1. Doctor's log.Copy !req
2. It's day 243 in this...Copy !req
3. portobello purgatory.Copy !req
4. My only companion
is a rock I named Stone.Copy !req
5. The question is,
for whom am I narrating this?Copy !req
6. It seems I've become a featured
player in the theater of the absurd.Copy !req
7. Marooned in deep space
by that wretched blue rodent.Copy !req
8. But it's all good,Copy !req
9. thanks to a breathable atmosphere
and my supreme intellect,Copy !req
10. sharpened against the only
competitor savvy enough to bring it.Copy !req
11. Chanterelle to d4. Mmm.Copy !req
12. I've been striving to make fungi
into a functional drink of choice...Copy !req
13. Mushroom coffee.Copy !req
14. With limited...Copy !req
15. limited...Copy !req
16. limited...Copy !req
17. success.Copy !req
18. But today, day 243,Copy !req
19. has brought a new optimism
to my most pressing endeavor...Copy !req
20. Planet us exodus to returnicus
and kick blue butticus.Copy !req
21. If my calculations are correct,Copy !req
22. and there's no reason to say
"if" because they always are...Copy !req
23. this quill is going to power
my masterpiece.Copy !req
24. Let's light this candle...Copy !req
25. and see who comes
a-knockin'.Copy !req
26. Greetings!Copy !req
27. Klaatu barada nikto.Copy !req
28. Agent Stone? Now!Copy !req
29. Thank you, Stone.Copy !req
30. It's time to say goodbye to
this piece-of-shiitake planet!Copy !req
31. Huh?Copy !req
32. Where did you get that?Copy !req
33. From a little blue menace
on the planet called Earth.Copy !req
34. I'd be happy
to show you the way.Copy !req
35. Oh.Copy !req
36. They're still on us.Copy !req
37. This'll slow 'em down.Copy !req
38. Watch out. Excuse me.
Pardon me. Coming through.Copy !req
39. Good evening, gentlemen.
Mind if I drive?Copy !req
40. Better buckle up.Copy !req
41. How we doing back there?Copy !req
42. And now this way.Copy !req
43. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
44. Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't speak duct tape.Copy !req
45. What the heck are you?
Fear not, citizen.Copy !req
46. I am the hero you need
and the hero you deserve.Copy !req
47. The blue dawn
that banishes the darkest...Copy !req
48. Holy crap!Copy !req
49. Don't worry.Copy !req
50. Nobody's gonna get hurt.Copy !req
51. Huh. What are
those? Bombs. Bombs.Copy !req
52. They're bombs! Those are bombs!Copy !req
53. Relax. They're not even lit.Copy !req
54. So I'll say again,
nobody's gonna get...Copy !req
55. I was wrong! We're
all gonna die!Copy !req
56. Why aren't you slowing down?Copy !req
57. That would require brakes.Copy !req
58. Oh, it's hot. Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
59. Why don't you just let
the police handle this?Copy !req
60. Because that's not
what heroes do.Copy !req
61. Thank you very much.
Please hold your applause.Copy !req
62. Do you hear that?
There's one bomb left.Copy !req
63. Uh... Uh-oh.Copy !req
64. Did you check under the seat?Copy !req
65. Of course I checked
under the seat!Copy !req
66. You are terrible at this!Copy !req
67. You know what? Your negative
attitude is not helping anyone.Copy !req
68. It's in your spiky things!Copy !req
69. Ha! I can never find
anything in here.Copy !req
70. Drained it from downtown!Copy !req
71. See? I told you
nobody would get hurt.Copy !req
72. Holy sherbet!Copy !req
73. Oh, hello.Copy !req
74. Don't panic.
This is only a drill.Copy !req
75. Come here!Copy !req
76. No need to thank me, citizens.Copy !req
77. All in a night's work for...Copy !req
78. Blue Justice!Copy !req
79. You're a terrible hero!Copy !req
80. Morning, Wade!Copy !req
81. Morning, Sonic!Copy !req
82. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
83. Good morning, Green Hills!Copy !req
84. Ah! Oop! Oh.Copy !req
85. Oh, come on.Copy !req
86. Uh-oh. Uh...Copy !req
87. Oh, Sonic.Copy !req
88. I miss you, Longclaw.Copy !req
89. I'm trying to make you proud.Copy !req
90. And now
for a little shut-eye.Copy !req
91. Oh! Blech!Copy !req
92. Ozzy, morning breath!Copy !req
93. Sonic. Are you still in bed?Copy !req
94. You're supposed
to meet Tom, remember?Copy !req
95. All right, all right,
I'm up! I'm up.Copy !req
96. What a day.Copy !req
97. Whoo!Copy !req
98. Thanks for coming out, bud.Copy !req
99. You know,
I feel like you and me,Copy !req
100. we haven't had
much time together lately.Copy !req
101. How's it going over there?
You getting any bites?Copy !req
102. I can't swim! Help!Copy !req
103. If I die,
don't look in my closet!Copy !req
104. Hey, hey, you're good.
You're all right. Come on.Copy !req
105. It's freezing.Copy !req
106. All right, okay. Take it easy.Copy !req
107. All right. You're good. Okay.Copy !req
108. But now that you've had
a nap and a bath...Copy !req
109. I went up to your room last night to
bring you some new comics and, um...Copy !req
110. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Stop right there.Copy !req
111. I wouldn't come any closer,Copy !req
112. because this little hedgehog
had way too many chili dogs.Copy !req
113. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
114. I'm so embarrassed.
Get out of here quick!Copy !req
115. Oh, no, here comes another one!Copy !req
116. Go. Now. Save yourself.Copy !req
117. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop
right there. I wouldn't come any closer,Copy !req
118. because this little
hedgehog had way too many chili dogs.Copy !req
119. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
120. I'm so embarrassed.
Get out of here...Copy !req
121. Ugh! I knew I should've
used real farts.Copy !req
122. How many times
are we gonna do this?Copy !req
123. What? Cast your line and not
catch anything? Seems like a billion.Copy !req
124. I think you know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
125. The lying. The sneaking out.Copy !req
126. The pretending to be Batman.Copy !req
127. Blue Justice, trademark pending.Copy !req
128. Whatever. You're being reckless.Copy !req
129. Ugh!
Not this conversation again.Copy !req
130. Hey. It's no fun for me, either.Copy !req
131. But if you keep
being irresponsible,Copy !req
132. we're gonna keep
having this conversation.Copy !req
133. How is it irresponsible
to use my powers?Copy !req
134. Sonic, you destroyed
an entire city block!Copy !req
135. That block
was already messed up.Copy !req
136. Who cares?Copy !req
137. Look, I stopped a robbery.
I was a hero.Copy !req
138. No, you put people in danger
and that's not what a hero does.Copy !req
139. You're supposed
to be my friend.Copy !req
140. Stop trying to be my dad.Copy !req
141. I can take care of myself.Copy !req
142. Sonic, taking care of yourselfCopy !req
143. is not what being
a hero's all about.Copy !req
144. It's about taking
responsibility for other people.Copy !req
145. And right now,
whether you want to hear this or not,Copy !req
146. you are still just a kid.Copy !req
147. You got some more
growing up to doCopy !req
148. before you're ready
to be the big hero.Copy !req
149. But trust me when I tell you,Copy !req
150. there will come a time when
your powers will be needed.Copy !req
151. But you don't choose
that moment.Copy !req
152. That moment chooses you.Copy !req
153. Whoa. Look at you.Copy !req
154. Look at that.
I just got goose bumps.Copy !req
155. Wait a second.
Did you steal that from Oprah?Copy !req
156. No, sir. That is
a Wachowski family special.Copy !req
157. Came from my dad,Copy !req
158. in this very boat,
on this very lake.Copy !req
159. He would always try and steer me
in the right direction.Copy !req
160. And that's what Maddie and I
have always tried to do with you.Copy !req
161. So, until your moment arrives,Copy !req
162. I want you to work on
being a little more responsible.Copy !req
163. Comprende?Copy !req
164. Comprende.Copy !req
165. High five on it.Copy !req
166. Yeah! Donut Lord and the
Blue Blur are back at it again!Copy !req
167. Hang on.Copy !req
168. Speedboat!Copy !req
169. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
170. Sonic!Copy !req
171. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
172. How excited are you,
going to Hawaii with me? Oh, Hawaii.Copy !req
173. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
174. Wow.Copy !req
175. Welcome to Sonic Air,
the fastest way to travel.Copy !req
176. Now boarding groups one and two.Copy !req
177. Oh!Copy !req
178. Sonic, this is so fun!Copy !req
179. I'm sorry, ma'am,
you're group three. Please wait your turn.Copy !req
180. Anyone from groups one and two?Copy !req
181. Just let him get it out
of his system. Nobody?Copy !req
182. Okay, then everybody else
right this way.Copy !req
183. Thank you.Copy !req
184. And you, sir?Copy !req
185. Terrible shirt detected.Copy !req
186. There we go.Copy !req
187. Okay, you're free to go.
Enjoy your trip.Copy !req
188. Bye-bye now.Copy !req
189. Okay.Copy !req
190. Bring it in.Copy !req
191. Tom, I'm about to be hedgehog
of the house for the first time.Copy !req
192. I think I'm a little mature
to hug you goodbye.Copy !req
193. Okay,
what about a power bump? Power bump?Copy !req
194. Yes, power bump.Copy !req
195. That's more like it.Copy !req
196. Wachowski!Copy !req
197. Okay, use this one
to get back home.Copy !req
198. Oh!Copy !req
199. All right, we're off. Be good.Copy !req
200. Yes. You have our number.Copy !req
201. Sorry! Can't hear you! You're traveling
through a cross-dimensional portal!Copy !req
202. Miss you already! Okay?Copy !req
203. Have fun at Rachel's wedding!Copy !req
204. Okay, it's 48 hours
until they come back.Copy !req
205. We've got TV channels,
streaming channels,Copy !req
206. a house full of food
and no supervision.Copy !req
207. Let's do this.Copy !req
208. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
209. If these readings
are accurate, he's here.Copy !req
210. I found him!Copy !req
211. I just hope I'm not too late.Copy !req
212. Hmm. He's close.Copy !req
213. I just need a way to reach
him without being spotted.Copy !req
214. Standard human transport.
Perfect.Copy !req
215. Uh-oh.Copy !req
216. Oh, boy.Copy !req
217. Aloha!Copy !req
218. - How's it going, bud?
