1. All right, let's try somethin' else.Copy !req
2. Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.Copy !req
3. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
4. Stay on the beat.Copy !req
5. Two, three, four.Copy !req
6. That's C-sharp, horns.Copy !req
7. Two, three...
I see you, Caleb.Copy !req
8. Rachel, now you.Copy !req
9. Forgot my sax, Mr. G.Copy !req
10. Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.Copy !req
11. Go for it!Copy !req
12. Way to go!Copy !req
13. Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?Copy !req
14. So Connie got a little lost in it.Copy !req
15. That's a good thing.Copy !req
16. Look, I remember one timeCopy !req
17. my dad took me to this jazz club,Copy !req
18. and that's the last place I wanted to be.Copy !req
19. But then I see this guy,Copy !req
20. and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,Copy !req
21. and then with the minor...Copy !req
22. Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...Copy !req
23. It's like he's singing.Copy !req
24. And I swear, the next thing I know...Copy !req
25. it's like he floats off the stage.Copy !req
26. That guy was lost in the music.Copy !req
27. He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.Copy !req
28. And I wanted to learn...Copy !req
29. how to talk like that.Copy !req
30. That's when I knew...Copy !req
31. I was born to play.Copy !req
32. Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?Copy !req
33. I'm 12.Copy !req
34. I'll be right back.
Practice your scales.Copy !req
35. Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
36. You're doing my ears a favor.Copy !req
37. - Hey!
- Not you, though, you're good.Copy !req
38. He's not.Copy !req
39. What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?Copy !req
40. I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.Copy !req
41. No more part-time for you.Copy !req
42. You're now our full-time band teacher.Copy !req
43. Job security.Copy !req
44. Medical insurance. Pension.Copy !req
45. Wow. That's, uh, great.Copy !req
46. Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.Copy !req
47. Thanks.Copy !req
48. After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.Copy !req
49. A full-time job.Copy !req
50. Working man, coming through.Copy !req
51. Yeah, Mom, but I...Copy !req
52. You're going to tell them yes, right?Copy !req
53. Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.Copy !req
54. You always got a plan.Copy !req
55. Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,Copy !req
56. for when your plan falls through.Copy !req
57. A backup plan never hurts.Copy !req
58. Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an educationCopy !req
59. so you could be a middle-aged manCopy !req
60. washing your underwear in my shop.Copy !req
61. Walking around with a hole in his pants.Copy !req
62. - Yeah, but...
- With this job, you'll be ableCopy !req
63. to put that dead-end gigging behind you.Copy !req
64. And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.Copy !req
65. And just think,Copy !req
66. playing music will finally
be your real career.Copy !req
67. So you're going to tell them yes, right?Copy !req
68. Please say yes.Copy !req
69. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
70. Good.Copy !req
71. Hello?Copy !req
72. How you been, Mr. G?Copy !req
73. Uh, it's Curley. Lamont.
Lamont Baker.Copy !req
74. Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, man.Copy !req
75. Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.Copy !req
76. I'm not your teacher anymore.Copy !req
77. Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
78. Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,Copy !req
79. and we're kickin' off our tour
with a show at The Half Note tonight.Copy !req
80. Dorothea Williams!
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
81. Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, man. Wow!Copy !req
82. I would die a happy manCopy !req
83. if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.Copy !req
84. Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.Copy !req
85. - Whew, there he is.
- Hey, Curley.Copy !req
86. Leon skipping town
really put us in a bind, man.Copy !req
87. - Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
- I'm glad you made it.Copy !req
88. My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you
on a set last year in Brooklyn.Copy !req
89. Said you were great.Copy !req
90. Well, you know,
for a coffee shop.Copy !req
91. Hey, Dorothea.Copy !req
92. This is the cat I was telling you about.Copy !req
93. My old middle school band teacher,
Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
94. Call me Joe, Dorothea.Copy !req
95. Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.Copy !req
96. It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.Copy !req
97. Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.Copy !req
98. So, we're down to
middle school band teachers now.Copy !req
99. Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.Copy !req
100. What... What are we playin'?Copy !req
101. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
102. I zoned out a little back there.Copy !req
103. Joe Gardner, where have you been?Copy !req
104. I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.Copy !req
105. Uh, but on the weekends, I...Copy !req
106. - You got a suit?
- Uh...Copy !req
107. Get a suit, Teach.
A good suit.Copy !req
108. Back here tonight.
First show's at 9:00.Copy !req
109. Soundcheck's at 7:00.Copy !req
110. We'll see how you do.Copy !req
111. Yes! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
112. You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
113. Hey, look up, look up.Copy !req
114. You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!Copy !req
115. You're never gonna believe
what just happened.Copy !req
116. I did it. I got the gig. Yes!Copy !req
117. I... I know.Copy !req
118. Dorothea Williams!
Can you believe it?Copy !req
119. Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!Copy !req
120. Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?Copy !req
121. Forget class. I'm in a different class.Copy !req
122. I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.Copy !req
123. You know what I'm saying? I'm...Copy !req
124. Whoa! Sorry!Copy !req
125. What the...Copy !req
126. Hello?Copy !req
127. Hello?Copy !req
128. What the...Copy !req
129. Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!Copy !req
130. Hello.Copy !req
131. Oh, what's your name, honey?Copy !req
132. Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.Copy !req
133. Look, I'm not supposed to be here.Copy !req
134. Ah. Must have been sudden for you.Copy !req
135. You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.Copy !req
136. Been waiting a long time for this.Copy !req
137. - For what?
- The Great Beyond.Copy !req
138. The Great Beyond?Copy !req
139. - As in, as in beyond life?
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. That's death right there?Copy !req
141. Exciting, isn't it?Copy !req
142. No, no, no, listen.Copy !req
143. I have a gig tonight.
I can't die now.Copy !req
144. Well, I really don't thinkCopy !req
145. you have a lot to say about this.Copy !req
146. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
147. I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.Copy !req
148. Heck, I'm overdue.Copy !req
149. Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I'm outta here.Copy !req
150. I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.Copy !req
151. This can't happen.
I'm not dyin' today.Copy !req
152. Not when my life just started.Copy !req
153. What was that?Copy !req
154. Wait. I'm not finished.
I gotta get back.Copy !req
155. I don't wanna die!Copy !req
156. I'm not done.
I'm not done. Run!Copy !req
157. - Why aren't you running?
- I don't know.Copy !req
158. - What's wrong with you people?
- I don't know.Copy !req
159. I'm not done.Copy !req
160. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
161. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
162. Help! I'm not done.
I gotta get back.Copy !req
163. Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Now, now, everyone,Copy !req
166. let's give the mentor some room.Copy !req
167. Sorry, new souls.
37, that's enough.Copy !req
168. - Hey, everyone, look here.
- Quiet coyote.Copy !req
169. Shh. Quiet coyote.Copy !req
170. Who... Who are you?Copy !req
171. I am the coming togetherCopy !req
172. of all quantized fields of the universe.Copy !req
173. Appearing in a form
your feeble human brain can comprehend.Copy !req
174. - What?
- You can call me Jerry.Copy !req
175. Jerry, okay.Copy !req
176. Uh, hey, is this heaven?Copy !req
177. No.Copy !req
178. Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?Copy !req
179. - Hell.
- Hell, hell, hell.Copy !req
180. - Shh. Quiet coyote.
- Hell.Copy !req
181. It's easy to get turned around.Copy !req
182. This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.Copy !req
183. The Great Before?Copy !req
184. Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.Copy !req
185. Hell.Copy !req
186. No, no. You're here!Copy !req
187. Does this mean I'm dead?Copy !req
188. Not yet.Copy !req
189. Your body's in a holding pattern.Copy !req
190. It's complicated.Copy !req
191. I'll get you back to your group.Copy !req
192. Come on, little souls, get on up here.Copy !req
193. Welcome to the You Seminar.Copy !req
194. You are in for a treat.Copy !req
195. - Mm, that's weird.
