1. As your principal,Copy !req
2. I watched you all start out
here at Lincoln high...Copy !req
3. Caterpillars in our cocoon
of stability.Copy !req
4. Over the last four years,
your chrysalis has hardened.Copy !req
5. And now if I listen closely,Copy !req
6. I can almost hear
your cocoons opening.Copy !req
7. I see before me
monarch butterflies...Copy !req
8. Ready to take off into
that great adventure...Copy !req
9. That I like to call "life."Copy !req
10. And now...Copy !req
11. I'm proud to present
your valedictorian...Copy !req
12. Rebecca Warner.Copy !req
13. Rebecca! Whoo!Copy !req
14. Today I would like
to talk about change.Copy !req
15. It's all around us.Copy !req
16. Change. It happens
whether we want it or not.Copy !req
17. Change.
Are we ready for it?Copy !req
18. I think so.Copy !req
19. We are poised
and prepared for the future,Copy !req
20. ready to embrace new people,
places and ideas.Copy !req
21. In short, we are ready
for the challenge of life.Copy !req
22. Ladies and gentlemen,
take a good look at us.
wake up!Copy !req
23. We are the future.
We are the Lincoln tigers.Copy !req
24. Hear us roar!
Whoo! We did it!Copy !req
25. I give you the class of 1993!Copy !req
26. Rebecca!
Zack, get up.Copy !req
27. Don't worry about it.
All right, okay.
Do what you want.Copy !req
28. Hold still there.
Rebecca! Give me
that camera, Walter.Copy !req
29. If we wait much longer,
it will be my graduation.Copy !req
30. Travis, would you please
take our picture?
Come on!Copy !req
31. Oh, yeah.
Mom, where
do you want me?Copy !req
32. Now look here, Travis,
you ever work one of these?
Come on, dad!Copy !req
33. Just a minute, please.
In my day, all ya did
was push a button.Copy !req
34. In his day, dinosaurs
roamed the earth.
Okay, Walter,Copy !req
35. we're ready.
Look, I'm just tryin'
to get a good one, damn it.Copy !req
36. Mom, it's fine.
It will be fine.Copy !req
37. All right, all right,
is everybody ready?
Yes!Copy !req
38. All right, everybody say,
"cheese."
Cheese!Copy !req
39. Travis, did you press
that little thing—Copy !req
40. California is
a long way off
just to go to school.Copy !req
41. Are you sure you don't
wanna reconsider state?
no, dad.Copy !req
42. You know
I wanna do this.
Yeah.Copy !req
43. Oh. Rebecca.Copy !req
44. I-I'm not sure
that I've...Copy !req
45. Really prepared you
for what you're gonna
run into out there.Copy !req
46. What I mean is...Copy !req
47. The boys are different
than they are here.Copy !req
48. They, um, uh—Copy !req
49. w-w-what I'm tryin'
to say is that the—Copy !req
50. well, the lifestyle's
a lot faster.Copy !req
51. - Are you tryin' to tell me
not to have sex, dad?
- Huh?Copy !req
52. Daddy.Copy !req
53. I'll be fine.Copy !req
54. You know me.
Well, it's, uh—Copy !req
55. it's pretty late.
Uh, guess we'll get
a little shut-eye, huh?Copy !req
56. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
57. Good night.
Good night.Copy !req
58. Travis?
What?Copy !req
59. Slow down.
Why?Copy !req
60. 'Cause I-I want it
to be right.Copy !req
61. Well, when's it gonna be right?
You're leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
62. You act like
it's forever.Copy !req
63. Well, I'm not gonna see you
for three months.Copy !req
64. What if everything changes?Copy !req
65. Nothing is going
to change.Copy !req
66. I'll go to school,
you'll work at the co-op...Copy !req
67. And we'll see each other
every single vacation.Copy !req
68. And when I'm done,Copy !req
69. we'll be together.Copy !req
70. Promise?
Promise.Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. I guess I can wait.Copy !req
73. Now... where were we?Copy !req
74. That's no way to pack
a truck, junior. These
bags should be back there.Copy !req
75. Oh, come on, dad.
I know what I'm doin'.
All right, all right.Copy !req
76. But don't come
cryin' to me when my
granddaughter's clothes...Copy !req
77. Are scattered all
up and down the highway.
Watch your hands.Copy !req
78. Zack,
where's your sister?
What?Copy !req
79. I don't know. Maybe she's
still in the barn with—Copy !req
80. Zack.
What?Copy !req
81. Rebecca! Let's go!
Just a minute.Copy !req
82. Okay!Copy !req
83. Learn a lot, shortcake!Copy !req
84. How long 'til
we get there?Copy !req
85. Two days, Zack,
so you might as well relax.Copy !req
86. I said, "shoot."
Hmm, Walter,
isn't that the long way?Copy !req
87. You wanna drive?
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to help.Copy !req
88. Next stop,
sunny California.Copy !req
89. Stop!
I'm doin' the drivin'
here, Connie.Copy !req
90. All freshman must report
for registration by 6:00 P.M.Copy !req
91. If you don't register,
you don't exist.Copy !req
92. Quit it, you little—
I don't have to.Copy !req
93. Fine, I'm ignoring you now.
If you kids don't shut up,Copy !req
94. I'm gonna turn this car around.
We're gonna go right back home.Copy !req
95. You don't have to
freak, dad. Speaking of freaks,
hey, how ya doin' ?Copy !req
96. Look at that idiot.
great school, Rebecca.Copy !req
97. You need a lobotomy
to get in here?
Shut up!Copy !req
98. Don't say
shut up.Copy !req
99. Coming through!Copy !req
100. Oh, my God. We're never
gonna get through here.Copy !req
101. - Zack, come on.
- Zack, do your share.Copy !req
102. - I'm not a bellboy.
- Hey, pick up the trunk!Copy !req
103. - Your father's a little
out of his element.
- Can we just go to my room?Copy !req
104. I'll take the trunk.
Connie!Copy !req
105. - You take this or you're
not going to Disneyland.
- What?Copy !req
106. Wait a minute, will ya?
Wait a minute!
I can do it.Copy !req
107. Look at them two.
They're fresh off the farm,
aren't they?Copy !req
108. Hey, hey, hey,
come on now.
Stop fighting, please!Copy !req
109. Excuse us.Copy !req
110. Hey, t.J. !
Watch out!Copy !req
111. Excuse me, dude.
Excuse me.
Goddamn!Copy !req
112. Rebecca, come on.
Let's just keep movin',
everybody. Come on.Copy !req
113. This is the, uh,
opportunity that you
wanted for your daughter?Copy !req
114. This is it.Copy !req
115. Go!
Shut up.
Zack, okay, that's it.Copy !req
116. God!Copy !req
117. Zack, be care—
ohh! Mom!Copy !req
118. Oh, here they are.Copy !req
119. At least she's
gonna be across the hall
from somebody who's in charge.Copy !req
120. Sensible white cotton
briefs, Rebecca. Must be
a real thrill seeker.Copy !req
121. Zack. Zack!
Would you just stop it,
both of you! Stop it!Copy !req
122. Hey, hey.Copy !req
123. Oh, honey, look how
wrinkled everything is.Copy !req
124. - Now this is underwear.
- Zack!Copy !req
125. Stay out of her drawer.
Oh, Zack, can you
gimme the key, please?Copy !req
126. I don't have it.
What do you mean?
I told you to bring it.Copy !req
127. Damn it, Zack, I swear,
I think your brain produces...Copy !req
128. - A chemical
that blocks out my voice.
- Excuse me, I can't hear you.Copy !req
129. - Stop it!Copy !req
130. Hi. I'm Carol.
I'm your new roommate.
Roommate. Hi.Copy !req
131. I know you two are just
gonna be the best of friends.
Mom.Copy !req
132. Well, I'll leave you two
to get acquainted.Copy !req
133. Ah!
Hi, I'm Rebecca.
I, uh—Copy !req
134. I think there's some law
that says your family's...Copy !req
135. Supposed to embarrass you
on the first day of school.
I think it's Murphy's.Copy !req
136. I'm sorry.
My family's
the same way.Copy !req
137. Hey, Carol, phone!
Ah, communal living.
Excuse me.Copy !req
138. Oh, bye-bye.Copy !req
139. - What a nice girl.
- So guess that's it, huh?Copy !req
140. Nope, nope. I gotta find
a screwdriver so I can get
this trunk open for ya.Copy !req
141. Hello?Copy !req
142. Hello?Copy !req
143. Anybody home?Copy !req
144. - Hello!
- Hey!Copy !req
145. Oh, uh, sorry.
I need a, uh, screwdriver.Copy !req
146. Ah, I'm sorry.
I'm all out of vodka.Copy !req
147. Oh, no, no, no. I-I-I need
to borrow a real screwdriver...Copy !req
148. Uh, to open my...Copy !req
149. Uh, uh, my, uh,
daughter's trunk.Copy !req
150. Oh, you have a daughter.
Ha! Is she hot?Copy !req
151. What?
Don't worry. I'll keep
a special eye on her for ya.Copy !req
152. My name's crawl.
Oh, uh—Copy !req
153. Ha! And I'm
the resident advisor.Copy !req
154. Aw, shit.
What? Hey, wait.
Come back.Copy !req
155. Aw, shit!
Don't leave me hangin' !Copy !req
156. Ooh!Copy !req
157. I'm not gonna have her livin'
across the hall from that, uh,Copy !req
158. that, that
thing over there!
Who?Copy !req
159. - I told you I didn't like
this coed business.
- Calm down, Walter.Copy !req
160. Hey! Oh.Copy !req
161. Rebecca, everyone,
I'd like you to meet
my girlfriend Lisa.Copy !req
162. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
163. Nice to meet you.
I'm really sorry
about that.Copy !req
164. - Aren't you, Zack?
- Speak for yourself.Copy !req
165. Well, I'm sure
I'll see you again soon.Copy !req
166. - Yeah.
