1. Let's do things differently this time.
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2. Like, so differently.
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3. His name is Miles Morales.
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4. He was bitten by a radioactive spider.
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5. And he's not the only one.
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11. You don't.
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12. I thought I knew the rest, but I didn't.
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14. But I did.
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16. Hey!
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17. Yo, Def Leppard!
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18. Gwen!
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19. Is the song over?
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20. - Seems over.
- Are you okay?
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21. You don't hang out,
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- I did.
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so I could hit my feelings with sticks.
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25. Yo, if you don't tell someone
what's going on,
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26. - you're gonna snap.
- I'm fine.
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27. That's not how someone
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28. They'd say,
"Great. Thanks. How are you?"
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29. - I'm great. Thanks.
- Whoa!
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30. How are you?
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31. Fine?
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32. Gwen. Come on.
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33. - I don't get you, man.
- You're right!
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34. I play drums.
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35. I always wanted to be in a band.
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36. Guess I just never found the right one.
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39. Before Miles...
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40. - How many did you take?
- ... there was Peter.
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41. - I think you look great. I don't know.
- Is this that dangerous menace?
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42. No, no, no. She seems like a good guy.
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43. Why wear a mask
if you've got nothing to hide?
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44. All right,
no politics at the dinner table.
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45. Thank you, May.
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46. But they didn't really know me.
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47. - And I didn't really know him either.
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48. - Touch him again, Ned.
- Gwen, it's okay.
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49. Until it was too late.
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50. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey.
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51. Peter?
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52. What? No.
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53. No, no, no.
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55. I just wanted to be special.
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56. Like you...
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57. Gwen.
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58. - Gwen?
- Don't worry.
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59. Who's Gwen?
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60. Everything's gonna be okay.
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61. Don't.
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62. - Everything's gonna...
- Don't go.
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63. Oh, Peter.
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64. Peter?
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65. I never really made another friend
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66. Except one.
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67. But he's not here.
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68. And there's no way to get there.
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69. Pressure mounts
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70. as Captain George Stacy
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71. Who is she?
And why won't she show her face?
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72. Peter Parker, an innocent young man...
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73. I've known May and Ben Parker
for 12 years.
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74. Peter Parker ate at my table.
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75. He was my daughter's best friend.
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76. And I will not rest
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77. until I find this Spider-Woman.
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78. Hey, hey, hey. How's the band?
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79. Uh... Uh, yeah, great.
I quit so, you know...
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80. - You did, huh? Okay.
- ... thumbs up.
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81. We, uh— We caught a break
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82. Oh.
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83. That's good.
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84. We're close.
I'm telling you, I can feel it.
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85. Me too.
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86. It'll be good for us.
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87. Don't be so sure.
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88. She killed your friend.
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89. - You don't know that.
- What do you mean? I do know that.
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90. - I was there. She ran from the scene.
- Maybe she didn't have a choice.
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91. - I got a job to do, Gwen.
- It won't bring him back.
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92. Uh, I don't wanna argue about this, okay?
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93. Yeah, I can tell.
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94. Say, uh...
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95. too punk rock to give your old man a hug?
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96. All units, possible superhuman event.
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97. Guggenheim Museum.
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98. - Oh. Hey, this could be it.
- Suspect is Adrian Toomes.
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99. - Also known as the Vulture.
- So I'll see you later?
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100. We don't know the full scale
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101. Cool.
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102. Uh, I'll call. I love you.
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103. 49-20, on scene.
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104. We're gonna need
all the help we can get.
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105. It's a real mess down here.
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106. This is Captain Stacy. I'm five out.
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107. I need you to look alive.
Good chance our girl shows up.
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108. Yuri, explain to me how a guy
with a 40-foot wingspan
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109. just waltzed
into the Guggenheim unnoticed?
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110. Hey, it's New York.
Everyone's got their thing.
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111. - Do we know what he wants?
- Do you speak Italian?
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112. - Uh, I'm an Irish cop.
- Maybe you love pasta or something.
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113. Everybody on my signal!
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114. - Look out for signs of Spider-Woman!
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115. Hey!
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116. Yup, we got our sign.
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117. How's the manhunt for me going?
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118. - You're under arrest!
- Good to know!
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119. Vulture!
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120. - Screaming their name usually works.
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121. I guess that worked.
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122. I am the Vulture,
the pinnacle of man's genius.
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123. You're not my Vulture.
What are you, made of parchment?
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124. - What cursed world have you brought me to?
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125. You're glitching, huh? Been there.
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126. - Uh, where you from, bud?
- I am an artist, an engineer.
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127. Oh, great. A Renaissance man.
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128. Ooh, let me guess.
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129. You were having an espresso
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130. in some old-timey
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131. and suddenly a portal opens up
and you wind up here.
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132. - Am I warm?
- Yes, that's pretty much it.
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133. Sidebar,
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134. uh, maybe you could stop making a mess
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135. - You call this art?
- We're talking about it, aren't we?
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136. I mean, it's more of
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137. but it's also art.
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138. Oh, look. It's your cousin.
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139. I wouldn't play with fire, dude.
You're kind of made of paper.
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140. - Oh, no.
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141. I'm sorry.
Who exactly are you supposed to be?
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142. It's classified.
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143. - You're the Blue Panther.
- No.
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144. - The Caped Blusader?
- No.
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145. - Dark Garfield.
- Stop.
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146. Macho Libre.
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147. I'm from another dimension.
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148. You are?
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149. Wow! Actually, I'm not confused.
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150. - My name is Miguel O'Hara.
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151. I lead an elite strike force dedicated
to the security of the multiverse—
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152. - Actually, forget it.
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153. Can you go to any dimension you want
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154. - It's much cooler than a watch.
- Okay. Sensitive.
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155. There is a big flying turkey
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156. I have to bring to justice,
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157. It's all right, kid.
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158. I'll take it from here.
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159. Okay, knock yourself out.
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160. Why are you saying it like that?
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161. - You're not funny!
- Eh, I don't know.
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162. Been really fun cleaning up
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163. What mess?
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164. - Kingpin's collider.
- What are you guys talking about?
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165. - You shut up.
- None of your business. Nosy.
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166. We saved the multiverse.
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167. You left a hole wide enough
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168. to randomly get shot
into the wrong dimension.
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169. Now I'm stuck putting everybody
back where they belong
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170. before all of time and space collapses.
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171. And don't even get me started
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172. and the little nerd back on Earth-199999.
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173. Who's Doctor Strange?
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174. Sounds like he maybe
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175. - Sorry, captain, can't talk right now.
- Hey! Hey!
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177. Okay.
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178. He's got hammerspace!
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179. LYLA, can you please, you know...?
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180. - Nah, you gotta say it first.
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181. - Call for backup.
- What?
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182. - Call backup.
- Come on.
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183. - Please just call for—
- I already called her.
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184. But I enjoyed that.
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185. Spider-Woman.
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186. Me too.
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187. Are you, uh...?
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188. Oh, this?
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189. We don't know the sex yet.
My husband wants it to be a surprise.
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190. He's really corny. But so hot.
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191. Will you adopt me?
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192. - What?
- What? What?
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194. on the big, fire-breathing threat
to time and space, please?
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195. - Yep, yep, yep.
- Right.
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196. - What about her?
- No.
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197. - We could use the help.
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198. - 'Cause she called you Dark Garfield?
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199. - Do you say anything but no?
- No. Yes.
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200. - Why not?
- You know why.
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201. Enough of this.
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202. Take a good look at my Greek fire
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203. Don't let him out!
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204. He'll disrupt the canon.
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205. - Go to the ground.
- Will you get out of here?
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206. We have you surrounded.
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207. - But I'm a good guy.
- You don't look like a good guy.
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208. You're just gonna have to shut up
and trust me. No!
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209. Mayday! Mayday! We're hit!
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210. We're headed for the ground!
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211. Clear the building!
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212. Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.
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213. That's what I was gonna do.
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214. - Hands in the air!
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216. - Suspect is armed.
- With what? I'm out of webs.
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218. Which is it? Hands in the air
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219. - You're under arrest.
- I just saved a bunch of people!
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220. - For the murder of Peter Parker.
- Come on.
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221. - You have the right to remain silent.
- You don't understand!
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225. But you can see why I didn't want to.
You can see why I didn't wanna tell you.
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226. I didn't murder Peter.
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227. I didn't know it was him.
I didn't have a choice.
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228. How long have you been lying to me?
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229. Can you just not be a cop for a second
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230. Do you really think I'm a murderer?
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231. You're in this to help people, right?
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234. And the way to help right now
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237. - You have the right to remain silent.
- What?
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238. Anything you say can and will...
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239. Dad, are you really this afraid of me?
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240. - You have the right to an attorney.
- Dad, stop!
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241. Don't get any closer.
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242. Hey! What—?
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243. - Dad!
- Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
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245. We got you. Right, Miguel?
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246. LYLA, scan this mess.
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248. Canon remains intact.
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250. She's doing this on her own.
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254. I know he's just a sophomore,
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255. but we wanna get a jump
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256. I'm sure he's gonna be here any minute.
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258. Uh...
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259. - Excuse me, do you have an ATM machine?
- Around there in the back.
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261. - What?
- Nothing!
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262. This should be simple enough.
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263. Just make a hole...
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264. grab the money.
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265. Nope. That's not right.
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269. Where are you, money? Where are you?
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270. Come here!
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271. Oh!
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272. Hey, who left this ATM on the sidewalk?
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273. - Yo, what you doing back there, man?
- Nothing.
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274. Nothing.
Everything's cool, man. It's all good.
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275. - Just forgot my PIN number.
- Get out of here!
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276. - No! Sir! Let me rob you!
- I'm going to rob your spotted face.
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277. No reason to bring wood into this.
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278. I've never robbed anybody in my life.
Please don't make this a bad experience.
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279. "Bad experience"? I run a business here.
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280. I'm like Robin Hood,
if he gave to himself.
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281. Oh, wow, is this curry powder?
See, I'm a scientist. Or I wa— I am.
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282. Anyway, you've heard of Alchemax?
I used to work there.
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283. I was considered handsome
by scientists' standards.
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284. I had a little accident.
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286. Oh, man.
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287. I'm so sorry.
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288. First of all, I'm not even robbing you.
This machine doesn't even belong to you.
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289. - Belongs to the bank, the real criminals.
- You're the criminal. You're robbing me.
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290. You know, I can't really get a job
anywhere anymore, being like this.
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291. So I've turned to a life of crime.
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292. - Why do people say "ATM machine"?
- Huh?
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293. - Who said that?
- The M stands for "Machine."
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294. Spider-Man!
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295. Ow!
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296. Hey, Lenny, how much do I owe you
for this beef patty, man?
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297. Spidey, if you catch him,
it's on the house, brother.
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298. - This is real!
- So are you, like, a cow or a Dalmatian?
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299. I am...
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300. the Spot.
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301. - We meet again, Spider-Man.
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302. - That's funny to you?
- Of course not. No.
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304. Unfortunately for both of us,
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306. You see...
