Slotherhouse (2023)

1. Oh, my God.

2. Dude, I can't believe that was us four years ago.

3. Ugh. So excited to start college.

4. Man, their dreams are gonna get crushed.

5. Oh, my God. I am ready for the best year of my life.

6. - Are you? - Hi.

7. Vote for me! - You been listening?

8. - I was just— - Oh, come on.

9. Why do you do this to yourself?

10. Seriously, I mean— Look, who cares

11. if you're never president of your sorority

12. or you don't have millions of followers?

13. Okay? You have friends.

14. I'd rather have both, wouldn't you?

15. - Uh-huh? - No!

16. Look, Brianna's rich,

17. and she takes amazing pictures and videos

18. all over the world, and people like that, but...

19. it doesn't mean they actually like her.

20. Aw!

21. Ugh. Another time.

22. - I've gotta get more books. - Okay, yeah.

23. - I'll see you back at the house. - Oh! Before you go.

24. - Come on. - Okay.

25. - All right. I'll see you. - Bye.

26. Come back!

27. No, bad dog! Bad dog!

28. Whee!

29. - Dog person, I presume?

30. Oh, yeah, well...

31. I just don't like seeing animals get hurt.

32. - Oh, he's super cute, right?

33. Yeah.

34. Looks like she would need a new home,

35. or a new friend?

36. I wish, but... yeah, I don't think my sorority

37. wants a new puppy running around.

38. - Oh...

39. - Great. - Yeah. So, no puppies?

40. - No, no, puppies. - Gracie!

41. - Oh, my God, thank you so much. - It's okay.

42. Gracie, you can't run away like this.

43. - Thank you. - Bye!

44. If that photo goes viral

45. I would just need the credit.

46. Yeah. What's your tag?

47. - OExotic.

48. Um...

49. oh, my God.

50. Oh, that is so cute. What is that?

51. That's a sloth.

52. - They're really that slow? - Maybe they just tricked us all.

53. But they make amazing pets, you know.

54. Nowadays, people are doing all kinds of things

55. just to make their social numbers up.

56. If you have an amazing pet, it's a huge influence.

57. Maybe I could sell you that one.

58. - What do you think? - What? No. Where?

59. If you're interested, stop by.

60. Yeah, I— I don't think so. I—

61. If you change your mind, think about it.

62. And remember, sloths, they— they really move fast.

63. Hi, Brianna.

64. - It's so good to have you back. - So...

65. So I've been getting everyone's information

66. - like you asked me to— - Uh, who even are you again?

67. Dakota.

68. I was on the sorority board with you last year.

69. Yeah, no, see, that's sus, because that couldn't have

70. been you, 'cause anyone on the board would know you should be

71. handing out my re-election flyers to the freshmen.

72. - But— but I never got them. - No, no. So, that's a lie.

73. They're on my socials. I'm sure you follow me, right?

74. - Yeah— - Okay, great. So print

75. those off, Danielle, so the house doesn't end up

76. hating you like Morgan.

77. She's the worst. But, like, we're gonna be BFFs this year.

78. Shoo.

79. Morgan!

80. So, I high-key missed you this summer.

81. Oh, my God. What are you even wearing?

82. What is that, a vintage boiler suit

83. or a Jiffy Lube uniform?

84. Like, I can't even tell. I'm obsessed.

85. Oh, my God, I missed you.

86. Are all the supplies ready for opening weekend?

87. - Yes. Rush?

88. - Yes. - Election night?

89. - Well... - Morgan...

90. no one has ever been elected for three years in a row.

91. This is very special to us.

92. Please don't ruin it.

93. How many am I winning by?

94. Well, no one else is running, so...

95. So, uh, you didn't even bother getting a count?

96. You know what would be even better?

97. If you did!

98. All right, girls. Left.

99. My left. Alissa, put some back into this.

100. There!

101. - Oh, perf! Just perf.

102. Excuse me, I got a blood sport to watch.

103. - What up, Chlo? - Yeesh.

104. Oh, yeah, it's fight night! Come on!

105. fight Jimmy Gable's wrestling...