- And I'll see you
next weekend.Copy !req
167. Oh, dad. Dad, do you have
your camera handy? Ohh!Copy !req
168. Now you just remember.
If you don't like this damn
place, you can go to state.Copy !req
169. She's gonna love it, Walter.
Aren't you, dear?Copy !req
170. - You guys, I'll be fine.
- Stay out of trouble, okay?Copy !req
171. I will as long as you
stay out of my room.Copy !req
172. Oh, and give your roommate
a big kiss for me.Copy !req
173. In the shower.
Get in the car,
Zack.Copy !req
174. Let's just get the rules
straight here.Copy !req
175. There will be absolutely
no partying in this hall
between the hours...Copy !req
176. Of 5:00 and 6:00 in the
morning without my expressed
written permission.Copy !req
177. Okay, cool.
Carry on.Copy !req
178. I'm a carnivore
and I smell freshman meat, uh!Copy !req
179. Pappy.Copy !req
180. Undiscovered country.Copy !req
181. Moving in for the close-up.Copy !req
182. Show me love!Copy !req
183. And... cut.Copy !req
184. You have got charisma!Copy !req
185. What is that?
It's a special quality
of leadership...Copy !req
186. That captures the popular
imagination and inspires
allegiance and devotion.Copy !req
187. I mean the thing
in your hand.Copy !req
188. It's a tool.
It's for your trunk.Copy !req
189. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
190. My name is crawl and
I'm the r.A. And you're, uh—Copy !req
191. uh.
W-w-wait.
Don't tell me. Sally?Copy !req
192. Jessie? Raphael?Copy !req
193. - So where ya from?
- Uh, South Dakota.Copy !req
194. Fresh off the farm.
Oh, my God, I can't believe it.Copy !req
195. Right across the hallway.
Hallelujah.Copy !req
196. So you're inbred.
Excuse me?Copy !req
197. You know,
where your mom's your dad
and your dad's your brother.Copy !req
198. No, I am not inbred.Copy !req
199. Hmm. Prime usda choice
teriya-ki.Copy !req
200. I have to go
to orientation.Copy !req
201. Well, if you need anything,
I'll be—Copy !req
202. ooh, hey, charisma.Copy !req
203. It's a special quality of
leadership that captures
popular imagination...Copy !req
204. And inspires
allegiance.Copy !req
205. Damn it, Tracy.Copy !req
206. I said I'd be
right there.
Travis?Copy !req
207. Rebecca, hi.
Hi.Copy !req
208. Hey, I was just closin' up.
So, how's life
in the big city?Copy !req
209. Everything's fine.Copy !req
210. I miss you.Copy !req
211. Oh, same here. Hey,
it'll be Thanksgiving soon.Copy !req
212. Oh, can't wait.
Yeah, me either.Copy !req
213. So how's everything
else goin' ?Copy !req
214. Oh, I don't know.
It's really weird.Copy !req
215. Well, that's
California for ya.
Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
216. I tried to tell ya.
I know.Copy !req
217. Because
of the success of last year's
"let the grunions live" march,Copy !req
218. we're announcing
the formation of the
"save the veal" committee.Copy !req
219. Now you gotta make mommy
and daddy proud, right?
They sent you here.Copy !req
220. Hmm. Blondie,
what's up?Copy !req
221. Shut up, dick!
Ow!Copy !req
222. Will be meeting tonight
at the student union at 7:30.Copy !req
223. Tofu scallopini
will be served.Copy !req
224. What's up, dick?
Aah-aah-aah!Copy !req
225. 'Cause we're gonna have to get
the beer for the beer bong.Copy !req
226. Oh, you frisky little thing.
Meow!Copy !req
227. Great costume!Copy !req
228. yuck! No.Copy !req
229. Great costume.
Thanks.Copy !req
230. Yeah, yeah,
I got it, I got it.
You're a hick washer woman.Copy !req
231. Excuse me.Copy !req
232. Sorry, Becca.
Uh, just sorta happened.Copy !req
233. Want a beer?Copy !req
234. Oh, no, thanks.Copy !req
235. Get up. Get up!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
236. What?
What?
Oh, man.Copy !req
237. Oh, it's her—
it's like a little
horsey thing.Copy !req
238. Rebecca, I—
forget this.Copy !req
239. Sorry
about that.Copy !req
240. Hey, bec-ca.Copy !req
241. What's up?
I'm leaving.Copy !req
242. Do you know of a better
party than this?Copy !req
243. No, I'm leaving school.
I'm, I'm going home.Copy !req
244. Uhhhhh, nope!
What are you doing,
crawl?Copy !req
245. I'm saving you
from a major mistake.
Crawl, just leave me alone.Copy !req
246. Gimme five minutes, all right?
And if you don't like
what I got to say,Copy !req
247. then you can make your call.
Just five minutes.Copy !req
248. Oh, I don't want
to go in there.Copy !req
249. Hey, hey, everybody out.
The party is o-ver.Copy !req
250. Man, we were just
havin' fun, you know?Copy !req
251. See ya tomorrow, huh?
Clip our wings,
why don't ya?Copy !req
252. Yeah, okay, get out.
Goldilocks naked,
two doors down.Copy !req
253. Bye.Copy !req
254. Let me guess.Copy !req
255. You miss your mom, dad,
boyfriend... dog.Copy !req
256. Basically everything
you can think of
back at home, right?Copy !req
257. How do you know that?Copy !req
258. Here.
Look at this.Copy !req
259. That's you?Copy !req
260. No.
Freshman year.Copy !req
261. Oh, my God.
You were such a nerd.Copy !req
262. I mean—
I'm sorry.
That's Fred.Copy !req
263. What happened?
Sit down. I'll tell
you a little story.Copy !req
264. Becca, I tossed
the spectacles.Copy !req
265. Grew the do,
guzzled some brew.Copy !req
266. This is college, man.Copy !req
267. I mean, look at it.
This is supposed to be
the best years of our lives.Copy !req
268. - How many years
have you been here?
- Six.Copy !req
269. But, hey, it's cool. I've
majored in almost everything.Copy !req
270. Okay, um,
I don't know...Copy !req
271. What I wanna be yet,
but right now I'm havin' fun.Copy !req
272. Crawl, I really appreciate
what you're doing,Copy !req
273. but, I just—
I don't fit in here.Copy !req
274. How do you know?
You're not even here now.
You're still back there.Copy !req
275. Why'd you come here
in the first place, bec?Copy !req
276. To try something
new, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
277. Well, how can you try
anything new if you haven't
even left campus yet?Copy !req
278. Busted.Copy !req
279. I know. You're right.Copy !req
280. You gotta mingle with
the people. Come on, bec.Copy !req
281. What have you got to lose?Copy !req
282. So the thing is
is people here and the
people where you're from—Copy !req
283. Hey, he's just mingling.Copy !req
284. Stop right now.
I'll take your picture.
I have to take a picture.Copy !req
285. You are a fresh little girl.
You will be my kitty.Copy !req
286. Hey, come in here.
Come on. It's okay.Copy !req
287. Come on.
Now I know this place.Copy !req
288. First things first.
Wardrobe.Copy !req
289. Now you've got
your weasel wear.Copy !req
290. Crawl,
I want her hair.Copy !req
291. I beat you!Copy !req
292. Tattoos.
Kravitz.Copy !req
293. What's up?
Come on.Copy !req
294. Come on, bud-dy.Copy !req
295. Ow!
Oh!Copy !req
296. Does it hurt?
It's better...Copy !req
297. Than a kick in the face
with a golf shoe.Copy !req
298. So, crawl,
what do you think?Copy !req
299. It's permanent.Copy !req
300. Crawl, I'm mingling.
It's up to you.Copy !req
301. Ow-ow. Hey.
Okay.Copy !req
302. So what I want
is something feminine.Copy !req
303. He's standing
right next to me.Copy !req
304. You see that, huh?
You see what happens?
The ink soaks...Copy !req
305. In the system and the guy's
freaked out. Look at him!
What are you, you freak?Copy !req
306. That's a good point.
So?Copy !req
307. You pick it,
I stick it.Copy !req
308. Oh, I'm sorry.
God!Copy !req
309. You didn't like it?Copy !req
310. So what about yours?
What's your family like?Copy !req
311. Sadie's a pit boss
in Vegas. She's on
her fourth marriage.Copy !req
312. Fourth? My God.
To Frank.Copy !req
313. Frank sells
plastic catheters, bedpans,Copy !req
314. stuff to hospitals.Copy !req
315. You'll probably see some
of his work wash up here
onshore from time to time.Copy !req
316. Really, you will.Copy !req
317. Wow!
She is fantastic!Copy !req
318. Let me see her.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, oh! Touch me!Copy !req
319. Touch me.
Hey, over here!Copy !req
320. Somethin' just came up!
She's a hottie.Copy !req
321. That's the kind of girl
I'm gonna marry, Rebecca.
I promise.Copy !req
322. Oh, you could do
much better than that?
Better than that?Copy !req
323. Well, I never seen
no one better than her.Copy !req
324. Oh, my God.
No one likes me
like her ever.Copy !req
325. Look at that guy.
What happened to him?Copy !req
326. Steroids.
His cones
are bigger than mine.Copy !req
327. Becca...
Travis.Copy !req
328. What? I'm just looking.Copy !req
329. Hollywood's got her set up
for the body slam and oh!Copy !req
330. That's gotta hurt, boys.
Lightning comes back with
a shoulder hook for the escape.Copy !req
331. Whoo!
Get her for big daddy now.Copy !req
332. Come on, for big daddy,
big daddy.Copy !req
333. Yeah!Copy !req
334. fake cones, Lee press-ons,
hair extensions. That's
the girl I'm gonna marry.Copy !req
335. Let's hear some noise
for Hollywood and lightning,Copy !req
336. with Hollywood taking that one
in three falls, gentlemen.Copy !req
337. Three falls.
Hollywood and lightning.
