1. Manatees.Copy !req
2. God's gift to the sea.Copy !req
3. Aren't they hot?Copy !req
4. As much as I love these buxom babes,Copy !req
5. this is not their story.Copy !req
6. This is the legend of Billy Bates
and his Special Needs Revolt.Copy !req
7. My name is Manatee
Lover, and this is our story.Copy !req
8. Well, guys, it's New Year's Eve.Copy !req
9. And of course, we're going to be
celebrating tonight with a big party.Copy !req
10. It should be a blast.Copy !req
11. Yeah.Copy !req
12. I thought it'd be a good ideaCopy !req
13. to start out with our
New Year's resolutions.Copy !req
14. Billy Bates, you've just arrived,Copy !req
15. and we're still getting to know you.Copy !req
16. Would you like to start?Copy !req
17. I don't have any resolutions.Copy !req
18. Sorry, fella.Copy !req
19. It comes with the territory.Copy !req
20. Come on, let it out.Copy !req
21. I didn't sign on for group therapy.Copy !req
22. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
23. Yeah. Come on, come on, Billy.Copy !req
24. I shouldn't even be here.Copy !req
25. You'll need as many allies as
you can find in this group home.Copy !req
26. Fine.Copy !req
27. Ever since I was little,Copy !req
28. I've been bullied about my disability.Copy !req
29. Even by my own Grandma.Copy !req
30. I lived with her since I was a kid.Copy !req
31. Everyone called her Mrs. Bates.Copy !req
32. And she was a lot like
her namesake in Psycho.Copy !req
33. Oh God, there's something in my stomach!Copy !req
34. I can't get it out of my belly!Copy !req
35. I told you not to watch this libtard crap.Copy !req
36. Next thing I know, you'll be campaigningCopy !req
37. for that Muslim Derek Osama.Copy !req
38. Grandma was a real bitch.Copy !req
39. No, grandma.Copy !req
40. It's brand new.Copy !req
41. Where did you get this?Copy !req
42. Answer me when I ask you a question.Copy !req
43. Who brought this piece
of shit into our home?Copy !req
44. It was Adrian.Copy !req
45. He gave it to me for Christmas.Copy !req
46. Adrian? This idiot?Copy !req
47. Well, I'll fix his ass.Copy !req
48. Oh!Copy !req
49. I better not see you come
near my grandson again.Copy !req
50. Got it, commie pervert?Copy !req
51. Adrian was my only friend
and she drove him away.Copy !req
52. Most other people are bullies.Copy !req
53. Calling me Billy Bates,Copy !req
54. Master Bates, all the time.Copy !req
55. It's not fair.Copy !req
56. Oh, yeah. Ha ha.Copy !req
57. Later that day,Copy !req
58. when I was trying to watch
a Ken Burns documentary,Copy !req
59. things took a turn for the worse.Copy !req
60. I knew it.Copy !req
61. You're in big trouble, Mister.Copy !req
62. Get back here right now!Copy !req
63. Oh my God! Oh!Copy !req
64. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
65. Shit!Copy !req
66. Not again!Copy !req
67. Your grandmamma got ran over by a reindeer.Copy !req
68. Fuck you, four wheels!Copy !req
69. Gentlemen, be civil.Copy !req
70. Billy, please continue.Copy !req
71. Because my parents were
dead and I had no other family,Copy !req
72. the state had no choice but
to put me in this group home.Copy !req
73. Billy, this is Nate.Copy !req
74. He and the rest of the staff are going
to be taking care of you from now on.Copy !req
75. Listen to them and behave yourself, okay?Copy !req
76. I don't see why I can't live on my own?Copy !req
77. I don't belong here,Copy !req
78. Billy,Copy !req
79. why don't you look around?Copy !req
80. I'll grab your things and
show you to your room.Copy !req
81. I'm sure there won't be any problem.Copy !req
82. Down's people are so cute.Copy !req
83. Just like little tiny
Buddhas with slanty eyes.Copy !req
84. Sure.Copy !req
85. - This ain't so bad.Copy !req
86. This ain't like every group homeCopy !req
87. you've ever seen.Copy !req
88. I've never seen a group home before.Copy !req
89. So no basis for comparison.Copy !req
90. Dude.Copy !req
91. Billy. Meet Will.Copy !req
92. He's been here for a long time,
and so have a lot of other residents.Copy !req
93. We're only here to help you.Copy !req
94. The sounds like being a prisoner to me.Copy !req
95. Give it a try.Copy !req
96. We have games, activities, life guidance.Copy !req
97. I don't need any help.Copy !req
98. I don't need to have play datesCopy !req
99. with some cerebral palsy jerk.Copy !req
100. Billy!Copy !req
101. - Oh! - Will, not cool man.Copy !req
102. - Son of a bitch! - That's what you get.Copy !req
103. Everyone was against me.Copy !req
104. My dead Grandma,Copy !req
105. the state,Copy !req
106. Will and his stupid wheelchair.Copy !req
107. But I'll get my revenge on Will later.Copy !req
108. Wait, what?Copy !req
109. When you least expect it, buddy.Copy !req
110. There must be something positive
you can say about being here, Billy.Copy !req
111. I got to watch wrestling for,
like, fifteen minutes yesterday.Copy !req
112. I was watching a replay
of the latest Spank Down.Copy !req
113. Trying to perfect my moves.Copy !req
114. I hate this guy.Copy !req
115. Who
is this? It's like a goon?Copy !req
116. - It's one of rock star Robbie Vegas...
- That's not a goon.Copy !req
117. That is one of his roadies.Copy !req
118. Taking one for the team,Copy !req
119. and Fartbomb is assaulting this man.Copy !req
120. What is this? Oh shit.Copy !req
121. Is that Fartbomb?Copy !req
122. Oh. That's good.Copy !req
123. You know it. He's the best.Copy !req
124. - No. The Fartbomb fights against
injustice like the rockstar Robbie Vegas,Copy !req
125. with a kick to the midsection right here.
- That's how you fight!Copy !req
126. - That is how you fight!Copy !req
127. - That's a real champ there.Copy !req
128. - He's a coward. He's backing away.Copy !req
129. - He's a smart man. You
should never put your hand.Copy !req
130. Oh, disgusting behavior
by our so-called superhero.Copy !req
131. Get out of there, Robbie! Get out!Copy !req
132. Oh, we know what's coming next.Copy !req
133. - Oh, no. Is it going to be?Copy !req
134. He's going to hit him with the gas!
- Disgusting!Copy !req
135. That's one move I can't do.Copy !req
136. That's because you
haven't tried it long enough.Copy !req
137. Don't try it on me.Copy !req
138. - I think the Fartbomb was telling RobbieCopy !req
139. Vegas, he will be World
Heavyweight Champion.Copy !req
140. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
141. Damn, you reek!Copy !req
142. Silent but deadly, biatch.Copy !req
143. You know you love me.Copy !req
144. And that's when I knew
I had an enemy for life.Copy !req
145. But I'll get my revenge.Copy !req
146. Stop saying that.Copy !req
147. So my New Year's resolution
is to be independent.Copy !req
148. I don't need a residential home.Copy !req
149. I don't need anybody.Copy !req
150. Other people just let you down.Copy !req
151. Come on, y'all. Pizza's here.Copy !req
152. Let's go.Copy !req
153. Yay!Copy !req
154. Come on, Billy, you can jerk off later.Copy !req
155. Right now there is a party
going on and you're not in it.Copy !req
156. I'm not jerking off.Copy !req
157. I'm moisturizing.Copy !req
158. My hands are going to
be so smooth and silky.Copy !req
159. So soft.Copy !req
160. Now I'm going to jerk off.Copy !req
161. You sure you want to do that?Copy !req
162. Because last I checked, there's some
very sweet ass I hired for the party.Copy !req
163. Not to mention a shitload of booze.Copy !req
164. Oh,Copy !req
165. I think what you meant to sayCopy !req
166. is there are a lot of smart,
intelligent women at the party.Copy !req
167. Sure, whatever.Copy !req
168. That was Troll the Troll by Drew Cole,Copy !req
169. a song that people are
dancing to across the nation.Copy !req
170. Once again, this is Jerry Johnson.Copy !req
171. And Kiwi Jackson.Copy !req
172. And this is Jammin' New
Year's Eve in Times Square.Copy !req
173. Welcome to Jammin' New
Year's Eve in Times Square.Copy !req
174. We would like to welcome
the ravaging wrestler Fartbomb.Copy !req
175. Happy New Year's Eve, Fartbomb.Copy !req
176. Thanks, Kiwi.Copy !req
177. It's going to be a great new year.Copy !req
178. Except for anybody facing me
at this Saturday's Spankdown.Copy !req
179. I'm taking on all comersCopy !req
180. for the most insane and
hardcore match you ever imagine.Copy !req
181. We're looking for the best
wrestling on the planet.Copy !req
182. Tune in, only on streaming.Copy !req
183. Oh man, I can't wait.Copy !req
184. Unbelievable.Copy !req
185. What keeps you motivated to
keep coming back to the ring?Copy !req
186. Actually, I do it all for my wife, Cindy.Copy !req
