider.Copy !req
841. Our collider.Copy !req
842. He broke this?Copy !req
843. Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed
about it, so just keep it between us, okay?Copy !req
844. I know where we can make a new one.
And we won't let him break it this time.Copy !req
845. I'm sorry about your friend.Copy !req
846. Thanks, Miles.Copy !req
847. I know how hard this is. To have
to figure this stuff out on your own.Copy !req
848. It's kinda nice not being
the only Spider-person around.Copy !req
849. Yeah.Copy !req
850. If you ever decide to do friends again,
I could always open up a slot.Copy !req
851. I'll keep you posted.Copy !req
852. Cool.Copy !req
853. We should probably go.Copy !req
854. Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.Copy !req
855. Bad idea. This is a bad idea.
Just relax.Copy !req
856. You guys are all very sweet,
but no more fans today, please.Copy !req
857. I'm not ready for this.Copy !req
858. Peter?Copy !req
859. Hey, Aunt May.Copy !req
860. So this is gonna sound crazy,
but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an...Copy !req
861. An alternate dimension.Copy !req
862. Yeah.Copy !req
863. You look tired, Peter.Copy !req
864. Well, I am tired.Copy !req
865. And older. And thicker.
Yeah. I've heard that already.Copy !req
866. Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants?Copy !req
867. Yup, that's what they are.Copy !req
868. I was there...Copy !req
869. when it all happened.Copy !req
870. I am so sorry.Copy !req
871. And what dimension are you from?Copy !req
872. Brooklyn.Copy !req
873. Did Peter have a place where we could
make another one of these?Copy !req
874. A goober.Copy !req
875. Follow me.Copy !req
876. Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little,
old shed where I keep my Spider-gear.Copy !req
877. I mean, this place is pretentious.Copy !req
878. Whoa.Copy !req
879. Dude. Was yours anything like this?Copy !req
880. Mine was like this,
but take away the jeep, the plane.Copy !req
881. Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon.Copy !req
882. I feel sad for this guy.Copy !req
883. Hey, Peter.Copy !req
884. I think this is a cape.Copy !req
885. Peter knew how dangerous the job was.Copy !req
886. But he figured the only one
who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.Copy !req
887. Kingpin knows we're coming.Copy !req
888. We're going to be outnumbered.Copy !req
889. Don't be so sure.Copy !req
890. You might need these.Copy !req
891. You think you're the only people
who thought to come here?Copy !req
892. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
893. Is he in black and white?Copy !req
894. Where's that wind coming from?
We're in a basement.Copy !req
895. Wherever I go, the wind follows.Copy !req
896. And the wind, it smells like rain.Copy !req
897. Hi, guys!Copy !req
898. This could literally
not get any weirder.Copy !req
899. It can get weirder.Copy !req
900. I just washed my hands.
That's why they're wet.Copy !req
901. No other reason.Copy !req
902. You're like me.Copy !req
903. My name is Peter Parker.Copy !req
904. My name is Peni Parker.Copy !req
905. My name is Peter Porker.Copy !req
906. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
I was bitten by a radioactive pig.Copy !req
907. In my universe, it's 1933,
and I'm a private eye.Copy !req
908. I like to drink egg creams,
and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.Copy !req
909. I'm from New
York in the year 3145.Copy !req
910. I have a psychic link with a spider
who lives inside my father's robot.Copy !req
911. And we're best friends. Forever.Copy !req
912. Sometimes I let matches burn down