- Oh, you know.Copy !req
219. Just a quiet night at home,
settling in with a good book.Copy !req
220. And you? What's up with you?Copy !req
221. I was just calling
to say we're here.Copy !req
222. But now every word out of your
mouth is making me suspicious.Copy !req
223. What? You got to relax,
buddy. You're at the Four Seasons Oahu.Copy !req
224. Have a Mai Tai.
Enjoy some time with your wife.Copy !req
225. Get sunburned
somewhere embarrassing.Copy !req
226. This weekend is about you.Copy !req
227. You know what? You're right.
We power-bumped on it.Copy !req
228. So whatever it is you're doing,Copy !req
229. I'm sure you can undo it
by the time we get home, yeah?Copy !req
230. Exactly! I mean,
I am deeply offended by such accusations!Copy !req
231. So, how's Rachel's fiancé?Copy !req
232. Is he as good-looking in
person as he is in pictures?Copy !req
233. Hey, baby.Copy !req
234. Somehow better-looking.Copy !req
235. Wow! You're about to be the
third best-looking dude in the family.Copy !req
236. But, hey, still on the podium.Copy !req
237. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
238. All right,
I better go and introduce myself.Copy !req
239. Stay out of trouble.Copy !req
240. Trouble? Don't worry.Copy !req
241. Everything here
is completely normal.Copy !req
242. Uh-huh. Night, bud.Copy !req
243. Hey! I was just
coming over to say hi.Copy !req
244. You've got a lot
of nerve coming up in hereCopy !req
245. after what you did
to my fiancée.Copy !req
246. Wait. What? Totaling her car?Copy !req
247. Leaving her tied to a chair?Copy !req
248. I should rip you limb from limb.Copy !req
249. Oh, my God, look at your face!Copy !req
250. Tommy, breathe, baby.
Breathe. I was kidding.Copy !req
251. Hey, man,
I was totally kidding. Okay.Copy !req
252. You were kidding. Yeah.Copy !req
253. I'm sorry.
Rachel put me up to it.Copy !req
254. It was totally her idea.Copy !req
255. That rascal.Copy !req
256. Listen, I don't know
if you're aware.Copy !req
257. Rachel does not care
for you at all.Copy !req
258. Oh, I'm aware. Yeah.Copy !req
259. Seriously, bro,
you got work to do.Copy !req
260. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
261. Good to see you!
Thanks for coming, Tom.Copy !req
262. Really glad you came. Really?Copy !req
263. Uh...Copy !req
264. Great to see you, too.
Congratulations.Copy !req
265. I mean, you guys seem
really happy together.Copy !req
266. You know, you're all right,
Thomas Wachowski.Copy !req
267. Ah.Copy !req
268. Can we Bury the hatchet?Copy !req
269. I'd love that.Copy !req
270. Yeah? Yeah.Copy !req
271. All right,
bring it in! All right! Great.Copy !req
272. Oh. And if you screw up my wedding,
I will end you.Copy !req
273. All right, Ozzy,
it's movie night at Casa de Sonic,Copy !req
274. and it's your turn to pick.Copy !req
275. But I am not watching
Snow Dogs again.Copy !req
276. That movie is the worst!Copy !req
277. Blackout!Copy !req
278. Ozzy!Copy !req
279. Oh, sorry, buddy.
Everything's okay.Copy !req
280. Whoa!Copy !req
281. Uh, excuse me.
We did not order a poltergeist.Copy !req
282. Um, if this is the pizza guy,
this is really unprofessional.Copy !req
283. Eggman?Copy !req
284. Hello, hedgehog.Copy !req
285. Did you miss me?Copy !req
286. I don't know how you got back,Copy !req
287. but you made
a big mistake coming here.Copy !req
288. Au contraire, mon frère.Copy !req
289. The mistake
was thinking you'd won.Copy !req
290. But that was just a prelude,
an hors d'oeuvre,Copy !req
291. an aperitif, an amuse-bouche.Copy !req
292. I get it.Copy !req
293. I don't think you do.Copy !req
294. But you're about to.Copy !req
295. And so will that idiot
sheriff and his wife.Copy !req
296. And your little dog too!Copy !req
297. Pitiful.Copy !req
298. What? Who are you?Copy !req
299. Where are my manners?Copy !req
300. Sonic, meet Knuckles.Copy !req
301. My new BFFAE.Copy !req
302. Bestest friend forever and ever!Copy !req
303. Look, Robotnik, I don't care
who you brought to help you.Copy !req
304. You're never going
to get my power.Copy !req
305. Do I look like
I need your power?Copy !req
306. So nice when diabolical evil
lives up to the hype.Copy !req
307. Where is it?Copy !req
308. Oh, you want it? Here it comes.Copy !req
309. I was expecting more of you.Copy !req
310. You're unskilled.Copy !req
311. Untrained.Copy !req
312. And unworthy!Copy !req
313. You forgot one. Unstoppable.Copy !req
314. It is my destiny to do
what my ancestors could not...Copy !req
315. To restore the ultimate power
to the home of my people.Copy !req
316. Ultimate power?Copy !req
317. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
318. You've got the wrong guy.Copy !req
319. Ultimate power?Copy !req
320. Now you're speaking my language.Copy !req
321. Don't play dumb with me,
apprentice of Longclaw.Copy !req
322. You knew Longclaw?Copy !req
323. Longclaw and her people were the
sworn enemy of my tribe, the Echidna.Copy !req
324. We fought and died
at their hands,Copy !req
325. and now you will die at mine.Copy !req
326. Come on. Get in!
I'm on your side.Copy !req
327. I'm sorry. Who are you?Copy !req
328. You know what?
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
329. Get us out of here!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
330. Ah! He's gone rabid!Copy !req
331. Gross! Is he licking it?Copy !req
332. See ya!Copy !req
333. Make sure
to get your shots, Eggman!Copy !req
334. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
335. Whoa!Copy !req
336. Wow. Okay. Let me just sayCopy !req
337. it is an honor to finally meet you,
Sonic.Copy !req
338. Is it okay if I call you Sonic?
Everyone calls me Tails.Copy !req
339. You're probably wondering why.Copy !req
340. Let me guess. Because of
the extra tail? That's right!Copy !req
341. I should've known
you'd get that. Cool.Copy !req
342. Also, what is going on?
Robotnik's back?Copy !req
343. And who is Clifford
the Big Red Rage Monster?Copy !req
344. That's Knuckles,
the last of the EchidnasCopy !req
345. and the most dangerous warrior
in the galaxy.Copy !req
346. He's obsessed with finding
the Master Emerald.Copy !req
347. Are you serious?
The Master Emerald?Copy !req
348. That's just a bedtime story.Copy !req
349. Well, he believes it's real.Copy !req
350. And he must think
you're the key to finding it.Copy !req
351. Red light! Give me the wheel!Copy !req
352. Hey, what are you...
Move your foot.Copy !req
353. I think we lost him.Copy !req
354. We did not lose him.Copy !req
355. We definitely did not lose him!Copy !req
356. I've got an idea.
Do you trust me?Copy !req
357. Of course not!
I literally just met you!Copy !req
358. Just let me... Come on!
What are you doing?Copy !req
359. We're flying.Copy !req
360. Uh, did your butt just
turn into a helicopter?Copy !req
361. A butt-copter!Copy !req
362. Oh, only Sonic the Hedgehog could
come up with something like that.Copy !req
363. Foxy move.Copy !req
364. You want something done right...Copy !req
365. You have to hire someone
you can push around.Copy !req
366. All caps.Copy !req
367. Doctor,Copy !req
368. where are you?Copy !req
369. Freak.Copy !req
370. Oh, I, uh... I'm sorry, folks.Copy !req
371. Uh, I have to close early.
Everybody out!Copy !req
372. Everybody out. Thank you
for visiting the Mean Bean.Copy !req
373. All right, good night.
Good night.Copy !req
374. He's back.Copy !req
375. He's back!Copy !req
376. That's more like it.Copy !req
377. I've been re-hatched!Copy !req
378. So, my massively
metacarpaled friend,Copy !req
379. you mentioned...Copy !req
380. Ultimate power.Copy !req
381. Back at the house?Copy !req
382. The Master Emerald?Copy !req
383. It does not concern you.Copy !req
384. I got you off that planet and
you brought me to the hedgehog.Copy !req
385. We have no more use
for each other.Copy !req
386. Well, I hate to be
a contrarian, but...Copy !req
387. I think we might.Copy !req
388. You think these machines
are a match for me?Copy !req
389. I will shatter them
like the bones from a fallen...Copy !req
390. Oh, they are stairs.Copy !req
391. You see, Earth is my turf, G.Copy !req
392. If you don't know how to floss,
you'll be lost without me.Copy !req
393. I understand nothing
of what you just said.Copy !req
394. I help you retrieve the Emerald,
and you use it to...Copy !req
395. destroy the hedgehog!Copy !req
396. You're suggesting an alliance.Copy !req
397. Around here we simply
grip each other's hands tightly.Copy !req
398. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
399. You truculent space bumpkin!Copy !req
400. You've crushed my favorite hand!Copy !req
401. Really? My hand is uninjured.Copy !req
402. Ugh.Copy !req
403. But I'm now convinced
of your commitment.Copy !req
404. "Oh, goody,"Copy !req
405. he exclaimed,
while he reset two of his knuckles.Copy !req
406. I'm...Copy !req
407. delighted to be
on the same team.Copy !req
408. Road trip!Copy !req
409. I'll let you stick your
nose out the window.Copy !req
410. Uh, Sonic, where are we?Copy !req
411. Welcome to the Wade Cave.Copy !req
412. Which is something I hope
to someday say to a woman.Copy !req
413. A woman who's not my mom.Copy !req
414. Wade, focus.Copy !req
415. We need to figure out
why Knuckles thinksCopy !req
416. I'm the key to finding
the Master Emerald.Copy !req
417. And why did he mention Longclaw?Copy !req
418. There must be a connection.Copy !req
419. Wait a minute. There is.Copy !req
420. Look. There's an emerald symbol
on the map Longclaw gave me.Copy !req
421. I never knew
what it meant before.Copy !req
422. Something's happening.Copy !req
423. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
424. Longclaw?Copy !req
425. Hello, Sonic.Copy !req
426. If you're watching this,
then something has happened to me.Copy !req
427. And I pray you've made it
to Earth unharmed.Copy !req
428. This world has been chosen
for a very important reason.Copy !req
429. It's the secret location
of the Master Emerald.Copy !req
430. Whoa.Copy !req
431. The Emerald has the power
to turn thoughts into reality.Copy !req
432. Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow
Man from Ghostbusters.Copy !req
433. Shh!Copy !req
434. In the wrong hands,Copy !req
435. it could threaten
all life in the universe.Copy !req
436. Protecting the Emerald
was my sacred duty.Copy !req
437. And now I must pass
that responsibility to you.Copy !req
438. This is my moment.Copy !req
439. Follow the map, find the Emerald,
and keep it safe.Copy !req
440. My dear Sonic,Copy !req
441. you have a heart like no
creature I've ever known.Copy !req
442. I love you so much.Copy !req
443. Goodbye.Copy !req
444. No, no, wait.Copy !req
445. I won't let you down, Longclaw.Copy !req
446. So is that y-your dad?Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. No?Copy !req
449. According to this map,Copy !req
450. the first clue is in Siberia.Copy !req
451. It's a compass that
will lead to the Emerald.Copy !req
452. And with Knuckles already here,
it's a race.Copy !req
453. Knuckles?Copy !req
454. I knew a kid in middle
school named Knuckles.Copy !req
455. Could fit his whole fist
in his mouth.Copy !req
456. If this is the same Knuckles...Copy !req
457. we are screwed.Copy !req
458. This Knuckles,
that Knuckles. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
459. We're gonna get there first.Copy !req
460. What do you mean, "we"?Copy !req
461. You're coming with me.Copy !req
462. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
463. I just came here to warn you.
I'm not a field guy.Copy !req
464. Don't worry. I got your back.Copy !req
465. I won't let anything
happen to you.Copy !req
466. It's a power bump.Copy !req
467. On Earth, it means
an unbreakable promise.Copy !req
468. Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
469. Doctor. It's really you.Copy !req
470. You look different.Copy !req
471. Papa's got a brand new 'stache.Copy !req
472. Ha!Copy !req
473. I knew it. I knew it!Copy !req
474. I knew you'd come back, sir.Copy !req
475. I never stopped steaming
your Austrian goat's milk.Copy !req
476. Could use some mushroom.Copy !req
477. You brought something.Copy !req
478. Some kind of, uh,
space porcupine.Copy !req
479. Porcupine? I am an Echidna!Copy !req
480. Trained since birth in
all forms of lethal combat,Copy !req
481. destined to restore honor
to my tribe,Copy !req
482. and willing to destroy
anything that gets in my way.Copy !req
483. Welcome to the team.Copy !req
484. That means he trusts you, Stone.Copy !req
485. Now let's renovate this dump!Copy !req
486. Latte with steamed
Austrian goat milk!Copy !req
487. Good one. Solid.Copy !req
488. - Sorry, fellas.
