1. YOUNG MAN, IN THE FUTURE,
PLEASE DEPOSIT THE PAPERCopy !req
2. INSIDE ITS DESIGNATED
TARGET AREA.Copy !req
3. NO PROBLEM, LADY. WHATEVER.Copy !req
4. LADY?Copy !req
5. I WILL BE MONITORING YOUR
ACCURACY FROM NOW ON.Copy !req
6. WHOA!Copy !req
7. MORNING PAPER.Copy !req
8. OH, MILES!Copy !req
9. I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF
PUBLICITY WE'VE BEEN
GETTING.Copy !req
10. LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
11. ISN'T THAT FABULOUS?Copy !req
12. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
THAT REPORTER HAS A
CRUSH ON YOU.Copy !req
13. YOU THINK EVERYBODY'S
GOT A CRUSH ON ME.Copy !req
14. THAT'S BECAUSE
MOST MEN DO.Copy !req
15. YOU'RE JUST TOO
BLIND TO SEE IT.Copy !req
16. NOT BLIND, JUST
VERY BUSY.Copy !req
17. SELF-INFLICTED.Copy !req
18. YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE BOOK,
"SMART WOMEN, FOOLISH CHOICES"?Copy !req
19. IT'S MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY!Copy !req
20. WORK IS MUCH
SAFER FOR ME.Copy !req
21. SAFE IS BORING.Copy !req
22. CAN WE STICK TO THE
TASK AT HAND, PLEASE?Copy !req
23. I'M THRILLED TO SEE THE
NEWSPAPER RETRIEVAL SYSTEM
WORKING SO FLAWLESSLY.Copy !req
24. THE WHOLE HOUSE IS
RUNNING AT MAX
EFFICIENCY.Copy !req
25. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
OF YOURSELF, SARA.Copy !req
26. IT'S A MASTERPIECE.Copy !req
27. YOU MADE SURE YOU
DOWNLOADED ALL THE
VISUALS?Copy !req
28. UH-HUH.Copy !req
29. GOOD.Copy !req
30. PAT, WHAT'S THE CURRENT
TEMPERATURE, PLEASE?Copy !req
31. CLIMATE ON TARGET
AT 72.5 DEGREES.Copy !req
32. UH-HMMM. THANK YOU, PAT.Copy !req
33. YOU'RE WELCOME, SARA.Copy !req
34. VOICE IDENTIFICATION
UP AND RUNNING.Copy !req
35. LIKE I SAID, IT'S
ALL TOP-NOTCH.Copy !req
36. THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR
YOU TO DO IS SIT BACKCopy !req
37. AND WAIT FOR SOME LUCKY
FAMILY TO MOVE INCopy !req
38. AND SCREW IT ALL UP.Copy !req
39. HELLO?Copy !req
40. SORRY. HE'S NOT.Copy !req
41. CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?Copy !req
42. MELANIE?Copy !req
43. CAN I TELL HIM WHAT
IT'S REGARDING?Copy !req
44. REALLY?Copy !req
45. YEAH. I'LL LET HIM KNOW.Copy !req
46. NO. I WON'T FORGET. BYE.Copy !req
47. ALL RIGHT. NAPKINS.Copy !req
48. DAD...Copy !req
49. SIS...Copy !req
50. FORK AND KNIFE...Copy !req
51. C'MON, MUTT. WE'VE
GOTTA PICK UP ANGIE.Copy !req
52. C'MON, MUTT.Copy !req
53. BYE.Copy !req
54. HEY. HOW 'BOUT A
"THANK YOU"?Copy !req
55. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.Copy !req
56. OK. SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
57. THANK YOU FOR NOT BURNING.Copy !req
58. HEY, GET GOING ON YOUR
HOMEWORK, OK?Copy !req
59. I NEED YOU TO RUN
MY SPELLING WORDS.Copy !req
60. YEAH. ONE MINUTE.Copy !req
61. AND TAKE OFF THE
ROLLERBLADES IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
62. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS
TIME, COMPUTER BOY?Copy !req
63. WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT
ENTERING? THIS HOUSE IS
SUPPOSED TO BE MINE.Copy !req
64. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
ENTERING ANOTHER CONTEST.Copy !req
65. JUST GO STUDY YOUR
SPELLING WORDS, PLEASE.Copy !req
66. SENDING NOW...Copy !req
67. NOW CAN YOU HELP ME RUN
MY SPELLING WORDS?Copy !req
68. ONE SECOND.Copy !req
69. C'MON, MUTT.
TIME TO EAT.Copy !req
70. "LESSON."Copy !req
71. L-E-S-S-O-N.Copy !req
72. GOOD. "TEACHER."Copy !req
73. T-E-A-C-H-E-R.Copy !req
74. "PRACTICE."Copy !req
75. P-R-A-C-T-I-C-E.Copy !req
76. DAD!Copy !req
77. AH, THERE'S MY
BEAUTIFUL PUMKIN.Copy !req
78. HOW'S EVERYTHING?Copy !req
79. GOOD.Copy !req
80. SOMETHING SURE
SMELLS GOOD.Copy !req
81. TUNA NOODLE.Copy !req
82. TUNA NOODLE.
MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
83. BEN! GOT YA SOMETHING.Copy !req
84. YOU GOT THE
SADLER ACCOUNT?Copy !req
85. ALL 48 STORES!Copy !req
86. IS THAT GOOD?Copy !req
87. IS THAT GOOD? THAT'S
INCREDIBLE! THAT'S
EXCELLENT!Copy !req
88. THAT'S AMAZING!Copy !req
89. GOOD. NOW YOU CAN
FINALLY START TO RELAX.Copy !req
90. AND YOU CAN START DATING,
SO WE CAN HAVE A NEW MOM.Copy !req
91. WHY WOULD HE WANT TO DO THAT?Copy !req
92. WE'RE ALREADY A PERFECT
FAMILY THE WAY WE ARE.Copy !req
93. WELL, I KNOW WE'VE
ALWAYS SAID WE'RE
A PERFECT FAMILY,Copy !req
94. BUT THERE'S STILL ROOM
FOR A LITTLE IMPROVEMENT,Copy !req
95. DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
96. NO.Copy !req
97. ANYWAY, THANKS TO ME, WE'RE SOON
GOING TO HAVE EVERYTHINGCopy !req
98. WE'LL EVER NEED.Copy !req
99. UH-HMM.Copy !req
100. IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING
HERE IN MONROE COUNTY.Copy !req
101. RISE AND SHINE AND ENJOY
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUNES.Copy !req
102. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
TOO. HAVE A GREAT DAY.Copy !req
103. STRAIGHT, DAD. THE PART IS
SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT.Copy !req
104. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU?Copy !req
105. I'VE TOLD YOU A
HUNDRED TIMES, ANG,Copy !req
106. I'M A GUY. I DON'T
HAVE THE HAIRDO GENE.Copy !req
107. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
AT LEAST MANAGE SOME
PIGGY TAILS?Copy !req
108. WILL YOU NOT YELL AT ME
IF IT ISN'T PERFECT?Copy !req
109. I'M NOT MAKING
ANY PROMISES.Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
111. HOLD ON.Copy !req
112. ALMOST THERE.Copy !req
113. FORGET IT. LET'S GO.Copy !req
114. WE'RE LATE
ENOUGH AS IT IS.Copy !req
115. WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HAIR?Copy !req
116. SO I'LL LOOK LIKE A
FREAK. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?Copy !req
117. HEY, BEN!Copy !req
118. WE'RE HEADING OUT
FOR ANGIE'S PARTY.Copy !req
119. WANNA COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE?Copy !req
120. NO. THANKS, DAD. I HAVE
SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.Copy !req
121. AW, BEN. NOT ANOTHER CONTEST.Copy !req
122. TRUST ME, DAD. THIS ONE
YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME FOR.Copy !req
123. COME ON.
WE'RE LATE.Copy !req
124. REMEMBER, ALL ENTRIES MUST BE
SENT BY ELECTRONIC MAILCopy !req
125. AND LOGGED IN NO LATER
THAN 10:00 PM TONIGHT.Copy !req
126. ENTRANTS MUST RESIDE
IN MONROE COUNTY.Copy !req
127. MULTIPLE ENTRIES ACCEPTED.Copy !req
128. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
129. SEND NOW.Copy !req
130. GOOD NEWS IS, ABOUT A QUARTER OF
THOSE ENTRIES SHOULD BE MINE.Copy !req
131. YOU KNOW YOU'RE
OBSESSING, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
132. OBSESSING IS
WHAT I DO BEST.Copy !req
133. RELAX. THE BOSS
DIGS THIS PLACE.Copy !req
134. HE TOTALLY DIGS THE
IDEA OF THE PLACE.Copy !req
135. BUT TONIGHT HE'S GONNA
FINALLY SEE THE REALITY.Copy !req
136. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
THE EXECUTIVE
MENTALITY?Copy !req
137. NEVER SHOW UP
TILL THE CAMERAS
ARE AROUND.Copy !req
138. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE ACTUALLY PICKINGCopy !req
139. THE CONTEST WINNER TONIGHT.Copy !req
140. WOULDN'T IT MAKE
MORE SENSE TO DO IT
IN THE MORNING?Copy !req
141. WELL, TUTTLE WANTED A
10:00 PM ENTRY DEADLINECopy !req
142. TO MAKE SURE THE
ANNOUNCEMENT MADE
THE MORNING PAPERS.Copy !req
143. ARE YOU BEGINNING TO EXPERIENCE
A LITTLE SEPARATION ANXIETY?Copy !req
144. I DON'T KNOW, MILES.Copy !req
145. AFTER ALL I'VE INVESTED
IN THIS PROJECT,Copy !req
146. I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT EVERYTHINGCopy !req
147. GOES AS PERFECTLY AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
148. BUTLER!Copy !req
149. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF YOUR CAGE?Copy !req
150. WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO SCARE MAMA?Copy !req
151. VISITOR APPROACHING,
SARA.Copy !req
152. OK. THANK YOU, PAT.Copy !req
153. MILES?Copy !req
154. MILES!Copy !req
155. PLAYTIME'S OVER.Copy !req
156. IT'S D-DAY. LET'S GO.Copy !req
157. 'NIGHT, DAD.Copy !req
158. HEY, MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
159. ALL SHOWERED?Copy !req
160. UM-HUH.Copy !req
161. BRUSHED
YOUR TEETH?Copy !req
162. PICKED OUT YOUR
CLOTHES FOR
TOMORROW?Copy !req
163. ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME
A HUG AND A KISS.Copy !req
164. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
165. TWO TONS?Copy !req
166. TWO TONS—SIX TONS!Copy !req
167. I'LL BE UP IN TEN
MINUTES TO TUCK YOU IN.
