1. Oh, yes! You got donuts.Copy !req
2. I already ate
all the Boston Cream.Copy !req
3. Kyle!Copy !req
4. This place
gives me the creeps.Copy !req
5. Relax. That Popsicle
hasn't moved in 50 years.Copy !req
6. Is that normal?Copy !req
7. No.Copy !req
8. - Someone's hacking the system.
- What?Copy !req
9. The containment tank
is destabilizing.Copy !req
10. He's waking up.Copy !req
11. We need more guys.Copy !req
12. That is all the guys.Copy !req
13. Wait a second.Copy !req
14. I thought
we were going tubing.Copy !req
15. Hold on, hold on.
Is this a race?Copy !req
16. You're going down!Copy !req
17. It is my destiny
to claim the throneCopy !req
18. of Family Champion, hedgehog.Copy !req
19. Cute.Copy !req
20. Are you sure
you want to challengeCopy !req
21. the fastest creature
in the universe?Copy !req
22. I mean, that's kind of
my whole brand.Copy !req
23. Okay, Tom and Maddie,Copy !req
24. - count us down.
- Right!Copy !req
25. Don't worry,
a little sibling rivalry
is healthy.Copy !req
26. Me and my brothers used to
do this kind of thing
all the time.Copy !req
27. Tom, your brothers are lunatics
and neither of them
were born with the powerCopy !req
28. to trigger a global
cataclysmic event.Copy !req
29. That's a fair point.
Did you hear that, boys?Copy !req
30. No cataclysmic events, okay?Copy !req
31. Let's keep this
cataclysmic-less.Copy !req
32. - Ten-four!
- Understood,
Lord of the Donuts.Copy !req
33. Then on your marks, get set...Copy !req
34. go!Copy !req
35. And way out in front,Copy !req
36. to the surprise
of absolutely no one,Copy !req
37. it's the Blue Blur,
the Red-Shoed Rocket,Copy !req
38. the one, the only-Come on, Sonic!Copy !req
39. Catch up! Yeah!Copy !req
40. What in the what, now?Copy !req
41. I am also defeating you,
hedgehog!Copy !req
42. Seriously?
All right, you know what?Copy !req
43. Time to light the afterburners.Copy !req
44. Look! It's a bird! It's a plane!Copy !req
45. It's Air Hedgehog!Copy !req
46. Yes! I did it! I...Copy !req
47. lost?Copy !req
48. How is that even possible?
I do not lose.Copy !req
49. I am also defeating you, hedgehog.Copy !req
50. Okay, okay, I get it, man.
No need to rub it in.Copy !req
51. Come on, Sonic!
Catch up! Yeah!Copy !req
52. Wait, what's going on?Copy !req
53. Why are you guys acting like...Copy !req
54. holograms!Copy !req
55. Which means...Copy !req
56. I remain the undefeated
speed champion of all time!Copy !req
57. Yes!
And the crowd goes wild!Copy !req
58. But also, what's going on?Copy !req
59. Surprise!Copy !req
60. But wait a sec, you guys...
what is all this?Copy !req
61. "Happy Bea Arthur Day"?Copy !req
62. Oh, it's
"Happy B-Earth-Day."Copy !req
63. Today's the anniversary of
the day you came to Earth, bud.Copy !req
64. It's your "Earth Day Birthday."Copy !req
65. So the race
was just a distraction,Copy !req
66. which I totally didn't fall for,
by the way—Copy !req
67. Good try, though—Copy !req
68. so you could throw a party
for me?Copy !req
69. Today, we honor you, hedgehog.Copy !req
70. If it wasn't for you, none of us
would be here right now.Copy !req
71. The boys are right, bud.Copy !req
72. You know, the day you came
to this planetCopy !req
73. is the day all our lives
changed forever.Copy !req
74. And we became a family.Copy !req
75. You stole my hoomans.Copy !req
76. You guys, I don't...
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
77. Except... let's party!Copy !req
78. All right! Yeah!Copy !req
79. It's now on
till the break of dawn! Toga! Toga!Copy !req
80. Thanks for the surprise party.
It really means a lot to me.Copy !req
81. Ah, you deserve it, pal.Copy !req
82. No way. Is that...Copy !req
83. What? Dude...Copy !req
84. Could you just for once
walk at my speed?Copy !req
85. Whoa.Copy !req
86. Sonic!Copy !req
87. This is your—Yep. My old cave.Copy !req
88. Oh, man.
I can't believe this is where
you lived all those years.Copy !req
89. Hey! My state-of-the-art
security system!Copy !req
90. Still works.Copy !req
91. Hey, bud.Copy !req
92. What's this?Copy !req
93. Wow. You know, I drew that
on my first night on Earth.Copy !req
94. I wanted to remember
where I came from.Copy !req
95. I still miss her.Copy !req
96. You think Longclaw
would be proud of me?Copy !req
97. I know she would, pal.Copy !req
98. Because even though you lost her
at such a young age,Copy !req
99. you didn't let your pain
change who you are...Copy !req
100. in here.Copy !req
101. Yeah. In my lungs.Copy !req
102. - Or your heart.
- Heart, right.Copy !req
103. Yeah, makes more sense.
Not lungs, heart.Copy !req
104. That's the thing
about life, Sonic,Copy !req
105. it's all about the choices
we make.Copy !req
106. You're gonna
make some good ones and,Copy !req
107. knowing you,
you're gonna make some bad ones.Copy !req
108. But...Copy !req
109. as long as you remember
to listen to your heart,Copy !req
110. you're gonna
make the right choice
when it matters the most.Copy !req
111. Thanks.Copy !req
112. I don't know
what I'd do without you.Copy !req
113. I'd probably be
a totally different hedgehog.Copy !req
114. 2024?Copy !req
115. I've been trapped for 50 years?Copy !req
116. - Move, move!
- Take positions!Copy !req
117. Get on the ground now!Copy !req
118. We've got you surrounded!Copy !req
119. Why won't you leave me alone?Copy !req
120. Take him down!Copy !req
121. I have dishonored
my marshmallow.Copy !req
122. It's really just a question
of temperature and distance.Copy !req
123. It's not a competition.Copy !req
124. This is so nice.Copy !req
125. - Peace.
- Quiet.Copy !req
126. Finally.Copy !req
127. Finally!Copy !req
128. Hey! We're trying to have
a family moment down here!Copy !req
129. - What did we do?
- Or what did they do?Copy !req
130. What did you do?Copy !req
131. I don't know.
I do a lot of stuff.Copy !req
132. Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.Copy !req
133. Aliens.Copy !req
134. "Aliens"? Excuse me?Copy !req
135. It's not like we're
from different planet—Copy !req
136. Oh, yeah, we are.
I guess we are aliens.Copy !req
137. Please continue.Copy !req
138. I'm Director Rockwell.Copy !req
139. There is a very
dangerous situationCopy !req
140. unfolding right now
in Tokyo.Copy !req
141. Commander Walters
is requesting Team Sonic's
immediate assistance.Copy !req
142. "Team Sonic"?
Who picked that name?Copy !req
143. Love it!
Ten out of ten, no notes.Copy !req
144. Tom and Maddie,
put the s'mores on iceCopy !req
145. because Team Sonic
is off to save the day!Copy !req
146. Remember,Copy !req
147. make good choices!Copy !req
148. Good evening and welcome
to Tails Air flight 1012.Copy !req
149. We're looking at
an on-time arrival into Tokyo.Copy !req
150. Okay, Captain, we got
a rogue alien on the loose.Copy !req
151. How do we find him?Copy !req
152. Uh, start with
the giant fireball?Copy !req
153. I love it! Let's start
with the giant fireball.Copy !req
154. Finally, some action!Copy !req
155. Okay, time to gear up.Copy !req
156. Titanium handcuffs,
completely indestructible.Copy !req
157. I don't need
your silly gizmos, fox.Copy !req
158. And you know why?
Because I am...Copy !req
159. one million
percent muscle.Copy !req
160. Yes, good.
You've been listening.Copy !req
161. We're over the drop zone.Copy !req
162. All right, here we go.
Showtime!Copy !req
163. Now, look, we don't know
if it's GodzillaCopy !req
164. or Hello Kitty down there,Copy !req
165. but as long
as we stick together,Copy !req
166. there is nothing
we can't handle.Copy !req
167. "Team Sonic" on three.Copy !req
168. One, two, three.Copy !req
169. Team...Copy !req
170. - Sonic!