- What is it?Copy !req
196. - The count's off.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
197. There's a soul missing.
The count's off.Copy !req
198. Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.Copy !req
199. You four. In you go.Copy !req
200. You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?Copy !req
201. Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
202. This is where personalities come from?Copy !req
203. Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?Copy !req
204. So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?Copy !req
205. Well, they use the Earth portal.Copy !req
206. Once they get a complete personality,
of course.Copy !req
207. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
208. Goodbye.Copy !req
209. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
210. You sure get lost a lot.Copy !req
211. All righty, mentors.Copy !req
212. - Just find your name here...
- Hello, Jerry...Copy !req
213. and join us inside.Copy !req
214. got a lost mentor for you.Copy !req
215. Thanks, Jerry.Copy !req
216. Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.Copy !req
217. I understand.Copy !req
218. Mentoring isn't for everyone.Copy !req
219. You're more than welcome to opt out.Copy !req
220. Actually, on second thought,Copy !req
221. you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.Copy !req
222. I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.Copy !req
223. Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.Copy !req
224. Thank you, Jerry.Copy !req
225. Is everyone here named Jerry?Copy !req
226. Good luck!Copy !req
227. Jerry, we've got a problem.Copy !req
228. Oh, hello, there, Terry.Copy !req
229. The count's off.Copy !req
230. I seriously doubt that.Copy !req
231. The count hasn't been off in centuries.Copy !req
232. 151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.Copy !req
233. That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.Copy !req
234. 1.75 souls per second.Copy !req
235. And I count every single one of 'em.Copy !req
236. Yep. I'm aware.Copy !req
237. It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.Copy !req
238. I'm the accountant.Copy !req
239. And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,Copy !req
240. - don't we, everyone?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
241. Looks good from where this guy's standing.Copy !req
242. I'd say no.Copy !req
243. I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.Copy !req
244. You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.Copy !req
245. Right. Since accounting is your job,Copy !req
246. why don't you figure out the problem?Copy !req
247. - Maybe I will.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
248. Hello again, Terry.Copy !req
249. Don't play dumb with me.Copy !req
250. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
251. "A."Copy !req
252. Hello, there, mentors.Copy !req
253. I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.Copy !req
254. Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.Copy !req
255. But don't worry,
forgetting the trauma of childbirthCopy !req
256. is one of the great gifts of the universe.Copy !req
257. Here at the You Seminar,Copy !req
258. all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.Copy !req
259. I'm an agreeable skeptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.Copy !req
260. I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.Copy !req
261. I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.Copy !req
262. Oh-ho, this one might be a handful.Copy !req
263. But that's Earth's problem.Copy !req
264. You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.Copy !req
265. What goes in this spot?Copy !req
266. Well, these souls need their "spark."Copy !req
267. And that's where you come in.Copy !req
268. Maybe you will find their sparkCopy !req
269. in the Hall of Everything,Copy !req
270. where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.Copy !req
271. Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,Copy !req
272. featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.Copy !req
273. And just what is this spark?Copy !req
274. I know you're all excited to get to work,Copy !req
275. so good luck finding the spark.Copy !req
276. Find the spark.Copy !req
277. Wow, that was informative.Copy !req
278. Now, it's time for my favorite
part of the program,Copy !req
279. matching you mentors with your soul mates.Copy !req
280. Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.Copy !req
281. Maria, come on down.Copy !req
282. Maria was a rare disease specialistCopy !req
283. from the University of Mexico.Copy !req
284. I'm cured. I'm cured.Copy !req
285. She'll be matched
with one of my favorites,Copy !req
286. soul number 108,210,121,415.Copy !req
287. Congratulations! Off you go.Copy !req
288. Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.Copy !req
289. Dr. Börgensson
is a world-renowned child psychologistCopy !req
290. who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize.Copy !req
291. I see pain, death, destruction.Copy !req
292. - How about now?
- A pretty butterfly.Copy !req
293. Dr. Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.Copy !req
294. Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.Copy !req
295. 22, you come out of
this dimension right now.Copy !req
296. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
297. I don't wanna go to Earth.Copy !req
298. - Stop fighting this, 22.
- I don't wanna.Copy !req
299. You will go to EarthCopy !req
300. - and have a life.
- Make me!Copy !req
301. 22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some timeCopy !req
302. and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,Copy !req
303. Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.Copy !req
304. I made her cry.Copy !req
305. Ignore that.Copy !req
306. Put me down.Copy !req
307. We're truly glad to have you here,
Dr. Börgensson.Copy !req
308. It is an honor having you
prepare 22 for Earth.Copy !req
309. I'm gonna make you wish you never died.Copy !req
310. Most people wish that, 22.Copy !req
311. Off you go. Bye!Copy !req
312. Where are we?Copy !req
313. That's great progress.Copy !req
314. You should be very proud.
Step by step.Copy !req
315. In celebration of
Dr. Börgensson's body of work,Copy !req
316. we are pleased to present him
this honorary...Copy !req
317. These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.Copy !req
318. So many people I'd like to thank,
of course.Copy !req
319. Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazingCopy !req
320. and you did amazing things,Copy !req
321. but here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
322. We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,Copy !req
323. then we go back out, you say you tried,Copy !req
324. I go back to not living my non-life
and you go to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
325. - No, look.
- Talk all you want, Bjorn.Copy !req
326. It's not gonna work, anyway.Copy !req
327. I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.Copy !req
328. Mother Teresa...Copy !req
329. I have compassion for every soul.Copy !req
330. Except you. I don't like you.Copy !req
331. Copernicus...Copy !req
332. The world doesn't revolve around you, 22.Copy !req
333. Muhammad Ali...Copy !req
334. You are the greatest pain in the butt.Copy !req
335. Marie Antoinette...Copy !req
336. Nobody can help you! Nobody!Copy !req
337. Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.Copy !req
338. I already know everything about Earth,Copy !req
339. and it's not worth the trouble.Copy !req
340. Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?Copy !req
341. You know, I'm comfortable up here.Copy !req
342. I have my routine.Copy !req
343. I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,Copy !req
344. and then, like, once a week,Copy !req
345. they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.Copy !req
346. It's not great, but I know what to expect.Copy !req
347. Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?Copy !req
348. I'm not Bjorn BorgensteinCopy !req
349. or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.Copy !req
350. Not a mentor?Copy !req
351. Reverse psychology.Copy !req
352. You really are a good shrink, Doctor.Copy !req
353. Carl Jung already tried that.Copy !req
354. Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!Copy !req
355. Is there any wayCopy !req
356. to show a different life in this place?Copy !req
357. Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?Copy !req
358. It's my life.Copy !req
359. Um, excuse me, what's going on here?Copy !req
360. Binaca breath spray?
Cheap cologne?Copy !req
361. Man, who curated this exhibit?Copy !req
362. You did.Copy !req
363. Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!Copy !req
364. No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.Copy !req
365. Dad, I don't wanna go.Copy !req
366. I don't like jazz.Copy !req
367. Black improvisational music.Copy !req
368. It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.Copy !req
369. At least give it a chance, Joey.Copy !req
370. This is where it all started.Copy !req
371. This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.Copy !req
372. Listen to that.Copy !req
373. See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.Copy !req
374. And that's why I became a jazz musician.Copy !req
375. It's not what we're looking for.Copy !req
376. Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.Copy !req
377. Come back when you have something.Copy !req
378. - Sorry, Joe.
- Sorry, Joe.Copy !req
379. We're looking
for something different.Copy !req
380. Two, three, four.Copy !req
381. My life was meaningless.Copy !req
382. No, no, no.Copy !req
383. No, I will not accept this.Copy !req
384. Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.Copy !req
385. Oh, yeah, sure. Here.Copy !req
386. Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.Copy !req
387. Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?Copy !req
388. Will you give it to me then?Copy !req
389. Wait...Copy !req
390. I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.Copy !req
391. So, yes!Copy !req
392. But we gotta get
this thing to change first,Copy !req
393. and I've never been able
to get it to change.Copy !req
394. Come on.
I know all about sparks.Copy !req
395. Because mine is piano.Copy !req
396. - Really? Nothin' at all?