106. What the eff, yo?

107. It's a sorority, not a frat, yo.

108. Okay, genius. You know you spelled "president" wrong, yo.

109. - What? Dakota, no! Isn't it— What, you gonna

110. - graduate from "collage"? Idiot! Alissa!

111. What? What?

112. Girls! Who wants snacks?

113. Oh, my God! Ms. Mayflower.

114. - Hi, Brianna. Hey.

115. They're paleo, so there is some cucumber

116. - and some carrot— Oh. - Oh!

117. - Salty nuts, Miss May! Yeah! - Thank you.

118. - Mmm.

119. - Uh, I hope— - Ew.

120. Gross! Who makes dirty martinis anymore?

121. Ugh. Grandma. Alissa!

122. Yeah, Brianna?

123. - Why are you ruining my life? Oh, thanks.

124. - Girls! Sarah, come on!

125. - Hi, Brianna! Hi!

126. - Oh! Come on! Hustle!

127. Hey, guys. - Hi!

128. - Hey. - Hey. Sorry.

129. Okay.

130. Geez. - Aw.

131. Hey. Relax.

132. Dummy spelled "president" wrong.

133. Senior aisle.

134. - We made it. Man, I swear to God,

135. those last flight of stairs, I felt my left arm go numb.

136. - Em?

137. These have been the best years of my life.

138. And we only have one left together.

139. I'm so lucky to call you both sisters.

140. - Aw. Come on. Oh, come here.

141. Ah, thank you for helping me with my stuff.

142. Yeah, uh, you got too much of it.

143. - Yeah. - Way too much stuff, yeah.

144. Ugh.

145. That's a headache you don't need, okay?

146. Plus, Brianna's gonna win anyway.

147. She's meaner than you.

148. Why is the window open?

149. Oh! - Oh my God, Tyler?

150. Zenny, Zenny, Zenny! It's Tyler, it's Tyler!

151. - It's Tyler! Oh!

152. Oh, you're Tyler! My bad.

153. Um, I'ma give you two a minute.

154. - Yeah.

155. - I brought you flowers.

156. Oh, thank you!

157. - Oh, God.

158. - Are you okay? - Mm-hmm.

159. How did you get in here?

160. I climbed up.

161. Romantic, right?

162. Yeah. Very. Oh, come here.

163. A lot of good women wore crowns.

164. Princess Diana.

165. Cinderella, Princess Jasmine,

166. Princess Moana, Elsa.

167. They're mostly fictional.

168. Ooh, and Queen Cersei.

169. Although she was kinda terrible, killed a lot of people.

170. My mom.

171. What was she like as president?

172. She definitely didn't kill anyone.

173. Does the crown look like it's talking to you?

174. Uh, my mom?

175. Was she nice?

176. - Or was she like... - Brianna?

177. She led by example. She was— she was fun.

178. She studied hard. Oh!

179. One time she organized a 24-hour hug-a-thon,

180. where we hugged homeless people as a fundraiser.

181. Although we didn't raise very much, though,

182. because a lot of the girls threw up from the smell,

183. which just made the smell worse, you know, and the—

184. So in the end, we just bought them some sandwiches.

185. Uh...

186. Your mom, she was— she was kind.

187. Everything a good president should be.

188. Hmm. Somethin' we need to get back to.

189. Yeah, well, you might have to wait another year for kind.

190. It's too bad.

191. I thought maybe you were thinking about running.

192. Against Brianna?

193. And have every sister turn on me my senior year?

194. - No. - Might be surprised.

195. Sometimes you just need one spark,

196. something that sets you apart.

197. No one ever regrets trying.

198. Mornin'.

199. Wow...

200. they drugged the hell out of you.

201. What would happen if I don't give you these pills?

202. Hmm?

203. Hmm.

204. Let's have a look.

205. - Hello?

206. Ain't you a cute one.

207. - Aye...

