1. I had to get
your attention somehow.
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2. It's not funny.
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3. Who you texting anyway,
your boyfriend?
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4. Just work stuff.
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5. Eww.
Hey.
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6. You know, someday, you're
gonna have to get a job, too.
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7. Nah. I'll just
get married.
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8. Hi.
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9. Mare, come on.
No chatting.
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10. Say goodbye to your friend.
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11. He's not my friend.
I don't even know him.
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12. Oh, no.
Is this that site
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who you talk with?
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14. Yeah, hideandgochat.
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shouldn't be on this site.
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things to other people.
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17. People do other things.
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18. Yeah, like what?
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19. I don't know.
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20. Be silly.
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21. Make friends
all over the world.
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22. You know, you can
even meet a cute guy.
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23. Heh. Really?
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24. People use this
to find dates?
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25. Yeah, a lot
of guys do it.
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27. Some of them even do it
with their pants off.
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28. Okay, see, that's why you
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30. Totally.
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You really
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out there like that.
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33. What? Like someone's
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34. Who?
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the urban legend,
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36. Smiley.
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37. No. Who's that?
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with somebody
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the lulz" three times.
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knife appears behind them.
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call him smiley?
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his eyes shut
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onto his face.
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being creepy right now.
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49. But it's fun!
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50. That doesn't
even make sense,
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one person, smiley,
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crazy!
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57. That you're still up. Go.
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58. Go brush your teeth.
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59. Go to bed, you,
before I get you.
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60. I'm sorry
that I was late.
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a check be okay?
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63. Hello?
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65. Yeah.
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66. Sure you're
gonna be okay here?
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67. Mm-hmm.
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68. You can still
stay at the college
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69. If you like.
Dad.
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70. Hmph.
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71. Got everything
you need?
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72. I think so.
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73. Need some money?
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74. Dad, you give me
plenty as it is.
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75. I know, but I just want to
make sure that you're okay.
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76. I promise, I'm fine.
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77. I know.
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78. But if you need
another year at home—
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79. It won't be
like last time.
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80. I'm ready
for this now.
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81. Yeah, I know.
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82. Look at you,
all grown-up.
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83. You're sure you don't want to
be closer to your classes?
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84. Daddy, campus is
literally a block away.
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85. You don't have
to worry so much.
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89. Hey.
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90. We're both
gonna be okay.
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92. Okay.
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93. We got this.
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94. I love you.
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95. I love you back.
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need anything!
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99. Probably a good idea.
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100. Proxy, this house
is so nice.
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101. Thanks for picking me.
Hey.
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102. Hey, I was just psyched
to meet someone normal
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103. When my roommate bailed.
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104. You know, it's weird.
There's so much online,
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I already know you.
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106. It's just so cool
that your parents
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for you.
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108. Um, my parents
bought it four years ago,
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so might as well
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110. Have your daughter live in it instead
of paying dorm fees, I guess.
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111. Yeah, I really didn't
want to live in a dorm.
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112. Yeah, they're small.
They're gross.
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113. Dorm parties suck.
Speaking of which,
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114. Um, I have a party
to get to.
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115. Well, it's actually kind of more
of like a little get-together.
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116. Hey, I mean, you wouldn't—
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117. You wouldn't want
to come with, would you?
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118. Isn't it a school night?
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119. Oh. Yeah, it's college.
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120. I can
do whatever I want.
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121. Yes, I accept
your invitation.
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122. Lovely.
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123. Is, like, everybody
at this party?
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124. Mm, probably. But, um,
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125. It's not exactly
a college party, though.
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127. Oh. Is it
some friends of yours?
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128. Wait. Am I
too dressed up?
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129. No. No, no, no.
Don't worry.
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130. You're cool. I don't know all
these people either, so...
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131. You don't?
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132. Did you hear about
the party or something?
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133. Wait. Do you think
we can get in?
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134. Is it safe?
No!
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135. Look,
I know them, okay?
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136. I just haven't
met them in person.
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137. This guy from "b"
invited LA people
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138. To his house
for a meet-up.
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139. What's bee?
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140. You know,
the "b" board on 4chan.
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141. Is that like
an Asian dating site?
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142. What?
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143. Oh, my God, that sounded
totally racist.
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144. Oh, my God. You rule.
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145. Um, I might need to get
stoned to explain this.
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146. Do you smoke pot?
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147. Oh, uh, I was kind of
a dork in high school.
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148. Oh, but you're
in college now.
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149. I can do whatever I want.
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150. Yeah.
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151. Oh, my God, pusher.
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152. As I was saying,
grandma,
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153. "b" is
an image board
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154. Where people can
communicate anonymously.
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155. And what do people
do anonymously?
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156. Oh, very
important things,
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157. Like post gross,
but hilarious pictures,
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158. Plan raids,
troll scientology,
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159. Make memes,
and in general
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160. Do anything necessary
for the lulz.
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161. I think I'm high
on your marijuana.
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162. Give me my marijuana.
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163. Ooh, I hope there's some
hot guys at this party.
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164. I like nerdy guys.
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165. Obviously you
like nerdy guys.
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166. Wait. Jacket on or off?
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167. Off. Ready?
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168. Yeah.
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169. You okay?
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170. Hey, uh, what's up,
superhot ladies?
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171. What's up?
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172. Heh heh. I'm guessing
one of you is proxy?
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173. Yeah?
Yeah.
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174. Yeah.
What's up, Zane?
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175. Zane, yeah.
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176. Who's your
smoking friend?
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177. Hey. I'm Ashley.
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178. Ashley. Nice.
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179. Uh, I'm used to living
alone, or else I'd suggest
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180. A three's company
kind of thing.
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181. There's plenty
of room,
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182. Especially
in my bedroom.
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183. Yeah.
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184. Whoa.
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185. Cool.
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186. Oh, so, uh,
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187. You enjoy
the strange?
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188. Yeah, I enjoy
the strange.
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189. I just smoked pot.
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190. Did that come out right?
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191. Yeah, it did.
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192. No, I enjoy the strange,
because it's, uh,
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193. Interesting and
often retarded.
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194. That's kind of my
special research area,
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195. The intersection of the
strange and retarded.
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196. That would make
a really good soap opera,
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197. The strange
and the retarded.
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198. "And these are the days of our
strange and retarded lives."
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199. No, but, uh, really,
what I'm interested in
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200. Is how people start believing
in things, you know?
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201. Like, uh, bigfoot,
for example.
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202. You know, there's no evidence
that bigfoot exists,
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203. Yet lots of people
believe in bigfoot.
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204. Chupacabra.
Sure.
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205. Sure.
Or how 'bout God?
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206. I mean, millions of
people go to church,
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207. And there's more
evidence for chupacabra.
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208. So is God strange
or retarded?
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209. Hmm.
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210. Hmm.
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211. Let's take acid
and discuss.
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212. But first
I need another beer.
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213. Uh, get drunk now,
three-way later?
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214. Sound good? Yeah.
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215. What the?
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216. Oh, hey.
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217. Hey, I think I saw
that guy on campus.
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218. Oh. Should we say hi?
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219. You should say hi.
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220. Go. Go.
I'll be fine. Go.
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221. College party. Go.
Okay.
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222. Hey. I'm Ashley.
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223. Hey.
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224. Um, is this
the anonymous party?
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225. Nobody will say.
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226. Oh. Well, then,
I guess it is, right?
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227. I'm just kidding.
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228. Yeah, it's the
anonymous party.
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229. Yeah. I'm a dork.
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230. Hey. Hey, what's up?
I'm Zane.
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231. What's up?
I'm binder.
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232. Yeah. What are you
doing here, pedobear?
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233. Don't call me that.
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234. Okay? I thought
it would be cool.
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235. Mm.
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236. You're pedobear?
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237. Do you approve
this message?
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238. Bitch tits!
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239. Pedobear!
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240. Guys, come on.
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241. I was just
hanging out, okay?
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242. Why don't you
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243. Get out of here,
pedobear?
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244. No one wants
to hang out with you.
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245. What a fucking tool.
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246. Bye, pedobear.
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247. Yikes.
What was that about?
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248. Ah, he thought some of the stuff
on the board was messed up,
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249. Said he'd report it.
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250. Honestly, some of the stuff
is pretty messed up,
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251. But, uh, it's not smart
to say so.
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252. He seemed nice.
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253. Yeah,
probably too nice.
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254. Dude, it's the tits.
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255. I did it
for the lulz!
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256. What are they saying?
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257. Check it out.
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258. What is this?
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259. Hideandgochat.
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260. It's video chat,
like Skype,
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261. But you don't know who
you're chatting with.
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262. Why would you chat
with strangers?
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263. Isn't that dumb?
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264. Does this
look dumb to you?
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265. Really?
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266. Really?
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267. What was that?
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268. What, you've never
seen that?
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269. "I did it for the lulz."
