1. Go, get out of here.Copy !req
2. Go!Copy !req
3. They say the higher
you aim...Copy !req
4. the farther you fall.Copy !req
5. Fuck you, Eddie Kim.Copy !req
6. And look at you now,
Mr. Prosecutor, huh?Copy !req
7. Not so high and mighty anymore.Copy !req
8. Well, that's a noble gesture.Copy !req
9. I'll make sure to tell
your son all about it.Copy !req
10. The reason he gets
to grow up without a father...Copy !req
11. is because of how
goddamn noble he was.Copy !req
12. Then again, I was raised
by a single mom and...Copy !req
13. I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo!Copy !req
14. Clean this up.Copy !req
15. I'm going back to L.A.Copy !req
16. Let's get the hell out of here...Copy !req
17. and find that guy!Copy !req
18. This is Mi Jung Lee reporting live
from the Kaena Point area.Copy !req
19. Details remain sketchy in
the brutal slaying yesterday...Copy !req
20. of Los Angeles prosecutor
Daniel Hayes...Copy !req
21. who was vacationing
in Hawaii.Copy !req
22. Hayes has been in the news lately...Copy !req
23. for his high-profile pursuit of reputed
mobster Edward Kim.Copy !req
24. Mr. Kim's representatives
have issued a statement...Copy !req
25. of condolences to the Hayes family...Copy !req
26. and claim absolutely
no involvement...Copy !req
27. in what they call
a hideous act...Copy !req
28. of violence. The ongoing
saga in the criminal investigation...Copy !req
29. of Mr. Kim involves charges
of murder, racketeering...Copy !req
30. and police corruption
at the highest levels...Copy !req
31. both here in Hawaii
and on the mainland.Copy !req
32. Thank you, Mi Jung.Copy !req
33. We'll be sure to check in for
any updates as they become available.Copy !req
34. Do as I say, and you live.Copy !req
35. Stay flat against this wall.
Don't even breathe.Copy !req
36. Go, go, go, that way!Copy !req
37. Black car, go!Copy !req
38. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
39. You witnessed a murder and didn't tell
anybody. Why didn't you call the police?Copy !req
40. The news said they were corrupt.
I figured they'd be in on it.Copy !req
41. Smart kid.Copy !req
42. Who are you?Copy !req
43. I'm Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.Copy !req
44. Pleased to meet you, Sean.Copy !req
45. I gotta tell you, Sean,
I'm getting tired of all this garbage...Copy !req
46. you've been feeding me.Copy !req
47. We know you were there. Your prints are
all over it. Stop insulting my intelligence.Copy !req
48. You witnessed a murder.
You have a responsibility.Copy !req
49. Look here, Sean.Copy !req
50. I've been doing this for a while,
so I know all kinds...Copy !req
51. of neat little
interrogation tricks.Copy !req
52. You know, good cop,
bad cop...Copy !req
53. reverse psychology,
stare-down contests, threats.Copy !req
54. You name it,
I've done it.Copy !req
55. But why don't we
leapfrog all that bullshit?Copy !req
56. Save ourselves a lot of aggravation and
time, of which there is close to zero...Copy !req
57. and I tell you the truth?Copy !req
58. The truth is, I'm not worried
about you if you testify.Copy !req
59. But I am worried
about you if you don't.Copy !req
60. What if I didn't see him clearly?
I mean, I wouldn't be—Copy !req
61. What did I just tell you about saving us
aggravation and time?Copy !req
62. He knows who you are!Copy !req
63. That's why those people
were at your house trying to kill you.Copy !req
64. And make no mistake...Copy !req
65. Eddie Kim will kill you...Copy !req
66. if you let him.Copy !req
67. Last week I was planning
a surfing trip to Bali.Copy !req
68. Now...Copy !req
69. Now you make it sound
like I have no choice—Copy !req
70. Oh, no, no, no.
You got choices.Copy !req
71. You got tons of choices,
but there's only one correct choice:Copy !req
72. Come with us to L.A...Copy !req
73. testify against his ass...Copy !req
74. put him in jail for life.Copy !req
75. Tell you what.
You sit here, think about it.Copy !req
76. You let us know what you decide.Copy !req
77. We'll be outside.Copy !req
78. The white zone is for immediate loading...Copy !req
79. and unloading of passengers only.Copy !req
80. So you got any requests
for your final flight?Copy !req
81. Well, just what
any flight attendant wants.Copy !req
82. - Low-maintenance passengers.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
83. That would be very nice.Copy !req
84. All right, ladies. Hey, Troy, Leroy,
I got this. Let me sign them for them.Copy !req
85. Let me sign them.
Give me that marker.Copy !req
86. How you doing, sweetie?
You all right? There you go.Copy !req
87. You take care, baby.
All right.Copy !req
88. - Can I get your autograph?
- You can get a little more than that.Copy !req
89. No doubt. Let me do this on
the special for you right there.Copy !req
90. - Yeah.
- It tickles.Copy !req
91. - Take care, all right?
- All right.Copy !req
92. - Will you sign this, please?
- Yah, no doubt, little man. Here we go.Copy !req
93. - There you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
94. - Hey, yo, stay black.
- Hells, yeah.Copy !req
95. All right. All right, y'all.
God bless you. I gotta get out of here...Copy !req
96. and catch this flight.
Y'all take care. Catch the next album.Copy !req
97. - We can't wait.
- Yeah, all right, no doubt.Copy !req
98. All right, look, we gotta make sure
we got some more of this, all right?Copy !req
99. - Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
What? What was that?Copy !req
100. He said, man,
can you believe this crap?Copy !req
101. - This is crap right here.
- Hey, come on, y'all.Copy !req
102. Y'all messing with t-shirts.
Y'all supposed to be watching my back.Copy !req
103. Come on.Copy !req
104. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
105. South Pacific Air
flight 121 has been delayed half an hour.Copy !req
106. Oh, come on!
- We apologize for this inconvenience...Copy !req
107. - ... and we'll begin boarding...
- Oh, boy. It's gonna be a fun flight.Copy !req
108. Aloha all Island Express passengers...Copy !req
109. Five whole hours.Copy !req
110. Do you know who's working today?
I didn't get a crew list.Copy !req
111. You know, I have no idea.Copy !req
112. Oh, my God.
Here she comes. Here she comes!Copy !req
113. - Surprise!
- Surprise!Copy !req
114. Oh!Copy !req
115. Oh, Claire, don't go.Copy !req
116. Last thing the world needs
is another lawyer.Copy !req
117. - I mean, how could you leave all this?
- It's gonna be hard.Copy !req
118. Will you take me with you?
Please.Copy !req
119. Did we ask for Bruno
from Simply Corporate?Copy !req
120. Elena, by we, I mean you.Copy !req
121. No, not all drivers are the same.
That's the point.Copy !req
122. The last thing I need is some guy
going on and on...Copy !req
123. about the weather
the whole way home. Get Bruno.Copy !req
124. Mary Kate, hush.Copy !req
125. Sorry, she gets nervous flying.Copy !req
126. Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
127. I understand, you know.Copy !req
128. Do you think she'll
want some Xanax?Copy !req
129. Oh, no, she's okay.Copy !req
130. How you feeling?Copy !req
131. Yeah, fine.Copy !req
132. You ready for this?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. Is that our plane?Copy !req
135. No, every cop in Honolulu thinks it is.Copy !req
136. Hey, come on, relax.Copy !req
137. FBI's escorting some guy to L.A.Copy !req
138. - They just took over all first class.
