1. So, it says here
that you were managerCopy !req
2. of the Rusty Scupper
Restaurant for five years.Copy !req
3. Hmm?
Then, a bank tellerCopy !req
4. at Bank of Oakland
between 2014 to 2016?Copy !req
5. Oh! And you were
employee of the month.Copy !req
6. What's that trophy
in the bag there?Copy !req
7. Oh! Oakland High
Moot Court Champion.Copy !req
8. I'm a salesman at heart.Copy !req
9. That is intriguing.Copy !req
10. Mainly... because I was
the branch managerCopy !req
11. at the Bank of Oakland
between 2014 and 2016.Copy !req
12. And you, Mr. Green,
you never fucking worked there.Copy !req
13. And the number that you gave to
The Rusty Scupper Restaurant?Copy !req
14. Is that your friend
Salvador's number?Copy !req
15. The same Salvador
who applied for this job?Copy !req
16. I didn't know
he applied here, too.Copy !req
17. Might have been helpful
if his outgoing messageCopy !req
18. didn't say,
"It's Sal, bitches."Copy !req
19. This trophy and that plaque,
did you steal 'em?Copy !req
20. No, uh, I... made them.Copy !req
21. Well, I had them... made.Copy !req
22. Listen, I just really,
really need a job.Copy !req
23. Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay?Copy !req
24. This is telemarketing.Copy !req
25. We're not mappin'
the fuckin' human genome here.Copy !req
26. I don't care if you have
experience for this.Copy !req
27. I'll hire damn near anyone.Copy !req
28. You know what this
bootleg trophy tells me?Copy !req
29. Tells me the only thing
I need to know.Copy !req
30. You have initiative
and you can read.Copy !req
31. You will call as many contacts
as you can during your shift,Copy !req
32. you will read the script
that we give you,Copy !req
33. and you will show up
tomorrow happy.Copy !req
34. Hmm?Copy !req
35. Thank you. Uh, thank you
so much, Mr. Anderson.Copy !req
36. Ah, one more thing,
Cassius... "Stuss."Copy !req
37. "Stuss"?Copy !req
38. S.T.T.S.Copy !req
39. Stick to the script.Copy !req
40. Stick to the script.
Stick to the script. You got it.Copy !req
41. Thank you so much.Copy !req
42. Troit!Copy !req
43. Troit!Copy !req
44. Troit!Copy !req
45. You ever think about dying?Copy !req
46. Yeah, I'm alive.
Sometimes.Copy !req
47. No, I don't mean like right now,Copy !req
48. in a freak accident
or something.Copy !req
49. I mean...
when we're old, like 90.Copy !req
50. I think about it all the time.Copy !req
51. Like, what will
I have done that matters?Copy !req
52. I just want to make sure
that when I dieCopy !req
53. I'll be surrounded
by people who love meCopy !req
54. and who I love back.Copy !req
55. But what about when they die?Copy !req
56. What do you mean?Copy !req
57. I mean, like at some point
we're gonna die.Copy !req
58. Our kids are gonna die.
Our kids' kids are gonna die.Copy !req
59. And at some point,
no one on Earth will have existed.Copy !req
60. And at—at some point...Copy !req
61. the sun will explode
and everyone will have died.Copy !req
62. And no one will know
what I'm doing,Copy !req
63. and what I'm doing right now
won't even matter.Copy !req
64. Baby, baby it will
always matter, okay?Copy !req
65. Because it matters now.
This moment, these moments.Copy !req
66. When I kiss you...
it's not for posterity's sake.Copy !req
67. Yeah, but—okay,
you got your calling.Copy !req
68. Your art means something, right?Copy !req
69. But I'm just out here surviving;Copy !req
70. spinning around
on the endless circle.Copy !req
71. - Ah, you missed your cue.
- That's disgusting.Copy !req
72. I said, "When I kiss you,
it's not for posterity's sake."Copy !req
73. - Yeah, but—
- Mmm!Copy !req
74. Oh, God!Copy !req
75. - Get a room!
- I got a room, muthafucka!Copy !req
76. I thought you said
you fixed that!Copy !req
77. My landlord was supposed to fix it.Copy !req
78. I gotta move.Copy !req
79. - Mmm!
- I like that.Copy !req
80. I have to go to work anyway.Copy !req
81. - Don't you start work today?
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. They said they hire anybody
if you're looking for a second job.Copy !req
83. You could try part-time.Copy !req
84. Everyone is talking
about the WorryFree solution!Copy !req
85. WorryFree is
a revolutionary new businessCopy !req
86. and lifestyle model
taking the world by storm!Copy !req
87. Baby, how much are they paying you?Copy !req
88. When you sign a WorryFree contract,Copy !req
89. you're guaranteed employment
and housing for life!Copy !req
90. Stop worrying and get WorryFree!Copy !req
91. The WorryFree living quarters
are state of the art,Copy !req
92. the WorryFree food
is to die for,Copy !req
93. and WorryFree careers
are fulfilling and satisfying!Copy !req
94. Cash, baby,
what are they paying you?Copy !req
95. Uh, I think
it's just commission.Copy !req
96. Hey, baby...Copy !req
97. you ever think
about this WorryFree shit?Copy !req
98. Are you crazy?Copy !req
99. What, working on commission?Copy !req
100. Nice earrings.Copy !req
101. Hey, Cash!Copy !req
102. I got overdue house notes, dude.Copy !req
103. How much longer I got
to wait for my money?Copy !req
104. Look, Serge,
I just got a new jobCopy !req
105. and I'll have some money
for you soon.Copy !req
106. Damn it,
you four months late now.Copy !req
107. It's like "soon" is the only
fuckin' word I hear from you.Copy !req
108. Okay, I'm four
months late, but...Copy !req
109. Check this out. Damn.Copy !req
110. God made this land
for all of us,Copy !req
111. and greedy people like you want to hog it
to yourself and your familyCopy !req
112. and charge all the rest of us
for the right to live.Copy !req
113. - Me and my family?
- Yeah.Copy !req
114. Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle.Copy !req
115. The bank might
take my fucking house.Copy !req
116. Four fucking months.Copy !req
117. I gave you
that car you're driving.Copy !req
118. - That's a damn bucket.
- Oh yeah?Copy !req
119. Give it back then! No?Copy !req
120. That's what I thought.Copy !req
121. I need my money
in two weeks, asshole.Copy !req
122. Hey.Copy !req
123. Forty on two.Copy !req
124. What's up, man!Copy !req
125. Millions of dollars
went into these wallsCopy !req
126. just to... make sure
that thousands of callsCopy !req
127. can go out and in
at the same timeCopy !req
128. without jamming the lines.Copy !req
129. Log in here.
Grab a seat.Copy !req
130. Come on.Copy !req
131. You studied the script?Copy !req
132. - Yeah.
- Look, clock in,Copy !req
133. don't be lazy,Copy !req
134. and I won't have
to be an asshole.Copy !req
135. Make a sale, this light goes on.Copy !req
136. You do real good,Copy !req
137. eventually you might even be able
to be a Power Caller.Copy !req
138. - A Power Caller?
- Where the callers are ballers.Copy !req
139. Where they make the real money.Copy !req
140. They even have
their own elevator.Copy !req
141. Oh yeah, I saw that.Copy !req
142. Stick to the script.Copy !req
143. What the fuck?Copy !req
144. - Hello.
- Hey, Mr. Davidson.Copy !req
145. Cassius Green here.
Sorry to bo—Copy !req
146. Another one!Copy !req
147. Hello?Copy !req
148. Uh, this is Cassius Green.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
149. I just wanted to mention
something else aboutCopy !req
150. an encyc— Insight Encyclopedia.Copy !req
151. Hello?Copy !req
152. - Hi, Mrs. Costello.
- Yes.Copy !req
153. This is Cassius Green.Copy !req
154. I know that you've enjoyed our, uh,
series on birdwatching,Copy !req
155. so I wanted to call
and—and help you out.Copy !req
156. I'm sorry, young man.
we don't have any money.Copy !req
157. My husband's in the hospital.Copy !req
158. He's 73.
He's got stage 4 cancer.Copy !req
159. Umm...Copy !req
160. it's...Copy !req
161. Oh, it's interesting that
you say that, Mrs. Costello,Copy !req
162. because book number five
in the Insight seriesCopy !req
163. is all about wellness,
how to stay healthy... on your ownCopy !req
164. without even going
to the doctor, so—so—Copy !req
165. Damn it.Copy !req
166. Really? You gonna stuff all those
French fries in your mouth?Copy !req
167. I feel incompetent
and like an asshole doing this job.Copy !req
168. I don't feel any different.Copy !req
169. Hey.Copy !req
170. That's that the dude
from that show.Copy !req
171. - Hey! Hey!
- Oh shit!Copy !req
172. That's fucking cool.
I hate that show.Copy !req
173. But I never noticed
that, uh, room.Copy !req
174. What—what is that?Copy !req
175. The VIP room.Copy !req
176. What the hell is a place like this
doing with a VIP room?Copy !req
177. I used to be in there
all the time.Copy !req
178. Well, what qualifies
a person to be VIP?Copy !req
179. Well, you need the password.Copy !req
180. And this week
it's "upscale elegance."Copy !req
181. Actually, every week
it's "upscale elegance."Copy !req
182. - I'm goin'.
- Where the fuck you going?Copy !req
183. Yeah!Copy !req
184. Fuck!Copy !req
185. Ah!Copy !req
186. That's some baller shit.Copy !req
187. Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits,
Cassius Green here.Copy !req
188. Sorry to bother you. I just—Copy !req
189. Hey, youngblood.Copy !req
190. - What up?
- Lemme give you a tip.Copy !req
191. Use your white voice.Copy !req
192. - My white voice?