- Knuckles!Copy !req
171. Talk about low-budget flights.
No food or movies?Copy !req
172. We're out of here!Copy !req
173. What happened here?Copy !req
174. Looks like GUN
got their butts kicked.Copy !req
175. Keep your eyes open.
Tails, anything?Copy !req
176. Whoa! These energy readings
are off the charts!Copy !req
177. Look out!Copy !req
178. One... million...
percent.Copy !req
179. Whoa! Are you guys seeing this?Copy !req
180. - He looks just like you.
- Impossible!Copy !req
181. You're a colorful bunch.Copy !req
182. Um, excuse me.
Why do you look like me?Copy !req
183. I don't look like you.Copy !req
184. You look like me!
Why do you look like me?Copy !req
185. Hey, you know what?
I'll ask the questions,
new hedgehog!Copy !req
186. Who are you?
Why do you look like me?Copy !req
187. This is a waste of time.Copy !req
188. Walk away,
before you get hurt.Copy !req
189. Whoa, whoa, easy, buddy.Copy !req
190. We don't want to fight you.Copy !req
191. Actually, Sonic,
I would like to fight.Copy !req
192. Not now.Copy !req
193. Why don't you stop throwing cars
at us for a secondCopy !req
194. and come down here to talk?Copy !req
195. You jumped
out of a GUN helicopter.Copy !req
196. There's nothing
to talk about.Copy !req
197. All right, then. Enough!Copy !req
198. Knuckles, no!Copy !req
199. Let us talk with our fists!Copy !req
200. Knuckles!Copy !req
201. Knuckles!
Knuckles, are you okay?Copy !req
202. No, not really. Ow!Copy !req
203. Who is this guy?Copy !req
204. He is much more impressiveCopy !req
205. than the hedgehog
I fought previously.Copy !req
206. Dude,
I'm standing right here.Copy !req
207. Now, come on!
He can't take us all at once.Copy !req
208. Ow!Copy !req
209. Okay,
he took us all at once.Copy !req
210. Weakling.Copy !req
211. Don't try to follow me.Copy !req
212. Sonic, I know that look.Copy !req
213. Going after him
is a bad idea.Copy !req
214. When has that ever stopped me?Copy !req
215. I got to ask,
one hedgehog to another,Copy !req
216. who does your highlights?Copy !req
217. Hey! Dangerously weaving
through traffic is my thing!Copy !req
218. Coming through!Copy !req
219. Why are you running away?
We were just getting started.Copy !req
220. The more you talk,Copy !req
221. the harder
I want to hit you.Copy !req
222. Watch out!Copy !req
223. Ugh, I'm gonna throw up!Copy !req
224. Yeah, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
225. Yah!Copy !req
226. 1.21 gigawatts.Copy !req
227. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!Copy !req
228. Sonic!Copy !req
229. Are you okay?Copy !req
230. I'm fine, guys.
And before you ask,Copy !req
231. I handcuffed myself
for tactical reasonsCopy !req
232. that I do not have time
to explain.Copy !req
233. You shouldn't have gone off
on your own.Copy !req
234. We're supposed to be a team.Copy !req
235. Sorry, buddy.
I'm still working
on this teamwork thing.Copy !req
236. So now what?Copy !req
237. Well, I'm not jumping
out of any more helicoptersCopy !req
238. until we get some answers
from GUN.Copy !req
239. We need somewhere to regroup.Copy !req
240. I know just the place.Copy !req
241. Hai, chiizu.Copy !req
242. It's an ambush!Copy !req
243. You'll never take us alive,
foul beasts!Copy !req
244. Calm down, Knuckles.
This is a Chao Garden.Copy !req
245. One of the top ten must-see
spots in all of Tokyo!Copy !req
246. It's a perfect place
for us to blend in.Copy !req
247. Are you Detective Pikachu?Copy !req
248. Yes, he is!Copy !req
249. He does
look like a Pokémon.Copy !req
250. "Pika, pika!"Copy !req
251. Commander Walters!Copy !req
252. Sonic.Copy !req
253. Thank God you're all okay.
I'm sure you have questions.Copy !req
254. Just a big ticked-off
red and black one.Copy !req
255. Who was that guy?Copy !req
256. Shadow's story
began a lot like yours, Sonic.Copy !req
257. But where you found family
and friends on this planet,Copy !req
258. Shadow found only pain and loss.Copy !req
259. It begins over 50 years ago,Copy !req
260. with a meteor crash
in a quiet corner of Oklahoma.Copy !req
261. The meteorite contained
a life-form.Copy !req
262. The ultimate life-form.Copy !req
263. Shadow's power—
his "chaos energy"--Copy !req
264. went far beyond
any living creature.Copy !req
265. The scientist
who discovered him
believed this powerCopy !req
266. would usher in a new era
for humanity.Copy !req
267. But Shadow's power
proved too dangerous.Copy !req
268. A terrible accident
destroyed the lab,Copy !req
269. taking human lives with it.Copy !req
270. The project leader
was blamed for the incident
and imprisoned.Copy !req
271. With the program canceled...Copy !req
272. Shadow was a loose end
no one knew how to deal with.Copy !req
273. Too dangerous
to be walking free,Copy !req
274. too valuable to destroy.Copy !req
275. So I had him placed
into stasis...Copy !req
276. indefinitely.Copy !req
277. Wait a second. If Shadow's
been on ice for 50 years,Copy !req
278. - someone had to help him escape.
- True.Copy !req
279. But there's only a few people
in the worldCopy !req
280. who even know
of Shadow's existence.Copy !req
281. A live show? Yeah!Copy !req
282. Get down!Copy !req
283. Egg drones?Copy !req
284. But Robotnik
is supposed to be dead!Copy !req
285. Konnichi-what?Copy !req
286. I'm sorry, we already had
our big motorcycle chase
for the evening.Copy !req
287. Commander Walters!Copy !req
288. Commander Walters,
are you okay?Copy !req
289. Sonic...Copy !req
290. take this.Copy !req
291. What is it?A key...Copy !req
292. to the most powerful weapon
GUN has ever built.Copy !req
293. You're the only one I trust
to keep it safe.Copy !req
294. Commander Walters...Copy !req
295. Alpha team, fan out!Copy !req
296. Do we have eyes?Copy !req
297. Secure the perimeter!Copy !req
298. Medevac is en route.Copy !req
299. His launch key is missing.Copy !req
300. I knew they couldn't be trusted.Copy !req
301. Why are we
running from GUN?Copy !req
302. Aren't we on the same team?Copy !req
303. Until we get
more information,Copy !req
304. we're not trusting anyone.Copy !req
305. - Follow me.
- Get it... off!Copy !req
306. Hold it right there,
Tokyo Drift!Copy !req
307. Who are you?Copy !req
308. It's the Goat Milker!Copy !req
309. "It's the Goat Milker!"Copy !req
310. Relax.
I'm not here to fight.Copy !req
311. - Then why are you here?
