1. All right, let's
do this one last time.Copy !req
2. My name is Peter Parker.Copy !req
3. I was bitten
by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
4. And for 10 years...Copy !req
5. I've been the oneCopy !req
6. and onlyCopy !req
7. Spider-Man.Copy !req
8. I'm pretty sure
you know the rest.Copy !req
9. With great power comes
great responsibility.Copy !req
10. I saved a bunch of people,
fell in love, saved the city.Copy !req
11. And then
I saved the city again.Copy !req
12. And again and againCopy !req
13. and again.Copy !req
14. And I did, uh...Copy !req
15. I did this.Copy !req
16. We don't really talk
about this.Copy !req
17. Look, I'm a comic book.
I'm a cereal.Copy !req
18. Did a Christmas album.Copy !req
19. I have an excellent theme song.Copy !req
20. And a so-so popsicle.Copy !req
21. I mean, I've looked worse.Copy !req
22. But after everything...Copy !req
23. I still love being Spider-Man.Copy !req
24. I mean, who wouldn't?Copy !req
25. So no matter
how many hits I take...Copy !req
26. ...I always find a way
to come back.Copy !req
27. Because the only thing standing
between this city and oblivionCopy !req
28. is me.Copy !req
29. There's only one Spider-Man.Copy !req
30. And you're lookin' at him.Copy !req
31. Miles, papá, time for school!Copy !req
32. Miles!Copy !req
33. Miles!Copy !req
34. - Miles!
- Yeah! Yeah?Copy !req
35. Are you finished
packing for school?Copy !req
36. Yeah.Copy !req
37. Just ironing my last shirt.Copy !req
38. Come on! You a grown man now.Copy !req
39. - Let's show these teachers that.
- Miles!Copy !req
40. Where's my laptop?Copy !req
41. If you want me to drive you,
we gotta go now.Copy !req
42. No, Dad, I'll walk.Copy !req
43. - Personal chauffeur going once.
- It's okay.Copy !req
44. - Miles! Gotta go.
- In a minute!Copy !req
45. - Gotta go.
- In a minute!Copy !req
46. Mom, I gotta go.Copy !req
47. In a minute.Copy !req
48. See you Friday.Copy !req
49. Look who's back.
Yo, what's going on, bro?Copy !req
50. Hey, I'm just walking
by. How you doin'?Copy !req
51. Yo, Miles! You feel
that earthquake last night?Copy !req
52. What you talkin' about?
I slept like a baby last night.Copy !req
53. - How's that new school?
- So easy.Copy !req
54. - We miss you, Miles.
- You miss me? I still live here!Copy !req
55. Wait, you miss me?Copy !req
56. Contra!Copy !req
57. Oh, come on.Copy !req
58. Seriously, Dad.
Walking would've been fine.Copy !req
59. You can walk plenty
on SaturdayCopy !req
60. when you peel
those stickers off.Copy !req
61. You saw that?
I don't know if that was me.Copy !req
62. And the two from yesterday
on Clinton.Copy !req
63. Yeah, those were me.Copy !req
64. Look at that.
Another new coffee shop.Copy !req
65. - You see that?
- Totally. Yeah.Copy !req
66. - What's that one called?
- Foam Party.Copy !req
67. "Foam Party"? Come on.Copy !req
68. And everyone is just linin' up.
You see that?Copy !req
69. I see it.Copy !req
70. Is that a coffee shop
or a disco?Copy !req
71. Dad, you're old, man.Copy !req
72. There are multiple reportsCopy !req
73. of another mysterious
seismic event last night.Copy !req
74. Sources close to Spider-Man say
he's looking into the problem.Copy !req
75. Spider-Man. I mean,
this guy swings in once a day,Copy !req
76. zip-zap-zop in his little mask
and answers to no one. Right?Copy !req
77. Yeah, Dad. Yeah.Copy !req
78. Meanwhile,
my guys are out there,Copy !req
79. - lives on the line, no masks.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
80. - We show our faces.
- Speed up. I know these kids.Copy !req
81. With great ability
comes great accountability.Copy !req
82. That's not even
how the saying goes.Copy !req
83. I do like his cereal, though.
I'll give him that.Copy !req
84. Oh, my gosh.
Don't cops run red lights?Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah, some do.
But not your dad.Copy !req
86. Why can't I go back
to Brooklyn Middle?Copy !req
87. You've given it
two weeks.Copy !req
88. We're not having
this conversation.Copy !req
89. I just think that
this new school is elitist.Copy !req
90. - "Elitist"?
- And I would prefer to beCopy !req
91. at a normal school
among the people.Copy !req
92. "The people"?
These are your people.Copy !req
93. I'm only here 'cause
I won that stupid lottery.Copy !req
94. No way. You passed the entry
test just like everybody else.Copy !req
95. You have an opportunity here.
You wanna blow that?Copy !req
96. You wanna end up
like your uncle?Copy !req
97. What's wrong with Uncle Aaron?
He's a good guy.Copy !req
98. We all make choices in life.Copy !req
99. It doesn't feel
like I have a choice right now.Copy !req
100. You don't!Copy !req
101. I love you, Miles.Copy !req
102. Yeah, I know, Dad.
See you Friday.Copy !req
103. - You gotta say "I love you" back.
- Dad, are you serious?Copy !req
104. I wanna hear it.
"I love you, Dad."Copy !req
105. You wanna hear me
say it?Copy !req
106. You're dropping me off
at a school.Copy !req
107. - "I love you, Dad."
- Look at this place.Copy !req
108. "Dad, I love you."Copy !req
109. Dad, I love you.Copy !req
110. That's a copy.Copy !req
111. Tie your shoes, please.Copy !req
112. "I love you, Dad."Copy !req
113. Hey, good morning.
How you doin'?Copy !req
114. - Weekend was short, huh?
- "That's a copy."Copy !req
115. Oh, my gosh!
This is embarrassing.Copy !req
116. We wore the same jacket.Copy !req
117. Hey. Your shoe's untied.Copy !req
118. Yeah, I'm aware.
It's a choice.Copy !req
119. Who can solve this for XY?Copy !req
120. And that is known
as a syllogism.Copy !req
121. Read two chapters
of Great Expectations.Copy !req
122. A take-home quiz
on volumetric pressure.Copy !req
123. Five-page essay
with your conclusions stressed.Copy !req
124. ...countless other possibilities.Copy !req
125. There could be a universe
where I am wearing red.Copy !req
126. Or wearing leather pants.Copy !req
127. Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark.
You're late again.Copy !req
128. Einstein said
time was relative, right?Copy !req
129. Maybe I'm not late.
Maybe you guys are early.Copy !req
130. Sorry.
It was just so quiet.Copy !req
131. Would you like
to keep standing there,Copy !req
132. or do you wanna sit down?Copy !req
133. Our universe is, in fact,
one of many parallel universesCopy !req
134. happening
at the exact same time.Copy !req
135. Thanks to everyone here at
the Fisk Family Foundation...Copy !req
136. - I liked your joke.
- Really?Copy !req
137. I mean, it wasn't funny.
That's why I laughed.Copy !req
138. But it was smart,
so I liked it.Copy !req
139. I don't thinkCopy !req
140. I've seen you before.Copy !req
141. Every choice that we makeCopy !req
142. would create countless
other possibilities.Copy !req
143. A what-if to infinity.Copy !req
144. A zero?
A few more of those,Copy !req
145. you'd probably have
to kick me outta here, huh?Copy !req
146. Maybe I'm just not right
for this school.Copy !req
147. If a person wearing a blindfold
picked the answersCopy !req
148. on a true-or-false quiz
at random,Copy !req
149. do you know
what score they would get?Copy !req
150. - 50%?
- That's right!Copy !req
151. The only way to get
all the answers wrongCopy !req
152. is to know
which answers are right.Copy !req
153. You're trying to quit.Copy !req
154. And I'm not gonna let you.Copy !req
155. I'm
assigning you a personal essay.Copy !req
156. Not about physics,
but about you,Copy !req
157. and what kind of person
you want to be.Copy !req
158. Uncle Aaron!
Hey! Were you scared?Copy !req
159. You want that?Copy !req
160. What's up with school?Copy !req
161. Going great!
Got tons of friends.Copy !req
162. You can't tell me
it's all that bad there.Copy !req
163. Smart girls
is where it's at.Copy !req
164. Place must be full of 'em.Copy !req
165. No, there's no one.Copy !req
166. Yo, I can't have
no nephew of mineCopy !req
167. on the streets
with no game.Copy !req
168. Hey, I got game.
There's a new girl.Copy !req
169. Actually, you know,
she's kinda into me.Copy !req
170. You know how it is.Copy !req
171. What's her name?Copy !req
172. You know, we layin'
down the groundwork right now.Copy !req
173. You know about
the shoulder touch?Copy !req
174. 'Course I do.Copy !req
175. But tell me anyway.Copy !req
176. Tomorrow, find that girl.
You walk up to her and be like:Copy !req
177. "Hey."Copy !req
178. You serious, Uncle Aaron?Copy !req
179. I'm tellin' you, man,
it's science.Copy !req
180. So walk up to her
and be like: "Hey."Copy !req
181. No, no, no, no.
Like: "Hey."Copy !req
182. "Hey."Copy !req
183. No. "Hey."Copy !req
184. "Hey."Copy !req
185. You sure you my nephew, man?Copy !req
186. Is that her?Copy !req
187. I should probably go.
Still got a paper to do tonight.Copy !req
188. Yo, you been holdin' out on me?
You throw these up yet?Copy !req
189. Naw, man. You know
my dad. I can't.Copy !req
190. Come on. I got a spot
you ain't gon' believe.Copy !req
191. Naw, I can't.
I can't. Can't.Copy !req
192. I'm gonna get
in so much trouble.Copy !req
193. Hey, man. Tell him
your art teacher made you.Copy !req
194. How'd you know
about this place?Copy !req
195. Did an engineering
job down here.Copy !req
196. What's up?Copy !req
197. Yeah, man,
I knew we were related.Copy !req
198. Whoa!Copy !req
199. Brooklyn!Copy !req
200. There's a lot of
history on these walls.Copy !req
201. This is so fresh.Copy !req
202. And now
you on your own, Miles.Copy !req
203. Whoa, slow down a little.Copy !req
204. That's better.Copy !req
205. See what you got now?
Makin' mistakes is part of it.Copy !req
206. The real Miles
comin' outta hidin'.Copy !req
207. Now you can cut that line
with another color.Copy !req
208. Little help?Copy !req
209. Did you want drips?
'Cause if you do, that's cool,Copy !req
210. but if you don't,
you gotta keep it moving.Copy !req
211. That's intentional.Copy !req
212. - Wow.