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270. That's smiley.
Who?
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271. It's not real,
though, right?
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272. Well, nobody knows
if it's real.
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273. It's on the Internet.
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274. It's like
bloody Mary, okay?
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275. It's an urban legend.
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276. You type "I did it
for the lulz" three times
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277. Across from someone
you're chatting with,
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278. And then smiley
creeps into frame,
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279. And he kills them!
Heh heh.
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280. "I did it
for the" what?
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281. Lulz! Laughs.
I did it just—
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It's like—
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283. Do you know when you do
something just because you can
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284. Or you're bored
or whatever?
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285. Anyway, don't worry.
That video's totally fake.
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286. Really?
Yeah. Yeah.
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287. 'Cause that's so freaky.
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288. Raah!
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289. You got me.
Yeah, I did.
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290. I did it
for the lulz.
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291. Oh, my God.
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292. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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293. This class is an introduction
to reason and ethics.
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294. Well, good morning.
How are you?
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295. Come on in, please.
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296. Have a seat.
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297. Make yourself
comfortable.
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298. I'm gonna stay here.
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299. Great.
As you guys know,
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300. That this class
is a requirement.
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301. Now, aside from my
brilliance and my charisma
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302. And the, uh, school's
obvious huge budget...
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303. Do you have a pencil?
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304. And some of the
technical equipment...
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305. Thanks.
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306. Why do you think
this class is—
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307. You smell better
than I do.
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308. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Mark.
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could you please tell me
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class is a requirement?
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313. Um, because we
have to take it?
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314. Okay, all right,
all right.
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315. Hold on a second.
Don't laugh at mark.
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316. All right, now what
is going on here?
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317. Now, why can't, "because
we have to take it,"
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318. Be the reason that this class
is a requirement? Why?
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319. Yes, my sweet latecomer.
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320. Because they're just different
ways of saying the same thing.
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321. Exactly.
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we will learn to call
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324. Neither supports
nor follows the other.
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325. Now, as you guys
get more comfortable
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of logic and reason,
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327. You're gonna find that they'll
open up just about any box.
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328. Open your books
to page, uh, 29.
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329. 29. No, that's just—
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330. That's just
a picture of me.
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331. Professor Clayton.
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332. Oh, girl who was late.
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333. I'm so sorry.
Ashley Brooks.
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334. I promise
I will never—
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335. No, just kidding.
Half the people in this class
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once they realize
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337. That reading is involved.
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338. Oh, well,
I was wondering
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339. Whether I could get all the
semester's assignments early?
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340. Why? You leaving town?
No.
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341. I just like to be
really prepared.
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342. Are you hitting on me?
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343. What? No.
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344. I wanted
to know about—
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345. You're joking.
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346. Oh, no. No, that—
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347. ah, yeah.
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348. Nothing gets past you,
Ms. Brooks.
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349. Ah, you know what? All the
assignments on the website.
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350. All right. Okay.
Okay. Thanks.
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351. Do yourself a favor,
though, okay?
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352. You don't have to do all
your homework in one night.
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353. Just relax, okay?
It's college.
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354. Have a good time, okay?
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355. Oh, what's up,
party monster?
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356. Everything is
still spinning.
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357. Is that normal?
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358. I don't know
what got into you.
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359. Oh, God.
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360. Did I do something crazy?
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361. Uh, well, if belting out
Taylor swift lyrics
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of your lungs in front
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is crazy, then yes.
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364. Oh, my God.
That's so embarrassing.
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365. No, don't worry, okay?
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366. No one's even
gonna remember that,
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367. Because there's
a new video.
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368. What?
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369. Are those juicy
Booty shorts?
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370. Oh, my God,
his forehead.
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371. That is from last night.
What's that guy's name again?
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372. I don't know. Is that
a mole on your face,
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373. Or is that a herpes?
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374. I don't know.
They put something
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375. Right there on my face.
I don't know.
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376. What—what's it say?
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377. Oh, my God.
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378. There's no way, right?
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379. No way it's real?
Or no way it's fake?
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380. I don't know.
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381. Can't you call somebody?
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382. None of us even know
each other's real names,
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383. But he hasn't
been online, so...
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other people think?
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385. About half and half.
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386. Well, did anyone
call the police?
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387. And say what? That there's
some Internet video
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388. Of some guy
getting killed?
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389. Yes. If this is real,
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390. Oh, my God,
this is so sick.
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391. "Hi. Police?
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392. "Yeah, there's an Internet video
of some guy getting killed.
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393. "Oh, no, sorry.
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394. "I don't know his name,
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395. "but, um, he plays pranks
on the Internet,
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396. "and there's
this urban legend that says
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398. "3 times in a chat,
this guy smiley
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the other person and..."
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400. Okay.
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401. So it has
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402. Duh.
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know where you are?
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404. Right?
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405. Right. Yep.
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406. I mean, they're all just waiting
to see who falls for it.
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407. We're way too smart
for that.
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408. Yeah, stupid trolls.
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409. Heh. Oh, God,
I'm so glad you came home.
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410. That was kind of
freaking me out.
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411. Hey, you know, I know how
we could find out for real.
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412. What?
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414. No way.
That's so spooky.
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Okay, we just do it.
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416. Nothing happens, and
then we know it's fake.
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417. Because that way,
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for sure, huh?
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419. Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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420. What are they
called again?
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421. Lulz, l-u-l-z,
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422. Like lols, like lolcats,
but lulz.
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423. Mm. Ah, no.
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424. Waah.
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425. Mm...
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426. Maybe.
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427. Don't want to waste it.
Keep going. Keep going.
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428. Mm.
Oh, he's kind of cute.
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429. Mm, yeah, super cute.
Total babe.
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430. Don't kill him.
Okay.
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431. Enh, no.
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432. Ahh! Penis!
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433. Hi, tiny and kind of bent.
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touching that thing,
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435. 'cause no one else
is gonna do it.
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Wait, wait.
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we kill him instead.
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438. Let me do it.
Maybe smiley
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439. Will come out and
cut off his wiener.
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440. "Wiener"?
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you mean penis.
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though, okay?
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want it to happen.
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I want it to happen.
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You have to picture it.
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450. Yeah, right.
As if.
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452. "Next" him!
"Next" him! "Next" him!
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What the fuck?
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454. I don't know. Did we
just kill somebody?
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455. Did I just
kill somebody?
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Where did he come from?
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457. I don't know, okay?
I don't know.
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458. I thought college
was gonna be fun.
Copy !req
459. If that really just happened,
smiley can't know where we are.
Copy !req
460. But he saw us. I mean,
he looked right at us.
Copy !req
461. He doesn't know
where we are.
Copy !req
462. But he saw our faces,
and, oh, my God,
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463. He waved at us.
And that doesn't matter.
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464. He has no clue
where we are.
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465. He can't find out
from the computer?
Copy !req
466. No, absolutely not, okay?
Copy !req
467. The hideandgochat servers
are completely anonymized.
Copy !req
468. That's the whole point.
They're set up
Copy !req
469. So not even your root
can find the IP.
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470. I don't know
what that means.
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471. Trust me. It's good.
Copy !req
472. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
473. So we report this,
tell the police
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474. What we saw.
No, no, no, did. No, saw.
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475. No.
Why not?
Copy !req
476. Because if we report this,
there's gonna be press.
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477. If it's real, it's gonna
lead him right to us.
Copy !req
478. He does know
what we look like.
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479. What about the FBI
or something?
Copy !req
480. No. Ashley,
we can't do that, okay?
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481. We can't tell anybody
about this.
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482. This never happened.
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483. Oh. It's my dad.
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484. Not a word.
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485. Hi, daddy.
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486. Hi, sweetheart.
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487. How's college life?
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488. It's fine.
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489. I mean, it's okay.
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490. It's good.
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491. I'm having fun.
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492. Well, not too
much fun, I hope.
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493. No.
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494. You sound a little
funny, sweetheart.
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495. Everything's fine.
Copy !req
496. I'm sorry
I haven't called.
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497. I just...
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498. I was just watching a
scary movie with proxy,
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499. And I-I'm still trying to
get it out of my head.
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500. Everything's good.
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501. Is this a bad time?
I mean,
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502. Do you want to get
back to your movie?
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503. No! I mean...
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504. No.
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505. Now's a good time.
I'm out on the patio.
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506. You still sound
kind of funny, hon.
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507. Must be a bad connection.
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508. Okay.
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509. But I do want you to
know that if you just...
Copy !req
510. Feel like you're not ready
to be out on your own,
Copy !req
511. You know, you can
always come home.
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512. Thanks, daddy.
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513. I just miss mom.
Copy !req
514. Yeah.
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515. Yeah, so do I, baby.
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516. I wish we could just
call her up, you know,
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517. Hear her voice
one more time.
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518. Yeah.
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519. Me, too.
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520. It's just hard,
you know.
