1. Shoot it! Yea!Copy !req
2. - I got him.
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
3. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
4. Emile! Emile!Copy !req
5. Okay, do it again. Come on.Copy !req
6. - Oh, no!
- Ernest?Copy !req
7. Pass me the ball. Ernest,
pass it to me, okay?Copy !req
8. Ernest, no. I know what you're thinking.
Don't shoot it.Copy !req
9. It would be better to
just pass me the ball.Copy !req
10. Ernest, don't shoot it!Copy !req
11. Whoa!Copy !req
12. Are you okay? I'm real sorry.Copy !req
13. Oh!Copy !req
14. You all right?Copy !req
15. - Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
16. - Hey, yeah.
- See that?Copy !req
17. The grace? The agility?Copy !req
18. That's it. That's basketball.Copy !req
19. It's like a romance
with the ball. It's...Copy !req
20. It's like a dance with the hoop,
know what I mean?Copy !req
21. So I guess you think you can
take it to the hoop now, Ernie.Copy !req
22. Yo, you think you could jam like that?
Yeah.Copy !req
23. Don't get him started, all right?Copy !req
24. If you fellas would just give me
a chance, I could show ya.Copy !req
25. I'm a player. I'm a jock.
I'm in the zone.Copy !req
26. - You're in the zone all right, Ernest.
- Yeah, the Twilight Zone.Copy !req
27. Brother, I'm gonna let ya in on a
little secret, Ernest. You're short.Copy !req
28. Short!Copy !req
29. You remember Yoda? Well, you're kinda
Yoda-ish. And you're clumsy, Ernest.Copy !req
30. Very clumsy.Copy !req
31. You're not just white, baby.
You're whiter than white.Copy !req
32. You're a redneck!Copy !req
33. - Right in the back.
- Guys, guys, that's enough.Copy !req
34. - You crazy, Ernie.
- Let's go. You, too, Ernest.Copy !req
35. All right, guys, come on.
We got work to do.Copy !req
36. Hey, fellas? Last chance
to buy some lottery tickets.Copy !req
37. - Ahh.
- You can win lots of money.Copy !req
38. - Stay away from me, woman.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
39. - Uh-uh, baby, no way. Not on that scam.
- Hi, Erma.Copy !req
40. Hi.Copy !req
41. Snap out of it, man.
She is way out of your league.Copy !req
42. - Come on. Stop whinin'.
- Ohh.Copy !req
43. Okay, let's wrap her up, folks.
Last autograph.Copy !req
44. The mall is closing. Tomorrow we
gotta be in L.A. for a Lakers game.Copy !req
45. I'm so sorry. Bye-bye.
Thank you. Bye-bye.Copy !req
46. - Make sure he's on time.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Moloch.Copy !req
47. Hey, big guy, good job.Copy !req
48. Nice shoes, huh, kid?Copy !req
49. Yeah. If I had those shoes...Copy !req
50. If you have those shoes,
you'd have the edge.Copy !req
51. Everybody plays, but the winners...
They have the edge.Copy !req
52. Really?Copy !req
53. - I'd give anything to have those shoes.
- Now you're talkin'.Copy !req
54. Kid, desire is 90% of the game.Copy !req
55. If you want somethin',
you just gotta go for it.Copy !req
56. Yeah, if I just had those shoes.Copy !req
57. We're out of here, Barry. Don't forget
the alarm when you're done.Copy !req
58. - Right, Chief.
- What's up, Quincy?Copy !req
59. Later on, Chief.Copy !req
60. - Hi, Dad.
- Quincy, get on home.Copy !req
61. See ya at the house.Copy !req
62. Gentlemen. It's show time.Copy !req
63. - All right.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
64. Here we go!Copy !req
65. Let's hustle.
City League Tournament starts tomorrow.Copy !req
66. Mr. Moloch and the other scouts
will be watching us.Copy !req
67. Whee! All right, let's do this,
let's do this, let's do this.Copy !req
68. Let's do this. Let's do this, baby.
Let's do this.Copy !req
69. Let's do this again.
Oh, let's do this, baby.Copy !req
70. This is your medicine woman...Copy !req
71. Dr. Love on the mighty WUSH.Copy !req
72. Oh, my Nubian sister
has a voice from heaven.Copy !req
73. I'd like to send this one
out to Laquita and Tommy...Copy !req
74. Chantelle and the King,
and to the players on The Clean Sweep.Copy !req
75. Go, baby, go!Copy !req
76. Whoo! All right, come on, baby. Go!Copy !req
77. Let's do it again.Copy !req
78. Come on, baby.
Let's get a free throw for Willie!Copy !req
79. Come on, you guys. Hit me. Hit me.Copy !req
80. Hit me. I'm in the open.Copy !req
81. Open does it. Hit me.
I'm the baby. I'm the boy.Copy !req
82. Hit me. Yeah! Good play.Copy !req
83. Okay, here I am.
Over here. Yeah, good.Copy !req
84. Willie, up here. Hit me. Come on,
Willie. I'll drop it in the pocket.Copy !req
85. Hit me. Up here...Copy !req
86. I'm drivin'
toward the west. Ohh!Copy !req
87. Hit me. I can't miss from up here.
Hit me. I'm Air Ernest.Copy !req
88. Spider-like reflexes.Copy !req
89. - Keep it up. Move it up.
- T.J, watch it. Are you crazy?Copy !req
90. Mr. Ellis paid a fortune for
this sculpture. Now check it.Copy !req
91. Mr. Ellis need
to get his money back.Copy !req
92. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
93. - Ernie, no. Do not shoot the ball.
- Don't shoot it, Ernie.Copy !req
94. No, no!Copy !req
95. Shut off the sprinklers.
Turn the alarms off.Copy !req
96. Forty-six, please respond.Copy !req
97. Mr. Worth, we are looking
at major damage here.Copy !req
98. I want to know what happened,
and I want to know now.Copy !req
99. - Right now.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Ellis. You see, we were...Copy !req
100. Uh, it was rats. Giant mall rats.
Thousands of 'em.Copy !req
101. Swarming all over the place.
I would have stopped them, but...Copy !req
102. Mall rats.Copy !req
103. Well, maybe it was aliens,
disguised as rats.Copy !req
104. Thousands of 'em,
swarming all over the place...Copy !req
105. - Silence!
- Shh!Copy !req
106. Mr. Worth, The Clean Sweep is your
company. This is your responsibility.Copy !req
107. Yours.Copy !req
108. Yes, sir.
Mr. Ellis, it won't happen again.Copy !req
109. You bet it won't.
I'll see that it doesn't, Mr. Ellis.Copy !req
110. It was my fault, Mr. Ellis.
Barry told me to watch what I was doin'.Copy !req
111. - I'll pay for the damage.
- With what?Copy !req
112. Well, you can take it out of my pay.Copy !req
113. His pay.Copy !req
114. Fine. Tell Legal to garnishee his wages
for the rest of his life.Copy !req
115. Thank you, Mr. Ellis.
You won't be sorry.Copy !req
116. I believe you gentlemen
have some mopping up to do.Copy !req
117. Whoa!Copy !req
118. Watch your step, Mr. Ellis.Copy !req
119. You didn't have to take
the heat on this, man.Copy !req
120. Yeah, I mean stickin' your neck out
like that? That's serious biz, homie.Copy !req
121. - Thanks, Ernest.
- Yeah, for real. You stepped up, Ernest.Copy !req
122. Totally uncharacteristic
of your kind.Copy !req
123. - We owe you one, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
124. We owe you, Ernest, so if there's
anything we can do to repay you...Copy !req
125. you just let us know, all right?Copy !req
126. - Yeah, sure.
- Well, there is one thing you could do.Copy !req
127. Sure, man. What?Copy !req
128. You could let me be
on the basketball team.Copy !req
129. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
130. - You trippin'. You definitely trippin'.
- We think not.Copy !req
131. Well, I just wanna play
basketball with you guys.Copy !req
132. You know, round ball,
hoops, hit the hardwood.Copy !req
133. A cog in the lean, mean basketball
machine, know what I mean?Copy !req
134. No offense, Ernest, but you see,
we're a well-oiled machine.Copy !req
135. Yeah.Copy !req
136. We've been playin' together for
like, what, 12 years.Copy !req
137. - Five.
- NineCopy !req
138. - Seven.
- Two.Copy !req
139. I just wanted to play
basketball with you guys.Copy !req
140. You know.Copy !req
141. I just, like, wanted
to be one of the guys.Copy !req
142. - Hey, don't even go there, Ernest.
- Please.Copy !req
143. Uh, look, guys, come here.Copy !req
144. All right, guys, we do owe Ernest.Copy !req
145. But he'll never play with us.Copy !req
146. He'll just dress out, okay?Copy !req
147. He just wants to be part of the group.
You heard him.Copy !req
148. Think of him as a mascot.Copy !req
149. A mascot?Copy !req
150. Why can't we have
a smart mascot?Copy !req
151. Yeah, like a goldfish.Copy !req
152. Because we owe him.Copy !req
153. All right, Ernest. You can dress out,
but you're gonna sit on the bench.Copy !req
154. All right?
Do you understand?Copy !req
155. Oh, oh, thank you, Barry!
Thank you so much! Thank you!Copy !req
156. Oh, I'm your humble and obedient
servant. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
157. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
158. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
159. I'm tellin' you right now, Ernest,
you better not make us look bad either.Copy !req
160. No.Copy !req
161. That's right, 'cause even when we
lose, we look good.Copy !req
162. Yeah.Copy !req
163. - We do not lose.