- Eh.Copy !req
397. Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.Copy !req
398. It feels like a little too much.Copy !req
399. Well, I'm not going out like this.Copy !req
400. Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?Copy !req
401. I'll be right back.Copy !req
402. Don't get ahead of yourself, pal.Copy !req
403. By the way, why do you sound
like a middle-aged white lady?Copy !req
404. I don't.Copy !req
405. - This is all an illusion.
- Huh?Copy !req
406. This whole place is a hypothetical.Copy !req
407. I could sound
like this if I wanted to.Copy !req
408. Or sound like this instead.Copy !req
409. I could even sound like you.Copy !req
410. Life is so unfair.Copy !req
411. I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!Copy !req
412. I just use this voice
because it annoys people.Copy !req
413. It's very effective.Copy !req
414. Don't worry, they're fine.Copy !req
415. You can't crush a soul here.Copy !req
416. That's what life on Earth is for.Copy !req
417. Very witty.Copy !req
418. Okay. Here we are.Copy !req
419. This is the Hall of Everything.Copy !req
420. Yes!Copy !req
421. - Whoa.
- Congratulations!Copy !req
422. So, where do you want to start?Copy !req
423. Come on.Copy !req
424. Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.Copy !req
425. Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.Copy !req
426. - Just smell it.
- Can't, and neither can you.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. You're right. I can't smell.Copy !req
429. We can't...
We can't taste, either?Copy !req
430. All that stuff is in your body.Copy !req
431. - No smell, no taste.
- Or touch. See?Copy !req
432. Okay, I get it. Moving on.Copy !req
433. Isn't this exciting?Copy !req
434. The fire is so pretty.Copy !req
435. I kinda wanna let it spread.Copy !req
436. Nope.Copy !req
437. Hands are hard.Copy !req
438. How about a librarian?
They're cool.Copy !req
439. Yes, amazing.Copy !req
440. Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless jobCopy !req
441. you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?Copy !req
442. Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.Copy !req
443. - Look, obviously this...
- Shh!Copy !req
444. Oh, yeah, that's good.Copy !req
445. Meh.Copy !req
446. Meh.Copy !req
447. Meh.Copy !req
448. Meh.Copy !req
449. Well, I think that's everything.Copy !req
450. - Sorry.
- You told me you'd try.Copy !req
451. I did. I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
452. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.Copy !req
453. Unlike Abraham Lincoln.Copy !req
454. You're really okay being on a penny?Copy !req
455. Well, of course. It's an honor.Copy !req
456. Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.Copy !req
457. Jackson!Copy !req
458. What can I say, Joe?
Earth is boring.Copy !req
459. Well, what else can we do, then?Copy !req
460. Because we're running out of time.Copy !req
461. Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.Copy !req
462. Time's up!Copy !req
463. Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.Copy !req
464. 22 here can be a bit of a challenge.Copy !req
465. Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.Copy !req
466. So, let's get you to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
467. Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.Copy !req
468. Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing.Copy !req
469. Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.Copy !req
470. Settling my disputes with dance.Copy !req
471. Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?Copy !req
472. Please, Jerry?Copy !req
473. You look really good today, Jerry.Copy !req
474. Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.Copy !req
475. Good for you, Dr. Börgensson.Copy !req
476. Run.Copy !req
477. In here.Copy !req
478. Here it is.Copy !req
479. Where does it lead?Copy !req
480. Hey, you ask too many questions.Copy !req
481. How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?Copy !req
482. - And we're going there why?
- 'Cause I know a guy there.Copy !req
483. A guy who can help.
A guy like you.Copy !req
484. Like me? As in, alive?Copy !req
485. Wait, are you actually helping me?Copy !req
486. Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,Copy !req
487. and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.Copy !req
488. And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.Copy !req
489. And you're working so hard
to get back to it.Copy !req
490. Why? I mean, this I gotta see.Copy !req
491. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
492. What is this place?Copy !req
493. You know how when you humans
are really into somethingCopy !req
494. and it feels like you're in another place?Copy !req
495. Feels like you're in the zone, right?Copy !req
496. - Yeah.
- Well, this is the zone.Copy !req
497. It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.Copy !req
498. Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.Copy !req
499. This must be where musicians come
when they get into a flow.Copy !req
500. Not just musicians. Watch this.Copy !req
501. O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...Copy !req
502. Line!Copy !req
503. Check this out.Copy !req
504. I have been messing
with this team for decades.Copy !req
505. And the Knicks lose another one.Copy !req
506. All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?Copy !req
507. I gotta get back to my gig.Copy !req
508. - Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
- What the...Copy !req
509. Make a trade.Copy !req
510. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
511. - What is that?
- Shh!Copy !req
512. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
513. Run!Copy !req
514. Make a trade,
make a trade, make a trade!Copy !req
515. Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers.Copy !req
516. Good to see you again, 22.Copy !req
517. Moonwind, how are ya?Copy !req
518. On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.Copy !req
519. Hey, got a request for you.Copy !req
520. Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.Copy !req
521. Can you help me?Copy !req
522. That's what we do.Copy !req
523. We are the mystics without borders.Copy !req
524. Devoted to helping
the lost souls of Earth find their way.Copy !req
525. I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.Copy !req
526. That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,Copy !req
527. and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.Copy !req
528. These weirdos are going
to help me get back?Copy !req
529. Just wait.Copy !req
530. Let's get this lost soul back home.Copy !req
531. Make a trade.Copy !req
532. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
533. Poor fellow.Copy !req
534. Some people just can't let go
of their own anxieties and obsessions,Copy !req
535. leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.Copy !req
536. And this is the result.Copy !req
537. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
538. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
539. Make a trade?Copy !req
540. Looks like another hedge fund manager.Copy !req
541. Now, to reconnect to your earthly body.Copy !req
542. Whoa. That's me.Copy !req
543. Thank you.Copy !req
544. What am I doing with my life?Copy !req
545. I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!Copy !req
546. It's beautiful!Copy !req
547. Whoa. He got back just like that?Copy !req
548. So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?Copy !req
549. Egads, man!Copy !req
550. Joe, are you dead?Copy !req
551. No, no. Well, not yet.Copy !req
552. Can you help me get back?Copy !req
553. We've never connected an untethered soul
back to its body before.Copy !req
554. But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...Copy !req
555. Yes! All aboard!Copy !req
556. Anchors away!Copy !req
557. So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?Copy !req
558. Well, on Earth, of course.Copy !req
559. My body is in a trance in Palawan.Copy !req
560. I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.Copy !req
561. I'm a shamanic healer
meditating in Berkeley, California.Copy !req
562. Mm-hmm. And let me guess,
you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?Copy !req
563. Yes. Something like that.Copy !req
564. I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.Copy !req
565. Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.Copy !req
566. Yes, precisely.Copy !req
567. And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.Copy !req
568. Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.Copy !req
569. So I can go wherever I want.Copy !req
570. I'm a nobody, get it?Copy !req
571. We mystics meet in this glorious landscape
every Tuesday.Copy !req
572. So many of them. Sad.Copy !req
573. You know,
lost souls are not that differentCopy !req
574. from those in the zone.Copy !req
575. - What?
- The zone is enjoyable,Copy !req
576. but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.Copy !req
577. Gotta find it.Copy !req
578. Gotta find it. Gotta find it.Copy !req
579. For a time, I was a lost soul myself.Copy !req
580. - Really?
- Tetris.Copy !req
581. There you are.Copy !req
582. We'll have you back in no time.Copy !req
583. Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,Copy !req
584. you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.Copy !req
585. Close your eyes.Copy !req
586. Breathe into your crown chakra.Copy !req
587. Do we really need all this?Copy !req
588. Yes!Copy !req
589. Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.Copy !req
590. No pianos, Joe. You must focus.Copy !req
591. Imagine silence.Copy !req
592. Now, concentrate on where your body is.Copy !req
593. Listen for cues.Copy !req
594. That's it. You're doing it.Copy !req
595. No peeking.
Maintain your meditative stateCopy !req
596. or you'll break the connection.Copy !req
597. Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.Copy !req
598. I hear a heart monitor.Copy !req
599. I can smell hand sanitizer.Copy !req
600. Yes. Yes! Good.Copy !req
601. I think I can feel my feet.Copy !req
602. Hmm. I feel fur.Copy !req
603. Did you find a next of kin?Copy !req
604. I feel fur.Copy !req
605. Did you hear that?Copy !req
606. Oh, the therapy cat is working.Copy !req
607. Am I close?
When can I jump in?Copy !req
608. Look! There I am.Copy !req
609. There I am.Copy !req
610. His heart rate is increasing.Copy !req
611. I'll get the doctor.Copy !req
612. Mr. Mittens, you stay right there.Copy !req
613. - What are we waiting for?