- Is it too crazy?Copy !req
213. No, man.Copy !req
214. Miles, I see exactly
what you're doing there.Copy !req
215. Yeah. You know,Copy !req
216. me and your dad used
to do this back in the day.Copy !req
217. - Stop lyin'.
- It's true.Copy !req
218. Then he took on the cop thing,
and I don't know...Copy !req
219. He's a good guy, just...Copy !req
220. You know
what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
221. All right, come on, man.
I gotta roll.Copy !req
222. (Copy !req
223. Miles, let's go.Copy !req
224. That's weird.Copy !req
225. My pants shrank.Copy !req
226. I think I hit puberty.Copy !req
227. I gotta get new pants.Copy !req
228. Wait. Why is the voice
in my head so loud?Copy !req
229. What?Copy !req
230. - Oh! Are you okay?
- What?Copy !req
231. Why am I so sweaty?Copy !req
232. Why are you so sweaty?Copy !req
233. It's a puberty thing.Copy !req
234. I don't know why I said that.
I'm not going through puberty.Copy !req
235. I did, but I'm done.Copy !req
236. I'm a man.Copy !req
237. So you're, like, new
here, right? We got that in common.Copy !req
238. Yeah. That's one thing.Copy !req
239. Cool. Yeah. I'm Miles.Copy !req
240. I'm Gwe... anda.Copy !req
241. Wait, your name is Gwanda?Copy !req
242. Yes, it's African.
I'm South African.Copy !req
243. No accent though
'cause I was raised here.Copy !req
244. Do the shoulder
touch now before she walks away.Copy !req
245. Why is this so scary?Copy !req
246. Am I doing this in slow motion
or does it just feel that way?Copy !req
247. I'm kidding. It's Wanda.
No "G." That's crazy. Heh.Copy !req
248. Hey.Copy !req
249. Okay, then.Copy !req
250. I'll see you around.Copy !req
251. Oh. See you.Copy !req
252. - Sorry. Um...
- Hey.Copy !req
253. - Oh, crap.
- Can you let go, please?Copy !req
254. - I can't let go.
- Ow! Ow! Calm down. It's fine.Copy !req
255. - Miles, let go.
- Workin' on it.Copy !req
256. It's just puberty.Copy !req
257. I don't think you know
what puberty is. Just relax.Copy !req
258. - Okay, I have a plan.
- Great.Copy !req
259. - I'm gonna pull really hard.
- That's a terrible plan.Copy !req
260. - One.
- Don't do this.Copy !req
261. - Two.
- Three!Copy !req
262. Nice to meet you?Copy !req
263. Sure. Total pleasure.Copy !req
264. No one saw. It's okay.Copy !req
265. No one knows, no one knows.Copy !req
266. Everyone knows.Copy !req
267. Everyone knows.
They're talkin' 'bout me.Copy !req
268. They saw everything!Copy !req
269. He knows. She knows. They know.Copy !req
270. Wow, she's super tall.Copy !req
271. Why is he smiling?
Am I the weird guy now?Copy !req
272. What am I doing?Copy !req
273. That guy's
such a weirdo.Copy !req
274. How do I stop?Copy !req
275. Can they hear my thoughts?!Copy !req
276. Why are all my thoughts
so loud?!Copy !req
277. Hey! I know you snuck out
last night, Morales.Copy !req
278. Play dumb!Copy !req
279. Who's Morales?Copy !req
280. Not that dumb!Copy !req
281. Hey!Copy !req
282. Okay, okay. You're okay.Copy !req
283. You're okay.Copy !req
284. He'll never find you.Copy !req
285. No.Copy !req
286. Ow!Copy !req
287. What are you doing
in my office, Morales?!Copy !req
288. Morales! Open up!Copy !req
289. Why is this happening?Copy !req
290. He's got
a nice voice.Copy !req
291. Open up!Copy !req
292. Stop sticking!Copy !req
293. Keep sticking, Miles! Oh!Copy !req
294. Hofstadter
is suggesting...Copy !req
295. ...is that we...Copy !req
296. ...look on the...Copy !req
297. Okay.Copy !req
298. My room!Copy !req
299. "Why is this happening?"Copy !req
300. "Please stop sticking."Copy !req
301. "Please keep st..."Copy !req
302. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
303. How could there be
two Spider-Men?Copy !req
304. There can't be two Spider-Men.Copy !req
305. Can there?Copy !req
306. Come on, Uncle
Aaron, pick up. Pick up!Copy !req
307. Yo, it's Aaron.Copy !req
308. I'm outta town for a few days.Copy !req
309. I'll hit you when I'm back.
Peace.Copy !req
310. No. No-No-No-No-No.Copy !req
311. It's not possible!Copy !req
312. It's just puberty.Copy !req
313. It's a normal spider
and I'm a normal kid!Copy !req
314. All right!Copy !req
315. I gotta tell someone.Copy !req
316. Okay, you're being crazy, Miles.
You're being crazy.Copy !req
317. Find the spider.Copy !req
318. You'll see.Copy !req
319. It's a normal spider.Copy !req
320. It's, like, boring
how normal this spider is.Copy !req
321. I'm right here.Copy !req
322. Why is this happening to me?Copy !req
323. Slow down! What am I doing?Copy !req
324. Way over there.Copy !req
325. You're like me.Copy !req
326. Miles. Look out.Copy !req
327. I don't wanna be a hero.Copy !req
328. Miles.Copy !req
329. Whoa!Copy !req
330. Norman, listen to me.Copy !req
331. Spider-Man?Copy !req
332. I cannot let you open a portal
to another dimension.Copy !req
333. Brooklyn is not zoned
for that.Copy !req
334. It's not up to me.Copy !req
335. Is that Green Goblin?!Copy !req
336. Why won't you quit?!Copy !req
337. I guess I like Brooklyn not
being sucked into a black hole.Copy !req
338. I think I'm gonna go.Copy !req
339. Staten Island, maybe.
Not Brooklyn.Copy !req
340. No! No!Copy !req
341. Whoa!Copy !req
342. What now?Copy !req
343. What is this place?Copy !req
344. Did you know your shoes
are untied?Copy !req
345. - Uh-huh.
- This is a onesie,Copy !req
346. so I don't really
have to worry about it.Copy !req
347. I thought I was the only one.
You're like me.Copy !req
348. I don't wanna be.Copy !req
349. I don't think
you have a choice, kiddo.Copy !req
350. Got a lot going through
your head, I'm sure.Copy !req
351. Yeah.Copy !req
352. You're gonna be fine.
I can help you.Copy !req
353. If you stick around,
I can show you the ropes.Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. I just need to destroy
this big machine real quickCopy !req
356. before the space-time
continuum collapses.Copy !req
357. Don't move.Copy !req
358. See you in a bit.Copy !req
359. How does he do that?Copy !req
360. Is it here?
No, no, it's here.Copy !req
361. All right, folks.Copy !req
362. I always get this wrong.Copy !req
363. Oh, boy.Copy !req
364. Prowler.Copy !req
365. Man, I was in
the middle of something.Copy !req
366. I am so tired.Copy !req
367. Are you mad at me?
I feel like you're mad at me.Copy !req
368. That all you got?Copy !req
369. Aw, so gross.Copy !req
370. I should go
up there and help him.Copy !req
371. Who am I kidding?
I should not do that.Copy !req
372. Watch out.
Here comes the Spider-Man.Copy !req
373. You like my new toy?Copy !req
374. Cost me a fortune, but, hey,
can't take it with you, right?Copy !req
375. You came all this way.
Watch the test.Copy !req
376. It's a hell of a freaking
light show.Copy !req
377. You're gonna love this.Copy !req
378. No! No,
don't do this! Stop!Copy !req
379. You don't know what it can do!
You'll kill us all!Copy !req
380. I see multiple
dimensions opening!Copy !req
381. That was three, four
and five separate dimensions.Copy !req
382. It's unstable! We should stop.Copy !req
383. Norm, what's your take
on head trauma?Copy !req
384. I tried to warn you, pal.Copy !req
385. Goblin, no!
Get him outta there!Copy !req
386. Wilson! Where are we?Copy !req
387. Really weird.Copy !req
388. Wilson!Copy !req
389. Hey! Are you okay?Copy !req
390. I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm just resting.Copy !req
391. - Can't you get up?
