1. Doctor's log.Copy !req
2. It's day 243 in this...Copy !req
3. portobello purgatory.Copy !req
4. My only companion is a rock I named Stone.Copy !req
5. The question is,
for whom am I narrating this?Copy !req
6. It seems I've become a featured player
in the theater of the absurd.Copy !req
7. Marooned in deep space
by that wretched blue rodent.Copy !req
8. But it's all good, thanks to a breathable
atmosphere and my supreme intellect,Copy !req
9. sharpened against the only competitor
savvy enough to bring it.Copy !req
10. Chanterelle to d4.Copy !req
11. I've been striving to make fungi
into a functional drink of choice...Copy !req
12. Mushroom coffee.Copy !req
13. with limited...Copy !req
14. limited...Copy !req
15. limited...Copy !req
16. success.Copy !req
17. But today, day 243,Copy !req
18. has brought a new optimism
to my most pressing endeavor—Copy !req
19. planetus exodus to returnicus
and kick blue butticus.Copy !req
20. If my calculations are correct,Copy !req
21. and there's no reason to say "if"
because they always are...Copy !req
22. this quill is going to power
my masterpiece.Copy !req
23. Let's light this candle...Copy !req
24. and see who comes a-knockin'.Copy !req
25. Greetings!Copy !req
26. Klaatu barada nikto.Copy !req
27. Agent Stone? Now!Copy !req
28. Thank you, Stone.Copy !req
29. It's time to say goodbye
to this piece-of-shiitake planet!Copy !req
30. Where did you get that?Copy !req
31. From a little blue menace
on the planet called Earth.Copy !req
32. I'd be happy to show you the way.Copy !req
33. They're still on us.Copy !req
34. This'll slow 'em down.Copy !req
35. Watch out. Excuse me.
Pardon me. Coming through.Copy !req
36. Good evening, gentlemen. Mind if I drive?Copy !req
37. Better buckle up.Copy !req
38. How we doing back there?Copy !req
39. And now this way.Copy !req
40. I'm sorry. I don't speak duct tape.Copy !req
41. - What the heck are you?
- Fear not, citizen.Copy !req
42. I am the hero you need
and the hero you deserve.Copy !req
43. The blue dawn that banishes the darkest—Copy !req
44. Holy crap!Copy !req
45. Don't worry. Nobody's gonna get hurt.Copy !req
46. - What are those?
- Bombs. Bombs.Copy !req
47. They're bombs! Those are bombs!Copy !req
48. Relax. They're not even lit.Copy !req
49. So I'll say again, nobody's gonna get—Copy !req
50. I was wrong! We're all gonna die!Copy !req
51. Why aren't you slowing down?Copy !req
52. That would require brakes.Copy !req
53. It's hot. Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
54. Why don't you just let
the police handle this?Copy !req
55. Because that's not what heroes do.Copy !req
56. Thank you very much.
Please hold your applause.Copy !req
57. Do you hear that? There's one bomb left.Copy !req
58. Uh-oh.Copy !req
59. - Did you check under the seat?
- Of course I checked under the seat!Copy !req
60. You are terrible at this!Copy !req
61. You know what? Your negative attitude
is not helping anyone.Copy !req
62. It's in your spiky things!Copy !req
63. I can never find anything in here.Copy !req
64. Drained it from downtown!Copy !req
65. See? I told you nobody would get hurt.Copy !req
66. Holy sherbet!Copy !req
67. Oh, hello.Copy !req
68. Don't panic. This is only a drill.Copy !req
69. - Come here!
- No need to thank me, citizens.Copy !req
70. All in a night's work for...Copy !req
71. Blue Justice!Copy !req
72. You're a terrible hero!Copy !req
73. - Morning, Wade!
- Morning, Sonic!Copy !req
74. Good morning, Green Hills!Copy !req
75. Come on.Copy !req
76. Uh-oh.Copy !req
77. Sonic.Copy !req
78. I miss you, Longclaw.Copy !req
79. I'm trying to make you proud.Copy !req
80. And now for a little shut-eye.Copy !req
81. Ozzy, morning breath!Copy !req
82. Sonic. Are you still in bed?Copy !req
83. You're supposed to meet Tom, remember?Copy !req
84. All right, all right, I'm up! I'm up.Copy !req
85. What a day.Copy !req
86. Thanks for coming out, bud.Copy !req
87. I feel like you and me,
we haven't had much time together lately.Copy !req
88. How's it going over there?
You getting any bites?Copy !req
89. I can't swim! Help!Copy !req
90. If I die, don't look in my closet!Copy !req
91. Hey, hey, you're good.
You're all right. Come on.Copy !req
92. - It's freezing.
- All right, okay. Take it easy.Copy !req
93. You're good. Okay.Copy !req
94. But now that you've had a nap and a bath...Copy !req
95. I went up to your room last night
to bring you some new comics and...Copy !req
96. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there.Copy !req
97. I wouldn't come any closer,Copy !req
98. because this little hedgehog
had way too many chili dogs.Copy !req
99. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
100. I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick!Copy !req
101. Oh, no, here comes another one!Copy !req
102. Go. Now. Save yourself.Copy !req
103. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there.Copy !req
104. I wouldn't come any closer,Copy !req
105. because this little hedgehog
had way too many chili dogs.Copy !req
106. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
107. I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here—Copy !req
108. I knew I should've used real farts.Copy !req
109. - How many times are we gonna do this?
- What?Copy !req
110. Cast your line and not catch anything?
Seems like a billion.Copy !req
111. I think you know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
112. The lying. The sneaking out.Copy !req
113. The pretending to be Batman.Copy !req
114. - Blue Justice, trademark pending.
- Whatever. You're being reckless.Copy !req
115. Not this conversation again.Copy !req
116. Hey. It's no fun for me, either.Copy !req
117. But if you keep being irresponsible,
we're gonna keep having this conversation.Copy !req
118. How is it irresponsible to use my powers?Copy !req
119. Sonic, you destroyed an entire city block!Copy !req
120. That block was already messed up.
Who cares?Copy !req
121. Look, I stopped a robbery. I was a hero.Copy !req
122. No, you put people in danger
and that's not what a hero does.Copy !req
123. You're supposed to be my friend.Copy !req
124. Stop trying to be my dad.Copy !req
125. I can take care of myself.Copy !req
126. Sonic, taking care of yourself
is not what being a hero's all about.Copy !req
127. It's about taking responsibility
for other people.Copy !req
128. And right now, whether you want to hear
this or not, you are still just a kid.Copy !req
129. You got some more growing up to do
before you're ready to be the big hero.Copy !req
130. But trust me when I tell you,Copy !req
131. there will come a time
when your powers will be needed.Copy !req
132. But you don't choose that moment.Copy !req
133. That moment chooses you.Copy !req
134. Look at you.Copy !req
135. Look at that. I just got goose bumps.Copy !req
136. Wait a second.
Did you steal that from Oprah?Copy !req
137. No, sir.
That is a Wachowski family special.Copy !req
138. Came from my dad,
in this very boat, on this very lake.Copy !req
139. He would always try and steer me
in the right direction.Copy !req
140. And that's what Maddie and I
have always tried to do with you.Copy !req
141. So, until your moment arrives,Copy !req
142. I want you to work on
being a little more responsible.Copy !req
143. Comprende?Copy !req
144. Comprende.Copy !req
145. High five on it.Copy !req
146. Yeah! Donut Lord and the Blue Blur
are back at it again!Copy !req
147. Hang on.Copy !req
148. Speedboat!Copy !req
149. Sonic!Copy !req
150. How excited are you,
going to Hawaii with me?Copy !req
151. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
152. Wow.Copy !req
153. Welcome to Sonic Air,
the fastest way to travel.Copy !req
154. Now boarding groups one and two.Copy !req
155. Sonic, this is so fun!Copy !req
156. I'm sorry, ma'am, you're group three.
Please wait your turn.Copy !req
157. - Anyone from groups one and two? Nobody?
- Just let him get it out of his system.Copy !req
158. Okay, then everybody else right this way.Copy !req
159. Thank you.Copy !req
160. And you, sir?Copy !req
161. Terrible shirt detected.Copy !req
162. There we go.Copy !req
163. Okay, you're free to go. Enjoy your trip.
Bye-bye now.Copy !req
164. Okay.Copy !req
165. Bring it in.Copy !req
166. Tom, I'm about to be
hedgehog of the house for the first time.Copy !req
167. I think I'm a little mature
to hug you goodbye.Copy !req
168. Okay, what about a power bump?Copy !req
169. - Power bump?
- Yes, power bump.Copy !req
170. That's more like it.Copy !req
171. - Wachowski!
