1. So, I know
what you're thinking.
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2. Why is that incredibly
handsome hedgehog
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3. being chased by a madman
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4. with a mustache
from the Civil War?
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5. Well, to be honest,
it feels like I've been
running my whole life.
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6. Is this too much?
Am I going too fast?
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7. It's kind of what I do— You know what? Let's back up.
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8. This is the island
where I'm from.
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9. It had everything.
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10. Sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,
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12. And, I never had
to catch a school bus
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13. because I could run across the entire island
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16. I know, pretty sweet island, right?
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17. Yeah!
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18. I was born with extraordinary powers
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19. and was told
to keep them secret.
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20. And like any kid,
I did the exact opposite.
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21. Whoo-hoo!
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22. That's Longclaw.
She took care of me.
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23. She was basically
Obi-Wan Kenobi...
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24. if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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25. Sonic, someone
could have seen you.
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26. No one saw me. I'm too fast!
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27. And I wanted to bring you this.
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28. Get down!
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29. Turns out,
with great power
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30. comes great
power-hungry bad guys.
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31. And I led them right to us.
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32. Listen carefully, Sonic.
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33. You have a power unlike
anything I have ever seen.
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34. And that means someone
will always want it.
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35. The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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36. This world is on the far side
of the universe.
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37. You should be safe there.
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38. I don't want to go without you.You must.
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39. These rings will be your most
important possession.
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40. If you're ever discovered,
use one.
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41. Never stop running.
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42. Now go!
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43. Longclaw!
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44. Goodbye, Sonic.
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45. No!
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46. No!
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47. Come on, one car?
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48. I'm bored.
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49. Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
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50. No, Wade, I'm actually
on a yacht in Barbados.
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51. With Rihanna.
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52. OMG.
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53. That's amazing.
Please send pics.
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54. No, Wade.
I'm at the speed trap.
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55. Already?
How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean!
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56. Hang on, I think
I got something.
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57. Hey, buddy! Where's the fire?
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58. Got kids living around here.
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59. I thought that was
kind of funny.
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60. Sorry.
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61. What?
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62. Tom, we need you
down on Main Street.
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63. There's been a violent
gang shoot-out.
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64. Just kidding.
A duck stole a bagel.
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65. But they do need it back.
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66. Whoa, buddy, you almost
got yourself killed out there.
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67. What are you,
some kind of adrenaline junkie?
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68. It must be rough
being slow all the time.
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69. Tell you what.
Today is your lucky day.
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70. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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71. Have you ever felt so alive?
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72. This is great.
You're doing amazing.
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73. Oh, geez!
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74. Good recovery.
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75. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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76. Let's keep this
our little secret, okay?
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77. You never saw me.
I was never here.
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78. So what
were you expecting?
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79. A dirty little hedgehog
eating berries
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80. and struggling to survive?
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81. Think again. Because I am living my best life on Earth.
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82. I've got a library...
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84. and a state-of-the-art
security system.
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85. Oh, no.
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86. And, if I'm ever discovered,
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87. I'll follow
Longclaw's instructions
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88. and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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89. A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms.
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90. Gross, smelly mushrooms.
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91. I hate mushrooms.
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92. But let's not worry
about all that.
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93. This is Green Hills.
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94. The greatest place on Earth.
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95. These are my people and, dare I say,
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96. I am their lovable space creature.
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97. So what if they
don't know I exist?
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98. My favorite person
is the Donut Lord.
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101. Morning.
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102. Donald. Daisy. Daffy.
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103. Donut Lord lives
with Pretzel Lady.
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104. She is super nice to animals
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105. and strangely was born
without bones.
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106. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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107. There is one person in town
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108. who's actually onto me.
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109. He calls me the blue devil.
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110. I almost caught him last night.
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111. Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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112. We have fun together.
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113. I know you're out there!
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114. And I know you're real!
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115. No, I'm not!
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116. Movie night is my favorite.
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117. Please, please,
please, please, please.
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118. Yes! Keanu!
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119. You are a national treasure.
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120. When I find you— Pop quiz, hotshot.
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121. There's a bomb on a bus.
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122. "Pop quiz, hotshot."
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123. It's a classic line.
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124. Basically,
we're like a family.
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125. Even though we haven't met yet.
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126. You don't zink your
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127. prolonged isolation is making
you a bit crazy perhaps?
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128. Crazy? Me?
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129. No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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130. And despite all these so-called
friends of yours, deep down...
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131. you're still rather lonely?
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132. Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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133. Uh-uh. Hey!
No, no, no, no.
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134. Get out of there. Come on.
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135. Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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136. Get out of there,
you trash pandas.
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137. Maddie, as Green Hills'
most respected veterinarian,
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138. what is the fastest way
to exterminate a raccoon?
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139. Hi, Ozzy. Hello!
You're glad to see me.
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140. You don't eat garbage, do you?
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141. What's that?
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142. Is that what I think it is?Uh-huh. Open it.
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143. Oh, it's kind of small.
Is that bad?
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144. Just open it.
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145. "Dear Thomas:
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your application
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Police Department,
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148. and pending
interdepartmental review
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149. and background check,
we are happy to inform you
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to join our team."
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151. Oh, my God! Wow.
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152. Oh, my God.
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153. Ta-da!
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154. "San Francisco Sucks."
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155. Oh!
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156. Wrong one!
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157. Ta-da!
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158. You never had a doubt, huh? No! Mm-mmm.
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159. I can't believe this. Oh, I know! You did it.
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160. Hey, what are those?
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161. Apartments for rent
I found on Zillow.
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162. I thought Ozzy and I
could fly there tomorrow
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163. and check out
some neighborhoods.
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164. I mean,
this is all happening so fast.
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165. Oh, man...
It's the craziest thing.
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166. You apply for the job,
you get the job.
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167. Well, pending
a background check.
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168. Oh, man.
Hope they don't find out about
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the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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170. I'm still using
the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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171. But, Maddie,
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you're okay with this?
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174. what did you do the entire time
I was in veterinary school?
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to pay the rent and—
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177. You sacrificed for me.
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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you're okay with this?
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179. I mean, there's been
a Wachowski protecting this town
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180. for more than 50 years.
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181. This is a big change.
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183. It's time for this guy to
get out there and prove himself.
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184. I love Green Hills, but,
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185. you know, I want to help
people in real trouble.
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186. I want someone to turn to me
in a life-and-death situation
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187. and I'll be there for 'em.
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188. I get it.
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189. I'm so proud of you. Thank you.
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190. Mmm!
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191. And so it is with a heavy heart,
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192. that I tell you all
that I've accepted a position
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193. at the San Francisco
Police Department,
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194. effective immediately.
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195. It's gonna be tough
to leave my hometown
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196. and all my friendships.
