1. All right, let's try somethin' else.Copy !req
2. Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.Copy !req
3. (RHYTHMICALLY)
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
4. - Stay on the beat.
- (PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)Copy !req
5. Two, three, four.Copy !req
6. That's C-sharp, horns.Copy !req
7. Two, three... I see you, Caleb.Copy !req
8. Rachel, now you.Copy !req
9. Forgot my sax, Mr. G.Copy !req
10. Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.Copy !req
11. Go for it!Copy !req
12. Way to go!Copy !req
13. Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?Copy !req
14. So Connie got a little lost in it.Copy !req
15. That's a good thing.Copy !req
16. Look, I remember one timeCopy !req
17. my dad took me to this jazz club,Copy !req
18. and that's the last place I wanted to be.Copy !req
19. But then I see this guy,Copy !req
20. and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,Copy !req
21. and then with the minor...Copy !req
22. - (MINOR KEYS PLAY)
- Oh, oh, whoo.Copy !req
23. Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...Copy !req
24. It's like he's singing.Copy !req
25. And I swear, the next thing I know...Copy !req
26. it's like he floats off the stage.Copy !req
27. That guy was lost in the music.Copy !req
28. He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.Copy !req
29. And I wanted to learn...Copy !req
30. how to talk like that.Copy !req
31. That's when I knew...Copy !req
32. I was born to play.Copy !req
33. Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?Copy !req
34. I'm 12.Copy !req
35. I'll be right back. Practice your scales.Copy !req
36. Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
37. (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor.Copy !req
38. - Hey!
- Not you, though, you're good.Copy !req
39. What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?Copy !req
40. I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.Copy !req
41. No more part-time for you.Copy !req
42. You're now our full-time band teacher.Copy !req
43. - (GROANS SOFTLY)
- Job security.Copy !req
44. Medical insurance. Pension.Copy !req
45. Wow. That's, uh, great.Copy !req
46. Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.Copy !req
47. (CHUCKLES) Thanks.Copy !req
48. After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.Copy !req
49. A full-time job.Copy !req
50. Working man, coming through.Copy !req
51. Yeah, Mom, but I...Copy !req
52. You're going to tell them yes, right?Copy !req
53. Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.Copy !req
54. You always got a plan.Copy !req
55. Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,Copy !req
56. - for when your plan falls through.
- (WOMAN GROANING)Copy !req
57. - A backup plan never hurts.
- (JOE SIGHS)Copy !req
58. Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an educationCopy !req
59. so you could be a middle-aged manCopy !req
60. washing your underwear in my shop.Copy !req
61. Walking around with a hole in his pants.Copy !req
62. - Yeah, but...
- With this job, you'll be ableCopy !req
63. to put that dead-end gigging behind you.Copy !req
64. And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.Copy !req
65. And just think,Copy !req
66. playing music will finally
be your real career.Copy !req
67. So you're going to tell them yes, right?Copy !req
68. Please say yes.Copy !req
69. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
70. Good.Copy !req
71. Hello?Copy !req
72. How you been, Mr. G?Copy !req
73. Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker.Copy !req
74. Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, man.Copy !req
75. Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.Copy !req
76. I'm not your teacher anymore.Copy !req
77. Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
78. Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,Copy !req
79. and we're kickin' off our tour
with a show at The Half Note tonight.Copy !req
80. Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
81. Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, man. Wow!Copy !req
82. I would die a happy manCopy !req
83. if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.Copy !req
84. Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.Copy !req
85. Whew, there he is.
- Hey, Curley.Copy !req
86. Leon skipping town
really put us in a bind, man.Copy !req
87. - Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
- I'm glad you made it.Copy !req
88. My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you
on a set last year in Brooklyn.Copy !req
89. Said you were great.Copy !req
90. (CHUCKLES) Well, you know,
for a coffee shop.Copy !req
91. Hey, Dorothea.Copy !req
92. This is the cat I was telling you about.Copy !req
93. My old middle school band teacher,
Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
94. Call me Joe, Dorothea.Copy !req
95. Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.Copy !req
96. It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.Copy !req
97. Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.Copy !req
98. So, we're down to
middle school band teachers now.Copy !req
99. Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.Copy !req
100. - What... What are we playin'?
- (HITS NOTE ON PIANO)Copy !req
101. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
102. I zoned out a little back there.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
103. Joe Gardner, where have you been?Copy !req
104. I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.Copy !req
105. Uh, but on the weekends, I...Copy !req
106. - You got a suit?
- Uh...Copy !req
107. Get a suit, Teach. A good suit.Copy !req
108. Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00.Copy !req
109. Soundcheck's at 7:00.Copy !req
110. We'll see how you do.Copy !req
111. Yes! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
112. You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
113. Hey, look up, look up.Copy !req
114. You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!Copy !req
115. You're never gonna believe
what just happened.Copy !req
116. I did it. I got the gig. Yes!Copy !req
117. I... I know.Copy !req
118. Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it?Copy !req
119. Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!Copy !req
120. Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?Copy !req
121. Forget class. I'm in a different class.Copy !req
122. I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.Copy !req
123. You know what I'm saying? I'm...Copy !req
124. - (BARKS)
- Whoa! Sorry!Copy !req
125. What the...Copy !req
126. (ECHOING) Hello?Copy !req
127. Hello?Copy !req
128. What the...Copy !req
129. Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!Copy !req
130. (SIGHS) Hello.Copy !req
131. Oh, what's your name, honey?Copy !req
132. Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.Copy !req
133. Look, I'm not supposed to be here.Copy !req
134. Ah. Must have been sudden for you.Copy !req
135. You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.Copy !req
136. Been waiting a long time for this.Copy !req
137. - For what?
- The Great Beyond.Copy !req
138. The Great Beyond?Copy !req
139. - As in, as in beyond life?
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. - That's death right there?
- (SPEAKING INUKTITUT)Copy !req
141. This beats my dream about the walrus.Copy !req
142. (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it?Copy !req
143. No, no, no, listen.Copy !req
144. I have a gig tonight. I can't die now.Copy !req
145. (CHUCKLES)
Well, I really don't thinkCopy !req
146. you have a lot to say about this.Copy !req
147. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
148. I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.Copy !req
149. Heck, I'm overdue.Copy !req
150. Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here.Copy !req
151. I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.Copy !req
152. This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today.Copy !req
153. Not when my life just started.Copy !req
154. What was that?Copy !req
155. Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back.Copy !req
156. I don't wanna die!Copy !req
157. I'm not done. I'm not done. Run!Copy !req
158. - Why aren't you running?
- I don't know.Copy !req
159. - What's wrong with you people?
I don't know.Copy !req
160. Where are my pants?Copy !req
161. (IN ENGLISH)
I'm not done. (GRUNTING)Copy !req
162. Ahh!Copy !req
163. (GASPS) Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
164. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
165. Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back.Copy !req
166. Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. - (CRUNCHES)
- Ow!Copy !req
169. Now, now, everyone,Copy !req
170. let's give the mentor some room.Copy !req
171. Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough.Copy !req
172. Hey, everyone, look here.
(SING-SONG) Quiet coyote.Copy !req
173. Shh. Quiet coyote.Copy !req
174. Who... Who are you?Copy !req
175. I am the coming togetherCopy !req
176. of all quantized fields of the universe.Copy !req
177. Appearing in a form
your feeble human brain can comprehend.Copy !req
178. - What?
- You can call me Jerry.Copy !req
179. Jerry, okay.Copy !req
180. Uh, hey, is this heaven?Copy !req
181. (LAUGHS) No.Copy !req
182. Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?Copy !req
183. Hell.
Hell, hell, hell.Copy !req
184. - Shh. Quiet coyote.
Hell.Copy !req
185. It's easy to get turned around.Copy !req
186. This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.Copy !req
187. The Great Before?Copy !req
188. Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.Copy !req
189. Hell.Copy !req
190. No, no. You're here!Copy !req
191. Does this mean I'm dead?Copy !req
192. Not yet.Copy !req
193. Your body's in a holding pattern.Copy !req
194. It's complicated.Copy !req
195. I'll get you back to your group.Copy !req
196. Come on, little souls, get on up here.Copy !req
197. Welcome to the You Seminar.Copy !req
198. You are in for a treat.Copy !req
199. - Mm, that's weird.