187. She's the most beautiful girlCopy !req
188. a melted-face wrestler
like myself could have.Copy !req
189. We'll be here with
Fartbomb until the ball drops.Copy !req
190. Thanks, Kiwi.Copy !req
191. It gives me great pleasure to introduce
the wealthy Manhattan real estate mogulCopy !req
192. Donald J. Kruger,Copy !req
193. who has just announced his candidacy
for president of the United States.Copy !req
194. Happy new year Jerry, and
happy new year America.Copy !req
195. Excuse me one momentCopy !req
196. while my gorgeous assistant
arranges my fabulous hairCopy !req
197. into an equally fabulous ponytail.Copy !req
198. Oh! Oh, oh.Copy !req
199. Thank you baby.Copy !req
200. I think we could all agree
that no one has hair like mine.Copy !req
201. We can also agree that no
one has clothes like mine.Copy !req
202. I, I only have this one suit because,Copy !req
203. hey, you cannot do better than this.Copy !req
204. I'm also a great job creator.Copy !req
205. My wife, for instance, works
overtime in our bedroomCopy !req
206. to satisfy my astonishing sexual stamina.Copy !req
207. I make her do all sorts of jobs.Copy !req
208. I mean, first of all,
there's the missionary.Copy !req
209. That's boring, but it's there, etc.Copy !req
210. And then there's...Copy !req
211. And then there's...Copy !req
212. plus a lot of other jobs that
I'm not even going to mentionCopy !req
213. because, like, your heart
might not be able to stand it.Copy !req
214. I have the intellect
of a college professor,Copy !req
215. the erectile stamina of
a teenager, and the hair...Copy !req
216. The hair.Copy !req
217. Let's look at it again.Copy !req
218. Woo! Flaunt it, flaunt it, show it.Copy !req
219. Show it.Copy !req
220. Yes yes yes.Copy !req
221. But enough about me.Copy !req
222. Let's talk about our country.Copy !req
223. The only one who can
save our country is me.Copy !req
224. We are being taken over and
overrun by minorities and perverts.Copy !req
225. I'm talking Mexicans, I'm
talking Asians, I'm talking blacks.Copy !req
226. I'm talking Syrians, Muslims,
queers, weirdos, freaks.Copy !req
227. And oh, let's not forget cripples,Copy !req
228. and retards.Copy !req
229. And when I am elected
president, I will send themCopy !req
230. all to concentration institutions.Copy !req
231. This is my vow to America.Copy !req
232. Vote for me and I will
make America straight again.Copy !req
233. - Not cool, Kruger.Copy !req
234. Those people you're talking
about are some of my biggest fans.Copy !req
235. You tell 'em, Fartbomb.Copy !req
236. Hey, is that your wife?Copy !req
237. She looks delicioso.Copy !req
238. She can lay down onCopy !req
239. one of my hotels whenever.Copy !req
240. Ass munch.Copy !req
241. Don't you dare say that about my Cindy.Copy !req
242. I'll squash your ass like
the shriveled prune you are!Copy !req
243. Oh, my.Copy !req
244. Looks like it's time
for us to take a break.Copy !req
245. More with Jammin' New Year's EveCopy !req
246. after this.Copy !req
247. That asshole wants to
make America straight again?Copy !req
248. I need a beer.Copy !req
249. Here you go, pal.Copy !req
250. - Thanks.Copy !req
251. You want anything to eat?Copy !req
252. Sure, a quesadilla.Copy !req
253. Yo, give me one of them things too, man.Copy !req
254. And now for my revenge.Copy !req
255. - Thank you, Billy.Copy !req
256. This looks fantastic.Copy !req
257. You too slow, bitch.Copy !req
258. That's what you get for being Down's,Copy !req
259. because you're slow. Too fucking slow.Copy !req
260. I'll show you who's slow, motherfucker.Copy !req
261. Wow, that was a great shot.Copy !req
262. High five.Copy !req
263. Your hands are so soft.Copy !req
264. Thank you.Copy !req
265. I was going to masturbate
with them, but I'd rather letCopy !req
266. you decide.Copy !req
267. This looks like the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
268. Damn quesadilla!Copy !req
269. Move it! Shit's about to go down!Copy !req
270. Ah! Fuck.Copy !req
271. I've never done it with a
person with Down's before.Copy !req
272. It's just like doing with a norm.Copy !req
273. But better.Copy !req
274. We'll take it nice and slow.Copy !req
275. My room is right around the corner.Copy !req
276. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
277. 8... 7... 6...Copy !req
278. - 5... 4... 3...Copy !req
279. - 2... 1...Copy !req
280. This is Debbie Meadows with LTNM news.Copy !req
281. Thousands of anti-President
Kruger protestersCopy !req
282. who were peacefully gathered
today in Washington, D.C.Copy !req
283. have been beaten, shot or killed.Copy !req
284. It is unclear what the
death toll is at this time.Copy !req
285. This just in.Copy !req
286. President Kruger has declared a new
law with the newly formed government,Copy !req
287. making it illegal for minorities
and political minoritiesCopy !req
288. to protest in the street,
violent or even nonviolent.Copy !req
289. I'm told that we are beingCopy !req
290. forcibly taken off the air by
the president's new government.Copy !req
291. I'm sorry, everybody, butCopy !req
292. this will be my last news broadcast.Copy !req
293. Good night,Copy !req
294. and may God be with us all.Copy !req
295. Whoa whoa whoa.Copy !req
296. Okay.Copy !req
297. Don't you people believe in
freedom of speech anymore?Copy !req
298. This is Piers Moore with the BBC.Copy !req
299. Homophobic and racial
hate crimes and attacksCopy !req
300. have reached an all time high in
the USA, Canada and here in the UK.Copy !req
301. What is your name?Copy !req
302. You want my license?Copy !req
303. This says “Fuck you, nigger!”Copy !req
304. Get out of this fucking world!Copy !req
305. Get out of this fucking state!Copy !req
306. Go back to whatever fucking
Asian country you belong in.Copy !req
307. Okay, racist.Copy !req
308. You're not a woman. You're a dude.Copy !req
309. You got cock and balls, okay?Copy !req
310. You got man boobs. Your a fucking faggot.Copy !req
311. I don't want to work on your car.Copy !req
312. Get the fuck out of my fucking shop!Copy !req
313. Damn!Copy !req
314. Niagara Falls up in here.Copy !req
315. I'm a lumberjack!Copy !req
316. Come on, let's go.
Move it!Copy !req
317. All right, get moving.Copy !req
318. Come on!Copy !req
319. Get in the car.Copy !req
320. Bryant?Copy !req
321. Get over here.Copy !req
322. I refuse to go to the Institution!Copy !req
323. Get in!Copy !req
324. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
325. It doesn't have to be like this.Copy !req
326. Let them go.Copy !req
327. You must be the one
hiding all these retards.Copy !req
328. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
329. Because no lives matter, biatch.Copy !req
330. Stop!Copy !req
331. That's enough.Copy !req
332. Don't tell us how to do
our job for President Kruger.Copy !req
333. Okay, retard.Copy !req
334. I don't know how you got
out, but you're coming with us.Copy !req
335. Out of where?Copy !req
336. Don't be a smart ass, retard.Copy !req
337. Look, this will be a lot easier
if we don't have to splatterCopy !req
338. your brains all over the
place. Just cooperate.Copy !req
339. Yes officer.Copy !req
340. Oh! Come here!Copy !req
341. Oh! Oh, God. Oh.Copy !req
342. The fuck.Copy !req
343. You're not going to get away that easy.Copy !req
344. Hello?Copy !req
345. Billy?Copy !req
346. Christ on a stick. It's a retard.Copy !req
347. You didn't mention anything
about a fucking tard, man.Copy !req
348. The deal's off.Copy !req
349. Cocksucker.Copy !req
350. No offense, cocksucker.Copy !req
351. Billy. You're awake.Copy !req
352. Thank God.Copy !req
353. What the Hell is going on in Donville?Copy !req
354. Things have changed.Copy !req
355. I was once the greatest
staff worker in Donville.Copy !req
356. Now I'm the greatest
cocksucker in Donville.Copy !req
357. You slipped on my puke, Billy,Copy !req
358. and hit your noggin.Copy !req
359. You've been in a coma for three years.Copy !req
360. Holy ass crackers.Copy !req
361. No wonder I had to piss so bad.Copy !req
362. Yes. And while you were out,Copy !req
363. Donald J. Kruger was elected president.Copy !req
364. Kruger?Copy !req
365. You mean that motherfucker
with the long white hairCopy !req
366. is President?Copy !req
367. How the fuck did that happen?Copy !req
368. The electoral college. Go figure.Copy !req
369. Shit.Copy !req
370. You can say that again.Copy !req
371. He's turned our country
into a brutal dictatorshipCopy !req
372. and put all the people
with disabilities in C.I.s.Copy !req
373. - What are those?