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197. But this is something
I feel like I need to do...
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198. to grow...
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199. as both an officer and a man.
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200. What do you think,
Sergeant Sprinkles?
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201. That wasn't so bad, right?
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202. Now all I got to do is...
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203. tell everyone
who isn't a donut.
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204. Whoa, the playoffs!
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205. Oh! So cool.
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206. Bottom of the ninth,
tie score.
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207. And exactly who you want
at the plate
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on the line: Sonic!
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209. But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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in Green Hills:
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212. Okay. Focus, Sonic.
If you win this game,
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in Green Hills.
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214. Hit it to the guy in left!
He's a real space case.
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215. I can't with that guy.
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216. Hey, batter Sonic.
Hey, batter Sonic.
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217. "Suh-wing," batter Sonic.
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218. I got it, I got it, I got it!
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223. Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it!
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I did it. I did it.
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227. I'm sure no one noticed that
giant blue explosion, right?
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I think the power's out.
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232. Yeah, no dur!
The lights are out.
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233. The whole town is freaking out.
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235. Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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236. see if they can locate
the downed line, then...
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get his generator
over to the Super Q
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238. so the food stays... fresh.
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239. Call Zim before Gil?
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240. Call Gil— Hello?I'll call you back.
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241. Wait! Hello? Was that
the end of the instructions?
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242. Okay, all right.
Uh, you can do this.
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he said to do?
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244. Right. Relax.
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245. Twenty minutes ago,
an energy surge
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246. knocked out power across
the entire Pacific Northwest.
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247. What do we know?
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248. Well, our first instinct
was it was an EMP.
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249. But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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250. NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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251. The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant
malfunction.
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252. Well, sounds like
we're really good
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253. at figuring out
what it wasn't.
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254. This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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255. I'm suggesting we scramble
the Fifth and Sixth Regiment.
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256. No, no, no, no.
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257. This needs a much more
sophisticated mind.
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258. Someone who
understands technology.
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259. You want to send in a lab rat? Not just any lab rat.
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260. A lab rat with teeth.
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261. You're not suggesting
who I think you're suggesting.
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262. I know,
he's a little weird. Weird?
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263. No. No way. He's a psychological tire fire!
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264. But he's also brilliant.
Five PhDs, IQ off the charts.
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265. And his drone tech
is revolutionary!
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266. You're sure he can handle this?
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267. He has a perfect
operations record.
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268. Remember the coup in Pakistan? No.
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269. Or the uprising
in Azerbaijanistan?
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270. That's not even a country. Exactly.
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271. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.
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272. I can't believe you're
bringing that freak into this.
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273. Neither can I, but...
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274. we have no choice.
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277. Yes, I am—Nope!
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279. name—I'm in charge!
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281. Ben—
I'm in charge.
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282. You've never seen
anything like this before.
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283. It says
I'm the top banana
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of hungry
little monkeys.
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286. In a sequentially
ranked hierarchy
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287. based on level
of critical importance,
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288. the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify.
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289. Agent Stone? The Doctor thinks you're basic.
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290. I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
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291. Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
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292. Is he still looking at me funny? Yes, he is.
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293. Tell him to stop
or I'll pull up
his search history.
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294. If you don't stop looking
at the Doctor,
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295. he'll take a closer look—I'm not deaf.
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296. And tell him his men
report to me now.
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297. Blah-blah-blah.
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298. Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize—
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What was your name?
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301. Nobody cares. Listen,
Major Nobody Cares.
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302. You know why
nobody cares who you are?
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303. Because nobody cares about
your feeble accomplishments.
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304. And nobody cares
how proud your mommy is
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at a third-grade level.
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306. Mmm. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet?
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307. She dies in the end.
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308. But she leaves
a big creepy egg sac.
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310. Whoo! Look what came out
of my egg sac.
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311. You know what I love
about machines?
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They follow their programming.
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313. They don't need time off
to get drunk
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314. and put the boat in the water.
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315. Now you do what you're told.
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316. Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss...
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317. and watch my machines
do your job.
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318. Can you feel it, Stone?I can feel it, Doctor.
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319. It's evolution, Stone.
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320. It's evolution!
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in this image?
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323. Nothing at all, Doctor. Of course you don't.
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324. Your eyes weren't
expertly trained to spot tracks
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Shadow Wolves.
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328. I've determined
the exact height, weight
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329. and spinal curvature
of this creature,
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330. and my computer
can't find a single match for it
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331. anywhere in Earth's
animal kingdom.
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332. This blackout
was not a terrorist attack,
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333. and that's no baby bigfoot.
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334. This guy is something else...
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336. Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
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337. That's one small step for man,
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338. one giant leap for me.
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339. Okay, okay, everything is fine.
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340. You played some baseball,
got a little upset,
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341. lightning shot out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
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342. All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
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343. Time for plan B.
Mushroomville.
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344. But I gotta take my stuff.
Okay, essential items only.
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hair gel, night-light.
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This half-eaten cantaloupe.
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Bean bag chair.
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fit in a backpack?
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350. No, no, no.
Of course not.
That's stupid.
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The rings, yes, of course.
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They're right outside.
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with Jojo and Rachel.
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half-fun.
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361. Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
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362. The whole town went dark.
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363. It was like a sign telling me
to get out of Dodge.
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364. Wade must have lost his mind. Yeah.
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365. And he does not
have much to lose.
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366. How's your sister?
Did she convince you
to leave me yet?
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367. No, but she did tell me
to check your phone
for dating apps.
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372. The raccoons are back.
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373. And they are in for a surprise.
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374. Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun.
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376. And also, that's for bears.
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378. I'm kidding. I'm just gonna
use it to scare 'em.
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383. With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.
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384. Here we go.
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385. It didn't work out on Earth,
but that's okay.
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full of mushrooms.
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your only friends.
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I can't do this.
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There's no other option.
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pending background check.
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398. What?
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399. The blue devil.
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400. Donut Lord? It can talk.
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to abduct me, are you?
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What are you?
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in my garage?
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407. And you're the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.
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calling me Donut Lord?
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if they get out of line.
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411. Again, fair.
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412. Wait, wait, wait.
Where are all the mushrooms?
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What is—
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I lost my rings.
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415. What?
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416. What's happening?
Is this your mother ship?
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417. I'm not in the mood
to get probed.
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418. You think you're worried?
I'm not even wearing pants.
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which normally
would be classified
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feel like spaghetti.
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It's life or death.
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And be quiet.
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so well together.
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each other's sentences.
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my rural chum.
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investigating the blackout.
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I'd like to take a few readings
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440. No kidding?
You're from
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441. Mmm. Oh, you must know
my buddy Spencer.
