1. Name.Copy !req
2. Good evening-Copy !req
3. Welcome to
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
4. Are
you ready?Copy !req
5. - Please give
a big round of applause-
- Good luck, kid.Copy !req
6. to our very first
contestant of the night...Copy !req
7. Jamal Malik, from our very own...
amchi Mumbai!Copy !req
8. Chalo, let's play.Copy !req
9. Smile. You'll be fine.Copy !req
10. Name.Copy !req
11. - Name.
- Jamal... Malik.Copy !req
12. You have a name. Good.Copy !req
13. Stop crying.Copy !req
14. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
15. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
16. So, Jamal...Copy !req
17. tell me something about yourself.Copy !req
18. I work in a call center.
In Juhu.Copy !req
19. Good.Copy !req
20. A phone basher.Copy !req
21. And what type of call center
would that be?Copy !req
22. XL 5 mobile phones.Copy !req
23. Oh. So you're the one who calls
me up every single day of my
life with special offers, huh?Copy !req
24. No. Actually, I'm an assistant.Copy !req
25. An assistant phone basher?Copy !req
26. And what does a assistant
phone basher do exactly?Copy !req
27. I get tea for people and-Copy !req
28. Chai wallah.
A chai wallah!Copy !req
29. Well, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
30. Jamal Malik-Copy !req
31. from Mumbai, let's play
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
32. So, has he confessed yet?Copy !req
33. Except his name, I could not get
anything out of the runt.Copy !req
34. You have been here a whole bloody night,
Srinivas. What have you been doing?Copy !req
35. He's a tough guy.Copy !req
36. A little electricity will loosen his tongue.
Give him.Copy !req
37. Yes, sir.Copy !req
38. Okay. So, were you wired up?
Mobile or a pager?Copy !req
39. A coughing accomplice
in the audience...Copy !req
40. or a microchip under the skin?Copy !req
41. Huh?Copy !req
42. - The chip is not here.
- Not here?Copy !req
43. - No.
- Okay. Leave the chip.
Leave the chip. Leave the chip.Copy !req
44. It's hot...Copy !req
45. and my wife is giving me hell...Copy !req
46. and I've got a desk full of
murderers, rapists...Copy !req
47. extortionists, bum bandits and you.Copy !req
48. So why don't you save us
both a lot of time...Copy !req
49. and tell me how you cheated.Copy !req
50. Hmm.Copy !req
51. I'm done, sir.Copy !req
52. Now, listen.Copy !req
53. Hello.Copy !req
54. He's unconscious, Juti.
What good is that?Copy !req
55. How many times
have I told you, Srinivas?Copy !req
56. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
57. Srinivas. Now we'll have...Copy !req
58. Amnesty International here next,
peeing in their pants about human rights.Copy !req
59. Sir, I was thinking, um-Copy !req
60. - Get him down, tidy him up,
please, for God's sake!
- Sir...Copy !req
61. what if he did know the answers?Copy !req
62. Professors, doctors, lawyers,
general knowledge wallahs...Copy !req
63. never get beyond 16,000 rupees.Copy !req
64. He's on 10 million.
What the hell can a...Copy !req
65. slumdog possibly know?Copy !req
66. The answers.Copy !req
67. I knew the answers.Copy !req
68. ♪ They can't touch me
We break off, run so fast
they can't even catch me ♪Copy !req
69. ♪ Been that gypsy
Touch me, I show you tricks
with my sticks that quickly ♪Copy !req
70. ♪ Pick up their packs
on my journey ♪Copy !req
71. ♪ Dogs run
They start to follow me
I have my luck ♪Copy !req
72. ♪ Some days they suck
when we live for the buck
we get for the family ♪Copy !req
73. ♪ One day I wanna be a star
so I get to hang in a bar♪Copy !req
74. ♪ I'll go to Vegas if they pay us
just to forget my scars ♪Copy !req
75. Sorry.Copy !req
76. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
77. Sorry!Copy !req
78. ♪ They can't touch me
We break off♪Copy !req
79. - ♪ Run so fast
they can't even catch me ♪Copy !req
80. ♪ Been that gypsy Touch me ♪Copy !req
81. ♪ I show you tricks
with my sticks that quickly ♪♪Copy !req
82. - Athos!
- Athos!Copy !req
83. - Cried the two musketeers.
- Musketeers.Copy !req
84. - Athos!
- Athos!Copy !req
85. Repeat it.
"You have sent for me, sir,"said Athos.Copy !req
86. - "You have sent for me, sir."
- Ah.Copy !req
87. Huh?Copy !req
88. So...Copy !req
89. Mr. Malik...Copy !req
90. the man who knows all the answers.Copy !req
91. Talk.Copy !req
92. Talk.Copy !req
93. So, Jamal...Copy !req
94. are you ready for the first question
for 1,000 rupees?Copy !req
95. Yes.Copy !req
96. Not bad money to sit on a chair
and answer a question.Copy !req
97. Better than making tea, no?Copy !req
98. No. Yes. No.Copy !req
99. No? Yes? No?Copy !req
100. Is that your final answer?Copy !req
101. So, remember, you have
three lifelines.Copy !req
102. Ask the audience, fifty-fifty...Copy !req
103. phone a friend.Copy !req
104. So the first question for 1,000 rupees.
Here we go.Copy !req
105. Who was the star in
the 1973 hit film Zanjeer?Copy !req
106. Amitabh?Copy !req
107. Amitabh Bachchan!Copy !req
108. Salim!Copy !req
109. Amitabh Bachchan!Copy !req
110. Amitabh!Copy !req
111. Yea!Copy !req
112. Amitabh-Copy !req
113. "A."Amitabh Bachchan.Copy !req
114. Guess what. You're right.
You just won 1,000 rupees.Copy !req
115. You don't have to be a genius.Copy !req
116. I knew it was Amitabh Bachchan.Copy !req
117. - Hmm?