- No, Joe, don't rush this.Copy !req
614. - It's not the right time.
- No, it's my time.Copy !req
615. Wait, not me!Copy !req
616. I did it.
I did it! I'm back.Copy !req
617. What the...Copy !req
618. No.Copy !req
619. No. No. No.Copy !req
620. I'm in the cat?Copy !req
621. Wait a minute.
If I'm in here, then who...Copy !req
622. - What?
- You're in my body!Copy !req
623. - You're in the cat?
- Wait, wait, that's my body.Copy !req
624. - I'm in a body! No!
- Why are you in my body?Copy !req
625. I don't wanna be a cat.
I hate cats!Copy !req
626. Oh, it's disgusting.Copy !req
627. That Moonwind guy, he messed this up.Copy !req
628. Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...Copy !req
629. Oh, no, they can't understand me.Copy !req
630. They think you're me.
You gotta try.Copy !req
631. Miss Doctor, we have a problem.Copy !req
632. I'm an unborn soul
and I wanna stay at the You Seminar.Copy !req
633. Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.Copy !req
634. No, no, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
635. - I'm not Mr. Gardner.
- Shh!Copy !req
636. They're gonna think you're nuts.Copy !req
637. I mean, that I'm nuts.Copy !req
638. Oh, how did this happen?Copy !req
639. I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.Copy !req
640. Then why am I in a cat?Copy !req
641. I don't know!Copy !req
642. Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner?Copy !req
643. A next of kin or friend?Copy !req
644. - Tell her no.
- Uh, no.Copy !req
645. Can you tell me what day it is?Copy !req
646. It's the worst day of my life.Copy !req
647. I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.Copy !req
648. Tell you what.
We're going to keep you hereCopy !req
649. for observation. Just for a bit.Copy !req
650. Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.Copy !req
651. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
652. - You gotta talk to her.
- Okay.Copy !req
653. Miss Doctor,
this body's soul is in this cat.Copy !req
654. Stop talking.Copy !req
655. So naturally, he wants to stay close.Copy !req
656. Uh, keep the cat.
Just get some rest.Copy !req
657. A lot of it. Okay?Copy !req
658. I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes.Copy !req
659. Ten minutes?
We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
660. No way! I am not moving!Copy !req
661. I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.Copy !req
662. I have bendy meat sticks.Copy !req
663. I can feel myself feeling myself.Copy !req
664. Hey! Focus! Listen to me.Copy !req
665. We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.Copy !req
666. Take you away?
You're gonna leave me?Copy !req
667. No way! That's my body you're in.Copy !req
668. Okay, do you think you can walk?Copy !req
669. I don't know!Copy !req
670. I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.Copy !req
671. But will you try?Copy !req
672. Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.Copy !req
673. I'm a cat. I can make this.Copy !req
674. Okay, come on, you're doing great.Copy !req
675. Keep going. Keep going.Copy !req
676. I'm just gonna rest here for a minute.Copy !req
677. No, no, no, no.
They'll be back any minute. Come on.Copy !req
678. Okay!Copy !req
679. In here!Copy !req
680. Okay, good.Copy !req
681. Now push the down button.Copy !req
682. Move your... Nope. Careful.Copy !req
683. Those fingers are my livelihood.Copy !req
684. Now get in.Copy !req
685. Okay, what did Moonwind say?Copy !req
686. He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.Copy !req
687. Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.Copy !req
688. Exactly. Wait.
How do you know all that?Copy !req
689. It's all in this stupid brain of yours.Copy !req
690. Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.Copy !req
691. Oh, relax. There's not much here.Copy !req
692. Jazz, jazz, more jazz.Copy !req
693. Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?Copy !req
694. Uh, never mind.Copy !req
695. I, um...Copy !req
696. It's all happening too fast, you know.Copy !req
697. Let's just take a minute and, um...Copy !req
698. Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.Copy !req
699. Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.Copy !req
700. No, don't stop.
What are you doing?Copy !req
701. This is New York City.Copy !req
702. You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.Copy !req
703. Oh, no. 22. 22!Copy !req
704. 22. Oh, no.
Oh, no. 22. 22.Copy !req
705. 22! 22!Copy !req
706. 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?Copy !req
707. Look, I'm sorry.
But come on, let's go.Copy !req
708. No way.Copy !req
709. I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.Copy !req
710. Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.Copy !req
711. Yeah, this place is worse than I thought.Copy !req
712. It's loud, and bright, and...Copy !req
713. Hmm.
What is that in my nose?Copy !req
714. That's smell.Copy !req
715. And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.Copy !req
716. Go on.Copy !req
717. It's so good!Copy !req
718. It's, uh...Copy !req
719. It's not horrible.Copy !req
720. Good. You can eat on the way.
Let's go.Copy !req
721. Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.Copy !req
722. Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.Copy !req
723. That's great.
Ready to find Moonwind?Copy !req
724. Maybe.Copy !req
725. I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.Copy !req
726. Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.Copy !req
727. No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.Copy !req
728. He said it's...Copy !req
729. - Yee-row.
- Yo-yo.Copy !req
730. - Yee-row.
- YOLO.Copy !req
731. - Yee-row.
- Sergio?Copy !req
732. Yee-row!Copy !req
733. I miss that guy.Copy !req
734. This is 14th and 7th.Copy !req
735. That's gotta be him.Copy !req
736. Moonwind, you gotta help me.Copy !req
737. Joe! You made it into your body.Copy !req
738. No, he didn't.Copy !req
739. That is my body.Copy !req
740. You're in a cat?Copy !req
741. That's marvelous!Copy !req
742. Hey, Moonwimp!Copy !req
743. That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?Copy !req
744. But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.Copy !req
745. Who cares? And you!Copy !req
746. We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!Copy !req
747. Get back to work!Copy !req
748. No one understands my art.Copy !req
749. Moonwind, listen,Copy !req
750. I gotta get out of here and back in there.Copy !req
751. Well, we'll have to performCopy !req
752. an old-fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.Copy !req
753. - A what?
- It's simply a wayCopy !req
754. to get your souls back where they belong.Copy !req
755. And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,Copy !req
756. full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.Copy !req
757. I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.Copy !req
758. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.Copy !req
759. You must wait for another thin spotCopy !req
760. to open between Earth
and the astral plane.Copy !req
761. And that won't occurCopy !req
762. until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.Copy !req
763. When is that?Copy !req
764. Well, the government calls it 6:30.Copy !req
765. Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.Copy !req
766. 6:30? You serious?Copy !req
767. I'll gather all
the necessary provisions...Copy !req
768. I said, get out of here! Go!Copy !req
769. See you
at The Half Note at 6:30!Copy !req
770. I'll take care of everything!Copy !req
771. And stay away!Copy !req
772. Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.Copy !req
773. You're out there somewhere, little soul,Copy !req
774. and I'm gonna find ya.Copy !req
775. All right, this is the last snack.Copy !req
776. I can barely fit into my pants as it is.Copy !req
777. 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.Copy !req
778. We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...Copy !req
779. We gotta hail a cab.
Hold your hand out.Copy !req
780. Hold it up and out.Copy !req
781. Man, this would be hard
even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.Copy !req
782. Go, go, go!
Just run to that one.Copy !req
783. Is that Teach?Copy !req
784. Mm, pepperoni.Copy !req
785. Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.Copy !req
786. What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.Copy !req
787. Maybe you should call her upCopy !req
788. and tell her that we're not crazy.Copy !req
789. I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.Copy !req
790. I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.Copy !req
791. How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?Copy !req
792. Never mind.
Just put those pants on.Copy !req
793. Sheesh, I can't believe I've beenCopy !req
794. walking around in this city
with no pants on.Copy !req
795. I don't even wanna be here, remember?Copy !req
796. I don't want you here either. I just...Copy !req
797. I just wanna get back to my body,Copy !req
798. then get back to the club.Copy !req
799. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
800. Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...Copy !req
801. My phone!Copy !req
802. Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.Copy !req
803. Curley! Uh... No, no.Copy !req
804. Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley.