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442. We play softball together. Ah! Spence.
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443. He's a good man.
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444. Yeah. Come on in! Great.
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445. Take all the readings you need.
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446. Except, uh...
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447. Doesn't the power company
usually take their readings
from outside the house?
Copy !req
448. That way they can check them
even if you're not home.
Copy !req
449. Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company,
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450. and he's more of
an Ultimate Frisbee guy.
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451. So you want to tell me
why you think I'm dumb enough
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452. to just let you
walk inside my house?
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453. I'm sorry, Mister... Wachowski.
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454. But everyone calls me Tom.
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455. Except my dentist,
he calls me Tim.
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456. But it's gone on
for so long now
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457. that it would just be weird
if I corrected him.
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458. Well, Tom, whose-dentist-
calls-him-Tim.
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459. You may have noticed
that this entire town
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460. has been experiencing
a power outage.
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461. Yep, no lights.
Picked up on that.
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462. Twenty minutes ago,
I tracked an energy pulse
with a similar signature
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463. to the one that caused
that disruption.
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464. Listen, uh, Mister...
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465. Doctor.
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466. Dr. Robotnik.
But my dentist calls me Rob.
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467. Hmm.
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468. Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez.
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469. Um, I'm sure
what you're here for
is very serious,
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470. but it's got nothing
to do with me.
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471. You can ask anyone in town.
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472. Everyone knows me.I bet they do.
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473. I'm sure you're hella popular
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474. with the Jebs and Merles
and Billy Bobs,
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475. in this glorified
gas-station rest stop.
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476. Betcha go way back
to the days of tippin' cows
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477. and playin' in a jug band!
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478. And maybe someday
you'll achieve your goal
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479. of getting a Costco card
or adopting a Labradoodle.
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480. But the reality is,
I surpassed
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481. everything you're
ever going to do...
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482. before I was a toddler.
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483. I was spitting out formulas
while you were
still spitting up formula.
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484. I was breastfed,
actually.
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485. Nice.
Rub that in my orphan face.
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486. Mr. Wachowski,
are you familiar with
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487. US Code 904,
Title 10, Article 104?
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488. Yeah, who isn't—"Anyone...
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489. who attempts to aid an enemy
of the United States
shall suffer death."
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490. And if I'm the one
that catches you,
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491. it'll be even worse.
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492. Worse than death?
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493. Okay, I'm a ball,
a normal ball.
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494. I'm blending in like a ball.
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495. Shh. Stop talking.
No, you stop talking.
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496. Be quiet, Sonic.
You be quiet, Sonic.
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497. Oh, I hope they aren't
scanning me with X-rays.
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498. I had kind of
an embarrassing lunch.
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499. Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
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500. Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
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501. I'm freaking out!
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502. Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?
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503. Compared to what I—
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504. Old pipes. Yeah.
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505. Probably just
the house settling.
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506. Nothing to see here!
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507. Hey!
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508. Here's the thing.
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509. I'm never wrong.
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510. Well, first time
for everything, I guess.
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511. Would you like some cake?
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512. I hear raccoons have
the cleanest mouths
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513. of any animal that
routinely eats garbage.
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514. Look at that.
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515. I was right.
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516. Note the lack of surprise.
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517. Shall we try this again?
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518. I'm going to give you
five seconds
to tell me where it is.
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519. Five...
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520. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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521. Four. Hey, tough guy.
I'm a cop,
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522. and you're
threatening an officer.
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523. How can you threaten somebody
who never existed?
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524. Three...
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525. Come on!
Rack your brain.
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526. You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse
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527. to go on living
in two...
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528. one.
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529. Wait! Don't hurt him!
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530. This feels excessive.
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531. Stay behind me.
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532. Hiya!
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533. Don't worry. I got it
right where I want it!
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534. Can you believe Amazon
is gonna deliver packages
with these things?
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535. This was a horrible plan!
What was I thinking?
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536. I'm gonna puke!
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537. Come on!
We gotta get out of here.
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538. Oh, don't tell me
that's all you got!
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539. I'm just getting started!
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540. Let me know if you want to go
round two with the blue.
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541. Doctor! Are you okay?
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542. I saw a guy race out of here
and thought—
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543. That you should
stop them?
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544. Open your mouth...
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545. and say you thought that you
should stop them.
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546. No, I thought that maybe
I should check
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547. to see if you were okay—
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548. You know what's hard about being
the smartest person
in the world?
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549. Everyone else seems stupid. Stupid, yes! Way to go!
Copy !req
550. You got that one.
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551. Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,
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552. neutralize it,
uncover the source of its power.
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553. And if it resists,
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554. we take it apart...
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555. piece by piece.
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556. See what makes it tick.
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557. Stone? Doctor?
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558. Call Optical Illusions.
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559. Tell them I need new frames.
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560. They know what kind I like.
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561. Oh, and bring that quill.
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562. Yes, Doctor.
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563. All right, pal,
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564. you need to start talking
right now.
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565. Who are you? What are you?
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566. I'm a hedgehog!
I feel like that's obvious.
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567. And I'm in big trouble. Oh, you're in big trouble?
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568. You're not the one who punched
some sort of government
weirdo back there.
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569. You think you have problems?
I lost my rings.
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570. Rings?
What are you talking about?
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571. Okay. Rings are how
all advanced cultures
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572. travel between worlds.
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573. And now mine are
on top of a pointy building
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574. I've only ever seen
on your skintight T-shirt. Hey.
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575. So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,
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576. so I can get back my rings
and use them
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577. to go to the mushroom planet.
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578. Mushroom planet. Yes!
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579. Right.
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580. Okay, pal, out you go.I'm sorry, what?
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581. Look, this is
the worst possible time
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582. for me to get myself
into trouble, okay?
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583. You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.
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584. Now, please, go find your rings.
And your mushroom land.
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585. Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in a hospital bed
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586. and the doctor's gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy
Copy !req
587. was a big success, okay?
So goodbye.
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588. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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589. Why aren't you leaving?I don't know where
San Francisco is.
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590. It's west. West?
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591. Straight shot, can't miss it.
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592. Fine. That's cool.
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593. I'm totally cool
saying goodbye now.
Copy !req
594. So, as I crashed into the cold,
dark water of the Pacific,
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595. I realized a few things.
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596. A, I have no idea
where I'm going.
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597. B, saltwater stings.
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598. C, I shouldn't even be on
this planet right now, but I am.
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599. Why? Because you shot me!
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600. I know.You shot me!
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601. All right, I heard you
the first time.
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602. You don't have to pile it on.
Good grief.
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603. I'm wet. I'm cold.
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604. There's a fish on my head!
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605. And clearly, I'm not gonna
be able to do this on my own.
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606. All right,
get in the truck.