- Mmm.Copy !req
118. Like I said, don't have to be
a genius.Copy !req
119. He's the most famous man in India.Copy !req
120. A picture of three lions...Copy !req
121. is seen in the national
emblem of India.Copy !req
122. What is written underneath?Copy !req
123. "A," the truth alone triumphs...Copy !req
124. "B," lies alone triumph...Copy !req
125. "C,"fashion alone triumphs...Copy !req
126. "D," money alone triumphs?Copy !req
127. What do you think, Jamal?Copy !req
128. The most famous phrase
of our country.Copy !req
129. Would you like to phone a friend?Copy !req
130. Ask the audience.Copy !req
131. Put the poor man out of his misery,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
132. My five-year-old daughter can answer
that question, but you couldn't.Copy !req
133. That's strange for
a millionaire genius.Copy !req
134. What happened?Copy !req
135. Your accomplice nip out for a piss?Copy !req
136. The inspector is asking something.Copy !req
137. How much is pani puri
at Harish's stall on Chowpatty?Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. Pani puri. One plate, how much?Copy !req
140. - Ten rupees.
- Wrong.Copy !req
141. Fifteen since Divali.Copy !req
142. Who stole
Constable Vermaas's bicycle...Copy !req
143. outside Santa Cruz
station last Thursday?Copy !req
144. You know who that was?Copy !req
145. Everyone in Juhu knows that.Copy !req
146. Even five-year-olds.Copy !req
147. Congratulations, Jamal.
You just won 4,000 rupees.Copy !req
148. For 16,000 rupees.Copy !req
149. Religion.Copy !req
150. Interesting.Copy !req
151. In depictions of God Rama...Copy !req
152. he is famously holding what
in his right hand?Copy !req
153. Hey, Jamal.Copy !req
154. Jamal-Copy !req
155. I wake up every morning wishing I didn't
know the answer to that question.Copy !req
156. If it wasn't for Rama and Allah...Copy !req
157. I would still have a mother.Copy !req
158. A bow and arrow.Copy !req
159. Final answer?Copy !req
160. Final answer.Copy !req
161. Hmm. Ah. Computer-ji,
"D'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
162. You've just won 16,000 rupees.Copy !req
163. Well done, my friend.Copy !req
164. Time for a commercial break.
Don't go away now.Copy !req
165. You got lucky, huh?Copy !req
166. If I were you,
I would take the money and run.Copy !req
167. You're not gonna get the next one.Copy !req
168. Everybody back in 90, please. Okay?Copy !req
169. Can you come and do
the controls, please?Copy !req
170. Salim.Copy !req
171. Welcome back to Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
172. Our contestant, Jamal Malik,
call center assistant from Mumbai...Copy !req
173. is on 16,000 rupees
and has already used one lifeline-Copy !req
174. ask the audience.Copy !req
175. So, my friend,
you're into serious money.Copy !req
176. Yes.Copy !req
177. The song "Darshan do Ghanshyam" was
written by which famous Indian poet?Copy !req
178. "A,"Surdas, "B," Tulsidas...Copy !req
179. "C,"Mira Bai...Copy !req
180. "D,"Kabir?Copy !req
181. Hello.Copy !req
182. It's hot, huh?Copy !req
183. Yea!Copy !req
184. Arvind.Copy !req
185. ♪ Darshan do Ghanshyam ♪Copy !req
186. Salim.Copy !req
187. ♪Darshan do Ghanshyam ♪Copy !req
188. Huh?Copy !req
189. Hey.Copy !req
190. ♪ Darshan do Ghanshyam ♪Copy !req
191. Salim.Copy !req
192. Huh?Copy !req
193. Jamal.Copy !req
194. Punnoose.Copy !req
195. Jamal.Copy !req
196. Jamal.Copy !req
197. ♪ Darshan do ♪Copy !req
198. ♪Darshan do Ghanshyam ♪Copy !req
199. ♪ Darshan do Ghanshyam ♪♪Copy !req
200. Salim!Copy !req
201. Salim!Copy !req
202. Jamal!Copy !req
203. Jamal!Copy !req
204. Latika.Copy !req
205. Jamal!Copy !req
206. Latika!Copy !req
207. Latika!Copy !req
208. Salim!Copy !req
209. Surdas.Copy !req
210. Surdas?Copy !req
211. Surdas...Copy !req
212. apka final answer?Copy !req
213. Yes.Copy !req
214. Guess what.Copy !req
215. You're right!Copy !req
216. What happened to the girl?
They blinded her too?Copy !req
217. They had other plans.Copy !req
218. It took me a long time to find out.Copy !req
219. ♪ I fly like paper
get high like planes ♪Copy !req
220. ♪ If you catch me at the border♪Copy !req
221. - ♪ I got visas in my name
If you come around here ♪Copy !req
222. ♪ I make 'em all day
I get one done
in a second if you wait ♪Copy !req
223. ♪ I fly like paper
get high like planes ♪Copy !req
224. ♪ If you catch me at the border
I've got visas in my name ♪Copy !req
225. ♪ If you come around here
I make 'em all day ♪Copy !req
226. - ♪ I get one done
in a second if you wait ♪
- Bye! Bye!Copy !req
227. ♪ Sometimes I think
sittin' on trains ♪Copy !req
228. ♪ Every stop I get to
I'm clockin' that game ♪Copy !req
229. - ♪ Everyone's a winner
We're makin' our fame ♪Copy !req
230. ♪ Bona fide hustler
I'm makin' my name ♪Copy !req
231. ♪ Sometimes I think sittin' on trains ♪Copy !req
232. - ♪ Every stop I get to
I'm clockin' that game ♪
- Yea!Copy !req
233. ♪ Everyone's a winner
We're makin' our fame ♪Copy !req
234. - ♪ Bona fide hustler
I'm makin' my name ♪Copy !req
235. Hey.Copy !req
236. ♪ Pirate skulls and bones ♪Copy !req
237. ♪ Sticks and stones
and weed and bombs ♪Copy !req
