1. Here comes Lucky!Copy !req
2. And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.Copy !req
3. Right behind him
by the three against the railCopy !req
4. as they head down
the front stretch...Copy !req
5. Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.Copy !req
6. Down the backstretch...Copy !req
7. Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.Copy !req
8. - A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.Copy !req
9. Look who's Big Money in seven.Copy !req
10. - No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.Copy !req
11. - Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.Copy !req
12. You're shitting all over
our streak big time.Copy !req
13. "Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.Copy !req
14. Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.Copy !req
15. - It's two o'clock.
- It's five 'til.Copy !req
16. - Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfwayCopy !req
17. - through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.Copy !req
18. - Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f—Copy !req
19. Y'all fixing to place a bet?Copy !req
20. Just a sec, darling.Copy !req
21. Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.Copy !req
22. - Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.Copy !req
23. Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.Copy !req
24. The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?Copy !req
25. Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.Copy !req
26. Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.Copy !req
27. Now who's the pussy?Copy !req
28. Get the fucking cab.Copy !req
29. All right.
And they're off.Copy !req
30. Gonna fuck it all up!Copy !req
31. What the fuck, A.J.?Copy !req
32. Sweetchuck hard-charging...Copy !req
33. Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...Copy !req
34. Run! Run! Run! Come on!Copy !req
35. Now he's two lengths ahead.Copy !req
36. Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!Copy !req
37. And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!Copy !req
38. Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!Copy !req
39. No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!Copy !req
40. Some chud's ganking it.Copy !req
41. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
42. Now what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
43. We're screwed.Copy !req
44. Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?Copy !req
45. A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!Copy !req
46. Fuck!Copy !req
47. Fuck!Copy !req
48. Hey! Hey, buddy!Copy !req
49. I got an easy 50!Copy !req
50. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!Copy !req
51. You almost hit that car!Copy !req
52. Fuck! Moose...Copy !req
53. All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?Copy !req
54. Moose, Moose...Copy !req
55. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
56. Where the heck
have you guys been?Copy !req
57. We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.Copy !req
58. We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.Copy !req
59. Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.Copy !req
60. - What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.Copy !req
61. Hey, butt fuck!Copy !req
62. You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.Copy !req
63. What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.Copy !req
64. Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.Copy !req
65. Fuck off.Copy !req
66. All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?Copy !req
67. Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?Copy !req
68. - Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.Copy !req
69. Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.Copy !req
70. No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.Copy !req
71. Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.Copy !req
72. Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!Copy !req
73. Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.Copy !req
74. Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?Copy !req
75. Because every chaperone
on this busCopy !req
76. is fucking staring at us.Copy !req
77. What?Copy !req
78. - Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?Copy !req
79. Who'd you like in the 8th?Copy !req
80. Hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
81. Ooh, what's the wort at?Copy !req
82. Uh, it's at 69 degrees.Copy !req
83. All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeastCopy !req
84. and put her to bed.Copy !req
85. Home sweet home.Copy !req
86. Squeeze that airlock in.Copy !req
87. - Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.Copy !req
88. How could it be leaking?Copy !req
89. Let's check the pH
on the lagers.Copy !req
90. Booyah. What are you feeling?Copy !req
91. Let's go pilsner.Copy !req
92. - Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.Copy !req
93. Whoa.Copy !req
94. Looks bright.Copy !req
95. Spritzy.Copy !req
96. Mm. Wow.Copy !req
97. Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!Copy !req
98. - We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.Copy !req
99. Mm! Let's go with that.Copy !req
100. - What?
- Real Beer. For the label.Copy !req
101. I found a printer
in Tecumseh.Copy !req
102. They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.Copy !req
103. I dig it.Copy !req
104. All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.Copy !req
105. Okay, hit me.Copy !req
106. It's time to expand
the operation.Copy !req
107. All right, so look, dude,Copy !req
108. we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.Copy !req
109. Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuffCopy !req
110. compared to what we could doCopy !req
111. if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.Copy !req
112. - A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.Copy !req
113. And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day opsCopy !req
114. with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythmCopy !req
115. where this thing
is running itself.Copy !req
116. Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.Copy !req
117. Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.Copy !req
118. Fuck!Copy !req
119. We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.Copy !req
120. Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.Copy !req
121. Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.Copy !req
122. Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.Copy !req
123. A huge part of this operation
is figuring outCopy !req
124. the right foot soldiers
to bring in.Copy !req
125. What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?Copy !req
126. Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.Copy !req
127. Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.Copy !req
128. Handle all the recruiting.Copy !req
129. Fuck!Copy !req
130. That was a fucking neck shot!Copy !req
131. - Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.Copy !req
132. So are we in agreementCopy !req
133. that transpo's
our number one concern?Copy !req
134. Hundred percent.Copy !req
135. And until this operation's
got wheels,Copy !req
136. if feels like it's dead
in the water.Copy !req
137. Okay, hear me out.Copy !req
138. Fuck, these are awesome.Copy !req
139. Tom, we're good to go.Copy !req
140. Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?Copy !req
141. - Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.Copy !req
142. I'm talking about Gary.Copy !req
143. With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.Copy !req
144. - Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
145. So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.Copy !req
146. Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.Copy !req
147. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
148. You know what?Copy !req
149. Here's a little something
for you.Copy !req
150. So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,Copy !req
151. because that's where
all the action is.Copy !req
152. But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.Copy !req
153. So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,Copy !req
154. plus we gotta float the gas.Copy !req
155. But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.Copy !req
156. So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?Copy !req
157. Yeah, twice a week.Copy !req
158. It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.Copy !req
159. - That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.Copy !req
160. It's actually
a really boss idea.Copy !req
161. It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.Copy !req
162. This fucker's
double O-C too.Copy !req
163. Huh?Copy !req
164. Fucking limo, asshole.Copy !req
165. It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.Copy !req
166. Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.Copy !req
167. Why would we need
a bag phone?Copy !req
168. In case we gotta move
on some shitCopy !req
169. and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.Copy !req
170. Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.Copy !req
171. - Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.Copy !req
172. - I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.Copy !req
173. Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rollingCopy !req
174. in so much fucking dough
this summer.Copy !req
175. Yo, I'm home.Copy !req
176. Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.Copy !req
177. What's going on?Copy !req
178. How was the field trip, boys?Copy !req
179. Oh, like the best ever.Copy !req
180. Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.Copy !req
181. Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.Copy !req
182. Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.Copy !req
183. Jesus, what?Copy !req
184. No. Why?Copy !req
185. Are you trying
to hide something from us?Copy !req
186. Oh, he is. Big time.Copy !req
187. No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.Copy !req
188. It's weird.It's not weird.Copy !req
189. It's just a set of hands, son.Copy !req
190. Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?Copy !req
191. Cigarettes? We—Copy !req
192. Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and MooseCopy !req
193. smoking cigarettes
in the VIP areaCopy !req
194. of I-80 OTB this afternoon.Copy !req
195. I-80 OTB?Copy !req
196. It's an off-track
betting parlor.Copy !req
197. In Council Bluffs, Iowa.Copy !req
198. Right across the river bridgeCopy !req
199. from the Henry Doorly Zoo.Copy !req
200. Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!Copy !req
201. He emphasized "berserk."Copy !req
202. And the damn neon shirts!Copy !req
203. Awful quiet, Moose.Copy !req
204. Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?Copy !req
205. Guilty!
- Moose...Copy !req
206. Chrissy, go to your room.Copy !req
207. - No way.