to my fingertips...Copy !req
913. just to feel something, anything. Aw.Copy !req
914. I'm a photographer
for the Daily Beagle.Copy !req
915. When I'm not pooching around,
I'm working like a dog...Copy !req
916. trying to sniff out the latest story.Copy !req
917. Okay! Enough!Copy !req
918. So, uh, how did you get here?Copy !req
919. Well, it's kind of a long story.Copy !req
920. Maybe not that long.Copy !req
921. And now we're just trying
to find a way home.Copy !req
922. The only way home is back through that
collider gizmo. The only trouble is...Copy !req
923. One of us has to stay behind
and destroy it.Copy !req
924. I'll do it.Copy !req
925. No, no, no. You guys don't get it.Copy !req
926. Don't get what?Copy !req
927. None of you can stay here.
If you stay here, you'll die.Copy !req
928. I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off.Copy !req
929. And I'm gonna get you all home
before I do.Copy !req
930. Look, I made a promise.
So I have to keep it.Copy !req
931. Who are you again?Copy !req
932. This is Miles.Copy !req
933. And he's gonna save the multiverse.
Yeah, man.Copy !req
934. This kid can turn himself invisible.
Watch this. He can do it now.Copy !req
935. I can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command.Copy !req
936. But it is cool.
Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.Copy !req
937. Can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command.Copy !req
938. But he can do so much more.
What else do you do?Copy !req
939. Just those two things.
Just those two things.Copy !req
940. Aw, man.Copy !req
941. Look, I've seen him in action.
He's got potential.Copy !req
942. I think he's gonna get us home.Copy !req
943. Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send
a lot of mugs after ya.Copy !req
944. I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers.
Can you fight them all off at once?Copy !req
945. I haven't actually fought anyone.Copy !req
946. Surprise attack!Copy !req
947. Can you rewire a mainframe
while being shot at?Copy !req
948. Can I what?Copy !req
949. Show me!
Surprise attack!Copy !req
950. Can you swing and flip with the grace
of a trained dancer?Copy !req
951. Can you close off your feelings
so you don't get crippled...Copy !req
952. by the moral ambiguity
of your violent actions?Copy !req
953. Can you help your aunt create
an online dating profile...Copy !req
954. so she can get out
of the dang house once in a while?Copy !req
955. Can you float through the air
when you smell a delicious pie?Copy !req
956. Can you be strong?
Ruthless?Copy !req
957. Disciplined?
I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
958. Psychic?
Show me some moxie, soldier!Copy !req
959. Above all, no matter how many times
you get hit, can you get back up?Copy !req
960. 'Cause when a
Spider-Man is on the floor...Copy !req
961. When you think
you can't keep goin'...Copy !req
962. Come on, Miles.
Come on. You can do it.Copy !req
963. You can do this.
Guys, cool it.Copy !req
964. Come on. You can do it!
Get up, Miles.Copy !req
965. Come on, Miles. Get up.Copy !req
966. You need to be more honest
with yourself about this.Copy !req
967. He's not ready. It's obvious.
There's no way. He's just a kid.Copy !req
968. If he can't do this,
we have to stay and do it for him.Copy !req
969. He's looking right at us
while we talk about him.Copy !req
970. Miles? Miles?Copy !req
971. You see that? He can, uh...Copy !req
972. He can turn invisible.Copy !req
973. Miles, what is
going on with you?Copy !req
974. Nobody's heard from you.
We don't know what's going on.Copy !req
975. If you're hidin' something from us,
you need to come clean.Copy !req
