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2. Like, so differently.
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3. His name is Miles Morales.
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4. He was bitten by a radioactive spider.
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5. And he's not the only one.
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11. You don't.
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12. I thought I knew the rest, but I didn't.
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16. Hey!
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17. Yo, Def Leppard!
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18. Gwen!
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19. Is the song over?
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20. - Seems over.
- Are you okay?
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21. You don't hang out,
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23. - so I could talk about feelings.
- I did.
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24. I joined it
so I could hit my feelings with sticks.
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25. Yo, if you don't tell someone
what's going on,
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26. - you're gonna snap.
- I'm fine.
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27. That's not how someone
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28. They'd say,
"Great. Thanks. How are you?"
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29. - I'm great. Thanks.
- Whoa!
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30. How are you?
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31. Fine?
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32. Gwen. Come on.
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33. - I don't get you, man.
- You're right!
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34. I play drums.
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35. I always wanted to be in a band.
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36. Guess I just never found the right one.
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39. Before Miles...
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40. - How many did you take?
- ... there was Peter.
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41. - I think you look great. I don't know.
- Is this that dangerous menace?
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42. No, no, no. She seems like a good guy.
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43. Why wear a mask
if you've got nothing to hide?
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44. All right,
no politics at the dinner table.
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45. Thank you, May.
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46. But they didn't really know me.
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47. - And I didn't really know him either.
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48. - Touch him again, Ned.
- Gwen, it's okay.
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49. Until it was too late.
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50. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey.
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51. Peter?
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52. What? No.
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53. No, no, no.
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54. What did you do?
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55. I just wanted to be special.
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56. Like you...
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57. Gwen.
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58. - Gwen?
- Don't worry.
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59. Who's Gwen?
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60. Everything's gonna be okay.
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61. Don't.
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62. - Everything's gonna...
- Don't go.
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63. Oh, Peter.
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64. - Hey, hey! Hey!
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65. Peter?
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66. I never really made another friend
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67. Except one.
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68. But he's not here.
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69. And there's no way to get there.
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70. Pressure mounts
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71. as Captain George Stacy
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72. Who is she?
And why won't she show her face?
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73. Peter Parker, an innocent young man...
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74. I've known May and Ben Parker
for 12 years.
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75. Peter Parker ate at my table.
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76. He was my daughter's best friend.
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77. And I will not rest
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78. until I find this Spider-Woman.
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79. Hey, hey, hey. How's the band?
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80. Uh... Uh, yeah, great.
I quit so, you know...
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81. - You did, huh? Okay.
- ... thumbs up.
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82. We, uh— We caught a break
in the Spider-Woman case.
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83. Oh.
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84. That's good.
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85. We're close.
I'm telling you, I can feel it.
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86. Me too.
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87. It'll be good for us.
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88. Don't be so sure.
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89. She killed your friend.
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90. - You don't know that.
- What do you mean? I do know that.
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91. - I was there. She ran from the scene.
- Maybe she didn't have a choice.
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92. - I got a job to do, Gwen.
- It won't bring him back.
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94. Yeah, I can tell.
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95. Say, uh...
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96. too punk rock to give your old man a hug?
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97. All units, possible superhuman event.
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98. Guggenheim Museum.
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99. - Oh. Hey, this could be it.
- Suspect is Adrian Toomes.
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100. - Also known as the Vulture.
- So I'll see you later?
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101. We don't know the full scale
of the threat yet.
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102. Cool.
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103. Uh, I'll call. I love you.
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104. 49-20, on scene.
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105. We're gonna need
all the help we can get.
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106. It's a real mess down here.
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107. This is Captain Stacy. I'm five out.
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108. I need you to look alive.
Good chance our girl shows up.
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109. Yuri, explain to me how a guy
with a 40-foot wingspan
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110. just waltzed
into the Guggenheim unnoticed?
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111. Hey, it's New York.
Everyone's got their thing.
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112. - Do we know what he wants?
- Do you speak Italian?
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113. - Uh, I'm an Irish cop.
- Maybe you love pasta or something.
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114. Everybody on my signal!
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115. - Look out for signs of Spider-Woman!
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116. Hey!
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117. Yup, we got our sign.
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118. How's the manhunt for me going?
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119. - You're under arrest!
- Good to know!
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120. Vulture!
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121. - Screaming their name usually works.
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122. I guess that worked.
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123. I am the Vulture,
the pinnacle of man's genius.
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124. You're not my Vulture.
What are you, made of parchment?
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125. - What cursed world have you brought me to?
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126. You're glitching, huh? Been there.
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127. - Uh, where you from, bud?
- I am an artist, an engineer.
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128. Oh, great. A Renaissance man.
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129. Ooh, let me guess.
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130. You were having an espresso
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131. in some old-timey
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132. and suddenly a portal opens up
and you wind up here.
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133. - Am I warm?
- Yes, that's pretty much it.
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134. Sidebar,
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135. uh, maybe you could stop making a mess
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136. - You call this art?
- We're talking about it, aren't we?
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137. - Oh, that's cool.
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138. I mean, it's more of
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139. but it's also art.
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140. Oh, look. It's your cousin.
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141. I wouldn't play with fire, dude.
You're kind of made of paper.
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142. - Oh, no.
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143. I'm sorry.
Who exactly are you supposed to be?
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144. It's classified.
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145. - You're the Blue Panther.
- No.
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146. - The Caped Blusader?
- No.
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147. - Dark Garfield.
- Stop.
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148. Macho Libre.
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149. I'm from another dimension.
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150. You are?
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151. Wow! Actually, I'm not confused.
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152. - My name is Miguel O'Hara.
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153. I lead an elite strike force dedicated
to the security of the multiverse—
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154. - Actually, forget it.
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155. Can you go to any dimension you want
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156. - It's much cooler than a watch.
- Okay. Sensitive.
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157. There is a big flying turkey
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158. I have to bring to justice,
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159. It's all right, kid.
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160. I'll take it from here.
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161. Okay, knock yourself out.
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162. Why are you saying it like that?
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163. - You're not funny!
- Eh, I don't know.
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164. Been really fun cleaning up
your shocking mess, by the way.
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165. What mess?
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166. - Kingpin's collider.
- What are you guys talking about?
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167. - You shut up.
- None of your business. Nosy.
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168. We saved the multiverse.
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169. You left a hole wide enough
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170. to randomly get shot
into the wrong dimension.
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171. Now I'm stuck putting everybody
back where they belong
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172. before all of time and space collapses.
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173. And don't even get me started
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174. and the little nerd back on Earth-199999.
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175. Who's Doctor Strange?
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176. Sounds like he maybe
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177. - Sorry, captain, can't talk right now.
- Hey! Hey!
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179. Okay.
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180. He's got hammerspace!
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181. LYLA, can you please, you know...?
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182. - Nah, you gotta say it first.
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183. - Call for backup.
- What?
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184. - Call backup.
- Come on.
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185. - Please just call for—
- I already called her.
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186. But I enjoyed that.
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187. Spider-Woman.
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188. Me too.
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189. Are you, uh...?
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190. Oh, this?
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191. We don't know the sex yet.
My husband wants it to be a surprise.
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192. He's really corny. But so hot.
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193. Will you adopt me?
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194. - What?
- What? What?
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195. Guys, can we focus
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196. on the big, fire-breathing threat
to time and space, please?
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197. - Yep, yep, yep.
- Right.
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198. - What about her?
- No.
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199. - We could use the help.
- No.
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200. - 'Cause she called you Dark Garfield?
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201. - Do you say anything but no?
- No. Yes.
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202. - Why not?
- You know why.
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203. Enough of this.
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204. Take a good look at my Greek fire
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205. Don't let him out!
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206. He'll disrupt the canon.
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207. - Go to the ground.
- Will you get out of here?
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208. We have you surrounded.
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209. - But I'm a good guy.
- You don't look like a good guy.
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210. You're just gonna have to shut up
and trust me. No!
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211. Mayday! Mayday! We're hit!
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212. We're headed for the ground!
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213. Clear the building!
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214. Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.
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215. That's what I was gonna do.
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216. - Hands in the air!
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217. Captain, come on.
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218. - Suspect is armed.
- With what? I'm out of webs.
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220. Which is it? Hands in the air
or get down on the ground?
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221. - You're under arrest.
- I just saved a bunch of people!
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222. - For the murder of Peter Parker.
- Come on.
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223. - You have the right to remain silent.
- You don't understand!
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225. Dad.
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227. But you can see why I didn't want to.
You can see why I didn't wanna tell you.
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228. I didn't murder Peter.
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229. I didn't know it was him.
I didn't have a choice.
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230. How long have you been lying to me?
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231. Can you just not be a cop for a second
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232. Do you really think I'm a murderer?
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233. You're in this to help people, right?
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236. And the way to help right now
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238. You're all I have left.
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239. - You have the right to remain silent.
- What?
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240. Anything you say can and will...
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241. Dad, are you really this afraid of me?
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242. - You have the right to an attorney.
- Dad, stop!
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243. Don't get any closer.
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244. Hey! What—?
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245. - Dad!
- Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
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247. We got you. Right, Miguel?
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248. LYLA, scan this mess.
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250. Canon remains intact.
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256. I know he's just a sophomore,
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257. but we wanna get a jump
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258. I'm sure he's gonna be here any minute.
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259. He's very serious about his future.
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260. Uh...
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261. - Excuse me, do you have an ATM machine?
- Around there in the back.
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263. - What?
- Nothing!
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264. This should be simple enough.
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265. Just make a hole...
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266. grab the money.
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267. Nope. That's not right.
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271. Where are you, money? Where are you?
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272. Come here!
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273. Oh!
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274. Hey, who left this ATM on the sidewalk?
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275. - Yo, what you doing back there, man?
- Nothing.
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276. Nothing.
Everything's cool, man. It's all good.
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277. - Just forgot my PIN number.
- Get out of here!
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278. - No! Sir! Let me rob you!
- I'm going to rob your spotted face.
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279. No reason to bring wood into this.
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280. I've never robbed anybody in my life.
Please don't make this a bad experience.
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281. "Bad experience"? I run a business here.
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282. I'm like Robin Hood,
if he gave to himself.
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283. Oh, wow, is this curry powder?
See, I'm a scientist. Or I wa— I am.
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284. Anyway, you've heard of Alchemax?
I used to work there.
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285. I was considered handsome
by scientists' standards.
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286. I had a little accident.
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287. Give me my foot!
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288. Oh, man.
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289. I'm so sorry.
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290. First of all, I'm not even robbing you.
This machine doesn't even belong to you.
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291. - Belongs to the bank, the real criminals.
- You're the criminal. You're robbing me.
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292. You know, I can't really get a job
anywhere anymore, being like this.
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293. So I've turned to a life of crime.
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294. - Why do people say "ATM machine"?
- Huh?
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295. - Who said that?
- The M stands for "Machine."
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296. Spider-Man!
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297. Ow!
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298. Hey, Lenny, how much do I owe you
for this beef patty, man?
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299. Spidey, if you catch him,
it's on the house, brother.
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300. - This is real!
- So are you, like, a cow or a Dalmatian?
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301. I am...
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302. the Spot.
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303. - We meet again, Spider-Man.
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304. - That's funny to you?
- Of course not. No.
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306. Unfortunately for both of us,
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307. Oh, dang.
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308. You see...
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309. - I'm from your past. One year ago—
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311. - Oh, come on.
