1. It's down there, isn't it?
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2. It's down there, I think.
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3. Let me see what it says. What's it say?
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4. What's this say? "Peggy Street."
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5. Miss... Mrs. Wilkinson.
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6. Mr. Cleg, I presume.
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7. I'm Mrs. Wilkinson.
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8. Come in. We've been expecting you.
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9. Wait here, Mr. Cleg,
while I fetch me keys.
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10. Good evening to you, sir.
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11. You're familiar with the scorpion,
I take it?
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12. - No. No.
- Not from Africa, then?
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13. I had you down as an old Africa hand.
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14. No.
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15. Africa.
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16. Now, there's a dark continent for you.
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17. I knew a man once who had been told
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18. never to go barefoot,
because of the scorpion.
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19. Getting acquainted with the residents,
Mr. Cleg?
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20. Good. This is Terrence.
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21. But I'm afraid we are not to be trusted.
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22. Are we, Terrence? Now
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23. let's get you upstairs
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24. and out of those wet things.
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25. Got out of bed in the middle of the night,
put his shoes on...
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26. Put his shoes on
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27. stung by a scorpion
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28. sleeping in one of the toe caps.
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29. Died in agony. Seventeen hours.
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30. Take these, Mr. Cleg.
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31. Come on.
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32. Your room, Mr. Cleg.
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33. What, not undressed yet?
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34. Here.
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35. Very well, then, Mr. Cleg.
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36. I'll leave you to your own devices.
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37. Kitchener Street.
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38. Spleen Street.
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39. Omdurman close.
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40. The allotments
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41. by the railway... By the railway,
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42. and down the canal.
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43. And down the canal.
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44. Kitchener Street.
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45. My mum.
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46. Wakey, wakey, Mr. Cleg.
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47. Not in bed, please.
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48. I trust you slept well, sir.
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49. The bedding in this house
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50. has a curious character.
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51. But one does grow
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52. used to it after just a few years.
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53. [... I will not.
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54. I will not be here that long.
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55. Nor did I expect to be,
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56. but it is a loud world,
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57. and this is an island.
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58. But an island, sir,
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59. ruled by a tyrant queen
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60. who has the power
to send any one of us
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61. back to where we came from.
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62. The asylum, I mean.
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63. Terrence, waxing already?
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64. Perhaps you'd share your thoughts
with me sometime.
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65. Mr. Cleg.
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66. How many shirts are you wearing?
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67. One, two, three, four!
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68. Now, really, is this absolutely necessary?
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69. Oh, indeed it is, madam.
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70. Clothes maketh the man.
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71. And
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72. the less there is of the man,
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73. the more the need for the clothes.
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74. My mum...
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75. Mummy!
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76. Brilliant.
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77. It's the
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78. wing of... Wing of a sea gull.
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79. It.
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80. Could have gone nowhere else.
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81. Are you making progress?
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82. - What you doing?
- Making something.
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83. Making something.
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84. Aren't you clever?
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85. - You're so good with your hands.
- It's for you.
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86. It's for you. It's for you.
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87. Now...
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88. Run down the Dog.
There's a good boy.
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89. Tell your father
his dinner's on the table.
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90. - It's not on the table.
- It's not on the table.
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91. Well, it will be by the time
you get him out of that pub.
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92. Don't go out the front.
I just done them steps.
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93. - Who's this, then?
- Handsome little fella, ain't you?
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94. - I've come for me dad.
- Not here, is he?
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95. You showed him!
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96. I can't believe she done that.
Look at his little face.
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97. Bless him.
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98. Leave him alone.
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99. - Evening, Bill.
- Evening, Ernie.
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100. - The usual?
- Yeah. Cheers, mate.
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101. Dad.
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102. Dad.
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103. Dad.
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104. Dad.
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105. Now, don't you say a word.
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106. Well
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107. it was different when I was a girl.
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108. We lived out in the country then.
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109. Essex.
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110. I remember how I'd go
across the fields in the morning,
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111. and I'd see the webs in the trees.
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112. Like clouds of muslin, they were.
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113. What, spiders' webs?
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114. - Spiders' webs.
- Of course spiders' webs.
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115. Who else makes webs?