- Yeah.Copy !req
193. Man, I ain't got no white voice.Copy !req
194. Oh, come on, you know
what I mean, youngblood.Copy !req
195. You have a white voice in there,
you can use it.Copy !req
196. It's like when you get
pulled over by the police.Copy !req
197. Oh no, I just use my regular voice.
when that happens.Copy !req
198. I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car
and don't nobody get hurt!"Copy !req
199. All right, man, I'm just trying
to give you some game.Copy !req
200. You wanna make some money here?Copy !req
201. Then read the script
with a white voice.Copy !req
202. Well, people say I talk
with a white voice anyway,Copy !req
203. so why it ain't helping me out?Copy !req
204. Well, you don't talk
white enough.Copy !req
205. I'm not talkin'
bout Will Smith white.Copy !req
206. That ain't white,
that's just proper.Copy !req
207. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm talking about the real deal.Copy !req
208. Okay, so like...Copy !req
209. "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here.Copy !req
210. - Sorry to bother you"--
- Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong.Copy !req
211. I'm not talking about sounding all nasal.Copy !req
212. It's, like, sounding like
you don't have a care.Copy !req
213. Got your bills paid.
You're happy about your future.Copy !req
214. You about ready to jump
in your Ferrari out thereCopy !req
215. after you get off this call.Copy !req
216. Put some real breath in there.Copy !req
217. Breezy like...
"I don't really need this money."Copy !req
218. You've never been fired.Copy !req
219. Only laid off.Copy !req
220. It's not really a white voice.Copy !req
221. It's what they wish
they sounded like.Copy !req
222. So, it's like what they think
they're supposed to sound like.Copy !req
223. Like this, youngblood.Copy !req
224. Hey! Mr. Kramer!Copy !req
225. This is Langston from RegalView.Copy !req
226. I didn't catch you
at the wrong time, did I?Copy !req
227. If you're ever
gonna be a Power Caller,Copy !req
228. you gotta know when to
bag 'em and when to tag 'em.Copy !req
229. Yeah?Copy !req
230. Hey. Um, what's baggin'
and what's taggin'?Copy !req
231. Bagging is when
you drop the call.Copy !req
232. Like a dead body into a bag,Copy !req
233. you drop that shit
'cause it crossed the line.Copy !req
234. Tagging is when
you claim that money.Copy !req
235. It's a sale.
Cha-ching!Copy !req
236. Like when they put the tag on the body
at the morgue to identify it.Copy !req
237. That's mine.Copy !req
238. Maybe you already bagged
that dead body, right?Copy !req
239. And you're just about
to walk away, skip town,Copy !req
240. lay low for a little while.Copy !req
241. But instead, you drag
that heavy fuckerCopy !req
242. on out into the alley
and... then you tag it!Copy !req
243. Okay. Uh, I—I just—Copy !req
244. I feel like these metaphors have not
been cleared for this pep rally.Copy !req
245. - Ah, okay. Diana?
- Oh! Yes.Copy !req
246. Uh... hi. I'm new,Copy !req
247. so forgive me for not knowing
everyone's name yet.Copy !req
248. My name is Diana...Copy !req
249. Dee-bo-sher-ree.Copy !req
250. - That looks like "debauchery."
- Well, it's not.Copy !req
251. Uh, I am your new Team Leader!Copy !req
252. And I know you're
looking at me going,Copy !req
253. "Is she a manager?
I'm scared." Okay.Copy !req
254. "She's going to treat me like a system
of motorized appendages!"Copy !req
255. No, that stops here,
that stops right now.Copy !req
256. You are not employees to me.Copy !req
257. You are Team Members! We're a family now.
You know what that means?Copy !req
258. It means I lean on you, you lean on me.
There's a synergy.Copy !req
259. And you can feel that energy.
I know that you can.Copy !req
260. People are starting to get
emotional, and I love that.Copy !req
261. Does that mean we get paid more?Copy !req
262. "No." Okay, but what
is capital? Right?Copy !req
263. I would argue that social currency
now is more important,Copy !req
264. and don't take it from me,
take it from the news.Copy !req
265. Take it from media, all kinds of media:
digital, paper, otherwise.Copy !req
266. Media is changing,
so is capital.Copy !req
267. Get with it. I don't want to scare you,
but it's a new world.Copy !req
268. Okay, Team Members.
Let's, uh—Copy !req
269. thank you very much,
and let's all get back to work.Copy !req
270. Remember!
Hit your contacts! Up the ante!Copy !req
271. Work the grid! And...Copy !req
272. - Stick to the script.
- That's right.Copy !req
273. Any one of you can turn
Power CallerCopy !req
274. and be rollin' in dough!Copy !req
275. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
276. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
277. Nothing in this office is free, man,
you gotta put money in there.Copy !req
278. Oh, re—really?Copy !req
279. It's okay, you're not missing out.
It tastes like shit.Copy !req
280. Fuck. I thought
I could get lucky, asshole.Copy !req
281. I was just giving you shit, man.
I'm—I'm Squeeze.Copy !req
282. I've seen you around
for a couple weeks.Copy !req
283. It was a good question in there.Copy !req
284. Cassius.
People call me Cash.Copy !req
285. It was a really good
question in there, man.Copy !req
286. - What, about us getting paid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
287. I mean, I just think
it's kind of sillyCopy !req
288. that we have to be all excited.Copy !req
289. - I know, right?
- It's bullshit.Copy !req
290. Exactly. I mean, you just cut
straight to the chase, man.Copy !req
291. That's awesome.Copy !req
292. A player gotta mob up with us
for some scrill and bennies.Copy !req
293. Well, what the fuck
does that mean?Copy !req
294. Uh, there's a bunch of usCopy !req
295. that are organizing
to get us paid more.Copy !req
296. Get some benefits.Copy !req
297. We could really use your energy
to jump things off.Copy !req
298. Yeah, look, I gotta
get back to work, man.Copy !req
299. Hey, man, look, I'm sorry
I got you like this,Copy !req
300. but obviously
we can't talk here.Copy !req
301. So, grab a drink later.
It's on me.Copy !req
302. Hey, lady, how much?Copy !req
303. - Okay.
- So, we good?Copy !req
304. - Yeah.
- Alright.Copy !req
305. - Hey.
- What up?Copy !req
306. - Who are you?
- That's Squeeze.Copy !req
307. - Squeeze.
- He works with us at RegalView.Copy !req
308. Squeeze, Detroit.Copy !req
309. - Detroit? That's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
310. My parents wanted me to have
an American name.Copy !req
311. Nice!Copy !req
312. And Detroit is a brilliant visual
and performance artist...Copy !req
313. No, my art is
not twirling signs.Copy !req
314. who's about to open
her first show.Copy !req
315. Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy."Copy !req
316. Squeeze, in high school,
Cash was—Copy !req
317. Shit!Copy !req
318. Stuck... brake.Copy !req
319. Why do you always talk about
what I did in high school?Copy !req
320. I mean, like, look at our
high school football team.Copy !req
321. Literally Look at 'em..Copy !req
322. All they do is work at the
home furniture storeCopy !req
323. and play football all day.Copy !req
324. It's, like, they're stuck
or something.Copy !req
325. Man, what the hell you talkin' bout?
I mean, they're friends.Copy !req
326. Baby, can you please not talk
about the sun exploding tonight?Copy !req
327. Okay.Copy !req
328. Yeah, but you know,
I—I just—at the end of the dayCopy !req
329. I just don't want to be
stuck in their position.Copy !req
330. Ah, shit.Copy !req
331. D, wiper duty, please.Copy !req
332. Come on, man.
I never get wiper duty.Copy !req
333. You can wipe my ass, Sal.Copy !req
334. Oh, really?
With what? My tongue?Copy !req
335. Well, shit, it might make your breath
smell a little bit better.Copy !req
336. Keeping turning, Troit. Turn.Copy !req
337. the fourth day of violent protestsCopy !req
338. at WorryFree headquarters.Copy !req
339. Protesters say
WorryFree's methodCopy !req
340. of lifetime labor contractsCopy !req
341. is a new form of slavery.Copy !req
342. WorryFree CEO Steve LiftCopy !req
343. was interviewed on Oprah today.Copy !req
344. No. Conclusively no.Copy !req
345. Our workers
do not sign contractsCopy !req
346. under threats
of physical violenceCopy !req
347. so, therefore,
the comparison to slaveryCopy !req
348. is just ludicrous and offensive.Copy !req
349. We're transforming life itself.Copy !req
350. We're saving the economy.Copy !req
351. I mean, we're—
we're saving lives.Copy !req
352. It's all highlighted in my book.
I lay out the whole thing.Copy !req
353. Many of the violent protestersCopy !req
354. are part
of the "Left Eye Faction"Copy !req
355. and are identifiable by the black mark
under their left eye.Copy !req
356. There's no employment
for many people.Copy !req
357. Even sweat shops have been replaced
by WorryFree LiveWork Centers.Copy !req
358. These places are prisons,Copy !req
359. and we're packed
in there like sardines,Copy !req
360. fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone
14 hours a day.Copy !req
361. I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!Copy !req
362. All I'm saying is
if you don't cook the spaghettiCopy !req
363. in the sauce with the
cheese in it first,Copy !req
364. - that's some white shit.
- That's some bullshit man.Copy !req
365. You don't get to decide
what's black and what's white.Copy !req
366. Well, that-that—
but that's how black folks do it, man.Copy !req
367. - No, nigga, I'm black.
- We talked about that, man.Copy !req
368. You kind of black,
you Lionel-Richie black.Copy !req
369. Look, I— I make my noodles,Copy !req
370. then I put the sauce on,
then—look it,Copy !req
371. then I put a little,
uh, Parmesan—Copy !req
372. it doesn't even
fucking matter, alright,Copy !req
373. 'cause pasta is from Italy.Copy !req
374. Italians ain't white!Copy !req
375. - Yes, they are, bro.
- Yes, they are!Copy !req
376. Since the fuck when?Copy !req
377. Since the last 60 years, man.Copy !req
378. Spaghetti is Chinese.Copy !req
379. Speaking of white,
I'm gonna make a toast.Copy !req
380. - Come on.
- A'ight.Copy !req
381. Okay.Copy !req
382. To my esteemed RegalView associatesCopy !req
383. whom I revere
with great fervor...Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. and to my alluring and phenomenally
talented fiancée...Copy !req
386. I'd like to dedicate this imbibingCopy !req
387. of intoxicating elixirs.Copy !req
388. Here's to becoming
a Power Caller!Copy !req
389. Cassius, how'd you do that?Copy !req
390. Old man at the jobby-job.Copy !req
391. It's called the white voice.Copy !req
392. I guess I'm...
a natural at it.Copy !req
393. That was all some
puppet-master voodoo shit!Copy !req
394. Dude, you sounded overdubbed.Copy !req
395. Man, your white voice, man,
it's fucking scary.Copy !req
396. Yeah, I've never seen
that shit before.Copy !req
397. But I have heard about that Power Caller
shit that you're talking about.Copy !req
398. That's a scam.Copy !req
399. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
400. "If you work
hard enough as a fry cook,Copy !req
401. maybe you can become
a manager!"Copy !req
402. Or—or "If you twirl
that sign really well,Copy !req
403. then maybe you can twirl a larger sign
on a more glamorous corner."Copy !req
404. No, I already have
the best corner,Copy !req
405. and the biggest sign,
and the best word. "Off."Copy !req
406. It is the anchor to the slogan.Copy !req
407. - So—
- So, what's the point then?Copy !req
408. What you think, I'm just supposed
to work, eat, fuck, sleep?Copy !req
409. No, I'm—I'm not saying that.
I'm saying what we need...Copy !req
410. We need a union at RegalView.Copy !req
411. That way, we all get paid.Copy !req
412. Okay. Okay. Well said, broham.Copy !req
413. I'm down.Copy !req
414. - Hey, Cassius.
- Hey, Serge.Copy !req
415. Uh, look, I get paid Friday,
so I'll have half your money by then.Copy !req
416. Even if you had all the money,Copy !req
417. your little four month's rent
wouldn't help me.Copy !req
418. I owe too much.Copy !req
419. If I don't come up
with a boatload of moneyCopy !req
420. by next month— which I won't—Copy !req
421. the bank is taking my shit.Copy !req
422. You should find a new place.Copy !req
423. Damn.Copy !req
424. It's making my diabetes act up.Copy !req
425. So, what you gonna do?Copy !req
426. I've been talkin' to those
WorryFree people.Copy !req
427. They sent me a brochure.
It don't sound that bad.Copy !req
428. Three hots and a cot,
like we used to say.Copy !req
429. - Oh, hell no, Serge. Come on.
