1. In the beginning,Copy !req
2. the universe
was in perfect balance,Copy !req
3. kept in peace and harmony
by four magic books.Copy !req
4. The Alliance of Evil Wizards
made it their missionCopy !req
5. to capture these booksCopy !req
6. and shroud the universe
in darkness.Copy !req
7. One of the books,Copy !req
8. called Jaunty Grimoire,
got away.Copy !req
9. That's me! Cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
10. Ze magic book!
Where is it?Copy !req
11. Find it at once!Copy !req
12. She was rescued byCopy !req
13. a group of
mighty blue guardians.Copy !req
14. Those evil wizards
won't get you.Copy !req
15. I've got her, Ron.
You're safe with us,
little one.Copy !req
16. They swore
to protect the magic book.Copy !req
17. The fate of the universe
depended on it.Copy !req
18. So they hid her away
in a secret location.Copy !req
19. Now shh! Don't tell anyone.Copy !req
20. I'm in Smurf Village!Copy !req
21. Check this out.Copy !req
22. Come on, No Name.Copy !req
23. Ha! Now that's what I call
a banger!Copy !req
24. Great job, Smurfs!Copy !req
25. Yay for us!Copy !req
26. A few timing issues,Copy !req
27. but you almost had it
this time, No Name.Copy !req
28. Same time, same place tomorrow!Copy !req
29. Adding it to the calendar,
Papa Smurf.Copy !req
30. Thank you, Calendar Smurf.Copy !req
31. Isn't it grandCopy !req
32. living in a place
where everyone has a thing!Copy !req
33. Excuse me?Copy !req
34. Oh, you stepped in it now,
Papa.Copy !req
35. Papa Smurf!
Quick follow-up, if I may.Copy !req
36. And here we go.Copy !req
37. I still don't have a "thing."Copy !req
38. And a quick follow-up
to the follow-up:Copy !req
39. Don't you think
that that's a bit odd?Copy !req
40. Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.Copy !req
41. I smash things.Copy !req
42. And Worry Smurf worries.Copy !req
43. You know, maybe everybody else
just doesn't worry enough.Copy !req
44. And Brainy is...
Hmm.Copy !req
45. really smart.Copy !req
46. And Grouchy is...
Don't even say it.Copy !req
47. And there's
Camouflage Smurf.Copy !req
48. I'm right here.Copy !req
49. Out-of-Focus Smurf.
Clumsy Smurf.Copy !req
50. Way-Back-There Smurf.Copy !req
51. I'm way over here.Copy !req
52. Handlebar Moustache Smurf.Copy !req
53. Quiet Smurf.Copy !req
54. What did he say?
I have no idea.Copy !req
55. But do you see
what I'm saying, Papa?Copy !req
56. Well, you're No Name.
That's a thing.Copy !req
57. Is it, though?Copy !req
58. 'Cause if my thing is
my distinct absence of a thing,Copy !req
59. I'm actually...Copy !req
60. nothing.Copy !req
61. Hey, Sound Effect Smurf,
can you back off?Copy !req
62. Even he's got a thing.Copy !req
63. And he's only been here
since Tuesday.Copy !req
64. Oh, I wouldn't worry
about it too much, No Name.Copy !req
65. Some Smurfs just take
a little more timeCopy !req
66. to find their thing.Copy !req
67. It's in there.Copy !req
68. You just got to find a way
to let it out.Copy !req
69. I've been thinking.Copy !req
70. We don't have a Magic Smurf
around here.Copy !req
71. Maybe that could be my thing.Copy !req
72. Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.Copy !req
73. But I'm sure there's
something else for you.Copy !req
74. Hey, List-Making Smurf.Copy !req
75. What's left
on our giant list ofCopy !req
76. Things-to-Try-to-Find-
No-Name-a-Name list?Copy !req
77. Well, let's see, Papa.Copy !req
78. Okay, to date we've tried...Copy !req
79. 10,248 things.Copy !req
80. How many do we have left?Copy !req
81. Um... two. Clog making and...
Ooh.Copy !req
82. shark taming.Copy !req
83. Well, that's wonderful news!
Let's try clog making.Copy !req
84. That's a great idea,
Papa Smurf.Copy !req
85. Right, Smurfs?Copy !req
86. Yeah!Copy !req
87. I guess I could learn
to like clogs.Copy !req
88. Just take your time, No Name.
Don't rush it.Copy !req
89. I'll just be right here.
You got this.Copy !req
90. If you could make something
with a square toe,Copy !req
91. that'd be great. Thanks.Copy !req
92. Aw.
Ugh! Terrible clog!Copy !req
93. You know,
there's always shark taming.Copy !req
94. That one's already taken.Copy !req
95. Oh. That's too bad.Copy !req
96. Hey, I have a great idea!Copy !req
97. Let's go pick
some Smurfberries.Copy !req
98. It's hard to feel bad with
a sack full of Smurfberries.Copy !req
99. Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,Copy !req
100. there is a gnawing emptiness
inside meCopy !req
101. that all the Smurfberries
in the land couldn't fill.Copy !req
102. It's hard to be
the odd Smurf out.Copy !req
103. I think I might know
a little somethingCopy !req
104. about that feeling.Copy !req
105. What do you mean?Copy !req
106. Well, I'm the only Smurf
created out of a block of clayCopy !req
107. by our mortal enemy,
the evil wizard GargamelCopy !req
108. in the hopes of luring
all Smurfs to their doom.Copy !req
109. I mean, that was a lot
for me to process.Copy !req
110. So how do you handle that,
Smurfette?Copy !req
111. Well, I just think about
all the friends who love meCopy !req
112. and that I love back.Copy !req
113. And I get the strength
to keep on keeping on.Copy !req
114. You'll find your thing,
No Name. So don't give up.Copy !req
115. Thanks, Smurfette.
I cherish us.Copy !req
116. I cherish us too... infinity!Copy !req
117. I cherish you infinity times
infinity plus one.Copy !req
118. It's not a competition.Copy !req
119. But if it was, I'd cherish youCopy !req
120. infinity times infinityCopy !req
121. plus one times pi
times infinity,Copy !req
122. and I'd win.Copy !req
123. Smurfette's right.Copy !req
124. I need to stop dwelling
on what I don't haveCopy !req
125. and start dwelling
on what I do.Copy !req
126. But why is that
so hard for me?Copy !req
127. I wish I had my own thing.Copy !req
128. Aw, poor thing.Copy !req
129. It's in you.
You just need a little help.Copy !req
130. Uh— What's happening? Whoa!Copy !req
131. Huh?Copy !req
132. What the shell?Copy !req
133. Sorry!Copy !req
134. Quick question:
What's going on?Copy !req
135. Um, well,
I wished for a thing and...Copy !req
136. You got magic!Copy !req
137. Smurfette!Copy !req
138. Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!Copy !req
139. You seem to have
a bee in your bonnet.Copy !req
140. What's on your mind, No Name?Copy !req
141. It took 10,248 tries,
but I did it.Copy !req
142. I finally found my thing.Copy !req
143. Well, that's fantastic!
What is it?Copy !req
144. I know you said Smurfs
can't do magic.Copy !req
145. But I can.Copy !req
146. It's the thing I really wanted!Copy !req
147. Wait,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
148. He never stopped trying
to find his thingCopy !req
149. and I'm so proud.Copy !req
150. Show him!Copy !req
151. Okay, um...
let's see, uh...Copy !req
152. Va-va-voom!Copy !req
153. That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
154. Stop!Copy !req
155. Sire, it's Joel! It's Joel!Copy !req
156. We found Smurf Village!Copy !req
157. Huh? Smurf Village?Copy !req
158. Wonderful, Joel!
How did we do that?Copy !req
159. There was an energy pulse
detectedCopy !req
160. on our energy-pulse detector.Copy !req
161. Shall I send in your brother?Copy !req
162. Gargamel? Absolutely not.Copy !req