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307. - I'm from your past. One year ago—
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309. - Oh, come on.
- Uh-oh.
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310. - This has been fun.
- Who you talking to?
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311. - But I really gotta wrap this up.
- Are you gonna be a while? 'Cause—
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312. Maybe just pay me now.
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313. Okay, let's do this one last time.
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314. - My name is Miles Morales.
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315. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
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316. And for the last year and four months,
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317. I've been
Brooklyn's one and only Spider-Man.
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318. And things are going great.
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319. - Hey, hey, hey!
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320. You could hurt somebody.
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321. Catching all sorts of bad guys.
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322. Let's go.
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323. Oh!
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325. I designed my new suit
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326. Aunt May moved to Florida.
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327. Done.
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328. I guest-hosted Jeopardy!
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329. Endorsed baby powder.
Apologised for endorsing baby powder.
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330. I made a mistake.
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331. My moustache came in.
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332. Moustache.
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334. I made another mistake.
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336. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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337. Sorry!
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339. I hear that new Spider-Man
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340. Nah, he seems more Dominican to me.
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341. I mean, would they get it if I told them?
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351. "Just keep going."
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352. You're looking at texts?
This is the fight of our lives.
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353. - Sorry. Just a second.
- Okay.
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355. You turn off your phone in a theatre,
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That's cute, right? The youth.
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358. - Okay, that's weird.
- Whoa!
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361. - Psych.
- Whoa!
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We're finding our rhythm.
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369. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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371. I don't think I want this costume anymore.
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373. - Smiley-face. Prayer hands.
- Oh, my God.
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376. I got you right where I— Ow!
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377. So aggressive!
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378. I'm Spider-Man.
No one can take that away from me.
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380. Don't escape.
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381. Your costume's too tight in the back,
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382. - Yo, what's up, man?
- Uh, I'm writing an essay.
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384. Call the police, tell them to pick him up?
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385. - Sounds like a slippery slope.
- Just this one time.
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386. It starts with one call,
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387. then it's walkie-talkies,
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388. In a month, it'll be a Spider-Signal.
I'm not your "guy in the chair."
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389. Are those my Jordans?
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390. I can't help it if we're the same size.
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391. You see, every person is a universe.
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392. And my job is to capture
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393. on this piece of paper.
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394. - That's blank.
- Exactly.
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395. I have no idea who this kid is.
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397. He's gotta decide if he's going
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instead of being here.
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399. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
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401. - Miles?
- Interest in comedy.
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- Now, son, what do we always say?
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403. "On time means five minutes early."
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407. Miles's grades are pretty good.
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411. He takes after his uncle.
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412. - A-minus in English.
- She's a tough grader.
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414. - What?
- Whoo! Okay.
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415. - Miles!
- Are you trying to kill your mother?
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417. "Esto no es my fault"?
¿Tú estás tomando la clase en Spanglish?
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419. Oh, just a few classes.
Well, what's "a few"?
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- Five?
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422. Actually, six.
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423. - You're dead.
- A truant.
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424. - Wait.
- Takes after his uncle.
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- All right. We can still salvage this.
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426. I'm sorry, "salvage"?
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428. Having a story at all seems gross.
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429. - Your name is Miles Morales.
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430. You grew up
in a struggling immigrant family.
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431. I'm from Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico is part of America.
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432. We own a floor in Brooklyn.
Ah... Struggling?
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433. - Doesn't matter. You're all struggling.
- I make captain next week.
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434. Now his dream is to attend
the top physics programme in the nation...
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435. - Whatever it takes, we'll do it.
- ... at Princeton University.
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436. In New Jersey?
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437. No, no, no. That's too far.
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438. New Jersey's too far from New York?
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439. There's great schools in Brooklyn.
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440. Mom, Princeton has the best
quantum researchers in the country.
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441. Quantum. Mm-hm.
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442. They're moving electrons
across dimensional thresholds.
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443. - Electrons. Uh-huh.
- They're studying dark matter!
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444. I don't know what any of that means.
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445. I could help figure out
how to travel to other dimensions.
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446. - Yeah, okay.
- That sounds like a really good fake job.
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447. Dad, when you were my age,
you followed your dream
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448. and went out on your own
to start a business with Uncle Aaron.
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449. - Right?
- That's different. We used to—
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450. See, when you were born—
Plus, your mom used to—
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451. Look, life is a journey.
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452. You all got me into this school because
you thought I could do something special.
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453. - And now I think so too.
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454. And the special thing I wanna do is this.
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455. There are people out there
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456. who can literally teach me
the things I wanna learn.
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457. But they aren't all in Brooklyn.
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458. That's your story!
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459. Now just stick to the script.
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460. Miles, are you paying attention?
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461. - Miles, pay attention.
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462. - Ow. That hurt my tailbone.
- Are you kidding me?
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463. Ooh. I gotta go. You guys keep talking.
This is all great stuff.
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464. Miles, wait.
Did you order the cake for tonight?
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465. Totally. I'm— You know, call me—
I gotta go, all right? Bye!
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466. This kid. I swear,
what are we gonna do with him?
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467. All units, supervillain event in progress.
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468. - I gotta go too.
- What? You're gonna leave too?
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469. He leaves, you leave, everybody leaves.
Why am I here?
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470. I know. I'm so sorry.
But we'll figure it out.
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471. Together.
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472. Wow. Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
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473. - He's lying to you.
- Jeff?
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474. Your son.
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475. He's lying. And I think you know it.
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476. How's your essay?
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477. - Marinating. This is part of my process.
- Oh? Oh, really?
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478. - I think your guy got away.
- Thanks, I'm on it.
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479. - You seem really stressed.
- I agree.
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480. - You're stretched too thin.
- Yeah, thanks for the tip.
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481. - That was bad.
- I know.
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482. - What's really going on with this kid?
- I don't know!
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483. - Oh! Hey!
- Boom!
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484. - Spider-Man.
- Officer Morales! I mean:
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485. - Officer Morales.
- This is not what it looks like.
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486. - Hey! Hey!
- Officer—
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487. My kid goes here, man!
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488. This is fun.
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489. I'm on the PTA. You know how many
lemon bars I gotta bake for that?
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490. - You left in the middle of a fight.
- I did not. It was at the end.
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491. - Are you serious?
- It was inconsiderate, super rude.
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492. And a little cocky.
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493. Yeah, you got me agreeing
with the bad guy right now.
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494. "Bad guy"?
He's barely a villain of the week.
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495. What'd you call me?
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496. - You realise I'm right here.
- Come on!
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497. is under control.
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498. - Unbelievable.
- Wow.
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499. Of course we'd end up back here.
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500. You know, you are just like my son.
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501. I am? I—
That's so silly. Imagine that.
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502. - Back where it all started!
- Look out!
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503. The crucible of our connection!
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504. Don't try to wow me with big words.
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505. I do the crossword every day.
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506. - Is it all coming back to you?
- What are you talking about?
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507. The creation event.
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508. What?
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509. - Ah!
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510. - Yeah.
- Hey, we got cut off.
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511. This is our son we're talking about.
Nothing is more important than family.
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512. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
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513. Destiny brought us here.
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514. - You see now, don't you?
- I really don't.
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515. I am your nemesis.
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516. Dude, you are not.
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517. You missed.
You can't contain the Spot. Ow!
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518. You really don't remember
what you did to me?
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519. - What I did for you?
- Uh... No.
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520. I worked at Alchemax.
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521. I ran a test on this collider
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522. that brought a spider here
from another dimension.
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523. - Forty-two.
- Its home dimension.
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524. It escaped. And it bit you.
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525. My spider made you Spider-Man.
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526. - What?
- You ran through the cafeteria.
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527. - He took a bagel!
- You hit me with a bagel.
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528. I've hit a lot of different villains
with a lot of different food.
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529. You make your flippy, little sassy jokes,
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530. and everyone loves them.
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531. But no one knows what it feels like
to be on the other side of them.
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532. I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
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533. I created you.
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534. You created me.
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535. Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?
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536. I didn't. He's talking crazy.
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537. I was in this collider room
when you blew it up!
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538. Because of you...
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539. I lost my job, my life,
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540. my face!
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541. My family won't even look at me.
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542. I made you into a hero.
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543. You made me into this!
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544. Look at me! You did this to me!
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545. Look at me! I'll make you respect me!
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546. Ah! Ow!
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547. I am your neme—
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548. Well, where'd he go?
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549. He kicked his own butt.
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550. You know we're supposed
to catch the bad guys, right?
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551. I always do.
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552. - Usually.
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553. - Gutierrez! Get the crane, man.
- Yes, sir!
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554. This here is why nobody likes us, man.
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555. - "Us"?
- I am trying to do right out here.
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556. - I'm trying too.
- You need to be a better role model.
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557. I'm a great role model.
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558. Hey, Gutierrez, you can cancel the crane.
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559. I swear, I'll quit my job!
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560. - Do you wanna talk about it?
- Are you crazy?
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561. Well, men of your generation
ignore their mental health too long.
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562. Oh, boy.
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563. What am I even doing?
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564. 'Cause no matter what I do,
someone always thinks I'm blowing it.
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565. I know the feeling.
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566. So your son.
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567. How's he doing?
You think he's gonna figure it all out?
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568. - Honestly?
- Yeah.
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569. - He's a good kid.
- Yeah?
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570. It's scary.
He says these things that are so smart.
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571. Cool. Well, I should probably—
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572. And then he does these things
that are so stupid.
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573. I just don't want him to mess it up.
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574. Maybe get off the kid's ass.
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575. - I'm sorry, what?
- What? What? I don't know.
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576. And I hate
that he's not being honest with me.
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577. Maybe he's scared to talk to you.
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578. Why would anyone be scared to talk to me?
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579. I don't— I don't know.
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580. It's just— You think you're getting
pretty good at being a parent.
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581. You think you got it licked.
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582. And then they go and grow up.
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583. I just don't wanna lose him, you know?
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584. Well, as an objective observer
with no skin in the game,
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585. I say you gotta let him
spread his wings, man.
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586. - Like this.
- Yeah.
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587. I don't know.
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588. If this isn't nice, what is?
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589. I should go.
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590. Yeah, and catch that holes guy.
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591. Don't worry. I don't think
that guy's gonna show his face again.
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592. What?
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593. Okay.
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594. I think I kicked myself...
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595. into myself.
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596. Well, this is new.
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597. Hello? Hello? Echo, echo. No echo.
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598. I'm going to put my head in that hole.
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599. - Hello.
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600. Ow! Please! Ow, ow, ow!
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601. Stop it, stop it, stop it!
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602. That was cool.
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603. My holes can take me anywhere.
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604. - Whoop.
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605. Excuse me. Hi.
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606. - Sorry to bug you. I know you're busy.
- What do you want?
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607. I know it's weird. I came out of nowhere.
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608. But I think I'm becoming
a transdimensional superbeing.
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609. - So?
- "So?"
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610. I'm literally splitting
the fabric of space and time.
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611. For you, it's just a Tuesday night.
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612. You're acting like weird stuff like this
happens to you all the time.
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613. Can I have some gum?