- Uh-oh.
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312. - This has been fun.
- Who you talking to?
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313. - But I really gotta wrap this up.
- Are you gonna be a while? 'Cause—
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314. Maybe just pay me now.
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315. Okay, let's do this one last time.
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316. - My name is Miles Morales.
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317. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
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318. And for the last year and four months,
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319. I've been
Brooklyn's one and only Spider-Man.
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320. And things are going great.
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321. - Hey, hey, hey!
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322. You could hurt somebody.
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323. Catching all sorts of bad guys.
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325. Oh!
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327. I designed my new suit
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328. Aunt May moved to Florida.
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329. Done.
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330. I guest-hosted Jeopardy!
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331. Endorsed baby powder.
Apologised for endorsing baby powder.
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332. I made a mistake.
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333. My moustache came in.
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338. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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339. Sorry!
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341. I hear that new Spider-Man
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353. "Just keep going."
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354. You're looking at texts?
This is the fight of our lives.
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355. - Sorry. Just a second.
- Okay.
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356. No, no, no. Go ahead. Take the call.
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357. You turn off your phone in a theatre,
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359. Ah! He wrote it all as one word.
That's cute, right? The youth.
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360. - Okay, that's weird.
- Whoa!
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- Whoa!
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We're finding our rhythm.
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371. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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375. - Smiley-face. Prayer hands.
- Oh, my God.
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378. I got you right where I— Ow!
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379. So aggressive!
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380. I'm Spider-Man.
No one can take that away from me.
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382. Don't escape.
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383. Your costume's too tight in the back,
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384. - Yo, what's up, man?
- Uh, I'm writing an essay.
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386. Call the police, tell them to pick him up?
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387. - Sounds like a slippery slope.
- Just this one time.
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389. then it's walkie-talkies,
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390. In a month, it'll be a Spider-Signal.
I'm not your "guy in the chair."
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393. You see, every person is a universe.
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394. And my job is to capture
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395. on this piece of paper.
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396. - That's blank.
- Exactly.
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399. He's gotta decide if he's going
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instead of being here.
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401. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
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403. - Miles?
- Interest in comedy.
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- Now, son, what do we always say?
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407. I gotta get back to being a great student,
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409. Miles's grades are pretty good.
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414. - A-minus in English.
- She's a tough grader.
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416. - What?
- Whoo! Okay.
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417. - Miles!
- Are you trying to kill your mother?
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¿Tú estás tomando la clase en Spanglish?
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Well, what's "a few"?
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- Five?
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424. Actually, six.
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425. - You're dead.
- A truant.
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426. - Wait.
- Takes after his uncle.
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- All right. We can still salvage this.
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430. Having a story at all seems gross.
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431. - Your name is Miles Morales.
- Correct.
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432. You grew up
in a struggling immigrant family.
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433. I'm from Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico is part of America.
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434. We own a floor in Brooklyn.
Ah... Struggling?
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435. - Doesn't matter. You're all struggling.
- I make captain next week.
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436. Now his dream is to attend
the top physics programme in the nation...
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437. - Whatever it takes, we'll do it.
- ... at Princeton University.
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438. In New Jersey?
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439. No, no, no. That's too far.
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440. New Jersey's too far from New York?
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441. There's great schools in Brooklyn.
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442. Mom, Princeton has the best
quantum researchers in the country.
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443. Quantum. Mm-hm.
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444. They're moving electrons
across dimensional thresholds.
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445. - Electrons. Uh-huh.
- They're studying dark matter!
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446. I don't know what any of that means.
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447. I could help figure out
how to travel to other dimensions.
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448. - Yeah, okay.
- That sounds like a really good fake job.
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449. Dad, when you were my age,
you followed your dream
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450. and went out on your own
to start a business with Uncle Aaron.
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451. - Right?
- That's different. We used to—
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452. See, when you were born—
Plus, your mom used to—
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453. Look, life is a journey.
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454. You all got me into this school because
you thought I could do something special.
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455. - And now I think so too.
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456. And the special thing I wanna do is this.
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457. There are people out there
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458. who can literally teach me
the things I wanna learn.
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459. But they aren't all in Brooklyn.
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460. That's your story!
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461. Now just stick to the script.
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462. Miles, are you paying attention?
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463. - Miles, pay attention.
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464. - Ow. That hurt my tailbone.
- Are you kidding me?
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465. Ooh. I gotta go. You guys keep talking.
This is all great stuff.
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466. Miles, wait.
Did you order the cake for tonight?
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467. Totally. I'm— You know, call me—
I gotta go, all right? Bye!
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468. This kid. I swear,
what are we gonna do with him?
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469. All units, supervillain event in progress.
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470. - I gotta go too.
- What? You're gonna leave too?
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471. He leaves, you leave, everybody leaves.
Why am I here?
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472. I know. I'm so sorry.
But we'll figure it out.
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473. Together.
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474. Wow. Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
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475. - He's lying to you.
- Jeff?
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476. Your son.
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477. He's lying. And I think you know it.
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478. How's your essay?
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479. - Marinating. This is part of my process.
- Oh? Oh, really?
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480. - I think your guy got away.
- Thanks, I'm on it.
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481. - You seem really stressed.
- I agree.
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482. - You're stretched too thin.
- Yeah, thanks for the tip.
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483. - That was bad.
- I know.
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484. - What's really going on with this kid?
- I don't know!
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485. - Oh! Hey!
- Boom!
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486. - Spider-Man.
- Officer Morales! I mean:
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487. - Officer Morales.
- This is not what it looks like.
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488. - Hey! Hey!
- Officer—
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489. My kid goes here, man!
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490. This is fun.
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491. I'm on the PTA. You know how many
lemon bars I gotta bake for that?
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492. - You left in the middle of a fight.
- I did not. It was at the end.
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493. - Are you serious?
- It was inconsiderate, super rude.
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494. And a little cocky.
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495. Yeah, you got me agreeing
with the bad guy right now.
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496. "Bad guy"?
He's barely a villain of the week.
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497. What'd you call me?
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498. - You realise I'm right here.
- Come on!
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499. - Everything...
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500. is under control.
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501. - Unbelievable.
- Wow.
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502. Of course we'd end up back here.
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503. You know, you are just like my son.
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504. I am? I—
That's so silly. Imagine that.
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505. - Back where it all started!
- Look out!
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506. The crucible of our connection!
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507. Don't try to wow me with big words.
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508. I do the crossword every day.
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509. - Is it all coming back to you?
- What are you talking about?
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510. The creation event.
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511. What?
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512. - Ah!
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513. - Yeah.
- Hey, we got cut off.
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514. This is our son we're talking about.
Nothing is more important than family.
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515. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
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516. Destiny brought us here.
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517. - You see now, don't you?
- I really don't.
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518. I am your nemesis.
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519. Dude, you are not.
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520. You missed.
You can't contain the Spot. Ow!
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521. You really don't remember
what you did to me?
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522. - What I did for you?
- Uh... No.
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523. I worked at Alchemax.
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524. I ran a test on this collider
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525. that brought a spider here
from another dimension.
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526. - Forty-two.
- Its home dimension.
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527. It escaped. And it bit you.
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528. My spider made you Spider-Man.
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529. - What?
- You ran through the cafeteria.
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530. - He took a bagel!
- You hit me with a bagel.
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531. I've hit a lot of different villains
with a lot of different food.
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532. You make your flippy, little sassy jokes,
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533. and everyone loves them.
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534. But no one knows what it feels like
to be on the other side of them.
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535. I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
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536. I created you.
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537. You created me.
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538. Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?
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539. I didn't. He's talking crazy.
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540. I was in this collider room
when you blew it up!
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541. Because of you...
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542. I lost my job, my life,
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543. my face!
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544. My family won't even look at me.
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545. I made you into a hero.
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546. You made me into this!
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547. Look at me! You did this to me!
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548. Look at me! I'll make you respect me!
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549. Ah! Ow!
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550. I am your neme—
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551. Well, where'd he go?
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552. He kicked his own butt.
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553. You know we're supposed
to catch the bad guys, right?
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554. I always do.
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555. - Usually.
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556. - Gutierrez! Get the crane, man.
- Yes, sir!
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557. This here is why nobody likes us, man.
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558. - "Us"?
- I am trying to do right out here.
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559. - I'm trying too.
- You need to be a better role model.
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560. I'm a great role model.
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561. Hey, Gutierrez, you can cancel the crane.
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562. I swear, I'll quit my job!
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563. - Do you wanna talk about it?
- Are you crazy?
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564. Well, men of your generation
ignore their mental health too long.
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565. Oh, boy.
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566. What am I even doing?
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567. 'Cause no matter what I do,
someone always thinks I'm blowing it.
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568. I know the feeling.
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569. So your son.
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570. How's he doing?
You think he's gonna figure it all out?
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571. - Honestly?
- Yeah.
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572. - He's a good kid.
- Yeah?
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573. It's scary.
He says these things that are so smart.
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574. Cool. Well, I should probably—
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575. And then he does these things
that are so stupid.
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576. I just don't want him to mess it up.
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577. Maybe get off the kid's ass.
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578. - I'm sorry, what?
- What? What? I don't know.
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579. And I hate
that he's not being honest with me.
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580. Maybe he's scared to talk to you.
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581. Why would anyone be scared to talk to me?
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582. I don't— I don't know.
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583. It's just— You think you're getting
pretty good at being a parent.
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584. You think you got it licked.
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585. And then they go and grow up.
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586. I just don't wanna lose him, you know?
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587. Well, as an objective observer
with no skin in the game,
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588. I say you gotta let him
spread his wings, man.
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589. - Like this.
- Yeah.
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590. I don't know.
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591. If this isn't nice, what is?
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592. I should go.
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593. Yeah, and catch that holes guy.
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594. Don't worry. I don't think
that guy's gonna show his face again.
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595. What?
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596. Okay.
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597. I think I kicked myself...
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598. into myself.
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599. Well, this is new.
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600. Hello? Hello? Echo, echo. No echo.
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601. I'm going to put my head in that hole.
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602. - Hello.
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603. Ow! Please! Ow, ow, ow!
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604. Stop it, stop it, stop it!
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605. That was cool.
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606. My holes can take me anywhere.
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607. - Whoop.
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608. Excuse me. Hi.
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609. - Sorry to bug you. I know you're busy.
- What do you want?
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610. I know it's weird. I came out of nowhere.
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611. But I think I'm becoming
a transdimensional superbeing.
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612. - So?
- "So?"
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613. I'm literally splitting
the fabric of space and time.
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614. For you, it's just a Tuesday night.
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615. You're acting like weird stuff like this
happens to you all the time.
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616. Can I have some gum?
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617. Oh! Whoa!
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618. Wow.
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619. The power of the multiverse
in the palm of my hand.
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620. My holes aren't a curse!
They're the answer!
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621. Can you stop talking about your holes?
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622. You're making everyone uncomfortable.
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623. No, no, no. You're gonna love this.
Look, look, look.
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624. I'm out of spots,
wouldn't you know it. Uh...
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625. As you were, gentlemen.
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626. I'm coming for you, Spider-Man!
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627. [man 1] Take this one step at a time.
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628. [man 2] Does anybody have
the instructions for this building?
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629. - Oh, no.
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630. Tomorrow morning, Spider-Man,
page one, with a decent picture.
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631. - You're right, boss.
- Shut up.
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632. - Uh-huh.