- In your room, young lady.Copy !req
208. Ugh!Copy !req
209. - Witness stand.
- No.Copy !req
210. No, I'm not...Copy !req
211. There's been
a pattern with you two.Copy !req
212. - An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.Copy !req
213. - We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state linesCopy !req
214. to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?Copy !req
215. We're not hanging out.
We're working.Copy !req
216. - Working!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
217. - You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?Copy !req
218. Okay, no on the dope,Copy !req
219. and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.Copy !req
220. You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeralCopy !req
221. or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.Copy !req
222. Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?Copy !req
223. No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.Copy !req
224. The system? What is the system?Copy !req
225. A secret system
for big-money long shots.Copy !req
226. You're 14 years old!Copy !req
227. You don't have
a fricking system!Copy !req
228. Dude, I am so fucking sorry.Copy !req
229. The Judge started doing
the lip thing,Copy !req
230. and I just fucking panicked.Copy !req
231. Did you tell them
about the system?Copy !req
232. They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.Copy !req
233. I'm grounded.Copy !req
234. Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.Copy !req
235. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.Copy !req
236. This rat-fucks
our whole plan.Copy !req
237. There is no plan.
We're done.Copy !req
238. No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.Copy !req
239. I've got one week
to find a legit jobCopy !req
240. before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.Copy !req
241. Full tilt? What do you mean?Copy !req
242. Baseball.
Bible camp.Copy !req
243. Weekends at her auction crew.Copy !req
244. Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.Copy !req
245. Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.Copy !req
246. She made no mention
of hiring you.Copy !req
247. We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.Copy !req
248. Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?Copy !req
249. Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.Copy !req
250. - I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.Copy !req
251. Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.Copy !req
252. Easy peasy.Copy !req
253. All right?Copy !req
254. - See ya, pussy.
- See ya.Copy !req
255. What if we doubled
the batch?Copy !req
256. And then had only
one foot soldierCopy !req
257. instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?Copy !req
258. Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?Copy !req
259. No—Look, the company's fucked.Copy !req
260. We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wageCopy !req
261. and suck-ass hours.Copy !req
262. Excuse me.Copy !req
263. Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.Copy !req
264. Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.Copy !req
265. Give it to me.Copy !req
266. It's my money,
it's my gizzard.Copy !req
267. Fuck, dude. My neck!Copy !req
268. Forecast.Copy !req
269. Boom! Right in the breadbasket!Copy !req
270. And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.Copy !req
271. Is it piss?Copy !req
272. Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.Copy !req
273. You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.Copy !req
274. High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!Copy !req
275. It's open season, limp dicks.Copy !req
276. You never know when,
you never know where.Copy !req
277. - Pussies!
- Whoo!Copy !req
278. You boys all right?Copy !req
279. That's piss, ain't it?Copy !req
280. Yeah, it's piss.Copy !req
281. Holy shit!Copy !req
282. Shane!Copy !req
283. What the fuck?Copy !req
284. So much for one
weekend a month, huh?Copy !req
285. - Shotgun.
- No fucking way.Copy !req
286. Get in the back, mutant.Copy !req
287. What's up, Eagle?Copy !req
288. Fucking A...Copy !req
289. This is why you're in the back.Copy !req
290. Hold on to your fucking tits.Copy !req
291. Fuck the Carmichaels.Copy !req
292. Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.Copy !req
293. Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.Copy !req
294. I mean...Copy !req
295. He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.Copy !req
296. He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.Copy !req
297. Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?Copy !req
298. The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.Copy !req
299. The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.Copy !req
300. The town's still covered
in yellow.Copy !req
301. Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.Copy !req
302. Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.Copy !req
303. Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,Copy !req
304. but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.Copy !req
305. Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?Copy !req
306. Fuck!Copy !req
307. Seriously?Copy !req
308. You turds made this?Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.Copy !req
311. And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.Copy !req
312. Copy that.Copy !req
313. Moment of truth.Copy !req
314. Well?Copy !req
315. Goddamn, fellas.Copy !req
316. It's not shit.Copy !req
317. - It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah, dude!Copy !req
319. That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!Copy !req
320. All, right, can we put you down
for a case?Copy !req
321. Whoo!Copy !req
322. Well, you know the rules.Copy !req
323. No glass on deck.Copy !req
324. Yes, sir.Copy !req
325. The water's piss-warm, dude.Copy !req
326. Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.Copy !req
327. Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.Copy !req
328. - You think you can hook us up?
- No.Copy !req
329. It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.Copy !req
330. Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,Copy !req
331. but definitely
not on you.Copy !req
332. Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.Copy !req
333. Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.Copy !req
334. With what?Copy !req
335. They're planning on running
that thing this summer.Copy !req
336. What thing?
- That thing.Copy !req
337. The Snack Shack.Copy !req
338. So does their family,
like, own it or something?Copy !req
339. No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.Copy !req
340. Yo, toss me your keys.Copy !req
341. I want to see
inside that fucker.Copy !req
342. Don't have any.Copy !req
343. Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.Copy !req
344. Okay, so they rent it
from the city?Copy !req
345. No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.Copy !req
346. - Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.Copy !req
347. I think they bid it outCopy !req
348. at the city council
meeting tomorrow.Copy !req
349. How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?Copy !req
350. Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.Copy !req
351. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
352. That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,Copy !req
353. get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,Copy !req
354. then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.Copy !req
355. Yo! Shit pig.Copy !req
356. You all right?Copy !req
357. Huh? Me?Copy !req
358. Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?Copy !req
359. Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...Copy !req
360. - Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw—Copy !req
361. Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?Copy !req
362. No. No, it's not
like him at all.Copy !req
363. - I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
364. Seriously.Copy !req
365. Oh, God, you are
totally like him.Copy !req
366. Sorry.Copy !req
367. What is that?Copy !req
368. My hanky?Copy !req
369. Your hanky?Copy !req
370. Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.Copy !req
371. Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?Copy !req
372. Just temporarily.Copy !req
373. Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.Copy !req
374. I-I-I just took a Benadryl.Copy !req
375. So...Copy !req
376. Why are you doing that?Copy !req
377. It's a free country, shit pig.Copy !req
378. Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.Copy !req
379. God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.Copy !req
380. She made it out
like you were a real catch.Copy !req
381. Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?Copy !req
382. Doi.Copy !req
383. And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,Copy !req
384. so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.Copy !req
385. Hmm.Copy !req
386. Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?Copy !req
387. Is that marijuana?Copy !req
388. What? Are you allergic?Copy !req
389. Oh, shit.Copy !req
390. What is happening right now?Copy !req
391. I just, uh...Copy !req
392. It's dinner.Copy !req
393. I should go.Copy !req
394. I guess so.Copy !req
395. See you around, shit pig.Copy !req
396. Sooey!Copy !req
397. So, how's the job hunt
coming along?Copy !req
398. Mom, it's been like 48 hours.Copy !req
399. Watch the sass back.Copy !req
400. Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.Copy !req
401. Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.Copy !req
402. It's polo style this year.Copy !req
403. - And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.Copy !req
404. I designed them.Copy !req
405. Have you thought
about mowing lawns?Copy !req
406. Now that's an idea.Copy !req
407. Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.Copy !req
408. Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.Copy !req
409. - God bless you.