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607. Really? You're gonna help me?
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608. I guess it is a little bit
my fault that all this
is happening to you.
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609. Not a little bit. Entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
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610. Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
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611. Yes.
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612. Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
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613. What am I doing?
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614. All right, there's
gonna be rules on this trip.
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615. Number one, do exactly
as I say all the time.
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616. Got it?Got it, Donut Lord.
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617. Would you stop
with the "Donut Lord"?
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618. I have a name. It's Tom.
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619. I'm Sonic.
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620. Sonic. Sonic.
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621. So you've been
spying on us all for years.
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622. I wouldn't call it "spying."
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623. We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited
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624. and no one knew I was there.
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625. I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.
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626. Yeah. You should call him
Super Observant Carl instead.
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627. Oh, my God,
stop the car right now! What? What?
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628. The World's Largest
Rubberband Ball?
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629. We gotta see it! No. No.
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630. No, this is not some
fun family road trip, okay?
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631. The government wants
to dissect you.
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632. And arrest me. This is serious.
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633. Eh, you're right, it was lame.
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634. Gift shop was cool, though.
I got you a mouse pad.
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635. When are we gonna get there?
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636. We will get there
when we get there.
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637. I'm gonna go check in with Wade,
see if he knows what's going on.
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638. You're gonna see Wade
in that glass thing?
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639. What is it, a teleportation box?
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640. It's a pay phone.
It's mostly for drug dealers
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641. and fugitives from the law,
which is us.
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642. Stay in the car.
I don't want anybody
seeing you.
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643. Fine.
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644. Huh?
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645. Okay, okay.
That is the coolest
place on Earth,
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646. but you have to stay in the car.
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647. Be strong. Be strong.
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648. Hmm.
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649. Hello.
Green Hills Police Department.
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650. Wade, it's me. Hi.
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651. I'm so glad that you called.
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652. Uh, so, some guys came in
asking some questions.
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653. Uh, they're a little creepy.
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654. Kind of reminded me of
the guys from Men in Black,
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655. but not as likable
or charming as Will Smith.
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656. Wait, what kind of questions?
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657. Um, questions about terrorism?
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658. I told them that I've gone
ice fishing with Tom.
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659. He doesn't know how
to make a bomb.
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660. He can't even
make bait in the cold.
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661. All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
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662. Don't tell them
that we talked, okay?
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663. You know, I think
they already know.
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664. Mr. Wachowski.
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665. Tom.
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666. I want you to know
that the only other person
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667. who ever punched me in the face
was the school bully.
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668. He hit me in the cafeteria,
causing a blunt-force contusion
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669. to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.
Copy !req
670. Humiliated me in front of
the entire school!
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671. And do you know
what I did in response?
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672. Uh, I'm assuming
that you reported him
to the principal's office
Copy !req
673. 'cause that kind of behavior
is really unacceptable.
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674. No. I examined
the inefficiency of a world
where brawn trumped brain
Copy !req
675. and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.
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676. The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.
Copy !req
677. And I have never
lost a fight again.
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678. Until today.
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679. Hey, hooray for me then, huh?
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680. No, because you're
about to become
the bully with the straw!
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681. I'm coming for you,
Mr. Wachowski.
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682. And when I catch you, I'll—
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683. Hello.
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684. Hello?
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685. Hello, hello, hello?
Copy !req
686. I think he actually hung up,
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687. because I notice
that the light isn't on.
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688. Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
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689. If you give me a second,
I can get an outside line.
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690. No. Don't be bothered.
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691. You just sit there and be "u"...
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692. 'seless.
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693. No one's gonna
erase my memory here?
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694. I will tell people about this!
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695. Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...
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696. Sonic?
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697. Oh, no.
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698. No, no, no, no, no!
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699. Whoo! Yeah!
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700. Howdy, pardner!
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701. I'm not your partner.
Come on. We're leaving.
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702. But there's a ZZ Top cover band.
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703. You gotta see their beards.
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704. You're gonna have to
catch 'em some other time.
Let's go. Get up!
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705. If we stay, I won't say another
word for the rest of the trip,
Copy !req
706. starting... now.
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707. Welcome to the Piston Pit.
What can I get you fellas?
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708. I want nachos and buffalo wings,
oh, and guac.
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709. Funny word, isn't it?
Guac, guac! Guac.
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710. Hey, no kids
allowed in here.
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711. What's he got on,
some kind of mask?
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712. Oh, he's actually
43 years old and, um,
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713. suffers from
a very rare skin disease
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714. that stunts his growth
and makes him look, uh,
like that.
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715. The face,
I was born with.
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716. The confidence,
I picked up along the way.
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717. Make his a Mello Yello, please. Okay.
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718. You owe me one.I never sat
on a barstool before.
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719. So squishy!
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720. Oh, look at this.
It spins.
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721. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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722. That's nice.I feel sick.
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723. Are you having fun?
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724. Gonna check this off
the ol' bucket list, huh?
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725. Big night for you. What's a bucket list?
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726. A bucket list is, uh...
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727. It's a list of things
you want to do in your life
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728. before you, well,
kick the bucket.
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729. I've never
kicked a bucket, either!
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730. Oh, I gotta make my list.
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731. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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732. Oh, Sonic!
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733. Uh-huh.
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734. What? What's the matter?
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735. There's so much stuff
I've never done.
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736. And now that I'm
leaving Earth forever,
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737. I guess I missed my chance.
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738. Well, I guess
this is the kind of place
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739. you could get a lot of living
done in a short period of time.
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740. I suppose we can spare an hour.
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741. What? You're gonna
bucket-list with me?
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742. Sure, why not? You won't regret this.
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743. Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.
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744. New high score!
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745. Yippee-ki-yay!
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746. Ah-ha!
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747. Wait a second,
is this bull missing a head
Copy !req
748. or does it have two butts?
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749. This is easy.
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750. Okay. Ha-ha! Yeehaw!
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751. I'm a cowboy, baby!
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752. I'm okay.
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753. Whoo!
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754. Whoo! Yeah!
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755. Ha-ha-ha!
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756. Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
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757. Nice work, Romeo.
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758. Glad you're having a good time.
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759. I am having a good time!
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760. I'm having the best time.
I mean, what could go wrong?
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761. Uh...
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762. Can we help you?
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763. We don't like
your kind around here.
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764. Our kind?
What kind is that?
Copy !req
765. Hipsters.
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766. How dare you. Oh, hey. You know what?
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767. We were leaving anyway.
Weren't we?
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768. There's not a problem here.No, no, no, it's okay.
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769. No, no, no,
we're leaving.
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770. I know exactly
how to handle this situation.
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771. Pop quiz, hotshot.
