1. Whip-poor-will flies about...Copy !req
2. 27 miles an hour.Copy !req
3. Hmm.Copy !req
4. That what you thought
it woulda been?Copy !req
5. Sure.Copy !req
6. I'd a thought more like...Copy !req
7. - thirty-one or something.
- Hm.Copy !req
8. Thirty-two.Copy !req
9. Goddamn, that's a pisser.Copy !req
10. Normally, I could
look at anything.Copy !req
11. Tell you exactly
how fast it's goin'Copy !req
12. - within two miles per hour...
- That's fascinating.Copy !req
13. I'm gonna...Copy !req
14. Get the fuck outta
the way, cocksucker!Copy !req
15. Mornin', MayorCopy !req
16. Hi. How're y'all doing? Hi.Copy !req
17. Easy come, easy go.Copy !req
18. When Darwin said "fittest,"Copy !req
19. he didn't necessarily
mean the strongestCopy !req
20. or the most intelligence
or any one trait.Copy !req
21. He merely meant those organisms
most well suitedCopy !req
22. to their environments.Copy !req
23. Now, we humans...Copy !req
24. We think we're more fit,Copy !req
25. more evolved
because we're smarter.Copy !req
26. We're neophytes.Copy !req
27. We've only been on this Earth
two million years, give or take.Copy !req
28. The cockroach, that fella's
been around 350 million years.Copy !req
29. So based on that, which of us
is the more successful species?Copy !req
30. Lotta folks build houses
on unsafe ground.Copy !req
31. Mm-hm.Copy !req
32. The erosion of Cambodia
is some of the worst.Copy !req
33. My friend wanted to buy
a house there, but—Copy !req
34. Hey, come on.Copy !req
35. - Hey, Grant.
- OK.Copy !req
36. Later Hank.Copy !req
37. He's teaching
environmental studies.Copy !req
38. He's gonna borrow
one of my lesson plans.Copy !req
39. Oh, I know
what he wants to borrow,Copy !req
40. and I ain't lendin'.Copy !req
41. Come on you little varmints.Copy !req
42. That's it.Copy !req
43. Ah, you're lollygagging.
See you guys later.Copy !req
44. That's it.
So you have a good day?Copy !req
45. Very nice. Hop in there, baby.Copy !req
46. Why don't you go to Jack in the
Box?Copy !req
47. That's one match I'll never get.Copy !req
48. Ain't no mystery.Copy !req
49. Starla's raisin' them shanties
off St. Luke dirt poor.Copy !req
50. All she ever wanted
was to be a lady.Copy !req
51. OI' Grant Grant,
he's always been made of green.Copy !req
52. - Gold digger, huh?
- Oh, hell, Margaret.Copy !req
53. Starla's mother left her,
her daddy's a drunk,Copy !req
54. she's 17 years, old Grant
pulls up, big old Cadillac,Copy !req
55. house on a hill
and college tuition,Copy !req
56. - what would you do?
- Nope.Copy !req
57. If he had a 'gina
you'd a married him too.Copy !req
58. What's a "gina"?Copy !req
59. It's a country.Copy !req
60. You know,
where "Ginese" people come from.Copy !req
61. Learn to eavesdrop better.Copy !req
62. Zack, your mother's
waitin' over there.Copy !req
63. - What the hell you doing here?
- Scoot, scoot!Copy !req
64. Sugarplum!
You comin' to bed?Copy !req
65. why the crocodile
has survived for millenniaCopy !req
66. when so many similar species
have gone extinct.Copy !req
67. Mm-hm.Copy !req
68. - Mm.
- Mm. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
69. Oh. Mm-hm.Copy !req
70. Mmm.Copy !req
71. - You know what, baby?
- Mm.Copy !req
72. I'm just not really in the mood.Copy !req
73. Come on, babydoll, it's been
a long time. We both need it.Copy !req
74. I know, I'm just...Copy !req
75. - Uh...Copy !req
76. Baby, come on now,
I don't just have some switch.Copy !req
77. Sure you do!Copy !req
78. Click click.Copy !req
79. That's disrespectful.Copy !req
80. Come on now,
I just playing with you!Copy !req
81. - Mm, come on, honey.
- No, come on, baby!Copy !req
82. Why don't you just work one out
for yourself there?Copy !req
83. Come on.Copy !req
84. Oh, honey, I'm just not
in the mood. Can't you tell?Copy !req
85. When the hell
are you in the mood anyway?Copy !req
86. Where you going?Copy !req
87. Out... for a walk!Copy !req
88. Grant, baby...Copy !req
89. I—Copy !req
90. Uh, yeah,
hit me again there, killer.Copy !req
91. Meagan Montgomery's
little sister.Copy !req
92. - You kidding me?
- Nope.Copy !req
93. Brenda.Copy !req
94. My sister Meagan, she was a big
fat old cow and I be thinking...Copy !req
95. What's he see in her
that ain't me?Copy !req
96. Shit, come on now.Copy !req
97. You couldn't have been
more than ten or 11.Copy !req
98. Hell, I was game.Copy !req
99. - I'll give you a ride.
- All right! Come on! Giddy-up!Copy !req
100. - Come on.
- Where we going?Copy !req
101. - Come on, you, get over here!
- Where we going?Copy !req
102. What I tell you?Copy !req
103. I had a crush on you.Copy !req
104. Oh, yeah, look at that!Copy !req
105. Your initial's "B M".Copy !req
106. - Just like a piece of shit!