- And why did you free Shadow?Copy !req
312. Are you kidding?Copy !req
313. The last thing we want
is more super-powered
hedgehogs running around.Copy !req
314. The doctor had nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
315. And I can prove it.Copy !req
316. Please,Copy !req
317. join me in the crab.Copy !req
318. And now back to...
"La UÚltima Pasión."Copy !req
319. I have fallen in love
with another.Copy !req
320. But who, Gabriella?
Tell me who!Copy !req
321. My twin brother, Pablo?Copy !req
322. Pablo!Copy !req
323. !¡Bastardo!Copy !req
324. Buenos días,¡hermano!Copy !req
325. No!Copy !req
326. Let that be a lesson
to you, Juan.Copy !req
327. FamilyCopy !req
328. is a field
of emotional claymoresCopy !req
329. that leave you abandoned,
betrayedCopy !req
330. and weeping
while you eat cake,Copy !req
331. which creates copious amounts
of adipose tissue,Copy !req
332. and what some calloused
individuals refer to as...Copy !req
333. man boobs.Copy !req
334. Ha.Copy !req
335. Doctor,
we have visitors.Copy !req
336. Really?Copy !req
337. I thought I was having
an anthropomorphic nightmare.Copy !req
338. Where the only person
I could trust in the worldCopy !req
339. showed up with
all my worst enemies,Copy !req
340. while I was in a bathrobe,Copy !req
341. playing congas
on my big, fat belly!Copy !req
342. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
343. I don't believe it.
Eggman's alive?Copy !req
344. And he's never
looked worse.Copy !req
345. Well, maybe,Copy !req
346. this is what not giving a damn
what you think
I look like looks like.Copy !req
347. Sir, right now we have
an even bigger problem.Copy !req
348. Oh, come on.Copy !req
349. There's an imposter out there
using your technology.Copy !req
350. Imposter.
That's impossi— What?Copy !req
351. No.Copy !req
352. My sweet mechanized spawn!Copy !req
353. Whomever this party-pooping
posse is looking forCopy !req
354. has stolen my personaCopy !req
355. and the precious babies
from my egg sac.Copy !req
356. Well...Copy !req
357. I'll soon egg-xact
my revenge.Copy !req
358. You see what I did there?Copy !req
359. It's time for the dramatic
soap-opera twist,Copy !req
360. where this Pablo
reveals his Juan!Copy !req
361. By cross-referencing
the precise coordinatesCopy !req
362. of each drone's
energy spikes,Copy !req
363. I can track my babiesCopy !req
364. to the imposter's
base of operations,Copy !req
365. right about...Copy !req
366. there!Copy !req
367. Sonic, I hate to say it,Copy !req
368. but I think we're both
after the same person.Copy !req
369. Hold on, hold on.
You're not suggesting
we team upCopy !req
370. with Doctor Ro-Butt-Stink,
are you?Copy !req
371. Perhaps the fox is right.Copy !req
372. It could be our only chance
to find this mysterious,Copy !req
373. more impressive hedgehog.Copy !req
374. All right, Egghead.
I hate to say it,Copy !req
375. but it looks like
we're partners.Copy !req
376. On one condition.Copy !req
377. Dude, you have serious issues.Copy !req
378. Ow!Copy !req
379. Let's...Copy !req
380. do this!Copy !req
381. Suck it in!Copy !req
382. Tinker-tailor?Copy !req
383. I need room.Copy !req
384. Think Elvis, circa 1976.Copy !req
385. But sir, I don't have
the proper materials.Copy !req
386. Found some.Copy !req
387. Resourceful.Copy !req
388. Hey! This is a restricted area.Copy !req
389. Oh, it's okay.
She's the professor's
granddaughter.Copy !req
390. He takes her everywhere.Copy !req
391. Welcome to the lab, Maria.
I'm Captain Walters.Copy !req
392. Oh, do you know
where my room is?Copy !req
393. Yeah, down the hall
and to the right.Copy !req
394. Make yourself at home.Copy !req
395. But, um,Copy !req
396. let's lose the skates,
okay, kiddo?Copy !req
397. Okay.Copy !req
398. Look out!Copy !req
399. Wow.Copy !req
400. Look at all those stars.Copy !req
401. They're like diamonds.Copy !req
402. My grandfather saysCopy !req
403. it can take hundreds of yearsCopy !req
404. for the light of a star
to reach Earth.Copy !req
405. And by the time you see it,Copy !req
406. the star might not even
exist anymore.Copy !req
407. Isn't that crazy?Copy !req
408. A light shines,Copy !req
409. even though the star is gone.Copy !req
410. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
411. I wonder which one
you came from, Shadow.Copy !req
412. I don't know.Copy !req
413. I don't know anything
about my home.Copy !req
414. This is your home, Shadow.Copy !req
415. Earth.Copy !req
416. Maria,Copy !req
417. do you think I'm...Copy !req
418. dangerous?Copy !req
419. What are you talking about?Copy !req
420. The way the scientists
look at me,Copy !req
421. I can tell they're afraid.Copy !req
422. Like I'm the horrible thing
from that movie we watched.Copy !req
423. I don't know...Copy !req
424. what I am.Copy !req
425. You're my friend.Copy !req
426. And you can do or be
anything you want.Copy !req
427. Not because of your powers,Copy !req
428. but because of who you are...
in here.Copy !req
429. I don't know what I'd do
without you.Copy !req
430. Professor?Copy !req
431. It's good to see you,
Shadow.Copy !req
432. I knew you'd come home.Copy !req
433. I can't get her out of my head.Copy !req
434. The pain...Copy !req
435. It's too much.Copy !req
436. And that is why
we have to punish them.Copy !req
437. Okay, I don't like you
and you don't like me.Copy !req
438. Let's get this
over with quickly.Copy !req
439. Out of my way, dorkupine.Copy !req
440. "Dorkupine"?
Really clever.Copy !req
441. This door is six-inch-thick
solid steelCopy !req
442. on a pressurized latch.Copy !req
443. I'll need a moment to calculate
the molecular densityCopy !req
444. and invert
the venting mechanics.Copy !req
445. I unlocked it.Copy !req
446. Subtle as always,
fist-for-brains.Copy !req
447. Easy, Shadow.Copy !req
448. Those are the guests
I've been expecting.Copy !req
449. Let's give them
a warm welcome.Copy !req
450. Whoa.Copy !req
451. What is this place?Copy !req
452. It looks like
a military base,Copy !req
453. but nobody's been here
for years.Copy !req
454. I wonder if it's haunted.Copy !req
455. Haunted? Nobody said anything
about being haunted.Copy !req
456. What's the matter?
You afraid of g-g-g-ghosts?Copy !req
457. Nothing scares
an Echidna warrior.Copy !req
458. Uh, yeah. Do you remember
what happened last movie night?Copy !req
459. Let go, let go, let go!Copy !req
460. There is no such thing
as a friendly ghost.Copy !req
461. So which way do we go?Copy !req
462. I know! We should split up.Copy !req
463. Everyone with hideous,
brightly-colored fur
take the left and the middle.Copy !req
464. Stone and I will go right.Copy !req
465. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not
letting you out of my sight.Copy !req
466. Tails, you and Stone go left.Copy !req
467. Knuckles, you take the middle.
Eggman, you and me go right.Copy !req
468. By all means.Copy !req
469. We could use some
time together.Copy !req
470. To work on
your trust issues.Copy !req
471. You know what? You're right.
I should be more trusting.Copy !req
472. I mean, you've only tried
to kill me twice!Copy !req
473. Just a dark, creepy hallway.Copy !req
474. Nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
475. You hear that, ghost?Copy !req
476. You don't frighten me!Copy !req
477. Get... a... grip.Copy !req
478. Boo.Copy !req
479. I'm just gonna
come right out and say this:Copy !req
480. You're adorable.
Oh, um, thanks.Copy !req
481. So, what's it like
being Sonic's assistant?Copy !req
482. You have a daily routine?
Paid time off? Benefits?Copy !req
483. Oh, I'm not Sonic's assistant.
We're teammates.Copy !req
484. He's the leader,
Knuckles is the muscle,Copy !req
485. and I'm the gadget guy.Copy !req
486. We all have a role to play.Copy !req
487. That's what makes the team
so special!Copy !req
488. That and the fact
we're best friends.Copy !req
489. You are?Copy !req
490. Well, yeah.
Just like you and Eggman, right?Copy !req
491. Uh... Yeah, eh...Copy !req
492. Of course! Yes.Copy !req
493. Me and the doctor,
best of friends.Copy !req
494. That's definitely
what we are.Copy !req
495. Hmm.Copy !req
496. Whoa. Look at all this stuff.Copy !req
497. This was more than
just a military base or a lab.Copy !req
498. It was a home.Copy !req
499. People lived here.Copy !req
500. He had a family.Copy !req
501. Is that what I smell?Copy !req
502. The stench
of domestic harmony?Copy !req
503. You ever wonder what
your life would have been like
if you had a family?Copy !req
504. Hmm... No!Copy !req
505. Maybe you wouldn't have gone
full supervillain.Copy !req
506. I have no parents,
no aunts, no uncles.Copy !req
507. And something about my attitude
renders me...Copy !req
508. undesirable
to all possible genders.Copy !req
509. My future is a cul-de-sac!Copy !req
510. The Robotnik name ends...Copy !req
511. avec moi.Copy !req
512. Yes, I know French.Copy !req
513. Whoa.Copy !req
514. Is this where you grew up,
Shadow?Copy !req
515. No wonder you're so mad.Copy !req
516. This place could really use
a beanbag chairCopy !req
517. and some comic books.Copy !req
518. What happened here?Copy !req
519. I'm tired
of giving you warnings!Copy !req
520. Where'd you go, hedgehog?Copy !req
521. I wasn't finished
trauma dumping.Copy !req
522. My darlings!Copy !req
523. My eggy weggies!Copy !req
524. I...Copy !req
525. - don't believe it.
- Don't you?Copy !req
526. - It's impossible.
- Is it?Copy !req
527. - It couldn't be.