163. That imbecile
will only get in the way.Copy !req
164. Just initiate
extraction measures.Copy !req
165. Yes, Lord Razamel. Most evil.Copy !req
166. What is that?Copy !req
167. He found us.Copy !req
168. There's so much
I didn't tell you.Copy !req
169. Your Smurf location
hath been acquired!Copy !req
170. Everyone, listen to me!Copy !req
171. Your lives
are in terrible danger!Copy !req
172. Smurf Village
isn't safe anymore!Copy !req
173. We have an emergency planCopy !req
174. in case
this very thing happened.Copy !req
175. Find Ken.Copy !req
176. Finekin? What does that mean?Copy !req
177. Find Ken!Copy !req
178. Oh, no, Papa's gone!Copy !req
179. Who will protect us now?Copy !req
180. Why?Copy !req
181. Wait, wait!
Everybody calm down.Copy !req
182. We need to be rational here.Copy !req
183. There's only one evil wizard
who would do this.Copy !req
184. Gargamel.Copy !req
185. No Name, use your magic
to find Gargamel.Copy !req
186. That is not your greatest idea.
I just got Papa Smurfnapped!Copy !req
187. Just focus. Concentrate.Copy !req
188. Okay. Gargamel.
Gargamel. Gargamel.Copy !req
189. Success!Copy !req
190. My sweet Azrael,
what sound do you thinkCopy !req
191. a Smurf makes
right before he expires?Copy !req
192. That's
the sound I imagined, too.Copy !req
193. You're such a delight,
my furry angel.Copy !req
194. Gargamel!
Yes? Huh?Copy !req
195. Did you just speak human,
Azrael?Copy !req
196. Show thyself!Copy !req
197. Oh, it's Smurf Village.Copy !req
198. Oh, no,
not the evil wizard Gargamel.Copy !req
199. Look, Azrael,
a poor abandoned Smurf.Copy !req
200. Let's smoosh it.Copy !req
201. Ha-ha. Sucker.Copy !req
202. Huh?Copy !req
203. All right, Gargamel.
Spill the beans.Copy !req
204. What did you do with Papa?
Papa? Nothing!Copy !req
205. Release me from this cage
at once!Copy !req
206. Something tells me you're
not telling us everything.Copy !req
207. You got Papa snatched.Copy !req
208. If I had Papa Smurf,Copy !req
209. I'd be gloating about it
right now.Copy !req
210. Well, maybe we should give him
a makeover he'll never forget.Copy !req
211. Hey, Smurfs!
Hey, Clumsy.Copy !req
212. Guys!Copy !req
213. Is this—Copy !req
214. Is this any—Copy !req
215. It's just—Copy !req
216. Didn't Papa say to find Ken?Copy !req
217. "Spin this track
from beginning to endCopy !req
218. Through this portal
you'll find Ken."Copy !req
219. Thank you, Clumsy.
You're welcome.Copy !req
220. No Name, this is how
we're gonna get Papa back.Copy !req
221. Let's do it.Copy !req
222. This is not going to end well.Copy !req
223. I hate being eaten
by a grammy-phone.Copy !req
224. Run away!Copy !req
225. Whoa.
Whoa!Copy !req
226. Whoa.Copy !req
227. What's happening?Copy !req
228. We're obviously in some kind
of non-Newtonian portal.Copy !req
229. Where is it taking us?Copy !req
230. To the land of Ken.Copy !req
231. Whoa. Whoo!Copy !req
232. Whoa.Copy !req
233. Smurfette?
I'm here! Hefty?Copy !req
234. Here! Worry?Copy !req
235. Here. Brainy?
Present. Vanity?Copy !req
236. Here! Grouchy?Copy !req
237. Here. Unfortunately.Copy !req
238. Where are all the mushrooms
and Smurfberries?Copy !req
239. Where are we?Copy !req
240. It's Paris.Copy !req
241. How do you know that,
Smurfette?Copy !req
242. Je ne sais pas.Copy !req
243. Je ne saiswhat now?
Uh, I'm not really sure.Copy !req
244. Let's just stick to the plan.
Find Ken, save Papa.Copy !req
245. Let's go, Smurfs.Copy !req
246. And Turtle.Copy !req
247. And Turtle. Sorry.Copy !req
248. Hello, fellow wizard membersCopy !req
249. of the Evil Alliance.Copy !req
250. We cannot hear you.Copy !req
251. Oh, oopsies. Sorry,
I was just, um, inquiring:Copy !req
252. Did you all have fun weekends?
Cut the codswallop, Razamel!Copy !req
253. We can't link
our four books together,Copy !req
254. erase all goodness
and shroud the universeCopy !req
255. in a cloud
of Dark Magic foreverCopy !req
256. if we only have three books!Copy !req
257. That's just Logic 101.Copy !req
258. Yes, and I feel
terrible about that,Copy !req
259. and that's why
I'm super excitedCopy !req
260. to share some great news
with the council.Copy !req
261. Ah! You have your magic book?Copy !req
262. Well, no, not that great.
But I am so close.Copy !req
263. He says that
every time, you know?Copy !req
264. It's been 106 years!Copy !req
265. And Razamel,Copy !req
266. how much longer
do we have to wait for you?Copy !req
267. Do we need to replace you,
Razamel?Copy !req
268. No! Please, no!
Sire, a word?Copy !req
269. Joel, I'm on
a very important Zoom.Copy !req
270. It's them, sire.Copy !req
271. Who them?
The them.Copy !req
272. Quick bathroom break,
ladies and gents.Copy !req
273. Thank you!Copy !req
274. We're one step closer
to total evil dominance!Copy !req
275. Huzzah for the bad guys!Copy !req
276. Huzzah, I say!Copy !req
277. Yes, sire. Huzzah, indeed.Copy !req
278. Why did we design the Zoom roomCopy !req
279. so far away
from my evil lair, Joel?Copy !req
280. Well, that's where
your laptop is, my lord.Copy !req
281. My podcast
microphones are set upCopy !req
282. in the Zoom room, Joel!Copy !req
283. Why wouldn't I use my podcast
microphones for my Zooms?Copy !req
284. Yes! Papa!Copy !req
285. One hundred years
in the making.Copy !req
286. He hid, I seeked, and I won!Copy !req
287. You've won nothing, Razamel.Copy !req
288. Oh, really?
Who's in a jar in my evil lair?Copy !req
289. Hmm? Hmm?Copy !req
290. Where's the book?
Um... shoot.Copy !req
291. I don't know. I saw Papa,
and I grabbed him.Copy !req
292. Maybe it's in his pocket?Copy !req
293. Look at him, Joel.Copy !req
294. He's... He's the size of
a slice of apple pie.Copy !req
295. Would a book fitCopy !req
296. into a miniature
man's pockets, Joel?Copy !req
297. Uh, honestly, it would depend
on how big his pants were.Copy !req
298. Oh, go back
from whence you grabbed himCopy !req
299. and find that book! Now!Copy !req
300. Yes, sire.Copy !req
301. It's good to see you,
Papa Smurf.Copy !req
302. I cannot say the same.Copy !req
303. Ah, I've got something!Copy !req
304. In the same portal
that picked up Papa Smurf.Copy !req
305. Seize it, Joel!Copy !req
306. Bring that magic book
back to me.Copy !req
307. Yes... yes... yes!Copy !req
308. What is this wretched place?Copy !req
309. Gargamel?Copy !req
310. Razamel, you found me!Copy !req
311. I knew you wouldn't leave your
own brother stranded forever!Copy !req
312. Oh, I missed you so much!Copy !req
313. Uh, yes, yes.
Reunited, and it feels so good.Copy !req
314. Oh, and you're the one
who took Papa Smurf.Copy !req
315. Well, all right, all right.Copy !req
316. Well done, baby bro.Copy !req
317. Too bad you didn't
get the rest of the Smurfs.Copy !req
318. And you never will.Copy !req
319. My Smurfs are hidden away,
safe and secure.Copy !req
320. What did you do, Hefty?Copy !req
321. I just asked 'em where Ken was!Copy !req
322. I don't think they speak Smurf.Copy !req
323. Don't bite my face!Copy !req
324. Actually, a dog's bark
is worse than its bite.Copy !req
325. This way!Copy !req
326. Watch out! It's
a killer brush death machine!Copy !req
327. I'm a bird! A beautiful bird.Copy !req
328. Who are these guys?
City Smurfs.Copy !req
329. - Salut!