976. You call me back. Now.Copy !req
977. He's not answering me either.Copy !req
978. It's Aaron. I'm outta town for a few days.
I'll hit you when I'm back. Peace.Copy !req
979. Aaron, it's Jeff.Copy !req
980. Look, I need you to call me
if you've heard from Miles.Copy !req
981. He has a...Copy !req
982. He has a soft spot for you...Copy !req
983. and we haven't heard from him.Copy !req
984. And you know I wouldn't reach out
if this wasn't important.Copy !req
985. Hope you're good.Copy !req
986. Dear Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
987. I got to do something,
and I don't know if I can do it.Copy !req
988. I'm scared, man.Copy !req
989. I'm just tired of
lettin' everybody down.Copy !req
990. You're the only one I can talk to.Copy !req
991. I just wish you were here.Copy !req
992. Hello, Mr. Fisk.Copy !req
993. I've got the security tapes
from the tunnel right here.Copy !req
994. If the kid's out there, I'll find him.Copy !req
995. You know me, sir. I don't ever quit.Copy !req
996. This is...Copy !req
997. Purple.
No.Copy !req
998. Blue?
No.Copy !req
999. Has anyone heard from Miles?Copy !req
1000. Look, he's just clearing his head.
I know the kid.Copy !req
1001. He's got what it takes.Copy !req
1002. I bet you he's gonna come back through
that door, recharged and ready to fight.Copy !req
1003. My uncle.
Hey, where have you been?Copy !req
1004. My uncle Aaron, he's the Prowler.Copy !req
1005. Slow down, Miles.
He works for Kingpin. He tried to kill me!Copy !req
1006. This is a pretty hard-core origin story.Copy !req
1007. It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.Copy !req
1008. Were you followed?
No, I don't think so.Copy !req
1009. Cute place. Real homey.
Oh, great. It's Liv.Copy !req
1010. I guess I was followed.Copy !req
1011. Oh, no.Copy !req
1012. Get out of here, kid.Copy !req
1013. You messed up bigtime, kid.
Very sloppy.Copy !req
1014. Let me guess. You're Scorpion.
Well, we're the Spider gang.Copy !req
1015. Would you mind taking this outside?Copy !req
1016. We don't pick the
ballroom, we just dance.Copy !req
1017. Ooh, I think I'll be taking that.Copy !req
1018. Stand, niñito, dale. Prepárate a morir.Copy !req
1019. Aw. Man, stupid pillows.Copy !req
1020. I said, take it outside!Copy !req
1021. I got it!Copy !req
1022. I got this, buddy.Copy !req
1023. Leave the kid alone!Copy !req
1024. No, no, no! No!Copy !req
1025. You got to go, man.Copy !req
1026. All vehicles,
we have a disturbance...Copy !req
1027. involving multiple Spider... people?Copy !req
1028. Yeah. On my way.Copy !req
1029. Give me that thing.Copy !req
1030. Don't be stupid, kid. Hand it over, now!Copy !req
1031. Nowhere left to run.Copy !req
1032. Miles?Copy !req
1033. Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1034. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1035. Please, Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1036. Prowler.Copy !req
1037. What are you waitin' for? Finish it.Copy !req
1038. Get out of here!Copy !req
1039. No.Copy !req
1040. Miles.Copy !req
1041. Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1042. This is my fault.Copy !req
1043. No, Miles.Copy !req
1044. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1045. I wanted you to look up to me.Copy !req
1046. I let you down, man. I let you down.Copy !req
1047. You're the best of all of us, Miles.Copy !req
1048. You're on your way.Copy !req
1049. Just keep going.Copy !req
1050. Just keep going.Copy !req
1051. Hands up!Copy !req
1052. Put your arms up. Now!Copy !req
1053. Turn around.Copy !req
1054. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1055. Aaron. Aaron, no. No!Copy !req