- Wachowski!Copy !req
172. Okay, use this one to get back home.Copy !req
173. All right, we're off. Be good.Copy !req
174. Yes. You have our number.Copy !req
175. Sorry! Can't hear you! You're traveling
through a cross-dimensional portal!Copy !req
176. - Miss you already!
- Okay?Copy !req
177. Have fun at Rachel's wedding!Copy !req
178. Okay, it's 48 hours until they come back.Copy !req
179. We've got TV channels, streaming channels,
a house full of food and no supervision.Copy !req
180. Let's do this.Copy !req
181. If these readings are accurate, he's here.Copy !req
182. I found him!Copy !req
183. I just hope I'm not too late.Copy !req
184. He's close.Copy !req
185. I just need a way to reach him
without being spotted.Copy !req
186. Standard human transport. Perfect.Copy !req
187. Oh, boy.Copy !req
188. Aloha!Copy !req
189. - How's it going, bud?
- Oh, you know.Copy !req
190. Just a quiet night at home,
settling in with a good book.Copy !req
191. - And you? What's up with you?
- I was just calling to say we're here.Copy !req
192. But now every word out of your mouth
is making me suspicious.Copy !req
193. What?Copy !req
194. You got to relax, buddy.
You're at the Four Seasons Oahu.Copy !req
195. Have a Mai tai.
Enjoy some time with your wife.Copy !req
196. Get sunburned somewhere embarrassing.Copy !req
197. This weekend is about you.Copy !req
198. You know what? You're right.
We power-bumped on it.Copy !req
199. So whatever it is you're doing,Copy !req
200. I'm sure you can undo it
by the time we get home, yeah?Copy !req
201. Exactly! I mean, I am deeply offended
by such accusations!Copy !req
202. So, how's Rachel's fiancé?Copy !req
203. Is he as good-looking in person
as he is in pictures?Copy !req
204. Somehow better-looking.Copy !req
205. Wow! You're about to be
the third best-looking dude in the family.Copy !req
206. But, hey, still on the podium.Copy !req
207. All right,
I better go and introduce myself.Copy !req
208. Stay out of trouble.Copy !req
209. Trouble? Don't worry.
Everything here is completely normal.Copy !req
210. Uh-huh. Night, bud.Copy !req
211. Hey! I was just coming over to say hi.Copy !req
212. You've got a lot of nerve coming up
in here after what you did to my fiancée.Copy !req
213. - Wait. What?
- Totaling her car?Copy !req
214. Leaving her tied to a chair?
I should rip you limb from limb.Copy !req
215. Oh, my God, look at your face!Copy !req
216. Tommy, breathe, baby. Breathe.
I was kidding.Copy !req
217. - Hey, man, I was totally kidding.
- Okay.Copy !req
218. - You were kidding.
- Yeah.Copy !req
219. I'm sorry. Rachel put me up to it.
It was totally her idea.Copy !req
220. That rascal.Copy !req
221. Listen, I don't know if you're aware.
Rachel does not care for you at all.Copy !req
222. I'm aware. Yeah.Copy !req
223. Seriously, bro, you got work to do.Copy !req
224. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
225. Good to see you! Thanks for coming, Tom.Copy !req
226. - Really glad you came.
- Really?Copy !req
227. Great to see you, too. Congratulations.Copy !req
228. I mean, you guys seem
really happy together.Copy !req
229. You know, you're all right,
Thomas Wachowski.Copy !req
230. - Can we bury the hatchet?
- I'd love that.Copy !req
231. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
232. - All right, bring it in!
- All right! Great.Copy !req
233. And if you screw up my wedding,
I will end you.Copy !req
234. All right, Ozzy,
it's movie night at Casa de Sonic,Copy !req
235. and it's your turn to pick.Copy !req
236. But I am not watching Snow Dogs again.Copy !req
237. That movie is the worst!Copy !req
238. Blackout!Copy !req
239. Ozzy.Copy !req
240. Sorry, buddy. Everything's okay.Copy !req
241. Excuse me. We did not order a poltergeist.Copy !req
242. If this is the pizza guy,
this is really unprofessional.Copy !req
243. Eggman?Copy !req
244. Hello, hedgehog.Copy !req
245. Did you miss me?Copy !req
246. I don't know how you got back,
but you made a big mistake coming here.Copy !req
247. Au contraire, Mon frère.Copy !req
248. The mistake was thinking you'd won.Copy !req
249. But that was just a prelude,
an hors d'oeuvre,Copy !req
250. an aperitif, an amuse-bouche.Copy !req
251. I get it.Copy !req
252. I don't think you do.Copy !req
253. But you're about to.Copy !req
254. And so will that idiot sheriff
and his wife.Copy !req
255. And your little dog too!Copy !req
256. Pitiful.Copy !req
257. What? Who are you?Copy !req
258. Where are my manners?Copy !req
259. Sonic, meet Knuckles.Copy !req
260. My new BFFAE.Copy !req
261. Bestest friend forever and ever!Copy !req
262. Look, Robotnik, I don't care
who you brought to help you.Copy !req
263. You're never going to get my power.Copy !req
264. Do I look like I need your power?Copy !req
265. So nice when diabolical evil
lives up to the hype.Copy !req
266. Where is it?Copy !req
267. You want it? Here it comes.Copy !req
268. I was expecting more of you.
You're unskilled.Copy !req
269. Untrained.Copy !req
270. And unworthy!Copy !req
271. You forgot one. Unstoppable.Copy !req
272. It is my destiny
to do what my ancestors could not—Copy !req
273. to restore the ultimate power
to the home of my people.Copy !req
274. Ultimate power?
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
275. You've got the wrong guy.Copy !req
276. Ultimate power?Copy !req
277. Now you're speaking my language.Copy !req
278. Don't play dumb with me,
apprentice of Longclaw.Copy !req
279. You knew Longclaw?Copy !req
280. Longclaw and her people were
the sworn enemy of my tribe, the Echidna.Copy !req
281. We fought and died at their hands,
and now you will die at mine.Copy !req
282. Come on. Get in! I'm on your side.Copy !req
283. I'm sorry. Who are you?Copy !req
284. You know what? It doesn't matter.Copy !req
285. Get us out of here! Go, go, go!Copy !req
286. He's gone rabid!Copy !req
287. Gross! Is he licking it?Copy !req
288. See ya!Copy !req
289. Make sure to get your shots, Eggman!Copy !req
290. Wow. Okay. Let me just say
it is an honor to finally meet you, Sonic.Copy !req
291. Is it okay if I call you Sonic?Copy !req
292. Everyone calls me Tails.
You're probably wondering why.Copy !req
293. Let me guess. Because of the extra tail?Copy !req
294. That's right!
I should've known you'd get that.Copy !req
295. Cool. Also, what is going on?
Robotnik's back?Copy !req
296. And who is
Clifford the Big Red Rage Monster?Copy !req
297. That's Knuckles, the last of the EchidnasCopy !req
298. and the most dangerous warrior
in the galaxy.Copy !req
299. He's obsessed with finding
the Master Emerald.Copy !req
300. Are you serious? The Master Emerald?Copy !req
301. That's just a bedtime story.Copy !req
302. Well, he believes it's real.Copy !req
303. And he must think
you're the key to finding it.Copy !req
304. Red light! Give me the wheel!Copy !req
305. - Hey, what are you—
- Move your foot.Copy !req
306. I think we lost him.Copy !req
307. We did not lose him.
We definitely did not lose him!Copy !req
308. I've got an idea. Do you trust me?Copy !req
309. Of course not! I literally just met you!Copy !req
310. - Just let me— Come on!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
