1. So, it says here that you were managerCopy !req
2. of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant
for five years.Copy !req
3. Hmm? Then, a bank tellerCopy !req
4. at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016?Copy !req
5. Oh! And you were employee of the month.Copy !req
6. What's that trophy in the bag there?Copy !req
7. Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion.Copy !req
8. I'm a salesman at heart.Copy !req
9. That is intriguing.Copy !req
10. Mainly... because I was the branch managerCopy !req
11. at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016.Copy !req
12. And you, Mr. Green,
you never fucking worked there.Copy !req
13. And the number that you gave to
The Rusty Scupper Restaurant?Copy !req
14. Is that your friend Salvador's number?Copy !req
15. The same Salvador who applied for this job?Copy !req
16. I didn't know he applied here, too.Copy !req
17. Might have been helpful
if his outgoing messageCopy !req
18. didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches."Copy !req
19. This trophy and that plaque,
did you steal 'em?Copy !req
20. No, uh, I... made them.Copy !req
21. Well, I had them... made.Copy !req
22. Listen, I just really, really need a job.Copy !req
23. Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay?Copy !req
24. This is telemarketing.Copy !req
25. We're not mappin' the fuckin'
human genome here.Copy !req
26. I don't care if you have experience for this.Copy !req
27. I'll hire damn near anyone.Copy !req
28. You know what this bootleg trophy tells me?Copy !req
29. Tells me the only thing I need to know.Copy !req
30. You have initiative and you can read.Copy !req
31. You will call as many contacts
as you can during your shift,Copy !req
32. you will read the script that we give you,Copy !req
33. and you will show up tomorrow happy.Copy !req
34. Hmm?Copy !req
35. Thank you. Uh, thank you
so much, Mr. Anderson.Copy !req
36. Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss."Copy !req
37. "Stuss"?Copy !req
38. S.T.T.S.Copy !req
39. Stick to the script.Copy !req
40. Stick to the script.
Stick to the script. You got it.Copy !req
41. Thank you so much.Copy !req
42. Troit!Copy !req
43. Troit!Copy !req
44. Troit!Copy !req
45. You ever think about dying?Copy !req
46. Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes.Copy !req
47. No, I don't mean like right now,Copy !req
48. in a freak accident or something.Copy !req
49. I mean... when we're old, like 90.Copy !req
50. I think about it all the time.Copy !req
51. Like, what will I have done that matters?Copy !req
52. I just want to make sure that when I dieCopy !req
53. I'll be surrounded by people who love meCopy !req
54. and who I love back.Copy !req
55. But what about when they die?Copy !req
56. What do you mean?Copy !req
57. I mean, like at some point we're gonna die.Copy !req
58. Our kids are gonna die.
Our kids' kids are gonna die.Copy !req
59. And at some point,
no one on Earth will have existed.Copy !req
60. And at... at some point...Copy !req
61. the sun will explode
and everyone will have died.Copy !req
62. And no one will know what I'm doing, and
what I'm doing right now won't even matter.Copy !req
63. Baby, baby it will always matter, okay?Copy !req
64. Because it matters now.
This moment, these moments.Copy !req
65. When I kiss you...
it's not for posterity's sake.Copy !req
66. Yeah, but... okay, you got your calling.Copy !req
67. Your art means something, right?Copy !req
68. But I'm just out here surviving;Copy !req
69. spinning around on the endless circle.Copy !req
70. - Ah, you missed your cue.
- That's disgusting.Copy !req
71. I said, "When I kiss you,
it's not for posterity's sake."Copy !req
72. - Yeah, but...
- Mmm!Copy !req
73. Oh, God!Copy !req
74. - Get a room!
- I got a room, muthafucka!Copy !req
75. I thought you said you fixed that!Copy !req
76. My landlord was supposed to fix it.Copy !req
77. I gotta move.Copy !req
78. - Mmm!
- I like that.Copy !req
79. I have to go to work anyway.Copy !req
80. - Don't you start work today?
- Yeah.Copy !req
81. They said they hire anybody
if you're looking for a second job.Copy !req
82. You could try part-time.Copy !req
83. Everyone is talking
about the WorryFree solution!Copy !req
84. WorryFree is a revolutionary new business and
lifestyle model taking the world by storm!Copy !req
85. Baby, how much are they paying you?Copy !req
86. When you sign a WorryFree contract,Copy !req
87. you're guaranteed employment
and housing for life!Copy !req
88. Stop worrying and get WorryFree!Copy !req
89. The WorryFree living quarters
are state of the art,Copy !req
90. the WorryFree food is to die for,Copy !req
91. and WorryFree careers
are fulfilling and satisfying!Copy !req
92. Cash, baby, what are they paying you?Copy !req
93. Uh, I think it's just commission.Copy !req
94. Hey, baby...Copy !req
95. you ever think about this WorryFree shit?Copy !req
96. Are you crazy?Copy !req
97. What, working on commission?Copy !req
98. Nice earrings.Copy !req
99. Hey, Cash!Copy !req
100. I got overdue house notes, dude.Copy !req
101. How much longer I got to wait for my money?Copy !req
102. Look, Serge, I just got a new job
and I'll have some money for you soon.Copy !req
103. Damn it, you four months late now.Copy !req
104. It's like "soon" is the only
fuckin' word I hear from you.Copy !req
105. Okay, I'm four months late, but...Copy !req
106. Check this out. Damn.Copy !req
107. God made this land for all of us,Copy !req
108. and greedy people like you want to hog it
to yourself and your familyCopy !req
109. and charge all the rest of us
for the right to live.Copy !req
110. - Me and my family?
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle.Copy !req
112. The bank might take my fucking house.Copy !req
113. Four fucking months.Copy !req
114. I gave you that car you're driving.Copy !req
115. - That's a damn bucket.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
116. Give it back then! No?Copy !req
117. That's what I thought.Copy !req
118. I need my money in two weeks, asshole.Copy !req
119. Hey.Copy !req
120. Forty on two.Copy !req
121. What's up, man!Copy !req
122. Millions of dollars went into these wallsCopy !req
123. just to... make sure that thousands of callsCopy !req
124. can go out and in at the same timeCopy !req
125. without jamming the lines.Copy !req
126. Log in here. Grab a seat.Copy !req
127. Come on.Copy !req
128. You studied the script?Copy !req
129. - Yeah.
- Look, clock in,Copy !req
130. don't be lazy,Copy !req
131. and I won't have to be an asshole.Copy !req
132. Make a sale, this light goes on.Copy !req
133. You do real good,Copy !req
134. eventually you might even be able
to be a Power Caller.Copy !req
135. - A Power Caller?
- Where the callers are ballers.Copy !req
136. Where they make the real money.Copy !req
137. They even have their own elevator.Copy !req
138. Oh, yeah, I saw that.Copy !req
139. Stick to the script.Copy !req
140. What the fuck?Copy !req
141. - Hello.
- Hey, Mr. Davidson.Copy !req
142. Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo...Copy !req
143. Another one!Copy !req
144. Hello?Copy !req
145. Uh, this is Cassius Green.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
146. I just wanted to mention something else aboutCopy !req
147. an encyc... Insight Encyclopedia.Copy !req
148. Hello?Copy !req
149. - Hi, Mrs. Costello.
- Yes.Copy !req
150. This is Cassius Green.Copy !req
151. I know that you've enjoyed our, uh,
series on birdwatching,Copy !req
152. so I wanted to call and... and help you out.Copy !req
153. I'm sorry, young man,
we don't have any money.Copy !req
154. My husband's in the hospital.Copy !req
155. He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer.Copy !req
156. Um...Copy !req
157. it's...Copy !req
158. Oh, it's interesting that
you say that, Mrs. Costello,Copy !req
159. because book number five
in the Insight seriesCopy !req
160. is all about wellness,
how to stay healthy... on your ownCopy !req
161. without even going to the doctor, so... so...Copy !req
162. Damn it.Copy !req
163. Really? You gonna stuff all those
French fries in your mouth?Copy !req
164. I feel incompetent
and like an asshole doing this job.Copy !req
165. I don't feel any different.Copy !req
166. Hey.Copy !req
167. That's that the dude from that show.Copy !req
168. - Hey! Hey!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
169. That's fucking cool. I hate that show.Copy !req
170. But I never noticed that, uh, room.Copy !req
171. What... what is that?Copy !req
172. What the hell is a place like thisCopy !req
173. I used to be in there all the time.Copy !req
174. Well, you need the password.Copy !req
175. And this week it's "upscale elegance."Copy !req
176. Actually, every week it's "upscale elegance."Copy !req
177. - I'm goin'.
- Where the fuck you going?Copy !req
178. Yeah!Copy !req
179. Fuck!Copy !req
180. Ah!Copy !req
181. That's some baller shit.Copy !req
182. Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here.Copy !req
183. Sorry to bother you. I just...Copy !req
184. Hey, youngblood.Copy !req
185. - What up?
- Lemme give you a tip.Copy !req
186. Use your white voice.Copy !req
187. - My white voice?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. Man, I ain't got no white voice.Copy !req
189. Oh, come on, you know
what I mean, youngblood.Copy !req
190. You have a white voice in there,
you can use it.Copy !req
191. It's like when you get
pulled over by the police.Copy !req
192. Oh, no. I just use my regular voice
when that happens.Copy !req
193. I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car
and don't nobody get hurt!"Copy !req
194. All right, man, I'm just trying
to give you some game.Copy !req
195. You wanna make some money here?Copy !req
196. Then read the script with a white voice.Copy !req
197. Well, people say I talk
with a white voice anyway,Copy !req
198. so why it ain't helping me out?Copy !req
199. Well, you don't talk white enough.Copy !req
200. I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white.Copy !req
201. That ain't white, that's just proper.Copy !req
202. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm talking about the real deal.Copy !req
203. Okay, so like...Copy !req
204. "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here.Copy !req
205. - Sorry to bother you"...
- Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong.Copy !req
206. I'm not talking about sounding all nasal.Copy !req
207. It's, like, sounding like
you don't have a care.Copy !req
208. Got your bills paid.
You're happy about your future.Copy !req
209. You about ready to jump
in your Ferrari out thereCopy !req
210. after you get off this call.Copy !req
211. Put some real breath in there.Copy !req
212. Breezy like...
"I don't really need this money."Copy !req
213. You've never been fired.Copy !req
214. Only laid off.Copy !req
215. It's not really a white voice.Copy !req
216. It's what they wish they sounded like.Copy !req
217. So, it's like what they think
they're supposed to sound like.Copy !req
218. Like this, youngblood.Copy !req
219. Hey! Mr. Kramer!Copy !req
220. This is Langston from RegalView.Copy !req
221. I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I?Copy !req
222. If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller,Copy !req
223. you gotta know when to
bag 'em and when to tag 'em.Copy !req
224. Yeah?Copy !req
225. Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'?Copy !req
226. Bagging is when you drop the call.Copy !req
227. Like a dead body into a bag,Copy !req
228. you drop that shit
'cause it crossed the line.Copy !req
229. Tagging is when you claim that money.Copy !req
230. It's a sale. Cha-ching!Copy !req
231. Like when they put the tag on the body
at the morgue to identify it.Copy !req
232. That's mine.Copy !req
233. Maybe you already bagged
that dead body, right?Copy !req
234. And you're just about
to walk away, skip town,Copy !req
235. lay low for a little while.Copy !req
236. But instead, you drag that heavy fuckerCopy !req
237. on out into the alley and... then you tag it!Copy !req
238. Okay. Uh, I... I just...Copy !req
239. I feel like these metaphors have not
been cleared for this pep rally.Copy !req
240. - Ah, okay. Diana?
- Oh! Yes.Copy !req
241. Uh... hi. I'm new,Copy !req
242. so forgive me for not knowing
everyone's name yet.Copy !req
243. My name is Diana...Copy !req
244. Dee-bo-sher-ree.Copy !req
245. - That looks like "debauchery."
- Well, it's not.Copy !req
246. Uh, I am your new Team Leader!Copy !req
247. And I know you're looking at me going,Copy !req
248. "Is she a manager? I'm scared." Okay.Copy !req
249. "She's going to treat me like a system
of motorized appendages!"Copy !req
250. No, that stops here, that stops right now.Copy !req
251. You are not employees to me.Copy !req
252. You are Team Members! We're a family now.
You know what that means?Copy !req
253. It means I lean on you, you lean on me.
There's a synergy.Copy !req
254. And you can feel that energy.
I know that you can.Copy !req
255. People are starting to get
emotional, and I love that.Copy !req
256. Does that mean we get paid more?Copy !req
257. "No." Okay, but what is capital? Right?Copy !req
258. I would argue that social currency
now is more important,Copy !req
259. and don't take it from me,
take it from the news.Copy !req
260. Take it from media, all kinds of media:
digital, paper, otherwise.Copy !req
261. Media is changing, so is capital.Copy !req
262. Get with it. I don't want to scare you,
but it's a new world.Copy !req
263. Okay, Team Members. Let's, uh...Copy !req
264. thank you very much,
and let's all get back to work.Copy !req
265. Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante!Copy !req
266. Work the grid! And...Copy !req
267. - Stick to the script.
- That's right.Copy !req
268. Any one of you can turn Power CallerCopy !req
269. and be rollin' in dough!Copy !req
270. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
271. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
272. Nothing in this office is free, man,
you gotta put money in there.Copy !req
273. Oh, re... really?Copy !req
274. It's okay, you're not missing out.
It tastes like shit.Copy !req
275. Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole.Copy !req
276. I was just giving you shit, man.
I'm... I'm Squeeze.Copy !req
277. I've seen you around for a couple weeks.Copy !req
278. It was a good question in there.Copy !req
279. Cassius. People call me Cash.Copy !req
280. It was a really good question in there, man.Copy !req
281. - What, about us getting paid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
282. I mean, I just think it's kind of sillyCopy !req
283. that we have to be all excited.Copy !req
284. - I know, right?
- It's bullshit.Copy !req
285. Exactly. I mean, you just cut
straight to the chase, man.Copy !req
286. That's awesome.Copy !req
287. A player gotta mob up with us
for some scrill and bennies.Copy !req
288. Well, what the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
289. Uh, there's a bunch of usCopy !req
290. that are organizing to get us paid more.Copy !req
291. Get some benefits.Copy !req
292. We could really use your energy
to jump things off.Copy !req
293. Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man.Copy !req
294. Hey, man, look, I'm sorry
I got you like this,Copy !req
295. but obviously we can't talk here.Copy !req
296. So, grab a drink later. It's on me.Copy !req
297. Hey, lady, how much?Copy !req
298. - Okay.
- So, we good?Copy !req
299. - Yeah.
- Alright.Copy !req
300. - Hey.
- What up?Copy !req
301. - Who are you?
- That's Squeeze.Copy !req
302. - Squeeze.
- He works with us at RegalView.Copy !req
303. Squeeze, Detroit.Copy !req
304. - Detroit? That's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
305. My parents wanted me to have
an American name.Copy !req
306. Nice!Copy !req
307. And Detroit is a brilliant visual
and performance artist...Copy !req
308. No, my art is not twirling signs.Copy !req
309. who's about to open her first show.Copy !req
310. Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy."Copy !req
311. Squeeze, in high school, Cash was...Copy !req
312. Shit!Copy !req
313. Stuck... brake.Copy !req
314. Why do you always talk about
what I did in high school?Copy !req
315. I mean, like, look at our
high school football team.Copy !req
316. Literally. Look at 'em.Copy !req
317. All they do is work at the
home furniture storeCopy !req
318. and play football all day.Copy !req
319. It's, like, they're stuck or something.Copy !req
320. Man, what the hell you talkin' bout?
I mean, they're friends.Copy !req
321. Baby, can you please not talk
about the sun exploding tonight?Copy !req
322. Okay.Copy !req
323. Yeah, but you know, I... I just...
at the end of the dayCopy !req
324. I just don't want to be
stuck in their position.Copy !req
325. Ah, shit.Copy !req
326. D, wiper duty, please.Copy !req
327. Come on, man. I never get wiper duty.Copy !req
328. You can wipe my ass, Sal.Copy !req
329. Oh, really? With what? My tongue?Copy !req
330. Well, shit, it might make your breath
smell a little bit better.Copy !req
331. Keeping turning, Troit. Turn.Copy !req
332. the fourth day of violent protestsCopy !req
333. at WorryFree headquarters.Copy !req
334. Protesters say WorryFree's methodCopy !req
335. of lifetime labor contractsCopy !req
336. is a new form of slavery.Copy !req
337. WorryFree CEO Steve LiftCopy !req
338. was interviewed on Oprah today.Copy !req
339. No. Conclusively no.Copy !req
340. Our workers do not sign contractsCopy !req
341. under threats of physical violenceCopy !req
342. so, therefore, the comparison to slaveryCopy !req
343. is just ludicrous and offensive.Copy !req
344. We're transforming life itself.Copy !req
345. We're saving the economy.Copy !req
346. I mean, we're... we're saving lives.Copy !req
347. It's all highlighted in my book.
I lay out the whole thing.Copy !req
348. Many of the violent protestersCopy !req
349. are part of the "Left Eye Faction"Copy !req
350. and are identifiable by the black mark
under their left eye.Copy !req
351. There's no employment for many people.Copy !req
352. Even sweat shops have been replaced
by WorryFree LiveWork Centers.Copy !req
353. These places are prisons,Copy !req
354. and we're packed in there like sardines,Copy !req
355. fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone
14 hours a day.Copy !req
356. I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!Copy !req
357. All I'm saying is if you
don't cook the spaghettiCopy !req
358. in the sauce with the cheese in it first,Copy !req
359. - that's some white shit.
- That's some bullshit man.Copy !req
360. You don't get to decide
what's black and what's white.Copy !req
361. Well, that-that...
but that's how black folks do it, man.Copy !req
362. - No, nigga, I'm black.
- We talked about that, man.Copy !req
363. You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black.Copy !req
364. Look, I... I make my noodles,Copy !req
365. then I put the sauce on, then... look it,Copy !req
366. then I put a little, uh, Parmesan...Copy !req
367. it doesn't even fucking matter, alright,Copy !req
368. 'cause pasta is from Italy.Copy !req
369. Italians ain't white!Copy !req
370. - Yes, they are, bro.
- Yes, they are!Copy !req
371. Since the fuck when?Copy !req
372. Since the last 60 years, man.Copy !req
373. Spaghetti is Chinese.Copy !req
374. Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast.Copy !req
375. - Come on.
- A'ight.Copy !req
376. Okay.Copy !req
377. To my esteemed RegalView associatesCopy !req
378. whom I revere with great fervor...Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. and to my alluring and phenomenally
talented fiancée...Copy !req
381. I'd like to dedicate this imbibingCopy !req
382. of intoxicating elixirs.Copy !req
383. Here's to becoming a Power Caller!Copy !req
384. Cassius, how'd you do that?Copy !req
385. Old man at the jobby-job.Copy !req
386. It's called the white voice.Copy !req
387. I guess I'm... a natural at it.Copy !req
388. That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit!Copy !req
389. Dude, you sounded overdubbed.Copy !req
390. Man, your white voice, man,
it's fucking scary.Copy !req
391. Yeah, I've never seen that shit before.Copy !req
392. But I have heard about that Power Caller
shit that you're talking about.Copy !req
393. That's a scam.Copy !req
394. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
395. "If you work hard enough as a fry cook,Copy !req
396. maybe you can become a manager!"Copy !req
397. Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well,Copy !req
398. then maybe you can twirl a larger sign
on a more glamorous corner."Copy !req
399. No, I already have the best corner,Copy !req
400. and the biggest sign,
and the best word. "Off."Copy !req
401. It is the anchor to the slogan.Copy !req
402. - So...
- So, what's the point then?Copy !req
403. What you think, I'm just supposed
to work, eat, fuck, sleep?Copy !req
404. No, I'm... I'm not saying that.
I'm saying what we need...Copy !req
405. We need a union at RegalView.Copy !req
406. That way, we all get paid.Copy !req
407. Okay. Okay. Well said, broham.Copy !req
408. I'm down.Copy !req
409. - Hey, Cassius.
- Hey, Serge.Copy !req
410. Uh, look, I get paid Friday,
so I'll have half your money by then.Copy !req
411. Even if you had all the money,Copy !req
412. your little four month's rent
wouldn't help me.Copy !req
413. I owe too much.Copy !req
414. If I don't come up with a boatload of moneyCopy !req
415. by next month... which I won't...Copy !req
416. the bank is taking my shit.Copy !req
417. You should find a new place.Copy !req
418. Damn.Copy !req
419. It's making my diabetes act up.Copy !req
420. So, what you gonna do?Copy !req
421. I've been talkin' to those WorryFree people.Copy !req
422. They sent me a brochure.
It don't sound that bad.Copy !req
423. Three hots and a cot, like we used to say.Copy !req
424. - Oh, hell no, Serge. Come on.