- Are they allowed to do that?Copy !req
139. Well, apparently
FAA Section 108 states...Copy !req
140. "if deemed necessary," they can
do whatever they want.Copy !req
141. Who's gonna tell the first class
passengers they're flying coach?Copy !req
142. That would be you, kid.Copy !req
143. South Pacific Air 121.Copy !req
144. Oh, my.Copy !req
145. I was hoping you'd
be the sky candy on this flight.Copy !req
146. You're looking especially
delicious this evening.Copy !req
147. I love it when you demean me, Rick.Copy !req
148. My pleasure.
I gotta go fly a big plane.Copy !req
149. - Hi, doll.
- Hi there, Rick.Copy !req
150. Isn't he smooth?Copy !req
151. Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it.Copy !req
152. The pheromone will make
these guys go fucking crazy.Copy !req
153. Duke.Copy !req
154. Leave it, Duke.Copy !req
155. - Ladies.
- Welcome aboard.Copy !req
156. Agent Flynn.Copy !req
157. Ladies and gentlemen, this is
the final boarding call for South Pacific Air...Copy !req
158. - Thank you.
- ... with nonstop service to Los Angeles.Copy !req
159. - Aloha.
- No, no, no, the hair.Copy !req
160. Thank you.Copy !req
161. Unfortunately, first class is overbooked.Copy !req
162. But there's plenty of room
to stretch in coach...Copy !req
163. which is less than half full.
For the inconvenience...Copy !req
164. we are offering you a free travel
coupon good on any South Pacific flight.Copy !req
165. A free travel coupon won't
help me get to my meeting on time.Copy !req
166. Sir, I'm pretty sure
that coach gets to Los Angeles...Copy !req
167. the same time as first.Copy !req
168. Funny. Does my premium awards
membership come with sarcasm...Copy !req
169. or should I speak
to your supervisor, Claire?Copy !req
170. This better be a matter
of national security.Copy !req
171. Did I just hear
there's no first class?Copy !req
172. I'm afraid only coach is available.Copy !req
173. Coach? Is it safe there?Copy !req
174. Yes, it is safe there.Copy !req
175. Never flown first class before.Copy !req
176. See? Things are looking up already.Copy !req
177. So how long you and Mr. Personality
been working together?Copy !req
178. Five years...Copy !req
179. one blown marriage each.Copy !req
180. He's the toughest son of a bitch
I ever met.Copy !req
181. Wow.Copy !req
182. Yep, that's us.Copy !req
183. The glamour and the glory.Copy !req
184. Flynn, the captain's patching us
through to Harris for the flight.Copy !req
185. Harris, Special Agent Harris.Copy !req
186. Harris, so how's the new promotion?Copy !req
187. - I'm loving it.
- That was a little quick.Copy !req
188. - Wanna try again?
- No, no, I'm serious, man.Copy !req
189. You know, no more
junk food hangovers...Copy !req
190. after all-night stakeouts, you know?Copy !req
191. I'm actually spending nights
in bed with my wife.Copy !req
192. She's hot. You know, and my kids, you
know, forget about them. They're kids.Copy !req
193. I'm just spending every
waking minute with them.Copy !req
194. You know, they're fun.Copy !req
195. Please, this is me you're talking to.Copy !req
196. You know you miss it.
You miss the action.Copy !req
197. You're bored to tears. So, what are you
actually doing with your time?Copy !req
198. - Surfing the net.
- Porn, no doubt.Copy !req
199. No, hey, eBay, my cynical-minded friend.Copy !req
200. I'm right in the middle of a bidding war
with this punk-ass kid from Iowa...Copy !req
201. for this black velvet...Copy !req
202. Pamela Anderson poster.Copy !req
203. Not technically porn.Copy !req
204. So how's Eddie Kim doing?Copy !req
205. You ain't gotta worry about him.
He ain't going anywhere.Copy !req
206. No, I got three teams on him,
so he's not gonna move.Copy !req
207. All right, I'll see you
on the other side.Copy !req
208. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
209. Accidents happen.Copy !req
210. You think I didn't exhaust
every other option?Copy !req
211. He saw me!Copy !req
212. You're right down this aisle to the left.Copy !req
213. - Thank you.
- Oh, look at the little baby.Copy !req
214. - He's beautiful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
215. - Oh, beautiful.
Cheese.Copy !req
216. First, they stick me in coach...Copy !req
217. and then they put a dog
next to me. What the hell is next?Copy !req
218. Oh, you're adorable.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. Oh, great. Just great.Copy !req
221. Is there a problem, mister?Copy !req
222. Oh, gee, what do you think?Copy !req
223. Will you at least
get that vermin to shut up?Copy !req
224. Don't worry, Mary Kate.Copy !req
225. His hair plugs can't hurt you.Copy !req
226. Fucking dog, fucking coach,
fucking Americans!Copy !req
227. Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first
class. Let me see if I can help—Copy !req
228. Oh, sweet— Could you tell her
not to touch me?Copy !req
229. Oh, please, don't touch the man.Copy !req
230. Man don't like to be touched.
We'll find our own seats.Copy !req
231. Oh, sorry.
Here's some coupons.Copy !req
232. - You all right, man?
Yeah, I'm all right, man.Copy !req
233. All right.Copy !req
234. Coach ain't looking
so bad after all.Copy !req
235. Bad boy.Copy !req
236. Hey, yo, check it.
Check it out, check it out.Copy !req
237. You like that.Copy !req
238. Baby got back,
front and side-to-side.Copy !req
239. Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might
have two 20-pound babies or something.Copy !req
240. Dad, why can't you come with us?Copy !req
241. Come on, you're gonna be fine.Copy !req
242. Bet you're even gonna have fun.Copy !req
243. - He's just being a baby.
- Curtis.Copy !req
244. I'm counting on you to be a man.
What does a man do?Copy !req
245. - He looks out for his family.
- Right.Copy !req
246. - Sir.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
247. My wife is meeting them in L.A.
It's their first time flying solo.Copy !req
248. That's okay.
Hey.Copy !req
249. - Can I tell you a secret?
- What?Copy !req
250. - Guess who's on the plane?
- Who?Copy !req
251. - Three G's.
- For real?Copy !req
252. I bet you could meet him.Copy !req
253. Come on, Tommy, let's go.Copy !req
254. Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to
welcome you to South Pacific Airlines...Copy !req
255. flight 121 nonstop service
from Honolulu...Copy !req
256. to Los Angeles. I would
like your attention...Copy !req
257. as the flight attendants demonstrate
the safety features of this aircraft.Copy !req
258. When the seat-belt sign illuminates,
you must fasten your seat belt.Copy !req
259. There are several emergency exits on the
aircraft located in the forward section...Copy !req
260. aft section and over each wing.
In the event of decompression...Copy !req
261. an oxygen mask will drop...Copy !req
262. from a compartment
above your seat.Copy !req
263. To start the flow of oxygen, pull
the mask towards you, place it firmly...Copy !req
264. over your nose and mouth...Copy !req
265. secure the elastic band behind your
head and breathe normally.Copy !req
266. A lifejacket is located in a pouch
under your seat.Copy !req
267. This is how you put it on.
Slip it over your head...Copy !req
268. pass the straps around your waist...Copy !req
269. and adjust loosely at the front.Copy !req
270. Tampering with, disabling or destroying
the smoke detectors located...Copy !req
271. in the lavatories
is prohibited by law.Copy !req
272. We wish you an enjoyable flight.Copy !req
273. Radar indicates a bit
of weather up ahead.Copy !req
274. We might catch
a few bumps in the road...Copy !req
275. but we'll be above most of it.
If you need anything...Copy !req
276. you holler at one of those
gorgeous flight attendants...Copy !req
277. and they'll take good care of y'all.