Um...Copy !req
805. I hope you're doin' okay.Copy !req
806. Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.Copy !req
807. He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.Copy !req
808. No, no, no.Copy !req
809. Look, honestly,Copy !req
810. your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.Copy !req
811. Like, I owe you a lot.Copy !req
812. So, here's the plan.Copy !req
813. Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,Copy !req
814. and get to the club early.Copy !req
815. I'm gonna try and talk to her.Copy !req
816. Just make sure you show up
looking like a million bucks, all right?Copy !req
817. I hope I see you, man.
All right. Peace.Copy !req
818. Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.Copy !req
819. I need your help. I have a suit.Copy !req
820. I'm gonna need you to try it on.Copy !req
821. No, no, no.Copy !req
822. And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,Copy !req
823. - and I can...
- Nope. No way, no how.Copy !req
824. 22!Copy !req
825. - Mr. Gardner?
- Ah!Copy !req
826. It's Connie.
She's here for her lesson.Copy !req
827. - What do I do?
- I can hear you!Copy !req
828. Just tell her that you can't do it today.Copy !req
829. Hi, Connie.Copy !req
830. Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.Copy !req
831. - You're Joe!
- I mean, me.Copy !req
832. Me can't do it today.Copy !req
833. Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.Copy !req
834. I came to tell you that I quit.Copy !req
835. Quit?Copy !req
836. We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.Copy !req
837. Band is a stupid waste of time.Copy !req
838. This kid is talking sense.Copy !req
839. What are you doing?Copy !req
840. Here, I quit.
I think jazz is pointless.Copy !req
841. Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.Copy !req
842. In fact, all of school is a waste of time.Copy !req
843. Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,Copy !req
844. "State sponsored educationCopy !req
845. "is like the rattling of a stick
inside a swill bucket."Copy !req
846. Yeah!Copy !req
847. The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.Copy !req
848. It's the oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
849. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
850. She doesn't care about any of that.Copy !req
851. I've been saying that
since the third grade.Copy !req
852. You know, you seem really smart.Copy !req
853. What is your position on pizza?Copy !req
854. - Uh, I like it?
- Me, too!Copy !req
855. What are you doing?Copy !req
856. I'd rather hang with Connie.Copy !req
857. What? Come back here!
You open this...Copy !req
858. Um, I think your cat wants to get out.Copy !req
859. Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.Copy !req
860. 22! Don't you walk away from me.Copy !req
861. Come here right now.Copy !req
862. I'm gonna go in
and I'mma scratch up the sofa.Copy !req
863. Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.Copy !req
864. You really got things figured out, Connie.Copy !req
865. I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.Copy !req
866. Sure.Copy !req
867. You know, I really am glad
there's someone elseCopy !req
868. who sees how ridiculous this place is.Copy !req
869. You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...Copy !req
870. You know what, Mr. G?Copy !req
871. I was practicing this one thing yesterdayCopy !req
872. and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?Copy !req
873. Uh, okay.Copy !req
874. Wow. You really love this.Copy !req
875. Yeah.Copy !req
876. So, maybe I'd better stick with it?Copy !req
877. Yeah.Copy !req
878. Bye, Mr. G.Copy !req
879. See you next week!Copy !req
880. 22!Copy !req
881. So, Connie came here to quit,Copy !req
882. but then she didn't.Copy !req
883. 22, forget about that. Listen.Copy !req
884. I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?Copy !req
885. Because she loves to play.Copy !req
886. She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.Copy !req
887. She's good at it.Copy !req
888. Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.Copy !req
889. Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back,
I need your help.Copy !req
890. Okay.Copy !req
891. Really?Copy !req
892. I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.Copy !req
893. 'Cause I don't know,Copy !req
894. some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,Copy !req
895. and if Connie can find
something she loves here,Copy !req
896. maybe I can, too.Copy !req
897. - Great!
- So, what do we do first?Copy !req
898. - This water hurts!
- It's okay.Copy !req
899. You just have to turn the other knob.Copy !req
900. Oh, okay, that's better.Copy !req
901. And I wouldn't be madCopy !req
902. if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.Copy !req
903. I washed your butt for you.Copy !req
904. Ah! Spicy! Spicy!Copy !req
905. You five will be insecure.Copy !req
906. And you 12 will be self-absorbed.Copy !req
907. We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.Copy !req
908. Found him!Copy !req
909. See that, everybody?Copy !req
910. Who figured out why the count's off?Copy !req
911. That's right, Terry did.Copy !req
912. It's Terrytime.Copy !req
913. - Wow. Nice work.
- Well, who is it?Copy !req
914. Right.Copy !req
915. Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.Copy !req
916. Looks like he's back down on Earth.Copy !req
917. That's not good.Copy !req
918. That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.Copy !req
919. All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.Copy !req
920. Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.Copy !req
921. How?Copy !req
922. I'll go down there and get him.Copy !req
923. Set the count right, lickety-split.Copy !req
924. Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?Copy !req
925. Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.Copy !req
926. I'm trying to un-beef it.Copy !req
927. But you cannot be seen.Copy !req
928. By anyone.Copy !req
929. Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.Copy !req
930. I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.Copy !req
931. Please, just do it quickly and quietly.Copy !req
932. And also quickly.
And quietly as well.Copy !req
933. This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.Copy !req
934. Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.Copy !req
935. It's a little tight in the back-here part.Copy !req
936. It'll loosen. Sit down.Copy !req
937. I'm a cat.Copy !req
938. I'll do it.Copy !req
939. You couldn't call an elevator, remember?Copy !req
940. No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.Copy !req
941. Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.Copy !req
942. - Don't move.
- I'm not moving. You're moving.Copy !req
943. Oh, no!Copy !req
944. Don't worry, I'm okay.Copy !req
945. Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!Copy !req
946. This is a disaster!Copy !req
947. We gotta fix this. Right now.Copy !req
948. - Okay. How?
- We gotta go see Dez.Copy !req
949. Great. Who's Dez?Copy !req
950. Yo, Ian, man, how you getCopy !req
951. that big peanut head?
What happened to you?Copy !req
952. Man, shut up, man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.Copy !req
953. Dez is the guy in the back.Copy !req
954. He can fix this.Copy !req
955. Talk about havin' a spark.Copy !req
956. This guy was born to be a barber.Copy !req
957. But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.Copy !req
958. Dez is the only one that I talk to.Copy !req
959. We usually talk about jazz,Copy !req
960. but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.Copy !req
961. Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?Copy !req
962. You didn't call for an appointment, man.
It's gonna be a while.Copy !req
963. Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.Copy !req
964. Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
965. You gotta wait, son.
This is an emergency.Copy !req
966. What? That ain't cool, Dez.Copy !req
967. You could always let Harold cut your hair.Copy !req
968. His chair's wide open.Copy !req
969. Nah. I can wait.Copy !req
970. Joe, get your butt in this chair now.Copy !req
971. Should I even ask you how this happened?Copy !req
972. - The cat did it.
- Stop sounding insane.Copy !req
973. I mean, um, I was distractedCopy !req
974. getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.Copy !req
975. Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.Copy !req
976. Congratulations!Copy !req
977. Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.Copy !req
978. You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.Copy !req
979. This guy.Copy !req
980. Joe, ignore him.
Now let's fix you up.Copy !req
981. You keeping that cat on your lap?Copy !req
982. Is it okay that I do that?Copy !req
983. Suit yourself. You're the boss.Copy !req
984. - I am?
