1. Excuse me, miss.
There seems to be a mistake.Copy !req
2. I ordered the large cappuccino.Copy !req
3. Hello!Copy !req
4. - Look at the size of this.
- It's a bowl.Copy !req
5. It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino.Copy !req
6. My sides. Please.Copy !req
7. So Tony...Copy !req
8. what's with your clothes?Copy !req
9. What?Copy !req
10. You look like you're in
Starsky and Hutch.Copy !req
11. - I look hip.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
12. More like an undercover cop
trying to be.Copy !req
13. - I am a cop trying to look hip.
- Can you do me a favour?Copy !req
14. When you go to my parents'
don't dress like a 1970s pimp.Copy !req
15. My parents are a little eccentric.Copy !req
16. This poem is called, "An Apology
To The Aliens Who Abducted Me...Copy !req
17. and Whom I inflicted
Destruction Upon...Copy !req
18. While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."Copy !req
19. Autobiographical.Copy !req
20. - What are you gonna do tonight?
- Well...Copy !req
21. I'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.Copy !req
22. The "Woman, Woe Man,
Whoa Man" poem.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?Copy !req
25. Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.Copy !req
26. - You don't honestly believe that?
- Tony, she's a klepto.Copy !req
27. To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.Copy !req
28. Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...Copy !req
29. - ... you get paranoid and break up.
- That's not true.Copy !req
30. - I broke up for good reasons.
- Really?Copy !req
31. - Yes.
- What about Jill?Copy !req
32. She was in the Mafia.Copy !req
33. - She was in the Mafia?
- Yes, the Cosa Nostra.Copy !req
34. - I never knew how she made a living.
- She was unemployed.Copy !req
35. - She didn't work.
- That's a perfect cover.Copy !req
36. All right. What about Pam?Copy !req
37. She smelled like soup.Copy !req
38. - What does that mean?
- Like beef-vegetable soup.Copy !req
39. - Paranoid.
- You weren't there.Copy !req
40. - It's all in your head.
- No, no.Copy !req
41. - It is.
- No, no.Copy !req
42. - I'm up. Wish me luck.
- Good luck.Copy !req
43. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it
for our own Mr. Charlie MacKenzie.Copy !req
44. WomanCopy !req
45. Woe manCopy !req
46. Whoa manCopy !req
47. She was a thief
You gotta believeCopy !req
48. She stole my heart and my catCopy !req
49. BettyCopy !req
50. JudyCopy !req
51. Josie and those hot PussycatsCopy !req
52. They make me horny
Saturday morn yCopy !req
53. Girls of cartoons
Won't leave me in ruinsCopy !req
54. I want to be Betty's BarneyCopy !req
55. Hey, Jane, get me off
This crazy thingCopy !req
56. Called loveCopy !req
57. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
58. Can I help you?Copy !req
59. - Yes, do you have haggis?
- Yes, we do. One?Copy !req
60. Yes, please.Copy !req
61. My parents are Scottish.Copy !req
62. That Will be $19.75.Copy !req
63. Here you go.Copy !req
64. Thank you.Copy !req
65. - Will there be anything else?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
66. Thanks.Copy !req
67. May, get in here!Copy !req
68. All right, May, turn off
the Bay City Rollers!Copy !req
69. The soccer game's about to begin!Copy !req
70. - Hello.
- Hi!Copy !req
71. We're in here, son!Copy !req
72. - Charlie.
- How's it going, William?Copy !req
73. Give your mother a kiss,
or I'll kick your teeth in.Copy !req
74. Hi. Hey!Copy !req
75. May. Shut it!Copy !req
76. - How you doing, Dad?
- Fine.Copy !req
77. - Come on, Charlie.
- Away you go with your mother.Copy !req
78. Why don't you try one
of her bras on, wee girl?Copy !req
79. Flaunt away, you fairy!Copy !req
80. Hey, Morn.Copy !req
81. I brought you guys a haggis-Copy !req
82. That's sweet of you, son.
Thank you.Copy !req
83. I haven't seen one of these for years.Copy !req
84. Actually, I hate them.
But your father will—Copy !req
85. Look. He's giving Tony all that
Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again.Copy !req
86. It's a known fact, Sonny Jim,
that a secret society...Copy !req
87. of the five wealthiest people,
known as the Pentavirate...Copy !req
88. run everything in the world,
including the newspapers...Copy !req
89. and meet tri-annually at a secret
mansion in Colorado known as...Copy !req
90. - ..."The Meadows."
- Who's in the Pentavirate?Copy !req
91. The Queen, the Vatican,
the Gettys, the Rothschilds...Copy !req
92. and Colonel Sanders,
before he went tits-up.Copy !req
93. I hated the Colonel,
with his wee beady eyes...Copy !req
94. and that smug look on his face.
"You're gonna buy my chicken."Copy !req
95. Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?Copy !req
96. He puts addictive chemicals
in chicken...Copy !req
97. making you crave it fortnightly,
smart-ass!Copy !req
98. Interesting. Cuckoo.Copy !req
99. Charlie, would you like a juice?Copy !req
100. Look at what I've bought myself,
a Juice Tiger.Copy !req
101. - A Juice Tiger?
- Yes, I juice everything now.Copy !req
102. I'm on a new diet.Copy !req
103. I'm on a Weekly World News
Garth Brooks Juice Diet.Copy !req
104. Scores!Copy !req
105. - Margin, one-nil!
- Magic goal!Copy !req
106. Let's have a look at the replay.Copy !req
107. William, move your head.Copy !req
108. Look at the size of that boy's head.Copy !req
109. It's like an orange on a toothpick.Copy !req
110. - You'll give him a complex.
- That's a huge noggin.Copy !req
111. It's a virtual planetoid.
Has its own weather system!Copy !req
112. Head! Move!Copy !req
113. - Your Sherri's late.
- Mom...Copy !req
114. Sherri and I broke up.Copy !req
115. Not Sherri?Copy !req
116. I liked Sherri.Copy !req
117. I didn't like the other girls
you brought home.Copy !req
118. - Don't make it any harder for me.
- Why should I make it easier, son?Copy !req
119. You were good together,
you and Sherri.Copy !req
120. - I thought you'd marry.
- You know I'm terrified of marriage.Copy !req
121. I know that, son. I know that.Copy !req
122. Maybe it's better not to marry.
Did you read the paper?Copy !req
123. - No.