- Couldn't it?Copy !req
528. I'm—Are you?Copy !req
529. Imposter!Copy !req
530. You stole my babies!Copy !req
531. But they know
who their real daddy is...Copy !req
532. drone-napper!Copy !req
533. Magnificent creations,
my boy.Copy !req
534. I borrowed them
to lure you hereCopy !req
535. and reunite our family.Copy !req
536. You see, Ivo...Copy !req
537. I'm your grandfather:Copy !req
538. Gerald Robotnik.Copy !req
539. My... grandfather?Copy !req
540. But how? And why?Copy !req
541. And who did what with whom?Copy !req
542. You hail from an ancestry
of excellence...Copy !req
543. tied directly à moi.Copy !req
544. Yes, I know French.Copy !req
545. You do look like me.Copy !req
546. But fatter. And older.Copy !req
547. And there's that funny smell.Copy !req
548. But the resemblance
is uncanny.Copy !req
549. It's as if...Copy !req
550. we're two characters
in a movieCopy !req
551. being played
by the same actor.Copy !req
552. - But I need real proof!
- Ivo!Copy !req
553. We have very little time.Copy !req
554. But I could field
a couple of queries.Copy !req
555. Name the most elegant formula
in mathematics.Copy !req
556. Euler's Identity.Copy !req
557. E to the I times pi plus one
equals zilch.Copy !req
558. European capitals
arranged alphabeticallyCopy !req
559. by the fourth letter.Copy !req
560. Riga, Monaco, Sarajevo, Tirana.Copy !req
561. The speed of light
divided by
the speed of sound,Copy !req
562. divided by
the speed of the bus
in the movie Speed.Copy !req
563. 17,893.33333...Copy !req
564. Rounding up?17,894 MPH.Copy !req
565. And, for all the marbles...Copy !req
566. Good. I lost mine.Copy !req
567. A rare lung disease,Copy !req
568. and the longest word
in the English dictionary.Copy !req
569. Um...Copy !req
570. Pneumonoultramicroscopic-
silicovolcanoconiosis!Copy !req
571. - Pap-pap!
- In the saggy flesh.Copy !req
572. But looking pretty good
for a hundred and ten.Copy !req
573. Oh, Grampy-poo!Copy !req
574. Where have you been
my entire life?Copy !req
575. Wait.Copy !req
576. Where have you been...
my entire life?Copy !req
577. Locked in
a top-secret prison
for the last 50 years.Copy !req
578. Made it kind of hard
to send Christmas cards.Copy !req
579. Now...Copy !req
580. you're probably wondering
why I brought you here.Copy !req
581. You didn't bring me here!Copy !req
582. I used my unparalleled intellect
to track you down.Copy !req
583. Per the plan
I concocted with
my unparalleled intellect.Copy !req
584. You'll see.Copy !req
585. I have the answer
to everything.Copy !req
586. Come on, kiddo.Copy !req
587. Oh, no. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
588. Someone tell me
this is some kind ofCopy !req
589. concussion-induced nightmare.Copy !req
590. There's two Eggmen now?Copy !req
591. Double your villains,
double your fun!Copy !req
592. Two Robotniks
are way worse than one.Copy !req
593. Chest bump?Copy !req
594. No.Copy !req
595. Stone,
why are you tied up?Copy !req
596. Do that on your own time.
You sicken me.Copy !req
597. You must be
the long-lost grandson.Copy !req
598. And you must be
another stinking hedgehog.Copy !req
599. So you're the one
behind all this.Copy !req
600. - The Shadow breakout.
- The attack on Walters.Copy !req
601. That musty
old-man smell.Copy !req
602. How dare you insult meCopy !req
603. with your unsolicited
exposition!Copy !req
604. Shadow, get the key.Copy !req
605. Where is it?Copy !req
606. Ha! Good one, Hot Topic.Copy !req
607. Do you really think
we'd be that stupidCopy !req
608. to bring the key
right to you?Copy !req
609. Yep, we're that stupid.Copy !req
610. GUN took everything from us.Copy !req
611. And now we are going
to take everything from them.Copy !req
612. With this.Copy !req
613. My masterpiece
of malevolence...Copy !req
614. The Eclipse Cannon.Copy !req
615. In exchange
for my freedom,Copy !req
616. I gave GUN
the most powerful weaponCopy !req
617. mankind has ever seen,Copy !req
618. capable of delivering
a precision strikeCopy !req
619. anywhere on Earth.Copy !req
620. Our first target:Copy !req
621. GUN Headquarters.Copy !req
622. But firing a weapon
that powerfulCopy !req
623. could threaten millions
of innocent lives!Copy !req
624. Yeah, tera-bite me.Copy !req
625. This is one of two keys required
to launch the Eclipse Cannon.Copy !req
626. The other is locked
inside GUN headquarters.Copy !req
627. Once we have both,Copy !req
628. I will take rightful control
of my weapon.Copy !req
629. I'm in.Copy !req
630. Holy crab!Copy !req
631. Spacious and crustaceous.Copy !req
632. Thank you so muchCopy !req
633. for inspiring
this little adventure.Copy !req
634. It really worked out
for me.Copy !req
635. And you wonder why
I have trust issues!Copy !req
636. Shadow, wait! Don't do this.Copy !req
637. I know you're hurting,Copy !req
638. but don't let that change
who you are inside.Copy !req
639. I've spent 50 years
reliving what they did to her.Copy !req
640. This is who I am inside.Copy !req
641. Uh, nice magic marble.
Real scary.Copy !req
642. That actually
is real scary!Copy !req
643. It's a mini black hole!Copy !req
644. It's going to suck in
all the matter in this base!Copy !req
645. Fear not, friends.Copy !req
646. Even my teeth are muscles!Copy !req
647. Sonic, try to reach
one of my rings!Copy !req
648. Got one.Copy !req
649. Check this out. Trick shot!Copy !req
650. Come on.Copy !req
651. Come on.Copy !req
652. Come on.Copy !req
653. Come on!Copy !req
654. Yeah! Yes!Copy !req
655. Yikes.Copy !req
656. Somebody better call
Google Maps.Copy !req
657. I've spent years
trying to cleanse
the cosmosCopy !req
658. of that spiny,
blue speed freak.Copy !req
659. And you did it...Copy !req
660. in one afternoon.Copy !req
661. There's nothing
we can't destroy
together, my boy.Copy !req
662. Charting route to GUN
Headquarters in London, sirs.Copy !req
663. ETA four hours.Copy !req
664. As the crab flies.Copy !req
665. By all accounts,
we're ahead of schedule.Copy !req
666. We should take this timeCopy !req
667. to get to know
each other better.Copy !req
668. Wow. What?Copy !req
669. You mean...Copy !req
670. spend some
qua-qua-quality time?Copy !req
671. You've waited for this
your whole life.Copy !req
672. How would you choose
to spend one perfect day
with your new grand pal?Copy !req
673. Ooh!Copy !req
674. And done!Copy !req
675. Masterpiece.
- Look at that.
- Yay!Copy !req
676. It's really been great
having time to ourselves.Copy !req
677. Right. Absolutely.
I just feel so...Copy !req
678. relaxed, you know?
Clearheaded.Copy !req
679. Mmm, look at all these
new interests we found.Copy !req
680. - I know, so many hobbies.
- So many!Copy !req
681. After the action and adventure
of the last few years,Copy !req
682. - well, I could get used to this.
- Same.Copy !req
683. Tom! Maddie!
We need your help on a super—Copy !req
684. - Knuckles, do you mind?
- Oh! Excuse me.Copy !req
685. Tom! Maddie! We need your helpCopy !req
686. on a super-dangerous
top-secret mission!Copy !req
687. Hmm.Copy !req
688. - Thank God. Yeah, we're in.
- Let's go.Copy !req
689. Really? You're in?
Just like that?Copy !req
690. Yes. It was getting so boring
- without you guys here.
- Yeah. So...Copy !req
691. No offense... boring. No, none taken.Copy !req
692. I mean, whatever crazy plan
you're cooking up,Copy !req
693. - the answer's yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
694. Great. But first things first:
What is that?Copy !req
695. Oh! This is...Copy !req
696. Li'l Tom!Copy !req
697. Isn't he great?Copy !req
698. I told you
to get rid of that.
It's very creepy.Copy !req
699. I told him to get rid of you.Copy !req
700. Okay, that's, mmm...Copy !req
701. - crossing a line there.