Copy !req
521. But I promise I'm fine
most of the time.
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522. Ohh! Um...
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523. Proxy's ready
to keep watching,
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524. So I'll call you
later, okay? Bye.
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525. I didn't tell.
Good.
Copy !req
526. Now, who could
tell me what we mean
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527. By "the scientific method"?
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528. Mark.
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529. It's like you make
a hypothesis...
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530. No, that's true.
Please, mark,
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531. Stop—stop being right
so often,
Copy !req
532. And give some of the
other students a chance.
Copy !req
533. Yes, it's true.
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534. The first step
in the scientific method
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535. Is forming a hypothesis.
Copy !req
536. So what's a hypothesis?
Copy !req
537. Maria.
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538. It's like what
you think is true.
Copy !req
539. Yes. Now that we
have this notion
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540. Of what we think is true,
what do we do next?
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541. I test it, girl.
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542. Exactly.
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543. You test it.
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544. This man is
a closet scientist.
Copy !req
545. All right, so what
do we do now? Ashley.
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546. Um, what if you test your
hypothesis and it's wrong?
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547. That's fine.
Happens all the time.
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548. You add that result
to your observations.
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549. You revise your hypothesis.
Copy !req
550. No. I mean...
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551. What if you test
your hypothesis
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552. And something
impossible happens?
Copy !req
553. Hmm. What do you mean,
impossible?
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554. Nothing.
It's stupid.
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555. I'm sure it's not.
Copy !req
556. Like supernatural?
Copy !req
557. Like ghosts?
Copy !req
558. I don't think we're gonna
settle the ghost question,
Copy !req
559. But I want to talk about
how the curiosity
Copy !req
560. And skepticism embodied
in the scientific method
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561. Have applications
beyond the laboratory
Copy !req
562. And their opposite,
ideology.
Copy !req
563. We can call ideology
the complete confidence
Copy !req
564. In what we think
we know, and as such,
Copy !req
565. It is the end
of critical thinking
Copy !req
566. And not in a good way.
Copy !req
567. The worst things
that happen in the world
Copy !req
568. Are done by people who are
sure that they are right.
Copy !req
569. Hitler, Stalin, mao,
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570. Pol pot, bin laden,
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571. These are people who believe that
they have some special knowledge
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572. And that this gives them
license to do anything
Copy !req
573. Because they can.
Copy !req
574. Now, provided any of you
are still awake,
Copy !req
575. Would you please turn your books
to the bottom of page 256?
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576. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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577. Uh, sorry.
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578. Binder, right?
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579. Yeah.
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580. We met at that,
uh, party last night.
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581. Right.
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582. Ashley.
Copy !req
583. I remember.
Copy !req
584. Can I talk to you
about something?
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585. Me?
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586. Uh, yeah, sure.
Copy !req
587. Guess I'm
the only one here.
Copy !req
588. What's up?
Copy !req
589. What do you know
about smiley?
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590. You mean,
is he real?
Copy !req
591. Did they send you
here to mess with me?
Copy !req
592. What?
Copy !req
593. Well, smiley's part of the
reason they don't like me,
Copy !req
594. Like when I reported the child
porn they posted on /b/.
Copy !req
595. I don't know.
I just don't think
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596. Stuff like that
is ever funny.
Copy !req
597. Because it's not.
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598. But what about smiley?
Copy !req
599. Well, my theories on him
are kind of weird.
Copy !req
600. This whole thing
is pretty weird.
Copy !req
601. Yeah.
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602. Well, I think
smiley's only real
Copy !req
603. When people
make him real.
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604. Like tinker bell?
Copy !req
605. Heh. Yeah.
Copy !req
606. Except it's like all the
evil around the Internet
Copy !req
607. Found one place
to hide,
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608. You know,
where it's invited,
Copy !req
609. And then people just made
it become something.
Copy !req
610. Smiley.
Copy !req
611. Do you think he's real?
Copy !req
612. I don't know
if smiley's real.
Copy !req
613. I mean, I think
the videos are real.
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614. That probably
doesn't make any sense.
Copy !req
615. No, I think I know
what you mean.
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616. You seem really nice.
Copy !req
617. You do, too.
Copy !req
618. Maybe we could...
Copy !req
619. Be friends?
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620. Yeah.
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621. Yeah.
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622. What's your number?
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623. Uh, okay.
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624. Oh.
Copy !req
625. That's you.
Copy !req
626. That's me.
That's you.
Copy !req
627. Okay, I gotta go, but...
Copy !req
628. Text me, okay?
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629. Really?
Copy !req
630. Yeah, really.
Copy !req
631. Bye.
Bye.
Copy !req
632. See you later.
Copy !req
633. Hey.
Copy !req
634. Where are you going?
Copy !req
635. There's a big
party night at Zane's.
Copy !req
636. It's gonna be huge,
and you're coming.
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637. What about what we did...
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638. With smiley?
Copy !req
639. I don't know what
you're talking about,
Copy !req
640. Because that never
happened, remember?
Copy !req
641. Oh. Right. Sorry.
Copy !req
642. Yeah. Okay,
go get ready, all right?
Copy !req
643. This'll make us
both forget, I promise.
Copy !req
644. Okay.
Copy !req
645. Okay. Just don't dress
Copy !req
646. Like you're going to
a quinceañera this time.
Copy !req
647. Whoo Whoo!
Copy !req
648. Hey, ash, I think—
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649. Ohh! Ohh!
Copy !req
650. Shit. Oh, shit,
I am so sorry.
Copy !req
651. Um, the bar here.
Here. Try some.
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652. Oh, I probably
shouldn't.
Copy !req
653. Ah, come on. Drink it.
It's a free drink.
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654. Okay.
Copy !req
655. Drink it.
Copy !req
656. I gotta pee so badly.
Copy !req
657. Mm. I think there
was a bug in it.
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658. I'm gonna go pee
in a closet.
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659. You're crazy!
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660. "... Did it for the lulz"
three times,
Copy !req
661. And then smiley came up behind
him, and he killed him.
Copy !req
662. Nuh-uh.
That sounds crazy.
Copy !req
663. Are you sure
it's real?
Copy !req
664. Oh.
Hey, what's up?
Copy !req
665. Hey, I'm Ashley.
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666. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Copy !req
667. We, uh—we met
the other night.
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668. You wanted
to have sex with me,
Copy !req
669. But I wasn't
into it.
Copy !req
670. What?
Hmm?
Copy !req
671. I'm sorry
about your friend.
Copy !req
672. Kells was
your friend, right?
Copy !req
673. That's...
Copy !req
674. What? No.
Copy !req
675. He's not dead.
Copy !req
676. Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
677. He's probably just
Copy !req
678. Pulling a frigging
prank on us. Hello.
Copy !req
679. They haven't even
found the body.
Copy !req
680. Well, do you know
where he lives?
Copy !req
681. I don't know.
Copy !req
682. Probably
with his moms.
Copy !req
683. Oh, dude.
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684. You just
come up with that?
Copy !req
685. So you don't know
if he's alive.
Copy !req
686. What if this
is really real?
Copy !req
687. Oh, what if
nothing's real?
Copy !req
688. Maybe it's the end
of the Truman show
Copy !req
689. And you both just hit
the sky mural.
Copy !req
690. "Oh, what's real?
I don't know.
Copy !req
691. My life is
a show on TV."
Copy !req
692. Come with me.
Copy !req
693. What did you see?
Copy !req
694. Nothing.
Copy !req
695. Seriously,
what did you see?
Copy !req
696. I mean, I saw
the video of kells.
Copy !req
697. Yeah, and he's
fucking dead, right?
Copy !req
698. I mean,
we're on the same page here.
Copy !req
699. What else did you see?
Copy !req
700. Nothing.
Copy !req
701. I didn't see
anything else.
Copy !req
702. Are you fucking with me?
Copy !req
703. You typed it,
and you made it happen.
Copy !req
704. No.
Yes. You did.
Copy !req
705. You did it
for the lulz, right?
Copy !req
706. You called smiley,
and he came.
Copy !req
707. Okay, look, if it
makes you feel any better...
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708. I did it, too.
Copy !req
709. I don't even know
who the fuck he killed.
Copy !req
710. It was just some kid.
Copy !req
711. He cut him up
like a pig.
Copy !req
712. God, this can't
be real, right?
Copy !req
713. It can't.
Copy !req
714. I mean, God,
Copy !req
715. I don't even know who these
people are that are my friends,
Copy !req
716. Just people I know.
Copy !req
717. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
718. Whoa. Hey, hey.
I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
719. You—you want a bed
or something?
Copy !req
720. I'm gonna go home.
Copy !req
721. Do you have a ride?
You want a cab?
Copy !req
722. Or...
Copy !req
723. You can sleep over.
Copy !req
724. I'm gonna walk.
Copy !req
725. Eh, no, you shouldn't walk
across campus by yourself.