- Shut up!Copy !req
107. At least I don't got
the same last name as first.Copy !req
108. You ain't nothing
but a little turd.Copy !req
109. - Oh, stop!
- Stop, yourself!Copy !req
110. Stop!Copy !req
111. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
112. - Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Oh, Grant.Copy !req
113. God! Stop! I can't.Copy !req
114. Stop.Copy !req
115. Starla gets a little worried
about me if I'm out too late.Copy !req
116. I'm sorry. I gotta to go.Copy !req
117. Starla, yeah, shit. Go.Copy !req
118. - What is it?
- Uh...Copy !req
119. I don't know.Copy !req
120. Whoa.Copy !req
121. There's a trail.Copy !req
122. Ew.Copy !req
123. Oh. Oh, that's gross.Copy !req
124. - Come on. Come on!
- Oh...Copy !req
125. Grant, come on!Copy !req
126. - Wait! Wait!Copy !req
127. What the fuck?Copy !req
128. God! Oh!Copy !req
129. Oh, God!Copy !req
130. Uh... Grant?Copy !req
131. Grant?Copy !req
132. Grant?Copy !req
133. Grant?Copy !req
134. Grant, are... are you OK?Copy !req
135. Grant?Copy !req
136. You OK?Copy !req
137. Meat.Copy !req
138. - Mm.Copy !req
139. Morning baby.Copy !req
140. We haven't heard this song
for a while.Copy !req
141. I was hoping it could be, uh...Copy !req
142. peace pipe.Copy !req
143. I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
144. I don't mean to push you away...Copy !req
145. and make you feel rejectedCopy !req
146. I do want to be a good wife.Copy !req
147. You're crying.Copy !req
148. Baby.Copy !req
149. Baby, what's this?Copy !req
150. Just a little bug bite.Copy !req
151. What are you so smiley about?Copy !req
152. Nothing.Copy !req
153. Grant and I had a good morning,
and it's been a while.Copy !req
154. Ooh, you slut!Copy !req
155. Shh. Janene, quiet.Copy !req
156. You're a married woman.Copy !req
157. Just Grant,
I don't know, it's like...Copy !req
158. It was like he was discovering
different parts of my body.Copy !req
159. - Mmm.
- You know like...Copy !req
160. Like little boy or something.Copy !req
161. I'm telling you this morning
I sensed a real change in Grant.Copy !req
162. Ooh.Copy !req
163. Ahh.Copy !req
164. Meat.Copy !req
165. - Meat. Meat.
- Howdy, Mr. Grant.Copy !req
166. - Oh, hey there, killer.
- What can I do ya fer?Copy !req
167. - Give me couple rib eyes.
- How many you need?Copy !req
168. Eight.Copy !req
169. No, ten.Copy !req
170. Uh, no, no, you know what?Copy !req
171. Give me 14.Copy !req
172. Having a party?Copy !req
173. Yeah, something like that, yeah.Copy !req
174. It's a little surprise
for the wife.Copy !req
175. Hmm.Copy !req
176. Grant, what's this lock
doing on the door?Copy !req
177. Baby, you drilled right into
the frame, it's all busted up.Copy !req
178. Sugarplum, you really think
you should be askingCopy !req
179. SO many questions when
it's so close to your birthday?Copy !req
180. My birthday is not
for two months.Copy !req
181. - That's close.
- Not really.Copy !req
182. Matter of opinion.Copy !req
183. Grant, I'm jumping
in the shower.Copy !req
184. Baby, we need to leave
in 40 minutes.Copy !req
185. Oh.
What're you doing?Copy !req
186. Nothing, I got...
I got to... I go to go to work.Copy !req
187. - I left something at work.
- What?Copy !req
188. Grant, Deer Cheer starts in
about an hour. You promised me.Copy !req
189. Gotta go, gotta go to work!
I'll meet you there!Copy !req
190. I will never understand what joyCopy !req
191. a grown man gets
using a thousand dollar weaponCopy !req
192. to blow the face off
a cute little deer.Copy !req
193. Well...Copy !req
194. Surprised you're able
to lift a mug.Copy !req
195. You been carrying
that torch for so long.Copy !req
196. Uh, that remind me of something
I wanted to tell you.Copy !req
197. - What's that?
- Fuck you, fat ass.Copy !req
198. Melvin, clean up the
toilets! It stinks over here!Copy !req
199. OK, I'll be right there.Copy !req
200. Look what you did,
you fuckin' asshole!Copy !req
201. Grant!Copy !req
202. Damn, girl.Copy !req
203. You are chocolate for the eyes!Copy !req
204. I thought maybe you was dead
after the other nightCopy !req
205. I am dead.
Don't I look it?Copy !req
206. The old half Mexican around?Copy !req
207. At his momma's for the weekend,
I'm all alone.Copy !req
208. - Hm.
- 'Sides this 'un.Copy !req
209. Hmm.Copy !req
210. Uh.Copy !req
211. - Hey
- Hi!Copy !req
212. Scared ya?Copy !req
213. Hey, Bill. What you doing?Copy !req
214. Oh, nothing, just...Copy !req
215. I'm trying to get buzz
on but I can't. I'm too buff.Copy !req
216. Got too much muscle mass.
I don't know what it is?Copy !req
217. Oh, really?Copy !req
218. Oh.Copy !req
219. - Congratulations, by the way.
- Thank you.Copy !req
220. - Yeah, on the promotion.
- Thank you.Copy !req
221. - Chief, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
222. - Sounds weird, doesn't it?