311. We're flying.Copy !req
312. Did your butt just turn into a helicopter?Copy !req
313. A butt-copter!Copy !req
314. Only Sonic the Hedgehog
could come up with something like that.Copy !req
315. Foxy move.Copy !req
316. You want something done right...Copy !req
317. you have to hire someone
you can push around.Copy !req
318. All caps.Copy !req
319. Doctor,Copy !req
320. where are you?Copy !req
321. Freak.Copy !req
322. I'm sorry, folks.Copy !req
323. I have to close early. Everybody out!Copy !req
324. Everybody out.
Thank you for visiting the Mean Bean.Copy !req
325. All right, good night. Good night.Copy !req
326. He's back.Copy !req
327. He's back!Copy !req
328. That's more like it.Copy !req
329. I've been re-hatched!Copy !req
330. So, my massively metacarpaled friend,Copy !req
331. you mentioned...Copy !req
332. ultimate power.Copy !req
333. Back at the house?Copy !req
334. The Master Emerald?Copy !req
335. It does not concern you.Copy !req
336. I got you off that planet
and you brought me to the hedgehog.Copy !req
337. We have no more use for each other.Copy !req
338. Well, I hate to be a contrarian, but...Copy !req
339. I think we might.Copy !req
340. You think these machines
are a match for me?Copy !req
341. I will shatter them
like the bones from a fallen—Copy !req
342. They are stairs.Copy !req
343. You see, Earth is my turf, G.Copy !req
344. If you don't know how to floss,
you'll be lost without me.Copy !req
345. I understand nothing
of what you just said.Copy !req
346. I help you retrieve the Emerald,
and you use it to...Copy !req
347. destroy the hedgehog!Copy !req
348. You're suggesting an alliance.Copy !req
349. Around here we simply
grip each other's hands tightly.Copy !req
350. You truculent space bumpkin!Copy !req
351. You've crushed my favorite hand!Copy !req
352. Really? My hand is uninjured.Copy !req
353. But I'm now convinced of your commitment.Copy !req
354. "Oh, goody,"Copy !req
355. he exclaimed,
while he reset two of his knuckles.Copy !req
356. I'm...Copy !req
357. delighted to be on the same team.Copy !req
358. Road trip!Copy !req
359. I'll let you stick your nose
out the window.Copy !req
360. Sonic, where are we?Copy !req
361. Welcome to the Wade Cave.Copy !req
362. Which is something
I hope to someday say to a woman.Copy !req
363. A woman who's not my mom.Copy !req
364. Wade, focus.Copy !req
365. We need to figure out why Knuckles thinks
I'm the key to finding the Master Emerald.Copy !req
366. And why did he mention Longclaw?Copy !req
367. There must be a connection.Copy !req
368. Wait a minute. There is.Copy !req
369. Look. There's an emerald symbol
on the map Longclaw gave me.Copy !req
370. I never knew what it meant before.Copy !req
371. Something's happening.Copy !req
372. Longclaw?Copy !req
373. Hello, Sonic.Copy !req
374. If you're watching this,
then something has happened to me.Copy !req
375. And I pray
you've made it to Earth unharmed.Copy !req
376. This world has been chosen
for a very important reason.Copy !req
377. It's the secret location
of the Master Emerald.Copy !req
378. The Emerald has the power
to turn thoughts into reality.Copy !req
379. Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
from Ghostbusters.Copy !req
380. In the wrong hands it could threaten
all life in the universe.Copy !req
381. Protecting the Emerald was my sacred duty.Copy !req
382. And now I must pass
that responsibility to you.Copy !req
383. This is my moment.Copy !req
384. Follow the map, find the Emerald,
and keep it safe.Copy !req
385. My dear Sonic,Copy !req
386. you have a heart
like no creature I've ever known.Copy !req
387. I love you so much.Copy !req
388. Goodbye.Copy !req
389. No, no, wait.Copy !req
390. I won't let you down, Longclaw.Copy !req
391. So is that your dad?Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. No?Copy !req
394. According to this map,
the first clue is in Siberia.Copy !req
395. It's a compass
that will lead to the Emerald.Copy !req
396. And with Knuckles already here,
it's a race.Copy !req
397. Knuckles?Copy !req
398. I knew a kid in middle school
named Knuckles.Copy !req
399. Could fit his whole fist in his mouth.Copy !req
400. If this is the same Knuckles,
we are screwed.Copy !req
401. This Knuckles, that Knuckles.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
402. We're gonna get there first.Copy !req
403. What do you mean, "we"?Copy !req
404. You're coming with me.Copy !req
405. No, no, no.Copy !req
406. I just came here to warn you.
I'm not a field guy.Copy !req
407. Don't worry. I got your back.
I won't let anything happen to you.Copy !req
408. It's a power bump.
On Earth, it means an unbreakable promise.Copy !req
409. Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
410. Doctor. It's really you.Copy !req
411. You look different.Copy !req
412. Papa's got a brand new 'stache.Copy !req
413. I knew it. I knew it!
I knew you'd come back, sir.Copy !req
414. I never stopped steaming
your Austrian goat's milk.Copy !req
415. Could use some mushroom.Copy !req
416. You brought something.Copy !req
417. Some kind of space porcupine.Copy !req
418. Porcupine? I am an Echidna!Copy !req
419. Trained since birth
in all forms of lethal combat,Copy !req
420. destined to restore honor to my tribe,Copy !req
421. and willing to destroy
anything that gets in my way.Copy !req
422. Welcome to the team.Copy !req
423. That means he trusts you, Stone.Copy !req
424. Now let's renovate this dump!Copy !req
425. Latte with steamed Austrian goat milk!Copy !req
426. Good one. Solid.Copy !req
427. - Sorry, fellas.
- That's game!Copy !req
428. That's how we do!Copy !req
429. - But are they good at math?
- Teamwork makes the dream work!Copy !req
430. Sorry about that, Big Tom.Copy !req
431. - Are you good?
- All good. Fine.Copy !req
432. Thanks for inviting me out to hang
with you and your groomsmen.Copy !req
433. Good quality bonding.Copy !req
434. You know, bro,Copy !req
435. those guys right there,
they're way more than my groomsmen.Copy !req
436. That's my squad.Copy !req
437. Never would've made it through life
without 'em.Copy !req
438. Get over here!Copy !req
439. Yeah, I'm coming!Copy !req
440. - I'll catch you later.
- Hey. Yeah!Copy !req
441. Let me know if you're ready
for some power yoga.Copy !req
442. - You bet.
- Come on, Tommy boy. Let's go.Copy !req
443. Don't make me.Copy !req
444. What am I doing?Copy !req
445. Hey, Uncle Tommy!Copy !req
446. Hey, girls!Copy !req
447. - How you do— Are those the wedding rings?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
448. May I?Copy !req
449. This little ring bearer
has been taking her job very seriously.Copy !req
450. - She's been practicing all morning.
- I can see that.Copy !req
451. How very responsible of you.Copy !req
452. Except aren't there supposed
to be two wedding rings?Copy !req
453. Uh-oh.Copy !req
454. - Uncle Tommy?
- Hang on. What's going on here?Copy !req
455. You're gonna do great, kiddo.Copy !req
456. Bye.Copy !req
457. - Hey, baby.
- Hi.Copy !req
458. That's right! Groom in the building!Copy !req
459. Look at those guys.Copy !req
460. I wish Sonic had that.Copy !req
461. - Muscles?
- Control yourself.Copy !req
462. No. Buddies. Wingmen. A squad.Copy !req
463. Sonic doesn't have anything like that.
He's flying solo.Copy !req
464. Baby, you got to relax.Copy !req
465. You're at the Four Seasons.Copy !req
466. Have a Mai tai.
Spend some time with your wife.Copy !req
467. That's what he said.
Seriously, his exact words.Copy !req
468. See? He's a smart kid. He'll find his way.Copy !req
469. I absolutely cannot find my way.Copy !req
470. We are completely, totally,
unequivocally lost.Copy !req
471. Sonic, in this weather,Copy !req
472. there's no way we're gonna get
any readings on this thing!Copy !req
473. - Should we go back?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
474. There's a light up ahead.
Maybe we can take shelter in there.Copy !req
475. Perfect.Copy !req
476. Are you sure about this?
We don't know who's inside.Copy !req
477. Don't worry.
On Earth, people are very welcoming,Copy !req
478. and love taking complete strangers
into their homes.Copy !req
479. Run.Copy !req
480. Table for two, please!Copy !req
481. What would you like to order?Copy !req
482. Two beef stews, please.Copy !req
483. - Where'd you get all these cool gadgets?