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614. Oh! Whoa!
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615. Wow.
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616. The power of the multiverse
in the palm of my hand.
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617. My holes aren't a curse!
They're the answer!
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618. Can you stop talking about your holes?
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619. You're making everyone uncomfortable.
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620. No, no, no. You're gonna love this.
Look, look, look.
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621. I'm out of spots,
wouldn't you know it. Uh...
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622. As you were, gentlemen.
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623. I'm coming for you, Spider-Man!
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624. Take this one step at a time.
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625. Does anybody have
the instructions for this building?
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626. - Oh, no.
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627. Tomorrow morning, Spider-Man,
page one, with a decent picture.
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628. - You're right, boss.
- Shut up.
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629. - Uh-huh.
- Get out of here!
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630. You got it, boss. I'm on it.
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631. I need a raise.
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632. Miguel, it's Peter. We got an anomaly.
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633. Thank you, Peter. You're one of our best.
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634. - Jess, who's on this?
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635. There you go.
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636. - Have you seen Miles?
- No.
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637. Nope.
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638. - Have you seen Miles?
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639. - What are you doing?
- Speech!
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640. - Okay, everybody.
- No. I'm terrible at speeches.
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641. Oh, dear God, no.
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642. Rio, come on.
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643. Um... Hi.
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644. And I want you to know,
no matter what,
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645. even though we've had our ups and downs,
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646. - I'm so proud of you today, and every day.
- Hey.
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647. - Parentheses. Mostly. LOL.
- Hey.
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648. Hey, Mr Spider-Man,
it won't fit on one cake.
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649. Can't you write smaller?
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650. Can't you write shorter?
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651. Come again!
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652. What else can I say about Jeff?
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653. That he was almost 10 pounds as a baby.
I know you're gonna be embarrassed.
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654. He almost killed his mother.
Look at those shoulders.
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655. - Oh, no. Okay. That's it.
- A big baby.
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656. - Okay, okay.
- Oh, my God.
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657. He's so funny.
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658. I'll take the mic.
No more mics for you, okay?
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659. - Thank you, Rio, for that.
- Where is that kid?
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660. I didn't always know
what I wanted to do in life.
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661. I was pulled in a lot
of different directions when I was young.
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662. Me and my brother came up
in this neighbourhood.
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663. Just a couple of knuckleheads
running the streets.
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664. It is I, the Armadillo— Oh!
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665. You guys used
to chase us out of your stores.
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666. And now, if you can believe it,
it's my job to look out for you.
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667. - And then I had a kid.
- Stop, thief!
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668. And everything changed for the better.
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669. Oh, no.
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670. I don't even know about giving a toast
'cause I should be toasting you all.
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671. No, no, no!
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672. So to my brother,
who we miss every single day.
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673. He's definitely up there
laughing at me right now.
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674. They're making me captain, bro.
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675. To my wife, mi amor.
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676. I can't even start
because I'll never stop.
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677. Have to take the mic from me.
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678. And to my son...
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679. The reason that I do any of this
in the first place.
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680. I love you, Miles.
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681. And I will always, always be here for you.
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682. Benny, man. Come on, drop the beat!
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683. I'm gonna kill that kid.
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684. Hey! Congrats, Jeff!
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685. - Hey! Hey, hey.
- Thank you for coming.
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686. - Hey, Miles. Where have you been?
- What's up, man?
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687. - You keeping your head up at that school?
- Oh, yeah, you bet.
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688. Hola, Miles! Hi.
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689. - Your parents have been looking for you.
- I don't know why.
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690. - I've just been here the whole time.
- Oye.
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691. - Ah! Hi.
- You were supposed to be here at 5.
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692. - I know.
- You disrespected your dad.
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693. - Yup. Mm-hm.
- Missed his beautiful toast.
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694. Come on. Did you even see the cakes?
There's some heartfelt messages on them.
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695. That's not what I meant.
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696. Your dad studied for eight months.
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697. Nine. It was like giving birth.
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698. - No, it wasn't.
- Of course not.
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699. You made us sit in that office
and talk to that lady without you.
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700. - There was an emergency.
- What, a graffiti emergency?
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701. A partying-with-some-friends-
I've-never-met emergency?
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702. Explain yourself.
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703. Sounds like
you're explaining it pretty well.
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704. - That's funny. Jeff, we got a funny son.
- I'm not laughing.
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705. - I don't feel grown-up.
- Wow, this is a cool shirt.
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706. Okay! Okay, okay.
Have you checked out the spread?
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707. - Oye!
- Ah!
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708. Who you running around with?
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709. - Just—
- Is it Ganke? I never liked him.
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710. Yes, you did.
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711. - He calls me by my first name.
- Ugh. We hate that.
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712. - I have more friends than just Ganke.
- Like who?
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713. Well, there's— There's Peter.
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714. You know, uh, but he left town.
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715. Um, there's— There's Gwanda.
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716. You know, she also left town.
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717. - Miles, dame un break.
- Is that Spanglish?
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718. Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe I'm just doing benign, private,
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719. unremarkable things
when I'm not with you guys?
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720. - Nope.
- Never.
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721. I am 15 years old.
I am basically an adult.
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722. - Oh, right.
- You don't have a driver's licence.
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723. - Neither does Mom!
- We live in New York
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724. and never plan to leave.
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725. - It's my life.
- It's not your life.
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726. It's mine and your father's
and your abuelos' y abuelas',
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727. who put you in this spot
that I'd give anything to be in.
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728. All right. Whatever, whatever.
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729. "Whatever"?
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730. - Wow.
- "Whatever"?
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731. - Do I get to say it? Please tell me I can.
- Say it.
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732. - You're grounded!
- What?
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733. - Oh, yeah!
- For how long?
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734. - A month!
- Dad. Mom, are you—? Seriously?
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735. Yeah, dead serious.
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736. - You don't understand.
- You are right.
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737. I have no idea what's going on with you!
So why don't you tell me?
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738. - Just listen to me!
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739. Okay, champ, you got it. Go for it.
Say whatever you wanna say.
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740. What do you got to tell me so bad?
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741. You know what? Never mind.
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742. All right, great, walk away.
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743. Because now you got two months!
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744. That was good, right?
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745. Two months.
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746. I'm Spider-Man. I'm not grounded.
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747. Miles!
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748. Miles!
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749. You got a minute?
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750. Oh! Whoa!
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751. - How did you get—?
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752. How did you get—? How have you been?
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753. Uh, I've been good.
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754. I've been— Yeah, just great. Look at you.
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755. You, uh— You grew, huh?
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756. - Had a little growth spurt?
- Uh, yeah. Your hair has gotten pinker.
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757. - Is this the room you grew up in?
- It is. Um...
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758. - But my dorm room is very adult.
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759. Cool. Yeah, no, I used to play with these
when I was younger too.
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760. - Uh, that's a collectible.
- I used to have this one.
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761. - An extremely rare, highly sought—
- Why is it still in the package?
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762. Eee! Um...
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763. That's fine.
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764. - Are these your drawings? They're good.
- Hey. What? No.
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765. Wow, there's so many.
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766. Missed you too.
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767. So, what are you doing here?
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768. I mean, I thought I'd never see you again.
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769. Wanna get out of here?
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770. I'm grounded.
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771. Bummer.
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772. Is Spider-Man grounded?
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773. Um...
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774. I mean, I...
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775. Miles?
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776. Your dad's ready to listen now.
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777. That's three months!
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778. Wait, hold on.
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779. There's an elite society
with all the best Spider-People in it?
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780. - Okay, so there's this lady, Jess Drew.
- Uh-huh?
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781. - She rides a motorcycle.
- Motorcycle?
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782. Oh, my gosh,
I'm learning so much from her.
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783. Oh, yeah. I've learned a lot of stuff too.
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784. I've levelled up my whole thing. See?
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785. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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786. - Let's see it, then.
- Let's go.
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787. Thread the needle.
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788. Whoa!
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789. Easy.
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790. And Miguel.
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791. - The whole thing was his idea.
- Right.
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792. And who's Miguel?
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793. Oh, he's like a
ninja-vampire-Spider-Man but a good guy.
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794. A vampire good guy.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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795. - So how long ago did they invite you?
- Only like a few months ago.
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796. - "Months" is kind of a long time.
- Okay, this one counts for two.
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797. Ha, ha!
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798. Look at you.
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799. Look at me.
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800. Keep the change.
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801. - So this club.
- Look at that dum-dum.
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802. What kind of stuff do you do?
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803. Guy in the stripes, ten points.
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804. We're trying to keep the multiverse
from collapsing.
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805. I thought we did that already.
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806. Like, last week we had this mission
to some Shakespeare dimension.
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807. - What?
- And Hobie and I just, like—
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808. - Who's Hobie?
- Oh, my gosh, you would love him.
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809. He lets me crash
in his dimension sometimes.
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810. What does that mean,
you stay overnight or...?
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811. Anyway, they're pretty strict
about where I go,
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812. or I really would have come
to see you sooner.
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813. Right. So, uh— So why'd you come now?
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814. Don't do that.
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815. Hey, Gw— Uh, Gwen?
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816. Where'd you go?
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817. Where did she go?
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818. - Ah!
- Oh, hey. There you are.
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819. - What were you doing?
- Waiting for you.
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820. No, it's not the Greek burger place.
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821. - This is a cool thinking spot.
- Right?
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822. Who needs a treadmill when you have
the Williamsburgh Bank Building?
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823. - So, uh, you and your dad.
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824. You still haven't talked?
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825. What exactly would we talk about?
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826. "Hey, Dad, how have
the last few months been?
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827. You still think
I murdered my best friend?"
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828. I don't know.
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829. I mean, my parents—
I mean, maybe if I told them—
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830. Don't.
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831. Trust me on that.
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832. Well...
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833. Maybe some things
are supposed to be just for us.
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834. Hm.
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835. That's a nice way to think about it.
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836. I'm just a really
emotionally intelligent guy.
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837. Beyond my years.
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838. It really is always so great
to talk to you.
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839. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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840. I mean, how many people
can you talk to about this stuff?
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841. You don't even know.
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842. What?
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843. You're the only friend
I've ever really made after Peter died.
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844. Other than Hobie, right?
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845. - That's different.
- Yeah? How's that?
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846. I don't know.
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847. You and me, it's...
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848. We're the same.
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849. In the important ways, you know?
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850. In every other universe,
Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man.
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851. And in every other universe,
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852. it doesn't end well.
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853. Well, there's a first time
for everything, right?
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854. - Mmm! Oh, wow. Feelings make me hungry.
- Oh, yeah,
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855. these plátanos are
just deep-fried feelings.
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856. She looks old enough to vote.
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857. I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish.
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858. Well, qué barbaridad.
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859. This keeps you from glitching
in other dimensions?
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860. Yeah. Pretty cool.
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861. What's it gonna take
for Miguel O'Hara to notice Miles Morales?
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862. I'll put in a good word.
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863. I'm just saying, if I had a watch,
I could come with you.
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864. - Miles, look—
- I did save the multiverse.
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865. It's a really small, elite strike force.