- My name's Moxie.Copy !req
330. And we're the International
Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.Copy !req
331. Paris Division.Copy !req
332. Ooh. That sounds important.
It is.Copy !req
333. What kind of Smurfs are you?Copy !req
334. Um, we are...Copy !req
335. the standard kind.Copy !req
336. Smurf Village Division.Copy !req
337. Smurf Village? Where's Papa?Copy !req
338. That's why we're here.
He told us to find Ken.Copy !req
339. We'll take you to him.Copy !req
340. We got you.
Follow us. Hup, hup, hup.Copy !req
341. Ken's inside the discotheque.Copy !req
342. Get across the dance floor.Copy !req
343. Avoid feet!Copy !req
344. Almost there.
Almost where?Copy !req
345. See you on the other side.Copy !req
346. Wee!Copy !req
347. So, where's Ken?Copy !req
348. I'm right here.Copy !req
349. Let me guess.
Papa Smurf's in trouble.Copy !req
350. How did you know that?
I'm Papa Smurf's brother.Copy !req
351. We had a planCopy !req
352. in case the worst thing
in the world ever happened.Copy !req
353. And it looks like it just did.Copy !req
354. Oh.Copy !req
355. Uh, sorry about the mask.Copy !req
356. I was just doing
a quick exfoliation.Copy !req
357. I never have time
for self-care.Copy !req
358. I always make time.Copy !req
359. Is the book safe?Copy !req
360. What are you talking about?Copy !req
361. Papa never told you
about the magic book?Copy !req
362. Pardon me, Ken,Copy !req
363. but we didn't even know
Papa Smurf had a brother.Copy !req
364. Don't take this the wrong way,Copy !req
365. but you Smurfs don't know
Smurf about Smurf.Copy !req
366. With all due respect,
Ken, we all Smurf.Copy !req
367. In fact, I've probably
personally SmurfedCopy !req
368. more than you'll ever Smurf.Copy !req
369. That sounds
like a load of Smurf.Copy !req
370. Can you Smurf that Smurf up?Copy !req
371. I can Smurf that Smurf upCopy !req
372. and have it
delivered to your house.Copy !req
373. Hey, come on, Smurfs.
Stick a Smurf in it.Copy !req
374. Smurf that.Copy !req
375. I don't like his Smurfitude.
Ditto!Copy !req
376. Ditto infinity
times infinity plus six. I win.Copy !req
377. Let's just leave it at that.
Fine!Copy !req
378. This is the handiwork
of the evil wizard Razamel.Copy !req
379. He plays for keeps.
How do you know that?Copy !req
380. The part that he plays
for keeps or the Razamel part?Copy !req
381. Well... both?Copy !req
382. I know a lot of things, fella.Copy !req
383. Cool. Cool.
All right.Copy !req
384. So let's go find
this Razamel and...Copy !req
385. And smash him!Copy !req
386. I like this guy.Copy !req
387. Let's get Papa Smurf back.Copy !req
388. "Let's"? You're staying here.Copy !req
389. I don't work with amateurs.Copy !req
390. Well, joke's on you because
I like being called an amateur.Copy !req
391. It means doing something
for the love of it.Copy !req
392. And that's me.
That's what I do.Copy !req
393. Love.Copy !req
394. That and a dime'll get you
a phone call in 1986.Copy !req
395. What?Copy !req
396. Exactly.Copy !req
397. You don't get it.Copy !req
398. Your enemies are everywhere.Copy !req
399. And you have to be ready
to take 'em out like that!Copy !req
400. That's one of the most
disturbing world viewsCopy !req
401. I've ever encountered.Copy !req
402. Funny coming
from a bunch of SmurfsCopy !req
403. who don't even know
who they really are.Copy !req
404. What's that supposed to mean?
It means...Copy !req
405. Smurfs are descendants
of mighty guardians.Copy !req
406. We swore to protect
the four magic booksCopy !req
407. from the
Alliance of Evil Wizards.Copy !req
408. But your Papa walked away.Copy !req
409. Why would Papa
keep that from us?Copy !req
410. You'd have to ask him.Copy !req
411. I will when we rescue him.Copy !req
412. Oh, no,
you're not coming with me.Copy !req
413. Oh! We'd love to come with you!Copy !req
414. No! I just said
the 100% opposite of that.Copy !req
415. Yay, we're going!Copy !req
416. So, how do we do this?Copy !req
417. Yeah, how do we do this?Copy !req
418. Okay.Copy !req
419. We do this
by storming Razamel's castle,Copy !req
420. and we take no prisoners!Copy !req
421. Except for Papa.
We'll make sure and grab him.Copy !req
422. Hold down the fort, Moxie.
Roger that, Captain Ken.Copy !req
423. Did you bring the turntable?Copy !req
424. The old-timey one?
No, we just went through it.Copy !req
425. Come on, guys.
The last one throughCopy !req
426. is supposed to bring
the turntable!Copy !req
427. How do we make a portal now?Copy !req
428. We're not mind readers, ace.Copy !req
429. And it doesn't matter,Copy !req
430. 'cause my friend can
get us there with his magic.Copy !req
431. I never heard of a magic Smurf.Copy !req
432. My magic confidence
is at a soft "four" right now.Copy !req
433. Failure is the best teacher,
No Name. Dare to fail.Copy !req
434. Failure would actually be bad.Copy !req
435. Papa's counting on us.Copy !req
436. Okay, Magic Smurf...Copy !req
437. take us to Razamel's castle!Copy !req
438. Uh...Copy !req
439. Give it another shot, No Name.Copy !req
440. Okay.Copy !req
441. Come on, come on.Copy !req
442. Take us to Razamel's castle.Copy !req
443. Please.Copy !req
444. This is good!Copy !req
445. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
once removed.Copy !req
446. You need some serious therapy
and a hug.Copy !req
447. Well, they're all going to die.Copy !req
448. Oh, look. He hates this.Copy !req
449. This is so much fun!Copy !req
450. Wow.Copy !req
451. Can you believe
it's been 62 yearsCopy !req
452. since you sent me on my mission
to infiltrate Smurf Village?Copy !req
453. Remember?Copy !req
454. Oh, yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
455. I just didn't think
you'd ever do it.Copy !req
456. You're hilarious!
Didn't you get my emails?Copy !req
457. No.
They must have gone to spam.Copy !req
458. Spam?
Why would they go to spam?Copy !req
459. Fine! I blocked you.Copy !req
460. You blocked me? Why?Copy !req
461. We can discuss
all of this brotherly businessCopy !req
462. later during a sidebar.