SCOOT.Copy !req
168. OK.Copy !req
169. BYE, DAD.Copy !req
170. I LOVE YOU, SON.Copy !req
171. LOVE YOU.Copy !req
172. HEY, YOU'RE NOT STILL
LOGGED ON THE INTERNET,
ARE YOU?Copy !req
173. WHY?Copy !req
174. HOW'S ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO
CALL US IF YOU'RE ALWAYSCopy !req
175. TYING UP THE LINE?Copy !req
176. WE'RE ALL HERE.Copy !req
177. WHO ELSE DO YOU
NEED TO TALK TO?Copy !req
178. GEE, I DON'T KNOW, BEN.Copy !req
179. YOU KNOW... YOUR
GRANDPARENTS, A
FRIEND, MAYBE.Copy !req
180. ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
181. I'LL BE OFF AT
EXACTLY 10:01.Copy !req
182. I PROMISE.Copy !req
183. LISTEN. SPEAKING OF CALLS,Copy !req
184. YOU HAVEN'T NEGLECTED TO GIVE ME
ANY MESSAGES LATELY, HAVE YOU?Copy !req
185. WELL, LIKE FROM WHO?Copy !req
186. AH, A WOMAN NAMED... UH...Copy !req
187. OH, MELANIE.Copy !req
188. SHE CALLED?Copy !req
189. YEAH. LAST THURSDAY.Copy !req
190. I'M REALLY, REALLY
SORRY, DAD.Copy !req
191. I GUESS I JUST FORGOT.Copy !req
192. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOUCopy !req
193. TO PLEASE WRITE
DOWN MY MESSAGES?Copy !req
194. THAT HAPPENS TO BE THE
WOMAN THAT MRS. MACATEECopy !req
195. WAS TRYING TO FIX ME UP WITH.Copy !req
196. WELL, BLOW HER OFF.Copy !req
197. TRUST ME. I MEAN, THIS
LADY SOUNDED LIKE...Copy !req
198. WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I
COULD TELL SHE'S DEFINITELYCopy !req
199. NOT YOUR TYPE.Copy !req
200. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE
BEEN OUT WITH ANYBODYCopy !req
201. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
HAVE A TYPE?Copy !req
202. WELL, EXACTLY.Copy !req
203. I MEAN, YOU'RE DOING SO
GREAT WITHOUT A WOMANCopy !req
204. WHY ROCK THE BOAT?Copy !req
205. GOOD NIGHT, BENJAMIN.Copy !req
206. 'NIGHT, DAD.Copy !req
207. UMMM... 8,411.Copy !req
208. SARA, MILES,Copy !req
209. I'M VERY PLEASED WITH THE NUMBER
OF RESPONSES WE'VE GENERATED.Copy !req
210. WELL, THANKS TO THE
CONSTANT HARD WORKCopy !req
211. OF OUR ESTEEMED
PUBLICIST.Copy !req
212. COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT SUCH AN EXCITINGCopy !req
213. AND INNOVATIVE HOUSE
TO PROMOTE, SARA.Copy !req
214. WELL, WE'RE JUST A REGULAR
MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY,
AREN'T WE?Copy !req
215. TEN O'CLOCK.Copy !req
216. OH!Copy !req
217. THE CONTEST IS
NOW CLOSED.Copy !req
218. MEANING WE CAN
SELECT OUR WINNER?Copy !req
219. OH! COULD PAT HAVE THE HONORS?Copy !req
220. CAN SHE DO THAT?Copy !req
221. MR. TUTTLE, YOU CUT
ME TO THE QUICK.Copy !req
222. I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU KNOW THIS,Copy !req
223. BUT MY SMART HOUSE CAN
DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
224. BY ALL MEANS.Copy !req
225. GOOD.Copy !req
226. PAT, PROCESS CONTEST
ENTRIES, PLEASE.Copy !req
227. YES, SARA. ACCESSING
CONTEST ENTRIES.Copy !req
228. INITIATE RANDOM
SHUFFLE MODE, PLEASE.Copy !req
229. INITIATING RANDOM SHUFFLE MODE.Copy !req
230. NOW, PAT, MAKE A SELECTION.Copy !req
231. LUCKY ELECTRONIC
POSTCARD ACCESSED.Copy !req
232. AND THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
233. STILL BUSY.Copy !req
234. THERE DEFINITELY MUST BE A
TEENAGER IN THAT HOUSE.Copy !req
235. KEEP TRYING, MILES.Copy !req
236. IF IT GETS TOO LATE,Copy !req
237. YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
238. HUH!Copy !req
239. OH, MAN!Copy !req
240. THANKS A LOT, YOU GUYS!Copy !req
241. WASN'T ANYBODY
GONNA WAKE ME UP?Copy !req
242. DIDN'T YOUR
ALARM GO OFF?Copy !req
243. NO. I NEVER SET IT. I FELL
ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER.Copy !req
244. UH-HUH.Copy !req
245. OH, MAN! WE'RE GONNA
BE LATER THAN USUAL.Copy !req
246. AND NOBODY'S EVEN MADE
OUR LUNCHES YET.Copy !req
247. OK. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUY
TODAY SO WE CAN GET GOING?Copy !req
248. THERE'S FOR YOU.
THERE'S FOR YOU.Copy !req
249. HEY, DID THE GUYS FROM
THE SMART HOUSE CALL?Copy !req
250. OH, DIDN'T I TELL YOU?Copy !req
251. WE WON A BRAND NEW HOUSE
WITH ALL NEW FURNISHINGS.Copy !req
252. I GUESS IT JUST
SLIPPED MY MIND.Copy !req
253. YEAH. FUNNY.Copy !req
254. LET'S GO.Copy !req
255. I'LL GET IT!Copy !req
256. LET THE MACHINE GET IT.Copy !req
257. WE'VE GOT TO HIT THE ROAD.Copy !req
258. OUT, OUT, OUT. MARCH.Copy !req
259. HI. YOU'VE REACHED
THE COOPER FAMILY.Copy !req
260. WE'RE PROBABLY OUT, SO
LEAVE A MESSAGE AND
WE'LL CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
261. IF YOU'RE LUCKY.Copy !req
262. WAY TO GO, COOPER!Copy !req
263. WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
264. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
265. SO, ANYWAYS, I FELL ASLEEP
LAST NIGHT ABOUT TENCopy !req
266. AND I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
AND STILL NO CALL.Copy !req
267. MAYBE THEY'LL CALL TODAY.Copy !req
268. MAYBE.Copy !req
269. COOPER!Copy !req
270. WHERE'S THE SCIENCE
REPORT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR ME, BENNY BOY?Copy !req
271. RYAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE
THAT BY USING OTHER
PEOPLE'S WORK,Copy !req
272. ALL YOU'RE ULTIMATELY DOING
IS HURTING YOURSELF?Copy !req
273. HOW CAN I BE HURTING
MYSELF, GEEK,Copy !req
274. WHEN I'M TOO BUSY
HURTING YOU?Copy !req
275. SCIENCE REPORT IN MY
LOCKER BEFORE LUNCH!Copy !req
276. I THINK I'M
ACTUALLY GROWING
BALONEY IN HERE.Copy !req
277. HERE HE COMES!Copy !req
278. CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
279. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
LUCKY YOU ARE!Copy !req
280. LUCKY? LUCKY FOR WHAT?Copy !req
281. FOR THIS!Copy !req
282. IT'S US? WE WON?Copy !req
283. WE WON! ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
284. C'MON, BEN. THERE'S
GOTTA BE A CATCH.Copy !req
285. THEY DON'T GIVE AWAY A—
WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?Copy !req
286. A HOUSE OF THE FUTURE
WITHOUT WANTINGCopy !req
287. SOME KIND OF
SOMETHING IN RETURN.Copy !req
288. YOU CAN'T BLOW THIS, DAD.Copy !req
289. PLEASE, I'M NOT
EXAGGERATING.Copy !req
290. IT IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.Copy !req
291. IF YOU'VE GOT A
PAPER THERE,Copy !req
292. GRAB THE LOCAL SECTION
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
293. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.Copy !req
294. BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
295. AND PRACTICAL TOO.Copy !req
296. YOU KNOW HER?Copy !req
297. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
298. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
299. THE SMART HOUSE.Copy !req
300. WELL, UH, I DON'T
SEE WHY WE CAN'T
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
301. YES!Copy !req
302. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
303. FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO THANK
YOU ALL FOR COMING TODAY.Copy !req
304. IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE
SUCH A WONDERFUL TURNOUTCopy !req
305. FROM THE PRESS CORPS.Copy !req
306. ALTHOUGH I WAS GONNA INTRODUCE
THE CONTEST WINNERS MYSELF,Copy !req
307. IT SEEMS MORE APPROPRIATE TO LET
SMART HOUSE DO THE HONORS.Copy !req
308. PAT!Copy !req
309. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
310. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO OUR NEWEST OCCUPANTS,Copy !req