- That's game!Copy !req
489. Ha! That's how we do!
That's how we do!Copy !req
490. But are they good at math?Copy !req
491. Teamwork makes the dream work!Copy !req
492. Sorry about that, Big Tom.Copy !req
493. Are you good? All good. Fine.Copy !req
494. Thanks for inviting me out to
hang with you and your groomsmen.Copy !req
495. Good quality bonding.Copy !req
496. You know, bro,Copy !req
497. those guys right there,
they're way more than my groomsmen.Copy !req
498. That's my squad.Copy !req
499. Never would've made it
through life without 'em.Copy !req
500. Get over here!Copy !req
501. Yeah, I'm coming! I'm coming!Copy !req
502. I'll catch you later.Copy !req
503. Hey. Yeah!Copy !req
504. Let me know if you're ready
for some power yoga, huh?Copy !req
505. You bet. Come on,
Tommy boy. Let's go.Copy !req
506. Don't make me.Copy !req
507. What am I doing?Copy !req
508. Hey, Uncle Tommy!Copy !req
509. Hey, girls!Copy !req
510. How you do... Oh!Copy !req
511. Are those the
wedding rings? Uh-huh.Copy !req
512. May I?Copy !req
513. This little ring bearer has been
taking her job very seriously.Copy !req
514. She's been practicing
all morning.Copy !req
515. I can see that.Copy !req
516. How very responsible of you.Copy !req
517. Except aren't there supposed
to be two wedding rings?Copy !req
518. Uh-oh.Copy !req
519. Uncle Tommy?Copy !req
520. Hang on. What's going on here?Copy !req
521. You're gonna do great, kiddo.Copy !req
522. Bye.Copy !req
523. Hey, baby. Hi.Copy !req
524. That's right!
Groom in the building!Copy !req
525. Look at those guys.Copy !req
526. I wish Sonic had that.Copy !req
527. Muscles? Control yourself.Copy !req
528. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
529. No. Buddies. Wingmen. A squad.Copy !req
530. Sonic doesn't have anything
like that. He's flying solo.Copy !req
531. Baby, you got to relax.Copy !req
532. You're at the Four Seasons.Copy !req
533. Have a Mai Tai. Spend
some time with your wife.Copy !req
534. That's what he said.
Seriously, his exact words.Copy !req
535. See? He's a
smart kid. All right.Copy !req
536. Hmm. He'll find his way.Copy !req
537. I absolutely cannot find
my way.Copy !req
538. We are completely, totally,
unequivocally lost.Copy !req
539. Sonic, in this weather,Copy !req
540. there's no way we're gonna get
any readings on this thing!Copy !req
541. Should we go back?Copy !req
542. No, no, no.
There's a light up ahead.Copy !req
543. Maybe we can take shelter
in there.Copy !req
544. Ah. Perfect.Copy !req
545. Are you sure about this?
We don't know who's inside.Copy !req
546. Don't worry. On Earth,
people are very welcoming,Copy !req
547. and love taking complete
strangers into their homes.Copy !req
548. Run.Copy !req
549. Table for two, please!Copy !req
550. Two beef stews, please.Copy !req
551. Where'd you get
all these cool gadgets?Copy !req
552. I invented 'em.Copy !req
553. That's kinda my thing.Copy !req
554. In fact, my inventions
are how I discovered you.Copy !req
555. Remember that night
at the baseball field?Copy !req
556. Your energy blast reached
all the way to my home planet.Copy !req
557. I saw you save your whole village
from that crazy mustache guy.Copy !req
558. Wait, so you've been
watching me this whole time?Copy !req
559. Even in the shower?Copy !req
560. That's a trick question.Copy !req
561. Sonic the Hedgehog
prefers bubble baths.Copy !req
562. Man, you're good!Copy !req
563. When I learned Knuckles
was on your trail,Copy !req
564. I knew I couldn't just sit
back and watch anymore.Copy !req
565. I had to come warn you.Copy !req
566. Oh, what? Hang on one sec.Copy !req
567. Donut Lord is checking in.Copy !req
568. "Just chilling. Watching TV."Copy !req
569. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
570. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
571. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
572. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
573. Dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
574. Doctor,Copy !req
575. why are we working
with this imbecile?Copy !req
576. Because that simpleminded space trash
is the key to something extraordinary.Copy !req
577. Something to help you
get revenge on the hedgehog.Copy !req
578. Think bigger, Stone.Copy !req
579. The emerald he seeks
could power my wildest designs.Copy !req
580. My genius wouldn't
just be recognized on Earth.Copy !req
581. It would spread virally
to every corner of the galaxy,Copy !req
582. allowing me to harness all the
negative forces of the universeCopy !req
583. and commune
with Darkness itself.Copy !req
584. Wow. That sounds big.Copy !req
585. It's been on my vision board for
years. It's the Law of Attraction.Copy !req
586. Didn't you see The Secret?Copy !req
587. Kaplooey!Copy !req
588. Kaplooey.Copy !req
589. "Another boring night at home."Copy !req
590. The hedgehog has returned home!Copy !req
591. Falsa.
Which is Latin for "wrong-o."Copy !req
592. According to my worldwide network
cell tower triangulation, he's lying,Copy !req
593. all the wayCopy !req
594. from the majestic hinterlands
of Eastern Siberia.Copy !req
595. He's a long-distance liar!Copy !req
596. Kuh! Kuh! Kuh!
Nga-nga-nga-nga-nga!Copy !req
597. Yeah, there's more
where that came from.Copy !req
598. Tiny magic hedgehog destroyed.Copy !req
599. Now let's begin our quest.Copy !req
600. Wait.Copy !req
601. What about your Minion?
The goat milker.Copy !req
602. There's no room
on the ship for Stone.Copy !req
603. I say we ditch him,
ghost him, blow him off.Copy !req
604. Dishonor!Copy !req
605. "Dis" is how I roll.Copy !req
606. Ugh!Copy !req
607. Uh, I'm sorry,
but I asked for the beef stew.Copy !req
608. Uh...Copy !req
609. Uh, what's going on?Copy !req
610. Maybe they think
it's my birthday?Copy !req
611. Don't worry,
I'll take care of this.Copy !req
612. Okay, everybody, take it easy.Copy !req
613. I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanationCopy !req
614. for whatever my friend said
or did.Copy !req
615. Uh... meow?Copy !req
616. Oh, no, no. Come on, guys.Copy !req
617. Take it easy.
Let's talk this through.Copy !req
618. Let's talk this through!Copy !req
619. Come on, come on.
Scanning Siberian customs.Copy !req
620. There's got to be
something in here.Copy !req
621. Tails,
whatever you're doing, do it fast.Copy !req
622. Ooh! I think I got it!Copy !req
623. Pivonka! Pivonka!Copy !req
624. Pivonka!Copy !req
625. Oh? Pivonka?Copy !req
626. Pivonka.Copy !req
627. Da.Copy !req
628. Pivonka!Copy !req
629. Tails, what's a "pivonka"?Copy !req
630. It's a Siberian custom
to resolve disputes.Copy !req
631. If we win, they let us go.
If we lose...Copy !req
632. Okay, we have to grab the map
and get out of here. Where's the map?Copy !req
633. Oh, no. I left it
on the table! Look!Copy !req
634. What?Copy !req
635. Oh, my God, it's a dance fight.Copy !req
636. Sonic, what do we do?Copy !req
637. We dance and get that map.Copy !req
638. Here we go.Copy !req
639. Ow!Copy !req
640. Okay, now let's do... No,
we're gonna go...Copy !req
641. Ah, okay.Copy !req
642. Okay, this is not going well.Copy !req
643. Channing Tatum
makes it look so easy.Copy !req
644. Wait, Sonic. Look!Copy !req
645. Opa! Opa! Opa!Copy !req
646. The map! Come on, let's grab it!Copy !req
647. You want?Copy !req
648. Come get.Copy !req
649. Freaks!Copy !req
650. Freaks!Copy !req
651. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
652. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
653. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
654. Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!Copy !req
655. What's wrong,
Tails? Come on. I need you!Copy !req
656. I can't do this, Sonic.
I'm not brave like you.Copy !req
657. My gadget got us in this mess,
and I lost your map,Copy !req
658. and we're gonna get
tossed into a fire!Copy !req
659. Ah...Copy !req
660. New deejay coming in.Copy !req
661. Come on, pal. I got an idea.Copy !req
662. They called us freaks,Copy !req
663. so let's get freaky.Copy !req
664. Just follow my moves.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