- I invented 'em.Copy !req
484. That's kinda my thing.Copy !req
485. In fact,
my inventions are how I discovered you.Copy !req
486. Remember that night at the baseball field?Copy !req
487. Your energy blast reached all the way
to my home planet.Copy !req
488. I saw you save your whole village
from that crazy mustache guy.Copy !req
489. Wait, so you've been watching me
this whole time?Copy !req
490. Even in the shower?Copy !req
491. That's a trick question.Copy !req
492. Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths.Copy !req
493. Man, you're good!Copy !req
494. When I learned Knuckles was on your trail,Copy !req
495. I knew I couldn't just sit back
and watch anymore.Copy !req
496. I had to come warn you.Copy !req
497. What? Hang on one sec.Copy !req
498. Donut Lord is checking in.Copy !req
499. "Just chilling. Watching TV."Copy !req
500. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
501. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
502. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
503. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
504. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
505. Doctor,Copy !req
506. why are we working with this imbecile?Copy !req
507. Because that simpleminded space trash
is the key to something extraordinary.Copy !req
508. Something to help you get revenge
on the hedgehog.Copy !req
509. Think bigger, Stone.Copy !req
510. The emerald he seeks
could power my wildest designs.Copy !req
511. My genius wouldn't just be recognized
on Earth.Copy !req
512. It would spread virally
to every corner of the galaxy,Copy !req
513. allowing me to harness
all the negative forces of the universeCopy !req
514. and commune with Darkness itself.Copy !req
515. Wow. That sounds big.Copy !req
516. It's been on my vision board for years.
It's the Law of Attraction.Copy !req
517. Didn't you see The Secret?Copy !req
518. Kaplooey!Copy !req
519. Kaplooey.Copy !req
520. "Another boring night at home."Copy !req
521. The hedgehog has returned home!Copy !req
522. Falsa. Which is Latin for "wrong-o."Copy !req
523. According to my worldwide network
cell tower triangulation, he's lying,Copy !req
524. all the wayCopy !req
525. from the majestic hinterlands
of Eastern Siberia.Copy !req
526. He's a long-distance liar!Copy !req
527. Yeah, there's more where that came from.Copy !req
528. Tiny magic hedgehog destroyed.Copy !req
529. Now let's begin our quest.Copy !req
530. Wait.Copy !req
531. What about your minion? The goat milker.Copy !req
532. There's no room on the ship for Stone.Copy !req
533. I say we ditch him,
ghost him, blow him off.Copy !req
534. Dishonor!Copy !req
535. "Dis" is how I roll.Copy !req
536. I'm sorry, but I asked for the beef stew.Copy !req
537. Your breath smells like goat poop.Copy !req
538. What did you say?Copy !req
539. What's going on?Copy !req
540. Maybe they think it's my birthday?Copy !req
541. Don't worry, I'll take care of this.
Okay, everybody, take it easy.Copy !req
542. I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanationCopy !req
543. for whatever my friend said or did.Copy !req
544. Stand back.Copy !req
545. I just farted.Copy !req
546. Meow?Copy !req
547. Throw these monsters in the fire!Copy !req
548. Oh, no, no. Come on, guys.
Take it easy. Let's talk this through.Copy !req
549. Let's talk this through!Copy !req
550. Come on, come on.
Scanning Siberian customs.Copy !req
551. - There's got to be something in here.
- Tails, whatever you're doing, do it fast.Copy !req
552. I think I got it!Copy !req
553. Pivonka! Pivonka!Copy !req
554. Pivonka!Copy !req
555. Da.Copy !req
556. Pivonka!Copy !req
557. Tails, what's a "pivonka"?Copy !req
558. It's a Siberian custom
to resolve disputes.Copy !req
559. If we win, they let us go. If we lose...Copy !req
560. Okay, we have to grab the map
and get out of here. Where's the map?Copy !req
561. Oh, no. I left it on the table! Look!Copy !req
562. What?Copy !req
563. Oh, my God, it's a dance fight.Copy !req
564. Sonic, what do we do?Copy !req
565. We dance and get that map.Copy !req
566. Here we go.Copy !req
567. Okay, now let's do— No, we're gonna go—Copy !req
568. Okay.Copy !req
569. Okay, this is not going well.
Channing Tatum makes it look so easy.Copy !req
570. Wait, Sonic. Look!Copy !req
571. The map! Come on, let's grab it!Copy !req
572. You want?Copy !req
573. Come get.Copy !req
574. Freaks!Copy !req
575. Freaks!Copy !req
576. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
577. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
578. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
579. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
580. What's wrong, Tails? Come on. I need you!Copy !req
581. I can't do this, Sonic.
I'm not brave like you.Copy !req
582. My gadget got us in this mess,
and I lost your map,Copy !req
583. and we're gonna get tossed into a fire!Copy !req
584. New deejay coming in.Copy !req
585. Come on, pal. I got an idea.Copy !req
586. They called us freaks,Copy !req
587. so let's get freaky.Copy !req
588. Just follow my moves. You'll be fine.Copy !req
589. All right! Backup dancers!Copy !req
590. Here we go!Copy !req
591. There's a lot of me up here!Copy !req
592. I love pivonka!Copy !req
593. And big dismount!Copy !req
594. Yeah!Copy !req
595. I'll take that.Copy !req
596. We did it!Copy !req
597. That was amazing! Way to go, Tails.Copy !req
598. Wow. Only Sonic the Hedgehog
could win a dance battle that epic.Copy !req
599. Well, stick with me, pal.Copy !req
600. Earth can be a scary place, but I know
everything about this old pale blue dot.Copy !req
601. Do you really mean that?Copy !req
602. I mean, not everything. But I watch
a lot of Discovery Channel and—Copy !req
603. I meant about me being your pal.Copy !req
604. Of course, buddy.Copy !req
605. Comin' in hot.Copy !req
606. Growing up, I didn't have any friends.Copy !req
607. Everyone in my village
thought my two tails were weird.Copy !req
608. Hey, I know that feeling.Copy !req
609. But then I saw you,
the fastest creature in the galaxy.Copy !req
610. You were weird too. But you were a legend.Copy !req
611. That made me think,
maybe being weird isn't so bad.Copy !req
612. You inspired me to leave my village,Copy !req
613. to find you and help you in your mission.Copy !req
614. I'm really glad you're here, Tails.Copy !req
615. I'm glad I'm here too, Sonic.Copy !req
616. Well, might as well get some sleep.Copy !req
617. This feels like a good place
to spend the night.Copy !req
618. You'll be able to get clear readings
on your gizmo thingCopy !req
619. once the storm is over, so I—Copy !req
620. Night, Tails.Copy !req
621. Tails. Tails. We have a situation.Copy !req
622. Today's forecast calls for
clear, sunny skiesCopy !req
623. and a 100% chance of adventure.Copy !req
624. I pinpointed the coordinates.
It's right up ahead.Copy !req
625. Wow.Copy !req
626. Hey, Tails. Wait up.Copy !req
627. Okay, we got a giant owl door.
Seems encouraging.Copy !req
628. Check this out.Copy !req
629. - Can you translate that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
630. Ages ago, a fearsome group of warriors,Copy !req
631. known as the Echidnas,Copy !req
632. forged the Seven Chaos EmeraldsCopy !req
633. into the most unstoppable weapon
ever created.Copy !req
634. The Master Emerald.Copy !req
635. With it, a single warriorCopy !req
636. could defeat entire armies.Copy !req
637. Believing no one should have such power,Copy !req
638. an order of heroes recovered the EmeraldCopy !req
639. and swore to protect it from evil.Copy !req
640. Sounds like the Owls and the EchidnasCopy !req
641. have been fighting each other
for centuries.Copy !req
642. Like Vin Diesel and The Rock.Copy !req
643. Wait for me.Copy !req
644. Okay, giant owl door, giant owl.
Makes sense.Copy !req
645. Wait a second.
I've seen these symbols before.Copy !req
646. Here we go.Copy !req
647. Well, that did something.Copy !req
648. - The compass!
- This will lead us to the Emerald!Copy !req
649. Hey, you got a little something on your—Copy !req
650. Oh, no. Tails, get back.Copy !req
651. Run!Copy !req
652. That guy again?Copy !req
653. Heads up, my little stalagmites.
Someone call an Uber?Copy !req
654. Hey, thanks for doing all the hard stuff.Copy !req
655. But we'll take it from here.Copy !req
656. Okay, we really gotta talk
about your new look.Copy !req
657. It's like Professor X
meets the Monopoly man.Copy !req
658. And what kind of genius
shows up to Siberia in a convertible?Copy !req
659. The kind of genius
that can turn up the heat...Copy !req
660. with a flick of a switch.Copy !req
661. Good one! I'm sure that wasn't important.Copy !req
662. Tails, that's our exit. Come on.Copy !req
663. Let's split up.Copy !req
664. - You go high, I go low.
- Right.Copy !req
665. Quick little stretch and here we go.Copy !req
666. So you want to play?Copy !req
667. That's new.Copy !req
668. Sonic!Copy !req
669. Snowball fight!Copy !req
670. It's too easy. Come on, challenge me!Copy !req
671. We are talking style and pizzazz.Copy !req
672. Yeah! I make this look good.Copy !req
673. Oh, great. The Winter Soldier.Copy !req
674. For a guy named Knuckles,
you are really bad at punching.Copy !req
675. Surrender the compass!
You are no match for me.Copy !req
676. I've been training for this
my entire life.Copy !req
677. And I had no training at all,
yet here I am ahead of you.Copy !req
678. That's gotta be embarrassing.Copy !req
679. My rings!Copy !req
680. Has anyone ever told you
you've got serious anger issues?Copy !req
681. You mock me with your weak jokes,Copy !req
682. but you know nothing about me, hedgehog.Copy !req
683. Well, I know you Echidnas have a habit of
showing up uninvited and ruining my life.Copy !req
684. Ruining your life? Another bad joke.Copy !req
685. I lost everything because of you.Copy !req
686. My tribe was on the verge
of its greatest victory.Copy !req
687. The last of the Owl warriors
had been located.Copy !req
688. Soon Longclaw's Emerald secrets
would be ours.Copy !req
689. But my father stopped me
from joining the fight.Copy !req
690. He said my moment
to honor our tribe would come,Copy !req
691. but it was not this moment.Copy !req
692. Those were the last words he spoke to me.Copy !req
693. I never saw him again.Copy !req
694. We both lost everything that day.Copy !req
695. - Goodbye, Sonic.