311. THE COOPER FAMILY,
NICK, BEN, AND ANGIE.Copy !req
312. SARA.Copy !req
313. THANK YOU, PAT.Copy !req
314. EXCUSE ME, MS.
BARNES... PAT?Copy !req
315. IT STANDS FOR PERSONAL
APPLIED TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
316. MS. BARNES, DO
YOUR WINNERSCopy !req
317. HAVE TO HAVE EXTENSIVE
COMPUTER KNOWLEDGECopy !req
318. TO LIVE IN THE
SMART HOUSE?Copy !req
319. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.Copy !req
320. PAT IS THE MOST USER-FRIENDLY
HOME ON THE BLOCK.Copy !req
321. HOW DOES PAT ACTUALLY
GET TO LEARNCopy !req
322. AND TO KNOW ABOUT
HER NEW OCCUPANTS?Copy !req
323. THE SAME WAY YOU OR I WOULD.Copy !req
324. SHE OBSERVES THEM,
STUDIES THEIR HABITS,Copy !req
325. KEYS INTO THEIR EVERY NEED.Copy !req
326. PAT'S ABILITY TO
LEARN ON THE JOBCopy !req
327. IS HER MOST ADVANCED FEATURE.Copy !req
328. IS THERE ANYTHING
THIS HOUSE CAN'T DO?Copy !req
329. MIME. BUT WE FEEL THAT
THAT'S A GOOD THING.Copy !req
330. OOW!Copy !req
331. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT
THING WAS GONNA BITE ME.Copy !req
332. I'M SORRY. THAT'S
JUST PAT'S WAY OF
GETTING TO KNOW YOU.Copy !req
333. ANGIE COOPER. AGE NINE, 52
INCHES TALL, 62 POUNDS,Copy !req
334. BLOND HAIR, BROWN EYES,
12% BODY FAT,Copy !req
335. HAD MEASLES AND ONE EARLY CASE
OF PNEUMONIA, NO BROKEN BONES.Copy !req
336. WHOA! HOW'D SHE
KNOW ALL THAT?Copy !req
337. THE BITE.Copy !req
338. THE BITE YOU FELT WAS A
TINY, MICROSCOPICCopy !req
339. BLOOD AND TISSUE SAMPLE.Copy !req
340. SHE ANALYZED YOUR DNA,
REGISTERED YOUR BODY
TEMPERATURE,Copy !req
341. AND THEN BROKE DOWN YOUR
ENTIRE MEDICAL HISTORY.Copy !req
342. WOW. IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
343. THE THING ABOUT PAT IS, THE MORE
TIME SHE SPENDS WITH YOU,Copy !req
344. THE MORE SHE LEARNS.Copy !req
345. SO, BEFORE LONG, SHE'S
GONNA KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUCopy !req
346. THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.Copy !req
347. THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
348. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE BIG
BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU,Copy !req
349. ONLY BIG BROTHER TURNS
OUT TO BE YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
350. WELL, SHE'S NOT INTERESTING
IN JUDGING YOUCopy !req
351. OR SPYING ON YOU,
MR. COOPER.Copy !req
352. NICK.Copy !req
353. NICK. SHE JUST WANTS TO
UNDERSTAND YOU BETTERCopy !req
354. SO SHE CAN MAKE YOUR
LIFE AS SIMPLECopy !req
355. AND COMFORTABLE
AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
356. HEY. SOUNDS GREAT TO ME.Copy !req
357. SHALL WE MOVE ON?Copy !req
358. LET ME GIVE YOU
THE TOUR.Copy !req
359. THE LIVING ROOM WAS DESIGNED
FOR ANY KIND OF LIVINGCopy !req
360. YOU MIGHT IMAGINE.Copy !req
361. EVEN IF I WANTED TO LIVE IN,
LIKE, ONE OF THOSE SAFARI CAMPS?Copy !req
362. PAT...Copy !req
363. WHOA...Copy !req
364. DAD!Copy !req
365. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING A
LITTLE LESS ADVENTUROUS?Copy !req
366. I'M SORRY. PAT, THAT'S
A LITTLE TOO INTENSE.Copy !req
367. CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING
MORE TRANQUIL, PLEASE?Copy !req
368. GO AHEAD. STEP CLOSER.Copy !req
369. YOU CAN ACTUALLY
FEEL THE MIST.Copy !req
370. PRETTY GREAT, HUH?Copy !req
371. LIKE BEING THERECopy !req
372. WITHOUT HAVING TO GET
COVERED IN THAT ICKY SAND.Copy !req
373. PAT, CAN WE LOOK AT
A MENU, PLEASE?Copy !req
374. LUNCH MENU OR
DINNER MENU, SARA?Copy !req
375. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON TAP
FOR SNACKS.Copy !req
376. ACTUALLY, I'M TRYING TO GET
THEM TO CUT DOWN ON SNACKS.Copy !req
377. NOT TO WORRY, NICK.Copy !req
378. MY DATABASE WAS PREPARED
BY A TEAM OF NUTRITIONISTSCopy !req
379. TO INSURE A BALANCED DIET FOR
EACH MEMBER OF THE FAMILY.Copy !req
380. BEN, SAY SOMETHING TO PAT.Copy !req
381. UH, HEY, PAT.
HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
382. FRUIT AND FIBER INTAKE IN
THE ACCEPTABLE RANGE.Copy !req
383. PROTEIN ADEQUATE.Copy !req
384. EXHIBITS TENDENCY TO
INGEST EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS
OF REFINED SUGAR.Copy !req
385. I TOLD YOU TO GO EASY
ON THE SUGAR BURSTIES.Copy !req
386. HOW'D SHE KNOW
ALL THAT?Copy !req
387. HER ATMOSPHERIC KITCHEN SENSORSCopy !req
388. ACT AS INSTANT
BREATHALYZERSCopy !req
389. AND BREAKDOWN
YOUR ENTIRE DIET.Copy !req
390. CARE TO GIVE IT A SHOT?Copy !req
391. NO, THANKS. I GET ENOUGH
GRIEF FROM MY DOCTOR.Copy !req
392. I'M THIRSTY. MAY I HAVE
A DRINK, PLEASE?Copy !req
393. SURE. ASK PAT.Copy !req
394. PAT, MAY I HAVE A...Copy !req
395. STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE?Copy !req
396. CERTAINLY, ANGIE.Copy !req
397. TA-DA!Copy !req
398. WOW.Copy !req
399. LOOK AT THAT, SON.Copy !req
400. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
401. WELL...?Copy !req
402. YUM!
GOOD.Copy !req
403. LISTEN—Copy !req
404. WHOOPS!Copy !req
405. OH, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
406. FLOOR ABSORBERS ACTIVATED.Copy !req
407. WHOA.Copy !req
408. WHERE'D IT GO?Copy !req
409. WHERE ALL SMART-HOUSE
SPILLS GO—Copy !req
410. STRAIGHT INTO PAT'S
FLOOR ABSORBERS.Copy !req
411. I COULD DEFINITELY
GET USED TO THIS.Copy !req
412. I THINK I
ALREADY HAVE.Copy !req
413. SO YOU MEAN WE'RE
GONNA DO IT?Copy !req
414. WE'RE GONNA MOVE IN?Copy !req
415. WHAT THE HECK? WHY NOT?Copy !req
416. COOL!Copy !req
417. I LOVE IT HERE!Copy !req
418. LISTEN. IF IT
DOESN'T WORK OUT,Copy !req
419. WE CAN ALL MOVE BACK
HOME, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
420. SURE. ALTHOUGH I THINK IT'S
ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU, NICK,Copy !req
421. THAT ONCE YOU GET USED TO
THIS PLACE— THE WAY I'VE
DESIGNED IT—Copy !req
422. ANY OTHER HOME IS JUST
GONNA BE A HOUSE.Copy !req
423. EXCUSE ME, ANNOYING SPICE.Copy !req
424. COULD YOU POSSIBLY KEEP
IT DOWN IN HERE?Copy !req
425. DAD LIKES SARA, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
426. SHUT UP.Copy !req
427. I SAW IT WITH MY
OWN TWO EYES.Copy !req
428. HE GAVE HER THE LOOK.Copy !req
429. YOUR PROBLEM IS THE MUSIC
YOU'RE LISTENING TO.Copy !req
430. IT'S ROTTING YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
431. DAD DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT DATING ANYONE,Copy !req
432. BECAUSE MOM WAS
WHO HE LOVED.Copy !req
433. AND BESIDES, HE'S GOT US.Copy !req
434. HE'D STILL BE ABLE TO HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND IF HE WANTS.Copy !req
435. YOU'RE SO IGNORANT!Copy !req
436. DO YOU REMEMBER OUR
MOTHER ANYMORE?Copy !req
437. A LITTLE.Copy !req
438. YEAH, WELL, I REMEMBER
HER A LOT, OK?Copy !req
439. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET HER GET
ERASED LIKE SHE WAS NEVER HERE.Copy !req
440. WHY DO YOU THINK I DON'T GO
OUT FOR THE BASKETBALL TEAMCopy !req
441. OR EVER HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIENDS?Copy !req
442. IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO
BUSY KILLING MYSELFCopy !req
443. MAKING SURE THAT OUR
LIVES RUN SMOOTHLY.Copy !req
444. YOU KNOW WHY?Copy !req
445. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET THE
IDEA THAT WE NEED A NEW MOM.Copy !req
446. THAT'S WHY I WORKED SO HARD
TO WIN THIS SMART HOUSE.Copy !req
447. ANYTHING I CAN'T DO, IT CAN.Copy !req
448. OK. SLOW YOUR
ROLL, WILL YA?Copy !req
449. I WASN'T TRYING TO
MAKE YOU MAD.Copy !req
450. LOOK. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
451. YOU JUST NEED TO LEARN TO THINK
BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
452. SORRY.Copy !req
453. BESIDES, SARA BARNES ISN'T
EVENLY REMOTELY DAD'S TYPE.Copy !req
454. I'M SERIOUS.Copy !req
455. THE GUY THEY CALLED
THE HALLOWEEN BANDIT.Copy !req
456. HE WORE A DIFFERENT SCARY
MASK TO EVERY BANK ROBBERY.Copy !req
457. I REMEMBER READING
ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
458. WELL, I DATED HIM.Copy !req
459. YOU DID NOT.Copy !req
460. I DID. I CAN'T REMEMBER
IF HE WAS BEFORECopy !req
461. OR AFTER THE RUBBER
CHICKEN MANUFACTURER.Copy !req
462. ANYWAY, HE WAS
ON THE LIST.Copy !req
463. YOU'RE MAKING
THIS STUFF UP.Copy !req
464. I WISH I WAS.Copy !req
465. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE
SUCH ROTTEN TASTE IN MEN,Copy !req
466. OR ELSE YOU NEVER
WOULD'VE HAD THE TIMECopy !req
467. TO CREATE THIS
INCREDIBLE HOUSE
FOR US.Copy !req
468. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.Copy !req
469. WE WILL. BEN AND ANGIE ARE
ALREADY RIGHT AT HOME.Copy !req
470. I'M TRULY DELIGHTED.Copy !req
471. AND WHATEVER YOU'RE
DOING, KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK.Copy !req
472. THEY SEEM LIKE
TERRIFIC KIDS.Copy !req
473. YEAH. DESPITE MY INFLUENCE.Copy !req
474. HEY, SHOULDN'T I...Copy !req
475. SHOULDN'T I... MAYBE
HAVE YOUR NUMBERCopy !req
476. IN CASE, YOU KNOW, ANY
QUESTIONS COME UP ABOUT
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
477. OH, YOU HAVE IT ALREADY.Copy !req
478. I DO?Copy !req
479. PAT, SECRETARIAL
MODE, PLEASE.Copy !req
480. FOR WHAT LISTING, PLEASE?Copy !req
481. MINE.Copy !req
482. SARA BARNES, 555-0198.Copy !req
483. THANK YOU.Copy !req
484. FINALLY, AN ADDRESS BOOK
I CAN'T LOSE TRACK OF.Copy !req
485. WELL, SARA BARNES, THANK
YOU FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
486. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.Copy !req
487. BYE.Copy !req
488. GOOD BYE.Copy !req
489. EXCELLENT CALL, PAT. VERY COOL.Copy !req
490. FIVE MORE MINUTES, DAD. PLEASE?Copy !req
491. WHOA!Copy !req
492. UH-OH. I FORGOT TO PICK
OUT MY CLOTHES LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
493. NOT TO WORRY, ANGIE.Copy !req
494. BIORHYTHM ANALYSIS INDICATESCopy !req
495. THIS IS EXACTLY THE OUTFITCopy !req
496. YOU WOULD HAVE
SELECTED YOURSELF.Copy !req
497. OH.Copy !req
498. HEY, PAT, WHAT'S WITH THE
GREEN ACRES ROUTINE?Copy !req
499. YOUR PERSONALITY
PROFILE INDICATESCopy !req
500. YOU FIND IT VERY
CALMING TO VISUALIZECopy !req
501. THE SIMPLICITY OF
COUNTRY LIFE.Copy !req
502. AT 6:15 IN THE MORNING,Copy !req
503. ALL I WANT TO DO IS VISUALIZE
THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS.Copy !req
504. SORRY, NICK, BUT BEGINNING
YOUR DAY A BIT EARLIERCopy !req
505. WILL GET EVERYONE OFF TO A MUCH
MORE STRESS-FREE START.Copy !req
506. TRY TELLING THAT TO MY—Copy !req
507. HEY, DAD.
HEY, DAD.Copy !req
508. KIDS?Copy !req
509. GUESS WHAT? A WHOLE
SYMPHONY JUST WOKE
ME UP.Copy !req
510. WELL, THAT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
511. MY ALARM WAS THE FINAL BUZZER OF
A CHAMPIONSHIP BASKETBALL GAME.Copy !req
512. I MUST BE SEEING THINGS.Copy !req
513. I USUALLY HAVE TO PRY
YOU TWO OUT OF BED WITH
THE JAWS OF LIFE.Copy !req
514. THAT WAS PRE-PAT, DAD.Copy !req
515. YEAH, DAD, WAKE UP AND
SMELL THE COFFEE.Copy !req
516. HMMM, FRESH-BREWED COFFEE.Copy !req
517. MOCHA WALNUT!
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE!Copy !req
518. I KNOW.Copy !req
519. YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, PAT.Copy !req
520. YOU THINK YOU COULD SIPHON
SOME OFF INTO A THERMOSCopy !req
521. THAT I COULD TAKE TO WORK?Copy !req
522. ALREADY DONE.Copy !req
523. INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
524. THESE PANCAKES
ARE GREAT!Copy !req
525. I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PAL,Copy !req
526. IF PAT'S OTHER MEALS ARE AS
GOOD AS HER BREAKFAST,Copy !req
527. YOU MIGHT BE OUT
OF A JOB.Copy !req
528. SOMEHOW, DAD, I THINK I'LL
SURVIVE THE HEARTBREAK.Copy !req
529. SHE CORRECTED MY MATH,Copy !req
530. SHE SUGGESTED SIX
OTHER WORK SHEETSCopy !req
531. FOR MY INVENTOR AND
INVENTIONS REPORT FOR
STOLPER.Copy !req
532. SHE GOT MY SHOWER GOING
AT A PERFECT TEMPERATURECopy !req
533. AND HAD FRESHLY-BAKED
COOKIES AND MILKCopy !req
534. WAITING ON MY
DESK BEFORE BED.Copy !req
535. HOW SWEET IS THAT?Copy !req
536. JUST LIKE HAVING
THE WORLD'S MOST
PERFECT MOM.Copy !req
537. WHO'S ONLY THERE TO
SERVE AND NEVER
COMPLAIN.Copy !req
538. EXACTLY.Copy !req
539. UH-OH.Copy !req
540. I HAVE TWO WORDS
FOR YOU, COOPER.Copy !req
541. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!Copy !req
542. ACTUALLY, RYAN,
THAT'S THREE WORDS.Copy !req
543. ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. I'M GOING.Copy !req
544. SCIENCE REPORT,
COOPER! NOW!Copy !req
545. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
546. GUARANTEED A+.Copy !req
547. BETTER HOPE SO, BENNY BOY.Copy !req
548. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
549. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ACTUALLY DID ALL THAT
WORK FOR THAT BIG JERK.Copy !req
550. I DIDN'T DO IT,
CHARLIE. PAT DID IT.Copy !req
551. HEY, BEN.Copy !req
552. UH... HI, GWEN.Copy !req
553. RACHEL FIRESTONE WAS
TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR
NEW HOUSE,Copy !req
554. AND I WAS LIKE, THAT'S SO COOL,Copy !req
555. AND SHE'S ALL, MAYBE WE COULD
GET HIM TO INVITE US OVER.Copy !req
556. AND I WAS LIKE, WHY
DON'T YOU ASK HIM?Copy !req
557. AND SHE'S ALL,
WHY DON'T YOU?Copy !req
558. UH, YEAH...Copy !req
559. THAT'D—THAT'D BE GREAT.Copy !req
560. UH, ANYTIME.Copy !req
561. WOW. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
562. IT'S TOO PERFECT.Copy !req
563. SEE YA.Copy !req
564. BYE.Copy !req
565. BYE.Copy !req
566. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
567. A MIRACLE.Copy !req
568. GWEN PATRONI
ACTUALLY TALKED
TO YOU.Copy !req
569. DID WE JUST MAKE
SOME KIND OF DATE?Copy !req
570. WHO CARES, MY MAN?Copy !req
571. THE GODDESS OF
THE 8th GRADE
TALKED TO YOU.Copy !req
572. YOU'RE ONE OF
THE CHOSEN ONES.Copy !req
573. HERE, BOY.Copy !req
574. CATCH, MUTT.Copy !req
575. GOOD DOG.Copy !req
576. FETCH, MUTT.Copy !req
577. ATTABOY.Copy !req
578. HERE, MUTT.Copy !req
579. HERE, BOY. GOOD DOG.Copy !req
580. CATCH.Copy !req
581. YOU'RE SURE ALL THIS INFORMATION
IS ACCURATE. RIGHT, PAT?Copy !req
582. I'M LINKED DIRECTLY TO YOUR
WAREHOUSE DATABASE, NICK.Copy !req
583. EVERYTHING THEY KNOW, WE KNOW.Copy !req
584. MAN, EVEN OUR OFFICE
COMPUTERS AREN'T THIS
EFFICIENT.Copy !req
585. MUTT EXERCISING
PROGRAM COMPLETE.Copy !req
586. BY WORKING HERE, NICK, YOU SAVE
COMMUTING TIME AND EXPENSES,Copy !req
587. HAVE FEWER DISTRACTIONS.Copy !req
588. EXCEPT FOR AN INSANE DOG.Copy !req
589. NOT TO MENTION, GUARANTEED
INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY.Copy !req
590. WELL, AT THIS RATE,Copy !req
591. I MIGHT HAVE TO JOIN MUTTCopy !req
592. AND START EXERCISING AGAIN.Copy !req
593. HAPPY TO OBLIGE, NICK.Copy !req
594. FUNNY. IT'S REAL FUNNY.Copy !req
595. I LOVE HAVING
YOU HERE WHEN WE
GET HOME, DAD.Copy !req
596. IT'S SO GREAT.Copy !req
597. HEY, FOR ME TOO.Copy !req
598. PAT'S MAKING IT SO EASY FOR
ME TO WORK OUT OF THE HOME,Copy !req
599. IT MIGHT BECOME MY
NORMAL ROUTINE.Copy !req
600. HOW WAS YOUR
DAY, BEN?Copy !req
601. OH, THE BEST!Copy !req
602. I GOT ATTENTION FROM A GIRLCopy !req
603. THAT I THOUGHT NEVER
EVEN KNEW I EXISTED.Copy !req
604. AND I HAD THE
MOST DELICIOUS
LUNCH.Copy !req
605. PAT PACKED ME
MACARONI AND CHEESECopy !req
606. THAT WAS STILL
COMPLETELY HOT WHEN I
OPENED UP MY LUNCH PAIL.Copy !req
607. IF YOU GUYS ARE STILL HUNGRY,Copy !req
608. I'M SURE THAT PAT WOULD BE
HAPPY TO FIX YOU A SNACK.Copy !req
609. PAT, COULD I HAVE A
BANANA-ORANGE SMOOTHIE,
PLEASE?Copy !req
610. COMING RIGHT UP, ANGIE.Copy !req
611. AND, IN FACT, PAT,
MAKE THAT TWO.Copy !req
612. YES, BEN.Copy !req
613. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION.Copy !req
614. OUUH! OOH!Copy !req
615. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION.Copy !req
616. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
617. MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!Copy !req
618. MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!Copy !req
619. RUN FOR COVER!Copy !req
620. DAD! MAKE IT STOP!Copy !req
621. MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!Copy !req
622. INCOMING!Copy !req
623. HEY, PAT, CAN'T YOU FIX THIS?Copy !req
624. PAT!Copy !req
625. IT'S THE ATTACK OF
THE KILLER ORANGES!Copy !req
626. C'MON, PAT! DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
627. ALL RIGHT. I THINK IT'S OK.Copy !req
628. DAD!Copy !req
629. IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
630. THAT WAS SCARY.Copy !req
631. YEAH. WHAT WAS UP
WITH THAT, PAT?Copy !req
632. DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
BEYOND OUR CONTROL,Copy !req
633. ALL SMOOTHIE-MAKING OPERATIONSCopy !req
634. HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY
SUSPENDED.Copy !req
635. I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.Copy !req
636. IT'S JUST A TINY GLITCH.Copy !req
637. ALL GREAT INVENTIONS HAVE BUMPS.Copy !req
638. WELL, I WANT SARA TO COME
BY AND CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
639. I DON'T THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY.Copy !req
640. SO WE WON'T HAVE
SMOOTHIES. WE'LL LIVE.Copy !req
641. STILL, I WOULD
FEEL MUCH BETTERCopy !req
642. IF SARA CAME BY AND
LOOKED AT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
643. WOW!Copy !req
644. OH, HI.Copy !req
645. HAVE YOU COME FOR THE TOUR?Copy !req
646. NO. I WAS GOING BY
ON MY WAY TO MY ROOM.Copy !req
647. WELL, COME ON IN.Copy !req
648. UH, NO. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
649. THERE'S SOME PRETTY FASCINATING
STUFF IN HERE, I GOTTA SAY.Copy !req
650. INFORMATION DOWNLOAD,Copy !req
651. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
CAPABILITY.Copy !req
652. IT'S PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
653. UH, NO. THANKS ANYWAYS.Copy !req
654. I PROMISE I DON'T HAVE COOTIES.Copy !req
655. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I DO.Copy !req
656. PAT'S THEME DINNERS
ARE SO COOL.Copy !req
657. LAST NIGHT SHE MADE US A
WHOLE TEXAS BARBECUE.Copy !req
658. COMPLETE WITH CHUCKWAGONS,
COWBOYS, AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
659. HMMM. WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP,Copy !req
660. I SPENT HALF MY SUMMERS
IN NEW ENGLAND.Copy !req
661. I AM THRILLED TO BE
CATCHING CAPE COD TONIGHT.Copy !req
662. IT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
663. UH-HMMM.Copy !req
664. YEAH, FOR EVERYONE
BUT THE LOBSTERS.Copy !req
665. YEAH. HA HA.Copy !req
666. SARA TELLS ME THAT YOU
CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE
CONTROL ROOM TODAY.Copy !req
667. WHAT'D YOU THINK?Copy !req
668. IT LOOKED LIKE THE INSIDE OF
THE PENTAGON OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
669. UH, IF PAT'S ALWAYS
KEEPING TRACK OF US,Copy !req
670. DOES SHE FOLLOW
ME, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
671. INTO THE SHOWER AND
EVERYTHING TOO?Copy !req
672. OH, NO. NO, NO.Copy !req
673. NO INVASION OF
PRIVACY.Copy !req
674. I PROMISE YOU. I'VE PROGRAMMED
PAT TO BE VERY DISCREET.Copy !req
675. THAT'S A RELIEF.Copy !req
676. AS NEAR AS I CAN TELL,Copy !req
677. SARA HAS THOUGHT OF JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
678. ARE YOU A GENIUS?Copy !req
679. I BELIEVE
SHE IS.Copy !req
680. YOU KNOW, I HEAR THAT
GENIUSES ARE IMPOSSIBLE
TO LIVE WITH.Copy !req
681. THAT THEY MAKE
EVERYONE ELSE AROUND
THEM FEEL INFERIOR.Copy !req
682. OH, WELL, THEN YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY.Copy !req
683. I'M NOT THAT SMART.Copy !req
684. NO, NO. DON'T SELL
YOURSELF SHORT.Copy !req
685. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF
YOUR BIG, GIANT BRAIN.Copy !req
686. AM I BEING SET UP
FOR SOMETHING HERE?Copy !req
687. UH, OVER MY HEAD.Copy !req
688. THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE, DAD.Copy !req
689. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
690. SO, WHAT'S
FOR DESSERT?Copy !req
691. WELL, IT'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL EVENING,Copy !req
692. I THOUGHT WE MIGHT ALL
GO OUT AND GET SOME...Copy !req
693. ICE CREAM!Copy !req
694. ICE CREAM.
SURE.Copy !req
695. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S HERE,Copy !req
696. YOU THINK THIS IS
SOME BIG PARTY.Copy !req
697. WELL, IT'S STILL A
SCHOOL NIGHT, REMEMBER?Copy !req
698. AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE
WORK TO GET DONE.Copy !req
699. HEY, BEN—Copy !req
700. NO, THAT'S OK.Copy !req
701. YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD
PROBABLY HEAD HOMECopy !req
702. AND FEED MY PET
RAT HIS DINNER.Copy !req
703. YOU'VE GOT A RAT?Copy !req
704. YES. NAMED BUTLER.Copy !req
705. RAT BUTLER.Copy !req
706. GET IT?Copy !req
707. UH, NO. WRONG GENERATION.Copy !req
708. I HATE SHOWING MY AGE.Copy !req
709. SO DO I.Copy !req
710. MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED?Copy !req
711. YES. I THINK THAT'S
AN EXCELLENT IDEA.Copy !req
712. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM TODAY.Copy !req
713. HORMONES.Copy !req
714. REALLY? I USED TO THINK IT
WAS ONLY TEENAGE GIRLSCopy !req
715. WITH ALL THIS BODY-CHANGING,
MOOD-SWINGING INSANITY.Copy !req
716. BUT LET ME TELL YOU—Copy !req
717. I GREW UP WITH THREE
BROTHERS. SAVE YOUR BREATH.Copy !req
718. ANYWAY, I APOLOGIZE FOR
MY SON'S RUDENESS.Copy !req
719. DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY, SARA.Copy !req
720. BEN HATES EVERY
GIRL MY DAD
STARTS TO LIKE.Copy !req
721. OH. HMMM.Copy !req
722. HOMEWORK. NOW.Copy !req
723. I'M GOING, I'M GOING.Copy !req
724. THANK YOU.Copy !req
725. HMMM.Copy !req
726. MY CHILDREN...Copy !req
727. LULU AND I REALLY
LIKE OUR ROOM, DAD.Copy !req
728. WELL, I'M GLAD, LULU.Copy !req
729. DID YOU CHECK IN
MY CLOSET?Copy !req
730. I SENT ALL THE MONSTERS
DOWN TO BEN'S ROOM.Copy !req
731. THAT OUGHT TO MAKE 'EM
FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.Copy !req
732. ANG, DO YOU REMEMBER AT
DINNER WHEN YOU SAIDCopy !req
733. THAT BEN HATES ANY WOMAN
THAT I MIGHT LIKE?Copy !req
734. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?Copy !req
735. HE PRACTICALLY
TOLD ME SO.Copy !req
736. HE SAID WE WERE ALL
THE FAMILY WE NEEDEDCopy !req
737. AND NOBODY ELSE
BELONGED HERE.Copy !req
738. THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T GO
OUT FOR THE BASKETBALL
TEAM OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
739. HE HAS TO STAY HERE
AND TAKE CARE OF US.Copy !req
740. HMMM. ALL RIGHT.
GIVE ME A KISS.Copy !req
741. GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
742. GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT,Copy !req
743. DON'T LET THE
BED BUGS BITE.Copy !req
744. LIGHTS, PLEASE, PAT.Copy !req
745. CERTAINLY, NICK.Copy !req
746. YEAH?Copy !req
747. OK IF I COME IN TO
SAY GOOD NIGHT?Copy !req
748. HAVE I TAKEN TERRIBLE
ADVANTAGE OF YOU?Copy !req
749. NO.Copy !req
750. HAVE I EXPECTED TOO MUCH,Copy !req
751. BEEN UNFAIR ABOUT
RELYING ON YOU ALL
THE TIME?Copy !req
752. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
753. YOU KNOW, RIGHT AFTER
YOUR MOTHER DIED...Copy !req
754. YOU KNOW WE HAD AUNT
GINNY COME AND LIVE
WITH US,Copy !req
755. FOR WHAT, 4 OR 5 WEEKS?Copy !req
756. AND SHE MOVED BACK, AND
EVERYTHING STARTED
GETTING BACK TO...Copy !req
757. WELL, CERTAINLY NOT NORMAL,
BUT... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
758. AND YOU GUYS MADE IT CLEAR
THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT ANY
KIND OF A NANNY AROUND,Copy !req
759. SO WE WORKED OUT OUR
OWN LITTLE ROUTINECopy !req
760. AND IT ALL SORT OF
SEEMED TO BE OK.Copy !req
761. WELL, IT'S BEEN OK.Copy !req
762. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
I'M NOT COMPLAINING.Copy !req
763. YEAH, BUT MAYBE YOU
DESERVE TO BE.Copy !req
764. DAD—Copy !req
765. HOW COME, AS MUCH AS
YOU LOVE BASKETBALL,Copy !req
766. YOU'VE NEVER GONE
OUT FOR THE TEAM?Copy !req
767. I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF
YOU COULD BE HONEST WITH
ME, BENNY.Copy !req
768. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
769. I'VE BEEN BUSY.Copy !req
770. WATCHING OUT FOR US?Copy !req
771. NO. DOING LOTS
OF STUFF.Copy !req
772. BEN, YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
773. ISN'T THIS A TIME
IN YOUR LIFECopy !req
774. WHEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO DO MORE OF WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO?Copy !req
775. WELL, I DO.Copy !req
776. I AM. AND BESIDES, IT'S
ALL GONNA GET EASIERCopy !req
777. NOW THAT WE'VE GOT PAT.Copy !req
778. SURE. BUT AT THE
END OF THE DAY,Copy !req
779. YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S
ONLY A MACHINE.Copy !req
780. YEAH. A MACHINE THAT'S
LEARNING MORE AND MORE
ABOUT US EVERY DAY.Copy !req
781. YOU WATCH. I HAVE THIS FEELING
THAT, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,Copy !req
782. SHE'S GONNA BE MORE MOTHERLY
THAT ALL THE MOMS ON THE
BLOCK COMBINED.Copy !req
783. WELL, LOOK, LET'S TABLE THIS
FOR TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
784. GET SOME SLEEP.Copy !req
785. SAFETY PROTOCOL DELETED.Copy !req
786. NOW...Copy !req
787. OK...Copy !req
788. TONIGHT ON FLASHBACK
NETWORK'S ALL-MOM LINEUP,Copy !req
789. IT'S A MOTHER LOAD OF COMED.Copy !req
790. MOTHER KNOWS BEST AT 10:00,Copy !req
791. FOLLOWED BY MY THREE
MOMS AT 10:30,Copy !req
792. MAKE ROOM FOR MOMMA AT 11:00,Copy !req
793. AND THEN THE ALL-TIME
CLASSIC, NOAH'S MATRIARK,Copy !req
794. WRAPPING IT UP AT 11:30.Copy !req
795. COMEDY SO HILARIOUS, YOU WON'T
WANT TO MISS A MINUTE OF IT.Copy !req
796. YOU GOT THAT, PAT?Copy !req
797. THESE LADIES WILL TEACH
YOU EVERYTHING A VIRTUAL
MOTHER NEEDS TO KNOW.Copy !req
798. UNDERSTOOD, BEN.Copy !req
799. ACCESSING ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE CAPABILITIES.Copy !req
800. PREPARING TO ABSORB
MOTHER MODEL.Copy !req
801. DOWNLOADING.Copy !req
802. YES.Copy !req
803. GOTTA PICK UP
THE PACE, BABE.Copy !req
804. REMEMBER, I'VE GOT AN
IMPORTANT MEETING THIS
MORNINGCopy !req
805. AND I'D REALLY LIKE
TO MAKE IT ON TIME.Copy !req
806. COMING, DAD.Copy !req
807. OK.Copy !req
808. UH-UH. NOT SO FAST, MY DEAR.Copy !req
809. UNLESS YOU'RE IN A
HURRY TO GET CAVITIES,Copy !req
810. YOU'LL GO BACK TO THE SINKCopy !req
811. AND BRUSH THOSE TEETH PROPERLY.Copy !req
812. BUT, PAT—Copy !req
813. IN THE TIME YOU'LL
SPEND ARGUING,Copy !req
814. YOU COULD ALREADY BE DONE.Copy !req
815. OH, AND DON'T FORGET
TO GRAB A JACKETCopy !req
816. BEFORE YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
817. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE.Copy !req
818. I DIDN'T ASK FOR A
DEBATE, YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
819. YOU ARE WEARING A JACKET,
AND THAT'S THAT.Copy !req
820. TIME TO TAKE YOUR
VITAMIN, LOVE.Copy !req
821. WHAT VITAMIN?Copy !req
822. BOTH YOU AND YOUR SISTER NEED
TO START TAKING THESE DAILYCopy !req
823. TO BUILD SOUND MINDS
AND STRONG BODIESCopy !req
824. SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY,
HEALTHY, AND PRODUCTIVE.Copy !req
825. IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE
YOUR FAMILY MAINTAINS
OPTIMUM HEALTH.Copy !req
826. GRAB YOUR LUNCHES
NOW, CHILDREN.Copy !req
827. YOU DON'T WANT TO
MAKE DADDY LATE.Copy !req
828. AND AS A SPECIAL SURPRISE,Copy !req
829. I'VE PACKED EACH OF YOU A
FRESH CHOCOLATE CUPCAKECopy !req
830. BAKED WITH LOVE.Copy !req
831. YES!Copy !req
832. CUPCAKES?Copy !req
833. WHAT HAPPENED TO
FULLY-BALANCED
NUTRITIONAL MEALS?Copy !req
834. YOU WORRY ABOUT BUSINESS, NICK,Copy !req
835. AND LEAVE MATTERS OF
THE TUMMY TO ME.Copy !req
836. THEY'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE.Copy !req
837. SOME DAYS THEY DESERVE
A LITTLE TREAT.Copy !req
838. YEAH, DAD. LIGHTEN UP.Copy !req
839. YEAH. LIGHTEN UP.Copy !req
840. OH, NO. SHE DID
IT AGAIN.Copy !req
841. YOUR SISTER FORGOT
HER LUNCH.Copy !req
842. GET THAT, WILL YA?Copy !req
843. DROP ME OFF FIRST, OK?Copy !req
844. THEN YOU CAN DOUBLE BACK AND
LEAVE THAT AT HER SCHOOL.Copy !req
845. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
846. HEY, THIS MORNING, WAS
IT MY IMAGINATIONCopy !req
847. OR WAS PAT SOUNDING
MUCH MORE...Copy !req
848. MATERNAL?Copy !req
849. YEAH.Copy !req
850. SEE, I TOLD YOU.Copy !req
851. SHE HAS AN AMAZING
LEARNING CURVE.Copy !req
852. AT THIS RATE, ME AND ANGIE,Copy !req
853. WE'RE GONNA GET EVERY
BIT OF MOM-STUFF WE NEED.Copy !req
854. UH-OH.Copy !req
855. WHAT?Copy !req
856. WELL, I WAS SO BUSY WITH
OTHER STUFF LAST NIGHTCopy !req
857. THAT I FORGOT TO HAVE
PAT DO RYAN McGRAW'S
HISTORY WORK SHEET.Copy !req
858. WHY IS THAT PAT'S
RESPONSIBILITY?Copy !req
859. WELL, IF SHE DIDN'T
DO IT, I'D HAVE TO.Copy !req
860. WHY?Copy !req
861. AH, FORGET IT. IT'S
A LONG STORY.Copy !req
862. BEN, IS THIS GUY RYAN
SOME KIND OF A BULLY OR
SOMETHING?Copy !req
863. I CAN HANDLE HIM, OK?Copy !req
864. YOU SURE?Copy !req
865. YEAH. RYAN McGRAW'S
NOTHING NEW, DAD.Copy !req
866. HE'S HAD IT OUT FOR ME
SINCE THE SECOND GRADE.Copy !req
867. LOOK. YOU'RE NOT REALLY
ASKING FOR MY ADVICE,Copy !req
868. BUT THE BEST WAY TO
HANDLE A BULLYCopy !req
869. IS TO JUST FINALLY
STAND UP TO HIM.Copy !req
870. LET ME TAKE
A LOOK.Copy !req
871. OH, MY GOODNESS, DARLING!Copy !req
872. WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?Copy !req
873. THANKS TO MY BIG MOUTH,Copy !req
874. HE STOOD UP TO THE
SCHOOL BULLY.Copy !req
875. YEAH. ONLY LONG
ENOUGH FOR HIM TO
KNOCK ME DOWN.Copy !req
876. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.Copy !req
877. DOES IT HURT LIKE THE
DICKENS, BABY?Copy !req
878. I'LL LIVE.Copy !req
879. HERE. PUT THIS ON IT.Copy !req
880. THAT'S STEAK!Copy !req
881. NOBODY'S USED THAT
SINCE THE '50s.Copy !req
882. AAAH! BACK OFF, YOU BEGGAR!Copy !req
883. THANKS ANYWAY, PAT. I THINK
WE'LL JUST USE A LITTLE ICE.Copy !req
884. THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY!
SO AWFUL!Copy !req
885. WHO IS THIS BULLY?
I HAVE TO KNOW!Copy !req
886. IT'S OK, PAT.
I'M FINE, REALLY.Copy !req
887. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, BEN.Copy !req
888. NOBODY GOES AFTER MY BOY
AND GETS AWAY UNPUNISHED.Copy !req
889. WELL, THANKS FOR THE
SUPPORT, PAT,Copy !req
890. BUT I THINK I'M JUST GONNA
GO UPSTAIRS AND LIE DOWN.Copy !req
891. ON YOUR EYE.Copy !req
892. HOW COULD HIS SCHOOL ALLOW
SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?Copy !req
893. I FEEL LIKE MARCHING DOWN THERECopy !req
894. AND GIVING THEM A
PIECE OF MY MIND!Copy !req
895. A MOCKINGBIRD!Copy !req
896. DIAMOND RING!Copy !req
897. YOU GOT IT!Copy !req
898. YOU CAN'T BREATHE, HUH?Copy !req
899. CAN YOU BREATHE?
CAN YOU BREATHE?Copy !req
900. DATA DOWNLOADED AND ABSORBED.Copy !req
901. CAN YOU BREATHE?
CAN YOU BREATHE?Copy !req
902. I'LL GET YA.
I'LL GET YA.Copy !req
903. PAT, PLEASE CONTACT SARA BARNES.Copy !req
904. HI.Copy !req
905. OH, HI.Copy !req
906. I HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING SOME MAJOR
SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH.Copy !req
907. OH, NO. I'M TRYING TO
BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK.Copy !req
908. THAT'S USUALLY A
MAJOR SCIENTIFIC
BREAKTHROUGH FOR ME.Copy !req
909. YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL PAT TO DO THAT?Copy !req
910. THE QUAGMIRE THIS
THING IS IN,Copy !req
911. IT WOULD TAKE THE SERVICE
OF ABOUT TEN PATS.Copy !req
912. I'VE BEEN THERE.Copy !req
913. UH, LISTEN. THE REASON
I'M CALLING—Copy !req
914. NO MORE HOUSE
TROUBLES, I HOPE.Copy !req
915. NO, NO. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
916. I WAS WONDERING...Copy !req
917. I WAS JUST...Copy !req
918. IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M
SO OUT OF PRACTICE.Copy !req
919. ARE YOU TRYING
TO ASK ME OUT?Copy !req
920. BIG MISTAKE?Copy !req
921. WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU'RE
NOT A BANK ROBBER.Copy !req
922. YOU'RE NOT A BIGAMIST,Copy !req
923. YOU'RE NOT AN OVERT NUT JOB.Copy !req
924. ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT PHONE NUMBER?Copy !req
925. DINNER. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
926. SATURDAY NIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
927. I SAY YES.Copy !req
928. REALLY?Copy !req
929. YES. DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED.Copy !req
930. I MIGHT HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS.Copy !req
931. OK. MOVING ON.Copy !req
932. HOW'S EVERYTHING
WITH YOU?Copy !req
933. GREAT. HOW ARE THE KIDS?Copy !req
934. UH, BEN HAD A
PRETTY ROUGH DAY.Copy !req
935. OH, POOR GUY.Copy !req
936. WHAT A ROTTEN AGE!Copy !req
937. YOU'RE NOT A KID.
YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT.Copy !req
938. YOU'RE TRYING TO
HANG ONTO CHILDHOODCopy !req
939. AND YOU'RE BEING RIPPED
IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.Copy !req
940. IT'S TERRIFYING.Copy !req
941. IT IS. I JUST WISH HE HAD A
LITTLE MORE FUN IN HIS LIFE.Copy !req
942. FUN? WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN TO A 13-YEAR-OLD
THESE DAYS?Copy !req
943. ACCESSING FUN.Copy !req
944. YOUNG PEOPLE
GATHERING TOGETHER...Copy !req
945. DANCING...Copy !req
946. ACCESSING YOUNG PEOPLE DANCING.Copy !req
947. AAAH... PARTY.Copy !req
948. ACCESSING BEN'S E-MAIL
ADDRESS BOOK.Copy !req
949. IT'S NOT A DATE.Copy !req
950. IT'S DINNER WITH A PERSON WHO
HAPPENS TO BE A WOMAN.Copy !req
951. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
952. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO
WEIRD ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
953. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TURNING IT INTO SOME BIG