665. All right! Backup dancers!Copy !req
666. Here we go!Copy !req
667. Oh! Ha!Copy !req
668. Boom! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
669. Whoa!Copy !req
670. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!Copy !req
671. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
672. There's a lot
of me up here!Copy !req
673. I love pivonka!Copy !req
674. And big dismount!Copy !req
675. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
676. Yeah!Copy !req
677. I'll take that.Copy !req
678. Whoo-hoo! We did it!Copy !req
679. That was amazing!
Way to go, Tails.Copy !req
680. Wow.Copy !req
681. Only Sonic the Hedgehog
could win a dance battle that epic.Copy !req
682. Well, stick with me, pal.Copy !req
683. Earth can be a scary place,Copy !req
684. but I know everything
about this old pale blue dot.Copy !req
685. Do you really mean that?Copy !req
686. I mean, not everything. But I watch
a lot of Discovery Channel and...Copy !req
687. I meant about me being your pal.Copy !req
688. Of course, buddy.Copy !req
689. Comin' in hot.Copy !req
690. Growing up,
I didn't have any friends.Copy !req
691. Everyone in my village
thought my two tails were weird.Copy !req
692. Hey, I know that feeling.Copy !req
693. But then I saw you,
the fastest creature in the galaxy.Copy !req
694. You were weird too.
But you were a legend.Copy !req
695. That made me think,
maybe being weird isn't so bad.Copy !req
696. You inspired me
to leave my village,Copy !req
697. to find you and help you
in your mission.Copy !req
698. I'm really glad
you're here, Tails.Copy !req
699. I'm glad I'm here too, Sonic.Copy !req
700. Well, might as well
get some sleep.Copy !req
701. This feels like a good
place to spend the night.Copy !req
702. You'll be able to get clear
readings on your gizmo thingCopy !req
703. once the storm is over,
so I...Copy !req
704. Night, Tails.Copy !req
705. Tails. Tails. We have
a situation.Copy !req
706. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
707. Today's forecast calls for
clear, sunny skiesCopy !req
708. and a 100% chance of
adventure.Copy !req
709. I pinpointed the coordinates.
It's right up ahead.Copy !req
710. Wow.Copy !req
711. Hey, Tails. Wait up.Copy !req
712. Whoa.Copy !req
713. Okay,
we got a giant owl door. Seems encouraging.Copy !req
714. Whoa.Copy !req
715. Check this out.Copy !req
716. Can you translate that?Copy !req
717. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
718. Ages ago,
a fearsome group of warriors,Copy !req
719. known as the Echidnas,Copy !req
720. forged the Seven Chaos EmeraldsCopy !req
721. into the most unstoppable
weapon ever created.Copy !req
722. The Master Emerald.Copy !req
723. With it, a single warriorCopy !req
724. could defeat entire armies.Copy !req
725. Believing no one should
have such power,Copy !req
726. an order of heroes
recovered the EmeraldCopy !req
727. and swore to protect it
from evil.Copy !req
728. Sounds like
the Owls and the EchidnasCopy !req
729. have been fighting
each other for centuries.Copy !req
730. Like Vin Diesel and The Rock.Copy !req
731. Whoa! Wait for me.Copy !req
732. Okay, giant owl door,
giant owl. Makes sense.Copy !req
733. Whoa.Copy !req
734. Wait a second.
I've seen these symbols before.Copy !req
735. Here we go.Copy !req
736. Well, that did something.Copy !req
737. Whoa! The compass!Copy !req
738. This will lead us
to the Emerald!Copy !req
739. Hey, you got
a little something on your...Copy !req
740. Oh, no. Tails, get back.Copy !req
741. Run!Copy !req
742. That guy again?Copy !req
743. Heads up, my little stalagmites.Copy !req
744. Someone call an Uber?Copy !req
745. Hey, thanks for doing
all the hard stuff.Copy !req
746. But we'll take it from here.Copy !req
747. Okay, we really gotta talk
about your new look.Copy !req
748. It's like Professor X
meets the Monopoly man.Copy !req
749. And what kind of genius shows
up to Siberia in a convertible?Copy !req
750. The kind of genius
that can turn up the heat...Copy !req
751. with a flick of a switch.Copy !req
752. Oh! Whoo!Copy !req
753. Good one!
I'm sure that wasn't important.Copy !req
754. Tails, that's our exit. Come on.Copy !req
755. Uh-huh. Let's split up.Copy !req
756. You go high, I go low.Copy !req
757. Right.Copy !req
758. Quick little stretch
and here we go.Copy !req
759. Oh, so you want to play?Copy !req
760. That's new.Copy !req
761. Whoa.Copy !req
762. Sonic!Copy !req
763. Snowball fight!Copy !req
764. It's too easy.
Come on, challenge me!Copy !req
765. We are talking style
and pizzazz.Copy !req
766. Pew-pew-pew!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.Copy !req
767. Yeah! I make this look good.Copy !req
768. Oh, great. The Winter Soldier.Copy !req
769. For a guy named Knuckles,
you are really bad at punching.Copy !req
770. Surrender the compass!
You are no match for me.Copy !req
771. I've been training for this
my entire life.Copy !req
772. And I had no training at all,
yet here I am ahead of you.Copy !req
773. That's gotta be embarrassing.Copy !req
774. My rings!Copy !req
775. Has anyone ever told you
you've got serious anger issues?Copy !req
776. You mock me
with your weak jokes,Copy !req
777. but you know nothing
about me, hedgehog.Copy !req
778. Well, I know you Echidnas have a habit of
showing up uninvited and ruining my life.Copy !req
779. Ruining your life?
Another bad joke.Copy !req
780. I lost everything
because of you.Copy !req
781. My tribe was on the verge
of its greatest victory.Copy !req
782. The last of the Owl warriors
had been located.Copy !req
783. Soon Longclaw's Emerald secrets
would be ours.Copy !req
784. But my father stopped me
from joining the fight.Copy !req
785. He said my moment
to honor our tribe would come,Copy !req
786. but it was not this moment.Copy !req
787. Those were the last words
he spoke to me.Copy !req
788. I never saw him again.Copy !req
789. We both lost everything
that day.Copy !req
790. Goodbye, Sonic. No!Copy !req
791. Longclaw!Copy !req
792. Sonic! Are you okay?Copy !req
793. Deceiver!Copy !req
794. No, it wasn't a trick.Copy !req
795. Tails, take the compass
and get out of here!Copy !req
796. Yeah!Copy !req
797. Later, haters!Copy !req
798. Tails!Copy !req
799. Tails, come on. Wake up.Copy !req
800. He chose helping the fox
over pursuing the compass.Copy !req
801. Of course he did.Copy !req
802. New friend,
same pathetic weakness.Copy !req
803. Hmm.Copy !req
804. Oh, no. No, no, no.
We're in real trouble here.Copy !req
805. Come on, Tails. I need you to fly
us out of here. Time to wake up.Copy !req
806. See ya, kids.
Enjoy the fresh powder.Copy !req
807. Did you...Copy !req
808. These rings signify the...Copy !req
809. Sorry.Copy !req
810. Thought it was on silent.Copy !req
811. These rings...Copy !req
812. So help me, Thomas!Copy !req
813. Okay, sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
814. Excuse me, this is an emergency.Copy !req
815. Sorry.Copy !req
816. What? This better
be important. I just...Copy !req
817. Are you skiing?Copy !req
818. Snowboarding, actually.
But I need your help now.Copy !req
819. Life or death situation
this very second.Copy !req
820. I need you to use the ring I gave
you to save me. Like right now.Copy !req
821. Okay,
slow down. I don't even know where you are.Copy !req
822. You just gotta picture
where you want the ring to go.Copy !req
823. So picture this.Copy !req
824. Oh, my God. Okay, okay. Hang on.Copy !req
825. What?Copy !req
826. Did you throw it?Copy !req
827. Oh, God. What? Tell me what "Oh,
God."Copy !req
828. I mixed up the rings
when I was teasing Jojo.Copy !req
829. What? Where is it then?Copy !req
830. You don't want to know.Copy !req
831. But I do, Tom.Copy !req
832. I very much want to know,Copy !req
833. before I become
a hedgehog-flavored snow cone.Copy !req
834. Hang tight, buddy. I got this.Copy !req
835. With this ring, Rachel...Copy !req
836. Hey! Hi.Copy !req
837. Uh... Everything okay, bud?Copy !req
838. Not really. What are you doing?Copy !req
839. This is gonna sound crazy,
but I need to see that ringCopy !req
840. for just one second.