Here. Resident advisor.Copy !req
338. All right, sports fans,
are you ready to rumble?Copy !req
339. We've got a challenge match
this evening.Copy !req
340. And in the far corner,
the resident advisor!
Crawl.Copy !req
341. Let's hear it
for crawl!
That's me! Oh!Copy !req
342. That's me!
That's me!Copy !req
343. And his worthy opponent,
the queen of the ring,Copy !req
344. a ton of fun,
the brawlin' bunny, thumper!Copy !req
345. Aha! Yeah!Copy !req
346. I hope the resident advisor
hasn't been ditching p.E.
Aah!Copy !req
347. Thumper's got him
up in a full helicopter.
He's twirlin', he's twirlin' !Copy !req
348. Oh! And down he goes
with a body slam, boys!Copy !req
349. Oh, geez!Copy !req
350. Get away! Help!Copy !req
351. Get away!Copy !req
352. Get him! Get him!
Kill him!Copy !req
353. Oh! Oh, God! Ow!Copy !req
354. Get him!Copy !req
355. Come on! Ow!
Get me away from here!Copy !req
356. Whoo! Thumper!Copy !req
357. Help!Copy !req
358. Still undefeated.Copy !req
359. Our ton of fun,
the brawling bunny,Copy !req
360. the reigning champion,
thumper!
You—Copy !req
361. by the way, boys,
she's also available
for weddings.Copy !req
362. Well, I'm outta here.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, see ya in a week.Copy !req
363. - Becca, telephone.
- Communal living.Copy !req
364. Okay, thanks
for the scarf!Copy !req
365. You got her.
Hey.Copy !req
366. - Hi, who is this?
- It's Travis, your boyfriend.Copy !req
367. Bye.
Hi. Sorry.Copy !req
368. What is it
with those people?Copy !req
369. Oh, everyone's just
gettin' ready to go home.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
370. Um, so I guess I'll see you
tomorrow, though, huh?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
371. I'm coming to the airport
with your family.
Can't wait to see ya.Copy !req
372. Got a lot
to talk about.
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
373. Yeah, but you're gonna have
to wait until tomorrow.
Hey, Becca!Copy !req
374. Steven Tyler p.J.S!
Steven Tyler p.J.S!
Rebecca? Rebecca?Copy !req
375. That's great,
crawl.
Rebecca, are you listening?Copy !req
376. Yeah, I am. I'm sorry.
It's just really hard
to talk right now.Copy !req
377. - Um, but, okay,
so I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah. Hey... I love you.Copy !req
378. - Yeah, me too. Bye.Copy !req
379. "Veal parmesan
sliced beef..."Copy !req
380. And, ah!
I thought you
were leaving for Vegas.Copy !req
381. Nope, fell through.
I'm gonna stay here
and munch solo, though.Copy !req
382. - By yourself?
- It's cool 'cause,
look, hungryman.Copy !req
383. They came out
with a new pilgrim platter.Copy !req
384. I'm all over it.
It creates the mean loaf.Copy !req
385. - I'm gonna go finish packing.
- Okay, well, take care.Copy !req
386. No, I'll see you
before I leave.
Okay, bye.Copy !req
387. "Hungryman
satisfies your appetite
with 50% more meat.Copy !req
388. For hearty appetites
and your enjoyment,
we offer a hungry—"Copy !req
389. What are you—
hey.Copy !req
390. I have a better idea.Copy !req
391. Hold up the sign
so she can see it.Copy !req
392. Zack!
Bonk!Copy !req
393. Oow!
What's up, buddies?Copy !req
394. Ha! Guys!Copy !req
395. Is that her?
Is that—
huh?Copy !req
396. It is her. Oh, no.
Check it.Copy !req
397. Goddamn.
weasel wear.Copy !req
398. Connie. Walter.Copy !req
399. Sorry.Copy !req
400. What's up, bro?
Excuse me?Copy !req
401. Thanks for the sign.Copy !req
402. Travis.
It's good to see you.Copy !req
403. Fine. How are you?
Happening.Copy !req
404. - Uh, where's
your friend, dear?
- Oh, he was right—Copy !req
405. - He?
- And... cut!Copy !req
406. Guys, this is crawl.Copy !req
407. Warners.
The family I never had.Copy !req
408. Huh!Copy !req
409. Crawl, this is
my family.Copy !req
410. But she never said
she had a younger sister.Copy !req
411. Huh! We're old friends,
'member?Copy !req
412. You'll be happy to know,
though, right after you bailed,
I popped your daughter's trunk.Copy !req
413. Oh, shit.Copy !req
414. Yeah! Come on,
come on, come on!Copy !req
415. no downtown!
Middle America!Copy !req
416. Oh, buddy! I'm here!
I have arrived!Copy !req
417. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
418. Oh! Noing-noing
noing-noing-noing.Copy !req
419. House looks great.
Yes, dear.
Some things never change.Copy !req
420. Oh, pappy!Copy !req
421. Excuse me. Hi, can you
just tape this for us?Copy !req
422. Just— yeah, just—
here. Just get me.Copy !req
423. Oh, what's up,
middle America?Copy !req
424. Rippin' the fields.
A-hoo! A-hoo!Copy !req
425. Gettin' barreled.
Pipeline. Ooh!Copy !req
426. Sorry. I just
get real excited.
Just never been here before.Copy !req
427. Look, uh, uh, crotch.Copy !req
428. Crawl.
Right. You're gonna be
sleepin' up in Zack's room.Copy !req
429. Cool. We'll get
to know each other.
Can't wait.Copy !req
430. What'd they do to ya,
shortcake? I can't
hardly recognize you.Copy !req
431. Chickens.
You guys have
chickens?Copy !req
432. Oh, I love
chickens.Copy !req
433. Are they extra crispy
or original recipe?Copy !req
434. Who in the hell
is that?Copy !req
435. What's wrong?Copy !req
436. We have to talk.
Come on.Copy !req
437. Good God almighty.Copy !req
438. Wait, stop! Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
439. I'm on your side.Copy !req
440. Chickens!Copy !req
441. Hey, I wouldn't get any closer
than that if I was you.Copy !req
442. You go in there,
old samson, he's gonna
have his way with you.Copy !req
443. Chickens? Please.
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Bull.Copy !req
444. - Aah, aah, aah!
- Yah! Back off, samson!Copy !req
445. Ah, ah!
Thank you so much.Copy !req
446. Hey, hey!
What are you doin' ?Copy !req
447. I just wanted to say thank
you for saving me. I've
never been on a farm before.Copy !req
448. You're kiddin'.
Uh-uh. Hi.Copy !req
449. I'm Rebecca's friend.
My name's crawl.
Pleasure to meet you, bro.Copy !req
450. Ow.
I'm Theo.
Nice to meet you, bro.Copy !req
451. Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
452. Ease up on the steroids.
Juice will make the jewels
shrivel into sun-dried tomatoes.Copy !req
453. Ow, ow.Copy !req
454. Oh, Elsie.
So what's goin'--Copy !req
455. oh, shit!
Same old tricks.
Come on.Copy !req
456. Come on,
sweetheart.Copy !req
457. Oh, my God.
It's bartles or jaymes.Copy !req
458. Dude, which one
are you?Copy !req
459. I need a pen.
Sign my jacket, bro.Copy !req
460. You have no clue
on how huge you are
with the college circuit.Copy !req
461. We love
your wine coolers.Copy !req
462. Can't he sleep in the barn?
Zack, I'm not gonna have
that, uh, uh, what's-his-name...Copy !req
463. Sleepin' out there
in the barn so just cool it.Copy !req
464. Fine. I'll sleep
in the barn.
Stop whining.Copy !req
465. Just go upstairs
and set up the cot.
I don't want to.Copy !req
466. Maybe I can whittle wood
with you sometime,Copy !req
467. cool, buddy?Copy !req
468. Ah—Copy !req
469. stick-y.Copy !req
470. Okay, say bye,
bartle.Copy !req
471. See ya later.
I'm gonna be—Copy !req
472. I'll just be, um—
there's, um—Copy !req
473. Hey, warners?
Look, I'm sorry
I snapped back there.Copy !req
474. I just never been
in a place so pure.Copy !req
475. So if I'm being an
inconvenience, let me know.
Well, actually—Copy !req
476. not at all. Please just
make yourself at home.
Really?Copy !req
477. Um-hmm.
Where's the kitchen?Copy !req
478. It's right back there.
I'm gonna go munching
on some grindage...Copy !req
479. Bye.Copy !req
480. Ha! Ooh-ooh!Copy !req
481. Look at this place.Copy !req
482. Spectacular quarters, me Matey.Copy !req
483. Did you design it yourself?
Look what I got for you, buddy.Copy !req
484. A sandwich too.Copy !req
485. That's okay.
I'll pass.
You sure?Copy !req
486. Yeah.
I'll put it over there just
in case you get hungry later.Copy !req
487. Since we're
gonna be roommates.Copy !req
488. Don't touch that.
I just wanted
to take a peep.Copy !req
489. Maybe now's a good time
to talk about the rules
in my room.Copy !req
490. Rules?
Yeah.Copy !req
491. Rule number one:
Don't touch anything.Copy !req
492. And what's rule number two?
There's only one rule.Copy !req
493. Don't touch—
anything!Copy !req
494. Got it.Copy !req
495. I'm takin' this back.Copy !req
496. You ever meet
the tooth fairy?
No.Copy !req
497. Never?
No.Copy !req
498. I wouldn't fall asleep
if I were you.
Mom!Copy !req
499. I'm just kidding!
Mom!Copy !req
500. Relax, bro.
Come on.Copy !req
501. I'm Becca's friend, dude.
Puffy cheeks, chill.Copy !req
502. There, girl.Copy !req
503. - So, um,
how's your mom doin' ?