Copy !req
726. What if he comes for
the people who call him?
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727. Have you thought
about that?
Copy !req
728. Proxy.
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729. It's nothing.
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730. You're being stupid.
Copy !req
731. You're just being stupid.
Copy !req
732. Ashley.
Copy !req
733. No! Please, no!
Copy !req
734. Are you okay?
Copy !req
735. What?
Copy !req
736. That must have been one gnarly nightmare.
What was it?
Copy !req
737. Smiley.
Copy !req
738. Smiley was trying
to kill me.
Copy !req
739. That sucks. It's like
Freddy Krueger.
Copy !req
740. What?
Copy !req
741. No! Last night,
Copy !req
742. He was really
trying to kill me!
Copy !req
743. Dude, what happened
to your shirt?
Copy !req
744. He—he chased me,
and he caught me.
Copy !req
745. He ripped my shirt.
Copy !req
746. I don't think so.
Copy !req
747. Maybe I—
Copy !req
748. I left the party.
Copy !req
749. Um, yeah. I was looking
all over for you.
Copy !req
750. And then this girl,
she was like, "meh,
Copy !req
751. She's not in the reh,"
Copy !req
752. So I got a ride
with them.
Copy !req
753. Look, this neighborhood isn't
that bad, but you probably
Copy !req
754. Shouldn't be walking around
by yourself at night.
Copy !req
755. Proxy!
This actually happened!
Copy !req
756. I left the party,
and I was pretty buzzed.
Copy !req
757. I was super wasted.
Copy !req
758. I mean, how did
I get so wasted?
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759. Mm, I don't know.
And then—
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760. And then I went
across campus,
Copy !req
761. And he was there.
Copy !req
762. Well, are you sure
it was him?
Copy !req
763. Wasn't just
some creepy guy?
Copy !req
764. He had the fucking face,
Copy !req
765. And he had the knife,
Copy !req
766. And he said
my name, proxy.
Copy !req
767. He knows my name.
Copy !req
768. But you got away.
Copy !req
769. No.
Copy !req
770. But, like,
you're right here,
Copy !req
771. So, um, news flash, this
didn't happen, Ashley.
Copy !req
772. Where did you find me?
I found you right here.
Copy !req
773. I came in your room, and
you were in your bed.
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774. He was in here?
Copy !req
775. No. God.
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776. It was just you.
Copy !req
777. He did this.
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778. Okay.
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779. I think that it was just
a really bad dream.
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780. I mean,
don't get me wrong.
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781. I'm really
freaked out, too.
Copy !req
782. Okay, what's the last
thing you remember?
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783. Uh, he—
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784. He was...
Copy !req
785. And I woke up.
Copy !req
786. Ashley, are you
on any psychiatric meds?
Copy !req
787. No.
Copy !req
788. Not anymore.
Copy !req
789. Have you ever been
on any medication?
Copy !req
790. Lithium for bipolar.
Copy !req
791. And when were
you diagnosed?
Copy !req
792. My senior year
of high school.
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793. I kind of
had a breakdown
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794. After my mom
committed suicide.
Copy !req
795. Had your mother been
diagnosed as bipolar?
Copy !req
796. No. Well, I mean,
afterwards.
Copy !req
797. And why'd you stop
taking the meds?
Copy !req
798. The lithium made me
so fat and stupid.
Copy !req
799. I couldn't
remember anything.
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800. But I—I didn't just quit.
I came off it gradually.
Copy !req
801. Under your doctor's
supervision?
Copy !req
802. Mm-hmm.
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803. I've been totally
off it for six months.
Copy !req
804. Okay. Well, what's up?
Copy !req
805. I'm really anxious.
Copy !req
806. It is your first week
of college.
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807. Yeah, but...
Copy !req
808. Really anxious,
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809. Like terrified.
Copy !req
810. And I feel guilty.
Copy !req
811. I feel like I've done
something really bad,
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812. But I don't think I have.
Copy !req
813. Well, in your
first week of school,
Copy !req
814. You haven't done
something really awful,
Copy !req
815. Like, say,
killed anyone.
Copy !req
816. Heh.
Copy !req
817. No.
Copy !req
818. But I'm having really
vivid nightmares.
Copy !req
819. You've been
through a trauma,
Copy !req
820. Adjusted to it,
Copy !req
821. And now you're
in a new environment.
Copy !req
822. It's stressful.
Copy !req
823. I don't seem crazy?
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824. Crazy?
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825. I'd have to say...
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826. Not at all.
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827. Even though the dreams,
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828. They're really...
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829. They're
really realistic.
Copy !req
830. Well, that's the nature
of dreams, isn't it?
Copy !req
831. They seem real
when we're having them.
Copy !req
832. Otherwise, they'd have
no power over us.
Copy !req
833. But it sounds like this
anxiety is debilitating.
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834. Yeah.
And you don't want
Copy !req
835. To go back
on the lithium salts.
Copy !req
836. Have you ever tried anything
for situational anxiety,
Copy !req
837. Rather than a sledgehammer
like lithium?
Copy !req
838. Like what?
Copy !req
839. I'm gonna write you
a short scrip for ativan.
Copy !req
840. That sound okay?
Copy !req
841. Hmm?
Copy !req
842. Yes.
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843. I just remembered
something.
Copy !req
844. I'm not crazy.
Copy !req
845. Okay, good.
Copy !req
846. That's a good thing
to remember.
Copy !req
847. I'm gonna give you
this scrip,
Copy !req
848. And it's not for crazy.
Copy !req
849. It's for anxiety.
Copy !req
850. Okay.
Copy !req
851. Did you tell?
Copy !req
852. No.
Copy !req
853. I just remembered.
At the party,
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854. Zane knew— yeah,
he just called me.
Copy !req
855. There's another one.
Another what?
Copy !req
856. Another dead person.
Copy !req
857. We gotta go
to Zane's.
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858. Ashley.
Copy !req
859. Okay, what is going on?
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860. I don't know.
Copy !req
861. What about you?
Copy !req
862. Huh? You know
what's going on?
Copy !req
863. Is that a gun?
Yes. Yes.
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864. This—
this is a gun.
Copy !req
865. Why do you have that?
Copy !req
866. Because I am
a security professional.
Copy !req
867. But I thought
you went to college.
Copy !req
868. Do I really seem
that retarded to you?
Copy !req
869. What?
College is for retards.
Copy !req
870. I am a security
professional.
Copy !req
871. Oh.
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872. Like at the mall?
Copy !req
873. Fucking fuck, no!
No, no, no!
Copy !req
874. Like at the mall?
Network security.
Copy !req
875. What's
network security?
Copy !req
876. He's a hacker,
okay, like lulzsec,
Copy !req
877. Like—like anonymous,
like wikileaks,
Copy !req
878. Like trolling
westboro—
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879. Proxy, will you
shut up, please?
Copy !req
880. Will you watch the gun?
Please shut up.
Copy !req
881. She has to understand that to
know what you're talking about.
Copy !req
882. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Copy !req
883. He needs some money,
Copy !req
884. He hacks
a corporate network,
Copy !req
885. And then says, "hey,
pay me to fix your problem."
Copy !req
886. That's a network
security professional.
Copy !req
887. What you're talking
about would be
Copy !req
888. An illegal
protection racket.
Copy !req
889. I am one
of a hundred
Copy !req
890. Or 500 or a thousand
people in the whole world
Copy !req
891. Who can find out
anything about anyone,
Copy !req
892. Medical records,
how much money,
Copy !req
893. Chocolate or vanilla,
top or bottom.
Copy !req
894. I mean,
and honestly,
Copy !req
895. I have no idea
what's going on.
Copy !req
896. I mean,
who's doing this?
Copy !req
897. We don't know.
Copy !req
898. Okay, well, why don't
you riddle me this?
Copy !req
899. Who is she?
Copy !req
900. Me?
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901. Smiley's trying
to kill me.
Copy !req
902. "Smiley's trying
to kill me. Ahh."
Copy !req
903. You're not dead.
Copy !req
904. You're not dead,
Copy !req
905. And other
people are.
Copy !req
906. You want to see
the video
Copy !req
907. Of smiley slashing
crash's throat?
Copy !req
908. I could show it
to you if you want.
Copy !req
909. No.
Proxy?
Copy !req
910. This shit's
personal, okay?
Copy !req
911. If this isn't some Internet
hobgoblin fairy tale,
Copy !req
912. This is one
of our enemies.
Copy !req
913. Who are your enemies?
Copy !req
914. Who is not our enemies?
Copy !req
915. You don't get to be king
of the Internet assholes
Copy !req
916. Without making
a few enemies,
Copy !req
917. A shit-ton, in fact.
Copy !req
918. I mean, it could be—
Copy !req
919. Could be the—
the Chinese
Copy !req
920. Or those fucking—
those dicks in Holland.