- No, don't—don't do that.Copy !req
430. Look, we'll figure
something out.Copy !req
431. Yes, I'm so sorry
to bother you.Copy !req
432. Yeah, well, let me tell you.
I got a special for you.Copy !req
433. Look, you bring
a chick home to your apartment.Copy !req
434. It's clean. It's stylish.Copy !req
435. Of course, it is.
She's already seen thatCopy !req
436. from the guy she
was with two weeks ago.Copy !req
437. And then her eyes move overCopy !req
438. to those brown leather bad boysCopy !req
439. from the Insight Encyclopedias,
Intellectual Edition.Copy !req
440. - It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah!Copy !req
441. Yeah! Holla, holla,
holla, holla, holla!Copy !req
442. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
443. Spin Doctors.
Classic!Copy !req
444. Tim, I want to chop it up more,Copy !req
445. but I gotta get
to my squash game.Copy !req
446. Was that Visa or Mastercard?Copy !req
447. God, this voice shit is crazy.Copy !req
448. Yeah!Copy !req
449. Yeah!Copy !req
450. - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
451. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
452. Where's the wine at?Copy !req
453. Power Calling
all you motherfuckers!Copy !req
454. I'm going to have you playing basketball
in Pelican Bay!Copy !req
455. Yeah!Copy !req
456. Baby, yes!Copy !req
457. Oh yeah! Oh yeah!Copy !req
458. Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
459. Yes!Copy !req
460. I—I should probably get back
to work, man.Copy !req
461. You're stoked, man!Copy !req
462. You're doin' so fucking good
with the voice thing.Copy !req
463. But hit more contacts per hour.Copy !req
464. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
465. Oh. They're talkin'
about you, bro.Copy !req
466. You're on your way.Copy !req
467. Pah!Copy !req
468. To where, heaven?Copy !req
469. Almost.Copy !req
470. PC, baby.
Power Caller.Copy !req
471. Oh, uh...Copy !req
472. - Did you hear what he just said?
- Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man.Copy !req
473. He told me the exact same shit
three months ago.Copy !req
474. Nice earrings.Copy !req
475. Thanks. Made 'em myself.Copy !req
476. What kind of world is itCopy !req
477. when this is the most popular show
in America?Copy !req
478. They say 150 million people
watch this every night.Copy !req
479. Mmm.Copy !req
480. I, personally, love seeingCopy !req
481. a muthafucka get beat down
and humiliated.Copy !req
482. Makes—makes
me feel warm inside.Copy !req
483. I got the muthafucking T-shirt.Copy !req
484. - Oh!
- Check this.Copy !req
485. Oh!Copy !req
486. - I'm gonna go dance, man.
- Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.Copy !req
487. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
No.Copy !req
488. Give me the good stuff.Copy !req
489. Give me the good stuff.Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
492. So, why you ain't dancing' man?Copy !req
493. Motherfucker, I'm too old
for that shit.Copy !req
494. Man look, what happened to just
doing the muthafucking dog,Copy !req
495. Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow.Copy !req
496. You know I'm freakin,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
497. Shit, now you got to dislocate
your muthafucking shoulder.Copy !req
498. Damn, what the fuck
I look like doin that shit?Copy !req
499. You, uh...Copy !req
500. Hey, Power Callers, right?Copy !req
501. They make a shit ton
of money, man.Copy !req
502. I'm talking about, like, Benz,Copy !req
503. and expensive house payment
type of money.Copy !req
504. How the fuck is that
even possible?Copy !req
505. If you selling the bullshit
we selling, it's impossible.Copy !req
506. But they not selling
the bullshit we selling.Copy !req
507. So, I guess comparing
to what we doingCopy !req
508. to what they're doing
is like apples to oranges.Copy !req
509. More like apples
and the Holocaust.Copy !req
510. Alright. Bye.Copy !req
511. Don't look into the light.Copy !req
512. Fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
513. - What up bro?
- What's up man?Copy !req
514. - Good man.
- Aw, that hurt.Copy !req
515. It's all good.
I've been tellingCopy !req
516. everybody how you've been
kicking all types of ass at work.Copy !req
517. Yea. I mean it's crazy.
I'm finally...Copy !req
518. feel like I'm good at something.Copy !req
519. I'm feeling myself.Copy !req
520. - Word.
- I'm a fucking monster at this.Copy !req
521. Man. That's awesome, man.Copy !req
522. Fucking dope man.
That's awesome.Copy !req
523. Yeah— whoa!Copy !req
524. - Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey.
- Hey, Lovely.Copy !req
525. - Can I get that?
- Who invited you?Copy !req
526. Who asked you?Copy !req
527. I was hoping
you'd pop up earlier.Copy !req
528. I thought you were coming by.Copy !req
529. Oh, to your gallery?
I thought you said don't come.Copy !req
530. Your friends
were helping you out.Copy !req
531. Baby, that's what I said.
But don't listen to what I say.Copy !req
532. Listen to what I want.Copy !req
533. - I'm confused.
- Yeah, I know you are.Copy !req
534. But are you gonna
pick me up on Friday?Copy !req
535. - That's what I want.
- Is cash green?Copy !req
536. Yeah. Cash is green.Copy !req
537. - Can I get a light?
- No.Copy !req
538. Those are nice earrings.Copy !req
539. Wait, baby.
I didn't know you changed your earrings.Copy !req
540. Detroit, I didn't know you made
earrings of your ex-boyfriends.Copy !req
541. Alright, everybody.Copy !req
542. This is a pretty amazing
turnout.Copy !req
543. I hope you guys all know
that we're in this together.Copy !req
544. That this is all of us,
ride or die.Copy !req
545. You know what today is?Copy !req
546. Today is the warning shot.Copy !req
547. Telling them that
we stand united.Copy !req
548. If we get this right today,Copy !req
549. not only will it be our floorCopy !req
550. but it will be every other floor
in RegalView and beyond.Copy !req
551. A twenty-minute work stoppage
during prime calling time.Copy !req
552. I'll give the call.
Sal, what's the call?Copy !req
553. Fuck you, pay me.Copy !req
554. The other— other one.Copy !req
555. Phones down.Copy !req
556. Phones down.Copy !req
557. Okay?Copy !req
558. We hang up the phones.
Put down our headsets.Copy !req
559. Now, they're gonna
single some of us out.Copy !req
560. - Threaten our jobs.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
561. - Yes, fuck that.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
562. - Fuck that.
- Yeah, fuck.Copy !req
563. We ride for anyone
they try to fire.Copy !req
564. We fightCopy !req
565. because we make the profits
and they don't share.Copy !req
566. If we're gonna
give them our day,Copy !req
567. we need to have enough
to cover our basic necessities.Copy !req
568. - Human decency.
- Yeah.Copy !req
569. Is anyone not down?Copy !req
570. Speak now.Copy !req
571. Nah, fuck that, Squeeze!
We're ready!Copy !req
572. Hmm?Copy !req
573. Yeah. Uh, one for all.
All for one.Copy !req
574. Yeah! I brought
all types of weapons.Copy !req
575. Alright, folks. Let's meet back
here at 3:00 PM. Okay?Copy !req
576. - Don't. It's not that serious.
- Okay, alright cool.Copy !req
577. It's like serious, but it's not that—Copy !req
578. But I'm ready though.Copy !req
579. Thanks, Mr. Goldberg.Copy !req
580. As always, we'll be getting
that out to you right away.Copy !req
581. By the way—Copy !req
582. RegalView management...Copy !req
583. you are hereby warned.Copy !req
584. We will not be overlooked.Copy !req
585. Fucking God—Copy !req
586. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
587. Phones down!Copy !req
588. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
589. And fuck you!Copy !req
590. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
591. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
592. Fuck you, RegalView!
Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
593. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
594. Fuck you, RegalView!
Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
595. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
596. Fuck you, RegalView!
Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
597. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
598. Fuck you, RegalView!
Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
599. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
600. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
601. Oh man!Copy !req
602. Out, out, out,
out, out, out, out.Copy !req
603. Alright, hey look,Copy !req
604. I know you're gonna
threaten to fire me.Copy !req
605. And go ahead whatever.
I don't care anymoreCopy !req
606. cause we're gonna
take this fuckin place—Copy !req
607. Pack up your shit and get out.Copy !req
608. Well, fuck you
and fuck you and fuck you!Copy !req
609. - What? No—
- Fuck you!Copy !req
610. - Fuck you!
- No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green.Copy !req
611. You're starting to sound
a little paranoid here.Copy !req
612. We're the bearers of good news.Copy !req
613. Great news.Copy !req
614. Great mothafuckin' news.Copy !req
615. Great motherfucking news.Copy !req
616. Power Caller.Copy !req
617. - What the fuck—
- Yeah, we just got the call.Copy !req
618. They think you're A-1 material.Copy !req
619. You're going upstairs
my compadre.Copy !req
620. Yes. You are getting
a promotion.Copy !req
621. 9:00 AM tomorrow morning.Copy !req
622. - Do you have a suit?
- Of course he does.Copy !req
623. Powerful, young, strong,
intelligent Power Caller.Copy !req
624. - But, but they, um—
- Oh, God.Copy !req
625. They're gonna do what
they're gonna do.Copy !req
626. You're not going
against their actions.Copy !req
627. All their issues are down here.
Not up there.Copy !req
628. Two very different kinds of telemarketing.Copy !req
629. But, but, oh, okay, um...Copy !req
630. This is your moment.
Don't waste it.Copy !req
631. Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
634. The big money.Copy !req
635. The top fucking tier
of telemarketing.Copy !req
636. Making history with legends
like Hal Jameson.Copy !req
637. Bad ass.Copy !req
638. Oh, it's a really good batch,
so I hope you like France.Copy !req
639. You should have some.Copy !req
640. - Should I just drink it right now?
- Yes!Copy !req
641. Oh, yes!Copy !req
642. - Because we didn't have any cups.
- Power Caller.Copy !req
643. - Yeah!
- Yes!Copy !req
644. Power Caller, baby.Copy !req
645. - Power Caller, man!
- Power Caller!Copy !req
646. Power Caller.
Power Caller.Copy !req
647. Wow, you really are ready,
aren't you?Copy !req
648. Hey, Ms. D. Yeah.Copy !req
649. Wow, oh okay, well let's do
this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.Copy !req
650. I've always wanted to say that.Copy !req
651. Okay.Copy !req
652. I would be remiss if I didn't
bring up your pink shirt.Copy !req
653. I think it's extraordinary
and sexy.Copy !req
654. You know, 35% of men
who wear pinkCopy !req
655. are more likely
to start a franchise.Copy !req
656. - Is that so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. - Oh.