- Concentration institutions.Copy !req
374. Here, I'll show you a top
secret video Kruger has sharedCopy !req
375. with his inner circle.Copy !req
376. Hello, hello.Copy !req
377. Hello, my loyal followers.Copy !req
378. I am your president, your
boss and your moral leader,Copy !req
379. Donald J. Kruger.Copy !req
380. I put together a video
presentation just to show youCopy !req
381. some of the wonderful
things I'm doing for our country.Copy !req
382. Ever since I took office,
I've been following throughCopy !req
383. on all the promises I
made during our campaign.Copy !req
384. Promises that 33% of you loved.Copy !req
385. The other 67% of you? Eh.Copy !req
386. You know what? You can all
go to fucking Hell for all I care.Copy !req
387. Because no matter what the
politically correct elitists say,Copy !req
388. I am the most incredible uniter
you have ever seen or ever will see.Copy !req
389. Believe me.Copy !req
390. Here at the Donville Concentration
Institution, or C.I. for short,Copy !req
391. we see retards being forced to
walk in a circle for ten hours a dayCopy !req
392. listening to nursery rhymes.Copy !req
393. Because no matter whatCopy !req
394. the politically correct elite say,
that's all retards are good for.Copy !req
395. Just one more example
of the marvelous stridesCopy !req
396. we are taking to make
America straight again.Copy !req
397. My good friend,Copy !req
398. a great guy named John Blaine Gacy,
really knows how to do his job as guard.Copy !req
399. Watch, listen, and if possible, learn.Copy !req
400. Did you hear the music stop, 1138?Copy !req
401. Man, I'm tired.Copy !req
402. I need a poop.Copy !req
403. Oh!Copy !req
404. Listen up, retards!Copy !req
405. Apparently 1138 is
tired and he has to poop.Copy !req
406. Would anyone have the courage
in this room to explain to 1138Copy !req
407. what the rules are?Copy !req
408. I didn't think so.Copy !req
409. Well, that leaves me and you.Copy !req
410. I think I got a remedy for your problem.Copy !req
411. It'll help jog your memory
regarding the rules.Copy !req
412. Pop goes Gacy.Copy !req
413. Would anybody else in the
room like to use the bathroom?Copy !req
414. Just one of the manyCopy !req
415. marvelous strides we're
taking in the era of Kruger.Copy !req
416. So this is your emperor,
I mean your president.Copy !req
417. Emperor later, president now,Copy !req
418. signing off,Copy !req
419. saying hair today, hair tomorrow.Copy !req
420. Have you ever in your lifeCopy !req
421. seen such an incredible
fucking head of hair?Copy !req
422. I mean, really, this is something else.Copy !req
423. How'd you get this video, Nate?Copy !req
424. Never mind how I got this video.Copy !req
425. I think you know how I got this video.Copy !req
426. But I've been out there.Copy !req
427. The bigotry, the police.Copy !req
428. How did the American
people let all this happen?Copy !req
429. There's a conspiracy theory supporting him.Copy !req
430. The P-anon movement.Copy !req
431. P-anon has convinced peopleCopy !req
432. that your kind are dangerous
and deserve to be locked away.Copy !req
433. No!Copy !req
434. They get their orders
directly from the president.Copy !req
435. I will show you.Copy !req
436. P-anon's are the greatest.Copy !req
437. P-anon's are the real Americans.Copy !req
438. I just love words that start with P.Copy !req
439. Just ask my wife.Copy !req
440. Just ask my ex-wife.Copy !req
441. Just as my other ex-wife.Copy !req
442. They're not the sharpest tacks in
the toolbox, but they all have pussies.Copy !req
443. And pussy starts with P.
Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P.Copy !req
444. I watch Sesame Street
too, and P-anon starts with P,Copy !req
445. and that's why I love P-anon.Copy !req
446. Because it's just like
a tight little pussy.Copy !req
447. Well, this is your hair man saying goodbye,Copy !req
448. because I think that's
about all I got to say today.Copy !req
449. Except I love you all.Copy !req
450. Hugs.Copy !req
451. Cocksucker must pay.Copy !req
452. No offense, cocksucker.Copy !req
453. Hey! What about Fartbomb?Copy !req
454. Surely he can help us.Copy !req
455. Yeah, about Fartbomb...Copy !req
456. Hello, I'm Lloyd Kaufman,Copy !req
457. president of Troma Entertainment
and creator of the Toxic Avenger.Copy !req
458. I bet you folks out there are wondering
exactly who or what is Fartbomb?Copy !req
459. Well, wonder no more.Copy !req
460. Eight years ago,Copy !req
461. Dexter Kelp, a young man with a disability,Copy !req
462. worked at the Donville
Karate School as a janitor.Copy !req
463. Hey, Dexter. Come upstairs right now.Copy !req
464. I just took a huge dump in the bathroom,
and there's poopy water all over the place.Copy !req
465. Oh, I'll be up in a sec.Copy !req
466. Oh, okay.Copy !req
467. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
468. Oh. That's secure. That's really good.Copy !req
469. That's not going anywhere.Copy !req
470. You ready for your ride, toxic waste?Copy !req
471. One day,
while Dexter was dumping out poopy water,Copy !req
472. a truck carrying toxic Moosanto
bovine growth hormoneCopy !req
473. changed his life forever.Copy !req
474. Delivering the toxic waste.Copy !req
475. It's a good day out.Copy !req
476. It's always a good day when you gotCopy !req
477. toxic waste in the back.Copy !req
478. Whew!Copy !req
479. Here we go. Here...Copy !req
480. Whoa!Copy !req
481. Aaaah!Copy !req
482. Oh.Copy !req
483. What's happening to me?Copy !req
484. Aah!Copy !req
485. Oh, I'm burning up! Ah!Copy !req
486. Oh. That's not good.Copy !req
487. Well, you know what?Copy !req
488. I've seen worse. Let's go.Copy !req
489. And that, folks, is when
Dexter turned into Fartbomb.Copy !req
490. At first, Fartbomb wasCopy !req
491. depressed about his appearance.Copy !req
492. But when he discoveredCopy !req
493. that his flatulence could stop crime,Copy !req
494. he began to embrace his new identity.Copy !req
495. And before long, Fartbomb
met a hot woman named Cindy.Copy !req
496. It was love at first montage.Copy !req
497. Pretty good story, huh?Copy !req
498. Of course, it's a total rip
off of the Toxic Avenger.Copy !req
499. But it's certainly not the first time.Copy !req
500. And now, back to our story.Copy !req
501. Unfortunately, nobody has seenCopy !req
502. or heard from Fartbomb
since Kruger came into power.Copy !req
503. Many, like me, have feared that he
has abandoned Donville and America.Copy !req
504. Fuck!Copy !req
505. However, there is a group of rebels
who are training to fight President KrugerCopy !req
506. secretly on the Black
Hawk Indian Reservation,Copy !req
507. led by their leader, Chief Broken Arrow.Copy !req
508. Awesome.Copy !req
509. But why would the Native
Americans want to help us?Copy !req
510. Because of more broken treatiesCopy !req
511. and being given COVID-19 infected blankets.Copy !req
512. Not to mention an oil
pipeline built on their land.Copy !req
513. - That's enough exposition!Copy !req
514. - You are surrounded.Copy !req
515. Now hand over the retard
and nobody gets hurt.Copy !req
516. Well, except the retard,Copy !req
517. who will be put in a
concentration institutionCopy !req
518. - and treated like an ignorant large child.Copy !req
519. Here, take this DVD.Copy !req
520. Nah, fuck DVD.Copy !req
521. No one has a DVD player anymore.Copy !req
522. Here's a digital copy.Copy !req
523. Take it to the rebels at
the Blackhawk Reservation.Copy !req
524. They'll know what to do with it.Copy !req
525. Go now before it's too late.Copy !req
526. All right.Copy !req
527. I'm going to count to three,
and then we're coming in.Copy !req
528. One.Copy !req
529. Two.Copy !req
530. Three!Copy !req
531. Oh, shit.Copy !req
532. Oh, shit.Copy !req
533. So, who ordered the deep fried retard?Copy !req
534. That's a good one, Sherrif David.Copy !req
535. All right.Copy !req
536. Our job's done.Copy !req
537. Let's go.Copy !req
538. Don't worry, Nate.Copy !req
539. Your death will not be in vain, I swear it!Copy !req
540. Keep smiling while you can, Kruger.Copy !req
541. I'm going to barbecueCopy !req
542. your ass in molasses.Copy !req
543. It only takes time.Copy !req
544. Breaking news.Copy !req
545. We take you to a shopping
mall in Wisconsin, whereCopy !req
546. President Kruger is addressing
a crowd of two thousand people.Copy !req
547. Let's listen in.Copy !req
548. What an incredible
crowd we have here today.Copy !req
549. This may be the largest crowd
in the whole history of crowds.Copy !req
550. I would say there's...Copy !req
551. two million people here today.Copy !req
552. Yeah. Two million.Copy !req
553. And they all love me.Copy !req
554. And why shouldn't they?Copy !req
555. I am single handedly rescuing this
country from the liberals, the bitches,Copy !req
556. the faggots, the niggers,
the gooks and the tards.Copy !req
557. Oh. They say I lost the popular vote.Copy !req
558. Who fucking cares?Copy !req
559. That's why the electoral
college was invented.Copy !req
560. To correct the errors
made by the left wing.Copy !req
561. I am your president.Copy !req
562. Your emperor.Copy !req
563. Your god.Copy !req
564. And whoever you are, as long as
you voted for me, I am here for you.Copy !req
565. Forever and ever and ever.Copy !req
566. And together, we willCopy !req
567. make America straight again.Copy !req
568. Who are you?Copy !req
569. What do you want?Copy !req
570. Billy Bates.Copy !req
571. I've come to join the rebellion.Copy !req
572. Paulus. It's a PWD, man.Copy !req
573. We got to take him in
before the fuzz gets him.Copy !req
574. PWD? What the fuck?Copy !req
575. Good afternoon, Chief Broken Arrow.Copy !req
576. We found you this stray PWD.Copy !req
577. Okay, what's with this PWD shit?Copy !req
578. Have a little more respect for your elders.Copy !req
579. PWD is a code name for
people with disabilities.Copy !req
580. I guess badass was already taken.Copy !req
581. So, young badass.Copy !req
582. What makes you want to join the rebellion?Copy !req
583. I promised my friend
that I would avenge him.Copy !req
584. That, and the fact that I'd
rather eat a bucket of dog shit.Copy !req
585. Then let that ass hair
Kruger stay president.Copy !req
586. Well, let me introduce
you to your fellow soldiers.Copy !req
587. This is Paulus.Copy !req
588. He'll teach you about
automatics and weaponry.Copy !req
589. This is Manatee Lover.Copy !req
590. He'll teach you about bombs and explosives.Copy !req
591. You can save the training.Copy !req
592. I know all I need to know
about bullets and bombs.Copy !req
