1. Whippoorwill flies about
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look at anything,
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how fast it's going
within 2 miles per hour.
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cocksucker!
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or any one trait.
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organisms most well-suited
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more evolved,
because we're smarter.
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two million years,
give or take.
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been around 350 million years.
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which of us is
the more successful species?
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on unsafe ground.
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is some of the worst.
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buy a house there, but...
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Later, Hank.
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environmental studies.
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one of my lesson plans.
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wants to borrow,
and I ain't lending.
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Cassidy, come.
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Hey, can Cassie come over?
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36. Did she say she was
gonna be here?
Quit your lollygagging.
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See you guys later.
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That's it.
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39. Here, sweetie.
You have
a good day today?
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Hop on in there, baby.
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go to Jack in the Box?
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I'll never get.
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shanties off St. Luc.
Dirt poor.
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45. All she ever wanted was
to be a lady.
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always been made of green.
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Oh, hell, Margaret.
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48. Starla's mother left her.
Her daddy's a drunk.
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50. Old Grant pulls up,
big old Cadillac. House on
the hill and college tuition.
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51. What would you do?
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Hell, if he had a 'gina,
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What's a 'gina?
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55. You know,
where Ginese people come from.
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waiting over there.
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58. What the hell you doing here?
Scoot, scoot.
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you coming to bed?
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survived for millennia,
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have gone extinct.
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really in the mood.
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It's been a long time.
We both need it.
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I don't just have some switch.
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Come on now.
I'm just playing with you.
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No, come on, baby.
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you know, work one out for
yourself there, darling?
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in the mood. Can't you tell?
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in the mood anyway?
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Hit me again there, killer.
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little sister.
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Nope.
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she was a big fat old cow,
and I'd be thinking,
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that ain't in me?"
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more than 10 or 11.
Hell, I was game.
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a ride, then.
All right, come on.
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91. Come on.
Where we going, girl?
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92. Come on, you.
Where we going?
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93. Get over here.
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96. Will you look at that?
Your initials, "B.M."
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Oh, shut up.
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98. At least I don't got
the same last name
as the first.
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99. Oh, you're nothing
but a little turd, girl.
Oh, stop!
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100. Stop, yourself.
Stop.
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101. Wait. Wait, wait.
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102. Oh, Grant.
Oh, God. You gotta stop.
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103. I can't.
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104. Starla.
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105. She gets real worried about me
if I'm out too late.
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Yeah, shit. Go.
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111. Oh. Oh, that's gross.
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Oh...
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114. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
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117. Oh, God.
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120. Grant.
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121. Grant.
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123. Grant.
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124. You okay?
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125. Meat.
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126. Good morning, baby.
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this song for a while.
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a peace pipe.
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129. I'm sorry about last night.
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to push you away.
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134. Baby.
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139. Grant and I had
a good morning.
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140. And it's been a while.
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142. Janene.
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145. It's Grant.
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146. I don't know, he's like...
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147. It was like he was discovering
all these different parts
of my body.
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148. You know,
like a little boy
or something.
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149. I'm telling you, this morning
I sensed a real change
in Grant.
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150. Meat.
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151. Meat. Meat.
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152. Howdy, Mr. Grant.
Oh, hey there, killer.
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153. What can I do you for?
Give me
a couple of your rib eyes.
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Eight.
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159. Yeah, yeah,
something like that. Yeah.
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for the wife.
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161. Grant. What's this lock
doing on the door?
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the frame. It's all busted up.
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you should be asking
so many questions
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to your birthday?
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not for two months.
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Not really.
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168. Grant, I'm jumping in
the shower. Baby, we need to
leave in 40 minutes.
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I left something at work.
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172. What? Grant, Deer Cheer starts
in about an hour,
and you promised me.
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173. Gotta go! Gotta go to work.
I'll meet you there!
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what joy a grown man gets
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to blow the face off
a cute little deer.
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177. Surprised you're able to lift
a mug, you've been carrying
that torch for so long.
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178. Oh, that reminds me
of something I want to
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179. What's that?
Fuck you, fat ass.