- Wow. Damn.Copy !req
658. - This is crazy.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
659. So clumsy.Copy !req
660. Almost done...Copy !req
661. this job's crazy right?Copy !req
662. Do you need help or something?Copy !req
663. Okay.Copy !req
664. It's very secure.
It's very—Copy !req
665. Welcome, Power Caller.Copy !req
666. Today is your day
to dominate the world.Copy !req
667. You are RegalView's elite brigade.Copy !req
668. Take your place alongside
legends like Hal Jameson.Copy !req
669. You call the shots.Copy !req
670. What...?Copy !req
671. You are in your sexual prime.Copy !req
672. The top of the reproductive pile.Copy !req
673. Alright, does it do
that every time—Copy !req
674. Welcome to the
Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green.Copy !req
675. White Voice at all times here.Copy !req
676. Yes, I almost forgot.Copy !req
677. Good luck.Copy !req
678. Nice suit, by the way.Copy !req
679. You've been
selected, Mr. Green,Copy !req
680. because you have the potential
to be a great telemarketer.Copy !req
681. The potential.Copy !req
682. Do you know
what we sell up here?Copy !req
683. - Oh, I heard it's a—
- Ah, we sell power.Copy !req
684. Firepower. Manpower.Copy !req
685. When U.S. weapons manufacturers
sell arms to other countriesCopy !req
686. who do you think, Mr. Green, makes
that call at the precisely perfect time?Copy !req
687. Which is, of course,
dinner. We do.Copy !req
688. Before a drone drops a bombCopy !req
689. on an apartment building
in PakistanCopy !req
690. who drops the
bomb ass sales pitchCopy !req
691. you may ask, Cassius?Copy !req
692. We do.Copy !req
693. Okay, so you said
firepower, manpower?Copy !req
694. WorryFree is our biggest client.Copy !req
695. We help thousands of companies
utilize WorryFree workersCopy !req
696. to improve their efficiency.Copy !req
697. So, wait, are you telling me
you sell slave laborCopy !req
698. to companies over the phone?Copy !req
699. Hot damnit.
You are a sharp one.Copy !req
700. Hey, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
701. Dave, stop him.Copy !req
702. Shit!Copy !req
703. Left Eye, bitches!Copy !req
704. WorryFree has resuscitated
America.Copy !req
705. Workers live in
space efficient dwellingsCopy !req
706. in the same facilities where
production occurs.Copy !req
707. They make anything
and they make everything.Copy !req
708. Lifetime contracts
so no wages needed.Copy !req
709. They make automobiles for what
it used to cost to make bicycles.Copy !req
710. Okay, but see I don't know if I can—Copy !req
711. Sugar on top, white voice.Copy !req
712. Yeah, but what
I'm saying is I don't knowCopy !req
713. if I'm gonna be
able to s—sell—Copy !req
714. Here's the starting salary.Copy !req
715. Hmm?Copy !req
716. Well, man, I'm gonna
have to get me some new suits.Copy !req
717. You'll be working
here until late.Copy !req
718. We need you
in the mix right away.Copy !req
719. Hey baby, what's your sign?Copy !req
720. I haven't heard that one before.Copy !req
721. Yo, that was crazy yesterday.Copy !req
722. That was like that scene
in Norma Rae.Copy !req
723. You know, the one when
she's like on the table.Copy !req
724. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
725. Yeah, RegalView is scared shitless.
We'll win.Copy !req
726. Can I check that out?Copy !req
727. Yeah.Copy !req
728. Oh, okay.Copy !req
729. Okay. Bravo.Copy !req
730. Where'd you learn
how to do that?Copy !req
731. Down in L.A.Copy !req
732. We organized the first sign
twirlers union there.Copy !req
733. Oh, okay.Copy !req
734. Is that what you do?Copy !req
735. You just go from place to place
stirring up trouble?Copy !req
736. Trouble's already there.
I just help folks fix it.Copy !req
737. Yeah, that's what I do with
my art too, you know.Copy !req
738. Expose the bullshit.Copy !req
739. - It's not exactly the same thing.
- It's pretty much the same.Copy !req
740. I haven't seen your stuff
so I can't—Copy !req
741. I'm not gonna show you my stuff.Copy !req
742. So how does it work with, uh—Copy !req
743. with you and Cassius?Copy !req
744. You know,
you sound like a radical.Copy !req
745. He's... I don't know.Copy !req
746. He's what?Copy !req
747. He's real.Copy !req
748. He's not that fake-ass
bougie gallery world.Copy !req
749. So, that's how it works.Copy !req
750. Well, you're rubbing him off
right. So...Copy !req
751. He helped with the work
stoppage. So...Copy !req
752. Your fire is rubbing off on him.Copy !req
753. I like it.Copy !req
754. I'm going.Copy !req
755. You look like you're done here
if you need a ride.Copy !req
756. Nah, Cash is on the way.
But thank you.Copy !req
757. Nice work.Copy !req
758. Hey girl. We gotta go!Copy !req
759. Thank you.Copy !req
760. You okay?Copy !req
761. Yeah.Copy !req
762. - Did you get into an accident?
- No.Copy !req
763. How about robbed or
something else crazy like that.Copy !req
764. So, I don't think you flaked and
left me on a corner for an hour.Copy !req
765. Yeah, I know. Look baby
I was gonna talk to you about it earlierCopy !req
766. but I didn't know if it would be
a for sure thing or not.Copy !req
767. But, as of today
I'm a Power Caller.Copy !req
768. Does that mean you can
pay me back my $80?Copy !req
769. Hell, yes, baby, of course I can.Copy !req
770. Stop Cassius.
Stop, it's freaky.Copy !req
771. What do they sell?Copy !req
772. Am I finally gonna be able
to see your show?Copy !req
773. Baby, this is beautiful.Copy !req
774. And big.Copy !req
775. Africa.Copy !req
776. Oh, really, is that
what this is?Copy !req
777. Yeah, I mean they're big
because they're Africa.Copy !req
778. So, I added the sculptures
from last year.Copy !req
779. Oh, okay. Well,
if nobody shows upCopy !req
780. at least it'll look full.Copy !req
781. Can I— can I ask a question?Copy !req
782. Why did you choose Africa?Copy !req
783. I wanted to talk about a life
shaped by exploitation.Copy !req
784. About fighting for a say
in our own lives.Copy !req
785. About how beauty, love, and laughterCopy !req
786. thrive and flourish under almost
any circumstances...Copy !req
787. Right.Copy !req
788. How Capitalism basically startedCopy !req
789. by stealing labor from AfricansCopy !req
790. and about how you're noddingCopy !req
791. like you're listening
but you're not.Copy !req
792. Oh, no sorry, baby.
I was receiving that.Copy !req
793. I was just had a long day and...Copy !req
794. - it's work.
- It's okay.Copy !req
795. You really want to hit this?Copy !req
796. Yes.Copy !req
797. Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now.Copy !req
798. Capitalism in Africa is booming.Copy !req
799. Shh. I'm done talking.Copy !req
800. I just want to marinate in this.Copy !req
801. This is major for me, Cash.Copy !req
802. What I want to do is
I want to sit here,Copy !req
803. hit this weedCopy !req
804. and just be here.Copy !req
805. Alright, guys.
That felt good the other day, right?Copy !req
806. - Yes.
- Yes. Good, man.Copy !req
807. Like I've known y'all
my whole life, you know.Copy !req
808. Don't forget that. Okay?Copy !req
809. Remember each other's faces.Copy !req
810. Cassius? What's up man?
Where you been?Copy !req
811. What's up with the suit?Copy !req
812. I got promoted.Copy !req
813. What does that mean?
Are you a manager now?Copy !req
814. That means I'm
a Power Caller now.Copy !req
815. - About to be paid.
- We're all trying to get fucking paid.Copy !req
816. - Yeah.
- But we're gonna do it as a team.Copy !req
817. Are you on the team?Copy !req
818. Yeah, I guess I'm still
on your little teamCopy !req
819. but I'm playing from the bench.Copy !req
820. The bench where you sit
and get your bills paid.Copy !req
821. You know my uncle is
about to lose his house.Copy !req
822. Cash, I'm sorry
about your uncle, man,Copy !req
823. but that don't mean sell out.Copy !req
824. I'm not selling y'all out.Copy !req
825. My success has nothing to do
with you, alright.Copy !req
826. You just keep doing
whatever it isCopy !req
827. that you're fucking doing
and I'll root for you.Copy !req
828. From the sidelines.Copy !req
829. And try not to laugh at that
stupid ass smirk on your face.Copy !req
830. We don't need this.Copy !req
831. - Are you doing alright?
- Yeah, I'm doing good.Copy !req
832. - How you doing?
- Fantastic.Copy !req
833. - Fantastic?
- I hope you have a good day.Copy !req
834. I hope you have a better week.Copy !req
835. I hope your month is full of
successful days.Copy !req
836. And a lot of great ventures.
I hope you just come up, brother.Copy !req
837. I hope your whole fucking year
is spectacular.Copy !req
838. - Oh, you hope my year is spectacular?
- Yeah.Copy !req
839. You got something
you want to say to me?Copy !req
840. You got something
you want to say?Copy !req
841. - You smell great.
- You smell great. What is that?Copy !req
842. Burberry.
What you got on?Copy !req
843. - I forgot. It's just deodorant.
- Smells expensive. Okay.Copy !req
844. - Yeah. Good.
- We smelling good.Copy !req
845. Some smelling good
brothers out here.Copy !req
846. You're an awesome man
and I appreciate you.Copy !req
847. - I hope you find yourself.
- Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks.Copy !req
848. - You want to get drinks?
- Yeah!Copy !req
849. - How many drinks?
- Two. Three.Copy !req
850. - Three? Five?
- Four! Five!Copy !req
851. - Six? Eight?
- Seven! Nine!Copy !req
852. - Ten? On me?
- All of them!Copy !req
853. It's on me, no, it's on me now!Copy !req
854. - It's on you?
- Yeah, it's on me now.Copy !req
855. - Alright. Alright!
- Yeah, it's on me!Copy !req
856. - It's on you now.
- Now!Copy !req
857. Walk!Copy !req
858. Greetings, Cassius Green.Copy !req
859. I hope you did
not masturbate today.Copy !req
860. We need you sharp
and ready to go.Copy !req
861. I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores.Copy !req
862. They say to others around you:Copy !req
863. "Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations."Copy !req
864. Mr. Green,
I am a computerCopy !req
865. but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain.Copy !req
866. Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign.Copy !req
867. Brush up on that
Chapter Six stuff.Copy !req
868. Excuse me.Copy !req
869. And give them that
radiant voice of yoursCopy !req
870. in the next half hour.Copy !req
871. 2:00 PM.Copy !req
872. Almost breakfast time in Japan.Copy !req
873. Oh okay.
Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo.Copy !req
874. - Moshi moshi.