- When you're in this chair,Copy !req
985. yeah, you are.Copy !req
986. So can I have one of those?Copy !req
987. Uh... Sure, Joe.Copy !req
988. Cool.Copy !req
989. Mmm. I like being in the chair.Copy !req
990. Hey, get your head in the game.Copy !req
991. Little chainsaw.Copy !req
992. You need to settle down.
If you keep this...Copy !req
993. Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,Copy !req
994. but if this cat don't chill,Copy !req
995. we're gonna have to put it outside.Copy !req
996. Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?Copy !req
997. Meow.Copy !req
998. Sometimes, change is good.Copy !req
999. You have been rocking
that same style for a while.Copy !req
1000. Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.Copy !req
1001. You can say that again.Copy !req
1002. Mmm. But then my life changed.Copy !req
1003. Oh, yeah? What happened?Copy !req
1004. I was existing as a theoretical constructCopy !req
1005. in a hypothetical way stationCopy !req
1006. between life and death.Copy !req
1007. I heard that.Copy !req
1008. And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,Copy !req
1009. I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?Copy !req
1010. Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?Copy !req
1011. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1012. I never knew you had
such an interesting education, Joe.Copy !req
1013. I just thought you went to music school.Copy !req
1014. And another thing,
they say you're born to do something,Copy !req
1015. but how do you figure out
what that thing is?Copy !req
1016. I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?Copy !req
1017. Or somebody else's thing, you know?Copy !req
1018. - Then you're stuck.
- Been there before.Copy !req
1019. I'll take one of those.Copy !req
1020. I wouldn't call myself stuck,Copy !req
1021. but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.Copy !req
1022. Wait, but you were born to be a barber,
weren't you?Copy !req
1023. I wanted to be a veterinarian.Copy !req
1024. So, why didn't you do that?Copy !req
1025. I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.Copy !req
1026. Then my daughter got sick,Copy !req
1027. and barber school
is a lot cheaperCopy !req
1028. than veterinarian school.Copy !req
1029. Well, that's too bad.Copy !req
1030. You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.Copy !req
1031. Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe.Copy !req
1032. I'm happy as a clam, my man.Copy !req
1033. Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.Copy !req
1034. Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.Copy !req
1035. I know.Copy !req
1036. You are not all that.Copy !req
1037. Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.Copy !req
1038. Don't pay Paul any mind.Copy !req
1039. People like him just bring
other people downCopy !req
1040. so they can make themselves feel better.Copy !req
1041. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
1042. He's just criticizing me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.Copy !req
1043. You cut deep, Joe.Copy !req
1044. I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.Copy !req
1045. That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.Copy !req
1046. I get to meet interesting folks like you,Copy !req
1047. make them happy, and make them handsome.Copy !req
1048. Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?Copy !req
1049. I may not have invented
blood transfusions,Copy !req
1050. but I am most definitely savin' lives.Copy !req
1051. I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, man,Copy !req
1052. but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.Copy !req
1053. Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?Copy !req
1054. You never asked.Copy !req
1055. But I'm glad you did this time.Copy !req
1056. - Looking good, brother.
- Have a great show.Copy !req
1057. I grabbed
a couple of road lollies.Copy !req
1058. Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2.Copy !req
1059. Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.Copy !req
1060. Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.Copy !req
1061. Oh, yeah, thanks.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
1062. There you are.Copy !req
1063. No hard feelings, right? All right.Copy !req
1064. Just friends.Copy !req
1065. Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.Copy !req
1066. Okay. Goodbye, Paul.Copy !req
1067. Come to Terry.Copy !req
1068. Gotcha!Copy !req
1069. Thought you could cheat the universe?Copy !req
1070. Well, you thought wrong.Copy !req
1071. I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...Copy !req
1072. Oh, whoa...
You're not Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1073. My mistake.Copy !req
1074. We'll just get you back into
your meat suit.Copy !req
1075. There you go.Copy !req
1076. No harm, no foul.Copy !req
1077. Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella,Copy !req
1078. I'm thinking there's no reasonCopy !req
1079. we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?Copy !req
1080. Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.Copy !req
1081. Unless you keep eatingCopy !req
1082. those processed foods,
am I right?Copy !req
1083. But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.Copy !req
1084. You know what,
you did all right back there.Copy !req
1085. How did you know how to deal with Paul?Copy !req
1086. I didn't. I just let out the me.Copy !req
1087. Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.Copy !req
1088. First of all,
"jazzing" is not a word.Copy !req
1089. And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.Copy !req
1090. It says take one.Copy !req
1091. Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1092. "Man with a van."Copy !req
1093. I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.Copy !req
1094. Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan.Copy !req
1095. We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.Copy !req
1096. It's around 4:00 p.m. Now...Copy !req
1097. You know what?Copy !req
1098. You are really getting good
at using those legs.Copy !req
1099. Why don't you try runnin'?Copy !req
1100. Hey! I made a song.
I'm jazzing.Copy !req
1101. Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.Copy !req
1102. We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...Copy !req
1103. - That tickles.
- Uh, what are you doing?Copy !req
1104. Whoops. I got it.Copy !req
1105. Would you hurry up?Copy !req
1106. Okay.Copy !req
1107. You were right.
These pants are loosening.Copy !req
1108. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
1109. Don't let people see your butt!Copy !req
1110. - It's your butt.
- It doesn't matter whose butt...Copy !req
1111. Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.Copy !req
1112. Quick! Cover the butt!Copy !req
1113. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1114. I can't find a tailor this late...Copy !req
1115. Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's.Copy !req
1116. Okay.Copy !req
1117. No, no, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
1118. Mom doesn't know about this gig.Copy !req
1119. And she's not gonna like it.Copy !req
1120. Okay.Copy !req
1121. We don't have any other choice.Copy !req
1122. Okay.Copy !req
1123. She's the only one that can fix this.Copy !req
1124. - Okay.
- Stop saying "okay"!Copy !req
1125. We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.Copy !req
1126. Okay... Got it.Copy !req
1127. My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,Copy !req
1128. and I wanna keep it that way, okay?Copy !req
1129. Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.Copy !req
1130. - What?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
1131. You did. Up here.Copy !req
1132. Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,Copy !req
1133. and being a professional musician
isn't it.Copy !req
1134. So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.Copy !req
1135. I'm not looking forward to this,
but there's no reason she needs to know...Copy !req
1136. I don't know.
All the times I've beenCopy !req
1137. so close to getting to my dreams,Copy !req
1138. something always gets in the way.Copy !req
1139. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1140. He's good.Copy !req
1141. And I've heard music before,
but I've never felt like this inside.Copy !req
1142. Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.Copy !req
1143. Let's go.Copy !req
1144. Hey, take it easy, eh?Copy !req
1145. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1146. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1147. It's the subway.
It does that to some people.Copy !req
1148. - Does what?
- It wears you down.Copy !req
1149. It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.Copy !req
1150. Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.Copy !req
1151. But once I get on the stage tonight,Copy !req
1152. all my troubles are going to be fixed.Copy !req
1153. You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1154. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
1155. Under the seat.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
1156. It's still half-full.Copy !req
1157. All right, remember,Copy !req
1158. I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?Copy !req
1159. - Joey! Oh, baby boy...
- Joey!Copy !req
1160. - Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- ... we heard the news.Copy !req
1161. Oh, crap. She knows.Copy !req
1162. Your momma's in the back.Copy !req
1163. - You gotta go in there.
- No, I don't want to.Copy !req
1164. You have to.
We need the suit fixed.Copy !req
1165. You forgetting something, Joey?Copy !req
1166. - What?
- Kiss her.Copy !req
1167. I always kiss Melba when I see her.Copy !req
1168. Just do it.Copy !req
1169. No, no, no. Not on the lips.Copy !req
1170. Joey!
What has gotten into you, boy?Copy !req
1171. Let him finish.Copy !req
1172. Cougar. I knew it.Copy !req
1173. I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.Copy !req
1174. So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?Copy !req
1175. I hope that cat isn't supposed to be
some kind of peace offering.Copy !req
1176. Come. Come on.Copy !req
1177. Just say you rescued it.Copy !req
1178. Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.Copy !req
1179. Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.Copy !req
1180. Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.Copy !req
1181. So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?Copy !req
1182. Whoa! I don't need to see that.Copy !req
1183. I know. Embarrassing, right?Copy !req
1184. So, you'll fix it?Copy !req
1185. - No.