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clean up the toilets.
It stinks over here.
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you fucking asshole!
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184. Damn, girl.
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for the eyes.
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after the other night.
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I'm all alone.
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Scared you?
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Oh, nothing. Just...
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but I can't.
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Got too much muscle mass.
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197. I don't know what it is.
Oh, really?
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Thank you.
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199. Yeah, on the promotion,
that's...
Thank you.
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Yeah.
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201. Yeah.
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No, it sounds nice.
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He was supposed to
meet me here, but...
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Yeah.
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Right.
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209. Yeah, I think Jack's gonna
make a speech or something.
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210. Well,
that will be interesting.
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211. Thank you.
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Mayor Jack MacReady.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this world of ours,
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should have dominion
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when God said that,
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deer season in Wheelsy
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to shoot a buck or two!
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you know about this fuse?
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what happened to your face?
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that's all.
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to the hospital.
No.
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This is Starla Grant.
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I'm fine, thank you.
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About Grant's condition.
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seen your husband
in over a year.
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You're doing a good job.
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I think I'm gonna die.
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264. No, no, no, no. Here.
I got something here,
help you feel better.
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gonna be all right.
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Hey.
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Howdy.
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Oh, no. He's not
home from work yet.
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He's not home yet, Wally.
I just said.
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a Brenda Gutierrez?
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called the house, or...
No.
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Signs of a struggle
in the house.
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Yeah.
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people saw Grant
going into her house,
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anyone's seen of her.
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as soon as he gets in.
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All right.
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289. You've reached Chief Pardy.
No, no, no, no, no.
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and your call will be
returned promptly.
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And you need to get back here
right now. I think...
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baby? I wasn't gonna hurt you!
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I tried not to change.
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I'll get it.
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is that it?
You don't wanna hurt me.
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for you. Huh, sugarplum?
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Starla, you in there?
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a bunch of fucking morons.
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got elected. They blame me
for it, like it's...
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308. Bill. Bill, we need to talk.
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310. We need to find this Grant,
I mean yesterday.
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311. Town Council lit
a Roman candle,
stuck it up my ass.
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312. Jack, your leisure activities
ain't my business.
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313. Hey, don't you fuck with me,
Bill. Your post here
as Chief is in dire straits.
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hunting in a town
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kidnapper in it.
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Looks like a damn squid.
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See? She heard you say squid.
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and create a goddamn hysteria.
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you gonna create a hysteria?
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What's this?
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use that like a police sketch,
Chief.
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take it door to door,
see if anybody recognizes him.
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some respect right now!
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what was in there.
You said it was dark!
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what the hell you saw.
His arm was all bendy, Mayor.
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the bastard's got
Lyme disease.
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Lyme disease.
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without washing your hands,
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look like a squid?
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for laughing.
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What?
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off farms, edge of town.
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All right, folks, let's go.
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We don't want any Lyme disease
popping out at us.
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Ha, ha, fucking ha.
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got one of them
puppy calendars on his desk.
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as a real dog lover, is all.
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clear on over here.
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in the forest. All three
ranches run alongside it.
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get up a posse?
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Be finding a needle
in a fuckstack.
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Dr. Dolittle's gonna
strike next.
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Grant ran off,
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Raglan's ranch.
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a mare was stolen from this
property owned by Fitzgibbon.
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the cleft palate?
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He looks like a chipmunk.
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when you came out neither,
Wally.
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the Castavets right here.
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shit storm took place.
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pattern, next he's gonna
end up here,
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called the Strutemyers.
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You've barely seen
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go there tonight,
lie low and wait.
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that son of a bitch, Chief!
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Yeah.
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There she is.
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grenade we confiscated
from them jokers
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to fish for trout.
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all right with what we got.
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were invading.
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you'd have wished they was.
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Just give me one second.
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I think I should go with you.
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on police procedure,
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a heap of regulations
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against taking
a civilian on a stakeout.
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This is my fault.
It ain't your fault!
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He had all those
physical symptoms.
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Starla. Thank you.
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pretend that it wasn't
happening, Bill.