Copy !req
921. Remember them?
Yeah.
Copy !req
922. And, uh, the feds.
Copy !req
923. Could be the FBI.
Copy !req
924. I mean, but—
but if it was the FBI,
Copy !req
925. You know, they'd be—
just knock down the door.
Copy !req
926. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
Copy !req
927. What if smiley isn't
any of those things?
Copy !req
928. I mean, what if he's real?
Copy !req
929. He's definitely
fucking real.
Copy !req
930. I think we've established
that by now.
Copy !req
931. No, I mean, what if he's
something we can't understand?
Copy !req
932. What if he's just evil?
Copy !req
933. And that evil...
Copy !req
934. Is hunting us?
Copy !req
935. Yes.
Copy !req
936. What if that evil
is hunting us?
Copy !req
937. Well, then, I'd say that's
pretty fucking bad news.
Copy !req
938. Shit!
Copy !req
939. I think I'm gonna go get
my prescription filled.
Copy !req
940. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
941. What are
you getting?
Copy !req
942. Oh, ativan.
Copy !req
943. Ativan. Um, save me
some of that.
Copy !req
944. I think we're
gonna need it.
Copy !req
945. All right,
be careful, ladies.
Copy !req
946. Yeah. You, too.
Copy !req
947. Right.
Copy !req
948. All righty.
Copy !req
949. Who can tell me
about occam's razor? Yeah?
Copy !req
950. Uh, "entities must not be
multiplied beyond necessity."
Copy !req
951. You've done your reading.
That's very good.
Copy !req
952. Okay, now give it to me
in the plain language, okay?
Copy !req
953. What did William
of ockham mean? Hmm?
Copy !req
954. Maria?
Copy !req
955. Uh, the most likely
explanation
Copy !req
956. Is usually
the right explanation.
Copy !req
957. Now, is occam's razor
a rule
Copy !req
958. Or more of a guideline?
Copy !req
959. Well, it's a guideline,
because, I mean,
Copy !req
960. Sometimes the unlikely explanation
is actually the right explanation.
Copy !req
961. Right, and that brings
us back to something
Copy !req
962. That, uh, Ashley...
Copy !req
963. Was asking about
Copy !req
964. At the end
of the last class.
Copy !req
965. How do we account for things
that seem so unlikely
Copy !req
966. As to be impossible?
Copy !req
967. They do occur.
Copy !req
968. Like supernatural?
Copy !req
969. Ah, let me give you
something that's
Copy !req
970. A little weirder than what
we call supernatural,
Copy !req
971. Just to, uh,
blow your minds.
Copy !req
972. Are your minds
ready to blown?
Copy !req
973. Okay.
Copy !req
974. Now, we know
that the physical laws
Copy !req
975. That govern the universe
are specific
Copy !req
976. And that the tiniest,
most infinitesimal change
Copy !req
977. In the weight of just one
type of subatomic particle,
Copy !req
978. Any kind of particle,
Copy !req
979. Would mean no universe,
Copy !req
980. No stars, no planets,
Copy !req
981. No life,
no consciousness,
Copy !req
982. Us not even having
this conversation.
Copy !req
983. Unless you believe in a God
whose only reason for being
Copy !req
984. Is the authorship of a
relatively small book of rules
Copy !req
985. About the weight and
behavior of particles,
Copy !req
986. Then we have
to acknowledge
Copy !req
987. That those rules could have
been anything whatsoever.
Copy !req
988. Now, what is the implication
of what I just said?
Copy !req
989. Yeah?
Copy !req
990. It's almost like
everything that happened
Copy !req
991. Happened so we could
know it happened.
Copy !req
992. A-plus.
Copy !req
993. And that idea is called
the anthropic principle,
Copy !req
994. That everything happened just so
that we could know it happened,
Copy !req
995. But there's a problem with the
anthropic principle. Ashley...
Copy !req
996. What could be wrong
with this idea?
Copy !req
997. It assumes we're the end.
Copy !req
998. Yes.
Copy !req
999. It assumes
we're the reason,
Copy !req
1000. When really we could just
be amoebas or whatever.
Copy !req
1001. Simple forms of life were
necessary for us to develop.
Copy !req
1002. We might be
what's necessary
Copy !req
1003. For something else
to develop.
Copy !req
1004. And I think I'd like
to end it on that.
Copy !req
1005. Humanity may be nothing more
than an intermediate step
Copy !req
1006. In the development
of a consciousness
Copy !req
1007. A trillion times
greater.
Copy !req
1008. We already
built it a network,
Copy !req
1009. Millions of nodes
communicating with each other
Copy !req
1010. That is called
the Internet.
Copy !req
1011. And while each node
on its own
Copy !req
1012. Is nothing more
than a dumb computer,
Copy !req
1013. Please remember that each of
our individual brain cells
Copy !req
1014. Is capable
of far, far less.
Copy !req
1015. Terminator,
like skynet.
Copy !req
1016. Or like the matrix,
like Neo.
Copy !req
1017. I think it's gonna be
a lot stranger
Copy !req
1018. Than anything we're
capable of imagining.
Copy !req
1019. Let's just hope that when
it becomes conscious...
Copy !req
1020. It's nice to us.
Copy !req
1021. Or it could all just be
a bunch of nonsense.
Copy !req
1022. All right,
get out of here.
Copy !req
1023. Have a good day.
Copy !req
1024. Could I speak to you
for a second?
Copy !req
1025. You know what?
I'm kind of in a hurry.
Copy !req
1026. Yeah, but it'll just
take one second.
Copy !req
1027. No, just come during
office hours, okay?
Copy !req
1028. But—
all right.
Copy !req
1029. Okay.
Copy !req
1030. Baby-sitter Stacy
Copy !req
1031. Hasn't been answering
her calls.
Copy !req
1032. I'm really worried
about her,
Copy !req
1033. Of her getting
killed by smiley.
Copy !req
1034. And nobody believes me.
Copy !req
1035. Binder.
Copy !req
1036. Scared the crap
out of me.
Copy !req
1037. Don't sneak up
on people like that.
Copy !req
1038. Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
1039. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1040. Oh, I, uh—
Copy !req
1041. I work here.
Copy !req
1042. Oh, in the library?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1043. I manage the
networking databases.
Copy !req
1044. It's how I pay
for school.
Copy !req
1045. You're like
a computer genius.
Copy !req
1046. Uh, yeah, thank you.
Copy !req
1047. I prefer
the term nerd, but...
Copy !req
1048. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1049. You remember saying something
about evil being a force.
Copy !req
1050. Yeah.
Copy !req
1051. Did you
mean that literally?
Copy !req
1052. We're talking about
smiley, right?
Copy !req
1053. Well, I've been
researching it,
Copy !req
1054. And I haven't even had time
to get to this part yet—
Copy !req
1055. Smiley's real.
Copy !req
1056. What?
How do you know?
Copy !req
1057. I killed someone.
Copy !req
1058. Are you serious?
Ah, that's amazing.
Copy !req
1059. I mean, that's terrible,
obviously,
Copy !req
1060. But I tried to do it,
and nothing happened.
Copy !req
1061. Do you want them to die?
Copy !req
1062. No. I mean,
I wanted to be right,
Copy !req
1063. But I didn't want
to kill anybody.
Copy !req
1064. You have
to really want it.
Copy !req
1065. You have to really
want them to die.
Copy !req
1066. But then
he comes after you.
Copy !req
1067. He tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1068. What did it feel like?
Copy !req
1069. What do you mean?
It was horrible.
Copy !req
1070. Wow. Do you know
what this means?
Copy !req
1071. I mean, I thought
I was crazy, but—
Copy !req
1072. But if this is true,
if you're not lying,
Copy !req
1073. Then that means something's
been awakened,
Copy !req
1074. Like something's
been born,
Copy !req
1075. Like smiley could be
the next generation—
Copy !req
1076. Are you not
listening to me?
Copy !req
1077. Smiley's trying
to kill me.
Copy !req
1078. You know...
Copy !req
1079. I thought maybe
you could help.
Copy !req
1080. What are you doing? Huh?
Copy !req
1081. What the—are you
trying to get us killed?
Copy !req
1082. I just—
are you crazy?
Copy !req
1083. No, I just
want it to stop.
Copy !req
1084. Well, then stop
trying to find out
Copy !req
1085. What it is, okay?
You're bringing it to us.
Copy !req
1086. But he won't
leave me alone.
Copy !req
1087. I don't care!
I don't care.
Copy !req
1088. You need to stop.
Copy !req
1089. Crazy bitch.
Copy !req
1090. Hi, sweetheart.
Copy !req
1091. Daddy?
Copy !req
1092. Proxy.
What are you, crazy?
Copy !req
1093. No. No, I'm not crazy. I really
didn't mean to. It was smiley.