- No? Where did I put it?Copy !req
124. Stuart! Bring in the paper!Copy !req
125. All right, hon!Copy !req
126. Head! Paper! Now!Copy !req
127. Move that melon of yours
if you can.Copy !req
128. Hauling that gargantuan
cranium about.Copy !req
129. No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.Copy !req
130. Spherical, but pointy in parts.Copy !req
131. That was offside, wasn't it?Copy !req
132. He'll be crying himself to sleep
tonight on his huge pillow.Copy !req
133. Mom, why do you refer to
Weekly World News...Copy !req
134. as "the paper"?
The paper contains facts.Copy !req
135. This paper contains facts.Copy !req
136. And this paper has the eighth-highest
circulation in the whole wide world.Copy !req
137. Plenty of facts.
"Pregnant Man Gives Birth."Copy !req
138. That's a fact.Copy !req
139. Here it is, look. Read this.Copy !req
140. "Mrs. X. The honeymoon murderer."Copy !req
141. She marries men under fake identities
and then she murders them.Copy !req
142. She's murdered three men already.Copy !req
143. Victim number one
was a lounge singer.Copy !req
144. Victim number two,
a Russian martial arts expert.Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. And she's also killed a plumber
named Ralph Elliot.Copy !req
147. And her whereabouts are unknown.Copy !req
148. Give us a kiss, Tony,
and cheer me up. Good night.Copy !req
149. Good night.Copy !req
150. Wow, you've turned into a sexy
wee bastard. You know that?Copy !req
151. Thanks, Mrs. MacKenzie.Copy !req
152. - Hasn't he?
- I think so.Copy !req
153. - Good night, Mom.
- Good night, Charlie.Copy !req
154. - Good night, Dad.
- Fine, go. You've stayed your hour.Copy !req
155. Yes.Copy !req
156. - Morning, Charles.
- Morning, sir.Copy !req
157. Are you working on the forms
for the vendor—?Copy !req
158. Yes, captain.Copy !req
159. Tony? Tony?Copy !req
160. I don't want to intrude,
but you seem a little down.Copy !req
161. Well, captain, it's about my job.Copy !req
162. I'm having doubts about being a cop.Copy !req
163. It's not like how it is on TV.Copy !req
164. I fill out forms and paperwork
all day.Copy !req
165. Point well taken, but even though
it's not exciting...Copy !req
166. it's very important.Copy !req
167. Yeah, but of all my times as a cop,
I've never...Copy !req
168. I never chased a guy
across a crowded square.Copy !req
169. I've never hung onto that part of
the helicopter. You know that part?Copy !req
170. - You know?
- I know it.Copy !req
171. I've never hung onto that
or even commandeered a vehicle.Copy !req
172. - That sounds like a lot of fun.
- That's the other thing.Copy !req
173. You're too nice.Copy !req
174. - I'm too nice?
- Yes, you're too nice.Copy !req
175. Why not be like a
Starsky and Hutch captain?Copy !req
176. Where you haul me in your office
and bawl me out...Copy !req
177. because you're tired of defending
me from the commissioner.Copy !req
178. The truth is, I report to a committee.Copy !req
179. Some are appointed, elected,
or co-opted biannually.Copy !req
180. - It's a quorum, so to speak.
- A quorum?Copy !req
181. - Yeah.
- I thought I was gonna be Serpico...Copy !req
182. but instead I'm like Fish
from Barney Miller.Copy !req
183. Hey, somebody needs a hug.Copy !req
184. Captain.Copy !req
185. Okay, coming up.Copy !req
186. - Hi.
- Haggis, right?Copy !req
187. Yeah, I'm the guy
who ordered the haggis.Copy !req
188. - Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.Copy !req
189. - Do you like haggis?
- No, it's repellent.Copy !req
190. I think Scottish cuisine
is based on a dare.Copy !req
191. - I'm next.
- You're next.Copy !req
192. Yes, can I help you?Copy !req
193. I'll tell you how you can help me.
All I want is one New York steak...Copy !req
194. a quarter-inch thick.
That's all. No more, no less.Copy !req
195. - Get it and let me out.
- I'm really busy. Be right back.Copy !req
196. - It's busy, hey?
- It's insane today.Copy !req
197. My dad's a butcher,
and I used to work at his shop.Copy !req
198. - I can help you.
- I'd love some help.Copy !req
199. - Great, what's your name?
- Charlie.Copy !req
200. - Harriet.
- Hi, Harriet.Copy !req
201. - Could you get four porterhouses?
- Okay.Copy !req
202. Just kidding.Copy !req
203. Hi.Copy !req
204. So do you live in New York?Copy !req
205. Really?Copy !req
206. Just tell me if that's too tense.
You guide me. You guide me.Copy !req
207. Mom, can you get the school nurse?Copy !req
208. Get the school nurse! Help me!Copy !req
209. It was an accident in shop.Copy !req
210. Get me a tourniquet?
Anything.Copy !req
211. Thanks for helping me out
at the butcher shop.Copy !req
212. - You were really nice.
- Oh, I was nice?Copy !req
213. "Nice." Evidently you think of me
as a woman friend.Copy !req
214. - And what is wrong with being nice?
- Nothing.Copy !req
215. - Charlie?
- Yes?Copy !req
216. - Name a bad thing you've done.
- I've done bad things.Copy !req
217. Tell me one bad thing you've done,
and it better be evil.Copy !req
218. - How evil?
- Really evil.Copy !req
219. So evil that you would
say it was "e-vil."Copy !req
220. Like it's the fruits of the Devil.
"E-vil."Copy !req
221. For example, how many people
have you brutally murdered?Copy !req
222. "Brutal" is a very subjective word.Copy !req
223. What's brutal to one person might
be reasonable to somebody else.Copy !req
224. Excuse me.Copy !req
225. Do you know Russian?Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Oh, this hurts. No, this is hard.Copy !req
228. Not only are you
extremely good-looking...Copy !req
229. but you're also very smart
and that's no fair.Copy !req
230. - That's hard.
- Bright women intimidate you?Copy !req
231. No, no. Not at all.Copy !req
232. But it's a shame I'm going
to have to destroy you.Copy !req
233. - Charlie, come here!