- No, sounds nice.Copy !req
223. So where's old Grant?Copy !req
224. I don't know. He was supposed
to meet me here, but...Copy !req
225. - It's kinda chilly tonight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
226. Ah, sure is pretty.Copy !req
227. - You know—
- Time for the countdown,Copy !req
228. - almost.
- Right.Copy !req
229. Yeah, think Jack'll
make a speech or something.Copy !req
230. Oh, well,
that'll be interesting.Copy !req
231. Thank you.Copy !req
232. I would like to introduce
Mayor Jack MacReady.Copy !req
233. Thank you.Copy !req
234. - Cheese and crackers.
Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
235. Right after God
invented this world of ours,Copy !req
236. He came unto AdamCopy !req
237. and He said that
man should have dominionCopy !req
238. over the fish in the seaCopy !req
239. and over the birds in the airCopy !req
240. And over every living thing
that moveth upon the EarthCopy !req
241. Now, I believe...Copy !req
242. when God say that,Copy !req
243. He was thinking of deer season
in WheelsyCopy !req
244. and how much damn fun
it is to shoot a buck or two.Copy !req
245. Huh? All right!Copy !req
246. Are you ready?Copy !req
247. Yeah!Copy !req
248. Ten! Nine!Copy !req
249. Eight!Copy !req
250. Seven!Copy !req
251. Six!Copy !req
252. Five!Copy !req
253. Four! Three!Copy !req
254. Two! One!Copy !req
255. Oh God, Grant!Copy !req
256. Let's the hunt begin!Copy !req
257. Grant? What is...?Copy !req
258. Yee-hoo!Copy !req
259. Grant?Copy !req
260. Grant, you know about this fuse?Copy !req
261. Grant, why didn't you
answer your phone?Copy !req
262. Grant?Copy !req
263. Oh my God, Baby,
what happen to your face?Copy !req
264. It's just a bee sting.Copy !req
265. I'll be all right.Copy !req
266. I had a little reaction,
that's all.Copy !req
267. Oh. We gotta get you
to the hospitalCopy !req
268. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
269. I already saw doctor Carl.
Gave me a prescription.Copy !req
270. Said it should clear up soon.Copy !req
271. He said,
"Things like this happen,Copy !req
272. happens to people all the time."Copy !req
273. Come on, baby, don't...Copy !req
274. don't look at me like that.Copy !req
275. Yes, hi, Dr. Carl.Copy !req
276. This is Starla Grant.Copy !req
277. Oh, Starla, How are you?Copy !req
278. I'm fine, thank you.
I was calling about...Copy !req
279. about Grants condition,
I think it may be getting worseCopy !req
280. Uh... What condition
is that, dear?Copy !req
281. The one you just saw him about.Copy !req
282. Starla, I haven't seen
your husband in over a year.Copy !req
283. Oh, what's the matter!Copy !req
284. Come on now, don't cry.Copy !req
285. Now look here,
you're doing a good job!Copy !req
286. I'm so hungry,
I think I'm gonna die!Copy !req
287. No, no, no,
here, I've got something here,Copy !req
288. help ya feel better.Copy !req
289. Yeah. Huh?Copy !req
290. Brought you munchies.Copy !req
291. Mmm.Copy !req
292. Ah, come on now, treat yourself!Copy !req
293. Ah, yeah, that's my girl.Copy !req
294. Everything's gonna be all right.Copy !req
295. - Hey, Starla.
- Hey.Copy !req
296. - Bill, Wally.
- Hi.Copy !req
297. Grant around, by any chance?Copy !req
298. No, he's not home from work yet.Copy !req
299. - Mr. Grant!
- Uh, he's not home yet, Wally.Copy !req
300. I just said.Copy !req
301. What's going on?Copy !req
302. Um, do you know
a Brenda Gutierrez?Copy !req
303. Maybe she called
the house, or...Copy !req
304. No. Mm-mm.Copy !req
305. Uh, what's...?Copy !req
306. Girl disappeared Friday night.Copy !req
307. Signs of struggle in the house.Copy !req
308. - Here in town?
- Yeah. The thing is,Copy !req
309. people saw Grant
goin' into her house.Copy !req
310. And that's the last anyone's
seen of her.Copy !req
311. It must have been someone
that looks like Grant.Copy !req
312. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
313. Um...Copy !req
314. Have him give me a call
as soon as he gets in.Copy !req
315. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
316. Thanks.Copy !req
317. Good night.Copy !req
318. Good night.Copy !req
319. - You've reached Chief Pardy.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
320. Please leave a message and your
call will be returned promptly.Copy !req
321. Bill, it's Starla,
you were just here.Copy !req
322. And you need to get back here
right now!Copy !req
323. I think Grant is sick
or something.Copy !req
324. Why you running from me, baby?Copy !req
325. I wasn't gonna hurt you!
I love you, baby.Copy !req
326. - I tried not to change.Copy !req
327. I get it, I'm too ugly
for you now, is that it?Copy !req
328. You don't want to hurt me.Copy !req
329. You betrayed me.
I can't trust you no more.Copy !req
330. Let me go.Copy !req
331. Here, I got a little surprise
for you, huh, sugarplum?Copy !req
332. Starla!Copy !req
333. Starla you in here?Copy !req
334. Starla, you all right?Copy !req
335. Whoa, stop!Copy !req
336. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
337. Whole damn council's
a bunch of fucking morons.Copy !req
338. I don't know how
any of 'em got elected.Copy !req
339. They blame me for it
like it's...Copy !req
340. - Bill, Bill we need to talk.