- Ever.Copy !req
164. No.Copy !req
165. Ernest, Ernest, he's our man.Copy !req
166. If he can't do it, no one can.Copy !req
167. Yea!Copy !req
168. Ow. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
169. Hey! T.J, are you ready?Copy !req
170. - You know I am, home slice.
- Say what?Copy !req
171. I said home slice,
you know I'm ready!Copy !req
172. Unh!Copy !req
173. How 'bout it, Walter?
Are you there for me, brother?Copy !req
174. I'm with you, black man.Copy !req
175. Don't even worry 'bout it.Copy !req
176. Uh-huh!Copy !req
177. Worry is a drone emotion, my brother.
Now I've always said that.Copy !req
178. Step.Copy !req
179. - Tommy T! What's it gonna be?
- Nothin' but hoops and alley-oops.Copy !req
180. Let's do it.Copy !req
181. Ah, the men's locker room.
Tank of the titans.Copy !req
182. Temple of testosterone.Copy !req
183. I'll bet you guys are
male bonding as we speak.Copy !req
184. Right on.Copy !req
185. - Out of state.
- Be cool, Ernest.Copy !req
186. - Frozen.
- Ernest, grab a locker, man.Copy !req
187. Yeah, in another room. Don't come
near with all that trippin', Ernest.Copy !req
188. Me trippin'? I'm not trippin'.
I'm on solid ground.Copy !req
189. What you talkin' about
some kind of solid ground?Copy !req
190. T.J.Copy !req
191. - What he trippin' though?
- I know. Ernest, there's your uniform.Copy !req
192. I'm goin' to warm up.Copy !req
193. My uniform.Copy !req
194. This is the proudest moment
of my adult life.Copy !req
195. You must've had less of a life
than I thought.Copy !req
196. - Lose the hat, Ernest.
- It's probably bolted to his skull.Copy !req
197. Yo, T.J, we out there,
all right, man?Copy !req
198. All right, man, I'm gonna catch up.
Hey, Ernest, check it out.Copy !req
199. Take your time. You got all the time,
like about an hour.Copy !req
200. Right.Copy !req
201. This is Dr. Love, your medicine
woman of the air...Copy !req
202. on W-U-S-H, "Wush."Copy !req
203. Tonight I'm broadcastin' live from the
first round of the City League Tournament.Copy !req
204. Clean Sweep and Krader Construction
will have the tip-off...Copy !req
205. right after this brief message
from Lonnie's One-Stop Market...Copy !req
206. the place to go
when you're in the know.Copy !req
207. Yeah, so tell me, Dr. Love. How do
you feel about unrequited love?Copy !req
208. Isn't it bad for your health?Copy !req
209. Well, you see, baby,
I wouldn't know about that.Copy !req
210. My love never goes unrequited.Copy !req
211. - Excuse me, brother. Excuse me.
- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
212. Don't play yourself like that.Copy !req
213. Oh-so-fine perfection
of a black woman...Copy !req
214. if beauty were a minute,
you'd be an hour.Copy !req
215. If beauty were a flower,
you'd be a rose.Copy !req
216. If beauty were an automobile, you'd
be a solid gold Rolls Royce classic.Copy !req
217. Girl, sign my head.Copy !req
218. Ohh. I will never wash again.Copy !req
219. I didn't think you ever had.Copy !req
220. - Oh, please, baby, go easy on my man.
- Oh, she wants me.Copy !req
221. - Oh, yeah, you smooth. You smooth.
- She don't got to be so...Copy !req
222. This is Dr. Love, and we'll have the
tip-off right after a brief message...Copy !req
223. from Evan Jones Auto repair.Copy !req
224. Take your time on the shot.Copy !req
225. All right, guys, huddle up.Copy !req
226. Now, watch that big cornbread-fed-lookin'
brother over there settin' picks.Copy !req
227. When that happens,
T.J, you switch with me.Copy !req
228. Uh, Barry?Copy !req
229. Not now, Ernest. Walter, look.Copy !req
230. You can't muscle that
big, ugly forward, man.Copy !req
231. Barry.Copy !req
232. Big Foot even try that,
I'm out on that mother.Copy !req
233. Just be cool.Copy !req
234. And, Willie,
you got to hit the three tonight.Copy !req
235. If I believe, I can achieve.Copy !req
236. Barry.Copy !req
237. Not now, Ernest. 'Cause that'll
free up Tommy T. in the lane.Copy !req
238. If you can't hit it, I'll hit
the three. I'll be there.Copy !req
239. - Barry.
- What, Ernest?Copy !req
240. I made lemonade for the whole team.
With real lemons.Copy !req
241. It's not the mix, not the powder.
It's the real stuffCopy !req
242. See, it's still got
lemon peel floatin' in it.Copy !req
243. Okay. Thanks, Ernest.Copy !req
244. - Everybody, in here. All right?
- Let's do this.Copy !req
245. Clean Sweep!Copy !req
246. Go, team. It's right
over here if you want it.Copy !req
247. The Clean Sweep takes the
floor here at the City Memorial Gym...Copy !req
248. and we are ready to go.Copy !req
249. All right, fellas,
want a good, clean game.Copy !req
250. Watch the rough stuff
and the handshakes. Okay, ready?Copy !req
251. Freeze.Copy !req
252. Action photos for everybody's locker.Copy !req
253. Ernest, I want you to sit down on
the bench and don't get up, you hear me?Copy !req
254. - Over here on our side?
- Yes, over here on our side.Copy !req
255. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
256. There's bad blood
between these two teams.Copy !req
257. - Last year's game ended in
a bench-clearing brawl.Copy !req
258. Yes!Copy !req
259. The Clean Sweep
are playin' their hearts out.Copy !req
260. They have the stuff it takes to
win the City League Tournament.Copy !req
261. And there goes
Barry Worth again to the hoop.Copy !req
262. Yeah! Go, Dad!Copy !req
263. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
264. Barry, Barry, he's our man.Copy !req
265. If he can't do it, T.J. can.Copy !req
266. T.J, T.J, he's our man.Copy !req
267. If he can't do it, Walter can.Copy !req
268. Yea! Give me a "W."Copy !req
269. - What are you doing? I don't care!
- Give me an "A.' 'Copy !req
270. Uh, give me an "I."
Give me another "I."Copy !req
271. Yea! Give me a "W."Copy !req
272. - Give me an "A." Give me an "I."
- Man, where's your head?Copy !req
273. The Clean Sweep can't seem
to keep their mind on the game.Copy !req
274. Their cheerleader seems
to be distracting them.Copy !req
275. Barry, Barry, he's our man.Copy !req
276. - If he can't do it, T.J. can.
- Push up, T.J. Push up, baby.Copy !req
277. T.J, T.J, he's our man.Copy !req
278. - If he can't do it, Walter can.
- I got Pillsbury Doughboy out here.Copy !req
279. Give me a "G."
Give me an "I."Copy !req
280. Barry, Barry, he's our man.
What a chump team.Copy !req
281. Give me another "I."Copy !req
282. Time out, Jake. Ernest!Copy !req
283. - Give me a cursive "R."
- Ernest?Copy !req
284. - Yeah, yeah.
- Sit down and shut up!Copy !req
285. Go, team.Copy !req
286. The Clean Sweep have gotten
things straightened out now...Copy !req
287. and everything
seems to be on course.Copy !req
288. And there's
another two points!Copy !req
289. Two, four, six, eight.
Who do we appreciate?Copy !req
290. Ah! Was it somethin' I said?Copy !req
291. Now that The Clean Sweep
have had their huddle...Copy !req
292. we're back to regular play.Copy !req
293. That a way, Barry!
Yeah, baby! Here we go.Copy !req
294. The Clean Sweep are leading going into
the third period, and they look too fine!Copy !req
295. Dr. Love! This one's for you, baby.Copy !req
296. Ooh-hoo!
Now Willie Haskell is goin' on three.Copy !req
297. - Yours truly.
- Ahhh! Ooh!Copy !req
298. You showboat like that again,
I'm gonna put Ernest in for you.Copy !req
299. - Oh, that's cold, Barry. That's cold.
- I'm serious.Copy !req
300. Come on, baby.
Let's go. Quick.Copy !req
301. The ball was in bounds,
and the Sweeps steal the ball.Copy !req
302. There's the pass to Walter,
then to T.J.Copy !req
303. The Sweep are tryin' to work it in.Copy !req
304. Barry Worth takes the shot,
and there's three points!Copy !req
305. Switch. Switch!Copy !req
306. The Kraders take it down the court.
Whoo! There's two.Copy !req
307. Clean Sweep!Copy !req
308. - Two, baby!
- Clean Sweep!Copy !req
309. Clean Sweep!Copy !req
310. - Yo! Play ball!
- Get it, man!Copy !req
311. - Let's go! Let's go!