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I appreciate the offer,
but I can't.
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still out there,
how are you gonna find her?
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Grant back alive?
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Your only chance of
doing that is with me.
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Thank you.
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do to your fingers?
Kiri Goshimi done them.
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Yeah?
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Pokeyman's done them, to me.
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if you knew something.
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stay inside tonight. You hear?
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a mountain lion,
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a bunch of damn idiots.
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chase some pussy, wouldn't it?
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Deputy Margaret?
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deputy thing going on,
you two?
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we were kids
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on my window in the middle
of the night?
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415. So Starla here, 12.
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416. I guess I was 14.
Copy !req
417. I said, "Starla, what the hell
are you doing out there?"
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418. She says that she's gonna
run away to Hollywood
and be a big star.
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419. And she knew I was
in the ROTC, so she says
she needs a bodyguard
Copy !req
420. and invites me to come along.
Copy !req
421. And I said, "Starla,
if there's anyone who can
take care of herself,
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422. "I think it's you.
I'm gonna have to decline. "
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423. How far did you get?
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424. About the bus stop.
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425. Because Ranger Rick here
called my dad.
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426. Damn. A cop from the get-go.
You son of a bitch!
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427. You fucked up our fame
and fortune there, Bill Pardy.
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428. Yeah.
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429. Yeah, I guess maybe I did.
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430. You said squid.
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431. It got worse.
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432. He looks like something
that fell off my dick
during the war.
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433. Hey. Hey.
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434. Grant?
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435. Holy shit.
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436. What are we
gonna do now, Bill?
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437. Cuffs won't even
fit on him.
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438. Starla, where are you...
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439. Go, go.
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440. Come on.
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441. Grant.
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442. It's okay, Grant.
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443. You're
just sick, is all.
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444. You're just sick.
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445. We're just here
to take you to get some help.
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446. Right now.
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447. And I'm gonna stay by you.
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448. Just like I swore I would.
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449. For better or worse.
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450. Much fucking worse.
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451. Grant.
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452. Marriage is a sacred bond.
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453. Right, baby?
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454. It's gonna be all right,
Grant.
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455. Just come with us.
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456. You stop right there,
you son of a bitch.
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457. Now, I don't care
what kind of
leprosy you got.
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458. We need to find that girl.
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459. Now you can make this peaceful
Copy !req
460. or you can make it hard.
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461. No!
Fire!
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462. Fire!
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463. Move!
Grant!
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464. Get him!
Get him!
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465. Wally, on my tail!
Do not lose him in the woods!
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466. That fucking...
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467. Get the fuck
out of the way!
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468. I don't want to
lose anybody! Stay together!
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469. Wait for me. Wait for me.
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470. Come on out, you cocksucker!
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471. What are you,
some little pussy?
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472. You afraid?
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473. Psychology.
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474. Over there!
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475. Where did he go?
Now we ain't never
gonna find that girl.
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476. Starla,
get the hell out of here.
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477. What's that smell?
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478. Something dead.
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479. It's coming
from in there, ain't it?
Do you think he's inside?
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480. One, two, three.
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481. You suck.
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482. Margaret, get over here.
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483. Oh, God.
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484. Something's wrong with me.
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485. Yeah.
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486. Oh, Jesus! God!
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487. Brenda.
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488. Oh, I didn't want
no one seeing me like this.
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489. Shit.
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490. How's my boy, Bill?
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491. Is he all right?
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492. Boy's fine, Brenda.
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493. So what's
going on here exactly?
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494. I'm so fucking hungry, Bill.
I'm so hungry.
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495. I never knew anyone
could be so hungry.
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496. Do you mind handing me
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497. a piece of that possum
over there?
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498. Just a little bit.
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499. I think we best get you
to a hospital right quick.
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500. What the fuck they gonna do
with her in a hospital, Bill?
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501. Shut up.
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502. Jesus!
Why is she doing that?
Copy !req
503. Her tumors is moving.
Relax.
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504. Somebody get her
to stop doing that shit!
It hurts, bitch!
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505. Jesus.
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506. Please help me!
Bill.