Thank you.Copy !req
278. Good evening.Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. I'm Tiffany.Copy !req
281. Hi, Tiffany. I'm Sean.Copy !req
282. So, mind if I...Copy !req
283. ask what you did?Copy !req
284. Oh, me? Nothing.Copy !req
285. It's what I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
286. Ever heard of Eddie Kim?Copy !req
287. Oh, who hasn't? I was watching
one of those crime shows once...Copy !req
288. you know, with the hokey
reenactments...Copy !req
289. where he tortured this guy who was
a witness against him...Copy !req
290. by gouging out his eyes...Copy !req
291. and then feeding him to some pigs.Copy !req
292. Pretty gruesome stuff.Copy !req
293. Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy.Copy !req
294. So, you know, what are you—?
What do you have to...?Copy !req
295. I'm a witness for the prosecution.Copy !req
296. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
297. That is so...Copy !req
298. hot.Copy !req
299. I'm gonna miss these night flights.Copy !req
300. I enjoy the passengers so much better
when they're unconscious.Copy !req
301. And you, I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
302. - Excuse me. Can I get a gin and tonic?
- Yes. I'll be right back with that.Copy !req
303. Thanks.Copy !req
304. In Hawaii for a vacation?Copy !req
305. Not really. I was there for
the kickboxing tournament.Copy !req
306. Oh, my God.
You're a kickboxer? Me too.Copy !req
307. Well, I take a kickboxing
class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness.Copy !req
308. - Awesome cardio.
- Good for you.Copy !req
309. My girlfriend and I go
Tuesdays and Thursdays.Copy !req
310. - Yeah, girlfriend. Right.
- Wait, wait. Watch this.Copy !req
311. Come on, take it easy, buddy.
You okay?Copy !req
312. - Oh! Oh! Son of a... Yeah, yeah.
You all right, dude?Copy !req
313. Hey, will you look around?Copy !req
314. Look around the plane.Copy !req
315. How come there aren't
more people on this flight?Copy !req
316. I can't figure it out.Copy !req
317. Honey, because it's the red eye.Copy !req
318. Okay, okay.Copy !req
319. - I'm sorry, sweetie.
- No, I accept— I accept that.Copy !req
320. If you hated flying this much, why'd you
let me pick Hawaii for our honeymoon?Copy !req
321. Because that's where you wanted to go.Copy !req
322. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
323. - Bali, huh?
- What?Copy !req
324. You said earlier
you wanted to go to Bali.Copy !req
325. It's a very beautiful place.
I've been there.Copy !req
326. You surf?
You don't look like a surfer.Copy !req
327. - No disrespect.
- Hey, none taken.Copy !req
328. And I did try it.
I figure, why spend all my time...Copy !req
329. in the ocean when I could lay on
the beach and admire all the beauties?Copy !req
330. Couldn't stay on
your board, could you?Copy !req
331. No. Fell off every time.Copy !req
332. Got me.Copy !req
333. - Can I help you?
- No, I'm just stretching my legs.Copy !req
334. Big plane, plenty of places to do it.Copy !req
335. Plenty of other places to do it, you mean.Copy !req
336. I do something wrong here?Copy !req
337. Technically, no.Copy !req
338. Next time, you people
could give us a heads-up...Copy !req
339. before you commandeer the plane.Copy !req
340. You people?Copy !req
341. Oh, no, no, no.
I—Copy !req
342. Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking.Copy !req
343. So can I—?
Can I get you something or...?Copy !req
344. No, I'm cool.
Just pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
345. Okay.Copy !req
346. Psst-psst.Copy !req
347. Psst.Copy !req
348. - Hi.
- What's up?Copy !req
349. This is Mary Kate.Copy !req
350. - Yes, that's nice.
- And I'm Mercedes.Copy !req
351. - You know, like the car. Vroom-vroom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
352. - Yeah.
- She likes you.Copy !req
353. - Yeah, that's cool.
- Say hi.Copy !req
354. - You are?
- Oh, come on now.Copy !req
355. Yeah, I'm...Copy !req
356. - Trying to steal my dog?
- Oh, believe me, I don't want the dog.Copy !req
357. I'm kidding. I know who you are.Copy !req
358. - I know you know.
- Three G's.Copy !req
359. All right, all right,
"Booty Go Thump."Copy !req
360. - Yeah, my booty went thump.
- Yeah, I know that's right.Copy !req
361. That's tight. That's tight.Copy !req
362. Yeah, your dog, the dog.
No, that's good. It's cool.Copy !req
363. - Yeah, love, yeah, I love dogs.
- Little kiss.Copy !req
364. - Hi.
- Aloha.Copy !req
365. Here.Copy !req
366. - Come on, come out.
- Hurry.Copy !req
367. You see, at the end of the day,
the music business is still a business.Copy !req
368. - You okay?
- I'm good. As I was saying...Copy !req
369. see, I'm all about taking the music
and the business to the next level.Copy !req
370. You know what I'm saying?
That's when evolution...Copy !req
371. becomes revolution.Copy !req
372. Here, babe.Copy !req
373. Screw it.Copy !req
374. Harder.Copy !req
375. Mile High Club.Copy !req
376. Those were the days.Copy !req
377. Oh. This guy is really good.Copy !req
378. Well, maybe not that good.Copy !req
379. We just lost avionics.Copy !req
380. Notify LAX.Copy !req
381. LAX, Hula one-two-one...Copy !req
382. mayday, mayday, mayday.Copy !req
383. We are 1500 nautical miles
southwest of Los Angeles.Copy !req
384. Repeat, mayday,
we have lost avionics.Copy !req
385. Hula 1-2-1, heavy,
Los Angeles tower.Copy !req
386. We acknowledge your emergency.
You have priority.Copy !req
387. All right, give me the manual.
Take control.Copy !req
388. I have control.Copy !req
389. I'll be back.Copy !req
390. How's my big boy?Copy !req
391. Ah! Fuck!Copy !req
392. Fucking bitch!
Get off my dick!Copy !req
393. Fuck!Copy !req
394. Fuck.Copy !req
395. Because, you know, keeping your sexy
right is part of the business too.Copy !req
396. And if you don't mind me saying, it looks
like you keep your sexy very, very right.Copy !req
397. Well, thank you.Copy !req
398. Have you ever acted before?
- No.Copy !req
399. I would love to put you
in one of my pool-party videos.Copy !req
400. - Yeah?
- Throw a little thong on you—Copy !req
401. - Excuse me, she just wants a treat.
- All right.Copy !req
402. I can never find
anything in here.Copy !req
403. Her doctor says she's bipolar.Copy !req
404. I almost beat the last level.Copy !req
405. Man, you playing
that damn video game?Copy !req
406. Or was that video
game playing you, son?Copy !req
407. - Damn!
- Found them.Copy !req
408. Sir, I can assure you,
there's no strange smell.Copy !req
409. Maybe you're allergic to the leis.
Let me take them for you.Copy !req
410. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
411. Thank you, miss. Any idea
how long this turbulence will last?Copy !req
412. No, I'm okay.Copy !req
413. Well, I'm gonna go and ask the pilot.Copy !req
414. Shit, Rick, we got smoke.Copy !req
415. Something probably
arced in the avionics.Copy !req
416. How much longer do you think
before we climb—? What happened?Copy !req
417. We lost the board.
I gotta reset the breakers.Copy !req
418. - Keep her steady, Rick.
All right.Copy !req
419. Okay, cap, they're coming back!Copy !req
420. That's it, old man,
we're back in busin—Copy !req
421. Captain!Copy !req
422. - Rick!
What is it?Copy !req
423. Something's happened to the captain!Copy !req
424. All right. Coming.Copy !req
425. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
426. - Did you—? Did you see what happened?