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866. I can turn invisible.
I have, like, electric powers.
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867. - There aren't a lot of slots.
- Think about it.
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868. Ah, right.
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869. Look, if it was up to me, you—
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870. I know. I know, I know.
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871. Oh, no. No, no.
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872. - Don't do that. Miles!
- All right.
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873. - It's, uh, really delicate.
- Geez.
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874. Sorry. I didn't mean to, um, snap.
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875. Okay. All right. I'm sorry.
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876. - Hello! Hi.
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877. - Oh, boy.
- I'm Miles's mom.
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878. Rio! Hi! I've heard so much about you.
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879. You're using my first name. Okay.
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880. This is nice.
We found it in Miles's room, so...
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881. - I guess you must've been there, huh?
- And you must be Jeff.
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882. She called me Jeff.
That's very sweet. "Jeff."
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883. You must mean Lieutenant Morales.
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884. Soon to be Captain Morales.
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885. Ah! Captain.
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886. Gwanda and I are friends from school.
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887. - Yeah, we were just catching up.
- Oh...
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888. Don't take him from me.
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889. Mom.
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890. I'm just kidding.
He's grounded, so you can't.
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891. - Don't break his heart.
- Mom!
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892. - Alpha Squad, Zero Red Spider Alert.
- Shoot, I have to go.
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893. - Really?
- Yeah, I forgot to get my steps in.
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894. Really, really wish I could stay longer.
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895. I'm sorry.
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896. Goodbye.
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897. Yeah, bye.
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898. I can hear you being quiet, Mom.
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899. I, um...
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900. I hope I didn't ice your game, man.
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901. No one my age says those words
in that order, Mom.
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902. It's just hard to see my little man
not be my little boy all the time.
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903. Yeah.
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904. Papá, you know you can tell me anything.
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905. Well...
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906. I'm...
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907. I'm sorry I was late.
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908. Go.
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909. She seems like a nice girl.
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910. - Is this a trick?
- It's not a trick.
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911. Geez.
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912. What are you—?
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913. Let me fix you. Just...
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914. For years I've been taking care
of this little boy, right?
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915. Making sure he's loved,
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916. that he feels like he belongs
wherever he wants to be.
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917. He wants to go out into the world
and do great big things.
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918. And what I worry about most...
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919. is they won't look out for you like us.
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920. They won't root for you like us.
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921. So here's the deal.
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922. Wherever you go from here,
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923. you have to promise to take care
of that little boy for me.
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924. Make sure he never forgets
where he came from.
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925. And he never doubts that he's loved.
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926. And he never lets anyone at those big,
fancy places he's gonna be in
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927. tell him that he doesn't belong there.
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928. And when he comes home,
and he better come home...
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929. you're gonna be early,
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930. and you're gonna be holding
a normal, nice cake.
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931. Yeah, okay.
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932. You gotta promise, Miles.
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933. I promise.
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934. Just...
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935. - don't get lost.
- Mm-hm. Okay.
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936. All right.
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937. Cool.
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938. Now go. Get out of here.
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939. And when you come back,
you're still grounded.
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940. - Ha, ha!
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941. Yeah, I'm smiling like it's a joke,
but it's true.
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942. Yeah, I figured.
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943. See you later.
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944. With a cake.
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945. Shoot.
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946. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, the car!
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947. Shoot.
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948. Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
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949. - Show me what happened.
- Replay commencing.
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950. Spots. That's the thing.
I need more spots!
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951. Ha! Oh, my gosh. It was right under
where my nose would've been.
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952. I just need a little bit more
dimensional juice or whatever.
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953. - Shoot.
- Shoot!
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954. Never came up with a good name.
Branding was never my strong suit.
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955. The city power line
to my micro collider prototype
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956. could generate a little more
concentrated dark energy.
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957. Shoot.
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958. This is what I love about science!
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959. Shoot!
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960. I just need enough to get me somewhere
with a full-size collider.
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961. And, Spider-Man, I'll make you pay
for everything you took away from me.
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962. All right, this is gonna work.
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963. Or vaporise me
and everything in this building,
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964. which would not be good.
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965. - Shoot.
- Shoot.
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966. Oh, man.
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967. - Shoot.
- Shoot.
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968. Replay complete.
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969. Why, why, why?
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970. - Gwen, Gwen, Gwen!
- Gwen. Hi.
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971. Whatcha doing?
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972. Nothing. Uh, good. All good.
Yeah, everything's good.
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973. Bye.
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974. Where's the bad guy
you were supposed to monitor?
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975. He just stepped out for a moment.
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976. - Dude!
- He's just some villain of the week.
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977. - LYLA!
- Oh! We don't need—
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978. Tracking...
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979. Hey, look, I got him. Nope, never mind.
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980. Hold on. Slippery guy.
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981. - Did you go see your little friend?
- What? No.
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982. - Miles?
- I mean...
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983. Are you kidding me?
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984. - Only briefly. From afar.
- How far?
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985. Like, you know, about this:
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986. - About this far.
- That's way too close.
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987. Girl!
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988. Look, I had to know how he was.
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989. - I honestly can't with you.
- I know I messed up, okay?
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990. He can't be part of this.
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991. I know.
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992. - I'll never see him again. All right?
- No kidding.
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993. - Hey, guys? He's making his own portals.
- What?
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994. He can jump wherever he wants.
He could be a total canon killer.
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995. You said he was the villain of the week.
Do you know how bad this is for you?
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996. Every dimension he stops at
has an Alchemax.
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997. - What's he up to, Gwen?
- I don't know.
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998. He's making himself more powerful
so he can beat me.
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999. Amazing. My star pupil, everyone.
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1000. I'll get him, okay? I can get backup.
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1001. If Miguel finds out I let you come—
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1002. Don't tell Miguel. He'll kick me out and—
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1003. What if he sends me home?
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1004. I got him. Earth-50101.
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1005. What do you wanna do?
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1006. You never made a mistake?
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1007. Never got too close to someone?
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1008. I did.
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1009. But I got over it.
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1010. Alert the local Spider.
Tell him Gwen will meet him there.
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1011. I'm on it.
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1012. - Thank you. I won't let you down again.
- Okay. You're welcome. Shut up.
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1013. You got an hour to fix this.
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1014. Or I can't help you.
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1015. Goodbye, Miles.
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1016. - Sorry. Congratulations!
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1017. You see that? This is incredible.
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1018. - I'm like a new person.
- Where did you go?
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1019. In the mirror,
I wouldn't recognise myself.
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1020. - Stay still.
- I'd envy that person I was looking at.
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1021. - I have eyes on the anomaly.
- Try getting hands on him.
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1022. Stop hovering. You're hovering.
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1023. Hello, pardon me, locals.
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1024. Wow, four on there. That's very dangerous.
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1025. That looks good.
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1026. - Which way to Alchemax? Oh!
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1027. It's a place with a big collider—
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1028. - Hey, cow guy! "Moo-ve" over!
- That's the best you could do?
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1029. - Gwen! I'm here to help!
- Miles, are you—?
Copy !req
1030. Whoopsie-daisy.
You weren't expecting that, were you?
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1031. - Oh, no!
- Neither was I. I'm in the zone!
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1032. - I got you!
- Did you follow me?
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1033. No, I just saw where you went
and went there without you knowing.
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1034. - You're not supposed to be here!
- What are you talking about? I'm helping—
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1035. No! No, no, no!
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1036. Whoa!
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1037. I shouldn't have ever come to see you.
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1038. Dang.
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1039. Hey, who's the new guy?
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1040. Hey, Pav.
He's Miles and he wasn't invited.
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1041. Oh!
You weren't invited and you came anyway?
Copy !req
1042. - Right?
- New guy must be in love with you.
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1043. - Okay, whoa.
- No.
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1044. - I'm not.
- I'm very good at reading people.
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1045. - He's not.
- Who are you?
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1046. - Glad you asked, new guy.
- I'm not a new guy.
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1047. My name is Pavitr Prabhakar,
and for the past six months—
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1048. Six? And even he got a watch?
Copy !req
1049. - Yeah, uh...
- Being Spider-Man is so easy.
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1050. I wake up, skip the workout,
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1051. because I'm naturally buff
and I don't wanna get too big.
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1052. Do almost nothing with my amazing hair.
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1053. You don't use any product at all?
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1054. Just coconut oil, prayer, some genetics.
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1055. Then I swing by school.
Don't really have to try, but I do anyway.
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1056. Fight a few bad guys,
feed a few street dogs,
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1057. quick break for a cup of chai
with my Maya Auntie—
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1058. - I love chai tea.
- What did you just say?
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1059. "Chai tea"?
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1060. "Chai" means "tea," bro.
You're saying "tea" tea.
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1061. Would I ask you for a "coffee" coffee
with "cream" cream?
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1062. I'm so sorry.
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1063. Then I hang out
with my girlfriend, Gayatri.
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1064. She's an extremely classy teenager.
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1065. Hey, girl. Tonight, I was thinking—
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1066. Hello, Police Inspector Singh.
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1067. This is your daughter. I do not know her.
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1068. To top it off, I live in the best possible
Spider-Man city, Mumbattan.
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1069. Quick tour. This is where the traffic is,
this is where the traffic is.
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1070. Traffic here too. This is where
the British stole all of our stuff. Whoa!
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1071. - Hello, Spider-Man.
- Hi.
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1072. - Hey.
- Not you.
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1073. You talking to him or me or him?
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1074. - Think he means me.
- Yeah. Him.
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1075. I got this, guys.
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1076. - Huh?
- Wow. How are you?
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1077. - Can you tell I levelled up my game?
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1078. I'm on a journey of self-improvement.
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1079. And you came to India.
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1080. That's a Western culture cliché.
Don't Eat, Pray, Love me, bro.
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1081. I did not mean it like that.
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1082. Let me guess, you're gonna ask me
about saffron and cardamom
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1083. and naan bread,
which is the same as saying "bread" bread,
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1084. which is the same as saying "chai tea."
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1085. - Oh, I love chai tea.
- No!
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1086. Come on, man! I think maybe
we got off on the wrong foot.
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1087. Let's just talk about this.
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1088. Fine. You made me feel empty,
like I had a hole inside of me.
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1089. We all have holes.
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1090. But now I found out
what to fill that hole up with.
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1091. More holes!
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1092. That doesn't make any sense!
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1093. It will.
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1094. I'm okay. I'm good.
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1095. - Don't worry.
- We won't.
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1096. This romantic tension is so palpable.
Copy !req
1097. If Spot gets more holes...
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1098. - Will they, won't they?
- ... he'll be unstoppable!
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1099. - We can't let him get to—
- Alchemax?
Copy !req
1100. See? How can you guys even concentrate?
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1101. Hey, does he know about Hobie?
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1102. - What should I know about Hobie?
- Oh, looks like he did not know.
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1103. Boop.
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1104. Go away. Go away.
See you later. Thanks for coming.
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1105. Would you please deactivate
this strong barrier?
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1106. It can't be turned off
until the collider sequence is complete.
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1107. The collider sequence? Oh, man.