- What?Copy !req
1186. How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?Copy !req
1187. You tell me you're going
to accept the full-time position...Copy !req
1188. Here it comes.Copy !req
1189. and instead,
I hear you've taken another gig.Copy !req
1190. Tell her that this one is different.Copy !req
1191. This one's different!Copy !req
1192. Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?Copy !req
1193. No? Then it's the same as the other ones.Copy !req
1194. It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.Copy !req
1195. Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.Copy !req
1196. My mom has never understood
what I'm trying to do with my life.Copy !req
1197. Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.Copy !req
1198. My mom has never understoodCopy !req
1199. what I'm trying to do with my life.Copy !req
1200. - 22!
- What did you just say?Copy !req
1201. Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?Copy !req
1202. No. Not this time.
Repeat after me.Copy !req
1203. Mom, I know we've had some rough times,Copy !req
1204. but you're right,Copy !req
1205. I can't be truthful with you.Copy !req
1206. Because it seems like
no matter what I do, you disapprove.Copy !req
1207. Look, I know you love playing.Copy !req
1208. Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?Copy !req
1209. I finally land the gig of my life
and you're upset.Copy !req
1210. You didn't see how tough
being a musician was on your father.Copy !req
1211. I don't want to see
you struggle like that.Copy !req
1212. So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?Copy !req
1213. Your father had me.Copy !req
1214. Most times,
this shop is what paid the bills.Copy !req
1215. So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?Copy !req
1216. Music is all I think about.Copy !req
1217. From the moment I wake up in the morningCopy !req
1218. to the moment I fall asleep at night.Copy !req
1219. You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.Copy !req
1220. Then I don't want to eat.Copy !req
1221. This isn't about my career, Mom.Copy !req
1222. It's my reason for living.Copy !req
1223. And I know Dad felt the same way.Copy !req
1224. I'm just afraid
that if I died today,Copy !req
1225. that my life would've amounted to nothing.Copy !req
1226. Joey.Copy !req
1227. Let's make this work instead.Copy !req
1228. That's my dad's suit.Copy !req
1229. Lulu. Melba.Copy !req
1230. Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.Copy !req
1231. Wow. This feels really nice.Copy !req
1232. - You look marvelous.
- It fits perfectly.Copy !req
1233. You see how I did that?Copy !req
1234. That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.Copy !req
1235. - Can I try on that?
- Of course you can.Copy !req
1236. Just handsome.Copy !req
1237. Thank you, uh, Mom.Copy !req
1238. Ray would have been so proud of you, baby.Copy !req
1239. Like I've always been.Copy !req
1240. You heard me, right?Copy !req
1241. The suit is wool, not polyester.Copy !req
1242. So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.Copy !req
1243. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
1244. Oh,
there's a nice little taper there.Copy !req
1245. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
1246. Oh, that was amazin'.Copy !req
1247. You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.Copy !req
1248. Yeah, you were jazzing.Copy !req
1249. Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.Copy !req
1250. I'm telling you, Joe.Copy !req
1251. You really should call Lisa again.Copy !req
1252. I don't really have time
for a relationship right now, 22.Copy !req
1253. Oh, busy right now?Copy !req
1254. Wanna wait till you die a second time?Copy !req
1255. Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
1256. I can't believe
I'm getting romantic adviceCopy !req
1257. from an unborn soul.Copy !req
1258. I can think of worse.Copy !req
1259. There it is.Copy !req
1260. We made it!
This is going to work.Copy !req
1261. Whoa! I can't believe how good I look.Copy !req
1262. The suit, the cut.
Just look at me.Copy !req
1263. - Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
- Like this?Copy !req
1264. - Angle the shoulders, and...
- Oh, hey, who's that?Copy !req
1265. - And from this side.
- That's it.Copy !req
1266. What? Who's back here?Copy !req
1267. - Still me. Uh-huh.
- That's a winner.Copy !req
1268. Right?Copy !req
1269. This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.Copy !req
1270. The Half Note.Copy !req
1271. He made you pay for dinner?Copy !req
1272. Yeah...Copy !req
1273. - So, you ready?
- Huh?Copy !req
1274. To go home.Copy !req
1275. I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?Copy !req
1276. What do you think of Earth, anyway?Copy !req
1277. I always said it was dumb. But...Copy !req
1278. I mean...Copy !req
1279. Just look at what I found.Copy !req
1280. Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.Copy !req
1281. When I was nervous, Dez gave me this.Copy !req
1282. A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.Copy !req
1283. But I kind of liked that, too.Copy !req
1284. Truth is, I've always worriedCopy !req
1285. that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?Copy !req
1286. Maybe I'm not good enough for living.Copy !req
1287. But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,Copy !req
1288. and maybe sky-watching can be my spark.Copy !req
1289. Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.Copy !req
1290. Those really aren't purposes, 22.Copy !req
1291. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1292. But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,Copy !req
1293. you can give it an honest try.Copy !req
1294. No, but I've been at the You Seminar
for thousands of yearsCopy !req
1295. and I have never felt this close.Copy !req
1296. Joe! Who's ready to go home?Copy !req
1297. Moonwind.Copy !req
1298. The stars are almost in alignment.Copy !req
1299. All right.Copy !req
1300. I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.Copy !req
1301. No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.Copy !req
1302. This is my only chance to find my spark.Copy !req
1303. 22, you're only loving this stuff
because you're in my body.Copy !req
1304. You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.Copy !req
1305. Now, come on,
I need my body back. Now!Copy !req
1306. No.Copy !req
1307. I'm in the chair.Copy !req
1308. - 22!
- Leave me alone!Copy !req
1309. I'm trying to find my purpose!Copy !req
1310. 22, you come back here!Copy !req
1311. 22!Copy !req
1312. Mr. Mittens.Copy !req
1313. There they are.Copy !req
1314. You come back here right now!Copy !req
1315. You stole my body!Copy !req
1316. It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1317. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1318. Gotcha!Copy !req
1319. No, no, no.Copy !req
1320. No, no!Copy !req
1321. I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!Copy !req
1322. And I was about to find my spark!Copy !req
1323. Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!Copy !req
1324. You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!Copy !req
1325. I lost everything because of you!Copy !req
1326. Joe!Copy !req
1327. You cheated.Copy !req
1328. Found him.Copy !req
1329. - Joe Gardner.
- You're back!Copy !req
1330. Terry, you found them.Copy !req
1331. No need to thank me.Copy !req
1332. It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...Copy !req
1333. 22 got her pass?Copy !req
1334. - Oh, my goodness.
- 22! You got an Earth Pass!Copy !req
1335. This is amazing!Copy !req
1336. I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1337. This is cray cray.Copy !req
1338. But what...
What filled in the last box?Copy !req
1339. I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!Copy !req
1340. It was my spark that changed that badge.Copy !req
1341. She only got that because
she was living my life in my body.Copy !req
1342. - I was...
- Come on, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
1343. Joe, it's time for youCopy !req
1344. to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.Copy !req
1345. Give you a chance to say goodbye.Copy !req
1346. Of course.
It's standard procedure.Copy !req
1347. Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.Copy !req
1348. Terry, you have done a super job.Copy !req
1349. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
1350. You're amazing.Copy !req
1351. Well, thank you.Copy !req
1352. Terrytime.Copy !req
1353. Go ahead, you two.Copy !req
1354. You don't know.Copy !req
1355. You can't be sure why my pass changed.Copy !req
1356. Come on, 22.
Think about it.Copy !req
1357. You hated music until you were in my body.Copy !req
1358. You hated everything until you were me.Copy !req
1359. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
1360. I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?Copy !req
1361. Get that Earth Pass to change?Copy !req
1362. Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walkCopy !req
1363. a mile in my shoes, you could say.Copy !req
1364. Well, it worked.Copy !req
1365. Yeah.Copy !req
1366. Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
1367. Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.Copy !req
1368. - Excuse me?