But for now...Copy !req
463. Where is the magic book,
Papa Smurf?Copy !req
464. It's gone. I destroyed it.Copy !req
465. You are the worst liar.Copy !req
466. I know you didn't.
You know why?Copy !req
467. Why?
Because you're weak!Copy !req
468. Like your best friend, Ron.Copy !req
469. Don't you talk about Ron!Copy !req
470. Look how upset he gets!Copy !req
471. Don't worry,
I'll get you to talk.Copy !req
472. Those other blue rat monkeysCopy !req
473. must have taken
the magic book with them.Copy !req
474. Where are your Smurfs now,
Papa?Copy !req
475. I'll never tell!Copy !req
476. I have something, sire!
What is it?Copy !req
477. The energy-pulse detector
picked up a fresh portal.Copy !req
478. The Smurfs are trying to
infiltrate the castle.Copy !req
479. Fortunately, our force field
knocked them off course.Copy !req
480. And I know exactly
where it's sending them.Copy !req
481. Joel? Let's go.Copy !req
482. Wait, you're taking him?Copy !req
483. Uh, Joel is my favorite
hench-minion.Copy !req
484. It worked!Copy !req
485. It did if you were
trying to kill us.Copy !req
486. Brace for impact!Copy !req
487. I think I just
Smurfed my pants.Copy !req
488. Hug the walls!Copy !req
489. Uh, this doesn't
feel like Razamel's castle.Copy !req
490. That's because it's not.Copy !req
491. This is bad.Copy !req
492. Oh, no.Copy !req
493. Turns out our magic Smurf here
is a bit of a dud.Copy !req
494. Maybe you ought to just
stick to clog-making.Copy !req
495. We've been bounced to
the inter-portal way stationCopy !req
496. in the Australian Outback.Copy !req
497. And now we have to deal
with the Snooterpoots.Copy !req
498. Snooterpoots?Copy !req
499. They're tricky creatures
who survive out hereCopy !req
500. by taking advantage
of lost inter-portal travelers.Copy !req
501. They like cake.Copy !req
502. Here, hold this cake inside
that rock until they bite.Copy !req
503. Bite? Why do I have to do it?Copy !req
504. I don't want to lose an arm.
Don't be a bully, Ken.Copy !req
505. I'll do it.Copy !req
506. No, no, I got us
into this mess.Copy !req
507. If anyone needs
to lose an arm, it'll be me.Copy !req
508. Hold it out!Copy !req
509. No Name!Copy !req
510. Keep your hands and feet inside
the vehicle at all times.Copy !req
511. Vehicle?
And watch your pockets.Copy !req
512. Hey! My glasses! I need those!Copy !req
513. Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!Copy !req
514. What's going on?
I can't see anything.Copy !req
515. Trust me, it's a good thing
you can't see what's coming.Copy !req
516. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.Copy !req
517. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.Copy !req
518. Double double chocolate
with extra chocolateCopy !req
519. from Fou de Patisserie, Paris.Copy !req
520. That can only mean one thing.Copy !req
521. Hello, Kenneth.Copy !req
522. Mama Poot.Copy !req
523. Am I that predictable?Copy !req
524. Well, obviously not or I'd have
known you'd skip town on me.Copy !req
525. Oh, come on.
We'll always have Paris.Copy !req
526. Ooh la la.Copy !req
527. Look, Mama, I-I can explain.Copy !req
528. Save it for your bridge club,
tough guy.Copy !req
529. Words are cheap.Copy !req
530. Actions are what matters.Copy !req
531. Actions and, uh, cake.Copy !req
532. Well... looks like
things worked out.Copy !req
533. You're doing pretty all right
for yourself.Copy !req
534. Yeah, Kenneth,
business is booming.Copy !req
535. Every yahoo thinks they canCopy !req
536. navigate the multiverse
these days, so...Copy !req
537. Ow!Copy !req
538. Hey, that's permanent!Copy !req
539. Looks like you
yahoos could use a lift.Copy !req
540. Yeah. We really could.Copy !req
541. It's an emergency.Copy !req
542. Ah, it always is.Copy !req
543. It's gonna cost ya.
We brought cake.Copy !req
544. Lots of cake.Copy !req
545. You swindling scoundrels!Copy !req
546. You don't get to talk
to my Poots like that,Copy !req
547. you hear me?Copy !req
548. Don't listen to him,
my shaggy babies.Copy !req
549. The emotionally unavailable
Smurf didn't mean it.Copy !req
550. Okay?Copy !req
551. Great. Now I'm all out of cake.Copy !req
552. Stop it.Copy !req
553. You know, I also take cash.Copy !req
554. Or a watch.Copy !req
555. But Mama Poot, this was a gift
from my grandpa.Copy !req
556. Give her the watch, Ken.Copy !req
557. Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.Copy !req
558. Jeez.Copy !req
559. Thank you.Copy !req
560. All right, Snooterpoots,
it's showtime!Copy !req
561. Well, ticktock. Where to?
Meter's running.Copy !req
562. Razamel's castle.Copy !req
563. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
564. Heck no. No, sir.
Not interested. Deal's off.Copy !req
565. What do you mean,
the deal's off?Copy !req
566. Here.Copy !req
567. This is just the wristband.
Ah, fine!Copy !req
568. Okay, look,
h-here's how this goes.Copy !req
569. You never saw me,
we never talked,
this never happened.Copy !req
570. You can't back out now.
Papa Smurf is in trouble.Copy !req
571. Guilt doesn't work
on me, sister.Copy !req
572. Please, Mama Poot,
we have to save Papa.Copy !req
573. Just drop us off.Copy !req
574. No one will ever have to know
you were involved.Copy !req
575. The Alliance of Evil Wizards
knows everything.Copy !req
576. Nobody, and I mean nobody,Copy !req
577. comes back
from Razamel's castle alive.Copy !req
578. The walls of the moat
are made of the bonesCopy !req
579. of the ones who tried.Copy !req
580. Um... okay.Copy !req
581. We've got a magic Smurf.Copy !req
582. Maybe he can stop
those wizards.Copy !req
583. So you're telling me
your magic is strong enoughCopy !req
584. to take on
the whole evil enchilada?Copy !req
585. The whole evil enchilada—
what-what is that?Copy !req
586. These wizards have one goal
in mind:Copy !req
587. To rule the world with evilCopy !req
588. by getting rid of all
the goodness in the universe.Copy !req
589. And nothing will stand
in their way.Copy !req
590. So tell me, Magic Smurf,
how you gonna handle that?Copy !req
591. I will tell you how.Copy !req
592. No Name, come back!Copy !req
593. No Name!Copy !req
594. No Name, stop!Copy !req
595. I can't do it.Copy !req
596. I can't take on
the whole enchilada.Copy !req
597. I don't have it in me,
Smurfette.Copy !req
598. I know I'm gonna
let everyone down.Copy !req
599. Hey, don't beat yourself up.Copy !req
600. Pressure gets to all of us.Copy !req
601. You just have to believe
in yourself.Copy !req
602. Yeah, but I-I don't even knowCopy !req
603. how I'm doing
all this magic stuff.Copy !req
604. This isn't me.Copy !req
605. I can't face off
against a powerful wizard.Copy !req
606. Listen.Copy !req
607. That voice inside your headCopy !req
608. telling you
you're not good enough?Copy !req
609. That voice is not who you are.Copy !req
610. You're the only one
who notices that voice.Copy !req
611. Whoa!Copy !req
612. Yeah, "whoa".Copy !req
613. You just need to decide
who you want to be,Copy !req
614. and every day you'll
become yourself a little more.Copy !req
615. And before you know it,Copy !req
616. that voice will go away.Copy !req
617. It worked for me.Copy !req
618. You feeling better?
Yeah.Copy !req
619. The part with the kangaroos
was a little weird, though.Copy !req
620. What was that?
I don't know.Copy !req
621. No.Copy !req
622. Snooterpoot Village!Copy !req
623. Come on.Copy !req
624. Mama Poot! What happened?Copy !req
625. Razamel took two
of my SnooterpootsCopy !req
626. and the rest of you Smurfs.Copy !req
627. He just took 'em!
He took 'em back to his castle.Copy !req
628. Razamel was here?Copy !req
629. Oh, yes, he was.Copy !req
630. And he just made
the biggest mistakeCopy !req
631. of his miserable little life.Copy !req
632. You still want a piece of him?Copy !req
633. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
634. We'll take the Scream Buggy.Copy !req
635. And I'm driving!Copy !req
636. The Scream What-y?Copy !req
637. Why is it called
the Scream Buggy?Copy !req
638. Well, she runs on the fuel
of your fear.Copy !req
639. What? Why?Copy !req
640. Ha!Copy !req
641. No idea.Copy !req
642. Huh?Copy !req
643. Buckle up!Copy !req
644. Hold onto your little
Smurf nubs!Copy !req
645. - I'm out.