- Get out of here!
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633. You got it, boss. I'm on it.
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634. I need a raise.
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635. Miguel, it's Peter. We got an anomaly.
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636. Thank you, Peter. You're one of our best.
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637. - Jess, who's on this?
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638. There you go.
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639. - Have you seen Miles?
- No.
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640. Nope.
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641. - Have you seen Miles?
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642. - What are you doing?
- Speech!
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643. - Okay, everybody.
- No. I'm terrible at speeches.
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644. Oh, dear God, no.
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645. Rio, come on.
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646. Um... Hi.
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647. And I want you to know,
no matter what,
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648. even though we've had our ups and downs,
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649. - I'm so proud of you today, and every day.
- Hey.
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650. - Parentheses. Mostly. LOL.
- Hey.
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651. Hey, Mr Spider-Man,
it won't fit on one cake.
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652. Can't you write smaller?
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653. Can't you write shorter?
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654. Come again!
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655. What else can I say about Jeff?
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656. That he was almost 10 pounds as a baby.
I know you're gonna be embarrassed.
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657. He almost killed his mother.
Look at those shoulders.
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658. - Oh, no. Okay. That's it.
- A big baby.
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659. - Okay, okay.
- Oh, my God.
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660. He's so funny.
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661. I'll take the mic.
No more mics for you, okay?
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662. - Thank you, Rio, for that.
- Where is that kid?
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663. I didn't always know
what I wanted to do in life.
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664. I was pulled in a lot
of different directions when I was young.
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665. Me and my brother came up
in this neighbourhood.
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666. Just a couple of knuckleheads
running the streets.
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667. It is I, the Armadillo— Oh!
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668. You guys used
to chase us out of your stores.
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669. And now, if you can believe it,
it's my job to look out for you.
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670. - And then I had a kid.
- Stop, thief!
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671. And everything changed for the better.
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672. Oh, no.
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673. I don't even know about giving a toast
'cause I should be toasting you all.
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674. No, no, no!
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675. So to my brother,
who we miss every single day.
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676. He's definitely up there
laughing at me right now.
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677. They're making me captain, bro.
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678. To my wife, mi amor.
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679. I can't even start
because I'll never stop.
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680. Have to take the mic from me.
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681. And to my son...
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682. The reason that I do any of this
in the first place.
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683. I love you, Miles.
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684. And I will always, always be here for you.
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685. Benny, man. Come on, drop the beat!
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686. I'm gonna kill that kid.
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687. Hey! Congrats, Jeff!
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688. - Hey! Hey, hey.
- Thank you for coming.
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689. - Hey, Miles. Where have you been?
- What's up, man?
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690. - You keeping your head up at that school?
- Oh, yeah, you bet.
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691. Hola, Miles! Hi.
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692. - Your parents have been looking for you.
- I don't know why.
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693. - I've just been here the whole time.
- Oye.
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694. - Ah! Hi.
- You were supposed to be here at 5.
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695. - I know.
- You disrespected your dad.
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696. - Yup. Mm-hm.
- Missed his beautiful toast.
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697. Come on. Did you even see the cakes?
There's some heartfelt messages on them.
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698. That's not what I meant.
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699. Your dad studied for eight months.
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700. Nine. It was like giving birth.
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701. - No, it wasn't.
- Of course not.
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702. You made us sit in that office
and talk to that lady without you.
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703. - There was an emergency.
- What, a graffiti emergency?
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704. A partying-with-some-friends-
I've-never-met emergency?
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705. Explain yourself.
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706. Sounds like
you're explaining it pretty well.
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707. - That's funny. Jeff, we got a funny son.
- I'm not laughing.
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708. - I don't feel grown-up.
- Wow, this is a cool shirt.
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709. Okay! Okay, okay.
Have you checked out the spread?
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710. - Oye!
- Ah!
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711. Who you running around with?
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712. - Just—
- Is it Ganke? I never liked him.
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713. Yes, you did.
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714. - He calls me by my first name.
- Ugh. We hate that.
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715. - I have more friends than just Ganke.
- Like who?
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716. Well, there's— There's Peter.
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717. You know, uh, but he left town.
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718. Um, there's— There's Gwanda.
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719. You know, she also left town.
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720. - Miles, dame un break.
- Is that Spanglish?
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721. Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe I'm just doing benign, private,
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722. unremarkable things
when I'm not with you guys?
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723. - Nope.
- Never.
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724. I am 15 years old.
I am basically an adult.
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725. - Oh, right.
- You don't have a driver's licence.
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726. - Neither does Mom!
- We live in New York
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727. and never plan to leave.
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728. - It's my life.
- It's not your life.
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729. It's mine and your father's
and your abuelos' y abuelas',
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730. who put you in this spot
that I'd give anything to be in.
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731. All right. Whatever, whatever.
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732. "Whatever"?
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733. - Wow.
- "Whatever"?
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734. - Do I get to say it? Please tell me I can.
- Say it.
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735. - You're grounded!
- What?
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736. - Oh, yeah!
- For how long?
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737. - A month!
- Dad. Mom, are you—? Seriously?
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738. Yeah, dead serious.
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739. - You don't understand.
- You are right.
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740. I have no idea what's going on with you!
So why don't you tell me?
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741. - Just listen to me!
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742. Okay, champ, you got it. Go for it.
Say whatever you wanna say.
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743. What do you got to tell me so bad?
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744. You know what? Never mind.
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745. All right, great, walk away.
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746. Because now you got two months!
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747. That was good, right?
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748. Two months.
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749. I'm Spider-Man. I'm not grounded.
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750. Miles!
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751. Miles!
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752. You got a minute?
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753. Oh! Whoa!
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754. - How did you get—?
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755. How did you get—? How have you been?
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756. Uh, I've been good.
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757. I've been— Yeah, just great. Look at you.
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758. You, uh— You grew, huh?
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759. - Had a little growth spurt?
- Uh, yeah. Your hair has gotten pinker.
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760. - Is this the room you grew up in?
- It is. Um...
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761. - But my dorm room is very adult.
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762. Cool. Yeah, no, I used to play with these
when I was younger too.
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763. - Uh, that's a collectible.
- I used to have this one.
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764. - An extremely rare, highly sought—
- Why is it still in the package?
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765. Eee! Um...
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766. That's fine.
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767. - Are these your drawings? They're good.
- Hey. What? No.
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768. Wow, there's so many.
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769. Missed you too.
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770. So, what are you doing here?
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771. I mean, I thought I'd never see you again.
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772. Wanna get out of here?
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773. I'm grounded.
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774. Bummer.
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775. Is Spider-Man grounded?
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776. Um...
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777. I mean, I...
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778. Miles?
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779. Your dad's ready to listen now.
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780. That's three months!
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781. Wait, hold on.
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782. There's an elite society
with all the best Spider-People in it?
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783. - Okay, so there's this lady, Jess Drew.
- Uh-huh?
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784. - She rides a motorcycle.
- Motorcycle?
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785. Oh, my gosh,
I'm learning so much from her.
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786. Oh, yeah. I've learned a lot of stuff too.
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787. I've levelled up my whole thing. See?
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788. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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789. - Let's see it, then.
- Let's go.
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790. Thread the needle.
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791. Whoa!
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792. Easy.
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793. And Miguel.
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794. - The whole thing was his idea.
- Right.
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795. And who's Miguel?
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796. Oh, he's like a
ninja-vampire-Spider-Man but a good guy.
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797. A vampire good guy.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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798. - So how long ago did they invite you?
- Only like a few months ago.
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799. - "Months" is kind of a long time.
- Okay, this one counts for two.
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800. Ha, ha!
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801. Look at you.
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802. Look at me.
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803. Keep the change.
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804. - So this club.
- Look at that dum-dum.
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805. What kind of stuff do you do?
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806. Guy in the stripes, ten points.
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807. We're trying to keep the multiverse
from collapsing.
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808. I thought we did that already.
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809. Like, last week we had this mission
to some Shakespeare dimension.
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810. - What?
- And Hobie and I just, like—
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811. - Who's Hobie?
- Oh, my gosh, you would love him.
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812. He lets me crash
in his dimension sometimes.
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813. What does that mean,
you stay overnight or...?
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814. Anyway, they're pretty strict
about where I go,
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815. or I really would have come
to see you sooner.
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816. Right. So, uh— So why'd you come now?
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817. Don't do that.
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818. Hey, Gw— Uh, Gwen?
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819. Where'd you go?
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820. Where did she go?
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821. - Ah!
- Oh, hey. There you are.
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822. - What were you doing?
- Waiting for you.
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823. No, it's not the Greek burger place.
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824. - This is a cool thinking spot.
- Right?
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825. Who needs a treadmill when you have
the Williamsburgh Bank Building?
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826. - So, uh, you and your dad.
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827. You still haven't talked?
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828. What exactly would we talk about?
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829. "Hey, Dad, how have
the last few months been?
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830. You still think
I murdered my best friend?"
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831. I don't know.
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832. I mean, my parents—
I mean, maybe if I told them—
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833. Don't.
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834. Trust me on that.
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835. Well...
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836. Maybe some things
are supposed to be just for us.
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837. Hm.
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838. That's a nice way to think about it.
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839. I'm just a really
emotionally intelligent guy.
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840. Beyond my years.
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841. It really is always so great
to talk to you.
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842. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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843. I mean, how many people
can you talk to about this stuff?
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844. You don't even know.
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845. What?
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846. You're the only friend
I've ever really made after Peter died.
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847. Other than Hobie, right?
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848. - That's different.
- Yeah? How's that?
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849. I don't know.
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850. You and me, it's...
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851. We're the same.
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852. In the important ways, you know?
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853. In every other universe,
Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man.
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854. And in every other universe,
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855. it doesn't end well.
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856. Well, there's a first time
for everything, right?
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857. - Mmm! Oh, wow. Feelings make me hungry.
- Oh, yeah,
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858. these plátanos are
just deep-fried feelings.
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859. She looks old enough to vote.
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860. I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish.
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861. Well, qué barbaridad.
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862. This keeps you from glitching
in other dimensions?
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863. Yeah. Pretty cool.
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864. What's it gonna take
for Miguel O'Hara to notice Miles Morales?
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865. I'll put in a good word.
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866. I'm just saying, if I had a watch,
I could come with you.
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867. - Miles, look—
- I did save the multiverse.
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868. It's a really small, elite strike force.
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869. I can turn invisible.
I have, like, electric powers.
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870. - There aren't a lot of slots.
- Think about it.
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871. Ah, right.
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872. Look, if it was up to me, you—
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873. I know. I know, I know.
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874. Oh, no. No, no.
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875. - Don't do that. Miles!
- All right.
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876. - It's, uh, really delicate.
- Geez.
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877. Sorry. I didn't mean to, um, snap.
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878. Okay. All right. I'm sorry.
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879. - Hello! Hi.
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880. - Oh, boy.
- I'm Miles's mom.
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881. Rio! Hi! I've heard so much about you.
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882. You're using my first name. Okay.
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883. This is nice.
We found it in Miles's room, so...
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884. - I guess you must've been there, huh?
- And you must be Jeff.
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885. She called me Jeff.
That's very sweet. "Jeff."
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886. You must mean Lieutenant Morales.
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887. Soon to be Captain Morales.
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888. Ah! Captain.
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889. Gwanda and I are friends from school.
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890. - Yeah, we were just catching up.