No.Copy !req
427. Captain?Copy !req
428. I think he's had a heart attack.Copy !req
429. Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders...Copy !req
430. can I see you
for a moment, please?Copy !req
431. I flew with that man for 10 years.Copy !req
432. Let's go back.Copy !req
433. We're halfway. It'd take longer
to get back to Honolulu...Copy !req
434. than keep going to L.A.Copy !req
435. Make sure everybody's strapped in.Copy !req
436. LAX tower,
this is Hula one-two-one...Copy !req
437. mayday, mayday, the pilot in command
has suffered a fatal heart attack.Copy !req
438. Ladies and gentlemen,
the captain requests...Copy !req
439. that you remain in your seats
with your seat belts fastened.Copy !req
440. Thank you.Copy !req
441. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
442. Hi, how are you doing?Copy !req
443. Think of it like a roller coaster ride.Copy !req
444. - Do you like roller coaster rides?
- No, not really.Copy !req
445. No, me neither.
They always make me sick.Copy !req
446. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
447. You are gonna close your eyes
and count very slowly to 10.Copy !req
448. And when you open your eyes, you make
the funniest face you can at each other.Copy !req
449. And whoever laughs first loses.Copy !req
450. Okay? Best out of five wins.Copy !req
451. And I will be back
to check on the winner.Copy !req
452. - One, two, three...
- One, two, three...Copy !req
453. - Sir, seat belt please.
Yeah. Great.Copy !req
454. Thank you.Copy !req
455. Oh, my God!Copy !req
456. What the—?Copy !req
457. What the hell?Copy !req
458. - Oh, shit!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
459. I'll go.Copy !req
460. Oh, shit.Copy !req
461. - Get down!
- What the hell? It's snakes!Copy !req
462. Rick, what's up with
the oxygen masks deploying?Copy !req
463. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
464. You won't believe what came out
of the instrument panel.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. Look at this.Copy !req
467. Goddamn snake, honey!Copy !req
468. John! Stay up here!Copy !req
469. Flynn!Copy !req
470. I've got ophidiophobia. Fear of snakes.Copy !req
471. Stay! Mary Kate, sit!Copy !req
472. Bad girl. Bad, bad girl.Copy !req
473. Come to the front, there aren't any
snakes here! It's safe.Copy !req
474. Everybody, move forward!Copy !req
475. Cautiously!Copy !req
476. Come here.Copy !req
477. Get out of my way!
Get out of the way!Copy !req
478. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
479. Out of the way, grandma!Copy !req
480. What the—? Fuck!Copy !req
481. Oh, my God, help!Copy !req
482. Help!Copy !req
483. Go, go!Copy !req
484. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
485. Okay, okay.Copy !req
486. Oh, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
487. Oh, shit, shit!Copy !req
488. Who's your daddy now, bitch?Copy !req
489. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
490. Man, you guys are supposed
to be watching my back!Copy !req
491. Front, come on.
We gotta get to the front!Copy !req
492. Grab a tray table!Copy !req
493. Smash that!Copy !req
494. Little bitch! Come on!Copy !req
495. Move!Copy !req
496. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
497. Get this fucking snake off my ass!Copy !req
498. Snap. You got a snake on
your ass! Yo, hold still!Copy !req
499. - Get it off!
- Get him out!Copy !req
500. - Get him out of here!
- Come on, man, come on.Copy !req
501. Keep moving! Keep moving!Copy !req
502. Everybody listen!
We have to put a barrier...Copy !req
503. between us and the snakes!Copy !req
504. Grab everything from the overheads,
under the seats...Copy !req
505. and let's build a wall.
Let's go!Copy !req
506. - Ken! Do this.
- Okay.Copy !req
507. Help me!Copy !req
508. Please help me!Copy !req
509. I'll put you on my back. We'll
move towards the front, okay?Copy !req
510. - No, I can't.
- Here we go! Come on.Copy !req
511. Let's go. Yes, you can.
You can do it, come on, up!Copy !req
512. - Here we go. Here we go.
- Mary Kate!Copy !req
513. Here we go.Copy !req
514. I need everyone to close
any compartment that's open!Copy !req
515. Just close them!Copy !req
516. I can't reach it.
I got it.Copy !req
517. Let me get it.Copy !req
518. Hey. Whoa. It's only me. What's up?Copy !req
519. - I can't find those two little boys.
- Little boys?Copy !req
520. Tommy and Curtis,
they were by themselves.Copy !req
521. - Hey!
- Mister, my brother— He got bit.Copy !req
522. I was supposed to take care of him.Copy !req
523. You are taking care of him, sweetheart.
You're taking care of him right now.Copy !req
524. - Is he gonna die?
- No, honey.Copy !req
525. But you have to be brave
for him now, okay?Copy !req
526. Okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
527. Are you okay?Copy !req
528. My baby!
Where is my baby!Copy !req
529. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
530. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
531. Oh, my baby!
- Here you go.Copy !req
532. - Go, go, go! Hurry!
- Thank you!Copy !req
533. Come on! Come on!
Come through! Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
534. Help! I need help!Copy !req
535. Oh, my God, Grace.Copy !req
536. Okay, okay.Copy !req
537. Okay.Copy !req
538. - Let me, let me. I got her.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
539. I have to go and tell Rick.Copy !req
540. Grab the first-aid kit!
Grace, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
541. Here's some water. Come on,
man, you got to drink water.Copy !req
542. Breathe, breathe.Copy !req
543. We missed the bastards...Copy !req
544. because they were cold-blooded.Copy !req
545. Come on, come on.Copy !req
546. John, John, listen to me. You're okay.Copy !req
547. Just take a deep breath, John,
you're having a panic attack.Copy !req
548. Oh, shit.Copy !req
549. You've gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
550. Good luck.Copy !req
551. John?Copy !req
552. Son of a—Copy !req
553. Hey, hey, hey, we have to
figure something out.Copy !req
554. All right. Well, I know what I gotta do.Copy !req
555. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube...Copy !req
556. and we're 30,000 feet in the air. Any
one of those slimy little pieces of shit...Copy !req
557. can trip a circuit
or a relay or a hydraulic...Copy !req
558. and this bird goes down
faster than a Thai hooker.Copy !req
559. So my job is to keep LAX informed
on how totally screwed we are...Copy !req
560. and then find some way
to keep this mother...Copy !req
561. in the sky another two hours.
Figure that out.Copy !req
562. - Hey, hey, where you going?
- I have to go down.Copy !req
563. I have to help the passengers.Copy !req
564. There's supposed to be
a doctor aboard. A Dr...Copy !req
565. Robert Foster. Robert Foster!Copy !req
566. Wait, here he is.
Here he is. Dr. Robert Foster...Copy !req
567. row 11, seat H.Copy !req
568. Yeah, Harris.Copy !req
569. Sanders is dead.Copy !req
570. You know all those goddamn
security scenarios we ran?Copy !req
571. Well, I'm smack in the middle
of one we didn't think of.Copy !req
572. What the hell you talking about?Copy !req
573. Eddie Kim somehow managed
to fill the plane with poisonous snakes.Copy !req
574. Wait, hold on.
What kind of insane plan is that?Copy !req
575. He can't possibly guarantee
that the snakes are gonna get to Sean.Copy !req
576. Yeah, well, he doesn't have to guarantee
it if he brings the whole plane down.Copy !req
577. Listen up. Everybody listen up.Copy !req
578. I want a crisis team at LAX, ASAP.Copy !req
579. And I need the cargo manifest
for every scrap of freight...Copy !req
580. on South Pacific Air 121.Copy !req
581. I can't believe I'm saying this.Copy !req
582. I need the best poisonous-snake expert
in this time zone.Copy !req
583. And I need him in my ear
or at my side in 20 minutes or less.Copy !req
584. Well, come on, people, let's go!
Somebody make that happen for me!Copy !req
585. Hey, tell surveillance,
don't let Eddie Kim out of their sight.Copy !req
586. All right, we have to suck out the poison.Copy !req
587. - Man, I ain't sucking nothing.