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772. You just picked a fight with
a poorly disguised hedgehog
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773. who's seen way too many
action movies.
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774. What do you do? What do you do?
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775. Huh. Am I crazy?
It's supposed to break, right?
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776. Dink! Dink-dink!
Break, please. Break, please.
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777. Break this bottle, please.
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778. Please, please, please. Uh, Sonic?
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779. Uh-oh!
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780. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Nice going!
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781. Thanks! It's awesome right?
Copy !req
782. All right, who's next?
Who wants some?
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783. Who do I get to beat up?
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784. Hey! Has anybody
seen my waitress?
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785. Still waiting on
those buffalo wings.
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786. Why, you!
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787. Ha-ha-ha!
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788. Uh-oh!
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789. Really?
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790. Olé!
Copy !req
791. So, should we get out of here?Yeah, time to go.
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792. That was amazing!
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793. Wait a second.
Did we even pay our tab?
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794. It doesn't matter!
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795. Watch this, watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
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796. Get 'em! See ya, suckers!
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797. I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.
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798. Come on!
Don't let 'em get away!
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799. Oh, yes! Yeah!
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800. Yes! Ouch!
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801. He got you pretty good.
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802. I'm all right.
I've been hit harder.
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803. Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?
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804. The next person that goes
into that bathroom
will have nothing to wipe with!
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805. The floors were sticky.
The crowd was rough.
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806. And the odds
were against us.
Copy !req
807. But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
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808. Scratch another one
off my list.
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809. You are a weird little dude.
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810. Mmm.
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811. Mmm.
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812. Mmm.
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813. Mmm.
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814. Okay.
Copy !req
815. So what are we gonna do now?
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816. I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
I think you should too.
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817. But this is my
last night on Earth.
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818. I want to soak up
every last second.
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819. All right, well, anything you
can find to do in this room,
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820. you knock yourself out.
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821. Good times.
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822. Oh, come on.
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823. That's awful.
What did you eat?
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824. I think it's called a chili dog?
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825. You might want to check
your fur on that one, buddy.
Copy !req
826. Hey. So, what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?
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827. It's no Earth,
I can tell you that.
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828. There's no people,
just breathable air
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829. and giant mushrooms and stuff.
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830. Well, look at it this way.
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831. At least you won't be
the only "fun-guy."
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832. No. Don't ever do that again.
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833. I liked it.
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834. I'm really gonna
miss this place.
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835. I know I have to
leave Earth to be safe,
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836. but what if
Longclaw was wrong?
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837. Maybe I could have a life here.
Copy !req
838. All right.
We should get some sleep.
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839. You sleep.
Don't worry about me.
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840. I'm gonna stay up all night
enjoying Earth while I can.
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841. Sure, kid.
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842. As long as we're
on the road by 8:00.
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843. I ate a chili dog.
That's why my farts smell.
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844. Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism.
Copy !req
845. Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.
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846. Any information regarding his whereabouts
Copy !req
847. should be reported to local authorities immediately.
Copy !req
848. Did he say where he was going?
Copy !req
849. Maybe. Maybe not.
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850. Like I'd ever tell you.
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851. Stand down, Agent Stone.
Copy !req
852. This well-meaning citizen
obviously doesn't understand
the urgency of the matter.
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853. Really?
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854. Now that's
what I call good cop, bad cop.
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855. Hoy!
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856. Left yourself open.
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857. Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,
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858. the approximate
speed of their vehicle,
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859. and local weather conditions...
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860. They should be...
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861. right about...
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862. here.
Copy !req
863. That's brilliant, sir. Thanks...
Copy !req
864. for nothing.
Copy !req
865. So, what's on your bucket list? Who, me?
Copy !req
866. Yeah. Everyone has
a bucket list, right?
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867. Sure, but...
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868. I mean, you're the one
leaving Earth, and...
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869. I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.
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870. Don't be so sure.
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871. Your best friend
is a magnet for danger.
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872. Are you anointing yourself
as the bestie?
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873. Mm-hmm.
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874. A little presumptuous, but...
I mean... What, no...
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875. I like you, of course, but,
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876. you know,
we're not best friends.
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877. You tucked me in last night.
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878. Fine, fine, fine.
Best animal friend.
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879. That would be my dog, Ozzy. Okay...
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880. let's drop
this increasingly humiliating
topic of conversation.
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881. Bucket list.
Give it to me!
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882. Okay, there is one thing.
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883. In Green Hills,
I've always felt,
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884. I don't know,
more like a babysitter
than a real cop, you know?
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885. So I want a chance
to prove myself,
under real pressure.
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886. I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.
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887. And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.
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888. What?
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889. Why—
Why is your face doing that?
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890. You're leaving Green Hills?
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891. Okay.
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892. B-B-But why?
Why would you leave Green Hills?
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893. This may be hard
for you to understand,
but Green Hills is a small town.
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894. It's a very small town.
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895. Uh, it's not small.
There are hundreds of people.
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896. That's a small town, dude!
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897. It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.
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898. Please.
I clean out their gutters.
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899. I jump-start their cars
in the winter.
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900. They could call anybody
to do that.
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901. Sure, they can call anybody,
but they don't.
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902. They call you.
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903. Eeny, meeny, miny...
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904. mayhem.
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905. You're not making any sense. Would you calm down?
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906. You come from a great town
with great people
and by my count,
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907. zero bad guys
trying to kill you!
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908. Besides, what could possibly
be more important
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909. than protecting
the people you care about?
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910. Look, I get your poi—Whoa!
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911. Yeah!
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912. You know what?
I was wrong about you.
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913. You're not
the Donut Lord at all.
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914. You're more like the Jerk Lord.
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915. Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?
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916. Sonic!
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917. I was forced from my home.
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918. Your home is perfect,
and you're leaving it.
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919. Why would you do that?
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920. Your body! Oh, no, not again!
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921. Hey! Hold on!
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922. Why? Because I'm gonna do this.
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923. Sonic!
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924. Sonic!
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925. Guess I had a bonus life.
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926. Oh, yeah, baby!
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927. Sonic, one. Big Tank, zero.
I'm sorry.
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928. Did we get that on camera?How are you not dead?
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929. I have no idea.
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930. Do you see me dancing? Yes, I saw you dance.
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931. Is that all you got?
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932. No, but thank you for asking.
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933. Uh-oh. Sonic! Get back in the truck!
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934. You go. I'll catch up.
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935. Ha!
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936. I think that tank
just had a baby.
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937. Incoming!
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938. It's my turn! You just had one. It's mine!
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939. Hey, stop fighting
or I'm taking that thing away!
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940. Yeah, right, Dad.
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941. Where are you going?
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942. Just drive the car.
I'll take care of this.
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943. And if I don't make it,
just ditch me.