- You can do this.Copy !req
646. You! Brick me!Copy !req
647. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
648. More fear! More fear!Copy !req
649. More fear!Copy !req
650. It's raining Smurfs!Copy !req
651. Hallelujah!Copy !req
652. Oh, my sweet Smurfs. Come here.Copy !req
653. Papa!Copy !req
654. Let me look at you.
Are you okay?Copy !req
655. We were so worried about you.Copy !req
656. Especially me.Copy !req
657. Oh, I could never
forgive myselfCopy !req
658. if any of you were harmed.Copy !req
659. Joel, please hang
my travel cape.Copy !req
660. Joel, what do you call
a group of Smurfs?Copy !req
661. A gaggle? A herd? A troop?Copy !req
662. A murder?Copy !req
663. Let us out of here, Razamel!Copy !req
664. Oh, way to give it
thirty percent, Papa Smurf.Copy !req
665. Great stuff.Copy !req
666. Now give me my book.Copy !req
667. We told you we don't have it!Copy !req
668. And where is
my so-called brother?Copy !req
669. He's relaxing
with his feline associateCopy !req
670. in the solarium, sire.Copy !req
671. Oh, how I hate that cat!Copy !req
672. Um, could we accidentallyCopy !req
673. help it shed its mortal coil,
Joel, my dear?Copy !req
674. As you wish, lord sire.Copy !req
675. Joel!Copy !req
676. Fetch me a Clamato. Room temp.Copy !req
677. Hey, what about us?Copy !req
678. Prisoners don't
get clam drinks!Copy !req
679. But I do have another treat
in store for you.Copy !req
680. I hope you like... party games.Copy !req
681. We're going to play one called:Copy !req
682. Let's Squish A SmurfCopy !req
683. Every Time Papa Doesn't Tell MeCopy !req
684. Where The Last Magic Book IsCopy !req
685. Till All You Smurfs
Are Squashed!Copy !req
686. That doesn't sound
like a fun game.Copy !req
687. Joel, be a doll and move
these fetid degenerate goblinsCopy !req
688. to the Squishadrome
for to squash.Copy !req
689. I warned you
about getting complacent.Copy !req
690. Smurfs,
can you give us a minute?Copy !req
691. The book is still safe.
But why are my Smurfs here?Copy !req
692. It's way too dangerous.Copy !req
693. Well, maybe if you hadn't been
hiding away in Smurf VillageCopy !req
694. for the past 100 years
none of us would be in trouble.Copy !req
695. You know
I had my reasons for that.Copy !req
696. Do you think Ron
would have just walked away?Copy !req
697. Uh, who's Ron?Copy !req
698. Whoo!Copy !req
699. Bringing her in hot!Copy !req
700. Ow!Copy !req
701. That cleared out the sinuses.Copy !req
702. Hey! You dead?Copy !req
703. That was absolutely terrifying.Copy !req
704. I think I swallowed my gum.Copy !req
705. I'm coming for ya, Poots!
Mama's coming for her babies!Copy !req
706. It might be good
to not yell so muchCopy !req
707. and give away our location.Copy !req
708. Right, right. Ah, okay.Copy !req
709. What is this place?Copy !req
710. Munich, autobahn,
Razamel's stupid castle.Copy !req
711. He thinks it's so spooky.Copy !req
712. So how do we get in there?Copy !req
713. Well,
it's an impenetrable fortress,Copy !req
714. so we're gonna
have to sneak in.Copy !req
715. Okay,
let's get some ideas going.Copy !req
716. You know,
blue-sky time, no judgments.Copy !req
717. We pole-vault over the wall.Copy !req
718. That's a terrible idea!
And that's a judgment.Copy !req
719. Maybe we can exploit a weaknessCopy !req
720. no wizard can resist.Copy !req
721. What kind of weakness?
A fried weakness.Copy !req
722. Your food is here.
Who ordered this?Copy !req
723. Razamel Q. Wizard.Copy !req
724. Mmm. That sounds right.Copy !req
725. He complains when
his tunic gets too tightCopy !req
726. but he's the one
who gets himself in this mess.Copy !req
727. So you can just order
any kind of food from anywhere?Copy !req
728. Absolutely.Copy !req
729. Just make sure you
tip the driver ahead of timeCopy !req
730. or they'll lick everything.Copy !req
731. Okay, here's the plan.Copy !req
732. We'll sneak into the castle
inside this bagCopy !req
733. and when we get delivered
to Razamel,Copy !req
734. kablammo! We save everything.Copy !req
735. We should have gotten
more fries. I'm a stress eater.Copy !req
736. Mmm. Oh! That's good.Copy !req
737. Oh, it's the quill penCopy !req
738. that my great-great-great
grandfather ZazamelCopy !req
739. used to sign
the Treaty of the AllianceCopy !req
740. of Intergalactic Wizards.Copy !req
741. Razamel always
worshipped this pen.Copy !req
742. Uh...Copy !req
743. I'll just put it behind this.Copy !req
744. Enjoying the solarium?Copy !req
745. Yes! Uh, very much. Thank you.Copy !req
746. You're probably admiring
Dadah's urn.Copy !req
747. This is Dadah?Copy !req
748. Oh, yes!
Dadah in all his glory.Copy !req
749. Sometimes,
when no one's looking,Copy !req
750. I sprinkle him
into Joel's protein shakes.Copy !req
751. You know,Copy !req
752. Dadah always
wanted us to rule together.Copy !req
753. Remember how he said
that was going to happen?Copy !req
754. And rule together we shall!Copy !req
755. Once we get our hands
on that Jaunty Grimoire,Copy !req
756. the whole universeCopy !req
757. will be under
the darkly magic controlCopy !req
758. of the Intergalactic
Alliance of Wizards.Copy !req
759. And finally,Copy !req
760. all goodness shall be
eradicated forevermore.Copy !req
761. Sounds amazing!Copy !req
762. So you'll introduce me
to the Alliance, then?Copy !req
763. Of course! Proudly!Copy !req
764. But first, what do you schay
we schmoosh some Schmurfs?Copy !req
765. I'd say that sounds like
music to my ears!Copy !req
766. And, hey, I just wanted to sayCopy !req
767. I'm so glad to be back
and that we're together again.Copy !req
768. I love you, Razamel!Copy !req
769. Best friend
brother friend brother.Copy !req
770. Love.Copy !req
771. Ah, well, ditto I'm sure.Copy !req
772. Come along, Azrael.Copy !req
773. We're going to watch
the Smurfs get squashed.Copy !req
774. Absolutely repulsive.Copy !req
775. We're inside the castle.Copy !req
776. Maybe you should slow down
on the fries.Copy !req
777. You're right. Just one more.Copy !req
778. Are the plates ready?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
779. Hand!Copy !req
780. Ooh, ring!
No ring, Mama.Copy !req
781. Where's Terry the food taster?Copy !req
782. I don't know, on break?
Fine, I'll taste it.Copy !req
783. But if I die, I'll kill Terry!Copy !req
784. Wait a minute.Copy !req
785. Did you forget
to order fries again?Copy !req
786. You ate all the fries!Copy !req
787. I love salty
potato-based treatsCopy !req
788. and I will not
apologize for that.Copy !req
789. Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't make the order.Copy !req
790. Just check again.Copy !req
791. What do we do now?Copy !req
792. I don't know.
Can you magic some up?Copy !req
793. Hand incoming!Copy !req
794. O magic powers from
up on high, bring us fries.Copy !req
795. Bring us fries!Copy !req
796. Oh, here they are.Copy !req
797. Onion rings!
Who ordered this garbage?Copy !req
798. They're Razamel's favorite.Copy !req
799. How did you know that?
No idea. It just came to me.Copy !req
800. This way.Copy !req
801. Oh.Copy !req
802. Ready, Joel?Copy !req
803. Oh, good, it works.
First Smurf, please.Copy !req
804. Please, Razamel!
Don't hurt my Smurfs.Copy !req
805. Then tell me
where the magic book is.Copy !req
806. Somewhere you'll never find it!Copy !req
807. Then let's loosen those lips!Copy !req
808. Who shall we squash first?Copy !req
809. Eeny...Copy !req
810. meeny, miney—Copy !req
811. I'll go.Copy !req
812. Hear that?Copy !req
813. That's the clicking sound
of evil.Copy !req
814. Let's go Smurf that wizard up.Copy !req
815. Last chance, Papa!Copy !req
816. We're here...
to save everything!Copy !req
817. Deal with my awesomeness.Copy !req
818. My, those are dated moves
for such a bold entrance.Copy !req
819. State your business, stranger.Copy !req
820. Free Papa Smurf at once!Copy !req
821. And give me back my babies!Copy !req
822. Or what?Copy !req
823. Or I shall uncork
all of my awesomenessCopy !req
824. all over this place!Copy !req
825. Wha—
Huh?Copy !req
826. There must be a cat in here.
Is there a cat in here?Copy !req
827. I knew it!
Man, the dander gets me.Copy !req
828. Is that what I think it is?
Uh-oh.Copy !req
829. Could it be?Copy !req
830. Jaunty Grimoire!Copy !req
831. Oh! I knew
you couldn't hide forever.Copy !req
832. I thought you said
the magic book was safe!Copy !req
833. How long have you been
on my head?Copy !req
834. And how did I not
feel you there?Copy !req
835. I have soft hands. And feet.Copy !req
836. And I've only been up there
since you made a wish.Copy !req
837. Cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
838. I'm magic!Copy !req
839. Wait. Were you doing the magic?Copy !req
840. Um, yeah, kind of.Copy !req
841. Yeah, but
the moonwalking was all you.Copy !req
842. Yeah, actually,
that was me, too.Copy !req
843. I didn't even do the moonwalk?Copy !req
844. There's no such thing
as a magic Smurf.Copy !req
845. Chin up, pal.
Don't quit on yourself.Copy !req
846. You made a wish for a thing,Copy !req
847. so I just gave you
a little head start.Copy !req
848. You got a lot more magic in you
than you think.Copy !req
849. You just got to let it out.Copy !req
850. Oh! There's Papa! Hey, Papa!Copy !req
851. Thank you for bringing
the final magic bookCopy !req
852. right to me.Copy !req
853. Oh, look who it is!Copy !req
854. It's our lost little
wizard girl family member.Copy !req
855. I'm not part of your family,
you freak.Copy !req
856. Tut-tut.Copy !req
857. Methinks these voluminous
Polaroid photo albumsCopy !req
858. from your childhood...