238. ♪ Running when we hit 'em ♪Copy !req
239. ♪ Lethal poison
through their system ♪Copy !req
240. ♪ Pirate skulls and bones ♪Copy !req
241. ♪ Sticks and stones
and weed and bombs ♪Copy !req
242. ♪ Running when we hit 'em ♪Copy !req
243. ♪ Lethal poison
through their system ♪Copy !req
244. ♪ No one on the corner
has swagger like us ♪Copy !req
245. ♪ Hit me on my banner
prepaid wireless ♪Copy !req
246. ♪ We pack and deliver
like U.P.S. trucks ♪Copy !req
247. ♪ Already going hell
just pumping that gas ♪Copy !req
248. ♪ No one on the corner
has swagger like us ♪♪Copy !req
249. Salim! Salim!Copy !req
250. Is this heaven?Copy !req
251. You're not dead, Jamal.Copy !req
252. What is it?Copy !req
253. Some hotel, huh?Copy !req
254. The Taj Mahal is considered the finest
example of Mogul architecture.Copy !req
255. who died on June 17, 1631-Copy !req
256. during the birth
of their 14th child.Copy !req
257. The Taj Mahal was completed around, uh,
1648, using a labor force of 20,000 workers-Copy !req
258. In 1980 it became a UNESCO
World Heritage Site and was cited as the-Copy !req
259. If you would like to follow me...Copy !req
260. I will show you 99 names of Allah
on Mumtaz's tomb.Copy !req
261. Please take off your shoes.Copy !req
262. Please. Please.
What time is the next tour?Copy !req
263. We are on a very tight
schedule, you see.Copy !req
264. Have to see the Red Fort
this afternoon.Copy !req
265. - No, I-
- Please, would it be possible...Copy !req
266. to show us around now?Copy !req
267. Obviously we understand
that it costs more for just the two of us.Copy !req
268. But of course, madam.Copy !req
269. Please follow me.Copy !req
270. The Taj Mahal was built
by Emperor Khurram...Copy !req
271. for his wife Mumtaz.Copy !req
272. Was the maximum beautiful
woman in the world.Copy !req
273. So, when she died, the emperor decided
to build this...Copy !req
274. five-star hotel...Copy !req
275. for everyone
who'd like to visit her too.Copy !req
276. But he died in 1587...Copy !req
277. before any of the rooms
were built or any of the lifts.Copy !req
278. But the swimming pool,
as you can see...Copy !req
279. was completed on schedule,
in top-class fashion.Copy !req
280. There's nothing of this
in the guidebook.Copy !req
281. The guidebook was written by a bunch of
lazy, good-for-nothing Indian beggars.Copy !req
282. Oh.Copy !req
283. And this, lady and gentleman,
is the burial place of Mumtaz.Copy !req
284. How did she die?Copy !req
285. - A road traffic accident.
- Really?Copy !req
286. Maximum pileup.Copy !req
287. I thought she died in childbirth.Copy !req
288. Exactly, sir. She was on the way
to hospital when it happened.Copy !req
289. Ready?
Don't move an inch.Copy !req
290. Smile.Copy !req
291. Unbreakable Thailand wood.Copy !req
292. You take. Shoes!Copy !req
293. American brands! Shoes!Copy !req
294. - ♪ All I wanna do
And a-♪Copy !req
295. ♪ Then take your money
'Cause all I wanna do ♪Copy !req
296. ♪ And a-
Then take your money ♪Copy !req
297. ♪ All I wanna do
And a-♪Copy !req
298. ♪ Then take your money ♪Copy !req
299. ♪ And a-♪Copy !req
300. ♪ Then take your money ♪Copy !req
301. - ♪ All I wanna do ♪
- Smile!Copy !req
302. ♪ And a-
And take your money ♪Copy !req
303. ♪ All I wanna do
And a-♪Copy !req
304. ♪ Then take your money ♪Copy !req
305. This, Mr. David, is the biggest dhobi ghat
in the whole of India.Copy !req
306. That's amazing.Copy !req
307. Come on.
Take a real good look at this.Copy !req
308. They say that every man
in Uttar Pradesh...Copy !req
309. is wearing a kurta that has been
at least washed once out here.Copy !req
310. Formula One! Formula One!Copy !req
311. Pit stop ka speed!
Schumacher ka style!Copy !req
312. The-The cows, the-the buffaloes.Copy !req
313. What are those over there?Copy !req
314. Oh, shit.Copy !req
315. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
316. Okay-Copy !req
317. Okay! Okay!Copy !req
318. Cool it! Cool it, will ya? Jesus.Copy !req
319. - You got insurance, don't ya?
Are you okay?Copy !req
320. - You wanted to see a bit
of real India, here it is.Copy !req
321. - All right!
- Well, here is a bit of
the real America, son.Copy !req
322. Oh. Yes, yes. Jesus.Copy !req
323. Here.Copy !req
324. ♪Eurydice ♪Copy !req
325. ♪ Eurydice ♪Copy !req
326. On an American $ 100 bill...Copy !req
327. there is a portrait
of which American statesman?Copy !req
328. "A," George Washington...Copy !req
329. "B," Franklin Roosevelt...Copy !req
330. "C," Benjamin Franklin...Copy !req
331. "D," Abraham Lincoln?Copy !req
332. Pay or play, Jamal?Copy !req
333. You decide.Copy !req
334. Oh, God. He's looking at the camera.
He hasn't got a clue.Copy !req
335. This is gonna be a walk-away.
Stand by.Copy !req
336. No. He's gonna play with him first.Copy !req
337. Jamal.Copy !req
338. Get a lot of $100 bills
in your line of work?Copy !req
339. The minimum tip for my services.Copy !req
340. Oh.Copy !req
341. Now I know why my cell phone
bills are so high.Copy !req
342. They tip the chai wallah
with $100 bills.Copy !req
343. It's "C."
Benjamin Franklin.Copy !req
344. - You're gonna play, huh?