Copy !req
1094. Shut up, Ashley.
Copy !req
1095. He was on the phone.
Copy !req
1096. I swear he was
on the phone.
Copy !req
1097. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1098. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1099. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1100. I know I should have
mentioned something before,
Copy !req
1101. And I know I lied.
I'm just...
Copy !req
1102. I just don't want
to be crazy like my mom.
Copy !req
1103. I'm really happy
I can talk to you,
Copy !req
1104. Because I have
nobody else.
Copy !req
1105. Do you think you're
a danger to yourself?
Copy !req
1106. No.
Copy !req
1107. I don't want to die.
Copy !req
1108. I don't want
anybody to die.
Copy !req
1109. I'm gonna need to see
you again tomorrow.
Copy !req
1110. Between now and then,
I want you to sleep.
Copy !req
1111. I can't sleep.
Copy !req
1112. Even the ativan
won't make me.
Copy !req
1113. I'm gonna give you
a serious tranquilizer.
Copy !req
1114. I'm only gonna
prescribe one dose,
Copy !req
1115. And I don't want you to
mix it with the ativan.
Copy !req
1116. Got it?
Copy !req
1117. You're presenting
as rational,
Copy !req
1118. But what you're saying
makes me very concerned.
Copy !req
1119. The good news
Copy !req
1120. Is that you know
it doesn't make sense,
Copy !req
1121. And that's
why you're here.
Copy !req
1122. Tomorrow, we're
gonna talk about
Copy !req
1123. Checking you in
for another evaluation.
Copy !req
1124. But I—I don't want
to go for another—
Copy !req
1125. We talk about it
tomorrow,
Copy !req
1126. Or we do it today.
Your call.
Copy !req
1127. Okay.
Copy !req
1128. Then I'll see you
tomorrow.
Copy !req
1129. Okay.
Copy !req
1130. Yeah.
Copy !req
1131. Ah, Ms. Brooks.
Copy !req
1132. You here to hand in
Copy !req
1133. Your next four months
of assignments?
Copy !req
1134. No. I...
Copy !req
1135. come on.
Copy !req
1136. So what's up?
Copy !req
1137. I wanted to know— you were talking
about in class the other day
Copy !req
1138. About computers
being conscious.
Copy !req
1139. Do you think
that's really possible?
Copy !req
1140. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, why not?
Copy !req
1141. I—frankly, I think
it's more likely
Copy !req
1142. That we'll all
just kill each other
Copy !req
1143. Before something that
interesting occurs, but yeah.
Copy !req
1144. You mean with
nuclear weapons?
Copy !req
1145. Or bioweapons
or nanomachines
Copy !req
1146. Or just plain old
resource depletion
Copy !req
1147. Until we finally achieve total
extinction of all complex life, yeah.
Copy !req
1148. But why would we
want to do that?
Copy !req
1149. Want to do it?
Copy !req
1150. I don't think
we want to do it
Copy !req
1151. Any more than
a great white shark
Copy !req
1152. Wants to be
an apex predator.
Copy !req
1153. It just does
what it does.
Copy !req
1154. So you think that humans
are just evil?
Copy !req
1155. Can you keep a secret?
Copy !req
1156. Yes.
Copy !req
1157. Okay.
Copy !req
1158. Hmm?
Copy !req
1159. No.
Copy !req
1160. Okay.
Copy !req
1161. What's the secret?
Copy !req
1162. I keep whiskey
in the filing cabinet.
Copy !req
1163. Oh.
Copy !req
1164. Duh.
Copy !req
1165. You know, usually students
come to my office,
Copy !req
1166. And they want to talk
about grades,
Copy !req
1167. But evil is
far more interesting,
Copy !req
1168. But I've gotta be honest
with you, Ms. Brooks.
Copy !req
1169. I'm not sure exactly
where this is going.
Copy !req
1170. Do you think evil
really exists?
Copy !req
1171. Yeah. Of course I do.
Copy !req
1172. Who would deny it?
Copy !req
1173. Evil is a byproduct
of humanity.
Copy !req
1174. You—you mean—
I don't understand.
Copy !req
1175. Like pollution?
Copy !req
1176. Heh heh. Sure.
Yeah, that's a—
Copy !req
1177. That's a good way
to put it.
Copy !req
1178. Think about people,
what they do.
Copy !req
1179. Eh, we're a perfect
planetary suicide machine.
Copy !req
1180. All we have to do is drive,
Copy !req
1181. Consume, start a family.
Copy !req
1182. There's nothing
more effective
Copy !req
1183. Than human reproduction
Copy !req
1184. If you want to accelerate
planetary extinction.
Copy !req
1185. You don't even have to do
anything spectacular
Copy !req
1186. To play a meaningful role in the grand
human project of ending the world.
Copy !req
1187. And if you play your part
better than others
Copy !req
1188. By inventing
some new weapons system
Copy !req
1189. Or a more efficient way of
extracting resource material,
Copy !req
1190. Just so you can suck everything
out of the planet before we go—
Copy !req
1191. I don't know.
Copy !req
1192. Do you think
that that is evil?
Copy !req
1193. It's just doing
what we do.
Copy !req
1194. Isn't it?
Copy !req
1195. We're rats on a ship,
Copy !req
1196. Ants on an ice-cream cone.
Copy !req
1197. We're just going along
for the ride.
Copy !req
1198. Everything's gonna end.
Copy !req
1199. I think
the real question is
Copy !req
1200. Is it gonna end
with a bang
Copy !req
1201. Or eliot's whimper?
Copy !req
1202. And, uh, in the meanwhile...
Copy !req
1203. It just doesn't matter.
Copy !req
1204. What is it
that the kids say?
Copy !req
1205. Uh, it's the perfect
expression of nihilism.
Copy !req
1206. Hmm?
Copy !req
1207. You know what
I'm talking about.
Copy !req
1208. No?
Copy !req
1209. What is it?
Copy !req
1210. "I did it for the..."
Copy !req
1211. "I did it for the lulz"?
Copy !req
1212. Yeah. That's it.
Copy !req
1213. "I did it for the lulz."
Copy !req
1214. It's got a nice sound,
Copy !req
1215. Doesn't it?
Copy !req
1216. Lulz.
Copy !req
1217. Is that why
you're here, Ashley?
Copy !req
1218. Do you want to do
something for the lulz?
Copy !req
1219. I should go.
Copy !req
1220. Go. Stay.
Copy !req
1221. You know
my point of view.
Copy !req
1222. I just don't care.
Copy !req
1223. Ashley.
Copy !req
1224. Ashley, I'm here.
Copy !req
1225. I'm inside your head.
Copy !req
1226. Over here.
Copy !req
1227. I'm not scared of you.
Just shut up.
Copy !req
1228. Shut up. Just shut up.
Copy !req
1229. Fuck you.
I'm not scared of you.
Copy !req
1230. Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Copy !req
1231. Fuck—aah! Shut up!
Copy !req
1232. Aah!
Copy !req
1233. What the fuck are you
looking at? Huh?
Copy !req
1234. Huh?
Copy !req
1235. No.
Copy !req
1236. Ashley.
Copy !req
1237. Mom?
Copy !req
1238. Oh, what's
happening?
Copy !req
1239. Ow. I think
you broke my nose.
Copy !req
1240. Am I dreaming?
Copy !req
1241. Uh, does it look
like you're dreaming?
Copy !req
1242. No.
Copy !req
1243. This seems
pretty real.
Copy !req
1244. That's 'cause it is.
Copy !req
1245. My nose is broken
in a pretty real way.
Copy !req
1246. Gotta go get a towel.
Copy !req
1247. Sorry about your nose
Copy !req
1248. And being just insane.
Copy !req
1249. That's okay.
Copy !req
1250. And I'm sorry
that I yelled.
Copy !req
1251. You're not insane.
Copy !req
1252. I know
you're just scared.
Copy !req
1253. Oh. Zane and I,
we had sex,
Copy !req
1254. And then he split right
before you started screaming.
Copy !req
1255. I seriously
can't take this anymore.
Copy !req
1256. I mean, is this real,
or am I just going crazy?
Copy !req
1257. I think both, dude.
Copy !req
1258. Who are you calling?
Copy !req
1259. It's 4:00
in the morning.
Copy !req
1260. They're open.
Copy !req
1261. 911 emergency.
Copy !req
1262. Hi. I'd like
to report a murder.
Copy !req
1263. Could I have
some more coffee?
Copy !req
1264. Sure.
Copy !req
1265. You want me
to make this run?
Copy !req
1266. Ah, I got it.
I need another cup, too.
Copy !req
1267. All right, let's
go over this again.
Copy !req
1268. Okay.
Copy !req
1269. Now, you called in
to report a murder,
Copy !req
1270. Maybe two, you don't know.
Copy !req
1271. I do know.
Copy !req
1272. Definitely
several murders.
Copy !req
1273. I witnessed
at least two.