593. And now what I don't know is...Copy !req
594. Why is he called Manatee Lover?Copy !req
595. Because I like to go to aquariums
and see the manatees there,Copy !req
596. smart ass.Copy !req
597. Come on, ML, you can do better than that.Copy !req
598. All right. Fine, chief.Copy !req
599. Because when I go to
the aquariums, sometimesCopy !req
600. I like to get blowjobs from the manatees.Copy !req
601. Like my girlfriend, Dana the Dugong.Copy !req
602. Funny you should mention that.Copy !req
603. It's how my friend got this.Copy !req
604. It's a videoCopy !req
605. of the concentration institutions.Copy !req
606. The time has come.Copy !req
607. Take this video to John the Aspie.Copy !req
608. He'll know what to do with it.Copy !req
609. Till then, my soldiers
will prepare you for battle.Copy !req
610. We have some concentration
institutions to liberate.Copy !req
611. The revolution is now.Copy !req
612. - Yes, sir. - Good luck PWDCopy !req
613. You'll need it.Copy !req
614. It's Billy, sir.Copy !req
615. Good luck, Billy Badass.Copy !req
616. Thank you so muchCopy !req
617. for taking the time to speak
with me, Ambassador Chan.Copy !req
618. My pleasure, Mr. President.Copy !req
619. It's about this Dic Doc thing.Copy !req
620. It's this app that the kids are using.Copy !req
621. I don't like it.Copy !req
622. I see, why is that?Copy !req
623. I want to see more videos
from people who love me.Copy !req
624. Can you make that happen?Copy !req
625. Yes, of course I can make
that change to the algorithm.Copy !req
626. But may I ask for something?Copy !req
627. Sure, what do you need?Copy !req
628. We'd like more data on all American users.Copy !req
629. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
630. We'll make you theCopy !req
631. number one best person
on Dic Doc for all time.Copy !req
632. Great. Let's do that.Copy !req
633. And we'd like to send some spy
balloons over your American states.Copy !req
634. Terrific. Make it happen.Copy !req
635. Excuse me, Mr. President.
I'm so sorry, sir.Copy !req
636. Sorry, I have to go now.Copy !req
637. Take care of yourself and
watch out for that kung flu.Copy !req
638. American Pig Asshole.Copy !req
639. Caldwell, don't you know
how to fucking knock?Copy !req
640. Sir, although I am your chief of staff
and should get a little bit more respect.Copy !req
641. Just be grateful I
haven't had you castratedCopy !req
642. like I did the Secretary of the InteriorCopy !req
643. when he touched my hairbrush.Copy !req
644. Yes, sir. Thank you sir.Copy !req
645. Sir, we have a report that the rebel baseCopy !req
646. is on the Blackhawk
Reservation outside of Donville.Copy !req
647. Great. Soon those redskin and retard loversCopy !req
648. will know the meaning
of the word euthanasia.Copy !req
649. Get out of here and don't come backCopy !req
650. until you have some great
news about their defeat.Copy !req
651. Yes, sir.Copy !req
652. Would you like a little bit
of a handy before I leave?Copy !req
653. Hmm.Copy !req
654. Thanks, Caldwell, but not today.Copy !req
655. But, send one of those
midget women in and tell herCopy !req
656. I need a blowjob ASAP.Copy !req
657. I'm on it, sir.Copy !req
658. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
659. Sure, if you want to give
him a haircut and a manicure.Copy !req
660. What, you think you can do better?Copy !req
661. What, you think you can do better?Copy !req
662. No. I know I could do better.Copy !req
663. Ah!Copy !req
664. You two-wheeled son of a bitch!Copy !req
665. It's four wheels, you motherfucker.Copy !req
666. Ya thought I forgot that shit
you did at the group home.Copy !req
667. Will, you're alive!Copy !req
668. Absolutely in the flesh, biatch.Copy !req
669. I can't believe Kruger didn't
lock your perverted ass up.Copy !req
670. Nate got me out.Copy !req
671. Brought me to the
reservation with the Chief.Copy !req
672. So I'm here.Copy !req
673. Motherfucking Nate!Copy !req
674. Will, I got some bad news, man.Copy !req
675. Nate is now the late Nate.Copy !req
676. What? The fuck happened to Nate?Copy !req
677. The fuzz got him.Copy !req
678. My God.Copy !req
679. We gonna have to free
our people to avenge Nate.Copy !req
680. You know, that's right.Copy !req
681. Well, since you two are reunited now,Copy !req
682. it's time to find John the Aspie.Copy !req
683. Who is this John the Aspie?Copy !req
684. John the Aspie.Copy !req
685. He's a war vet.Copy !req
686. We've been doing
business with since day one.Copy !req
687. He has Asperger's syndrome.Copy !req
688. No shit.Copy !req
689. You couldn't come up with
a better nickname than that?Copy !req
690. Well, I wanted to call him Gas BurgerCopy !req
691. because he eats a lot
of burgers and farts a lot.Copy !req
692. Gas Burger.Copy !req
693. I love it.Copy !req
694. It works on so many levels.Copy !req
695. Too much like Fartbomb, though.Copy !req
696. He's also a computer hacker.Copy !req
697. He knows how to get that
video out where people will see it.Copy !req
698. Chief Broken Arrow.Copy !req
699. What's wrong, Raven? What's going on?Copy !req
700. The National Guard has come on to the Rez.Copy !req
701. I thought this was a sovereign nation.Copy !req
702. Nothing's been sovereign
since Kruger took office.Copy !req
703. Run!Copy !req
704. Come on, men.Copy !req
705. Don't give them time to regroup.Copy !req
706. Die, you rebel scum!Copy !req
707. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
708. Come get some.Copy !req
709. Come on, you guys, let's go!Copy !req
710. Move, move!Copy !req
711. Get out of here!Copy !req
712. What do we got here?Copy !req
713. Die, you commie bastard!Copy !req
714. You have to find John the Aspie.Copy !req
715. He'll help you end
Kruger's reign of terror.Copy !req
716. What about you, chief?Copy !req
717. I have to stay here and protect my people.Copy !req
718. Now go.Copy !req
719. Are you crazy? They're
going to slaughter you!Copy !req
720. Man. You heard the chief.Copy !req
721. We got to get the up Hell out of here.Copy !req
722. He is the chief. Let's go!Copy !req
723. Chief!Copy !req
724. Shit!Copy !req
725. They just killed everyone!Copy !req
726. These assholes are going to pay.Copy !req
727. Ladies!Copy !req
728. I'm Billy.Copy !req
729. You two hot mamas gonna just stand around,Copy !req
730. not introducing yourselves?Copy !req
731. Or you just here to give us boners?Copy !req
732. The name's Raven.Copy !req
733. It's Carmen,Copy !req
734. and we're nobody's hot mamas.Copy !req
735. Yeah, you sure about that?Copy !req
736. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
737. Whoa! Oh.Copy !req
738. Oh, I fucking deserved that.Copy !req
739. I definitely deserved it.Copy !req
740. That's definitely an understatement.Copy !req
741. And if you ever talk to us
or treat us that way again,Copy !req
742. I'm gonna slice off your dick
and wear it as a unicorn horn.Copy !req
743. Do you fucking understand me?Copy !req
744. Judging by the size of
the bulge in his pants,Copy !req
745. I'd say you'd have better
luck using it as a toothpick.Copy !req
746. And we're not even the type to penis shame.Copy !req
747. By the way, I'm Alex.Copy !req
748. I'm your typical transgender woman.Copy !req
749. Well, check out our gang.Copy !req
750. A Downy, a trans woman,Copy !req
751. two ball-kicking bitches,Copy !req
752. a deviant and a CP.Copy !req
753. We are Kruger's worst nightmare.Copy !req
754. I got a prescription for El Presidente,Copy !req
755. a foot up his ass.Copy !req
756. Let's make a house call.Copy !req
757. A White House call.Copy !req
758. Well, wait a minute.Copy !req
759. What are we going to do now
that Chief Broken Arrow is dead?Copy !req
760. Who's going to lead us?Copy !req
761. It's gotta be you, Billy.Copy !req
762. Why me?Copy !req
763. It's got to be you. Because
you got Down's syndrome.Copy !req
764. You gotta show 'em that
people like you and meCopy !req
765. can lead and kick ass.Copy !req
766. That's too much responsibility.Copy !req
767. What if I fuck up?Copy !req
768. To be honest, man, you
killed it on the range.Copy !req
769. You learned so goddamn fast.Copy !req
770. And if what you said about what
happened with the cops is true,Copy !req
771. My God, you're definitely ready for this.Copy !req
772. You're the one.Copy !req
773. Okay then.Copy !req
774. I say we find Fartbomb.Copy !req
775. What about John the Aspie?Copy !req
776. Don't we gotta find him? We need more guns.Copy !req
777. And we got to show people that video.Copy !req
778. First things first.Copy !req
779. Fartbomb is a superhero.Copy !req
780. He'll be the greatest weapon of them all.Copy !req
781. Witch hunt.Copy !req
782. Disgusting. Obnoxious. Awful. Rotten.Copy !req
783. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.Copy !req
784. Excuse me, Mr. President.
Miss Minton is here.Copy !req
785. Okay, bring her in.Copy !req
786. Yes, sir.Copy !req
787. Good evening, Mallory.Copy !req
788. So glad you could make it.Copy !req
789. After losing the election to you,
I find it somewhat disconcertingCopy !req
790. to be invited to dinner with you.Copy !req
791. And I have to admit,Copy !req
792. I am struggling to
address you as Mr. PresidentCopy !req
793. after the horrible campaign you ranCopy !req
794. I was looking forward to never
speaking to you ever again.Copy !req
795. No problem. Just call me Donald. And...Copy !req
796. let's try to put the past behind us.Copy !req
797. First of all, I have to apologize to youCopy !req
798. for some of the more outrageous
things I said during our campaign.Copy !req
799. Calling you a cunt on national
television was perhaps going a bit too far.Copy !req
800. Yes, perhaps.Copy !req
801. And even though the networks bleeped
you out, everyone can read your lips.Copy !req
802. I think they thought I
was calling you a cat.Copy !req
803. Oh, no. Oh, no. Cunt!Copy !req
804. They. They knew.Copy !req
805. Loud and clear.Copy !req
806. Well, maybe so, but that's in the past now.Copy !req
807. Let's try to mend our fences.Copy !req
808. And I was hoping you
could even join my team.Copy !req
809. Oh, well, that's a nonstarter.Copy !req
810. But, hey, I would love to hear this out.Copy !req
811. That's all I ask.Copy !req
812. But first, let's have some dinner.Copy !req
813. Would you like some wine to start?Copy !req
814. Red or white?Copy !req
815. Red, please.Copy !req
816. My pleasure, Mallory.Copy !req
817. My extreme pleasure.Copy !req
818. Donald.Copy !req
819. Mallory.Copy !req
820. - Caldwell, get in here.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