- Nadia...Copy !req
234. I am coming.Copy !req
235. Expand, contract, expand.Copy !req
236. What do you look for
in a woman you date?Copy !req
237. I know everyone always says
sense of humor...Copy !req
238. but I have to go with breast size.Copy !req
239. Oh, my God.Copy !req
240. Come! Let us dance like
children of the night.Copy !req
241. - Here we are.
- Wow, what a great place.Copy !req
242. - Some tea?
- Sure.Copy !req
243. Well, show yourself around.Copy !req
244. You know what this place needs?
A large poster of Atlantic City.Copy !req
245. Oh, look, you got one!Copy !req
246. I used to live there.
I have herbal teas:Copy !req
247. Cubby Wubby Womb Room tea...Copy !req
248. and Morning Thunder.
- I'll go with Cubby Wubby.Copy !req
249. All right, thanks.Copy !req
250. What's this?Copy !req
251. I had a friend who was
a martial arts expert and...Copy !req
252. - Oh, you had a friend?
- It's a martial arts thing.Copy !req
253. I thought it would
look good on the wall.Copy !req
254. It does.Copy !req
255. You know, Scotland has
its own martial arts.Copy !req
256. It's called "fuck you!"Copy !req
257. It's mostly head-butting
and kicking people on the ground.Copy !req
258. - It's late.
- Not for me.Copy !req
259. - Who for, then?
- Who for, then, what?Copy !req
260. If not for you,
I wonder who it is late for.Copy !req
261. Not me, no.
I like the nightlife.Copy !req
262. I like to boogie.Copy !req
263. I'll make the tea, then.Copy !req
264. You know...Copy !req
265. maybe it is late.Copy !req
266. I'll be honest with you.
I had a great time tonight...Copy !req
267. and I'd really love to kiss you.Copy !req
268. But if I kiss you, we'll end up on
the couch, and if we end up there...Copy !req
269. chances are we'll kiss
in the bedroom...Copy !req
270. and that's the part
I always rush into.Copy !req
271. It's not a good idea to rush
into spending the night together.Copy !req
272. - I want to spend the night together.
- I have no problem with that.Copy !req
273. You're it.Copy !req
274. Come here!Copy !req
275. Oh, no! Oh, God!Copy !req
276. Yes.Copy !req
277. Yes.Copy !req
278. Ralph!Copy !req
279. I Will. I Will.Copy !req
280. Wait, not now! Not now!Copy !req
281. Ralph! Ralph!Copy !req
282. Harriet. Harriet.Copy !req
283. You were having a dream.Copy !req
284. And you kept saying the name
"Ralph."Copy !req
285. - Ralph?
- Yeah, you kept saying "Ralph."Copy !req
286. She's my friend.Copy !req
287. She's your friend. Ralph.Copy !req
288. She's your friend. Ralph.Copy !req
289. Ralph. She.Copy !req
290. I'm sorry!
I thought you were somebody else!Copy !req
291. Hi.Copy !req
292. Hi.Copy !req
293. I'm Harriet's friend, Charlie.
You must be Ralph?Copy !req
294. I'm Harriet's sister, Rose.Copy !req
295. - She gave me a note to give to you.
- Great.Copy !req
296. "Dear Charlie,
I didn't want to wake you.Copy !req
297. Make yourself at home
and thanks for the...Copy !req
298. hot dog. Harriet."Copy !req
299. That's a very nice note.Copy !req
300. - Let me make you some breakfast.
- I'd love to, but I'm running late.Copy !req
301. How do silver-dollar pancakes...Copy !req
302. fresh orange juice, bacon
and Kona coffee sound?Copy !req
303. It sounds great.Copy !req
304. Sorry. I didn't have
those other things.Copy !req
305. That's fine.
That other stuff will kill you.Copy !req
306. Whereas Froot Loops are light
and reasonably high in fiber.Copy !req
307. - I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.
- Got them.Copy !req
308. Good.Copy !req
309. So, is this your place?Copy !req
310. No, this is our place.
Harriet's and mine.Copy !req
311. She sort of comes and goes
but always ends up here.Copy !req
312. She didn't speak of me?Copy !req
313. No, she didn't speak of you.Copy !req
314. She mentioned a martial arts guy, and
there was discussion about Ralph?Copy !req
315. Oh, really? She spoke about them?Copy !req
316. She talked about the martial arts guy
and kind of shouted "Ralph."Copy !req
317. - Well, you know Harriet.
- Actually, I don't.Copy !req
318. - But you did have sex with her.
- Hello!Copy !req
319. I'm gonna go now.Copy !req
320. I won't tell Harriet
that anything happened.Copy !req
321. Well, Rose. Rose.Copy !req
322. Nothing did happen.Copy !req
323. Don't worry, Charlie.
Just be careful.Copy !req
324. "Just be careful."Copy !req
325. I had the greatest night of my life
last night.Copy !req
326. - Sounds like you really like her.
- I'm smitten. I'm in deep smit.Copy !req
327. She is wonderful.
But we shouldn't talk about it.Copy !req
328. I'll start analyzing it,
and that's no good.Copy !req
329. That is good. You should
just let it happen. Relax.Copy !req
330. I am a park ranger,
and I will lead you on the tour.Copy !req
331. All the rangers at Alcatraz
were once guards, myself included.Copy !req
332. My name is John Johnson,
but everyone calls me Vickie.Copy !req
333. Please follow me.Copy !req
334. - I love Vickie. He's great.
- He's the best.Copy !req
335. This is the main cell-block area.Copy !req
336. Home to such famous criminals
as Al Capone...Copy !req
337. Mickey Cohen,
Joseph "Dutch" Cretzer...Copy !req
338. and Robert Stroud,
the famous Birdman of Alcatraz.Copy !req
339. This time will be different.
If something happens, I'll let it go.Copy !req
340. It's not my business.
For example, Ralph.Copy !req
341. She says "Ralph" in her sleep.
So what?Copy !req
342. Ralph?Copy !req
343. This cell's for
solitary confinement...Copy !req
344. that's come to be known
as Times Square.Copy !req
345. Make sure everyone gets a look.Copy !req
346. So who's Ralph?Copy !req
347. I don't know. More importantly,
I don't want to know.Copy !req
348. That's good.Copy !req
349. Did you and Harriet,
you know, last night?Copy !req
350. Okay, dirt-bag.Copy !req
351. All you have to know is that Harriet's
a sweet and loving person.Copy !req
352. Well, that's good. That's nice.Copy !req
353. - And yes, we did.