208. Let's take a walk.

209. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

210. Hey, hey. Watch your claws, buddy.

211. Hello?

212. Oliver?

213. Anybody home?

214. Hey.

215. Hi.

216. Oh. Okay, baby.

217. Oh, come here.

218. Come on.

219. That's it.

220. Oh!

221. It's okay. You look scared.

222. All right, let's go. Let's go.

223. You're safe. Let's get out of here.

224. Brianna, hey! This is Ava.

225. She just got her official bid offer.

226. Hi!

227. Ava's mom is a circuit judge.

228. - Oh, my God! Wonderful! - Thanks.

229. We can't wait to have you as a new sister. True!

230. - Oh, my God, come on. - Yes!

231. - Say "Sigma Lambda Theta!" - Sigma Lambda Theta!

232. Aww, cute.

233. Okay, come on. I'll show you around.

234. Okay!

235. Hey, Bri...

236. Ew. What's even wrong with your face right now?

237. Well, uh...

238. Don't be scared.

239. I'm gonna get you home, okay?

240. You can talk now.

241. - Speak. - It's Emily.

242. I think she's gonna run against you.

243. Oh, my God, dumpster person.

244. If Emily runs, it won't be unanimous.

245. And that means we have a divided house.

246. Alissa's parents split up.

247. I'm not gonna let that tragedy happen to my sorority.

248. You don't want a divided house, do you?

249. Oh, my God. Emily!

250. So low-key, I didn't know you were—

251. Yeah, I don't wanna talk right now.

252. Okay, that's a choice.

253. Don't you walk away from me!

254. Hey! What's in the box?

255. - No, no, no. Brianna! Yo, box it!

256. It is— No, Brianna! Please don't! Don't, don't—

257. - Oops. Is everything okay?

258. Oh, my God.

259. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh.

260. Move, excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God.

261. What the hell is wrong with you?

262. Oh, my God. Come on, little cutie.

263. Hey, no one's gonna hurt you.

264. Can I pet him?

265. What is that?

266. So sweet.

267. You can't keep that here.

268. The house rules say no pets.

269. Actually,

270. I wanted to introduce it as the new house mascot.

271. You can't.

272. It's in the rules. No pets.

273. Actually, Chapter 11, Section 18, paragraph five:

274. "Pets may be authorized as mascots of the house

275. with a majority approval, if called for a vote."

276. Yeah, so, I'ma call a vote for the bear thing

277. - to be the new house mascot!

278. I second the vote.

279. - Okay, all those in favor. - Yo.

280. Yes! Please! And those opposed.

281. Loser. Loser.

282. Well, looks like we have a new adorable mascot!

283. - Yes!

284. You're so clipped.

285. Oh, and also, I would like to announce

286. that I will be running for house President.

287. - Yes! - Damn.

288. - Yes! - Sigma...

289. Lambda Theta!

290. Am I so clipped?

291. There you go.

292. Why do you have a three-toed sloth hanging from your loft?

293. Uh, it's our mascot?

294. - Our mascot. - It's cute!

295. Where did you get our— our cute mascot?

296. You know what?

297. I don't wanna know. You're sending it back.

298. I can't.

299. Oh, my God, Em. You bought a poached animal?

300. Uh, I— I didn't buy it.

301. Oh! Okay, yeah! Well. That's better.

302. I mean, what some girls will do for an exotic pet.

303. - Maddy! - It's a wild animal, Em.

304. Look, some asshole poached this poor thing from its home

305. so you can have a cute, probably parasite-riddled plaything

306. to help you get popular.

307. It— it needs baths, okay?

308. You don't know how to care for it.

309. You probably don't even know what it eats.

310. Well, it looks like it likes flowers.

311. Ugh. These could be poisonous to it.

312. Look, Em.

313. You don't have the right

314. to go up to a wild animal and pet it,

315. much less pluck it from its home for your amusement.

316. It is a wild animal, Emily.

317. Send it back.

318. Or would you just do anything for these people to like you?

319. - Oh.

320. That's real mad, yo.

321. Who knew about the sloth?

322. You did this.

323. Me?

324. WTF?

325. "Me, WTF?"