- Shit!Copy !req
341. Morning, Jack.Copy !req
342. We need to find this Grant,
I mean yesterday.Copy !req
343. Town council's lit a roman
candle, stuck it up my ass.Copy !req
344. Jack, your leisure activities
ain't my business.Copy !req
345. Don't you fuck with me.Copy !req
346. Your post here as chief
is in dire straits.Copy !req
347. Nobody wants to go huntin' with
a pet murderer and kidnapper.Copy !req
348. We'll find him, Jack.Copy !req
349. Ain't many places he can hide.
Looks like a damn squid.Copy !req
350. SeaWorld, maybe.Copy !req
351. She heard you say squid, she'll
go out and create a hysteria.Copy !req
352. Shelby, you gonna
create a hysteria?Copy !req
353. - Not today, Bill.
- What's this?Copy !req
354. I thought we could use
it like a police sketch, chief.Copy !req
355. You know, take it door to door,
see if anybody recognizes him.Copy !req
356. Y'all show some respect,
right now!Copy !req
357. And you! You don't know
what was in there.Copy !req
358. You said it was dark, you don't
know what the hell you saw.Copy !req
359. His arm was all bendy, Mayor.Copy !req
360. Well, it's obvious
the bastard's got Lime disease.Copy !req
361. - What?
- Lime disease.Copy !req
362. You touch some deer feces
and then ya...Copy !req
363. eat a sandwich without
washing your hands,Copy !req
364. you got your lime disease.Copy !req
365. That makes you look
like a squid.Copy !req
366. Oh, well, fuck you all
for laughing!Copy !req
367. Chief, another attack
over at the Castovette's.Copy !req
368. - What?
- Grants been stealing animalsCopy !req
369. - off farms edge of town.
- Aw, Jesus.Copy !req
370. All right, folks lets go,
don't forget your guns.Copy !req
371. We don't any lime disease
popping out at us.Copy !req
372. Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Ha, ha, fucking ha!Copy !req
373. I reckon Grant ain't got
one of them puppy calendars.Copy !req
374. Just don't strike me
as a real dog lover, is all.Copy !req
375. Hey! Look!Copy !req
376. Knocked this one's head
clear on over here.Copy !req
377. Put that down, numbnuts!Copy !req
378. He drug the cow through here.Copy !req
379. How can one man do that?
Slay all them dogs by himself?Copy !req
380. He's gotta be in the forest. All
three ranches run alongside it.Copy !req
381. Think we should get up a posse?Copy !req
382. Head in there?Copy !req
383. A hundred thousand acres, like
finding a needle in a fuckstack.Copy !req
384. Gather some folks together.Copy !req
385. I think I know where Dr.
Doolittle will strike next.Copy !req
386. Right after Grant ran off,
a cat went missing from here.Copy !req
387. Ranglin's ranch.Copy !req
388. Two nights ago a mare was stolen
from this property,Copy !req
389. owned by Fitzgibbon, that
rancher with the cleft pallet.Copy !req
390. I know that guy,
he looks like a chipmunk.Copy !req
391. Your momma weren't proud when
you came out neither, Wally.Copy !req
392. And then we got
the Castovette's right here.Copy !req
393. That's where last night's
shitstorm took place.Copy !req
394. And if he keeps that pattern,
next he's gonna end up here.Copy !req
395. Owned by a family
called the Strutemyer.Copy !req
396. I know you're all tired
and barely seen your families,Copy !req
397. but we're gonna have to go there
tonight, lie low, and wait.Copy !req
398. Well, let's go get that son
of a bitch, Chief.Copy !req
399. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
400. All right boys.Copy !req
401. Here's my little darlin'.Copy !req
402. There she is.Copy !req
403. Whoo-ee!Copy !req
404. Hey Bill, we got his grenade
we confiscatedCopy !req
405. from them jokers wanting to use
it to fish for trout.Copy !req
406. No, we should be all right
with all we got.Copy !req
407. All right.Copy !req
408. I didn't know the Ruskies
were invading.Copy !req
409. You seen this guy,
you'd a wish they was.Copy !req
410. Just give me one second.Copy !req
411. Bill, I heard
you're going to get Grant.Copy !req
412. - Yeah, we, uh—
- I think I should go with you.Copy !req
413. Well, go, honey, no. No.Copy !req
414. - Bill, you need to let me help.
- I ain't that well on procedure.Copy !req
415. I'm sure there's regulations
against taking a civilian.Copy !req
416. I should have seen it coming,
this is my fault.Copy !req
417. It ain't your fault
he tried to kill you.Copy !req
418. He had all of
the physical symptoms.Copy !req
419. - He was acting peculiar.
- Starla, thank you.Copy !req
420. I was trying to pretend
it wasn't happening.Copy !req
421. - Bill.