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507. Oh, the little fuckers
are tearing me apart!
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508. Oh, the bastard led us here.
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509. Christ,
look out, everybody!
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510. Fuck!
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511. Wally!
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512. Margaret, cover your mouth!
Don't let them in your mouth!
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513. God dang.
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514. Tried to get in my mouth.
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515. What kind of thing
wants you to eat it?
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516. Kylie, honey,
you're gonna turn into
a plum in there.
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517. Prune, Mama.
Plums turn into prunes.
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518. I know what turns into what.
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519. So I want you to finish up
in there and get yourself
into bed, you hear?
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520. Time to turn in, ladies.
Just a couple more pages, Mom.
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521. No.
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522. Besides, you know
what day tomorrow is.
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523. Family fun day.
Family fun day.
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524. That is correct.
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525. So good night.
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526. Sleep tight.
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527. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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528. Night, night.
Night, Mom.
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529. Night.
Copy !req
530. What the fuck?
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531. Mom!
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532. Mom!
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533. Mom!
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534. Help!
Emily! Jenna!
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535. Jenna, open the door!
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536. Shelby, come in.
Copy !req
537. 11-41. I need paramedics
out here right away.
I got four men down.
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538. Shelby, are you there?
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539. Shelby, we got
an emergency here.
This is Bill.
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540. Oh, crud.
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541. Shelby.
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542. This is no time for a break,
Shelby. I mean it.
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543. Shelby?
They alive?
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544. Shelby, I need your help now.
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545. Praise Jesus.
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546. Praise Jesus?
That's fucking pushing it.
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547. This shit's about as far
from God as shit can get.
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548. Either of you ever seen
anything like that?
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549. You ever heard
of anything like that?
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550. Me neither.
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551. And I watch Animal Planet
all the fucking time.
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552. I got no reception out here.
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553. I'm gonna run back to the car,
try to call the paramedics
from there.
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554. That's a long way
with those worms out there.
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555. Yeah, well,
nice change of pace
from shooting them deer.
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556. All right, you three,
get these folks
out of the barn.
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557. All the rot and stench
can't be doing them any good.
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558. You take this. I got my Colt.
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559. Be careful.
Yeah, there's a thought.
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560. You know what this is?
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561. You know what this is?
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562. It's goddamn
biological weapons,
that's what it is.
Copy !req
563. Government's testing them
on Wheelsy. You know why?
Copy !req
564. Because I don't take
no shit from nobody
at those State hearings.
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565. They wanna put a cock
in Jack MacReady,
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566. they can kiss my ass.
Copy !req
567. If this shit is contagious,
I turn into a fucking mollusk,
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568. I'm gonna sue those bastards,
I swear to God!
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569. And you can sue right
alongside of me. I don't care
if you're a lesbo.
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570. You don't deserve this shit.
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571. It's like...
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572. Oh, man, it smells like
rotten mayonnaise in here.
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573. Hi, sugarplum.
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574. Marriage.
It's a sacred bond.
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575. Just like you said.
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576. What?
I'm sorry for trying to
strangle you and all.
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577. I lost my head.
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578. I didn't mean to do
none of them things I done.
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579. Not
Copy !req
580. kill them
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581. pets.
Copy !req
582. Not make Brenda a worm.
Copy !req
583. But it's my nature,
ain't it?
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584. How can you blame
someone for acting
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585. according to his own nature?
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586. I wanted to tell you
what was going on,
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587. but I was afraid
you wouldn't love me no more.
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588. I never knew love, Starla...
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589. Wally?
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590. You all right?
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591. Maybe you better
set back down.
You don't look so good.
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592. Hey.
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593. Kylie, honey, you okay?
Copy !req
594. Hi, Kylie, it's me.
Copy !req
595. Kylie, open the door,
jellybean.
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596. Come on, Kylie.
Copy !req
597. Open the door.
Copy !req
598. We love you, sweetheart.
Come on out now.
Open the door.
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599. Get away!
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600. You all get away.
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601. Kylie. Kylie, there's
no excuse. No excuse
not to be with your family.