- What is it?Copy !req
200. - The count's off.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
201. There's a soul missing. The count's off.Copy !req
202. Huh.Copy !req
203. Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.Copy !req
204. You four. In you go.Copy !req
205. You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?Copy !req
206. Oh, wait a minute.Copy !req
207. This is where personalities come from?Copy !req
208. Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?Copy !req
209. So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?Copy !req
210. Well, they use the Earth portal.Copy !req
211. Once they get a complete personality,
of course.Copy !req
212. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
213. Goodbye.Copy !req
214. Whee!Copy !req
215. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
216. - (WHOOSHING)
- (YELPS) Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
217. You sure get lost a lot.Copy !req
218. All righty, mentors.Copy !req
219. - Just find your name here...
- Hello, Jerry...Copy !req
220. and join us inside.Copy !req
221. got a lost mentor for you.Copy !req
222. Thanks, Jerry.Copy !req
223. Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.Copy !req
224. I understand.Copy !req
225. Mentoring isn't for everyone.Copy !req
226. You're more than welcome to opt out.Copy !req
227. (GASPS) Actually, on second thought,Copy !req
228. you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.Copy !req
229. I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.Copy !req
230. Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.Copy !req
231. Thank you, Jerry.Copy !req
232. Is everyone here named Jerry?Copy !req
233. Good luck!Copy !req
234. Jerry, we've got a problem.Copy !req
235. Oh, hello, there, Terry.Copy !req
236. The count's off.Copy !req
237. (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that.Copy !req
238. The count hasn't been off in centuries.Copy !req
239. 151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.Copy !req
240. That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.Copy !req
241. 1.75 souls per second.Copy !req
242. And I count every single one of 'em.Copy !req
243. Yep. I'm aware.Copy !req
244. It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.Copy !req
245. I'm the accountant.Copy !req
246. And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,Copy !req
247. - don't we, everyone?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
248. Looks good from where this guy's standing.Copy !req
249. I'd say no.Copy !req
250. I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.Copy !req
251. You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.Copy !req
252. Right. Since accounting is your job,Copy !req
253. why don't you figure out the problem?Copy !req
254. - Maybe I will.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
255. Hello again, Terry.Copy !req
256. Don't play dumb with me.Copy !req
257. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
258. "A."Copy !req
259. Hello, there, mentors.Copy !req
260. I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.Copy !req
261. Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.Copy !req
262. But don't worry,
forgetting the trauma of childbirthCopy !req
263. is one of the great gifts of the universe.Copy !req
264. Here at the You Seminar,Copy !req
265. all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.Copy !req
266. I'm an agreeable skeptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.Copy !req
267. I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.Copy !req
268. I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.Copy !req
269. Oh-ho, this one might be a handful.Copy !req
270. But that's Earth's problem.Copy !req
271. You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.Copy !req
272. What goes in this spot?Copy !req
273. Well, these souls need their "spark."Copy !req
274. And that's where you come in.Copy !req
275. Maybe you will find their sparkCopy !req
276. in the Hall of Everything,Copy !req
277. where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.Copy !req
278. Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,Copy !req
279. featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.Copy !req
280. And just what is this spark?Copy !req
281. I know you're all excited to get to work,Copy !req
282. so good luck finding the spark.Copy !req
283. - (APPLAUSE)
- Find the spark.Copy !req
284. Wow, that was informative.Copy !req
285. Now, it's time for my favorite
part of the program,Copy !req
286. matching you mentors with your soul mates.Copy !req
287. Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.Copy !req
288. - (APPLAUSE)
- Maria, come on down.Copy !req
289. Maria was a rare disease specialistCopy !req
290. from the University of Mexico.Copy !req
291. I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
292. She'll be matched
with one of my favorites,Copy !req
293. soul number 108,210,121,415.Copy !req
294. - (APPLAUSE)
- Congratulations! Off you go.Copy !req
295. Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.Copy !req
296. Dr. Börgensson
is a world-renowned child psychologistCopy !req
297. who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize.Copy !req
298. I see pain, death, destruction.Copy !req
299. - How about now?
- A pretty butterfly.Copy !req
300. Dr. Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.Copy !req
301. Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.Copy !req
302. 22, you come out of
this dimension right now.Copy !req
303. 22: (GRUNTS) How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
304. - (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- I don't wanna go to Earth.Copy !req
305. - Stop fighting this, 22.
- 22: I don't wanna.Copy !req
306. You will go to EarthCopy !req
307. - and have a life.
- 22: Make me!Copy !req
308. 22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some timeCopy !req
309. and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,Copy !req
310. Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.Copy !req
311. (LAUGHS) I made her cry.Copy !req
312. Ignore that.Copy !req
313. 22: Put me down.Copy !req
314. We're truly glad to have you here,
Dr. Börgensson.Copy !req
315. It is an honor having you
prepare 22 for Earth.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna make you wish you never died.Copy !req
317. Most people wish that, 22.Copy !req
318. - (22 CHUCKLES)
- Off you go. Bye!Copy !req
319. Where are we?Copy !req
320. That's great progress.Copy !req
321. You should be very proud.
Step by step.Copy !req
322. In celebration of
Dr. Börgensson's body of work,Copy !req
323. we are pleased to present him
this honorary...Copy !req
324. These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.Copy !req
325. So many people I'd like to thank,
of course.Copy !req
326. Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazingCopy !req
327. and you did amazing things,Copy !req
328. but here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
329. We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,Copy !req
330. then we go back out, you say you tried,Copy !req
331. I go back to not living my non-life
and you go to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
332. - No, look.
- Talk all you want, Bjorn.Copy !req
333. It's not gonna work, anyway.Copy !req
334. I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.Copy !req
335. Mother Teresa...Copy !req
336. I have compassion for every soul.Copy !req
337. Except you. I don't like you.Copy !req
338. Copernicus...Copy !req
339. The world doesn't revolve around you, 22.Copy !req
340. Muhammad Ali...Copy !req
341. You are the greatest pain in the butt.Copy !req
342. Marie Antoinette...Copy !req
343. Nobody can help you! Nobody!Copy !req
344. Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.Copy !req
345. I already know everything about Earth,Copy !req
346. and it's not worth the trouble.Copy !req
347. Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?Copy !req
348. (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here.Copy !req
349. I have my routine.Copy !req
350. I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,Copy !req
351. and then, like, once a week,Copy !req
352. they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.Copy !req
353. It's not great, but I know what to expect.Copy !req
354. Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?Copy !req
355. I'm not Bjorn BorgensteinCopy !req
356. or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.Copy !req
357. Not a mentor?Copy !req
358. Ah... (LAUGHING)Copy !req
359. Reverse psychology.Copy !req
360. You really are a good shrink, Doctor.Copy !req
361. Carl Jung already tried that.Copy !req
362. Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!Copy !req
363. (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY)
Is there any wayCopy !req
364. to show a different life in this place?Copy !req
365. Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?Copy !req
366. It's my life.Copy !req
367. Um, excuse me, what's going on here?Copy !req
368. Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne?Copy !req
369. Man, who curated this exhibit?Copy !req
370. (CHUCKLES) You did.Copy !req
371. (RAPPING ON TV)
♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problemsCopy !req
372. Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!Copy !req
373. No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.Copy !req
374. Dad, I don't wanna go.Copy !req
375. I don't like jazz.Copy !req
376. Black improvisational music.Copy !req
377. It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.Copy !req
378. At least give it a chance, Joey.Copy !req
379. This is where it all started.Copy !req
380. This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.Copy !req
381. Listen to that.Copy !req
382. See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.Copy !req
383. And that's why I became a jazz musician.Copy !req
384. It's not what we're looking for.Copy !req
385. Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.Copy !req
386. Come back when you have something.Copy !req
387. - Sorry, Joe.
- Sorry, Joe.Copy !req
388. We're looking
for something different.Copy !req
389. Two, three, four.Copy !req
390. My life was meaningless.Copy !req
391. No, no, no.Copy !req
392. No, I will not accept this.Copy !req
393. Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.Copy !req
394. Oh, yeah, sure. Here.Copy !req
395. Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.Copy !req
396. Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?Copy !req
397. Will you give it to me then?Copy !req
398. Wait...Copy !req
399. I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.Copy !req
400. So, yes!Copy !req
401. But we gotta get
this thing to change first,Copy !req
402. and I've never been able
to get it to change.Copy !req
403. Come on.
I know all about sparks.Copy !req
404. Because mine is piano.Copy !req
405. - Really? Nothin' at all?