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
841. I'm gonna give it
right back, I promise.Copy !req
842. Please, Randall, it's really important. No,
bro. Go sit down.Copy !req
843. Give me the ring, please? Randall,
don't look at him, look at me.Copy !req
844. One second.
Put the ring on my finger.Copy !req
845. No, Randall, listen to me.Copy !req
846. Randall! Look at me.
Ring on my finger.Copy !req
847. Give me the ring! Just
one second. Put a ring on it!Copy !req
848. Please, love? Okay?Copy !req
849. With this ring... Yes, baby.Copy !req
850. I'm so sorry about this.Copy !req
851. Snow, my God. Oh, boy.Copy !req
852. Incoming!Copy !req
853. Oh.Copy !req
854. Anybody hurt?Copy !req
855. Sonic! Hawaii.Copy !req
856. Are you okay?Copy !req
857. What's happening?
Are you hurt?Copy !req
858. No, no, I'm fine. Okay, good.Copy !req
859. Because you're in
so much trouble!Copy !req
860. Okay, you calm down.Copy !req
861. You talk.Copy !req
862. Okay, quick version.Copy !req
863. Robotnik is back on Earth
and he's after a magic emerald.Copy !req
864. We need to get it back
or the world is doomed.Copy !req
865. Tails!Copy !req
866. Wait! All this happened
since yesterday?Copy !req
867. Wait. Who's Tails?Copy !req
868. Tails, can you hear me?Copy !req
869. Oh, Lord,
there are two of them now.Copy !req
870. Okay, let me think.
Tails, come on, buddy.Copy !req
871. Hey!Copy !req
872. Randall,
why do all of your friends have weapons?Copy !req
873. You really should have taken me up
on that brunch, Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.Copy !req
874. Olive Garden guy?Copy !req
875. It's okay, everyone.
We're federal agents.Copy !req
876. You, too, Agent. Go ahead.Copy !req
877. You mean to tell meCopy !req
878. that this entire wedding was a
setup? Rachel, wait a minute.Copy !req
879. What?Copy !req
880. That's correct, ma'am.Copy !req
881. Every single aspect
of Operation CatfishCopy !req
882. was a complete fabrication.Copy !req
883. Operation Catfish?Copy !req
884. So is everyone here an agent?Copy !req
885. Are you an agent?Copy !req
886. Son of a...Copy !req
887. Was the florist an agent?
How about the photographer?Copy !req
888. The woman who waxed my...Copy !req
889. at the spa?Copy !req
890. Is Jojo an agent?Copy !req
891. Rachel.Copy !req
892. What?Copy !req
893. Rachel, listen to me.Copy !req
894. I'm done listening!Copy !req
895. I am done listening!Copy !req
896. I am so sorry. I am
so sorry.Copy !req
897. I really am. I am so sorry.Copy !req
898. No. Hey, no!Copy !req
899. Let him go! Hey!Copy !req
900. Sonic, hang on.Copy !req
901. Take it easy. It's not worth it.Copy !req
902. Tom! Ah-ah-ah.Copy !req
903. Sonic is not a threat.
He's on our side.Copy !req
904. He's an uncontrolled
extraterrestrial.Copy !req
905. And your days of aiding
and abetting him are over.Copy !req
906. Secure them in the hotel
until the chopper arrives.Copy !req
907. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
908. Hold on, Major A-hole!Copy !req
909. This is still my day,Copy !req
910. and someone is gonna explain to
me what the hell is going on here!Copy !req
911. After the events
in San Francisco,Copy !req
912. a global task force was created,Copy !req
913. devoted to protecting
our planet from alien threats.Copy !req
914. That day,
Guardian Units of Nations was born.Copy !req
915. G-U-N. Seriously? GUN, yeah.Copy !req
916. Look, what about protecting
our planet from Dr. Robotnik?Copy !req
917. Robotnik is dead.Copy !req
918. You're wrong. He's back.Copy !req
919. And you just hauled away the
only ones who could stop him.Copy !req
920. Sounds like Robotnik
might be back in play.Copy !req
921. If he is,
I want him found immediately.Copy !req
922. And cancel my five o'clock
at the Olive Garden.Copy !req
923. Aunt Maddie? Yeah.Copy !req
924. Sonic and his friend
dropped this.Copy !req
925. I have an idea.Copy !req
926. And I want to have
a word with my fiancé.Copy !req
927. And that word is "murder."Copy !req
928. Hey, come on.
You can't just leave us in here.Copy !req
929. My friend is hurt! He needs a doctor,
a vet, anyone!Copy !req
930. Tails,
you got to wake up, buddy.Copy !req
931. Please wake up.Copy !req
932. All clear.Copy !req
933. All right. Game plan.Copy !req
934. I get inside the hotel and find
where they're hiding Tom and Sonic.Copy !req
935. Okay.
Then I find Randall, right?Copy !req
936. And then I squeeze the breathCopy !req
937. from his lying, deceitful,
perfectly manscaped body!Copy !req
938. I'm going through
a lot right now.Copy !req
939. So let me process this
my own way, okay?Copy !req
940. Sure, sure.Copy !req
941. No judgment. Should've
brought a journal.Copy !req
942. Okay...Copy !req
943. Okay. Is this meant to be a
weapon? This is adorable.Copy !req
944. Pew, pew! Take that, Randall!Copy !req
945. Run, Randall!Copy !req
946. All right.Copy !req
947. We're about to
find out. All right!Copy !req
948. Let's go kick some Booty.Copy !req
949. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
950. Rachel! No. Rachel!Copy !req
951. In a minute.Copy !req
952. Mm-mmm! Mm.Copy !req
953. Stop right there!Copy !req
954. Get the bag.Copy !req
955. He's gonna
come back down, right?Copy !req
956. I don't know.Copy !req
957. Good luck!Copy !req
958. Look. Tom and Sonic
have to be inside.Copy !req
959. I got a fiancé to
vaporize. Uh-huh.Copy !req
960. Watch your back, sis. Okay.Copy !req
961. Randall!Copy !req
962. We got her.Copy !req
963. Move in.Copy !req
964. Okay.Copy !req
965. I did not mean to do that!Copy !req
966. Whoo!Copy !req
967. Something bothering you, Agent?Copy !req
968. I just feel a little guilty
about what I did to Rachel, sir.Copy !req
969. Ah, don't worry about it.
We'll send her a gift card.Copy !req
970. Now, I propose a toast.Copy !req
971. To a perfectly
executed operation.Copy !req
972. Sir, we're under attack.Copy !req
973. Randall, wifey's home!Copy !req
974. Oh, my God. Rachel.Copy !req
975. What a woman.Copy !req
976. You no-good,Copy !req
977. lowdown, dirty, lying...Copy !req
978. Rachel, just listen to me.Copy !req
979. What kind of twisted sickoCopy !req
980. tricks someone
into a fake wedding?Copy !req
981. Party's over, Bridezilla.
Stop right there.Copy !req
982. You son of a...Copy !req
983. Have it your way. No!Copy !req
984. No!Copy !req
985. Oh. Ugh. Oh!Copy !req
986. Very disappointing,
Agent Handel.Copy !req
987. Ha! Is that supposed
to be a weapon?Copy !req
988. I don't know,
but we gonna find out.Copy !req
989. Haven't you caused
enough trouble for one day?Copy !req
990. I haven't even begun
causing trouble.Copy !req
991. Hell hath no fury like
a bride scorned.Copy !req
992. Looks like it's real, huh?Copy !req
993. Whoa! Uh! Ah! Huh?Copy !req
994. No. Right.Copy !req
995. Be honest. How bad is it?Copy !req
996. Not bad at all.
You got Tased. You'll be fine.Copy !req