- Mr. Son.Copy !req
875. Cassius Green of WorryFree calling.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
876. I'm calling about who
is assembling your phone.Copy !req
877. Now I know they're
being made in China.Copy !req
878. I'm a big fan of yours.Copy !req
879. I've been following you
since you were with Takashi.Copy !req
880. I cheered literally when
I found out you acquired Tanrio,Copy !req
881. which is why I'm calling you
and not Phonarolla.Copy !req
882. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
883. Our team of dedicated workersCopy !req
884. will make twice as many phones
at half the cost.Copy !req
885. You'll double up
your market shareCopy !req
886. over these bastards.Copy !req
887. Power Callers, our
very own Cassius GreenCopy !req
888. just made our
client, WorryFree,Copy !req
889. upwards of ten million dollarsCopy !req
890. in one call on his first day,
none the less.Copy !req
891. - Oh, it's not that much.
- Indeed one for the history books.Copy !req
892. Cheers!Copy !req
893. Excuse me for a second.Copy !req
894. What can I do for you, chum?Copy !req
895. Yes, I have a question.Copy !req
896. I've just achieved a sort of
miraculous financial endeavor.Copy !req
897. I'm also in a financial bind.Copy !req
898. I'm gonna need a cash advance.Copy !req
899. Hmm.Copy !req
900. This is where the magic
happens, baby.Copy !req
901. MTV spots WorryFree edition.Copy !req
902. Hole puncher Jim Ellman.Copy !req
903. This was the scene yesterdayCopy !req
904. at the RegalView
telemarketer's strike.Copy !req
905. The striking RegalView workersCopy !req
906. are joined by other
telemarketers,Copy !req
907. phone operators
and university studentsCopy !req
908. from all over the area.Copy !req
909. After a long day
of hearty-ass work,Copy !req
910. you feel me?Copy !req
911. We ready to eat.Copy !req
912. This is where
we get our grub on.Copy !req
913. Mm-mm!Copy !req
914. Yum.Copy !req
915. Swimming through
the vat of hyena urineCopy !req
916. is not as bad as it sounds!Copy !req
917. What do we want!Copy !req
918. We want enough money
to pay our rent!Copy !req
919. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
920. We want enough money to not eat
Cup 'O Noodles every night!Copy !req
921. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
922. I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles!Copy !req
923. We want to be able to go see our doctorCopy !req
924. when we get drunk one night!Copy !req
925. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
926. When we hook up with someone
without using any protection!Copy !req
927. Okay. Okay, yeah!Copy !req
928. And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea!Copy !req
929. Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard ofCopy !req
930. that you find on
Self-Diagnosis.com!Copy !req
931. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
932. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
933. Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
934. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
935. Fuck RegalView!
Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
936. And fuck chlamydia, too.Copy !req
937. Although strikers have kept
most replacement workersCopy !req
938. from breaking the strikeCopy !req
939. every morning, Stackwater security agents
successfully escortCopy !req
940. RegalView's elite Power Callers
into the building.Copy !req
941. For more on the
RegalView strike,Copy !req
942. let's go to the studio.Copy !req
943. This is Ken Bagget.
Chanel 3 news.Copy !req
944. Hey baby. Good morning.Copy !req
945. No. Please, no.Copy !req
946. Stop with that
stupid voice, Cassius.Copy !req
947. Didn't even realize I was doing it.Copy !req
948. That's a problem, you know.Copy !req
949. Sorry.Copy !req
950. How long you been up?Copy !req
951. I'm not up.Copy !req
952. But I saw your TV debut.Copy !req
953. Oh, shit.Copy !req
954. - Cash, baby—
- Can we not. Please.Copy !req
955. Look, I quit when
the strike jumped offCopy !req
956. because being with you
made it awkward for me. But—Copy !req
957. Cassius!Copy !req
958. You abandoned your friends.Copy !req
959. Baby, look, I thought they'd
do a couple of stoppages and—Copy !req
960. It's one thing
to take the promotion,Copy !req
961. but now you're a full out scab.Copy !req
962. Come on, baby,
the Power Callers ain't on strike!Copy !req
963. No, but they should be.Copy !req
964. I'm so tired of talking
to you about this.Copy !req
965. You are crossing
the picket line.Copy !req
966. I can't ride with you.Copy !req
967. Oh, you can't ride with me now!Copy !req
968. But you was riding with me
all around Oakland.Copy !req
969. Alright, fine.
Well, no more.Copy !req
970. Baby, what are you
asking me to do?Copy !req
971. Are you asking me to quit
the fattest job I ever had?Copy !req
972. But Cassius, it's not fat!Copy !req
973. It is morally emaciated.Copy !req
974. You sell fucking slave labor,
Cassius!Copy !req
975. What the fuck isn't slave labor?Copy !req
976. Oh my god! Side-stepping.Copy !req
977. You side-step more
than the fucking Temptations.Copy !req
978. You know what, fuck you, man!Copy !req
979. Fuck you, alright!Copy !req
980. Fuck you 'cause
I'm doing somethingCopy !req
981. that I'm really fucking good at.Copy !req
982. I'm really good at it
and I'm important.Copy !req
983. I'm making shit happen.Copy !req
984. And you don't
appreciate the shitCopy !req
985. cause you already
fucking had it.Copy !req
986. And you're talking to me
about slave labor?Copy !req
987. What is Squeeze and them
gonna do about slave labor?Copy !req
988. What does Squeeze
have to do with this?Copy !req
989. They ain't gonna do shit.Copy !req
990. And you ain't
gonna do shit neitherCopy !req
991. by selling fucking art
to rich people.Copy !req
992. Fuck it.Copy !req
993. Gimme the damn covers!Copy !req
994. - What you doing?
- Taking them.Copy !req
995. - I'm cold.
- I'm not playing Cassius.Copy !req
996. - You're being greedy.
- Don't play with me, Cassius.Copy !req
997. You don't even need all those covers.
It's not necessary.Copy !req
998. The whole reason
I went to work for RegalViewCopy !req
999. was to make myself
more interesting to you.Copy !req
1000. Cassius, the old you
was way more interesting.Copy !req
1001. If you go to work
today at RegalViewCopy !req
1002. crossing the picket line...Copy !req
1003. we're done.Copy !req
1004. Elbows and assholes, people!
Let's go!Copy !req
1005. Chisels or dynamite, Cassius.
You pick.Copy !req
1006. Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow upCopy !req
1007. on this lead
I've been working on.Copy !req
1008. This motherfucker right here...Copy !req
1009. is on fire!Copy !req
1010. Let's give it up
for the boy wonder!Copy !req
1011. Huzzah!Copy !req
1012. Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys.Copy !req
1013. And some for me!Copy !req
1014. Bag them, tag them, rag them!Copy !req
1015. I trained her I trained her..Copy !req
1016. - We hunted mammoths!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1017. Douse him.
Douse our winner with champagne.Copy !req
1018. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1019. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1020. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1021. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1022. Move!Copy !req
1023. I said get back!Copy !req
1024. Have a cola and smile, bitch!Copy !req
1025. Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott.Copy !req
1026. I'll talk to you soon.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1027. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1028. You, my friend,Copy !req
1029. you are the best decision
I've made in quite a long time.Copy !req
1030. I have to pat myself
on the ass for that.Copy !req
1031. Thank you, Mister.Copy !req
1032. Feels good to be appreciated.Copy !req
1033. Don't call me Mr. ,
Cassius.Copy !req
1034. Call me.Copy !req
1035. Million-dollar question
for you, Cassius.Copy !req
1036. Do you like to party?Copy !req
1037. I like parties.Copy !req
1038. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
1039. Oh, I got this thing.Copy !req
1040. Well my girlfriend,
ex-girlfriend—Copy !req
1041. Fudge all that.Copy !req
1042. Hmm!Copy !req
1043. Steve Lift is throwing
his yearly party.Copy !req
1044. Wants to see our new star there.Copy !req
1045. Wants to talk to you, Cassius.Copy !req
1046. I have been waiting years
for this invite.Copy !req
1047. Even Jay and Bey
can't get this invite.Copy !req
1048. Hell yeah. I just got to do
this other thing.Copy !req
1049. You go to your other thing.Copy !req
1050. And I'll be there waiting.
Pick you up.Copy !req
1051. This is the kind of party
that could change your life.Copy !req
1052. Beauty, love, and laughter,Copy !req
1053. must be stimulated to thrive and flourish
under almost any circumstances...Copy !req
1054. I realize you were
asking about specific— that one.Copy !req
1055. Yes, that's interesting.Copy !req
1056. You know what,
will you please excuse me just one minute?Copy !req
1057. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1058. I wouldn't miss this
for the world, you know.Copy !req
1059. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1060. - You're beautiful.
- Cash...Copy !req
1061. I love you too...Copy !req
1062. but I can't hang with
what I see in you now.Copy !req
1063. What happened to your head?Copy !req
1064. Oh, um...Copy !req
1065. It's nothing.
I was just shaving...Copy !req
1066. Alright, I have to go get ready
for my performance.Copy !req
1067. You should really stay
and see it, okay?Copy !req
1068. Okay, but I can only stay
for a little while, baby,Copy !req
1069. cause there's this party
I got to get back to. It's important.Copy !req
1070. A slave auctioneers party?Copy !req
1071. - Hey.
- Yo, what's up?Copy !req
1072. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
1073. I wouldn't miss this
for the world.Copy !req
1074. You always know just
what to say, huh?Copy !req
1075. I literally just said that.Copy !req
1076. I hope you stay.Copy !req
1077. Yo, is the reason why
you don't call me no moreCopy !req
1078. is cause you sell out or
cause you're just a star?Copy !req
1079. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1080. Eleven million views, man!Copy !req
1081. What the fuck?Copy !req
1082. You're like the Ariana Grande
of disloyal niggas.Copy !req
1083. Have a cola and smile, bitch!Copy !req
1084. You could really
help us out right now.Copy !req
1085. We got them by the balls,
but they're holding out.Copy !req
1086. We got the info on how much
this is costing them.Copy !req
1087. You flipping sides
could turn the tide.Copy !req
1088. Don't be the leaf
that floats down the river.Copy !req
1089. Be the stone that
splits the stream.Copy !req
1090. Is that Tupac?Copy !req
1091. Welcome, friends! Gather around,Copy !req
1092. form a semi-circle.Copy !req
1093. Tonight, we will have a
transformative experience.Copy !req
1094. In those containers,Copy !req
1095. there are broken cell phones,
used bullet casings,Copy !req
1096. and water balloons filled
with sheep's blood.Copy !req
1097. Cellphones can only work
with the mineral Coltan,Copy !req
1098. which is found
in Africa's Congo.Copy !req
1099. The profit involved in this
has created hardship and wars.Copy !req
1100. I will stand here.Copy !req
1101. If you feel so moved,Copy !req
1102. you may throw the items
in the containers at me.Copy !req
1103. While I'm standing here,Copy !req
1104. I will be reciting excerptsCopy !req
1105. from the timeless
Motown-produced movie entitledCopy !req
1106. "The Last Dragon".Copy !req
1107. I'll recite those lines
Angela says to Eddie ArcadianCopy !req
1108. as she leaves him.Copy !req
1109. Let's begin.Copy !req
1110. "And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?Copy !req
1111. "You're nothing but a misguided
midget assholeCopy !req
1112. "with dreams
of ruling the world.Copy !req
1113. "Yeah, and also
from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1114. And also getting by
on my tits."Copy !req
1115. Bravo!Copy !req
1116. "And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?Copy !req
1117. "You're nothing
but a misguided midget assholeCopy !req
1118. "with dreams
of ruling the world.Copy !req
1119. "And also from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1120. And also getting by
on my tits."Copy !req
1121. "And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?Copy !req
1122. "You're nothing but a mis—Copy !req
1123. "misguided midget assholeCopy !req
1124. "with dreams
of ruling the world.Copy !req
1125. "Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1126. And also getting by
on my tits."Copy !req
1127. Hey, hey, hey! Stop!Copy !req
1128. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
1129. Why would you subject
yourself to this?Copy !req
1130. It's a part of the show, Cassius.Copy !req
1131. You of all people should
understand, right?Copy !req
1132. - Stick to the script.