- Oh...
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891. Don't take him from me.
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892. Mom.
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893. I'm just kidding.
He's grounded, so you can't.
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894. - Don't break his heart.
- Mom!
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895. - Alpha Squad, Zero Red Spider Alert.
- Shoot, I have to go.
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896. - Really?
- Yeah, I forgot to get my steps in.
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897. Really, really wish I could stay longer.
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898. I'm sorry.
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899. Goodbye.
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900. Yeah, bye.
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901. I can hear you being quiet, Mom.
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902. I, um...
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903. I hope I didn't ice your game, man.
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904. No one my age says those words
in that order, Mom.
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905. It's just hard to see my little man
not be my little boy all the time.
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906. Yeah.
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907. Papá, you know you can tell me anything.
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908. Well...
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909. I'm...
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910. I'm sorry I was late.
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911. Go.
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912. She seems like a nice girl.
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913. - Is this a trick?
- It's not a trick.
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914. Geez.
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915. What are you—?
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916. Let me fix you. Just...
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917. For years I've been taking care
of this little boy, right?
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918. Making sure he's loved,
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919. that he feels like he belongs
wherever he wants to be.
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920. He wants to go out into the world
and do great big things.
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921. And what I worry about most...
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922. is they won't look out for you like us.
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923. They won't root for you like us.
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924. So here's the deal.
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925. Wherever you go from here,
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926. you have to promise to take care
of that little boy for me.
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927. Make sure he never forgets
where he came from.
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928. And he never doubts that he's loved.
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929. And he never lets anyone at those big,
fancy places he's gonna be in
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930. tell him that he doesn't belong there.
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931. And when he comes home,
and he better come home...
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932. you're gonna be early,
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933. and you're gonna be holding
a normal, nice cake.
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934. Yeah, okay.
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935. You gotta promise, Miles.
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936. I promise.
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937. Just...
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938. - don't get lost.
- Mm-hm. Okay.
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939. All right.
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940. Cool.
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941. Now go. Get out of here.
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942. And when you come back,
you're still grounded.
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943. - Ha, ha!
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944. Yeah, I'm smiling like it's a joke,
but it's true.
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945. Yeah, I figured.
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946. See you later.
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947. With a cake.
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948. Shoot.
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949. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, the car!
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950. Shoot.
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951. Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
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952. - Show me what happened.
- Replay commencing.
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953. Spots. That's the thing.
I need more spots!
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954. Ha! Oh, my gosh. It was right under
where my nose would've been.
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955. I just need a little bit more
dimensional juice or whatever.
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956. - Shoot.
- Shoot!
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957. Never came up with a good name.
Branding was never my strong suit.
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958. The city power line
to my micro collider prototype
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959. could generate a little more
concentrated dark energy.
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960. Shoot.
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961. This is what I love about science!
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962. Shoot!
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963. I just need enough to get me somewhere
with a full-size collider.
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964. And, Spider-Man, I'll make you pay
for everything you took away from me.
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965. All right, this is gonna work.
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966. Or vaporise me
and everything in this building,
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967. which would not be good.
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968. - Shoot.
- Shoot.
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969. Oh, man.
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970. - Shoot.
- Shoot.
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971. Replay complete.
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972. Why, why, why?
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973. - Gwen, Gwen, Gwen!
- Gwen. Hi.
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974. Whatcha doing?
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975. Nothing. Uh, good. All good.
Yeah, everything's good.
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976. Bye.
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977. Where's the bad guy
you were supposed to monitor?
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978. He just stepped out for a moment.
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979. - Dude!
- He's just some villain of the week.
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980. - LYLA!
- Oh! We don't need—
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981. Tracking...
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982. Hey, look, I got him. Nope, never mind.
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983. Hold on. Slippery guy.
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984. - Did you go see your little friend?
- What? No.
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985. - Miles?
- I mean...
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986. Are you kidding me?
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987. - Only briefly. From afar.
- How far?
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988. Like, you know, about this:
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989. - About this far.
- That's way too close.
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990. Girl!
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991. Look, I had to know how he was.
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992. - I honestly can't with you.
- I know I messed up, okay?
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993. He can't be part of this.
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994. I know.
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995. - I'll never see him again. All right?
- No kidding.
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996. - Hey, guys? He's making his own portals.
- What?
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997. He can jump wherever he wants.
He could be a total canon killer.
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998. You said he was the villain of the week.
Do you know how bad this is for you?
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999. Every dimension he stops at
has an Alchemax.
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1000. - What's he up to, Gwen?
- I don't know.
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1001. He's making himself more powerful
so he can beat me.
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1002. Amazing. My star pupil, everyone.
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1003. I'll get him, okay? I can get backup.
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1004. If Miguel finds out I let you come—
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1005. Don't tell Miguel. He'll kick me out and—
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1006. What if he sends me home?
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1007. I got him. Earth-50101.
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1008. What do you wanna do?
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1009. You never made a mistake?
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1010. Never got too close to someone?
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1011. I did.
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1012. But I got over it.
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1013. Alert the local Spider.
Tell him Gwen will meet him there.
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1014. I'm on it.
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1015. - Thank you. I won't let you down again.
- Okay. You're welcome. Shut up.
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1016. You got an hour to fix this.
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1017. Or I can't help you.
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1018. Goodbye, Miles.
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1019. - Sorry. Congratulations!
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1020. You see that? This is incredible.
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1021. - I'm like a new person.
- Where did you go?
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1022. In the mirror,
I wouldn't recognise myself.
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1023. - Stay still.
- I'd envy that person I was looking at.
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1024. - I have eyes on the anomaly.
- Try getting hands on him.
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1025. Stop hovering. You're hovering.
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1026. Hello, pardon me, locals.
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1027. Wow, four on there. That's very dangerous.
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1028. That looks good.
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1029. - Which way to Alchemax? Oh!
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1030. It's a place with a big collider—
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1031. - Hey, cow guy! "Moo-ve" over!
- That's the best you could do?
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1032. - Gwen! I'm here to help!
- Miles, are you—?
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1033. Whoopsie-daisy.
You weren't expecting that, were you?
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1034. - Oh, no!
- Neither was I. I'm in the zone!
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1035. - I got you!
- Did you follow me?
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1036. No, I just saw where you went
and went there without you knowing.
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1037. - You're not supposed to be here!
- What are you talking about? I'm helping—
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1038. No! No, no, no!
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1039. Whoa!
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1040. I shouldn't have ever come to see you.
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1041. Dang.
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1042. Hey, who's the new guy?
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1043. Hey, Pav.
He's Miles and he wasn't invited.
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1044. Oh!
You weren't invited and you came anyway?
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1045. - Right?
- New guy must be in love with you.
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1046. - Okay, whoa.
- No.
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1047. - I'm not.
- I'm very good at reading people.
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1048. - He's not.
- Who are you?
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1049. - Glad you asked, new guy.
- I'm not a new guy.
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1050. My name is Pavitr Prabhakar,
and for the past six months—
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1051. Six? And even he got a watch?
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1052. - Yeah, uh...
- Being Spider-Man is so easy.
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1053. I wake up, skip the workout,
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1054. because I'm naturally buff
and I don't wanna get too big.
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1055. Do almost nothing with my amazing hair.
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1056. You don't use any product at all?
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1057. Just coconut oil, prayer, some genetics.
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1058. Then I swing by school.
Don't really have to try, but I do anyway.
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1059. Fight a few bad guys,
feed a few street dogs,
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1060. quick break for a cup of chai
with my Maya Auntie—
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1061. - I love chai tea.
- What did you just say?
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1062. "Chai tea"?
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1063. "Chai" means "tea," bro.
You're saying "tea" tea.
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1064. Would I ask you for a "coffee" coffee
with "cream" cream?
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1065. I'm so sorry.
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1066. Then I hang out
with my girlfriend, Gayatri.
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1067. She's an extremely classy teenager.
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1068. Hey, girl. Tonight, I was thinking—
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1069. Hello, Police Inspector Singh.
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1070. This is your daughter. I do not know her.
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1071. To top it off, I live in the best possible
Spider-Man city, Mumbattan.
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1072. Quick tour. This is where the traffic is,
this is where the traffic is.
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1073. Traffic here too. This is where
the British stole all of our stuff. Whoa!
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1074. - Hello, Spider-Man.
- Hi.
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1075. - Hey.
- Not you.
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1076. You talking to him or me or him?
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1077. - Think he means me.
- Yeah. Him.
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1078. I got this, guys.
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1079. - Huh?
- Wow. How are you?
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1080. - Can you tell I levelled up my game?
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1081. I'm on a journey of self-improvement.
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1082. And you came to India.
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1083. That's a Western culture cliché.
Don't Eat, Pray, Love me, bro.
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1084. I did not mean it like that.
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1085. Let me guess, you're gonna ask me
about saffron and cardamom
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1086. and naan bread,
which is the same as saying "bread" bread,
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1087. which is the same as saying "chai tea."
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1088. - Oh, I love chai tea.
- No!
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1089. Come on, man! I think maybe
we got off on the wrong foot.
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1090. Let's just talk about this.
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1091. Fine. You made me feel empty,
like I had a hole inside of me.
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1092. We all have holes.
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1093. But now I found out
what to fill that hole up with.
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1094. More holes!
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1095. That doesn't make any sense!
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1096. It will.
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1097. I'm okay. I'm good.
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1098. - Don't worry.
- We won't.
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1099. This romantic tension is so palpable.
Copy !req
1100. If Spot gets more holes...
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1101. - Will they, won't they?
- ... he'll be unstoppable!
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1102. - We can't let him get to—
- Alchemax?
Copy !req
1103. See? How can you guys even concentrate?
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1104. Hey, does he know about Hobie?
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1105. - What should I know about Hobie?
- Oh, looks like he did not know.
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1106. Boop.
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1107. Go away. Go away.
See you later. Thanks for coming.
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1108. Would you please deactivate
this strong barrier?
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1109. It can't be turned off
until the collider sequence is complete.
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1110. The collider sequence? Oh, man.
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1111. - You need to stop!
- You don't know what you're doing!
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1112. I'm about to be so much more
than a villain of the week.
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1113. I'm sorry I called you that, okay?
You're a great villain.
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1114. Oh, not yet, I'm not.
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1115. - Initialising collider.
- No!
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1116. How's it going now?
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1117. Great. Anyone got any ideas?
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1118. Oh, I have so many, but none for this.
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1119. Stand back.
I've been working on something new.
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1120. - How long does this usually take?
- Just give me a second.
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1121. Do you want us to do something,
or do we just stand here?
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1122. Are you charging it, or—?
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1123. No. I'm absorbing it
so I can shoot it back.
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1124. - Looks like you're charging.
- Does this have a name?
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1125. Hold your questions
until I'm done breaking this!
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1126. Just let me do this!
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1127. Oi, oi!
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1128. - Hobie!
- Hobie, my guy!
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1129. - Hobie?
- Look at that, another one.
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1130. I love how many different variations
of you guys there are.
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1131. - Man-like, Pav! Big stepper! Yeah, mate!
- What's this dude saying?
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1132. It's English for "We get
along great, and we're close friends."
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1133. Is this the younger from 1610?
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1134. Do you understand this guy?
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1135. Hobie, thanks for breaking the shield!
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1136. I loosened it.
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1137. Bit of advice.
Use the palm, not just your fingers.
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1138. What's up with your suit?