- It's close.Copy !req
312. Way too close to be comfortable.Copy !req
313. The Clean Sweep are lookin'
like dust mops right now.Copy !req
314. Time. Back.Copy !req
315. That's what I thought. Time out.Copy !req
316. Okay, guys, huddle up.Copy !req
317. Willie, don't foul.Copy !req
318. Your man does not miss
from the free throw line.Copy !req
319. - Barry.
- Walter, if we get the ball...Copy !req
320. I'm gonna hit ya at half court.Copy !req
321. Dish off to T.J.
T.J, don't take the three.Copy !req
322. Barry.Copy !req
323. - Take it all the way to the cup, baby.
- Barry.Copy !req
324. - Draw the foul.
- Barry.Copy !req
325. What?Copy !req
326. I just want you to know if you
need a rest, I'm fresh as a daisy.Copy !req
327. My fingers are just aching for that
high-arching three-pointer.Copy !req
328. Ah, that's okay, Ernest.
Savin' you for overtime.Copy !req
329. Shrewd. Very strategic.Copy !req
330. Well, I'll be your secret weapon.Copy !req
331. I'll just sit over here on the bench...Copy !req
332. like a coiled cobra,
throbbing with power.Copy !req
333. It's anybody's game now.Copy !req
334. It's been a touch-and-go game
since the start...Copy !req
335. but The Clean Sweep are playing...Copy !req
336. like the true athletes they are, and
I definitely like true blue athletes.Copy !req
337. Beautiful! The Clean Sweep leading
by one with only ten seconds left.Copy !req
338. - The Krader
Construction work the ball...Copy !req
339. and the clock is tickin' down.Copy !req
340. Here they come. This is critical
for Krader Construction.Copy !req
341. - Technical foul. Sweep. Two shots.
- No, Ref, he's not with us.Copy !req
342. - He's a mascot!
- He's not even from this planet.Copy !req
343. He's wearin' your uniform.Copy !req
344. That's a technical foul
called on The Clean Sweep.Copy !req
345. - That's it, Ernest. Come on, man.
- No, no, T.J.Copy !req
346. - Let's go! It's a technical.
- Line up.Copy !req
347. - What is he doin' playin' with the balls?
—It's all right.Copy !req
348. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
349. Yeah! You, you, you!Copy !req
350. And there's the buzzer.Copy !req
351. In a bizarre ending,
The Clean Sweep lose by one.Copy !req
352. But it's a double elimination tournament,
so don't throw in the towel yet.Copy !req
353. Good night from WUSH.Copy !req
354. You made us look bad.Copy !req
355. I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
356. I told you, Barry.Copy !req
357. Are you just lucky,
or is that a God-given talent?Copy !req
358. - It was an accident.
- Save it.Copy !req
359. - The towel...
- Ernest, even I find this irritating.Copy !req
360. I'm sorry.Copy !req
361. Barry...Copy !req
362. I know, Ernest.
You let me down, man, that's all.Copy !req
363. I gave you a uniform,
and you lost the game for us.Copy !req
364. And you didn't even play.Copy !req
365. I've got more lemonade.Copy !req
366. And I had double prints
made of those pictures.Copy !req
367. Gosh.Copy !req
368. I just wanted to be one of the guys.Copy !req
369. Part of the team.Copy !req
370. Maybe go out for a pizza
after the big game.Copy !req
371. Talk about super plays.Copy !req
372. Talk stats and belch out loud.Copy !req
373. That kind of a thing.Copy !req
374. But I guess it was never
meant to be.Copy !req
375. Why me, Lord? Why me?Copy !req
376. Why you?Copy !req
377. Who are you?Copy !req
378. I'm the archangel of basketball.Copy !req
379. Angel? Angel?Copy !req
380. You mean like the little guy with wings
and the bow and arrow?Copy !req
381. No, man, that's Cupid.Copy !req
382. This has got to be a mistake.
I got the wrong dude.Copy !req
383. Wait a minute.Copy !req
384. The archangel of basketball.Copy !req
385. Oh, no. This is it. The big one.Copy !req
386. I've committed such a grievous sin
against basketball...Copy !req
387. that you've been sent here
to take me out of the big game.Copy !req
388. For good. One technical foul
and I'm a dead man.Copy !req
389. Get a grip, man.
You're not dead.Copy !req
390. God doesn't take people out
for a technical foul.Copy !req
391. Look, how long have you
been playin' ball?Copy !req
392. Hour, hour and a half.Copy !req
393. I was supposed to deliver you
a pair of shoes.Copy !req
394. - But these definitely aren't your shoes.Copy !req
395. All right, all right.
I'll give him the shoes.Copy !req
396. Here. Enjoy the shoes.Copy !req
397. Thanks.Copy !req
398. Remember one thing, Ernest.Copy !req
399. Don't misuse the shoes.Copy !req
400. Right.Copy !req
401. I wonder where Barry
and them got that guy.Copy !req
402. Okay. You can come out now.Copy !req
403. Ha-ha. Very funny. I get it.Copy !req
404. Team initiation. Yeah. Now it's time
to blindfold old Ernest...Copy !req
405. and paddle him.Copy !req
406. Well, fun's over.
I'm outta here. I'm leavin'.Copy !req
407. Get back in there. Hey! Ha!Copy !req
408. - Bee-bee!
- Uh, yow! Ah! Ow! Yow!Copy !req
409. Hold it, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
410. Let's just go through one shoe
at a time, shall we?Copy !req
411. Okay.Copy !req
412. Thank you.Copy !req
413. No, no, no. Off here.
Let me here. No.Copy !req
414. No, but... but... Brake.
No, but... Brake, brake, brake.Copy !req
415. All right, stop.
Brake, clutch.Copy !req
416. Okay, out of the car.Copy !req
417. Out.Copy !req
418. Wait, you guys. Make up your mind.
Who's gonna drive?Copy !req
419. You operate the gas. You operate
the brake. But not at the same time.Copy !req
420. Oh, come on, you guys.
Don't get ahead of me.Copy !req
421. Ah!Copy !req
422. Come on. You're not
in a Gene Kelly movie.Copy !req
423. Oh, hold on, you guys.
I'll let you in.Copy !req
424. I know the guy that lives here. Come on.
I'm gonna have to paint the door.Copy !req
425. I know the three of us
have had a long and tiring day...Copy !req
426. and I, for one, could use
a little shuteye.Copy !req
427. With your cooperation.
Thank you.Copy !req
428. Ah. Well, now let's
pop these puppies off and...Copy !req
429. Okay. Stay on.Copy !req
430. Look, you two.
I'm going to sleep now...Copy !req
431. and my legs are going
to sleep with me.Copy !req
432. Do you understand? Good.Copy !req
433. Thank you.Copy !req
434. Oh-owwwww! Owwww!Copy !req
435. Ah!Copy !req
436. Yah. Ohh.Copy !req
437. Wow.Copy !req
438. If I just had those shoes.Copy !req
439. - Hey, boy! I say, I say, boy!
- Hey, Dad.Copy !req
440. - Hey, Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
441. Can I have some new shoes?Copy !req
442. Son, I just bought you new basketball
shoes two months ago.Copy !req
443. Yeah, but I want some new ones.Copy !req
444. Utopian Flights.
They've got 'em all over the mall.Copy !req
445. Those $250 pair of showboat shoes.Copy !req
446. You think they're gonna make you
a better player, don't you?Copy !req
447. - No, but they'll give me an edge.
- An edge?Copy !req
448. You know what gives you
an edge, little man?Copy !req
449. Huh? Hard work.
Hard work and practice.Copy !req
450. Yeah, right.Copy !req
451. So you've worked hard. You played
every day of your life, I bet.Copy !req
452. Yeah, guess I have.Copy !req
453. So where did it get you?Copy !req
454. Listen, I made a mistake, all right?Copy !req
455. I could have played college ball,
and I could have gone pro.Copy !req
456. Listen to me when
I'm talkin' to you.Copy !req
457. But I messed up.Copy !req
458. I dropped out of school, and I didn't
get an education and that was it.Copy !req
459. So because you messed up,
I can't get the shoes?Copy !req
460. No. No.Copy !req
461. Because I messed up,
you can't mess up.Copy !req
462. Thinkin' you need things you don't.
You're listenin' to the wrong people, son.Copy !req
463. Well, when you're older,
you'll understand.Copy !req
464. When I'm older,
I'll end up just like you.Copy !req
465. Now let's
go to our sports center.Copy !req
466. And the Hornets announced todayCopy !req
467. they will play a very unusual
exhibition game in two weeks.Copy !req
468. The general manager revealed plans
to play an exhibition game...Copy !req
469. against the winner of
a City League tournament.Copy !req
470. Some of the City League players
have got pro-league-caliber talent.Copy !req
471. But these boys don't play for money.
They play for blood.Copy !req
472. The NBA meets the streets,
and I'll be there with bells on.Copy !req
473. Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?Copy !req
474. The Hornets are gonna play
the City League champs. Hey!Copy !req
475. I finally get a chance to play in front
of the pros. I gotta call the guys.Copy !req
476. Jackie. Jackie!Copy !req
477. Hey. Hey! Chance to play the pros, man.Copy !req
478. Oh, yeah, baby.Copy !req
479. And I'm finally gonna
get some competition.Copy !req
480. Why y'all so chipper?
We ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
481. - What do you mean?