1056. All units.Copy !req
1057. I want an APB on a new Spider-Man.Copy !req
1058. Hey, bud.Copy !req
1059. You okay?Copy !req
1060. We've all been there.
You know, for me...Copy !req
1061. it was my Uncle Ben.Copy !req
1062. For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin.Copy !req
1063. For me, it was my father.Copy !req
1064. For me, it was my best friend.Copy !req
1065. Miles, the hardest thing
about this job is...Copy !req
1066. you can't always save everybody.Copy !req
1067. Look, it was my fault.
You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
1068. Miles, we're probably the only ones
who do understand.Copy !req
1069. Oh, no.Copy !req
1070. That way, that way.Copy !req
1071. Other way, other way,
other way, other way.Copy !req
1072. Hey there.Copy !req
1073. Do animals talk in this dimension?
'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.Copy !req
1074. What's going on?Copy !req
1075. Bye, Miles.Copy !req
1076. Miles, I came to say goodbye.
We can say goodbye at the collider.Copy !req
1077. You're not getting it.
You're staying here.Copy !req
1078. I need to be there.
So you can all go home.Copy !req
1079. They are going home, Miles.
I'm the only one stayin'.Copy !req
1080. You're taking my place?
If you stay here, you'll die.Copy !req
1081. I'm doing what needs to be done.
I just wanted you to hear it from me.Copy !req
1082. What about MJ?Copy !req
1083. Not everything works out, kid.Copy !req
1084. I need the goober.Copy !req
1085. Please don't make me take it from you.Copy !req
1086. That's not fair!
You got to tell them I can do this.Copy !req
1087. It wasn't their decision.Copy !req
1088. I got to make Kingpin pay!
You have to let me make him pay!Copy !req
1089. Miles, you're gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
1090. But I'm ready. I promise!Copy !req
1091. Then venom-strike me right now.Copy !req
1092. Or turn invisible on command
so you can get past me.Copy !req
1093. Look, I know
how much you want this, kid.Copy !req
1094. Poor little guy.Copy !req
1095. But you
don't have it yet.Copy !req
1096. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1097. When will I know I'm ready?Copy !req
1098. You won't. It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
1099. That's all it is, Miles.Copy !req
1100. A leap of faith.Copy !req
1101. Miles.Copy !req
1102. Miles, it's your dad.Copy !req
1103. Please open the door.Copy !req
1104. Miles, I can see
your shadow movin' around.Copy !req
1105. Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it.
You're still ignoring me.Copy !req
1106. Look, can we talk for a minute?Copy !req
1107. Something...Copy !req
1108. Something happened to...Copy !req
1109. Look, sometimes people drift
apart, Miles.Copy !req
1110. And I don't want
that to happen to us, okay?Copy !req
1111. I know I don't always do what you need
me to do or say what you need me to say.Copy !req
1112. I see this spark in you.
It's amazing. It's why I push you.Copy !req
1113. But it's yours.Copy !req
1114. Whatever you choose to do with it,
you'll be great.Copy !req
1115. Look, call me when you can. Okay?Copy !req
1116. I love you.Copy !req
1117. You don't have to say it back, though.Copy !req
1118. Took you long enough.Copy !req
1119. I see this spark in you.
It's amazing.Copy !req
1120. Whatever you choose to do with it,
you'll be great.Copy !req
1121. Our family doesn't
run from things.Copy !req
1122. You're the best of all of us, Miles.
You're on your way.Copy !req
1123. Just keep going.Copy !req
1124. When do I
know I'm Spider-Man?Copy !req
1125. You won't.Copy !req
1126. That's all it is, Miles.Copy !req
1127. A leap of faith.Copy !req
1128. Made 'em myself.Copy !req
1129. They fit perfectly.Copy !req
1130. Whoo!Copy !req
1131. Kingpin has a private
elevator entrance...Copy !req
1132. from his penthouse
to the collider below.Copy !req
1133. Didn't count on
having an audience.Copy !req
1134. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1135. Thank you. It's nice to be with you