Is he bleeding from his armpits?
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1139. Miles, Hobie. Hobie, Miles.
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1140. Hi. I've never heard of you
because Gwen barely ever mentions you.
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1141. A'ight, my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown.
I was bitten by a—
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1142. Wouldn't you like to know?
You know what I mean?
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1143. For the last three years, I've been
the one and only— Wait, wait, wait.
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1144. You think I'm gonna show you
my secret identity? Come out of it.
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1145. That is, when I'm not playing shows,
antagonizing fascists,
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1146. staging unpermitted political actions
slash performance-art pieces,
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1147. or having a laugh at the pub
with the mandem.
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1148. I'm not a role model.
I was briefly a runway model.
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1149. I hate the a.m. I hate the PM.
I hate labels.
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1150. I'm not a hero
because calling yourself a hero
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1151. makes you a self-mythologizing,
narcissistic autocrat.
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1152. Come on! I thought you hated labels.
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1153. Gwendy, you left your jumper
around my place.
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1154. - What's a jumper?
- It's a sweater.
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1155. - How many sweaters do you have?
- That's not mine, I'm sure.
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1156. - And your toothbrush.
- Wait, what?
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1157. - Are those my Chucks?
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1158. - Y'all make a heck of a team.
- I don't believe in teams.
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1159. Aren't you in a band?
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1160. I don't believe in consistency.
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1161. This guy's killing me.
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1162. This is gonna be good for us, Spider-Man.
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1163. You and me, we're finally
gonna live up to our potential.
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1164. You'll finally have
a villain worth fighting.
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1165. And I won't be just a joke to you!
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1166. You're not a joke!
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1167. - Right, gang?
- Absolutely.
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1168. - Completely unamusing!
- I don't believe in comedy!
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1169. Just kidding!
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1170. See? No one here thinks you're a joke!
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1171. - They won't after this.
- No!
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1172. Wow. That was another easy adventure
for Spider-Man.
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1173. - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
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1174. I'm coming!
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1175. What was that?
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1176. Our future.
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1177. I'm gonna take everything from you,
like you took everything from me.
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1178. What?
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1179. See you back home, Spider-Man.
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1180. Miles. Miles!
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1181. You okay? We gotta go.
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1182. Oi, oi, liven up, mate.
No time to get dizzy.
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1183. Everyone, chalo, chalo!
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1184. We'll clear the path.
You slow down that building.
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1185. I'll do it.
But not because you told me to.
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1186. Everybody, run!
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1187. Watch out!
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1188. Gayatri!
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1189. Gayatri! No!
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1190. Gwen, heads up.
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1191. Markers are predicting
an incoming canon event.
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1192. So tread carefully.
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1193. I'm on it.
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1194. Somebody, help!
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1195. - Hurry, everyone! This way, quickly!
- Help!
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1196. Inspector Singh!
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1197. I can do both!
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1198. - I got him, I got him!
- Miles!
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1199. Don't worry.
Thread the needle, ring the bell, right?
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1200. - It's too dangerous.
- I'll be okay, I promise.
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1201. Miles!
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1202. Miles!
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1203. No! No.
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1204. You're all right.
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1205. I promised.
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1206. Are you okay? I was so worried.
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1207. I mean, you seem like a nice young woman
that I do not know.
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1208. Gayatri!
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1209. Not bad, right?
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1210. Right.
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1211. I've never seen him so emotional.
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1212. Excellent job.
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1213. Man-like, Miles! My guy!
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1214. Easy.
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1215. So, what do you think?
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1216. What I always think.
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1217. You're amazing.
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1218. We make a good team. Yeah?
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1219. Yeah.
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1220. Guys, what's that?
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1221. It's a metaphor for capitalism.
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1222. It's a lot worse than that.
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1223. Okay, guys, secure the area,
clear all civilians,
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1224. and let's contain this quantum hole.
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1225. Hey, I'm Miles.
We met before, when I was invisible.
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1226. I know who you are.
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1227. Is everything going to be okay?
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1228. Okay, let me explain.
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1229. Miguel wants you back at HQ.
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1230. - Miles was just about to head out.
- All of you.
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1231. - I don't follow orders, neither does he.
- I'm invited to HQ? Whoo!
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1232. How are you even cooler under your mask?
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1233. I was this cool the whole time.
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1234. Hey, over here.
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1235. Yo, this place is wild.
Copy !req
1236. - Any sign of Spot?
- Let me ask.
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1237. Anybody spot Spot?
Copy !req
1238. - Oh, so funny. Anybody else got jokes?
- Now that you mention it.
Copy !req
1239. Well, you know what they say,
we need to run a spot check.
Copy !req
1240. - This is unbelievable.
Copy !req
1241. - This is the lobby.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1242. Welcome to Spider-Society.
Copy !req
1243. It's a bit much, innit?
Copy !req
1244. What happened to that small,
elite strike team?
Copy !req
1245. A lot of these are part-time.
Copy !req
1246. Gwendy, how much have you told him, hm?
About his place in all this?
Copy !req
1247. A little.
Copy !req
1248. - Maybe not enough.
- Here.
Copy !req
1249. My own watch!
Copy !req
1250. It's a day pass.
This just keeps you from...
Copy !req
1251. doing that.
Copy !req
1252. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey, Peter.
Copy !req
1253. Hey, I'm Miles.
Copy !req
1254. - Hey, Gwen.
- Hey, Peters.
Copy !req
1255. I'm a new recruit.
Copy !req
1256. Peter, take a team to the transport deck
to help deal with this Spot mess.
Copy !req
1257. - I wouldn't call it a mess.
Copy !req
1258. - More like a success in progress.
- Ben, I need—
Copy !req
1259. Sorry, I can't talk right now.
I'm thinking about my past.
Copy !req
1260. Actually, we need you here
for some reason.
Copy !req
1261. That was a particularly harrowing memory.
Copy !req
1262. - Is he okay?
Copy !req
1263. - Ah!
- Howdy. Name's Web-Slinger.
Copy !req
1264. - Why does the horse need a mask?
- To conceal her face.
Copy !req
1265. Giddy up!
Copy !req
1266. - Who is in these laser cages?
Copy !req
1267. Anomalies. Folks who wound up
in the wrong dimension.
Copy !req
1268. We kick their butts and send them home.
Copy !req
1269. They're not very interesting.
Copy !req
1270. - We got a bunch of Doc Ocks.
- That's interesting.
Copy !req
1271. A Moosterio. Ms Sterio.
Copy !req
1272. - Video game guy.
- I love video games!
Copy !req
1273. - Another video game guy.
- Are you talking to me?
Copy !req
1274. Typeface.
Copy !req
1275. - Go to Helvetica, Spider-Man!
- Bold.
Copy !req
1276. An interesting Kraven, a boring Rhino.
Copy !req
1277. A Prowler.
Copy !req
1278. - Prowler?
- Not your Prowler.
Copy !req
1279. Hey.
Copy !req
1280. Hey.
Copy !req
1281. - It's rude to stare.
- Caught that one myself.
Copy !req
1282. - I slipped.
- You? I did all the work.
Copy !req
1283. How many missions
have you been on together?
Copy !req
1284. - Not that many.
- Couple dozen.
Copy !req
1285. That's cool. Sorry.
Copy !req
1286. - I'm Spider-Man.
- Oh, no way! All of us are.
Copy !req
1287. - Can we just keep moving?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you?
Copy !req
1288. I'm an avatar.
Copy !req
1289. My body is back in my parents' dimension,
Copy !req
1290. chilling in a gaming chair
and eating Fritos.
Copy !req
1291. Right, because you don't listen.
Copy !req
1292. Here is better.
Copy !req
1293. I hear that.
Copy !req
1294. What does that do?
Copy !req
1295. Apart from having a great name?
Copy !req
1296. - The Go Home Machine.
- What'd I say, eh?
Copy !req
1297. I voted against it.
Copy !req
1298. It detects whatever dimension
your DNA is from
Copy !req
1299. and sends you there.
Copy !req
1300. It's super humane and not creepy.
Copy !req
1301. See you, dawg. Don't come back.
Copy !req
1302. We should go.
We don't wanna keep the boss waiting.
Copy !req
1303. - See you around?
- Let's go!
Copy !req
1304. - Good luck out there, man.
- Okay, bye!
Copy !req
1305. Miguel sounds hangry.
Copy !req
1306. He likes those empanadas
from the cafeteria.
Copy !req
1307. Don't ask me why.
Copy !req
1308. My name is Miguel O'Hara.
Copy !req
1309. I'm this dimension's one
and only Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1310. At least, I was.
Copy !req
1311. But I'm not like the others.
Copy !req
1312. I don't always like what I have to do.
Copy !req
1313. But I know I have to be the one to do it.
Copy !req
1314. I've given up too much to stop now.
Copy !req
1315. Whoa, yo.
Copy !req
1316. Bet this doesn't even do anything.
Copy !req
1317. Maybe it did
before you ripped it out of a wall.
Copy !req
1318. It's propaganda, bruv.
To distract you from the truth.
Copy !req
1319. And what's that?
Copy !req
1320. I ain't got a Scooby Doo.
That's what they want.
Copy !req
1321. - Why you wanna be part of this lot?
- To get a watch.
Copy !req
1322. - Make your own watch.
- Pssh.
Copy !req
1323. Bet you got a nice setup, eh?
Nice parents.
Copy !req
1324. They're fine.
I mean, we got in a fight, but...
Copy !req
1325. They just want what's best for me, so...
Copy !req
1326. - That's a bloody shame.
- Why?
Copy !req
1327. 'Cause you're not ready
for everybody else.
Copy !req
1328. - We did it this time!
- Okay, okay, mija.
Copy !req
1329. Good job.
Copy !req
1330. Listen to me, bruv. Whole point
of being Spider-Man is your independence.
Copy !req
1331. Being your own boss.
You don't need all this.
Copy !req
1332. - Then why are you here?
- Looking out for my drummer, is all.
Copy !req
1333. I want to be in a band. I—
Copy !req
1334. I wanna see my friends,
and I need a watch to do that.
Copy !req
1335. Guys, come on.
Copy !req
1336. All right. Squashed.
Copy !req
1337. Don't enlist till you know
what war you're fighting.
Copy !req
1338. Yeah, I know it's slow.
Copy !req
1339. But it's his thing.
Copy !req
1340. Miguel O'Hara, meet Miles Morales.
Copy !req
1341. Hey!
Copy !req
1342. I speak Spanish.
Copy !req
1343. - I'm excited to get going.
- Oh. Great.
Copy !req
1344. - I have new ideas on how to catch Spot.
- Oh. Wow. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1345. He just wants to be
taken seriously, like we all do. Whoa!
Copy !req
1346. He's worried about Spot.
Copy !req
1347. I'll worry about Spot!
Copy !req
1348. - What did I do?
- Miguel! It's not his fault.
Copy !req
1349. - Fault? Hold up.
- You blew another hole in the multiverse!
Copy !req
1350. - He doesn't know any better.
- I do know what— Not know what?
Copy !req
1351. But you did, Gwen.
Copy !req
1352. And you—
I'm just gonna try to ignore you.
Copy !req
1353. - I just can't. I can't even.
- I ain't even here.
Copy !req
1354. Or here.
Copy !req
1355. - What's happening?
- Hey, Miguel!
Copy !req
1356. Come on, go easy on the kid.
Copy !req
1357. - He had a terrible teacher.