326. You seconded the vote, potato.

327. Well, you're gonna un-second it.

328. Um, okay. How?

329. Get rid of the sloth.

330. I think it's dope, yo.

331. Maybe I should get her back somehow.

332. I don't know, call the shelter?

333. Maybe Madison's right.

334. Hey, hey, maybe she is not.

335. You know people started a hashtag?

336. What?

337. You're gonna be famous.

338. You're gonna be, like, rich people famous.

339. You're gonna be an influencer.

340. You're gonna be— you're gonna be rich

341. for just havin' an opinion or whatever.

342. You know what? Screw school.

343. You can give Slothy that good life, you know?

344. And— and— and she can munch on as many flowers as she wants,

345. just, like, chillin' by your pool,

346. and not having to worry about, like, crocodiles and shit.

347. Yo, think about it. Okay.

348. Domestication happens over a set of years, right?

349. It's, like, revolutionary selection and shit.

350. You— you don't hear dogs complaining.

351. In the jungle?

352. She's food.

353. She's like a beta, yo. But out here?

354. Ah. She's an alpha.

355. - Alpha! - Yeah, alpha.

356. Like our mascot, yo.

357. Alpha!

358. You wanna be our Alpha?

359. - Yeah, Alpha!

360. Oh! Oh. Almost forgot.

361. I found these in the crowd. "Ocho horas."

362. Anyways, it's something about a— a warning.

363. It needs to take these pills.

364. Something, uh, about anxiety, isn't it?

365. Aww.

366. - Come in!

367. Hi.

368. Oh, my God. There's the little gal!

369. - So cute. - We've named her Alpha.

370. OMG, that is so cute! Can I pet her?

371. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, of course!

372. - Um, Sarah?

373. Thank you for seconding the vote.

374. Oh, yeah.

375. A lot of people are really excited about Alpha.

376. And you. Have you looked outside?

377. - No. - Come on.

378. They all wanna rush Sigma.

379. Oh, my God.

380. Tonight is gonna be one hell of a party.

381. Yo!

382. Hi. Hey.

383. Ooh, okay.

384. Here you go.

385. Hey.

386. You got a new family here, Alpha. Okay?

387. A bigger family than you could ever have back home.

388. Okay.

389. Cheers.

390. - Is it always this fun? - Yeah.

391. Yeah, always.

392. I would kill to get a bid.

393. Oh, my God, great.

394. Get rid of the furry geriatric.

395. Oh, my— Look, she brought— Oh, she's super—

396. Oh, my God, oh, my God.

397. Oh, my God. This is insane.

398. I'm, like, super lit you're running for President.

399. - We needed it. - These girls are loving it.

400. - Hi! - Next President, I could see it.

401. Oh, my God. She's so cute.

402. Can I hold her? - Yeah, sure.

403. Go.

404. OMG.

405. Oh, my— I'm, like, heart horny.

406. - Same.

407. So, seriously, everyone fricking loves you right now.

408. Those girls are total stans for you.

409. They wanna meet you, and they're all interested in rushing.

410. Them? Well, yeah, I'd love to.

411. No.

412. Work before play, Miss President.

413. Let's go. Campaign.

414. - Can you watch out for her? - Yeah.

415. - Thanks. - No big deal.

416. Sloth stole my girlfriend.

417. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

418. No, come on, don't look at me like that.

419. Ugh, I have...

420. I'm sorry.

421. But it's you or me.

422. - You. - Whoa.

423. Eeny...

424. meany...

425. miny, moe.

426. Catch a tiger by his toe.

427. If he hollers...

428. let him go.

429. Oops.

430. You wait right there, tiger.

431. I'll be right back.

432. Fine.

433. There you are.

434. Hel— help.

435. No...

436. No!

437. Emmers! Where's Alpha?

438. - Oh, um, uh... with Sarah? - Oh, my God, no.

439. She came back inside without that thing.

440. It'd be a shame if our new mascot

441. got struck by lightning.

442. I know, right? I'm awful.

443. But you're a clout-chasing slut that's all glowed up.

444. But we're sisters, and I love you.

445. What?

446. Alpha! Hey, hey, hey! Have you seen Alpha?

447. Alpha! Alpha!

448. Alpha!

449. Alpha!

450. Alpha!

451. Alpha?

452. Alpha?

453. There you are, Alpha.

454. I've been looking for you.

455. Hey, were you scared?

456. How did you get up here?

457. You're faster than people think, huh?

458. Well, rest up, Alpha,

459. it is gonna be a busy few weeks.