- Yo, what's up with you, Barry, huh?Copy !req
482. Did you forget that
150-pound, scrawny,Copy !req
483. Gilligan-lookin' dodo
bird you saddled us with?Copy !req
484. I can deal with him.Copy !req
485. Yeah? Like you dealt
with him last night?Copy !req
486. And where's Ernest anyway?Copy !req
487. I guess the brother's
afraid to show, huh?Copy !req
488. Yeah, well, he better be,
if he knows what's good for him.Copy !req
489. Right behind you.Copy !req
490. I'm right with you. Hang on.Copy !req
491. Okay, I'm here. Now what?Copy !req
492. Come on. Be reasonable.Copy !req
493. It's dark, it's cold
and I've gotta go to work.Copy !req
494. Okay.Copy !req
495. Yaaa-haa!Copy !req
496. I don't know how many more of these
personal appearances they want you to...Copy !req
497. Excuse me. I'll catch up.Copy !req
498. Well, hello there,
Miss Terradiddle.Copy !req
499. Hi. You wanna buy a lottery ticket?
You can make a lot of money.Copy !req
500. Oh, really? Tell me.
How does it work?Copy !req
501. Well, you see the little waxy bit here?Copy !req
502. If you rub off two in a row,
you get lots and lots of money.Copy !req
503. And if you rub off three in a row,
you get even more money!Copy !req
504. Want one?Copy !req
505. Ernest, where have you been?Copy !req
506. Sorry, Barry. Sorry, fellas.Copy !req
507. I just had a little trouble
gettin' out of bed... safely.Copy !req
508. Yo, fellas, will you
check out homeboy's feet?Copy !req
509. Yo, Ernest, you didn't pay $250
for those shoes, did you, man?Copy !req
510. It seems as though Ernest's economics
have been significantly advanced.Copy !req
511. Uh, no, actually,
somebody gave them to me.Copy !req
512. I can't believe it.Copy !req
513. A grown man.
You're as bad as my boy.Copy !req
514. All right, let's get started.
We got a half an hour...Copy !req
515. if we're gonna get out of here
in time for the game.Copy !req
516. - Not tonight, you're not.
- Hey, Sarge.Copy !req
517. Uh, we got started a little early.Copy !req
518. We got a game...
City League Tournament.Copy !req
519. Mr. Ellis said if this place
doesn't shine like new...Copy !req
520. you guys are looking for a new gig,
and I don't think...Copy !req
521. the City League pays its players.Copy !req
522. Gotcha covered, Sarge.Copy !req
523. Like you had me covered
the other night, right?Copy !req
524. I'm going to eat,
and when I get back...Copy !req
525. if you're not here and
this mall isn't shining,Copy !req
526. don't bother coming
in tomorrow...Copy !req
527. because you've lost your contract.Copy !req
528. Do you understand, Barry?Copy !req
529. Yes, Sarge.Copy !req
530. I'm outta here.
I ain't gotta take this.Copy !req
531. There's a million
jobs better than this.Copy !req
532. You can do anything you want, T.J,
but I got a wife and a kid.Copy !req
533. We're gonna miss the game.
What about that?Copy !req
534. You wanna forfeit?Copy !req
535. This is totally unexpected.Copy !req
536. I've got an idea.
I'll stay. I'll finish up.Copy !req
537. Your ideas are gettin'
better, my brother.Copy !req
538. We be killin' two birds with one stone.Copy !req
539. Yeah, he stays, we play, we win.Copy !req
540. - Mm-hmm.
- You can't do this on your own.Copy !req
541. I won't let you down this time, Barry.Copy !req
542. It'll be clean; I guarantee it.
And the team needs to win this one.Copy !req
543. - Come on, man.
- Really.Copy !req
544. - Let's do it.
- Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
545. Let's go play some ball.Copy !req
546. I'm countin' on you, Ernest.Copy !req
547. What was that?Copy !req
548. Oh, don't worry, Barry.
Everything's under control.Copy !req
549. Don't ever do that again.Copy !req
550. If they hear you talkin' to me
or me talkin' to you...Copy !req
551. Oh, uh, hi, Miss Terradiddle.Copy !req
552. Just doing some yoga stretches,
you know, for the team.Copy !req
553. Well, uh, going home
for the evening, huh?Copy !req
554. Yeah, goin' home, Ernest.Copy !req
555. You, uh, thinkin' about
goin' to see the guys play?Copy !req
556. Well, I don't really like
basketball that much, Ernest.Copy !req
557. Unless there's somebody playin'
who I really like.Copy !req
558. Um, say, how come
you're not playin', Ernest?Copy !req
559. Well, uh, I'm kind of
a secret weapon.Copy !req
560. They hold me back until
the stakes get really high.Copy !req
561. It's just City League, you know?Copy !req
562. It just seems more fair that way,
kind of evens it up. Know what I mean?Copy !req
563. Yeah. I guess so.Copy !req
564. See ya later, Ernest. Bye.Copy !req
565. Bye, Miss Terradiddle.Copy !req
566. We'll do lunch.Copy !req
567. From the moment we met...Copy !req
568. I knew it would just be me...Copy !req
569. and you.Copy !req
570. Tryin' to play hard-to-get, huh?Copy !req
571. Ah,
sweetheart, they're playing our song.Copy !req
572. The one we danced to in that
smokey little club in Tangiers.Copy !req
573. Come. Let's dance
like there's no tomorrow.Copy !req
574. Oh, Erma...Copy !req
575. you, burning with desire...Copy !req
576. and I, alone, heartbroken...Copy !req
577. scrubbing an empty mall.Copy !req
578. And there's the tip-offCopy !req
579. The Clean Sweep are a picture
of form and grace...Copy !req
580. as they put the first points
on the board.Copy !req
581. - Yes! Ha-ha!
- Push up! Push up!Copy !req
582. Look out, Willie! Hey,
get him in there! Yeah!Copy !req
583. Yes, I do windows.Copy !req
584. The secret of success is the polish
and the power in the player.Copy !req
585. And the hang time.Copy !req
586. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
587. The Hackmore Antiques
look like little old ladies out there...Copy !req
588. against the slammin',
jammin' Clean Sweep.Copy !req
589. Dr. Love! This is for you, baby.Copy !req
590. Come on, Willie.
Take him, Willie. Take him!Copy !req
591. - Ohh!
- Whoo!Copy !req
592. - Showboat.
- Mr. Razzle Dazzle.Copy !req
593. - Come on!
- Ow!Copy !req
594. Barry, I can't let that man
play the second half.Copy !req
595. Find another player or you forfeit,
you understand?Copy !req
596. - Okay, Jake.
- Okay.Copy !req
597. I don't believe it!Copy !req
598. They don't call us
The Clean Sweep for nothin'.Copy !req
599. - I feel like slappin' you.
- Ah!Copy !req
600. - I feel like slappin' you.
- Ah!Copy !req
601. - What, do you want to forfeit?
- What else are we gonna do?Copy !req
602. Hey, you guys are winnin'!Copy !req
603. What are you doin' here? You're supposed
to be back at the mall to cover for us.Copy !req
604. - I finished.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
605. No, really. Sarge came back.
He was impressed.Copy !req
606. Ernest, I trusted you, man.Copy !req
607. I wouldn't let you down, Barry.Copy !req
608. - I don't believe this.
- Wait a minute. Play Ernest.Copy !req
609. - He's a registered player.
- I'd rather forfeit!Copy !req
610. Look, Barry, you gotta play him. If he
left the mall, you lost your contract.Copy !req
611. You wanna lose the game too?Copy !req
612. Barry, look. It won't work.
How we gonna win with an Ernest?Copy !req
613. - It's gotta work.
- It'll work.Copy !req
614. If I put you in the game, you
promise to stay out of the way?Copy !req
615. - Your wish is my command.Copy !req
616. There's the buzzer.Copy !req
617. Let's play ball.Copy !req
618. So, is it forfeit, Captain?Copy !req
619. No, sir. Our sixth man showed up.Copy !req
620. Let's play ball.Copy !req
621. William Bacon
has joined me on the WUSH mike.Copy !req
622. His substitute is an Ernest P. Worrell.Copy !req
623. At 5'9" and 143 pounds,
he's averaged no points...Copy !req
624. no rebounds and no steals.Copy !req
625. And one technical foul.Copy !req
626. Okay, fellas, let's have
a good, clean half.Copy !req
627. Twenty-eight, watch the handshakes.
Ready?Copy !req
628. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
629. Wait a minute.Copy !req
630. Okay, Ernest, I want you
to stand right here.Copy !req
631. I don't want you to touch the ball.
I don't want you to do anything, okay?Copy !req
632. Explaino comprendo, el Capitano.Copy !req
633. - Ready, Captain?
- Let's play.Copy !req
634. - And there's the tip-off!
- Get it, Ernest! Get it!Copy !req
635. Ernest! Ernest, why
didn't you get the ball?Copy !req
636. - You told me not to touch it.
- Well, I know I said not...Copy !req
637. I mean... Look, if the loose ball comes
to you again, just pick it up...Copy !req
638. and throw it back to me, okay?Copy !req
639. Clever.Copy !req
640. Red ball out of bounds.Copy !req
641. Hackmore Antiques
brings the ball in.Copy !req
642. It's one try at the hoop,
a miss and there it is!Copy !req
643. Two points for Raymond Boyd
of the Hackmore team.Copy !req
644. This game has been
a seesaw of points...Copy !req
645. as each team struggles
to edge the other out.Copy !req
646. There's the throw in,
the pass way down court.Copy !req
647. It glances off the number 17.
It's out.Copy !req
648. Way out!Copy !req
649. - Barry! Come on!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
650. - Did you see that?