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602. This is family fun day,
isn't it, Kylie?
Copy !req
603. Y'all better just
set back down.
You need to get some rest.
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604. You're sick!
Meat.
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605. Hey!
Let her go!
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606. Y'all just take
a step back now, all right?
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607. There you go, sugarplum.
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608. Why you choosing camps
before you hear
Copy !req
609. both sides of the story?
Both sides of the story.
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610. Why are you talking
like Grant?
'Cause I am Grant.
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611. I'm your husband.
I'm your husband.
Copy !req
612. You swore to honor
and obey me.
Obey me.
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613. So put that goddamn gun down.
So put that goddamn gun down.
Copy !req
614. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
615. Get away from her!
Copy !req
616. It burns. What the...
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617. Get away from her!
Meat.
Copy !req
618. Get away from her!
I am gonna shoot you,
I swear to God!
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619. You ain't
gonna shoot me, Starla.
Copy !req
620. I told you, you always
needed me to protect you!
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621. You for damn sure
ain't got the balls to...
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622. Christ on a cross.
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623. Go. Go, go, go.
Copy !req
624. Uncle Grant's gonna
show you a good time, girlie.
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625. Get out!
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626. Open this door,
you little whore!
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627. Don't mess with me,
you little slut.
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628. Kylie.
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629. This is your last chance.
Copy !req
630. Open this door now!
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631. Come on,
you spoiled brat!
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632. No!
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633. No!
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634. You little bitch!
Hey!
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635. What's going on?
What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
636. Hey, hey, easy, easy, easy.
Copy !req
637. What the hell
happened to you, Otis?
Copy !req
638. Poison ivy out back, maybe?
Copy !req
639. We're itchy.
We're itchy.
Copy !req
640. No, they're not my parents.
Copy !req
641. They're trying to trick you.
Copy !req
642. Hey.
The worms are in their brains.
Copy !req
643. All right, look,
y'all stay right there
on the spot.
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644. I'm gonna call the paramedics
to come help you.
Copy !req
645. And Kylie's gonna
come with me.
Copy !req
646. Hey there, killer.
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647. Starla's my woman, you prick.
Copy !req
648. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
649. Come on.
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650. Damn it!
Come on, Kylie.
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651. Hey, come on, come on.
Copy !req
652. Don't mess with me,
little girl!
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653. Hear me, girl?
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654. What's with the spitting?
Copy !req
655. Margaret, come in.
Margaret? Margaret,
are you there?
Copy !req
656. Chief, go!
They're gonna get in. Go!
Copy !req
657. My friends
are still out there... Trevor?
Copy !req
658. What the heck is going on?
Copy !req
659. My easygoing nature is getting
sorely fucking tested.
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660. Bitch is hard-core.
Copy !req
661. Get in the car.
Get in the car!
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662. All right, yeah.
Copy !req
663. Go, go.
Copy !req
664. Go! Go! Go!
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665. Starla!
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666. Starla! Starla!
Starla! Starla!
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667. Starla!
Copy !req
668. So,
Copy !req
669. how's everybody's evening?
Good?
Copy !req
670. Good.
Copy !req
671. Thanks.
Copy !req
672. Shelby?
Copy !req
673. Shelby, you there?
Copy !req
674. Hey, Chief,
how you doing?
Did you find that...
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675. There's a skeeter in here
driving me bonkers.
Copy !req
676. Shelby,
you seen any of these...
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677. I don't know
what to call them.
Copy !req
678. They're like big slugs,
only they're fast.
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679. No slugs.
Copy !req
680. But your mama called.
She said, "The toilet's
all backed up again.
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681. "Why don't you come over
soon as you're
finished there?"
Copy !req
682. All right, sweetheart, listen.
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683. I need you to listen to me
just for a second, okay?
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684. She said it's what you done
in there on Sunday
what caused the backup.
Copy !req
685. All right, listen.
I need you to...
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686. I need you to get the CDC
on the horn for me, okay?
Copy !req
687. Shelby, are you nodding?
Copy !req
688. Oh, yeah, sorry.
I'll get you right back.