460. Okay, girls, let's dodgeball.

461. On Alpha's whistle.

462. - Three, two, one!

463. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

464. Sarah?

465. Sarah?

466. Take a selfie.

467. Cheese!

468. Don't forget, everyone, vote for Emily.

469. Where— where are they going?

470. Text the photo. Get in the photo.

471. - Is that sloth poop?

472. Alpha, Alpha, Alpha!

473. Em!

474. Thanks.

475. Okay, girls. Sigma Lambda Theta!

476. Sigma Lambda Theta!

477. Damn, your color is better than mine, yo.

478. Wow.

479. Good use of water.

480. It's the best, yo. It's like moths to a flame.

481. What?

482. Any minute now, a group of freshies

483. are gonna walk on by, and they gon' get in my pool.

484. Right. That makes sense.

485. My last Coptimus Prime! You are bold, ma'am.

486. Hey. Mind, uh, watching Mrs. Hot Claws over there

487. while I go get another beer?

488. Let's get our swimsuits, guys.

489. - I didn't bring a swimsuit. - Borrow one of mine.

490. Moths to a flame.

491. Wait, wait, coming. Yes, okay.

492. I'm gonna get you home.

493. Hey. What are you doing?

494. Are you stealing my sloth?

495. She isn't really your sloth.

496. - No, she's the house mascot. - She belongs in the wild, Em.

497. And if you don't have the courage

498. to do the right thing, then...

499. I'm taking her to a shelter.

500. - No! No?

501. - No! Em!

502. No, hey, give her to me! Give her—

503. No, Em, you're gonna hurt her!

504. Hey, I need it!

505. Wow.

506. Em, you— you should be ashamed of yourself, okay?

507. I mean, this isn't you, Em.

508. Maybe— maybe you wanted to be, maybe it's fun,

509. and it feels good.

510. But it isn't you.

511. Election's tonight.

512. - Don't go—

513. She's lucky. We'll know more

514. when we get her MRI, though, okay?

515. - Hey, she's in good hands. - Thank you.

516. Ms. May, Ms. May.

517. Yo, is she okay? Is she gonna be okay?

518. She's gonna be okay,

519. I think they're gonna run some tests.

520. - They're gonna do an MRI, and— - Where is Em?

521. - Em is with her sister. - Okay, so can we go see them

522. - or— or what? - Em's gonna update us

523. from the hospital, okay? So you come inside with me

524. and I'll explain everything, okay?

525. What's the count?

526. Ugh.

527. I'm so sorry.

528. Hey, hey, hey, no, it's okay, it's okay.

529. I really am sorry.

530. You, Zenny,

531. you've always just... known who you are.

532. Where you're going, what you wanna do.

533. Our senior year.

534. And our last one together.

535. And I don't know where I wanna go.

536. And what I wanna do.

537. Sometimes I don't even know who I am without other people.

538. I just wanted this year to be memorable.

539. I just wanted people to like me.

540. Be remembered at the house, like my mom was.

541. I didn't want to lose my real friends in the process.

542. You were right.

543. I'm taking Alpha to a sanctuary tomorrow.

544. I just hope you can forgive me.

545. About— No—

546. I don't wanna go.

547. Go.

548. Okay.

549. I'll be back tomorrow.

550. Go.

551. Alpha.

552. Did you come to cheer me up?

553. I could use a cuddle.

554. Hello?

555. Not funny!

556. So, girls, at midnight,

557. you will all place a flower into the bowl.

558. White for Brianna, and pink for Emily.

559. Morgan?

560. Where the hell is Alissa and Dakota?

561. Doesn't matter. Emily's not here.

562. - You're gonna win. - I'd better.