- No, don't... don't do that.Copy !req
425. Look, we'll figure something out.Copy !req
426. Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you.Copy !req
427. Yeah, well, let me tell you.
I got a special for you.Copy !req
428. Look, you bring a chick
home to your apartment.Copy !req
429. It's clean. It's stylish.Copy !req
430. Of course, it is. She's already seen thatCopy !req
431. from the guy she was with two weeks ago.Copy !req
432. And then her eyes move overCopy !req
433. to those brown leather bad boysCopy !req
434. from the Insight Encyclopedias,
Intellectual Edition.Copy !req
435. - It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah!Copy !req
436. Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla!Copy !req
437. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
438. Spin Doctors. Classic!Copy !req
439. Tim, I want to chop it up more,Copy !req
440. but I gotta get to my squash game.Copy !req
441. Was that Visa or Mastercard?Copy !req
442. God, this voice shit is crazy.Copy !req
443. Yeah!Copy !req
444. Yeah!Copy !req
445. - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
446. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
447. Where's the wine at?Copy !req
448. Power Calling all you motherfuckers!Copy !req
449. I'm going to have you playing basketball
in Pelican Bay!Copy !req
450. Yeah!Copy !req
451. Baby, yes!Copy !req
452. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
453. Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
454. Yes!Copy !req
455. I... I should probably get back to work, man.Copy !req
456. You're stoked, man!Copy !req
457. You're doin' so fucking good
with the voice thing.Copy !req
458. But hit more contacts per hour.Copy !req
459. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
460. Oh. They're talkin' about you, bro.Copy !req
461. You're on your way.Copy !req
462. Pah!Copy !req
463. To where, heaven?Copy !req
464. Almost.Copy !req
465. PC, baby. Power Caller.Copy !req
466. Oh, uh...Copy !req
467. - Did you hear what he just said?
- Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man.Copy !req
468. He told me the exact same shit
three months ago.Copy !req
469. Nice earrings.Copy !req
470. Thanks. Made 'em myself.Copy !req
471. What kind of world is itCopy !req
472. when this is the most popular show
in America?Copy !req
473. They say 150 million people
watch this every night.Copy !req
474. Mmm.Copy !req
475. I, personally, love seeingCopy !req
476. a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated.Copy !req
477. Makes... makes me feel warm inside.Copy !req
478. I got the muthafucking T-shirt.Copy !req
479. - Oh!
- Check this.Copy !req
480. Oh!Copy !req
481. - I'm gonna go dance, man.
- Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.Copy !req
482. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No.Copy !req
483. Give me the good stuff.Copy !req
484. Give me the good stuff.Copy !req
485. Yeah.Copy !req
486. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
487. So, why you ain't dancing' man?Copy !req
488. Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit.Copy !req
489. Man look, what happened to just
doing the muthafucking dog,Copy !req
490. Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow.Copy !req
491. You know I'm freakin,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
492. Shit, now you got to dislocate
your muthafucking shoulder.Copy !req
493. Damn, what the fuck
I look like doin that shit?Copy !req
494. You, uh...Copy !req
495. Hey. Power Callers, right?Copy !req
496. They make a shit ton of money, man.Copy !req
497. I'm talking about, like, Benz,Copy !req
498. and expensive house payment type of money.Copy !req
499. How the fuck is that even possible?Copy !req
500. If you selling the bullshit
we selling, it's impossible.Copy !req
501. But they not selling the bullshit we selling.Copy !req
502. So, I guess comparing to what we doingCopy !req
503. to what they're doing
is like apples to oranges.Copy !req
504. More like apples and the Holocaust.Copy !req
505. Alright. Bye.Copy !req
506. Don't look into the light.Copy !req
507. Fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
508. - What up bro?
- What's up man?Copy !req
509. - Good man.
- Aw, that hurt.Copy !req
510. It's all good. I've been tellingCopy !req
511. everybody how you've been
kicking all types of ass at work.Copy !req
512. Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally...Copy !req
513. feel like I'm good at something.Copy !req
514. I'm feeling myself.Copy !req
515. - Word.
- I'm a fucking monster at this.Copy !req
516. Man. That's awesome, man.Copy !req
517. Fucking dope man. That's awesome.Copy !req
518. Yeah... whoa!Copy !req
519. - Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey.
- Hey, Lovely.Copy !req
520. - Can I get that?
- Who invited you?Copy !req
521. Who asked you?Copy !req
522. I was hoping you'd pop up earlier.Copy !req
523. I thought you were coming by.Copy !req
524. Oh, to your gallery?
I thought you said don't come.Copy !req
525. Your friends were helping you out.Copy !req
526. Baby, that's what I said.
But don't listen to what I say.Copy !req
527. Listen to what I want.Copy !req
528. - I'm confused.
- Yeah, I know you are.Copy !req
529. But are you gonna pick me up on Friday?Copy !req
530. - That's what I want.
- Is cash green?Copy !req
531. Yeah. Cash is green.Copy !req
532. - Can I get a light?
- No.Copy !req
533. Those are nice earrings.Copy !req
534. Wait, baby. I didn't know
you changed your earrings.Copy !req
535. Detroit, I didn't know you made
earrings of your ex-boyfriends.Copy !req
536. Alright, everybody.Copy !req
537. This is a pretty amazing turnout.Copy !req
538. I hope you guys all know
that we're in this together.Copy !req
539. That this is all of us, ride or die.Copy !req
540. You know what today is?Copy !req
541. Today is the warning shot.Copy !req
542. Telling them that we stand united.Copy !req
543. If we get this right today,Copy !req
544. not only will it be our floorCopy !req
545. but it will be every other floor
in RegalView and beyond.Copy !req
546. A twenty-minute work stoppage
during prime calling time.Copy !req
547. I'll give the call. Sal, what's the call?Copy !req
548. Fuck you, pay me.Copy !req
549. The other... other one.Copy !req
550. Phones down.Copy !req
551. Okay?Copy !req
552. We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets.Copy !req
553. Now, they're gonna single some of us out.Copy !req
554. - Threaten our jobs.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
555. - Yes, fuck that.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
556. - Fuck that.
- Yeah, fuck.Copy !req
557. We ride for anyone they try to fire.Copy !req
558. We fightCopy !req
559. because we make the profits
and they don't share.Copy !req
560. If we're gonna give them our day,Copy !req
561. we need to have enough
to cover our basic necessities.Copy !req
562. - Human decency.
- Yeah.Copy !req
563. Is anyone not down?Copy !req
564. Speak now.Copy !req
565. Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready!Copy !req
566. Hmm?Copy !req
567. Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one.Copy !req
568. Yeah! I brought all types of weapons.Copy !req
569. Alright, folks. Let's meet back
here at 3:00 PM. Okay?Copy !req
570. - Don't. It's not that serious.
- Okay, alright cool.Copy !req
571. It's like serious, but it's not that...Copy !req
572. But I'm ready though.Copy !req
573. Thanks, Mr. Goldberg.Copy !req
574. As always, we'll be getting
that out to you right away.Copy !req
575. By the way...Copy !req
576. RegalView management...Copy !req
577. you are hereby warned.Copy !req
578. We will not be overlooked.Copy !req
579. Fucking God...Copy !req
580. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
581. Phones down!Copy !req
582. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
583. And fuck you!Copy !req
584. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
585. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
586. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
587. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
588. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
589. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
590. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
591. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
592. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
593. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
594. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
595. Oh, man!Copy !req
596. Out, out, out, out, out, out, out.Copy !req
597. Alright, hey, look,Copy !req
598. I know you're gonna threaten to fire me.Copy !req
599. And go ahead whatever. I don't care anymoreCopy !req
600. cause we're gonna take this fuckin place...Copy !req
601. Pack up your shit and get out.Copy !req
602. Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you!Copy !req
603. - What? No...
- Fuck you!Copy !req
604. - Fuck you!
- No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green.Copy !req
605. You're starting to sound
a little paranoid here.Copy !req
606. We're the bearers of good news.Copy !req
607. Great news.Copy !req
608. Great mothafuckin' news.Copy !req
609. Great motherfucking news.Copy !req
610. Power Caller.Copy !req
611. - What the fuck...
- Yeah, we just got the call.Copy !req
612. They think you're A-1 material.Copy !req
613. You're going upstairs my compadre.Copy !req
614. Yes. You are getting a promotion.Copy !req
615. 9:00 AM tomorrow morning.Copy !req
616. - Do you have a suit?
- Of course he does.Copy !req
617. Powerful, young, strong,
intelligent Power Caller.Copy !req
618. - But, but they, um...
- Oh, God.Copy !req
619. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.Copy !req
620. You're not going against their actions.Copy !req
621. All their issues are down here. Not up there.Copy !req
622. Two very different kinds of telemarketing.Copy !req
623. But, but, oh, okay, um...Copy !req
624. This is your moment. Don't waste it.Copy !req
625. Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!Copy !req
626. Okay.Copy !req
627. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
628. The big money.Copy !req
629. The top fucking tier of telemarketing.Copy !req
630. Making history with legends like Hal Jameson.Copy !req
631. Bad ass.Copy !req
632. Oh, it's a really good batch,
so I hope you like France.Copy !req
633. You should have some.Copy !req
634. - Should I just drink it right now?
- Yes!Copy !req
635. Oh, yes!Copy !req
636. - Because we didn't have any cups.
- Power Caller.Copy !req
637. - Yeah!
- Yes!Copy !req
638. Power Caller, baby.Copy !req
639. - Power Caller, man!
- Power Caller!Copy !req
640. Power Caller. Power Caller.Copy !req
641. Wow, you really are ready, aren't you?Copy !req
642. Hey, Ms. D. Yeah.Copy !req
643. Wow, oh, okay, well let's do
this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.Copy !req
644. I've always wanted to say that.Copy !req
645. Okay.Copy !req
646. I would be remiss if I didn't
bring up your pink shirt.Copy !req
647. I think it's extraordinary and sexy.Copy !req
648. You know, 35% of men who wear pinkCopy !req
649. are more likely to start a franchise.Copy !req
650. - Is that so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
651. - Oh.