- All right!Copy !req
354. Close it up, close it up, close it up.Copy !req
355. This is something the other
tour guides won't tell you.Copy !req
356. In this cell-block,
Machine Gun Kelly...Copy !req
357. had what we call
in the prison system, a bitch.Copy !req
358. One night, in a jealous rage, Kelly
took a makeshift knife, or shiv...Copy !req
359. and cut out the bitch's eyes.Copy !req
360. - Another thing about Harriet I love—
- No, no.Copy !req
361. And as if this wasn't enough
retribution for Kelly...Copy !req
362. the next day he and four
other inmates took turns pissing...Copy !req
363. into the bitch's ocular cavities.Copy !req
364. This way to the cafeteria.Copy !req
365. Tony, I'm really happy-Copy !req
366. Please, don't let me screw
this one up.Copy !req
367. - I'll try.
- Alrighty. Thanks.Copy !req
368. - That ocular cavity thing was—
- When he mentioned pissing into...Copy !req
369. Okay, I got another one.
What's worse?Copy !req
370. The cable goes out and you're left
with synchronized swimming...Copy !req
371. "OF—Copy !req
372. Okay.)'-Copy !req
373. You're stuck on the Bay Bridge
in traffic...Copy !req
374. and you've just had two strong cups
of coffee and three bran muffins.Copy !req
375. - No, wait. I have a good one.
- Hello! Hello!Copy !req
376. What's worse?
You go to your favourite restaurant...Copy !req
377. order your favourite meal,
take a bite...Copy !req
378. and under the steak
is a scabby Band-Aid.Copy !req
379. Or...Copy !req
380. Or being electrocuted.Copy !req
381. And?Copy !req
382. That's it. I was electrocuted once.
It was horrible.Copy !req
383. - Oh, well, that's...
- That's a crying shame.Copy !req
384. Can we get our cheque, please?
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
385. Electrocuted.Copy !req
386. That was funny.Copy !req
387. - I'll get that.
- No, I got it.Copy !req
388. - I'll get it. Charlie.
- No, it's mine. No, no, no.Copy !req
389. - I got it. I insist.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
390. - "No" infinity.
- Come on.Copy !req
391. - Negatory, good buddy.
- You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
392. - I'll pick up the cheque.
- Okay.Copy !req
393. You want to catch a cab?Copy !req
394. - I'd like to walk.
- Come on, it's raining.Copy !req
395. - I'd like to walk.
- Me too.Copy !req
396. - All right. See you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
397. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
398. - Well, it's officially raining.
- It's just a drizzle.Copy !req
399. You know, I love that you wanted
to walk in the rain.Copy !req
400. I'm glad you're meeting
my parents tomorrow.Copy !req
401. You know what, Charlie?Copy !req
402. It's strange,
but I feel really safe with you.Copy !req
403. Like in old movies
when people never left each other.Copy !req
404. I mean, they stayed together forever.Copy !req
405. It's a great house.Copy !req
406. They moved in
the day they were married.Copy !req
407. I'm throwing them
a 30th wedding anniversary party.Copy !req
408. Morn, Dad, we're here.Copy !req
409. Stuart!Copy !req
410. Charlie!Copy !req
411. Is this the wee Harriet?
She's absolutely beautiful.Copy !req
412. And you're very, very welcome.Copy !req
413. I hope you hold on to this one.Copy !req
414. You have the face of a wee angel,
do you know that?Copy !req
415. I give! I give!
I'm Charlie's father.Copy !req
416. Sorry. I'm sorry.
You surprised me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
417. I like this one, Charlie.
She's quite a filly.Copy !req
418. Charlie tells me you're a butcher.Copy !req
419. Yes, I am a butcher.Copy !req
420. Do you link your own sausage?Copy !req
421. I do.Copy !req
422. - Why don't you put your trousers on?
- Hold your horses.Copy !req
423. Head! Pants! Now!Copy !req
424. Why don't you come with me?Copy !req
425. I have wonderful photos
of when he was a wee baby.Copy !req
426. Like one of him shitting
his pants at Niagara Falls.Copy !req
427. Come on, don't show her the pictures.Copy !req
428. Lighten up, Charlie. You've got
a pickle up your ass again.Copy !req
429. I'm going to the washroom, okay?Copy !req
430. Evidently, I have a pickle up my ass.Copy !req
431. - You'll be okay if I leave you?
- Fine. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
432. Make sure there's enough paper.Copy !req
433. And Charlie, light a match!Copy !req
434. Are you away to crap, again?Copy !req
435. What a cute baby Charlie was!Copy !req
436. You okay in there?
You didn't fall in there, did you?Copy !req
437. I can't believe the resemblance
between you and Charlie.Copy !req
438. Thank you.Copy !req
439. That's enough about us.
Tell me something about yourself.Copy !req
440. Have you always lived
in San Francisco?Copy !req
441. No, actually I moved around
quite a bit.Copy !req
442. I had a really great time
with your family tonight.Copy !req
443. Oh, great.Copy !req
444. You know that martial arts
expert friend you had?Copy !req
445. Was that here in San Francisco?Copy !req
446. No, actually it was Miami.Copy !req
447. Your family's really great, Charlie.Copy !req
448. - When your mother took out—
- Was that before Atlantic City?Copy !req
449. It's a period in my life that
I really don't like talking about.Copy !req
450. Charlie.Copy !req
451. I hated Atlantic City, Charlie.Copy !req
452. It's a town full of gamblers
and lounge singers.Copy !req
453. Ralph?Copy !req
454. No. No.Copy !req
455. Oh, Ralph.Copy !req
456. Have you heard of this? Mrs. X.Copy !req
457. She murders her husbands...Copy !req
458. then changes her identity
and marries again.Copy !req
459. I never heard of it. So what?Copy !req
460. I think I'm dating Mrs. X.Copy !req
461. Charlie.Copy !req
462. Two words. Therapy.Copy !req
463. She told me she dated
a martial arts expert.Copy !req
464. It says that one of the victims
was a martial arts expert.Copy !req
465. Last night, she put a move
on my dad and tried to break his neck.Copy !req
466. About 1000 people
have tried to break his neck.Copy !req
467. If they also say "Ralph" in their
sleep, it's a good start.Copy !req
468. Look here, "Ralph Elliot.Copy !req
469. Plumber from Dallas.
Missing since his honeymoon."Copy !req
470. - Charlie, you're just getting scared.