- I can't!Copy !req
422. If that girl's still out there,
how you gonna find her?Copy !req
423. How? Unless you bring
Grant back alive.Copy !req
424. Your best...Copy !req
425. Your only chance of doing that
is with me.Copy !req
426. She's got a point.Copy !req
427. Come on now.Copy !req
428. - You all done, honey?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
429. Hey, come on now!Copy !req
430. Kylie, what did you do
to your fingers?Copy !req
431. Kuri Gushimi done 'em.
She's Japanese.Copy !req
432. Yeah? Looks more like that
Pokeyman's done 'em to me.Copy !req
433. Foreign stuff is classy
if you knew something.Copy !req
434. Him.Copy !req
435. Oh, there's Jack.Copy !req
436. I want all of you stay
inside tonight, you hear.Copy !req
437. Hey, Otis!Copy !req
438. This turns out to be
a mountain lion,Copy !req
439. we're gonna look like
a bunch of damn idiots.Copy !req
440. Yeah.Copy !req
441. Thanks.Copy !req
442. Be a good night to chase some
pussy, wouldn't it?Copy !req
443. How about that Deputy Margaret?Copy !req
444. You got a little deputy thing
going on with you two?Copy !req
445. Margaret packs a box lunch.Copy !req
446. No shit?Copy !req
447. Hey, Starla...Copy !req
448. you remember that time
we were kids,Copy !req
449. you came knockin' at my window
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
450. So Starla here's 12.Copy !req
451. I guess I was 14.Copy !req
452. I said Starla, "What the hell
you doing out there."Copy !req
453. She says she's gonna run away
to Hollywood and be a big star.Copy !req
454. She knew I was in the ROTC,
she says she needs a bodyguardCopy !req
455. and invites me to come along.
And I said "Starla...Copy !req
456. if there's anyone
could take care of herself,Copy !req
457. I'd think it's you.Copy !req
458. I'm gonna have to decline.Copy !req
459. How far'd you get?Copy !req
460. 'Bout the bus stop,Copy !req
461. 'Cause Ranger Rick here
called my dad.Copy !req
462. Damn, a cop from the get go.
You son of a bitch.Copy !req
463. Fucked up our fame
and fortune there, Bill Pardy.Copy !req
464. Yeah.Copy !req
465. Yeah, I guess maybe I did.Copy !req
466. You said "squid".Copy !req
467. It got worse.Copy !req
468. It looks like something that
fell off my dick during the war.Copy !req
469. Hey, hey.Copy !req
470. Grant?Copy !req
471. Ho... ly...Copy !req
472. shit.Copy !req
473. What are we gonna do now, Bill?Copy !req
474. Cuffs won't even fit on him.Copy !req
475. Starla, where are you...?Copy !req
476. Go! Go!Copy !req
477. Come on.Copy !req
478. Grant!Copy !req
479. It's OK, Grant.Copy !req
480. You're just sick is all.Copy !req
481. You're just sick.Copy !req
482. We're just here...
to take you to get some help.Copy !req
483. Right now.Copy !req
484. And I'm gonna stay by you.Copy !req
485. Just like I swore I would.Copy !req
486. For better or worse.Copy !req
487. Much fucking worse.Copy !req
488. Grant!Copy !req
489. Marriage is a sacred bond.Copy !req
490. Right, baby?Copy !req
491. It's gonna be all right, Grant.Copy !req
492. Just come with us.Copy !req
493. Stop right there,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
494. Now I don't care what kind
of leprosy you got.Copy !req
495. We need to find that girl.Copy !req
496. Now you can make this peacefulCopy !req
497. or you can make it hard!Copy !req
498. No!Copy !req
499. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
500. Move it! On my tail!
Do not lose him in the woods!Copy !req
501. Get the fuck out the way!Copy !req
502. I don't want
to lose anybody! Stay together!Copy !req
503. Wait for me! Wait for me!Copy !req
504. Come on out, you cocksucker!Copy !req
505. What are you?
Some little pussy! You afraid?Copy !req
506. Psychology.Copy !req
507. Over there!Copy !req
508. Where'd he go?Copy !req
509. Now we'll never
find that girl.Copy !req
510. Starla, get the hell
out of here!Copy !req
511. - What's that smell?
- Something dead.Copy !req
512. It's coming from in there,
ain't it?Copy !req
513. I think he's inside.Copy !req
514. One, two, three.Copy !req
515. You suck.Copy !req
516. Come on.Copy !req
517. Something wrong with me?Copy !req
518. Uh... Yeah.Copy !req
519. Oh, Jesus! God!Copy !req
520. Uh, Brenda.Copy !req
521. Well, I didn't want no one
seeing me like this.Copy !req
522. - Shit.Copy !req
523. How's my boy, Bill?Copy !req
524. Is he all right?Copy !req
525. Your boy's fine, Brenda. Uh...Copy !req
526. So...Copy !req
527. what's going on here, exactly?Copy !req
528. I'm so fucking hungry, Bill.Copy !req
529. I'm so hungry.Copy !req
530. I never knew anyone
could be so hungry.Copy !req
531. Would you mind handin' me a...Copy !req
532. a piece of that... that...
that possum over there?Copy !req
533. Just a little bit.Copy !req
534. We best get you
to a hospital, right quick.Copy !req
535. What the fuck they gonna do
with her in a hospital, Bill?Copy !req
536. - Shut up.Copy !req
537. - Jesus.
- Why is she doing that?Copy !req
538. - That tortoise is movin'!
- Relax!Copy !req
539. Somebody get her
to stop doing that shit.Copy !req
540. It hurts, bitch.Copy !req
541. - Bill...Copy !req
542. The little fuckers
are tearin' me apart!Copy !req
543. - But...Copy !req
544. The bastard led us here.Copy !req
545. Look out! Everybody!Copy !req
546. Fuck! Wally!Copy !req
547. Margaret cover your mouth
don't let them in your mouth.Copy !req
548. Goddamn.
They tried to get in my mouth.Copy !req
549. What kind of thing
wants you to eat it?Copy !req
550. Kelly, honey you're
gonna turn into a plum in there.Copy !req
551. Prune, mama,
plums turn into prunesCopy !req
552. I know what turns into what.Copy !req
553. So why don't you finish and get
yourself into bed, you hear?Copy !req
554. Time to turn in, ladies.Copy !req
555. - Just a couple more pages, Mom.