- Wow. Damn.Copy !req
652. - This is crazy.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
653. So clumsy.Copy !req
654. Almost done...Copy !req
655. this job's crazy right?Copy !req
656. Do you need help or something?Copy !req
657. Okay.Copy !req
658. It's very secure. It's very...Copy !req
659. Welcome, Power Caller.Copy !req
660. Today is your day to dominate the world.Copy !req
661. You are RegalView's elite brigade.Copy !req
662. Take your place alongside
legends like Hal Jameson.Copy !req
663. You call the shots.Copy !req
664. What...?Copy !req
665. You are in your sexual prime.Copy !req
666. The top of the reproductive pile.Copy !req
667. Alright, does it do that every time...Copy !req
668. Welcome to
the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green.Copy !req
669. White Voice at all times here.Copy !req
670. Yes, I almost forgot.Copy !req
671. Good luck.Copy !req
672. Nice suit, by the way.Copy !req
673. You've been selected, Mr. Green,Copy !req
674. because you have the potential
to be a great telemarketer.Copy !req
675. The potential.Copy !req
676. Do you know what we sell up here?Copy !req
677. - Oh, I heard it's a...
- Ah, we sell power.Copy !req
678. Firepower. Manpower.Copy !req
679. When U.S. weapons manufacturers
sell arms to other countriesCopy !req
680. who do you think, Mr. Green, makes
that call at the precisely perfect time?Copy !req
681. Which is, of course, dinner. We do.Copy !req
682. Before a drone drops a bombCopy !req
683. on an apartment building in PakistanCopy !req
684. who drops the bomb ass sales pitchCopy !req
685. you may ask, Cassius?Copy !req
686. We do.Copy !req
687. Okay, so you said firepower, manpower?Copy !req
688. WorryFree is our biggest client.Copy !req
689. We help thousands of companies
utilize WorryFree workersCopy !req
690. to improve their efficiency.Copy !req
691. So, wait, are you telling me
you sell slave laborCopy !req
692. to companies over the phone?Copy !req
693. Hot damnit. You are a sharp one.Copy !req
694. Hey, what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
695. Dave, stop him.Copy !req
696. Shit!Copy !req
697. Left Eye, bitches!Copy !req
698. WorryFree has resuscitated America.Copy !req
699. Workers live in space efficient dwellingsCopy !req
700. in the same facilities where
production occurs.Copy !req
701. They make anything and they make everything.Copy !req
702. Lifetime contracts so no wages needed.Copy !req
703. They make automobiles for what
it used to cost to make bicycles.Copy !req
704. Okay, but see I don't know if I can...Copy !req
705. Sugar on top, white voice.Copy !req
706. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't knowCopy !req
707. if I'm gonna be able to s... sell...Copy !req
708. Here's the starting salary.Copy !req
709. Hmm?Copy !req
710. Well, man, I'm gonna have
to get me some new suits.Copy !req
711. You'll be working here until late.Copy !req
712. We need you in the mix right away.Copy !req
713. Hey baby, what's your sign?Copy !req
714. I haven't heard that one before.Copy !req
715. Yo, that was crazy yesterday.Copy !req
716. That was like that scene in Norma Rae.Copy !req
717. You know, the one when
she's like on the table.Copy !req
718. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
719. Yeah, RegalView is scared shitless.
We'll win.Copy !req
720. Can I check that out?Copy !req
721. Yeah.Copy !req
722. Oh, okay.Copy !req
723. Okay. Bravo.Copy !req
724. Where'd you learn how to do that?Copy !req
725. Down in L.A.Copy !req
726. We organized the first sign
twirlers union there.Copy !req
727. Oh, okay.Copy !req
728. Is that what you do?Copy !req
729. You just go from place to place
stirring up trouble?Copy !req
730. Trouble's already there.
I just help folks fix it.Copy !req
731. Yeah, that's what I do with
my art too, you know.Copy !req
732. Expose the bullshit.Copy !req
733. - It's not exactly the same thing.
- It's pretty much the same.Copy !req
734. I haven't seen your stuff so I can't...Copy !req
735. I'm not gonna show you my stuff.Copy !req
736. So how does it work with, uh...Copy !req
737. with you and Cassius?Copy !req
738. You know, you sound like a radical.Copy !req
739. He's... I don't know.Copy !req
740. He's what?Copy !req
741. He's real.Copy !req
742. He's not that fake-ass bougie gallery world.Copy !req
743. So, that's how it works.Copy !req
744. Well, you're rubbing him off right. So...Copy !req
745. He helped with the work stoppage. So...Copy !req
746. Your fire is rubbing off on him.Copy !req
747. I like it.Copy !req
748. I'm going.Copy !req
749. You look like you're done here
if you need a ride.Copy !req
750. Nah, Cash is on the way. But thank you.Copy !req
751. Nice work.Copy !req
752. Hey girl. We gotta go!Copy !req
753. Thank you.Copy !req
754. You okay?Copy !req
755. Yeah.Copy !req
756. - Did you get into an accident?
- No.Copy !req
757. How about robbed or
something else crazy like that.Copy !req
758. So, I don't think you flaked and
left me on a corner for an hour.Copy !req
759. Yeah, I know. Look baby
I was gonna talk to you about it earlierCopy !req
760. but I didn't know if it would be
a for sure thing or not.Copy !req
761. But, as of today I'm a Power Caller.Copy !req
762. Does that mean you can pay me back my $80?Copy !req
763. Hell, yes, baby, of course I can.Copy !req
764. Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky.Copy !req
765. What do they sell?Copy !req
766. Am I finally gonna be able to see your show?Copy !req
767. Baby, this is beautiful.Copy !req
768. And big.Copy !req
769. Africa.Copy !req
770. Oh, really, is that what this is?Copy !req
771. Yeah, I mean they're big
because they're Africa.Copy !req
772. So, I added the sculptures from last year.Copy !req
773. Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows upCopy !req
774. at least it'll look full.Copy !req
775. Can I... can I ask a question?Copy !req
776. Why did you choose Africa?Copy !req
777. I wanted to talk about a life
shaped by exploitation.Copy !req
778. About fighting for a say in our own lives.Copy !req
779. About how beauty, love, and laughterCopy !req
780. thrive and flourish under almost
any circumstances...Copy !req
781. Right.Copy !req
782. How Capitalism basically startedCopy !req
783. by stealing labor from AfricansCopy !req
784. and about how you're noddingCopy !req
785. like you're listening but you're not.Copy !req
786. Oh, no sorry, baby. I was receiving that.Copy !req
787. I was just had a long day and...Copy !req
788. - it's work.
- It's okay.Copy !req
789. You really want to hit this?Copy !req
790. Yes.Copy !req
791. Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now.Copy !req
792. Capitalism in Africa is booming.Copy !req
793. Shh. I'm done talking.Copy !req
794. I just want to marinate in this.Copy !req
795. This is major for me, Cash.Copy !req
796. What I want to do is I want to sit here,Copy !req
797. hit this weedCopy !req
798. and just be here.Copy !req
799. Alright, guys. That felt good
the other day, right?Copy !req
800. - Yes.
- Yes. Good, man.Copy !req
801. Like I've known y'all
my whole life, you know.Copy !req
802. Don't forget that. Okay?Copy !req
803. Remember each other's faces.Copy !req
804. Cassius? What's up man? Where you been?Copy !req
805. What's up with the suit?Copy !req
806. I got promoted.Copy !req
807. What does that mean? Are you a manager now?Copy !req
808. That means I'm a Power Caller now.Copy !req
809. - About to be paid.
- We're all trying to get fucking paid.Copy !req
810. - Yeah.
- But we're gonna do it as a team.Copy !req
811. Are you on the team?Copy !req
812. Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little teamCopy !req
813. but I'm playing from the bench.Copy !req
814. The bench where you sit
and get your bills paid.Copy !req
815. You know my uncle is about to lose his house.Copy !req
816. Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man,Copy !req
817. but that don't mean sell out.Copy !req
818. I'm not selling y'all out.Copy !req
819. My success has nothing to do
with you, alright.Copy !req
820. You just keep doing whatever it isCopy !req
821. that you're fucking doing
and I'll root for you.Copy !req
822. From the sidelines.Copy !req
823. And try not to laugh at that
stupid ass smirk on your face.Copy !req
824. We don't need this.Copy !req
825. - Are you doing alright?
- Yeah, I'm doing good.Copy !req
826. - How you doing?
- Fantastic.Copy !req
827. - Fantastic?
- I hope you have a good day.Copy !req
828. I hope you have a better week.Copy !req
829. I hope your month is full of successful days.Copy !req
830. And a lot of great ventures.
I hope you just come up, brother.Copy !req
831. I hope your whole fucking year
is spectacular.Copy !req
832. - Oh, you hope my year is spectacular?
- Yeah.Copy !req
833. You got something you want to say to me?Copy !req
834. You got something you want to say?Copy !req
835. - You smell great.
- You smell great. What is that?Copy !req
836. Burberry. What you got on?Copy !req
837. - I forgot. It's just deodorant.
- Smells expensive. Okay.Copy !req
838. - Yeah. Good.
- We smelling good.Copy !req
839. Some smelling good brothers out here.Copy !req
840. You're an awesome man and I appreciate you.Copy !req
841. - I hope you find yourself.
- Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks.Copy !req
842. - You want to get drinks?
- Yeah!Copy !req
843. - How many drinks?
- Two. Three.Copy !req
844. - Three? Five?
- Four! Five!Copy !req
845. - Six? Eight?
- Seven! Nine!Copy !req
846. - Ten? On me?
- All of them!Copy !req
847. It's on me, no, it's on me now!Copy !req
848. - It's on you?
- Yeah, it's on me now.Copy !req
849. - Alright. Alright!
- Yeah, it's on me!Copy !req
850. - It's on you now.
- Now!Copy !req
851. Walk!Copy !req
852. Greetings, Cassius Green.Copy !req
853. I hope you did not masturbate today.Copy !req
854. We need you sharp and ready to go.Copy !req
855. I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores.Copy !req
856. They say to others around you:Copy !req
857. "Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations."Copy !req
858. Mr. Green, I am a computerCopy !req
859. but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain.Copy !req
860. Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign.Copy !req
861. Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff.Copy !req
862. Excuse me.Copy !req
863. And give them that radiant voice of yoursCopy !req
864. in the next half hour.Copy !req
865. 2:00 PM.Copy !req
866. Almost breakfast time in Japan.Copy !req
867. Oh, okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo.Copy !req
868. - Moshi moshi.