- Yes.Copy !req
471. - Harriet could be the one.
- Yes.Copy !req
472. You suspect her, because
you're scared you'll marry her.Copy !req
473. And to you that's death.Copy !req
474. Come on, just read it, okay?Copy !req
475. - Read it. For me, just read it?
- Okay.Copy !req
476. - "Larry Leonard, the croner..."
- Crooner.Copy !req
477. "... made a name for himself...Copy !req
478. being able to sing, in six
languages, 'Only You."'Copy !req
479. Does Harriet know
the words to "Only You"?Copy !req
480. We haven't reached that critical...Copy !req
481. "do you know the words
to 'Only You"' phase.Copy !req
482. - So I'm afraid I'm not much help.
- Charlie!Copy !req
483. You gotta move past this!Copy !req
484. I'm worried. You're living
according to the Weekly World News.Copy !req
485. It's the 8th highest circulating paper
in the world, I'll have you know.Copy !req
486. Look, Tony, Mrs. X.Copy !req
487. Please, look it up, okay?Copy !req
488. For me? Indulge me?Copy !req
489. There's no record of deaths.Copy !req
490. All three were reported missing,
but so were their wives.Copy !req
491. No picture of any brides. For
all we know, they just moved away.Copy !req
492. That's true.
You're gonna have to realise that.Copy !req
493. I would lie to you,
but Kathy always tells the truth.Copy !req
494. Understood.Copy !req
495. You feel better now?Copy !req
496. - I guess so.
- Good, good. Come on.Copy !req
497. I'm Maureen O'Boyle.
Welcome to A Current Affair.Copy !req
498. Amy, did she or didn't she?Copy !req
499. Then, the reptile
that took Hollywood by storm.Copy !req
500. But first, the Justice Department
reports an alarming rise...Copy !req
501. in the number
of poisoning murders.Copy !req
502. And that 87 percent of the murders
occur within the family...Copy !req
503. a scourge which seems to be
reaching into every home.Copy !req
504. Steve Dunleavy examines
poisoning murders. Steve.Copy !req
505. The most common poisonings
occur between couples.Copy !req
506. For reasons as varied
as insurance fraud, jealousy...Copy !req
507. and pure psychopathic behaviour.Copy !req
508. - Hi.
- Hi. Hi.Copy !req
509. I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
510. What is it?Copy !req
511. It's a health shake.Copy !req
512. I made it especially for you.Copy !req
513. Try it.Copy !req
514. Thank you, no. Thanks.Copy !req
515. You'll like it, Charlie.
Just take a sip.Copy !req
516. I have kitten breath.
I'm just gonna go brush my teeth.Copy !req
517. Why don't you just taste it?Copy !req
518. It's got strawberries.
Taste it.Copy !req
519. I spent 20 minutes making it.Copy !req
520. - One little sip. It wouldn't hurt—
- I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
521. Fine. Forget it. Forget it.Copy !req
522. I'm sorry.Copy !req
523. That's okay.Copy !req
524. I'm just sensitive.Copy !req
525. I mean, you didn't drink my shake.
So what? Right?Copy !req
526. Look, you spent a half an hour on it.
I understand.Copy !req
527. - Let's scratch.
- It's depressing.Copy !req
528. - Scratch.
- Scratch?Copy !req
529. Scratch.Copy !req
530. Come on.
Let's do a little scratching.Copy !req
531. There you go. Scratching.Copy !req
532. - Golden Gate Bridge.
- Golden.Copy !req
533. - Presidio. Union Square.
- Got it.Copy !req
534. - Little Japan.
- Got it.Copy !req
535. Union Square.Copy !req
536. - Oakland. Oakland.
- Oakland.Copy !req
537. Can you reach around
and get Co“ Tower'?Copy !req
538. - San Andreas Fault.
- Charlie.Copy !req
539. You know what I like best about you?Copy !req
540. I can tell you anything,
and you don't judge me.Copy !req
541. Charlie, have you ever stood
at the edge of a cliff...Copy !req
542. or subway platform with someone...Copy !req
543. and you thought
just for a split second:Copy !req
544. What if I pushed him?Copy !req
545. I follow the Judeo-Christian
ethic of "Thou shalt not kill."Copy !req
546. - But that's just me.
- I'm just making a point...Copy !req
547. of how many times we trust
people with our lives.Copy !req
548. I mean, look at us.Copy !req
549. Look how vulnerable we are, sleeping.Copy !req
550. I could do anything
to you in your sleep.Copy !req
551. Like what?Copy !req
552. Anything-Copy !req
553. You're on your side,
asleep, I could...Copy !req
554. stick a needle in your—Copy !req
555. Charlie! Jesus!Copy !req
556. I'm showing you we have
a good relationship!Copy !req
557. I'm sorry, but I have an ear thing.Copy !req
558. In an episode of Night Gallery,
this guy gets an earwig.Copy !req
559. They said the good news
is, we got the earwig...Copy !req
560. but the bad news
is, it was a female.Copy !req
561. - I'm sorry.
- Good night.Copy !req
562. - I have an ear thing.
- Good night.Copy !req
563. I'm sorry.Copy !req
564. - I'm a human blanket.
- Get off. Just, good night.Copy !req
565. Well, good night.Copy !req
566. Can I help you?Copy !req
567. I'd like to place an announcement.Copy !req
568. It's my parents' 30th anniversary.Copy !req
569. That's $4.50 per word...Copy !req
570. and you've got a choice
of standard or bold.Copy !req
571. You having a busy week, Frank?Copy !req
572. No, just these two.
It's been dead around here.Copy !req
573. I got this tourist,
heart attack on a cable car.Copy !req
574. Guy left his heart in San Francisco.Copy !req
575. Hey!Copy !req
576. That's a real person
you're talking about.Copy !req
577. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
578. There's another one.
San Francisco plumber: Elliot, Ralph.Copy !req
579. Disappeared four months ago.Copy !req
580. The body was found in a sewer.Copy !req
581. Guy takes his job too seriously,
life goes down the drain.Copy !req
582. Did they mention his wife?Copy !req
583. I know that we're talking
about real people here, so I'm sorry.Copy !req
584. Seriously, did they mention the wife?Copy !req
585. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to joke about other people's lives.Copy !req
586. I'm serious. Did they mention—?Copy !req
587. You win, okay? I'm a bad person.Copy !req
588. - Take it easy.