- Bless you.Copy !req
410. This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.Copy !req
411. - No fricks.
- No fricks.Copy !req
412. - Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.Copy !req
413. - Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.Copy !req
414. Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.Copy !req
415. Does it involve Moose?Copy !req
416. No. It's over at Beaumont's.Copy !req
417. - There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.Copy !req
418. Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,Copy !req
419. start some kind of lawn empire.Copy !req
420. No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.Copy !req
421. I just want to cram
for the Civics test.Copy !req
422. Watch the sass back.Copy !req
423. - Ten p.m.
- Ten?Copy !req
424. Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight—Copy !req
425. Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.Copy !req
426. Eleven.Copy !req
427. Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.Copy !req
428. We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.Copy !req
429. - We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!Copy !req
430. All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.Copy !req
431. Eleven's too high. Grounded. Hey!Copy !req
432. Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.Copy !req
433. 10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.Copy !req
434. - Sold now.
- Sold!Copy !req
435. Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.Copy !req
436. Two cases is pussy.Copy !req
437. Look at all these
college kids.Copy !req
438. We gotta partner up
with some frats.Copy !req
439. Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,Copy !req
440. fucking Peru State.Copy !req
441. Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.Copy !req
442. Easy.Copy !req
443. Hey, watch where you're going, prep.Copy !req
444. - Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?Copy !req
445. We got a problem here?Copy !req
446. There is so not a problem.Copy !req
447. I didn't know
he was with you.Copy !req
448. Sorry. It won't happen again.Copy !req
449. Shane fucking Workman!Copy !req
450. Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.Copy !req
451. Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.Copy !req
452. Hey, what's up, boys?Copy !req
453. Who the fuck
are you assholes?Copy !req
454. Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.Copy !req
455. We're the guys behind Real Beer.Copy !req
456. Real Beer?Copy !req
457. Yeah, that beer you're drinking.Copy !req
458. Wh— You made this?Copy !req
459. Yeah, man.Copy !req
460. We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,Copy !req
461. but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.Copy !req
462. How old are you guys?Copy !req
463. - Fourteen.
- Sixteen.Copy !req
464. Almost fifteen.Copy !req
465. Oh, yeah. I know this guy.Copy !req
466. You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?Copy !req
467. Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.Copy !req
468. Huh?Copy !req
469. I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!Copy !req
470. So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack ShackCopy !req
471. out of the pool this summer.Copy !req
472. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
473. Well, Shane had mentionedCopy !req
474. that you guys might need
some extra hands.Copy !req
475. - Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.Copy !req
476. It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?Copy !req
477. We do all right.Copy !req
478. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
479. What's it cost to rent it out?Copy !req
480. Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.Copy !req
481. I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.Copy !req
482. Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.Copy !req
483. Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.Copy !req
484. What's the pH at?Copy !req
485. It's a hair over 5.2.Copy !req
486. All right.
I should go.Copy !req
487. Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.Copy !req
488. It's not. Look, dude,Copy !req
489. even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,Copy !req
490. it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.Copy !req
491. Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?Copy !req
492. That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.Copy !req
493. We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.Copy !req
494. Yeah? So, look,Copy !req
495. I want to pitch you an idea.Copy !req
496. The whole kit and caboodle?Copy !req
497. Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
498. Take off those glasses.Copy !req
499. Is there a problem here?Copy !req
500. - Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let youCopy !req
501. talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.Copy !req
502. Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.Copy !req
503. Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.Copy !req
504. - Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power playersCopy !req
505. that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.Copy !req
506. Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.Copy !req
507. Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.Copy !req
508. I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.Copy !req
509. No, that's Neil Bruning.Copy !req
510. He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.Copy !req
511. Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.Copy !req
512. A.J.Copy !req
513. Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?Copy !req
514. We're entrepreneurs.Copy !req
515. All right, last on the agenda:Copy !req
516. the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.Copy !req
517. Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?Copy !req
518. Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.Copy !req
519. To the tune of—Copy !req
520. - Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.Copy !req
521. That is three thousand
and one...Copy !req
522. USD.Copy !req
523. Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.Copy !req
524. In singles?Copy !req
525. Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,Copy !req
526. but the council
will consider all bids,Copy !req
527. proposed or otherwise.Copy !req
528. - Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.Copy !req
529. And the Bravos?Copy !req
530. It looks like a check for...Copy !req
531. $300.Copy !req
532. Well, boys,Copy !req
533. you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.Copy !req
534. What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?Copy !req
535. We have spent the last two hoursCopy !req
536. - trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?Copy !req
537. Here, that's 400 right there.Copy !req
538. 400? Where's the rest?Copy !req
539. I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.Copy !req
540. This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?Copy !req
541. No, Mrs. C-Shut the frick up!Copy !req
542. We went down
to the city council meetingCopy !req
543. and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.Copy !req
544. You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?Copy !req
545. Actually, we bid three.Copy !req
546. And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.Copy !req
547. Supplies and stuff?Copy !req
548. Jean! Hand me that damn phone!Copy !req
549. Hello? Carters.Copy !req
550. Les?Copy !req
551. I just found
a still in my basement.Copy !req
552. The boys are making alcohol.Copy !req
553. I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.Copy !req
554. Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.Copy !req
555. It's a science project.Copy !req
556. Oh, bullshit!Copy !req
557. Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.Copy !req
558. No.Copy !req
559. No. No!Copy !req
560. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
561. Hey, Dad? Can I say something?Copy !req
562. And our lucky 16th callerCopy !req
563. will receive not one,Copy !req
564. but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller liveCopy !req
565. this September
at the Orpheum.Copy !req
566. Again, that's 187-3348Copy !req
567. for the studio line.Copy !req
568. Coming up at the top
of the hour,Copy !req
569. we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.Copy !req
570. How could you?Copy !req
571. That money was for college.Copy !req
572. Or a car.Copy !req
573. Mom...Copy !req
574. Oh, man.Copy !req
575. This place is wrecked.Copy !req
576. It's a... It's a total shithole.Copy !req
577. Yeah.Copy !req
578. But it's our shithole.Copy !req
579. Fuck.Copy !req
580. Where's the fridge?Copy !req
581. How the fuck should I know?Copy !req
582. There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.Copy !req
583. That's a double punch
to the dick.Copy !req
584. Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!Copy !req
585. And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.Copy !req
586. All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.Copy !req
587. We need this fucker
spick-and-spanCopy !req
588. in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.Copy !req
589. Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?Copy !req
590. - Are you for real?