- Mr. Son.Copy !req
869. Cassius Green of WorryFree calling.
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
870. I'm calling about who
is assembling your phone.Copy !req
871. Now I know they're being made in China.Copy !req
872. I'm a big fan of yours.Copy !req
873. I've been following you
since you were with Takashi.Copy !req
874. I cheered literally when
I found out you acquired Tanrio,Copy !req
875. which is why I'm calling you
and not Phonarolla.Copy !req
876. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
877. Our team of dedicated workersCopy !req
878. will make twice as many phones
at half the cost.Copy !req
879. You'll double up your market shareCopy !req
880. over these bastards.Copy !req
881. Power Callers, our very own Cassius GreenCopy !req
882. just made our client, WorryFree,Copy !req
883. upwards of ten million dollarsCopy !req
884. in one call on his first day, none the less.Copy !req
885. - Oh, it's not that much.
- Indeed one for the history books.Copy !req
886. Cheers!Copy !req
887. Excuse me for a second.Copy !req
888. What can I do for you, chum?Copy !req
889. Yes, I have a question.Copy !req
890. I've just achieved a sort of
miraculous financial endeavor.Copy !req
891. I'm also in a financial bind.Copy !req
892. I'm gonna need a cash advance.Copy !req
893. Hmm.Copy !req
894. This is where the magic happens, baby.Copy !req
895. MTV spots WorryFree edition.Copy !req
896. Hole puncher Jim Ellman.Copy !req
897. This was the scene yesterdayCopy !req
898. at the RegalView telemarketer's strike.Copy !req
899. The striking RegalView workersCopy !req
900. are joined by other telemarketers,Copy !req
901. phone operators and university studentsCopy !req
902. from all over the area.Copy !req
903. After a long day of hearty-ass work,Copy !req
904. you feel me?Copy !req
905. We ready to eat.Copy !req
906. This is where we get our grub on.Copy !req
907. Mm-mm!Copy !req
908. Yum.Copy !req
909. Swimming through the vat of hyena urineCopy !req
910. is not as bad as it sounds!Copy !req
911. What do we want!Copy !req
912. We want enough money to pay our rent!Copy !req
913. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
914. We want enough money to not eat
Cup 'O Noodles every night!Copy !req
915. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
916. I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles!Copy !req
917. We want to be able to go see our doctorCopy !req
918. when we get drunk one night!Copy !req
919. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
920. When we hook up with someone
without using any protection!Copy !req
921. Okay. Okay, yeah!Copy !req
922. And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea!Copy !req
923. Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard ofCopy !req
924. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
925. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
926. Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
927. Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
928. Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView!Copy !req
929. And fuck chlamydia, too.Copy !req
930. Although strikers have kept
most replacement workersCopy !req
931. from breaking the strikeCopy !req
932. every morning, Stackwater security agents
successfully escortCopy !req
933. RegalView's elite Power Callers
into the building.Copy !req
934. For more on the RegalView strike,Copy !req
935. let's go to the studio.Copy !req
936. This is Ken Bagget. Chanel 3 news.Copy !req
937. Hey baby. Good morning.Copy !req
938. No. Please, no.Copy !req
939. Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius.Copy !req
940. Didn't even realize I was doing it.Copy !req
941. That's a problem, you know.Copy !req
942. Sorry.Copy !req
943. How long you been up?Copy !req
944. I'm not up.Copy !req
945. But I saw your TV debut.Copy !req
946. Oh, shit.Copy !req
947. - Cash, baby...
- Can we not. Please.Copy !req
948. Look, I quit when the strike jumped offCopy !req
949. because being with you
made it awkward for me. But...Copy !req
950. Cassius!Copy !req
951. You abandoned your friends.Copy !req
952. Baby, look, I thought they'd
do a couple of stoppages and...Copy !req
953. It's one thing to take the promotion,Copy !req
954. but now you're a full out scab.Copy !req
955. Come on, baby,
the Power Callers ain't on strike!Copy !req
956. No, but they should be.Copy !req
957. I'm so tired of talking to you about this.Copy !req
958. You are crossing the picket line.Copy !req
959. I can't ride with you.Copy !req
960. Oh, you can't ride with me now!Copy !req
961. But you was riding with me
all around Oakland.Copy !req
962. Alright, fine. Well, no more.Copy !req
963. Baby, what are you asking me to do?Copy !req
964. Are you asking me to quit
the fattest job I ever had?Copy !req
965. But Cassius, it's not fat!Copy !req
966. It is morally emaciated.Copy !req
967. You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius!Copy !req
968. What the fuck isn't slave labor?Copy !req
969. Oh, my God! Side-stepping.Copy !req
970. You side-step more
than the fucking Temptations.Copy !req
971. You know what, fuck you, man!Copy !req
972. Fuck you, alright!Copy !req
973. Fuck you 'cause I'm doing somethingCopy !req
974. that I'm really fucking good at.Copy !req
975. I'm really good at it and I'm important.Copy !req
976. I'm making shit happen.Copy !req
977. And you don't appreciate the shitCopy !req
978. cause you already fucking had it.Copy !req
979. And you're talking to me about slave labor?Copy !req
980. What is Squeeze and them
gonna do about slave labor?Copy !req
981. What does Squeeze have to do with this?Copy !req
982. They ain't gonna do shit.Copy !req
983. And you ain't gonna do shit neitherCopy !req
984. by selling fucking art to rich people.Copy !req
985. Fuck it.Copy !req
986. Gimme the damn covers!Copy !req
987. - What you doing?
- Taking them.Copy !req
988. - I'm cold.
- I'm not playing Cassius.Copy !req
989. - You're being greedy.
- Don't play with me, Cassius.Copy !req
990. You don't even need all those covers.
It's not necessary.Copy !req
991. The whole reason I went to work for RegalViewCopy !req
992. was to make myself more interesting to you.Copy !req
993. Cassius, the old you
was way more interesting.Copy !req
994. If you go to work today at RegalViewCopy !req
995. crossing the picket line...Copy !req
996. we're done.Copy !req
997. Elbows and assholes, people! Let's go!Copy !req
998. Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick.Copy !req
999. Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow upCopy !req
1000. on this lead I've been working on.Copy !req
1001. This motherfucker right here...Copy !req
1002. is on fire!Copy !req
1003. Let's give it up for the boy wonder!Copy !req
1004. Huzzah!Copy !req
1005. Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys.Copy !req
1006. And some for me!Copy !req
1007. Bag them, tag them, rag them!Copy !req
1008. I trained her. I trained her.Copy !req
1009. - We hunted mammoths!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1010. Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne.Copy !req
1011. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1012. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1013. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1014. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1015. Move!Copy !req
1016. I said get back!Copy !req
1017. Have a cola and smile, bitch!Copy !req
1018. Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott.Copy !req
1019. I'll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1020. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1021. You, my friend,Copy !req
1022. you are the best decision
I've made in quite a long time.Copy !req
1023. I have to pat myself on the ass for that.Copy !req
1024. Thank you, Mister.Copy !req
1025. Feels good to be appreciated.Copy !req
1026. Don't call me Mr. , Cassius.Copy !req
1027. Call me.Copy !req
1028. Million-dollar question for you, Cassius.Copy !req
1029. Do you like to party?Copy !req
1030. I like parties.Copy !req
1031. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
1032. Oh, I got this thing.Copy !req
1033. Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend...Copy !req
1034. Fudge all that.Copy !req
1035. Hmm!Copy !req
1036. Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party.Copy !req
1037. Wants to see our new star there.Copy !req
1038. Wants to talk to you, Cassius.Copy !req
1039. I have been waiting years for this invite.Copy !req
1040. Even Jay and Bey can't get this invite.Copy !req
1041. Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing.Copy !req
1042. You go to your other thing.Copy !req
1043. And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up.Copy !req
1044. This is the kind of party
that could change your life.Copy !req
1045. Beauty, love, and laughter,Copy !req
1046. must be stimulated to thrive and flourish
under almost any circumstances...Copy !req
1047. I realize you were
asking about specific... that one.Copy !req
1048. Yes, that's interesting.Copy !req
1049. You know what,
will you please excuse me just one minute?Copy !req
1050. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1051. I wouldn't miss this for the world, you know.Copy !req
1052. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1053. - You're beautiful.
- Cash...Copy !req
1054. I love you too...Copy !req
1055. but I can't hang with what I see in you now.Copy !req
1056. What happened to your head?Copy !req
1057. Oh, um...Copy !req
1058. It's nothing. I was just shaving...Copy !req
1059. Alright, I have to go get ready
for my performance.Copy !req
1060. You should really stay and see it, okay?Copy !req
1061. Okay, but I can only stay
for a little while, baby,Copy !req
1062. cause there's this party
I got to get back to. It's important.Copy !req
1063. A slave auctioneers party?Copy !req
1064. - Hey.
- Yo, what's up?Copy !req
1065. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
1066. I wouldn't miss this for the world.Copy !req
1067. You always know just what to say, huh?Copy !req
1068. I literally just said that.Copy !req
1069. I hope you stay.Copy !req
1070. Yo, is the reason why
you don't call me no moreCopy !req
1071. is cause you sell out or
cause you're just a star?Copy !req
1072. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1073. Eleven million views, man!Copy !req
1074. What the fuck?Copy !req
1075. You're like the Ariana Grande
of disloyal niggas.Copy !req
1076. Have a cola and smile, bitch!Copy !req
1077. You could really help us out right now.Copy !req
1078. We got them by the balls,
but they're holding out.Copy !req
1079. We got the info on how much
this is costing them.Copy !req
1080. You flipping sides could turn the tide.Copy !req
1081. Don't be the leaf that floats down the river.Copy !req
1082. Be the stone that splits the stream.Copy !req
1083. Is that Tupac?Copy !req
1084. Welcome, friends! Gather around,Copy !req
1085. form a semi-circle.Copy !req
1086. Tonight, we will have a
transformative experience.Copy !req
1087. In those containers,Copy !req
1088. there are broken cell phones,
used bullet casings,Copy !req
1089. and water balloons filled with sheep's blood.Copy !req
1090. Cellphones can only work
with the mineral Coltan,Copy !req
1091. which is found in Africa's Congo.Copy !req
1092. The profit involved in this
has created hardship and wars.Copy !req
1093. I will stand here.Copy !req
1094. If you feel so moved,Copy !req
1095. you may throw the items
in the containers at me.Copy !req
1096. While I'm standing here,Copy !req
1097. I will be reciting excerptsCopy !req
1098. from the timeless
Motown-produced movie entitledCopy !req
1099. "The Last Dragon".Copy !req
1100. I'll recite those lines
Angela says to Eddie ArcadianCopy !req
1101. as she leaves him.Copy !req
1102. Let's begin.Copy !req
1103. "And in the end, Eddie, you know what?Copy !req
1104. "You're nothing but a misguided
midget assholeCopy !req
1105. "with dreams of ruling the world.Copy !req
1106. "Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1107. And also getting by on my tits."Copy !req
1108. Bravo!Copy !req
1109. "And in the end, Eddie, you know what?Copy !req
1110. "You're nothing
but a misguided midget assholeCopy !req
1111. "with dreams of ruling the world.Copy !req
1112. "And also from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1113. And also getting by on my tits."Copy !req
1114. "And in the end, Eddie, you know what?Copy !req
1115. "You're nothing but a mis...Copy !req
1116. "misguided midget assholeCopy !req
1117. "with dreams of ruling the world.Copy !req
1118. "Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.Copy !req
1119. And also getting by on my tits."Copy !req
1120. Hey, hey, hey! Stop!Copy !req
1121. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
1122. Why would you subject yourself to this?Copy !req
1123. It's a part of the show, Cassius.Copy !req
1124. You of all people should understand, right?Copy !req
1125. - Stick to the script.