821. You know what to do.Copy !req
822. Yes, sir. Consider it done, sir.Copy !req
823. No extra funding for your
next campaign, Mallory.Copy !req
824. Bye bye.Copy !req
825. Witch hunt. Disgusting.Copy !req
826. Witch hunt. Witch hunt.
Witch hunt. Witch hunt.Copy !req
827. Nikolai, thanks for coming
by on such short notice.Copy !req
828. You have the money?Copy !req
829. Of course I do.Copy !req
830. Excellent.Copy !req
831. I trust you.Copy !req
832. I don't have to count it.Copy !req
833. And the shipment is already underway.Copy !req
834. Another slave for your labor camp?Copy !req
835. Yes.Copy !req
836. We have made good use of yourCopy !req
837. last shipmentCopy !req
838. of political rivals.Copy !req
839. Like that Derek Osama.Copy !req
840. We had fun reenacting thatCopy !req
841. scene from your American show,Copy !req
842. Roots.Copy !req
843. The one with the whip.Copy !req
844. Ha Ha Ha!Copy !req
845. Shit.Copy !req
846. Fartbomb's a prisoner.Copy !req
847. Yeah, Kruger put him on house
arrest for all the shit he was talking.Copy !req
848. He was speaking out against
him, and he sure didn't like it.Copy !req
849. When the fuck were you gonna tell us that?Copy !req
850. Sorry, I fucked up, I forgot,Copy !req
851. I screwed the pooch on this one, I know.Copy !req
852. Well, does anybody have a plan for this?Copy !req
853. Actually, I do.Copy !req
854. Hey, boys.Copy !req
855. I'm gonna fuck you to death.Copy !req
856. You're one dead faggot, asshole.Copy !req
857. I think they got the point.Copy !req
858. Ugggghh!Copy !req
859. Ugggghh!Copy !req
860. Tough crowd.Copy !req
861. What do you want?Copy !req
862. Open up, Fartbomb. We're here to save you.Copy !req
863. It smells like
Bigfoot's fermented dick cheese.Copy !req
864. You guys are supposed to save me?Copy !req
865. A Downy, a transwoman,Copy !req
866. two ball-kicking bitches...Copy !req
867. A deviant and a CP.Copy !req
868. We already covered that.Copy !req
869. Now, where the fuck were
you when we needed you?Copy !req
870. So when President Kruger came to power,Copy !req
871. I tried to speak up, but I couldn't.Copy !req
872. We all know how the
government controls the media.Copy !req
873. You know he got rid of the free press.Copy !req
874. Mr. President, why haven't you takenCopy !req
875. a stronger approach to the pandemic?Copy !req
876. There is no pandemic.Copy !req
877. The fake news media...Copy !req
878. just wants to... muzzle me...Copy !req
879. and make me wear a mask.Copy !req
880. Even if there was a pandemicCopy !req
881. I would make sure...Copy !req
882. I had the very best health care...Copy !req
883. And that there was just enough vaccine...Copy !req
884. for me. Ha!Copy !req
885. Then President KrugerCopy !req
886. took my wife Cindy away.Copy !req
887. Stop calling him President Kruger.Copy !req
888. He's not my president.Copy !req
889. Call him shitface,Copy !req
890. asshat, sleaze bucket,Copy !req
891. dickwad,Copy !req
892. cocksucker...Copy !req
893. No offense, cocksucker.Copy !req
894. Just not President.Copy !req
895. Come on, Fartbomb.Copy !req
896. You got to man up and grow a pair.Copy !req
897. It's time to fightCopy !req
898. and get your sweet little Cindy back.Copy !req
899. Okay, okay.Copy !req
900. No more President Kruger.Copy !req
901. Where do we go from here?Copy !req
902. America's gone.Copy !req
903. Bite your tongue, boy.Copy !req
904. America's right here.Copy !req
905. Yeah, man.Copy !req
906. Fuck Kruger! We are America.Copy !req
907. Let's make this happen.Copy !req
908. What he said.Copy !req
909. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
910. Let's make America weird again.Copy !req
911. Yeah!Copy !req
912. I wonder what Kruger even
wanted with Cindy anyways.Copy !req
913. Get Away! Dexter!Copy !req
914. Oh Dexter! Where are you?Copy !req
915. Oh, shit.Copy !req
916. Oh thank God.Copy !req
917. Just a second.Copy !req
918. Sir.Copy !req
919. I've got good news, and I've got bad news.Copy !req
920. What is it?Copy !req
921. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
922. Well, the good news is we have successfullyCopy !req
923. crushed the rebellion at
the Blackhawk Reservation.Copy !req
924. And the bad news?Copy !req
925. Some of them...Copy !req
926. might have gotten away.Copy !req
927. Oh, fuck. That is just perfect.Copy !req
928. I tell you, you cannot
find good help these days.Copy !req
929. Is there anything else, sir?Copy !req
930. Hey, motherfucker, I ask the
questions around here, not you.Copy !req
931. Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
932. No, there's nothing else.Copy !req
933. Wait.Copy !req
934. Get me a taco.Copy !req
935. Yes, sir.Copy !req
936. Tacos rule.Copy !req
937. And blowjobs.Copy !req
938. Your reign of terror will come to an end.Copy !req
939. My Dexter will stop you. I can feel it.Copy !req
940. “My Dexter will stop you, I can feel it.”Copy !req
941. You've been recycling that
line for the past three years.Copy !req
942. There's only one thing
you should be feeling.Copy !req
943. Now, where were we?Copy !req
944. Oh! Get away!Copy !req
945. You dirty old man!Copy !req
946. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
947. Who's this guy we're looking for?Copy !req
948. John the Aspie.Copy !req
949. The chief never told us where to find him.Copy !req
950. Why not?Copy !req
951. He got blown up.Copy !req
952. You know, sans that,Copy !req
953. all I can think about back here is
how, when we're done with all this,Copy !req
954. I'm going to be fucking the brainsCopy !req
955. out of my manatee
girlfriend, Dana the Dugong.Copy !req
956. Oh, it's going to be so good.Copy !req
957. Oh, my God.Copy !req
958. Dana the fucking dugong!Copy !req
959. These are the convicts of Stukes,Copy !req
960. an island without women
in the Gulf of Carpentaria.Copy !req
961. They have captured one
of those marine monstersCopy !req
962. which biologists today call dugong.Copy !req
963. Once they were called sirens.Copy !req
964. Those mysterious creatures
about whom Homer sang.Copy !req
965. Half fish, half beautiful woman,
the lure of which caused the deathCopy !req
966. of so many sailors in ancient times.Copy !req
967. The convicts watch her
slow agony in stony silence.Copy !req
968. They are waiting for nightfall, when
they will perpetrate over her fleshCopy !req
969. a rite of love,Copy !req
970. tragic and ancient as the world itself.Copy !req
971. No! Who would treat such a
magnificent creature like this?Copy !req
972. What in the Holy Sea Cow?Copy !req
973. You're so beautiful, baby.
Don't worry, I got you!Copy !req
974. I'm going to get you so wet, baby.Copy !req
975. It's all going to be okay, I promise.Copy !req
976. I 'll save you! I'm
going to save you, baby!Copy !req
977. Hah!Copy !req
978. Get your head out of the gutter.Copy !req
979. Yeah, I deserved that.Copy !req
980. So, when all this is over,Copy !req
981. you think you and me can have sex?Copy !req
982. We'll see.Copy !req
983. Oh, it's a real Kruger!Copy !req
984. You think there's even anybody in there?Copy !req
985. Probably a fucking bear. Let's keep moving.Copy !req
986. No, let's see what's inside.Copy !req
987. I mean, I've never fucked a bear
before, but I'm down to try anything.Copy !req
988. Yeah, if it doesn't
bite our dick off first.Copy !req
989. Hey. Excuse me.Copy !req
990. I can take care of myself.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
991. Okay.Copy !req
992. You want to be a bear's personal bitch?Copy !req
993. Go for it.Copy !req
994. Hello?Copy !req
995. Ah! A bear!Copy !req
996. Aaaarghh!Copy !req
997. Who's there?Copy !req
998. Fartbomb?Copy !req
999. Who are you?Copy !req
1000. I'm John the Aspie!Copy !req
1001. That was easy.Copy !req
1002. Wait up for me guys, I had to shit!Copy !req
1003. Pop goes Gacy!Copy !req
1004. The people need to see this.Copy !req
1005. Chief Broken Arrow said you could help us.Copy !req
1006. How did you guys find me?Copy !req
1007. Honestly, this was the
first place we looked.Copy !req
1008. Where have you been, man?Copy !req
1009. And what's your excuse for
giving up the fight against KrugerCopy !req
1010. and waiting for the right
dramatic moment to reappear?Copy !req
1011. Me and Jake, a friend of mine,Copy !req
1012. we created a website where we canCopy !req
1013. share memes and porn.Copy !req
1014. But it became a platformCopy !req
1015. for the P-anon movement.Copy !req
1016. More and more people believed
in pedophile pizza parlors,Copy !req
1017. Jewish space lasers,
and convinced themselvesCopy !req
1018. that only Kruger could save them
from all that made-up bullshit.Copy !req
1019. And then one day, my
friend Jake just disappeared.Copy !req
1020. He's probably in one of those institutions,Copy !req
1021. if he's alive at all. His
own creation destroyed him.Copy !req
1022. I don't want to be next.Copy !req
1023. But who's spreading
all that P-anon bullshit?Copy !req
1024. Where is it all coming from?Copy !req
1025. So that's what hacking really looks like.Copy !req
1026. I thought it only looked like thatCopy !req
1027. in those terrible 90s movies. No shit.Copy !req
1028. The Donville Concentration Institution.Copy !req
1029. That's where the P-anon
signal is emanating from.Copy !req
1030. It's a prison.Copy !req
1031. And a weapon.Copy !req
1032. We have to take it down.Copy !req
1033. Billy's right. We have to
stop P-anon once and for all.Copy !req
1034. Yeah, let's get those cocksuckers.Copy !req
1035. Hey, I'm just reclaiming
the word “cocksucker.”Copy !req
1036. We will.Copy !req
1037. And replace it with this, so