- No!Copy !req
556. Besides, you know
what day tomorrow is?Copy !req
557. - Family fun day.
- That is correct.Copy !req
558. So good night.Copy !req
559. Sleep tight.Copy !req
560. Don't let the bed bugs bite.Copy !req
561. - Good night, Mom.Copy !req
562. Goodnight.Copy !req
563. What the fuck?Copy !req
564. Mom!Copy !req
565. Mom!Copy !req
566. Mom!Copy !req
567. - Emily? Jenna?Copy !req
568. Jenna, open the door!Copy !req
569. No!Copy !req
570. Shelby come in.Copy !req
571. 11-41, I need paramedics
out here, right away.Copy !req
572. I got four men down.Copy !req
573. Shelby, are you there?Copy !req
574. Shelby, we got an emergency
here. This is Bill.Copy !req
575. Oh, crud.Copy !req
576. Shelby.Copy !req
577. This is no time for a break,
Shelby, I mean it.Copy !req
578. - Shelby.
- They alive?Copy !req
579. - Shelby, I need your help now.
- Praise Jesus.Copy !req
580. Praise Jesus?Copy !req
581. That's fucking pushing it!Copy !req
582. This shits about as far
from God as shit can get!Copy !req
583. Either of you ever seen
anything like that?Copy !req
584. You ever heard
of anything like that?Copy !req
585. Huh?Copy !req
586. Me neither.Copy !req
587. And I watch animal planet
all the fucking time!Copy !req
588. I got no reception out here.
I gonna run back to the carCopy !req
589. and try to call the paramedics
from there.Copy !req
590. That's a long way,
with those worms out there.Copy !req
591. Yeah, well, nice change of pace
from human deer.Copy !req
592. All right, you three
get these folks out of the barn.Copy !req
593. All the rotten stench can't be
doing 'em any good. Take this.Copy !req
594. I got my Colt.Copy !req
595. - Be careful.
- Yeah, there's a thought.Copy !req
596. You know what this is, huh?
You know what this is?Copy !req
597. It's goddamn biological weapons.
That's what it is.Copy !req
598. Government's testing 'em
on Wheelsy. You know why?Copy !req
599. 'Cause I don't take no shit from
nobody at those state hearings.Copy !req
600. They want to bukkake
Jack MacReady,Copy !req
601. they can kiss my ass!Copy !req
602. If this shit's contagious,
I turn into fucking molluskCopy !req
603. I'm gonna sue those bastards,
I swear to God.Copy !req
604. And you can sue
right alongside of me.Copy !req
605. I don't care if you're a lesbo,
you don't deserve this shit.Copy !req
606. It's like, oh, man,
smells like rotten mayonnaise.Copy !req
607. - Hi, sugarplum.Copy !req
608. Marriage, it's a scared... bond.Copy !req
609. Just like you said.Copy !req
610. - What?
- I'm sorry for uh...Copy !req
611. trying
to strangle you and all.Copy !req
612. I lost my... head.Copy !req
613. I didn't mean to do none
of them things I done.Copy !req
614. Not...Copy !req
615. kill them... pets.Copy !req
616. Not make Brenda...Copy !req
617. a womb.Copy !req
618. But it's my nat—Copy !req
619. Nature ain't it?Copy !req
620. How can you blame
someone for acting...Copy !req
621. according to his own nature.Copy !req
622. I wanted to tell you
what was going on, but...Copy !req
623. I was afraid
you wouldn't love me no more.Copy !req
624. - I never knew love, Starla.
- Wally?Copy !req
625. You all right?Copy !req
626. Maybe you'd better sit back
down. You don't look so good.Copy !req
627. - Uh...
Hey! Hey! Uh...Copy !req
628. Kylie, honey, you OK?Copy !req
629. Hi, Kylie. It's me.Copy !req
630. Open the door, jellybean.
Come on, Kylie.Copy !req
631. Open the door.Copy !req
632. We love you, sweetheart.
Come on out now, open the door.Copy !req
633. Get away!Copy !req
634. Y'all get away!Copy !req
635. Kylie! Kylie, there no excuse
not to be with your family.Copy !req
636. This is family fun day,
isn't it Kylie?Copy !req
637. Y'all better just sit back down.Copy !req
638. You need to get some rest.Copy !req
639. - You're sick!
- Meat!Copy !req
640. Y'all just take step back now,
all right?Copy !req
641. There you go, sugarplum.Copy !req
642. Why you accusing
the Kents 'fore you hear...Copy !req
643. - both sides of the story?
- both sides of the story?Copy !req
644. - Why you talking like, Grant?
- 'Cause I am Grant.Copy !req
645. - I'm your husband!
- I'm your husband!Copy !req
646. You swore to honor andCopy !req
647. obey me.Copy !req
648. So put that goddamn gun down!Copy !req
649. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
650. Get away from her!Copy !req
651. - It burns!Copy !req
652. What the...?Copy !req
653. - Get away from her.