997. I'm so cold.Copy !req
998. You landed on our ice sculpture.Copy !req
999. Get up.Copy !req
1000. Just...Copy !req
1001. Just tell me the truth,
for once.Copy !req
1002. Is there anything about you
or about us that was real?Copy !req
1003. Rachel, look at me.Copy !req
1004. Before I met you,Copy !req
1005. I didn't think that I was even
capable of real happiness.Copy !req
1006. But that all changed when
you walked into my life.Copy !req
1007. And I ended up breaking the
first rule of undercover work.Copy !req
1008. Which is?Copy !req
1009. Never fall in love.Copy !req
1010. Maddie! Maddie!Copy !req
1011. We're busting out of here.
How'd you get past the guards?Copy !req
1012. Because that little fox
is into some crazy stuff.Copy !req
1013. Come on.Copy !req
1014. Let's go. You're amazing.Copy !req
1015. The Owls were fools to think
they could hide this.Copy !req
1016. Ah.Copy !req
1017. What's happening?Copy !req
1018. Wait for it.Copy !req
1019. Yes. Eureka!Copy !req
1020. I've found it!Copy !req
1021. Sonic.Copy !req
1022. What is that? A big problem.Copy !req
1023. The compass led Robotnik
to the Emerald.Copy !req
1024. That's got to be
hundreds of miles away.Copy !req
1025. All right.Copy !req
1026. Huddle up.
Let's figure out a plan.Copy !req
1027. Together.Copy !req
1028. There's no time for that.Copy !req
1029. I'm the only one
that can get there fast enough.Copy !req
1030. Sonic, this is way too big
for you to do by yourself.Copy !req
1031. You see that little fox
over there?Copy !req
1032. He came all the way across
the universe to meet his hero.Copy !req
1033. And what did his hero do?
I practically got him killed.Copy !req
1034. You know what? You were right.Copy !req
1035. My moment came and I blew it.Copy !req
1036. I'm no hero.Copy !req
1037. Wait. No.Copy !req
1038. I'm not letting
anyone else get hurtCopy !req
1039. because of me.Copy !req
1040. I'm gonna fix this
while I still can.Copy !req
1041. Sonic!Copy !req
1042. Sonic, wait!Copy !req
1043. Hold on. Wait. Don't move.Copy !req
1044. Take it easy, little guy.
You're hurt.Copy !req
1045. But we have to help him. You
don't know what he's up against.Copy !req
1046. You believe us now?Copy !req
1047. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1048. Hey, Bob!Copy !req
1049. Hey, Maria, how you doing? Hey!Copy !req
1050. Ah.Copy !req
1051. Working on my moves.Copy !req
1052. Just keepin' it green.
No need to burn the fuel.Copy !req
1053. Speaking of fuel...Copy !req
1054. Closed?Copy !req
1055. That doesn't seem right.Copy !req
1056. Close.Copy !req
1057. Yes.Copy !req
1058. Makeover, makeover. Look at you.Copy !req
1059. Freeze! Police!Copy !req
1060. Oh, my God, you got robot hands.Copy !req
1061. No, they're gloves.Copy !req
1062. Get 'em up.
Now spread your fingers!Copy !req
1063. Now wiggle 'em!
Wiggle your digits!Copy !req
1064. Yes! Like you just finished
a big musical number.Copy !req
1065. Good.Copy !req
1066. Why is there
a light on your head?Copy !req
1067. 'Cause I'm the sheriff
for the weekend, pal.Copy !req
1068. Ugh. Water.Copy !req
1069. Why did it have to be water?Copy !req
1070. Okay, you can do this.Copy !req
1071. Gotta go fast.Copy !req
1072. Oh!Copy !req
1073. I don't want to die
like this! It's derivative!Copy !req
1074. Make room for Daddy!Copy !req
1075. Two and two. Great!Copy !req
1076. We're still bipedals,
more or less.Copy !req
1077. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
1078. I've solved it. There is a
booby trap every seven seco...Copy !req
1079. That was a little early. Mmm.Copy !req
1080. Oh! So glad it didn't
cut off my mustache.Copy !req
1081. Hey, Little Red Wrecking Ball.Copy !req
1082. I know you're dying
to get your Emerald on,Copy !req
1083. but can we be a little bit more
mindful of our surroundings?Copy !req
1084. May I?Copy !req
1085. In 30 feet, turn left.Copy !req
1086. Work smarter, not harder.Copy !req
1087. My pelvis.Copy !req
1088. Okay, Secret Temple,
let's see what you've got.Copy !req
1089. Whoa!Copy !req
1090. No, no, no! No!Copy !req
1091. No.Copy !req
1092. Yes!Copy !req
1093. You have
arrived at your destination.Copy !req
1094. Wow. That really
opened up the space.Copy !req
1095. I can't even picture it
with an impenetrable wall now.Copy !req
1096. And the rubble
is always a nice touch.Copy !req
1097. At last. The Master Emerald.Copy !req
1098. Ultimate power.Copy !req
1099. Soon order will be restored.Copy !req
1100. All because of what
we have done together.Copy !req
1101. Such a lovely sentiment,
Knuckles.Copy !req
1102. I think I feel
a single tear forming.Copy !req
1103. Sadly...Copy !req
1104. You're as useful to me nowCopy !req
1105. as a backstage pass
to Limp Bizkit.Copy !req
1106. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1107. Nailed it.Copy !req
1108. This guy is always trying
to spoil a bad thing!Copy !req
1109. Ah! You guys are here, too?Copy !req
1110. Took the long way, huh?Copy !req
1111. Is everything a joke to you?Copy !req
1112. Why must you constantly
interfere with my destiny?Copy !req
1113. Because my destiny is to
protect my friends and family.Copy !req
1114. I think I just threw up
in my mouth.Copy !req
1115. And if you want that emerald,
you're gonna have to go through me.Copy !req
1116. Whoa!Copy !req
1117. The Echidna's
taking no prisoners today!Copy !req
1118. Sonic has heart,
but will he lose the quill to live?Copy !req
1119. I don't want to fight you,
but you're not giving me much choice.Copy !req
1120. Too easy. Let's do this.Copy !req
1121. Huh?Copy !req
1122. Why don't you stand still
and die with honor?Copy !req
1123. Let me think about it.Copy !req
1124. Okay, I thought about it
and I pass.Copy !req
1125. Hi there, beautiful.Copy !req
1126. You're the real deal,
aren't you?Copy !req
1127. Say goodbye, hedgehog.Copy !req
1128. Knuckles, stop.
Robotnik's stealing the Emerald!Copy !req
1129. What kind of fool
do you take me for?Copy !req
1130. Just look.Copy !req
1131. Mine.Copy !req
1132. Wait! That wasn't the deal.Copy !req
1133. Oh, you poor, naive creature.Copy !req
1134. It's not your fault.Copy !req
1135. A more advanced intellect would
have seen this move coming a mile away.Copy !req
1136. Or 1.6 kilometers.Copy !req
1137. But I trusted you!
You were my friend!Copy !req
1138. I'm sorry.
That just hit me funny.Copy !req
1139. Let this be
my final lesson to you,Copy !req
1140. you dim-witted
celestial skin tag.Copy !req
1141. Friends...Copy !req
1142. are open, honest
and vulnerable with each other.Copy !req
1143. Which means X squared times
the hypotenuse of Y squared,Copy !req
1144. divided by the absolute value
of friendship, equals...Copy !req
1145. dookie!Copy !req
1146. Oh, no.Copy !req
1147. Chaos is power!Copy !req
1148. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1149. Knuckles!Copy !req