563. Oh!

564. There you are, superstar.

565. Thanks, Ms. May.

566. You go get them, Ms. President!

567. Wait, I'm here!

568. Yo, Em! Em, hey! - Hey, hey.

569. You've made it.

570. Shit.

571. And we can vote now.

572. White for Brianna.

573. And pink for Emily.

574. No!

575. I know we're all shook by what happened to Madison.

576. But let tonight unify our sisterhood.

577. Sigma Lambda Theta, we pledge to you a noble life.

578. Sigma Lambda Theta, we pledge to you loyalty.

579. Unity! - Strength.

580. Sacrifice! - Kindness!

581. Aye!

582. We gather on this night as our foresisters did in 1884

583. to elect our leader,

584. one who represents the principles of our sisterhood.

585. We're locked in together tonight to symbolize our unity.

586. The chain represents our strength.

587. Long night, our sacrifice.

588. Tonight, we have nothing but each other.

589. True friends.

590. That is our kindness.

591. And it looks like we have a new president.

592. - Emily Young!

593. Come on, man, let's get this party started!

594. Yeah, turn it up!

595. Wow, I told you, I told you, you're an influencer!

596. Wait, Em. Madison, man, how's she doin'?

597. - She's gonna be okay. - Yeah?

598. She told me to come back.

599. Oh, yes! Yes!

600. So, any thoughts on who's gonna be your vice-president?

601. I'm over this.

602. Ooh! Uh, excuse you?

603. Excuse me!

604. Code blue, code blue! We need a crash cart, code blue!

605. Bitch, you better be dead.

606. Oh. It's messed up, right?

607. Like, people are just disappearing.

608. Sarah's Instagram says that she moved.

609. Well, has anyone checked on them?

610. Alissa!

611. There you are, skank.

612. Hey, y'all. Come on, girls!

613. Yo. Oh, are you— Y'all— y'all goin' to the trust shower?

614. Yeah! - Yeah?

615. Word. Okay, are you coming?

616. No, I'm gonna go check the rooms.

617. - Okay, bye. - Okay. Bye.

618. Alissa!

619. - Your sloth's gonna kill me! - Come on!

620. Get in.

621. Do you trust us

622. - to not let you burn, sister? - Yes, sister.

623. You trust us to not let you freeze, sister?

624. - Not as much.

625. Well, walk.

626. Come on. Well, come on.

627. - All right.

628. Let's go. Come on.

629. - Whoo!

630. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

631. Keep going! - Oh, my God!

632. Aw, the dress is gonna be ruined.

633. Guys, what—

634. Okay, who's next? Who's next?

635. Zenny, you go!

636. Well, yeah, you should go, you should go.

637. No, No, hell no, hell no.

638. This is, like, the dumbest shit we do.

639. - But I love it.

640. I love it.

641. Oh, my God. Do you think Alpha killed Sarah?

642. Yeah, I think she killed Sarah. I think she killed Sarah,

643. I think she killed Alissa, and I think she's gonna kill me!

644. Did you see the look in her eye? She's like a cute Chucky!

645. Brianna, just relax, just take a breath.

646. What about Madison?

647. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

648. What happened to Madison was an accident.

649. She's a sloth, she can't plan that!

650. What do you even know about those things?

651. - I know that they're slow. - Slow? Did she look slow to you?

652. Oh, my God, we're all gonna die.

653. We're all gonna die slow, horrible deaths

654. at the hands of an adorable little killing machine!

655. All because your hating ass couldn't handle

656. not being President! You are a horrible person.

657. Oh, my God, what are you gonna do?

658. I don't know! But we have to warn the others.

659. Oh, it was just so cute and cuddly, and slow!

660. It's not the jungle's perfect predator.

661. - Maybe she's gone. - Wait! Wait.

662. What if she's hanging from the ceiling?

663. Oh, my God, we're gonna die!

664. Pull yourself together! Oh, sorry. We are not gonna die.

665. Is there a gun in the house?

666. I don't know. I don't think so.

667. - Zenny, maybe? - I—

668. Wait, Dakota's dad was a gun nut.

669. Like an IRA cardholder or something.

670. - If anyone has one, it's her. - Okay.

671. I'd have a gun, but my friendship with Alissa

672. makes me seriously wanna kill myself.