Huh?Copy !req
859. would tell a different tale.Copy !req
860. Here you are
when you were clay.Copy !req
861. Oh, here you are
throwing horseshoesCopy !req
862. at a Sunday barbecue.Copy !req
863. Ooh! And look at you laughing
at the caricaturistCopy !req
864. who drew you
in front of the Eiffel Tower.Copy !req
865. That's me?Copy !req
866. You may have looked different,
but you were always one of us.Copy !req
867. Why don't I remember
any of this?Copy !req
868. Oh, and here you are enjoying
the wizard's favorite snack,Copy !req
869. French fries.Copy !req
870. Oh, how you loved your fries!Copy !req
871. That's a lie! I hate fries!Copy !req
872. Huh?Copy !req
873. I knew I didn't like her
for a reason.Copy !req
874. She's the darn enemy!Copy !req
875. No, I'm a Smurf!Copy !req
876. And P.S., news flash, and FYI,
that's not who I am now.Copy !req
877. You can never change
what you really are.Copy !req
878. Don't listen to him, Smurfette!
You're with us, now and always.Copy !req
879. That's right! I'm with him.
And them.Copy !req
880. You're sure about that?Copy !req
881. You did exactly what
you were created to do.Copy !req
882. You brought me Papa Smurf
and Jaunty.Copy !req
883. The final piece
of the evil puzzle.Copy !req
884. Ergo ipso delicto... I win.Copy !req
885. Time to rule the universe.Copy !req
886. I want to stay with Papa. Papa!Copy !req
887. Jaunty Grimoire!Copy !req
888. What a wonderful moment.Copy !req
889. Too bad it has to be
interrupted by... reality!Copy !req
890. No!
Chiballog badoo!Copy !req
891. Bomba gee joo—Copy !req
892. Wait a minute.
What am I reading?Copy !req
893. Ah, yes, that's better.Copy !req
894. May dark power course through
your pages now and forever!Copy !req
895. I don't want to be evil!Copy !req
896. I... am... Grimoire.Copy !req
897. No!
Yes.Copy !req
898. Well, thanks for saving me
a lot of squish time. See ya!Copy !req
899. Wait. I'm not going with you?Copy !req
900. To meet with the other wizards?Copy !req
901. Um, that's a big fat no!Copy !req
902. This is the end of the road
for you, Gargamel.Copy !req
903. But you said "Ditto"
when I said I loved you.Copy !req
904. I lied.
I'm telling Mother!Copy !req
905. Mother never respected you...
or your stupid cat.Copy !req
906. Goodbye, Smurfs,
and so long, brother...Copy !req
907. forever!Copy !req
908. I'm so sorry, everyone.Copy !req
909. I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
910. This is my first job
out of college, though.Copy !req
911. I need a good review
on my Linkedln.Copy !req
912. Well, you're not getting one
from me.Copy !req
913. Fair enough.Copy !req
914. That's pretty impressive
engineering.Copy !req
915. I can't believe I'm the one
who's gonna get smashed.Copy !req
916. At least I'll be thin.Copy !req
917. I'm gonna miss you guys.Copy !req
918. I love you.
Huh.Copy !req
919. What? What are you doing?
It doesn't go down like this.Copy !req
920. Yes, I may loathe the SmurfsCopy !req
921. with the fury of
a thousand burning suns,Copy !req
922. but I loathe my brother moreCopy !req
923. for disrespecting meCopy !req
924. and my sweet, sweet Azrael.Copy !req
925. And I've had enough of
said respectlessness.Copy !req
926. Run, Smurfs! Run!Copy !req
927. Prisoner escape!
Prisoner escape!Copy !req
928. Good idea, Azrael.
Engage wing spell!Copy !req
929. Look at me. I'm going to
need a bigger litter box.Copy !req
930. Oh, my.Copy !req
931. Bring it!
Come on, Ken!Copy !req
932. I don't run from a fight.Copy !req
933. We're not leaving you, brother.Copy !req
934. All Smurfs
and Snooterpoots spoken for.Copy !req
935. Excelsior, my sweet Azrael!Copy !req
936. I'm not feeling so majestic.Copy !req
937. Oh, boy.
Assume crash positions!Copy !req
938. This is all my fault.Copy !req
939. This is all my fault.Copy !req
940. I can't believe I didCopy !req
941. exactly what
that wizard wanted me to do.Copy !req
942. I'm so sorry, No Name.Copy !req
943. No. This is my fault.Copy !req
944. The only reason
any of this happenedCopy !req
945. is because I wanted
to find my thing.Copy !req
946. If I hadn't been so selfish,
none of us would be here.Copy !req
947. No. It's not your fault,
No Name.Copy !req
948. And it certainly isn't yours,
Smurfette.Copy !req
949. This is all my fault.Copy !req
950. I kept secrets from you all.Copy !req
951. And that was wrong.Copy !req
952. I didn't want to lose any of
you the way we lost Ron.Copy !req
953. Who's Ron?Copy !req
954. He was the greatest Smurf
who ever lived.Copy !req
955. I should have told you
about him a long time ago.Copy !req
956. You're safe with us.
I've got her.Copy !req
957. Those evil wizards
won't get you.Copy !req
958. Ron!Copy !req
959. Oh, he was a Smurf ofCopy !req
960. tremendous courage and valor,Copy !req
961. and really, really great hair.Copy !req
962. It's good to see you,
my brothers.Copy !req
963. It's been too long.Copy !req
964. We just had Smurfberry juice
and waffles together.Copy !req
965. Like I said,
it's been too long.Copy !req
966. That magic book will be mine!Copy !req
967. Well, that was
a bit of a letdown.Copy !req
968. Now that's more like it!Copy !req
969. He dispatched
baddies with a Smurfy blendCopy !req
970. of elegance and lethality.Copy !req
971. I think it was safe to sayCopy !req
972. that Ron loved everyone
and everythingCopy !req
973. no matter how small
or insignificant they may seem.Copy !req
974. I love you, brother. Or sister.Copy !req
975. Oh, he was way
ahead of his time.Copy !req
976. But Razamel soon
got the upper hand.Copy !req
977. That's really something else.Copy !req
978. I should probably start with
this one next time.Copy !req
979. Baby Jaunty!Copy !req
980. No!Copy !req
981. Hang on! Papa's coming!
I got you!Copy !req
982. Save the book!Copy !req
983. You're next!Copy !req
984. More vortex.Copy !req
985. Grab my hand, Ron!Copy !req
986. I probably should have
cut my hair,Copy !req
987. like you guys suggested.Copy !req
988. You always were a free spirit.Copy !req
989. It was an honor and privilegeCopy !req
990. guardianeering with
both of you.Copy !req
991. No!Copy !req
992. Fi-i-i-i-ist buu-u-u-u-mp!Copy !req
993. Ron... was gone.Copy !req
994. Now, I won't ask you again.Copy !req
995. Give me that baby book.
No.Copy !req
996. No?
Hey.Copy !req
997. No! Not in the face!Copy !req
998. That's why
I created Smurf Village.Copy !req
999. So I could
keep all of you safe.Copy !req
1000. I couldn't lose any of you
like we lost Ron.Copy !req
1001. There isn't a day goes by
that I don't think about him.Copy !req
1002. I know, brother.Copy !req
1003. It's time I told you
about our higher calling.Copy !req
1004. We Smurfs are
Guardianeers of Good.Copy !req
1005. What does that mean?
It means...Copy !req
1006. that we have always been
protectorsCopy !req
1007. of peace and harmony
in the universe.Copy !req
1008. Even Smurfs
who don't have a thing?Copy !req
1009. Yes, No Name.Copy !req
1010. But it's not just some thing
you call yourself.Copy !req
1011. And it isn't who you are.Copy !req
1012. It's who we are.Copy !req
1013. It's the sum of all its parts.Copy !req
1014. It's brains and brawn.Copy !req