- All right!Copy !req
651. Wow!Copy !req
652. Yo, baby! Let's go, baby!Copy !req
653. I'll get it, Barry.Copy !req
654. - Thanks.
- My pleasure.Copy !req
655. - Yeah!
- Way to go!Copy !req
656. Way to go, Ernest.Copy !req
657. Ya! Go, Ernest!Copy !req
658. - Get it, Ernest, get it!
- Okay.Copy !req
659. Yes, Ernest! Yes, Ernest!Copy !req
660. You have to see this man
to believe him.Copy !req
661. Ernest P. Worrell is all of 5'9"...Copy !req
662. It's nothin' short of phenomenal.Copy !req
663. Rebound! Rebound!Copy !req
664. - Go for it, Ernest.
- Really?Copy !req
665. Yes! Ernest!
You're the best, man.Copy !req
666. There's the buzzer!
And that's the game.Copy !req
667. Yes!Copy !req
668. - The Clean Sweep has
made a marvelous comeback.Copy !req
669. Yes, Ernest!Copy !req
670. - Way to go, Ernest!
- Throw another one like that!Copy !req
671. She's here!Copy !req
672. - She came!
- Ernest, come on, man. Come on. Let's go!Copy !req
673. Ernest! You're the best!Copy !req
674. Hey, Uncle Walter.
Give me some right there, Dad.Copy !req
675. All right, punkinhead.Copy !req
676. - Who's that doing all the jumping?
- Ernest.Copy !req
677. Did you see what he did?
He's incredible, isn't he?Copy !req
678. Yes, quite. Quite unique.
He must have something very special.Copy !req
679. I wonder what it is.Copy !req
680. The shoes.Copy !req
681. Ernest, I've always thought
you were a dumb redneck. Always.Copy !req
682. But let me tell you somethin'. You one
dumb redneck who can play some ball, baby.Copy !req
683. - Good game, Ernest!
- Thanks, T.J.Copy !req
684. Ernest, you were awesome, dude.
That last shot was incredible.Copy !req
685. Well, thanks, Quincy, but I
learned that watchin' your dad.Copy !req
686. Excuse me, fellas.
I don't mean to interrupt.Copy !req
687. I just wanted to say
good game, Mr. Worrell.Copy !req
688. I'm Zamiel Moloch...Copy !req
689. and I believe that you
are extremely talented.Copy !req
690. You have played
one interesting game, son.Copy !req
691. And I think that you are going
to become a very wealthy man.Copy !req
692. I'll be talking to you more.
I got my eye on you.Copy !req
693. Oh, and looking forward
to watching you fellasCopy !req
694. play against the
Charlotte Hornets.Copy !req
695. That is going to be
one very interesting game.Copy !req
696. Congratulations.Copy !req
697. I'll see you later.Copy !req
698. I bet that was one of those
pro scouts or sports agents.Copy !req
699. Looks like a
sports agent to me.Copy !req
700. Mm-hmm. And you know what?
He said he has his eye on you, Ernest.Copy !req
701. - You.
- Yeah, he did say that, didn't he?Copy !req
702. Yeah, and he can't wait for us
to shut down the Hornets, baby.Copy !req
703. Shut 'em down.
Shut 'em, shut 'em down.Copy !req
704. - Wicky, wicky, wicky.
- Everybody, just chill.Copy !req
705. We still gotta win this tournament.
Just gettin' ahead of yourselves.Copy !req
706. Ain't no stoppin'
The Clean Sweep, Barry.Copy !req
707. - Now that we got the redneck.
- Ah-ah.Copy !req
708. Now that we got Ernest
slammin' and jammin", baby.Copy !req
709. Was I slammin' and jammin'?Copy !req
710. You almost looked like me.Copy !req
711. How 'bout some of that
lemonade to celebrate with?Copy !req
712. Whoa!Copy !req
713. Yeah, the real stuff, not the mix.
The kind with the peels floatin' in it.Copy !req
714. Fresh.Copy !req
715. Thanks.Copy !req
716. All right, come on.
One on one. Let's go.Copy !req
717. Yes, Quincy! Way to hit, babe.Copy !req
718. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
We're just warmin' up.Copy !req
719. Hey, put that up again and I'll shove
it down your throat, little squirt.Copy !req
720. I told you. Don't mess with the big dog.Copy !req
721. All right, I got a dollar. I got a dollar.Copy !req
722. - All righty.
- Thanks.Copy !req
723. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
724. - Thanks.
- Yeah, my pleasure.Copy !req
725. Get down there, you squirt.Copy !req
726. And how 'bout you, little brother?
What do you want?Copy !req
727. I want $250.Copy !req
728. Let me rephrase that.
What do you need?Copy !req
729. I need new shoes,
so I can have the edge.Copy !req
730. Maybe you should look for it
in the right place.Copy !req
731. Huh?Copy !req
732. Come on!Copy !req
733. Whoo! Put it on, baby! Put it on!Copy !req
734. - Go, Dad!
- Oh, yeah. That's all it is.Copy !req
735. Two, baby. Let's go, baby.Copy !req
736. Go, baby! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
737. The Clean Sweep are chewin' up
the Kik-a-kee Smoked Fish...Copy !req
738. and spittin' them out
in this one-sided competition.Copy !req
739. - Ernest!
- I got it.Copy !req
740. - The Clean Sweep are unstoppable.
- Slam and jam.Copy !req
741. Coke, please?Copy !req
742. Sir.Copy !req
743. Oh!Copy !req
744. Six.Copy !req
745. It's tiptoe through
the Tulips as the Clean Sweep...Copy !req
746. travel through the garden of the
Tulip Brothers' failed defensive plan.Copy !req
747. The City League teams keep burrowing
away as Ernest flies to victory...Copy !req
748. with The Clean Sweep
as the ground crew.Copy !req
749. Could I have a dog, please?Copy !req
750. Thanks.Copy !req
751. Thanks.Copy !req
752. The boy! The boy!Copy !req
753. Welcome to
another Thursday night...Copy !req
754. and The Clean Sweep are at it again.Copy !req
755. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
756. - Yeah!
- Go, Ernest! Go, Ernest! Go!Copy !req
757. - It looks like
in just a few moments...Copy !req
758. The Clean Sweep will be
off to play the pros.Copy !req
759. Hang time.Copy !req
760. And The Clean Sweep
wins the City League Tournament.Copy !req
761. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
762. They are the City League champions!Copy !req
763. - Good game.
- Big E!Copy !req
764. - Yeah, baby.
- Big E!Copy !req
765. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
766. - Yeah, mama!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
767. What?Copy !req
768. Now what's the matter?Copy !req
769. Erma comes to the game to see me...Copy !req
770. - and you won't let me enjoy
a single minute of it.Copy !req
771. Are you jealous? You can't be.
You're just a pair of shoes.Copy !req
772. I'll call her.Copy !req
773. That was low.Copy !req
774. So, think you're smart, do you?Copy !req
775. Well, watch this.Copy !req
776. I showed you.Copy !req
777. Let's see. T-E-T-T.Copy !req
778. Terradiddle. Terradiddle.Copy !req
779. Terradiddle, Terradiddle,
Terradiddle, Terradiddle.Copy !req
780. Three pages of Terradiddles?Copy !req
781. They must have settled the area.Copy !req
782. D-E-E-E. Erma!
Erma G. Terradiddle.Copy !req
783. No!Copy !req
784. Uh-oh.Copy !req
785. And now for the winning lottery
numbers for the $10 million jackpot.Copy !req
786. Six-four-three...Copy !req
787. eight and two.Copy !req
788. Those are tonight's
winning numbers.Copy !req
789. Hello?Copy !req
790. Uh, uh, hello, Erma?Copy !req
791. Uh, this is your
B-ball star, Ernest.Copy !req
792. Oh, hi, Ernest.Copy !req
793. Gosh, you were so good last night.Copy !req
794. You hear that?Copy !req
795. Uh, gee, thanks, Erma.Copy !req
796. Uh, listen, Erma...Copy !req
797. I was just wondering, ahem...Copy !req
798. since we won the, uh,
the tournament and all...Copy !req
799. if maybe you'd be interested in...Copy !req
800. going to the, uh...Copy !req
801. victory, uh, celebration dinner with me.Copy !req
802. Oh, Ernest, that's
so thoughtful of you.Copy !req
803. I mean that you would think
to invite me to something so special.Copy !req
804. I'm so flattered.Copy !req
805. But I can't go.Copy !req
806. I have to sit with my poor old
grandmother, who has the chicken pox.Copy !req
807. You understand.Copy !req
808. Well, yeah, sure.Copy !req
809. I-I understand, Erma.Copy !req
810. I mean, your grandmother
can't go out in public...Copy !req
811. with all those little pimply things
all over her face and stuff.Copy !req
812. I'm so sorry. Maybe
some other time, huh?Copy !req
813. Y-Yeah. Maybe when
the-the boils clear up.Copy !req
814. Yeah, when they scab over.Copy !req
815. Yeah. Well, uh, bye-bye.Copy !req
816. Bye.Copy !req
817. So how'd I do?Copy !req
818. You did just fine.Copy !req
819. Do you really have the
winning lottery ticket?Copy !req
820. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
821. - Can I see it?