- No!Copy !req
696. Longclaw!Copy !req
697. Sonic! Are you okay?Copy !req
698. Deceiver!Copy !req
699. No, it wasn't a trick.Copy !req
700. Tails, take the compass
and get out of here!Copy !req
701. Yeah!Copy !req
702. Later, haters!Copy !req
703. Tails!Copy !req
704. Tails, come on. Wake up.Copy !req
705. He chose helping the fox
over pursuing the compass.Copy !req
706. Of course he did.
New friend, same pathetic weakness.Copy !req
707. Oh, no. No, no, no.
We're in real trouble here.Copy !req
708. Come on, Tails. I need you to fly us
out of here. Time to wake up.Copy !req
709. See ya, kids. Enjoy the fresh powder.Copy !req
710. Did you...Copy !req
711. These rings signify the—Copy !req
712. Sorry.Copy !req
713. Thought it was on silent.Copy !req
714. These rings—Copy !req
715. So help me, Thomas!Copy !req
716. Okay, sorry.Copy !req
717. Excuse me, this is an emergency.Copy !req
718. Sorry.Copy !req
719. What? This better be important. I just—Copy !req
720. Are you skiing?Copy !req
721. Snowboarding, actually.
But I need your help now.Copy !req
722. Life or death situation this very second.Copy !req
723. I need you to use the ring I gave you
to save me. Like right now.Copy !req
724. Okay, slow down.
I don't even know where you are.Copy !req
725. You just gotta picture
where you want the ring to go.Copy !req
726. So picture this.Copy !req
727. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. Hang on.Copy !req
728. What?Copy !req
729. Did you throw it?Copy !req
730. - Oh, God.
- What? Tell me what "Oh, God."Copy !req
731. I mixed up the rings
when I was teasing Jojo.Copy !req
732. What? Where is it then?Copy !req
733. You don't want to know.Copy !req
734. But I do, Tom.Copy !req
735. I very much want to know,Copy !req
736. before I become
a hedgehog-flavored snow cone.Copy !req
737. Hang tight, buddy. I got this.Copy !req
738. With this ring, Rachel...Copy !req
739. Hey! Hi.Copy !req
740. Everything okay, bud?Copy !req
741. - Not really.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
742. This is gonna sound crazy, but I need
to see that ring for just one second.Copy !req
743. - Have you lost your mind?
- I'm gonna give it right back, I promise.Copy !req
744. - Please, Randall, it's really important.
- No, bro. Go sit down.Copy !req
745. - Give me the ring, please?
- Randall, don't look at him, look at me.Copy !req
746. - One second.
- Put the ring on my finger.Copy !req
747. - No, Randall, listen to me.
- Randall! Look at me. Ring on my finger.Copy !req
748. - Give me the ring! Just one second.
- Put a ring on it!Copy !req
749. Please, love? Okay?Copy !req
750. - With this ring—
- Yes, baby.Copy !req
751. I'm so sorry about this.Copy !req
752. - Snow, my God.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
753. Incoming!Copy !req
754. Anybody hurt?Copy !req
755. - Sonic!
- Hawaii.Copy !req
756. Are you okay?Copy !req
757. What's happening? Are you hurt?Copy !req
758. - No, no, I'm fine.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
759. - Because you're in so much trouble!
- Okay, you calm down.Copy !req
760. You talk.Copy !req
761. Okay, quick version.Copy !req
762. Robotnik is back on Earth
and he's after a magic emerald.Copy !req
763. We need to get it back
or the world is doomed.Copy !req
764. Tails!Copy !req
765. - Wait! All this happened since yesterday?
- Wait. Who's Tails?Copy !req
766. Tails, can you hear me?Copy !req
767. Oh, Lord, there are two of them now.Copy !req
768. Okay, let me think. Tails, come on, buddy.Copy !req
769. Hey!Copy !req
770. Randall, why do all of your friends
have weapons?Copy !req
771. You really should have taken me up
on that brunch, Mr. And Mrs. Wachowski.Copy !req
772. Olive Garden guy?Copy !req
773. It's okay, everyone. We're federal agents.Copy !req
774. You, too, Agent. Go ahead.Copy !req
775. You mean to tell me
that this entire wedding was a setup?Copy !req
776. - Rachel, wait a minute.
- What?Copy !req
777. That's correct, ma'am.Copy !req
778. Every single aspect of Operation Catfish
was a complete fabrication.Copy !req
779. Operation Catfish?Copy !req
780. So is everyone here an agent?Copy !req
781. Are you an agent?Copy !req
782. Son of a...Copy !req
783. Was the florist an agent?
How about the photographer?Copy !req
784. The woman who waxed my...Copy !req
785. at the spa?Copy !req
786. - Is Jojo an agent?
- Rachel.Copy !req
787. - What?
- Rachel, listen to me.Copy !req
788. I'm done listening! I am done listening!Copy !req
789. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.Copy !req
790. I really am. I am so sorry.Copy !req
791. No. Hey, no!Copy !req
792. Let him go! Hey!Copy !req
793. Sonic, hang on.Copy !req
794. - Take it easy. It's not worth it.
- Tom!Copy !req
795. Sonic is not a threat. He's on our side.Copy !req
796. He's an uncontrolled extraterrestrial.Copy !req
797. And your days of aiding
and abetting him are over.Copy !req
798. Secure them in the hotel
until the chopper arrives.Copy !req
799. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
800. Hold on, Major A-hole!Copy !req
801. This is still my day,Copy !req
802. and someone is gonna explain to me
what the hell is going on here!Copy !req
803. After the events in San Francisco,
a global task force was created,Copy !req
804. devoted to protecting our planet
from alien threats.Copy !req
805. That day,
Guardian Units of Nations was born.Copy !req
806. - G-U-N. Seriously?
- GUN, yeah.Copy !req
807. Look, what about protecting our planet
from Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
808. Robotnik is dead.Copy !req
809. You're wrong. He's back.Copy !req
810. And you just hauled away the only ones
who could stop him.Copy !req
811. Sounds like Robotnik
might be back in play.Copy !req
812. If he is, I want him found immediately.Copy !req
813. And cancel my five o'clock
at the Olive Garden.Copy !req
814. - Aunt Maddie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
815. Sonic and his friend dropped this.Copy !req
816. I have an idea.Copy !req
817. And I want to have a word with my fiancé.Copy !req
818. And that word is "murder."Copy !req
819. Hey, come on.
You can't just leave us in here.Copy !req
820. My friend is hurt!
He needs a doctor, a vet, anyone!Copy !req
821. Tails, you got to wake up, buddy.
Please wake up.Copy !req
822. All clear.Copy !req
823. All right. Game plan.Copy !req
824. I get inside the hotel and find
where they're hiding Tom and Sonic.Copy !req
825. Then I find Randall, right?Copy !req
826. And then I squeeze the breathCopy !req
827. from his lying, deceitful,
perfectly manscaped body!Copy !req
828. I'm going through a lot right now.Copy !req
829. - So let me process this my own way, okay?
- Sure, sure.Copy !req
830. - No judgment.
- Should've brought a journal.Copy !req
831. Okay—Copy !req
832. Okay. Is this meant to be a weapon?
This is adorable.Copy !req
833. Take that, Randall!Copy !req
834. Run, Randall!Copy !req
835. All right.Copy !req
836. - We're about to find out.
- All right!Copy !req
837. Let's go kick some booty.Copy !req
838. Rachel! No. Rachel!Copy !req
839. In a minute.Copy !req
840. Stop right there!Copy !req
841. Get the bag.Copy !req
842. He's gonna come back down, right?Copy !req
843. I don't know.Copy !req
844. Good luck!Copy !req
845. Look. Tom and Sonic have to be inside.Copy !req
846. I got a fiancé to vaporize.Copy !req
847. - Watch your back, sis.
- Okay.Copy !req
848. Randall!Copy !req
849. We got her. Move in.Copy !req
850. Okay.Copy !req
851. I did not mean to do that!Copy !req
852. Something bothering you, Agent?Copy !req
853. I just feel a little guilty
about what I did to Rachel, sir.Copy !req
854. Don't worry about it.
We'll send her a gift card.Copy !req
855. Now, I propose a toast.Copy !req
856. To a perfectly executed operation.Copy !req
857. Sir, we're under attack.Copy !req
858. Randall, wifey's home!Copy !req
859. Oh, my God. Rachel.Copy !req
860. What a woman.Copy !req
861. You no-good,Copy !req
862. lowdown, dirty, lying—Copy !req
863. Rachel, just listen to me.Copy !req
864. What kind of twisted sicko
tricks someone into a fake wedding?Copy !req
865. Party's over, Bridezilla.
Stop right there.Copy !req
866. You son of a—Copy !req
867. - Have it your way.