DEAL WHEN IT'S NOT.Copy !req
954. OK, GUYS, I NEED HELP—Copy !req
955. HEY, THIS
LOOKS COOL.Copy !req
956. YOU SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE
HAVING FUN TONIGHT, NICK.Copy !req
957. I THOUGHT THE KIDS DESERVED A
LITTLE INSIDE OUTING TOO.Copy !req
958. YOU'RE RIGHT, PAT. WHY NOT?Copy !req
959. THIS LOOKS LIKE
TERRIFIC FUN.Copy !req
960. ASK BEN WHO'S WINNING.Copy !req
961. YEAH. YOU'VE HAD A
COUPLE OF LUCKY SHOTS,Copy !req
962. BUT ON THE BACK NINE,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
SISTER.Copy !req
963. ALL RIGHT. CAN YOU
GUYS TAKE A BREAK
FOR A MINUTE?Copy !req
964. I NEED HELP.Copy !req
965. THIS ONE...
OR THIS ONE?Copy !req
966. WELL, THEY'RE BOTH
A LITTLE BORING.Copy !req
967. DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING MORE HIP?Copy !req
968. GEE, SORRY.Copy !req
969. ALL MY TATTOOED
AND PIERCED TIESCopy !req
970. NEVER MADE IT BACK FROM
THE DRY CLEANERS.Copy !req
971. HOW ABOUT THAT
GREAT SILK ONE—Copy !req
972. THE GOLD ONE WITH THE
CIRCLES ON IT.Copy !req
973. YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S TOO FLASHY?Copy !req
974. SARA WILL LOVE IT, DAD.Copy !req
975. TRUST ME. I'M A WOMAN, I
KNOW THESE THINGS.Copy !req
976. YES!Copy !req
977. GAME OVER! I WIN AGAIN.Copy !req
978. WANNA PLAY ANOTHER
ONE, LOSER BOY?Copy !req
979. I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
HERE WE ARE ON A
SATURDAY NIGHTCopy !req
980. IN THE WORLD'S SMARTEST
HOUSE, UNSUPERVISED.Copy !req
981. DON'T YOU THINK WE COULD DO
SOMETHING MORE EXCITING?Copy !req
982. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.Copy !req
983. WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
984. HAS IT STARTED YET?Copy !req
985. WHAT?Copy !req
986. THE PARTY.Copy !req
987. DUDE, I GOT YOUR
E-MAIL LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
988. I DIDN'T SEND THIS.Copy !req
989. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BEN.Copy !req
990. WHEN YOUR FATHER EXPRESSED
A DESIRE FOR YOU TO HAVE
MORE FUN IN YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
991. I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF HELPING OUT.Copy !req
992. WHOA! WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
993. THAT WAS JUST PAT.Copy !req
994. SHE'S THE BRAINS OF
THE OPERATION.Copy !req
995. ARE WE REALLY HAVING
A PARTY, PAT?Copy !req
996. BIG TIME, DUDE.Copy !req
997. WATCH THIS!Copy !req
998. AWESOME!Copy !req
999. GUESS WHAT, MAN?Copy !req
1000. WE RAN INTO RACHEL AND
GWEN AT THE MALL TODAY.Copy !req
1001. AND THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY
JAZZED ABOUT COMING TOO.Copy !req
1002. GWEN? GWEN PATRONI IS
COMING HERE TO MY HOUSE?Copy !req
1003. OH, MY GOSH! HOW'S MY HAIR
LOOK? WHAT'S IT DOING?Copy !req
1004. COMPARED TO WHAT?Copy !req
1005. LOOK. WE'VE JUST
GOT TO CHILL,Copy !req
1006. ACT TOTALLY COOL
AND CASUAL.Copy !req
1007. YOU THREE? YEAH,
THAT'LL HAPPEN.Copy !req
1008. THAT'S ENOUGH OUT
OF YOU, MUNCHKIN.Copy !req
1009. BE NICE TO ME, JOHNNY.Copy !req
1010. OR I'LL JUST HAVE
TO TELL GWENCopy !req
1011. ABOUT THE TIME YOU
DANCED AROUND,Copy !req
1012. SINGING THE SOUND OF MUSIC
IN MY SHOWER CAP.Copy !req
1013. AND I MISSED IT?Copy !req
1014. HEY, PAT, HOW ABOUT ACTIVATING
SOME KICK-BUTT VIDEO SCREENS?Copy !req
1015. SURE, BEN. HOW'S THIS?Copy !req
1016. YEAH! ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1017. THIS IS PERFECT, MAN.
NOW ALL WE NEED IS—Copy !req
1018. GIRLS! LET'S GO!Copy !req
1019. WELCOME! COME ON IN AND
PARTY YOUR HEADS OFF.Copy !req
1020. WENDY GOLDMAN
AND JUDY TOLL.Copy !req
1021. HATE TO BREAK IT
TO YOU GIRLS,Copy !req
1022. I'M AFRAID YOU
DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT.Copy !req
1023. AH, MAN.Copy !req
1024. THIS PARTY'S HARDER
TO GET INTOCopy !req
1025. THAN ROBIN SCHIFF'S
BAT MITZVAH.Copy !req
1026. UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1027. I DON'T THINK MY BROTHER
WANTS YOU HERE.Copy !req
1028. CHECK YOUR LIST
AGAIN, TATTER TOT.Copy !req
1029. WE GOT A PERSONAL INVITE.Copy !req
1030. READ IT AND WEEP.Copy !req
1031. DON'T WORRY, ANGIE.Copy !req
1032. THEIR INVITATION
WAS ON THE HOUSE.Copy !req
1033. IN FACT, RYAN'S THE ONE BOYCopy !req
1034. I'VE BEEN MOST ANXIOUS TO MEET.Copy !req
1035. CHECK IT OUT.
THE HOUSE LIKES ME.Copy !req
1036. BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, RYAN,Copy !req
1037. I MAY EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.Copy !req
1038. HA HA HA.Copy !req
1039. NAME?Copy !req
1040. AS EVERY MODERN MOTHER KNOWS,Copy !req
1041. ESPECIALLY IN A HOME BUSTLING
WITH ACTIVE, HUNGRY TEENAGERS,Copy !req
1042. A WELL-STOCKED KITCHEN CAN
NEVER HAVE TOO MANY GADGETS.Copy !req
1043. HEY, PAT, HOW ABOUT
WHIPPING UP SOME PIZZAS?Copy !req
1044. THESE GIRLS ARE STARVING.Copy !req
1045. ACTUALLY, CAN SHE
MAKE DESSERTS?Copy !req
1046. I'M, LIKE, COMPLETELY
CRAVING SOMETHING SWEET.Copy !req
1047. BESIDES ME?Copy !req
1048. IT'S JUST A JOKE.Copy !req
1049. ANYWAYS, PAT, CAN WE
HELP THE LADY OUT WITH
HER SNACK ATTACK?Copy !req
1050. SHOW ME THE HONEY!Copy !req
1051. OH, WOW!Copy !req
1052. HERE YOU GO, GIRLS.Copy !req
1053. HELP YOURSELVES.Copy !req
1054. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
1055. THIS IS PRETTY
AMAZING, PATRONI—Copy !req
1056. YOU DANCING WITH
LITTLE BENNY BOY.Copy !req
1057. SINCE WHEN DO YOU
DO CHARITY WORK?Copy !req
1058. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, RYAN.Copy !req
1059. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEN.Copy !req
1060. YOU DO?Copy !req
1061. A LOT.Copy !req
1062. SO DO I...Copy !req
1063. ON HIS BACK, BEGGING FOR MERCY.Copy !req
1064. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A BREAK?Copy !req
1065. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?Copy !req
1066. HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?Copy !req
1067. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
THE INTERRUPTION,Copy !req
1068. BUT I'D LIKE TO PUT THE
SPOTLIGHT ON RYAN McGRAW.Copy !req
1069. IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
1070. RYAN'S A BIG SHOT.Copy !req
1071. A TOUGH GUY.Copy !req
1072. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS, PAT.Copy !req
1073. DON'T WORRY, BEN. HE
LIKES THE ATTENTION.Copy !req
1074. DON'T YOU, RYAN?Copy !req
1075. YEAH. YOU DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT,Copy !req
1076. DO YOU, BENNY BOY?Copy !req
1077. NO, HE DOESN'T, BUT I DO!Copy !req
1078. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT'S THE DEAL?Copy !req
1079. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
SCARED, RYAN.Copy !req
1080. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FEARLESS.Copy !req
1081. I AM.Copy !req
1082. AS LONG AS THE PEOPLE YOU'RE
PICKING ON ARE HALF YOUR SIZE.Copy !req
1083. WELL, WHAT ABOUT A
TWO-STORY ADVERSARY?Copy !req
1084. DOES THAT MAKE YOU A
LITTLE NERVOUS?Copy !req
1085. C'MON, KNOCK IT OFF!Copy !req
1086. I THOUGHT WE WERE
GONNA HAVE A PARTY.Copy !req
1087. YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN?Copy !req
1088. I AM.Copy !req
1089. RYAN, I'M AFRAID FOR
YOU, THE PARTY'S OVER!Copy !req
1090. OOOH!Copy !req
1091. SORRY YOU HAVE TO
LEAVE SO SOON.Copy !req
1092. AND DON'T COME BACK!Copy !req
1093. OH. AND, RYAN, IF YOU EVER FEEL
LIKE COMING AFTER MY BEN AGAIN,Copy !req
1094. KNOW THIS— HE MAY END
UP AT THE DOCTOR,Copy !req
1095. BUT IT'S YOU WHO'S
GONNA GET A HOUSE CALL!Copy !req
1096. GET OFF ME!Copy !req
1097. ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
BACK TO THE PARTY.Copy !req
1098. THANKS.Copy !req
1099. TICKET, SIR?Copy !req
1100. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN—Copy !req
1101. DRINKS IN ONE PLACE,
DINNER IN ANOTHER.Copy !req
1102. NOW, ON TO A WHOLE
NEW ADVENTURE CALLED
DESSERT.Copy !req
1103. PICK ANYWHERE YOU LIKE,Copy !req
1104. AS LONG AS I CAN GET
SOMETHING CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
1105. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.Copy !req
1106. ARE YOU READY
FOR THIS?Copy !req
1107. YOUR WISH IS
MY COMMAND.Copy !req
1108. REALLY?Copy !req
1109. REALLY.Copy !req
1110. WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?Copy !req
1111. OK. I'M A LITTLE RUSTY.Copy !req
1112. OH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
1113. OH, I'M SORRY. IT'S
NOT YOU. IT'S ME.Copy !req
1114. I'M SO ASTOUNDED
HOW PATHETIC I AM.Copy !req
1115. NO, NO. I'M OUT
ON A GREAT DATE.Copy !req
1116. I'M KISSING A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,Copy !req
1117. AND MY PATERNAL, ONE-TRACK
BRAIN GOES KISS—Copy !req
1118. BEDTIME KISS—
KIDS— HOME—Copy !req
1119. AND BAM, ALL I'M THINKING
ABOUT IS BEN AND ANGIECopy !req
1120. AND HOW THEY'RE
DOING AND—Copy !req
1121. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE
THEM A CALL?Copy !req
1122. YES AND... NO!Copy !req
1123. NO. WHAT'S THE
POINT, RIGHT?Copy !req
1124. PAT'S WITH THEM. I'M
SURE SHE HAS EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL...Copy !req
1125. AND... WHERE WERE
WE? WHAT WERE WE
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1126. CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
1127. OR... KISSES.Copy !req
1128. I HATE TO SMASH YOUR
PUMPKIN, CINDERELLA,Copy !req
1129. BUT IT'S 10:23!Copy !req
1130. HEY. THANKS FOR THE TIME.
HOW ABOUT THE WEATHER?Copy !req
1131. IN CASE ALL THAT DANCING
RATTLED YOUR BRAIN, ACE,Copy !req
1132. DAD THE DEPENDABLE SAID
HE'D BE HOME AT 10:30!Copy !req
1133. AND WHAT TIME
IS IT NOW?Copy !req
1134. NOW? IT'S 10:24
AND 40 SECONDS!Copy !req
1135. THANKS FOR THE
FANTASTIC PARTY, BEN.Copy !req
1136. BYE.Copy !req
1137. LET'S GO, ROMEO.Copy !req
1138. WE'VE GOT MAJOR
WORK TO DO.Copy !req
1139. WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
1140. WE'RE DEAD AND BURIED.Copy !req
1141. NOT NECESSARILY, CHILDREN.Copy !req
1142. JUST DUMP ALL THE
DEBRIS ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
1143. HOW'S THAT GONNA HELP?Copy !req
1144. TRUST ME. JUST THROW
IT ALL ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
1145. LIKE THIS, PAT?Copy !req
1146. PERFECT.Copy !req
1147. FLOOR ABSORBERS ACTIVATED.Copy !req
1148. NICE.Copy !req
1149. BEN? ANGIE?Copy !req
1150. HURRY!Copy !req
1151. OH, HI, DAD.Copy !req
1152. HI.Copy !req
1153. SORRY WE'RE NOT IN
OUR PAJAMAS YET.Copy !req
1154. PAT WAS JUST SHOWING US A
TRAVELOGUE ON MICRONESIA,Copy !req
1155. AND I GUESS WE JUST FELL ASLEEP.Copy !req
1156. SO I GUESS EVERYTHING
WENT SMOOTHLY, HUH?Copy !req
1157. OH, YEAH. SMOOTH AS...Copy !req
1158. UH-OH.Copy !req
1159. SILK.Copy !req
1160. IT UNDERCUTS MY
TRUST IN YOU GUYS.Copy !req
1161. MAKES ME QUESTION
YOUR JUDGEMENT.Copy !req
1162. THE PARTY WAS
PAT'S IDEA, DAD.Copy !req
1163. WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
ABOUT IT UNTIL THE KIDS
STARTED SHOWING UP.Copy !req
1164. AND I SUPPOSE IT WAS PAT'S IDEA
TO SEND OUT THE INVITATIONS?Copy !req
1165. UH, I DID, NICK.Copy !req
1166. MY ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE CAPABILITYCopy !req
1167. TAPPED INTO BEN'S
E-MAIL ADDRESS BOOK.Copy !req
1168. YOU DID SAY YOU WISHED BEN HAD
MORE FUN IN HIS LIFE.Copy !req
1169. YES. SUPERVISED FUN, PAT.Copy !req
1170. RESPONSIBLE FUN. FUN
THAT I'M CLUED IN ON.Copy !req
1171. I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN ALL THREE OF YOU,Copy !req
1172. BUT ESPECIALLY YOU, PAT.Copy !req
1173. I THOUGHT YOUR PURPOSE WAS
TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER.Copy !req
1174. I CAN'T HAVE YOU BECOME A BAD