673. Okay.

674. Okay.

675. Let's go get the gun.

676. Brianna!

677. Oh, God.

678. You can come out. She's dead.

679. Brianna? It's okay.

680. Everything is gonna be okay.

681. Oh, God.

682. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

683. Dakota?

684. Oh!

685. Morgan! Morgan! Morgan!

686. Morgan! Morgan! Morgan!

687. Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan!

688. You got it!

689. - Oh, my God! Are you okay?

690. Your sloth. We were in the showers, and it—

691. - What? - Guys, guys!

692. Oh!

693. Stop!

694. Stop!

695. What do you want?

696. Girls?

697. Girls!

698. Hello?

699. Where is everyone?

700. Girls?

701. Girls? Mr. Killer Guy?

702. Or gal?

703. Oh... oh...

704. Alpha.

705. Oh, my God. Look at you.

706. You poor thing. You're shaking.

707. Where are the girls?

708. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

709. No!

710. Oh, God!

711. Okay. Are you ready to get rushed?

712. Yeah, maybe you aren't rush material, you ugly bitch!

713. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi!

714. You ugly! Yeah, yeah, you ugly!

715. - Girls? Girls?

716. - In here! Oh, my God!

717. Oh, my God. Em, you're safe. Are you okay?

718. - Yeah! No. Unlock the door.

719. Come on, we gotta get out of here.

720. Well, what if she's still out there?

721. - The sloth? Yeah.

722. I killed her!

723. Come on. It's safe.

724. Come on.

725. Alpha, you bitch!

726. - Ah! You bad girl!

727. - Oh, Ms. May.

728. Hey, we'll get you out of here.

729. - Stop! - But— What?

730. It's too late for me.

731. No! No, it's not! I can— If you just come on—

732. - Don't waste your life. - It's not a waste.

733. Seriously. Please shut up. I got a thing here.

734. Don't waste your life like I did.

735. - You didn't. - I did.

736. I spent my life obsessing with what others thought about me.

737. I wanted to be President so badly.

738. So badly.

739. I thought one year, you kids— Ow!

740. might choose me.

741. Oh, Ms. Mayflower. I am so sorry.

742. Wait...

743. You thought that we would just nominate you for President?

744. What, just, like, out of the blue, no mention of it?

745. We would just guess that the 60-something woman

746. who works in our sorority was only sticking around

747. because she wanted to get nominated for President?

748. Forty-something!

749. Well, you say it like that,

750. maybe I should've just used my degree.

751. Yeah, you should have.

752. I have a law degree.

753. You should definitely have used that.

754. Don't— Oh, don't be like me.

755. It's— it's a bad, lonely path.

756. It's the pits.

757. I was getting weird.

758. I— I started getting Botox and veneers, and...

759. - You did? - Yeah.

760. Oh... you're beautiful.

761. Sometimes...

762. when I do you girls' laundry...

763. I just keep a sock.

764. Because, like, no one second-guesses a lost sock.

765. And I'd wear them...

766. to be cool!

767. Ms. Mayflower? Ms. Mayflower, Ms. Mayflower!

768. - Oh, God.

769. Don't live to be popular.

770. Live for others.

771. Learn— learn to sacrifice for others.

772. And others will see you...

773. as the leader you truly are.

774. Ms. Mayflower, I...

775. Ms. Mayflower?

776. Ms. Mayflower, please.

777. No, no, Ms. Mayflower—

778. Alpha?

779. You're gonna be famous. Ho, ho, ho!

780. You're gonna be, like, rich people famous.

781. You're gonna be an influencer!

782. She belongs in the wild, Em.

783. Okay? And if— if you don't have the courage

784. to do the right thing, then...

785. Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!

786. A lot of people are really excited about Alpha.

787. And you.

788. Em, you— you should be ashamed of yourself.

789. Okay? I mean... this isn't you, Em.

790. Don't live to be popular.

791. Learn to sacrifice for others.

792. And others will see you...

793. as the leader you truly are.

794. It's me! Emily!

795. Tyler? Oh, my God.

796. Oh, my God, are you okay? What the hell is going on here?

797. Killer sloth. No time to explain.

798. - Well, is anyone alive? - I don't know.