everyone can see the truth.Copy !req
1038. It's what the chief would have wanted.Copy !req
1039. Chief Broken Arrow? Where is he?Copy !req
1040. He got fucked up by Kruger's army.Copy !req
1041. Chief Broken Arrow,Copy !req
1042. sleep well, my friend.Copy !req
1043. You shall not have died in vain.Copy !req
1044. - Hahahahahahahaha.Copy !req
1045. I am the great genie.Copy !req
1046. You have freed me from my prison.Copy !req
1047. So tell me.Copy !req
1048. What does your heart desire?Copy !req
1049. I don't want this!Copy !req
1050. Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!Copy !req
1051. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!Copy !req
1052. Let's go.Copy !req
1053. Are you ready to accept my domination?Copy !req
1054. No! No!Copy !req
1055. What a stupid bitch!Copy !req
1056. Oh my God!Copy !req
1057. Sir! Excuse me.Copy !req
1058. A bunch of retards along with
Fartbomb have broken into the compound.Copy !req
1059. This is obviously some feeble attempt
at defiance, but they are attacking.Copy !req
1060. We'll take care of it.Copy !req
1061. I don't want any of them alive.Copy !req
1062. I want them dead.Copy !req
1063. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1064. Oh, shit! Fartbomb and John
the Aspie ran ahead of us.Copy !req
1065. We gotta split up.Copy !req
1066. I'm coming with you, Billy.Copy !req
1067. I'm coming with you too, man.Copy !req
1068. You need a lot of firepower.Copy !req
1069. Will. Don't cockblock me, man.Copy !req
1070. Raven chose me, not you.Copy !req
1071. Nobody cockblocking you, man.Copy !req
1072. Let's go.Copy !req
1073. We all have to find that signal.Copy !req
1074. Let's move out.Copy !req
1075. - Elephants! Guards! Help us!Copy !req
1076. Stop! Meow meow...Copy !req
1077. For kids!Copy !req
1078. Not adults!Copy !req
1079. - Where is the panther? - Go away.Copy !req
1080. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1081. What are we going to do now?Copy !req
1082. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1083. This is the end of the line,
retards and retard lovers.Copy !req
1084. You thought you were
going to lead a rebellion?Copy !req
1085. How foolish.Copy !req
1086. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
1087. That's right.Copy !req
1088. You go get 'em, Fartbomb!Copy !req
1089. Awesome.Copy !req
1090. Front row seats.Copy !req
1091. You frigging freak!Copy !req
1092. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
1093. Whoa!Copy !req
1094. Have a seat?Copy !req
1095. Oh, God.Copy !req
1096. Please, Fartbomb.Copy !req
1097. Listen, I was just following orders.Copy !req
1098. Honestly, I'm a good guy outside of work.Copy !req
1099. I'm a good guy.Copy !req
1100. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I
have a chinchilla at home.Copy !req
1101. Her name's Sally. She
kind of looks like you.Copy !req
1102. I'm sorry, but, like, she needs her papa.Copy !req
1103. Come on, you've got to understand.Copy !req
1104. Okay, wait. Listen,
I'll tell you the truth.Copy !req
1105. I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you.Copy !req
1106. I have OCD.Copy !req
1107. You don't understand.Copy !req
1108. Like, I need order. And I like control.Copy !req
1109. And also sometimes when I start
getting nervous, I start stuttering.Copy !req
1110. And like, they woulda locked me up.Copy !req
1111. They would've institutionalized
me like everyone else.Copy !req
1112. Obviously, you got to
understand. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1113. Okay.Copy !req
1114. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1115. Let's see what's really inside you.Copy !req
1116. Aaaarrrggghhh!Copy !req
1117. Fartbomb! Fartbomb!Copy !req
1118. Whoa!Copy !req
1119. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1120. Awesome.Copy !req
1121. More like ass-some.Copy !req
1122. We found it!Copy !req
1123. Good.Copy !req
1124. Let's take this sucker down,
replace it with that video.Copy !req
1125. Is it really disturbing, that video?Copy !req
1126. Jake! You're alive.Copy !req
1127. Yeah, but you won't be
if you take another step.Copy !req
1128. I thought you were captured by P-anon.Copy !req
1129. I am P-anon.Copy !req
1130. I've always been P-anon.Copy !req
1131. You've sold out your own people. Why?Copy !req
1132. Why does anyone sell out? Money.Copy !req
1133. Kruger pays me really
well to write his speeches.Copy !req
1134. Plus, I hate being disabledCopy !req
1135. along with all the other
retarded trash that's in here.Copy !req
1136. You write all that
P-anon bullshit for Kruger?Copy !req
1137. I write all Kruger's speeches, including
the one he's giving in Donville tomorrow.Copy !req
1138. Kruger's going to be in Donville tomorrow?Copy !req
1139. Yeah, but you'll be in an unmarked grave.Copy !req
1140. Ow!Copy !req
1141. That's got to be John.Copy !req
1142. Get him!Copy !req
1143. You idiot!Copy !req
1144. You destroyed P-anon!Copy !req
1145. That was a practice shot.Copy !req
1146. The next one's going
right between the eyes.Copy !req
1147. Motherfucker!Copy !req
1148. John!Copy !req
1149. You all right?Copy !req
1150. Guys, I don't think I'm going to make it.Copy !req
1151. Kruger's holding a rally
at Donville tomorrow.Copy !req
1152. Fux News is covering it.Copy !req
1153. You gotta get this on the air.Copy !req
1154. I will.Copy !req
1155. Billy.Copy !req
1156. Keep up the good fight.Copy !req
1157. Don't worry.Copy !req
1158. We won't give up.Copy !req
1159. And tell Putin to go fuck himself.Copy !req
1160. He has no business being
in the Asperger's community.Copy !req
1161. You're in deep shit now, mister!Copy !req
1162. You retards think you're
getting away with this?Copy !req
1163. President Kruger is going to make sureCopy !req
1164. that all of you pay for this dearly.Copy !req
1165. You stupid fucking moron!Copy !req
1166. Oh! Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
1167. I was only following orders.Copy !req
1168. Here's an order for you, asshole.Copy !req
1169. Enjoy yourself. Karma's a bitchCopy !req
1170. and she's on the rag.Copy !req
1171. No!Copy !req
1172. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
1173. Ah!Copy !req
1174. I'm gonna show you guys a little something.Copy !req
1175. Show you guys a little
something today. Okay.Copy !req
1176. All right.Copy !req
1177. Make my dad proud of me. That's right.Copy !req
1178. Yeah.Copy !req
1179. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
1180. Nice shot, Kyle.Copy !req
1181. Woo!Copy !req
1182. That was a clean kill, wasn't it, Dad?Copy !req
1183. It sure was, Junior.Copy !req
1184. Yes. Copy that.Copy !req
1185. Yes, I'll tell him.Copy !req
1186. Sir. I'm sorry to interrupt, sir.Copy !req
1187. Oh, great. What is it?Copy !req
1188. A bunch of retarded rebels and FartbombCopy !req
1189. have released all the tards from the
Donville Concentration Institution, sir.Copy !req
1190. Well, that's just perfect.Copy !req
1191. You'll have to double the
security for my speech in Donville.Copy !req
1192. Yes, sir. But there is some good news.Copy !req
1193. We found their vehicle.
They must have abandoned it.Copy !req
1194. Abandoned it? Why?Copy !req
1195. They ran out of gas.Copy !req
1196. - Totally. I just... - Oh!Copy !req
1197. God damn it, Junior!Copy !req
1198. Watch where you aim that thing.Copy !req
1199. You almost got me.Copy !req
1200. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
1201. Don't worry, son.Copy !req
1202. Just do better next time.Copy !req
1203. Yeah.Copy !req
1204. Oh, thank goodness we
found this shelter when we did.Copy !req
1205. Hey, guys, while we have a few minutesCopy !req
1206. without fighting for the futureCopy !req
1207. of our country, or killing bad people,Copy !req
1208. I realize I need to know a
few things about you guys.Copy !req
1209. Well.Copy !req
1210. I don't have to go over my backstory.Copy !req
1211. Everybody knows about me and Cindy.Copy !req
1212. True that.Copy !req
1213. And all of youCopy !req
1214. are pretty aware of my history too.Copy !req
1215. And Manatee Lover's.Copy !req
1216. But what about Carmen and Raven and Alex?Copy !req
1217. Yeah.Copy !req
1218. Oh, it's really a simple story.Copy !req
1219. We were strippers, and
we were pretty good at it.Copy !req
1220. And then Kruger came
and fucked everything up.Copy !req
1221. Pretty good? Speak for yourself, lady.Copy !req
1222. I was fucking great.Copy !req
1223. All right. Yeah, you were pretty great.Copy !req
1224. Well, you were too.Copy !req
1225. Hey, enough of this false modesty shit.Copy !req
1226. Okay, okay. I was great, too.Copy !req
1227. I got more money shoved in
my crotch on an average MondayCopy !req
1228. than most dudes make in a week.Copy !req
1229. Anyway, we'd probably still be there,Copy !req
1230. except for two things.Copy !req
1231. Our boss, aka Dominic, the douche bag,Copy !req
1232. started pushing us to turn tricks.Copy !req
1233. He also started campaigning for Kruger.Copy !req
1234. The tricks we could have dealt with.Copy !req
1235. You, maybe.Copy !req
1236. Well, probably not.Copy !req
1237. But the Kruger part? No way.Copy !req
1238. And then one night, the asshole
started putting the moves on us.Copy !req
1239. He wanted a three way, and
he got super aggressive about it.Copy !req
1240. He wanted you and #MeToo.Copy !req
1241. Good one, girl.Copy !req
1242. Anyway, two powerful females can
do quite a job on one asshole's groin.Copy !req
1243. - Oh my groin!Copy !req
1244. He probably can't even
function to this day.Copy !req
1245. And then we ran away, joined