- Yeah.Copy !req
392. Yeah, I always get up.Copy !req
393. The coughing's
probably not a good sign.Copy !req
394. Find him. Now.Copy !req
395. Listen, we gotta team up here.
We don't have that much time.Copy !req
396. This override key is the only
way to stop the collider.Copy !req
397. Swing up there, use this key,
push the button and blow it up.Copy !req
398. You need to hide your face.Copy !req
399. You don't tell anyone
who you are.Copy !req
400. No one can know. He's got
everyone in his pocket.Copy !req
401. If he turns
the machine on again,Copy !req
402. everything you know
will disappear.Copy !req
403. Your family, everyone.Copy !req
404. Everyone.Copy !req
405. Promise me you'll do this.Copy !req
406. I promise.Copy !req
407. Go. Destroy the collider.Copy !req
408. I'll come and find you.Copy !req
409. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
410. Tombstone.Copy !req
411. We're done with tests.Copy !req
412. Get that thing ready
to go again. And soon.Copy !req
413. Run faster!Copy !req
414. These guys are weak.Copy !req
415. I'd say it's nice
to see you again, Spider-Man,Copy !req
416. but it's not.Copy !req
417. Hey, Kingpin.
How's business?Copy !req
418. Boomin'. Heh.Copy !req
419. Nice. Aw, that's a no-no.Copy !req
420. This might open a
black hole under Brooklyn.Copy !req
421. It can't be worth the risk.Copy !req
422. It's not always
about the money, Spider-Man.Copy !req
423. Don't you wanna know
what I saw in there?Copy !req
424. Wait.Copy !req
425. I know
what you're trying to do,Copy !req
426. and it won't work.Copy !req
427. They're gone.Copy !req
428. Get rid of the body.Copy !req
429. What was that?Copy !req
430. Kill that guy.Copy !req
431. Stop sticking!Copy !req
432. Stand clear
of the closing doors, please.Copy !req
433. Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.Copy !req
434. Police! Put your hands up!Copy !req
435. Miles? Miles?Copy !req
436. Why aren't you
at school?Copy !req
437. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
438. Miles?
¿Qué te pasa?Copy !req
439. Is it the earthquake?Copy !req
440. Can I sleep here tonight?Copy !req
441. Miles.
It's a weeknight.Copy !req
442. You made a commitment
to that school.Copy !req
443. He's upset.Copy !req
444. Of course you can stay.Copy !req
445. - Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. Do you really hate
Spider-Man?Copy !req
447. Yeah. I mean, with
a vigilante, there is...Copy !req
448. Jeff, mi amor.Copy !req
449. What? He asked me.Copy !req
450. Baby, you know how I feel
about Spider-Man. Come on.Copy !req
451. Tú sabes que
él te quiere mucho.Copy !req
452. That's why he's tough on you.
You know that, right?Copy !req
453. Mom, do you ever think
about moving out of Brooklyn?Copy !req
454. Our family doesn't run
from things, Miles.Copy !req
455. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
456. What's that about?Copy !req
457. He's having a hard time, Jeff.Copy !req
458. When it gets hard,Copy !req
459. that's when
he's gotta stick it out.Copy !req
460. We interrupt this
broadcast for a special report.Copy !req
461. Sad news tonight.Copy !req
462. The hero known as Spider-Man
has diedCopy !req
463. after injuries related to
another powerful earthquakeCopy !req
464. in Brooklyn.
Multiple sources are confirmingCopy !req
465. that Peter Parker,
a 26-year-old grad studentCopy !req
466. and part-time photographerCopy !req
467. operated as Spider-Man
for at least a decade.Copy !req
468. He is survived
by his wife, Mary Jane,Copy !req
469. and his aunt, May Parker.Copy !req
470. Our hero, Spider-Man, is gone.Copy !req
471. My husband, Peter Parker,Copy !req
472. was an ordinary person.Copy !req
473. He always said it could've been
anyone behind the mask.Copy !req
474. He was just the kid
who happened to get bit.Copy !req
475. I'm going to miss him.Copy !req
476. Yeah.Copy !req
477. We were friends,
you know.Copy !req
478. Can I return it
if it doesn't fit?Copy !req
479. It always fitsCopy !req
480. eventually.Copy !req
481. He didn't ask for his powers,Copy !req
482. but he chose to be Spider-Man.Copy !req
483. My favorite thing about PeterCopy !req
484. is that he made us each
feel powerful.Copy !req
485. We all have powers
of one kind or another.Copy !req
486. But in our own way.Copy !req
487. We are all Spider-Man.Copy !req
488. And we're all
counting on you.Copy !req
489. They're counting on me.Copy !req
490. Probably not you specifically.
I think it's a metaphor.Copy !req
491. I'm sorry, Mr. Parker.Copy !req
492. That thing you gave me,
that keyCopy !req
493. I think I really messed it up.Copy !req
494. I wanna do what you asked.Copy !req
495. I really do.Copy !req
496. But I'm sorry.Copy !req
497. I'm not sure I'm the guy.Copy !req
498. I can't do this without you.Copy !req
499. Hey, kid.Copy !req
500. Whoa!Copy !req
501. What did I do to him?!Copy !req
502. No.Copy !req
503. Who are you?Copy !req
504. All right, people,
let's do this one last time.Copy !req
505. My name is Peter B. Parker.Copy !req
506. I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.Copy !req
507. And for the last 22 years,Copy !req
508. I thought I was
the one and only Spider-Man.Copy !req
509. What a day.Copy !req
510. I'm pretty sure
you know the rest.Copy !req
511. You see, I saved the city,
fell in love, I got married,Copy !req
512. saved the city some more,
maybe too much.Copy !req
513. My marriage got testy,
made some dicey money choices.Copy !req
514. Don't invest
in a spider-themed restaurant.Copy !req
515. Then like 15 years passed.
Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.Copy !req
516. I broke my back,
a drone flew into my face,Copy !req
517. I buried Aunt May.Copy !req
518. My wife and I split up.Copy !req
519. But I handled it
like a champion.Copy !req
520. 'Cause, you know what,Copy !req
521. no matter
how many times I get hit,Copy !req
522. I always get back up.Copy !req
523. And I got a lot of time
to reflect and work on myself.Copy !req
524. Did you know that seahorses,
that they mate for life?Copy !req
525. Could you imagine?Copy !req
526. A seahorse seeing
another seahorseCopy !req
527. and then making it work?Copy !req
528. She wanted kids and...Copy !req
529. And it scared me.Copy !req
530. I'm pretty sure
I broke her heart.Copy !req
531. Flash-forward: I'm in
my apartment doing push-ups,Copy !req
532. doing ab crunches,
getting strong,Copy !req
533. when this weird thing
happened.Copy !req
534. And I gotta say, weird things
happen to me a lot.Copy !req
535. But this was real weird.Copy !req
536. Ow!Copy !req
537. You see, I was in New York,
but things were different.Copy !req
538. Also, I was dead.Copy !req
539. And blond.Copy !req
540. I was kind of perfect.Copy !req
541. It was like
looking in a mirror.Copy !req
542. I have a feeling that
the thingCopy !req
543. that brought me hereCopy !req
544. was the thing
that got him killed.Copy !req
545. You wanna know
what happened next?Copy !req
546. Me, too.Copy !req
547. Who are you?Copy !req
548. What are
you doin' over there?Copy !req
549. Freeze! P.D.N.Y.Copy !req
550. Stop!Copy !req
551. Are you kidding me right now?Copy !req
552. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
553. I gotcha. I gotcha.Copy !req
554. Hey, kid. Drop the body.Copy !req
555. - Hey, kid. Get over here!
- Come on, now!Copy !req
556. Whoa.Copy !req
557. See you, officers!Copy !req
558. Aw, come on.Copy !req
559. - Hey, kid.
- Kid, come on, now!Copy !req
560. Put 'em up, son!Copy !req
561. Uh... adiós?Copy !req
562. Help!
Somebody stop that train!Copy !req
563. Oh, hey. What the...?Copy !req
564. Sorry.Copy !req
565. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
566. Looks like
a child dressed like Spider-ManCopy !req
567. dragging a homeless corpse
behind a train.Copy !req
568. Yes! I didn't kill you.Copy !req
569. - Who are you?
- Who are you?Copy !req
570. Why are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
571. I'm not. I'm trying to save you.Copy !req
572. Hey, maybe you
guys can go around?Copy !req
573. All right. Thanks, New York.Copy !req
574. What was that?Copy !req
575. Kid electrocuted meCopy !req
576. with his hands.Copy !req
577. - You're like me.
- I got some questions.Copy !req
578. Why do you look like
Peter Parker?Copy !req
579. Because I am Peter Parker.Copy !req
580. Then why aren't you dead?
And why is your hair different?Copy !req
581. Why are you older?
And why is your bodyCopy !req
582. a different shape?Copy !req
583. Pretty sure
you just called me fat.Copy !req
584. You don't look
so hot either, kid.Copy !req
585. Most superheroes don't wear
their own merch.Copy !req
586. - Are you a ghost?
- No.Copy !req
587. - Are you a zombie?
- Stop it.Copy !req
588. - Am I a zombie?