- Meat.Copy !req
654. Get away from her! I am gonna
shoot you, I swear to the God!Copy !req
655. You ain't gonna shoot me,
Starla. I told you.Copy !req
656. You always needed me
to protect you!Copy !req
657. You for damn sure
ain't got the balls to—Copy !req
658. Christ on a cross.Copy !req
659. Go! Go!Copy !req
660. Uncle Grants gonna show you
a good time, girlie!Copy !req
661. Open this door,
you little whore!Copy !req
662. Don't mess with me,
you little slut!Copy !req
663. Kylie,
this is your last chance.Copy !req
664. Open this door now!Copy !req
665. Little bitch!Copy !req
666. Hey!Copy !req
667. What's going on?
The hell you doing?Copy !req
668. - Hey, hey, easy, easy!Copy !req
669. What the hell happen
to you, Otis?Copy !req
670. Poison ivy out back maybe.Copy !req
671. We're itchy.Copy !req
672. No, they're not my parents.
They're trying to trick you.Copy !req
673. - Shh.
- The worms are in their brains.Copy !req
674. All right look! Y'all
stay right there on the spot.Copy !req
675. I'm gonna call the paramedics
to come help you and uh...Copy !req
676. - Kylie's gonna come with me.
- Hey there, killer!Copy !req
677. Starla's my woman, you bitch!Copy !req
678. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!Copy !req
679. - Oh my God!Copy !req
680. - Come on!Copy !req
681. - Damn it!Copy !req
682. Get in! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
683. What's with the spitting?Copy !req
684. Margaret, come in Margaret,
are you there?Copy !req
685. Chief, go!
They're gonna get in! Go!Copy !req
686. My friends are still
out there... Trevor?Copy !req
687. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
688. Oh, my easygoing nature is
getting sort of fucking tested.Copy !req
689. - Bitch is hardcore.
- Get in the car! Get in the car!Copy !req
690. Go! Go!Copy !req
691. Starla!Copy !req
692. Starla!Copy !req
693. Starla!Copy !req
694. So... how's everybody's evening?Copy !req
695. Good? Good.Copy !req
696. Thanks.Copy !req
697. Shelby.Copy !req
698. Shelby, you there?Copy !req
699. Hey, chief, how ya
doing? Did you found that... Oh!Copy !req
700. There's a 'squiter in here
driving me bonkers.Copy !req
701. Shelby, you seen
any of these um...Copy !req
702. I don't know
what to call them,Copy !req
703. they're like big slugs,
only they're fast.Copy !req
704. Uh-uh. No slugs.
But your mama called.Copy !req
705. She said, "The toilet's
all backed up again."Copy !req
706. Wants you to come over
soon as you're finished there.Copy !req
707. Sweet heart, I need you to
listen to me just a second, OK?Copy !req
708. She said, "It's what you done
in there on SundayCopy !req
709. what caused the back up."Copy !req
710. All right, listen, I need to get
the CDC on the horn for me, OK?Copy !req
711. Shelby, are you nodding?Copy !req
712. Uh, yeah, sorry,
I'll get you right back.Copy !req
713. There's a big tree
in her front yardCopy !req
714. and the roots got into the pipes
and messes with the whole systemCopy !req
715. on the way to the main.Copy !req
716. She uses lots of paper.Copy !req
717. Where is the Mr. Pibb?Copy !req
718. I told your secretary
to pack Mr. Pibb.Copy !req
719. It's the only coke I like.Copy !req
720. Goddamn Brenda's bloatin'
like a water balloon,Copy !req
721. worms driving my friends around
like they're goddamn skin guard,Copy !req
722. people are spitting acid at me,
turn ya into cottage cheese!Copy !req
723. And now there no fucking
goddamn Mr. Pibb!Copy !req
724. Jesus Christ, Jack,
let me get right on it.Copy !req
725. It was me.Copy !req
726. I became it.Copy !req
727. Him.Copy !req
728. - Part of him.
- Who?Copy !req
729. Who?Copy !req
730. Mrs. Grant's husband.Copy !req
731. But he wasn't always him.Copy !req
732. He came from...Copy !req
733. He's a goddamn Martian.Copy !req
734. Martians is from Mars, Jack.Copy !req
735. Or it's a general term meaning
outer space, fucker.Copy !req
736. - No it isn't.
- Look it up, cocksucker.Copy !req
737. Enough.Copy !req
738. Kylie.Copy !req
739. Honey...Copy !req
740. Honey, what do you mean?Copy !req
741. His real face
looks like a needle.Copy !req
742. I mean, he's always got another.Copy !req
743. He goes from place to place,Copy !req
744. worlds, planets, killing them,Copy !req
745. some he gets pregnant,Copy !req
746. others he just takes over
with his forms,Copy !req
747. and the rest he eats,
till they're gone.Copy !req
748. - Now he's here.
I've seen these worms.Copy !req
749. These worms in their brains, you
saying they're all connected?Copy !req
750. It's like they're all one deal.Copy !req
751. An animal
that doesn't procreate.Copy !req
752. It spreads, grows,Copy !req
753. absorbing the minds and bodies
of the organisms around it.Copy !req
754. It's a conscious disease.Copy !req
755. If I weren't about to shit my
pants I'd be fucking fascinated.Copy !req
756. We're back,
everything's gonna be OK.Copy !req
757. Shelby, did you get the CDC for
me? We're at the city limits.Copy !req
758. Welcome back...Copy !req
759. killer.Copy !req
760. Got a little surprise
for the lot of you.Copy !req
761. Just right around the corner.Copy !req
762. Starla, Starla. Let her go!Copy !req
763. Jesus!Copy !req
764. Meat!Copy !req
765. - Meat.Copy !req
766. - Chief?
- Come on! Come here!Copy !req
767. Stay here. Stay here.
Jack, wake up!Copy !req
768. - Wake up.