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1108. - You need to stop!
- You don't know what you're doing!
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1109. I'm about to be so much more
than a villain of the week.
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1110. I'm sorry I called you that, okay?
You're a great villain.
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1111. Oh, not yet, I'm not.
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1112. - Initialising collider.
- No!
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1113. How's it going now?
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1114. Great. Anyone got any ideas?
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1115. Oh, I have so many, but none for this.
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1116. Stand back.
I've been working on something new.
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1117. - How long does this usually take?
- Just give me a second.
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1118. Do you want us to do something,
or do we just stand here?
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1119. Are you charging it, or—?
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1120. No. I'm absorbing it
so I can shoot it back.
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1121. - Looks like you're charging.
- Does this have a name?
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1122. Hold your questions
until I'm done breaking this!
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1123. Just let me do this!
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1124. Oi, oi!
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1125. - Hobie!
- Hobie, my guy!
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1126. - Hobie?
- Look at that, another one.
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1127. I love how many different variations
of you guys there are.
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1128. - Man-like, Pav! Big stepper! Yeah, mate!
- What's this dude saying?
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1129. It's English for "We get
along great, and we're close friends."
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1130. Is this the younger from 1610?
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1131. Do you understand this guy?
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1132. Hobie, thanks for breaking the shield!
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1133. I loosened it.
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1134. Bit of advice.
Use the palm, not just your fingers.
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1135. What's up with your suit?
Is he bleeding from his armpits?
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1136. Miles, Hobie. Hobie, Miles.
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1137. Hi. I've never heard of you
because Gwen barely ever mentions you.
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1138. A'ight, my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown.
I was bitten by a—
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1139. Wouldn't you like to know?
You know what I mean?
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1140. For the last three years, I've been
the one and only— Wait, wait, wait.
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1141. You think I'm gonna show you
my secret identity? Come out of it.
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1142. That is, when I'm not playing shows,
antagonizing fascists,
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1143. staging unpermitted political actions
slash performance-art pieces,
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1144. or having a laugh at the pub
with the mandem.
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1145. I'm not a role model.
I was briefly a runway model.
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1146. I hate the a.m. I hate the PM.
I hate labels.
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1147. I'm not a hero
because calling yourself a hero
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1148. makes you a self-mythologizing,
narcissistic autocrat.
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1149. Come on! I thought you hated labels.
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1150. Gwendy, you left your jumper
around my place.
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1151. - What's a jumper?
- It's a sweater.
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1152. - How many sweaters do you have?
- That's not mine, I'm sure.
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1153. - And your toothbrush.
- Wait, what?
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1154. - Are those my Chucks?
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1155. - Y'all make a heck of a team.
- I don't believe in teams.
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1156. Aren't you in a band?
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1157. I don't believe in consistency.
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1158. This guy's killing me.
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1159. This is gonna be good for us, Spider-Man.
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1160. You and me, we're finally
gonna live up to our potential.
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1161. You'll finally have
a villain worth fighting.
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1162. And I won't be just a joke to you!
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1163. You're not a joke!
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1164. - Right, gang?
- Absolutely.
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1165. - Completely unamusing!
- I don't believe in comedy!
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1166. Just kidding!
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1167. See? No one here thinks you're a joke!
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1168. - They won't after this.
- No!
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1169. Wow. That was another easy adventure
for Spider-Man.
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1170. - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
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1171. I'm coming!
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1172. What was that?
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1173. Our future.
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1174. I'm gonna take everything from you,
like you took everything from me.
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1175. What?
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1176. See you back home, Spider-Man.
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1177. Miles. Miles!
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1178. You okay? We gotta go.
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1179. Oi, oi, liven up, mate.
No time to get dizzy.
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1180. Everyone, chalo, chalo!
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1181. We'll clear the path.
You slow down that building.
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1182. I'll do it.
But not because you told me to.
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1183. Everybody, run!
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1184. Watch out!
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1185. Gayatri!
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1186. Gayatri! No!
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1187. Gwen, heads up.
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1188. Markers are predicting
an incoming canon event.
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1189. So tread carefully.
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1190. I'm on it.
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1191. Somebody, help!
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1192. - Hurry, everyone! This way, quickly!
- Help!
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1193. Inspector Singh!
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1194. I can do both!
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1195. - I got him, I got him!
- Miles!
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1196. Don't worry.
Thread the needle, ring the bell, right?
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1197. - It's too dangerous.
- I'll be okay, I promise.
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1198. Miles!
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1199. Miles!
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1200. No! No.
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1201. You're all right.
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1202. I promised.
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1203. Are you okay? I was so worried.
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1204. I mean, you seem like a nice young woman
that I do not know.
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1205. Gayatri!
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1206. Not bad, right?
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1207. Right.
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1208. I've never seen him so emotional.
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1209. Excellent job.
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1210. Man-like, Miles! My guy!
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1211. Easy.
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1212. So, what do you think?
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1213. What I always think.
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1214. You're amazing.
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1215. We make a good team. Yeah?
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1216. Yeah.
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1217. Guys, what's that?
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1218. It's a metaphor for capitalism.
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1219. It's a lot worse than that.
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1220. Okay, guys, secure the area,
clear all civilians,
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1221. and let's contain this quantum hole.
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1222. Hey, I'm Miles.
We met before, when I was invisible.
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1223. I know who you are.
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1224. Is everything going to be okay?
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1225. Okay, let me explain.
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1226. Miguel wants you back at HQ.
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1227. - Miles was just about to head out.
- All of you.
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1228. - I don't follow orders, neither does he.
- I'm invited to HQ? Whoo!
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1229. How are you even cooler under your mask?
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1230. I was this cool the whole time.
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1231. Hey, over here.
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1232. Yo, this place is wild.
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1233. - Any sign of Spot?
- Let me ask.
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1234. Anybody spot Spot?
Copy !req
1235. - Oh, so funny. Anybody else got jokes?
- Now that you mention it.
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1236. Well, you know what they say,
we need to run a spot check.
Copy !req
1237. - This is unbelievable.
Copy !req
1238. - This is the lobby.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1239. Welcome to Spider-Society.
Copy !req
1240. It's a bit much, innit?
Copy !req
1241. What happened to that small,
elite strike team?
Copy !req
1242. A lot of these are part-time.
Copy !req
1243. Gwendy, how much have you told him, hm?
About his place in all this?
Copy !req
1244. A little.
Copy !req
1245. - Maybe not enough.
- Here.
Copy !req
1246. My own watch!
Copy !req
1247. It's a day pass.
This just keeps you from...
Copy !req
1248. doing that.
Copy !req
1249. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey, Peter.
Copy !req
1250. Hey, I'm Miles.
Copy !req
1251. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey, Peters.
Copy !req
1252. I'm a new recruit.
Copy !req
1253. Peter, take a team to the transport deck
to help deal with this Spot mess.
Copy !req
1254. - I wouldn't call it a mess.
Copy !req
1255. - More like a success in progress.
- Ben, I need—
Copy !req
1256. Sorry, I can't talk right now.
I'm thinking about my past.
Copy !req
1257. Actually, we need you here
for some reason.
Copy !req
1258. That was a particularly harrowing memory.
Copy !req
1259. - Is he okay?
Copy !req
1260. - Ah!
- Howdy. Name's Web-Slinger.
Copy !req
1261. - Why does the horse need a mask?
- To conceal her face.
Copy !req
1262. Giddy up!
Copy !req
1263. - Who is in these laser cages?
Copy !req
1264. Anomalies. Folks who wound up
in the wrong dimension.
Copy !req
1265. We kick their butts and send them home.
Copy !req
1266. They're not very interesting.
Copy !req
1267. - We got a bunch of Doc Ocks.
- That's interesting.
Copy !req
1268. A Moosterio. Ms Sterio.
Copy !req
1269. - Video game guy.
- I love video games!
Copy !req
1270. - Another video game guy.
- Are you talking to me?
Copy !req
1271. Typeface.
Copy !req
1272. - Go to Helvetica, Spider-Man!
- Bold.
Copy !req
1273. An interesting Kraven, a boring Rhino.
Copy !req
1274. A Prowler.
Copy !req
1275. - Prowler?
- Not your Prowler.
Copy !req
1276. Hey.
Copy !req
1277. Hey.
Copy !req
1278. - It's rude to stare.
- Caught that one myself.
Copy !req
1279. - I slipped.
- You? I did all the work.
Copy !req
1280. How many missions
have you been on together?
Copy !req
1281. - Not that many.
- Couple dozen.
Copy !req
1282. That's cool. Sorry.
Copy !req
1283. - I'm Spider-Man.
- Oh, no way! All of us are.
Copy !req
1284. - Can we just keep moving?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you?
Copy !req
1285. I'm an avatar.
Copy !req
1286. My body is back in my parents' dimension,
Copy !req
1287. chilling in a gaming chair
and eating Fritos.
Copy !req
1288. Right, because you don't listen.
Copy !req
1289. Here is better.
Copy !req
1290. I hear that.
Copy !req
1291. What does that do?
Copy !req
1292. Apart from having a great name?
Copy !req
1293. - The Go Home Machine.
- What'd I say, eh?
Copy !req
1294. I voted against it.
Copy !req
1295. It detects whatever dimension
your DNA is from
Copy !req
1296. and sends you there.
Copy !req
1297. It's super humane and not creepy.
Copy !req
1298. See you, dawg. Don't come back.
Copy !req
1299. We should go.
We don't wanna keep the boss waiting.
Copy !req
1300. - See you around?
- Let's go!
Copy !req
1301. - Good luck out there, man.
- Okay, bye!
Copy !req
1302. Miguel sounds hangry.
Copy !req
1303. He likes those empanadas
from the cafeteria.
Copy !req
1304. Don't ask me why.
Copy !req
1305. My name is Miguel O'Hara.
Copy !req
1306. I'm this dimension's one
and only Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1307. At least, I was.
Copy !req
1308. But I'm not like the others.
Copy !req
1309. I don't always like what I have to do.
Copy !req
1310. But I know I have to be the one to do it.
Copy !req
1311. I've given up too much to stop now.
Copy !req
1312. Whoa, yo.
Copy !req
1313. Bet this doesn't even do anything.
Copy !req
1314. Maybe it did
before you ripped it out of a wall.
Copy !req
1315. It's propaganda, bruv.
To distract you from the truth.
Copy !req
1316. And what's that?
Copy !req
1317. I ain't got a Scooby Doo.
That's what they want.
Copy !req
1318. - Why you wanna be part of this lot?
- To get a watch.
Copy !req
1319. - Make your own watch.
- Pssh.
Copy !req
1320. Bet you got a nice setup, eh?
Nice parents.
Copy !req
1321. They're fine.
I mean, we got in a fight, but...
Copy !req
1322. They just want what's best for me, so...
Copy !req
1323. - That's a bloody shame.
- Why?
Copy !req
1324. 'Cause you're not ready
for everybody else.
Copy !req
1325. - We did it this time!
- Okay, okay, mija.