- You're not even close.Copy !req
589. Are you from another dimension?
Like a parallel universeCopy !req
590. where things are like
this universe but different?Copy !req
591. And you're Spider-Man
in that universe?Copy !req
592. But somehow traveled
to this universe,Copy !req
593. but you don't know how?Copy !req
594. Wow. That was really
just a guess?Copy !req
595. We learned about it
in physics.Copy !req
596. - Quantum theory.
- This is amazing!Copy !req
597. You can teach me
like Peter said he would.Copy !req
598. Before he died.Copy !req
599. - Yeah. Exactly.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
600. Look, I made a promise
to him.Copy !req
601. Here's lesson number one,
kid.Copy !req
602. Don't watch the mouth.
Watch the hands.Copy !req
603. Peter, seriously...Copy !req
604. Trust me, kid.Copy !req
605. This'll all make you
a better Spider-Man.Copy !req
606. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
607. No, I'm not.Copy !req
608. What's going on
with your body?Copy !req
609. I don't think my atoms
are real jazzedCopy !req
610. about being
in the wrong dimension.Copy !req
611. Look, I'm not looking
for a side gigCopy !req
612. as a Spider-Man coach.Copy !req
613. I got a lot going on
in my dimension.Copy !req
614. "With great power
comes great..."Copy !req
615. Don't you dare
finish that sentence.Copy !req
616. Don't do it!
I'm sick of it.Copy !req
617. Want my advice?
Go back to being a regular kid.Copy !req
618. I don't have a choice!Copy !req
619. Kingpin's got
a supercollider.Copy !req
620. He's tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
621. - What did you just say?
- Kingpin's tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
622. Who cares about that.
Where's the collider?Copy !req
623. Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.Copy !req
624. - Goodbye.
- Where you going?Copy !req
625. When it runs again,
I'll jump inCopy !req
626. - and get back to my life.
- You can't let them run it.Copy !req
627. I'm supposed to destroy itCopy !req
628. so it never runs again
or everyone's gonna die.Copy !req
629. "Or everyone's gonna die."
That is what they always say.Copy !req
630. But there's always a little bit
of time before everybody diesCopy !req
631. and that's when I do
my best work.Copy !req
632. Aren't you gonna need this?Copy !req
633. Aw, you have a goober.
Give it.Copy !req
634. Wait, no. Not so fast.
He called it an override key.Copy !req
635. There's always a bypass key,
a virus key, a who-cares key.Copy !req
636. I can never remember,Copy !req
637. so I always call it
a goober. Give it.Copy !req
638. I need it
to destroy the collider.Copy !req
639. I need it to go home.Copy !req
640. I'll swallow it.
Don't play with me.Copy !req
641. - What?
- I said...Copy !req
642. The collider created a portal
that brought me here.Copy !req
643. And I have to get...Copy !req
644. - Did you break this?
- No, it broke.Copy !req
645. I don't remember
what happened.Copy !req
646. See, this is why
I never had kids.Copy !req
647. Can't we make another one?Copy !req
648. We can't do anything.
Thanks to you,Copy !req
649. I have to re-steal what
your guy stole from AlchemaxCopy !req
650. and make another one of these.Copy !req
651. If I don't turn off the collider
after you leave,Copy !req
652. everyone in this city,Copy !req
653. my parents, my uncle and
millions of others, will die.Copy !req
654. And you're just gonna
go homeCopy !req
655. and leave me here
to figure this out for myself?Copy !req
656. - You good with that, Spider-Man?
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. What are you doing?Copy !req
658. Making you feel guilty.
Is it working?Copy !req
659. How could it...? No.
Look at me.Copy !req
660. Does it look like
it's working?Copy !req
661. No. No, it's not...Copy !req
662. No! No! No!
Do not let him win!Copy !req
663. All right, kid. You win.Copy !req
664. Come on, we don't have
a second to lose.Copy !req
665. Mmm. I love this burger.
So delicious.Copy !req
666. One of the best burgers
I've ever had.Copy !req
667. In my universe, this place
closed six years ago.Copy !req
668. I don't know why.
I really don't.Copy !req
669. Mmm.Copy !req
670. You have money, right?
I'm not very liquid right now.Copy !req
671. - Can we focus?
- Mm-hm. Sure.Copy !req
672. - The other Peter...
- You gonna eat that?Copy !req
673. I'm listening.Copy !req
674. The other Peter said
he was gonna beCopy !req
675. - showing me the ropes.
- Wow.Copy !req
676. You got any Spider-Man
tips you can tell me now?Copy !req
677. Yeah, I got plenty.Copy !req
678. Disinfect the mask.Copy !req
679. You're gonna wanna use
baby powder in the suit,Copy !req
680. heavy on the joints.Copy !req
681. You don't want
any chafing, right?Copy !req
682. - Anything else?
- Nope, that was everything.Copy !req
683. I think you're gonna be
a bad teacher.Copy !req
684. Uh-uh-uh?
Look up where Alchemax is.Copy !req
685. "A private technological campus
in Hudson Valley, New York."Copy !req
686. You can teach meCopy !req
687. to swing on the way there.Copy !req
688. I'm not swinging to
the Hudson Valley, Miles.Copy !req
689. Not after a hearty
burger breakfast.Copy !req
690. Keep your legs fresh.
You're gonna thank me later.Copy !req
691. - And it's a no on the cape.
- I think it's cool.Copy !req
692. Take that off.
It's disrespectful.Copy !req
693. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.Copy !req
694. So how do we
retrace Peter's steps?Copy !req
695. That's a good question.Copy !req
696. What would I do
if I were me?Copy !req
697. Got it.Copy !req
698. Step One:
I infiltrate the lab.Copy !req
699. Two: Find the head scientist's
computer.Copy !req
700. That lady with the
bike is the head scientist.Copy !req
701. I saw her
in this documentary.Copy !req
702. Cool! Step Three: I
reexamine my personal biases.Copy !req
703. Step Four:
I hack the computer.Copy !req
704. It's not technically
hacking.Copy !req
705. Not now. I just lost
my train of thought.Copy !req
706. Step Five:
Download the important stuff.Copy !req
707. I'll know it when I see it.Copy !req
708. Step Six: I grab a bagel
from the cafeteria and run.Copy !req
709. So, what am I doing?Copy !req
710. Step Seven: You stay here.
You're lookout. Very important.Copy !req
711. Look, man. You gotta teach me
how to do Spider-Man stuffCopy !req
712. or I won't be able
to help.Copy !req
713. Watch and learn, kid!
I'll quiz ya later!Copy !req
714. Why did I get stuck withCopy !req
715. the janky, old, broke
hobo Spider-Man?!Copy !req
716. That's new.Copy !req
717. Kingpin.Copy !req
718. What am I doing?
What am I doing?Copy !req
719. What am I doing?
What am I doing?Copy !req
720. Whoa!Copy !req
721. Peter!Copy !req
722. Peter!Copy !req
723. Peter!Copy !req
724. - What are you doing here?
- Kingpin's here.Copy !req
725. Just move over.Copy !req
726. You're steppin' on my foot.
Go back outside.Copy !req
727. No! I can't sit there
and let Spider-Man dieCopy !req
728. without doing anything
about it.Copy !req
729. I'm not doing that again.Copy !req
730. What?Copy !req
731. Most people I meet
in the workplace try to kill me,Copy !req
732. so you're
a nice change of pace.Copy !req
733. Mr. Fisk!
Look at this data.Copy !req
734. I know you can't
really understand it,Copy !req
735. but these are
really good numbers.Copy !req
736. And I got the password.Copy !req
737. Mr. Fisk.
If we fire again this weekCopy !req
738. there could be a black hole
under Brooklyn.Copy !req
739. You see this? And this?Copy !req
740. This is multiple dimensionsCopy !req
741. beginning to crash
into each other.Copy !req
742. This is pretty standard
Spider-Man stakes.Copy !req
743. You get used to it.
Watch this.Copy !req
744. He's gonna say,
"You've got 24 hours."Copy !req
745. You've got 24 hours.Copy !req
746. What this means is there
could be a ruptureCopy !req
747. in the space-time
continuum.Copy !req
748. Ooh. That's bad.Copy !req
749. Actually, everything
she said was bad.Copy !req
750. I was lying before.Copy !req
751. Hold on. Let
me get you some more data.Copy !req
752. - What are you doing, bud?
- I can't move.Copy !req
753. Okay, relax your fingers.Copy !req
754. We don't have time.
Just let go. Be in the moment.Copy !req
755. I am in the moment.
It's a terrible moment.Copy !req
756. - I'm not refusing.
- No more excuses.Copy !req
757. I just need more time.Copy !req
758. They're right there.
They're gonna see you.Copy !req
759. Miles, you gotta unstick.Copy !req
760. What do you do to relax?Copy !req
761. Relax. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
762. Oh, for crying out loud.Copy !req
763. Teenagers: just the worst.Copy !req
764. - Miles, where did you go?
- I'm right here.Copy !req
765. - Where? I can't see ya.
- I'm right in front of you.Copy !req
766. - Can Spider-Man turn invisible?
- Not in my universe.Copy !req
767. Aah! You just poked me
in my eye!Copy !req
768. This is incredible. Some kind
of fight or flight thing.Copy !req
769. What's that?Copy !req
770. Remember this password.
D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D...Copy !req
771. Slow down!Copy !req
772. -4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.Copy !req
773. - I need to write it down!
- Download the schematic.Copy !req
774. - How do I do that?