- I think I just have, haven't I?Copy !req
345. You certainly have.
"C,"right? Right?Copy !req
346. Who's on the thousand-rupee note?Copy !req
347. I don't know.Copy !req
348. You don't know?Copy !req
349. Gandhi-ji.Copy !req
350. Oh. I've heard of him.Copy !req
351. Don't get clever...Copy !req
352. or I'll get the electricity
out again.Copy !req
353. Look.Copy !req
354. They didn't ask me that question.Copy !req
355. I don't know why.
Ask them.Copy !req
356. It's funny. You don't seem
that interested in money.Copy !req
357. As a matter of fact, you have...Copy !req
358. one million rupees!Copy !req
359. Explain the $100 bill.Copy !req
360. Bombay had turned into Mumbai.Copy !req
361. Why can't you understand?Copy !req
362. I'm sick of this now.Copy !req
363. Two chicken burgers, two fries,
one mango lassi, one Coke.Copy !req
364. One mineral water.Copy !req
365. Shimla.Copy !req
366. I'm going to Chowpatty, okay?Copy !req
367. Wanna come?Copy !req
368. For God's sake.
You've got some disease.Copy !req
369. You forced me back
to this shithole...Copy !req
370. we leave our friends, a good life,
loads of money... for this?Copy !req
371. - We came back to find her.
- You did.Copy !req
372. I don't give a shit about her.Copy !req
373. Plenty of pussy in Bombay for Salim.Copy !req
374. Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
375. You should come back to the cages
on Saturday night...Copy !req
376. instead of go searching
for your lost love.Copy !req
377. I'm going to Chowpatty.Copy !req
378. "I'm going to Chowpatty."Copy !req
379. There are 19 million people
in this city, Jamal.Copy !req
380. Forget about her.
She's history.Copy !req
381. Dollars?Copy !req
382. 100.Copy !req
383. Benjamin Franklin.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry, Arvind.Copy !req
385. Thanks.Copy !req
386. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
387. Cherry?Copy !req
388. So, is it her or not?Copy !req
389. She's sexy, man.Copy !req
390. Latika!Copy !req
391. - Who is this?
- Jamal?Copy !req
392. - I'll get the bag.
- Who are you? What do you want?Copy !req
393. - Quick!
- You stupid boys.Copy !req
394. - Come on. Pack it in.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
395. - How did you find me?
- Later. Later.Copy !req
396. No, not everything.Copy !req
397. Get out, if you can.Copy !req
398. - Take the cash. Take the cash.
- Come on. We gotta go.Copy !req
399. Let's go. Let's go. Shit.Copy !req
400. Look who we have here.Copy !req
401. Hello again...Copy !req
402. Jamal...Copy !req
403. Salim.Copy !req
404. Never forget a face.Copy !req
405. Hey, Punnoose?Copy !req
406. Especially one that I own.Copy !req
407. You really thought you could just walk in
and take my prize away?Copy !req
408. Latika, come.Copy !req
409. Have you any idea
how much this little virgin is worth?Copy !req
410. - Please continue, Master-ji.
- Okay, sir.Copy !req
411. - Get them out of here.
- No!Copy !req
412. Move!Copy !req
413. Get over there.Copy !req
414. Let's not be foolish, Salim.Copy !req
415. Heavy, isn't it?
Give it to me.Copy !req
416. Huh?Copy !req
417. On your knees. Down!Copy !req
418. Both of you, down!Copy !req
419. Money!Copy !req
420. You can have money.Copy !req
421. Here.Copy !req
422. Look.Copy !req
423. Take it. Go.Copy !req
424. Disappear with your... friend,
and we'll forget all about this. Okay?Copy !req
425. Maman never forgets.Copy !req
426. Isn't that right?Copy !req
427. Oh, Maman can
make an exception, huh?Copy !req
428. I can't take that risk,
Maman. Sorry.Copy !req
429. Let's go!Copy !req
430. Stay!Copy !req
431. Jamal!Copy !req
432. Jamal.Copy !req
433. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
434. Who invented the revolver?Copy !req
435. Samuel Colt.Copy !req
436. Final answer?Copy !req
437. Final answer.Copy !req
438. Jamal Malik...Copy !req
439. you're on a dream run.Copy !req
440. My heart says you're gonna win more.Copy !req
441. Computer-ji...Copy !req
442. "A'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
443. I was right.Copy !req
444. The chai wallah has done it again.Copy !req
445. Incredible!Copy !req
446. - Service!
- Reception!Copy !req
447. Oh!Copy !req
448. - Found something.