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.Copy !req
592. - Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.Copy !req
593. We don't have a candy
distributor locked.Copy !req
594. No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.Copy !req
595. - What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.Copy !req
596. No, we're not fucked.Copy !req
597. My parents are gonna send me
to military school.Copy !req
598. Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.Copy !req
599. All right, look, have a smoke.Copy !req
600. Okay.Copy !req
601. New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.Copy !req
602. Make some quick cash
to float the first week.Copy !req
603. - You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.Copy !req
604. - Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?Copy !req
605. Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.Copy !req
606. - No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?Copy !req
607. It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.Copy !req
608. God.
You're subhuman.Copy !req
609. You know that, right?Copy !req
610. Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.Copy !req
611. I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.Copy !req
612. Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?Copy !req
613. I'll be back in a flash.Copy !req
614. Again, Mrs. Havercamp,Copy !req
615. we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.Copy !req
616. Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.Copy !req
617. - Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.Copy !req
618. We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.Copy !req
619. Wait, what is all this?Copy !req
620. Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.Copy !req
621. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
622. Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-packCopy !req
623. of milk chocolate Turtles?Copy !req
624. Yo, here's the sitch.Copy !req
625. Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fiftyCopy !req
626. and all this for the paint job.Copy !req
627. - Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
628. Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.Copy !req
629. No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.Copy !req
630. Pings, Callaways.Copy !req
631. Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,Copy !req
634. gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpsterCopy !req
635. behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.Copy !req
636. Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.Copy !req
637. Yeah, okay, I'm in.Copy !req
638. Alrighty, Willy.Copy !req
639. Sold.Copy !req
640. That's insane.Copy !req
641. Yeah, true story.
Come on in.Copy !req
642. - Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.Copy !req
643. Change okay?Copy !req
644. Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.Copy !req
645. Uh, okay, I noticedCopy !req
646. all these Wall Street Journals.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
647. Ah! You want to play the market, huh?Copy !req
648. - Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...Copy !req
649. I've got two words for you.Copy !req
650. Tucson Electric.Copy !req
651. Tucson Electric?Copy !req
652. Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.Copy !req
653. I don't think so, dude.Copy !req
654. Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?Copy !req
655. Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.Copy !req
656. 1985 yellow.Copy !req
657. Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.Copy !req
658. He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.Copy !req
659. I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROICopy !req
660. - into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!Copy !req
661. We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-upsCopy !req
662. on a job we haven't
even started yet.Copy !req
663. Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.Copy !req
664. Hey.Copy !req
665. Shit pig.Copy !req
666. You're looking low.Copy !req
667. Maybe this'll jazz things up.Copy !req
668. What do you think?Copy !req
669. It's hideous.Copy !req
670. Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.Copy !req
671. Wait...Copy !req
672. That's another keeper.Copy !req
673. It tells a story.
Like an evolution.Copy !req
674. An evolution?Copy !req
675. Yeah.Copy !req
676. Cool.Copy !req
677. So, what's your name?Copy !req
678. Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?Copy !req
679. Brooke?Copy !req
680. Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?Copy !req
681. Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.Copy !req
682. Hi, A.J.Copy !req
683. Hey.Copy !req
684. Summer jobs in Hicksville.Copy !req
685. Any ideas?Copy !req
686. I don't do polo shirts
or visors.Copy !req
687. I don't do polo shirts either,
so...Copy !req
688. Hmm, you are flirting with me.Copy !req
689. Oh, uh, can you swim?Copy !req
690. Yeah.Copy !req
691. Smell that?Copy !req
692. On par with pussy.Copy !req
693. Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?Copy !req
694. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
695. Look, is your mom or dad around?Copy !req
696. I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.Copy !req
697. Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.Copy !req
698. I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.Copy !req
699. - No shit.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
700. So check it,
so that's $350 right there,Copy !req
701. but don't sweat the change.Copy !req
702. Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?Copy !req
703. Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.Copy !req
704. All right, here's a little
something for you.Copy !req
705. - Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.Copy !req
706. Hold on to this.Copy !req
707. Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.Copy !req
708. You feel me?Copy !req
709. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
710. What do you mean?Copy !req
711. We're still short,
and you're bleeding out GrantsCopy !req
712. to Dean the delivery guy?Copy !req
713. Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.Copy !req
714. I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.Copy !req
715. I want to get out
of the fucking hole.Copy !req
716. Lip thing.Copy !req
717. Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.Copy !req
718. Fifty-dollar buy-ins.Copy !req
719. We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.Copy !req
720. First week's covered.Copy !req
721. And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team.Copy !req
722. We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.Copy !req
723. You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.Copy !req
724. - You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.Copy !req
725. - Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.Copy !req
726. Sucker's only five years old.Copy !req
727. Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?Copy !req
728. You got our fridge
from the funeral home?Copy !req
729. Yeah. Nuker too.Copy !req
730. Shit was a steal on Party Line.Copy !req
731. Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...Copy !req
732. for a small fee.Copy !req
733. - Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.Copy !req
734. Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.Copy !req
735. I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.Copy !req
736. They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.Copy !req
737. - Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...Copy !req
738. What's up, shit pig?Copy !req
739. Those dance moves
are straight cringe.Copy !req
740. Hmm.Copy !req
741. So is this your little hovel?Copy !req
742. Come on, give me a hand.Copy !req
743. So...Copy !req
744. Talk to your boy yet?Copy !req
745. My... my boy?Copy !req
746. Yeah, about getting me a job?Copy !req
747. All right.Copy !req
748. Show me an armpit tow.Copy !req
749. On that skanky thing?Copy !req
750. Relax, shit pig.Copy !req
751. This doesn't mean
we're going steady.Copy !req
752. Can you stop
calling me that?Copy !req
753. Never.Copy !req
754. This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.Copy !req
755. My daddy's an ex-PJ.Copy !req
756. So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the poolCopy !req
757. at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.Copy !req
758. Holy shit.Copy !req
759. Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.Copy !req
760. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
761. Roger, Wilco.Copy !req
762. For my scrapbook.Copy !req
763. All right.Copy !req
764. Walk me home, shit pig?Copy !req
765. I gotta get back to it.Copy !req
766. Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...Copy !req
767. Got it.Copy !req
768. All right. See ya.Copy !req
769. Inventory to sort?Copy !req
770. That was just sad.Copy !req
771. I fucked up, didn't I?Copy !req
772. Yeah. Big time.Copy !req
773. Oh!Copy !req
774. Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!Copy !req
775. Mm!Copy !req
776. Huh. What is going on here, huh?Copy !req
777. Oh, where did
your little boy go?Copy !req
778. I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.Copy !req
779. - Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.Copy !req
780. Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.Copy !req
781. Two hundred and fifteen daysCopy !req
782. of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.Copy !req
783. Cakewalk City, BFE.Copy !req
784. BFE? Hey, Shane. Watch this.Copy !req
785. Pretty good.Copy !req
786. Hey, another beer, Judge?Copy !req
787. Well, all right.Copy !req
788. Wow.Copy !req
789. Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.Copy !req
790. - Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
791. No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.Copy !req
792. He's 14.Copy !req
793. You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.Copy !req
794. I might've heard something
about that.Copy !req
795. I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,Copy !req
796. because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.Copy !req
797. Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.Copy !req
798. He'd come out a robot.Copy !req
799. He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.Copy !req
800. You know, his father and I
are waiting to seeCopy !req
801. if there's an open slot
this fall.Copy !req
802. Have you seen him
at the pool yet?Copy !req
803. At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.Copy !req
804. He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
805. - Hey there.