- 22: Eh.Copy !req
406. Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.Copy !req
407. It feels like a little too much.Copy !req
408. Well, I'm not going out like this.Copy !req
409. Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?Copy !req
410. (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back.Copy !req
411. 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal.Copy !req
412. By the way, why do you sound
like a middle-aged white lady?Copy !req
413. I don't.Copy !req
414. - This is all an illusion.
- Huh?Copy !req
415. This whole place is a hypothetical.Copy !req
416. (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound
like this if I wanted to.Copy !req
417. (IN KID'S VOICE)
Or sound like this instead.Copy !req
418. (IN NORMAL VOICE)
I could even sound like you.Copy !req
419. (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair.Copy !req
420. I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!Copy !req
421. (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice
because it annoys people.Copy !req
422. It's very effective.Copy !req
423. - (JOE GASPS)
- Don't worry, they're fine.Copy !req
424. You can't crush a soul here.Copy !req
425. That's what life on Earth is for.Copy !req
426. (SCOFFS) Very witty.Copy !req
427. Okay. Here we are.Copy !req
428. This is the Hall of Everything.Copy !req
429. Whoa!Copy !req
430. Yes!Copy !req
431. - Whoa.
- Congratulations!Copy !req
432. So, where do you want to start?Copy !req
433. Come on.Copy !req
434. Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.Copy !req
435. Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.Copy !req
436. - Just smell it.
- Can't, and neither can you.Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. You're right. I can't smell.Copy !req
439. We can't...
We can't taste, either?Copy !req
440. All that stuff is in your body.Copy !req
441. - No smell, no taste.
- Or touch. See?Copy !req
442. Okay, I get it. Moving on.Copy !req
443. Isn't this exciting?Copy !req
444. The fire is so pretty.Copy !req
445. I kinda wanna let it spread.Copy !req
446. Nope.Copy !req
447. Hands are hard.Copy !req
448. How about a librarian? They're cool.Copy !req
449. Yes, amazing.Copy !req
450. Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless jobCopy !req
451. you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?Copy !req
452. Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.Copy !req
453. - Look, obviously this...
- Shh!Copy !req
454. Oh, yeah, that's good.Copy !req
455. Meh.Copy !req
456. Meh.Copy !req
457. Meh.Copy !req
458. - Meh.
- (JOE SIGHING)Copy !req
459. Well, I think that's everything.Copy !req
460. - 22: Sorry.
- You told me you'd try.Copy !req
461. I did. I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
462. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.Copy !req
463. Unlike Abraham Lincoln.Copy !req
464. You're really okay being on a penny?Copy !req
465. Well, of course. It's an honor.Copy !req
466. Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.Copy !req
467. Jackson!Copy !req
468. What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring.Copy !req
469. Well, what else can we do, then?Copy !req
470. Because we're running out of time.Copy !req
471. Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.Copy !req
472. - (ELECTRONIC CHIMES)
Time's up!Copy !req
473. Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.Copy !req
474. 22 here can be a bit of a challenge.Copy !req
475. Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.Copy !req
476. So, let's get you to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
477. Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.Copy !req
478. Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing.Copy !req
479. Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.Copy !req
480. Settling my disputes with dance.Copy !req
481. Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?Copy !req
482. Please, Jerry?Copy !req
483. You look really good today, Jerry.Copy !req
484. Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.Copy !req
485. Good for you, Dr. Börgensson.Copy !req
486. 22: Run.Copy !req
487. In here.Copy !req
488. 22: Here it is.Copy !req
489. Where does it lead?Copy !req
490. Hey, you ask too many questions.Copy !req
491. How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?Copy !req
492. - And we're going there why?
- 'Cause I know a guy there.Copy !req
493. A guy who can help.
A guy like you.Copy !req
494. Like me? As in, alive?Copy !req
495. Wait, are you actually helping me?Copy !req
496. Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,Copy !req
497. and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.Copy !req
498. And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.Copy !req
499. And you're working so hard
to get back to it.Copy !req
500. Why? I mean, this I gotta see.Copy !req
501. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
502. What is this place?Copy !req
503. You know how when you humans
are really into somethingCopy !req
504. and it feels like you're in another place?Copy !req
505. Feels like you're in the zone, right?Copy !req
506. Yeah.
- Well, this is the zone.Copy !req
507. It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.Copy !req
508. Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.Copy !req
509. This must be where musicians come
when they get into a flow.Copy !req
510. Not just musicians. Watch this.Copy !req
511. O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...Copy !req
512. Line!Copy !req
513. Oops.Copy !req
514. Check this out.Copy !req
515. I have been messing
with this team for decades.Copy !req
516. And the Knicks
lose another one.Copy !req
517. All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?Copy !req
518. I gotta get back to my gig.Copy !req
519. - Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
- What the...Copy !req
520. (IN DEEP VOICE)
Make a trade.Copy !req
521. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
522. - What is that?
- Shh!Copy !req
523. - (JOE YELPS)
- Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
524. 22: Run!Copy !req
525. Make a trade,
make a trade, make a trade!Copy !req
526. Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers.Copy !req
527. Good to see you again, 22.Copy !req
528. Moonwind, how are ya?Copy !req
529. On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.Copy !req
530. Hey, got a request for you.Copy !req
531. Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.Copy !req
532. Can you help me?Copy !req
533. That's what we do.Copy !req
534. We are the mystics without borders.Copy !req
535. Devoted to helping
the lost souls of Earth find their way.Copy !req
536. I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.Copy !req
537. That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,Copy !req
538. and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.Copy !req
539. These weirdos are going
to help me get back?Copy !req
540. Just wait.Copy !req
541. Let's get this lost soul back home.Copy !req
542. Make a trade.Copy !req
543. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
544. Poor fellow.Copy !req
545. Some people just can't let go
of their own anxieties and obsessions,Copy !req
546. leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.Copy !req
547. - (PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)
- And this is the result.Copy !req
548. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
549. Make a trade. Make a trade.Copy !req
550. (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade?Copy !req
551. Looks like another hedge fund manager.Copy !req
552. Now, to reconnect to your earthly body.Copy !req
553. Whoa. That's me.Copy !req
554. Thank you.Copy !req
555. What am I doing with my life?Copy !req
556. I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!Copy !req
557. (LAUGHS) It's beautiful!Copy !req
558. Whoa. He got back just like that?Copy !req
559. So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?Copy !req
560. - (GASPS)
- Egads, man!Copy !req
561. Joe, are you dead?Copy !req
562. No, no. Well, not yet.Copy !req
563. Can you help me get back?Copy !req
564. We've never connected an untethered soul
back to its body before.Copy !req
565. But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...Copy !req
566. Yes! All aboard!Copy !req
567. Anchors away!Copy !req
568. So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?Copy !req
569. Well, on Earth, of course.Copy !req
570. My body is in a trance in Palawan.Copy !req
571. I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.Copy !req
572. I'm a shamanic healer
meditating in Berkeley, California.Copy !req
573. Mm-hmm. And let me guess,
you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?Copy !req
574. Yes. Something like that.Copy !req
575. I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.Copy !req
576. Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.Copy !req
577. Yes, precisely.Copy !req
578. And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.Copy !req
579. Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.Copy !req
580. So I can go wherever I want.Copy !req
581. I'm a nobody, get it?Copy !req
582. We mystics meet in this glorious landscape
every Tuesday.Copy !req
583. So many of them. Sad.Copy !req
584. You know,
lost souls are not that differentCopy !req
585. from those in the zone.Copy !req
586. - What?
- The zone is enjoyable,Copy !req
587. but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.Copy !req
588. (DISTORTED) Gotta find it.Copy !req
589. Gotta find it. Gotta find it.Copy !req
590. For a time, I was a lost soul myself.Copy !req
591. - Really?
- Tetris.Copy !req
592. There you are.Copy !req
593. We'll have you back in no time.Copy !req
594. Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,Copy !req
595. you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.Copy !req
596. Close your eyes.Copy !req
597. Breathe into your crown chakra.Copy !req
598. Do we really need all this?Copy !req
599. - Yes!