the resistance, and now...Copy !req
1246. the only time we strip is for sex.Copy !req
1247. Now, if we could only find the
right men to have sex with us.Copy !req
1248. Guess you better keep looking.Copy !req
1249. I'm sure the right guysCopy !req
1250. are out there somewhere.Copy !req
1251. Well, I guess I'm up next.Copy !req
1252. Believe it or not, I was married once,Copy !req
1253. to the greatest guy I've ever known.Copy !req
1254. Well, we weren't legally married,
but we might as well have been.Copy !req
1255. His name was Rick.Copy !req
1256. We met in college, and
it was love at first sight.Copy !req
1257. We moved into a really
nice neighborhood in Donville.Copy !req
1258. For a while, things were great.Copy !req
1259. Rick was a baker, and a really good one.Copy !req
1260. The cakes were to die for.Copy !req
1261. Every birthday was a fiesta.Copy !req
1262. But things got nasty.Copy !req
1263. That nice neighborhood turned
out to be a hotbed of transphobia.Copy !req
1264. And one day,Copy !req
1265. the neighbors descended on our
house with clubs and told us to get out.Copy !req
1266. Or they would take permanent
steps to make sure we vacated.Copy !req
1267. Rick argued and pleaded and
oh my God, was he persuasive.Copy !req
1268. But they beat him to a pulp anyway.Copy !req
1269. And then they came at me.Copy !req
1270. I ran for our car and got out of there.Copy !req
1271. A few blocks away, I accidentally
hit this old lady in another car,Copy !req
1272. crushed her head, so I had to stop.Copy !req
1273. Wait a minute, dude.Copy !req
1274. Coincidence alert!Copy !req
1275. That was my evil grandma you hit.Copy !req
1276. Wow. Small world.Copy !req
1277. Anyway, as I was saying...Copy !req
1278. I was put on trial even
though it was an accident.Copy !req
1279. But President Osama pardoned me.Copy !req
1280. That was the good news.Copy !req
1281. The bad news was that
Rick died of his injuries.Copy !req
1282. And more bad news...Copy !req
1283. When Kruger took office, he
sent a warrant out for my arrestCopy !req
1284. for being a pet project of President
Osama, and also just for being transgender.Copy !req
1285. So when I heard about
the resistance, I was there.Copy !req
1286. So sorry about Rick.Copy !req
1287. But here we are.Copy !req
1288. And we're all for one.Copy !req
1289. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1290. Kruger takes the stage in the
town square tomorrow at 11 a.m.Copy !req
1291. Okay.Copy !req
1292. Look out, Kruger.Copy !req
1293. Tomorrow will be the day.Copy !req
1294. Yeah!Copy !req
1295. Great.Copy !req
1296. Should have known security
was going to be tight!Copy !req
1297. So how do we get in?Copy !req
1298. I think I found our solution, guys.Copy !req
1299. Great job, Manatee Lover.Copy !req
1300. I guess you're not just
some sick, disgusting,Copy !req
1301. twisted pervert after all.Copy !req
1302. Can you all go ahead of me?Copy !req
1303. I really have to take a shit.Copy !req
1304. You gotta take a shit now?Copy !req
1305. Can't you hold it?Copy !req
1306. Forget her, Will. If she's
gotta go, she's gotta go.Copy !req
1307. Hey, y'all, don't worry about me.Copy !req
1308. I'll meet up with y'all later.Copy !req
1309. - Hi. - Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
1310. Oh, I have, uh, clearance to
serve food at Kruger's rally.Copy !req
1311. Let me see your papers.Copy !req
1312. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Uh...Copy !req
1313. You know, I've, uh, I've
been a supporter of Kruger'sCopy !req
1314. for a long time, even
before he became president.Copy !req
1315. Great guy.Copy !req
1316. Sure is. You know, in fact,Copy !req
1317. I've been a huge fan of his way back.Copy !req
1318. The TV show, all of it.Copy !req
1319. It's part of why I ended up
getting permits so that I can serve,Copy !req
1320. you know, tacos here at the rally.Copy !req
1321. Not those terrible, gross,
disgusting Mexican tacos, though.Copy !req
1322. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1323. Good old fashioned American tacos.Copy !req
1324. Yeah. Mexicans are too spicy.Copy !req
1325. It's way too spicy, right?Copy !req
1326. Absolutely. So, we're good to go, right?Copy !req
1327. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
1328. No!Copy !req
1329. Ah! Dugong dicks!Copy !req
1330. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1331. You libtards thought you were
going to get away with this.Copy !req
1332. Luckily,Copy !req
1333. we had a little help from someone you know.Copy !req
1334. Alex?Copy !req
1335. That's right.Copy !req
1336. I've been working with the
government this whole time.Copy !req
1337. How else do you think they
found your secret resistance space?Copy !req
1338. And now, thanks to Alex,
we have all six of you.Copy !req
1339. Why, Alex?Copy !req
1340. Why did you betray us?Copy !req
1341. Kruger doesn't care
about transgender people!Copy !req
1342. Ha! Who cares if I'm transgender?Copy !req
1343. Kruger gives me money to throw
the trans community under the bus.Copy !req
1344. I go on conservative talk shows, and
I tell them that I'm de-transitioning.Copy !req
1345. I go on podcasts, and I tell people
that transwomen are groomers.Copy !req
1346. I start absurd discourse onlineCopy !req
1347. with ludicrous hot takesCopy !req
1348. to sow chaos amongst leftists.Copy !req
1349. Have you checked my Twitler recently?Copy !req
1350. I have a million followers, and
all of them with blue checkmarksCopy !req
1351. that they've paid for themselves.Copy !req
1352. I identify as a PSYOP.Copy !req
1353. Why would I ever give up the griftCopy !req
1354. of being conservatives' token trans bitch?Copy !req
1355. But what about that
story you shared with usCopy !req
1356. about getting run out of the neighborhood?Copy !req
1357. You mean how your grandma got run over?Copy !req
1358. That was a drug deal gone bad.Copy !req
1359. Luckily, Kruger pardoned me, and
I've been in his service ever since.Copy !req
1360. You cocksucker!Copy !req
1361. I mean it this time.Copy !req
1362. Only you're the one who will be
doing the cocksucking, in prison,Copy !req
1363. and carpet munching for you two.Copy !req
1364. Fuck you, you damn traitor!Copy !req
1365. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1366. Sorry.Copy !req
1367. Not interested.Copy !req
1368. Well,Copy !req
1369. I think my work here is done.Copy !req
1370. Thanks for the tacos and the meatballs.Copy !req
1371. Wait, Caldwell.Copy !req
1372. What is it?Copy !req
1373. I'm sure this isn't what you wanted.Copy !req
1374. Being the Mr. Smithers of the White House.Copy !req
1375. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1376. The party that you are a
part of wasn't always like this.Copy !req
1377. What President Kruger is doing
is for the good of the nation.Copy !req
1378. All these immigrants and people of color,Copy !req
1379. they're not helping things.Copy !req
1380. And retards like you,Copy !req
1381. you're not helping anything.Copy !req
1382. You're gross.Copy !req
1383. But we are the nation.Copy !req
1384. People think pubic hair is gross.Copy !req
1385. But you don't see men shaving it off.Copy !req
1386. You're just being retarded
because of your extra chromosome.Copy !req
1387. Am I retarded?Copy !req
1388. Because the last I checked,Copy !req
1389. Nazis and racism were supposed
to be enemies of our country.Copy !req
1390. Like Hitler or Stalin.Copy !req
1391. Our country is not racist.Copy !req
1392. That's not true.Copy !req
1393. Really?Copy !req
1394. Then why are we being rounded up,Copy !req
1395. like Hitler did to the Jews?Copy !req
1396. Because that was President Kruger's orders.Copy !req
1397. Search your feelings.Copy !req
1398. You know it to be true.Copy !req
1399. You've been duped into
doing something un-American.Copy !req
1400. I've heard enough.Copy !req
1401. Open the door.Copy !req
1402. Go on, get out of here.Copy !req
1403. Thank you.Copy !req
1404. Wait, Fartbomb! Have a heart!Copy !req
1405. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1406. We've got to get to that Fux News truck.Copy !req
1407. And we gotta get that video on the air.Copy !req
1408. You're right.Copy !req
1409. Don't worry. Leave it to me.Copy !req
1410. I know what the Fux News people want.Copy !req
1411. I was wondering.Copy !req
1412. What's a girl got to do to getCopy !req
1413. sexually harassed around here?Copy !req
1414. We'll help you.Copy !req
1415. My fellow Americans.Copy !req
1416. The retarded rebels have won
a small victory here in Donville.Copy !req
1417. A very small victory, believe me.Copy !req
1418. But we will crush them, and we will win.Copy !req
1419. For this is America.Copy !req
1420. And in America, terrorism never wins.Copy !req
1421. At least not when they do it.Copy !req
1422. You suck, Kruger.Copy !req
1423. Boo!Copy !req
1424. Guard!Copy !req
1425. Well.Copy !req
1426. I guess punk really is dead after all.Copy !req
1427. Are there any other objections?Copy !req
1428. Not so fast, Kruger.Copy !req
1429. Oh, retard.Copy !req
1430. Did you get out of jail?Copy !req
1431. Your stooge set us free, after
I gave him a good talking-to.Copy !req
1432. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
1433. You gave Caldwell one of those
libtard speeches, didn't you?Copy !req
1434. Well, I'm getting rid of that
motherfucker before the end of the day.Copy !req
1435. In the meantime, I brought
someone along for protection.Copy !req
1436. Bring her out, Sergeant Massacre.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1437. - Wait till you see who's here.