- Hey.Copy !req
806. Future BMOC.Copy !req
807. - What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.Copy !req
808. A little birdie said
someone's pledging.Copy !req
809. Yeah, I guess that's the plan.Copy !req
810. Ooh! That's a solid plan.Copy !req
811. But the little birdie
did not mention a major.Copy !req
812. I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?Copy !req
813. Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.Copy !req
814. There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,Copy !req
815. you feel me?Copy !req
816. Yeah.Copy !req
817. - Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.Copy !req
818. - Still on my mind.
- Good answer.Copy !req
819. He's got an eye
on Northwestern.Copy !req
820. Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,Copy !req
821. you let me know.Copy !req
822. Taking notes?Copy !req
823. On what?Copy !req
824. Everything.Copy !req
825. Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.Copy !req
826. You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.Copy !req
827. Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a TCopy !req
828. for the next six years.Copy !req
829. You really pledging
Sigma Chi?Copy !req
830. Fuck no.Copy !req
831. What's all this?Copy !req
832. Oh. Asymmetric warfare.Copy !req
833. Alaska. Next summer.Copy !req
834. You want in?Copy !req
835. I was planning on flying solo,Copy !req
836. but I'd make an exception
in your case.Copy !req
837. No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.Copy !req
838. Oh, don't worry about Jean.Copy !req
839. I'll guilt her into it.Copy !req
840. You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,Copy !req
841. and she knows it.Copy !req
842. Hit that fucker.Copy !req
843. Mm.Copy !req
844. Kenai. Kodiak.Copy !req
845. Denali.Copy !req
846. That's grizzly bear country.Copy !req
847. You chickenshit?Copy !req
848. Hardly.Copy !req
849. So, what's something
like this cost?Copy !req
850. You scrape together a grand
and you're in.Copy !req
851. That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...Copy !req
852. bear spray.Copy !req
853. I'll float gas,
everything else.Copy !req
854. Are you serious?Copy !req
855. As cancer.Copy !req
856. Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.Copy !req
857. What do you say?Copy !req
858. You in or out, Eagle Scout?Copy !req
859. In. Yeah. Big time.Copy !req
860. All right.Copy !req
861. What's that?Copy !req
862. Am I doing this right?Copy !req
863. Not really feeling anything.Copy !req
864. Just give it a sec.Copy !req
865. This is good KB from Iowa City.Copy !req
866. Moose.Copy !req
867. You feeling anything?Copy !req
868. Hold this.Copy !req
869. Thanks.Copy !req
870. Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.Copy !req
871. I think I am starting
to feel something.Copy !req
872. Are you all in?Copy !req
873. Eagle?Copy !req
874. Are you all in?Copy !req
875. Hey, Eagle.Copy !req
876. All you all in?Copy !req
877. Hey.Copy !req
878. Buddy. Are you all in?Copy !req
879. In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.Copy !req
880. I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.Copy !req
881. Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.Copy !req
882. Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?Copy !req
883. Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose. Come on!Copy !req
884. Shit or get off the pot!Copy !req
885. All in.Copy !req
886. My boy's all in.Copy !req
887. A.J., this is literally
everything.Copy !req
888. Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.Copy !req
889. Fuck!Copy !req
890. Oh!Copy !req
891. Holy fuck!Copy !req
892. How the fuck
do you lose?Copy !req
893. Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!Copy !req
894. That's my fucking boy
right there!Copy !req
895. Wait! Hold on! Here it is!Copy !req
896. Fuck you!Copy !req
897. Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?Copy !req
898. Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.Copy !req
899. Go fuck yourself, Shane.Copy !req
900. Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!Copy !req
901. You're fucking walking home.Copy !req
902. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
903. Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah!Copy !req
904. Goddamn Eagle!Copy !req
905. Suck my dick, bitch!Copy !req
906. All right, hold on, bitches!Copy !req
907. Get out of here,
you fucking puke.Copy !req
908. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!Copy !req
909. Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!Copy !req
910. Hello?Copy !req
911. Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?Copy !req
912. It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.Copy !req
913. The pool?Copy !req
914. No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!Copy !req
915. The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.Copy !req
916. Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.Copy !req
917. What?
You gotta bring me ice, dude.Copy !req
918. How am I supposed to bring—?Copy !req
919. Fucking...Copy !req
920. Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.Copy !req
921. Slam this fucker.Copy !req
922. Slam it.Copy !req
923. Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in.Copy !req
924. Buck fifty in 20 minutes.Copy !req
925. - You fucking kidding?
- No!Copy !req
926. Calling it now.Copy !req
927. Thousand-dollar day.Copy !req
928. All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.Copy !req
929. Let's do this shit.Copy !req
930. Who wanted the M&Ms?Copy !req
931. Coke, please.Copy !req
932. Four hunds, baby!Copy !req
933. Yeah!Copy !req
934. Nine-fifty, baby!Copy !req
935. Nine-fifty?Copy !req
936. Nine-fucking-fifty?Copy !req
937. Nine-fifty?Copy !req
938. Moose, I'm all out of ammo!Copy !req
939. Last mag, homey.Copy !req
940. Eleven hundred clams!Copy !req
941. I never doubted you.
You know that, right?Copy !req
942. Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.Copy !req
943. Oh, shit. We got a tank down.Copy !req
944. I'm on it.Copy !req
945. Hey, shit pig.Copy !req
946. Can you float me a Diet Coke?Copy !req
947. Shit pig?Copy !req
948. Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?Copy !req
949. There you go.Copy !req
950. Thanks.Copy !req
951. Cute friend.Copy !req
952. You fucking know
that chick?Copy !req
953. Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!Copy !req
954. Holy fucking shit, dude.Copy !req
955. Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.Copy !req
956. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
957. It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?Copy !req
958. Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.Copy !req
959. Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.Copy !req
960. This is you.Copy !req
961. - Thank you.