- So... what's goin' on?Copy !req
504. - What do you mean?
- This guy.Copy !req
505. - I mean, who is he?
- Oh, Travis, I'm sorry.
He's my neighbor.Copy !req
506. He-he was alone
for Thanksgiving.
He's just a friend.Copy !req
507. Oh.Copy !req
508. Oh, I'm so glad
you're finally here.Copy !req
509. You know what?
I gotta get back in.Copy !req
510. Oh, no, wait. Uh,
before you go, um, uh—
what?Copy !req
511. What?Copy !req
512. Well, I-I've been thinkin'
a lot about us lately,
you know?Copy !req
513. I mean, you've been gone
for three months
and I realized...Copy !req
514. How much
I love you.
Travis.Copy !req
515. And I guess what
I'm tryin' to say is...Copy !req
516. Rebecca, will you—
oh, God.Copy !req
517. Wh-what is it?
I'm feeling
just a little, um—Copy !req
518. I'm just a little dizzy,
that's all.
Are you okay?Copy !req
519. Yeah, yeah. You know,
I think with the plane
and all the excitement,Copy !req
520. I'm just a little worn out.
Well, that's okay.
That's okay.Copy !req
521. It's no problem.
We got all week, right?Copy !req
522. Right.
Why don't you
take a nap?Copy !req
523. Okay.
And I'll see ya tonight
at the country club, right?Copy !req
524. Right, right. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
525. Oh!Copy !req
526. Oh, Rebecca,
don't worry about your hair.Copy !req
527. It'll grow back.Copy !req
528. Error. Error. Error.
- Damn it.Copy !req
529. Error. Error.
Can I show you a shortcut?Copy !req
530. You show me a shortcut?
Yeah,Copy !req
531. me show you
a shortcut.
Error. Error.Copy !req
532. Can I— I have to touch
your computer, though.
Be my guest.Copy !req
533. Error. Error.
Error. Error.Copy !req
534. Error.Copy !req
535. - See that?Copy !req
536. Loading.
- Ta-da!Copy !req
537. It's gone.
How'd you do it?Copy !req
538. Your pc got harshed, right,
'cause your system heaps
at the wrong parameter.Copy !req
539. So I toasted
the dated directory,
tweaked the p-ram...Copy !req
540. And reglazed your subroutine.Copy !req
541. - How'd someone like you
get into computers?
- Grew up at Caesar's palace.Copy !req
542. Right?
In Vegas? Gambling, cones,
the whole package, right?Copy !req
543. Didn't have any friends,
so I just pounded away
on the old keyboard...Copy !req
544. For a couple of years,
solo mission. I don't know.Copy !req
545. So you're just
an old hacker like me
but disguised as an idiot.Copy !req
546. Yeah, basically.
Zack, can you please leave?Copy !req
547. - We're busy.
- Zack, please.Copy !req
548. No, it's my room.Copy !req
549. Our room.
Our.Copy !req
550. I'll tell mom where
all your playboys are.Copy !req
551. - So? I'll tell dad
you got a tattoo.
- Go ahead. I don't care.Copy !req
552. Playboys?
Dude, don't hold out
on me, bro. What month?Copy !req
553. I'm a subscriber.Copy !req
554. Whoa.Copy !req
555. Crawl, we have to talk.
Yeah, I could see that.
What's the problem, Becca?Copy !req
556. Travis is gonna ask me
to marry him.
What?Copy !req
557. He got down on one knee.Copy !req
558. I thought he was what I
wanted, but now I just can't
see myself settling down.Copy !req
559. You know, I think
I'm really too young...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
560. To be thinking about
these things. What?
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!Copy !req
561. Sit down.
Relax.
What?Copy !req
562. Hey, you don't have to do
anything you don't wanna do.Copy !req
563. Crawl, it's not
that easy.Copy !req
564. You know, we've been
together for a long time.Copy !req
565. I just don't wanna hurt him.Copy !req
566. Just remember,
the longer you wait,
the more painful it's gonna be.Copy !req
567. I know.Copy !req
568. I'll tell him tonight.Copy !req
569. Listen, I-I gotta
tell you somethin'.
What?Copy !req
570. My gear, man.
I'm feelin' really out of place.Copy !req
571. - You gotta hook me up
with some rustic wear.Copy !req
572. I could take your style with my
style and just interweave 'em.Copy !req
573. Get your hat.
Let's cruise. Come on.Copy !req
574. come on, bud-dy. You
want some rustic wear.Copy !req
575. Hey, miss pucket.
Hi, I think.
Hi.Copy !req
576. Inbreeders.Copy !req
577. Okay, we need the hat
for the "do-saver."
Charlene, get away from them!Copy !req
578. Oh, boots!
I'm mingling.
Mommy!Copy !req
579. Okay, crawl, the dressing
room's over there.
I need more stuff.Copy !req
580. No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Okay. Right here?Copy !req
581. Yes. Take these.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
582. Rebecca?
Hi, Tracy.Copy !req
583. Wow! You look great.
I hardly recognized you.
Thanks.Copy !req
584. When did you get back?Copy !req
585. Um, uh, this morning.Copy !req
586. You're still here.
I thought you were going
to New York or something.Copy !req
587. Well, I still am.
I just need to save
some money first.Copy !req
588. You're still working
at the bar, though?
Yeah.Copy !req
589. You should come by.
Yeah, definitely.
I'd like that.Copy !req
590. Introduce me.
Uh— Tracy, this is
my friend crawl.Copy !req
591. What's happenin' ?
Nice to meet you.
Likewise.Copy !req
592. Have you ever done
any acting?
Crawl, what are you wearing?Copy !req
593. Chaps?
Cheek chillers.
You likes?Copy !req
594. I hates.
Okay.Copy !req
595. - Not bad.
- What— oh!Copy !req
596. Crawl, that is disgusting!Copy !req
597. Hi, how ya doin' ?Copy !req
598. Hi.Copy !req
599. Hi, Travis.Copy !req
600. Thank you, dad.
Zack, help
your sister.Copy !req
601. Zack.
Now, if junior
would get here—Copy !req
602. Where'd— why'd
ya go so fast?Copy !req
603. Hello.
My name is crawl.Copy !req
604. Hello. Real people!Copy !req
605. Down-home-cookin'
people.Copy !req
606. Hey, cool goatee,
buddy.Copy !req
607. What's up, pal? Whoa!Copy !req
608. - Look at him.
How ya doin' there, sir?Copy !req
609. Aha!
Listen, you guys,
I was feelin'...Copy !req
610. Really, like, out of place,
but, hey, check it.Copy !req
611. - Now I fit in.
- It's great.Copy !req
612. - Hmph!Copy !req
613. It's okay.
So, uh...Copy !req
614. - Cramp—
- crawl.Copy !req
615. Oh, right, um... what kind
of name is that anyway?Copy !req
616. Nickname. They gave it
to me my freshman year 'cause
that's how I always got home.Copy !req
617. - En garde!
- Zack, grow up.Copy !req
618. I can't wait
'til I grow up.Copy !req
619. - Then I can get a tattoo
just like you.
- Tattoo?Copy !req
620. As you all know, Rebecca Warner
and I have been courting
for almost five years now.Copy !req
621. - Oh, shit!
- He's doing it right now?Copy !req
622. And since I think
of you all as family,Copy !req
623. I thought it was important
that we include you on this
very special occasion.Copy !req
624. - Crawl.
- What am I supposed—Copy !req
625. - honey.
- Rebecca, will you marry me?Copy !req
626. - Do something.
Do something!
- Ow!Copy !req
627. Ow, ow, ow! Wait. I just
wanted to say something.Copy !req
628. Huh! I just wanted
to say, um, that
Travis is too late.Copy !req
629. Whoa, this is getting good.Copy !req
630. Yeah, um, 'cause a couple weeks
ago at school, I already asked
bec to marry me.Copy !req
631. Oh, no.Copy !req
632. And she said yes.Copy !req
633. - Oh, my God.
- Here. I almost
forgot, sweetie.Copy !req
634. Here's your little ringie.
Look it, she's nervous.Copy !req
635. Oh, hey, dude, don't worry.
She never cheated on you.
Travis?Copy !req
636. Travis!
Mom, dad.Copy !req
637. Maybe now is a good time
to start thinkin' about
a bachelor party.Copy !req
638. Be back in a sec.Copy !req
639. Travis! Travis!Copy !req
640. Will you just stop?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
641. Just a friend.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
642. Alone
at Thanksgiving.Copy !req
643. Why didn't you just
tell me the truth?
Because there wasn't time.Copy !req
644. Your timing was perfect
tonight, Rebecca.
bec, are you okay?Copy !req
645. Yes, we're fine.
No, we are not fine!Copy !req
646. Listen, I understand
if you're pissed. If you
wanna talk about it, it's—Copy !req
647. ow! Ohh!Copy !req
648. Oh!Copy !req
649. Why did you do that?Copy !req
650. Get up!Copy !req
651. My God, I can't believe
you just did that, crawl.Copy !req
652. What was I supposed to do, huh?
You stomped on my foot.Copy !req
653. I stood up. I said the
first thing that came to me.
This is a total disaster.Copy !req
654. You know we've destroyed
Travis, right?
Forget Travis!Copy !req
655. Look!
Look at my nose.
Crawl, this is serious.Copy !req
656. What do you think
their kids are
gonna look like?Copy !req
657. Zack!
Zack!
I was just asking.Copy !req
658. So what do you wanna do?
Do you wanna tell him
the truth?Copy !req
659. No, no, n-no, w-we can't.
It'll just make it worse.Copy !req
660. We just have to ride this out
until the end of the week,
that's it.Copy !req
661. Hmm. So you wanna
stay engaged?
Please.Copy !req
662. Okay. Can I get
some tongue?
Oh, you—Copy !req
663. ah!
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
664. I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Sorry.Copy !req
665. We just can't
let this happen.