- You are in so much trouble.Copy !req
702. Okay, this is it.
The belly of the beast.Copy !req
703. GUN Headquarters in London.Copy !req
704. Tom, we're finally gonna
get to see London together.Copy !req
705. Hey, I told you we'd
get there someday, baby.Copy !req
706. Okay. So here's the plan.Copy !req
707. I run in superfast,Copy !req
708. fly over that water,
no problem,Copy !req
709. and right when I get to the—Copy !req
710. What just happened?Copy !req
711. Congratulations.Copy !req
712. You just got incinerated
by their energy shield.Copy !req
713. We'll need to shut it down
by planting a USB drive
in their server roomCopy !req
714. that will give me full control
over it.Copy !req
715. That's what we need you two for.Copy !req
716. Couple of badass spies,
that's what we are.Copy !req
717. Mr. and Mrs. Smith.Copy !req
718. Once we
disable the shield,Copy !req
719. you'll face the laser hall.Copy !req
720. These high-density bad boys
will cut you into tiny pieces.Copy !req
721. And cut those pieces
into even tinier pieces!Copy !req
722. Once again...Copy !req
723. Can't we just get Tom Cruise
to do this? Nope.Copy !req
724. Because not even he
could break into... the vault.Copy !req
725. Why is it empty in there?Copy !req
726. Because we have no ideaCopy !req
727. what's on the other side
of that door.Copy !req
728. To prevent the vault from ever
being accessed by a ring,Copy !req
729. all images and schematics have
been wiped from GUN's database.Copy !req
730. So for the last leg
of this heist...Copy !req
731. we're going in blind.Copy !req
732. Sorry.Copy !req
733. Okay,
I'm just gonna say it.Copy !req
734. It sounds like this plan would
work a heck of a lot betterCopy !req
735. if Sonic used the Master Emerald
to go Golden God modeCopy !req
736. to get the key.Copy !req
737. No way, Maddie.Copy !req
738. The Master Emerald
is too powerful
to ever use again.Copy !req
739. We made a promise to each other
to keep it hidden.Copy !req
740. In a location
only Knuckles knows.Copy !req
741. As guardian
of the Master Emerald,Copy !req
742. anyone who tries
to take it away
for any reason...Copy !req
743. will become a sworn enemy.Copy !req
744. Okay, okay! Sheesh!Copy !req
745. No need to get
all growly on me, buddy.Copy !req
746. You guys are always telling us
to make good choices.Copy !req
747. Well, this is the right choice.Copy !req
748. Okay.Copy !req
749. I guess
we're going to...Copy !req
750. London, baby!Copy !req
751. GUN Headquarters
is right there.Copy !req
752. Let me go in, get the key
and destroy anyone in my way!Copy !req
753. I want revenge.Copy !req
754. Patience, Shadow.Copy !req
755. Just let us handle this...Copy !req
756. and I promise
you'll have revengeCopy !req
757. on a scale you couldn't
possibly imagine.Copy !req
758. Come on, Granddaddy-O,
we've got...Copy !req
759. dirt to do!Copy !req
760. Suits.Copy !req
761. Right here, sir.Copy !req
762. Stone, babysit the hedgehog.Copy !req
763. Keep the crab on a low boil.Copy !req
764. It's time
for more family bonding.Copy !req
765. Come on, Shadow.Copy !req
766. Got fresh avocados in the crab.
We'll make guac.Copy !req
767. Revenge guac!Copy !req
768. Guys, are you ready for me yet?
I've been waiting here all day.Copy !req
769. Sonic,
we literally just started.Copy !req
770. Tom, Maddie,
are you in position and ready?Copy !req
771. - We were born ready.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
772. Knuckles, how about you?Copy !req
773. I have taken my perch
atop the giant clock.Copy !req
774. Now, where is this glass
I'm supposed to break?Copy !req
775. Actually, Knucks, your jobCopy !req
776. is to "Break Glass
in Case of Emergency."Copy !req
777. Understood.Copy !req
778. I will shatter this glass
like the jaw of a vile foe.Copy !req
779. In case of emergency.Copy !req
780. I will pulverize it like
the skull of a loathsome rival!Copy !req
781. Just to be clear,
the "emergency"
is the important part.Copy !req
782. The glass will beg for mercyCopy !req
783. under the shadow
of my mighty fist!Copy !req
784. Guys, remember,
we're a team.Copy !req
785. - Let's focus.
- Please.Copy !req
786. You know what?
Let's move on.Copy !req
787. All right,
everyone knows what to do.Copy !req
788. Tom and Maddie,
you guys plant the USB drive.Copy !req
789. I'll disable the traps.
Sonic will snag the launch key.Copy !req
790. And Knuckles, you stand by to—Copy !req
791. Break glass in case
of emergency.Copy !req
792. See? He gets it.Copy !req
793. Then we're all set.Copy !req
794. Hologram time.Copy !req
795. You go first.Copy !req
796. Tom, it's me, Rachel!Copy !req
797. Can you believe it?
We're both in London together.Copy !req
798. Have you met your sister?
Try again.Copy !req
799. Unless...Copy !req
800. you're not
up for this mission.Copy !req
801. Yeah, maybe you want
to be back in Green Hills,
baking sourdough.Copy !req
802. - Thomas Michael Wachowski!
- Gah!Copy !req
803. You brought aliens
to my wedding,Copy !req
804. punched out my husband
and buried me in an avalanche.Copy !req
805. Your day of reckoning
is at hand!Copy !req
806. Yeah, that's perfect.Copy !req
807. Okay, now for
her better half.Copy !req
808. Ho-ho, my name is Randall,
and I am too much to handle!Copy !req
809. Welcome to the gun show!Copy !req
810. Baby, would you describe me
as jacked, juiced,Copy !req
811. or shredded?Copy !req
812. I would describe your head
as swollen.Copy !req
813. Let's get to work.Copy !req
814. Agent Randall Handel.Copy !req
815. I'm here to have lunch
with my lovely wife, Rachel.Copy !req
816. I'm sorry, Agent Handel,Copy !req
817. this facility's
currently locked down.Copy !req
818. Command-level
clearance only.Copy !req
819. One minute.Copy !req
820. Tails... we have a problem here.Copy !req
821. Wow, they must have
tightened security
after Shadow's escape.Copy !req
822. I got this.Copy !req
823. You must be new here.Copy !req
824. Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Rachel.Copy !req
825. Rachel Gonnagetyoufired.Copy !req
826. Do you know what GUN
stands for?Copy !req
827. Well, 'course. Guardian Units—Copy !req
828. Getting. Ultra. Nasty.Copy !req
829. Do you want me...Copy !req
830. to get ultra nasty?Copy !req
831. Nasty nasty?Copy !req
832. - No, ma'am.
- Okay, then.Copy !req
833. Then go ahead and take
those little sad fingersCopy !req
834. and start tippity
type-type-typing!Copy !req
835. Mm-hmm.
That's right, go on.Copy !req
836. Sorry for the inconvenience,
ma'am.Copy !req
837. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
838. That's what I thought!Copy !req
839. My God,
I love being Rachel!Copy !req
840. - Did it work?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
841. Oh! Ouch!Copy !req
842. Director Rockwell seeking
access to the server room.Copy !req
843. Just one moment, ma'am.Copy !req
844. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
It's her. It's the real her!Copy !req
845. - The incident in Colorado?
- We're still assessing.Copy !req
846. What do you mean,
we're still assessing?Copy !req
847. - What do we do?
- Quick, change faces!Copy !req
848. Okay. Did it work?Copy !req
849. Who am I? What's going on?Copy !req
850. Why are you looking
at me like that?
What am I doing wrong?Copy !req
851. Ow!Copy !req
852. Aye-aye, Captain!Copy !req
853. "Aye-aye, Captain"?
Who are you, Popeye?Copy !req
854. - I panicked! I was panicking!
- Jeez!Copy !req
855. Get it together!Copy !req
856. Okay, Tails,
what are we looking for?Copy !req
857. The security server is
in the 7th row, 23rd cabinet.Copy !req
858. Are you guys finished yet?
This is taking forever.Copy !req
859. Uh-oh.Copy !req
860. Has the time come
to break the glass?Copy !req
861. Or at least break something?Copy !req
862. All right, hang tight, guys.
Maddie's about
to insert the drive.Copy !req
863. Ready?Copy !req
864. Three...Copy !req
865. two...Copy !req
866. one...Copy !req
867. Go.Copy !req
868. It didn't work.Copy !req
869. Did you put it in
the right way?Copy !req
870. - Try punching it.
- Do not try punching it.Copy !req
871. Oh!Copy !req
872. Take it out
- and blow on it.