- No.Copy !req
1126. Don't you have a party to get to, Cash?Copy !req
1127. Go!Copy !req
1128. Go, Cash.Copy !req
1129. Let's begin again.Copy !req
1130. "And in the end, Eddie..."Copy !req
1131. Well, I guess you're all wonderingCopy !req
1132. why I've called this meeting!Copy !req
1133. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
1134. Fucking sexy chocolate motherfucker!Copy !req
1135. - Oh, yes!
- Cool guy.Copy !req
1136. - You're coming with me.
- You're a cool guy.Copy !req
1137. I know you're loving the new digs.Copy !req
1138. Or even better, I'm digging the new loves.Copy !req
1139. Stick around because...Copy !req
1140. I think a lot of these bitchesCopy !req
1141. are gonna be getting naked later.Copy !req
1142. You know, I mean,
your parties are the stuff of folklore.Copy !req
1143. You got to meet the man of the hour though.Copy !req
1144. Hey, Cassius Green.
It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
1145. An honor even, sir.Copy !req
1146. It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly.Copy !req
1147. Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright?Copy !req
1148. I'm really well, thank you.Copy !req
1149. Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift.
It's amazing.Copy !req
1150. Just don't call me "Mister."Copy !req
1151. Oh, uh... Steve.Copy !req
1152. I never said "Steve."Copy !req
1153. Sir.Copy !req
1154. - I'm fucking kidding with you, man.
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1155. You can call me whatever you want,Copy !req
1156. you keep closing those deals.Copy !req
1157. You must be like a fucking genius.Copy !req
1158. I'd love to pick your brainCopy !req
1159. because we need people like you at WorryFree.Copy !req
1160. People who can comprehend
the big picture, you know?Copy !req
1161. It's people like you that are
gonna save this nation.Copy !req
1162. I mean look don't get me wrong;Copy !req
1163. we still need the workers to do the work.Copy !req
1164. Per se.Copy !req
1165. But we also need people like you.Copy !req
1166. People that can be trusted.Copy !req
1167. People that can analyze
the challenge and adapt.Copy !req
1168. Like a cunning racoon.Copy !req
1169. Like a snake.Copy !req
1170. Or like a tardigrade!Copy !req
1171. Thanks...Copy !req
1172. Go, I'll lock up.Copy !req
1173. Great performance tonight, D!Copy !req
1174. I told you, you didn't have to do that.Copy !req
1175. No, it's my pleasure. It was good.Copy !req
1176. So, you gonna tell me what
you thought about the show now?Copy !req
1177. It was, uh...Copy !req
1178. fiery.Copy !req
1179. Fiery? What the fuck?Copy !req
1180. That's what you thought? That's it?Copy !req
1181. It was fiery. It was great.Copy !req
1182. Alright. Shh, you can tell me later.Copy !req
1183. So now, I gotta climb over the side
of this overturned jeepCopy !req
1184. cause I got to pry the AK outCopy !req
1185. from under the crushed bloody bodyCopy !req
1186. of my now inconveniently
deceased guide, right?Copy !req
1187. And just as I get this thing out
I spin around.Copy !req
1188. And this fucking thing
starts to charge and it got a...Copy !req
1189. Fucker took two mags to the head.Copy !req
1190. Turned that bitch into a trophy.Copy !req
1191. What about you, Cash?Copy !req
1192. You ever had to bust a cap in anybody's ass?Copy !req
1193. - Green, no...
- Shut the fuck up,Copy !req
1194. I'm talking to the man of the hour here.Copy !req
1195. Come on man, have a seat.Copy !req
1196. Come on.Copy !req
1197. I want to hear about some of that
Oakland gangster shit, man.Copy !req
1198. - Oaktown.
- Just right here?Copy !req
1199. - Just sit down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1200. Well...Copy !req
1201. Luckily, I have not had
to put a cap in anyone's ass.Copy !req
1202. Or head or anything.Copy !req
1203. So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry.Copy !req
1204. Alright, well I mean
give us something. Right?Copy !req
1205. These boring cunts are at
every single one of my parties.Copy !req
1206. You're different, man. Make an impression.Copy !req
1207. At least take off the white voice.Copy !req
1208. And I know you can bust a rap, right?Copy !req
1209. No, actually I can't.Copy !req
1210. Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit.Copy !req
1211. I can't, man.Copy !req
1212. I mean I can listen to rap,
well, but I just can't rap.Copy !req
1213. It's actually embarrassing.Copy !req
1214. I don't know. I think he's lying.Copy !req
1215. I think you can rap.Copy !req
1216. I think you should rap.Copy !req
1217. Rap, rap, rap...Copy !req
1218. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1219. Rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1220. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1221. Rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1222. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.Copy !req
1223. Smash!Copy !req
1224. Go through that big ass foyer.Copy !req
1225. Go through the door next to the stairs.Copy !req
1226. Go down the other stairs. Hang a left.Copy !req
1227. Go to the end of the hallway.Copy !req
1228. Then make a right.Copy !req
1229. You'll see it.Copy !req
1230. Big magenta colored doors
at the end of the hall.Copy !req
1231. Steve Lift will be waiting for you.Copy !req
1232. He wants you in there.Copy !req
1233. Look here, young blood. We don't cry
about the shit that should be.Copy !req
1234. We just thrive on what is and what is...Copy !req
1235. opportunity.Copy !req
1236. This could be big, Cassius.Copy !req
1237. Don't do that thing.Copy !req
1238. - What thing?
- That thing where you fuck it up.Copy !req
1239. Clean yourself up.Copy !req
1240. Heads up.Copy !req
1241. This place is fucking nuts, man.Copy !req
1242. Thank you. I will accept
your backhanded compliment.Copy !req
1243. Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green.Copy !req
1244. - How's your head, you alright?
- No, it's perfect.Copy !req
1245. Well, here, in this lairCopy !req
1246. we do no line before its time.Copy !req
1247. And for you, my friend, it is time.Copy !req
1248. Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now.Copy !req
1249. Fuck it!Copy !req
1250. Fuck! It's strong, man!Copy !req
1251. Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash.Copy !req
1252. And I want to listen to your
proposition, Stevie.Copy !req
1253. I want you at WorryFree.Copy !req
1254. I see something in you.Copy !req
1255. I think that you are moreCopy !req
1256. than just the world's greatest telemarketerCopy !req
1257. since Hal Jameson.Copy !req
1258. You know what that's very interesting.Copy !req
1259. Boring, though.Copy !req
1260. I want to talk about the dollarsCopy !req
1261. and zeros and the commas and shit.Copy !req
1262. Cocky. I like it.Copy !req
1263. Watch this little video proposal
we put togetherCopy !req
1264. and you'll understand everything. Alright?Copy !req
1265. You know, I kind of got to piss.Copy !req
1266. So, could we, like, kind of watch thisCopy !req
1267. after I get back from the bathroom?Copy !req
1268. No.Copy !req
1269. Hella gotta piss, man.Copy !req
1270. Okay fine. Out the door,Copy !req
1271. halfway down the hallway, jade door.Copy !req
1272. Jade door, okay.Copy !req
1273. Okay...Copy !req
1274. Wow...Copy !req
1275. Alright...Copy !req
1276. Serious?Copy !req
1277. One stall.Copy !req
1278. Hey, you on your way in or out, man?Copy !req
1279. Can you help me?Copy !req
1280. No. No, I can't. Sorry.Copy !req
1281. Please. Could you help me?Copy !req
1282. Fucked up, man. I'm really hurt.Copy !req
1283. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
1284. Just hold on, man.Copy !req
1285. - Please... help me.
- Fuck!Copy !req
1286. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
1287. No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't touch me.Copy !req
1288. - Help us!
- Help me!Copy !req
1289. Hey, dumb fuck!Copy !req
1290. What the fuck, man!Copy !req
1291. - I said the jade door.