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944. You seem good at that.
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945. Hey, everyone! Welcome back to my livestream.
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946. Today we're destroying robots.
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947. Step one.
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948. Yes, we did it!
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949. We did not do it.
Who is this guy?
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950. Ever wonder where
your tax dollars are going?
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951. My turn.
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952. Here, just keep us
going straight.
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953. I put it in cruise control.
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954. I feel just like Vin Diesel.
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955. "It's all about family, Tom."
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956. Quick suggestion.
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957. Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.
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958. Whoa! Where'd you
learn how to drive?
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959. Here. In this truck.
It's happening as we speak.
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960. I can't reach it.
Bring him in closer.
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961. What? Bring it in closer!
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962. Hit the brakes. Oh, you mean this one?
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963. The other brakes!
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964. Ha-ha! Whoo!
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965. Oh!
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966. Give me a big, fat break!
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967. Aw, this one is cute.
Let's keep him.
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968. Aah!
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969. Oh, come on!
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970. How could something
so adorable be so terrible?
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971. You've got car insurance, right?
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972. Buzz off.
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973. That doesn't sound good.
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974. No, beeping is bad.
Get rid of it!I'm trying.
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975. Throw it out the win—
Throw it anywhere!
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976. I can't get it off. All right, I'm pulling over.
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977. Did I get it?Nope.
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978. Here. Hold still.
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979. It's going,
it's going...
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980. It's still here.
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981. Get off me.
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982. Ha-ha! Nailed it!
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983. Sonic!
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984. No, no, no, no, no.
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985. Hey. Come on. You're all right.
Wake up. Wake up.
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986. Did we get 'em?
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987. Oh. No, there they are.
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988. They are real survivors,
those two.
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989. Can we have a moment?
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990. Pin yourself
to the wall.
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991. You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.
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992. Human beings are
unreliable and stupid,
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993. and I care very little
about them.
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994. But my machines are diligent,
relentless.
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995. They're everything to me!
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996. Huh?
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997. Mmm?
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998. Come on, buddy.
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999. You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right.
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1000. Is Maddie here?No, no.
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1001. Not today. Goodbye.It's an emergency!
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1002. Bye-bye. Rachel, stop! Maddie!
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1003. Don't do this.
This is important.
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1004. Oh, my God!
Rachel, let him in.I am calling the police.
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1005. No, I am calling the FBI.
I am calling the CIA.
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1006. Stop. Don't do that.I am calling your mother.
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1007. Okay, got it. Maddie, can we talk?
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1008. Tom, what's going on?
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.
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1009. I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.
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1010. Ditch his phone?Track you?
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1011. Uncle Tommy! Jojo! Hey!
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1012. Now your niece is
an accessory to treason.
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1013. No, she's not. Calm down.
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1014. Calm down?
I will not calm down!
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1015. Enough. Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
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1016. No. Ozzy, please.
Good to see you too.
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1017. Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus.
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1018. What is that, Tom?
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1019. Is that plutonium?
Is it e-mails?
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1020. Yes, it's plutonium.
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1021. Can we please go in
the other room and talk—
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1022. Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it!
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1023. This is why I told you
he was no good.
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1024. I'm not engaging.No, Ozzy, quit it.
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1025. Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
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1026. Oh, catch me, Jojo.
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1027. Oh, thank God.
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1028. Can I get a glass of water?
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1029. I just thought
you might like a latte
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1030. with steamed Austrian goat milk.
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1031. Who do I look like,
an imbecile?
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1032. Of course I want a latte.
I love the way you make them!
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1033. Ready the prototype.
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1034. With this kind of power,
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1035. my machines can finally reach
their full potential.
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1036. He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
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1037. Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?
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1038. I'm a vet, Tom.
I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.
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1039. He's a hedgehog.
Or so he says.
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1040. It talks? Almost constantly.
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1041. Okay.
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1042. Holy... What?
Copy !req
1043. His pulse is super-fast.
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1044. That actually
might be normal for him.
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1045. I don't know.
You gotta help him, Maddie.
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1046. I don't know his physiology.
Copy !req
1047. He doesn't seem
to have any broken bones.
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1048. He's just really banged up.
Copy !req
1049. Oh, look at
his poor little feet.
Copy !req
1050. Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.
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1051. Jojo?
Untie your mother. Jojo!
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1052. Untie Mommy.
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1053. Sweetie. Jojo!
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1054. I have to go to the bathroom.
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1055. He's gonna be okay, right? Uh—
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1056. He'll snap out of this.
He'll wake up soon?
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1057. Oh, smelling salts!
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1058. Don't you have, like,
vet smelling salts,
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1059. like for cats or parakeets
or something?
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1060. No. They don't make
cat smelling salts.
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1061. They should.I have human smelling salts
Copy !req
1062. in my human first aid kit.
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1063. Okay.
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1064. Here we go. Come on, buddy.
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1065. Gotta go fast!
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1066. Whoa. Where am I? What year is it?
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1067. Is The Rock president?
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1068. Whoa, buddy, you're okay.
Calm down.
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1069. Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!
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1070. Hi.
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1071. Tom? Yeah.
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1072. Can I talk to you, please?
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1073. Space hedgehog, stay there.
Try to rest.
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1074. You got it.
I am great at resting.
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1075. I rest faster than anybody.
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1076. Still talking.
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1077. Uh, first of all,
can we take a moment
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1078. to acknowledge how
under control I've been?
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1079. Amazing. Didn't freak out.
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1080. No. Totally calm.
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1081. Thank you. Ahh.
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1082. Second of all...
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1083. What the heck is going on?
Is that thing an alien?
Copy !req
1084. Okay, so, remember
how Crazy Carl is
always going on
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1085. about the blue devil? The blue devil!
Copy !req
1086. That's him? He's real? Yeah.
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1087. What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
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1088. I... kinda sorta...
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1089. shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.
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1090. No, you did not.I didn't mean to.
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1091. This is kinda hard
for me to explain.
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1092. And it's gonna sound
a little bit crazy.
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1093. He has to get to
the Transamerica building,
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1094. and I promised
I'd take him.
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1095. Uh-uh! Aliens?
Copy !req
1096. Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.
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1097. Use this as an opportunity
to leave him.
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1098. No one would judge you.
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1099. So you won't
hurt your feet anymore.
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1100. Really? Uh-huh.
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1101. No one's ever
given me a gift before.
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1102. I gotta check that
off my bucket list.
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1103. All right! Looking good!
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1104. Okay.
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1105. You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?
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1106. Well, that's what you're doing.
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1107. Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as people.
Right?
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1108. I think so too. Yeah.
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1109. I think. Okay.
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1110. I love you.
Did I tell you that
already?
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1111. I don't deserve you.