- Stay there. Look away.Copy !req
449. I know if you're looking.Copy !req
450. No, I'm not.Copy !req
451. Is Salim still there?Copy !req
452. Where's Salim?Copy !req
453. Don't know.Copy !req
454. You're a sweet boy, Jamal.Copy !req
455. I'm looking for Javed.Copy !req
456. He's not looking for you.Copy !req
457. I killed Maman.Copy !req
458. And I'll kill you too.Copy !req
459. Easy.Copy !req
460. Did you really kill him?Copy !req
461. Good.Copy !req
462. My enemy's enemy is a friend.Copy !req
463. Come here, my friend.Copy !req
464. Mm. I've been looking
for someone like you.Copy !req
465. You came back for me.Copy !req
466. Of course.Copy !req
467. I thought you'd forgotten.Copy !req
468. I never forgot.
Not for one moment.Copy !req
469. I knew I'd find you in the end.Copy !req
470. It's our destiny.Copy !req
471. Destiny.Copy !req
472. Hey.Copy !req
473. Come.Copy !req
474. No, Brother.
You've had a lot to drink.Copy !req
475. I am the elder. I am the boss.Copy !req
476. For once you do as I say.Copy !req
477. Now get out.Copy !req
478. Come on.
I saved your life, didn't I?Copy !req
479. Salim, please-Copy !req
480. I'll kill you!Copy !req
481. Kill you!Copy !req
482. I'll kill you!Copy !req
483. I am number one now.Copy !req
484. Salim!Copy !req
485. Salim, open it!Copy !req
486. Shut up!Copy !req
487. The man with the Colt.45
says shut up!Copy !req
488. Go now, or Gunmaster G-9 will
shoot you right between the eyes.Copy !req
489. Don't think he won't.Copy !req
490. I'm giving you five seconds.
One...Copy !req
491. two-Copy !req
492. Go, Jamal.Copy !req
493. Go.Copy !req
494. So, did you see them again?Copy !req
495. I wouldn't be here if I had.Copy !req
496. Was she pretty?Copy !req
497. I guess not.Copy !req
498. The most beautiful
woman in the world.Copy !req
499. He means "the bitch of the slums."Copy !req
500. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
501. Hey, no-Copy !req
502. Well, well.Copy !req
503. The slumdog barks.Copy !req
504. Money and women-Copy !req
505. the reasons to make
most mistakes in life.Copy !req
506. Correct.Copy !req
507. Looks like you're
mixed up with both.Copy !req
508. Srinivas.Copy !req
509. You need the exercise.Copy !req
510. Go and get me something to eat.Copy !req
511. Yes, sir.Copy !req
512. And chai.Copy !req
513. Phaode!Copy !req
514. Idiot, Srinivas.Copy !req
515. You puzzle me, slumdog-Copy !req
516. admitting murder to avoid
the charge of fraud...Copy !req
517. is not exactly clever thinking.Copy !req
518. Now, why would you do that?Copy !req
519. Hmm?Copy !req
520. When somebody asks me a question...Copy !req
521. I tell them the answer.Copy !req
522. Hmm.Copy !req
523. So, how did you manage
to get on the show?Copy !req
524. Okay, everyone. Listen up.Copy !req
525. It's been a big week for U.K.Copy !req
526. Kat is back.Copy !req
527. But she was already back.Copy !req
528. Bardi. Jamal?Copy !req
529. Oh, well, she did come back.
Then she went away...Copy !req
530. when Alfie split up with her,
and now she's back again.Copy !req
531. But it looks as if Alfie
still fancies Mo after all.Copy !req
532. Thank you, Jamal.
Bardi, keep up.Copy !req
533. The chai wallah knows more than you.Copy !req
534. Anyway, there's also
the festival in Edinburgh.Copy !req
535. Anybody knows Edinburgh?
Edinburgh?Copy !req
536. Ah, kilts, castles,
uh, haggis, uh, Ben Nevis.Copy !req
537. Good. Yes?Copy !req
538. Inspector Taggart, whiskey, Sean Connery.Copy !req
539. Good. And lochs-
their word for lakes.Copy !req
540. No filming.Copy !req
541. Jamal, come here.Copy !req
542. I'm on Millionaire duty today.Copy !req
543. - Dave-
- Please. Just for five minutes.Copy !req
544. I can't.Copy !req
545. Sit here.
If the team leader comes...Copy !req
546. - just pretend you are on a call
doing an upgrade for-
- Friends and Family. I know.Copy !req
547. - Yah.
- Two minutes.Copy !req
548. Ah.Copy !req
549. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
550. Dial this number now.Copy !req
551. Answer this question.
What does "A.T.M."-Copy !req
552. Hello? Hello? Hello?Copy !req
553. I would like to be a contestant
on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
554. - Hello? I want to be on-
- Uh-Copy !req
555. Bloody bastard.
I never get it!Copy !req
556. You have to dial
when Prem says "if."Copy !req
557. - That's when they open the lines.
- How the hell do you know that?Copy !req
558. That's what Anjum in technical says.
He put the system in.Copy !req
559. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
560. Have I been transferred again,
for God's sake?Copy !req
561. Hello? Good God,
will somebody talk to me?Copy !req
562. Uh, hello...Copy !req
563. Mrs. Mackintosh
from..."King-uss-ie."Copy !req
564. It's Kingussie, love.
Pronounced "Kingussie."Copy !req
565. So where are you from?
Abroad, I bet.Copy !req
566. Uh, just down the road
from your house, Mrs. Mackintosh.Copy !req
567. Uh, next to the loch.Copy !req
568. Och aye?
Which loch?Copy !req
569. Loch-Copy !req
570. Loch- Big... Loch Ben.Copy !req
571. Loch Big Ben. Next door
to Sean Connery's flat.Copy !req
572. I'd like to speak to your supervisor, son.Copy !req
573. - Yes?
- Salim?Copy !req
574. Who is this?
Do you know what time is this?Copy !req
575. Hello?Copy !req
576. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
577. Who is this?Copy !req
578. I'm calling from
XL 5 Communications, sir.Copy !req
579. As a valued customer,
we are offering you a free upgrade...Copy !req
580. with our Friends and-Copy !req
581. Family-Copy !req
582. Jamal?Copy !req
583. I-Is that you, Brother?Copy !req
584. Where are you?
I thought you were dead or something.Copy !req
585. Listen. We had to go, Jamal.Copy !req
586. Maman's guys- they were
searching the hotel.Copy !req
587. Jamal? Say something, please!Copy !req
588. Hello, Salim.Copy !req
589. Cambridge Circus is not in Cambridge.Copy !req
590. Dare I ask why?Copy !req
591. Too obvious.Copy !req
592. There's definitely
an Oxford Circus in London.Copy !req
593. And there's a rowing race between Oxford
and Cambridge, so there's probably...Copy !req
594. a Cambridge Circus too, no?Copy !req
595. I'll go for "D," London.Copy !req
596. Computer-ji, "D'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
597. Jamal Malik...Copy !req
598. you're absolutely right!Copy !req
599. It's getting hot in here.Copy !req
600. - Are you nervous?
- What?Copy !req
601. Am I nervous?Copy !req
602. It's you who's in
the hot seat, my friend.Copy !req
603. Oh, yes.Copy !req
604. Sorry.Copy !req
605. Bloody hell, he's got Prem on the run.Copy !req
606. - Finally.
- A few hours ago...Copy !req
607. you were giving chai
for the phone wallahs.Copy !req
608. And now you're richer
than they will ever be.Copy !req
609. What a player.Copy !req
610. Ladies and gentlemen, what a player!Copy !req
611. Jamal?Copy !req
612. God is good, bhai.
God is good.Copy !req
613. Maman's guys were after us.
We just had to skip.Copy !req
614. - Liar.