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
600. Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.Copy !req
601. No pianos, Joe. You must focus.Copy !req
602. (WHISPERS) Imagine silence.Copy !req
603. Shh.Copy !req
604. Now, concentrate on where your body is.Copy !req
605. Listen for cues.Copy !req
606. That's it. You're doing it.Copy !req
607. No peeking.
Maintain your meditative stateCopy !req
608. or you'll break the connection.Copy !req
609. Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.Copy !req
610. - (EKG BEEPING)
- I hear a heart monitor.Copy !req
611. I can smell hand sanitizer.Copy !req
612. Yes. Yes! Good.Copy !req
613. I think I can feel my feet.Copy !req
614. Hmm. I feel fur.Copy !req
615. Did you find a next of kin?Copy !req
616. (WEAKLY) I feel fur.Copy !req
617. Did you hear that?Copy !req
618. Oh, the therapy cat is working.Copy !req
619. Am I close? When can I jump in?Copy !req
620. Look! There I am.Copy !req
621. There I am.Copy !req
622. - (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- His heart rate is increasing.Copy !req
623. I'll get the doctor.Copy !req
624. Mr. Mittens, you stay right there.Copy !req
625. - What are we waiting for?
- No, Joe, don't rush this.Copy !req
626. - It's not the right time.
No, it's my time.Copy !req
627. 22: Wait, not me!Copy !req
628. (CHUCKLES) I did it.
I did it! I'm back.Copy !req
629. What the...Copy !req
630. No.Copy !req
631. No. No. No.Copy !req
632. I'm in the cat?Copy !req
633. Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who...Copy !req
634. 22: (GROANS) What?
You're in my body!Copy !req
635. - 22: You're in the cat?
- Wait, wait, that's my body.Copy !req
636. - 22: I'm in a body! No!
- Why are you in my body?Copy !req
637. I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats!Copy !req
638. 22: Oh, it's disgusting.Copy !req
639. That Moonwind guy, he messed this up.Copy !req
640. Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...Copy !req
641. Oh, no, they can't understand me.Copy !req
642. They think you're me. You gotta try.Copy !req
643. (CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Doctor, we have a problem.Copy !req
644. (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul
and I wanna stay at the You Seminar.Copy !req
645. Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.Copy !req
646. 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
No, no, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
647. - I'm not Mr. Gardner.
Shh!Copy !req
648. They're gonna think you're nuts.Copy !req
649. I mean, that I'm nuts.Copy !req
650. Oh, how did this happen?Copy !req
651. I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.Copy !req
652. Then why am I in a cat?Copy !req
653. I don't know!Copy !req
654. Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner?Copy !req
655. A next of kin or friend?Copy !req
656. - Tell her no.
- Uh, no.Copy !req
657. Can you tell me what day it is?Copy !req
658. It's the worst day of my life.Copy !req
659. I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.Copy !req
660. Tell you what.
We're going to keep you hereCopy !req
661. for observation. Just for a bit.Copy !req
662. Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.Copy !req
663. - (SNARLS)
- (GASPS) Okay. Okay.Copy !req
664. - You gotta talk to her.
- (SIGHS) Okay.Copy !req
665. Miss Doctor,
this body's soul is in this cat.Copy !req
666. Stop talking.Copy !req
667. So naturally, he wants to stay close.Copy !req
668. Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest.Copy !req
669. A lot of it. Okay?Copy !req
670. I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes.Copy !req
671. Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
672. No way! I am not moving!Copy !req
673. I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.Copy !req
674. I have bendy meat sticks.Copy !req
675. I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS)Copy !req
676. Hey! Focus! Listen to me.Copy !req
677. We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.Copy !req
678. Take you away? You're gonna leave me?Copy !req
679. No way! That's my body you're in.Copy !req
680. Okay, do you think you can walk?Copy !req
681. I don't know!Copy !req
682. I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.Copy !req
683. But will you try?Copy !req
684. Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.Copy !req
685. I'm a cat. I can make this.Copy !req
686. Okay, come on, you're doing great.Copy !req
687. - Keep going. Keep going.
- (22 YELPS, GRUNTS)Copy !req
688. 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute.Copy !req
689. No, no, no, no.
They'll be back any minute. Come on.Copy !req
690. Okay! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
691. - In here!
- (22 GRUNTS)Copy !req
692. 22: Whoa. (GROANS)Copy !req
693. Okay, good.Copy !req
694. Now push the down button.Copy !req
695. - (22 GRUNTS)
- Move your... Nope. Careful.Copy !req
696. Those fingers are my livelihood.Copy !req
697. - (BUTTON CLICKS)
- Ugh.Copy !req
698. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- Now get in.Copy !req
699. 22: Phew!Copy !req
700. 22: Hmm.Copy !req
701. - 22: Hmm.
- (JOE SIGHS)Copy !req
702. Okay, what did Moonwind say?Copy !req
703. He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.Copy !req
704. Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.Copy !req
705. Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that?Copy !req
706. It's all in this stupid brain of yours.Copy !req
707. Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.Copy !req
708. Oh, relax. There's not much here.Copy !req
709. Jazz, jazz, more jazz.Copy !req
710. Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?Copy !req
711. Uh, never mind.Copy !req
712. I, um...Copy !req
713. It's all happening too fast, you know.Copy !req
714. Let's just take a minute and, um...Copy !req
715. Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.Copy !req
716. Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.Copy !req
717. 22: Aah!Copy !req
718. No, don't stop. What are you doing?Copy !req
719. This is New York City.Copy !req
720. You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.Copy !req
721. Oh, no. 22. 22!Copy !req
722. (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22.Copy !req
723. 22! 22!Copy !req
724. 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?Copy !req
725. Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go.Copy !req
726. No way.Copy !req
727. I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.Copy !req
728. Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.Copy !req
729. Yeah, this place is worse than I thought.Copy !req
730. It's loud, and bright, and...Copy !req
731. (SNIFFS) Hmm.
What is that in my nose?Copy !req
732. - That's smell.
- (INHALES DEEPLY)Copy !req
733. And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.Copy !req
734. Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH)Copy !req
735. Go on.Copy !req
736. It's so good! (SCREAMS)Copy !req
737. It's, uh...Copy !req
738. It's not horrible.Copy !req
739. Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go.Copy !req
740. Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.Copy !req
741. Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.Copy !req
742. That's great. Ready to find Moonwind?Copy !req
743. Maybe.Copy !req
744. I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.Copy !req
745. Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.Copy !req
746. No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.Copy !req
747. He said it's...Copy !req
748. - Yee-row.
- Yo-yo.Copy !req
749. - Yee-row.
- YOLO.Copy !req
750. - Yee-row.
- Sergio?Copy !req
751. Yee-row!Copy !req
752. I miss that guy.Copy !req
753. This is 14th and 7th.Copy !req
754. That's gotta be him.Copy !req
755. 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me.Copy !req
756. Joe! You made it into your body.Copy !req
757. No, he didn't.Copy !req
758. That is my body.Copy !req
759. You're in a cat?Copy !req
760. That's marvelous!Copy !req
761. Hey, Moonwimp!Copy !req
762. That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?Copy !req
763. But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.Copy !req
764. Who cares? And you!Copy !req
765. We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!Copy !req
766. Get back to work!Copy !req
767. No one understands my art.Copy !req
768. Moonwind, listen,Copy !req
769. I gotta get out of here and back in there.Copy !req
770. Well, we'll have to performCopy !req
771. an old-fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.Copy !req
772. - A what?
- It's simply a wayCopy !req
773. to get your souls back where they belong.Copy !req
774. And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,Copy !req
775. full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.Copy !req
776. I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.Copy !req
777. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.Copy !req
778. You must wait for another thin spotCopy !req
779. to open between Earth
and the astral plane.Copy !req
780. And that won't occurCopy !req
781. until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.Copy !req
782. When is that?Copy !req
783. Well, the government calls it 6:30.Copy !req
784. Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.Copy !req
785. 6:30? You serious?Copy !req
786. I'll gather all
the necessary provisions...Copy !req
787. - I said, get out of here! Go!
- (22 SCREAMS)Copy !req
788. See you
at The Half Note at 6:30!Copy !req
789. I'll take care of everything!Copy !req
790. And stay away!Copy !req
791. Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.Copy !req
792. You're out there somewhere, little soul,Copy !req
793. and I'm gonna find ya.Copy !req
794. All right, this is the last snack.Copy !req
795. I can barely fit into my pants as it is.Copy !req
796. 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.Copy !req
797. We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...Copy !req
798. Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS)Copy !req
799. We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out.Copy !req
800. Hold it up and out.Copy !req
801. Man, this would be hard
even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.Copy !req
802. Go, go, go! Just run to that one.Copy !req
803. Is that Teach?Copy !req
804. - 22: Mm, pepperoni.