Copy !req
1326. Good job.
Copy !req
1327. Listen to me, bruv. Whole point
of being Spider-Man is your independence.
Copy !req
1328. Being your own boss.
You don't need all this.
Copy !req
1329. - Then why are you here?
- Looking out for my drummer, is all.
Copy !req
1330. I want to be in a band. I—
Copy !req
1331. I wanna see my friends,
and I need a watch to do that.
Copy !req
1332. Guys, come on.
Copy !req
1333. All right. Squashed.
Copy !req
1334. Don't enlist till you know
what war you're fighting.
Copy !req
1335. Yeah, I know it's slow.
Copy !req
1336. But it's his thing.
Copy !req
1337. Miguel O'Hara, meet Miles Morales.
Copy !req
1338. Hey!
Copy !req
1339. I speak Spanish.
Copy !req
1340. - I'm excited to get going.
- Oh. Great.
Copy !req
1341. - I have new ideas on how to catch Spot.
- Oh. Wow. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1342. He just wants to be
taken seriously, like we all do. Whoa!
Copy !req
1343. He's worried about Spot.
Copy !req
1344. I'll worry about Spot!
Copy !req
1345. - What did I do?
- Miguel! It's not his fault.
Copy !req
1346. - Fault? Hold up.
- You blew another hole in the multiverse!
Copy !req
1347. - He doesn't know any better.
- I do know what— Not know what?
Copy !req
1348. But you did, Gwen.
Copy !req
1349. And you—
I'm just gonna try to ignore you.
Copy !req
1350. - I just can't. I can't even.
- I ain't even here.
Copy !req
1351. Or here.
Copy !req
1352. - What's happening?
- Hey, Miguel!
Copy !req
1353. Come on, go easy on the kid.
Copy !req
1354. - He had a terrible teacher.
Copy !req
1355. He had no chance.
Copy !req
1356. - Peter!
- Oh, boy.
Copy !req
1357. Humbling-Reality Spider-Man has arrived.
Copy !req
1358. - Miles!
- Dude!
Copy !req
1359. Don't be afraid of my friend Miguel.
He just looks scary. He's got no bite.
Copy !req
1360. - Peter.
- You're growing up on me. You look great.
Copy !req
1361. - You look solid, you know. You look good.
- Define "solid."
Copy !req
1362. What happened?
You bleeding from the armpits?
Copy !req
1363. - Peter, you—
- Don't worry, we'll get you a new suit.
Copy !req
1364. Peter, you gotta tell them—
Copy !req
1365. - Wait. What is that?
- Mayday!
Copy !req
1366. - You have a baby!
- I have a baby.
Copy !req
1367. This is crazy.
Copy !req
1368. Don't forget to keep
your little day pass on, honey.
Copy !req
1369. Oh, you have one too.
I didn't know they made those for adults.
Copy !req
1370. - Give me a second. Mayday!
- The kid's an anarchist.
Copy !req
1371. I'm coming up to get you.
Here I come. Don't move.
Copy !req
1372. I got you. I knew I was gonna regret
making her that web shooter.
Copy !req
1373. I shouldn't have done it.
That's an actual mistake.
Copy !req
1374. - You wanna see pictures?
- She's right there.
Copy !req
1375. - Look at this pic!
- Oh, you've got them.
Copy !req
1376. - She's incredible.
- Yup.
Copy !req
1377. This is her funny face.
That's her mad face.
Copy !req
1378. This one is the studious one.
Copy !req
1379. Watch out,
the next one you're gonna crack up.
Copy !req
1380. Miguel's gonna die.
Miguel, look at this one.
Copy !req
1381. I'm trying to hold
a serious adult conversation.
Copy !req
1382. You're the only Spider-Man
who isn't funny.
Copy !req
1383. - We're supposed to be funny.
- The fate of the multiverse—
Copy !req
1384. You always lose me with that.
Copy !req
1385. You say, "The fate of the multiverse,"
and my brain dies.
Copy !req
1386. Do you guys smell that?
Mayday took a crap.
Copy !req
1387. - Yup. She's a Parker.
- Miles.
Copy !req
1388. That's what happens
when a Parker eats an avocado.
Copy !req
1389. - You disrupted a canon event.
- Canon event?
Copy !req
1390. The kid wasn't thinking.
That's not how he works.
Copy !req
1391. That's insulting.
Copy !req
1392. Taking a crap on the establishment.
I salute you.
Copy !req
1393. Wait, what are you upset about?
I saved those people.
Copy !req
1394. And that's the problem.
Copy !req
1395. - LYLA, do the thing.
- Huh? What thing?
Copy !req
1396. What do you mean, "What thing?"
The information-explainy thing.
Copy !req
1397. Okay.
Copy !req
1398. What's this?
Copy !req
1399. This is everything.
Copy !req
1400. Can you be more specific?
Copy !req
1401. Can you not talk for a second?
Copy !req
1402. Yeah, yeah, I—
Copy !req
1403. And this here?
Copy !req
1404. This is all of us.
Copy !req
1405. All of our lives woven together
Copy !req
1406. in a beautiful web of life and destiny.
Copy !req
1407. The Spider-Verse.
Copy !req
1408. Spider-Verse.
Copy !req
1409. That's stupid.
Copy !req
1410. It's called
the Arachnohumanoid Polymultiverse.
Copy !req
1411. Which sounds stupid too, I guess.
Copy !req
1412. And these nodes where the lines converge?
Copy !req
1413. They are the canon.
Copy !req
1414. Chapters that are a part
of every Spider's story every time.
Copy !req
1415. Some good.
Copy !req
1416. Some bad.
Copy !req
1417. Some very bad.
Copy !req
1418. Just keep going.
Copy !req
1419. Uncle Aaron.
Copy !req
1420. This one, Event ASM-90.
Copy !req
1421. A police captain close to Spider-Man dies,
Copy !req
1422. saving a kid from falling rubble
during a battle with an archnemesis.
Copy !req
1423. Captain Stacy.
Copy !req
1424. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1425. No.
Copy !req
1426. That happened to you?
Copy !req
1427. And me.
Copy !req
1428. Ey. What of it?
Copy !req
1429. That's how the story is supposed to go.
Copy !req
1430. Canon events are the connections
that bind our lives together.
Copy !req
1431. But those connections can be broken.
Copy !req
1432. That's why anomalies are so dangerous.
Copy !req
1433. Inspector Singh's death was a canon event.
Copy !req
1434. You weren't supposed to be there.
Copy !req
1435. And you weren't supposed to save him.
Copy !req
1436. - That's why Gwen tried to stop you.
- Miles!
Copy !req
1437. I thought you were trying to save me.
Copy !req
1438. I was. I...
Copy !req
1439. I was doing both.
Copy !req
1440. And now, Miles,
because you changed the story,
Copy !req
1441. Pavitr's dimension is unravelling.
Copy !req
1442. If we're lucky, we can stop it.
Copy !req
1443. We haven't always been lucky.
Copy !req
1444. That wasn't me. That was the Spot.
Copy !req
1445. It's what happens
when you break the canon.
Copy !req
1446. How do you know?
Copy !req
1447. Because I broke it once myself.
Copy !req
1448. I found a world where I had a family.
Copy !req
1449. Where I was happy.
Copy !req
1450. At least, a version of me was.
Copy !req
1451. And that version of myself was killed.
Copy !req
1452. So I replaced him.
Copy !req
1453. I thought it was harmless.
Copy !req
1454. But I was wrong.
Copy !req
1455. Daddy? Dad.
Copy !req
1456. Daddy, no!
Copy !req
1457. Isn't that right, Peter?
Copy !req
1458. Yeah.
Copy !req
1459. You break enough canon,
save enough captains...
Copy !req
1460. and we could lose everything.
Copy !req
1461. My dad is about to be captain.
Copy !req
1462. No.
Copy !req
1463. I'm gonna take everything from you...
Copy !req
1464. - like you took everything from me.
- I'm coming!
Copy !req
1465. Spot does it.
Copy !req
1466. He kills him.
Copy !req
1467. When does it happen?
Copy !req
1468. - When does it happen?
- In two days.
Copy !req
1469. When he's sworn in.
Copy !req
1470. That's what the model says.
Copy !req
1471. I'm sorry, Miles.
Copy !req
1472. Send me home.
Copy !req
1473. I can't do that. Not now.
Copy !req
1474. What am I supposed to do?
Just let him die?
Copy !req
1475. What about your dad?
Copy !req
1476. He's a captain, right?
Copy !req
1477. Yeah.
Copy !req
1478. And that's it?
Copy !req
1479. You aren't gonna do anything about it?
Copy !req
1480. Okay, what about Uncle Ben?
Copy !req
1481. That have been okay if you knew
and you just let it play out?
Copy !req
1482. If not for Uncle Ben,
Copy !req
1483. most of us wouldn't be here, Miles.
Copy !req
1484. And all the good we did, it...
Copy !req
1485. It wouldn't have been done.
Copy !req
1486. So we're just supposed to let people die
Copy !req
1487. because some algorithm says that
that's supposed to happen?
Copy !req
1488. You realise how messed up
that sounds, right?
Copy !req
1489. You have a choice
between saving one person
Copy !req
1490. and saving an entire world.
Copy !req
1491. Every world.
Copy !req
1492. I can do both. Spider-Man always—
Copy !req
1493. Not always.
Copy !req
1494. Miles, we all want to live the life
we wish we had.
Copy !req
1495. Believe me, I have tried.
Copy !req
1496. And the harder I tried,
the more damage I did.
Copy !req
1497. You can't have it all, kid.
Copy !req
1498. Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice.
Copy !req
1499. That's the job.
Copy !req
1500. That's what you signed up for.
Copy !req
1501. Miles.
Copy !req
1502. Peni?
Copy !req
1503. What is this?
Copy !req
1504. Is this is an intervention or something?
Copy !req
1505. We know it's hard.
Copy !req
1506. But it's the truth, Miles.
Copy !req
1507. Is that why you're here?
To let me down easy?
Copy !req
1508. It worked last time,
why not run it back, huh?
Copy !req
1509. - Hey, hold on. Hold on.
- You were right, Gwen.
Copy !req
1510. - You should've never come to see me.
- Kid, look at—
Copy !req
1511. Stop calling me that.
Copy !req
1512. - There we go.
- Hobie, not helping.
Copy !req
1513. - Good.
- Miles, please understand.
Copy !req
1514. You can't ask me not to save my father.
Copy !req
1515. I'm not asking.
Copy !req
1516. Just give him a second, please.
Copy !req
1517. - This is a great look.
- Don't! Stop it!
Copy !req
1518. If we let him leave, he'll only do
more damage. We both know that.
Copy !req
1519. Little man. Peter Pan. Palms.
Copy !req
1520. Just need to hold you a few days.
Sorry it had to end like this, kid.
Copy !req
1521. I said not to call me that!
Copy !req
1522. - Miles!
Copy !req
1523. All right.
Copy !req
1524. I'm sorry for doing this.
This is bad parenting.
Copy !req
1525. Just for the record, I quit.
Copy !req
1526. - Huh?
- Uh...