- Yes!Copy !req
873. Oh, come on, Tom.Copy !req
874. There's absolutely
no scientific evidence
to support—Copy !req
875. Never mind. It worked!Copy !req
876. Little trick
from the '90s.Copy !req
877. I mean, best decade ever.
Right?Copy !req
878. I'm shutting down
the outside sensors now.Copy !req
879. Yes! Uh...Copy !req
880. Hold on. Is...Copy !req
881. there supposed to be
another USB drive here?Copy !req
882. One with a giant
mustache on it?Copy !req
883. Oh, no.
I've got two heat signatures
en route to the vault.Copy !req
884. Which can only mean...Copy !req
885. The Robotniks
have entered the chat.Copy !req
886. Wait.Copy !req
887. Poppyseed?Copy !req
888. Grand-geezer?Copy !req
889. ¿Dónde está?Copy !req
890. I'm right here.Copy !req
891. If you weren't family,Copy !req
892. I could have gut you
like a pheasant.Copy !req
893. I mean, try to keep up.Copy !req
894. And now back to
"La UÚltima Pasión."Copy !req
895. UÚltima Pasión...Copy !req
896. can only belong to one.Copy !req
897. No.Copy !req
898. It can only belong...
to Juan!Copy !req
899. Gabriella should kill them both.Copy !req
900. She's not a prize to be won.Copy !req
901. "Kill this. Murder that."Copy !req
902. You need to lighten up, Shadow.
We're about to rule the world.Copy !req
903. When we're done...Copy !req
904. there won't be
anything left to rule.Copy !req
905. That is dark. Even for you.Copy !req
906. What are you
and the professor up to?Copy !req
907. Hello! What's this?Copy !req
908. I knew I saw
an outside signal!Copy !req
909. Cheerio!Copy !req
910. I guess someone
forgot to flush.Copy !req
911. What now, my cunning cohort?Copy !req
912. Just a little teamwork!Copy !req
913. Hey...Copy !req
914. The lasers...Copy !req
915. don't seem to be
penetrating my suit.Copy !req
916. They're conforming
to the shape
of my bodacious bod.Copy !req
917. Of course.Copy !req
918. I designed these suits
to create a fieldCopy !req
919. of laser-bending
thermal distortion.Copy !req
920. Wasn't sure it would work
till now.Copy !req
921. You're heartless, son.Copy !req
922. - Hmm!
- Rotten to the core.Copy !req
923. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm...Copy !req
924. so proud.Copy !req
925. So now we can just dance
right through.Copy !req
926. That sounds like a challenge.Copy !req
927. My finger is on the button!Copy !req
928. Push the button.Copy !req
929. The Robotniks are almost
at the vault!Copy !req
930. We're out of time. I'm going.Copy !req
931. No, Sonic!Copy !req
932. I haven't disabled
the traps yet!Copy !req
933. Too late!Copy !req
934. Look at me! I'm running
on the wrong side of the road!Copy !req
935. Well, I got to take in
the sights.Copy !req
936. Paul, John, George,
the other one!Copy !req
937. Loud American coming through!Copy !req
938. Excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
939. 'Ello, guv'nor!
Which way to Hogwarts?Copy !req
940. Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
941. Sonic the Hedgehog
wants a cuppa tea!Copy !req
942. Hold this for me, please.Copy !req
943. You're not gonna make it!Copy !req
944. I can make it.Copy !req
945. You're not gonna make it!Copy !req
946. I'm gonna make it.Copy !req
947. I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
948. I'm not gonna make it!Copy !req
949. - Made it!
- Whoo!Copy !req
950. Excuse me. Coming through.
No time for autographs.Copy !req
951. Got to go, bye!Copy !req
952. Our destiny awaits.Copy !req
953. Stop right there, Roboscum!Copy !req
954. - Let's do this!
- Copy!Copy !req
955. Too slow, Eggmen.Copy !req
956. Now if you don't mind,
I've got to get that key.Copy !req
957. Whoa!Copy !req
958. My feet. Why can't I
use my beautiful feet?Copy !req
959. Heh-heh! Because...Copy !req
960. this vault is armed
with variable gravity.Copy !req
961. No kidding.Copy !req
962. Green goes up...Copy !req
963. and red takes you down... hard.Copy !req
964. Rockwell, listen to me.Copy !req
965. The Robotniks are planning to—Copy !req
966. Oh, they're planning on stealing
a second key, just like you are?Copy !req
967. Yes, I'm aware.Copy !req
968. I called it
the second Commander Walters
was attacked.Copy !req
969. So...Copy !req
970. thank you
for taking the baitCopy !req
971. and falling
right into my trap.Copy !req
972. I don't believe this.Copy !req
973. I know, grandson.Copy !req
974. A woman in the military!Copy !req
975. Let's go.Copy !req
976. Go, positions!Copy !req
977. Full perimeter.Copy !req
978. Robotnik.Copy !req
979. Going full spandex, huh?
Who's the fossil?Copy !req
980. That's my grandfather,
you dough-eating dimbecile.Copy !req
981. - Who are they?
- A couple of bleeding hearts,Copy !req
982. here to rescue
their emotional-support animals.Copy !req
983. Enough! It's over.Copy !req
984. The only way
you're leaving here
is in handcuffs.Copy !req
985. There is no other way out.Copy !req
986. You know, there might be
one other way out.Copy !req
987. And what is that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
988. Hey, big guy,
I think it's time to...Copy !req
989. Break glass
in case of emergency!Copy !req
990. Ha! Nothing can stop
Team Knuckles!Copy !req
991. Open fire!Copy !req
992. Knuckles,
turn this stuff off!Copy !req
993. - Hurry!
- On it.Copy !req
994. Uh-oh.Copy !req
995. Ha! See how you like it—Copy !req
996. - Can you move?
- No, not at all.Copy !req
997. - Tails, can you?
- No, I'm stuck.Copy !req
998. We might be here a while.Copy !req
999. Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1000. Where's the key?Copy !req
1001. Whoa!Copy !req
1002. - What was that?
- We might have a problem.Copy !req
1003. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1004. I'm moving.Copy !req
1005. I'm moving!Copy !req
1006. You go get it, grandson!Copy !req
1007. Hey!Copy !req
1008. Oh, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
1009. No. No, no!Copy !req
1010. I'm almost there!Copy !req
1011. Whoa!Copy !req
1012. Sonic!Copy !req
1013. That was so not worth it!Copy !req
1014. Ooh!Copy !req
1015. - You okay?
- Yeah. You good?Copy !req
1016. Sonic!Copy !req
1017. Hey.Copy !req
1018. Sonic, one,
concrete boulder, zero.Copy !req
1019. Thanks for the save.Copy !req
1020. Cutting it a little close,
don't you think?Copy !req
1021. Secure the room!Copy !req
1022. She's got the key.Copy !req
1023. I got an idea.Copy !req
1024. Commander Walters.Copy !req
1025. Sir.Copy !req
1026. You're... Still alive?Copy !req
1027. I'll die before I let that key
fall into the wrong hands.Copy !req
1028. Thanks for keeping it safe.Copy !req
1029. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1030. That's an order,
Director Rockwell.Copy !req
1031. Now, organize
the reinforcements.Copy !req
1032. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1033. Guys, guys, I got the key.
I repeat, I got the key.Copy !req
1034. Now let's get out of here.Copy !req
1035. Commander Walters.Copy !req
1036. No, no. No. Wait!Copy !req
1037. What?Copy !req
1038. Tom! Everyone's clear!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1039. You. What are you—Copy !req
1040. Tom!Copy !req
1041. Tom. Tom, what happened?Copy !req
1042. Speak to me. Come on.Copy !req
1043. Come on,
it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1044. Please, please, please get up.
Hey, come on, please wake up.Copy !req
1045. Wake up, wake up, come on.Copy !req
1046. Wake up, wake up, wake up!Copy !req
1047. Maria.Copy !req
1048. What did you do?Copy !req
1049. What I had to.Copy !req
1050. Oh, my God. Tom!Copy !req
1051. Help me up, kid.Copy !req
1052. Freeze! Don't move!Copy !req
1053. Any tricks up your sleeve,
Captain Grandtastic?Copy !req
1054. We got what we came for.Copy !req
1055. Great job, Shadow.Copy !req
1056. We have both keys.Copy !req
1057. So where's your little
science project?Copy !req
1058. It's closer than you think,
my boy.Copy !req
1059. Welcome...Copy !req
1060. to my masterpiece!Copy !req
1061. I must hand it to GUN.Copy !req
1062. They built her
to my exact specifications.Copy !req
1063. It's...Copy !req
1064. remarkable!Copy !req
1065. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1066. - Astounding!