- (JOE GASPS)Copy !req
805. Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.Copy !req
806. What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.Copy !req
807. Maybe you should call her upCopy !req
808. and tell her that we're not crazy.Copy !req
809. I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.Copy !req
810. I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.Copy !req
811. How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?Copy !req
812. Never mind. Just put those pants on.Copy !req
813. Sheesh, I can't believe I've beenCopy !req
814. walking around in this city
with no pants on.Copy !req
815. 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember?Copy !req
816. I don't want you here either. I just...Copy !req
817. I just wanna get back to my body,Copy !req
818. then get back to the (YAWNS) club.Copy !req
819. - (SNORING)
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
820. (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...Copy !req
821. My phone!Copy !req
822. 22: Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.Copy !req
823. Curley! Uh... No, no.Copy !req
824. Oops.Copy !req
825. Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley.
Um... (SIGHS)Copy !req
826. I hope you're doin' okay.Copy !req
827. Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.Copy !req
828. He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.Copy !req
829. - No, no, no.
- (CURLEY SIGHS)Copy !req
830. Look, honestly,Copy !req
831. your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.Copy !req
832. Like, I owe you a lot.Copy !req
833. So, here's the plan.Copy !req
834. Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,Copy !req
835. and get to the club early.Copy !req
836. I'm gonna try and talk to her.Copy !req
837. Just make sure you show up
looking like a million bucks, all right?Copy !req
838. I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace.Copy !req
839. Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.Copy !req
840. I need your help. I have a suit.Copy !req
841. I'm gonna need you to try it on.Copy !req
842. 22: No, no, no.Copy !req
843. And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,Copy !req
844. - and I can...
- 22: Nope. No way, no how.Copy !req
845. - 22!
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)Copy !req
846. Mr. Gardner?
- Ah!Copy !req
847. It's Connie. She's here for her lesson.Copy !req
848. - What do I do?
I can hear you!Copy !req
849. Just tell her that you can't do it today.Copy !req
850. 22: Hi, Connie.Copy !req
851. Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.Copy !req
852. You're Joe!
22: I mean, me.Copy !req
853. Me can't do it today.Copy !req
854. Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.Copy !req
855. I came to tell you that I quit.Copy !req
856. - 22: Quit?
- (JOE GROANS)Copy !req
857. We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.Copy !req
858. Band is a stupid waste of time.Copy !req
859. This kid is talking sense.Copy !req
860. What are you doing?Copy !req
861. Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless.Copy !req
862. Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.Copy !req
863. Hey!Copy !req
864. In fact, all of school is a waste of time.Copy !req
865. Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,Copy !req
866. "State sponsored educationCopy !req
867. "is like the rattling of a stick
inside a swill bucket."Copy !req
868. Yeah!Copy !req
869. The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.Copy !req
870. It's the oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
871. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
872. She doesn't care about any of that.Copy !req
873. I've been saying that
since the third grade.Copy !req
874. You know, you seem really smart.Copy !req
875. What is your position on pizza?Copy !req
876. - Uh, I like it?
- Me, too!Copy !req
877. What are you doing? (GRUNTS)Copy !req
878. I'd rather hang with Connie.Copy !req
879. What? Come back here! You open this...Copy !req
880. Um, I think your cat wants to get out.Copy !req
881. Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.Copy !req
882. 22! Don't you walk away from me.Copy !req
883. Come here right now.Copy !req
884. I'm gonna go in
and I'mma scratch up the sofa.Copy !req
885. Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.Copy !req
886. You really got things figured out, Connie.Copy !req
887. I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.Copy !req
888. Sure.Copy !req
889. You know, I really am glad
there's someone elseCopy !req
890. who sees how ridiculous this place is.Copy !req
891. You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...Copy !req
892. You know what, Mr. G?Copy !req
893. I was practicing this one thing yesterdayCopy !req
894. and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?Copy !req
895. Uh, okay.Copy !req
896. - (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- Wow. You really love this.Copy !req
897. Yeah.Copy !req
898. So, maybe I'd better stick with it?Copy !req
899. Yeah.Copy !req
900. Bye, Mr. G.Copy !req
901. See you next week!Copy !req
902. 22!Copy !req
903. - (JOE GRUNTS)
- So, Connie came here to quit,Copy !req
904. but then she didn't.Copy !req
905. 22, forget about that. Listen.Copy !req
906. I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?Copy !req
907. Because she loves to play.Copy !req
908. She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.Copy !req
909. She's good at it.Copy !req
910. Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.Copy !req
911. Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back,
I need your help.Copy !req
912. Okay.Copy !req
913. Really?Copy !req
914. I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.Copy !req
915. 'Cause I don't know,Copy !req
916. some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,Copy !req
917. and if Connie can find
something she loves here,Copy !req
918. maybe I can, too.Copy !req
919. - Great!
- So, what do we do first?Copy !req
920. - 22: This water hurts!
- It's okay.Copy !req
921. You just have to turn the other knob.Copy !req
922. 22: Oh, okay, that's better.Copy !req
923. And I wouldn't be madCopy !req
924. if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.Copy !req
925. 22: I washed your butt for you.Copy !req
926. Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy!Copy !req
927. You five will be insecure.Copy !req
928. And you 12 will be self-absorbed.Copy !req
929. We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.Copy !req
930. Found him!Copy !req
931. See that, everybody?Copy !req
932. Who figured out why the count's off?Copy !req
933. That's right, Terry did.Copy !req
934. It's Terrytime.Copy !req
935. - Wow. Nice work.
- Well, who is it?Copy !req
936. Right. (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
937. Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.Copy !req
938. Looks like he's back down on Earth.Copy !req
939. That's not good.Copy !req
940. That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.Copy !req
941. All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.Copy !req
942. Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.Copy !req
943. How?Copy !req
944. I'll go down there and get him.Copy !req
945. Set the count right, lickety-split.Copy !req
946. Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?Copy !req
947. Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.Copy !req
948. I'm trying to un-beef it.Copy !req
949. But you cannot be seen.Copy !req
950. By anyone.Copy !req
951. Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.Copy !req
952. I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.Copy !req
953. Please, just do it quickly and quietly.Copy !req
954. And also quickly. And quietly as well.Copy !req
955. This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.Copy !req
956. Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.Copy !req
957. It's a little tight in the back-here part.Copy !req
958. It'll loosen. Sit down.Copy !req
959. I'm a cat.Copy !req
960. I'll do it.Copy !req
961. You couldn't call an elevator, remember?Copy !req
962. No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.Copy !req
963. Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.Copy !req
964. - Don't move.
- I'm not moving. You're moving.Copy !req
965. (GASPS) Oh, no!Copy !req
966. Don't worry, I'm okay.Copy !req
967. Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!Copy !req
968. This is a disaster!Copy !req
969. (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now.Copy !req
970. - Okay. How?
- We gotta go see Dez.Copy !req
971. Great. Who's Dez?Copy !req
972. Yo, Ian, man, how you getCopy !req
973. that big peanut head?
What happened to you?Copy !req
974. Man, shut up, man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.Copy !req
975. Dez is the guy in the back.Copy !req
976. He can fix this.Copy !req
977. Talk about havin' a spark.Copy !req
978. This guy was born to be a barber.Copy !req
979. But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.Copy !req
980. Dez is the only one that I talk to.Copy !req
981. We usually talk about jazz,Copy !req
982. but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.Copy !req
983. Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?Copy !req
984. You didn't call for an appointment, man.
It's gonna be a while.Copy !req
985. Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.Copy !req
986. - (ALL EXCLAIM)
- Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
987. You gotta wait, son.
This is an emergency.Copy !req
988. What? That ain't cool, Dez.Copy !req
989. You could always let Harold cut your hair.Copy !req
990. His chair's wide open.Copy !req
991. Nah. I can wait.Copy !req
992. Joe, get your butt in this chair now.Copy !req
993. Should I even ask you how this happened?Copy !req
994. - The cat did it.
- Stop sounding insane.Copy !req
995. I mean, um, I was distractedCopy !req
996. getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.Copy !req
997. Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.Copy !req
998. Congratulations!Copy !req
999. Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.Copy !req
1000. You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.Copy !req
1001. (SIGHS) This guy.Copy !req
1002. Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up.Copy !req
1003. You keeping that cat on your lap?Copy !req
1004. Is it okay that I do that?Copy !req
1005. Suit yourself. You're the boss.Copy !req
1006. - I am?