- While I turn on the charm.Copy !req
775. Spider-Man?Copy !req
776. Oh, hey.
Didn't see you there.Copy !req
777. Wow.Copy !req
778. Okay, I'm kinda
freaking out right now.Copy !req
779. You're supposed to be dead.Copy !req
780. Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no.
We don't like that.Copy !req
781. This is fascinating.Copy !req
782. Okay, that's my face.Copy !req
783. An entirely different
Peter Parker.Copy !req
784. Little bit of a gut, perhaps
from dimensional warping.Copy !req
785. Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way
flatter before I warped.Copy !req
786. Travel through the multiverseCopy !req
787. appears to have
deteriorated the...Copy !req
788. What was the rest?!Copy !req
789. Hey, how old are you?Copy !req
790. 'Cause you don't look
a day over 35.Copy !req
791. They said I was crazy!
They said I was crazy!Copy !req
792. You showed
'em you're not crazy.Copy !req
793. This might pinch a little.Copy !req
794. I know. I just need
to get these samples.Copy !req
795. Okay.Copy !req
796. Organize your desktop, lady.Copy !req
797. Wow. Just complete
cellular decay.Copy !req
798. I've never seen
anything like this.Copy !req
799. What are you doing?Copy !req
800. I'm just taking the whole thing.Copy !req
801. And obviously
you've been glitching.Copy !req
802. "Glitchin'"? No.
Why would you even say that?Copy !req
803. If you stay in this dimension
too long,Copy !req
804. your body's gonna
disintegrate.Copy !req
805. Do you know how painful
that would be, Peter Parker?Copy !req
806. I don't know.Copy !req
807. You can't imagine.Copy !req
808. And I, for one,Copy !req
809. can't wait to watch.Copy !req
810. What did you say
your name was?Copy !req
811. Dr. Olivia Octavius.Copy !req
812. Can I assume that your friends
call you Doc Ock?Copy !req
813. My friends
actually call me Liv.Copy !req
814. My enemies call me Doc Ock.Copy !req
815. I got this! Run!Copy !req
816. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
817. - I got it!
- Oh, you "got it," Peter?Copy !req
818. I got it handled, buddy!Copy !req
819. Everything is fine!Copy !req
820. Okay, this isCopy !req
821. - a little bit bad.
- You're chatty.Copy !req
822. Gotta go.Copy !req
823. This is the moment
that I'm losin' the fight.Copy !req
824. Let me tell you the good news.
We don't need the monitor.Copy !req
825. Peter!Copy !req
826. You didn't tell me
you had an invisible friend!Copy !req
827. Could you give me that back,
young man?Copy !req
828. Peter!Copy !req
829. It's proprietary.Copy !req
830. Oh.Copy !req
831. This'd be a good timeCopy !req
832. - to turn invisible.
- Yep.Copy !req
833. Okay, not gonna turn invisible.
Selecting a bagel.Copy !req
834. Act super normal.Copy !req
835. Spider-Man?Copy !req
836. You know, that's funny,Copy !req
837. - I get that a lot.
- Hey.Copy !req
838. - Spider-Man?
- Hey! Hands up!Copy !req
839. Now we do
a switchy-switchy.Copy !req
840. Get back here!Copy !req
841. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
842. - He took a bagel!
- Time to swing,Copy !req
843. - just like I taught ya.
- When did you teach me that?Copy !req
844. I didn't. It's a little joke
for team-building.Copy !req
845. Hey!Copy !req
846. - All right, you ready?
- Of course I'm not ready!Copy !req
847. I can't do this yet!Copy !req
848. Everybody knows
that the best way to learnCopy !req
849. is under intense
life-threatening pressure.Copy !req
850. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
851. Uh-oh.Copy !req
852. What are you doing down there?Copy !req
853. I run better than I swing.Copy !req
854. You gotta swing
or they'll catch you.Copy !req
855. This is what you wanted.Copy !req
856. Uh-oh.Copy !req
857. Come back, little boy.Copy !req
858. Aim with your hips!
Look where you want it to hit.Copy !req
859. Square your shoulders.
Don't forget to follow through!Copy !req
860. Don't shoot off
your back foot.Copy !req
861. - That's too many things!
- Then stop listening to me!Copy !req
862. That's the best idea
you've had all day!Copy !req
863. Nice, Miles!Copy !req
864. Good. You're doin' it.Copy !req
865. Double tap to release
and thwip it out again.Copy !req
866. Thwip and release.Copy !req
867. - And thwip. Release. Thwip.
- And release.Copy !req
868. You're a natural.
Thwip. Release.Copy !req
869. - Feel the rhythm?
- Thwip. And release!Copy !req
870. Good, Miles.Copy !req
871. I gotta say,
you're amazing, man.Copy !req
872. We're a little team!Copy !req
873. Me as the teacher
who could still do it.Copy !req
874. You as the student who can
do it, just not as good.Copy !req
875. I'm proud of us. Is there
something you want to say to me?Copy !req
876. Peter!Copy !req
877. - What the...?
- Who did that?Copy !req
878. Hey, guys.Copy !req
879. Gwanda?Copy !req
880. It's Gwen, actually.Copy !req
881. Oh, you know her.
Very cool.Copy !req
882. I'm from another dimension.Copy !req
883. I mean,
another-another dimension.Copy !req
884. All right, people. Let's start
at the beginning one last time.Copy !req
885. My name is Gwen Stacy.Copy !req
886. I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.Copy !req
887. And for the last two years,Copy !req
888. I've been the one
and only Spider-Woman.Copy !req
889. You guys know the rest.Copy !req
890. I joined a band.Copy !req
891. Saved my dad.Copy !req
892. I couldn't save my best friend,Copy !req
893. Peter Parker,Copy !req
894. so now I save everyone else.Copy !req
895. And I don't do friends
anymore,Copy !req
896. just to avoid
any distractions.Copy !req
897. And one day
this weird thing happened.Copy !req
898. And I mean, like,
really weird.Copy !req
899. I was blown into last week.Copy !req
900. Literally.Copy !req
901. I landed in New York,
but not my New York.Copy !req
902. Lucky for these folks,Copy !req
903. Spider-Man was there
to save the day.Copy !req
904. My Spider-sense told me
to head to Visions Academy.Copy !req
905. ...you guys are early.Copy !req
906. Wasn't sure why
until I met you.Copy !req
907. Oh!Copy !req
908. I like your haircut.Copy !req
909. You don't get to like
my haircut.Copy !req
910. Let's go.Copy !req
911. How many more Spider-People
are there?Copy !req
912. Save it
for Comic-Con.Copy !req
913. What's Comic-Con?
Whoa!Copy !req
914. You're dead, Spider-Man.Copy !req
915. Wilson!
What are you doing?Copy !req
916. Vanessa.Copy !req
917. Richard, come on.Copy !req
918. Vanessa! Richard!Copy !req
919. No!Copy !req
920. Don't look back, honey.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
921. I killed Spider-Man.Copy !req
922. Why did I just see two more?Copy !req
923. There's three, actually.Copy !req
924. No, this is good.
This is very, very good.Copy !req
925. This means
you get what you want.Copy !req
926. It means my collider works.Copy !req
927. All we have to do is kill
a couple of Spiders.Copy !req
928. And the collider will bring
your family back.Copy !req
929. As many families
as you want.Copy !req
930. Tomorrow, at my collider.Copy !req
931. Our collider.Copy !req
932. He broke this?Copy !req
933. Yeah. He's actually
really embarrassed about it,Copy !req
934. so just keep
it between us, okay?Copy !req
935. I know where we
can make a new one.Copy !req
936. And we won't let him
break it this time.Copy !req
937. I'm sorry about your friend.Copy !req
938. Thanks, Miles.Copy !req
939. I know
how hard this is.Copy !req
940. To have to figure
this stuff out on your own.Copy !req
941. It's kinda nice not being
the only Spider-person around.Copy !req
942. Yeah.Copy !req
943. If you ever decide
to do friends again,Copy !req
944. I could always open up a slot.Copy !req
945. I'll keep you posted.Copy !req
946. Cool.Copy !req
947. We should probably go.Copy !req
948. Peter, we're
literally on the doorstep.Copy !req
949. Bad idea. This is a bad idea.Copy !req
950. Just relax.Copy !req
951. You guys are all very sweet,Copy !req
952. but no more fans today, please.Copy !req
953. I'm not ready for this.Copy !req
954. Peter?Copy !req
955. Hey, Aunt May.Copy !req
956. So this is gonna
sound crazy,Copy !req
957. but I'm pretty sure
that I'm from an...Copy !req
958. An alternate dimension.Copy !req
959. Yeah.Copy !req
960. You look tired, Peter.Copy !req
961. Well, I am tired.Copy !req
962. - And older. And thicker.