1015. It's a Smurf who always fights
for what she believes in.Copy !req
1016. And even a Smurf who thought
he didn't have any thingCopy !req
1017. but is willing
to give everything.Copy !req
1018. I'm not gonna sugarcoat this,
Smurfs.Copy !req
1019. The bad guys want to destroy
everything good in the world.Copy !req
1020. And they can do it.Copy !req
1021. But we're not gonna let them!Copy !req
1022. Because there is nothing
we can't accomplishCopy !req
1023. if we do it together!Copy !req
1024. Now let's get that book
and save the universe!Copy !req
1025. Let's do it for Ron!Copy !req
1026. Let's get to Guardianeering!Copy !req
1027. Ron!Copy !req
1028. Wait! Where are we going?Copy !req
1029. Way to kill the mood, Glasses.
He's right.Copy !req
1030. Razamel and that book could
be anywhere in the universe.Copy !req
1031. Attention!Copy !req
1032. Attenzione!Copy !req
1033. I know exactlyCopy !req
1034. where the wizards have taken
all four books.Copy !req
1035. Now, I will share
this informationCopy !req
1036. with you vicious garden weasels
on one condition.Copy !req
1037. Name it.
That I be in the roomCopy !req
1038. to see the stupid, angry lookCopy !req
1039. on my stupid, angry brother's
mean, stupid, angry faceCopy !req
1040. when he sees you all
alive and thriving.Copy !req
1041. It's a spite mission.Copy !req
1042. I think we got it.Copy !req
1043. We all get what we want.Copy !req
1044. But after that,Copy !req
1045. our little alliance is over.Copy !req
1046. Yeah, okay, deal.
Where to, freaky-deaky?Copy !req
1047. To the ninth dimension,Copy !req
1048. the nexus of space and timeCopy !req
1049. that represents
all possible worlds and all—Copy !req
1050. Just get in the car!
Oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.Copy !req
1051. Yeah!Copy !req
1052. Hello, everyone!
I have big news.Copy !req
1053. And it involves me
and my magic book.Copy !req
1054. Oh, what a surprise.
Raz-a-mope is late.Copy !req
1055. What could you have been doing?Copy !req
1056. Having your hair cut
by a blind raccoon?Copy !req
1057. Do you know what?Copy !req
1058. I'm sick of being treated
like garbage by all of you,Copy !req
1059. with your sarcastic comments
and mock merriment.Copy !req
1060. Late and lame.Copy !req
1061. You're all lame!Copy !req
1062. You'll make
wonderful hench-minionsCopy !req
1063. now that I'm
the lord of the universe.Copy !req
1064. Solo! Me. I. Moi!Copy !req
1065. Well, time to start chanting.Copy !req
1066. Oh, yeah—
no chance I'll hit that note.Copy !req
1067. And here we go!Copy !req
1068. Ommm beklartz...Copy !req
1069. flunknard!Copy !req
1070. Wh— Hmph.Copy !req
1071. You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1072. The Guardianeers of Good
are here.Copy !req
1073. We'll try not to hurt you,Copy !req
1074. but we're not
making any promises.Copy !req
1075. It's not bragging.
That's just me being real.Copy !req
1076. Oh. This is bad.Copy !req
1077. He's linked all the books.Copy !req
1078. Ken, we need a plan.Copy !req
1079. We're Guardianeers, Papa.
We are the plan.Copy !req
1080. Charge!
Charge!Copy !req
1081. Hold on!Copy !req
1082. Well, that's adorable.Copy !req
1083. Kachow!Copy !req
1084. Your goodness is mine!Copy !req
1085. Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.Copy !req
1086. Razamel stole
their Smurfy goodness.Copy !req
1087. We can get them backCopy !req
1088. if we break the spell
by rescuing Jaunty.Copy !req
1089. Where are you going, traitor?Copy !req
1090. Traitor?Copy !req
1091. Oh, well,
I brought the Smurfs to you!Copy !req
1092. This was a spite mission.Copy !req
1093. It was.
Hmm?Copy !req
1094. In the water bottle you go.
No!Copy !req
1095. He's distracted.Copy !req
1096. You thought I forgot about you?Copy !req
1097. Whose goodness
shall I take first?Copy !req
1098. No!Copy !req
1099. Papa!Copy !req
1100. Don't give up,
my precious Smurfs.Copy !req
1101. You're Guardianeers.Copy !req
1102. It's up to you now.Copy !req
1103. Smurfette?Copy !req
1104. My work is done.Copy !req
1105. I finally delivered
everything you wanted,Copy !req
1106. Your Evil Lordship.Copy !req
1107. What is this?Copy !req
1108. I have always
been on your side.Copy !req
1109. What? No!Copy !req
1110. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1111. That's what we
in the evil businessCopy !req
1112. call the long con.Copy !req
1113. Welcome home,
sinister Smurf demon.Copy !req
1114. Thank you.Copy !req
1115. Psych!Copy !req
1116. Got you, Jaunty!Copy !req
1117. Thank you, Smurf—Copy !req
1118. Stop! That's the
interdimensional abyss.Copy !req
1119. Anyone who goes in there never
ever comes back the same.Copy !req
1120. You've got nowhere to go.Copy !req
1121. What do we do now, Jaunty?Copy !req
1122. Warning! Lose the heels.Copy !req
1123. You're really not gonna likeCopy !req
1124. this first dimension,
Smurfette.Copy !req
1125. Why?Copy !req
1126. Clay?Copy !req
1127. That's why I feel
overly thick and bloated.Copy !req
1128. Where's the book?Copy !req
1129. Give that back to me!Copy !req
1130. That's what happens
to handsy fellas.Copy !req
1131. Find a door!
Go, Smurfette!Copy !req
1132. Ow! Whoa!Copy !req
1133. This is
the worst dimension!Copy !req
1134. Stay away from erasers!Copy !req
1135. Oh! What's that?
What?Copy !req
1136. Made you look.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
1137. Help! Help!
A mean old wizard got me!Copy !req
1138. Eraser!Copy !req
1139. That's my book,
you freakish popinjays!Copy !req
1140. Oh, no!Copy !req
1141. I can only run
from left to right!Copy !req
1142. Here! Jump up these tiny hills.Copy !req
1143. This dimension
isn't so hard, actually.Copy !req
1144. Hand over
the eight-bit book, Smurfs,Copy !req
1145. or face the wrath
of my evil picket fence!Copy !req
1146. It'll take more than a fence
to stop us.Copy !req
1147. You!Copy !req
1148. Now you shall taste the Might!Copy !req
1149. With Smurf filled anguish!Copy !req
1150. Ugh! This is
my least favorite dimension.Copy !req
1151. What are you?Copy !req
1152. I'm a tardigrade,Copy !req
1153. the most rugged micro animal
in the universe.Copy !req
1154. Our motto is
"Live tiny, die never".Copy !req
1155. Hi, Tardi,
nice to meet you, bye!Copy !req
1156. Nice to meet you, too! Bye!Copy !req
1157. I just want a friend.Copy !req
1158. Will you stay here
with me forever?Copy !req
1159. Absotively not!Copy !req
1160. Is this...Copy !req
1161. Smurf Village.Copy !req
1162. We're home.Copy !req
1163. Cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
1164. All you have to doCopy !req
1165. is get me to Papa Smurf's
mushroom houseCopy !req
1166. and I can hide away for
another hundred years, easy!Copy !req
1167. Welcome back.Copy !req
1168. Papa.Copy !req
1169. Oh, you're okay.Copy !req
1170. I've never been better.Copy !req
1171. It's good to have you home.Copy !req
1172. We did it, Papa.Copy !req
1173. Keep her safe.Copy !req
1174. I knew you'd come through...Copy !req
1175. Smurfette.Copy !req
1176. I don't understand.Copy !req
1177. Oh, let me explain.Copy !req
1178. We're in the surreal dimension.Copy !req
1179. It's made of your dreams