- When you're in this chair,Copy !req
1007. yeah, you are.Copy !req
1008. So can I have one of those?Copy !req
1009. Uh... Sure, Joe.Copy !req
1010. (CHUCKLES) Cool.Copy !req
1011. Mmm. I like being in the chair.Copy !req
1012. Hey, get your head in the game.Copy !req
1013. - (WHIRRING)
- (YELPS) Little chainsaw.Copy !req
1014. You need to settle down.
If you keep this...Copy !req
1015. Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,Copy !req
1016. but if this cat don't chill,Copy !req
1017. we're gonna have to put it outside.Copy !req
1018. Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?Copy !req
1019. Meow.Copy !req
1020. Sometimes, change is good.Copy !req
1021. You have been rocking
that same style for a while.Copy !req
1022. Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.Copy !req
1023. You can say that again.
- (ALL LAUGH)Copy !req
1024. Mmm. But then my life changed.Copy !req
1025. Oh, yeah? What happened?Copy !req
1026. I was existing as a theoretical constructCopy !req
1027. in a hypothetical way stationCopy !req
1028. between life and death.Copy !req
1029. I heard that.Copy !req
1030. 22: And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,Copy !req
1031. I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?Copy !req
1032. Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?Copy !req
1033. - (ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY)
- You know what I mean?Copy !req
1034. I never knew you had
such an interesting education, Joe.Copy !req
1035. I just thought you went to music school.Copy !req
1036. 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing,
they say you're born to do something,Copy !req
1037. but how do you figure out
what that thing is?Copy !req
1038. I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?Copy !req
1039. Or somebody else's thing, you know?Copy !req
1040. - Then you're stuck.
- Been there before.Copy !req
1041. I'll take one of those.Copy !req
1042. I wouldn't call myself stuck,Copy !req
1043. but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.Copy !req
1044. Wait, but you were born to be a barber,
weren't you?Copy !req
1045. I wanted to be a veterinarian.Copy !req
1046. 22: So, why didn't you do that?Copy !req
1047. I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.Copy !req
1048. Then my daughter got sick,Copy !req
1049. (CHUCKLES) and barber school
is a lot cheaperCopy !req
1050. than veterinarian school.Copy !req
1051. 22: Well, that's too bad.Copy !req
1052. You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.Copy !req
1053. Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe.Copy !req
1054. I'm happy as a clam, my man.Copy !req
1055. Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.Copy !req
1056. 22: Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.Copy !req
1057. - I know.
- (DOOR OPENS)Copy !req
1058. (LAUGHS) You are not all that.Copy !req
1059. Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.Copy !req
1060. Don't pay Paul any mind.Copy !req
1061. People like him just bring
other people downCopy !req
1062. so they can make themselves feel better.Copy !req
1063. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
1064. He's just criticizing me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.Copy !req
1065. You cut deep, Joe.Copy !req
1066. I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.Copy !req
1067. That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.Copy !req
1068. I get to meet interesting folks like you,Copy !req
1069. make them happy, and make them handsome.Copy !req
1070. Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?Copy !req
1071. I may not have invented
blood transfusions,Copy !req
1072. but I am most definitely savin' lives.Copy !req
1073. I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, man,Copy !req
1074. but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.Copy !req
1075. Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?Copy !req
1076. You never asked.Copy !req
1077. But I'm glad you did this time.Copy !req
1078. Looking good, brother.
Have a great show.Copy !req
1079. (CHUCKLES) I grabbed
a couple of road lollies.Copy !req
1080. Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2.Copy !req
1081. Mm.Copy !req
1082. Mm-hmm. (GASPS)Copy !req
1083. Mm.Copy !req
1084. - (PIANO BLARES)
- Oh.Copy !req
1085. Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.Copy !req
1086. Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.Copy !req
1087. Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1088. There you are.Copy !req
1089. 22: No hard feelings, right? All right.Copy !req
1090. Just friends.Copy !req
1091. Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.Copy !req
1092. 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul.Copy !req
1093. Come to Terry.Copy !req
1094. - (MAN GASPS)
- Gotcha!Copy !req
1095. Thought you could cheat the universe?Copy !req
1096. Well, you thought wrong.Copy !req
1097. I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...Copy !req
1098. Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1099. My mistake.Copy !req
1100. We'll just get you back into
your meat suit. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1101. - (WHIMPERING)
- There you go.Copy !req
1102. No harm, no foul.Copy !req
1103. Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella,Copy !req
1104. I'm thinking there's no reasonCopy !req
1105. we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?Copy !req
1106. Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.Copy !req
1107. (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eatingCopy !req
1108. those processed foods,
am I right? (LAUGHS)Copy !req
1109. But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.Copy !req
1110. You know what,
you did all right back there.Copy !req
1111. How did you know how to deal with Paul?Copy !req
1112. 22: I didn't. I just let out the me.Copy !req
1113. Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.Copy !req
1114. First of all,
"jazzing" is not a word.Copy !req
1115. And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.Copy !req
1116. It says take one.Copy !req
1117. Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
1118. "Man with a van."Copy !req
1119. I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.Copy !req
1120. Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan.Copy !req
1121. We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.Copy !req
1122. It's around 4:00 p.m. now...Copy !req
1123. You know what?Copy !req
1124. You are really getting good
at using those legs.Copy !req
1125. - Why don't you try runnin'?
- (RAILS CHIMING)Copy !req
1126. 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing.Copy !req
1127. Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.Copy !req
1128. We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...Copy !req
1129. - 22: (LAUGHING) That tickles.
- Uh, what are you doing?Copy !req
1130. (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it.Copy !req
1131. Would you hurry up?Copy !req
1132. Okay.Copy !req
1133. You were right.
These pants are loosening.Copy !req
1134. (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
1135. Don't let people see your butt!Copy !req
1136. - 22: It's your butt.
- It doesn't matter whose butt...Copy !req
1137. Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.Copy !req
1138. Quick! Cover the butt!Copy !req
1139. (GASPS) What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1140. I can't find a tailor this late...Copy !req
1141. Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's.Copy !req
1142. 22: Okay.Copy !req
1143. No, no, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
1144. Mom doesn't know about this gig.Copy !req
1145. And she's not gonna like it.Copy !req
1146. Okay.Copy !req
1147. We don't have any other choice.Copy !req
1148. Okay.Copy !req
1149. She's the only one that can fix this.Copy !req
1150. - Okay.
- Stop saying "okay"!Copy !req
1151. We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.Copy !req
1152. Okay... Got it.Copy !req
1153. My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,Copy !req
1154. and I wanna keep it that way, okay?Copy !req
1155. Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.Copy !req
1156. - What?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
1157. You did. Up here.Copy !req
1158. Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,Copy !req
1159. and being a professional musician
isn't it.Copy !req
1160. So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.Copy !req
1161. (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this,
but there's no reason she needs to know...Copy !req
1162. I don't know. All the times I've beenCopy !req
1163. so close to getting to my dreams,Copy !req
1164. (SIGHS) something always gets in the way.Copy !req
1165. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1166. He's good.Copy !req
1167. And I've heard music before,
but I've never felt like this inside.Copy !req
1168. Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.Copy !req
1169. Let's go.Copy !req
1170. Whoa! (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1171. Hey, take it easy, eh?Copy !req
1172. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1173. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1174. It's the subway.
It does that to some people.Copy !req
1175. - Does what?
- It wears you down.Copy !req
1176. It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.Copy !req
1177. Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.Copy !req
1178. But once I get on the stage tonight,Copy !req
1179. all my troubles are going to be fixed.Copy !req
1180. You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1181. Where'd you get that?Copy !req
1182. Under the seat. Can you believe it?Copy !req
1183. It's still half-full. (GASPS)Copy !req
1184. All right, remember,Copy !req
1185. I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?Copy !req
1186. Joey! Oh, baby boy...
Joey!Copy !req
1187. - Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- ... we heard the news.Copy !req
1188. Oh, crap. She knows.Copy !req
1189. Your momma's in the back.Copy !req
1190. - You gotta go in there.
- No, I don't want to.Copy !req
1191. You have to. We need the suit fixed.Copy !req
1192. You forgetting something, Joey?Copy !req
1193. - What?
- Kiss her.Copy !req
1194. I always kiss Melba when I see her.Copy !req
1195. Just do it.Copy !req
1196. No, no, no. Not on the lips.Copy !req
1197. (GASPS) Joey!