- No!Copy !req
868. No!Copy !req
869. Very disappointing, Agent Handel.Copy !req
870. - Is that supposed to be a weapon?
- I don't know, but we gonna find out.Copy !req
871. Haven't you caused enough trouble
for one day?Copy !req
872. I haven't even begun causing trouble.Copy !req
873. Hell hath no fury like a bride scorned.Copy !req
874. Looks like it's real, huh?Copy !req
875. No. Right.Copy !req
876. Be honest. How bad is it?Copy !req
877. Not bad at all.
You got Tased. You'll be fine.Copy !req
878. - I'm so cold.
- You landed on our ice sculpture.Copy !req
879. Get up.Copy !req
880. Just tell me the truth, for once.Copy !req
881. Is there anything about you
or about us that was real?Copy !req
882. Rachel, look at me.Copy !req
883. Before I met you, I didn't think
that I was even capable of real happiness.Copy !req
884. But that all changed
when you walked into my life.Copy !req
885. And I ended up breaking the first rule
of undercover work.Copy !req
886. Which is?Copy !req
887. Never fall in love.Copy !req
888. - Maddie!
- We're busting out of here.Copy !req
889. How'd you get past the guards?Copy !req
890. Because that little fox
is into some crazy stuff.Copy !req
891. Come on.Copy !req
892. - Let's go.
- You're amazing.Copy !req
893. The Owls were fools to think
they could hide this.Copy !req
894. What's happening?Copy !req
895. Wait for it.Copy !req
896. Yes. Eureka!Copy !req
897. I've found it!Copy !req
898. Sonic.Copy !req
899. - What is that?
- A big problem.Copy !req
900. The compass led Robotnik to the Emerald.Copy !req
901. That's got to be hundreds of miles away.Copy !req
902. All right. Huddle up.
Let's figure out a plan.Copy !req
903. - Together.
- There's no time for that.Copy !req
904. I'm the only one
that can get there fast enough.Copy !req
905. Sonic, this is way too big for you
to do by yourself.Copy !req
906. You see that little fox over there?Copy !req
907. He came all the way across the universe
to meet his hero.Copy !req
908. And what did his hero do?
I practically got him killed.Copy !req
909. You know what? You were right.Copy !req
910. My moment came and I blew it. I'm no hero.Copy !req
911. - Wait.
- No.Copy !req
912. I'm not letting anyone else get hurt
because of me.Copy !req
913. I'm gonna fix this while I still can.Copy !req
914. Sonic!Copy !req
915. Sonic, wait!Copy !req
916. Hold on. Wait.Copy !req
917. - Don't move.
- Take it easy, little guy. You're hurt.Copy !req
918. But we have to help him.
You don't know what he's up against.Copy !req
919. You believe us now?Copy !req
920. Hey, Bob!Copy !req
921. Hey, Maria, how you doing?Copy !req
922. Working on my moves.Copy !req
923. Just keepin' it green.
No need to burn the fuel.Copy !req
924. Speaking of fuel—Copy !req
925. Closed?Copy !req
926. That doesn't seem right.Copy !req
927. Close.Copy !req
928. Yes.Copy !req
929. Makeover, makeover. Look at you.Copy !req
930. Freeze! Police!Copy !req
931. Oh, my God, you got robot hands.Copy !req
932. - No, they're gloves.
- Get 'em up. Now spread your fingers!Copy !req
933. Now wiggle 'em! Wiggle your digits!Copy !req
934. Yes! Like you just finished
a big musical number.Copy !req
935. Good.Copy !req
936. Why is there a light on your head?Copy !req
937. 'Cause I'm the sheriff
for the weekend, pal.Copy !req
938. Water.Copy !req
939. Why did it have to be water?Copy !req
940. Okay, you can do this.Copy !req
941. I gotta go fast.Copy !req
942. I don't want to die like this!
It's derivative!Copy !req
943. Make room for Daddy!Copy !req
944. Two and two.Copy !req
945. Great! We're still bipedals, more or less.Copy !req
946. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
947. I've solved it. There is a booby trap
every seven seco—Copy !req
948. That was a little early.Copy !req
949. So glad it didn't cut off my mustache.Copy !req
950. Hey, Little Red Wrecking Ball.Copy !req
951. I know you're dying
to get your Emerald on,Copy !req
952. but can we be a little bit more mindful
of our surroundings?Copy !req
953. May I?Copy !req
954. In 30 feet, turn left.Copy !req
955. Work smarter, not harder.Copy !req
956. My pelvis.Copy !req
957. Okay, Secret Temple,
let's see what you've got.Copy !req
958. No, no, no! No!Copy !req
959. No.Copy !req
960. Yes!Copy !req
961. You have arrived at your destination.Copy !req
962. Wow. That really opened up the space.Copy !req
963. I can't even picture it
with an impenetrable wall now.Copy !req
964. And the rubble is always a nice touch.Copy !req
965. At last. The Master Emerald.Copy !req
966. Ultimate power.Copy !req
967. Soon order will be restored.Copy !req
968. All because of what we have done together.Copy !req
969. Such a lovely sentiment, Knuckles.Copy !req
970. I think I feel a single tear forming.Copy !req
971. Sadly...Copy !req
972. you're as useful to me now
as a backstage pass to Limp Bizkit.Copy !req
973. Nailed it.Copy !req
974. This guy is always trying to spoil
a bad thing!Copy !req
975. You guys are here, too?
Took the long way, huh?Copy !req
976. Is everything a joke to you?Copy !req
977. Why must you constantly interfere
with my destiny?Copy !req
978. Because my destiny is to protect
my friends and family.Copy !req
979. I think I just threw up in my mouth.Copy !req
980. And if you want that emerald,
you're gonna have to go through me.Copy !req
981. The Echidna's taking no prisoners today!Copy !req
982. Sonic has heart,
but will he lose the quill to live?Copy !req
983. I don't want to fight you,
but you're not giving me much choice.Copy !req
984. Too easy. Let's do this.Copy !req
985. Why don't you stand still
and die with honor?Copy !req
986. Let me think about it.Copy !req
987. Okay, I thought about it and I pass.Copy !req
988. Hi there, beautiful.Copy !req
989. You're the real deal, aren't you?Copy !req
990. Where have you been all my life?Copy !req
991. Say goodbye, hedgehog.Copy !req
992. Knuckles, stop.
Robotnik's stealing the Emerald!Copy !req
993. What kind of fool do you take me for?Copy !req
994. Just look.Copy !req
995. Mine.Copy !req
996. Wait! That wasn't the deal.Copy !req
997. You poor, naive creature.Copy !req
998. It's not your fault.Copy !req
999. A more advanced intellect would have seen
this move coming a mile away.Copy !req
1000. Or 1.6 kilometers.Copy !req
1001. But I trusted you! You were my friend!Copy !req
1002. I'm sorry. That just hit me funny.Copy !req
1003. Let this be my final lesson to you,
you dim-witted celestial skin tag.Copy !req
1004. Friends...Copy !req
1005. are open, honest
and vulnerable with each other.Copy !req
1006. Which means X squared
times the hypotenuse of Y squared,Copy !req
1007. divided by the absolute value
of friendship, equals...Copy !req
1008. dookie!Copy !req
1009. Oh, no.Copy !req
1010. Chaos is power!Copy !req
1011. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1012. Knuckles!Copy !req
1013. Water again? Come on!Copy !req
1014. - You saved me.