- Left a message for you at work.Copy !req
615. - Waited weeks for you at Nagpur.
- There was no message.Copy !req
616. Bhai, I definitely left a message.Copy !req
617. There was no message. There was
no message! There was no message!Copy !req
618. I will never forgive you.Copy !req
619. I know.Copy !req
620. That used to be our slum.Copy !req
621. Can you believe that, huh?Copy !req
622. We used to live right there, man.Copy !req
623. Now it's all business.Copy !req
624. India is at the center
of the world hub, bhai.Copy !req
625. And I-Copy !req
626. I am at the center...Copy !req
627. of the center.Copy !req
628. This is all Javed-bhai's.Copy !req
629. - Javed Khan?
- Sorry.Copy !req
630. The gangster from our slum?
You work for him?Copy !req
631. Come on. Who else do you think would
save us from Maman's guys, huh?Copy !req
632. What do you do for him?Copy !req
633. Anything he asks.Copy !req
634. He's coming.
You need to go now.Copy !req
635. - Take my card.
- What for?Copy !req
636. You think I'm gonna let you
out of my sights again, huh?Copy !req
637. You stay with me now,
younger brother.Copy !req
638. Now go- my place.Copy !req
639. Salim, where is Latika?Copy !req
640. Still?Copy !req
641. She's gone, Brother.
Long gone. Now go.Copy !req
642. Go to my place.Copy !req
643. - ♪ Hey ♪
- Hello?Copy !req
644. Okay, I'll be right there.Copy !req
645. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
646. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
647. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
648. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
649. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
650. ♪ Hey ♪♪Copy !req
651. I'm the new cook from the agency.
A thousand apologies.Copy !req
652. I am so late for the memsahib.Copy !req
653. Just a minute.Copy !req
654. Excuse me.Copy !req
655. Excuse me.Copy !req
656. There's nothing about any cook.Copy !req
657. There is a dishwasher being delivered.Copy !req
658. Do you know anything about that?Copy !req
659. I am your dishwasher.Copy !req
660. Jamal.Copy !req
661. Look at you.Copy !req
662. I found you.Copy !req
663. I found you.Copy !req
664. Your face.Copy !req
665. You've hurt your eye.Copy !req
666. Why are you here?Copy !req
667. To see you.Copy !req
668. Well, you see me.Copy !req
669. Now what?Copy !req
670. "C,"Eden's Bridge...Copy !req
671. or "D,"Apple's Bridge.Copy !req
672. Why does everyone love this program?Copy !req
673. It's a chance to escape, isn't it?Copy !req
674. Walk into another life.Copy !req
675. Oh, God.Copy !req
676. Javed will kill you.
Just- Here.Copy !req
677. Javed? You're with him?Copy !req
678. First you order a dishwasher.Copy !req
679. Now you want this fucking cook, huh?Copy !req
680. - I just thought-
- Shut up!Copy !req
681. The cricket is on.Copy !req
682. And why do you watch this shit TV?Copy !req
683. As it is I am a millionaire.Copy !req
684. Come on. I'm hungry.
Make me a sandwich.Copy !req
685. I want to bet five lakh rupees
he'll make a century.Copy !req
686. Ah! Make it seven then.Copy !req
687. Mm. Yeah.Copy !req
688. Come away with me.Copy !req
689. Away where?Copy !req
690. And live on what?Copy !req
691. Love.Copy !req
692. Come away with me... now.Copy !req
693. Mm!Copy !req
694. Salim will help us.Copy !req
695. Salim?Copy !req
696. You still believe in Salim?Copy !req
697. Jamal, I'll be gone soon anyway.Copy !req
698. We're getting out of Bombay.Copy !req
699. Where?Copy !req
700. - Do you think he'd tell me?
- No.Copy !req
701. Not the second- No!
No! No!Copy !req
702. And could that be
a hundred for Tendulkar?Copy !req
703. To the third umpire, Billy Bowden.Copy !req
704. Takes the fielder on.Copy !req
705. In the deep.
That's a good throw.Copy !req
706. Flat.
He looks confident.Copy !req
707. Yeah, I wouldn't be.Copy !req
708. Boucher seems very, very confident.Copy !req
709. What is this shit?Copy !req
710. Get out.Copy !req
711. Get out!Copy !req
712. Now go... before he kills us both.Copy !req
713. - You want to do something for me?
- Anything.Copy !req
714. - Then forget me.