- Hurry.Copy !req
769. Jack!Copy !req
770. Stay here.Copy !req
771. Shit. Shit. Shit.Copy !req
772. Worms beat us here.Copy !req
773. OK, it's all right.Copy !req
774. There's a grenade
in that station.Copy !req
775. If I use that to destroy Grant,
he's the center of the system.Copy !req
776. Does that mean the whole thing
will be destroyed?Copy !req
777. - Maybe.
- Maybe?Copy !req
778. OK.Copy !req
779. OK.Copy !req
780. You wait here, all right?
Stay hid.Copy !req
781. I'll be back.Copy !req
782. OK. All right.Copy !req
783. Easy.Copy !req
784. This is Chief Pardy.Copy !req
785. I can't...Copy !req
786. Fuck me.Copy !req
787. Hey... motherfucker!Copy !req
788. Thank you. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
789. We got to go. Once one
sees us they all see us.Copy !req
790. OK, take this, here.Copy !req
791. Sweetie, don't look, don't look.Copy !req
792. What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
793. Probably turn into a couple
of these fucked up things.Copy !req
794. - That's kind of negative.
- Well, it's been that sorta day.Copy !req
795. Thank you for saving my ass
back there.Copy !req
796. You're welcome.Copy !req
797. 'Course, when I tell that story,
it'll be the other way around.Copy !req
798. - What do you mean?
- Like I saved you.Copy !req
799. - Yeah, if we live.
- Right.Copy !req
800. They're dragging
these bodies due north.Copy !req
801. Think that'll lead us
to Mrs. Grant?Copy !req
802. You like her don't you?Copy !req
803. Come on.Copy !req
804. Starla, don't you be
foolin', girl!Copy !req
805. Come on down!Copy !req
806. Who's there?Copy !req
807. Bill?Copy !req
808. Bill?Copy !req
809. Starla?Copy !req
810. Hello?Copy !req
811. Don't you look at me like that.Copy !req
812. Don't you just see?Copy !req
813. Got no idea what it's like
to be this hungry!Copy !req
814. I just ate a pig
and I still want more!Copy !req
815. Damn republicans, gotta run
all you republicans outta town.Copy !req
816. Starla?
I hear you in there!Copy !req
817. Starla. Starla.Copy !req
818. Your said
"for better or worse!" You lied!Copy !req
819. Bitch! Slut! Whore!Copy !req
820. There's the worm hid.Copy !req
821. That's where they're
bringing the bodies.Copy !req
822. Probably new breeders
feeding inside.Copy !req
823. Oh, my God, that's Grant.Copy !req
824. That's where they're
joining together.Copy !req
825. Well now, that is some
fucked up shit.Copy !req
826. There's Starla.Copy !req
827. OK, OK.Copy !req
828. All right, all right.Copy !req
829. - You stay here.
- No.Copy !req
830. I ain't staying here
by myself.Copy !req
831. All right, come on.Copy !req
832. You tried to kill me
and run off with Pardy.Copy !req
833. You just want to fuck him now
'cause he's so good looking.Copy !req
834. It's all over, Starla.Copy !req
835. I'll keep growing
till I'm everywhere,Copy !req
836. - till I'm all that is.Copy !req
837. Then you'll know what
it feels like to be betrayed,Copy !req
838. won't you sugarplum?Copy !req
839. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
840. I just thought you
were trying to kill me.Copy !req
841. And... And you can't expect me
not to go through, uh,Copy !req
842. some adjustments,Copy !req
843. after all these changes.Copy !req
844. You done a real nice job
decorating, baby.Copy !req
845. - You like these memories? Yeah.Copy !req
846. I know you don't want
to hurt me, Grant.Copy !req
847. You...Copy !req
848. You like being called
Grant, don't you?Copy !req
849. I can do that.
I can call you that.Copy !req
850. 'Cause you're lonely, right?Copy !req
851. You been alone so long
I can't even imagine, I bet.Copy !req
852. You don't have
to be alone anymore.Copy !req
853. 'Cause you and I...Copy !req
854. we could be together.Copy !req
855. I never had much use
for this world anyway.Copy !req
856. I can stay with you while
you do what you need to do.Copy !req
857. 'Cause it's your nature.Copy !req
858. And I see that now.Copy !req
859. I'm here for you.Copy !req
860. Kill me, Pardy.Copy !req
861. Please!Copy !req
862. I've been
around a billion years.Copy !req
863. - You think you can fuck with me?Copy !req
864. Yep.Copy !req
865. Shit!Copy !req
866. Shoot him!Copy !req
867. Shoot him!Copy !req
868. Bill?Copy !req
869. Bill?Copy !req
870. - Bill?Copy !req
871. Bill.Copy !req
872. Oh, that... that really hurt.Copy !req
873. Are you all right?Copy !req
874. You need both of them things
in you to get all womby.Copy !req
875. Oh, that's awesome.Copy !req
876. Yeah.Copy !req
877. Bet you regret
not running off with meCopy !req
878. to Hollywood now, eh, Bill?Copy !req
879. Hell, Starla,Copy !req
880. I always regretted that.Copy !req
881. I'll Bet ya Phil's
just a few miles down the ten.Copy !req
882. Got that hospital there with the
big green steeple thingy up top.Copy !req
883. Hey, Kylie, why don't you...Copy !req
884. tell Mrs. Grant that story about
how I saved you from that deer.Copy !req
885. Oh, yeah,
Bill saved me from a deer.Copy !req
886. Oh, yeah?Copy !req