- Drop it!Copy !req
962. - This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.Copy !req
963. You cannot have both.Copy !req
964. Fine.Copy !req
965. It's all you.Copy !req
966. Busted, creeper.Copy !req
967. Get the hell out of here, chud!Copy !req
968. God!Copy !req
969. Nice wheels, douchebag!Copy !req
970. Love the wagon,
shit pig.Copy !req
971. - I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.Copy !req
972. Hey.Copy !req
973. Guess who just asked out
the new chick?Copy !req
974. What? No.Copy !req
975. Who? Brooke?Copy !req
976. Is that her name?Copy !req
977. Ah.Copy !req
978. Night swim, baby!Copy !req
979. Mm.Copy !req
980. Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.Copy !req
981. Fuck.Copy !req
982. Here's the kicker, though,Copy !req
983. so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?Copy !req
984. I promised her
we'd double.Copy !req
985. - What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.Copy !req
986. I can't do it, A.J.Copy !req
987. Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.Copy !req
988. It's okay.Copy !req
989. I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.Copy !req
990. I don't know.
It's so high up.Copy !req
991. Hey, I bet you five bucksCopy !req
992. I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.Copy !req
993. - You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?Copy !req
994. Yeah.Copy !req
995. Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?Copy !req
996. I'm not.Copy !req
997. Stop calling me that.Copy !req
998. Shit pig.Copy !req
999. Fuck yeah, girl!Copy !req
1000. That's a one and done!Copy !req
1001. I'm going for it, A.J.Copy !req
1002. Whoo!Copy !req
1003. Ow.You okay?Copy !req
1004. What are you doing?Copy !req
1005. Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.Copy !req
1006. Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?Copy !req
1007. What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.Copy !req
1008. Okay. Stop!Copy !req
1009. Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.Copy !req
1010. What the fuck?Copy !req
1011. Just back it up. Leah.Copy !req
1012. Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!Copy !req
1013. Fuck you, bitch! Fucking bitch!Copy !req
1014. Who the fuck?Copy !req
1015. Fucking pussies!Copy !req
1016. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1017. Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.Copy !req
1018. - Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?Copy !req
1019. - Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.Copy !req
1020. - What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1021. - Stay there one second.
- All right.Copy !req
1022. Three, two, one.Copy !req
1023. Fuck you!Copy !req
1024. Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.Copy !req
1025. - That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.Copy !req
1026. That's not a fucking cop.Copy !req
1027. Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.Copy !req
1028. Guys, left.Copy !req
1029. Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.Copy !req
1030. Come on.Copy !req
1031. 5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.Copy !req
1032. We have four...Copy !req
1033. A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.Copy !req
1034. Okay.Copy !req
1035. Just stay here, okay?Copy !req
1036. A.J.Copy !req
1037. Moose?Copy !req
1038. Brooke!Copy !req
1039. Holy shit!Copy !req
1040. Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!Copy !req
1041. All right, back up.
Make some lines.Copy !req
1042. Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.Copy !req
1043. Handle this shit, dude.Copy !req
1044. Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.Copy !req
1045. Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.Copy !req
1046. - Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.Copy !req
1047. - Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?Copy !req
1048. Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?Copy !req
1049. I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,Copy !req
1050. and a Diet Coke.Copy !req
1051. Can I have a hot dog?Copy !req
1052. Give me a hot dog, kid.Copy !req
1053. The fuck dogs,
they cost more?Copy !req
1054. Seventy-five cents more.Copy !req
1055. - Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
1056. Heyo!Copy !req
1057. - Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?Copy !req
1058. Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1059. What's this goob
talking about?Copy !req
1060. Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.Copy !req
1061. Charge them 75 cents more.Copy !req
1062. That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.Copy !req
1063. Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.Copy !req
1064. Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!Copy !req
1065. Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!Copy !req
1066. Whoo!Copy !req
1067. - You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.Copy !req
1068. I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.Copy !req
1069. No fucking way.Copy !req
1070. - Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.Copy !req
1071. We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.Copy !req
1072. Cute. Now give me back my buck.Copy !req
1073. Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.Copy !req
1074. - Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?Copy !req
1075. You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?Copy !req
1076. You fucking idiot.Copy !req
1077. Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!Copy !req
1078. Fucking fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
1079. Get the fuck off me,
you fucking—Copy !req
1080. Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!Copy !req
1081. All right, that's it.Copy !req
1082. - That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!Copy !req
1083. You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.Copy !req
1084. Fuck off! Just let go!Copy !req
1085. Hey, dick bag!Copy !req
1086. Oh!Copy !req
1087. Fucking nice one, Eagle.Copy !req
1088. Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.Copy !req
1089. All right, clean it,
Carmichael.Copy !req
1090. Suck my nuts!Copy !req
1091. Clean it.Copy !req
1092. There you go.Copy !req
1093. That was fucking epic, dude.Copy !req
1094. Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.Copy !req
1095. All right.Copy !req
1096. This'll cover supplies.Copy !req
1097. This is me.
This is you.Copy !req
1098. Fucking A.Copy !req
1099. Look at all this scratch.Copy !req
1100. Fifteen hundos right there.Copy !req
1101. But we better find a way
to hide some of this shitCopy !req
1102. if we want to fuck around
this fall.Copy !req
1103. The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.Copy !req
1104. - Do they?
- Hell no.Copy !req
1105. They think this whole thing's
a shit show.Copy !req
1106. Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.Copy !req
1107. You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.Copy !req
1108. - We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.Copy !req
1109. It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
1110. - I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?Copy !req
1111. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
1112. Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.Copy !req
1113. Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.Copy !req
1114. You didn't clear that with me.Copy !req
1115. I don't need
to clear that with you.Copy !req
1116. Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?Copy !req
1117. Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.Copy !req
1118. We could triple
what we stick in...Copy !req
1119. Oh, shit—Copy !req
1120. That's what you get,
you fucking preps.Copy !req
1121. Why?Copy !req
1122. - That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.Copy !req
1123. And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.Copy !req
1124. I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.Copy !req
1125. What a couple of clits.Copy !req
1126. Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.Copy !req
1127. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1128. But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.Copy !req
1129. I'm fucking serious.Copy !req
1130. They got lucky
with that ambush.Copy !req
1131. Tucson Electric. You coming?Copy !req
1132. It's your scene.Copy !req
1133. I'll stew on it.Copy !req
1134. All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.Copy !req
1135. Yeah.Copy !req
1136. Hey, shit pig.
You paint?Copy !req
1137. What? Curbs?Copy !req
1138. Curbs?Copy !req
1139. No, bitch. Toes.Copy !req
1140. You're not very good at this.Copy !req
1141. That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.Copy !req
1142. Not this tiny little brush.Copy !req
1143. You okay?Copy !req
1144. You look a little wrecked.Copy !req
1145. Yeah, I'm all right.Copy !req
1146. So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?Copy !req
1147. Guess I've just been busy
with work.Copy !req
1148. Busy, huh?Copy !req
1149. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1150. Moose talk about me?Copy !req
1151. To me?Copy !req
1152. No. Not really.Copy !req
1153. I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.Copy !req
1154. Moose is fun.Copy !req
1155. Pretty good kisser.Copy !req
1156. But he's not really my type.Copy !req
1157. You know?Copy !req
1158. Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.Copy !req
1159. Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.Copy !req
1160. I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?Copy !req
1161. Pass me that Minolta.Copy !req
1162. Now what?Copy !req
1163. Cotton balls, shit pig.Copy !req
1164. Who saved room
for banana cream pie?Copy !req
1165. I call the big piece.Copy !req
1166. Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.Copy !req
1167. I have an announcement.Copy !req
1168. - An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1169. That's 3,100.Copy !req