- No.Copy !req
1133. Don't you have a party
to get to, Cash?Copy !req
1134. Go!Copy !req
1135. Go, Cash.Copy !req
1136. Let's begin again.Copy !req
1137. "And in the end, Eddie..."Copy !req
1138. Well, I guess
you're all wonderingCopy !req
1139. why I've called this meeting!Copy !req
1140. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
1141. Fucking sexy chocolate
motherfucker!Copy !req
1142. - Oh yes!
- Cool guy.Copy !req
1143. - You're coming with me.
- You're a cool guy.Copy !req
1144. I know you're loving
the new digs.Copy !req
1145. Or even better,
I'm digging the new loves.Copy !req
1146. Stick around because...Copy !req
1147. I think a lot of these bitchesCopy !req
1148. are gonna be
getting naked later.Copy !req
1149. You know, I mean,
your parties are the stuff of folklore.Copy !req
1150. You got to meet the man
of the hour though.Copy !req
1151. Hey Cassius Green.
It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
1152. An honor even, sir.Copy !req
1153. It's okay, he's friendly.
He's friendly.Copy !req
1154. Oh, yeah, how you doing man?
You alright?Copy !req
1155. I'm really well, thank you.Copy !req
1156. Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift.
It's amazing.Copy !req
1157. Just don't call me
"Mister."Copy !req
1158. Oh, uh... Steve.Copy !req
1159. I never said "Steve."Copy !req
1160. Sir.Copy !req
1161. - I'm fucking kidding with you, man.
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1162. You can call me
whatever you want,Copy !req
1163. you keep closing those deals.Copy !req
1164. You must be like a fucking genius.Copy !req
1165. I'd love to pick your brainCopy !req
1166. because we need people like you
at WorryFree.Copy !req
1167. People who can comprehend
the big picture, you know?Copy !req
1168. It's people like you that are
gonna save this nation.Copy !req
1169. I mean look don't get me wrong;Copy !req
1170. we still need the workers
to do the work.Copy !req
1171. Per se.Copy !req
1172. But we also need
people like you.Copy !req
1173. People that can be trusted.Copy !req
1174. People that can analyze
the challenge and adapt.Copy !req
1175. Like a cunning racoon.Copy !req
1176. Like a snake.Copy !req
1177. Or like a tardigrade!Copy !req
1178. Thanks...Copy !req
1179. Go, I'll lock up.Copy !req
1180. Great performance tonight, D!Copy !req
1181. I told you,
you didn't have to do that.Copy !req
1182. No, it's my pleasure.
It was good.Copy !req
1183. So, you gonna tell me what
you thought about the show now?Copy !req
1184. It was, uh...Copy !req
1185. fiery.Copy !req
1186. Fiery? What the fuck?Copy !req
1187. That's what you thought?
That's it?Copy !req
1188. It was fiery.
It was great.Copy !req
1189. Alright. Shh,
you can tell me later.Copy !req
1190. So now, I gotta climb over the side
of this overturned jeepCopy !req
1191. cause I got to pry the AK outCopy !req
1192. from under the crushed
bloody bodyCopy !req
1193. of my now inconveniently
deceased guide, right?Copy !req
1194. And just as I get this thing out
I spin around.Copy !req
1195. And this fucking thing
starts to charge and it got a—Copy !req
1196. Fucker took two mags
to the head.Copy !req
1197. Turned that bitch into a trophy.Copy !req
1198. What about you, Cash?Copy !req
1199. You ever had to bust a cap
in anybody's ass?Copy !req
1200. - Green, no—
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1201. I'm talking to the man
of the hour here.Copy !req
1202. Come on man, have a seat.Copy !req
1203. Come on.Copy !req
1204. I want to hear about some of that
Oakland gangster shit, man.Copy !req
1205. - Oaktown.
- Just right here?Copy !req
1206. - Just sit down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1207. Well...Copy !req
1208. Luckily, I have not had
to put a cap in anyone's ass.Copy !req
1209. Or head or anything.Copy !req
1210. So, I don't have any cool
stories, sorry.Copy !req
1211. Alright, well I mean
give us something. Right?Copy !req
1212. These boring cunts are at
every single one of my parties.Copy !req
1213. You're different, man.
Make an impression.Copy !req
1214. At least take off
the white voice.Copy !req
1215. And I know you can
bust a rap, right?Copy !req
1216. No, actually I can't.Copy !req
1217. Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit.Copy !req
1218. I can't, man.Copy !req
1219. I mean I can listen to rap,
well, but I just can't rap.Copy !req
1220. It's actually embarrassing.Copy !req
1221. I don't know.
I think he's lying.Copy !req
1222. I think you can rap.Copy !req
1223. I think you should rap.Copy !req
1224. Rap, rap, rap...Copy !req
1225. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1226. Rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1227. Rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1228. Rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1229. Rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1230. Smash!Copy !req
1231. Go through that big ass foyer.Copy !req
1232. Go through the door
next to the stairs.Copy !req
1233. Go down the other stairs.
Hang a left.Copy !req
1234. Go to the end of the hallway.Copy !req
1235. Then make a right.Copy !req
1236. You'll see it.Copy !req
1237. Big magenta colored doors
at the end of the hall.Copy !req
1238. Steve Lift will be
waiting for you.Copy !req
1239. He wants you in there.Copy !req
1240. Look here, young blood. We don't cry
about the shit that should be.Copy !req
1241. We just thrive on what is
and what is...Copy !req
1242. opportunity.Copy !req
1243. This could be big, Cassius.Copy !req
1244. Don't do that thing.Copy !req
1245. - What thing?
- That thing where you fuck it up.Copy !req
1246. Clean yourself up.Copy !req
1247. Heads up.Copy !req
1248. This place is fucking nuts, man.Copy !req
1249. Thank you. I will accept
your backhanded compliment.Copy !req
1250. Please. Take a seat,
Mr. Cassius Green.Copy !req
1251. - How's your head, you alright?
- No, it's perfect.Copy !req
1252. Well, here, in this lairCopy !req
1253. we do no line before its time.Copy !req
1254. And for you, my friend,
it is time.Copy !req
1255. Cause you are rolling
with the big dogs now.Copy !req
1256. Fuck it!Copy !req
1257. Fuck! It's strong, man!Copy !req
1258. Oh yeah.
I have a proposition for you, Cash.Copy !req
1259. And I want to listen to your
proposition, Stevie.Copy !req
1260. I want you at WorryFree.Copy !req
1261. I see something in you.Copy !req
1262. I think that you are moreCopy !req
1263. than just the world's
greatest telemarketerCopy !req
1264. since Hal Jameson.Copy !req
1265. You know what
that's very interesting.Copy !req
1266. Boring, though.Copy !req
1267. I want to talk about the dollarsCopy !req
1268. and zeros and the commas
and shit.Copy !req
1269. Cocky. I like it.Copy !req
1270. Watch this little video proposal
we put togetherCopy !req
1271. and you'll understand
everything. Alright?Copy !req
1272. You know, I kind of got to piss.Copy !req
1273. So, could we, like,
kind of watch thisCopy !req
1274. after I get back
from the bathroom?Copy !req
1275. No.Copy !req
1276. Hella gotta piss, man.Copy !req
1277. Okay fine.
Out the door,Copy !req
1278. halfway down the hallway,
jade door.Copy !req
1279. Jade door, okay.Copy !req
1280. Okay...Copy !req
1281. Wow...Copy !req
1282. Alright...Copy !req
1283. Serious?Copy !req
1284. One stall.Copy !req
1285. Hey, you on your way
in or out, man?Copy !req
1286. Can you help me?Copy !req
1287. No. No, I can't. Sorry.Copy !req
1288. Please. Could you help me?Copy !req
1289. Fucked up, man.
I'm really hurt.Copy !req
1290. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
1291. Just hold on, man.Copy !req
1292. - Please... help me.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1293. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
1294. No, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't touch me.Copy !req
1295. - Help us!
- Help me!Copy !req
1296. Hey, dumb fuck!Copy !req
1297. What the fuck, man!Copy !req
1298. - I said the jade door.
- That is the jade door.Copy !req
1299. No, that's an olive door.Copy !req
1300. That's very clearly
an olive door.Copy !req
1301. That's a jade door.Copy !req
1302. Look, you got to get me
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1303. Okay, calm, calm. This is
a big misunderstanding. Okay?Copy !req
1304. Let's just take a deep breath
and calm down.Copy !req
1305. We're gonna go back
to my office.Copy !req
1306. I'm gonna explain
everything to you, alright?Copy !req
1307. Wait, do you still have to pee?Copy !req
1308. I mean, I pissed on myself, man.Copy !req
1309. So, no I don't have to pee.Copy !req
1310. Look, I got to get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1311. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1312. Here's the deal.Copy !req