Copy !req
689. There's a big tree
in her front yard and
the roots got in the pipes
Copy !req
690. and it messes with
the whole system
on the way to the main.
Copy !req
691. She uses lots of paper.
Copy !req
692. Where is the Mr. Pibb?
Copy !req
693. I told your secretary
to pack Mr. Pibb.
It's the only Coke I like.
Copy !req
694. Goddamn Brenda exploding
like a water balloon
Copy !req
695. and worms driving
my friends around like
they're goddamn skin-cars.
Copy !req
696. People are spitting acid
at me, turning you into
cottage cheese,
Copy !req
697. and now there's no fucking
goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Copy !req
698. Jesus Christ, Jack.
Let me get right on it.
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699. It was me.
Copy !req
700. I became it... Him.
Copy !req
701. Part of him.
Who?
Copy !req
702. Who?
Copy !req
703. Mrs. Grant's husband.
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704. But it wasn't always him.
Copy !req
705. He came from...
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706. He's a goddamn Martian?
Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Copy !req
707. Or it's a general term meaning
"outer space fucker. "
Copy !req
708. No, it isn't.
Look it up, cocksucker.
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709. Enough.
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710. Kylie.
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711. Honey.
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712. Honey, what do you mean?
Copy !req
713. His real face
looks like a needle.
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714. But he's always got another.
Copy !req
715. He goes from place to place,
Copy !req
716. worlds, planets, killing them.
Copy !req
717. Some he gets pregnant,
others he just takes over
with his worms.
Copy !req
718. And the rest he eats
till they're gone.
Copy !req
719. Now he's here.
Copy !req
720. Are you saying
these worms...
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721. These worms in their brains,
you saying
they're all connected?
Copy !req
722. It's like
they're all one deal?
Copy !req
723. An animal
that doesn't procreate.
It spreads, grows,
Copy !req
724. absorbing the minds and bodies
of the organisms around it.
Copy !req
725. It's a conscious disease.
Copy !req
726. If I weren't about
to shit my pants,
I'd be fucking fascinated.
Copy !req
727. We're back.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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728. Shelby,
did you get the CDC for me?
We're at the city limits.
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729. Welcome back,
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730. killer.
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731. Got a little surprise
for the lot of you,
just right around the corner.
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732. Starla!
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733. Starla. Starla! Let her go!
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734. Jesus.
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735. Meat.
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736. Meat.
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737. Chief!
Come on, come here.
Copy !req
738. Stay here. Stay here.
Jack, wake up.
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739. Wake up!
Hurry!
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740. Jack!
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741. Meat.
Copy !req
742. Meat.
Copy !req
743. Stay here.
Copy !req
744. Worms beat us here.
Copy !req
745. Okay. All right.
Copy !req
746. There's a grenade
in that station.
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747. Now, if I use that to destroy
Grant... He's the center of
the whole system, right?
Copy !req
748. Does that mean
the whole thing
will be destroyed?
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749. Maybe.
Maybe.
Copy !req
750. Okay.
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751. Okay.
Copy !req
752. You wait here.
All right? Stay hid.
Copy !req
753. I'll be back.
Copy !req
754. Okay. All right.
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755. Easy.
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756. This is Chief Pardy.
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757. I can't...
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758. Fuck me.
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759. No!
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760. Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Copy !req
761. Hey. Motherfucker.
Copy !req
762. Thank you. Come on, come on.
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763. We gotta go.
Once one sees us,
they all see us.
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764. Okay. Take this. Here.
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765. Starla.
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766. Oh, God!
Copy !req
767. Sweetie, don't look.
Don't look.
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768. What are we gonna do now?
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769. Probably turn into a couple
of these fucked-up things.
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770. That's kind of negative.
Well,
it's been that sort of day.
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771. Thank you for saving
my ass back there.
You're welcome.
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772. Of course, when I tell
that story, it's gonna be
the other way around.
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773. What do you mean?
Like I saved you.
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774. Yeah, if we live.
Right.
Copy !req
775. Now, they're dragging
these bodies due north.
Copy !req
776. Do you think that will
lead us to Ms. Grant?