1150. Water again? Come on!Copy !req
1151. Mmm?Copy !req
1152. Mmm?Copy !req
1153. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
1154. Mmm?Copy !req
1155. You saved me.Copy !req
1156. Don't talk to me.
I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
1157. How dare you attack me
in my hour of sorrow!Copy !req
1158. Why did you save me?Copy !req
1159. Because you saved me first,Copy !req
1160. which clearly gave you a tactical
advantage I do not understand.Copy !req
1161. It wasn't a tactic.
I couldn't just let you die.Copy !req
1162. Why?Copy !req
1163. I've been trying to destroy
you since the moment we met.Copy !req
1164. Because being a hero isn't
about taking care of yourself.Copy !req
1165. It's about taking responsibility
for other people.Copy !req
1166. Hmm. Wise words.
An ancient Earth proverb?Copy !req
1167. No, sir, that's
a Wachowski family special.Copy !req
1168. I got it from a guy
in a rowboat.Copy !req
1169. Someone who means a lot to me.Copy !req
1170. Wait a second.
What's that sound?Copy !req
1171. Only Sonic the Hedgehog
needs rescuing this much.Copy !req
1172. That sly little fox!Copy !req
1173. Come on, Knucklehead.
We're not beat yet.Copy !req
1174. On the mountain,
you told me you'd lost everything.Copy !req
1175. The way I did.Copy !req
1176. But you seem
so hopeful and free.Copy !req
1177. How did you move forward
despite failing again?Copy !req
1178. And again. And again.
And again. And again.Copy !req
1179. Okay, I didn't fail that much.
But I didn't do this all alone.Copy !req
1180. I found a new family.
New friends.Copy !req
1181. And you can too.Copy !req
1182. You don't have to be
alone anymore.Copy !req
1183. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1184. Are you kidding me
with that handshake?Copy !req
1185. I'm done
playing games, pal.Copy !req
1186. You're gonna tell me
what I want to know.Copy !req
1187. And I am asking you
for the last time...Copy !req
1188. what would you like
on your bagel?Copy !req
1189. I'm not telling you anything.Copy !req
1190. And that is a display bagel.Copy !req
1191. I don't get it with you!
I mean, I've tried everything.Copy !req
1192. I was good cop. I was bad cop.Copy !req
1193. I was cop
who offers you a bagel.Copy !req
1194. And nothing. It's like...Copy !req
1195. That is a display bagel. Wow.Copy !req
1196. Doctor, you're here.Copy !req
1197. Yes,
I'm here, and yet I'm...Copy !req
1198. not all there.Copy !req
1199. Sir, are you feeling okay?Copy !req
1200. I'm more than okay.Copy !req
1201. I'm upgraded.Copy !req
1202. Sinister 3.0.Copy !req
1203. My game is next level.Copy !req
1204. Hi.Copy !req
1205. I can smell the electricity
in your brain.Copy !req
1206. You smell like a snack plate.Copy !req
1207. Yeah, no, that's fair.
I had a couple today.Copy !req
1208. Sit down.Copy !req
1209. In the chair.Copy !req
1210. I didn't know.Copy !req
1211. 'Cause he was in the chair,
so I didn't... Okay.Copy !req
1212. Sir? We have a problem.Copy !req
1213. - All teams in position!
- Set up a perimeter!Copy !req
1214. Move! Move! Move!Copy !req
1215. In correct us, my trusty barnacle.Copy !req
1216. After all these years,Copy !req
1217. what I finally got...Copy !req
1218. is a solution.Copy !req
1219. Commander. Status report.Copy !req
1220. Robotnik is in there with Stone
and a hostage. Possibly local PD.Copy !req
1221. I'm not saying he's dumb,
but if he is local PD,Copy !req
1222. this town's in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
1223. Wade.Copy !req
1224. Um...Copy !req
1225. Okay.Copy !req
1226. Rockin' that new
spring collection, I see.Copy !req
1227. Well, if it isn't
the Pastry King.Copy !req
1228. The Donut Lord.Copy !req
1229. A real genius would remember
the name of the guyCopy !req
1230. who helped kick your butt
off this planet.Copy !req
1231. And I'll do it again
if you mess with Green Hills.Copy !req
1232. Congratulations on your
oh-so-temporary sense of superiority.Copy !req
1233. You're finished, Robotnik!
We've taken everything.Copy !req
1234. Your lab, your drones,
your funding!Copy !req
1235. Let's see how big of a man you
are without your silly little robots.Copy !req
1236. Would you like to see how...Copy !req
1237. big a man I can be?Copy !req
1238. Welcome to the new norm.Copy !req
1239. My God!Copy !req
1240. Doctor! Take me with you!Copy !req
1241. He's taking everything apart.Copy !req
1242. He's building something.Copy !req
1243. That can only be one thing.Copy !req
1244. The fearsome power
of the Emerald.Copy !req
1245. If that thing really
turns thoughts into power,Copy !req
1246. we are in big trouble.Copy !req
1247. Robotnik has a lot
of bad thoughts.Copy !req
1248. Hey, Sonic, are you sure
it was a good ideaCopy !req
1249. bringing you-know-who aboard?Copy !req
1250. Knuckles isn't really a bad guy.
He's just a little mixed up.Copy !req
1251. I am not mixed up!Copy !req
1252. I have steely focus.
And I'm complex.Copy !req
1253. And that's a lot
for some people.Copy !req
1254. Hope you're not
still mad I hit you with that car.Copy !req
1255. Pfft!
I was completely uninjured.Copy !req
1256. And my revenge will come
when you least expect it, fox.Copy !req
1257. Whoa.Copy !req
1258. Sir, you're magnificent!Copy !req
1259. Thank you, sycophant.Copy !req
1260. Your admiration is inevitable.Copy !req
1261. I knew it!Copy !req
1262. Just like the Stay Puft
Marshmallow Man.Copy !req
1263. World Domination play list.Copy !req
1264. Fall back.Copy !req
1265. Fall back! Quick! Retreat!Copy !req
1266. How are we supposed
to beat this thing?Copy !req
1267. We need a plan.Copy !req
1268. Knuckles, use your strength to...Copy !req
1269. Jump off the plane. Wow.Copy !req
1270. Okay, this is what we're
gonna do. Step 1: Light taunting.Copy !req
1271. Step 2: I have no idea.Copy !req
1272. Sonic!Copy !req
1273. Nice action figure, Eggman.Copy !req
1274. Does it do anything or just
stand there looking ugly?Copy !req
1275. Like a blister,
he keeps coming back!Copy !req
1276. He's on the okay-to-kill list. Shoot
the missiles. Make a decision.Copy !req
1277. I need a moment, sir. I'm
trying to figure out how to do this.Copy !req
1278. Did you even glance at a manual?Copy !req
1279. No! I'll do it.Copy !req
1280. Pardon my lightning.Copy !req
1281. You might want to
ground yourself.Copy !req
1282. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1283. I'm gonna pop that thing open
like a can of chili...Copy !req
1284. Whoa!Copy !req
1285. Hang on!Copy !req
1286. Whoa!Copy !req
1287. Whoa!Copy !req
1288. Whoo! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1289. Oh,
yeah! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Close one.Copy !req
1290. Sonic!Copy !req
1291. Robotnik!Copy !req
1292. Deceiver!Copy !req
1293. Die, mosquito.Copy !req
1294. Ooh! I felt that.Copy !req
1295. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
1296. What just happened?Copy !req
1297. It's the Stache Masher.
Right here in the manual.Copy !req
1298. Return to sender.Copy !req
1299. Stone?Copy !req
1300. Oh, great.Copy !req
1301. Next thing you know, there'll be a
report about a hostile work environment.Copy !req
1302. Those were our best attacks,
and they did nothing!Copy !req
1303. We can't beat Robotnik as
long as he's got that Emerald.Copy !req
1304. He's too powerful.Copy !req
1305. Look, we aren't strong enough
to beat Robotnik on our own.Copy !req
1306. But there's three of us.Copy !req
1307. Your strength, your smarts
and my speed.Copy !req
1308. Together. That's how we win.Copy !req
1309. So we make our stand here
on the field of battle.Copy !req
1310. As a team.Copy !req
1311. This is it.Copy !req
1312. This is our moment.Copy !req
1313. Time to fight.Copy !req
1314. Bad time to say this,
but I don't actually have a plan.Copy !req
1315. Tails, any ideas?Copy !req
1316. We have to find his weak spot.Copy !req
1317. I suggest the groin.Copy !req
1318. What? No. No!Copy !req
1319. Traditionally, yes,
the groin is the weakest spot.Copy !req
1320. Stop saying "groin."Copy !req
1321. Hedgehog!Copy !req
1322. Look out!Copy !req
1323. I know what his
weak spot is. It's me.Copy !req
1324. I'm the groin!Copy !req
1325. Think about it. Whoa!Copy !req
1326. I live rent-free
in this dude's head.Copy !req
1327. So if I go out there
and rile him up...Copy !req
1328. He'll focus on only you,
leaving himself openCopy !req
1329. to a flanking maneuver
from me and the fox!Copy !req
1330. Hedgehog,
you are a brave and noble warrior.Copy !req
1331. Go to your certain death
with honor.Copy !req
1332. We're gonna have to work
on your pep talks, pal.Copy !req
1333. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
1334. All right, mustache.Copy !req
1335. You want me? Come and get me.Copy !req
1336. You don't tell me
about coming and getting.Copy !req
1337. I am on the cutting edge
of coming and getting!Copy !req
1338. Coming, getting.Copy !req
1339. Coming, getting. Coming,
getting. Coming, getting.Copy !req
1340. Oh, you're really heavy.Copy !req
1341. That's because I am one million
percent muscle. Faster, fox!Copy !req
1342. Go! Move, guys! Move back! Let's go,
that's it! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1343. Keep going! Go! Go!Copy !req