Copy !req
1527. All stations,
Copy !req
1528. drop what you're doing
and stop Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1529. - You?
- You?
Copy !req
1530. - Me?
- Me?
Copy !req
1531. Miles! Miles Morales!
He's entering Sector 4!
Copy !req
1532. - Is that him?
- Do I, uh, have web on my face?
Copy !req
1533. What's the deal?
Copy !req
1534. Miles! He's right there. He's right in—
Copy !req
1535. - Turn around!
- I don't see anything, boss.
Copy !req
1536. Can this day get any damn weirder?
Copy !req
1537. Wow! I guess it can.
Copy !req
1538. - Whoa!
- Sorry!
Copy !req
1539. And then I looked at my uncle, and...
Copy !req
1540. Uh, let me guess. He died?
Copy !req
1541. Whoa!
Copy !req
1542. On the count of three, draw.
Copy !req
1543. One— You didn't wait for three!
Copy !req
1544. Hey, Miguel!
Copy !req
1545. Can you take a photo of this?
It's her first chase.
Copy !req
1546. Boo.
Copy !req
1547. - Miles?
- Hi.
Copy !req
1548. - I'm a huge fan of your work.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
1549. Do you think Spider-People too often use
comedy as a crutch?
Copy !req
1550. - Uh...
- Get it? "Crutch"?
Copy !req
1551. - I can do anything he can.
Copy !req
1552. Oh, dang, I pulled something.
Copy !req
1553. Meow!
Copy !req
1554. There's nowhere to run.
Copy !req
1555. My bad, everybody.
There was somewhere to run.
Copy !req
1556. - Stop running!
- Then stop chasing me!
Copy !req
1557. You're so frustrating.
Copy !req
1558. I know he's your friend,
but it's the only way.
Copy !req
1559. - But my gut says—
- Then use your head.
Copy !req
1560. I've got you trapped
in my well-defined musculature.
Copy !req
1561. So don't even—
Copy !req
1562. Miles.
Copy !req
1563. - No, no. Let me go.
- It is crazy to run.
Copy !req
1564. Running is the least crazy thing going on.
Copy !req
1565. - Look, I feel bad.
- Good!
Copy !req
1566. But this is just how stuff works.
You're not gonna win here.
Copy !req
1567. Just wait, don't move.
Stop moving so fast.
Copy !req
1568. No!
Copy !req
1569. - Do you wanna hold my baby?
- What?
Copy !req
1570. Would you just give the baby one squeeze
and then we'll talk?
Copy !req
1571. I think it's gonna change our vibe.
It's very rejuvenating.
Copy !req
1572. I'm plenty juvenated.
Copy !req
1573. You'll get more so when you go
chest-to-chest with this magical child.
Copy !req
1574. You don't get to have
a heartfelt conversation with me.
Copy !req
1575. Just hold the baby,
we'll see what happens!
Copy !req
1576. You're the reason I had her, okay?
Copy !req
1577. I thought that if I did
a decent job raising her,
Copy !req
1578. then there was a chance
she was gonna turn out like you.
Copy !req
1579. And that got me excited
because you are a wonderful person.
Copy !req
1580. - And I like being around you.
Copy !req
1581. Then why didn't you come see me?
Copy !req
1582. Bec—
Copy !req
1583. I couldn't.
Copy !req
1584. I wanted to be with you guys so badly.
Copy !req
1585. But this thing
isn't what I thought it was.
Copy !req
1586. Look, bad things are gonna happen.
Copy !req
1587. It makes us who we are.
Copy !req
1588. But good things happen too, you know?
Copy !req
1589. Like you happened.
Copy !req
1590. And she happened.
Copy !req
1591. Hey, I don't...
Copy !req
1592. And you are so bad at holding a baby.
Copy !req
1593. - We got your location, Peter.
- Wait, wait. No, no!
Copy !req
1594. You do not have my location. Over.
Copy !req
1595. Send everyone.
Copy !req
1596. No, no, no, Miles, I didn't know.
I promise you.
Copy !req
1597. Please, man, let's talk about this.
Copy !req
1598. We did.
Copy !req
1599. Good talk.
Copy !req
1600. Get him!
Copy !req
1601. Miles!
Copy !req
1602. - Where does he think he's going?
- Don't think he planned this out.
Copy !req
1603. If I hadn't said it before, by the way,
Copy !req
1604. you're a terrible mentor.
Copy !req
1605. He did just beat you,
so I'm not a terrible mentor.
Copy !req
1606. You're both equally terrible.
Does that settle it?
Copy !req
1607. Stop pretending
you know where you're going!
Copy !req
1608. Oh, I have a plan.
I just haven't told you yet.
Copy !req
1609. - Departing for the moon.
- That's not good.
Copy !req
1610. What are those, claws?
Copy !req
1611. Dude, are you sure you're even Spider-Man?
Copy !req
1612. Are you?
Copy !req
1613. Who do you think you are? Really?
Copy !req
1614. My name is Miles Morales.
Copy !req
1615. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Copy !req
1616. And I'm pretty sure
you know the rest, jerk!
Copy !req
1617. Hey. What's up, man?
Copy !req
1618. You don't get it. You're an anomaly.
Copy !req
1619. Not if you let me go home.
Copy !req
1620. Snitch!
Copy !req
1621. Everywhere you go, you're an anomaly.
Copy !req
1622. You're the original anomaly.
Copy !req
1623. Miguel!
Copy !req
1624. The spider that gave you
your powers wasn't from your dimension.
Copy !req
1625. It was never supposed to bite you.
Copy !req
1626. Miguel, don't!
Copy !req
1627. There's a world out there
with no Spider-Man to protect them
Copy !req
1628. - because it bit you instead.
- No.
Copy !req
1629. You're not supposed to be Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1630. No! You're lying. I'm Spider-Man!
Copy !req
1631. You're a mistake!
Copy !req
1632. If you hadn't been bit,
your Peter Parker would have lived.
Copy !req
1633. Instead, he died saving you.
Copy !req
1634. He would've stopped the collider
before it ever went off.
Copy !req
1635. Spot wouldn't exist.
Copy !req
1636. - And none of this would've happened.
- Peter.
Copy !req
1637. And all this time, I have been
the only one holding it all together.
Copy !req
1638. - Miguel, go easy on him!
- You don't belong here.
Copy !req
1639. You never did.
Copy !req
1640. Let me go.
Copy !req
1641. - Miguel, that's enough.
- This isn't what we talked about.
Copy !req
1642. You talked about this?
Copy !req
1643. You knew?
Copy !req
1644. You all knew?
Copy !req
1645. I didn't know...
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1646. how to tell you.
Copy !req
1647. That's why you never came to see me.
Copy !req
1648. - Miles, it's for your own good.
- Who decides that?
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1649. I'm not a kid, Gwen.
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1650. That's exactly what you are.
Copy !req
1651. You're just a kid
who has no idea what he's doing!
Copy !req
1652. Yeah, well,
Copy !req
1653. I did lure hundreds of Spider-People
away from your little clubhouse.
Copy !req
1654. What?
Copy !req
1655. I guess he did plan this out.
Copy !req
1656. And I'm about to do this.
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1657. Everyone keeps telling me
how my story is supposed to go.
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1658. Nah.
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1659. I'm gonna do my own thing.
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1660. Goodbye, Gwen.
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1661. Miles!
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1662. I taught him how to do that,
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1663. so I gotta be a pretty good mentor
to pull that off.
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1664. Nope. No. Uh-uh.
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1665. That's kind of cute. Oh, no. Mm-mm.
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1666. Been there. Done that.
Copy !req
1667. - Huh?
Copy !req
1668. Initialising Go Home Machine.
Copy !req
1669. Dimensional signature identified.
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1670. Come on.
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1671. No. No.
Copy !req
1672. - Oh, no.
- No.
Copy !req
1673. What's happening?
Copy !req
1674. The machine activated on its own.
Copy !req
1675. - How is that possible?
- It isn't.
Copy !req
1676. It's not possible
for the accelerator protocol
Copy !req
1677. to engage without entering a sequence key.
Copy !req
1678. - Okay. Which...?
- Which it's doing right now.
Copy !req
1679. - How about this?
- No.
Copy !req
1680. - How about now?
- You're getting in the way.
Copy !req
1681. Stop him! Now!
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1682. What does it look like I'm trying to do?
Copy !req
1683. Do something.
Copy !req
1684. Now!
Copy !req
1685. Miguel.
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1686. Miguel, stop!
Copy !req
1687. No!
Copy !req
1688. Okay. Enough.
It's not the console's fault.
Copy !req
1689. All he had to do was listen!
Copy !req
1690. - Why didn't he listen?
- Maybe you weren't hard enough.
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1691. - Gwen, don't do it.
- You let him go.
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1692. - Me?
- You didn't catch him, Gwen.
Copy !req
1693. - Okay, let's all just take a breath.
- Peter, you wanna back me up?
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1694. Well, okay, Miguel, as a father
of a daughter and the son of a mother—
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1695. - Yeah, actually, stop talking.
- Okay, duly noted.
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1696. Let me just talk to him.
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1697. We tried that.
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1698. - He's my friend.
- Yeah. And that's the problem.
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1699. Do you know for certain
what happens if he breaks the canon?
Copy !req
1700. Do you wanna find out?
I told you she was a liability.
Copy !req
1701. You're wrong.
Copy !req
1702. Jess, tell him he's wrong.
Copy !req
1703. He's not.
Copy !req
1704. Are you serious right now?
Copy !req
1705. I told you.
You let him get away, I can't help you.
Copy !req
1706. I'm not coming.
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1707. You're right.
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1708. What...?
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1709. What the hell?
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1710. Go home, Gwen.
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1711. We are supposed to be the good guys.
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1712. We are.
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1713. We are.
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1714. Jess, Ben. Come with me.
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1715. Hell, yeah.
Copy !req
1716. And somebody catch Spot.
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1717. Yeah. Sorry.
I gotta get her down for her nap.
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1718. Not you. I've had the right amount of you.
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1719. Hey, hon.
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1720. How was work?
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1721. I don't know.
Copy !req
1722. Peter? Did you bring our baby
to another fight?
Copy !req
1723. Did I bring our ba—? No. No, no.
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1724. 'Cause you asked me not to.
So I didn't. I wouldn't.
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1725. Access denied. Access denied.
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1726. You think I'll be any good at this?
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1727. You're asking that now?
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1728. There's no playbook
for raising someone like her...
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1729. or being someone like you.
Copy !req
1730. You just gotta make
the right adjustments at half-time.
Copy !req
1731. - That's a sports metaphor, by the way.
- I understand.
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1732. Sorry. You were just such a nerd
in high school. I figured—
Copy !req
1733. But I have watched sports.
Copy !req
1734. - Okay, champ.
- Unbelievable.
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1735. Wanna go easy on the penguin?
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1736. Would you just...?
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1737. You gonna even look at me?
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1738. What? What is that?
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1739. I'm looking at you. Like you asked.
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1740. You look skinny.
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1741. Where have you been?
Copy !req
1742. Just been, uh,
out murdering all my friends.