- Okay, I'll do it.Copy !req
588. What? Oh, there'll be no sucking.
Troy, get this man away from my ass!Copy !req
589. - Are you sure?
- We sure. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
590. Okay, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
591. Oh, my God!Copy !req
592. Hold my baby, please.Copy !req
593. Forget about that.Copy !req
594. Do you have any
olive oil on the plane?Copy !req
595. - Olive oil? Olive oil.
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. - I'm on it. Okay.
- Yeah, in a cup!Copy !req
597. When I was a kid,
whenever we went hiking...Copy !req
598. we always carried olive oil and
a razor blade in case of a snake bite.Copy !req
599. I need something to cut.Copy !req
600. Here you go.Copy !req
601. Okay, this— This will work, yeah.Copy !req
602. Okay, oil.
So you swish it in your mouth...Copy !req
603. to seal it from the poison.Copy !req
604. - Look at Claire, Tommy.
- Look at me, sweetie.Copy !req
605. It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay?Copy !req
606. - Okay, now.
- It hurts.Copy !req
607. You're so brave.Copy !req
608. Yeah, it's gonna
be all right, Tommy.Copy !req
609. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
610. Good boy.
- Yeah, I think I got it all.Copy !req
611. It's gonna be okay, Tommy.
You're very, very brave.Copy !req
612. I got bit too.Copy !req
613. - Flynn, what the hell—?
- Just sit tight.Copy !req
614. I can't—Copy !req
615. Do you remember the first thing
I said to you?Copy !req
616. - Yes.
- What was it?Copy !req
617. - I know, but things have changed.
- What was the first thing I said to you?Copy !req
618. Things have changed!
You have a whole plane full of sna—Copy !req
619. - God! "Do as I say, you live."
- Nothing's changed.Copy !req
620. Now, I need you to stay
up here by the air phone.Copy !req
621. When Agent Harris calls,
you come and get me.Copy !req
622. You got it?Copy !req
623. Got it.Copy !req
624. Hey, hey, hey! They're getting through
the luggage, here, seriously.Copy !req
625. I need some help!Copy !req
626. Fire extinguisher!Copy !req
627. - Ken!
Agent Flynn, here.Copy !req
628. Weapons. We have to have weapons.
Where's the silverware?Copy !req
629. Well, we have any silverware.Copy !req
630. All we have is this.Copy !req
631. - Sporks?
- Yeah.Copy !req
632. Here.Copy !req
633. Use that.Copy !req
634. His name is Dr. Stephen Price.Copy !req
635. He's some kind of
hardcore snake specialist.Copy !req
636. And customs uses him
as their go-to guy...Copy !req
637. for any animal smuggling cases.Copy !req
638. - The go-to guy?
- Yeah. So he must be good.Copy !req
639. Dr. Price?Copy !req
640. - It is I.
- Hank Harris.Copy !req
641. I'm hoping this is important,
I've got baby Antiguan racer eggs...Copy !req
642. in there ready to hatch.
First time ever in captivity.Copy !req
643. - Really?
- Very exciting.Copy !req
644. I got another exciting first
I'd like to tell you about.Copy !req
645. I need another!
Help, somebody!Copy !req
646. Come on!
Help me out here!Copy !req
647. - Please, I can't do this!
- Hold on, I'm coming!Copy !req
648. Somebody get me another
fire extinguisher!Copy !req
649. All right, we got
less than 90 minutes.Copy !req
650. We've already lost over 50 people
and that's including an FBI agent.Copy !req
651. Okay.Copy !req
652. - We've already contacted local ERs.
- Oh, local ERs.Copy !req
653. I don't think you understand
the magnitude...Copy !req
654. of what you're dealing with here.Copy !req
655. L.A County ERs can, at best...Copy !req
656. handle the occasional snake bite.Copy !req
657. Not an entire 747 full of them.Copy !req
658. I'm going to contact
the National Poison Control Center...Copy !req
659. to have them alert every ER
in the tri-county area...Copy !req
660. and to order every available helicopter
crew to be ready.Copy !req
661. We've got less than
two hours to mobilize an entire army.Copy !req
662. Flynn, Flynn!Copy !req
663. Hey, they got
a snake guy on the phone.Copy !req
664. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
665. His name is Dr. Price.Copy !req
666. Look, doc, people are dying
up here. We need help fast.Copy !req
667. Okay, just break open any blisters
that form around the bites.Copy !req
668. - Keep them clean.
- We're doing that.Copy !req
669. - It doesn't seem to be doing much good.
- Snakes don't attack...Copy !req
670. unless they're provoked, right?Copy !req
671. Something up there
is making them go crazy.Copy !req
672. Yeah, no shit. They're attacking
everybody and everything up here.Copy !req
673. They're especially fond
of those fucking leis.Copy !req
674. Leis? Jesus, I don't know...Copy !req
675. It could possibly be a pheromone.Copy !req
676. That's what female animals release
to trigger mating behavior.Copy !req
677. It could also provoke
serious hyperaggression.Copy !req
678. Like some kind of drug.Copy !req
679. Well, that's good news.Copy !req
680. Snakes on crack.Copy !req
681. How could you imbeciles
let somebody put snakes—Copy !req
682. - We need to get them to a hospital.
- We're almost to L.A. now.Copy !req
683. Know what they call that?
The point of no return.Copy !req
684. So this is it?
That's what the plan is?Copy !req
685. We sit around here waiting
for the snakes to bite us?Copy !req
686. Look, everyone just calm down, please!Copy !req
687. We're doing the best we can here.Copy !req
688. Okay, there are hundreds
of species of snakes...Copy !req
689. with hundreds of cocktails of venom.
Some will kill you in two minutes...Copy !req
690. others in two hours and some you can
actually cure with a good night's rest.Copy !req
691. But here's the thing,
if you administer the wrong antivenom...Copy !req
692. that will kill you.Copy !req
693. I am not a zoologist, man.Copy !req
694. I can identify maybe
two of the snakes I've seen up here.Copy !req
695. A cobra
and a rattlesnake, okay?Copy !req
696. You're going to have to be more—
Much more specific than that.Copy !req
697. Oh, shit.Copy !req
698. Look...Copy !req
699. I'll round up all the dead ones
I can find...Copy !req
700. and I'll call you back, okay?Copy !req
701. Make it fast. Time is tissue.Copy !req
702. Time is t—Copy !req
703. I want to know what's going on.Copy !req
704. - Get out of the way!
- No, no! No!Copy !req
705. You guys are not
supposed to go up there.Copy !req
706. Move, girl!
You can't—!Copy !req
707. You can't keep us down there.Copy !req
708. Why exactly are there
snakes on this plane?Copy !req
709. - I don't have time to explain.
You better make time. We're at risk.Copy !req
710. You're gonna tell us why.Copy !req
711. What I'm gonna tell you
is to go back downstairs now.Copy !req
712. - Man, who the hell you think you are?
- Whoa, whoa. Okay, look.Copy !req
713. The snakes are on the plane because...Copy !req
714. I'm supposed to testify
tomorrow against Eddie Kim.Copy !req
715. Oh, Jesus Christ, we're all dead.Copy !req
716. Not me.Copy !req
717. It's my job to handle
life-and-death situations...Copy !req
718. on a daily basis. It's what I do,
and I'm very good at it.Copy !req
719. You can stand there
and be the panicked, angry mob...Copy !req
720. and blame him, me and the
government for getting you into this.Copy !req
721. But if you want to survive tonight,
you need to save your energy...Copy !req
722. and start working together.Copy !req
723. Now, what we need to do...Copy !req
724. is go back in there and find
all the dead snakes we can...Copy !req
725. so the doctors on the ground will know
what kind of antivenoms we need.Copy !req
726. Whatever you find, you bring it to me.Copy !req
727. And I don't need to tell you
to be careful.Copy !req
728. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
- I'm going with.Copy !req
729. I can't just sit here doing nothing.Copy !req
730. Remember when you said
it's all about choices we make?Copy !req
731. - Well, I'm making one. I'm not a prisoner.