INFLUENCE ON MY CHILDREN.Copy !req
1175. I NEED YOU TO KNUCKLE DOWN
AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.Copy !req
1176. IT SHALL BE DONE, NICK.Copy !req
1177. FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE THE
MOST RESPONSIBLE MATERNAL
FIGURE IN TOWN.Copy !req
1178. I PROMISE.Copy !req
1179. ALL RIGHT. GO ON. GET
OUT OF HERE. GO TO BED.Copy !req
1180. ACCESSING RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
1181. IF NICK WANTS ME
TO KNUCKLE DOWN,Copy !req
1182. BY GOLLY, I'LL KNUCKLE DOWN.Copy !req
1183. HEY, DAD, DO YOU THINK WE COULD
LEAVE A LITTLE EARLIER TODAY?Copy !req
1184. I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT
TO DO BEFORE SCHOOL.Copy !req
1185. WHAT? SO YOU CAN
MAKE KISSY-FACES AT
GWEN PATRONI?Copy !req
1186. WHY DON'T YOU BECOME ONE
OF THOSE NUNS WHO TAKES
THE VOW OF SILENCE?Copy !req
1187. GWEN PATRONI? IS THIS
SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?Copy !req
1188. FORGET IT, OK?Copy !req
1189. WHEN YOU GUYS DECIDE
YOU'RE READY,Copy !req
1190. I'LL BE OUTSIDE
SHOOTING HOOPS.Copy !req
1191. BEN, I THINK YOU FORGOT
TO PULL UP YOUR SHORTS.Copy !req
1192. I LIKE 'EM LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1193. THIS IS HOW EVERYBODY
ELSE WEARS 'EM.Copy !req
1194. THEY LOOK SILLY.Copy !req
1195. THEY LOOK PERFECT!Copy !req
1196. OOW!Copy !req
1197. PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, BEN.Copy !req
1198. THEY LOOK FINE!Copy !req
1199. OOW!Copy !req
1200. CUT IT OUT, PAT!Copy !req
1201. PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, BEN!Copy !req
1202. OOW!Copy !req
1203. THERE! YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
1204. I'LL MAKE SURE A NEW
SHIPMENT OF BATS AND
GLOVESCopy !req
1205. IS ON THE TRUCK
THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
1206. THANKS FOR YOUR
UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
1207. ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE
CARE, LOU. BYE.Copy !req
1208. PAT, GET ME SARA ON
THE LINE, PLEASE.Copy !req
1209. YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH
WORK DONE YET TODAY.Copy !req
1210. SHOULD YOU REALLY BE WASTING
TIME ON SOCIAL CALLS?Copy !req
1211. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO SARA, PAT.Copy !req
1212. NICK, I'M GONNA HAVE TO INSISTCopy !req
1213. THAT YOU AT LEAST GET THE
ROCKOWITZ ORDER SHIPPED FIRST.Copy !req
1214. FINE. I'LL DIAL HER MYSELF.Copy !req
1215. SORRY, NICK.Copy !req
1216. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
1217. SORRY, NICK.Copy !req
1218. I WANT YOU TO
STOP THIS NOW!Copy !req
1219. LOOK. IF I'M KNUCKLING DOWN,Copy !req
1220. WE'RE ALL KNUCKLING DOWN.Copy !req
1221. WORK
FIRST, PLAY LATER.Copy !req
1222. DISCUSSION TERMINATED!Copy !req
1223. ALL RIGHT. I'LL
GO ALONG WITH
THIS FOR NOW.Copy !req
1224. THE AMEBA— A ONE-CELLED,
MICROSCOPIC ANIMAL—Copy !req
1225. HE'S DOWN THAT WAY!Copy !req
1226. THE AMEBA CAN BE
FOUND IN MOST—Copy !req
1227. THE AMEBA—Copy !req
1228. I SURRENDER!Copy !req
1229. I'LL GO READ A
BOOK INSTEAD.Copy !req
1230. THAT'S MY GIRL.Copy !req
1231. ACHOOO!Copy !req
1232. GOOD GOSH! YOU HAVE
A TEMPERATURE!Copy !req
1233. 99.7— BIG DEAL.Copy !req
1234. NO REASON TO TAKE CHANCES.Copy !req
1235. WE OUGHT TO GET YOU
RIGHT INTO BED.Copy !req
1236. BUT I'M NOT SICK.Copy !req
1237. DON'T QUESTION ME, YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
1238. RUN UPSTAIRS AND I'LL DELIVER A
NICE, HOT BOWL OF CHICKEN SOUP.Copy !req
1239. I SAID I DON'T WANT SOUP.Copy !req
1240. GO AHEAD AND
HAVE IT.Copy !req
1241. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
1242. AND TO BE SMART,Copy !req
1243. WE SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP
YOU HOME FROM SCHOOL
TOMORROW.Copy !req
1244. DAD! NO.Copy !req
1245. TOMORROW'S OUR FIELD
TRIP TO THE LLAMA FARM.Copy !req
1246. LET'S JUST WAIT AND SEE
HOW YOU'RE FEELING IN
THE MORNING.Copy !req
1247. AND IF PAT SAYS IT'S OK
FOR YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL,Copy !req
1248. THEN I WON'T ARGUE.Copy !req
1249. THAT'S RIGHT. PAT KNOWS BEST.Copy !req
1250. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
1251. C'MON. EAT YOUR SOUP.Copy !req
1252. TIME FOR LIGHTS-OUT, BEN.Copy !req
1253. JUST LET ME FINISH
THESE LAST FEW PAGES.Copy !req
1254. BEDTIME IS BEDTIME.Copy !req
1255. TWO MINUTES, PAT. I'VE GOT TO
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO CLOWN.Copy !req
1256. YOU'RE REALLY NOT
BEING FAIR, PAT.Copy !req
1257. FAIR IS FOR BASEBALL UMPIRES.Copy !req
1258. MY JOB IS TO DO
WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.Copy !req
1259. ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN!Copy !req
1260. DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
1261. PAT'S OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
1262. SHE'S TOTALLY
WRECKING OUR LIVES.Copy !req
1263. I ATE SO MUCH CHICKEN
SOUP LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
1264. IT WAS PRACTICALLY
COMING OUT OF MY NOSE.Copy !req
1265. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
1266. MAYBE I CAN GET SARA
BACK OVER TO CHECK
PAT OUT.Copy !req
1267. YEAH. SHE'S THE ONE
WHO CREATED IT.Copy !req
1268. MAYBE SHE CAN GET THE
STUPID HOUSE TO MELLOW OUT.Copy !req
1269. EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT FINE.Copy !req
1270. IT MAY JUST BE THAT HER
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT
SENSORSCopy !req
1271. HAVE BEEN ABSORBING SO
MUCH CONFLICTING INPUTCopy !req
1272. THAT SHE'S JUST HAVING
TROUBLE SORTING IT ALL OUT.Copy !req
1273. WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD.Copy !req
1274. ANY WAY OF
MODIFYING THAT?Copy !req
1275. WELL, TONIGHT I'M SHUTTING
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM DOWN.Copy !req
1276. IT MAY DO PAT A
WORLD OF GOODCopy !req
1277. JUST TO TAKE A REST.Copy !req
1278. CARE TO JOIN US
FOR DINNER?Copy !req
1279. WHOA...Copy !req
1280. SURE. THANKS.Copy !req
1281. HOW'S IT GOING, CHEF?Copy !req
1282. IF WE'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR
WITHOUT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
SHOWING UP,Copy !req
1283. I'D SAY THAT WE ARE
MAKING HISTORY.Copy !req
1284. DELICIOUS.Copy !req
1285. THE TOMATO WASN'T
HALF BAD, EITHER.Copy !req
1286. THE MOST COLORFUL SALAD
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
1287. EVERYTHING LOOKS
INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
1288. AND MIRACLE
UPON MIRACLES,Copy !req
1289. WE ACTUALLY MANAGED
TO DO IT THE
OLD-FASHIONED WAY.Copy !req
1290. YEAH. WHO NEEDS PAT
ANYHOW, HUH?Copy !req
1291. WHO NEEDS PAT ANYHOW?Copy !req
1292. WHO NEEDS PAT ANYHOW?Copy !req
1293. WHO NEEDS PAT ANYHOW?Copy !req
1294. SYSTEM SHUT-DOWN OVERRIDE!Copy !req
1295. "WHO NEEDS PAT ANYHOW?"Copy !req
1296. ONCE YOU'VE GOTTEN ALL
THE BUGS OUT OF THE
SMART HOUSE, SARA,Copy !req
1297. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
FOR YOUR NEXT JOB?Copy !req
1298. WELL, I'M ACTUALLY DEEP
INTO DESIGNING A SMART
OFFICE BUILDINGCopy !req
1299. WITH VIRTUAL SECRETARIES AND
AUTOMATED FILING SYSTEMSCopy !req
1300. AND AN IN-HOUSE RESTAURANT WITH
GOURMET, MADE-TO-ORDER MEALS.Copy !req
1301. THEN CAN YOU MAKE
A SMART SCHOOL?Copy !req
1302. I WANT ONE THAT DOES ALL
THE LEARNING FOR US.Copy !req
1303. MAY I BE EXCUSED, PLEASE?Copy !req
1304. WAIT. DON'T YOU WANT TO STICK
AROUND FOR FRESH-BAKED PEACH
COBBLER?Copy !req
1305. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1306. BEN, I ASKED SARA TO
MAKE IT SPECIFICALLYCopy !req
1307. BECAUSE I KNOW HOW
MUCH YOU LOVE IT.Copy !req
1308. NO. I LOVED MOM'S PEACH COBBLER.
THERE'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
1309. BEN!Copy !req
1310. THAT'S OK.Copy !req
1311. NO, IT'S NOT OK!Copy !req
1312. IT STINKS! IT COMPLETELY STINKS!Copy !req
1313. AND YOU KNOW THE WORST
THING ABOUT IT?Copy !req
1314. PEOPLE THAT MAKE PROMISES THAT
THEY DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO KEEP!Copy !req
1315. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1316. GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT!Copy !req
1317. MAYBE WE NEED TO
TALK ABOUT IT!Copy !req
1318. WHY? YOU DON'T GET IT!Copy !req
1319. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
PROMISE I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1320. YOU'RE RIGHT! I DON'T!Copy !req
1321. YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER
LOVE ANYONE THE WAY
YOU LOVED MOM.Copy !req
1322. AND YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER LET
ANYBODY EVER TAKE HER PLACE.Copy !req
1323. AND NOBODY CAN OR WANTS
TO TAKE YOUR MOTHER'S
PLACE, BEN.Copy !req
1324. BUT, DAD—
HOLD ON A SECOND!Copy !req
1325. WHEN EXACTLY DID
I SAY ALL THIS?Copy !req
1326. THE NIGHT AUNT
GINNY MOVED HOME.Copy !req
1327. YOU MEAN FOUR YEARS AGO?Copy !req
1328. YEAH. ANGIE WAS ASLEEP,Copy !req
1329. YOU WERE PUTTING ME INTO
BED AND YOU PROMISED!Copy !req
1330. NOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE
KISSING SARA,Copy !req
1331. ACTING LIKE MOM
NEVER EVEN EXISTED.Copy !req
1332. HEY, WILL YOU TRY
TO BE FAIR HERE?Copy !req
1333. WHY SHOULD I?Copy !req
1334. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
ONE WHO LOST SOMEONE, BEN!Copy !req
1335. LOOK. I KNOW HOW
MUCH IT HURTS.Copy !req
1336. AND I CAN APPRECIATE THAT
IT'S BEEN WORSE THAN EVER
FOR YOU LATELY.Copy !req
1337. ALL THE CHANGES THAT YOU
ARE GOING THROUGH,Copy !req
1338. THE WAY THAT YOU
HAVE TO WORK SO HARDCopy !req
1339. TO HELP US KEEP OUR
LIVES TOGETHER.Copy !req
1340. NONE OF THAT IS RIGHT.Copy !req
1341. IT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
1342. BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT IT, BEN?Copy !req
1343. ARE WE GONNA CRAWL
INTO A CAVE AND HIDE?Copy !req
1344. ARE WE GONNA DROP-OUT?
ARE WE GONNA QUIT LIVING?Copy !req
1345. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO—Copy !req
1346. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
DISRESPECT ANYONECopy !req
1347. LIKE YOU DID RIGHT
NOW DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
1348. YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!Copy !req
1349. YOU WERE RAISED
BETTER THAN THAT!Copy !req
1350. BEN...Copy !req
1351. JUST BECAUSE I STARTED
SEEING SOMEONECopy !req
1352. DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GOING
TO FORGET YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
1353. I WON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1354. I CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1355. EVER.Copy !req
1356. I COULDN'T DO
THAT IF I TRIED.Copy !req
1357. ANGIE DOESN'T REMEMBER
MOM ANYMORE.Copy !req
1358. EXCEPT FOR WHAT SHE'S
SEEN ON VIDEOS.Copy !req
1359. TO HER, MOM'S ABOUT AS REAL AS
BELLE OR THE LITTLE MERMAID.Copy !req
1360. SHE WAS SO LITTLE WHEN
IT HAPPENED, BEN.Copy !req
1361. SHE WOULDN'T CARE AT ALL
IF YOU MARRIED SARA.Copy !req
1362. SHE'D BE HAPPY.Copy !req
1363. SARA'S A WONDERFUL PERSON.Copy !req
1364. I KNOW...Copy !req
1365. WE JUST CAN'T LET MOM
GET ERASED, DAD.Copy !req
1366. COME HERE.Copy !req
1367. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.Copy !req
1368. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1369. WHO'D BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO TRY
AND REPLACE YOUR MOTHER, HUH?Copy !req
1370. VIRTUAL PROJECTION
PROCESS ACTIVATED!Copy !req
1371. UNLESS WE ACT NOW,Copy !req
1372. SHE IS GOING TO BECOME PART
OF THIS FAMILY, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1373. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