- No, he's saying I'm a shit.Copy !req
589. Did they mention the wife?Copy !req
590. Did they mention the wife?Copy !req
591. No! They didn't mention the wife!
You happy?Copy !req
592. Yes, I'm insensitive!
I'm a very insensitive man!Copy !req
593. Stop! Look at the insensitive man!
That's why they pay you!Copy !req
594. He was my ride home.Copy !req
595. Understood.Copy !req
596. Why did you have to
see me so urgently?Copy !req
597. You couldn't come to my apartment?Copy !req
598. It's just safer here.Copy !req
599. What? Charlie.Copy !req
600. I'm sorry.Copy !req
601. I think you're a terrific woman.Copy !req
602. I just don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
603. Why? And tell me the truth.Copy !req
604. I'm afraid that you're gonna k—
Leave me.Copy !req
605. I'm gonna cleave you?Copy !req
606. - What does that mean?
- No, leave me.Copy !req
607. That you'll reject me.Copy !req
608. So I just thought
I'd do a preemptive strike.Copy !req
609. So you're rejecting me?Copy !req
610. I didn't mean to hurt you.Copy !req
611. I never wanted to hurt you.Copy !req
612. Don't worry, you haven't.Copy !req
613. At least you left early on.Copy !req
614. So that's it, then?Copy !req
615. Because I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
616. Woman
Woe manCopy !req
617. Whoa manCopy !req
618. We had love not just sex
Is she Mrs. X?Copy !req
619. I had to run for my lifeCopy !req
620. Jane, get me off of this crazy thingCopy !req
621. Called loveCopy !req
622. Hello.Copy !req
623. Not that it matters,
but I thought you'd like to know...Copy !req
624. somebody admitted
murdering Ralph.Copy !req
625. What about the others?Copy !req
626. She just confessed to the one.Copy !req
627. Anyway, crime to stop. Gotta go.
Catch you later.Copy !req
628. - It's me, Charlie.
- Go away.Copy !req
629. I gotta talk to you. I made a big
mistake. I'm an idiot.Copy !req
630. I'll go into therapy, okay?Copy !req
631. I'll go twice a week. I don't know
if insurance will cover it, but...Copy !req
632. What is it?Copy !req
633. Hi, Charlie.Copy !req
634. I don't want to lose you.Copy !req
635. You didn't. You rejected me.Copy !req
636. Okay, I'm un-rejecting you.Copy !req
637. You'll do it again, Charlie.
You'll do it again.Copy !req
638. No, I'm not gonna do it again.Copy !req
639. Look, I got scared, okay?Copy !req
640. Things were going really good
and then I just got soared.Copy !req
641. I love you.Copy !req
642. I love you too.Copy !req
643. But you blew it, Charlie.
You blew it.Copy !req
644. Harriet, HarrietCopy !req
645. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggisCopy !req
646. Beautiful, bemusédCopy !req
647. Bellicose butcherCopy !req
648. Un trustingCopy !req
649. UnknowingCopy !req
650. UnlovédCopy !req
651. He wants you back
He screams into the night airCopy !req
652. Like a fireman going to a window
That has no fireCopy !req
653. Except the passion of his heartCopy !req
654. I am lonelyCopy !req
655. It's really hardCopy !req
656. This poem sucksCopy !req
657. I'm sorry I didn't trust you.Copy !req
658. Harriet, somebody's downstairs
to see you.Copy !req
659. She'll be down in a moment.
And could you bring the car around?Copy !req
660. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.Copy !req
661. Charlie, come here.
I want you to meet a friend.Copy !req
662. This is Ralph.Copy !req
663. Ralph? Ralph? This is Ralph?Copy !req
664. - This is Ralph?
- Come on.Copy !req
665. This is Charlie.Copy !req
666. - Great to meet you.
- No, it's great to meet you.Copy !req
667. Yes, I love you so much.Copy !req
668. Oh, God!Copy !req
669. Charlie.Copy !req
670. I'm naked, aren't I?Copy !req
671. Yes. Yes, you are naked.Copy !req
672. Okay. I was just naked then.
Very nude.Copy !req
673. Nice to meet you and call me?Copy !req
674. I Will.Copy !req
675. Shut it!Copy !req
676. I'd like to propose a toast.Copy !req
677. To my wife, May.Copy !req
678. Thirty years ago today,
May and I were married.Copy !req
679. Some of you were there.
Some weren't born.Copy !req
680. And some of you are now dead!Copy !req
681. But we both said, "I do," and we
haven't agreed on a thing since.Copy !req
682. That's true.Copy !req
683. But I'm glad I married you...Copy !req
684. because it could have been worse.Copy !req
685. And besides...Copy !req
686. I still love you.Copy !req
687. Thank you.Copy !req
688. Tony, would you like to dance?Copy !req
689. Let's dance.Copy !req
690. It must be a great feeling to have...Copy !req
691. You Okay?Copy !req
692. No, I'm not. Harriet.Copy !req
693. Marry me.Copy !req
694. No.Copy !req
695. Please?Copy !req
696. Why not just live together?Copy !req
697. We could live together first.
Let's just live together.Copy !req
698. Because I love you.
We should get married...Copy !req
699. and spend the next 30 years
of our life together.Copy !req
700. I want you to have my children.
And I want you to have your children.Copy !req
701. That sounds like an awful
lot of children, but...Copy !req
702. I love you.Copy !req
703. I need you.Copy !req
704. Let's just get married. Okay?Copy !req
705. Harriet...Copy !req
706. be my wife.Copy !req
707. All right, everyone,
shut your cake hole!Copy !req
708. I'd like to make a toast
to my son, Charlie.Copy !req
709. Thanks for throwing this great party.Copy !req
710. I hope you have the same
great 30 years that we've had.Copy !req
711. To Charlie!Copy !req
712. Yes.Copy !req
713. You Will?Copy !req
714. Let's get married, Charlie.Copy !req
715. Now, Mr. MacKenzie, if you will
take this woman to be your wife...Copy !req
716. through thick and thin,
for better or for worse...Copy !req
717. please say "I do."Copy !req
718. I do.Copy !req
719. Now, Harriet, if you will take this
man through good times and bad...Copy !req
720. forever and ever as your
husband, please say "I do."Copy !req
721. I do.Copy !req
722. Now, Charlie,
kiss the beautiful bride.Copy !req
723. Let's get pissed!Copy !req
724. Hang a solo!Copy !req
725. We have a piper who's down.
It's all right, he's just pissed.Copy !req
726. We have a piper down.
I repeat, a piper is down.Copy !req
727. This is such a great party.Copy !req
728. - It is.