What can we do?Copy !req
666. Well, uh,
we can ground her.Copy !req
667. - What?
- Well, we're still her parents.
Can't we do that?Copy !req
668. She's rebelling, Walter.
If we forbid it,Copy !req
669. she'll run off with him
and we'll never see her again.Copy !req
670. Let's just calm down
and deal with this
like adults.Copy !req
671. Right, right.Copy !req
672. You distract him.
I'm gonna hit him
over the head with a shovel.Copy !req
673. Theo. Hey, I guess
it's Miller time, huh?Copy !req
674. Dude, you should
be drinkin' lite.Copy !req
675. Look, you little
son of a bitch,Copy !req
676. I can smell
your shitty stink
a mile away,Copy !req
677. so just stay clear
of me, all right?Copy !req
678. So basically we're not
gonna be hanging out?Copy !req
679. Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
680. Hey, can I whittle
wood with you?
No.Copy !req
681. Okay.Copy !req
682. Honey, would you please
tell me what's going on?
What?Copy !req
683. You bring home this boy you say
you're marrying. You don't tell
us anything. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
684. No!
Well, tell me please then.
I really want to understand.Copy !req
685. Look, it's not
that big a deal.
Not that big a deal?Copy !req
686. Getting married's
not that big a deal?Copy !req
687. Honey, getting married
is a very big deal.Copy !req
688. We sent you away to college
so you could have choices
for your future,Copy !req
689. Well, yes.
He's... weird.Copy !req
690. You are so
out of it, Connie.
I am not—Copy !req
691. what is this "Connie" business?
I'm your mother!
And I'm an adult!Copy !req
692. Oh, well, uh, uh—Copy !req
693. Oh, perfect timing. Listen.Copy !req
694. - I got some amazing thoughts
about this bachelor party.
- Never mind about that.Copy !req
695. I need to know
what your plans are.Copy !req
696. Well, actually, sir, I was
thinkin' about stayin' in school
for a couple more years.Copy !req
697. You know, goin' into
European studies, buddy.Copy !req
698. I mean, cruisin' around Europe,
backpacking, right? Munchin'
that ch-ch-ch-cheese,Copy !req
699. - a little vino.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
700. Now just a minute here.
How do you propose...Copy !req
701. To support
my daughter?Copy !req
702. Well, what do you do?Copy !req
703. - I run this farm.
- There. I could do that.Copy !req
704. Huh?
I mean, since I'm part
of this family now.Copy !req
705. It's tough, but I'll probably
take over when you retire.Copy !req
706. - You wanna be a farmer?
- I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
707. Now look here, son.Copy !req
708. Farmin' is not like sittin'
on your butt in school.Copy !req
709. Farming is hard work.
Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna do the nine-to-fiver.Copy !req
710. - Nine-to-fiver.
- Uh-huh. Huh!Copy !req
711. Nine to five.
You hear that, Theo?Copy !req
712. I think we got ourselves
a farmer. You think you
could show him...Copy !req
713. The ropes
a little bit tomorrow?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
714. It would be my pleasure.
- Now remember,Copy !req
715. - we get started first
thing in the morning.
- Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
716. Rise and shine, Valentine.Copy !req
717. Shh!
Oh, I thought
you were a burglar.Copy !req
718. You have got
to stop doin' that.Copy !req
719. You gotta admit, man, it's
kinda wild that I'm weizin'
on the farmer's daughter.Copy !req
720. Mmm, steam.Copy !req
721. Like a jacuzzi.
Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
722. - Hop in!
- Ow!Copy !req
723. How you like that smell?Copy !req
724. Dig in.Copy !req
725. Okay.Copy !req
726. Put that grain
into this trough.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
727. All the way to the end.
All the way
to the end?Copy !req
728. [ Crawl screaming,
groaning ]
Ain't farmin' fun?Copy !req
729. Pour that slop right
in the trough there, son.Copy !req
730. Right here?
Yeah, right there.
Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!Copy !req
731. Get on the other side.
You don't wanna get trampled.
Thank you.Copy !req
732. There you go. Don't get
none of that on ya.
Get over there, hoss! Baby!Copy !req
733. Ooh, yeah.
I'm farmin' it now, Theo.Copy !req
734. Ooh, you just love
your foody!
Yah, pig!Copy !req
735. Yah!Copy !req
736. Aah! Nice piglet!
Piggy! Piggy!Copy !req
737. How you like farmin',
city boy?Copy !req
738. All right, city,
just climb up
on this tractor here.Copy !req
739. I used to have one of these
when I was a little fella.
That's wonderful.Copy !req
740. Get up there. I want you
to fire it up. You gotta
pull out the silver button,Copy !req
741. push the black 'un.
The blacken?Copy !req
742. Come on.
I ain't got all day.Copy !req
743. Ooh!
All right. Now,Copy !req
744. Stop, Theo! Theo, stop it!Copy !req
745. Help!
I forgot
to tell ya there.Copy !req
746. That first gear can be
just a little tricky.Copy !req
747. Kinda saggy there, Elsie.Copy !req
748. I know a killer doctor
in Beverly hills...Copy !req
749. That will nip and tuck ya.Copy !req
750. Oh, just chill, buddy.
Here we go. A little
milk-age. Check it.Copy !req
751. Oops, wrong button.Copy !req
752. Lunch!Copy !req
753. Old Theo told me
the cow pissed on his head.Copy !req
754. Mmm, smells
like down-home cookin'.Copy !req
755. - You okay?
- Hey, hey, hey, I'm okay.Copy !req
756. First day, first day.Copy !req
757. This barnyard stuff is not
as easy as I thought, though.Copy !req
758. I gotta hand it to you
Mr. Warner. You farm
guys got it goin' on.Copy !req
759. Yeah, well,
I guess your farm days
are about over, huh?Copy !req
760. Nope. Just haven't found
my groove yet.Copy !req
761. Groove?
You destroyed my fence.Copy !req
762. I lost half my chickens.
You messed up my tractor.Copy !req
763. Listen, I figure your "groove"
cost me about close to
$1,000 this morning.Copy !req
764. Sir, I plan on paying
you back for the damages.Copy !req
765. How are you gonna do that?
You don't even have a job.Copy !req
766. Well, yes, I do.
I'm a farmer.Copy !req
767. Don't be callin' yourself
a farmer.Copy !req
768. And I gotta tell
ya somethin' else.
I mean, I'm sorry,Copy !req
769. but you, you just stink
to high heaven.Copy !req
770. - Walter!
- Well, I've lost my appetite.Copy !req
771. - Will you just stop it?
- I don't believe I was talkin'
to you, young lady.Copy !req
772. - Just leave him alone, Walter.
- Don't call me... Walter!Copy !req
773. Walter.
I'm your father.Copy !req
774. I should be treated with
a little respect around here.Copy !req
775. Well, then how about treating me
with some respect?
Out of control.Copy !req
776. Well, look what you do
when you make decisions.
You throw it all away.Copy !req
777. - Walter, hush!
- How would you
know what I did?Copy !req
778. Well, that tattoo gives me
a pretty good idea.Copy !req
779. Come on, dad,
it's just a butterfly.Copy !req
780. - Out of control.
- It's not like
she killed anyone.Copy !req
781. - You just stay out of this.
- Oh, I can't have an opinion?Copy !req
782. The day you make a contribution
around here is the day
you can have an opinion.Copy !req
783. - Walter!
- I contribute.Copy !req
784. These children
are out of control.Copy !req
785. - These children
are not out of control...
- What's the deal?Copy !req
786. And they are my children,
and you just stay out of this.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
787. All right, let's just
all settle down.Copy !req
788. - I'm not gonna settle down.
- Walter, I want you to stop
this right now.Copy !req
789. - I should have stopped it,
but I listened to you.
- I didn't have a say in this?Copy !req
790. - We made that decision together.
- No, we don't make anything
together.Copy !req
791. - And that's my fault?Copy !req
792. Shh! Eh, eh, eh! Shh!
Please! Please!
What happened to my family?Copy !req
793. Calm down.
You people are being so mean.Copy !req
794. Look at you. Listen.Copy !req
795. Becca always told me about
what a great family she had.Copy !req
796. And then I get here and I meet
you guys and she's right.
You guys are great.Copy !req
797. You're like the waltons.
And then I come in.Copy !req
798. And I wrecked your whole
harmonious vibe. Look, it's
obvious what the problem is.Copy !req
799. So I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
800. Forgot my stuff's
upstairs.Copy !req
801. Fine.
I'm going too, then.Copy !req
802. Wait. Now this has gotten
completely out of hand.
Come back in here. Walter.Copy !req
803. All right, look,
nobody's goin' anywhere.Copy !req
804. - We're all just gettin'
a little bit out of, uh,Copy !req
805. uh, control here.
Uh, crotch—Copy !req
806. Crawl!
All right, all right! Crawl.Copy !req
807. - Crawl, we want you to stay.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
808. Pretty sure. I mean,
I'm sure. I'm sure.Copy !req
809. Okay, well, if you insist.
No, no, no, I insist.Copy !req
810. Well, I'd love to stay
and chat, but I've got
a lot of work to do.Copy !req
811. I'm gonna grab a couple little
drumsticks for the road.Copy !req
812. Sir, you're not gonna
be disappointed.Copy !req
813. Wait. I'll give
ya a hand.Copy !req
814. Really? Well, all right.
Yeah.Copy !req
815. I'm going to my room.Copy !req
816. Okay, now look.
Watch out for...Copy !req
817. That button right there.
Buddy, it is dangerous.Copy !req
818. Don't worry.
I've done this before.Copy !req
819. Come on. Try it.Copy !req
820. Try it.Copy !req
821. Look, I can't.
I'm bashful.Copy !req
822. It's kind of like feelin'
a cone for the first time.