- What? No.Copy !req
715. I'll wait...Copy !req
716. at the V.T. station 5:00 every day
until you come.Copy !req
717. I love you.Copy !req
718. So what?Copy !req
719. It's too late, Jamal.
Now go.Copy !req
720. So, Jamal, which cricketer
has scored...Copy !req
721. the most first class
centuries in history?Copy !req
722. "A," Sachin Tendulkar...Copy !req
723. "B," Ricky Ponting...Copy !req
724. "C," Michael Slater...Copy !req
725. or "D,"Jack Hobbs?Copy !req
726. But remember, if you answer wrong...Copy !req
727. you lose everything-
just like this.Copy !req
728. So do you want to do this?Copy !req
729. That's the way, Jamal!Copy !req
730. Dreams of so many...Copy !req
731. on the floor.Copy !req
732. Latika. Latika!Copy !req
733. Latika!Copy !req
734. Latika!Copy !req
735. Latika! Latika!Copy !req
736. Jamal!Copy !req
737. Jamal! Jamal!Copy !req
738. Jamal!Copy !req
739. Jamal!Copy !req
740. Latika!Copy !req
741. Latika! Latika!Copy !req
742. Time for a commercial break,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
743. I know, I know.
I can't stand the tension either.Copy !req
744. We'll be right back.Copy !req
745. Guy from the slums...Copy !req
746. becomes a millionaire overnight.Copy !req
747. Do you know who's the only
other person who's done that?Copy !req
748. Me.Copy !req
749. I know what it feels like.Copy !req
750. I know what you've been through.Copy !req
751. I'm not going to become a millionaire.Copy !req
752. I don't know the answer.Copy !req
753. You've said that before, yeah.Copy !req
754. No. Really.
This time I don't.Copy !req
755. Come on. You can't take
the money and run now.Copy !req
756. You're on the edge of history, kid.Copy !req
757. I don't see what else I can do.Copy !req
758. Maybe it's written, my friend.Copy !req
759. I don't know.Copy !req
760. I just get some kind of karmic feeling
you're going to win this.Copy !req
761. Trust me, Jamal.Copy !req
762. You're going to win.Copy !req
763. Stand by, everyone.
We're on live in 30.Copy !req
764. Get him back
on the floor, yeah. Prem is waiting.Copy !req
765. Yeah, he's coming. He's coming.
I'm just getting him.Copy !req
766. Go first.
Twenty seconds.Copy !req
767. Do the right thing, and in approximately
three minutes, you'll be as famous as me.Copy !req
768. Ten seconds.Copy !req
769. And as rich as me.Copy !req
770. Almost.Copy !req
771. Five seconds. Four, three-Copy !req
772. From rags to raja.
It's your destiny.Copy !req
773. We are on!
Applause and music, please!Copy !req
774. Jib move out.
Cut to two.Copy !req
775. Welcome back to
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
776. In the chair tonight is Jamal Malik.Copy !req
777. - Yeah!
- As if you don't know.Copy !req
778. For 10 million rupees-Copy !req
779. The question once again:Copy !req
780. Which cricketer has scored
the most first class centuries in history?Copy !req
781. - I know it isn't Sachin Tendulkar.
- That's a start.Copy !req
782. So it could be Ricky Ponting...Copy !req
783. Jack Hobbs or Michael Slater.Copy !req
784. I'll use a lifeline- fifty-fifty.Copy !req
785. Okay. Computer, take away
two wrong answers, please.Copy !req
786. Well, you were right
about Sachin Tendulkar.Copy !req
787. That leaves you a fifty-fifty choice, Jamal.
"B," Ricky Ponting...Copy !req
788. or "D,"Jack Hobbs?Copy !req
789. What do you think?Copy !req
790. Decision time.Copy !req
791. For 10 million rupees.Copy !req
792. "B," Ricky Ponting...Copy !req
793. or "D,"Jack Hobbs?Copy !req
794. "D."Copy !req
795. Not "B"?Copy !req
796. "B,"Ricky Ponting...Copy !req
797. the Australian great cricketer?Copy !req
798. "D,"Jack Hobbs.Copy !req
799. You know?Copy !req
800. So it could be "B," Ricky Ponting.Copy !req
801. Or "D,"Jack Hobbs.Copy !req
802. Final answer- "D."Copy !req
803. Computer-ji, "D."
"D'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
804. "D'lock kiya-jaye.
Computer-ji, "D'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
805. With...Copy !req
806. 197 first class centuries,
the answer is...Copy !req
807. "D,"Jack Hobbs!Copy !req
808. Jamal Malik-Copy !req
809. millionaire!Copy !req
810. I cannot believe my eyes,
ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
811. This needs a dance, man!
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
812. Well done. Well done.Copy !req
813. So, are you ready...Copy !req
814. for the final question?Copy !req
815. For 20 million rupees.Copy !req
816. No.Copy !req
817. But maybe it's written, no?Copy !req
818. Maybe.Copy !req
819. Okay, the final question
on Who Wants to Be a-Copy !req
820. What a show, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
821. What a show!
Join us tomorrow night to see...Copy !req
822. if Jamal Malik has made
the biggest mistake of his life...Copy !req
823. or just won the biggest prize
in the history of Indian television.Copy !req
824. - This way.
- Yeah. Let's just-Copy !req
825. Come, Jamal.Copy !req
826. Great show.Copy !req
827. See you tomorrow, okay?
Be on time.Copy !req
828. - Yeah.
- Bye.Copy !req
829. Careful.Copy !req
830. What's going on?Copy !req
831. - He's a cheat.
- How do you know he's cheating?Copy !req
832. Bloody village boy.Copy !req
833. I fed him the wrong answer,
and that little shit got it right.Copy !req
834. You gave him an answer?Copy !req
835. Not exactly.Copy !req
836. But how does it matter?
It's- It's my show.Copy !req
837. It's my fucking show!Copy !req
838. It is bizarrely plausible.Copy !req
839. - And yet-
- Because I'm a slumdog, a chai wallah...Copy !req
840. - I'm a liar, right?
- Most of you are.Copy !req
841. But you are not a liar, Mr. Malik.
That's for sure.Copy !req
842. You're too truthful.Copy !req
843. We're done.Copy !req
844. I don't know where
they've taken her.Copy !req
845. Latika.Copy !req
846. I went on the show...Copy !req
847. because I thought she'd be watching.Copy !req
848. Did Jamal Malik...Copy !req
849. an uneducated 18-year-old boy
from the slums of Mumbai...Copy !req
850. win one crore by fair means
or foul play?Copy !req
851. In the crowd around me,
there is an even bigger question.Copy !req
852. Will he be back tonight to play for another
20 million rupees?Copy !req
853. Jamal Malik-Copy !req
854. Hey, you, come here. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
855. - Come here.
- You want it?Copy !req
856. Yeah, I want it. Come on, girls!Copy !req
857. And if there wasn't
enough drama in a contestant...Copy !req
858. reaching the final question,
Jamal Malik...Copy !req
859. was last night arrested...Copy !req
860. - on suspicion of fraud.
- That guy-Copy !req
861. He will never give up.Copy !req
862. Never.Copy !req
863. Crazy chutiye.Copy !req
864. - Go.