- That is the jade door.Copy !req
1292. No, that's an olive door.Copy !req
1293. That's very clearly an olive door.Copy !req
1294. That's a jade door.Copy !req
1295. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1296. Okay, calm, calm. This is
a big misunderstanding. Okay?Copy !req
1297. Let's just take a deep breath and calm down.Copy !req
1298. We're gonna go back to my office.Copy !req
1299. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright?Copy !req
1300. Wait, do you still have to pee?Copy !req
1301. I mean, I pissed on myself, man.Copy !req
1302. So, no I don't have to pee.Copy !req
1303. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1304. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1305. Here's the deal.Copy !req
1306. I can't let you leave without
explaining everything. Alright?Copy !req
1307. And if you'd even seen the videoCopy !req
1308. before you went in there
you wouldn't even be scared.Copy !req
1309. What the fuck was that thing in there, man?Copy !req
1310. It's...Copy !req
1311. the video is gonna show you everything.Copy !req
1312. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1313. There's a lot of production value in this.Copy !req
1314. Since the dawn of time,Copy !req
1315. or least since before anyone
cares to remember,Copy !req
1316. we have used our wits to survive.Copy !req
1317. But what has allowed us to thriveCopy !req
1318. was our use of tools.Copy !req
1319. A natural development.Copy !req
1320. But what are toolsCopy !req
1321. if not extensions of the appendagesCopy !req
1322. with which we were born?Copy !req
1323. Humans have modified ourselves
throughout history.Copy !req
1324. We train ourselves to fight.Copy !req
1325. We work out.Copy !req
1326. We study.Copy !req
1327. WorryFree is carrying forward this lineageCopy !req
1328. of natural developments
that began in prehistoric times.Copy !req
1329. We realize that human labor
has its limitations.Copy !req
1330. And, so, our scientists
have discovered a way.Copy !req
1331. A chemical change to make humans stronger,Copy !req
1332. more obedient, more durableCopy !req
1333. and therefore more efficient and profitable.Copy !req
1334. We are proud to announce to our shareholdersCopy !req
1335. that a new day in human
productivity is dawning.Copy !req
1336. Our workforce of EquisapiensCopy !req
1337. will make WorryFreeCopy !req
1338. the most profitable company in human history.Copy !req
1339. And you, our shareholders,Copy !req
1340. will be a part of that history.Copy !req
1341. See? It's all just a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
1342. This ain't no fucking misunderstanding, man!Copy !req
1343. So, you making half-human,
half-horse fucking thingsCopy !req
1344. so you can make more money?Copy !req
1345. Yeah, basically.Copy !req
1346. I just didn't want you to think I was crazy.Copy !req
1347. That I was doing this for no reason.Copy !req
1348. Because this isn't irrational.Copy !req
1349. Oh.Copy !req
1350. Cool. Alright.Copy !req
1351. Cool. No, I understand.Copy !req
1352. I just... I just got to leave now, man.Copy !req
1353. So, please get the fuck out of my way.Copy !req
1354. We haven't finished the movie.Copy !req
1355. Call me about that next week, please.Copy !req
1356. And then we'll talk about it.Copy !req
1357. Sit in that chairCopy !req
1358. and we're gonna watch this movie.Copy !req
1359. And then I'm gonna make you a proposal.Copy !req
1360. Come on.Copy !req
1361. Our worker modification processCopy !req
1362. is simple and rather quick.Copy !req
1363. It works for 70% of humansCopy !req
1364. who take the fusing catalyst.Copy !req
1365. And, see, this is how we beginCopy !req
1366. the process of the transformation.Copy !req
1367. They take what's called the
fusing catalyst. And what happens is...Copy !req
1368. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
1369. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh?Copy !req
1370. What the... what the fuck was that?Copy !req
1371. - Wait, what?
- What did I snort?Copy !req
1372. Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high.Copy !req
1373. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait.Copy !req
1374. No, I don't give a fuck
about that anymore, alright?Copy !req
1375. I don't give a fuck about that shit.Copy !req
1376. If you had me snort some shitCopy !req
1377. that's gonna have me mutated, man,Copy !req
1378. I want you to fucking shoot me!Copy !req
1379. Cash. What you snorted was
100% Peruvian, man.Copy !req
1380. I need you to be a little bit
more particular, man.Copy !req
1381. You know, they got fucking
horses in Peru, probably.Copy !req
1382. - Motherfucker!
- You're gonna get semantic on me?Copy !req
1383. No, I'm not getting semantic.Copy !req
1384. You're the one that's being semanticCopy !req
1385. if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%.Copy !req
1386. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter.Copy !req
1387. Was it coke? Was it not coke?Copy !req
1388. - What was it?
- Cash. It was coke.Copy !req
1389. Calm down, man.Copy !req
1390. You're... I wouldn't just give youCopy !req
1391. the fusing catalyst without telling you.Copy !req
1392. I'm not evil. Okay?Copy !req
1393. The reason you're not highCopy !req
1394. is because your adrenaline
is pumping so hard right nowCopy !req
1395. that to be perfectly honestCopy !req
1396. you're starting to harsh both
of our mellows. Okay?Copy !req
1397. So, sit down and just take a breath, man.Copy !req
1398. It's fucking adrenaline.Copy !req
1399. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1400. It's fine, okay. Just breathe.Copy !req
1401. Okay?Copy !req
1402. This is fucking weird shit.Copy !req
1403. Okay?Copy !req
1404. Now, the proposal that
I want to make you is this...Copy !req
1405. That is the future of labor. Okay?Copy !req
1406. They're bigger. They're stronger.Copy !req
1407. They hopefully gripe a lot less.Copy !req
1408. And also, soon, I'm gonna
have millions of them.Copy !req
1409. Fucking crazy...Copy !req
1410. They're gonna form their own society.Copy !req
1411. They'll probably form their own culture.Copy !req
1412. Then maybe they want to organize.Copy !req
1413. Maybe they want to rebel.Copy !req
1414. And that's why we need someone on the insideCopy !req
1415. who represents WorryFree's needs.Copy !req
1416. Someone they can relate to.Copy !req
1417. Talking about a managerCopy !req
1418. for fucking horse people.Copy !req
1419. No. No.Copy !req
1420. The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior.Copy !req
1421. But one that we create.Copy !req
1422. One that we control.Copy !req
1423. So, you want to...
want to have a false leaderCopy !req
1424. for these fucking horse people.Copy !req
1425. But at the same time, he works for you?Copy !req
1426. Yeah. Keeps shit simple.Copy !req
1427. Well, why the fuck did you choose me?Copy !req
1428. Out of everybody you could have chose,
why did you pick me?Copy !req
1429. - For what?
- Cash. Cash.Copy !req
1430. You are awesome.Copy !req
1431. I've never seen anyone go through the ranksCopy !req
1432. at RegalView like you did.Copy !req
1433. And I want someone like that at WorryFree.Copy !req
1434. Someone hungry.Copy !req
1435. Someone who'll fucking shank
their own friend in the backCopy !req
1436. if it means getting what they want.Copy !req
1437. Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out.Copy !req
1438. And that you want to say no.Copy !req
1439. But I wouldn't do that before
you see what I'm offering.Copy !req
1440. No, man. No, no.Copy !req
1441. There's no fucking amount of moneyCopy !req
1442. that will make me do that shit.Copy !req
1443. Two things.Copy !req
1444. it's a short-term contract.Copy !req
1445. Five years. Done.Copy !req
1446. Then we give you the diffuser antidoteCopy !req
1447. special sauce serumCopy !req
1448. and you're back to normal.Copy !req
1449. And the second one,
and I want you to remember this.Copy !req
1450. You're gonna have a horse cock.Copy !req
1451. What the fuck is a special antidote
sauce serum? What the f...Copy !req
1452. It sounds like you made that shit up, man.
That shit ain't real.Copy !req
1453. No, it's real. And so is my offer.Copy !req
1454. Five years as our man amongst horses.Copy !req
1455. For one hundred million dollars.Copy !req
1456. Just go sleep on it. Okay?Copy !req
1457. And after that, holla at your boy. Okay?Copy !req
1458. Get out in that party and go fuck something.Copy !req
1459. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1460. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
1461. Where's my cell phone?Copy !req
1462. San Francisco Chronicle, good morning.Copy !req
1463. Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please.Copy !req
1464. One moment.Copy !req
1465. Hello.Copy !req
1466. Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green.Copy !req
1467. I have some important information.Copy !req
1468. Some very, very important informationCopy !req
1469. that I think you would really,
really be interested in.Copy !req
1470. - Okay, shoot.
- Okay, uh... alright.Copy !req
1471. They turning motherfuckers into horse-people.Copy !req
1472. Horse... half-horse, half-human
people that work. Alright.Copy !req
1473. Look, they have you snort some fucking coke,Copy !req
1474. and, well, it's not really coke,Copy !req
1475. but you snort it and it has
your nostrils get all bigCopy !req
1476. and then you get a horse dick and shit.Copy !req
1477. And listen... listen, you got
to get this story out here, man,Copy !req
1478. because look, you put...Copy !req
1479. Jake?Copy !req
1480. What you talking about? No. Cassius.Copy !req
1481. Cassius Green.Copy !req
1482. The first thing we're gonna doCopy !req
1483. is cut a little nib into the cola can.Copy !req
1484. Voila!"Have a cola and smile, bitch," wig!Copy !req
1485. Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?Copy !req
1486. And the strangest thingCopy !req
1487. to happen in advertising historyCopy !req
1488. Soda Cola has announced
working with Cynthia Rose,Copy !req
1489. the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aimCopy !req
1490. from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch" YouTube clip.Copy !req
1491. Rose reportedly signed for an amount of moneyCopy !req
1492. that could buy four white babies.Copy !req
1493. The strike breaker who's hilariously
pegged in that clipCopy !req
1494. has been revealed to be named...Copy !req
1495. - Cassius Green.
- Cassius Green.Copy !req
1496. Alright Doc, now I'm, uh...Copy !req
1497. I got a little worried, you know.Copy !req
1498. Because I was looking at it
maybe from up here.Copy !req
1499. But that it might be different.Copy !req
1500. Is it bigger?Copy !req
1501. No. No, it's the same size.Copy !req
1502. I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself.Copy !req
1503. Is that why you tried to
booty call me last night?Copy !req
1504. I didn't try to booty call you.
I lost my phone. I told you.Copy !req
1505. It doesn't matter. I got a new one.Copy !req
1506. What is up with you, Cash?Copy !req
1507. You called me at 3:23.
You left a video message.Copy !req
1508. I didn't check it,Copy !req
1509. cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck
and I wasn't trying to do that...Copy !req
1510. Can I see that?Copy !req
1511. Come on.Copy !req
1512. We're hurting! We're hurting!Copy !req
1513. Help us! Help us!Copy !req
1514. Get back in there. Get in there.Copy !req
1515. Please help us!Copy !req
1516. We're hurting!Copy !req
1517. Security code cleared.Copy !req
1518. Love of Christ.Copy !req
1519. If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,Copy !req
1520. I will turn you all into glue!Copy !req
1521. Found my phone.Copy !req
1522. I don't know, Cash...Copy !req
1523. You got to do something. People got to know.Copy !req
1524. Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right?Copy !req
1525. Yeah. Yeah I mean...Copy !req
1526. - Why did you show...
- I don't know, alright.Copy !req
1527. I snorted something that was...Copy !req
1528. I thought it was activatedCopy !req
1529. but it turned out it was just coke...Copy !req
1530. But why did you focus on your dick, though?Copy !req
1531. They have big nostrilsCopy !req
1532. you could have just asked me
to check your nostrils.Copy !req
1533. - Okay check 'em, check 'em.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
1534. Yeah, they look bigger.Copy !req
1535. - No, they don't.
- I think that's just cause...Copy !req
1536. - Yeah. You're flaring them.
- No, I'm not flaring them.Copy !req
1537. - You are, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1538. Just relax them a little bit so I can see.Copy !req
1539. Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size.
They look normal size.Copy !req
1540. They look normal size.Copy !req
1541. I need you to know...Copy !req
1542. I want to be clear...Copy !req
1543. this can't happen again.Copy !req
1544. I'm not going back.Copy !req
1545. I'm not going to be a fucking Power Caller.Copy !req
1546. That's a good decision.Copy !req
1547. But I...Copy !req
1548. - I still have problems with all this.