1170. That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.Copy !req
1171. Give him the big piece.Copy !req
1172. Dad!Copy !req
1173. - Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...Copy !req
1174. This is for you and Mom.Copy !req
1175. What is it?Copy !req
1176. Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.Copy !req
1177. Are you fricking kidding me?Copy !req
1178. Center aisle.
The third row.Copy !req
1179. Oh!Copy !req
1180. Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.Copy !req
1181. I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.Copy !req
1182. What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?Copy !req
1183. Huh?
It's Friday night.Copy !req
1184. Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.Copy !req
1185. No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.Copy !req
1186. Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?Copy !req
1187. No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.Copy !req
1188. Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.Copy !req
1189. What?
Now you're hanging up?Copy !req
1190. Hello? Carters.
Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.Copy !req
1191. Jesus.Copy !req
1192. Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1193. That there your husband
downstairs...?Copy !req
1194. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
1195. Hey, shit pig. You awake?Copy !req
1196. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1197. What are you doing?Copy !req
1198. What are you doing?Copy !req
1199. Yo, perverts! Get in.Copy !req
1200. Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.Copy !req
1201. I thought you were staying in, bitch.Copy !req
1202. Dog-assed tired, huh?Copy !req
1203. Cops! Fucking run!Copy !req
1204. Oh, shit. Fuck!Copy !req
1205. Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.Copy !req
1206. Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.Copy !req
1207. Come on.Copy !req
1208. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1209. Shit.Copy !req
1210. Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.Copy !req
1211. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1212. I don't do tight spaces.Copy !req
1213. Shut up.
We're about to get popped.Copy !req
1214. You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.Copy !req
1215. Both of you,
shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1216. Shh! Check it.Copy !req
1217. I can't fucking do this...Copy !req
1218. - Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.Copy !req
1219. Stop fucking talking. Hey.Copy !req
1220. You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?Copy !req
1221. Oh... oh, fuck.Copy !req
1222. Shh!Copy !req
1223. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
1224. Here you go, kid.Copy !req
1225. What are you looking at?Copy !req
1226. Nothing.Copy !req
1227. What are you looking at?Copy !req
1228. Nothing.Copy !req
1229. This some kind of lover's spat?Copy !req
1230. - What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.Copy !req
1231. Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.Copy !req
1232. Here.Copy !req
1233. Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.Copy !req
1234. No, hey.Copy !req
1235. You're not my fucking boss, okay?Copy !req
1236. You do it.Copy !req
1237. Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.Copy !req
1238. I don't care.Copy !req
1239. You going to, uh,
the party tonight?Copy !req
1240. - What party?
- Brooke's party.Copy !req
1241. It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.Copy !req
1242. What is that shit?Copy !req
1243. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1244. A jewelry box
from Martin's?Copy !req
1245. Really?Copy !req
1246. Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,Copy !req
1247. but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.Copy !req
1248. What? Yeah.Copy !req
1249. - Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.Copy !req
1250. She totally jerked me off.Copy !req
1251. Fucking grade A too.Copy !req
1252. Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.Copy !req
1253. You were right there. Yo, Moose.Copy !req
1254. Bring me a DP.Copy !req
1255. I got you.Copy !req
1256. One large Dr Pepper, please.Copy !req
1257. Yeah.Copy !req
1258. Lip thing.Copy !req
1259. Mister, you got a Nut Roll?Copy !req
1260. Fuck off, kid.Copy !req
1261. - For you.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
1262. What do you think?Copy !req
1263. I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?Copy !req
1264. - My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.Copy !req
1265. I'm not gonna calm down.Copy !req
1266. I demand to speak
with your manager.Copy !req
1267. I am the manager.Copy !req
1268. - Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.Copy !req
1269. Your fucking kid's bullshit too,Copy !req
1270. and you're both
making me nauseous.Copy !req
1271. Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?Copy !req
1272. What the fuck?Copy !req
1273. Hey, hang tight, lady.Copy !req
1274. I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.Copy !req
1275. Hey, shit pig. You okay?Copy !req
1276. Yeah, I'm good.It's three o'clock.Copy !req
1277. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
1278. Just giving you spaceCopy !req
1279. for all your fucking handjobs!Copy !req
1280. Get in.Copy !req
1281. How's that runza?Copy !req
1282. All right, I guess.Copy !req
1283. Want some rings?Copy !req
1284. No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.Copy !req
1285. When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.Copy !req
1286. You want a little advice, homey?Copy !req
1287. What?Copy !req
1288. Make a move.Copy !req
1289. Any move.Copy !req
1290. Brooke isn't into Moose.Copy !req
1291. She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.Copy !req
1292. You ever make a move?Copy !req
1293. Like on a lady friend?Copy !req
1294. Yeah.Copy !req
1295. Almost.Copy !req
1296. You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.Copy !req
1297. For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.Copy !req
1298. That was all in his head,
shit pig.Copy !req
1299. I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only wayCopy !req
1300. I could get you two pussies
to shut up.Copy !req
1301. I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.Copy !req
1302. Moose!Copy !req
1303. Moose!Copy !req
1304. Moose! Come on!Copy !req
1305. Come on, let's talk!Copy !req
1306. Moose! Come on, dude.Copy !req
1307. Come on.Copy !req
1308. Let's just fucking talk.Copy !req
1309. Get the fuck away from me.Copy !req
1310. I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.Copy !req
1311. No one's manning
the Snack Shack.Copy !req
1312. Are you going in?Copy !req
1313. I'm sick.Copy !req
1314. Well, what about Moose?Copy !req
1315. Hey.Copy !req
1316. Dude, what the fuck happened?Copy !req
1317. Take a wild guess.Copy !req
1318. Here.Copy !req
1319. You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?Copy !req
1320. - What, like shifts?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1321. We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.Copy !req
1322. - You get the next.
- Moose!Copy !req
1323. Fuck.Copy !req
1324. Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?Copy !req
1325. Yeah.Copy !req
1326. Hey, shit pig.Copy !req
1327. How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?Copy !req
1328. I waited for you all night.Copy !req
1329. So you want to ditch
this pop standCopy !req
1330. and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?Copy !req
1331. - My treat.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
1332. Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.Copy !req
1333. Want to hear it again?Copy !req
1334. Wait, are you being serious
right now?Copy !req
1335. It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.Copy !req
1336. - Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.Copy !req
1337. Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.Copy !req
1338. I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.Copy !req
1339. Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,Copy !req
1340. tell her you're staying
with Moose.Copy !req
1341. - What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.Copy !req
1342. Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1343. Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!Copy !req
1344. - All right! There we go.