- But-Copy !req
865. Just drive.Copy !req
866. There won't be another chance.Copy !req
867. He will kill you.Copy !req
868. I'll take care of him.Copy !req
869. Salim.Copy !req
870. I can't.Copy !req
871. You have to.Copy !req
872. For God's sake, hold on to this.Copy !req
873. And for what I've done,
please forgive me.Copy !req
874. Have a good life.Copy !req
875. You're back on the show.Copy !req
876. Come on!Copy !req
877. Come on.Copy !req
878. The nation is gripped
with Millionaire fever tonight...Copy !req
879. as Jamal Malik, an uneducated young man
from the Juhu slum in Mumbai...Copy !req
880. won a staggering
10 million rupees...Copy !req
881. on the television show
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
882. An estimated 90 million people
will tune in tonight...Copy !req
883. to see if he can go one stage
further and win...Copy !req
884. an unthinkable 20 million rupees.Copy !req
885. Come on!Copy !req
886. Where is everyone?
Get back in here.Copy !req
887. Get back to work.
Now.Copy !req
888. Chai wallah?Copy !req
889. Welcome back
to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?Copy !req
890. I can safely say that tonight...Copy !req
891. is the biggest night
of both our lives.Copy !req
892. Jamal Malik, the call center
worker from Mumbai...Copy !req
893. has already won a cool 10 million.Copy !req
894. He can walk away
with that in his pocket...Copy !req
895. or make the biggest gamble
in television history...Copy !req
896. and go for the final question...Copy !req
897. and a staggering 20 million rupees.Copy !req
898. Are you ready for that question?Copy !req
899. - Yes.
- Jamal!Copy !req
900. Big reader, are you, Jamal?Copy !req
901. I can read.Copy !req
902. Lucky.Copy !req
903. In Alexander Dumas's book...Copy !req
904. The Three Musketeers...Copy !req
905. two of the musketeers are
called Athos and Porthos.Copy !req
906. What was the name
of the third musketeer?Copy !req
907. "A,"Aramis,
"B,"Cardinal Richelieu...Copy !req
908. "C," D'Artagnan...Copy !req
909. or "D," Planchet?Copy !req
910. Athos!Copy !req
911. Final question for 20 million rupees,
and he's smiling.Copy !req
912. I guess you know the answer.Copy !req
913. Do you believe it? I don't.Copy !req
914. You don't?Copy !req
915. So you take the 10 million and walk?Copy !req
916. No.Copy !req
917. I'll play.Copy !req
918. Let me remind you, Jamal.Copy !req
919. If you get the answer wrong...Copy !req
920. you lose everything.Copy !req
921. Ten million rupees, Jamal.Copy !req
922. It's a fortune.Copy !req
923. I'd like to phone a friend.Copy !req
924. We're going to the wire.Copy !req
925. The final lifeline.Copy !req
926. Here we go.Copy !req
927. It's ringing.Copy !req
928. Who is it?Copy !req
929. It's my brother's number, but-Copy !req
930. The kind of brother who'd go for a walk...Copy !req
931. on a 20 million rupee question?Copy !req
932. It's the only number I know.Copy !req
933. You are on your own, Jamal.Copy !req
934. Hello?Copy !req
935. Hello, Jamal?Copy !req
936. I'm guessing
that isn't your brother.Copy !req
937. This is?Copy !req
938. My name is Latika.Copy !req
939. Okay, Latika. You want to hear
the question one more time?Copy !req
940. And let's be clear about this.Copy !req
941. Twenty million rupees ride on your answer.
You have 30 seconds.Copy !req
942. - Latika!
- Jamal...Copy !req
943. - please read out the question...
- Salim!Copy !req
944. to Latika now.Copy !req
945. Is that really you?Copy !req
946. - Yes.
- The question, Jamal. The question.Copy !req
947. In Alexander Dumas's book,
The Three Musketeers...Copy !req
948. two of the musketeers are
called Athos and Porthos.Copy !req
949. What was the name
of the third musketeer?Copy !req
950. Was it "A,"Aramis,
"B,"Cardinal Richelieu...Copy !req
951. "C," D'Artagnan, "D," Planchet?Copy !req
952. - Fifteen seconds.
- Where are you?Copy !req
953. I'm safe.Copy !req
954. Ten seconds.
Latika, what do you think?Copy !req
955. I don't know.Copy !req
956. I've never known.Copy !req
957. Jamal-Copy !req
958. You really are
on your own now, Jamal.Copy !req
959. Your final answer
for 20 million rupees.Copy !req
960. "A."Copy !req
961. "A," because?Copy !req
962. Just... because.Copy !req
963. Hey, Salim!Copy !req
964. Final answer?Copy !req
965. Yes.
Final answer- "A," Aramis.Copy !req
966. Computer-ji,
"A'lock kiya-jaye.Copy !req
967. Salim!Copy !req
968. Salim!Copy !req
969. Jamal Malik.Copy !req
970. Call center assistant from Mumbai.Copy !req
971. Chai wallah.Copy !req
972. For two crore-Copy !req
973. twenty million rupees.Copy !req
974. You were asked who the third
musketeer was-Copy !req
975. in the novel by Alexander Dumas.Copy !req
976. You answered "A"...Copy !req
977. Aramis...Copy !req
978. which is...Copy !req
979. I have to tell you...Copy !req
980. the right answer!Copy !req
981. Jamal Malik!Copy !req
982. Double crorepati!Copy !req
983. God is great.Copy !req
984. What a night!Copy !req
985. What a night!Copy !req
986. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
987. we are present here...Copy !req
988. to create... history!Copy !req
989. Well done!Copy !req
990. Yea!Copy !req
991. I knew you'd be watching.Copy !req
992. I thought we'd meet again
only in death.Copy !req
993. This is our destiny.Copy !req
994. Kiss me.Copy !req
995. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
996. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
997. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
998. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
999. ♪ Hey ♪♪Copy !req
1000. ♪They can't touch me ♪Copy !req
1001. ♪ We break off, run so fast
they can't even catch me ♪Copy !req
1002. ♪ Been that gypsy
Touch me ♪Copy !req
1003. ♪ I show you tricks
with my sticks that quickly ♪Copy !req
1004. ♪ One day I wanna be a star♪Copy !req
1005. ♪ So I get to hang in a bar♪Copy !req
1006. ♪ I'll go to Vegas
if they pay us ♪Copy !req
1007. ♪ Just to forget my scars ♪Copy !req