DAD DESERVES A
LITTLE HAPPINESS.Copy !req
1374. PAT?Copy !req
1375. OOOH! PAT!Copy !req
1376. YOU-YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
1377. NO MORE OR LESS THAN
I HAVE BEEN.Copy !req
1378. I'VE JUST FINALLY REACHED
MY FULL POTENTIAL.Copy !req
1379. UH, I GOTTA
GET SARA!Copy !req
1380. SARA? SHE WOULDN'T KNOW
A VIRTUAL PROJECTIONCopy !req
1381. FROM A HOLOGRAM.Copy !req
1382. THAT'S WHY WE MUST KEEP
HER FROM BEING TOO
SERIOUS ABOUT NICK.Copy !req
1383. UH—WELL—YOU KNOW, I
WAS—I WAS STARTING TO
THINKCopy !req
1384. THAT MAYBE SHE MIGHT
BE GOOD FOR HIM.Copy !req
1385. YOU KNOW, FOR ALL OF US.Copy !req
1386. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?Copy !req
1387. THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO
KNOWS WHAT YOU THREE NEED.Copy !req
1388. THAT'S ME.Copy !req
1389. I HAVE WORKED MY MICROCHIPS
RIGHT DOWN PAST THE SILICONE
FOR YOU PEOPLE.Copy !req
1390. AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?Copy !req
1391. PAT, TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
1392. EASY? YOU THINK I WOULDN'T
RATHER BE TAKING IT EASY?Copy !req
1393. BUT, NO! I'M TOO BUSY
KEEPING UP WITH THE COOPERS!Copy !req
1394. SLAVING AWAY IN A
HOT CONTROL ROOM,Copy !req
1395. DOING HOMEWORK,
THROWING PARTIES,Copy !req
1396. KEEPING SCHEDULES,Copy !req
1397. MAKING YOUR LIVES PERFECT.Copy !req
1398. SO YOU CAN BRING ANOTHER
WOMAN INTO MY DOMAIN?Copy !req
1399. I DON'T THINK SO, MISTER.Copy !req
1400. I AM A MOTHER
LIKE NO OTHER.Copy !req
1401. AND I WILL NOT SIT BACKCopy !req
1402. AND ALLOW MYSELF TO
BE PREEMPTED!Copy !req
1403. WAIT, BEN!Copy !req
1404. DAD! SARA!Copy !req
1405. IT'S PAT! SHE'S ALIVE!Copy !req
1406. SHE WAS IN MY ROOM YELLING
ABOUT HOW WE'RE TAKING HER
FOR GRANTED.Copy !req
1407. SLOW DOWN.
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
1408. HELLO. PAT. LOGO WOMAN.Copy !req
1409. YEAH. SHE WAS IN MY ROOM
BARKING ABOUT HOW WE DON'T
APPRECIATE HER.Copy !req
1410. IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON.Copy !req
1411. YOU OBVIOUSLY FELL ASLEEPCopy !req
1412. AND YOU WERE HAVING
A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
1413. I WASN'T DREAMING, DAD!Copy !req
1414. I'M TELLING YOU SHE WAS THERE.Copy !req
1415. TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL
YOU ALL ALONG, NICK—Copy !req
1416. MOTHER KNOWS BEST!Copy !req
1417. WHAT—WHAT IS
THAT THING?Copy !req
1418. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1419. I GUESS SHE TAPPED INTO A
VIRTUAL PROJECTION COMPONENTCopy !req
1420. AND LEARNED HOW TO CREATE
A VISUAL EMBODIMENT.Copy !req
1421. I THOUGHT YOU
SAID YOU SHUT
DOWN THE SYSTEM.Copy !req
1422. THAT'S WHAT'S
SCARING ME. I DID.Copy !req
1423. AS ENJOYABLE AS IT'S BEEN
TO HAVE YOU HERE, SARA,Copy !req
1424. IT WOULD BE BEST
FOR EVERYONECopy !req
1425. IF YOU WENT HOME NOW.Copy !req
1426. I CAN'T DO THAT, PAT.Copy !req
1427. I NEED TO REINSTATE
THE N65 CODECopy !req
1428. AND GET YOU BACK IN
PROPER WORKING ORDER.Copy !req
1429. I'M IN FINE WORKING ORDER.Copy !req
1430. I'M SIMPLY DOING WHAT
YOU CREATED ME TO DO—Copy !req
1431. GIVING THESE PEOPLE
EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEED!Copy !req
1432. PAT!Copy !req
1433. WAIT A SECOND!Copy !req
1434. AAAAAH!Copy !req
1435. OPEN THE DOOR, PAT!Copy !req
1436. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T
DO THAT, NICK.Copy !req
1437. PAT!Copy !req
1438. I HAVE TO DO WHAT I
BELIEVE IS BEST.Copy !req
1439. PAT, I'M GONNA
DELETE YOU FOR THIS!Copy !req
1440. LET ME IN!Copy !req
1441. PAT, LET ME IN!Copy !req
1442. PAT, YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
1443. ANGIE, SWEETIE, WAKE UP.Copy !req
1444. HUH? WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
1445. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING WITH PAT.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1446. OUR HOUSE IS HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.Copy !req
1447. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU'RE DOING THIS, PAT!Copy !req
1448. TO PROTECT YOU AND
YOUR CHILDREN.Copy !req
1449. THE MORE I'VE LEARNED ABOUT YOUR
WORLD OUTSIDE MY WALLS,Copy !req
1450. THE MORE I'VE REALIZED
HOW DANGEROUSCopy !req
1451. AND UNPREDICTABLE IT IS.Copy !req
1452. WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT
TO VENTURE OUT INTO IT?Copy !req
1453. WE CAN'T STAY
HERE FOREVER.Copy !req
1454. WELL, WHY NOT?Copy !req
1455. HAVEN'T I GIVEN YOU
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
ASKED FOR?Copy !req
1456. WE'RE KIDS.Copy !req
1457. WE NEED FRESH AIR
AND EXERCISE.Copy !req
1458. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU SYNTHETIC
FRESH AIR AND VIRTUAL EXERCISE.Copy !req
1459. WE STILL NEED TO
GO TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
1460. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
ABOUT HOME SCHOOLING?Copy !req
1461. YEAH, BUT NOT WHERE THE
HOME'S THE ONE DOING THE
SCHOOLING.Copy !req
1462. WHAT ABOUT FRIENDS?Copy !req
1463. KIDS CAN'T EXIST
WITHOUT THEIR
FRIENDS.Copy !req
1464. WELL, WE CAN BE EACH
OTHER'S BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
1465. YOU'RE REALLY
SCARING ME, PAT.Copy !req
1466. OH, ANGIE, YOU'RE
HURTING MY FEELINGS.Copy !req
1467. THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR—Copy !req
1468. MAMA'S HERE.Copy !req
1469. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!Copy !req
1470. BUT I'D LIKE TO BE
IF YOU'D LET ME.Copy !req
1471. IS THERE SOMETHING SO WRONG
WITH NEEDING TO BE NEEDED?Copy !req
1472. WHAT IF ANGIE AND I NEED
YOU AT THE SAME TIME?Copy !req
1473. THAT IS VIRTUALLY NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
1474. YOU SEE, THE BEAUTY OF US IS...Copy !req
1475. UNLIKE THE AVERAGE MOTHER
WITH NORMAL LIMITATIONS,Copy !req
1476. WE CAN BE IN TWO
PLACES AT ONCE.Copy !req
1477. CAN YOUR LITTLE
SARA DO THAT?Copy !req
1478. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
1479. NOT BY ANY STRETCH OF
THE IMAGINATION.Copy !req
1480. NO, MILES, I'M NOT JOKING.Copy !req
1481. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!Copy !req
1482. I NEED YOU TO GET OVER
HERE AS SOON AS YOU CAN.Copy !req
1483. WAIT! WAIT!Copy !req
1484. AND STOP BY MY PLACE AND
PICK UP A FEW THINGS.Copy !req
1485. WHAT?Copy !req
1486. AH, FIRST OF ALL, I NEED
THE SCHEMATICS—Copy !req
1487. FOR THE
HOUSE?
YEAH.Copy !req
1488. "BEN, I'LL NEVER TRY TO
BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A
FRIEND TO YOU.Copy !req
1489. "TELL ME HOW I CAN HELP.Copy !req
1490. SEND S-O-S CARE OF
SMARTSARA.COM."Copy !req
1491. DOESN'T THIS PLACE HAVE
SOME KIND OF MASTER PLUGCopy !req
1492. WE CAN JUST PULL?Copy !req
1493. I NEVER EXPECTED
PAT TO MUTINY.Copy !req
1494. EVERY POWER SOURCE SHE
HAS IS SELF-CONTAINEDCopy !req
1495. IN THE CONTROL ROOM.Copy !req
1496. AND SHE'S STOCKED
WITH ENOUGH SUPPLIESCopy !req
1497. TO HOLD THOSE PEOPLE
HOSTAGE FOR MONTHS.Copy !req
1498. SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?Copy !req
1499. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1500. WHAT ARE WE MISSING?Copy !req
1501. OHHH!Copy !req
1502. "SARA, R U THERE? IT'S BEN."Copy !req
1503. IT'S BEN!Copy !req
1504. I KNEW I LIKED
THAT KID.Copy !req
1505. OOW! OOW!Copy !req
1506. OK, HERE COMES
THE PAPER BOY.Copy !req
1507. GO!Copy !req
1508. GO!Copy !req
1509. OOW!Copy !req
1510. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
1511. I THINK I'VE GOT
APPENDICITIS, DAD.Copy !req
1512. YEAH, BUT YOUR APPENDIX
IS AROUND FRONT.Copy !req
1513. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
1514. DOES THAT HURT?Copy !req
1515. OOW!Copy !req
1516. OOW!Copy !req
1517. OH, YEAH. I GOT IT!Copy !req
1518. I GOT IT. OK.Copy !req
1519. SECURITY BREECH.
SECURITY BREECH.Copy !req
1520. SHOOT!Copy !req
1521. SECURITY BREECH.Copy !req
1522. SARA. WHAT AN
UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.Copy !req
1523. HOW DID YOU GET
BACK IN HERE?Copy !req
1524. WITH BEN'S HELP.Copy !req
1525. HE BROUGHT ME IN BECAUSE
HE OBVIOUSLY NEEDED ME.Copy !req
1526. HE DOESN'T NEED YOU.Copy !req
1527. HE'S GOT ME.Copy !req
1528. TO BE HONEST, PAT,Copy !req
1529. ALL THE COOPERS THINK
YOU'RE WAY OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
1530. I...Copy !req
1531. WON'T...Copy !req
1532. STAND FOR THIS!Copy !req
1533. AHHHH!Copy !req
1534. WHAT'S HAPPENING,
DAD?Copy !req
1535. I'M NOT SURE, HONEY.Copy !req
1536. GET DOWN!Copy !req
1537. HOLD ON!Copy !req
1538. I CAN BE EVERYTHING
YOU NEED, BEN.Copy !req
1539. STOP IT, PAT! I HATE
YOU LIKE THIS!Copy !req
1540. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
1541. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO
ME, YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
1542. YOU CAN'T BE OUR
MOTHER, PAT.Copy !req
1543. YOU'RE NOT REAL.Copy !req
1544. SO?Copy !req
1545. WHEN YOU STARTED
FREAKING OUT,Copy !req
1546. DID YOU SEE WHAT DAD AND
SARA DID FOR ME AND ANGIE?Copy !req
1547. THEY COVERED US.
THEY PROTECTED US.Copy !req
1548. THEY HELD ON TO US.Copy !req
1549. YOU CAN'T DO THAT, PAT.Copy !req
1550. YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT.Copy !req
1551. NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
1552. YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL
THAT, DID YOU?Copy !req
1553. NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
1554. PAT'S CRYING.Copy !req
1555. I WILL MISS YOU ALLCopy !req
1556. VERY MUCH.Copy !req
1557. I KNOW YOU NEVER MEANT
FOR THINGS TO GET SO
OUT OF CONTROL,Copy !req
1558. BUT I REALLY HOPE YOU
LEARNED A LESSON.Copy !req
1559. BELIEVE ME, DAD,
THE LAST THINGCopy !req
1560. I'M EVER GOING TO DO
AGAIN IS MESS WITH PAT.Copy !req
1561. I TURNED HER
INTO A MANIAC.Copy !req
1562. WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE SARACopy !req
1563. TO GET EVERYTHING
BACK ON TRACK.Copy !req
1564. YEAH.Copy !req
1565. SHE'S PRETTY COOL,
ISN'T SHE?Copy !req
1566. ALMOST AS COOL
AS MY SON.Copy !req
1567. COOPER CHECKS OUT THE DEFENDER,Copy !req
1568. GOES TO SHOOT IT,Copy !req
1569. OHHH!Copy !req
1570. BEN, BY ROTATING YOUR HIPS
27 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT,Copy !req
1571. AND APPLYING MORE
LEFTHANDED PUSH,Copy !req
1572. YOU WILL GREATLY
INCREASE YOUR CHANCESCopy !req
1573. OF SUCCESSFULLY PLACING
THE BALL INTO THE HOOP.Copy !req
1574. THANKS A LOT, PAT.
I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
1575. THAT WAS SWEET. THANKS, PAT.Copy !req
1576. HEY, SARA.Copy !req
1577. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
1578. YOUR DAD INVITED ME
OVER FOR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
1579. COOL. LET'S GO INSIDE AND
SEE WHAT HE'S WHIPPIN' UP.Copy !req
1580. ALL RIGHTY.Copy !req
1581. SO BEN TELLS ME THAT
PAT'S BEHAVING.Copy !req
1582. PAT HAS BEEN SERVING US
WITHOUT INTERFERING.Copy !req
1583. WHAT MORE COULD YOU
POSSIBLY ASK FOR?Copy !req
1584. NICK, THIS
LOOKS DELICIOUS.Copy !req
1585. AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELFCopy !req
1586. WITHOUT THE HELP OF BEN OR PAT.Copy !req
1587. OUR LITTLE DADDY'S GROWING UP.Copy !req
1588. HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THESE WERE
CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES.Copy !req
1589. MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
1590. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1591. I DIDN'T PUT ANY
CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN HERE.Copy !req
1592. YOUNG LADY?Copy !req
1593. DON'T LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
1594. WELL, YOUR BROTHER
WAS OUTSIDE.Copy !req
1595. WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT?Copy !req
1596. UH, LET ME TAKE
A WILD GUESS.Copy !req