- Don't talk to me. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
1015. How dare you attack me
in my hour of sorrow!Copy !req
1016. Why did you save me?Copy !req
1017. Because you saved me first,Copy !req
1018. which clearly gave you
a tactical advantage I do not understand.Copy !req
1019. It wasn't a tactic.
I couldn't just let you die.Copy !req
1020. Why? I've been trying to destroy you
since the moment we met.Copy !req
1021. Because being a hero
isn't about taking care of yourself.Copy !req
1022. It's about taking responsibility
for other people.Copy !req
1023. Wise words. An ancient Earth proverb?Copy !req
1024. No, sir,
that's a Wachowski family special.Copy !req
1025. I got it from a guy in a rowboat.Copy !req
1026. Someone who means a lot to me.Copy !req
1027. Wait a second. What's that sound?Copy !req
1028. Only Sonic the Hedgehog
needs rescuing this much.Copy !req
1029. That sly little fox!Copy !req
1030. Come on, Knucklehead. We're not beat yet.Copy !req
1031. On the mountain,
you told me you'd lost everything.Copy !req
1032. The way I did.Copy !req
1033. But you seem so hopeful and free.Copy !req
1034. How did you move forward
despite failing again?Copy !req
1035. And again. And again.
And again. And again.Copy !req
1036. Okay, I didn't fail that much.
But I didn't do this all alone.Copy !req
1037. I found a new family. New friends.Copy !req
1038. And you can too.Copy !req
1039. You don't have to be alone anymore.Copy !req
1040. Are you kidding me with that handshake?Copy !req
1041. I'm done playing games, pal.Copy !req
1042. You're gonna tell me what I want to know.Copy !req
1043. And I am asking you for the last time...Copy !req
1044. what would you like on your bagel?Copy !req
1045. I'm not telling you anything.Copy !req
1046. And that is a display bagel.Copy !req
1047. I don't get it with you!
I mean, I've tried everything.Copy !req
1048. I was good cop. I was bad cop.
I was cop who offers you a bagel.Copy !req
1049. And nothing. It's like—Copy !req
1050. That is a display bagel. Wow.Copy !req
1051. Doctor, you're here.Copy !req
1052. Yes, I'm here, and yet I'm...Copy !req
1053. not all there.Copy !req
1054. Sir, are you feeling okay?Copy !req
1055. I'm more than okay.Copy !req
1056. I'm upgraded.Copy !req
1057. Sinister 3.0.Copy !req
1058. My game is next level.Copy !req
1059. Hi.Copy !req
1060. I can smell the electricity in your brain.Copy !req
1061. You smell like a snack plate.Copy !req
1062. Yeah, that's fair. I had a couple today.Copy !req
1063. Sit down.Copy !req
1064. In the chair.Copy !req
1065. I didn't know.Copy !req
1066. 'Cause he was in the chair,
so I didn't— Okay.Copy !req
1067. Sir? We have a problem.Copy !req
1068. - All teams in position!
- Set up a perimeter!Copy !req
1069. Move! Move! Move!Copy !req
1070. Incorrectus, my trusty barnacle.Copy !req
1071. After all these years,Copy !req
1072. what I finally got...Copy !req
1073. is a solution.Copy !req
1074. - Commander.
- Status report.Copy !req
1075. Robotnik is in there with Stone
and a hostage. Possibly local PD.Copy !req
1076. I'm not saying he's dumb,
but if he is local PD,Copy !req
1077. this town's in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
1078. Wade.Copy !req
1079. Okay.Copy !req
1080. Rockin' that new spring collection, I see.Copy !req
1081. Well, if it isn't the Pastry King.Copy !req
1082. The Donut Lord.Copy !req
1083. A real genius would remember
the name of the guyCopy !req
1084. who helped kick your butt off this planet.Copy !req
1085. And I'll do it again if you mess
with Green Hills.Copy !req
1086. Congratulations on your oh-so-temporary
sense of superiority.Copy !req
1087. You're finished, Robotnik!
We've taken everything.Copy !req
1088. Your lab, your drones, your funding!Copy !req
1089. Let's see how big of a man you are
without your silly little robots.Copy !req
1090. Would you like to see...Copy !req
1091. how big a man I can be?Copy !req
1092. Welcome to the new norm.Copy !req
1093. My God!Copy !req
1094. Doctor! Take me with you!Copy !req
1095. He's taking everything apart.Copy !req
1096. He's building something.Copy !req
1097. That can only be one thing.Copy !req
1098. The fearsome power of the Emerald.Copy !req
1099. If that thing really turns thoughts
into power, we are in big trouble.Copy !req
1100. Robotnik has a lot of bad thoughts.Copy !req
1101. Hey, Sonic,
are you sure it was a good ideaCopy !req
1102. bringing you-know-who aboard?Copy !req
1103. Knuckles isn't really a bad guy.
He's just a little mixed up.Copy !req
1104. I am not mixed up!Copy !req
1105. I have steely focus. And I'm complex.
And that's a lot for some people.Copy !req
1106. Hope you're not still mad
I hit you with that car.Copy !req
1107. I was completely uninjured.Copy !req
1108. And my revenge will come
when you least expect it, fox.Copy !req
1109. Sir, you're magnificent!Copy !req
1110. Thank you, sycophant.Copy !req
1111. Your admiration is inevitable.Copy !req
1112. I knew it!Copy !req
1113. Just like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.Copy !req
1114. World Domination playlist.Copy !req
1115. Fall back.Copy !req
1116. Fall back! Quick! Retreat!Copy !req
1117. How are we supposed to beat this thing?Copy !req
1118. We need a plan.Copy !req
1119. Knuckles, use your strength to—Copy !req
1120. Jump off the plane. Wow.Copy !req
1121. Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
Step 1: Light taunting.Copy !req
1122. Step 2: I have no idea.Copy !req
1123. Sonic!Copy !req
1124. Nice action figure, Eggman.Copy !req
1125. Does it do anything
or just stand there looking ugly?Copy !req
1126. Like a blister, he keeps coming back!Copy !req
1127. He's on the okay-to-kill list.
Shoot the missiles. Make a decision.Copy !req
1128. I need a moment, sir.
I'm trying to figure out how to do this.Copy !req
1129. Did you even glance at a manual?Copy !req
1130. - No!
- I'll do it.Copy !req
1131. Pardon my lightning.Copy !req
1132. You might want to ground yourself.Copy !req
1133. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1134. I'm gonna pop that thing open
like a can of chili—Copy !req
1135. Hang on!Copy !req
1136. - Yeah!
- Close one.Copy !req
1137. Sonic!Copy !req
1138. Robotnik!Copy !req
1139. Deceiver!Copy !req
1140. Die, mosquito.Copy !req
1141. I felt that.Copy !req
1142. What just happened?Copy !req
1143. It's the Stache Masher.
Right here in the manual.Copy !req
1144. Return to sender.Copy !req
1145. Stone?Copy !req
1146. Great. Next thing you know, there'll be
a report about a hostile work environment.Copy !req
1147. Those were our best attacks,
and they did nothing!Copy !req
1148. We can't beat Robotnik as long as he's got
that Emerald. He's too powerful.Copy !req
1149. Look, we aren't strong enough
to beat Robotnik on our own.Copy !req
1150. But there's three of us.Copy !req
1151. Your strength, your smarts and my speed.Copy !req
1152. Together. That's how we win.Copy !req
1153. So we make our stand here
on the field of battle.Copy !req
1154. As a team.Copy !req
1155. This is it.Copy !req
1156. This is our moment.Copy !req
1157. Time to fight.Copy !req
1158. Bad time to say this,
but I don't actually have a plan.Copy !req
1159. Tails, any ideas?Copy !req
1160. We have to find his weak spot.Copy !req
1161. I suggest the groin.Copy !req
1162. What? No. No!Copy !req
1163. Traditionally, yes,
the groin is the weakest spot.Copy !req
1164. Stop saying "groin."Copy !req
1165. Hedgehog!Copy !req
1166. Look out!Copy !req
1167. I know what his weak spot is. It's me.Copy !req
1168. I'm the groin!Copy !req
1169. Think about it.
I live rent-free in this dude's head.Copy !req
1170. So if I go out there and rile him up...Copy !req
1171. He'll focus on only you,
leaving himself openCopy !req
1172. to a flanking maneuver
from me and the fox!Copy !req
1173. Hedgehog,
you are a brave and noble warrior.Copy !req
1174. Go to your certain death with honor.Copy !req
1175. We're gonna have to work
on your pep talks, pal.Copy !req
1176. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
1177. All right, mustache.Copy !req
1178. You want me? Come and get me.Copy !req
1179. You don't tell me
about coming and getting.Copy !req
1180. I am on the cutting edge
of coming and getting!Copy !req
1181. Coming, getting.Copy !req
1182. Coming, getting.
Coming, getting. Coming, getting.Copy !req
1183. You're really heavy.Copy !req
1184. That's because I am
one million percent muscle. Faster, fox!Copy !req
1185. - Go! Move, guys! Move back!
- Let's go, that's it! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1186. - Keep going!
- Go! Go!Copy !req
1187. - No, no! Stop!