- Yeah. I've heard that already.Copy !req
963. Oh, jeez.
Are those sweatpants?Copy !req
964. Yup, that's what they are.Copy !req
965. I was there,Copy !req
966. when it all happened.Copy !req
967. I am so sorry.Copy !req
968. And what dimension
are you from?Copy !req
969. Brooklyn.Copy !req
970. Did Peter have a place where we
could make another one of these?Copy !req
971. A goober.Copy !req
972. Follow me.Copy !req
973. Oh, yeah,
I got one of these, too.Copy !req
974. A little, old shed
where I keep my Spider-gear.Copy !req
975. I mean,
this place is pretentious.Copy !req
976. Whoa.Copy !req
977. Dude. Was yours
anything like this?Copy !req
978. Mine was like this,Copy !req
979. but take away the jeep,
the plane.Copy !req
980. Imagine it way smaller.
Imagine a futon.Copy !req
981. I feel sad for this guy.Copy !req
982. Hey, Peter.Copy !req
983. I think this is a cape.Copy !req
984. Peter knew
how dangerous the job was.Copy !req
985. But he figured the only one
who could stop this guyCopy !req
986. was Spider-Man.Copy !req
987. Kingpin knows
we're coming.Copy !req
988. We're going to be
outnumbered.Copy !req
989. Don't be
so sure.Copy !req
990. You might need these.Copy !req
991. You think you're the only people
who thought to come here?Copy !req
992. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
993. Is he
in black and white?Copy !req
994. Where's that wind coming from?
We're in a basement.Copy !req
995. Wherever I go,
the wind follows.Copy !req
996. And the wind,
it smells like rain.Copy !req
997. Hi, guys!Copy !req
998. This could literally not
get any weirder.Copy !req
999. It can get weirder.Copy !req
1000. I just washed my hands.
That's why they're wet.Copy !req
1001. No other reason.Copy !req
1002. You're like me.Copy !req
1003. My name is Peter Parker.Copy !req
1004. My name is Peni Parker.Copy !req
1005. My name is Peter Porker.Copy !req
1006. I was
bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
1007. I was bitten
by a radioactive pig.Copy !req
1008. In my universe, it's 1933,Copy !req
1009. and I'm a private eye.Copy !req
1010. I like to drink egg creams,Copy !req
1011. and I like to fight Nazis.
A lot.Copy !req
1012. I'm from New
York in the year 3145.Copy !req
1013. I have a psychic link
with a spiderCopy !req
1014. who lives inside
my father's robot.Copy !req
1015. And we're best friends.
Forever.Copy !req
1016. Sometimes I let
matches burn down to my fingertipsCopy !req
1017. just to feel something,
anything.Copy !req
1018. I'm a photographerCopy !req
1019. for the Daily Beagle.Copy !req
1020. When I'm not pooching around,Copy !req
1021. I'm working like a dog,Copy !req
1022. trying to sniff out
the latest story.Copy !req
1023. Okay! Enough!Copy !req
1024. So how did you
get here?Copy !req
1025. Well, it's kind of
a long story.Copy !req
1026. Maybe not
that long.Copy !req
1027. And now we're just trying
to find a way home.Copy !req
1028. The only way home is back
through that collider gizmo.Copy !req
1029. The only trouble is...Copy !req
1030. One of us has to stay behind
and destroy it.Copy !req
1031. - I'll do it. - I'll do it.
- I'll do it.Copy !req
1032. No, no, no.
You guys don't get it.Copy !req
1033. Don't get what?Copy !req
1034. None of you can stay here.
If you stay here, you'll die.Copy !req
1035. I'm the guy
who's gonna turn it off.Copy !req
1036. And I'm gonna get you all home
before I do.Copy !req
1037. Look, I made a promise.
So I have to keep it.Copy !req
1038. Who are you
again?Copy !req
1039. This is Miles.Copy !req
1040. And he's gonna save
the multiverse.Copy !req
1041. Yeah, man.Copy !req
1042. This kid can turn himself
invisible.Copy !req
1043. Watch this.
He can do it now.Copy !req
1044. - I can't do it on command.
- He can't do it on command.Copy !req
1045. But it is cool. Show 'em
the zappy thing, Miles.Copy !req
1046. - Can't do it on command.
- He can't do it on command.Copy !req
1047. But he can do so much more.
What else do you do?Copy !req
1048. - Just those two things.
- Just those two things.Copy !req
1049. Aw, man.Copy !req
1050. Look, I've seen him in action.
He's got potential.Copy !req
1051. I think he's gonna
get us home.Copy !req
1052. Okay, little fella,Copy !req
1053. Kingpin's gonna send
a lot of mugs after ya.Copy !req
1054. I'm talkin' hard boys,
real biscuit boxers.Copy !req
1055. Can you fight them
all off at once?Copy !req
1056. I haven't actually
fought anyone.Copy !req
1057. Surprise attack!Copy !req
1058. Can you rewire a mainframe
while being shot at?Copy !req
1059. - Can I what?
- Show me!Copy !req
1060. Surprise attack!Copy !req
1061. Can you swing and flip with
the grace of a trained dancer?Copy !req
1062. Can you close off your feelings
so you don't get crippledCopy !req
1063. by the moral ambiguity
of your violent actions?Copy !req
1064. Can you help your aunt create
an online dating profileCopy !req
1065. so she can get out of
the dang house once in a while?Copy !req
1066. Can you float through the air
when you smell a delicious pie?Copy !req
1067. - Can you be strong?
- Ruthless?Copy !req
1068. - Disciplined?
- I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
1069. - Psychic?
- Show me some moxie, soldier!Copy !req
1070. Above all, no matter
how many times you get hit,Copy !req
1071. can you get back up?Copy !req
1072. 'Cause when a Spider-Man
is on the floor...Copy !req
1073. When you think
you can't keep goin'...Copy !req
1074. - Come on, Miles.
- Come on. You can do it.Copy !req
1075. - You can do this.
- Guys, cool it.Copy !req
1076. - Come on. You can do it!
- Get up, Miles.Copy !req
1077. Come on, Miles. Get up.Copy !req
1078. You need to be more honest
with yourself about this.Copy !req
1079. He's not ready.
It's obvious.Copy !req
1080. There's no way.
He's just a kid.Copy !req
1081. If he can't do this,Copy !req
1082. we have to stay
and do it for him.Copy !req
1083. He's looking right at us
while we talk about him.Copy !req
1084. Miles?Copy !req
1085. Miles?Copy !req
1086. You see that? He can, um...Copy !req
1087. He can turn invisible.Copy !req
1088. Miles, what
is going on with you?Copy !req
1089. Nobody's heard from you.
We don't know what's going on.Copy !req
1090. If you're hidin' something from
us, you need to come clean.Copy !req
1091. You call me back. Now.Copy !req
1092. He's not answering me
either.Copy !req
1093. It's Aaron.
I'm outta town for a few days.Copy !req
1094. I'll hit you when I'm back.
Peace.Copy !req
1095. Aaron, it's Jeff.Copy !req
1096. Look, I need you to call me
if you've heard from Miles.Copy !req
1097. He has a...Copy !req
1098. He has a soft spot for you,Copy !req
1099. and we haven't heard
from him.Copy !req
1100. And you know I wouldn't reach
out if this wasn't important.Copy !req
1101. Hope you're good.Copy !req
1102. Dear Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1103. I gotta do something, and
I don't know if I can do it.Copy !req
1104. I'm scared, man.Copy !req
1105. I'm just tired of
lettin' everybody down.Copy !req
1106. You're the only one
I can talk to.Copy !req
1107. I just wish you were here.Copy !req
1108. Hello, Mr. Fisk.Copy !req
1109. I've got the security tapes
from the tunnel right here.Copy !req
1110. If the kid's out there,
I'll find him.Copy !req
1111. You know me, sir.
I don't ever quit.Copy !req
1112. This is...Copy !req
1113. - Purple.
- No.Copy !req
1114. - Blue?
- No.Copy !req
1115. Has anyone
heard from Miles?Copy !req
1116. Look, he's just clearing
his head. I know the kid.Copy !req
1117. He's got
what it takes.Copy !req
1118. I bet you he's gonna come back
through that door,Copy !req
1119. recharged
and ready to fight.Copy !req
1120. - My uncle.
- Hey, where have you been?Copy !req
1121. My uncle Aaron,
he's the Prowler.Copy !req
1122. - Slow down, Miles.
- He works for Kingpin.Copy !req
1123. He tried to kill me!Copy !req
1124. This is a pretty
hard-core origin story.Copy !req
1125. It's okay.
We're gonna figure it out.Copy !req
1126. - Were you followed?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
1127. - Cute place. Real homey.