1313. I can't let you leave without
explaining everything. Alright?Copy !req
1314. And if you'd even seen the videoCopy !req
1315. before you went in there
you wouldn't even be scared.Copy !req
1316. What the fuck was that thing
in there, man?Copy !req
1317. It's...Copy !req
1318. the video is gonna
show you everything.Copy !req
1319. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1320. There's a lot of
production value in this.Copy !req
1321. Since the dawn of time,Copy !req
1322. or least since before anyone
cares to remember,Copy !req
1323. we have used our wits
to survive.Copy !req
1324. But what has
allowed us to thriveCopy !req
1325. was our use of tools.Copy !req
1326. A natural development.Copy !req
1327. But what are toolsCopy !req
1328. if not extensions
of the appendagesCopy !req
1329. with which we were born?Copy !req
1330. Humans have modified ourselves
throughout history.Copy !req
1331. We train ourselves to fight.Copy !req
1332. We work out.Copy !req
1333. We study.Copy !req
1334. WorryFree is carrying
forward this lineageCopy !req
1335. of natural developments
that began in prehistoric times.Copy !req
1336. We realize that human labor
has its limitations.Copy !req
1337. And, so, our scientists
have discovered a way.Copy !req
1338. A chemical change to make
humans stronger,Copy !req
1339. more obedient, more durableCopy !req
1340. and therefore more efficient
and profitable.Copy !req
1341. We are proud to announce
to our shareholdersCopy !req
1342. that a new day in human
productivity is dawning.Copy !req
1343. Our workforce of EquisapiensCopy !req
1344. will make WorryFreeCopy !req
1345. the most profitable company
in human history.Copy !req
1346. And you, our shareholders,Copy !req
1347. will be a part of that history.Copy !req
1348. See?
It's all just a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
1349. This ain't no fucking
misunderstanding, man!Copy !req
1350. So, you making half-human,
half-horse fucking thingsCopy !req
1351. so you can make more money?Copy !req
1352. Yeah, basically.Copy !req
1353. I just didn't want you
to think I was crazy.Copy !req
1354. That I was doing
this for no reason.Copy !req
1355. Because this isn't irrational.Copy !req
1356. Oh.Copy !req
1357. Cool. Alright.Copy !req
1358. Cool. No, I understand.Copy !req
1359. I just— I just got
to leave now, man.Copy !req
1360. So, please get the fuck
out of my way.Copy !req
1361. We haven't finished the movie.Copy !req
1362. Call me about that
next week, please.Copy !req
1363. And then we'll talk about it.Copy !req
1364. Sit in that chairCopy !req
1365. and we're gonna
watch this movie.Copy !req
1366. And then I'm gonna
make you a proposal.Copy !req
1367. Come on.Copy !req
1368. Our worker modification processCopy !req
1369. is simple and rather quick.Copy !req
1370. It works for 70% of humansCopy !req
1371. who take the fusing catalyst.Copy !req
1372. And, see, this is how we beginCopy !req
1373. the process
of the transformation.Copy !req
1374. They take what's called the
fusing catalyst. And what happens is—Copy !req
1375. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
1376. What the fuck did you
give me to snort? Huh?Copy !req
1377. What the—what the fuck
was that?Copy !req
1378. - Wait, what?
- What did I snort?Copy !req
1379. Cause I'm, I'm not
even fucking high.Copy !req
1380. You're not what?
Wait, wait wait. Wait.Copy !req
1381. No, I don't give a fuck
about that anymore, alright?Copy !req
1382. I don't give a fuck
about that shit.Copy !req
1383. If you had me snort some shitCopy !req
1384. that's gonna have
me mutated, man,Copy !req
1385. I want you to fucking shoot me!Copy !req
1386. Cash. What you snorted was
100% Peruvian, man.Copy !req
1387. I need you to be a little bit
more particular, man.Copy !req
1388. You know, they got fucking
horses in Peru, probably.Copy !req
1389. - Motherfucker!
- You're gonna get semantic on me?Copy !req
1390. No, I'm not getting semantic.Copy !req
1391. You're the one
that's being semanticCopy !req
1392. if you refer to the fucking
horses as a 100%.Copy !req
1393. Fuck that.
It doesn't even matter.Copy !req
1394. Was it coke?
Was it not coke?Copy !req
1395. - What was it?
- Cash. It was coke.Copy !req
1396. Calm down, man.Copy !req
1397. You're—I wouldn't just give youCopy !req
1398. the fusing catalyst
without telling you.Copy !req
1399. I'm not evil. Okay?Copy !req
1400. The reason you're not highCopy !req
1401. is because your adrenaline
is pumping so hard right nowCopy !req
1402. that to be perfectly honestCopy !req
1403. you're starting to harsh both
of our mellows. Okay?Copy !req
1404. So, sit down
and just take a breath, man.Copy !req
1405. It's fucking adrenaline.Copy !req
1406. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1407. It's fine, okay.
Just breathe.Copy !req
1408. Okay?Copy !req
1409. This is fucking weird shit.Copy !req
1410. Okay?Copy !req
1411. Now, the proposal that
I want to make you is this...Copy !req
1412. That is the future
of labor. Okay?Copy !req
1413. They're bigger.
They're stronger.Copy !req
1414. They hopefully gripe a lot less.Copy !req
1415. And also, soon, I'm gonna
have millions of them.Copy !req
1416. Fucking crazy...Copy !req
1417. They're gonna form
their own society.Copy !req
1418. They'll probably form
their own culture.Copy !req
1419. Then maybe
they want to organize.Copy !req
1420. Maybe they want to rebel.Copy !req
1421. And that's why we need
someone on the insideCopy !req
1422. who represents
WorryFree's needs.Copy !req
1423. Someone they can relate to.Copy !req
1424. Talking about a managerCopy !req
1425. for fucking horse people.Copy !req
1426. No. No.Copy !req
1427. The Equisapien
Martin Luther King, Junior.Copy !req
1428. But one that we create.Copy !req
1429. One that we control.Copy !req
1430. So, you want to—
want to have a false leaderCopy !req
1431. for these fucking horse people.Copy !req
1432. But at the same time,
he works for you?Copy !req
1433. Yeah. Keeps shit simple.Copy !req
1434. Well, why the fuck
did you choose me?Copy !req
1435. Out of everybody you could have chose,
why did you pick me?Copy !req
1436. - For what?
- Cash. Cash.Copy !req
1437. You are awesome.Copy !req
1438. I've never seen anyone
go through the ranksCopy !req
1439. at RegalView like you did.Copy !req
1440. And I want someone
like that at WorryFree.Copy !req
1441. Someone hungry.Copy !req
1442. Someone who'll fucking shank
their own friend in the backCopy !req
1443. if it means getting
what they want.Copy !req
1444. Now, look, I can see that
you're freaked out.Copy !req
1445. And that you want to say no.Copy !req
1446. But I wouldn't do that before
you see what I'm offering.Copy !req
1447. No, man. No, no.Copy !req
1448. There's no fucking
amount of moneyCopy !req
1449. that will make me do that shit.Copy !req
1450. Two things.Copy !req
1451. it's a short-term contract.Copy !req
1452. Five years. Done.Copy !req
1453. Then we give you
the diffuser antidoteCopy !req
1454. special sauce serumCopy !req
1455. and you're back to normal.Copy !req
1456. And the second one,
and I want you to remember this.Copy !req
1457. You're gonna have a horse cock.Copy !req
1458. What the fuck is a special antidote
sauce serum? What the f—Copy !req
1459. It sounds like you made that shit up, man.
That shit ain't real.Copy !req
1460. No, it's real.
And so is my offer.Copy !req
1461. Five years as our man
amongst horses.Copy !req
1462. For one hundred million dollars.Copy !req
1463. Just go sleep on it. Okay?Copy !req
1464. And after that,
holla at your boy. Okay?Copy !req
1465. Get out in that party
and go fuck something.Copy !req
1466. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1467. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
1468. Where's my cell phone?Copy !req
1469. San Francisco Chronicle, good morning.Copy !req
1470. Um... Eric.
Eric Arnold, please.Copy !req
1471. One moment.Copy !req
1472. Hello.Copy !req
1473. Okay, Eric Arnold.
My name is Cassius Green.Copy !req
1474. I have some
important information.Copy !req
1475. Some very, very
important informationCopy !req
1476. that I think you would really,
really be interested in.Copy !req
1477. - Okay, shoot.
- Okay, uh... alright.Copy !req
1478. They turning motherfuckers
into horse-people.Copy !req
1479. Horse— half-horse, half-human
people that work. Alright.Copy !req
1480. Look, they have you
snort some fucking coke,Copy !req
1481. and, well, it's not really coke,Copy !req
1482. but you snort it and it has
your nostrils get all bigCopy !req
1483. and then you get
a horse dick and shit.Copy !req
1484. And listen— listen, you got
to get this story out here, man,Copy !req
1485. because look, you put—Copy !req
1486. Jake?Copy !req
1487. What you talking about?
No. Cassius.Copy !req
1488. Cassius Green.Copy !req
1489. The first thing we're gonna doCopy !req
1490. is cut a little nib
into the cola can.Copy !req
1491. Voila!"Have a cola
and smile, bitch," wig!Copy !req
1492. Fuck! Where the fuck
is my cellphone?Copy !req
1493. And the strangest thingCopy !req
1494. to happen in advertising historyCopy !req
1495. Soda Cola has announced
working with Cynthia Rose,Copy !req
1496. the foul-mouthed heroine
with perfect aimCopy !req
1497. from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch"
YouTube clip.Copy !req
1498. Rose reportedly signed
for an amount of moneyCopy !req
1499. that could buy
four white babies.Copy !req
1500. The strike breaker who's hilariously
pegged in that clipCopy !req
1501. has been revealed to be named...Copy !req
1502. - Cassius Green.
- Cassius Green.Copy !req
1503. Alright Doc, now I'm, uh...Copy !req
1504. I got a little worried,
you know.Copy !req
1505. Because I was looking at it
maybe from up here.Copy !req
1506. But that it might be different.Copy !req
1507. Is it bigger?Copy !req
1508. No. No, it's the same size.Copy !req
1509. I mean, I'm glad
you're feeling yourself.Copy !req
1510. Is that why you tried to
booty call me last night?Copy !req
1511. I didn't try to booty call you.
I lost my phone. I told you.Copy !req
1512. It doesn't matter.
I got a new one.Copy !req
1513. What is up with you, Cash?Copy !req
1514. You called me at 3:23.
You left a video message.Copy !req
1515. I didn't check it,Copy !req
1516. cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck
and I wasn't trying to do that—Copy !req
1517. Can I see that?Copy !req
1518. Come on.Copy !req
1519. We're hurting!
We're hurting!Copy !req
1520. Help us! Help us!Copy !req
1521. Get back in there. Get in there.Copy !req
1522. Please help us!Copy !req
1523. We're hurting!Copy !req
1524. Security code cleared.Copy !req
1525. Love of Christ.Copy !req
1526. If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,Copy !req
1527. I will turn you all into glue!Copy !req
1528. Found my phone.Copy !req
1529. I don't know, Cash...Copy !req
1530. You got to do something.
People got to know.Copy !req
1531. Right? Honey,
you got to tell them, right?Copy !req
1532. Yeah. Yeah I mean...Copy !req
1533. - Why did you show—
- I don't know, alright.Copy !req
1534. I snorted something that was—Copy !req
1535. I thought it was activatedCopy !req
1536. but it turned out
it was just coke—Copy !req
1537. But why did you focus
on your dick, though?Copy !req
1538. They have big nostrilsCopy !req
1539. you could have just asked me
to check your nostrils.Copy !req
1540. - Okay check 'em, check 'em.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
1541. Yeah, they look bigger.Copy !req
1542. - No, they don't.
- I think that's just cause—Copy !req
1543. - Yeah. You're flaring them.
- No, I'm not flaring them.Copy !req
1544. - You are, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1545. Just relax them a little bit
so I can see.Copy !req
1546. Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size.
They look normal size.Copy !req
1547. They look normal size.Copy !req
1548. I need you to know...Copy !req
1549. I want to be clear—Copy !req
1550. this can't happen again.Copy !req
1551. I'm not going back.Copy !req
1552. I'm not going to be
a fucking Power Caller.Copy !req
1553. That's a good decision.Copy !req
1554. But I—Copy !req
1555. - I still have problems with all this.