- Stop the truck!Copy !req
1188. Tom, what happened here?Copy !req
1189. - You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Let's get our kid.Copy !req
1190. We need your truck!Copy !req
1191. Coming, getting.Copy !req
1192. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
1193. So what's the plan here?Copy !req
1194. You gonna build a big robot house?
Get yourself a big robot wife?Copy !req
1195. I'm going to enslave humanity
and force them to service my machines.Copy !req
1196. First, Green Hills. Then the universe.Copy !req
1197. Then the multiverse.Copy !req
1198. Then who knows? Maybe that'll be enough.Copy !req
1199. Full disclosure?Copy !req
1200. You won't be there.Copy !req
1201. Eye lasers? Really?Copy !req
1202. Snot rocket!Copy !req
1203. No, no, no!Copy !req
1204. Giving up already?Copy !req
1205. Not so tough when you're fighting someone
700 times your size, are ya?Copy !req
1206. You can't beat me!Copy !req
1207. I'm all-powerful! All-knowing!Copy !req
1208. All-seeing.Copy !req
1209. Looks like your fancy robot has a glitch.Copy !req
1210. Is it me? What about me? I'm over here.
Up top! Down below! Behind you!Copy !req
1211. I'm over here. Sorry! Over here.Copy !req
1212. Too slow! Try again.Copy !req
1213. - You can't outsmart me.
- Missed me again.Copy !req
1214. I'm the outsmarter-er!Copy !req
1215. I didn't outsmart you.
I'm just the distraction.Copy !req
1216. Robotnik!Copy !req
1217. I am also a hologram.Copy !req
1218. Disloyal.Copy !req
1219. "Dis" is how I roll.Copy !req
1220. Where's my Emerald?Copy !req
1221. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1222. Computer, auxiliary power.Copy !req
1223. The Emerald. It's right there.Copy !req
1224. Move, you hunk of junk!Copy !req
1225. I have to... reach it.Copy !req
1226. Come on.Copy !req
1227. There he is! Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1228. No!Copy !req
1229. We got you, Sonic.Copy !req
1230. Hold on!Copy !req
1231. - You guys okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1232. Okay.Copy !req
1233. I got the Emerald.
We could still defeat him.Copy !req
1234. Come on, come on.
How does this thing work? What do I do?Copy !req
1235. What?Copy !req
1236. No. No, no, no!Copy !req
1237. Look at the happy little family.Copy !req
1238. You have to get away from me.
I'm the one he wants.Copy !req
1239. Hey.Copy !req
1240. We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1241. We're family.Copy !req
1242. And families stick together...Copy !req
1243. no matter what.Copy !req
1244. I love you guys.Copy !req
1245. We love you too, Sonic.Copy !req
1246. No!Copy !req
1247. I got him!Copy !req
1248. I finally got him!Copy !req
1249. What was that?Copy !req
1250. It's over, Eggman.Copy !req
1251. I like the new look. It works for you.Copy !req
1252. What do you say
we just let bygones be bygones?Copy !req
1253. I did some things, you did some things.
There are good people on both sides.Copy !req
1254. Surely two intelligent beingsCopy !req
1255. can work these things out!Copy !req
1256. - Come on, buddy. Come on.
- Get him, Sonic!Copy !req
1257. Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
1258. It's like that?Copy !req
1259. Okay, we're not friends.Copy !req
1260. Later, hater!Copy !req
1261. - Sonic!
- Buddy!Copy !req
1262. Wait! You cannot touch him!Copy !req
1263. The hedgehog holds
the power of the Emerald.Copy !req
1264. I am sorry.
He is no longer the Sonic you once knew.Copy !req
1265. What?Copy !req
1266. You got to try this.Copy !req
1267. Okay.
He is exactly the Sonic you once knew.Copy !req
1268. - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1269. Sonic!Copy !req
1270. Bring it in, bud.Copy !req
1271. It's good to be back in blue.Copy !req
1272. The golden god thing was fun,
but blue has always been more my color.Copy !req
1273. Looks good on you.Copy !req
1274. Sonic, you were the most powerful hero
in the universe, and you let it go.Copy !req
1275. Why?Copy !req
1276. Because I still have
some growing up to do.Copy !req
1277. - And I kind of like being a kid.
- And you're not just any kid.Copy !req
1278. You're our kid.Copy !req
1279. That's right.Copy !req
1280. - Bring it in!
- Yay. Hugs.Copy !req
1281. It's a good thing we didn't do this
before. You would've blown up.Copy !req
1282. You fixed it.Copy !req
1283. I've spent my whole life
questing for this.Copy !req
1284. Now I have it.Copy !req
1285. Now we have it.Copy !req
1286. What do we do with it? What next?Copy !req
1287. There were once two orders of heroesCopy !req
1288. who protected the galaxy from those
who would use the Emerald for evil.Copy !req
1289. But they have all passed on
to the great battleground in the sky.Copy !req
1290. So we start a new order. The three of us.Copy !req
1291. This is no light task.Copy !req
1292. We must make a vow to use our powers
to keep the universe safe,Copy !req
1293. to watch out for each other.Copy !req
1294. Our new tribe.Copy !req
1295. I know!Copy !req
1296. - A power bump!
- Good idea.Copy !req
1297. It's an Earth custom.
An unbreakable promise.Copy !req
1298. Very well.Copy !req
1299. A power bump it is.Copy !req
1300. Power bump!Copy !req
1301. It's truly a beautiful day for baseball
here in Green Hills.Copy !req
1302. An exciting lineup todayCopy !req
1303. with the debut appearance
of two new players!Copy !req
1304. On the mound,
rookie sensation from across the galaxy,Copy !req
1305. Miles "Tails" Prower,Copy !req
1306. facing off against the powerhouse,
Knuckles the Echidna.Copy !req
1307. I don't understand.Copy !req
1308. Why am I angry at the enemy ball?Copy !req
1309. You're not angry.Copy !req
1310. You just want to hit it as hard as you can
and then run around the bases.Copy !req
1311. But if my quest ends where I am standing,
why run at all?Copy !req
1312. I can't with this guy. Why do I even try?Copy !req
1313. This is just a game.
We're out here having fun.Copy !req
1314. Just having some fun.Copy !req
1315. Fun.Copy !req
1316. All right! Give him the heat, Tails!Copy !req
1317. Hope you're ready for my fastball.Copy !req
1318. Your fastball will be dishonored.Copy !req
1319. And so will you, fox.Copy !req
1320. - Easy, guys!
- Don't think about it too much.Copy !req
1321. Just keep your elbow up,
eye on the ball and give it a ride.Copy !req
1322. A ride? To where?Copy !req
1323. Power bump!Copy !req
1324. Victory is mine!Copy !req
1325. Hey, no fair! That shouldn't count.Copy !req
1326. First base is also mine!Copy !req
1327. - I think that was our only ball.
- I have conquered the second of the bases!Copy !req
1328. Who wants ice cream?Copy !req
1329. Knocked the cover off that.Copy !req
1330. - Ice cream!
- Ice cream, yeah!Copy !req
1331. I am having the fun! What is ice cream?Copy !req
1332. It's a dessert.
If you like fun, you're gonna love it.Copy !req
1333. Yum. Dessert. Does it have grapes in it?Copy !req
1334. No, not usually.Copy !req
1335. I'm proud of our little guy.Copy !req
1336. I really like his new friends,
especially the red one.Copy !req
1337. - He cracks me up.
- Heck of a swing too.Copy !req
1338. Come on, fox.
Our dessert adventure awaits.Copy !req
1339. - Good job, guys.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1340. You too, baby. Let's go get
some ice cream. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1341. I'm happy for you, pal.Copy !req
1342. Got your wingmen.
Perfect friends to grow up with.Copy !req
1343. - Come on, Knuckles.
- My victory chariot!Copy !req
1344. I've got a lot more than that... Dad.Copy !req
1345. Race you to the truck.Copy !req
1346. One, two, three, go!Copy !req
1347. No, don't go easy on me. I want your best.Copy !req
1348. Sonic, I have just been told
they have sprinkles.Copy !req
1349. Ice cream and sprinkles?
This is your new destiny.Copy !req
1350. What a perfect meal to celebrate
my victory over you in base of ball.Copy !req
1351. - What?
- I mean, you barely beat me.Copy !req
1352. You've never been beaten so hard.Copy !req
1353. Can't forget this.Copy !req
1354. Agent, I want an update.Copy !req
1355. Still searching, sir.
We haven't found any sign of Robotnik.Copy !req
1356. No one could've survived that crash.Copy !req
1357. He's toast. Good riddance.Copy !req
1358. What a mess that lunatic made.Copy !req
1359. Sir, there's something else.Copy !req
1360. When we were wiping Robotnik
off our database, we found something.Copy !req
1361. A file buried deep in our system
and dating back over 50 years.Copy !req
1362. - What was it?
- Coordinates, sir.Copy !req
1363. Coordinates? To what?Copy !req
1364. A secret research facility.Copy !req
1365. It was a black site, sir.Copy !req
1366. Someone worked very hard
to keep this hidden.Copy !req
1367. My God.Copy !req
1368. Project Shadow.Copy !req