It's not like a real tit.Copy !req
823. Huh! I've had my hands
on some pretty freaky cones
back in L.A., man.Copy !req
824. Have you had your hands
on my sister's?Copy !req
825. Don't talk about your sister
like that, man. Come on.
Sorry.Copy !req
826. Geez.Copy !req
827. Whoa!Copy !req
828. Yeah!Copy !req
829. Okay, now
let me try it.
Okay.Copy !req
830. What— is there, like,
a special technique, man?
Yeah, start at the top...Copy !req
831. Uh-huh.
And squeeze it,
and then go down all the way.Copy !req
832. Wow, you're right.
It's not like a real tit.
Yeah.Copy !req
833. here it is!
These are your vittles!Copy !req
834. Come and get it, baby!
It's chow time!Copy !req
835. Soo-ey!Copy !req
836. - sic him, pig!
- Come on, porky!Copy !req
837. Back it, dude. Reverse.
Towards that way.Copy !req
838. Come on.Copy !req
839. Theo!Copy !req
840. Check on it, buddy!
Sometimes that boy
just chaps my hide.Copy !req
841. Yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
842. What... is that?Copy !req
843. Hmm. Mischief.Copy !req
844. Huh! Ah, look at this thing.Copy !req
845. It's like a big video game.Copy !req
846. Stick shift.
One, two, three.Copy !req
847. A little music.
"John Denver."Copy !req
848. Hmm.Copy !req
849. Where can I stick this?Copy !req
850. Oh, yeah, there it is.
Uh-huh. Just slide it
right there.Copy !req
851. Doesn't work.
Gotta turn it on.Copy !req
852. And then up.Copy !req
853. Oh, cool.Copy !req
854. aah! Aaaah!Copy !req
855. Aaaaah! Aaaaah!Copy !req
856. Damn it! Theo, damn it,
I told you to watch him.Copy !req
857. That's a $250,000 machine.Copy !req
858. - Can I get some butter, please?
- Hey, come back here!Copy !req
859. don't drive
across those rows!Copy !req
860. ya-hoo! Billy Ray Cyrus
eat your heart out!Copy !req
861. Come on, Theo!
I ain't no jogger!Copy !req
862. Ohhh, u-turn!Copy !req
863. Whoa!
Look out, Theo.Copy !req
864. - I'm gonna plow ya!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
865. 'Member?
Oh, I hate that guy!
I hate him!Copy !req
866. She drives pretty good,
but the first gear's
a little bit tricky.Copy !req
867. Yee-ha.Copy !req
868. - Sweetie!
- Oh-oh!Copy !req
869. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. Hey. God.
I thought you were Becca.Copy !req
870. Well, I'm not.
So if you don't mind—Copy !req
871. oh, I don't wanna be rude or
anything, but Mrs. Warner,
you're givin' me a semi.Copy !req
872. - Well, thank you very much,
but, uh, I really—
- can I ask you a question?Copy !req
873. I suppose.
Why don't you, um,Copy !req
874. put a little makeup on?Copy !req
875. I mean, look how—
you're a beautiful lady.Copy !req
876. I mean, look at this.
Enhance your outer beauty
with your inner beauty.Copy !req
877. What for?Copy !req
878. You act like you're
60 or something.Copy !req
879. Where I come from,
nugs stay active 'til
they're senile, man.Copy !req
880. You are ripe, mom.
Look at you. You're like
a peach on a windowsill.Copy !req
881. Look at that.
Look at the package.Copy !req
882. - You are nasty.
- Nasty?Copy !req
883. Aaaaahhhh!
Girlfriend, girlfriend.Copy !req
884. Don't be ridiculous, crawl.
I don't believe you.Copy !req
885. Look at this! Come on.
You're getting excited.
No, no, absolutely not.Copy !req
886. I can see it!
You're getting excited.
It's ridiculous.Copy !req
887. You liked it.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
888. Look, you got
a decent base goin'.
You got a lot to work with.Copy !req
889. - Go away, crawl!
- Just give me five minutes...Copy !req
890. And if you don't like
my work we'll go back
to same old Connie.Copy !req
891. Come on. Please.Copy !req
892. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
893. Connie!Copy !req
894. Come on, let's go, everybody.
We're gonna be late!Copy !req
895. Oh, that's, uh...
Quite an outfit.Copy !req
896. Look... I'm sorry.Copy !req
897. No, uh, I'm the one that
should be sorry, Rebecca.Copy !req
898. It's just that, well,
I've been a little bit
out of sorts lately...Copy !req
899. And, um, well,
I just want you
to know that I'm still...Copy !req
900. Just real proud of you,
honey.Copy !req
901. Thanks...Copy !req
902. Daddy.Copy !req
903. Connie, let's go!
You go on, Walter.Copy !req
904. Go get me
a bustier.
Bustier.Copy !req
905. Crawl and I will be right
behind you in the Ford.
I'm changing.Copy !req
906. This is the last
slow one.
What did you do?Copy !req
907. Do you like it?
Uh, well, it-it's
a little, uh—Copy !req
908. excuse me, would you
like to dance?Copy !req
909. Hell, no.
Get outta here.Copy !req
910. Sheesh.Copy !req
911. Hey.
You're a hottie.Copy !req
912. you don't like it,
do you?
No, I think I do.Copy !req
913. I, uh—
well, I—Copy !req
914. I think
I like it a lot.Copy !req
915. You're a genius.Copy !req
916. So you're saying
you likes?
I likes.Copy !req
917. over here, Edgar.Copy !req
918. check out the wood
that I created for him.Copy !req
919. Hello.Copy !req
920. Hey, good to see—
excuse me. Ow! Ow!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me!Copy !req
921. Come on, relax.
I just came by to apologize.Copy !req
922. Oh, right.
No, I'm serious.Copy !req
923. I feel really bad about
what I did, you know? Yeah,
and I want to make it up to you.Copy !req
924. Well, I was thinkin'
about throwing you
a bachelor party.Copy !req
925. You know, have a few
laughs and stuff.
What do you think?Copy !req
926. Come on.
I'd really like that
a lot, Travis.Copy !req
927. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
928. All right.
Travis, it's really
cool of you.Copy !req
929. Well, you know,
I care a lot about you...Copy !req
930. And I just want you
to be really happy.
Thanks.Copy !req
931. What a splendid
person.
Hmm.Copy !req
932. I heard about last night.
Hey, hey, come on,
come on, please.Copy !req
933. Listen,
I need a favor.Copy !req
934. Here?
No. Come on.
Will you help me?Copy !req
935. You comin' over tonight?Copy !req
936. Yeah.
I'll wait up for you.Copy !req
937. Crawl, look at them.Copy !req
938. Cool parents.Copy !req
939. Hey, slick.
You gettin' mighty friendly...
Yeah?Copy !req
940. With old city over there,
ain't you?
So?Copy !req
941. I'm throwin' him
a bachelor party.
What?Copy !req
942. keep going, gang.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
943. Keep on going.
I'm gonna get some punch.Copy !req
944. Hey, Horace.
Watch this.Copy !req
945. They're enjoying themselves.
Come on.
This is square dancing.Copy !req
946. I don't care if it's, like,
circular dancing, bro.Copy !req
947. Come on.
Look, they're havin' a blast.
Are you guys havin' fun?Copy !req
948. Yeah!Copy !req
949. Man, come on. Horace.
This is square dancing.
No, go on. Get outta here.Copy !req
950. Dude, I'll go off.
Come on, buddy.Copy !req
951. Do you want to do it
some more?Copy !req
952. Yeah!Copy !req
953. Yeah!Copy !req
954. What the hell.
Cool.
Thanks.Copy !req
955. Yeah!
Whoo!Copy !req
956. - say, "chill."
- Chill!Copy !req
957. - Say, "chill, chill."
- Chill, chill!Copy !req
958. Step up to bat,
brother.Copy !req
959. Go with it, man.
Just do it.Copy !req
960. Feel the breeze
and let it fly.Copy !req
961. Ah, yeah, 747.Copy !req
962. Horace, are you okay?Copy !req
963. Yeah! Oh, horse,
you're the man!Copy !req
964. Oh, bull.Copy !req
965. Oh, dad, you missed
one heck of a party.Copy !req
966. What was it,
a Halloween party?Copy !req
967. Dad.
Yeah, I tell you,
I'm sure worn out.Copy !req
968. Think I'm gonna go on upstairs
and get a little shut-eye.Copy !req
969. You coming up?Copy !req
970. Yeah.
We need to talk,
junior.Copy !req
971. Uh, uh, dad, give me
a little rain check
on that, okay?Copy !req
972. Ah, what—
oh! Whew!Copy !req
973. Did you see
that horacey, man?Copy !req
974. You had wasco rockin' !Copy !req
975. Forget about wasco.
Think about your
parents right now.Copy !req
976. I mean, you dad's
gettin' busy.Copy !req
977. I know.
I have never seen them
like this before.Copy !req
978. Oh... thanks, crawl.Copy !req
979. And I'm
at your service.Copy !req
980. If it wasn't for you, I'd
probably be engaged right now.Copy !req
981. You are engaged.Copy !req
982. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
983. Don't mind me,
nobody else does.Copy !req
984. Good night, crawl.Copy !req
985. Oh. Thank you, pappy.Copy !req
986. - Good night, pappy.
- Good night, shortcake.Copy !req
987. Oh, shit.Copy !req
988. Can I please
whittle wood with you?Copy !req
989. All right.Copy !req
990. Grab a piece
of wood.Copy !req
991. You know I majored
in creative woods, right?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
992. Second freshman year.
Here.Copy !req
993. Huh!Copy !req
994. Sounded like you and Walter
were gettin' busy.
Rebecca!Copy !req
995. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
996. What?Copy !req
997. Oh, honey,
I don't believe you.Copy !req
998. Crawl!
Thanks for leaving me
with a semi last night.Copy !req
999. It's okay, it's okay.
Zack hooked me up...Copy !req
1000. With last month's issue—
the poisons have left
the building.Copy !req
1001. - Thank God.