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116. And then, when I got close.
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117. I'd see that there wasn't muslin at all.
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118. They were wheels.
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119. - Great big shining wheels.
- Great big shining wheels.
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120. - And you know what else?
- What?
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121. If you knew where to look
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122. you could find the spider's egg bags.
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123. Perfect little things, they were.
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124. Tiny little silk pockets she made,
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125. to put her eggs in.
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126. What happened to her
after she laid her eggs?
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127. You like this bit, don't you?
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128. She just crawled away
without looking back once.
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129. And then she died?
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130. Her work was done.
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131. She had no more silk left.
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132. She was all dried up and empty.
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133. Dried up and...
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134. You ready, then?
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135. As ready as I'll ever be.
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136. And you, you guard the house,
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137. all right?
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138. We'll do that later. Come on.
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139. That's nice, Billy.
Let's go have a drink now.
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140. Evening, Bill.
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141. What will you have, then?
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142. Gin and orange for me, Billy.
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143. - Evening, Bill.
- Evening, Ernie.
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144. Pint of bitter, please,
and a gin and orange for the missus.
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145. Gin and orange.
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146. I've seen more meat
on a butcher's apron.
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147. Nice froth, that.
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148. He started having a Sherman, right?
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149. I says to him, "If that's the best you
can do, you wanna take that up west."
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150. "See what smart people have to say
about it." Getting an eyeful, are you?
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151. It's that fat tart Yvonne Wilkinson.
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152. - Cheers, Ernie.
- Cheers.
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153. Fat tart
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154. Yvonne Wilkinson.
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155. Gin and orange.
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156. Don't drink so fast, Bill.
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157. Fancy another one?
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158. No, I'm not ready for another one yet.
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159. Turns to me and says,
"Nora, no rush."
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160. So the man comes to Nora.
She's into him right away.
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161. Next thing, she's got half
of London dock all over her.
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162. She's standing there, laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" I said.
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163. I'm drying me self off, like.
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164. "I'm with you," she says. "Look at him.
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165. More like Tom Thumb."
"Tom Thumb?" I says.
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166. "What about...? What about Tiny Tim?"
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167. How we laughed.
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168. Now his dad, that's another story.
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169. He was a right little towel rag.
I won't let him near me.
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170. He told me he's there.
I says... I says:
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171. "I'll get the decorators in,
know what I mean?"
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172. Yvonne Wilkinson.
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173. She made the first move.
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174. Oh, for God's sake, stop crying!
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175. It was your own fault.
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176. Inside now!
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177. You big baby.
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178. Yes?
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179. - Plumber.
- What?
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180. I'm the plumber. I believe you've
got trouble with your pipes.
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181. Yve! Plumber!
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182. Don't tread on the cats.
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183. It's in there.
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184. Is that the plumber?
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185. Hello, Yvonne.
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186. Hear that? We get that all day.
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187. All bloody day.
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188. - Don't we, Nora?
- All bloody day.
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190. We got air. Bad air.
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191. Bad air.
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193. It's coming from your lavatory, isn't it?
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195. Shocking, the state of the plumbing
in this place.
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196. You gonna do me pipes or what?
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197. I had a letter from
that Sophia Loren this morning.
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198. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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199. What she want, then?
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200. The usual thing.
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201. - What? The old... You know.
- Exactly right.
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202. They're all the same.
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203. All the same.
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204. Still, you know,
what can you expect, really?
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205. Mind you, them Frenchies
know a thing or two.
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206. I should say.
I knew a Frenchie once with three tits.
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207. - Get away.
- I swear to God.
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208. One here, one here and one here.
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209. Well, you do surprise me.
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210. - Lovely girl. Come from Manchester.
- You said a Frenchie.
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211. Well, that was a different one, you know.
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212. My mother had three tits.
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214. She did like a sailor.
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215. She loved a sailor, my mom.
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216. - Down to me that was.
- How's that, then?
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219. has it off with a sailor.
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220. Well, you smoke all the time.
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221. - That's what I'm saying.
- Oh.
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222. Hello, plumber.
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224. No, don't tell me.
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225. Bill.
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226. Always been one of my favorites.