- The marriage was beautiful.Copy !req
729. - It was.
- It was great.Copy !req
730. Yeah. She's great, isn't she?Copy !req
731. She's the best. She's incredible.Copy !req
732. You've been such a chicken,
and finally, you met the one.Copy !req
733. How could you think
she was a killer?Copy !req
734. Come here, Charlie.
Come stand by me, Charlie.Copy !req
735. Wait till you see this place.
It's called Poets' Corner.Copy !req
736. A lot of the Beat
poets used to go there.Copy !req
737. You're really quiet.Copy !req
738. Oh, I'm just thinking.Copy !req
739. Oh, okay. Well...Copy !req
740. Why don't I do the talking
for you, all right?Copy !req
741. Hi, my name is Harriet.Copy !req
742. Hi, Harriet. How's it going?
Good, good, I suppose.Copy !req
743. I think you're great, Charlie.
Everything you do is art.Copy !req
744. You're a sex machine. Get
on the scene with the sex machine.Copy !req
745. Thank you very much.
You're the best husband I ever had—Copy !req
746. Why did you just say that?Copy !req
747. It was a joke.Copy !req
748. Why did you say it?Copy !req
749. I thought it might be funny.Copy !req
750. Nothing, I just think you're
a great person. That's all.Copy !req
751. What?Copy !req
752. - You're the best.
- No, no, no! Watch out!Copy !req
753. I hear you've been working
the Ralph Elliot case.Copy !req
754. - Yes, captain.
- Don't "yes" me.Copy !req
755. This is strictly homicide.Copy !req
756. I got a friend—Copy !req
757. We all got these friends.
I'm warning you.Copy !req
758. Back off, Italian boy. Keep
away from this. It's too big.Copy !req
759. Wait a minute.Copy !req
760. Trust me. I know what I'm
talking about. What's the news?Copy !req
761. You want to hear news?
Here's the news.Copy !req
762. The lady that confessed
to Elliot's murder has...Copy !req
763. confessed to other crimes.Copy !req
764. I knew she would.Copy !req
765. To the murders of Abraham Lincoln...Copy !req
766. Warren G. Harding and
Julius Caesar. She's a nutcase.Copy !req
767. Oh, my God! I gotta go.Copy !req
768. Screw this up, and you'll
be writing parking tickets forever.Copy !req
769. Captain, I won't let you down.Copy !req
770. Good for you. That was better.Copy !req
771. - Yeah?
- It was fantastic.Copy !req
772. - The beginning felt good.
- It was great.Copy !req
773. Too much in the end.Copy !req
774. No, it was terrific.Copy !req
775. - I need to save a life.
- I'll work on it.Copy !req
776. Work on it, it was terrific.Copy !req
777. It was a big improvement.Copy !req
778. Thanks.Copy !req
779. That is Ralph Elliot's wife.Copy !req
780. Of course her hair
was much shorter then.Copy !req
781. She's gained weight since then...Copy !req
782. but it's definitely her.Copy !req
783. Yeah, that's her. He was
really in love with her...Copy !req
784. but I tell you, she was fun,
and smart. Doll-face too.Copy !req
785. Thank you very much. Thank you.Copy !req
786. This is really cool.Copy !req
787. Hi.Copy !req
788. Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie,
enjoy your honeymoon.Copy !req
789. When you leave, it'll be
far too soon.Copy !req
790. That's great.Copy !req
791. Four nights. Your dinner
reservations are at 9:00.Copy !req
792. Sounds great.Copy !req
793. Put candles by the bed.
With a storm, we lose power.Copy !req
794. That's cool. Did you
hear that? A storm.Copy !req
795. A storm. We'll be
snugly inside and...Copy !req
796. You Okay?Copy !req
797. I have a headache.
Excuse me, do you have a drugstore?Copy !req
798. - I need aspirin.
- Up the stairs, Mrs. MacKenzie.Copy !req
799. Don't move.Copy !req
800. - You think she has a headache?
- What?Copy !req
801. Nothing. Here's your key.
The Robbie Burns room.Copy !req
802. Oh, thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
803. - The circuits are down.
- Keep on trying.Copy !req
804. Tell the chief I chartered a plane.Copy !req
805. - Hey, paisan!
- What?Copy !req
806. Screw up, I'll kick your
spaghetti butt back to Milan.Copy !req
807. Not now. Not now.Copy !req
808. - Too many ethnic slurs?
- It's not paisan, it's paisan.Copy !req
809. Hey, paisan.Copy !req
810. Hey, listen. How long is it
gonna take us to get there?Copy !req
811. It shouldn't take very long.Copy !req
812. Actually, I have no concept of time.Copy !req
813. Jeez, is this dangerous?Copy !req
814. No. Well, there's
chance in everything.Copy !req
815. You've done this before, right?Copy !req
816. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I do this all the time.Copy !req
817. I've never done it at night.Copy !req
818. Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie,
glad to see you.Copy !req
819. Follow me.Copy !req
820. How do you know
where you're going?Copy !req
821. Instruments. Instruments.Copy !req
822. Oh, yeah? Yeah? What's that?Copy !req
823. That's the artificial horizon, which
is better than the actual horizon.Copy !req
824. You know, I'm gonna wash my hands.
All right? I love you.Copy !req
825. Good evening.Copy !req
826. What are you doing? Wake up!Copy !req
827. Oh, man, I was having
an amazing dream.Copy !req
828. I don't care about
your dream! Land the plane!Copy !req
829. I was just born, and I was
eight and a half months premature.Copy !req
830. - The doctors were freaking out.
- Shut up.Copy !req
831. Did I already tell you this dream?Copy !req
832. Can I have your attention?
I have a few announcements.Copy !req
833. Celebrating their 25th
anniversary tonight...Copy !req
834. Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Levenstein.Copy !req
835. How about a hand for them?Copy !req
836. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
837. Twenty-five years ago,
they were here.Copy !req
838. Speaking of new couples,
Charlie and Harriet MacKenzie.Copy !req
839. - They look great.