- Good morning, everybody.Copy !req
1002. Morning, dad.Copy !req
1003. Beautiful day.
Oh!Copy !req
1004. - Bull!
- Ooh, Walter.Copy !req
1005. What is that one?
Fishing.Copy !req
1006. It's called "whopper."
Walt!Copy !req
1007. - Dig the gear.
Big fishing expedition, huh?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1008. Mmm.
Can I come?Copy !req
1009. Um, oh,
I don't think so.Copy !req
1010. Oh, come on, honey.
Let him go with you.
Well, now wait a minute.Copy !req
1011. I gave dad a rain check
on a talk we were supposed
to have this morning.Copy !req
1012. Well, that's okay, sir,
'cause I'm just gonna stay here
and take the combine out.Copy !req
1013. Let him go with you.
- All right, you can come.Copy !req
1014. Well, all right, sir.
I think, I think, I, well,
I think you made a right choice.Copy !req
1015. Zack, I threw your gear
in the truck out there.Copy !req
1016. Come on.
Let's go fishin'.Copy !req
1017. I don't feel like it.Copy !req
1018. Well, suit yourself.Copy !req
1019. Bring me a big one.Copy !req
1020. Ow! Let's go,
hotshot.Copy !req
1021. - Nasty!
- Girlfriend, girlfriend,
aaaaaahh.Copy !req
1022. So, Walter,
don't hold out on me, dude.
Did you get her?Copy !req
1023. No, no, no, no.
No, look.Copy !req
1024. It's all in the wrist.
See? You just pop it up,Copy !req
1025. pop it out there,
flick it a couple of times.Copy !req
1026. Just drives those trout wild.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1027. You got your—
you got your rod upside down.Copy !req
1028. Turn it over.
Turn your rod—
that's right. All right.Copy !req
1029. Now, go ahead. Pop it out.
No, just one hand.Copy !req
1030. Just do it with one hand.
That's right. Go ahead.Copy !req
1031. Ah, shit.Copy !req
1032. Look, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you put the fish
that dad and I catch...Copy !req
1033. Into the bucket 'til you
get the hang of it.Copy !req
1034. Look, I'm really sorry.
It's all right.Copy !req
1035. I got one!
He got one!Copy !req
1036. See, junior?
That's how you do it.Copy !req
1037. Yeah, over the head.
That's the way to do it.Copy !req
1038. I never could understand that
sidearm business of yours.Copy !req
1039. Yeah, well,
that's the way
I like to do it.Copy !req
1040. Yeah, well,
it don't make it right.
Yeah, well, whatever.Copy !req
1041. You get some kind
of pleasure out of
not listenin' to me?Copy !req
1042. Aw, look, dad, I just
don't want to have this
conversation anymore, okay?Copy !req
1043. I got a particular way
I like to do things
and that's it.Copy !req
1044. Just give me
a little room.
A little room, huh?Copy !req
1045. Room you want?
You got it!
I tell you,Copy !req
1046. it never fails—
I try to help him,
every time.Copy !req
1047. Try to teach him something,
and what happens?
Every single time.Copy !req
1048. He turns on me
like a viper in the grass.Copy !req
1049. He is one ungrateful
son of a bitch and I'm gonna
tell it to him to his face.Copy !req
1050. - You know, I kind of feel
sorry for you, Mr. Warner.
- What?Copy !req
1051. Well, your dad, you know.
I've been noticing the way
he's always treatin' you.Copy !req
1052. Oh, he's been like that
as long as I can remember
the son of a bitch.Copy !req
1053. Kind of like the way you
get down on Zack for the way
he does things, too, huh?Copy !req
1054. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1055. You talkin' about the way
he plays with those stupid
computer games all day?Copy !req
1056. Those aren't just games to him.Copy !req
1057. That's what he's into. He's not
asking you to do it, is he?Copy !req
1058. He just wants
some room too.Copy !req
1059. Yeah, well, uh, uh...
Who asked you?Copy !req
1060. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1061. - Dad!Copy !req
1062. Dad!Copy !req
1063. Dad, come here.
Lay down here.Copy !req
1064. Where are your pills?Copy !req
1065. In, in my jacket in the truck.Copy !req
1066. Help.Copy !req
1067. Assess
the situation.
Gramps is dying.Copy !req
1068. Okay. C.P.R.
Right! Okay.Copy !req
1069. Tilt the head back.Copy !req
1070. Plug the nostrils.Copy !req
1071. And administer
mouth-to-mouth.Copy !req
1072. What happened?
What happened?
Geez.Copy !req
1073. He tried to kiss me.
Dude, I was doin' c.P.R.
I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
1074. I majored in it
for a half semester.
Here.Copy !req
1075. Well, if it's
between my dyin'...Copy !req
1076. Or him kissin' me,Copy !req
1077. I'd rather die.Copy !req
1078. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1079. Catch anything?Copy !req
1080. Come on. Here,
let me help you.
Is he okay?Copy !req
1081. Come on, dad.
You're gonna be okay,
all right?Copy !req
1082. Just shake it out.
You're not dizzy
or anything, are you?Copy !req
1083. Dad, are you okay?
Something happen?
Nothing to be alarmed about.Copy !req
1084. Are you sure?
He just had
a spell.Copy !req
1085. I'm okay.
I'm all right.
Let's go inside.Copy !req
1086. Want you to know how much
I appreciate what you did
for my dad back there.Copy !req
1087. Look, it's no problem.Copy !req
1088. What did you do
out there?Copy !req
1089. We need to talk.Copy !req
1090. So what happened
out there today?Copy !req
1091. Crawl?Copy !req
1092. Crawl?Copy !req
1093. Would you
just talk to me?Copy !req
1094. What?
Rebecca, I don't want
to lie to 'em anymore.Copy !req
1095. Oh, crawl, you're not
doing this to me now.Copy !req
1096. I told you, we're gonna get
back to school and I'll call...Copy !req
1097. All right?
We bonded. Finally.Copy !req
1098. I like your family, Rebecca.
I like 'em a whole bunch.Copy !req
1099. And that's why
I don't want to ruin it.Copy !req
1100. We just have
two more days.Copy !req
1101. Look, I don't care,
Rebecca.
Oh, God.Copy !req
1102. Either you tell 'em
or I'm gonna tell 'em.Copy !req
1103. Okay.Copy !req
1104. Hey, city.
Hey, Theo.Copy !req
1105. Ever pick out
your own Turkey
for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
1106. Yeah, stouffers,
Swansons and butterballs.Copy !req
1107. This ain't no
supermarket, boy.Copy !req
1108. Uh, hey.
How ya doin', man?
Gobble, gobble, man.Copy !req
1109. All right, partner.Copy !req
1110. You should do some aerobics
and bail the belly, man.Copy !req
1111. Yeah, okay, cool. Listen,
take this. Sometimes these
things can be vicious.Copy !req
1112. Are you gonna
cruise in with me?
Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
1113. Ow.Copy !req
1114. Get on over there
and get dinner, boy.
Chop its head off?Copy !req
1115. Yeah, if you can
catch him.Copy !req
1116. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1117. I'm innocent!
Theo told me to do it!Copy !req
1118. Stay back!
I was just kidding!Copy !req
1119. Help! Stop!Copy !req
1120. The Turkey had a heart attack?Copy !req
1121. I don't know. I never
killed anything before.Copy !req
1122. Maybe he should give the Turkey
a little kiss.Copy !req
1123. That's real funny, guys.Copy !req
1124. Well, you know
what they say, crawl.Copy !req
1125. If you kill 'em,
you gotta clean 'em.Copy !req
1126. Why are you
making me do this?Copy !req
1127. It's all part
of being a farmer.Copy !req
1128. Now, reach down there
and grab them tail feathers,
start jerking them out...Copy !req
1129. And work yourself forward.
Jerk 'em on out of there.Copy !req
1130. It's a miracle!Copy !req
1131. Oh, there's my ride.
Like to hang, gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
1132. Drink that beer, boy!Copy !req
1133. That's it!
Bottoms up!Copy !req
1134. Okay, crawl,
drink it down!
Yeah!Copy !req
1135. Dude, you should invest
in a beer bong, bro.Copy !req
1136. The thing with
the funnel, the hoo.Copy !req
1137. You throw
the whole case
in there, man.Copy !req
1138. Hey, dude, you shoot
the whole thing out.
Toast, buddy!Copy !req
1139. You know, I didn't
like you much at first,Copy !req
1140. but now that I got to know ya,
you're okay.Copy !req
1141. I still think you suck,
but you're a hell
of a drinker, pard.Copy !req
1142. This is it!
A toast!Copy !req
1143. To crawl!
To crawl!Copy !req
1144. And Rebecca, your ex-chick,
my new fiancee.Copy !req
1145. Hey, city.
Yeah! Get down!Copy !req
1146. All right, man, this is it.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
1147. Go! Go on! Go!
Go on!
Suck it up, buddy!Copy !req
1148. - I'm gonna go sing.Copy !req
1149. Great. All right.Copy !req
1150. Hello. Hi, how ya doin' ?Copy !req
1151. Cool. Okay, this is a song
that really means a lot to me.Copy !req
1152. but are you guys ready
for some real entertainment?Copy !req
1153. whoo!Copy !req
1154. Shake it, mama!
Shake it!Copy !req
1155. uh! I was just
getting started.Copy !req
1156. No, baby, baby, baby!
Y'all can take me on!Copy !req
1157. That was great, Tracy.
That was great.
That was great.Copy !req
1158. No, no, no!
Come on, it's a party!
Let's go. Drink up.Copy !req
1159. Ah, morning.
Happy Turkey day.