Copy !req
1358. He had no chance.
Copy !req
1359. - Peter!
- Oh, boy.
Copy !req
1360. Humbling-Reality Spider-Man has arrived.
Copy !req
1361. - Miles!
- Dude!
Copy !req
1362. Don't be afraid of my friend Miguel.
He just looks scary. He's got no bite.
Copy !req
1363. - Peter.
- You're growing up on me. You look great.
Copy !req
1364. - You look solid, you know. You look good.
- Define "solid."
Copy !req
1365. What happened?
You bleeding from the armpits?
Copy !req
1366. - Peter, you—
- Don't worry, we'll get you a new suit.
Copy !req
1367. Peter, you gotta tell them—
Copy !req
1368. - Wait. What is that?
- Mayday!
Copy !req
1369. - You have a baby!
- I have a baby.
Copy !req
1370. This is crazy.
Copy !req
1371. Don't forget to keep
your little day pass on, honey.
Copy !req
1372. Oh, you have one too.
I didn't know they made those for adults.
Copy !req
1373. - Give me a second. Mayday!
- The kid's an anarchist.
Copy !req
1374. I'm coming up to get you.
Here I come. Don't move.
Copy !req
1375. I got you. I knew I was gonna regret
making her that web shooter.
Copy !req
1376. I shouldn't have done it.
That's an actual mistake.
Copy !req
1377. - You wanna see pictures?
- She's right there.
Copy !req
1378. - Look at this pic!
- Oh, you've got them.
Copy !req
1379. - She's incredible.
- Yup.
Copy !req
1380. This is her funny face.
That's her mad face.
Copy !req
1381. This one is the studious one.
Copy !req
1382. Watch out,
the next one you're gonna crack up.
Copy !req
1383. Miguel's gonna die.
Miguel, look at this one.
Copy !req
1384. I'm trying to hold
a serious adult conversation.
Copy !req
1385. You're the only Spider-Man
who isn't funny.
Copy !req
1386. - We're supposed to be funny.
- The fate of the multiverse—
Copy !req
1387. You always lose me with that.
Copy !req
1388. You say, "The fate of the multiverse,"
and my brain dies.
Copy !req
1389. Do you guys smell that?
Mayday took a crap.
Copy !req
1390. - Yup. She's a Parker.
- Miles.
Copy !req
1391. That's what happens
when a Parker eats an avocado.
Copy !req
1392. - You disrupted a canon event.
- Canon event?
Copy !req
1393. The kid wasn't thinking.
That's not how he works.
Copy !req
1394. That's insulting.
Copy !req
1395. Taking a crap on the establishment.
I salute you.
Copy !req
1396. Wait, what are you upset about?
I saved those people.
Copy !req
1397. And that's the problem.
Copy !req
1398. - LYLA, do the thing.
- Huh? What thing?
Copy !req
1399. What do you mean, "What thing?"
The information-explainy thing.
Copy !req
1400. Okay.
Copy !req
1401. What's this?
Copy !req
1402. This is everything.
Copy !req
1403. Can you be more specific?
Copy !req
1404. Can you not talk for a second?
Copy !req
1405. Yeah, yeah, I—
Copy !req
1406. And this here?
Copy !req
1407. This is all of us.
Copy !req
1408. All of our lives woven together
Copy !req
1409. in a beautiful web of life and destiny.
Copy !req
1410. The Spider-Verse.
Copy !req
1411. Spider-Verse.
Copy !req
1412. That's stupid.
Copy !req
1413. It's called
the Arachnohumanoid Polymultiverse.
Copy !req
1414. Which sounds stupid too, I guess.
Copy !req
1415. And these nodes where the lines converge?
Copy !req
1416. They are the canon.
Copy !req
1417. Chapters that are a part
of every Spider's story every time.
Copy !req
1418. Some good.
Copy !req
1419. Some bad.
Copy !req
1420. Some very bad.
Copy !req
1421. Just keep going.
Copy !req
1422. Uncle Aaron.
Copy !req
1423. This one, Event ASM-90.
Copy !req
1424. A police captain close to Spider-Man dies,
Copy !req
1425. saving a kid from falling rubble
during a battle with an archnemesis.
Copy !req
1426. Captain Stacy.
Copy !req
1427. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1428. No.
Copy !req
1429. That happened to you?
Copy !req
1430. And me.
Copy !req
1431. Ey. What of it?
Copy !req
1432. That's how the story is supposed to go.
Copy !req
1433. Canon events are the connections
that bind our lives together.
Copy !req
1434. But those connections can be broken.
Copy !req
1435. That's why anomalies are so dangerous.
Copy !req
1436. Inspector Singh's death was a canon event.
Copy !req
1437. You weren't supposed to be there.
Copy !req
1438. And you weren't supposed to save him.
Copy !req
1439. - That's why Gwen tried to stop you.
- Miles!
Copy !req
1440. I thought you were trying to save me.
Copy !req
1441. I was. I...
Copy !req
1442. I was doing both.
Copy !req
1443. And now, Miles,
because you changed the story,
Copy !req
1444. Pavitr's dimension is unravelling.
Copy !req
1445. If we're lucky, we can stop it.
Copy !req
1446. We haven't always been lucky.
Copy !req
1447. That wasn't me. That was the Spot.
Copy !req
1448. It's what happens
when you break the canon.
Copy !req
1449. How do you know?
Copy !req
1450. Because I broke it once myself.
Copy !req
1451. I found a world where I had a family.
Copy !req
1452. Where I was happy.
Copy !req
1453. At least, a version of me was.
Copy !req
1454. And that version of myself was killed.
Copy !req
1455. So I replaced him.
Copy !req
1456. I thought it was harmless.
Copy !req
1457. But I was wrong.
Copy !req
1458. Daddy? Dad.
Copy !req
1459. Daddy, no!
Copy !req
1460. Isn't that right, Peter?
Copy !req
1461. Yeah.
Copy !req
1462. You break enough canon,
save enough captains...
Copy !req
1463. and we could lose everything.
Copy !req
1464. My dad is about to be captain.
Copy !req
1465. No.
Copy !req
1466. I'm gonna take everything from you...
Copy !req
1467. - like you took everything from me.
- I'm coming!
Copy !req
1468. Spot does it.
Copy !req
1469. He kills him.
Copy !req
1470. When does it happen?
Copy !req
1471. - When does it happen?
- In two days.
Copy !req
1472. When he's sworn in.
Copy !req
1473. That's what the model says.
Copy !req
1474. I'm sorry, Miles.
Copy !req
1475. Send me home.
Copy !req
1476. I can't do that. Not now.
Copy !req
1477. What am I supposed to do?
Just let him die?
Copy !req
1478. What about your dad?
Copy !req
1479. He's a captain, right?
Copy !req
1480. Yeah.
Copy !req
1481. And that's it?
Copy !req
1482. You aren't gonna do anything about it?
Copy !req
1483. Okay, what about Uncle Ben?
Copy !req
1484. That have been okay if you knew
and you just let it play out?
Copy !req
1485. If not for Uncle Ben,
Copy !req
1486. most of us wouldn't be here, Miles.
Copy !req
1487. And all the good we did, it...
Copy !req
1488. It wouldn't have been done.
Copy !req
1489. So we're just supposed to let people die
Copy !req
1490. because some algorithm says that
that's supposed to happen?
Copy !req
1491. You realise how messed up
that sounds, right?
Copy !req
1492. You have a choice
between saving one person
Copy !req
1493. and saving an entire world.
Copy !req
1494. Every world.
Copy !req
1495. I can do both. Spider-Man always—
Copy !req
1496. Not always.
Copy !req
1497. Miles, we all want to live the life
we wish we had.
Copy !req
1498. Believe me, I have tried.
Copy !req
1499. And the harder I tried,
the more damage I did.
Copy !req
1500. You can't have it all, kid.
Copy !req
1501. Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice.
Copy !req
1502. That's the job.
Copy !req
1503. That's what you signed up for.
Copy !req
1504. Miles.
Copy !req
1505. Peni?
Copy !req
1506. What is this?
Copy !req
1507. Is this is an intervention or something?
Copy !req
1508. We know it's hard.
Copy !req
1509. But it's the truth, Miles.
Copy !req
1510. Is that why you're here?
To let me down easy?
Copy !req
1511. It worked last time,
why not run it back, huh?
Copy !req
1512. - Hey, hold on. Hold on.
- You were right, Gwen.
Copy !req
1513. - You should've never come to see me.
- Kid, look at—
Copy !req
1514. Stop calling me that.
Copy !req
1515. - There we go.
- Hobie, not helping.
Copy !req
1516. - Good.
- Miles, please understand.
Copy !req
1517. You can't ask me not to save my father.
Copy !req
1518. I'm not asking.
Copy !req
1519. Just give him a second, please.
Copy !req
1520. - This is a great look.
- Don't! Stop it!
Copy !req
1521. If we let him leave, he'll only do
more damage. We both know that.
Copy !req
1522. Little man. Peter Pan. Palms.
Copy !req
1523. Just need to hold you a few days.
Sorry it had to end like this, kid.
Copy !req
1524. I said not to call me that!
Copy !req
1525. - Miles!
Copy !req
1526. All right.
Copy !req
1527. I'm sorry for doing this.
This is bad parenting.
Copy !req
1528. Just for the record, I quit.
Copy !req
1529. - Huh?
- Uh...
Copy !req
1530. All stations,
Copy !req
1531. drop what you're doing
and stop Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1532. - You?
- You?
Copy !req
1533. - Me?
- Me?
Copy !req
1534. Miles! Miles Morales!
He's entering Sector 4!
Copy !req
1535. - Is that him?
- Do I, uh, have web on my face?
Copy !req
1536. What's the deal?
Copy !req
1537. Miles! He's right there. He's right in—
Copy !req
1538. - Turn around!
- I don't see anything, boss.
Copy !req
1539. Can this day get any damn weirder?
Copy !req
1540. Wow! I guess it can.
Copy !req
1541. - Whoa!
- Sorry!
Copy !req
1542. And then I looked at my uncle, and...
Copy !req
1543. Uh, let me guess. He died?
Copy !req
1544. Whoa!
Copy !req
1545. On the count of three, draw.
Copy !req
1546. One— You didn't wait for three!
Copy !req
1547. Hey, Miguel!
Copy !req
1548. Can you take a photo of this?
It's her first chase.
Copy !req
1549. Boo.
Copy !req
1550. - Miles?
- Hi.
Copy !req
1551. - I'm a huge fan of your work.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
1552. Do you think Spider-People too often use
comedy as a crutch?
Copy !req
1553. - Uh...
- Get it? "Crutch"?
Copy !req
1554. - I can do anything he can.
Copy !req
1555. Oh, dang, I pulled something.
Copy !req
1556. - Hello, Peter.
Copy !req
1557. Meow!
Copy !req
1558. There's nowhere to run.
Copy !req
1559. My bad, everybody.
There was somewhere to run.
Copy !req
1560. - Stop running!
- Then stop chasing me!
Copy !req
1561. You're so frustrating.
Copy !req
1562. I know he's your friend,
but it's the only way.
Copy !req
1563. - But my gut says—
- Then use your head.
Copy !req
1564. I've got you trapped
in my well-defined musculature.
Copy !req
1565. So don't even—
Copy !req
1566. Miles.
Copy !req
1567. - No, no. Let me go.
- It is crazy to run.