- There's a phone call for you.Copy !req
840. It is quite urgent.Copy !req
841. Oh, thank you. Sorry. Hello.Copy !req
842. - Charlie, you okay?
- Couldn't be better.Copy !req
843. Charlie, listen to me.
Harriet is Mrs. X.Copy !req
844. She killed Ralph and those
two other guys. I got a picture.Copy !req
845. It checked out. It's her, Charlie.
She's the murderer.Copy !req
846. I called the police.
It'll take a while.Copy !req
847. Just stay where you are.Copy !req
848. Charlie?Copy !req
849. Hold on one second.
What should I do?Copy !req
850. When the time comes,
you'll know.Copy !req
851. Thanks, thank you.Copy !req
852. Hello, hello, hello?Copy !req
853. Charlie? Charlie?Copy !req
854. - Hello!
- What happened?Copy !req
855. The phone died!
I was talking, and it died.Copy !req
856. It's common. It will be out until
tomorrow. Have a nice meal.Copy !req
857. What happened?Copy !req
858. Nothing. The phone lines went dead.Copy !req
859. We wish a long and beautiful life.Copy !req
860. We want to play your song,
The Platters, "Only You."Copy !req
861. You can't go. You have
to wait for the wedding dance.Copy !req
862. We got a lot of traditions here.Copy !req
863. Stop! Excuse me. I'm with the
San Francisco Police Department.Copy !req
864. I would like to
commandeer this vehicle.Copy !req
865. No.Copy !req
866. What do you mean, "no"?Copy !req
867. I know you don't have the right
to commandeer my vehicle.Copy !req
868. Please, can I
commandeer this vehicle?Copy !req
869. No.Copy !req
870. You're not gonna bend
on this thing, are you?Copy !req
871. No.Copy !req
872. - Please.
- Go ahead.Copy !req
873. No, I don't want to. Charlie.Copy !req
874. Charlie?Copy !req
875. Charlie!Copy !req
876. Help me! I've married a...Copy !req
877. wonderful person who I love
and adore. Who I want—Copy !req
878. They've had enough of this crowd.Copy !req
879. They have better things to do.Copy !req
880. Let's put them
in the honeymoon chair.Copy !req
881. - We did it on our honeymoon.
- It's just fun.Copy !req
882. No, I haven't had my dessert yet.Copy !req
883. To the room! To the room!Copy !req
884. Have a good night.Copy !req
885. Stay for a nightcap?Copy !req
886. No. You two want to be alone.Copy !req
887. No, really. Stay for a nightcap.Copy !req
888. I really shouldn't.Copy !req
889. Stay for a nightcap!Copy !req
890. Charlie, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.Copy !req
891. Harriet, I, I...Copy !req
892. Charlie, I've been married before.Copy !req
893. - Harriet, I already know that.
- You know about my husbands?Copy !req
894. Yes.Copy !req
895. - Stay away from me!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
896. Come on. Stay away from me.Copy !req
897. You don't understand.
Give me the axe!Copy !req
898. - Don't go!
- Get off me!Copy !req
899. - Charlie! Don't go!
- Get off!Copy !req
900. Wait. Charlie.Copy !req
901. Charlie!Copy !req
902. Would you mind not doing that?Copy !req
903. This bothers you?Copy !req
904. No, it's one of my favourite things.Copy !req
905. Don't go! Charlie! Charlie!Copy !req
906. Charlie.Copy !req
907. Hello? Hello? Hello?Copy !req
908. "Dear Harriet. I just can't
handle the commitment.Copy !req
909. It's too hard. I'm leaving you.Copy !req
910. Love, Charlie"?
I didn't write this.Copy !req
911. What the fuck?Copy !req
912. Rose!Copy !req
913. What's happening?
Charlie, open the door!Copy !req
914. - Rose tried to kill me.
- What?Copy !req
915. Shut up! I wrote this note!Copy !req
916. You're not to be here when...Copy !req
917. this note has been
placed on the desk!Copy !req
918. Do you understand me? You
took her away from me, Charlie.Copy !req
919. Like all the rest.Copy !req
920. I have had it!Copy !req
921. You are going to die.Copy !req
922. Would you mind waiting?Copy !req
923. I may need you to
help if I make an arrest.Copy !req
924. I'll need a ride—Copy !req
925. Shucks. Thank you.Copy !req
926. What are you doing?
Charlie, be careful.Copy !req
927. Run, Charlie!Copy !req
928. Stop it! Stop this, Rose!
Help!Copy !req
929. Somebody! Help!Copy !req
930. Charlie!Copy !req
931. Is that you? Help! Hurry.Copy !req
932. Hurry! I'm in here!
Who is it?Copy !req
933. Help! Who's there? Who's there?
Charlie? Charlie, help!Copy !req
934. I'm in the closet. Come here.
Tony! Open the closet.Copy !req
935. Charlie!Copy !req
936. Charlie!Copy !req
937. Where are you going?Copy !req
938. We gotta go on the roof.
Charlie and Rose are on the roof.Copy !req
939. Charlie's on the roof!Copy !req
940. - What're you doing?
- Shut up!Copy !req
941. Let's just take this down a notch.Copy !req
942. What you're saying is that
Rose killed your husbands...Copy !req
943. forged notes to make you
think they left?Copy !req
944. Yes. Listen, that's them
up on the roof. Listen!Copy !req
945. You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
946. We can talk here, or we can
talk about it downtown.Copy !req
947. Charlie!Copy !req
948. - Charlie!
- Harriet!Copy !req
949. - Charlie, I'm coming up!
- Hang on!Copy !req
950. Charlie.Copy !req
951. Charlie, be careful!Copy !req
952. Rose!Copy !req
953. San Francisco police!
I got you!Copy !req
954. I got her, Charlie. I got her!Copy !req
955. - Don't let me fall!
- Okay, Rose. Come on, we're going in.Copy !req
956. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
957. Rose, jailbirdCopy !req
958. Happy in her cage
No longer full of rageCopy !req
959. She roostsCopy !req
960. Harriet, sweet HarrietCopy !req
961. You acted cuckooCopy !req
962. 'Cause you thought I would leave you
Sweet birdCopy !req
963. Harriet, sweet HarrietCopy !req
964. So knowing, so trustingCopy !req
965. So lovedCopy !req
966. Harriet, sweet HarrietCopy !req