- I need you to stay up here.Copy !req
732. - Why?
- Because if you die...Copy !req
733. then all this was for nothing.Copy !req
734. - Sit your ass down.
We got a snake, man.Copy !req
735. Okay, doc, I got one here that's...Copy !req
736. I guess, brownish on top and I'd say
green on the bottom.Copy !req
737. Wait a second, pure green?
Or blue?Copy !req
738. Well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.Copy !req
739. No, no, teal.
It's a deep shade of teal.Copy !req
740. It's teal, doc.Copy !req
741. Why don't we just take a picture?Copy !req
742. Sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo
when we land, Einstein.Copy !req
743. Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?Copy !req
744. - We need a digital camera and a computer.
Or this.Copy !req
745. It's got both.Copy !req
746. Doc, I'm gonna e-mail you
some pictures, all right?Copy !req
747. Rick!Copy !req
748. Rick?Copy !req
749. Rick!Copy !req
750. Rick!Copy !req
751. Oh, God.Copy !req
752. Are we landing?Copy !req
753. - There are no lights down there.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
754. Doc, photos are coming to you now.Copy !req
755. Everybody, buckle up now! Now!Copy !req
756. Oh, my God, no!Copy !req
757. - Come on, buckle up. I got you.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
758. Fucker!Copy !req
759. Come on!Copy !req
760. Okay, let's pull this thing up.Copy !req
761. MAN I Hula 121 heavy,
you're descending through 23,0000 feet.Copy !req
762. There's no time to strap in,
just pull up, hard!Copy !req
763. Somebody help me!
Somebody help, they're coming through.Copy !req
764. Tiffany! Tiffany!Copy !req
765. Look out!Copy !req
766. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
767. We gotta get the people upstairs.
It's safer there.Copy !req
768. Somebody help me.Copy !req
769. Hula one-two-one, heavy...Copy !req
770. you're now below 19,000 feet.
Do you copy?Copy !req
771. It's not working.Copy !req
772. - I wanna get out.
- Let me get you up.Copy !req
773. Get upstairs, come on.Copy !req
774. Go!Copy !req
775. Go, go, go!Copy !req
776. Hula one-two-one, heavy,
pull up. Pull up.Copy !req
777. Out of the way!
Move your ass, Goddamn it!Copy !req
778. Go, go!Copy !req
779. No.Copy !req
780. Come on, quicker!Copy !req
781. Come on!
Move it!Copy !req
782. Hurry!Copy !req
783. Hang on to me. I've got you!Copy !req
784. Get me off this plane!Copy !req
785. Come on!Copy !req
786. Get back!Copy !req
787. Go, quick! Move!Copy !req
788. Oh, shit!Copy !req
789. Mary Kate!Copy !req
790. You animal! You animal!Copy !req
791. - I hate you!
- Freaking dog, lady.Copy !req
792. - I hate you!
Why did you do that?Copy !req
793. What? You all would've
done exactly the same thing.Copy !req
794. Somebody do something.Copy !req
795. Look out! Oh, my God!Copy !req
796. Let's go. Hey, hey, in back of you!Copy !req
797. - Behind you.
- Come on!Copy !req
798. Come on, move, move, move!
Get him up, get him up!Copy !req
799. We gotta block the stairs.
Grab bags, everyone.Copy !req
800. - Come on!
- Pass it down!Copy !req
801. Get me NTSB.Copy !req
802. And call the Coast Guard.Copy !req
803. Hula one-two-one, heavy,
you are now below 1000 feet. Pull up.Copy !req
804. Pull up!Copy !req
805. Oh, my God.Copy !req
806. Holy fuck.Copy !req
807. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
808. Wait a second.
What about the life raft?Copy !req
809. - Use this!
- Good idea.Copy !req
810. I got it!Copy !req
811. Hello, can anybody hear me?Copy !req
812. Hula one-two-one, heavy, somebody
wanna tell me what's going on up there?Copy !req
813. We've lost our—Copy !req
814. Rick.Copy !req
815. It's not fully inflated yet!Copy !req
816. Here, grab an end!Copy !req
817. Oh, Rick.Copy !req
818. Hold it, hold it down.
Push it down.Copy !req
819. That's great, okay. Get it down.
There you go. There you go.Copy !req
820. Don't let anybody down.Copy !req
821. Oh, Rick, your arm.Copy !req
822. Okay.Copy !req
823. There you go.Copy !req
824. Oh, yeah, you know, Claire,
I think I'm gonna need your shirt too.Copy !req
825. Oh, jeez. Very funny.
Gotta try, right?Copy !req
826. Rick, could you please
engage the autopilot?Copy !req
827. Yeah, here, I got it.Copy !req
828. Do you think you can fly with one hand?Copy !req
829. Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what
a man can do with one hand.Copy !req
830. All right, I got this. You go get.Copy !req
831. Do your business.Copy !req
832. We had no choice.
The snakes were everywhere.Copy !req
833. Yeah, okay, I guess you did
what you had to do.Copy !req
834. These aren't North American snakes.Copy !req
835. What does it matter?
Let's just get the antivenom...Copy !req
836. - ... and take it to the airport.
- No, these snakes aren't even...Copy !req
837. from this continent.
They're from all over the globe.Copy !req
838. Only a handful of U.S. hospitals
even carry foreign antivenom. Uh...Copy !req
839. - How long?
- How long what?Copy !req
840. - How long to get the antivenom here?
- I don't know. A day, maybe two.Copy !req
841. What do we do?Copy !req
842. I don't know
if there's anything we can do.Copy !req
843. What are you drawing there, sweetie?Copy !req
844. Oh, wow, that's really good.Copy !req
845. I'm really sorry about your dog.Copy !req
846. Thanks.Copy !req
847. What's up, buddy?Copy !req
848. Trying to get this guy to slam
the basketball. He just won't do it.Copy !req
849. Last month they offered
early retirement.Copy !req
850. But no...Copy !req
851. this broad needed
one more tour of duty.Copy !req
852. You were here for a reason.Copy !req
853. You saved my baby.Copy !req
854. That's a pretty good reason.Copy !req
855. Hey, it's too—
Flynn, it's too hot.Copy !req
856. I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.Copy !req
857. - Anyway, heat's the least of our worries.
- No, no, no, listen, listen.Copy !req
858. The air's not recycling.Copy !req
859. He's right. If there's no air conditioning,
it's gonna get too hard to breathe.Copy !req
860. Shit!Copy !req
861. Okay, how about the zoos?Copy !req
862. How about the zoos?
I mean, zoos got snakes, right?Copy !req
863. So they must have antivenom there.Copy !req
864. We would need a detailed list of every
species involved with that exact number.Copy !req
865. And an exotic shipment like this would
only come through a dealer. So...Copy !req
866. All right, well, who in Hawaii
would do that?Copy !req
867. No one in Hawaii, because snakes
aren't indigenous to Hawaii.Copy !req
868. But Eddie Kim lives in L.A.Copy !req
869. Could he have shopped locally?Copy !req
870. Yes, only one guy could arrange
this many illegal snakes.Copy !req
871. - He lives out in the desert.
- Take us to the heliport.Copy !req
872. You don't think I know
it's hotter than hell in here?Copy !req
873. We also have abnormal
vibrations in engines one and two.Copy !req
874. I had no choice but to throttle back.Copy !req
875. - You slowed down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
876. Well, you know.Copy !req
877. - It's that or option B.