Copy !req
1568. Running is the least crazy thing going on.
Copy !req
1569. - Look, I feel bad.
- Good!
Copy !req
1570. But this is just how stuff works.
You're not gonna win here.
Copy !req
1571. Just wait, don't move.
Stop moving so fast.
Copy !req
1572. No!
Copy !req
1573. - Do you wanna hold my baby?
- What?
Copy !req
1574. Would you just give the baby one squeeze
and then we'll talk?
Copy !req
1575. I think it's gonna change our vibe.
It's very rejuvenating.
Copy !req
1576. I'm plenty juvenated.
Copy !req
1577. You'll get more so when you go
chest-to-chest with this magical child.
Copy !req
1578. You don't get to have
a heartfelt conversation with me.
Copy !req
1579. Just hold the baby,
we'll see what happens!
Copy !req
1580. You're the reason I had her, okay?
Copy !req
1581. I thought that if I did
a decent job raising her,
Copy !req
1582. then there was a chance
she was gonna turn out like you.
Copy !req
1583. And that got me excited
because you are a wonderful person.
Copy !req
1584. - And I like being around you.
Copy !req
1585. Then why didn't you come see me?
Copy !req
1586. Bec—
Copy !req
1587. I couldn't.
Copy !req
1588. I wanted to be with you guys so badly.
Copy !req
1589. But this thing
isn't what I thought it was.
Copy !req
1590. Look, bad things are gonna happen.
Copy !req
1591. It makes us who we are.
Copy !req
1592. But good things happen too, you know?
Copy !req
1593. Like you happened.
Copy !req
1594. And she happened.
Copy !req
1595. Hey, I don't...
Copy !req
1596. And you are so bad at holding a baby.
Copy !req
1597. - We got your location, Peter.
- Wait, wait. No, no!
Copy !req
1598. You do not have my location. Over.
Copy !req
1599. Send everyone.
Copy !req
1600. No, no, no, Miles, I didn't know.
I promise you.
Copy !req
1601. Please, man, let's talk about this.
Copy !req
1602. We did.
Copy !req
1603. Good talk.
Copy !req
1604. Get him!
Copy !req
1605. Miles!
Copy !req
1606. - Where does he think he's going?
- Don't think he planned this out.
Copy !req
1607. If I hadn't said it before, by the way,
Copy !req
1608. you're a terrible mentor.
Copy !req
1609. He did just beat you,
so I'm not a terrible mentor.
Copy !req
1610. You're both equally terrible.
Does that settle it?
Copy !req
1611. Stop pretending
you know where you're going!
Copy !req
1612. Oh, I have a plan.
I just haven't told you yet.
Copy !req
1613. - Departing for the moon.
- That's not good.
Copy !req
1614. What are those, claws?
Copy !req
1615. Dude, are you sure you're even Spider-Man?
Copy !req
1616. Are you?
Copy !req
1617. Who do you think you are? Really?
Copy !req
1618. My name is Miles Morales.
Copy !req
1619. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Copy !req
1620. And I'm pretty sure
you know the rest, jerk!
Copy !req
1621. Hey. What's up, man?
Copy !req
1622. You don't get it. You're an anomaly.
Copy !req
1623. Not if you let me go home.
Copy !req
1624. Snitch!
Copy !req
1625. Everywhere you go, you're an anomaly.
Copy !req
1626. You're the original anomaly.
Copy !req
1627. Miguel!
Copy !req
1628. The spider that gave you
your powers wasn't from your dimension.
Copy !req
1629. It was never supposed to bite you.
Copy !req
1630. Miguel, don't!
Copy !req
1631. There's a world out there
with no Spider-Man to protect them
Copy !req
1632. - because it bit you instead.
- No.
Copy !req
1633. You're not supposed to be Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1634. No! You're lying. I'm Spider-Man!
Copy !req
1635. You're a mistake!
Copy !req
1636. If you hadn't been bit,
your Peter Parker would have lived.
Copy !req
1637. Instead, he died saving you.
Copy !req
1638. He would've stopped the collider
before it ever went off.
Copy !req
1639. Spot wouldn't exist.
Copy !req
1640. - And none of this would've happened.
- Peter.
Copy !req
1641. And all this time, I have been
the only one holding it all together.
Copy !req
1642. - Miguel, go easy on him!
- You don't belong here.
Copy !req
1643. You never did.
Copy !req
1644. Let me go.
Copy !req
1645. - Miguel, that's enough.
- This isn't what we talked about.
Copy !req
1646. You talked about this?
Copy !req
1647. You knew?
Copy !req
1648. You all knew?
Copy !req
1649. I didn't know...
Copy !req
1650. how to tell you.
Copy !req
1651. That's why you never came to see me.
Copy !req
1652. - Miles, it's for your own good.
- Who decides that?
Copy !req
1653. I'm not a kid, Gwen.
Copy !req
1654. That's exactly what you are.
Copy !req
1655. You're just a kid
who has no idea what he's doing!
Copy !req
1656. Yeah, well,
Copy !req
1657. I did lure hundreds of Spider-People
away from your little clubhouse.
Copy !req
1658. What?
Copy !req
1659. I guess he did plan this out.
Copy !req
1660. And I'm about to do this.
Copy !req
1661. Everyone keeps telling me
how my story is supposed to go.
Copy !req
1662. Nah.
Copy !req
1663. I'm gonna do my own thing.
Copy !req
1664. Goodbye, Gwen.
Copy !req
1665. Miles!
Copy !req
1666. I taught him how to do that,
Copy !req
1667. so I gotta be a pretty good mentor
to pull that off.
Copy !req
1668. Nope. No. Uh-uh.
Copy !req
1669. That's kind of cute. Oh, no. Mm-mm.
Copy !req
1670. Been there. Done that.
Copy !req
1671. - Huh?
Copy !req
1672. Initialising Go Home Machine.
Copy !req
1673. Dimensional signature identified.
Copy !req
1674. Come on.
Copy !req
1675. No. No.
Copy !req
1676. - Oh, no.
- No.
Copy !req
1677. What's happening?
Copy !req
1678. The machine activated on its own.
Copy !req
1679. - How is that possible?
- It isn't.
Copy !req
1680. It's not possible
for the accelerator protocol
Copy !req
1681. to engage without entering a sequence key.
Copy !req
1682. - Okay. Which...?
- Which it's doing right now.
Copy !req
1683. - How about this?
- No.
Copy !req
1684. - How about now?
- You're getting in the way.
Copy !req
1685. Stop him! Now!
Copy !req
1686. What does it look like I'm trying to do?
Copy !req
1687. Do something.
Copy !req
1688. Now!
Copy !req
1689. Miguel.
Copy !req
1690. Miguel, stop!
Copy !req
1691. No!
Copy !req
1692. Okay. Enough.
It's not the console's fault.
Copy !req
1693. All he had to do was listen!
Copy !req
1694. - Why didn't he listen?
- Maybe you weren't hard enough.
Copy !req
1695. - Gwen, don't do it.
- You let him go.
Copy !req
1696. - Me?
- You didn't catch him, Gwen.
Copy !req
1697. - Okay, let's all just take a breath.
- Peter, you wanna back me up?
Copy !req
1698. Well, okay, Miguel, as a father
of a daughter and the son of a mother—
Copy !req
1699. - Yeah, actually, stop talking.
- Okay, duly noted.
Copy !req
1700. Let me just talk to him.
Copy !req
1701. We tried that.
Copy !req
1702. - He's my friend.
- Yeah. And that's the problem.
Copy !req
1703. Do you know for certain
what happens if he breaks the canon?
Copy !req
1704. Do you wanna find out?
I told you she was a liability.
Copy !req
1705. You're wrong.
Copy !req
1706. Jess, tell him he's wrong.
Copy !req
1707. He's not.
Copy !req
1708. Are you serious right now?
Copy !req
1709. I told you.
You let him get away, I can't help you.
Copy !req
1710. I'm not coming.
Copy !req
1711. You're right.
Copy !req
1712. What...?
Copy !req
1713. What the hell?
Copy !req
1714. Go home, Gwen.
Copy !req
1715. We are supposed to be the good guys.
Copy !req
1716. We are.
Copy !req
1717. We are.
Copy !req
1718. Jess, Ben. Come with me.
Copy !req
1719. Hell, yeah.
Copy !req
1720. And somebody catch Spot.
Copy !req
1721. Yeah. Sorry.
I gotta get her down for her nap.
Copy !req
1722. Not you. I've had the right amount of you.
Copy !req
1723. Hey, hon.
Copy !req
1724. How was work?
Copy !req
1725. I don't know.
Copy !req
1726. Peter? Did you bring our baby
to another fight?
Copy !req
1727. Did I bring our ba—? No. No, no.
Copy !req
1728. 'Cause you asked me not to.
So I didn't. I wouldn't.
Copy !req
1729. Access denied. Access denied.
Copy !req
1730. You think I'll be any good at this?
Copy !req
1731. You're asking that now?
Copy !req
1732. There's no playbook
for raising someone like her...
Copy !req
1733. or being someone like you.
Copy !req
1734. You just gotta make
the right adjustments at half-time.
Copy !req
1735. - That's a sports metaphor, by the way.
- I understand.
Copy !req
1736. Sorry. You were just such a nerd
in high school. I figured—
Copy !req
1737. But I have watched sports.
Copy !req
1738. - Okay, champ.
- Unbelievable.
Copy !req
1739. Wanna go easy on the penguin?
Copy !req
1740. Would you just...?
Copy !req
1741. You gonna even look at me?
Copy !req
1742. What? What is that?
Copy !req
1743. I'm looking at you. Like you asked.
Copy !req
1744. You look skinny.
Copy !req
1745. Where have you been?
Copy !req
1746. Just been, uh,
out murdering all my friends.
Copy !req
1747. Oh, that's funny, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Copy !req
1748. - Where are you going?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1749. You're a good cop, Dad.
Copy !req
1750. You put on that badge
because you know if you don't,
Copy !req
1751. someone who shouldn't will.
Copy !req
1752. But you have to understand,
Copy !req
1753. this mask is my badge.
Copy !req
1754. And I'm trying to be good too.
Copy !req
1755. I was trying so hard
Copy !req
1756. to wear this thing
the way you would want...
Copy !req
1757. and I didn't.
Copy !req
1758. I didn't.
Copy !req
1759. I can do all these things, but I can't
help the people I love the most.
Copy !req
1760. And they can only know half of who I am.
Copy !req
1761. So I'm completely on my own.
Copy !req
1762. And now I don't even know
what the right thing is anymore.
Copy !req
1763. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
But I know...
Copy !req
1764. I can't lose one more friend.
Copy !req
1765. Gwen, I always taught you
to do it by the book.
Copy !req
1766. And how did that work out?
Copy !req
1767. - I took an oath.
- Then arrest me, Dad.
Copy !req
1768. - Get it over with.
- I... I can't.
Copy !req
1769. Why not?
Copy !req
1770. Because I quit.
Copy !req
1771. When?
Copy !req
1772. About halfway through your big speech.
Copy !req
1773. You're...
Copy !req
1774. Wait a minute,
you're not gonna be captain?
Copy !req
1775. That means...
Copy !req
1776. My job, being captain,
Copy !req
1777. this whole thing doesn't matter anymore.
Copy !req
1778. You're the best thing I've ever done.
Copy !req
1779. - It was a good speech, huh?
- No wonder you got an A in English.