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227. I had a cat called Bill once.
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228. Nippy out, eh? Glad I got me fur.
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229. Do you like my fur?
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230. I got it at the market, didn't 1?
Secondhand.
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231. Still, what isn't these days?
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233. But you don't mind that, do you, Bill?
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234. You probably like that, don't you?
A bit of secondhand?
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235. Lovely job you did on them pipes.
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237. Smell didn't go away, though.
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238. All right, plumber.
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241. I'll do you.
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242. - Do you like that?
- Yeah.
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243. What's this?
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244. Oh, plumber.
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245. Hurry up, Bill. I'm bloody freezing.
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246. I'm stopping here for a bit.
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247. Suit yourself.
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248. I'm going back up to the Dog.
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249. I went down to Salisbury for a drink.
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250. Can't a man go for a drink after his work?
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251. I won't live like this.
I wasn't meant to live like this.
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252. - Yeah, well, it's not my fault.
- Oh, yes, it is.
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254. It's all right, Spider.
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we're just having a talk.
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256. You woke me up.
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257. It's all right now.
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258. We're all coming up to bed now.
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260. Let's go on up.
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261. Look what I've bought.
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262. Think your dad will like it?
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263. Spider?
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266. It doesn't fit.
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267. You will pick it all up, Mr. Cleg.
Every single piece!
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268. Hello?
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269. Yeah, hello?
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270. Gasworks got you, have they?
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271. I'm not surprised. Nasty stuff, gas.
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276. His head was stuck.
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278. Gas.
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279. Gas. I smell gas.
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280. It's gas, isn't it?
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281. I only said it'd be nice
to stay in for a change.
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283. - Wouldn't it, eh, Billy?
- No, it bloody wouldn't.
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285. Bill?
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286. Oh, Spider.
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287. - Large Scotch.
- Coming up.
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288. - She's off.
- Where's she going?
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289. So, plumber
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291. Why don't you, uh...? Why don't you
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292. Down the allotments? When?
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293. Well, I'm heading off now.
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294. Why don't you come down in a bit?
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295. All right, plumber. Don't mind if I do.
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296. All right, plumber. Don't mind if I do.
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297. All right, plumber. Don't mind if I do.
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298. I'm going out, Spider.
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299. I'm gonna meet your father.
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300. Shit! Oh! Ow.
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301. - Are you all right?
- I am now.
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302. - Look at that.
- You took terrible pain right there.
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303. - I've got it. I've got it.
- Take the fucking things off.
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304. - I'm all right.
- You all right?
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305. - I will be in a minute.
- I bet you will.
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306. This way.
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307. You gonna take me right in there?
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308. Gonna take you right in there.
Yeah, I got something to show you.
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309. - Isn't it lovely?
- Home sweet home.
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311. three gin, seven bags of crisps
and 20 Embassy, please.
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312. - What can I get you, dear?
- I'm looking for my husband.
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313. - Hey, she's looking for her husband.
- Who's your husband, dear?
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314. - Bill.
- Bill who?
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315. - Bill Cleg.
- Bill Cleg.
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316. Bill, you're wanted!
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317. - Is he here?
- Not if he's got any sense, he ain't.
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318. Bill Cleg? I don't know him.
Regular, is he?
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319. No...
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320. - Well, at least I don't think so.
- Sorry, dear.
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322. No. Thank you.
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323. He killed her. He killed her.
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324. Out with the old, eh, plumber?
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325. Out with the old, eh, plumber?
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326. Go on, toast me. It's romantic.
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327. Romantic.
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328. - I've gone all bandy.
- Bandy.
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329. What? What?
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330. We don't care!
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331. You'll wake up the neighbors.
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332. They're my neighbors now, aren't they?
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333. - That's right because you're mine now.
- That's right, isn't it?
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334. - Just you and me.
- Oh, Billy.
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335. You bastards!
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336. Bastards!
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337. Keep away, you bastards,
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338. or I'll do the fucking lot of you!
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339. I am not a Spaniard!
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340. Put it down, Freddy.
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341. Come on.
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342. Do us all a favor.
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343. No one said you was a Spaniard.
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344. You bastard!
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345. I'll cut your fucking heart out
with a trowel.