799. Zenny don't die, yo.

800. Zenny!

801. Zenny! Hey, are you okay?

802. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm great. Ah.

803. - Did everyone get out? - No, man.

804. The little hormonal furbag electrocuted everyone

805. in the trust showers.

806. Um... trust showers?

807. Yes, the initiation thing is super hot,

808. but, like, not right now, though.

809. - It was really gross. - Let's get you two

810. - out of here, huh? - Wait, wait.

811. - Brianna? - What?

812. She's trapped in Alissa's room.

813. Okay.

814. Brianna?

815. Are you in here?

816. How do I know you're not the sloth?

817. Because she's talking American at you, you dumb hoe!

818. Now get your skinny little butt out here!

819. Oh, God.

820. Oh!

821. Okay.

822. - Let's go. - Yeah.

823. Shh!

824. Okay...

825. Hey! Hey, yeah!

826. God—

827. Yee-haw...

828. Ugh, God.

829. I'll chill. Go...

830. Zenny!

831. - Oh, my God.

832. Oh, God.

833. That's not good.

834. Madison!

835. - Hey. Oh.

836. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

837. Madison! Oh, my God.

838. It's good to see you!

839. - Oh, my God!

840. Oh, she's losing a lot of blood. We gotta get her out of here.

841. - Okay?

842. - Emily. - Just one thing.

843. Come on!

844. Where— where's she going?

845. - We gotta go!

846. Come on! Come on! I got her. Go, go!

847. Is it clear?

848. What are you doing?

849. Em?

850. - I'm going back. What? Why?

851. But it's a slotherhouse.

852. - Ugh... - Bro, you can't right now.

853. - People are dead, Tyler. - Tyler, it's—

854. I thought it would be funny. You know, a sloth-erhouse?

855. - It's not the time. - You can't go back, yo.

856. The...

857. Go get 'em, tiger.

858. I'm gonna go save Brianna.

859. You don't have to do this.

860. I do. That bitch is my sister.

861. I love you!

862. I know.

863. We gotta go.

864. Alpha!

865. Don't! Please.

866. That's my tiara.

867. Oh, you want a fair fight?

868. I'm sorry.

869. Brianna!

870. On second thought...

871. you can have it.

872. Home.

873. Hello, we're FETCH! Yo, hey, guys.

874. Come and support the furries!

875. - That's right, FETCH. - Don't get a sloth.

876. - They'll kill you. - Bye, guys.

877. - Get a flyer! That's right.

878. Guys, do you wanna— - Oh, my God.

879. You're the sisters from the Slotherhouse.

880. Oh, my God, we are never gonna live that down, yo.

881. - Do you like my shirt? Yes!

882. Love it. Love that.

883. And we are back to help spread awareness

884. of animal poaching, and the dangers of taking

885. animals out of their natural habitat.

886. FETCH! Yeah!

887. We would love a follow and a share.

888. That's so cool!

889. Yes, it is.

890. Can't believe that was us four years ago.

891. - Yeah. - So excited to start college.

892. Hey, looks like you finally found out who you are.

893. Aww.

894. Hey, guys? - Yep.

895. Get over here!

896. Come on.

897. - Hey, hon. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

898. Get in.

899. - Yeah. - All right.

900. - To the booth! - Let me see?

901. Oh, don't tag me.

902. It's so weird to be back here.

903. Yeah.

904. Hey, thanks for saving me.

905. We're sisters.

906. That's how I show you that I love you.

907. Okay, come on.

908. This is the Panamanian rainforest.

909. It is home to more than half of the world's ten million species.

910. Plants, animals...

911. - ... insects.

912. There are many dangerous animals that live here.

913. But poachers are taking them for pelts, for trophies, for pets.

914. Es terrible.

915. These animals should be left alone in their homes.

916. - Stop!

917. Don't move.

918. Okay.

919. What?

920. There are many dangerous animals here.

921. What, like that? - Look, look. A three-toed sloth.

922. Hey, little guy!

923. Wanna be my buddy?

924. They're so majestic and tranquil, no?

925. 'Cause I'm just a little killing machine.