Is the coffee ready?Copy !req
1160. Help yourself, Theo.Copy !req
1161. Zack, can you bring those spices
over here please, sir?Copy !req
1162. So, uh,
where's Mr. Farmer
this morning?Copy !req
1163. Oh, I imagine he's up there
in his room sleeping it off,
huh, Zack?Copy !req
1164. Not in my room.
He never came home last night.Copy !req
1165. Heard a lot of huffin' and
puffin' out there last night.Copy !req
1166. Oh, crawl, poor guy.
That's how he got
his nickname.Copy !req
1167. Crawl?Copy !req
1168. Oops.Copy !req
1169. What?Copy !req
1170. Sorry, you guys,
I didn't mean to—Copy !req
1171. I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna be going now.Copy !req
1172. Wait! Becca!
It— ow.Copy !req
1173. It's not what you think!Copy !req
1174. I don't think.
Do you think?Copy !req
1175. Oh, the wedding is off!
Stop!Copy !req
1176. Good mornin'.
Becca, please, just wait.Copy !req
1177. Just—
these are the days
of our lives.Copy !req
1178. Oh, God!Copy !req
1179. Becca?Copy !req
1180. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1181. Not for me.
I'm into you.Copy !req
1182. Yeah, until Tracy shows up.
You into her too?
Listen, last night...Copy !req
1183. I'm at the bachelor party,
I'm doin' karaoke and then
I wake up in the barn.Copy !req
1184. That's all I remember
what happened, I swear.Copy !req
1185. Oh, crawl!
You are such a hypocrite!Copy !req
1186. God, you waltz in here
telling everyone to be honest
with each other,Copy !req
1187. and the least you could do
is be honest with me.Copy !req
1188. I'm being honest.Copy !req
1189. That you blacked out
and woke up with Tracy?Copy !req
1190. My God, you must think
I'm stupid. I am stupid.Copy !req
1191. I never should have brought
you here in the first place.Copy !req
1192. Why did you
bring me here, Becca?Copy !req
1193. Because it was Thanksgiving
and you were alone.Copy !req
1194. You knew Travis was gonna
propose to you, huh?Copy !req
1195. Oh, please.
I felt sorry for you.
"Please" to you.Copy !req
1196. Spare me. You needed someone
to shield you from Travis...Copy !req
1197. Because you couldn't even
deal with it yourself.
That is not true.Copy !req
1198. Have you told
anybody the truth?Copy !req
1199. Talk about hypocrites.Copy !req
1200. Hey, I don't even want
to be your friend.Copy !req
1201. Fine.Copy !req
1202. Here's your ring.Copy !req
1203. Fits better on my finger
anyways. See?Copy !req
1204. What are you
doin' here?Copy !req
1205. I don't know.
What happened last night?Copy !req
1206. You tell me.Copy !req
1207. Well, I woke up in the barn, but
I, I can't remember anything.Copy !req
1208. Yeah, well, I'll tell you
what happened.Copy !req
1209. You and crawl were all over
each other when you left
the bar last night.Copy !req
1210. Why don't you
take it from there.Copy !req
1211. I was only gonna dance for him.Copy !req
1212. After what
we had together?Copy !req
1213. Man, I thought I knew you.Copy !req
1214. You are so low.Copy !req
1215. Honey, you okay?
Fine.Copy !req
1216. Where are you
going?
Out.Copy !req
1217. Becca,
what happened?Copy !req
1218. Everything.Copy !req
1219. Wait up!
Wait!Copy !req
1220. So I take it there's not
going to be a wedding?
You got that right.Copy !req
1221. It's too bad.
Believe it or not,Copy !req
1222. I was looking forward to having
you as a brother-in-law.Copy !req
1223. So where are
you heading?Copy !req
1224. Back to California...Copy !req
1225. Where it's normal.Copy !req
1226. Okay. Well, if you find
a baby-fresh nug out there,Copy !req
1227. send her my way.Copy !req
1228. You got it.Copy !req
1229. Take care, all right?
Be good.Copy !req
1230. Okay.Copy !req
1231. Hmm,
you made the sound well.Copy !req
1232. You can have my hat only
if I could squeeze your cheeks.Copy !req
1233. Squeeze.
Yeah.Copy !req
1234. Take care, buddy.Copy !req
1235. Later.
Thanks for the cot.Copy !req
1236. Look, we all make mistakes.Copy !req
1237. I'm just so confused.
Listen, it's natural.Copy !req
1238. You go away from home
the first time,Copy !req
1239. you, you try new things.Copy !req
1240. Yeah, I just, I mean,
you know, I thought
I knew him and—Copy !req
1241. look, those L.A. people
are slick. I mean,
they are not like us.Copy !req
1242. They're on a different
wavelength.Copy !req
1243. I tried to tell ya.Copy !req
1244. Ah, ah, ah.Copy !req
1245. Look,
we need to talk, now.Copy !req
1246. All right.Copy !req
1247. Look, about last night.
I think there's something
you should know about.Copy !req
1248. Yeah.
I just wish I could remember
if I was good or not.Copy !req
1249. Well...Copy !req
1250. Shit.
Everybody, sit down.
Here comes our bird.Copy !req
1251. It's really great,
you all inviting me.Copy !req
1252. Oh, that's a beautiful bird,
Mrs. Warner.
Thank you, Travis.Copy !req
1253. You always were
a great cook.
Hmm.Copy !req
1254. Before I sit down,
I'd like to say that
it's really great...Copy !req
1255. Having everybody together
for the holidays.Copy !req
1256. Matter of fact,
I'd like to make a toast.
To Rebecca,Copy !req
1257. the sweetest girl
I know.Copy !req
1258. I know we've been through
a lot the last couple of days,Copy !req
1259. but I still love you
as much as ever, and I think
you still love me.Copy !req
1260. So Rebecca Warner,Copy !req
1261. - Will you marry me?
- I, uh—Copy !req
1262. don't even think about it,
Becca.
Oh, man.Copy !req
1263. Listen, you guys, I'm sorry
for interrupting your meal,Copy !req
1264. but there's something that
everybody needs to know
before I go.Copy !req
1265. Can't you take a hint,
you idiot?Copy !req
1266. Look, Mr. Warner,
if you don't mind, I'd like
to take this guy outta here.Copy !req
1267. Walter, you gotta
hear this one, man.Copy !req
1268. Well, uh, uh, okay, crawl.
You go ahead.Copy !req
1269. Go ahead, Tracy.
Tra—Copy !req
1270. hi.
Look, Rebecca,Copy !req
1271. I woke up in the barn
with crawl this morning...Copy !req
1272. And I thought I did
something really stupid.Copy !req
1273. - Mmm.
- How can you come in here
and insult this family...Copy !req
1274. After what you did?
Look, I don't remember what
I did, and I think I know why.Copy !req
1275. Oh.
I found these
in my car.Copy !req
1276. Now, you said you saw me drive
off with crawl last night,Copy !req
1277. but when I got in my car
this morning, the seat
was so far back...Copy !req
1278. I couldn't even
reach the pedals.Copy !req
1279. Somebody awfully big must have
been driving, huh, hoss?Copy !req
1280. Theo, you know anything
about this?Copy !req
1281. You want to pass those
mashed potatoes there, hon?Copy !req
1282. No, no, no, no,
now just to hell
with those mashed potatoes.Copy !req
1283. Now, you better speak up.
Your job depends on it.Copy !req
1284. - Theo?
- Theo?Copy !req
1285. Aw, hell, Walter,
it was just a joke.Copy !req
1286. - Oh...
- We took those two out there
and we put 'em in the barn.Copy !req
1287. I didn't think everybody
was gonna get so upset about it.Copy !req
1288. So I didn't bone her.
So he didn't bone me.Copy !req
1289. So you guys didn't bone.Copy !req
1290. Oh, now, wait a minute.
You can't really believe—Copy !req
1291. no, you wait a minute.Copy !req
1292. I gotta tell you, Travis,Copy !req
1293. it really tweaks my melon to see
a buff bro like crawl here...Copy !req
1294. Get weized on by a greasy
scumbag like you.Copy !req
1295. So you just chill.Copy !req
1296. No, Travis.
You just get out.Copy !req
1297. Hey, you can't talk
to me like that.
No, but I can.Copy !req
1298. Majored in karate
for two semesters.Copy !req
1299. I gotta say something here.
Theo, now,Copy !req
1300. I appreciate your honesty,
but you're fired.Copy !req
1301. What?
That a boy,
junior!Copy !req
1302. Now, just take your ass
on outta here and take him
with you.Copy !req
1303. You take him.
I don't work here anymore.Copy !req
1304. He's gonna need
a lot of food stamps.Copy !req
1305. I'll do it.
Ah, you are so low.Copy !req
1306. Tracy.Copy !req
1307. Would you like
to join us for dinner?Copy !req
1308. - Are, are you sure?
- Oh, definitely.Copy !req
1309. Great.Copy !req
1310. Come on, sit down here, Tracy.
We'd be real proud to have you
join us for Thanksgiving.Copy !req
1311. Now, how about...Copy !req
1312. Having my future,
um, uh, well,Copy !req
1313. son-in-law
carve up this bird for us?Copy !req
1314. Oh, uh, wait.Copy !req
1315. There's, um, there's something
that I need to tell you guys.Copy !req
1316. See, crawl and I
were never actually, really—Copy !req
1317. sure about
the wedding date.Copy !req
1318. So we're gonna put things on
hold for just a little bit and
we'll see how things develop.Copy !req
1319. Hey, I can respect that.Copy !req
1320. Oh, yeah, that's a hell
of an idea. Hell of an idea.Copy !req
1321. No use rushing
into these things.Copy !req
1322. All right, all right,
all right. Enough of that.
Yeah.Copy !req
1323. Now, let's chow down here...Copy !req
1324. And munch on some grindage!
[ Laughing,
cheering ]Copy !req
1325. shut up!Copy !req
1326. We got the point!Copy !req
1327. Everybody say,
"cheesy."
Cheesy!Copy !req