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1743. Oh, that's funny, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Copy !req
1744. - Where are you going?
- I don't know.
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1745. You're a good cop, Dad.
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1746. You put on that badge
because you know if you don't,
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1747. someone who shouldn't will.
Copy !req
1748. But you have to understand,
Copy !req
1749. this mask is my badge.
Copy !req
1750. And I'm trying to be good too.
Copy !req
1751. I was trying so hard
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1752. to wear this thing
the way you would want...
Copy !req
1753. and I didn't.
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1754. I didn't.
Copy !req
1755. I can do all these things, but I can't
help the people I love the most.
Copy !req
1756. And they can only know half of who I am.
Copy !req
1757. So I'm completely on my own.
Copy !req
1758. And now I don't even know
what the right thing is anymore.
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1759. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
But I know...
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1760. I can't lose one more friend.
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1761. Gwen, I always taught you
to do it by the book.
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1762. And how did that work out?
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1763. - I took an oath.
- Then arrest me, Dad.
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1764. - Get it over with.
- I... I can't.
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1765. Why not?
Copy !req
1766. Because I quit.
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1767. When?
Copy !req
1768. About halfway through your big speech.
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1769. You're...
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1770. Wait a minute,
you're not gonna be captain?
Copy !req
1771. That means...
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1772. My job, being captain,
Copy !req
1773. this whole thing doesn't matter anymore.
Copy !req
1774. You're the best thing I've ever done.
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1775. - It was a good speech, huh?
- No wonder you got an A in English.
Copy !req
1776. B. I got a B-plus.
Copy !req
1777. Missed a few classes.
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1778. I don't know what it is you gotta do...
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1779. but I think
that this thing is supposed to help.
Copy !req
1780. The guy who left it was
a real piece of work.
Copy !req
1781. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1782. Promise.
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1783. Parenting stuff is...
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1784. a big-ass mystery.
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1785. You're a mistake!
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1786. If you hadn't been bit,
your Peter Parker would have lived.
Copy !req
1787. And none of this would've happened.
Copy !req
1788. Miles, the hardest thing about this job
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1789. is you can't always save everybody.
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1790. I'll make you pay
for everything you took away from me.
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1791. You have a choice
between saving one person
Copy !req
1792. and saving an entire world.
Copy !req
1793. I can do both. Spider-Man always—
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1794. Not always.
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1795. Whatever you're gonna do out there,
don't get lost.
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1796. - Bad things are gonna happen.
- I didn't know how to tell you.
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1797. You were never supposed
to be Spider-Man.
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1798. Keep going.
Copy !req
1799. Did you check your locations?
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1800. - Yes, Dad.
- No sign of him.
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1801. LYLA, would you send everyone out?
Anywhere. Anywhere he might be.
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1802. Congrats, captain.
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1803. "Captain"? You can't call me that
until I'm sworn in.
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1804. We're all proud of you. See you, jefe.
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1805. Perfect pose.
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1806. Possible disturbance in the alley.
Better go check it out.
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1807. Now I'm here in the alley.
There's something unusual happening.
Copy !req
1808. Looking at the walls. Those are normal.
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1809. But there's something in front of me.
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1810. I made it.
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1811. I'm home.
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1812. Is now a bad time?
Copy !req
1813. - Am I too late?
- What'd you do to your hair?
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1814. Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay.
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1815. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1816. You were right.
You were right about everything.
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1817. Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Copy !req
1818. - What am I right about?
- I saw all these amazing places
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1819. and met all these amazing people, but...
Copy !req
1820. But they didn't want me.
Copy !req
1821. I kept thinking about what you said.
Copy !req
1822. And I let them have it, Mom.
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1823. I beat them all.
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1824. I know how strong I am now.
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1825. I'm strong because of you.
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1826. And Dad.
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1827. And us.
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1828. Mom.
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1829. There's something coming for us.
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1830. Something...
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1831. Something terrible.
Copy !req
1832. Miles, you're talking crazy.
What's going on?
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1833. His name is Spot. He's my nemesis.
Copy !req
1834. And I'm gonna stop him.
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1835. I know you know I've been lying to you.
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1836. It's because I thought if you knew...
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1837. you wouldn't love me the same.
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1838. And then I went out there and...
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1839. And now...
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1840. I'm not afraid of anything.
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1841. What do you wanna tell me?
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1842. Promise nothing's gonna change.
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1843. - Papá, I will always love you.
- You gotta promise.
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1844. Always. I don't care what you say.
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1845. Do ¿me entiendes?
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1846. Mom.
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1847. I'm...
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1848. I'm Spider-Man.
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1849. Who's Spider-Man?
Copy !req
1850. The superhero? He got bit by a spider?
Copy !req
1851. Gave him spider powers?
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1852. He's me?
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1853. Is this where you dress up
like your favourite character for...?
Copy !req
1854. What's it called? Comics-Con?
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1855. I don't know what that is.
Copy !req
1856. You really had me going there. Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1857. Why don't you have eight arms?
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1858. - Um...
- Do you push silk out of your culito?
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1859. - I had a nightmare about that, but no.
- Are you sure you woke up?
Copy !req
1860. Mom, stop playing around. This is serious.
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1861. Dad worked with Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1862. He didn't realise Spider-Man was me
at the time, but...
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1863. - I wish Dad was here to explain.
- Miles, please.
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1864. I got you to take care of,
I got me to take care of, so help me out.
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1865. Mom, hold on, hold on. I need to talk—
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1866. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1867. He's in the wrong universe.
Copy !req
1868. The spider that gave you
your powers wasn't from your dimension.
Copy !req
1869. - Forty-two.
- Its home dimension.
Copy !req
1870. Dimensional signature identified.
Copy !req
1871. That machine...
Copy !req
1872. didn't send me home.
Copy !req
1873. Uncle Aaron?
Copy !req
1874. Hey.
Copy !req
1875. You okay?
Copy !req
1876. I missed you so much.
Copy !req
1877. Okay. All right, then.
Copy !req
1878. - Whoa, you took your braids out?
- Uh...
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1879. - On purpose?
- Yeah.
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1880. Yeah, I'm still getting used to it?
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1881. They gave me more hours at the hospital,
so next month I swear I'll pay you back.
Copy !req
1882. Stop. Come on. We family.
Copy !req
1883. Thanks.
Copy !req
1884. - Hey, honey, how you doing?
- Hey. How'd it go with Miles?
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1885. - You know how you grounded him?
- Mm-hm.
Copy !req
1886. - I ungrounded him.
- You what?
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1887. A little. I mean, how much trouble
could he get into, right?
Copy !req
1888. - A lot of trouble!
- I don't wanna think about it.
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1889. Oh, Miles, I have to work
an overnight tonight.
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1890. - Here's the grocery list.
- I'll make sure he gets these done.
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1891. All right, we gotta roll.
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1892. Security switches out at 6.
That's the window, right?
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1893. Right. Yeah.
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1894. I'm following you in what you are saying.
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1895. You all right?
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1896. I have a cold.
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1897. Come on, man.
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1898. Hey, you sure you got the plan?
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1899. Yeah, but maybe we should
go over it one more time,
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1900. just to make sure there's no...
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1901. problems.
Copy !req
1902. There's no Spider-Man here.
Copy !req
1903. I'm sorry, baby,
but you did unilaterally unground him.
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1904. Jeff...
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1905. I just worry about him getting
mixed up with the wrong people, okay?
Copy !req
1906. This is probably that girl.
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1907. What is he even thinking, being with her?
Copy !req
1908. I have some ideas.
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1909. - Baby, you're really not helping.
- You saw the way he lit up around her.
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1910. I just hope she doesn't get him hurt.
Copy !req
1911. I mean, am I responsible for this?
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1912. - No, no.
- Maybe it's all my fault.
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1913. Come on, papá, you're a great dad.
This is hard.
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1914. This is hard.
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1915. It's like we got a whole new kid
who just wants to grow up so fast.
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1916. And maybe we gotta grow up too.
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1917. A little bit.
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1918. Maybe we just gotta let him
spread his wings, man.
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1919. "Man"?
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1920. It's not your fault.
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1921. It's mine.
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1922. Oh, come on.
What the heck are you doing here?
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1923. Oh, uh, his window was open so I came in.
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1924. Because that's normal to do.
Copy !req
1925. I wanna talk to your parents.
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1926. Right. My, uh, dad's kind of hard
to get on the horn.
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1927. Oh, really? What does he do? Deal drugs?
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1928. He's a cop.
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1929. Statement withdrawn.
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1930. I'm gonna call the station.
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1931. I don't think he's there.
Or anywhere around here.
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1932. - That's his jacket, emo. Where's Miles?
- I don't know.
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1933. You don't know?
What do you mean, you don't know?
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1934. Yeah, um, I'll leave.
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1935. Where do you think you're going,
young lady?
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1936. I'm going to find him.
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1937. I don't know where, exactly.
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1938. But I know where to start.
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1939. One thing I learned from Miles:
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1940. It's all possible.
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1941. He loves you more
than you could ever imagine.
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1942. I've seen it.
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1943. If you do find him...
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1944. tell him five months.
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1945. And tell him we love him.
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1946. You got it.
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1947. Uncle Aaron?
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1948. Wait, wait.
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1949. Listen to me. Okay, look.
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1950. You don't understand. I'm not from here.
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1951. Listen, okay?
This machine sent me here by mistake.
Copy !req
1952. Wait, wait, wait. Please. Please.
Copy !req
1953. Uncle Aaron, wait, wait, wait.
Uncle Aaron!
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1954. Please. Uncle Aaron?
Copy !req
1955. Just hear me out.
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1956. I was bit by a spider that gave me powers.
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1957. It wasn't supposed to bite me.
It was supposed to bite someone else.
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1958. Someone from here.
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1959. I don't belong here. I need to go home.
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1960. Okay?
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1961. I have an Uncle Aaron too. I had one.
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1962. - He was a bad guy called the Prowler.
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1963. He looked out for me.
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1964. He did a lot of bad things, but...
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1965. I knew he wanted to be good.
Copy !req
1966. He just didn't know he had a choice,
but you do.
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1967. You can be a good guy.
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1968. "A good guy"?
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1969. Please. Trust me.
I know you don't wanna be the Prowler.
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1970. I'm not.
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1971. Mayor Manfredi
has extended New York's mandatory curfew
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1972. as the so-called Sinister Six cartels
battle for control on the streets.
Copy !req
1973. Is nobody gonna try and stop them?
Copy !req
1974. Your dad is still alive?
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1975. What?
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1976. Your father.
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1977. You said he's still alive.
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1978. Yeah.
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1979. Who are you?
Copy !req
1980. I'm Miles Morales.
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1981. But you...
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1982. You can call me the Prowler.
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1983. If I don't get home...
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1984. our dad is gonna die.
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1985. Your dad.
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1986. Please.
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1987. You have to let me go.
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1988. Why would I do that?
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1989. Don't tell Mom.
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1990. I never found the right band to join.
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1991. So I started my own.
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1992. With a few old friends.
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1993. You want in?
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