- First, a little lesson in...Copy !req
822. temptation.Copy !req
823. Oh, wow.Copy !req
824. Oh! Thanks.Copy !req
825. Put it up!Copy !req
826. - Hope you're winnin'.
- Yeah! I'm beatin' the Hornets by six.Copy !req
827. All right. Let's just hope the
real thing goes the same way.Copy !req
828. This is my chance, man. Pros are finally
gonna get to see what I can do.Copy !req
829. They won't be looking at you, Dad.
They'll be looking at Ernest.Copy !req
830. I tell ya, I was never really hurt.Copy !req
831. - So why was you cryin' then?
- Hey, Kevin.Copy !req
832. - Hey! You are the man.
- What up, Cap?Copy !req
833. What's up? What's goin' on?
Hey, is this everybody?Copy !req
834. Everybody but Ernest.Copy !req
835. Brake. No, clutch.
No, brake, brake.Copy !req
836. Come on, you guys.
I know, I know.Copy !req
837. It's a big night for me too.Copy !req
838. Okay, okay, that's it.Copy !req
839. I'm operatin' the gas and the brake
with my hands from this day forward.Copy !req
840. Now calm down, both of you. Stop.Copy !req
841. Good.Copy !req
842. Danzo's. This is it.Copy !req
843. I loved the ambience.Copy !req
844. I loved the salmon.
Wasn't the salmon wonderful?Copy !req
845. Oh, it was delicious.Copy !req
846. - Good evening, sir. Valet?
- Oh, the keys are in it.Copy !req
847. - Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
848. It's not me.
It's these shoes.Copy !req
849. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
850. Wow. I've never been in a restaurant
without a drive-through window before.Copy !req
851. Right this way, Mr. Worrell.Copy !req
852. Ooh, fancy. Look.
Real cloth napkins.Copy !req
853. - Whoa.
- Nothin' but the finest, my brother.Copy !req
854. As they say in Rome,
to the victors go the spoils.Copy !req
855. We don't want the spoiled stuff.
Shouldn't the victors get the fresh stuff?Copy !req
856. - Mmm!
- Oh, come on, Ernest. Let's eat.Copy !req
857. Some fine champagne,
huh, Mr. Worrell? Ha-ha!Copy !req
858. Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'd like to propose
a toast before we begin.Copy !req
859. Okay now,
The Clean Sweep have come a long way.Copy !req
860. Well?Copy !req
861. - And we have fought an uphill battle.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
862. But there's been one man that saw us
through. I'd like to propose a toast...Copy !req
863. to the most valuable player
of The Clean Sweep...Copy !req
864. Mr. Ernest P. Worrell, my man.Copy !req
865. All right.Copy !req
866. Go, Ernest. Go, Ernest.
Get busy. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
867. Yea, Ernest! Ho! Whoo!Copy !req
868. - Ernest, can I have an autograph?
- Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
869. Mine or somebody else's?Copy !req
870. It's the shoes, isn't it?Copy !req
871. - Huh?
- It's the shoes.Copy !req
872. Uh, no, no.
Uh, it's the Worrell moves. You know.Copy !req
873. - It's that hit-and-run method...
- What a lovely moment. This is wonderful.Copy !req
874. Excuse me, fellas.
I hate to intrude like this.Copy !req
875. Erma?Copy !req
876. - Erma?
- Miss Terradiddle?Copy !req
877. - That's Erma?
- Oh, Ernest, you're the greatest.Copy !req
878. Oh, you are so exciting.Copy !req
879. But, Erma, what about
your grandmother?Copy !req
880. Oh, lucky for us,
her pox scabbed over.Copy !req
881. Yeah.
Lucky scabs.Copy !req
882. Ernest, when I'm close to you like this,
my heart beats so hard.Copy !req
883. Can ya hear it?Copy !req
884. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
885. Listen, guys, I need Ernest
for about ten minutes, okay?Copy !req
886. Ernie, baby, got some very
important people for you to meet.Copy !req
887. It'll only take a minute.Copy !req
888. - We'll take a short limo ride.
- Ah! Limo?Copy !req
889. - Like in limousine?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
890. - Does it have a TV?
- Oh, it has a wide-screen TV.Copy !req
891. These are very influential people
waiting to meet you, very influential.Copy !req
892. - Very.
- Very.Copy !req
893. - Influential.
- Very. Very.Copy !req
894. Come with me, you big hunk you.Copy !req
895. Ernest, won't take a moment.
This way to the limo.Copy !req
896. - Does it have a Jacuzzi?
- With lots of bubbles.Copy !req
897. Funny guy.
I mean, I love this guy.Copy !req
898. Come on. Come on. This way.Copy !req
899. Ernest, your life is about to change...Copy !req
900. and all your dreams
are about to come true.Copy !req
901. Oh! Ow!
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
902. - Ernest, what's the matter?
- Come on. Not now.Copy !req
903. Oh, just a little dance fever.Copy !req
904. Come on. We gotta talk about this.Copy !req
905. Stop it! Now. Ahem.Copy !req
906. We're going to walk over there
and get in that limo...Copy !req
907. and we're going to
behave ourselves,Copy !req
908. or we're going to walk
through the dog poop again.Copy !req
909. Good.Copy !req
910. Cured. Miss Terradiddle?Copy !req
911. Allow me.Copy !req
912. - Oh. Ha.
- This happens to me all the time.Copy !req
913. After you.Copy !req
914. Ow!Copy !req
915. Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Terradiddle.Copy !req
916. Really, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
917. Ernest, I think
you're gonna like this.Copy !req
918. Golly, bob howdy.
This is bigger than Waylon's limo.Copy !req
919. - Nothing is bigger than Waylon's limo.
- Nothing.Copy !req
920. Ernest, there's no doubt in my mind
you're gonna be a major star in the NBA.Copy !req
921. Gosh, I don't know about that.
I'm just...Copy !req
922. No, you are a star, Ernest.Copy !req
923. And you'll be making a lot of money.Copy !req
924. - Oh, yeah?
- It's a done deal. You're on your way.Copy !req
925. What a glorious future
you're gonna have.Copy !req
926. Gosh, just think:
me, a star in the NBA...Copy !req
927. playin' basketball with the big boys.Copy !req
928. Yes, and you'll be
making lots of money.Copy !req
929. - Lots?
- Cash.Copy !req
930. Ohh!Copy !req
931. Fine champagne, huh, Mr. Worrell?Copy !req
932. Just think of it.
You will be adored by fans.Copy !req
933. You will take their breath away with
each move of those million-dollar legs.Copy !req
934. You will be a sport phenomenon.Copy !req
935. Your fame will be respected
throughout the world.Copy !req
936. Over the whole big, wide world.Copy !req
937. The media will
eat you up like ice cream.Copy !req
938. Don't misuse the shoes.Copy !req
939. - Everyone will want to eat what you eat.
- And drink what you drink.Copy !req
940. And go where you go.Copy !req
941. - And they'll give you even more money!
- Yeah.Copy !req
942. Over the school, around the pizza joint,
off the twins' trampoline...Copy !req
943. through the double wide,
nothing but net.Copy !req
944. But it's not enough
just to play like a star.Copy !req
945. You've gotta look like a star.Copy !req
946. - Look like a star.
- And you can...Copy !req
947. because you're so gorgeous.Copy !req
948. Yeah, gorgeous.Copy !req
949. New for this fall
from Armano Giorganni...Copy !req
950. the complete Ernest line for men.Copy !req
951. Here comes Ernest now
in a flash-scare ensemble...Copy !req
952. that hails to the grandeur
of the Ottoman empire.Copy !req
953. Yes, your man will say, "Golly bob,
I don't know how to thank you"...Copy !req
954. when he puts on the comfy,
virile look of Ernest.Copy !req
955. I don't think that outfit
goes with the shoes.Copy !req
956. Money, money.Copy !req
957. And me. And more money.Copy !req
958. And me. And more money.Copy !req
959. - And me.
- Listen to her.Copy !req
960. - Stay out of this.
- Ernest...Copy !req
961. you can have anything you want.Copy !req
962. - Yes, Mr. Worrell. Anything.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
963. - And you.
- And me.Copy !req
964. - And money. And you.
- And money. And me.Copy !req
965. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.Copy !req
966. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.Copy !req
967. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.Copy !req
968. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.Copy !req
969. And more money.Copy !req
970. Ernest, why don't you
tell your friends...Copy !req
971. that you can't work tonight?Copy !req
972. Oh, I don't know.
I usually stay and help the guys...Copy !req
973. You're the star, not them.Copy !req
974. You're the only one anyone
cares about, including me...Copy !req
975. and don't you forget it.Copy !req
976. Ooh, I just love those muscles.Copy !req
977. - Come here.
- Whoa, oh, oh.Copy !req
978. - Good boy. Come on.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
979. - This way.
- Yes, I'm right here, dear.Copy !req
980. Here's a good boy. Come on.
I'm right with you.Copy !req
981. Okay. Here. Let me get the door.Copy !req
982. - Ow!