Copy !req
777. You like her, don't you?
Copy !req
778. Come on.
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779. Starla,
don't you be fooling, girl.
Copy !req
780. Come on down!
Copy !req
781. Who's there?
Copy !req
782. Bill?
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783. Bill?
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784. Starla?
Copy !req
785. Hello?
Copy !req
786. Don't you look
at me like that!
Copy !req
787. Don't you judge me!
Copy !req
788. You got no idea
what it's like
to be this hungry!
Copy !req
789. I just ate pig
and I still want more.
Copy !req
790. Oh, God damn!
Don't you dare judge me!
Copy !req
791. Are you trying to judge me?
Damn Republican.
Copy !req
792. We'll run all
you Republicans out of town.
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793. Starla,
I hear you in there.
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794. Come on down and fulfill
your wifely duties,
you hear me?
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795. Starla. Starla.
Copy !req
796. You said for better or worse!
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797. You lied!
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798. Bitch!
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799. Slut!
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800. Whore!
Copy !req
801. There's the worm heads.
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802. That's where
they're bringing the bodies.
Copy !req
803. Probably new breeders
feeding inside.
Copy !req
804. Oh, my God, that's Grant.
Copy !req
805. That's where
they're joining together.
Copy !req
806. Well, now,
that is some fucked-up shit.
Copy !req
807. There's Starla.
Copy !req
808. Okay. Okay.
Copy !req
809. All right. All right.
Copy !req
810. You stay here.
No, I ain't
staying here by myself.
Copy !req
811. All right, come on.
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812. You tried to kill me
and run off with Pardy.
Copy !req
813. You just wanna fuck him now,
cause he's so good-looking.
Copy !req
814. It's all over, Starla.
Copy !req
815. And I'll keep growing
till I'm everywhere.
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816. Till I'm all that is!
Copy !req
817. Then you'll know
what it feels like
to be betrayed.
Copy !req
818. Won't you, sugarplum?
Copy !req
819. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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820. I just thought
you were trying to kill me.
Copy !req
821. And you can't expect me
not to go through
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822. some adjustments
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823. after all these changes.
Copy !req
824. You did a real nice job
decorating, baby.
Copy !req
825. You like these memories?
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826. Yeah.
Copy !req
827. I know you don't wanna
hurt me, Grant.
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828. Yeah.
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829. You like being called Grant,
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830. don't you?
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831. I can do that.
Copy !req
832. I can call you that.
Copy !req
833. 'Cause you're lonely. Right?
Copy !req
834. You've been alone so long
I can't even imagine, I bet.
Copy !req
835. You don't have to
be alone anymore.
Copy !req
836. 'Cause you and I,
Copy !req
837. we could be together.
Copy !req
838. I never had much use
for this world, anyway.
Copy !req
839. And I can stay with you
while you do
what you need to do.
Copy !req
840. 'Cause it's your nature,
and I see that now.
Copy !req
841. I'm here for you.
Copy !req
842. Pardy!
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843. Kill me, Pardy, please!
Copy !req
844. You Podunk whore!
I've been around
a billion years.
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845. You think you can
fuck with me?
Copy !req
846. Yep.
Copy !req
847. Shit!
Copy !req
848. Shoot him.
Copy !req
849. Shoot him!
Copy !req
850. Bill.
Copy !req
851. Bill.
Copy !req
852. Bill.
Copy !req
853. Bill.
Copy !req
854. Oh, that...
That really hurt.
Copy !req
855. Are you all right?
Copy !req
856. You need both of them things
in you to get all wormy.
Copy !req
857. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.
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858. Bet you regret not running off
with me to Hollywood now,
hey, Bill?
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859. Oh, hell, Starla,
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860. I always regretted that.
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861. Now, Bishopville's just
a few miles down the 10.
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862. They got that hospital there
with the big green
steeple thingy up top.
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863. Hey, Kylie, why don't you tell
Ms. Grant that story about how
I saved you from that deer?
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864. Oh, yeah.
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865. Bill saved me from a deer.
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866. Oh, yeah?
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