Copy !req
1274. On video.
Copy !req
1275. And you say that
both of these murder—
Copy !req
1276. Well, all these murders
were performed
Copy !req
1277. By the same guy,
the same person,
Copy !req
1278. This, uh, smiley.
Copy !req
1279. Okay. Well, just so—
Copy !req
1280. Just so we
get this straight...
Copy !req
1281. Smiley appears
behind people
Copy !req
1282. In an anonymous
video chat,
Copy !req
1283. Like from out of
cyberspace or something,
Copy !req
1284. When the other person
types in, uh,
Copy !req
1285. "I did it for the lulz. I did it for the lulz.
I did it for the lulz."
Copy !req
1286. Yes. I told you,
I know it sounds crazy.
Copy !req
1287. But, I mean,
it happened.
Copy !req
1288. Hmm. Yeah.
Copy !req
1289. And he—he chased me
across campus,
Copy !req
1290. And then he
tried to kill me.
Copy !req
1291. And then you woke up.
Copy !req
1292. But I must have
blacked out.
Copy !req
1293. Maybe he did
something to me.
Copy !req
1294. I'm gonna
tell you the part
Copy !req
1295. I'm having
a hard time with.
Copy !req
1296. All of it.
Copy !req
1297. But...
Copy !req
1298. Look, look, look.
Listen. Listen.
Copy !req
1299. Just hear me out.
This is what it looks like
Copy !req
1300. From my perspective
as a police detective.
Copy !req
1301. First of all,
you have no victim.
Copy !req
1302. But we do
have victims.
Copy !req
1303. But there are no bodies.
Copy !req
1304. You say you saw
dead people,
Copy !req
1305. But you don't know
who they are,
Copy !req
1306. Except for some nicknames
that, uh, nobody can trace.
Copy !req
1307. It is very difficult
to investigate a crime
Copy !req
1308. When it's not very clear
that any crime has been done.
Copy !req
1309. You haven't found
a single body?
Copy !req
1310. We find bodies
all the time.
Copy !req
1311. We just haven't found one that fit
the description that you gave.
Copy !req
1312. And nobody's
called in about smiley?
Copy !req
1313. No, we've had a few calls
about this smiley character,
Copy !req
1314. But yours is the first one
that we've taken
Copy !req
1315. Seriously enough
to have this talk.
Copy !req
1316. Now, you look like
a nice girl
Copy !req
1317. That nobody
would want to hurt,
Copy !req
1318. So I gotta ask you.
Copy !req
1319. Are you on the wrong end
of some kind of prank?
Copy !req
1320. You been punk'd?
Copy !req
1321. No!
Copy !req
1322. Why won't you
believe me?
Copy !req
1323. Look, I'll show you
everything I'm talking about.
Copy !req
1324. You're welcome.
Copy !req
1325. Let me show you
something first.
Copy !req
1326. Coop.
Copy !req
1327. How did you get that?
Copy !req
1328. How did we get it?
Copy !req
1329. I think pretty much
everybody got it.
Copy !req
1330. Over 5 million views
since yesterday.
Copy !req
1331. Maybe he took it.
Maybe he took it.
Copy !req
1332. We have to take allegations like
the one you called in seriously,
Copy !req
1333. So we're not gonna press charges
against you for wasting our time.
Copy !req
1334. If you believe
everything
Copy !req
1335. That you
told us tonight,
Copy !req
1336. Please, please,
Copy !req
1337. You need to see
a psychiatrist.
Copy !req
1338. I am seeing
a psychiatrist.
Copy !req
1339. I am.
Copy !req
1340. Well, that's too bad.
Copy !req
1341. Uhh! This is bullshit!
Copy !req
1342. Well, at least my nose isn't broken.
I guess that's good news.
Copy !req
1343. Proxy, they didn't
believe any of it.
Copy !req
1344. How can everything
just be gone?
Copy !req
1345. I don't know.
Copy !req
1346. Okay, we did
the same thing
Copy !req
1347. In my interview room, and
I just— I don't know.
Copy !req
1348. It's just weird. He—it—okay,
whatever smiley is,
Copy !req
1349. He's just
playing with us.
Copy !req
1350. But how can you erase everything
over the whole Internet?
Copy !req
1351. You can't.
Copy !req
1352. Not if you're human.
Copy !req
1353. I promise
I'm feeling better.
Copy !req
1354. And it's not like I'm saying
yesterday I was crazy
Copy !req
1355. And today I'm not.
Copy !req
1356. I still believe
everything I said,
Copy !req
1357. But it was just really weird
at the police station.
Copy !req
1358. And?
Copy !req
1359. Look, I'm not there yet,
Copy !req
1360. But maybe I've
been having trouble
Copy !req
1361. With what's real
and what's not.
Copy !req
1362. Good.
Copy !req
1363. Is it bad?
Copy !req
1364. Acknowledging it
is good.
Copy !req
1365. That's a scary thing to do,
Copy !req
1366. Admit that your perceptions are in
conflict with objective reality,
Copy !req
1367. And it's the first step to bringing
them in line with each other.
Copy !req
1368. Are you sure?
Copy !req
1369. Trust me. This is good.
Copy !req
1370. Thanks so much
for doing this.
Copy !req
1371. Hey, being a total nerd is
good for something, right?
Copy !req
1372. You're not a nerd.
Copy !req
1373. And it's so awesome that you
gave me your old computer.
Copy !req
1374. Ah, well,
that's what friends do.
Copy !req
1375. You didn't
have to do that.
Copy !req
1376. I know,
but I wanted to.
Copy !req
1377. So not to be
any nerdier than usual,
Copy !req
1378. But this computer is
fully equipped, okay?
Copy !req
1379. It has your own firewall,
128-bit encryption
Copy !req
1380. And a 256-bit key.
Copy !req
1381. I don't know
what you just said,
Copy !req
1382. But sounds good.
Copy !req
1383. Okay,
this is the dungeon.
Copy !req
1384. I am the dungeon master.
Copy !req
1385. This is the dungeon
master's key.
Copy !req
1386. Why, thank you,
dungeon master.
Copy !req
1387. You're welcome,
princess.
Copy !req
1388. Unfortunately
the dungeon master
Copy !req
1389. Never gets
the princess.
Copy !req
1390. Sometimes they do.
Copy !req
1391. Whoa!
Copy !req
1392. Ohh!
Copy !req
1393. Heh. You crazy kids.
Copy !req
1394. Hi.
Copy !req
1395. So you're sure
you're cool with me
Copy !req
1396. Going to my parents'
for the weekend?
Copy !req
1397. I just—I really
gotta clear my head.
Copy !req
1398. Yeah, totally.
Copy !req
1399. Oh. Okay, well, uh,
I should probably go,
Copy !req
1400. So see you later?
Copy !req
1401. Bye, dungeon master.
Copy !req
1402. Dungeon master?
Copy !req
1403. That's kinky.
Copy !req
1404. Not like that.
Copy !req
1405. The nerd kind
of dungeon master.
Copy !req
1406. Yeah.
Copy !req
1407. He's sweet.
Copy !req
1408. Whatever.
No judging here.
Copy !req
1409. There are handcuffs in my
underwear drawer if you need 'em.
Copy !req
1410. If you need me,
call me.
Copy !req
1411. Otherwise, I don't know.
We could just,
Copy !req
1412. Like, video chat
the whole time.
Copy !req
1413. Okay.
Copy !req
1414. You'll be fine.
Copy !req
1415. I know.
I'll talk to you?
Copy !req
1416. Text me.
Okay.
Copy !req
1417. Okay.
Have a good weekend.
Copy !req
1418. Yeah, have fun.
Copy !req
1419. So much fun. Bye.
Copy !req
1420. Heh. Yes, really,
daddy, I'm fine.
Copy !req
1421. Okay, sweetheart.
Copy !req
1422. You know you can always call
me if you need me, right?
Copy !req
1423. Yes, I know.
Copy !req
1424. I love you.
Copy !req
1425. I love you back. Heh.
Copy !req
1426. Oh, my God.
Thank God you're there.
Copy !req
1427. Hey, what's up?
Are you okay?
Copy !req
1428. I can't find Zane.
Copy !req
1429. Zane?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1430. Um, we were gonna
do stuff on video chat.
Copy !req
1431. It's the only thing
he's never late for.
Copy !req
1432. What? What, you think he's
hooking up with some other slut?
Copy !req
1433. Mm, or...
Copy !req
1434. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1435. Smiley?
Copy !req
1436. I'm gonna call the cops.
Copy !req
1437. No. I'll go.
Copy !req
1438. No, you can't go
by yourself.
Copy !req
1439. Binder will
come with me.
Copy !req
1440. Uh, okay, fine, fine.
Copy !req
1441. Okay, fine. Yeah,
I guess if he goes with you.
Copy !req
1442. Okay, stay online. I'll make
sure everything's okay.