You know that?
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1112. I know that.
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1113. So, you're supposed to be
Tom's best friend
Copy !req
1114. that he won't shut up about.
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1115. Well, I don't see the appeal.
Copy !req
1116. Stop!
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1117. That is very gross.
Copy !req
1118. Hey. Hey.
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1119. So, my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.
Copy !req
1120. You think your sister would
mind if we borrowed her car?
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1121. You have got to be kidding me!
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1122. She'll be fine. Yeah, let's do that.
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1123. Mm-hmm.
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1124. This is my house!
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1125. Coming through!
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1126. Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn,
and I go around you.
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1127. Sorry! And...
Copy !req
1128. perfect park. What are you, crazy?
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1129. Is there anything
you didn't hit?
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1130. Why did we let the alien drive?
Copy !req
1131. Hey, I got us here.
And please, five stars.
Copy !req
1132. So, this is it?That's it. That's your pyramid.
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1133. Wow, look at that thing!
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1134. What happens now?
Copy !req
1135. Oh. He's... gone. Yep.
Copy !req
1136. No good.
You need a special key
to get to the roof.
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1137. What now?
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1138. Time for me to abuse
the power entrusted to me.
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1139. We got a jumper on the roof.
Gotta get up there fast
Copy !req
1140. or we're gonna have
a human pancake on our hands.
Copy !req
1141. You came all the way
from Montana.
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1142. Yeah. That's how serious it is.
Copy !req
1143. Okay.
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1144. You just saved a life.
Copy !req
1145. How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
Copy !req
1146. Hello?
Anybody there?
Copy !req
1147. Do you have your child
in that bag?
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1148. No.
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1149. I mean, yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.
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1150. It's not your child.
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1151. Relax.
I'm a cop, okay?
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1152. Plus, he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?
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1153. Why would I
like it in here?
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1154. This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.
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1155. Such a kidder.
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1156. Okay.No, I'm scared of the dark!
Copy !req
1157. Is anybody there?
Copy !req
1158. What were you
keeping in this bag?
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1159. A jar of pickled farts?
Copy !req
1160. All right.
What are we looking for?
Copy !req
1161. This.
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1162. Okay.
What happens now?
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1163. Now all I have to do
is think of where I want
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1164. the other end of the ring
to appear, and I throw it.
Copy !req
1165. So that's it?
We did it?
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1166. Yeah. We did it!
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1167. Hey. Sorry we didn't
get to do everything
on your bucket list, pal.
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1168. It's okay.
I did the ones
I needed the most.
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1169. You two are so cute.
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1170. Oh, please. What? We are not.
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1171. No.
We're not cute.
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1172. We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.
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1173. Exactly.
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1174. Really? Yeah.
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1175. And our rules include
expressing heartfelt emotions.
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1176. If you say so.
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1177. Okay, then. All right.
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1178. Um, you gotta go, right? Yeah, I gotta go.
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1179. I gotta go.
We gotta go too.
Copy !req
1180. See— All right, bye-bye.
Copy !req
1181. Just one more thing.
Copy !req
1182. I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
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1183. I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.
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1184. Walking away from
something you care about
Copy !req
1185. has to be painful.
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1186. You're not sure
you really want to go, huh?
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1187. I don't want to go,
but I can't stay.
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1188. As long as I'm here,
I put everyone in danger.
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1189. I can't do that.
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1190. I just want you to know that
these last two days have been
Copy !req
1191. the best two days of my life.
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1192. You know, I never
thought I'd say this,
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1193. but I'm actually
gonna miss you,
you little blue devil.
Copy !req
1194. I'll miss you too,
Donut Lord.
Copy !req
1195. Thank you.
Copy !req
1196. For what?
Copy !req
1197. For saving my life.
Copy !req
1198. Okay. Did someone leave
their "Find My Phone" on?
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1199. Welcome to San Francisco,
Mr. Wachowski.
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1200. Are you enjoying
the clam chowder?
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1201. It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us.
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1202. Unsuccessfully!
Copy !req
1203. Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.
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1204. Yeah,
what are you wearing?
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1205. It's a flight suit,
Copy !req
1206. designed to modulate
my body temperature
and reduce drag.
Copy !req
1207. Yeah, and yet
you still are one.
Copy !req
1208. Ooh-hoo! Good one.
Copy !req
1209. You are catching fire,
Thomas.
Copy !req
1210. Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.
Copy !req
1211. Does she have a name
Copy !req
1212. or should we just call her
"collateral damage"?
Copy !req
1213. Hey, watch your mouth.
Copy !req
1214. Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?
Copy !req
1215. I punched him
in the face.
Copy !req
1216. Oh! He punched him
right in the face!
It was awesome!
Copy !req
1217. The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
Copy !req
1218. Your flying eggs are pretty
impressive, Mr. Eggman,
Copy !req
1219. but let's face it,
you'll never catch me.
Copy !req
1220. Confidence!
Copy !req
1221. A fool's substitute
for intelligence.
Copy !req
1222. That's not good. Uh...
Copy !req
1223. Sonic, I know you got
the super-speed
and everything,
Copy !req
1224. but Maddie and I... Totally defenseless?
Probably gonna get blown up?
Copy !req
1225. Pretty much, yeah.
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1226. Don't worry.
I know exactly what to do.
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1227. I was not expecting that.
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1228. But I was expecting
not to expect something,
so it doesn't count.
Copy !req
1229. Pew, pew-pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew!
Copy !req
1230. Oh!
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1231. Come on!
Copy !req
1232. Come on, come on, come on.
Copy !req
1233. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
Copy !req
1234. Oh! Hi, Tom.
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1235. Glad you're here.
Could use some help.
Copy !req
1236. Old Bessie's
about to give birth.
Copy !req
1237. Give me a minute.
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1238. Aah.
Copy !req
1239. Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?
Copy !req
1240. Don't run.
Copy !req
1241. It'll only hurt more if you do.
Copy !req
1242. And it's bad for your joints.
They've proved it.
Copy !req
1243. All right, Eggman.
You wanna get fast?
Copy !req
1244. Let's get fast.
Copy !req
1245. The hard way it is.
Copy !req
1246. That was an illegal left,
by the way.
Copy !req
1247. So, here we are again.
Copy !req
1248. We've been through
so much together.
Copy !req
1249. Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor
Copy !req
1250. chasing a supersonic
blue hedgehog.
Copy !req
1251. Want to know how it ends?
Yeah, me too.
Copy !req
1252. How is this possible?
Copy !req
1253. No one's ever
caught up to me before.
Copy !req
1254. Coming through!
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1255. Sacrebleu!
Copy !req
1256. Excusez-moi, monsieur!
Copy !req
1257. Here we go.
Room to open it up.