- Come on, you stupid bimbo bitch!Copy !req
1438. - Cindy! - Dexter!Copy !req
1439. All right. Make any false moves,Copy !req
1440. and Fartbomb's bitch gets her
brain splattered all over the cement.Copy !req
1441. Drop your weapons now!Copy !req
1442. Very, very good.Copy !req
1443. Guard, give one of them a
reward for their cooperation.Copy !req
1444. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1445. Oh!Copy !req
1446. Manatee Lover!Copy !req
1447. Tell... tell Dana I love her.Copy !req
1448. How could you?Copy !req
1449. You're so evil.Copy !req
1450. Eh. So what?Copy !req
1451. You're not going to kick
me in the nuts this time?Copy !req
1452. Not this time.Copy !req
1453. Fuck you, King Kong Bundy.Copy !req
1454. Oh, no.Copy !req
1455. Oh my God.Copy !req
1456. Here at the Donville Concentration
Institution, or C.I. for short,Copy !req
1457. we see retards being forced to
walk in a circle for ten hours a day,Copy !req
1458. listening to nursery rhymes.Copy !req
1459. Because no matter what
the politically correct elite say,Copy !req
1460. that's all retards are good for.Copy !req
1461. Just one more example
of the marvelous stridesCopy !req
1462. we are taking to make
America straight again.Copy !req
1463. Did you hear the music stop, 1138?Copy !req
1464. Now get back in line.Copy !req
1465. Man, I'm tired. I need a poop.Copy !req
1466. I think I got a remedy for your problem.Copy !req
1467. It'll help jog your memory
in regard to the rules.Copy !req
1468. Boo!Copy !req
1469. Shut up.Copy !req
1470. I am your emperor!Copy !req
1471. What's happened to you people?Copy !req
1472. I am your God! Shut up!Copy !req
1473. Chief! You're alive!Copy !req
1474. No shit.Copy !req
1475. Oh!Copy !req
1476. Oh, Dexter!Copy !req
1477. - Cindy! - Oh!Copy !req
1478. Out of my way, loser!Copy !req
1479. Shit!Copy !req
1480. That motherfucker's getting away.Copy !req
1481. What are you going to do about it, Billy?Copy !req
1482. Oh, I'm going to catch that big piece
of shit and flush him down the toilet.Copy !req
1483. Go, we'll handle it from here.Copy !req
1484. Take care of Cindy.Copy !req
1485. Dexter, hurry. I need you!Copy !req
1486. Let's see what this baby can do.Copy !req
1487. Shit!Copy !req
1488. Out of gas.Copy !req
1489. What are we going to do now?Copy !req
1490. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
1491. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha!Copy !req
1492. - He killed an elder. - Bastard!Copy !req
1493. I'm going to get you,
fuzzy headed cock monger.Copy !req
1494. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1495. Aaaah!Copy !req
1496. No, Fartbomb!Copy !req
1497. What?Copy !req
1498. We gotta bring him back to
town so he can face justice.Copy !req
1499. All right, Kruger.Copy !req
1500. You've given this country
red, white, and blue balls.Copy !req
1501. Now we're going to make
sure you get a happy ending.Copy !req
1502. - Yeah!Copy !req
1503. My fellow Americans.Copy !req
1504. Lend me your ears.Copy !req
1505. We the people should knowCopy !req
1506. what a racist dictatorCopy !req
1507. when we see one.Copy !req
1508. I have Down's syndrome.Copy !req
1509. And even I know this asshole is retarded,Copy !req
1510. not me.Copy !req
1511. We've made mistakes in this country.Copy !req
1512. Mistakes we can never make right.Copy !req
1513. But we have to learn from the past,Copy !req
1514. or there is no future.Copy !req
1515. Yeah, we've all been clown
raped by this guy right here,Copy !req
1516. people with disabilities
and regular people.Copy !req
1517. Fucking asshole.Copy !req
1518. That's right.Copy !req
1519. All of us have paid the price
for electing this ass monkey.Copy !req
1520. We all got the right to get
married, to fuck as peopleCopy !req
1521. to fuck as people with disabilitiesCopy !req
1522. chase ass, get drunk, and live our lives.Copy !req
1523. That's what we all have the right to do.Copy !req
1524. So fuck trans- and homophobia,Copy !req
1525. anti-Semitism,Copy !req
1526. fascism, Islamophobia,Copy !req
1527. communism and racism.Copy !req
1528. We can make our worldCopy !req
1529. a better placeCopy !req
1530. if we learn from our own bullshit.Copy !req
1531. We must acknowledge our mistakesCopy !req
1532. and move forward into a
bright future for everyone.Copy !req
1533. Way to go, Billy.Copy !req
1534. But before I move forward,Copy !req
1535. we have some unfinished
business to take care of.Copy !req
1536. So stick around, folks.Copy !req
1537. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
1538. Are you ready?Copy !req
1539. Yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1540. Yeah.Copy !req
1541. You know what they say.Copy !req
1542. Hair today...Copy !req
1543. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
1544. Gone with the wind.Copy !req
1545. Hey...Copy !req
1546. What have we here?Copy !req
1547. It's your trusty old hairbrush.Copy !req
1548. You won't be needing this anymore.Copy !req
1549. No more hair to brush.Copy !req
1550. But I have an idea.Copy !req
1551. You're long overdue for a good spanking.Copy !req
1552. What?Copy !req
1553. Not so fast, mister.Copy !req
1554. Let's see what you're hiding.Copy !req
1555. That's gross.Copy !req
1556. It's like looking into a Ziploc bagCopy !req
1557. that's been crumpled a thousand
times and thrown into the ocean.Copy !req
1558. Small, yet able toCopy !req
1559. kill baby squids and octopi.Copy !req
1560. Oh. It's like that.Copy !req
1561. Hey, look at that little guy.Copy !req
1562. What a teeny weeny wiener!Copy !req
1563. You motherfucker!Copy !req
1564. Watch your mouth, pal. Get over my knee.Copy !req
1565. You gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
1566. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1567. Come on.Copy !req
1568. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
1569. Ow! Oh!Copy !req
1570. Now I'm gonna barbecue
your ass in molasses.Copy !req
1571. Now your butt is nice and hot.Copy !req
1572. Bring all the molasses.Copy !req
1573. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1574. - Oh my God.Copy !req
1575. Oh my God!Copy !req
1576. Ah ah!Copy !req
1577. Now, you little rapscallion,Copy !req
1578. have you settled down?Copy !req
1579. Fuck you.Copy !req
1580. Such language.Copy !req
1581. Maybe I should put you over my knee again?Copy !req
1582. No no no no no no! No more spanking,Copy !req
1583. no more spanking,Copy !req
1584. please please please please.Copy !req
1585. Have you learned your lesson?Copy !req
1586. Yes.Copy !req
1587. Yes what?Copy !req
1588. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1589. What was that? I can't hear you.Copy !req
1590. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1591. What was that, soldier?Copy !req
1592. Sir! Yes, sir!Copy !req
1593. More, more, more, more!Copy !req
1594. More, more, more, more!Copy !req
1595. Well, folks,Copy !req
1596. he says he's learned his lesson.Copy !req
1597. Do you think he's had enough punishment?Copy !req
1598. No, more!Copy !req
1599. Fartbomb. Bring on the Nair.Copy !req
1600. No! No! No! No, not the Nair!Copy !req
1601. I'm gonna fuck your follicles, bitch!Copy !req
1602. Anything but the Nair!Copy !req
1603. Please!Copy !req
1604. This is for Cindy.Copy !req
1605. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1606. You fucking pricks!Copy !req
1607. Look what you've done.Copy !req
1608. More! More! More!Copy !req
1609. I'm melting!Copy !req
1610. Oh, what a world.Copy !req
1611. What a world.Copy !req
1612. Who thought a retard like you could destroyCopy !req
1613. my beautiful bigotry?Copy !req
1614. Look out! Look out.Copy !req
1615. I'm going. I'm going.Copy !req
1616. Ooh, man. Wow.Copy !req
1617. I always knew he was full of shit,Copy !req
1618. but who guessed that much?Copy !req
1619. Hi, Dana.Copy !req
1620. I knew you and Manatee LoverCopy !req
1621. had some chemistry going on,Copy !req
1622. but he won't be coming back.Copy !req
1623. He got blown up.Copy !req
1624. So me and the guys have decidedCopy !req
1625. to give you the only thingCopy !req
1626. left of your lover.Copy !req
1627. Oh, come on, Billy, let's
get out of here, man.Copy !req
1628. This place is bullshit.Copy !req
1629. We gotta go.Copy !req
1630. Breaking headline news.Copy !req
1631. President Donald J. Kruger was
unceremoniously divested of his silver maneCopy !req
1632. and administered a sound
spanking with his own hairbrushCopy !req
1633. by new national hero Billy Bates.Copy !req
1634. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1635. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1636. Kruger has left behind a legacy.Copy !req
1637. A legacy of the abuse of a nation,Copy !req
1638. the attempted ruination
of an entire planet,Copy !req
1639. and the mistreatment of every
single minority group known to man,Copy !req
1640. as well as being, in my personal
opinion, a smelly pile of shit.Copy !req
1641. The famous Kruger
hairbrush will be on displayCopy !req
1642. at the Smithsonian
Institute in Washington, D.C..Copy !req
1643. In related news,Copy !req
1644. all concentration institutions
will be immediately closedCopy !req
1645. and their prisoners will be set free.Copy !req
1646. In more news, missing political adversariesCopy !req
1647. John McBain, Mallory Minton and
Derek Osama have been locatedCopy !req
1648. close to starvation, but still alive
in a slave labor camp in Russia.Copy !req
1649. Finally, a special video titled The
Ignominious Demise of Donald J. KrugerCopy !req
1650. will be distributed free,Copy !req
1651. whether people voted against him or
supported him, like the late Kanye West.Copy !req
1652. Wait, isn't Kanye West still alive?Copy !req
1653. Nigga, please.Copy !req
1654. So, Billy, what do you
think you're going to do now?Copy !req
1655. I think I'll fix up
Nate's house to live in.Copy !req
1656. He did a lot for me.Copy !req
1657. How about you, Will?Copy !req
1658. Well, you know,Copy !req
1659. me and Raven going to go steady.Copy !req
1660. Damn. For reals?Copy !req
1661. What can I tell you?Copy !req
1662. I have a thing for guys in wheelchairs.Copy !req
1663. Oh, it turns out they make me so hot.Copy !req
1664. You know,Copy !req
1665. once you go wheelchair, you never go back.Copy !req
1666. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
1667. Now, Cindy and I can return to my RV.Copy !req
1668. And I can go back to pro
wrestling and crime fighting.Copy !req
1669. Not so fast, hot stuff.Copy !req
1670. I'm horny, and that's a crime
you've got to start fighting right now.Copy !req
1671. I need the real thing.Copy !req
1672. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1673. Fartbomb!Copy !req
1674. Carmen, how do you feelCopy !req
1675. about staying here with me?Copy !req
1676. Ooh. How do you feel
about me taking you to bedCopy !req
1677. and riding you like a
wild stallion all night long?Copy !req
1678. I feel like thisCopy !req
1679. is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
1680. Oh, yeah, I know it is.Copy !req
1681. I know it is.Copy !req
1682. Bye.Copy !req