Copy !req
1780. B. I got a B-plus.
Copy !req
1781. Missed a few classes.
Copy !req
1782. I don't know what it is you gotta do...
Copy !req
1783. but I think
that this thing is supposed to help.
Copy !req
1784. The guy who left it was
a real piece of work.
Copy !req
1785. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1786. Promise.
Copy !req
1787. Parenting stuff is...
Copy !req
1788. a big-ass mystery.
Copy !req
1789. You're a mistake!
Copy !req
1790. If you hadn't been bit,
your Peter Parker would have lived.
Copy !req
1791. And none of this would've happened.
Copy !req
1792. Miles, the hardest thing about this job
Copy !req
1793. is you can't always save everybody.
Copy !req
1794. I'll make you pay
for everything you took away from me.
Copy !req
1795. You have a choice
between saving one person
Copy !req
1796. and saving an entire world.
Copy !req
1797. I can do both. Spider-Man always—
Copy !req
1798. Not always.
Copy !req
1799. Whatever you're gonna do out there,
don't get lost.
Copy !req
1800. - Bad things are gonna happen.
- I didn't know how to tell you.
Copy !req
1801. You were never supposed
to be Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1802. Keep going.
Copy !req
1803. Did you check your locations?
Copy !req
1804. - Yes, Dad.
- No sign of him.
Copy !req
1805. LYLA, would you send everyone out?
Anywhere. Anywhere he might be.
Copy !req
1806. Congrats, captain.
Copy !req
1807. "Captain"? You can't call me that
until I'm sworn in.
Copy !req
1808. We're all proud of you. See you, jefe.
Copy !req
1809. Perfect pose.
Copy !req
1810. Possible disturbance in the alley.
Better go check it out.
Copy !req
1811. Now I'm here in the alley.
There's something unusual happening.
Copy !req
1812. Looking at the walls. Those are normal.
Copy !req
1813. But there's something in front of me.
Copy !req
1814. I made it.
Copy !req
1815. I'm home.
Copy !req
1816. - Miles?
Copy !req
1817. Is now a bad time?
Copy !req
1818. - Am I too late?
- What'd you do to your hair?
Copy !req
1819. Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay.
Copy !req
1820. I'm okay.
Copy !req
1821. You were right.
You were right about everything.
Copy !req
1822. Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Copy !req
1823. - What am I right about?
- I saw all these amazing places
Copy !req
1824. and met all these amazing people, but...
Copy !req
1825. But they didn't want me.
Copy !req
1826. I kept thinking about what you said.
Copy !req
1827. And I let them have it, Mom.
Copy !req
1828. I beat them all.
Copy !req
1829. I know how strong I am now.
Copy !req
1830. I'm strong because of you.
Copy !req
1831. And Dad.
Copy !req
1832. And us.
Copy !req
1833. Mom.
Copy !req
1834. There's something coming for us.
Copy !req
1835. Something...
Copy !req
1836. Something terrible.
Copy !req
1837. Miles, you're talking crazy.
What's going on?
Copy !req
1838. His name is Spot. He's my nemesis.
Copy !req
1839. And I'm gonna stop him.
Copy !req
1840. I know you know I've been lying to you.
Copy !req
1841. It's because I thought if you knew...
Copy !req
1842. you wouldn't love me the same.
Copy !req
1843. And then I went out there and...
Copy !req
1844. And now...
Copy !req
1845. I'm not afraid of anything.
Copy !req
1846. What do you wanna tell me?
Copy !req
1847. Promise nothing's gonna change.
Copy !req
1848. - Papá, I will always love you.
- You gotta promise.
Copy !req
1849. Always. I don't care what you say.
Copy !req
1850. Do ¿me entiendes?
Copy !req
1851. Mom.
Copy !req
1852. I'm...
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1853. I'm Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1854. Who's Spider-Man?
Copy !req
1855. The superhero? He got bit by a spider?
Copy !req
1856. Gave him spider powers?
Copy !req
1857. He's me?
Copy !req
1858. Is this where you dress up
like your favourite character for...?
Copy !req
1859. What's it called? Comics-Con?
Copy !req
1860. I don't know what that is.
Copy !req
1861. You really had me going there. Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1862. Why don't you have eight arms?
Copy !req
1863. - Um...
- Do you push silk out of your culito?
Copy !req
1864. - I had a nightmare about that, but no.
- Are you sure you woke up?
Copy !req
1865. Mom, stop playing around. This is serious.
Copy !req
1866. Dad worked with Spider-Man.
Copy !req
1867. He didn't realise Spider-Man was me
at the time, but...
Copy !req
1868. - I wish Dad was here to explain.
- Miles, please.
Copy !req
1869. I got you to take care of,
I got me to take care of, so help me out.
Copy !req
1870. Mom, hold on, hold on. I need to talk—
Copy !req
1871. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1872. He's in the wrong universe.
Copy !req
1873. The spider that gave you
your powers wasn't from your dimension.
Copy !req
1874. - Forty-two.
- Its home dimension.
Copy !req
1875. Dimensional signature identified.
Copy !req
1876. That machine...
Copy !req
1877. didn't send me home.
Copy !req
1878. Uncle Aaron?
Copy !req
1879. Hey.
Copy !req
1880. You okay?
Copy !req
1881. I missed you so much.
Copy !req
1882. Okay. All right, then.
Copy !req
1883. - Whoa, you took your braids out?
- Uh...
Copy !req
1884. - On purpose?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1885. Yeah, I'm still getting used to it?
Copy !req
1886. They gave me more hours at the hospital,
so next month I swear I'll pay you back.
Copy !req
1887. Stop. Come on. We family.
Copy !req
1888. Thanks.
Copy !req
1889. - Hey, honey, how you doing?
- Hey. How'd it go with Miles?
Copy !req
1890. - You know how you grounded him?
- Mm-hm.
Copy !req
1891. - I ungrounded him.
- You what?
Copy !req
1892. A little. I mean, how much trouble
could he get into, right?
Copy !req
1893. - A lot of trouble!
- I don't wanna think about it.
Copy !req
1894. Oh, Miles, I have to work
an overnight tonight.
Copy !req
1895. - Here's the grocery list.
- I'll make sure he gets these done.
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1896. All right, we gotta roll.
Copy !req
1897. Security switches out at 6.
That's the window, right?
Copy !req
1898. Right. Yeah.
Copy !req
1899. I'm following you in what you are saying.
Copy !req
1900. You all right?
Copy !req
1901. I have a cold.
Copy !req
1902. Come on, man.
Copy !req
1903. Hey, you sure you got the plan?
Copy !req
1904. Yeah, but maybe we should
go over it one more time,
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1905. just to make sure there's no...
Copy !req
1906. problems.
Copy !req
1907. There's no Spider-Man here.
Copy !req
1908. I'm sorry, baby,
but you did unilaterally unground him.
Copy !req
1909. Jeff...
Copy !req
1910. I just worry about him getting
mixed up with the wrong people, okay?
Copy !req
1911. This is probably that girl.
Copy !req
1912. What is he even thinking, being with her?
Copy !req
1913. I have some ideas.
Copy !req
1914. - Baby, you're really not helping.
- You saw the way he lit up around her.
Copy !req
1915. I just hope she doesn't get him hurt.
Copy !req
1916. I mean, am I responsible for this?
Copy !req
1917. - No, no.
- Maybe it's all my fault.
Copy !req
1918. Come on, papá, you're a great dad.
This is hard.
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1919. This is hard.
Copy !req
1920. It's like we got a whole new kid
who just wants to grow up so fast.
Copy !req
1921. And maybe we gotta grow up too.
Copy !req
1922. A little bit.
Copy !req
1923. Maybe we just gotta let him
spread his wings, man.
Copy !req
1924. "Man"?
Copy !req
1925. It's not your fault.
Copy !req
1926. It's mine.
Copy !req
1927. Oh, come on.
What the heck are you doing here?
Copy !req
1928. Oh, uh, his window was open so I came in.
Copy !req
1929. Because that's normal to do.
Copy !req
1930. I wanna talk to your parents.
Copy !req
1931. Right. My, uh, dad's kind of hard
to get on the horn.
Copy !req
1932. Oh, really? What does he do? Deal drugs?
Copy !req
1933. He's a cop.
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1934. Statement withdrawn.
Copy !req
1935. I'm gonna call the station.
Copy !req
1936. I don't think he's there.
Or anywhere around here.
Copy !req
1937. - That's his jacket, emo. Where's Miles?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1938. You don't know?
What do you mean, you don't know?
Copy !req
1939. Yeah, um, I'll leave.
Copy !req
1940. Where do you think you're going,
young lady?
Copy !req
1941. I'm going to find him.
Copy !req
1942. I don't know where, exactly.
Copy !req
1943. But I know where to start.
Copy !req
1944. One thing I learned from Miles:
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1945. It's all possible.
Copy !req
1946. He loves you more
than you could ever imagine.
Copy !req
1947. I've seen it.
Copy !req
1948. If you do find him...
Copy !req
1949. tell him five months.
Copy !req
1950. And tell him we love him.
Copy !req
1951. You got it.
Copy !req
1952. Uncle Aaron?
Copy !req
1953. Wait, wait.
Copy !req
1954. Listen to me. Okay, look.
Copy !req
1955. You don't understand. I'm not from here.
Copy !req
1956. Listen, okay?
This machine sent me here by mistake.
Copy !req
1957. Wait, wait, wait. Please. Please.
Copy !req
1958. Uncle Aaron, wait, wait, wait.
Uncle Aaron!
Copy !req
1959. Please. Uncle Aaron?
Copy !req
1960. Just hear me out.
Copy !req
1961. I was bit by a spider that gave me powers.
Copy !req
1962. It wasn't supposed to bite me.
It was supposed to bite someone else.
Copy !req
1963. Someone from here.
Copy !req
1964. I don't belong here. I need to go home.
Copy !req
1965. Okay?
Copy !req
1966. I have an Uncle Aaron too. I had one.
Copy !req
1967. - He was a bad guy called the Prowler.
Copy !req
1968. He looked out for me.
Copy !req
1969. He did a lot of bad things, but...
Copy !req
1970. I knew he wanted to be good.
Copy !req
1971. He just didn't know he had a choice,
but you do.
Copy !req
1972. You can be a good guy.
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1973. "A good guy"?
Copy !req
1974. Please. Trust me.
I know you don't wanna be the Prowler.
Copy !req
1975. I'm not.
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1976. Mayor Manfredi
has extended New York's mandatory curfew
Copy !req
1977. as the so-called Sinister Six cartels
battle for control on the streets.
Copy !req
1978. Is nobody gonna try and stop them?
Copy !req
1979. Your dad is still alive?
Copy !req
1980. What?
Copy !req
1981. Your father.
Copy !req
1982. You said he's still alive.
Copy !req
1983. Yeah.
Copy !req
1984. Who are you?
Copy !req
1985. I'm Miles Morales.
Copy !req
1986. But you...
Copy !req
1987. You can call me the Prowler.
Copy !req
1988. If I don't get home...
Copy !req
1989. our dad is gonna die.
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1990. Your dad.
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1991. Please.
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1992. You have to let me go.
Copy !req
1993. Why would I do that?
Copy !req
1994. Don't tell Mom.
Copy !req
1995. I never found the right band to join.
Copy !req
1996. So I started my own.
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1997. With a few old friends.
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1998. You want in?
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