- God!Copy !req
1345. You've been busting your ass
all summer.Copy !req
1346. It's time to fucking unwind.Copy !req
1347. Heads up, Eagle.Copy !req
1348. Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?Copy !req
1349. You gonna spill or what?Copy !req
1350. She lied to me.Copy !req
1351. She lied to you?Copy !req
1352. Yeah.Copy !req
1353. I caught her red-handed.Copy !req
1354. Doesn't sound like homegirl.Copy !req
1355. She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.Copy !req
1356. And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giantCopy !req
1357. out on the porch.Copy !req
1358. Flattop?Copy !req
1359. Yeah.Copy !req
1360. - Green Duster?
- Exactly.Copy !req
1361. What?Copy !req
1362. Oh, dude.Copy !req
1363. The jarhead's her brother.Copy !req
1364. Fuck.Copy !req
1365. Fuck!Copy !req
1366. Oh, fucking A, Eagle.Copy !req
1367. Just let me explain.Copy !req
1368. - Come on.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
1369. Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.Copy !req
1370. I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen—Copy !req
1371. No, thanks.Copy !req
1372. Want to hear it again?Copy !req
1373. Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?Copy !req
1374. Sure. Just one.Copy !req
1375. What's up, A-Jams?Copy !req
1376. Hey, Shan.Copy !req
1377. Stop.Copy !req
1378. Isn't she a sophomore?Copy !req
1379. Junior.Copy !req
1380. So how did you
get to know her?Copy !req
1381. That's Donny's older sister.Copy !req
1382. Well, I would think
that you would—Copy !req
1383. Oh, my God, Jeanie!Copy !req
1384. You scared the heck out of me.Copy !req
1385. Sherry! How are you doing?Copy !req
1386. Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?Copy !req
1387. It has.Copy !req
1388. I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.Copy !req
1389. Oh! Your hair.Copy !req
1390. I know.Copy !req
1391. It was time for a change.Copy !req
1392. Oh, it's so full.Copy !req
1393. Almost like a Kay Orr thing.Copy !req
1394. - I love it.
- Aw!Copy !req
1395. Thank you.Copy !req
1396. What's going on?Copy !req
1397. You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?Copy !req
1398. What sleepover?Copy !req
1399. - Really?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1400. Happy early birthday, asshole.Copy !req
1401. Got you a little
something-something.Copy !req
1402. You want to lunch it
at Babe's?Copy !req
1403. How about a rain check?Copy !req
1404. I still gotta do
the whole backyard.Copy !req
1405. How's the weather over there?Copy !req
1406. Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.Copy !req
1407. Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.Copy !req
1408. I'll swing by later.Copy !req
1409. See if you want to get stupid.Copy !req
1410. Word. Thanks, homey.Copy !req
1411. Peace offering, shit pig.Copy !req
1412. For your box stall.Copy !req
1413. - Wow.
- I know.Copy !req
1414. It's probably
the only portrait of myselfCopy !req
1415. I can actually stomach.Copy !req
1416. So...Copy !req
1417. Is anyone up
in this bitch?Copy !req
1418. Uh, no.Copy !req
1419. Sooey!Copy !req
1420. You ever make out
to Combat Shock?Copy !req
1421. Right at that moment,Copy !req
1422. I knew what had to be done.Copy !req
1423. It was all coming back to me.Copy !req
1424. A revelation
that hit me like a bullet.Copy !req
1425. Bullets.
This chick was armed.Copy !req
1426. I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.Copy !req
1427. Where's the gun?Copy !req
1428. I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
1429. So, no grass carping, okay?Copy !req
1430. Yeah. What?Copy !req
1431. My dad got his orders.Copy !req
1432. We're shipping out to Ramstein.Copy !req
1433. Ramstein?Copy !req
1434. Germany.Copy !req
1435. When?Copy !req
1436. Next week.Copy !req
1437. Next week? I...Copy !req
1438. You're grass carping.Copy !req
1439. I got a question.Copy !req
1440. Yeah?Copy !req
1441. Do you have a condom?Copy !req
1442. Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.Copy !req
1443. Awkward.Copy !req
1444. Maybe he's just
grabbing something.Copy !req
1445. Shh.Copy !req
1446. A.J.? Hey, Dad, don't come in here!Copy !req
1447. Oh. Um...Copy !req
1448. We need to talk.Copy !req
1449. Downstairs.Copy !req
1450. - See you, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1451. Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.Copy !req
1452. What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?Copy !req
1453. Um...Copy !req
1454. I just got a call...Copy !req
1455. from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.Copy !req
1456. There was an accident out on 75.Copy !req
1457. Shane got killed.Copy !req
1458. What?Copy !req
1459. I just saw him.Copy !req
1460. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
1461. Get in.Copy !req
1462. What the fuck?Copy !req
1463. What the fuck?Copy !req
1464. Hey.Copy !req
1465. Hey.Copy !req
1466. Thought you said
that we were dry.Copy !req
1467. No, man, this is it.Copy !req
1468. Last two. I found a...Copy !req
1469. a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.Copy !req
1470. Mm. Nativity set?Copy !req
1471. Yeah.Copy !req
1472. I did pound
the other four, though.Copy !req
1473. That's fair.Copy !req
1474. Moose?Copy !req
1475. Are we cool?Copy !req
1476. Yeah, man.Copy !req
1477. We're cool.Copy !req
1478. Cool.Copy !req
1479. Fuck off, animals!Copy !req
1480. We're having a moment!Copy !req
1481. Fuck.Copy !req
1482. Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.Copy !req
1483. Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.Copy !req
1484. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1485. Hmm.Copy !req
1486. All right, are you ready?Copy !req
1487. Yeah.Copy !req
1488. Yeah, let's make some dough.Copy !req
1489. Wait.Copy !req
1490. There's no glass on deck.Copy !req
1491. So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.Copy !req
1492. Yeah? What kind of ideas?Copy !req
1493. How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.Copy !req
1494. - Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!Copy !req
1495. Hundred percent.Copy !req
1496. Two fucking lines, goobs!Copy !req
1497. Give me two fucking lines!Copy !req
1498. - Right now!
- My turn! My turn!Copy !req
1499. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
1500. Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?Copy !req
1501. Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.Copy !req
1502. What happened to Tuesday?Copy !req
1503. When the AF says jump,
he jumps.Copy !req
1504. In two minutes,
we're taillights.Copy !req
1505. Just gotta hit the head.Copy !req
1506. Roger, Wilco.Copy !req
1507. Two minutes?Copy !req
1508. Here.Copy !req
1509. Take it.Copy !req
1510. What is it?Copy !req
1511. Open it, dum-dum.Copy !req
1512. A hanky?Copy !req
1513. So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.Copy !req
1514. One more thing.Copy !req
1515. I, um... I printed it
last night.Copy !req
1516. We don't say "goodbye."Copy !req
1517. Just...Copy !req
1518. "see you later."Copy !req
1519. Let's move out.Copy !req
1520. Another keeper.Copy !req
1521. See ya, A.J.Copy !req
1522. See ya.Copy !req