1344. No, no! Stop! Stop the truck!Copy !req
1345. Tom, what happened here?Copy !req
1346. You thinking what I'm
thinking? Let's get our kid.Copy !req
1347. We need your truck!Copy !req
1348. Coming,
getting. Whew!Copy !req
1349. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
1350. So what's the
plan here?Copy !req
1351. Huh?Copy !req
1352. You gonna build
a big robot house?Copy !req
1353. Get yourself a big robot wife?Copy !req
1354. I'm going to enslave humanity and
force them to service my machines.Copy !req
1355. First, Green Hills.
Then the universe.Copy !req
1356. Then the multiverse.Copy !req
1357. Then who knows?
Maybe that'll be enough.Copy !req
1358. Full disclosure?Copy !req
1359. You won't be there.Copy !req
1360. Eye lasers? Really?Copy !req
1361. Snot rocket!Copy !req
1362. No, no, no!Copy !req
1363. Giving up already?Copy !req
1364. Not so tough when you're fighting
someone 700 times your size, are ya?Copy !req
1365. You can't beat me!Copy !req
1366. I'm all-powerful! All-knowing!Copy !req
1367. All-seeing.Copy !req
1368. Looks like your fancy robot
has a glitch.Copy !req
1369. Is it me?
What about me? I'm over here.Copy !req
1370. Up top! Down below!
Behind you!Copy !req
1371. I'm
over here. Sorry! Over here.Copy !req
1372. Too slow! Try again.Copy !req
1373. You can't outsmart me.
Missed me again.Copy !req
1374. I'm the out smarter-er!Copy !req
1375. I didn't outsmart you.
I'm just the distraction.Copy !req
1376. Robotnik!Copy !req
1377. I am also a hologram.Copy !req
1378. Disloyal.Copy !req
1379. "Dis" is how I roll.Copy !req
1380. Where's my Emerald?Copy !req
1381. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1382. Computer, auxiliary power.Copy !req
1383. Oh.Copy !req
1384. The Emerald. It's right there.Copy !req
1385. Move, you hunk of junk!Copy !req
1386. I have to... reach it.Copy !req
1387. Come on.Copy !req
1388. There he is! Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1389. No!Copy !req
1390. We got you, Sonic.Copy !req
1391. Hold on!Copy !req
1392. - You guys okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1393. Okay.Copy !req
1394. I got the Emerald.
We could still defeat him.Copy !req
1395. Come on, come on. How does
this thing work? What do I do?Copy !req
1396. What?Copy !req
1397. No. No, no, no!Copy !req
1398. Look at the happy little family.Copy !req
1399. You have to get away from
me. I'm the one he wants.Copy !req
1400. Hey.Copy !req
1401. We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1402. We're family.Copy !req
1403. And families stick together...Copy !req
1404. no matter what.Copy !req
1405. I love you guys.Copy !req
1406. We love you too, Sonic.Copy !req
1407. No!Copy !req
1408. I got him!Copy !req
1409. I finally got him!Copy !req
1410. What was that?Copy !req
1411. It's over, Eggman.Copy !req
1412. I like the
new look. It works for you.Copy !req
1413. What do you say
we just let bygones be bygones?Copy !req
1414. I did some things,
you did some things.Copy !req
1415. There are good people
on both sides.Copy !req
1416. Surely two intelligent beingsCopy !req
1417. can work these things out!Copy !req
1418. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
1419. Get him, Sonic! Come on.Copy !req
1420. Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
1421. It's like that?Copy !req
1422. Okay, we're not friends.Copy !req
1423. Later, hater!Copy !req
1424. Sonic! Buddy!Copy !req
1425. Wait! You cannot touch him!Copy !req
1426. The hedgehog holds
the power of the Emerald.Copy !req
1427. I am sorry. He is no longer
the Sonic you once knew.Copy !req
1428. What?Copy !req
1429. Mmm.Copy !req
1430. Oh, you got to try this.Copy !req
1431. Okay. He is exactly
the Sonic you once knew.Copy !req
1432. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1433. Sonic! Whoa!Copy !req
1434. Bring it in, bud.Copy !req
1435. It's good to be back in blue.Copy !req
1436. The golden god thing was fun,
but blue has always been more my color.Copy !req
1437. Looks good on you.Copy !req
1438. Sonic, you were
the most powerful heroCopy !req
1439. in the universe,
and you let it go.Copy !req
1440. Why?Copy !req
1441. Because I still have
some growing up to do.Copy !req
1442. And I kind of like being a kid.Copy !req
1443. And you're not just any kid.Copy !req
1444. You're our kid.Copy !req
1445. That's right.Copy !req
1446. Bring it in! Yay. Hugs.Copy !req
1447. It's a good thing we didn't do
this before. You would've blown up.Copy !req
1448. Whoa! You fixed it.Copy !req
1449. I've spent my whole life
questing for this.Copy !req
1450. Now I have it.Copy !req
1451. Now we have it.Copy !req
1452. What do we do with it?
What next?Copy !req
1453. There were once
two orders of heroesCopy !req
1454. who protected the galaxy from those
who would use the Emerald for evil.Copy !req
1455. But they have all passed on to
the great battleground in the sky.Copy !req
1456. So we start a new order.
The three of us.Copy !req
1457. This is no light task.Copy !req
1458. We must make a vow to use our
powers to keep the universe safe,Copy !req
1459. to watch out for each other.Copy !req
1460. Our new tribe.Copy !req
1461. Oh, I know!Copy !req
1462. A power bump!Copy !req
1463. Good idea.Copy !req
1464. It's an Earth custom.
An unbreakable promise.Copy !req
1465. Very well.Copy !req
1466. A power bump it is.Copy !req
1467. Power bump!Copy !req
1468. It's truly a beautiful dayCopy !req
1469. for baseball here
in Green Hills.Copy !req
1470. An exciting lineup todayCopy !req
1471. with the debut appearance
of two new players!Copy !req
1472. On the mound,
rookie sensation from across the galaxy,Copy !req
1473. Miles "Tails" Prower,Copy !req
1474. facing off against the powerhouse,
Knuckles the Echidna.Copy !req
1475. Um, I don't understand.Copy !req
1476. Why am I angry
at the enemy ball?Copy !req
1477. You're not angry.Copy !req
1478. You just want to hit it
as hard as you canCopy !req
1479. and then run around the bases.Copy !req
1480. But if my quest ends
where I am standing,Copy !req
1481. why run at all?Copy !req
1482. Ugh. I can't with this guy.
Why do I even try?Copy !req
1483. This is just a game.
We're out here having fun.Copy !req
1484. Just having some fun.Copy !req
1485. Fun. Huh.Copy !req
1486. All right!
Give him the heat, Tails!Copy !req
1487. Hope you're ready
for my fastball.Copy !req
1488. Your fastball
will be dishonored.Copy !req
1489. And so will you, fox.Copy !req
1490. Easy, guys!Copy !req
1491. Don't think about it too much.Copy !req
1492. Just keep your elbow up,
eye on the ballCopy !req
1493. and give it a ride.Copy !req
1494. A ride? To where?Copy !req
1495. Power bump!Copy !req
1496. Ha! Victory is mine!Copy !req
1497. Hey, no fair!
That shouldn't count.Copy !req
1498. First base is also mine!Copy !req
1499. I think that was our
only ball.Copy !req
1500. I have conquered
the second of the bases!Copy !req
1501. Who wants ice cream?Copy !req
1502. Knocked the cover off that.Copy !req
1503. Ice cream! Ice cream, yeah!Copy !req
1504. I am having
the fun! What is ice cream?Copy !req
1505. It's a dessert. If you like fun,
you're gonna love it.Copy !req
1506. Oh, yum. Dessert.
Does it have grapes in it?Copy !req
1507. No, not usually.Copy !req
1508. I'm proud of our little guy.Copy !req
1509. I really like his new friends,
especially the red one.Copy !req
1510. He cracks me up.
Heck of a swing too.Copy !req
1511. Come on, fox.Copy !req
1512. Our dessert adventure
awaits. Whoo!Copy !req
1513. Good job, guys. Yeah.Copy !req
1514. You too, baby.Copy !req
1515. Let's go get some ice cream.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
1516. I'm happy for you, pal.Copy !req
1517. Got your wing men.Copy !req
1518. Perfect friends to grow up with.Copy !req
1519. Come on,
Knuckles. Ah! My victory chariot!Copy !req
1520. I've got a lot more
than that... Dad.Copy !req
1521. Race you to the truck.Copy !req
1522. One, two, three, go!Copy !req
1523. No, don't go easy on me.
I want your best.Copy !req
1524. Sonic, I have just been told
they have sprinkles.Copy !req
1525. Ice cream and sprinkles?
This is your new destiny.Copy !req
1526. What a perfect meal to celebrate
my victory over you in base of ball.Copy !req
1527. What? I mean,
you barely beat me.Copy !req
1528. Ha! You've never been
beaten so hard.Copy !req
1529. Can't forget this.Copy !req
1530. Agent, I want an update.Copy !req
1531. Still searching,
sir. We haven't found any sign of Robotnik.Copy !req
1532. No one could've
survived that crash.Copy !req
1533. He's toast. Good riddance.Copy !req
1534. What a mess that lunatic made.Copy !req
1535. Sir, there's something else.Copy !req
1536. When we were wiping Robotnik off
our database, we found something.Copy !req
1537. A file buried deep in our system
and dating back over 50 years.Copy !req
1538. What was it?Copy !req
1539. Coordinates, sir.Copy !req
1540. Coordinates? To what?Copy !req
1541. A secret research facility.Copy !req
1542. It was a black site, sir.Copy !req
1543. Someone worked very hard
to keep this hidden.Copy !req
1544. My God.Copy !req
1545. Project Shadow.Copy !req