- Oh, great. It's Liv.Copy !req
1128. I guess
I was followed.Copy !req
1129. Oh, no.Copy !req
1130. Get out of here,
kid.Copy !req
1131. You messed up bigtime, kid.
Very sloppy.Copy !req
1132. Let me guess. You're Scorpion.
Well, we're the Spider gang.Copy !req
1133. Would you mind
taking this outside?Copy !req
1134. We don't pick the ballroom,
we just dance.Copy !req
1135. Ooh, I think
I'll be taking that.Copy !req
1136. Stand, niñito, dale.
Prepárate a morir.Copy !req
1137. Man, stupid pillows.Copy !req
1138. I said,
take it outside!Copy !req
1139. I got it!Copy !req
1140. I got this, buddy.
Leave the kid alone!Copy !req
1141. No, no, no! No!Copy !req
1142. You gotta go, man.Copy !req
1143. All vehicles in
the area, we have a disturbanceCopy !req
1144. involving
multiple Spiderpeople?Copy !req
1145. Yeah. On my way.Copy !req
1146. Give me that thing.Copy !req
1147. Don't be stupid, kid.
Hand it over, now!Copy !req
1148. Nowhere left
to run.Copy !req
1149. Miles?Copy !req
1150. Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1151. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1152. Please, Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1153. Prowler.Copy !req
1154. What are you waitin' for?
Finish it.Copy !req
1155. Get out of here!Copy !req
1156. No.Copy !req
1157. Miles.Copy !req
1158. Uncle Aaron.Copy !req
1159. This is my fault.Copy !req
1160. No, Miles.Copy !req
1161. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1162. I wanted you to look up to me.Copy !req
1163. I let you down, man.
I let you down.Copy !req
1164. You're the best
of all of us, Miles.Copy !req
1165. You're on your way.Copy !req
1166. Just keep going.Copy !req
1167. Just keep going.Copy !req
1168. Hands up!Copy !req
1169. Put your arms up. Now!Copy !req
1170. Turn around.Copy !req
1171. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1172. Aaron. Aaron, no. No!Copy !req
1173. All units.Copy !req
1174. I want an APB
on a new Spider-Man.Copy !req
1175. Hey, bud.Copy !req
1176. You okay?Copy !req
1177. We've all been there.
You know, for me,Copy !req
1178. it was my Uncle Ben.Copy !req
1179. For me, it was
my Uncle Benjamin.Copy !req
1180. For me,
it was my father.Copy !req
1181. For me, it was
my best friend.Copy !req
1182. Miles, the hardest thing
about this job isCopy !req
1183. you can't always
save everybody.Copy !req
1184. Look, it was my fault.
You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
1185. Miles, we're probably the
only ones who do understand.Copy !req
1186. Oh, no.Copy !req
1187. That way,
that way.Copy !req
1188. Other way, other way,
other way, other way.Copy !req
1189. Hey
there.Copy !req
1190. Do animals talk
in this dimension?Copy !req
1191. 'Cause I don't wanna
freak him out.Copy !req
1192. What's going on?Copy !req
1193. Bye,
Miles.Copy !req
1194. Miles, I came
to say goodbye.Copy !req
1195. We can say goodbye
at the collider.Copy !req
1196. You're not getting it.
You're staying here.Copy !req
1197. I need to be there.
So you can all go home.Copy !req
1198. They are going home, Miles.
I'm the only one stayin'.Copy !req
1199. You're taking my place?
If you stay here, you'll die.Copy !req
1200. I'm doing
what needs to be done.Copy !req
1201. I just wanted you
to hear it from me.Copy !req
1202. What about MJ?Copy !req
1203. Not everything works out,
kid.Copy !req
1204. I need the goober.Copy !req
1205. Please don't make me
take it from you.Copy !req
1206. That's not fair!Copy !req
1207. You gotta tell them
I can do this.Copy !req
1208. It wasn't their decision.Copy !req
1209. I gotta make Kingpin pay!
You have to let me make him pay!Copy !req
1210. Miles, you're gonna get
yourself killed.Copy !req
1211. But I'm ready.
I promise!Copy !req
1212. Then venom-strike me
right now.Copy !req
1213. Or turn invisible on command
so you can get past me.Copy !req
1214. Look, I know how
much you want this, kid.Copy !req
1215. Poor
little guy.Copy !req
1216. But you don't
have it yet.Copy !req
1217. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1218. When will I know
I'm ready?Copy !req
1219. You won't.
It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
1220. That's all it is,
Miles.Copy !req
1221. A leap of faith.Copy !req
1222. Miles.Copy !req
1223. Miles, it's your dad.Copy !req
1224. Please open the door.Copy !req
1225. Miles, I can see
your shadow movin' around.Copy !req
1226. Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it.
You're still ignoring me.Copy !req
1227. Look, can we talk
for a minute?Copy !req
1228. Something...Copy !req
1229. Something happened to...Copy !req
1230. Look, sometimes
people drift apart, Miles.Copy !req
1231. And I don't want that
to happen to us, okay?Copy !req
1232. I know I don't always do
what you need me to doCopy !req
1233. or say
what you need me to say.Copy !req
1234. I see this spark in you. It's
amazing. It's why I push you.Copy !req
1235. But it's yours.Copy !req
1236. Whatever you choose to do
with it, you'll be great.Copy !req
1237. Look, call me
when you can. Okay?Copy !req
1238. I love you.Copy !req
1239. You don't have to
say it back, though.Copy !req
1240. Took you long enough.Copy !req
1241. I see this spark in you.Copy !req
1242. It's amazing.Copy !req
1243. Whatever you choose to do
with it, you'll be great.Copy !req
1244. Our family doesn't
run from things.Copy !req
1245. You're the best of all of us, Miles.
You're on your way.Copy !req
1246. Just keep going.Copy !req
1247. When do I
know I'm Spider-Man?Copy !req
1248. You won't.Copy !req
1249. That's all it is, Miles.Copy !req
1250. A leap of faith.Copy !req
1251. Made 'em myself.Copy !req
1252. They fit perfectly.Copy !req
1253. Kingpin has a
private elevator entranceCopy !req
1254. from his penthouse
to the collider below.Copy !req
1255. Didn't count on
having an audience.Copy !req
1256. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
1257. Thank you. It's nice
to be with you this eveningCopy !req
1258. to celebrate Spider-Man.Copy !req
1259. He and I were very close.Copy !req
1260. - What a pig.
- I'm right here.Copy !req
1261. Hold on. Get a load of how
the waiters are dressed.Copy !req
1262. It's in poor taste, but...Copy !req
1263. It can't be
that easy.Copy !req
1264. It's that easy.Copy !req
1265. I just wanna
thank Mary Jane ParkerCopy !req
1266. for being here this evening.Copy !req
1267. MJ?Copy !req
1268. Pay attention.
It's not your MJ, Peter, okay?Copy !req
1269. I'm sorry,
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1270. Peter! Come here. Trust me.Copy !req
1271. I've been there.
You gotta move on, buddy.Copy !req
1272. It will take one second.
Let me just... Oh!Copy !req
1273. - Hello.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
1274. Um...
I just wonderedCopy !req
1275. if we could have some more
bread at table 12.Copy !req
1276. Yeah.Copy !req
1277. I'm just...
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1278. Oh! Don't be sorry.
It's just bread.Copy !req
1279. I wasn't there for you
when you needed me.Copy !req
1280. - Mm-hmm.
- I didn't even try.Copy !req
1281. That's fine. You know,
I should really get going.Copy !req
1282. I know I could do betterCopy !req
1283. if I just had
another chanceCopy !req
1284. to give you the bread
that you deserve.Copy !req
1285. Are you okay?Copy !req
1286. We'll take care of
that bread right now.Copy !req
1287. Well, it's been nice
talking to you.Copy !req
1288. For you, they should fill this
place up with fresh bread.Copy !req
1289. - You all right, man?
- Oh, yeah. Totally.Copy !req
1290. Good, 'cause we are not
getting any bread.Copy !req
1291. I'm just sorry
my family can't seeCopy !req
1292. what we're doing here
tonight.Copy !req
1293. Initializing
primary ignition sequence.Copy !req
1294. Sleep.Copy !req
1295. Start the sequence.Copy !req
1296. Uploading Vanessa Fisk
and Richard Fisk DNA sequence.Copy !req
1297. Beginning scan
for dimensional matches.Copy !req
1298. Secondary
ignition in five, four,Copy !req
1299. three, two, one.Copy !req
1300. Peter, you don't have to stay
behind. I can do it.Copy !req
1301. It's okay.Copy !req
1302. I've made up my mind.Copy !req
1303. I'll put the goober in
and take over the beam.Copy !req
1304. After you're gone,
I'll blow it up.Copy !req
1305. Good luck, guys.Copy !req
1306. They know
we're here.Copy !req
1307. Nice to see you again,
Peter.Copy !req
1308. I got you covered!Copy !req
1309. These guys are the pits.Copy !req
1310. Why is this
always difficult?Copy !req
1311. Where you going, Peter?Copy !req
1312. Any last words?Copy !req
1313. Can I get a minute to think
about it? You have a pen?Copy !req
1314. Goodbye, Peter Parker.Copy !req
1315. Who did that?!Copy !req
1316. - Miles?
- Spider-Man?Copy !req
1317. Wow, Miles. You're
doing it on command!Copy !req
1318. It's about time, right?Copy !req
1319. - Look who's here!
- You figured it out.Copy !req
1320. I love you!
I am so proud of you!Copy !req
1321. Do I want kids?Copy !req
1322. Oh, yeah, I forgot
about her.Copy !req
1323. Well, that doesn't look
promising.Copy !req
1324. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
1325. I've got genetic matches.
Hold on.Copy !req
1326. It's too risky.Copy !req
1327. Shut up and turn it up.Copy !req
1328. - On your left!
- On your right!Copy !req
1329. I got five o'clock! Three o'clock!
Two o'clock!Copy !req
1330. Every direction!Copy !req
1331. Get to a shelter.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
1332. I tried the school,
but I can't get through.Copy !req
1333. Guys, are you seeing this?Copy !req
1334. Looks like our dimensions
are coming to us.Copy !req
1335. Does look cool though,
right?Copy !req
1336. We gotta get back
up there.Copy !req
1337. Is that all you got?Copy !req
1338. You gonna fight
or you just bumping gums?Copy !req
1339. You hard-boiled
turtle slapper!Copy !req
1340. What are you,
some kind of silly cartoon?Copy !req
1341. You got a problem
with cartoons?Copy !req
1342. Blammo!Copy !req
1343. Aww...Copy !req
1344. Did that feel like
a cartoon?Copy !req
1345. Gwen!Copy !req
1346. I like your suit.Copy !req
1347. Thanks. I made it myself.Copy !req
1348. That was adorable, team!
Now, hold on tight!Copy !req
1349. Buckle up, guys.
This is gonna take a while.Copy !req
1350. All right.
Never mind.Copy !req
1351. Let's end
this thing.Copy !req
1352. Guys,
I got it.Copy !req
1353. I'll go. I'm the one
with the goo...Copy !req
1354. Oh, you gotta be
kidding me.Copy !req
1355. Don't watch the mouth.
Watch the hands.Copy !req
1356. - Miles!