this evening to celebrate Spider-Man.Copy !req
1136. He and I were very close.Copy !req
1137. What a pig.
I'm right here.Copy !req
1138. Hold on. Get a load
of how the waiters are dressed.Copy !req
1139. It's in poor taste, but...Copy !req
1140. It can't be that easy.Copy !req
1141. It's that easy.Copy !req
1142. I just wanna thank Mary
Jane Parker for being here this evening.Copy !req
1143. MJ?Copy !req
1144. Pay attention.
It's not your MJ, Peter, okay?Copy !req
1145. I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
Shh!Copy !req
1146. Peter! Come here. Trust me. I've
been there. You got to move on, buddy.Copy !req
1147. It will take one second.
Let me just... Oh!Copy !req
1148. Hello.
Oh, wow.Copy !req
1149. Um... I just wondered if we could have
some more bread at table 12.Copy !req
1150. Yeah.Copy !req
1151. I'm just, uh... I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1152. Oh! Heh. Don't be sorry.
It's just bread.Copy !req
1153. I wasn't there for you
when you needed me.Copy !req
1154. Mm-hm.
I didn't even try.Copy !req
1155. That's fine.
You know, I should really get going.Copy !req
1156. I know I could do better if I just had
another chance to give you, uh...Copy !req
1157. the bread that you deserve.Copy !req
1158. Are you okay?
We'll take care of that bread right now.Copy !req
1159. Well, it's been nice,
uh, talking to you.Copy !req
1160. For you, they should fill this place up
with fresh bread.Copy !req
1161. You all right, man?
Oh, yeah. Totally.Copy !req
1162. Good, 'cause we
are not getting any bread.Copy !req
1163. I'm just sorry my family
can't see what we're doing here tonight.Copy !req
1164. Initializing primary ignition sequence.Copy !req
1165. Sleep.Copy !req
1166. Start the sequence.Copy !req
1167. Uploading Vanessa Fisk
and Richard Fisk DNA sequence.Copy !req
1168. Beginning scan
for dimensional matches.Copy !req
1169. Secondary ignition in five, four...Copy !req
1170. three, two, one.Copy !req
1171. Peter, you don't have to stay behind.
I can do it.Copy !req
1172. It's okay.Copy !req
1173. I've made up my mind.Copy !req
1174. I'll put the goober in
and take over the beam.Copy !req
1175. After you're gone, I'll blow it up.Copy !req
1176. Good luck, guys.Copy !req
1177. They know we're here.Copy !req
1178. Nice to see you again, Peter.Copy !req
1179. I got you covered!Copy !req
1180. These guys are the pits.Copy !req
1181. Why is this always difficult?Copy !req
1182. Where you going, Peter?Copy !req
1183. Any last words?Copy !req
1184. Can I get a minute to think about it?
You have a pen?Copy !req
1185. Goodbye, Peter Parker.Copy !req
1186. Who did that?Copy !req
1187. Miles?
Spider-Man?Copy !req
1188. Wow, Miles. You're doing it on command!
It's about time, right?Copy !req
1189. Look who's here!
You figured it out.Copy !req
1190. I love you! I am so proud of you!
Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
1191. Do I want kids?Copy !req
1192. Oh, yeah, I forgot about her.Copy !req
1193. Well, that doesn't look promising.
No, it doesn't.Copy !req
1194. I've got genetic matches.
Hold on.Copy !req
1195. It's too risky.Copy !req
1196. Shut up and turn it up.Copy !req
1197. On your left!
On your right!Copy !req
1198. I got five o'clock!
Three o'clock! Two o'clock!Copy !req
1199. Every direction!Copy !req
1200. Get to a shelter. I'll be right there.Copy !req
1201. I tried the
school, but I can't get through.Copy !req
1202. Guys, are you seeing this?Copy !req
1203. Looks like our
dimensions are coming to us.Copy !req
1204. Does look cool
though, right?Copy !req
1205. We got to
get back up there.Copy !req
1206. Is that all you got?
You gonna fight or you just bumping gums?Copy !req
1207. You hard-boiled turtle slapper!Copy !req
1208. What are you,
some kind of silly cartoon?Copy !req
1209. You got a problem with cartoons?Copy !req
1210. Blammo!Copy !req
1211. Aww. Did that feel like a cartoon?Copy !req
1212. Gwen!Copy !req
1213. I like your suit.Copy !req
1214. Thanks. I made it myself.Copy !req
1215. That was adorable, team!
Now, hold on tight!Copy !req
1216. Buckle up, guys.
This is gonna take a while.Copy !req
1217. All right. Never mind.Copy !req
1218. Let's end this thing.Copy !req
1219. Guys, I got it.Copy !req