- Yes.Copy !req
1067. That's my genius grand-genome!Copy !req
1068. And I have one more surprise.Copy !req
1069. It's a new suit!Copy !req
1070. Gee.Copy !req
1071. What do you want, Stone?
I'm busy.Copy !req
1072. Doctor, I have a bad feeling
about this.Copy !req
1073. I don't think your grandfather's
been completely honest with us.Copy !req
1074. It was something Shadow said.Copy !req
1075. There's more to their plan.Copy !req
1076. How dare you!Copy !req
1077. You have been jealous
of my long-lost grand-Pop-TartCopy !req
1078. since the very beginning!Copy !req
1079. I no longer require
your obsequious groveling.Copy !req
1080. Consider this your notice
of termination.Copy !req
1081. Your letter of reference
will be I for Loser.Copy !req
1082. Of course,
I'll expect you to stay onCopy !req
1083. until you've been
successfully cloned.Copy !req
1084. But you and I are done!Copy !req
1085. Like a blackened
catfish dinner!Copy !req
1086. Sir, it's too dangerous and
I'm not there to protect you.Copy !req
1087. I already lost you once! I—Copy !req
1088. Unsubscribe.
Blocked and reported.Copy !req
1089. I can't lose you again.Copy !req
1090. Do the honors...Copy !req
1091. grandson.Copy !req
1092. Here we go.Copy !req
1093. It'll be okay, Sonic.Copy !req
1094. It'll be okay?Copy !req
1095. Tom is fighting for his life
and you think it'll be okay?Copy !req
1096. The fox is simply trying
to comfort you.Copy !req
1097. Comfort's not
what I need right now.Copy !req
1098. I need to stop them.
By any means necessary.Copy !req
1099. Wait, you don't mean—Copy !req
1100. The Master Emerald.Copy !req
1101. The Emerald must never be
wielded for vengeance.Copy !req
1102. Not ever!Copy !req
1103. We swore a sacred oath.Copy !req
1104. Don't talk to me about oaths.
Not now!Copy !req
1105. But you told Tom
using the EmeraldCopy !req
1106. wasn't the right choice.Copy !req
1107. Well, now it's the only choice.Copy !req
1108. And if neither of you
have the guts to help me,Copy !req
1109. then I'll do it alone.Copy !req
1110. But I thought
the three of us
were a team.Copy !req
1111. I thought that's what
made us special.Copy !req
1112. I'm not asking you twice,
Knuckles.Copy !req
1113. Where is the Master Emerald?Copy !req
1114. Your heart is being consumed
by anger, hedgehog.Copy !req
1115. You are in no condition
to make decisions right now.Copy !req
1116. I know you're upset about Tom.
We all are.Copy !req
1117. Last chance.Copy !req
1118. Where... is it?Copy !req
1119. Don't do this.Copy !req
1120. Part of our oath
is to trust each other.Copy !req
1121. And I must abide
by that promise,Copy !req
1122. even if you have chosen
to break it.Copy !req
1123. But heed this warning:Copy !req
1124. The Master Emerald is guarded
by a fearsome warrior.Copy !req
1125. And to seize
this ultimate power,Copy !req
1126. you will have to go...Copy !req
1127. through him.Copy !req
1128. Okay, Wade...
all comes down to this.Copy !req
1129. Last few seconds.Copy !req
1130. Whipple down the ice.Copy !req
1131. He shoots... he scores!Copy !req
1132. Wade Whipple
is a champion again!Copy !req
1133. Oh, hey, Sonic. See my goal?
Pretty sick, right?Copy !req
1134. I'm here for the Emerald.Copy !req
1135. Look, Sonic, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1136. I promised to guard this emerald
with my life.Copy !req
1137. I will do whatever it takes—Copy !req
1138. Well, I tried.Copy !req
1139. Sonic!Copy !req
1140. Too bright!Copy !req
1141. This is an urgent
national emergency broadcast.Copy !req
1142. A spacecraft designed
by the agency GUNCopy !req
1143. has been hijacked and launched
out of the River Thames.Copy !req
1144. All residents are urged
to seek immediate shelter.Copy !req
1145. It's time, Shadow.Copy !req
1146. Professor, is this really
what Maria would have wanted?Copy !req
1147. The question isn't
what Maria would have wanted.Copy !req
1148. It's what do they deserve.Copy !req
1149. Remember what she meant to us.Copy !req
1150. Remember what they took from us.Copy !req
1151. Kids!Copy !req
1152. We have to go, now!Copy !req
1153. They want to take
Shadow away from us, Maria!Copy !req
1154. Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
Those are children.Copy !req
1155. - We've got our orders, Walters!
- Stand down!Copy !req
1156. Huh?Copy !req
1157. Maria!Copy !req
1158. Excuse me,
Grand Paso Doble.Copy !req
1159. What is that thermonuclear
gerbil doing?Copy !req
1160. Infusing the core...Copy !req
1161. with chaos energy.Copy !req
1162. That's my little secret.Copy !req
1163. The Eclipse Cannon
is about to turn this planetCopy !req
1164. into a flaming pile
of rubble,Copy !req
1165. wiping out everything
in a 25,000-mile radius.Copy !req
1166. Including us.Copy !req
1167. What?Copy !req
1168. We can't annihilate
the Earth!Copy !req
1169. - Hmm?
- By combining our genius,
we can rule humanity.Copy !req
1170. Together!Copy !req
1171. Humanity is a failed experiment.Copy !req
1172. If anyone should know that,
it's you.Copy !req
1173. All your life, you've been
rejected by this world.Copy !req
1174. You have nothing down there.Copy !req
1175. No one who cares about you.Copy !req
1176. But I have you now.Copy !req
1177. We're family.Copy !req
1178. We have each other.Copy !req
1179. Oh, Ivo...Copy !req
1180. you're no Maria.Copy !req
1181. The moment I lost her,
my family was gone forever!Copy !req
1182. The only way
to give Maria's life
meaningCopy !req
1183. is to destroy the world
that took her from me.Copy !req
1184. So I'm burning it all down!Copy !req
1185. It's done.Copy !req
1186. Good work, Shadow.Copy !req
1187. I'm prepping
the firing sequence.Copy !req
1188. The weapon will be fully charged
in ten minutes.Copy !req
1189. It's almost finished, Maria.Copy !req
1190. You will have justice.Copy !req
1191. What is that?Copy !req
1192. Is GUN launching
missiles at us?Copy !req
1193. Impossible.
It's moving too fast.Copy !req
1194. It's him.Copy !req
1195. You hurt my family.
This ends now!Copy !req
1196. Now you know my anger.Copy !req
1197. The pain I've felt
for 50 years.Copy !req
1198. And you've made
the same choice I did.Copy !req
1199. I'm nothing like you!Copy !req
1200. We'll see.Copy !req
1201. Show yourself, coward!Copy !req
1202. You were right about one thing.Copy !req
1203. This ends now.Copy !req
1204. What's happening?Copy !req
1205. Where are they?Copy !req
1206. - Up there.
- Where?Copy !req
1207. - Higher.
- Hmm?Copy !req
1208. Left yourself open.Copy !req
1209. Ivo! What are you doing?Copy !req
1210. Thwarting your evil plan!Copy !req
1211. - Not the mustache!