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346. Don't talk to me about nonchalance.
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347. Stay away! Keep away, you bastards,
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348. or I'll skin you alive!
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349. I'm warning youl!
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350. Don't come near me!
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352. on the floor.
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353. See, I found it on the floor.
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354. There it is.
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355. We was worried about that one.
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356. Take your eye out, that would.
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359. Stop.
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360. Kitchener Street.
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361. How does that sound?
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362. We're gonna go to the shops.
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363. We'll get you some food.
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364. I'll just put you in your buggy.
There's a good girl.
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365. Right. Off we go. Let's go.
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368. What are you looking at me like that for?
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369. You really have turned
into a most peculiar boy recently.
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370. No wonder your father's worried about you.
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371. What's the matter with you?
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372. Your toast.
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374. Dripping if you want it.
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375. Your father might be home early today.
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376. Be a bloody wonder
if everything gets done.
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377. You ask yourself, is it worth it?
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378. Yes, it's true we murdered your mother.
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379. Try and think of me as your mother now.
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380. They told me to go back for the giblets,
can you believe it?
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381. Huh.
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382. Murderer.
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383. - What are you saying?
- You're both murderers.
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384. All right. Down in the cellar.
I've had enough of this.
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385. Come here, youl!
Get down in the cellar right now.
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386. Come back here!
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387. And don't bother coming back!
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388. Murderer!
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389. Bloody hell.
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390. - Bloody hell.
- Murderer.
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391. Murderer.
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392. Murderer. You're both murderers.
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395. Dennis?
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396. You all right?
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397. Come on, Dennis.
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398. Come here. I wanna talk to you.
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399. What is the matter with you, Dennis?
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400. Why are you so angry with us?
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401. - You're making your mother very unhappy.
- She's not my mother!
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402. Not this again. Who is she, then?
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403. Who is she, Dennis?
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404. - Who is she?
- She's a tart.
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405. You cheeky monkey.
I should smack your head.
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407. You killed my mum, you murderer!
You bloody murderer!
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410. Are you...? Are you daft?
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411. I don't know where you
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414. When I was your age, I had mates.
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415. Every young lad needs...
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419. Do you think I done her in?
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420. Thank God for that.
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421. All right. Let's go home, then. Come on.
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422. Sorry.
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423. Sorry.
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424. - All right, then?
- All right now.
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426. I went out, and I got something nice
for your supper.
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427. Wakey, wakey.
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428. Wakey, wakey.
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429. Wakey, wakey.
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430. Well, Mr. Cleg?
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431. What are you looking at me like that for?
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432. Say something, Mr. Cleg.
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433. Cat got your tongue?
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434. Someone...
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436. Now.
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437. I'm missing a spare set of keys.
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438. I left them on this table last night,
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439. and when I came down this morning,
they were gone.
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440. Well?
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441. - Mr. Cleg?
- Hm?
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442. What do you know about my spare keys?
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443. A spare set of keys.
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444. Several keys on a ring.
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445. Keys.
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446. Mr. Cleg.
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447. Look at your room, Mr. Cleg!
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448. This filthy thing!
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449. It will come down.
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450. I ask you again, Mr. Cleg,
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451. where are my keys?
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452. Who are you?
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453. Don't play dumb with me, my friend.
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455. Arms out, legs apart.
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456. What a magpie you are.
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457. Where have you hidden them, eh?
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458. Nothing to say to me, Mr. Cleg?
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459. - You all right?
- You hurt my hands.
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460. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
- It's an excuse to give you a cuddle.
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461. Which hand is it? I'll take care of them.
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462. Come on!
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463. It don't work.
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464. Fucking plumbing's off.
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465. You're a plumber.
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466. Fucking toilets don't work.
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468. No, no, no.
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469. For God's sake, somebody help me, please!
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470. For God's sake!
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471. For God's sake.
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472. You did this.
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473. You did this.
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474. You did your mum in.
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475. You killed your mother.
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476. You murdered your mum.
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477. Oh, God.
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478. What have you done?
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479. What have you done?
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480. You ready to come back to us,
then, old son?
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481. You got a smoke?
You got a smoke, John?
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