Copy !req
1258. I can't lose him!
Copy !req
1259. If you can't beat 'em,
blind 'em.
Copy !req
1260. Lost visual contact.
Copy !req
1261. You're not allowed up there!
It's one of the Seven Wonders!
Copy !req
1262. Get out of here!
Copy !req
1263. You're an astonishing
little creature.
Copy !req
1264. It'll be fun to take you
back to the lab
Copy !req
1265. for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.
Copy !req
1266. Any last words?
Copy !req
1267. Guac. I like that word.
Copy !req
1268. I don't have to tell you how
many scientific breakthroughs
Copy !req
1269. have been made possible
by animal testing.
Copy !req
1270. You're being very selfish.
Copy !req
1271. Going my way?
Copy !req
1272. What the—
Copy !req
1273. Who the hell
do you think you are?
Copy !req
1274. I'm the Donut Lord,
you son of a—
Copy !req
1275. Autopilot, adjust.
Copy !req
1276. Why?
Copy !req
1277. Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?
Copy !req
1278. That's why I don't have friends.
Copy !req
1279. Next thing you know,
you're somebody's best man.
Copy !req
1280. They want to have
the wedding out of town.
Copy !req
1281. Like nobody has anything
better to do!
Copy !req
1282. Anyway, where were we?
Copy !req
1283. Oh, yes.
You were about to die.
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1284. That's our sheriff
you're messing with.
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1285. And our blue devil...
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1286. who as everyone can see
is a very real creature,
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1287. and not at all invented by me.
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1288. Oh, careful. Just— Just put it away.
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1289. Tom?
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1290. I don't mean
to be indelicate here,
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1291. but someone should get some ice,
keep the body fresh.
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1292. He's just a silly little alien.
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1293. He didn't belong here!
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1294. That little alien
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1295. knew more about being human
than you ever will.
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1296. His name was Sonic.
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1297. This was his home.
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1298. And he was my friend.
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1299. He's all yours.
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1300. Everyone, get back!
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1301. I think you have something
that belongs to me.
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1302. Whoa.
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1303. This is my power.
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1304. And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.
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1305. I'm using it
to protect my friends.
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1306. Ooh! Now you've done it!
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1307. Guess what, Eggman?
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1308. I'm not leaving Earth. You are.
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1309. Donut Lord?
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1310. I told you, you got this. Hey, we got this.
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1311. I think these belong to you. Thank you very much.
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1312. No more pushing people
off of buildings.
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1313. You know
I can't promise that.
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1314. You did pretty good, space hog. Thanks, Donut Lord.
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1315. You're gonna have to explain
this "Donut Lord" thing.
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1316. Nope, sorry. That's for me
and the little guy. Right?
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1317. We got our thing, you got
your thing with your... sister. Oh, my God, my sister.
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1318. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
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1319. Jojo, put on my Fitbit...
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1320. so I can at least
get some steps.
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1321. We can never go back there.
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1322. I mean, are we?
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1323. 'Cause it kind of feels like
we're home right now.
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1324. Really?
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1325. I kind of feel like
I checked the "save a life" box
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1326. off my bucket list.
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1327. Now all I want to do
is spend my life
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1328. with the people
I care about.
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1329. I want to check that box.
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1330. Okay, I like that.
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1331. All right, everybody.
Nothing to see here.
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1332. Let's disperse.
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1333. Just another ordinary day
in Green Hills.
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1334. Carl,
I'll take that chain saw.
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1335. Come on. Let's go!
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1336. You act like
you've never seen a fight
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1337. between
an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.
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1338. You got enough there?
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1339. Yes, Mr. Manager. Need any more?
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1340. You get that away.
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1341. Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
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1342. Yes?
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1343. A token of appreciation
from your government,
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1344. for keeping quiet
about recent incidents,
which never occurred.
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1345. Wow!
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1346. Wonder what it is.Money to fix the house?
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1347. Letter from the President? You'll see.
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1348. Okay.
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1349. Olive Garden. Hmm, yeah.
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1350. The way you said "You'll see"
made me think
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1351. it was something better
than the things we said.
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1352. Have you tried their
Never Ending Pasta Bowl?
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1353. It never ends.
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1354. That sounds... fancy.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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1355. Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
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1356. Oh, hey. I guess
we can close the file
on that Robotnik guy, huh?
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1357. Just disappeared.
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1358. I'm sorry,
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1359. but no such person exists
or ever has existed.
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1360. I wish that were true.
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1361. You haven't by any chance
been in contact
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1362. with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?
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1363. Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.
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1364. Very casual.
Brunch, perhaps.
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1365. Oh, you mean
the little blue guy.
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1366. Mmm.No.
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1367. No, nothing. No.Mm-mmm.
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1368. Doubt we'll ever
hear from him again.Mm-mmm.
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1369. Very well.
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1370. Okay.
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1371. Thank you. Great.
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1372. Mmm.
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1373. Yep.
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1374. To be honest, I'm pretty
pumped about the pasta bowl.
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1375. So, do you guys wanna
watch a movie or what?
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1376. Sorry, buddy,
it's a school night.
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1377. It's time for you
to go back to your cave.
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1378. What?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
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1379. You know how you get
when you're tired. Come on.
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1380. Me? I'm not like anything.
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1381. You guys are so uncool. Yeah, yeah, we know.
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1382. Hey, buddy, where you going?
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1383. You said I have to
go back to my cave.
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1384. We did.
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1385. Oh, my— Are you kidding me?
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1386. I can't believe it.
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1387. How did you—
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1388. It's— It's all here.
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1389. Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the beanbag?
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1390. No way!
How did you even get this?
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1391. And you got it
all the way over—
Oh!
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1392. I love it, I love it,
I love it, I love it!
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1393. Well, welcome home.
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1394. Thank you, so much.
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1395. Oh, no, you don't.
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1396. No second-best animal friends allowed in my room.
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1397. Wait. What are you doing?
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1398. Stay away from me.
Stop it!
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1399. I'm warning you.
I've got nunchucks!
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1400. Hey, stop.
Okay, you can stay.
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1401. My grasp on sanity remains...
absolute.
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1402. Isn't that right,
Agent Stone?
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1403. Why don't you get a head start?
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1404. Do some rock-connaissance.
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1405. Rock-connaissance!
Come on! That's hilarious!
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1406. What's the matter with you?
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1407. Here's the "sitch."
Uninhabited planet.
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1408. No resources, no supplies,
no apparent way home.
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1409. A lesser man would die here.
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1410. I'll be home by Christmas.
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1411. Rock-connaissance!
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1412. Come on! Cheer up!
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1413. If these readings are accurate,
he's here.
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1414. I found him.
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1415. I just hope I'm not too late.
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