What has gotten into you, boy?Copy !req
1198. (LAUGHING) Let him finish.Copy !req
1199. Cougar. I knew it.Copy !req
1200. I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.Copy !req
1201. So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?Copy !req
1202. I hope that cat isn't supposed to be
some kind of peace offering.Copy !req
1203. (WHISPERS) Come. Come on.Copy !req
1204. Just say you rescued it.Copy !req
1205. Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.Copy !req
1206. Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.Copy !req
1207. Oh.Copy !req
1208. (SIGHS) Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.Copy !req
1209. So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?Copy !req
1210. Whoa! I don't need to see that.Copy !req
1211. I know. Embarrassing, right?Copy !req
1212. So, you'll fix it?Copy !req
1213. No.
What?Copy !req
1214. How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?Copy !req
1215. You tell me you're going
to accept the full-time position...Copy !req
1216. Here it comes.Copy !req
1217. and instead,
I hear you've taken another gig.Copy !req
1218. Tell her that this one is different.Copy !req
1219. This one's different!Copy !req
1220. Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?Copy !req
1221. No? Then it's the same as the other ones.Copy !req
1222. It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.Copy !req
1223. Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.Copy !req
1224. My mom has never understood
what I'm trying to do with my life.Copy !req
1225. Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.Copy !req
1226. - (BOTH GASP)
- My mom has never understoodCopy !req
1227. what I'm trying to do with my life.Copy !req
1228. - 22!
- What did you just say?Copy !req
1229. Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?Copy !req
1230. No. Not this time. Repeat after me.Copy !req
1231. Mom, I know we've had some rough times,Copy !req
1232. but you're right,Copy !req
1233. (IN JOE'S VOICE)
I can't be truthful with you.Copy !req
1234. Because it seems like
no matter what I do, you disapprove.Copy !req
1235. Look, I know you love playing.Copy !req
1236. Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?Copy !req
1237. I finally land the gig of my life
and you're upset.Copy !req
1238. You didn't see how tough
being a musician was on your father.Copy !req
1239. I don't want to see
you struggle like that.Copy !req
1240. So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?Copy !req
1241. Your father had me.Copy !req
1242. Most times,
this shop is what paid the bills.Copy !req
1243. So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?Copy !req
1244. Music is all I think about.Copy !req
1245. From the moment I wake up in the morningCopy !req
1246. to the moment I fall asleep at night.Copy !req
1247. You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.Copy !req
1248. Then I don't want to eat.Copy !req
1249. This isn't about my career, Mom.Copy !req
1250. (SIGHS) It's my reason for living.Copy !req
1251. And I know Dad felt the same way.Copy !req
1252. (SIGHS) I'm just afraid
that if I died today,Copy !req
1253. that my life would've amounted to nothing.Copy !req
1254. Joey.Copy !req
1255. Oh.Copy !req
1256. Let's make this work instead.Copy !req
1257. That's my dad's suit.Copy !req
1258. Lulu. Melba.Copy !req
1259. Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.Copy !req
1260. 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wow. This feels really nice.Copy !req
1261. - You look marvelous.
- It fits perfectly.Copy !req
1262. You see how I did that?Copy !req
1263. That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.Copy !req
1264. - Can I try on that?
- Of course you can.Copy !req
1265. Just handsome.
- (LIBBA CHUCKLING)Copy !req
1266. Thank you, uh, Mom.Copy !req
1267. Ray would have been so proud of you, baby.Copy !req
1268. Like I've always been.Copy !req
1269. You heard me, right?Copy !req
1270. The suit is wool, not polyester.Copy !req
1271. So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.Copy !req
1272. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
1273. Oh,
there's a nice little taper there.Copy !req
1274. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
1275. Oh, that was amazin'.Copy !req
1276. You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.Copy !req
1277. Yeah, you were jazzing.Copy !req
1278. Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.Copy !req
1279. I'm telling you, Joe.Copy !req
1280. You really should call Lisa again.Copy !req
1281. I don't really have time
for a relationship right now, 22.Copy !req
1282. Oh, busy right now?Copy !req
1283. Wanna wait till you die a second time?Copy !req
1284. - Cool, cool, cool.
- (JOE LAUGHS)Copy !req
1285. I can't believe
I'm getting romantic adviceCopy !req
1286. from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1287. 22: I can think of worse.Copy !req
1288. There it is.Copy !req
1289. (LAUGHS) We made it!
This is going to work.Copy !req
1290. Whoa! I can't believe how good I look.Copy !req
1291. The suit, the cut. Just look at me.Copy !req
1292. - Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
- 22: Like this?Copy !req
1293. - Angle the shoulders, and...
- 22: Oh, hey, who's that?Copy !req
1294. - And from this side.
That's it.Copy !req
1295. 22: What? Who's back here?Copy !req
1296. - Still me. Uh-huh.
That's a winner.Copy !req
1297. - Right?
- (JOE LAUGHING)Copy !req
1298. This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.Copy !req
1299. The Half Note.Copy !req
1300. (LAUGHING)
He made you pay for dinner?Copy !req
1301. Yeah...Copy !req
1302. So, you ready?
- Huh?Copy !req
1303. To go home.Copy !req
1304. I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?Copy !req
1305. What do you think of Earth, anyway?Copy !req
1306. I always said it was dumb. But...Copy !req
1307. I mean...Copy !req
1308. Just look at what I found.Copy !req
1309. Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.Copy !req
1310. When I was nervous, Dez gave me this.Copy !req
1311. A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.Copy !req
1312. But I kind of liked that, too.Copy !req
1313. Truth is, I've always worriedCopy !req
1314. that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?Copy !req
1315. Maybe I'm not good enough for living.Copy !req
1316. But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,Copy !req
1317. and maybe sky-watching can be my spark.Copy !req
1318. Or walking. I'm really good at walking.Copy !req
1319. Those really aren't purposes, 22.Copy !req
1320. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1321. But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,Copy !req
1322. you can give it an honest try.Copy !req
1323. No, but I've been at the You Seminar
for thousands of yearsCopy !req
1324. and I have never felt this close.Copy !req
1325. Joe! Who's ready to go home?Copy !req
1326. (GASPS) Moonwind.Copy !req
1327. The stars are almost in alignment.Copy !req
1328. All right.Copy !req
1329. I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.Copy !req
1330. No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.Copy !req
1331. This is my only chance to find my spark.Copy !req
1332. 22, you're only loving this stuff
because you're in my body.Copy !req
1333. You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.Copy !req
1334. Now, come on, I need my body back. Now!Copy !req
1335. No.Copy !req
1336. I'm in the chair.Copy !req
1337. - 22!
- 22: Leave me alone!Copy !req
1338. I'm trying to find my purpose!Copy !req
1339. 22, you come back here!Copy !req
1340. 22!Copy !req
1341. Mr. Mittens.Copy !req
1342. - (SNARLING)
- Oh.Copy !req
1343. There they are.Copy !req
1344. You come back here right now!Copy !req
1345. You stole my body!Copy !req
1346. It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.Copy !req
1347. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1348. Gotcha!Copy !req
1349. No, no, no.Copy !req
1350. No, no!Copy !req
1351. I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!Copy !req
1352. And I was about to find my spark!Copy !req
1353. Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!Copy !req
1354. 22: You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!Copy !req
1355. I lost everything because of you!Copy !req
1356. Joe!Copy !req
1357. You cheated.Copy !req
1358. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Found him.Copy !req
1359. - Joe Gardner.
- You're back!Copy !req
1360. Terry, you found them.Copy !req
1361. No need to thank me.Copy !req
1362. It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...Copy !req
1363. 22 got her pass?Copy !req
1364. - Oh, my goodness.
- 22! You got an Earth Pass!Copy !req
1365. - This is amazing!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)Copy !req
1366. I knew you could do it.Copy !req
1367. This is cray cray.Copy !req
1368. But what...
What filled in the last box?Copy !req
1369. I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!Copy !req
1370. It was my spark that changed that badge.Copy !req
1371. She only got that because
she was living my life in my body.Copy !req
1372. - I was...
Come on, Mr. Gardner.Copy !req
1373. Joe, it's time for youCopy !req
1374. to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.Copy !req
1375. Give you a chance to say goodbye.Copy !req
1376. Of course. It's standard procedure.Copy !req
1377. Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.Copy !req
1378. Terry, you have done a super job.Copy !req
1379. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
1380. You're amazing.Copy !req
1381. Well, thank you.Copy !req
1382. Terrytime.Copy !req
1383. Go ahead, you two.Copy !req
1384. You don't know.Copy !req
1385. You can't be sure why my pass changed.Copy !req
1386. (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it.Copy !req
1387. You hated music until you were in my body.Copy !req
1388. You hated everything until you were me.Copy !req
1389. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
1390. Uh...Copy !req
1391. I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?Copy !req
1392. Get that Earth Pass to change?Copy !req
1393. Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walkCopy !req
1394. a mile in my shoes, you could say.Copy !req
1395. Well, it worked.Copy !req
1396. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.Copy !req
1397. Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
1398. Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.Copy !req
1399. - Excuse me?