- Agreed.Copy !req
1212. Let go on three.
One, two, three!Copy !req
1213. Oh... a nano-fist.Copy !req
1214. I haven't seen that
since I hate-watched
Green Lantern in 2011.Copy !req
1215. I was saving it for Comic-Con.Copy !req
1216. But now there won't
be a Comic-Con!Copy !req
1217. Why are you alone?
Where are your friends?Copy !req
1218. They tried to stop you,
didn't they?Copy !req
1219. But you came anyway.Copy !req
1220. Your anger was too much.Copy !req
1221. What kind of hero
abandons his friendsCopy !req
1222. to pursue revenge?Copy !req
1223. Abandons his family!Copy !req
1224. Don't you dare talk
about my family.Copy !req
1225. And here I thought
you cared for them.Copy !req
1226. Especially the one...
What's his name?Copy !req
1227. Tom?Copy !req
1228. Go ahead. Finish it!Copy !req
1229. What are you waiting for? Do it!Copy !req
1230. I'm right here!Copy !req
1231. You didn't let your pain
change who you are...Copy !req
1232. in here.Copy !req
1233. This is not who I am.Copy !req
1234. What are you doing?Copy !req
1235. You won. Take your revenge.Copy !req
1236. There are no winners
with revenge.Copy !req
1237. Wow.Copy !req
1238. Look at all those stars.Copy !req
1239. They're like diamonds.Copy !req
1240. The last time I sat
beneath stars like this...Copy !req
1241. I was with her.Copy !req
1242. I've felt this pain for so long.Copy !req
1243. It's all I know.Copy !req
1244. When I lost Longclaw...Copy !req
1245. I felt the same way.Copy !req
1246. Did your pain eventually
go away?Copy !req
1247. No.Copy !req
1248. But in time,
I learned there's somethingCopy !req
1249. even more powerful than pain.Copy !req
1250. The love we felt for each other.Copy !req
1251. That's what you need
to hold on to, Shadow.Copy !req
1252. Maria might be gone,Copy !req
1253. but your love
will always remain.Copy !req
1254. "The light shines
even though the star is gone."Copy !req
1255. This whole mess
is my fault.Copy !req
1256. I've been so blinded by rage,
I thought...Copy !req
1257. I had no choice.Copy !req
1258. You always have a choice.Copy !req
1259. But making the right one
is never easy.Copy !req
1260. One more thing I learnedCopy !req
1261. is that when you
really screw something up,Copy !req
1262. you can't fix it
on your own.Copy !req
1263. Gotta go fast.Copy !req
1264. Don't tell me you've
got a catchphrase.Copy !req
1265. That's right, new hedgehog.
And everyone loves it.Copy !req
1266. I... will... not... try...Copy !req
1267. to stop... my...
elders... from...Copy !req
1268. destroying... the... world!Copy !req
1269. Playtime is over.Copy !req
1270. There's no going back now.Copy !req
1271. Set up defense.Copy !req
1272. Damn you, autocorrect!Copy !req
1273. Mantis!Copy !req
1274. Oh!Copy !req
1275. Whee!Copy !req
1276. I'm right here,
arach-nerd.Copy !req
1277. That's what I call
mantis-scaping.Copy !req
1278. That's elder abuse!Copy !req
1279. Alert! Alert! Alert!Copy !req
1280. Shadow...Copy !req
1281. I see you've chosen betrayal.Copy !req
1282. And you were once
so useful to me.Copy !req
1283. Ready to recycle
some tin cans?Copy !req
1284. Just try to keep up.Copy !req
1285. Please, Grampsy,Copy !req
1286. don't do this!Copy !req
1287. Sorry, kiddo.Copy !req
1288. Bring Your Grandkid to Work Day
is over.Copy !req
1289. Any last words?Copy !req
1290. Just one thing...Copy !req
1291. that I never thought I'd say.Copy !req
1292. What is it?Copy !req
1293. "I love you"?Copy !req
1294. No.Copy !req
1295. It was something even better.Copy !req
1296. But I'm not gonna say it
if that's the way
you're gonna be.Copy !req
1297. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1298. Grandchildren.Copy !req
1299. All the fun
and none of the responsibility.Copy !req
1300. Who said life was pointless?Copy !req
1301. - Huh?
- Oh, right. You did.Copy !req
1302. Victory!Copy !req
1303. Say what you want
about my granddad,Copy !req
1304. he made one
hell of a bug zapper.Copy !req
1305. We got to stop that laser!Copy !req
1306. I knew there was something
I was forgetting.Copy !req
1307. We're out of time.
The cannon is about to fire!Copy !req
1308. Where are you?Copy !req
1309. Oh, you know,
just making friends.Copy !req
1310. They're all yours.Copy !req
1311. Follow me!Copy !req
1312. Now, this might hurt a little!Copy !req
1313. So this was your plan?Copy !req
1314. Yeah...Copy !req
1315. Would someone mind
shutting down
the giant death ray?Copy !req
1316. We can't stop the cannon
from firing...Copy !req
1317. But we can steer it away
from the Earth.Copy !req
1318. - Coming around to starboard.
- Aye-aye, Doc.Copy !req
1319. Here we go.Copy !req
1320. It's a little tight.Copy !req
1321. Definitely not power steering.Copy !req
1322. Keep... turning.Copy !req
1323. Jump in anytime here, guys!Copy !req
1324. Can't... hold... much... longer.Copy !req
1325. Yes!Copy !req
1326. I did it! I did it!Copy !req
1327. - Oh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
1328. Look what you did!Copy !req
1329. - Hey, look down there!
- Sonic!Copy !req
1330. Oh, Knuckles,
please tell me you have a—Copy !req
1331. Last one.Copy !req
1332. Let's make it count.Copy !req
1333. Ready for a little base of ball?Copy !req
1334. Deep breath.Copy !req
1335. One... two... three!Copy !req
1336. - Really!
- What's happening?Copy !req
1337. The reactor core is overloading.Copy !req
1338. It's only a matter of time
before it blows.Copy !req
1339. So what does that mean
for Earth?Copy !req
1340. A radioactive atmosphere.Copy !req
1341. Rain that kills the crops
and melts your flesh.Copy !req
1342. Other than that...Copy !req
1343. We're not done here!Copy !req
1344. You try to stabilize
the reactor.Copy !req
1345. Buy me some time.Copy !req
1346. I'll push the station
away from EarthCopy !req
1347. before it explodes.Copy !req
1348. This is our last chance
to do the right thing.Copy !req
1349. Go with GodCopy !req
1350. stinking hedgehog.Copy !req
1351. Core integrity failing.Copy !req
1352. I've got you, Sonic!Copy !req
1353. Initializing
reactor core stabilizers.Copy !req
1354. This is Doctor Ivo Robotnik,Copy !req
1355. dedicating my final livestreamCopy !req
1356. to one very special henchman:Copy !req
1357. Agent Stone.Copy !req
1358. No, no. Doctor, wait!Copy !req
1359. If I can't
rule the world...Copy !req
1360. I might as well save it...Copy !req
1361. for the one and only person
who ever cared about me.Copy !req
1362. Don't do this, Doctor, please!Copy !req
1363. Stone, you were more
than a sycophant to me.Copy !req
1364. You were...Copy !req
1365. a syco-friend.Copy !req
1366. I'll miss your lattes
with steamed Austrian goat milk.Copy !req
1367. I love the way you make 'em!Copy !req
1368. So... I guess there's
only one thing left to say.Copy !req
1369. It's been a real drag.Copy !req
1370. Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
1371. Sonic, look.Copy !req
1372. Shadow and Robotnik.Copy !req
1373. They sacrificed
themselves...Copy !req
1374. to save everyone.Copy !req
1375. You always have a choice.Copy !req
1376. Guys, I'm really sorry
for running off like that.Copy !req
1377. I shouldn't have
left you behind.Copy !req
1378. The truth is...Copy !req
1379. you're the best teammates
a hedgehog could ever ask for.Copy !req
1380. And the best friends.Copy !req
1381. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
1382. Team Sonic?Copy !req
1383. How about just "team"?Copy !req
1384. Goodbye, Doctor.Copy !req
1385. Big finish. Mmm!Copy !req
1386. Now that's
what I call teamwork.Copy !req
1387. Okay! It's ready!Copy !req
1388. Knuckles,
how could you?Copy !req
1389. Gotta be faster than that!Copy !req
1390. Give me a break.Copy !req
1391. Still moving a little slow
over here.Copy !req
1392. - Donut Lord!
- Yay!Copy !req
1393. Okay, Knuckles, that's... I am having the love.Copy !req
1394. I want the love!Copy !req
1395. Aww... Get in here, Ozzy.Copy !req
1396. It's great
to be back together.Copy !req
1397. We're stronger than ever.Copy !req
1398. And nothing is gonna
stand in our way.Copy !req
1399. Except that one piece
of unfinished business.Copy !req
1400. And way out in front, to the
surprise of absolutely no one,Copy !req
1401. it's the Blue Blur!Copy !req
1402. Often imitated,
never duplicated,Copy !req
1403. the one, the only...Copy !req
1404. Let's do this!Copy !req
1405. Yeah!Copy !req
1406. All right, boys,
try and keep up.Copy !req
1407. Sonic the Hedgehog
is Family Champion once again!Copy !req
1408. Tails?Copy !req
1409. Knuckles?Copy !req
1410. Okay. Yeah, I overshot
the finish line.Copy !req
1411. Okay,
so how do I get back?Copy !req
1412. Pro tip:Copy !req
1413. If you're gonna take a shotCopy !req
1414. at the fastest creature
in the universe...Copy !req
1415. you'd better not miss.Copy !req
1416. Um... I'm flattered
by the cosplay,Copy !req
1417. but you got
a few details wrong.Copy !req
1418. I can't blame you, though.
It's hard to copy perfection.Copy !req
1419. That's a neat trick.Copy !req
1420. What? Who are you?Copy !req