Copy !req
1443. Be careful!
Copy !req
1444. Yeah. Bye.
Copy !req
1445. Hey, you've reached
binder's voice mail.
Copy !req
1446. Leave me a message.
Copy !req
1447. Hey, binder. It's Ashley.
Copy !req
1448. Could you give me
a call when you get this?
Copy !req
1449. Proxy just called me,
and Zane's not, um—
Copy !req
1450. Just call me when you
get this, okay?
Copy !req
1451. Zane!
Copy !req
1452. Hello?
Copy !req
1453. Are you here?
Copy !req
1454. Hello?
Copy !req
1455. Zane?
Copy !req
1456. Ashley.
Copy !req
1457. Ashley.
Copy !req
1458. Ashley. Ashley.
Copy !req
1459. Ashley. Ashley.
No!
Copy !req
1460. Ashley. Ashley.
Copy !req
1461. This is diamond.
Copy !req
1462. You have to help me.
Copy !req
1463. Zane's dead.
Copy !req
1464. I'm sorry. Who is this?
Copy !req
1465. Ashley. Ashley Brooks.
Copy !req
1466. I called you about
the serial killer.
Copy !req
1467. Ah, Ms. Brooks. Heh heh.
Copy !req
1468. Is this another one of your
friends from cyberspace?
Copy !req
1469. Yes.
Copy !req
1470. He's dead. I saw the
body in person.
Copy !req
1471. Ms. Brooks.
Copy !req
1472. Hello?
Copy !req
1473. She dropped the call.
Copy !req
1474. I'm sure
she'll call back.
Copy !req
1475. Wha—did you just
hang up on me?
Copy !req
1476. Fucking crackpots.
Copy !req
1477. What the fuck?
Copy !req
1478. Ashley?
Proxy!
Copy !req
1479. Ashley. Ashley,
what's going on?
Copy !req
1480. Zane's dead.
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1481. Smiley cut off his face.
Oh, my God, Ashley.
Copy !req
1482. There's blood
everywhere.
Copy !req
1483. Call the police.
Call 911. 911.
Copy !req
1484. No.
Copy !req
1485. No?
Copy !req
1486. This has to stop now.
Copy !req
1487. Oh, my God. No, no, no.
Copy !req
1488. Ashley, no.
Copy !req
1489. Do it.
Copy !req
1490. No. You can't.
Copy !req
1491. Come on. Do it
before I change my mind.
Copy !req
1492. Fuck.
Copy !req
1493. Are you sure?
Copy !req
1494. You have to mean it,
proxy.
Copy !req
1495. You have to picture him
killing me.
Copy !req
1496. Oh, my God. Binder.
Copy !req
1497. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1498. I'm so sorry. I really didn't
mean to do this to you.
Copy !req
1499. It was an accident.
I promise.
Copy !req
1500. It was an accident.
Copy !req
1501. You're gonna be fine.
Copy !req
1502. You're gonna be fine,
okay. Just breathe.
Copy !req
1503. What the...
Copy !req
1504. What brings people
to do the things they do?
Copy !req
1505. Reason and ethics can
explain some of man's motives,
Copy !req
1506. But only some.
Copy !req
1507. We all have the capacity
to commit the most...
Copy !req
1508. Vicious of acts,
the cruelest of atrocities,
Copy !req
1509. To do something
simply because we can.
Copy !req
1510. But what prevents us
from doing the unthinkable?
Copy !req
1511. From crossing over from
the light and into the dark?
Copy !req
1512. Every community
lives by a moral code,
Copy !req
1513. And when that code
is broken,
Copy !req
1514. We're led to believe that a force has
been unleashed onto the universe...
Copy !req
1515. A score needed to be settled...
Copy !req
1516. A bounty to be collected.
Copy !req
1517. Of course,
we can never know for sure
Copy !req
1518. The consequences
of our actions.
Copy !req
1519. But one thing we know for sure
Copy !req
1520. Is that our actions
will have consequences.
Copy !req
1521. And in the struggle
between good and evil...
Copy !req
1522. We'll never know
who has the last laugh.
Copy !req
1523. Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Copy !req
1524. Ohh.
Copy !req
1525. Boys, we fucking
did it.
Copy !req
1526. Dude, that bitch
went fucking splat.
Copy !req
1527. Yeah, I gotta
instagram that.
Copy !req
1528. Guys, what happened?
Copy !req
1529. We didn't even
get to come out.
Copy !req
1530. Our noob fell
Copy !req
1531. And broke her neck.
Copy !req
1532. She's dead.
Copy !req
1533. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1534. That's awesome.
Copy !req
1535. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1536. We have to get
out of here.
Copy !req
1537. Oh, relax.
We're fine.
Copy !req
1538. Oh, my God! Ashley!
Copy !req
1539. Ashley!
What's going on?
Copy !req
1540. Oh, my God.
Shut up, you whore.
Copy !req
1541. It's over.
Copy !req
1542. What do you mean
it's over?
Copy !req
1543. She fell on her head,
and now she's dead.
Copy !req
1544. Oh. That rhymed.
Copy !req
1545. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1546. That's fantastic!
Copy !req
1547. Hey, uh, Daniel day-Lewis,
Copy !req
1548. Your girlfriend just landed a
triple lindy on her brain.
Copy !req
1549. What up?
Copy !req
1550. Ah, and I didn't even
get to fuck her?
Copy !req
1551. Ah, well, she's not
going anywhere.
Copy !req
1552. You're right. Hmm.
Copy !req
1553. Oh, and, uh, by the way, good
call on the double kill.
Copy !req
1554. I really thought I cut
you up there for a sec.
Copy !req
1555. Ah, well, you know,
a little latex
Copy !req
1556. And corn syrup
goes a long way.
Copy !req
1557. Wait. Did Ashley
do it on purpose,
Copy !req
1558. Or it was
an accident?
Copy !req
1559. It was
an accident,
Copy !req
1560. But we're still calling
it a win for anonymous.
Copy !req
1561. Whoo!
Uh, not sure
Copy !req
1562. Our hacktivist branch
will condone this.
Copy !req
1563. Okay, you know what?
Copy !req
1564. Fuck those guys.
Copy !req
1565. They don't get to say who's
anonymous and who's not.
Copy !req
1566. The troll army?
Copy !req
1567. They don't have any
command or control.
Copy !req
1568. I mean, they say
we're off message?
Copy !req
1569. No, fuck them.
They're off message.
Copy !req
1570. Because, I mean, there's
only one reason to troll.
Copy !req
1571. For the lulz.
Copy !req
1572. For the lulz!
For the lulz!
Copy !req
1573. Amen, brother.
Copy !req
1574. Well, now that
she's dead,
Copy !req
1575. I guess smiley's
dead, too, right?
Copy !req
1576. Heh. God,
you know what, kells?
Copy !req
1577. I'm really glad we
killed you off early,
Copy !req
1578. 'cause I feel like you
just don't get it.
Copy !req
1579. You see,
smiley's not dead.
Copy !req
1580. Smiley is immortal.
Copy !req
1581. Smiley'll be around
longer than any of us.
Copy !req
1582. You know, he's like
the pyramids
Copy !req
1583. Or the great work
of William Shakespeare.
Copy !req
1584. He's chocolate rain.
Copy !req
1585. And these masks,
Copy !req
1586. They're in boxes
all over campus
Copy !req
1587. And about
20 other campuses.
Copy !req
1588. It's only a matter of time before
the copycats start rolling in.
Copy !req
1589. Smiley can be anyone
Copy !req
1590. Anywhere
at any time.
Copy !req
1591. The first viral
serial killer.
Copy !req
1592. Oh, God,
something tells me
Copy !req
1593. Smiley's gonna be really
popular this Halloween.
Copy !req
1594. Ah, it's gonna
be historic.
Copy !req
1595. People are gonna be speaking
our names for generations.
Copy !req
1596. Except they don't actually
know our names, right?
Copy !req
1597. You know what?
Copy !req
1598. That part's actually
really important.
Copy !req
1599. We should probably
get our shit
Copy !req
1600. And get the fuck
out of here.
Copy !req
1601. I kind of have a boner.
Copy !req
1602. Is that weird?
Copy !req
1603. Look, Zane, um,
is she really dead?
Copy !req
1604. Uh, yeah.
Copy !req
1605. She's really,
really, really dead.
Copy !req
1606. Are we bad people?
Copy !req
1607. Yeah.
Copy !req
1608. Why did we do this?
Seriously?
Copy !req
1609. Oh, well, I don't know
why you did it,
Copy !req
1610. But I know why I did it.
Copy !req
1611. That's not funny,
Zane.
Copy !req
1612. We really
killed her.
Copy !req
1613. Oh, come on.
She killed herself.
Copy !req
1614. Yeah.
Copy !req
1615. Proxy!
Copy !req
1616. Holy shit.
Copy !req