- Oh, you're all right.Copy !req
983. - Yes, I am. Yeah, how silly.
- Come on.Copy !req
984. Hey, Ernest!Copy !req
985. Yo, Ernest! What's up, my brother?Copy !req
986. Looks like Ern's been distracted.
Got his hands full.Copy !req
987. Can't see us right now.Copy !req
988. How was the limo ride?
Did you have a TV?Copy !req
989. - Yeah, but no cable.
- Where have you been?Copy !req
990. We waited at the restaurant,
and now we have to finish these floors.Copy !req
991. Or have you forgotten that we play
the Charlotte Hornets tomorrow?Copy !req
992. He has some unfinished business
to attend to.Copy !req
993. You see, gentlemen, when you're a star,
you not only have to act like a star.Copy !req
994. You have to be a star.Copy !req
995. So I'll catch you on the court, sport.Copy !req
996. Man, oh, man,
Ernest got it goin' on.Copy !req
997. You would too if you had hang time
long enough to grow a beard.Copy !req
998. - Get back to work.
- Whoo!Copy !req
999. - Ernest.
- Did you see, baby?Copy !req
1000. Come on, Quincy.Copy !req
1001. It's way past your bedtime, mister.
Put your bike up and go on to bed.Copy !req
1002. I bet Ernest doesn't
have to go to bed.Copy !req
1003. Put your bike up.Copy !req
1004. You know, Quincy,Copy !req
1005. Ernest has to work just as hard as the
rest of us to play as well as he has.Copy !req
1006. Hard work has paid off for Ernest.Copy !req
1007. - Quincy.
- Come on, Dad.Copy !req
1008. Ernest put on those shoes and blew you...
And all your hard work away.Copy !req
1009. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
1010. Hey, hey, hey, Quincy.Copy !req
1011. - Come on, guys. Let's do it.
- Man, I can't believe...Copy !req
1012. we get to the biggest game in the history
of the planet and Ernest bugs out.Copy !req
1013. - All right, guys.
- They don't look too happy.Copy !req
1014. Of course they're not.Copy !req
1015. It's a waste of their time to
come down here and kick our butts.Copy !req
1016. And now, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1017. the moment you've all
been waiting for.Copy !req
1018. It's the mighty magnum
of basketball brilliance.Copy !req
1019. It's the hippest hoopster
of the hardwood.Copy !req
1020. It's the blizzard of the backboard...Copy !req
1021. the alpha omega of the hoop world.Copy !req
1022. It's the hardest-working Cracker
in basketball.Copy !req
1023. What is that?Copy !req
1024. - It's Ernest!
- It's Ernest, man. My main man!Copy !req
1025. Ernie Ali Al Worrell!Copy !req
1026. When did Ernest
become a Black Muslim?Copy !req
1027. Ernest!Copy !req
1028. Here. Allow me.Copy !req
1029. - Yeah!
- Okay, guys, let's huddle up.Copy !req
1030. All right, listen.
This is an NBA pro team.Copy !req
1031. Now, we're gonna start
out in the two-three zone,Copy !req
1032. see which way
they're comin' from.Copy !req
1033. - T, I want you to throw the ball in.
- Barry.Copy !req
1034. Barry, please, spare us
the strategy rap.Copy !req
1035. All you have to remember
is to throw me the ball.Copy !req
1036. Feed me the pill. Pass me the rock.Copy !req
1037. And leave everything else up to me.Copy !req
1038. Know what I mean?Copy !req
1039. This is Dr. Love at the sidelines,
pitchin' the pro game...Copy !req
1040. straight to ya over WUSH.Copy !req
1041. One, two, three, go!Copy !req
1042. And the Hornets have taken the floor.Copy !req
1043. - Okay.
- Let's do this. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1044. Let's go, Clean Sweep.Copy !req
1045. The Clean Sweep take
their position on the floor.Copy !req
1046. And it looks like the Hornets
are ready for this game,Copy !req
1047. as their center comes to face...Copy !req
1048. our own Ernie Ali Worrell.Copy !req
1049. And there's the jump ball.Copy !req
1050. Holy flash! Did ya see that?Copy !req
1051. That's right.Copy !req
1052. And that's the first two points
with Ernest dunkin' the ball...Copy !req
1053. with enough hang time to write
his name on the backboard.Copy !req
1054. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1055. The Hornets bring the ball down into
Sweep territory and set up a play.Copy !req
1056. Hey, T. baby. T. baby.Copy !req
1057. Oh, yeah, my man!Copy !req
1058. This guy is awesome.Copy !req
1059. Is the ball in the air yet?Copy !req
1060. I'm clear! I'm clear!Copy !req
1061. I believe so.Copy !req
1062. And there goes Ernest.Copy !req
1063. Hoo-whoo!Copy !req
1064. That was a three-pointer.
He turns it into a two?Copy !req
1065. Come on now.Copy !req
1066. Way to go, Barry!Copy !req
1067. A little gump dunk.Copy !req
1068. Was that fantastic?Copy !req
1069. The crowd is enthralled
with Ernest P. Worrell.Copy !req
1070. And he is so gracious
to his adoring fans.Copy !req
1071. What you got? Huh? I gotcha.
You can't go around me.Copy !req
1072. Oh, no!Copy !req
1073. - Thirty-two. Run number two.
- I got it.Copy !req
1074. Don't you love team sports?Copy !req
1075. Ernest is determined
to crush these Hornets all by himself.Copy !req
1076. Oh, Ernest!Copy !req
1077. This just in on exhibition games
around the country.Copy !req
1078. The Charlotte Hornets
are getting trounced...Copy !req
1079. by a City League team who
call themselves Clean Sweep.Copy !req
1080. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
1081. The score is 36 to 4 in the middle
of the second quarter.Copy !req
1082. How can this be?Copy !req
1083. A City League team knocking the
daylights out of the Charlotte Hornets?Copy !req
1084. And it's all because of one man:Copy !req
1085. Ernest... Ernest P...
Ernest P. something.Copy !req
1086. Ernest... Ernest P. Worrell.Copy !req
1087. He is being a one-man team
in this match...Copy !req
1088. and the Hornets have nothing
to combat this fly guy.Copy !req
1089. Let's take you to the action where our
travel cam sports crew have just arrived.Copy !req
1090. This is absolutely the most incredible
thing the sports cruiser has ever seen.Copy !req
1091. This Ernest character is
literally punishing the Hornets.Copy !req
1092. They're not happy about it.Copy !req
1093. Their coach is not happy about
it, and it looks like...Copy !req
1094. Ernest's own team is not
all that happy about it.Copy !req
1095. There's the half-time buzzer...Copy !req
1096. and what a half it's been.Copy !req
1097. My, oh, my.Copy !req
1098. Ernest, you look
like NBA material out there.Copy !req
1099. That's because I am NBA material.Copy !req
1100. How did you manage to outscore
an entire pro team?Copy !req
1101. Quite nicely, I thought.Copy !req
1102. You got a wonderful future.
What are your plans?Copy !req
1103. That's it, boys. That's enough.Copy !req
1104. I've got to go freshen up now.Copy !req
1105. We'll do lunch.Copy !req
1106. Ernest, Ernest, what are
your plans for the future?Copy !req
1107. No, really, that's all.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1108. Thank you.Copy !req
1109. Hey, you guys. We're
really trompin' 'em, huh?Copy !req
1110. - We ain't doin' nothin', Ernest.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1111. - You doin' it, Big E.
- You doin' it all.Copy !req
1112. Well, hey, I thought if
we could win this game...Copy !req
1113. - We just gonna watch you play.
- But we're a team.Copy !req
1114. Define "team."Copy !req
1115. We don't wanna make you
look bad, know what I mean?Copy !req
1116. Excuse me, Air Ernie.Copy !req
1117. I could make some lemonade.Copy !req
1118. Ernest, you're the greatest. You're
the best player in the whole world.Copy !req
1119. - Well, what about your dad?
- Ah, he's nothing...Copy !req
1120. and never will be.Copy !req
1121. But you're a star. When I grow up,
I wanna be just like you.Copy !req
1122. Hey, Ernest! That's the buzzer.Copy !req
1123. Come on. Hurry up.
Come on, man.Copy !req
1124. Did ya hear that?Copy !req
1125. Now, on top of everything else, I've
turned this little kid against his dad.Copy !req
1126. - Yeah, some star.Copy !req
1127. Oh, yeah? Well, you
were partly to blame.Copy !req
1128. - If you hadn't acted
so high and mighty and...Copy !req
1129. But if we do that,
we could lose, and...Copy !req
1130. Well, I guess it would help
Barry and little Quincy.Copy !req
1131. Ouch! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1132. Stop squeezin' my toes. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1133. Stop it. Okay. Okay, I'm with you.Copy !req
1134. Okay, wait.Copy !req
1135. - Well, when's he comin' out?
- Who cares?Copy !req
1136. The Clean Sweep take the floor,
but where's the man of the hour?Copy !req
1137. Where's Ernest?Copy !req
1138. There he is,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1139. The man! The superstar!Copy !req
1140. Ernest, we love you!Copy !req
1141. Ernest flips to Barry Worth.
Worth passes it back to Worrell.Copy !req
1142. Worrell to Worth, Worth to Worrell,
Worrell... It's stolen!Copy !req
1143. What's wrong with you, man?
Take the ball and shoot it.Copy !req
1144. And the Hornets score!Copy !req
1145. - What's goin' on out there?