- You know, her, uh, spark.Copy !req
1400. Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1401. We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?Copy !req
1402. Because I have piano.Copy !req
1403. It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.Copy !req
1404. A spark isn't a soul's purpose.Copy !req
1405. Oh, you mentors and your passions.Copy !req
1406. Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
(SIGHS) So basic.Copy !req
1407. - (CHUCKLES)
- No, no, it...Copy !req
1408. Wow.Copy !req
1409. It is music. My spark is music. I...Copy !req
1410. I know it is.Copy !req
1411. 22: I'm no good.Copy !req
1412. I got no purpose.Copy !req
1413. No purpose.Copy !req
1414. No purpose.Copy !req
1415. - (PANTING)
- Mr. G?Copy !req
1416. Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go.Copy !req
1417. You're too late, man.Copy !req
1418. Let me talk to Dorothea.Copy !req
1419. No, no, no, man. She don't play that.Copy !req
1420. These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?Copy !req
1421. Listen, you gotta give me another chance.Copy !req
1422. This is my band. I decide who plays.Copy !req
1423. And if you don't go with me,Copy !req
1424. you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.Copy !req
1425. Oh, yeah? Why's that?Copy !req
1426. My only purpose on this planet is to play.Copy !req
1427. It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.Copy !req
1428. Well, aren't you an arrogant one?Copy !req
1429. I guess you really are a jazz player.Copy !req
1430. Tell Robert he's out. For now.Copy !req
1431. Nice suit.Copy !req
1432. Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.Copy !req
1433. Welcome to the quartet, Teach.Copy !req
1434. That's my Joey!Copy !req
1435. - What a show!
- That last solo was brilliant.Copy !req
1436. That was amazing!Copy !req
1437. I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.Copy !req
1438. - Whoo! Later, Mr. G.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1439. You did great. We love you.Copy !req
1440. I'm so proud of you, Joey.Copy !req
1441. Gotta get to bed. We old.Copy !req
1442. You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.Copy !req
1443. You don't get many like tonight.Copy !req
1444. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1445. So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next?Copy !req
1446. We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.Copy !req
1447. What's wrong, Teach?Copy !req
1448. It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.Copy !req
1449. I thought I'd feel different.Copy !req
1450. I heard this story about a fish.Copy !req
1451. He swims up to this older fish and says,Copy !req
1452. "I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."Copy !req
1453. "The ocean?" says the older fish.Copy !req
1454. "That's what you're in right now."Copy !req
1455. "This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.Copy !req
1456. "What I want is the ocean."Copy !req
1457. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
1458. - Hey, man.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1459. 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark.Copy !req
1460. Or walking. I'm really good at walking.Copy !req
1461. Those really aren't purposes, 22.Copy !req
1462. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1463. Joe?
Huh?Copy !req
1464. Joe!Copy !req
1465. Good heavens, man.
What are you doing in the zone?Copy !req
1466. Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22.Copy !req
1467. I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.Copy !req
1468. - What?
- I'll explain on the way.Copy !req
1469. When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,Copy !req
1470. I suspected something had gone wrong.Copy !req
1471. I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.Copy !req
1472. Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.Copy !req
1473. And now that 22 has technically lived,
she's become one of them.Copy !req
1474. - There!
- Good show.Copy !req
1475. 22!Copy !req
1476. - Ready the net.
- I'm on it.Copy !req
1477. She's got us!Copy !req
1478. Moonwind!Copy !req
1479. A captain always
goes down with the ship.Copy !req
1480. It has been a...Copy !req
1481. 22!Copy !req
1482. Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.Copy !req
1483. Easy, 22, easy.Copy !req
1484. I just came back to give you this.Copy !req
1485. Easy.Copy !req
1486. 22, listen. Come back!Copy !req
1487. And for correcting
our absent-minded mistakesCopy !req
1488. and setting the count right,Copy !req
1489. we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.Copy !req
1490. I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,Copy !req
1491. but that I absolutely deserve.Copy !req
1492. Joe Gardner?Copy !req
1493. And I'll just take that back.Copy !req
1494. Hey.Copy !req
1495. Oi, noob!
You're not where you belong.Copy !req
1496. Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)Copy !req
1497. 22, stop. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
1498. (GRUNTING) Stop that. No.Copy !req
1499. 22!Copy !req
1500. Whoa, watch out!Copy !req
1501. Take it easy.Copy !req
1502. - There, there.
- There's no need to be afraid.Copy !req
1503. Don't worry. Calm down.Copy !req
1504. You have to stop running. Please.Copy !req
1505. 22, stop.Copy !req
1506. 22, I was wrong.Copy !req
1507. Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.Copy !req
1508. I'm not good enough. Nope. No.Copy !req
1509. Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.Copy !req
1510. 22!Copy !req
1511. (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.Copy !req
1512. All you make are bad decisions.Copy !req
1513. You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.Copy !req
1514. You're so selfish.Copy !req
1515. No one would ever want to be around you.Copy !req
1516. Loser.Copy !req
1517. Oh, the world needs remarkable peopleCopy !req
1518. and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.Copy !req
1519. You'll never find your spark.Copy !req
1520. Imbecile.Copy !req
1521. - I cannot help you.
- (VOICES OVERLAPPING)Copy !req
1522. 22!Copy !req
1523. 22: I just need to fill out that last box.Copy !req
1524. I'm not good enough at all.Copy !req
1525. You will never find your spark.Copy !req
1526. There's no point.Copy !req
1527. (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes,
you idiot.Copy !req
1528. That's just regular old living.Copy !req
1529. This is a waste of time.Copy !req
1530. You only got that badge
because you were in my body.Copy !req
1531. That's why you ruin everything.Copy !req
1532. Because you have no purpose.Copy !req
1533. (GASPS) No, no, no.Copy !req
1534. (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point.Copy !req
1535. (IN 22'S VOICE)
You'll never find your spark.Copy !req
1536. (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose!Copy !req
1537. - (MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES)
- I'm not good. Nope.Copy !req
1538. Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.Copy !req
1539. (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready?Copy !req
1540. Huh?Copy !req
1541. To come live.Copy !req
1542. I'm scared, Joe.Copy !req
1543. I'm not good enough.Copy !req
1544. Anyway, I never got my spark.Copy !req
1545. Yes, you did.Copy !req
1546. Your spark isn't your purpose.Copy !req
1547. That last box fills in
when you're ready to come live.Copy !req
1548. And, the thing isCopy !req
1549. you're pretty great at jazzing.Copy !req
1550. But, Joe,Copy !req
1551. this means you won't get to...Copy !req
1552. It's okay. I already did.Copy !req
1553. Now it's your turn.Copy !req
1554. I'll go with you.Copy !req
1555. You know you can't do that.Copy !req
1556. I know. But I'll go as far as I can.Copy !req
1557. Hey! Take a look!Copy !req
1558. Wow!Copy !req
1559. Mr. Gardner?Copy !req
1560. Yes?Copy !req
1561. Do you have a moment?Copy !req
1562. I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys
when I say thank you.Copy !req
1563. For what?Copy !req
1564. We're in the business of inspiration, Joe,Copy !req
1565. but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.Copy !req
1566. Huh. Really?Copy !req
1567. So, we all decided to give you
another chance.Copy !req
1568. Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.Copy !req
1569. But what about Terry?Copy !req
1570. We worked it out with Terry.Copy !req
1571. Mm. That's weird.Copy !req
1572. Hey, Terry, what's that over there?Copy !req
1573. Look immediately.Copy !req
1574. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
1575. - Oh, nothing. You were saying?
- Hmm?Copy !req
1576. Were you even talking? I can't remember.Copy !req
1577. Never mind.Copy !req
1578. Well?Copy !req
1579. Thanks.Copy !req
1580. So what do you think you'll do?Copy !req
1581. How are you gonna spend your life?Copy !req
1582. I'm not sure.Copy !req
1583. But I do know...Copy !req
1584. I'm going to live every minute of it.Copy !req
1585. (RAPPING)
♪ Rappin Ced is the nameCopy !req
1586. Hey! Movie's over.Copy !req
1587. Go home!Copy !req