- Which is?Copy !req
878. I go faster and the engines seize up.Copy !req
879. We eventually
plummet to a horrible death.Copy !req
880. They spend the next year
identifying femurs.Copy !req
881. Okay, so just tell me
how to get the AC back on.Copy !req
882. We've lost power
to the outflow valve motor.Copy !req
883. - Which is where?
- Well, you gotta reset it manually.Copy !req
884. The breaker's down in the cargo hold.Copy !req
885. Yeah.Copy !req
886. Sucks to be you right now.Copy !req
887. Get off me, man!Copy !req
888. I told y'all to stop touching on me
and coughing on me.Copy !req
889. It's disgusting up in here.
Stay away from me.Copy !req
890. How come there's no air
coming out of this piece of junk?Copy !req
891. - How come there's no air?
- Only lasts about 10 minutes...Copy !req
892. after they deploy. Please—Copy !req
893. - Please nothing. Get out of my face.
- If you could take a seat...Copy !req
894. You sit down. Back away from me.
Get up off me, man. Back up off me.Copy !req
895. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
896. I gotta get off this plane.Copy !req
897. - I'm sick of this bullshit.
- Listen, you got to chill.Copy !req
898. - Look, just get a grip, all right?
- You get a grip, man.Copy !req
899. Hey, back up, back up. Back up!Copy !req
900. That gun goes off
in this pressurized cabin, we all die.Copy !req
901. You know what? I want air.Copy !req
902. - What's the matter with you, Clarence?
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
903. What's the matter
with you, man? Hey, look.Copy !req
904. You know we go back
to when we were kids, all right?Copy !req
905. But I don't even recognize you now.Copy !req
906. Waving a gun at all these
innocent women and children.Copy !req
907. Man, there's a baby
right over there, man.Copy !req
908. We're all in trouble here, dawg.
This ain't just about you.Copy !req
909. Sit your ass down, Clarence.Copy !req
910. Whatever, man.Copy !req
911. It's the snakes!
- Shoot. Now what?Copy !req
912. Breathe deep.Copy !req
913. Oh, God, Grace.Copy !req
914. Claire.Copy !req
915. Claire.Copy !req
916. I need you to be strong.Copy !req
917. Come on.Copy !req
918. - Let's go get these people some air.
- Okay.Copy !req
919. See this?Copy !req
920. I went through
a pyromaniac phase as a kid.Copy !req
921. - Here.
- You too, huh?Copy !req
922. Anything else I should know about you?Copy !req
923. Let me go with you. You don't know
your way around down there.Copy !req
924. No, I need you up here.
You're my eyes and ears.Copy !req
925. Call me.Copy !req
926. Be back soon as I can.Copy !req
927. - You'd better. Be careful.
- Yeah.Copy !req
928. Okay, I'm here.Copy !req
929. Okay, the EAP panel
should be on your right.Copy !req
930. Okay, here I go.Copy !req
931. Hey, how's your boy?Copy !req
932. I don't know, man.
He's in a lot of pain.Copy !req
933. - Here, man, take some of this water.
- Thank you.Copy !req
934. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
935. - Hey, you got any water?
- Sure, yeah.Copy !req
936. Thanks.Copy !req
937. Look, I'm not really good at this whole
apologizing thing...Copy !req
938. but I'm sorry about pushing you.Copy !req
939. It's all right.Copy !req
940. You too, man.Copy !req
941. That's my bad.Copy !req
942. Okay, it's okay.Copy !req
943. Oh.Copy !req
944. Looks like somebody
rigged this access panel door...Copy !req
945. to stay open
so the snakes could get out.Copy !req
946. Be careful.Copy !req
947. All right, so where's this outflow
breaker panel you were talking about?Copy !req
948. Oh, it's in the very next compartment.Copy !req
949. Shit!Copy !req
950. - What's going on?
- The goddamn lever's stuck.Copy !req
951. Ooh!Copy !req
952. - Flynn, are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
953. Yes!Copy !req
954. Okay, well, that's a good sign.Copy !req
955. Shh.Copy !req
956. Do you guys hear that?Copy !req
957. Kreitler's been busted twice
by customs...Copy !req
958. for possession of illegal snakes.
There he is. That's him.Copy !req
959. Down, down!Copy !req
960. Get the door.Copy !req
961. - What are you doing?
- My job.Copy !req
962. Area's secure. Send in Dr. Price now.Copy !req
963. Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.Copy !req
964. That's a desert blacksnake.Copy !req
965. That's indigenous to the Middle East.Copy !req
966. - Looks like you can use some antivenom.
- In the fridge. Hurry.Copy !req
967. Oh, hurry.Copy !req
968. The Middle East.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price...Copy !req
969. but that would make
that snake illegal, right?Copy !req
970. Yes, it would.Copy !req
971. How long does that give
Mr. Mullet here to live?Copy !req
972. I would say about seven minutes.Copy !req
973. Seven minutes, huh?
All right, listen to me.Copy !req
974. Hey, I would love
to do this whole dance, you know...Copy !req
975. take a nuanced approach
to interrogating but...Copy !req
976. I don't have time to be subtle. I want
a list of every snake on that plane.Copy !req
977. You got less than seven minutes.Copy !req
978. On the clipboard.Copy !req
979. - The clipboard!
- Hang on to that.Copy !req
980. - Is that every snake on that plane?
- Yes.Copy !req
981. - Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this?
- Yes!Copy !req
982. Look, give me the shot, goddamn it.Copy !req
983. What are you gonna do,
call the ACLU?Copy !req
984. How'd you get them to be so aggressive?
That's what I wonder.Copy !req
985. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Hey.Copy !req
986. You're wasting it!Copy !req
987. Pheromones. We sprayed
the flowers with it...Copy !req
988. so it would circulate
in the plane's air system.Copy !req
989. I swear to God. That's it.Copy !req
990. Okay. All right.Copy !req
991. Bring in Kim. Charge him
with multiple counts of murder...Copy !req
992. and attempted murder and get that
piece-of-shit attorney on the phone.Copy !req
993. Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his
preference is. Gas or lethal injection.Copy !req
994. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
995. Flynn, it's Harris.Copy !req
996. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
997. Outstanding. All right.Copy !req
998. Everybody, listen,
they have the antivenom.Copy !req
999. It's gonna be waiting
for us when we land in L.A.Copy !req
1000. Hear that, little man?
Your brother's gonna be fine.Copy !req
1001. It's all up to the pilot now.Copy !req
1002. I'll go give him the good news.Copy !req
1003. Rick. Rick.Copy !req
1004. Rick, open the door.Copy !req
1005. What's going on?
- He's not answering.Copy !req
1006. Rick!Copy !req
1007. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1008. Get him up!Copy !req
1009. I can't believe I'm gonna say this.Copy !req
1010. Is there anyone here
who knows how to fly a plane?Copy !req
1011. Claire, I'll do it. I'm sure
the tower can talk me through it.Copy !req
1012. No, no, no, Flynn.
I know who could land this plane.Copy !req
1013. - Who?
- Him.Copy !req
1014. Yeah, you. Come on, Troy.Copy !req
1015. You know you can do this, man.Copy !req
1016. - Come on, take us home, dawg.
- You know how to fly?Copy !req
1017. Hey, man, I got over 2000 hours.Copy !req
1018. This is all you've talked about.Copy !req
1019. Troy, you can do this.Copy !req
1020. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1021. Yeah, I can do this.Copy !req
1022. We gotta clear the snakes
out of the cockpit.Copy !req
1023. Yeah, yeah, clear the snakes
out of the cockpit, yeah.Copy !req
1024. Enough is enough!Copy !req
1025. I have had it with these
motherfucking snakes...Copy !req
1026. on this motherfucking plane!Copy !req
1027. Everybody strap in.Copy !req
1028. I'm about to open some fucking windows.Copy !req
1029. Take this. Tie it to the cockpit door.Copy !req
1030. Let's go.Copy !req
1031. When the windows go out,
the cabin's gonna lose pressure...Copy !req
1032. and oxygen.