- I'm not—Copy !req
1556. Only something happening to you
turned you against them.Copy !req
1557. Okay. But I know
how they view me.Copy !req
1558. How I look in the eyesCopy !req
1559. of fucking WorryFree
and RegalView.Copy !req
1560. They just view me as another one
of their fucking creaturesCopy !req
1561. to control and to manipulate.
And that's not me.Copy !req
1562. Good.Copy !req
1563. Good.Copy !req
1564. That doesn't change
what I said about us.Copy !req
1565. And also, I kind of
messed aroundCopy !req
1566. with somebody last night.Copy !req
1567. What? Wait—Copy !req
1568. what do you mean you kind of—Copy !req
1569. I need you to explain that oneCopy !req
1570. cause I don't understandCopy !req
1571. what you mean by you kind of
messed around with somebody.Copy !req
1572. - I mean did you...
- Everything but.Copy !req
1573. Everything but.Copy !req
1574. You see, that's
almost worse thanCopy !req
1575. anything I can imagine
in my mind.Copy !req
1576. - Everything but. So, did you—
- Cassius, we were broken up.Copy !req
1577. Okay? It's over.Copy !req
1578. It's me and you that shouldn't have
messed around tonight.Copy !req
1579. You want to know who it was?Copy !req
1580. Do you plan on fuckingCopy !req
1581. or "everything but"-ting
with that person again?Copy !req
1582. No.Copy !req
1583. Nah. No,
I don't want to know, then.Copy !req
1584. No, I don't want to know.Copy !req
1585. I have absolutely
no idea what this is about.Copy !req
1586. Maybe it's saying that
capitalism dehumanizes them.Copy !req
1587. Maybe the artist
is being literal.Copy !req
1588. Maybe WorryFree is
turning workers into horses.Copy !req
1589. And literally fucking them?Copy !req
1590. Hey, bro.Copy !req
1591. Ain't you the dude from the clipCopy !req
1592. that got hit in the head
with the can?Copy !req
1593. No. No, everybody thinks
that's me, man.Copy !req
1594. - But that's not me.
- What's wrong with your head then?Copy !req
1595. Damn, everybody thinks that's—Copy !req
1596. That's you, that shit is funny!Copy !req
1597. - What the fuck, man?
- Why you lyin'?Copy !req
1598. That's alright.Copy !req
1599. Happen to the best of us.Copy !req
1600. Walk it off.Copy !req
1601. This is Cassius GreenCopy !req
1602. from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch"
fame.Copy !req
1603. I want to be on
your show tomorrow.Copy !req
1604. "Have a Cola and smile, Bitch"Copy !req
1605. "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me".Copy !req
1606. Today, YouTube sensation
Cassius Green is here.Copy !req
1607. You had 500 million peopleCopy !req
1608. watch you get pegged
to the nogginCopy !req
1609. and get utterly humiliated.
It was effin hilarious.Copy !req
1610. The way your hair
went up like that—Copy !req
1611. The whole world is laughing
'til they pissed.Copy !req
1612. Well, I got a new clip
that I need you to playCopy !req
1613. and the only reason
I came on the showCopy !req
1614. was because you agreed
to show this clipCopy !req
1615. to your 150 million viewers.Copy !req
1616. Well, if you want some ass,
you have to bring some ass.Copy !req
1617. So, we'll get ready
for an ass whipping,Copy !req
1618. then jump in the shit tank.Copy !req
1619. Then we'll play your clip.Copy !req
1620. Could you play
my clip now, please?Copy !req
1621. Okay.Copy !req
1622. Is it as crazy as the
cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip?Copy !req
1623. Not possible.Copy !req
1624. It's crazy, Mary.Copy !req
1625. - It's fucking crazy.
- Woo-hoo.Copy !req
1626. Let's roll the clip.Copy !req
1627. Help us. We're hurting!Copy !req
1628. We're hurting!Copy !req
1629. If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,Copy !req
1630. I will turn you all into glue!Copy !req
1631. As a Power Caller for RegalView,Copy !req
1632. WorryFree was
my premier client.Copy !req
1633. This is just
incontrovertible proofCopy !req
1634. of WorryFree's evil practices.Copy !req
1635. They're turning humans into
grotesque horse-people.Copy !req
1636. And I want the world to knowCopy !req
1637. that— that— that they're
manipulating humanityCopy !req
1638. for the sake of profit.Copy !req
1639. Now, we cannot let this go on.Copy !req
1640. You have to call your
congressman, alright.Copy !req
1641. Call your local politiciansCopy !req
1642. and let them know
we will not stand for this.Copy !req
1643. It's been one dayCopy !req
1644. since the viral celebrity
leak to the world,Copy !req
1645. new scientific achievements
made by WorryFreeCopy !req
1646. and their genius
CEO, Steve Lift,Copy !req
1647. which caused WorryFree stocks
to sky rocketCopy !req
1648. at a rate faster than any
other company in history.Copy !req
1649. House and Senate leadersCopy !req
1650. joined Lift in ringing the bellCopy !req
1651. to celebrate the record
stock market rallyCopy !req
1652. WorryFree's success has created.Copy !req
1653. Fuck you!Copy !req
1654. We are all sinners,
but in every sinner lies a winner.Copy !req
1655. The Lord lifted you
from the whore house,Copy !req
1656. you from flop house,
you from drop house...Copy !req
1657. - Stop! Stop!
- Out devil!Copy !req
1658. Stop!Copy !req
1659. No. No.
We're just doing dutch.Copy !req
1660. - Thanks for calling, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1661. Look, I betrayed you.Copy !req
1662. I know it's not
gonna change anything,Copy !req
1663. but I wanted to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
1664. - I acted stupid, I was—
- Man, hey, we— we good.Copy !req
1665. Alright, but all you
got to do is just—Copy !req
1666. just do right from now on, man.Copy !req
1667. Yeah, I know and that's what—Copy !req
1668. I tried to change it.
I tried to stop it. But it's—Copy !req
1669. it's just right in front
of their faces.Copy !req
1670. They're turning human beings
into monstrositiesCopy !req
1671. and nobody gives a fuck.Copy !req
1672. Most people that saw you
on that screenCopy !req
1673. knew calling their congressman
wasn't gonna do shit.Copy !req
1674. If you get shown a problem,Copy !req
1675. but have no idea
how to control it,Copy !req
1676. then you just decide to get
used to the problem.Copy !req
1677. Yeah, and that's why our plan
for tomorrow...Copy !req
1678. is important.Copy !req
1679. 'Cause if we stop themCopy !req
1680. from crossing the picket line
this time, we win.Copy !req
1681. - That's a good plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1682. Tomorrow we show 'em
how to give fucks.Copy !req
1683. Ain't that about a blip.Copy !req
1684. - Happy Halloween
- Look at that shit. You see that shit?Copy !req
1685. What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1686. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1687. - Get back in there!
- We're hurting! Help us!Copy !req
1688. Security code cleared.Copy !req
1689. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
1690. Fuck you, RegalView!
Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
1691. None of the strikers here
at the RegalView strikeCopy !req
1692. will tell us why
they're all wearingCopy !req
1693. their Cola-And
A-Smile-Bitch wigs.Copy !req
1694. Although the strikers have beenCopy !req
1695. extremely militant
over the past weeks,Copy !req
1696. they've not been able to stop
the Stackwater juggernautCopy !req
1697. from breaking through the lines.Copy !req
1698. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1699. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1700. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1701. Elbows and assholes, people!Copy !req
1702. Let's go!Copy !req
1703. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1704. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1705. Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1706. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1707. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1708. Oh!Copy !req
1709. The infamous Cassius Green,Copy !req
1710. former Power Caller
and strike line crosser,Copy !req
1711. has switched sides.Copy !req
1712. - Yeah, man!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1713. Looks like the calvary's
arrived, folks.Copy !req
1714. Get the fuck back!Copy !req
1715. This way! This way!Copy !req
1716. Come on!Copy !req
1717. Over here! Over here!Copy !req
1718. This is when the magic happens.Copy !req
1719. Get them here quick.Copy !req
1720. Hey, Cassius.Copy !req
1721. Look out! Look out!Copy !req
1722. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1723. Let me out!Copy !req
1724. Hey!Copy !req
1725. Hold your ground!Copy !req
1726. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1727. Wow!Copy !req
1728. Thank you.Copy !req
1729. We. Are Honored.Copy !req
1730. To. Be. In.
Your. Presence.Copy !req
1731. Dude. I'm from
East Oakland.Copy !req
1732. Talk regular.Copy !req
1733. My name is DeMarius.Copy !req
1734. Thanks for breaking us out.Copy !req
1735. Oh, I'm Cassius.
Cassius Green.Copy !req
1736. No problem.Copy !req
1737. WorryFree is here.Copy !req
1738. Hey. Same struggle.Copy !req
1739. Same fight.Copy !req
1740. Equisapiens!
Let's be out!Copy !req
1741. Equisapiens, thank you so much!Copy !req
1742. Hey!Copy !req
1743. Mastermind.Copy !req
1744. Are you serious right now?Copy !req
1745. Serious as kicking the can.Copy !req
1746. Don't—don't play with me, CashCopy !req
1747. cause that's some serious shit.Copy !req
1748. No, man. That's yours.Copy !req
1749. And I've got a car
that'll do me just fineCopy !req
1750. til I get back
to work at RegalView.Copy !req
1751. Plus, I wanted
to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
1752. Cash, man. Look.Copy !req
1753. Just saying sorry is fine.Copy !req
1754. This is good.
This is perfect.Copy !req
1755. This is the perfect apology.Copy !req
1756. I don't want disrespect you.
You know this is cool, I'm—Copy !req
1757. Hey!Copy !req
1758. So, uh...Copy !req
1759. now that we won that strikeCopy !req
1760. you cool coming
back to work with usCopy !req
1761. lowly regular telemarketers.Copy !req
1762. Well, if the new and gloriousCopy !req
1763. telemarketers union
will have me.Copy !req
1764. You got to start fighting
somewhere.Copy !req
1765. - Huh?
- Alright, bro?Copy !req
1766. - Be good.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1767. Kiss already, y'all.Copy !req
1768. So, what about being part
of something important, huh?Copy !req
1769. Oh shit.Copy !req
1770. It looks like the sun
is about to explode.Copy !req
1771. Oh my god...Copy !req
1772. Come here, sugar.Copy !req
1773. We are a part
of something important.Copy !req
1774. Changing the world.Copy !req
1775. Before the sun explodes.Copy !req
1776. Well...Copy !req
1777. I couldn't come back
to the exact same thingCopy !req
1778. after all that, right?Copy !req
1779. What happened?Copy !req
1780. What, Cash?Copy !req
1781. What?Copy !req
1782. I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf ofCopy !req
1783. stomp a mud hole
in your ass.com.Copy !req
1784. Sorry to bother you but—Copy !req