- You know, her, uh, spark.Copy !req
1369. Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking?Copy !req
1370. We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?Copy !req
1371. Because I have piano.Copy !req
1372. It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.Copy !req
1373. A spark isn't a soul's purpose.Copy !req
1374. Oh, you mentors and your passions.Copy !req
1375. Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
So basic.Copy !req
1376. No, no, it...Copy !req
1377. It is music.
My spark is music. I...Copy !req
1378. I know it is.Copy !req
1379. I'm no good.Copy !req
1380. I got no purpose.Copy !req
1381. No purpose.Copy !req
1382. No purpose.Copy !req
1383. Mr. G?Copy !req
1384. Curley, I made it.
I'm ready to go.Copy !req
1385. You're too late, man.Copy !req
1386. Let me talk to Dorothea.Copy !req
1387. No, no, no, man.
She don't play that.Copy !req
1388. These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?Copy !req
1389. Listen, you gotta give me another chance.Copy !req
1390. This is my band.
I decide who plays.Copy !req
1391. And if you don't go with me,Copy !req
1392. you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.Copy !req
1393. Oh, yeah? Why's that?Copy !req
1394. My only purpose on this planet is to play.Copy !req
1395. It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.Copy !req
1396. Well, aren't you an arrogant one?Copy !req
1397. I guess you really are a jazz player.Copy !req
1398. Tell Robert he's out. For now.Copy !req
1399. Nice suit.Copy !req
1400. Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.Copy !req
1401. Welcome to the quartet, Teach.Copy !req
1402. That's my Joey!Copy !req
1403. - What a show!
- That last solo was brilliant.Copy !req
1404. That was amazing!Copy !req
1405. I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.Copy !req
1406. - Whoo! Later, Mr. G.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1407. You did great. We love you.Copy !req
1408. I'm so proud of you, Joey.Copy !req
1409. Gotta get to bed. We old.Copy !req
1410. You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.Copy !req
1411. You don't get many like tonight.Copy !req
1412. Yeah.Copy !req
1413. So, uh, what happens next?Copy !req
1414. We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.Copy !req
1415. What's wrong, Teach?Copy !req
1416. It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.Copy !req
1417. I thought I'd feel different.Copy !req
1418. I heard this story about a fish.Copy !req
1419. He swims up to this older fish and says,Copy !req
1420. "I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."Copy !req
1421. "The ocean?" says the older fish.Copy !req
1422. "That's what you're in right now."Copy !req
1423. "This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.Copy !req
1424. "What I want is the ocean."Copy !req
1425. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
1426. - Hey, man.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1427. Maybe sky-watching can be my spark.Copy !req
1428. Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.Copy !req
1429. Those really aren't purposes, 22.Copy !req
1430. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1431. - Joe?
- Huh?Copy !req
1432. Joe!Copy !req
1433. Good heavens, man.
What are you doing in the zone?Copy !req
1434. Moonwind. I messed up.
I need to find 22.Copy !req
1435. I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.Copy !req
1436. - What?
- I'll explain on the way.Copy !req
1437. When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,Copy !req
1438. I suspected something had gone wrong.Copy !req
1439. I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.Copy !req
1440. Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.Copy !req
1441. And now that 22 has technically lived,
she's become one of them.Copy !req
1442. - There!
- Good show.Copy !req
1443. 22!Copy !req
1444. - Ready the net.
- I'm on it.Copy !req
1445. She's got us!Copy !req
1446. Moonwind!Copy !req
1447. A captain always
goes down with the ship.Copy !req
1448. It has been a...Copy !req
1449. 22!Copy !req
1450. Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.Copy !req
1451. Easy, 22, easy.Copy !req
1452. I just came back to give you this.Copy !req
1453. Easy.Copy !req
1454. 22, listen. Come back!Copy !req
1455. And for correcting
our absent-minded mistakesCopy !req
1456. and setting the count right,Copy !req
1457. we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.Copy !req
1458. I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,Copy !req
1459. but that I absolutely deserve.Copy !req
1460. Joe Gardner?Copy !req
1461. And I'll just take that back.Copy !req
1462. Oi, noob!
You're not where you belong.Copy !req
1463. 22, stop.
I have something to tell you.Copy !req
1464. Stop that. No.Copy !req
1465. 22!Copy !req
1466. Whoa, watch out!Copy !req
1467. Take it easy.Copy !req
1468. - There, there.
- There's no need to be afraid.Copy !req
1469. Don't worry. Calm down.Copy !req
1470. You have to stop running. Please.Copy !req
1471. 22, stop.Copy !req
1472. 22, I was wrong.Copy !req
1473. Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.Copy !req
1474. I'm not good enough. Nope. No.Copy !req
1475. Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.Copy !req
1476. 22!Copy !req
1477. You're dishonest.Copy !req
1478. All you make are bad decisions.Copy !req
1479. You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.Copy !req
1480. You're so selfish.Copy !req
1481. No one would ever want to be around you.Copy !req
1482. Loser.Copy !req
1483. Oh, the world needs remarkable peopleCopy !req
1484. and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.Copy !req
1485. You'll never find your spark.Copy !req
1486. Imbecile.Copy !req
1487. I cannot help you.Copy !req
1488. 22!Copy !req
1489. I just need to fill out that last box.Copy !req
1490. I'm not good enough at all.Copy !req
1491. You will never find your spark.Copy !req
1492. There's no point.Copy !req
1493. Those aren't purposes,
you idiot.Copy !req
1494. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1495. This is a waste of time.Copy !req
1496. You only got that badge
because you were in my body.Copy !req
1497. That's why you ruin everything.Copy !req
1498. Because you have no purpose.Copy !req
1499. No, no, no.Copy !req
1500. There's no point.Copy !req
1501. You'll never find your spark.Copy !req
1502. Because you have no purpose!Copy !req
1503. I'm not good. Nope.Copy !req
1504. Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.Copy !req
1505. You ready?Copy !req
1506. To come live.Copy !req
1507. I'm scared, Joe.Copy !req
1508. I'm not good enough.Copy !req
1509. Anyway, I never got my spark.Copy !req
1510. Yes, you did.Copy !req
1511. Your spark isn't your purpose.Copy !req
1512. That last box fills in
when you're ready to come live.Copy !req
1513. And, the thing isCopy !req
1514. you're pretty great at jazzing.Copy !req
1515. But, Joe,Copy !req
1516. this means you won't get to...Copy !req
1517. It's okay. I already did.Copy !req
1518. Now it's your turn.Copy !req
1519. I'll go with you.Copy !req
1520. You know you can't do that.Copy !req
1521. I know.
But I'll go as far as I can.Copy !req
1522. Hey! Take a look!Copy !req
1523. Mr. Gardner?Copy !req
1524. Yes?Copy !req
1525. Do you have a moment?Copy !req
1526. I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys
when I say thank you.Copy !req
1527. For what?Copy !req
1528. We're in the business of inspiration, Joe,Copy !req
1529. but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.Copy !req
1530. Huh. Really?Copy !req
1531. So, we all decided to give you
another chance.Copy !req
1532. Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.Copy !req
1533. But what about Terry?Copy !req
1534. We worked it out with Terry.Copy !req
1535. Mm. That's weird.Copy !req
1536. Hey, Terry, what's that over there?Copy !req
1537. Look immediately.Copy !req
1538. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
1539. - Oh, nothing. You were saying?
- Hmm?Copy !req
1540. Were you even talking?
I can't remember.Copy !req
1541. Never mind.Copy !req
1542. Well?Copy !req
1543. Thanks.Copy !req
1544. So what do you think you'll do?Copy !req
1545. How are you gonna spend your life?Copy !req
1546. I'm not sure.Copy !req
1547. But I do know...Copy !req
1548. I'm going to live every minute of it.Copy !req
1549. Hey! Movie's over.Copy !req
1550. Go home!Copy !req