You gotta get us down fast.Copy !req
1033. All right, everybody make sure you're
strapped in as securely as possible.Copy !req
1034. Remember, it's going to be loud
and it's going to be cold.Copy !req
1035. Hold your breath
as long as you can, all right?Copy !req
1036. And protect your head.
Use your arms.Copy !req
1037. Is everybody ready?
Ready to do this?Copy !req
1038. - Let's do it.
- All right, take the position.Copy !req
1039. One, two, three.Copy !req
1040. Do it now!Copy !req
1041. Let's go!Copy !req
1042. Hit that autopilot switch for me.Copy !req
1043. Ooh! Whoo!Copy !req
1044. That's what I'm talking about, boy!Copy !req
1045. This shit is bananas!Copy !req
1046. Hold on!
Hold on!Copy !req
1047. Come on, baby!Copy !req
1048. Come on, push.Copy !req
1049. Yeah, right about there.Copy !req
1050. Okay, we're leveling out.Copy !req
1051. You okay?Copy !req
1052. Troy, the plane's not level.
It's not level!Copy !req
1053. Yeah, yeah, I know that the plane
is not level, okay? Okay?Copy !req
1054. Give me a break, man.Copy !req
1055. All right, what's up? What's up,
y'all? What it is. What it is!Copy !req
1056. This is your new pilot Troy speaking,
and sitting next to me...Copy !req
1057. is my main man,
my brother from another mother...Copy !req
1058. the biggest pimp that I know,
Superfly Agent Flynn.Copy !req
1059. Ladies and gentlemen,
Agent Flynn.Copy !req
1060. Sir, have you got any experience
piloting a jet aircraft?Copy !req
1061. Oh, yeah, F-15s, F-16s...Copy !req
1062. A-10 Warthogs,
I've flown all that shit.Copy !req
1063. Then we're all thankful
to have you, sir.Copy !req
1064. - What squadron were you with?
- The Awesome Fighting Aces.Copy !req
1065. Man, I'm telling you, them video gamers
got their shit locked down tight.Copy !req
1066. Sir, are you telling me
that your only real flight time...Copy !req
1067. is at the controls of a video game?Copy !req
1068. No, see, it's not a video game, all right?
It's a flight simulator.Copy !req
1069. - Is that a PlayStation or Xbox?
- PlayStation 2.Copy !req
1070. Man, it's got an introduction
by Chuck Yeager and everything.Copy !req
1071. Look, Flynn, man, I can do this.Copy !req
1072. Trust me.Copy !req
1073. Look, LAX,
just give me my VOR numbers...Copy !req
1074. and my approach vectors,
and I'll be fine.Copy !req
1075. Sir, I suggest you relinquish
the pilot's chair...Copy !req
1076. to someone more experienced.Copy !req
1077. This is Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.Copy !req
1078. You are talking to
the only person up here...Copy !req
1079. who has that experience.
I suggest you give him what he needs...Copy !req
1080. so we can land this thing.Copy !req
1081. So, uh, you are
pretty good at this game, right?Copy !req
1082. Yes, man. No problem.Copy !req
1083. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy
has got the high score but I'm good.Copy !req
1084. Asshole. Never lets me
hear the end of it.Copy !req
1085. LAX tower, this is Hula 1-2-1.Copy !req
1086. Requesting clearance for landing.
Please advise which runway.Copy !req
1087. Hula 1-2-1, heavy, we're in the process
of clearing all the runways...Copy !req
1088. but you got a strong tailwind. Advise,
come around and use runway 2-4-left.Copy !req
1089. No, negative, tower. I can't do that.Copy !req
1090. I don't have time
for westbound orientation.Copy !req
1091. Look, I got a lot of injured passengers
up here who need help immediately.Copy !req
1092. You try to land west to east,
you'll come in too fast to control.Copy !req
1093. Then I suggest you speed up
clearing the rest of the runways...Copy !req
1094. because my ass
is coming in for a landing!Copy !req
1095. All right, brace yourselves,
you guys, this is it.Copy !req
1096. Everybody brace yourselves!Copy !req
1097. Here we go.Copy !req
1098. Brakes! Brakes, Troy!Copy !req
1099. - Put your ass in it!
- This part ain't in the game.Copy !req
1100. Is crashing part of the game?Copy !req
1101. I don't know, man. I usually just hit
reset and start the level over.Copy !req
1102. Oh, shit, left!Copy !req
1103. Left! Turn this big
motherfucker left, Troy!Copy !req
1104. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1105. All praises to the PlayStation!Copy !req
1106. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1107. That's my boy, Troy, yes!Copy !req
1108. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
1109. Whose house is this?
Troy's house, that's right.Copy !req
1110. Fuck Randy!
Fuck Randy and his high score.Copy !req
1111. That's my own brother,
and I say, "Fuck him!"Copy !req
1112. Man, my ass.Copy !req
1113. - My ass, man.
- Okay, let's get going.Copy !req
1114. Over here! Got them!Copy !req
1115. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
1116. Thank you!Copy !req
1117. Hey, doc, thank you.Copy !req
1118. And hey, good luck with
those Antiguan racers.Copy !req
1119. - It was nice working with you, agent.
Please help! Help, please!Copy !req
1120. - This boy is unconscious.
- Keep that close.Copy !req
1121. He needs oxygen right away.Copy !req
1122. Did anyone see the snake
that bit this boy?Copy !req
1123. - Show them, sweetie. It's okay.
What is it?Copy !req
1124. I couldn't find the snake,
so I drew a picture.Copy !req
1125. It's a cobra, right, like Indiana Jones?
Excellent.Copy !req
1126. Lactin and Ringer's solution,
25 milliliters. I'll do the antivenom.Copy !req
1127. Sean.Copy !req
1128. Before everything gets crazy out there,
I wanna say thanks.Copy !req
1129. Couldn't have done this without you.Copy !req
1130. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1131. Let's lock this guy up
who tried to kill us.Copy !req
1132. Give him a hand!Copy !req
1133. Down, down, down.Copy !req
1134. I couldn't breathe.Copy !req
1135. You all right? Come on.
Yeah.Copy !req
1136. Come on.
Oh, man.Copy !req
1137. Nice. Stings like shit, huh?Copy !req
1138. Yeah.Copy !req
1139. This is Agent Harris,
the guy on the other end of the phone.Copy !req
1140. It's an honor.Copy !req
1141. Kenny, baby. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1142. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1143. Oh! Oh, I'm gonna get you home.Copy !req
1144. Come on, let's go.
My little cowgirl.Copy !req
1145. Claire.Copy !req
1146. Hey.Copy !req
1147. Now that you've saved my life,
I think I kind of owe you a dinner...Copy !req
1148. to show my appreciation.Copy !req
1149. Well, I would very much
like to take you up on that.Copy !req
1150. Is that right?Copy !req
1151. Call me.Copy !req
1152. Will do.Copy !req
1153. - Sean, hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1154. Oh, damn.Copy !req
1155. I'll definitely call you.Copy !req
1156. Thank you.Copy !req
1157. How do you like flying in first class?Copy !req
1158. Do you remember the first
thing you ever told me?Copy !req
1159. What the fuck's that got
to do with anything?Copy !req
1160. What was the first thing
you ever told me?Copy !req
1161. "Do as I say and you live."Copy !req
1162. Exactly. Now it's your turn.Copy !req
1163. Do as I say, and you live.Copy !req