- I'm not...Copy !req
1549. Only something happening to you
turned you against them.Copy !req
1550. Okay. But I know how they view me.Copy !req
1551. How I look in the eyesCopy !req
1552. of fucking WorryFree and RegalView.Copy !req
1553. They just view me as another one
of their fucking creaturesCopy !req
1554. to control and to manipulate.
And that's not me.Copy !req
1555. Good.Copy !req
1556. Good.Copy !req
1557. That doesn't change what I said about us.Copy !req
1558. And also, I kind of messed aroundCopy !req
1559. with somebody last night.Copy !req
1560. What? Wait...Copy !req
1561. what do you mean you kind of...Copy !req
1562. I need you to explain that oneCopy !req
1563. cause I don't understandCopy !req
1564. what you mean by you kind of
messed around with somebody.Copy !req
1565. - I mean did you...
- Everything but.Copy !req
1566. Everything but.Copy !req
1567. You see, that's almost worse thanCopy !req
1568. anything I can imagine in my mind.Copy !req
1569. - Everything but. So, did you...
- Cassius, we were broken up.Copy !req
1570. Okay? It's over.Copy !req
1571. It's me and you that shouldn't have
messed around tonight.Copy !req
1572. You want to know who it was?Copy !req
1573. Do you plan on fuckingCopy !req
1574. or "everything but" -ting
with that person again?Copy !req
1575. No.Copy !req
1576. Nah. No, I don't want to know, then.Copy !req
1577. No, I don't want to know.Copy !req
1578. I have absolutely no idea what this is about.Copy !req
1579. Maybe it's saying that
capitalism dehumanizes them.Copy !req
1580. Maybe the artist is being literal.Copy !req
1581. Maybe WorryFree is
turning workers into horses.Copy !req
1582. And literally fucking them?Copy !req
1583. Hey, bro.Copy !req
1584. Ain't you the dude from the clipCopy !req
1585. that got hit in the head with the can?Copy !req
1586. No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man.Copy !req
1587. - But that's not me.
- What's wrong with your head then?Copy !req
1588. Damn, everybody thinks that's...Copy !req
1589. That's you, that shit is funny!Copy !req
1590. - What the fuck, man?
- Why you lyin'?Copy !req
1591. That's alright.Copy !req
1592. Happen to the best of us.Copy !req
1593. Walk it off.Copy !req
1594. This is Cassius GreenCopy !req
1595. from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame.Copy !req
1596. I want to be on your show tomorrow.Copy !req
1597. "Have a Cola and smile, Bitch"Copy !req
1598. "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me".Copy !req
1599. Today, YouTube sensation
Cassius Green is here.Copy !req
1600. You had 500 million peopleCopy !req
1601. watch you get pegged to the nogginCopy !req
1602. and get utterly humiliated.
It was effin hilarious.Copy !req
1603. The way your hair went up like that...Copy !req
1604. The whole world is laughing 'til they pissed.Copy !req
1605. Well, I got a new clip
that I need you to playCopy !req
1606. and the only reason I came on the showCopy !req
1607. was because you agreed to show this clipCopy !req
1608. to your 150 million viewers.Copy !req
1609. Well, if you want some ass,
you have to bring some ass.Copy !req
1610. So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping,Copy !req
1611. then jump in the shit tank.Copy !req
1612. Then we'll play your clip.Copy !req
1613. Could you play my clip now, please?Copy !req
1614. Okay.Copy !req
1615. Is it as crazy as the
cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip?Copy !req
1616. Not possible.Copy !req
1617. It's crazy, Mary.Copy !req
1618. - It's fucking crazy.
- Woo-hoo.Copy !req
1619. Let's roll the clip.Copy !req
1620. Help us. We're hurting!Copy !req
1621. We're hurting!Copy !req
1622. If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,Copy !req
1623. I will turn you all into glue!Copy !req
1624. As a Power Caller for RegalView,Copy !req
1625. WorryFree was my premier client.Copy !req
1626. This is just incontrovertible proofCopy !req
1627. of WorryFree's evil practices.Copy !req
1628. They're turning humans into
grotesque horse-people.Copy !req
1629. And I want the world to knowCopy !req
1630. that... that... that they're
manipulating humanityCopy !req
1631. for the sake of profit.Copy !req
1632. Now, we cannot let this go on.Copy !req
1633. You have to call your congressman, alright.Copy !req
1634. Call your local politiciansCopy !req
1635. and let them know we will not stand for this.Copy !req
1636. It's been one dayCopy !req
1637. since the viral celebrity leak to the world,Copy !req
1638. new scientific achievements made by WorryFreeCopy !req
1639. and their genius CEO, Steve Lift,Copy !req
1640. which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocketCopy !req
1641. at a rate faster than any
other company in history.Copy !req
1642. House and Senate leadersCopy !req
1643. joined Lift in ringing the bellCopy !req
1644. to celebrate the record stock market rallyCopy !req
1645. WorryFree's success has created.Copy !req
1646. Fuck you!Copy !req
1647. We are all sinners,
but in every sinner lies a winner.Copy !req
1648. The Lord lifted you from the whore house,Copy !req
1649. you from flop house, you from drop house...Copy !req
1650. - Stop! Stop!
- Out devil!Copy !req
1651. Stop!Copy !req
1652. No. No. We're just doing dutch.Copy !req
1653. - Thanks for calling, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1654. Look, I betrayed you.Copy !req
1655. I know it's not gonna change anything,Copy !req
1656. but I wanted to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
1657. - I acted stupid, I was...
- Man, hey, we... we good.Copy !req
1658. Alright, but all you got to do is just...Copy !req
1659. just do right from now on, man.Copy !req
1660. Yeah, I know and that's what...Copy !req
1661. I tried to change it.
I tried to stop it. But it's...Copy !req
1662. it's just right in front of their faces.Copy !req
1663. They're turning human beings
into monstrositiesCopy !req
1664. and nobody gives a fuck.Copy !req
1665. Most people that saw you on that screenCopy !req
1666. knew calling their congressman
wasn't gonna do shit.Copy !req
1667. If you get shown a problem,Copy !req
1668. but have no idea how to control it,Copy !req
1669. then you just decide to get
used to the problem.Copy !req
1670. Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow...Copy !req
1671. is important.Copy !req
1672. 'Cause if we stop themCopy !req
1673. from crossing the picket line
this time, we win.Copy !req
1674. - That's a good plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1675. Tomorrow we show 'em how to give fucks.Copy !req
1676. Ain't that about a blip.Copy !req
1677. - Happy Halloween
- Look at that shit. You see that shit?Copy !req
1678. What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1679. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1680. - Get back in there!
- We're hurting! Help us!Copy !req
1681. Security code cleared.Copy !req
1682. Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
1683. Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!Copy !req
1684. None of the strikers here
at the RegalView strikeCopy !req
1685. will tell us why they're all wearingCopy !req
1686. their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs.Copy !req
1687. Although the strikers have beenCopy !req
1688. extremely militant over the past weeks,Copy !req
1689. they've not been able to stop
the Stackwater juggernautCopy !req
1690. from breaking through the lines.Copy !req
1691. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1692. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1693. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1694. Elbows and assholes, people!Copy !req
1695. Let's go!Copy !req
1696. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1697. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1698. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1699. Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1700. Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!Copy !req
1701. Oh!Copy !req
1702. The infamous Cassius Green,Copy !req
1703. former Power Caller and strike line crosser,Copy !req
1704. has switched sides.Copy !req
1705. - Yeah, man!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1706. Looks like the calvary's arrived, folks.Copy !req
1707. Get the fuck back!Copy !req
1708. This way! This way!Copy !req
1709. Come on!Copy !req
1710. Over here! Over here!Copy !req
1711. This is when the magic happens.Copy !req
1712. Get them here quick.Copy !req
1713. Hey, Cassius.Copy !req
1714. Look out! Look out!Copy !req
1715. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1716. Let me out!Copy !req
1717. Hey!Copy !req
1718. Hold your ground!Copy !req
1719. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1720. Wow!Copy !req
1721. Thank you.Copy !req
1722. We. Are Honored.Copy !req
1723. To. Be. In. Your. Presence.Copy !req
1724. Dude. I'm from East Oakland.Copy !req
1725. Talk regular.Copy !req
1726. My name is DeMarius.Copy !req
1727. Thanks for breaking us out.Copy !req
1728. Oh, I'm Cassius. Cassius Green.Copy !req
1729. No problem.Copy !req
1730. WorryFree is here.Copy !req
1731. Hey. Same struggle.Copy !req
1732. Same fight.Copy !req
1733. Equisapiens! Let's be out!Copy !req
1734. Equisapiens, thank you so much!Copy !req
1735. Hey!Copy !req
1736. Mastermind.Copy !req
1737. Are you serious right now?Copy !req
1738. Serious as kicking the can.Copy !req
1739. Don't... don't play with me, CashCopy !req
1740. cause that's some serious shit.Copy !req
1741. No, man. That's yours.Copy !req
1742. And I've got a car that'll do me just fineCopy !req
1743. til I get back to work at RegalView.Copy !req
1744. Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
1745. Cash, man. Look.Copy !req
1746. Just saying sorry is fine.Copy !req
1747. This is good. This is perfect.Copy !req
1748. This is the perfect apology.Copy !req
1749. I don't want disrespect you.
You know this is cool, I'm...Copy !req
1750. Hey!Copy !req
1751. So, uh...Copy !req
1752. now that we won that strikeCopy !req
1753. you cool coming back to work with usCopy !req
1754. lowly regular telemarketers.Copy !req
1755. Well, if the new and gloriousCopy !req
1756. telemarketers union will have me.Copy !req
1757. You got to start fighting somewhere.Copy !req
1758. - Huh?
- Alright, bro.Copy !req
1759. - Be good.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1760. Kiss already, y'all.Copy !req
1761. So, what about being part
of something important, huh?Copy !req
1762. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1763. It looks like the sun is about to explode.Copy !req
1764. Oh, my God...Copy !req
1765. Come here, sugar.Copy !req
1766. We are a part of something important.Copy !req
1767. Changing the world.Copy !req
1768. Before the sun explodes.Copy !req
1769. Well...Copy !req
1770. I couldn't come back to the exact same thingCopy !req
1771. after all that, right?Copy !req
1772. What happened?Copy !req
1773. What, Cash?Copy !req
1774. What?Copy !req
1775. I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf ofCopy !req
1776. Sorry to bother you but...Copy !req