- We got it.Copy !req
1146. What has happened to
this Clean Sweep team?Copy !req
1147. The star, Ernest P. Worrell,
keeps passing the ball off.Copy !req
1148. All right, all right.
Over here!Copy !req
1149. T! T! Off! Off!
Way to go, Barry!Copy !req
1150. Okay, rebound.
I got the rebound. Move!Copy !req
1151. What's with you? Stop 'em!Copy !req
1152. - Good idea.
- Shoot it! Shoot it!Copy !req
1153. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1154. - Yeah, yeah! All right!
- Get out of the way.Copy !req
1155. We comin' back.
We comin' back.Copy !req
1156. Man, I can't believe this.Copy !req
1157. - Get this close.
- Wake up, Ernest.Copy !req
1158. Look, wake up, brother! Wake up! Unh!Copy !req
1159. - He's not wakin' up.
- Oh, yeah, he will. Watch this.Copy !req
1160. Ow. Yeow.Copy !req
1161. Ouch. That hurt.Copy !req
1162. Come on, Ernest.
Snap out of it, okay?Copy !req
1163. We gotta finish the game.
Now come on.Copy !req
1164. I can't. You guys do it.Copy !req
1165. I'm hurt. Uh, old football injury.
Redskins. You know.Copy !req
1166. Come on, Ernest. We can't
win this thing without you.Copy !req
1167. Sure, you can. You guys can win it.
You're a team.Copy !req
1168. You're a basketball
machine, remember?Copy !req
1169. You guys can do it.Copy !req
1170. Hard work will do it.Copy !req
1171. You're right, Ernest.
Let's go, guys.Copy !req
1172. All right, let's do it.
Hard work, baby, hard work.Copy !req
1173. - Clean Sweep!
- Let's do this!Copy !req
1174. The Clean Sweep team has taken the floor
without their star, Ernest.Copy !req
1175. Stand by. We may be
switching to midget racing.Copy !req
1176. The Hornets
have come back hard and fast...Copy !req
1177. without Clean Sweep superstar
to stand in their way.Copy !req
1178. Things are turnin' out for the worst
for the boys in blue.Copy !req
1179. What are you doing? You're kissing
a $5 million contract good-bye?Copy !req
1180. You're a star. You can't quit.
You're blowing the whole deal!Copy !req
1181. - I blew the whole deal.
- What? You were on the top!Copy !req
1182. What do you want? Anything.Copy !req
1183. You name it.
The world can be yours, man.Copy !req
1184. Just finish the game.Copy !req
1185. I wanted to be on the team,
and I'm not, and it's my own fault.Copy !req
1186. - What about me, Ernest?
- You're not what I thought.Copy !req
1187. You're making a big mistake,
Mr. Worrell.Copy !req
1188. No, I'm not. Now get away from me
and leave me alone.Copy !req
1189. - Oh, Ernest.
- Both of you.Copy !req
1190. Get away from me and leave me alone.Copy !req
1191. You are going to be very sorry.Copy !req
1192. What is he doing?
Ernest is givin' up his shoes?Copy !req
1193. Well.Copy !req
1194. I guess he thought it was
the right thing to do.Copy !req
1195. Willie! Hey, Willie!Copy !req
1196. Come on!Copy !req
1197. - I got up. I got up!
- The Hornets have it again.Copy !req
1198. The shot. Oh, off the rim,
and Barry Worth on the rebound.Copy !req
1199. He's down the court.Copy !req
1200. He's up there.
That's two for the sweep!Copy !req
1201. For what it's worth, it's Barry Worth.
He is reachin' deep.Copy !req
1202. He just blew off two of the best
defense players of the NBA!Copy !req
1203. Barry is keepin' the Sweep on top.Copy !req
1204. Go!Copy !req
1205. I taught them everything they know.Copy !req
1206. - T.J!
- What?Copy !req
1207. What you talkin' about a foul?
You gotta wake up and watch the game.Copy !req
1208. That wasn't no foul. What are you
talkin' about? When was it a foul?Copy !req
1209. And with just five seconds left,
T.J. Wilson has fouled out.Copy !req
1210. T.J! Come on, T.J.Copy !req
1211. - T.J!
- T.J, just chill.Copy !req
1212. Ernest, you gotta come in, man,
or we're through.Copy !req
1213. Yeah, Ernest, go on in.Copy !req
1214. - I don't know, fellas.
- Ernest, it's what you must do.Copy !req
1215. Come on, Ernest.Copy !req
1216. But what if I cause us to
lose and we look really bad?Copy !req
1217. Ernest, that doesn't matter,
because you're part of the team.Copy !req
1218. You mean I'm really part of the team?Copy !req
1219. Yes, you're really part of the team.Copy !req
1220. You mean I'm really, really,
really, really, really, really...Copy !req
1221. really, really part of the team?Copy !req
1222. - Really. - Really.
- Really part of the team.Copy !req
1223. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
1224. - Clean Sweep!
- All right, baby, let's go!Copy !req
1225. You're really on the team, Ernest.
Hurry. Go!Copy !req
1226. I'm out of here.Copy !req
1227. Come on, baby, go!Copy !req
1228. Here we go. Seconds to go,
and the Hornets lead by one.Copy !req
1229. Barry Worth has done an amazing job
leading the City League champs.Copy !req
1230. Barry Worth is definitely
an NBA-caliber player.Copy !req
1231. - Come on! Pop it!
- Right here!Copy !req
1232. Ernest! Shoot!
Shoot it, Ernest! Throw it up!Copy !req
1233. Shoot the ball.
Shoot the ball!Copy !req
1234. I know what you're thinking.
Don't shoot, Ernest.Copy !req
1235. It would be better if
you passed the ball.Copy !req
1236. Shoot the ball!
Shoot it, Ernie!Copy !req
1237. Don't shoot it, Ernest.Copy !req
1238. - Shoot the ball.
- Ernest, don't shoot it!Copy !req
1239. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1240. Clean Sweep does it again.Copy !req
1241. Boy, yeah! Baby boy! All right!Copy !req
1242. Way to go, Barry.Copy !req
1243. That was quite a game
you played, Mr. Worth.Copy !req
1244. Thanks, but the rest of the team,
they played great. I mean...Copy !req
1245. We'd like to talk to you
in private, if we can.Copy !req
1246. Sure. Why?Copy !req
1247. We're a couple of pro scouts, and we're
always looking for a talent like yours.Copy !req
1248. - Come on, son.
- All right!Copy !req
1249. Yeah, that was great, wasn't it?Copy !req
1250. Yeah, we won it! We did it!Copy !req
1251. We did it! Ha-ha!Copy !req
1252. I'm sorry I took these shoes.Copy !req
1253. I just saw 'em, and I couldn't resist.Copy !req
1254. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1255. So, you figured out that I
was after Quincy all along.Copy !req
1256. I had that kid the moment
he laid eyes on those shoes.Copy !req
1257. But you didn't see
Ernest coming, Zamiel.Copy !req
1258. - You lost big time.
- I gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
1259. Usin' the yahoo with the brown hat
and the magic shoes.Copy !req
1260. That was brilliant.
I was totally blindsided.Copy !req
1261. I figured you'd be up
to your same old tricks.Copy !req
1262. They work most of the time.Copy !req
1263. But not this time.Copy !req
1264. Wait a minute. How did you know
Ernest would make the right decision?Copy !req
1265. For that matter, how did you know
Ernest would become Quincy's role model?Copy !req
1266. - You cheated.
- It's chess, baby.Copy !req
1267. I was three moves ahead.Copy !req
1268. But... But I had help. I'm not sayin'
I did this on my own, you know.Copy !req
1269. You won this one, all right.Copy !req
1270. Maybe the next time
Quincy crosses your path...Copy !req
1271. he'll recognize you.Copy !req
1272. Enjoyed the game. 'Til next time.Copy !req
1273. Shall we take our leave,
Miss Terradiddle?Copy !req
1274. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where
the Phillies are playing this week,Copy !req
1275. would you?Copy !req
1276. Didn't think so.
Oh, for you, my dear.Copy !req
1277. - The winning lottery ticket.
- Oh. For me?Copy !req
1278. Ooh.Copy !req
1279. Will I make lots of money?Copy !req
1280. Oh, yes, very expensive money.Copy !req
1281. - Anybody else want some Clean Sweep?
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
1282. I always knew. We swept.Copy !req
1283. Just pass me the pill
and I'm ready to go.Copy !req
1284. - Finally gonna get my shot.
- Hey, Dad!Copy !req
1285. Hey, hey! What's up?Copy !req
1286. - Did you win?
- We did it.Copy !req
1287. I knew you could do it.
I'm proud of you.Copy !req
1288. Hey, where you been?Copy !req
1289. Doing some very hard work.Copy !req
1290. Let's go home.Copy !req
1291. Ah, the sweet smell of victory.Copy !req
1292. And all it took was
my spider-like reflexes...Copy !req
1293. my dazzling hand-eye coordination...Copy !req
1294. and, of course, a little fancy
footwork, know what I mean?Copy !req
1295. Wah! Ah!Copy !req
1296. Ahhh!Copy !req