1220. I'll go. I'm the one with the goo...Copy !req
1221. Oh, you got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1222. Don't watch the mouth.
Watch the hands.Copy !req
1223. Miles!
Be careful!Copy !req
1224. Whoo! That was crazy.Copy !req
1225. We taught him that, right?Copy !req
1226. I didn't teach him that.
And you definitely didn't.Copy !req
1227. You okay?Copy !req
1228. Come on.Copy !req
1229. Guys, I got control of the beam!
Get up here!Copy !req
1230. Alert! Quantum polarity
has been reversed.Copy !req
1231. Guess this is it.Copy !req
1232. Well, nice to know we're not alone.Copy !req
1233. Right?
Yeah.Copy !req
1234. I got the portal open. You first, Peni.Copy !req
1235. Thank you, Miles.Copy !req
1236. From both of us.Copy !req
1237. I, uh, love you all.Copy !req
1238. I'm taking this cube thing with me.Copy !req
1239. I don't understand it.Copy !req
1240. But I will.Copy !req
1241. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1242. It'll fit in your pocket.Copy !req
1243. That's all, folks.Copy !req
1244. Is he allowed to say
that, legally?Copy !req
1245. Do I get to like the hairdo now?Copy !req
1246. You know I'm older than you.Copy !req
1247. 15 months, but it's pretty significant
if you ask me.Copy !req
1248. Well, Einstein said
time was relative, right?Copy !req
1249. Heh. Nice.Copy !req
1250. Friends?Copy !req
1251. Friends.Copy !req
1252. Cool.Copy !req
1253. See you around, Spider-Man.Copy !req
1254. Your turn.Copy !req
1255. Yeah, yeah. Right.Copy !req
1256. You're not going anywhere!Copy !req
1257. I'll hold him off. You shut this down.Copy !req
1258. Peter, that wasn't the deal!Copy !req
1259. Push the green button!
Do not wait for me!Copy !req
1260. Ahh! What are you doing?
You got to go home!Copy !req
1261. This guy could kill you!
I can't let Spider-Man die.Copy !req
1262. Neither can I.Copy !req
1263. It's okay.Copy !req
1264. Yeah, it is okay.Copy !req
1265. You got to go home, man.Copy !req
1266. How do I know
I'm not gonna mess it up again?Copy !req
1267. You won't.Copy !req
1268. Heh. Right.Copy !req
1269. It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
1270. Not bad, kid.Copy !req
1271. Kingpin!Copy !req
1272. Nope!Copy !req
1273. Sorry! That's cheating.Copy !req
1274. Adiós.Copy !req
1275. I got to get to that button.Copy !req
1276. Oh, no.Copy !req
1277. Not so easy doing it on your own, is it?Copy !req
1278. I can't wait to kill
one more Spider-Man.Copy !req
1279. Where am I?
What?Copy !req
1280. Wilson?Copy !req
1281. Is this what you want, man?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1282. Vanessa. Vanessa.Copy !req
1283. What are we doing here?
I don't know, Richard.Copy !req
1284. It's me. You know me.Copy !req
1285. We're leaving now.Copy !req
1286. Don't go.Copy !req
1287. Stay with me.Copy !req
1288. Please!Copy !req
1289. You're not stopping this. Not today.Copy !req
1290. I am stopping this. Right now!Copy !req
1291. I need backup.Copy !req
1292. Come on.Copy !req
1293. The real Spider-Man
couldn't even beat me.Copy !req
1294. You're nothing!Copy !req
1295. You took my family.Copy !req
1296. And now I'm gonna make sure
you never see yours again.Copy !req
1297. Get up, Spider-Man.Copy !req
1298. Get up! Come on!Copy !req
1299. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1300. I'll always have my family.Copy !req
1301. You ever hear of the shoulder touch?Copy !req
1302. What?Copy !req
1303. Hey.Copy !req
1304. Hey, Kingpin!
Push the green button for me!Copy !req
1305. Miles? Miles? Are you okay?Copy !req
1306. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
1307. You're probably busy...Copy !req
1308. No! I can talk, I can talk.Copy !req
1309. Look, so I came by earlier
because, uh...Copy !req
1310. Your uncle...
I know, Dad.Copy !req
1311. I am so sorry.Copy !req
1312. Yeah.Copy !req
1313. Do you know who did it?Copy !req
1314. I thought I did.Copy !req
1315. But I was wrong.Copy !req
1316. Look, Miles, what I said at the door...Copy !req
1317. it wasn't just talk.Copy !req
1318. Look, you know, I was thinking
maybe we could find a nice wall...Copy !req
1319. privately owned,
like at the police station...Copy !req
1320. and you could, um, "throw up"