- Be careful!Copy !req
1357. That was crazy.Copy !req
1358. We taught him that,
right?Copy !req
1359. I didn't teach him that.
And you definitely didn't.Copy !req
1360. You okay?Copy !req
1361. Come on.Copy !req
1362. Guys, I got control of the beam!
Get up here!Copy !req
1363. Alert! Quantum
polarity has been reversed.Copy !req
1364. Guess
this is it.Copy !req
1365. Well, nice to know
we're not alone.Copy !req
1366. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1367. I got the portal open.
You first, Peni.Copy !req
1368. Thank you,
Miles.Copy !req
1369. From both
of us.Copy !req
1370. I, uh, love you all.Copy !req
1371. I'm taking this cube thing
with me.Copy !req
1372. I don't understand it.Copy !req
1373. But I will.Copy !req
1374. I want you
to have this.Copy !req
1375. It'll fit
in your pocket.Copy !req
1376. That's all, folks.Copy !req
1377. Is he allowed
to say that, legally?Copy !req
1378. Do I get to like
the hairdo now?Copy !req
1379. You know I'm older than you.Copy !req
1380. 15 months, but it's pretty
significant if you ask me.Copy !req
1381. Well, Einstein said
time was relative, right?Copy !req
1382. Nice.Copy !req
1383. Friends?Copy !req
1384. Friends.Copy !req
1385. Cool.Copy !req
1386. See you around,
Spider-Man.Copy !req
1387. Your turn.Copy !req
1388. Yeah, yeah. Right.Copy !req
1389. You're not going anywhere!Copy !req
1390. I'll hold him off.
You shut this down.Copy !req
1391. Peter,
that wasn't the deal!Copy !req
1392. Push the green button!
Do not wait for me!Copy !req
1393. - What are you doing?
- You gotta go home!Copy !req
1394. This guy could kill you!
I can't let Spider-Man die.Copy !req
1395. Neither can I.Copy !req
1396. It's okay.Copy !req
1397. Yeah, it is okay.Copy !req
1398. You gotta go home, man.Copy !req
1399. How do I know
I'm not gonna mess it up again?Copy !req
1400. You won't.Copy !req
1401. Right.Copy !req
1402. It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
1403. Not bad, kid.Copy !req
1404. Kingpin!Copy !req
1405. Nope!Copy !req
1406. Sorry! That's cheating.Copy !req
1407. Adiós.Copy !req
1408. I gotta get to that button.Copy !req
1409. Oh, no.Copy !req
1410. Not so easy doing it
on your own, is it?Copy !req
1411. I can't wait to kill
one more Spider-Man.Copy !req
1412. - Where am I?
- What?Copy !req
1413. Wilson?Copy !req
1414. - Is this what you want, man?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1415. Vanessa. Vanessa.Copy !req
1416. - What are we doing here?
- I don't know, Richard.Copy !req
1417. It's me. You know me.Copy !req
1418. We're leaving now.Copy !req
1419. Don't go.Copy !req
1420. Stay with me.Copy !req
1421. Please!Copy !req
1422. You're not stopping this.
Not today.Copy !req
1423. I am stopping this.
Right now!Copy !req
1424. I need backup.Copy !req
1425. Come on.Copy !req
1426. The real Spider-Man
couldn't even beat me.Copy !req
1427. You're nothing!Copy !req
1428. You took my family.Copy !req
1429. And now I'm gonna make sure
you never see yours again.Copy !req
1430. Get up, Spider-Man.Copy !req
1431. Get up! Come on!Copy !req
1432. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1433. I'll always have my family.Copy !req
1434. You ever hear of
the shoulder touch?Copy !req
1435. What?Copy !req
1436. Hey.Copy !req
1437. Hey, Kingpin!
Push the green button for me!Copy !req
1438. Miles? Miles? Are you okay?Copy !req
1439. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
1440. You're probably busy...Copy !req
1441. No! I can talk,
I can talk.Copy !req
1442. Look, so I
came by earlier because...Copy !req
1443. - Your uncle...
- I know, Dad.Copy !req
1444. I am so sorry.Copy !req
1445. Yeah.Copy !req
1446. Do you know
who did it?Copy !req
1447. I thought I did.Copy !req
1448. But I was wrong.Copy !req
1449. Look, Miles,
what I said at the door,Copy !req
1450. it wasn't just talk.Copy !req
1451. Look, you know,
I was thinkingCopy !req
1452. maybe we could find
a nice wall,Copy !req
1453. privately owned,
like at the police station,Copy !req
1454. and you could "throw up"
some of your art.Copy !req
1455. Man, I'm bad at this.Copy !req
1456. Okay, Miles. Miles? You there?Copy !req
1457. Oh, come on, man. C-Mobile!Copy !req
1458. - Officer.
- Spider-Man!Copy !req
1459. Listen, down there,
that was...Copy !req
1460. I mean, I owe you...Copy !req
1461. Okay!Copy !req
1462. I look
forward to workin' with you.Copy !req
1463. Yeah, me, too. I guess.Copy !req
1464. I don't approve of
your methods,Copy !req
1465. but we're just gonna have
to agree to disagree.Copy !req
1466. Thank you for
your bravery tonight.Copy !req
1467. I love you.Copy !req
1468. Wait, what?Copy !req
1469. And look behind you!Copy !req
1470. All right. Cool. Yeah.Copy !req
1471. Thanks,
Spider-Man.Copy !req
1472. Spider-Man,
a su servicio. Thank you.Copy !req
1473. Hey, man. What's up,
little man?Copy !req
1474. New Spider-Man.Copy !req
1475. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm the new Spider-Man.Copy !req
1476. Check it out.Copy !req
1477. Whoa!Copy !req
1478. That was part of the move.Copy !req
1479. Okay, let's do
this one last time, yeah?Copy !req
1480. For real this time. This is it.Copy !req
1481. My name is Miles Morales.Copy !req
1482. I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.Copy !req
1483. And for like two days,Copy !req
1484. I've been
the one and only Spider-Man.Copy !req
1485. I think you know the rest.Copy !req
1486. I finished my essay.Copy !req
1487. Saved a bunch of people.Copy !req
1488. Got hit by a drone.Copy !req
1489. I did this with my dad.Copy !req
1490. Met my roommate. Finally.Copy !req
1491. Slapped a sticker where
my dad's never gonna find it.Copy !req
1492. And when I feel alone,Copy !req
1493. like no one understands
what I'm going through,Copy !req
1494. I remember my friends
who get it.Copy !req
1495. I never thought I'd be able
to do any of this stuff.Copy !req
1496. But I can.Copy !req
1497. Anyone can wear the mask.Copy !req
1498. You could wear the mask.Copy !req
1499. If you didn't know that before,
I hope you do now.Copy !req
1500. 'Cause I'm Spider-Man.Copy !req
1501. And I'm not the only one.Copy !req
1502. Not by a long shot.Copy !req
1503. Miles. Miles!Copy !req
1504. You got a minute?Copy !req
1505. Ha!Copy !req
1506. You're a bit late.Copy !req
1507. We can't all be
everywhere at once.Copy !req
1508. Little text
might've been nice.Copy !req
1509. I was gone for less than two hours.
What happened?Copy !req
1510. Okay.
I know what it looks like.Copy !req
1511. - But here's the good news.
- Oh, here we go.Copy !req
1512. The multiverse didn't collapse.Copy !req
1513. - Oh, cool!
- Little touch and go.Copy !req
1514. But it worked out.Copy !req
1515. Great story. Did
you finish the goober?Copy !req
1516. It's not a goober.
It's a gizmo.Copy !req
1517. Do you always
have to call me out?Copy !req
1518. It's just really frustrating
and bums me out.Copy !req
1519. Don't get excited, Miguel.Copy !req
1520. - It's just a prototype.
- Not excited.Copy !req
1521. But you could
be the first personCopy !req
1522. to make an autonomous
multiverse jump.Copy !req
1523. Or the last.Copy !req
1524. So we're just gonna roll
the dice on this?Copy !req
1525. So, what you do you say, pal?
Where you want to go first?Copy !req
1526. Let's start at the beginning
one last time.Copy !req
1527. Earth '67.Copy !req
1528. - Whoa!
- What the...?Copy !req
1529. I'm Spider-Man.Copy !req
1530. - I need you to come with me.
- Who the heck are you?Copy !req
1531. I just told you...
Listen. I'm from the future.Copy !req
1532. - How dare you point at me!
- You were pointing first.Copy !req
1533. - It's rude to point.
- You're being very rude.Copy !req
1534. Which one pointed first?Copy !req
1535. Spider-Man pointed first.
Obviously.Copy !req
1536. - You're pointing at me right now.
- I'm not pointing.Copy !req
1537. Look at your finger.Copy !req
1538. I'm pointing out your pointing,
which is different.Copy !req
1539. You haven't seen pointing.Copy !req
1540. You're accusing me
of pointing while you're...!Copy !req