and nightmares.Copy !req
1180. No.Copy !req
1181. Thank you for your service.Copy !req
1182. Time to rid the universe
of all things good.Copy !req
1183. Bye-bye, puppies.Copy !req
1184. Ciao, daisies.Copy !req
1185. He's done it.Copy !req
1186. He's sucking all of the
goodness out of the universe.Copy !req
1187. What the shell?Copy !req
1188. Release Jaunty!
Huh?Copy !req
1189. We're not gonna let
this happen, Razamel.Copy !req
1190. And just who is going
to stop me?Copy !req
1191. You?Copy !req
1192. You are nothing!Copy !req
1193. I'm not nothing.Copy !req
1194. Oh? Then who are you?Copy !req
1195. I'm... I'm...Copy !req
1196. That's what I thought.Copy !req
1197. You're nobody.Copy !req
1198. No Name!Copy !req
1199. No Name!Copy !req
1200. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1201. Who are you, No Name?Copy !req
1202. Who are you?Copy !req
1203. Yeah, who?Copy !req
1204. I, uh... I-I don't know.Copy !req
1205. You should've just
stuck to clog making.Copy !req
1206. Stay with me, No Name.Copy !req
1207. Please.Copy !req
1208. You got more magic
in you than you think.Copy !req
1209. That voice inside your headCopy !req
1210. telling you
you're not good enough?Copy !req
1211. That voice is not who you are.Copy !req
1212. I don't know who I am, Papa.Copy !req
1213. And I don't think I ever will.Copy !req
1214. I know who you are.Copy !req
1215. You're kind and fair.Copy !req
1216. You're strong
because you're determined.Copy !req
1217. You remind me a lot of Ron
in that way.Copy !req
1218. Really? How?Copy !req
1219. He was resilient.Copy !req
1220. When Ron got knocked down,Copy !req
1221. he'd get right back up
on his feet.Copy !req
1222. Just like you.Copy !req
1223. But Ron knew who he was.
He had a thing.Copy !req
1224. Not at first.Copy !req
1225. Some Smurfs just take a little
more time to find their thing.Copy !req
1226. And, No Name... it's your time.Copy !req
1227. What? What are you saying?Copy !req
1228. I know who I am.Copy !req
1229. Hey! We're not done!Copy !req
1230. Oh, I've had just about
enough of you!Copy !req
1231. No Name!Copy !req
1232. But-But how?Copy !req
1233. Who are you?Copy !req
1234. Call meCopy !req
1235. I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-
Kick-Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf!Copy !req
1236. Uh, The Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf?Copy !req
1237. I don't know, I think it's got
a bit of pizzazz.Copy !req
1238. You don't like it, do you?Copy !req
1239. I don't care
what you call yourself!Copy !req
1240. One lone Smurf can't take on
the whole evil enchilada!Copy !req
1241. That's the difference
between you and me, Razamel.Copy !req
1242. I'm not alone.Copy !req
1243. Smurfette...Copy !req
1244. Why are you singing
that dreadful song?Copy !req
1245. Because we are
the Guardianeers of Good.Copy !req
1246. And I believe you have
something of ours.Copy !req
1247. Whoa.
Wow.Copy !req
1248. No!Copy !req
1249. Huh?Copy !req
1250. No, stop it!
Stop this right now!Copy !req
1251. Whoa!Copy !req
1252. Amazing.Copy !req
1253. What?Copy !req
1254. No!Copy !req
1255. Wait.Copy !req
1256. What are you doing?Copy !req
1257. Smurfette, I command you
to help me at once!Copy !req
1258. You're an evil wizard
and always will be!Copy !req
1259. Not true. Who I am is up to me.Copy !req
1260. I decide.Copy !req
1261. I am a Smurf.Copy !req
1262. We may be small,
we may be adorable,Copy !req
1263. but don't mistake
our kindness for weakness.Copy !req
1264. Because kindness always wins.Copy !req
1265. Unite in Smurfitude!Copy !req
1266. No! My books!Copy !req
1267. They're not evil anymore!Copy !req
1268. Cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
1269. Cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
1270. Ooh! That's good.Copy !req
1271. Oh. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1272. Oh, I hate you.Copy !req
1273. I know.Copy !req
1274. Thank you, No Name.Copy !req
1275. I mean... what did you
call yourself again?Copy !req
1276. I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf.Copy !req
1277. You're right. Terrible.Copy !req
1278. I can beat that.Copy !req
1279. Wait!Copy !req
1280. What about
Kick... ... Smurf?Copy !req
1281. Uh, Kick...Copy !req
1282. Smurf is definitely
inappropriate.Copy !req
1283. You're lucky Sound Effect Smurf
is here.Copy !req
1284. Sorry.
I don't know what the...Copy !req
1285. I was thinking.Copy !req
1286. Hey! I said "Smurf."Copy !req
1287. You know, maybe
I'll stick with Magic Smurf.Copy !req
1288. It-It's got a nicer ring to it.Copy !req
1289. It's classic.Copy !req
1290. Kid... you earned your name.Copy !req
1291. Give it up for Magic Smurf!Copy !req
1292. Magic Smurf!
That makes so much sense.Copy !req
1293. How did this happen?Copy !req
1294. You came up against
the Guardianeers of Good.Copy !req
1295. This is for Ron.Copy !req
1296. You missed me, idiot.
Did I?Copy !req
1297. No! No!Copy !req
1298. Help me, dear brother!Copy !req
1299. I... I...Copy !req
1300. love you.Copy !req
1301. Funny how you're finally
able to say it now.Copy !req
1302. How about Azrael?Copy !req
1303. How do you feel about
my precious feline associate?Copy !req
1304. He has feelings, you know.Copy !req
1305. I love you, Azrael.Copy !req
1306. In the immortal words of
Azrael's favorite pop croonerCopy !req
1307. and social provocateur,
Jonathan Mathis,Copy !req
1308. "too much, too little,
too late".Copy !req
1309. No! No!Copy !req
1310. You will all pay!Copy !req
1311. Well, that was quite
the successful spite mission.Copy !req
1312. I'm off.Copy !req
1313. It's Razamel!Copy !req
1314. Did somebody say... Ron?Copy !req
1315. It's Ron!Copy !req
1316. Judging by the smile
on everyone's face, looks likeCopy !req
1317. the Guardianeers of Good
took care of business.Copy !req
1318. These Smurfs were more
than up to the task.Copy !req
1319. And they did it their own way.Copy !req
1320. Ron! I thought
you were a goner!Copy !req
1321. Well, if by goner,
you mean I was stuckCopy !req
1322. in the tenth dimensionCopy !req
1323. guarded by every variation
of vicious dragonCopy !req
1324. in every possible variation
of the universeCopy !req
1325. then you'd be right.
I was a goner.Copy !req
1326. So, what did I miss
in the last 106 years?Copy !req
1327. Well, that depends.Copy !req
1328. Are you thinking about time
in a linear fashionCopy !req
1329. or as a series of flat circles?Copy !req
1330. Uh... What?Copy !req
1331. Exactly.Copy !req
1332. What do you say we get out
of here and head back home,Copy !req
1333. where life is good and things
don't crunch our brain so much.Copy !req
1334. That sounds pretty Smurfy
to me.Copy !req
1335. My dear Smurfs,Copy !req
1336. we will no longer hide away
from the world.Copy !req
1337. Whenever we're called
to action,Copy !req
1338. we'll be there.Copy !req
1339. Because we're
stronger together!Copy !req
1340. Best friends
forever and ever...Copy !req
1341. Help me!Copy !req
1342. Joel! Joel!Copy !req
1343. Break time's over, Joel.Copy !req
1344. We have unfinished business
with those Smurfs.Copy !req
1345. Yeah!Copy !req