some of your art.Copy !req
1321. Man, I'm bad at this.Copy !req
1322. Okay, Miles. Miles? You there?Copy !req
1323. Oh, come on, man. C-Mobile!Copy !req
1324. Officer.
Spider-Man!Copy !req
1325. Listen, um, down there, that was...Copy !req
1326. I mean, I owe you...Copy !req
1327. Okay!Copy !req
1328. I look forward to workin' with you.Copy !req
1329. Heh, heh. Yeah, me, too. I guess.Copy !req
1330. I don't approve of your methods...Copy !req
1331. but we're just gonna have
to agree to disagree.Copy !req
1332. Thank you for your bravery tonight.Copy !req
1333. I love you.
Heh, heh.Copy !req
1334. Wait, what?Copy !req
1335. And look behind you!Copy !req
1336. All right. Cool. Yeah.Copy !req
1337. Thanks, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man, a su servicio. Thank you.Copy !req
1338. Hey, man. What's up, little man?
New Spider-Man.Copy !req
1339. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the new Spider-Man.
Check it out.Copy !req
1340. Whoa!Copy !req
1341. That was part of the move.Copy !req
1342. Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah?
For real this time. This is it.Copy !req
1343. My name is Miles Morales.
I was bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
1344. And for like two days, I've been
the one and only Spider-Man.Copy !req
1345. I think you know the rest.Copy !req
1346. I finished my essay.Copy !req
1347. Saved a bunch of people.Copy !req
1348. Got hit by a drone.
Ouch!Copy !req
1349. I did this with my dad.Copy !req
1350. Met my roommate. Finally.Copy !req
1351. Slapped a sticker
where my dad's never gonna find it.Copy !req
1352. And when I feel alone, like no one
understands what I'm going through...Copy !req
1353. I remember my friends who get it.Copy !req
1354. I never thought
I'd be able to do any of this stuff.Copy !req
1355. But I can.Copy !req
1356. Anyone can wear the mask.Copy !req
1357. You could wear the mask.Copy !req
1358. If you didn't know that before,
I hope you do now.Copy !req
1359. 'Cause I'm Spider-Man.Copy !req
1360. And I'm not the only one.Copy !req
1361. Not by a long shot.Copy !req
1362. Miles. Miles!Copy !req
1363. You got a minute?Copy !req
1364. You're a bit late.
We can't all be everywhere at once.Copy !req
1365. Little text might've been nice.Copy !req
1366. I was gone for less than two hours.
What happened?Copy !req
1367. Okay. I know what it looks like.Copy !req
1368. But here's the good news.
Oh, here we go.Copy !req
1369. The multiverse didn't collapse.Copy !req
1370. Oh, cool!
Little touch and go.Copy !req
1371. But it worked out.Copy !req
1372. Great story. Did you finish the goober?
It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.Copy !req
1373. Do you always have to call me out?
It's just really frustrating and bums me out.Copy !req
1374. Don't get
excited, Miguel.Copy !req
1375. It's just a prototype.
Not excited.Copy !req
1376. But you could be the first person
to make an autonomous multiverse jump.Copy !req
1377. Or the last.Copy !req
1378. So we're just gonna
roll the dice on this?Copy !req
1379. So, what you do you say, pal?
Where you want to go first?Copy !req
1380. Let's start at the
beginning one last time.Copy !req
1381. Earth '67.Copy !req
1382. Whoa! What the...?Copy !req
1383. I'm Spider-Man.Copy !req
1384. I need you to come with me.
Who the heck are you?Copy !req
1385. I just told you...
Listen. I'm from the future.Copy !req
1386. How dare you point at me!
You were pointing first.Copy !req
1387. It's rude to point.
You're being very rude.Copy !req
1388. Which one pointed first?Copy !req
1389. Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously.Copy !req
1390. You're pointing at me right now.
I'm not pointing.Copy !req
1391. Look at your finger.Copy !req
1392. I'm pointing out your pointing,
which is different.Copy !req
1393. You haven't seen pointing.Copy !req
1394. You're accusing me
of pointing while you're...!Copy !req