1. Shoot it! Yea!
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2. - I got him.
- All right, let's go.
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4. Emile! Emile!
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5. Okay, do it again. Come on.
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6. - Oh, no!
- Ernest?
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7. Pass me the ball. Ernest,
pass it to me, okay?
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8. Ernest, no. I know what you're thinking.
Don't shoot it.
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9. It would be better to
just pass me the ball.
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10. Ernest, don't shoot it!
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11. Whoa!
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12. Are you okay? I'm real sorry.
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13. Oh!
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14. You all right?
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15. - Yeah, baby, yeah!
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16. - Hey, yeah.
- See that?
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17. The grace? The agility?
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18. That's it. That's basketball.
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19. It's like a romance
with the ball. It's...
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20. It's like a dance with the hoop,
know what I mean?
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21. So I guess you think you can
take it to the hoop now, Ernie.
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22. Yo, you think you could jam like that?
Yeah.
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23. Don't get him started, all right?
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24. If you fellas would just give me
a chance, I could show ya.
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25. I'm a player. I'm a jock.
I'm in the zone.
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26. - You're in the zone all right, Ernest.
- Yeah, the Twilight Zone.
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27. Brother, I'm gonna let ya in on a
little secret, Ernest. You're short.
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28. Short!
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29. You remember Yoda? Well, you're kinda
Yoda-ish. And you're clumsy, Ernest.
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30. Very clumsy.
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31. You're not just white, baby.
You're whiter than white.
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32. You're a redneck!
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33. - Right in the back.
- Guys, guys, that's enough.
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34. - You crazy, Ernie.
- Let's go. You, too, Ernest.
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35. All right, guys, come on.
We got work to do.
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36. Hey, fellas? Last chance
to buy some lottery tickets.
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37. - Ahh.
- You can win lots of money.
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38. - Stay away from me, woman.
- Oh, come on.
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39. - Uh-uh, baby, no way. Not on that scam.
- Hi, Erma.
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40. Hi.
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41. Snap out of it, man.
She is way out of your league.
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42. - Come on. Stop whinin'.
- Ohh.
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43. Okay, let's wrap her up, folks.
Last autograph.
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44. The mall is closing. Tomorrow we
gotta be in L.A. for a Lakers game.
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45. I'm so sorry. Bye-bye.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
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46. - Make sure he's on time.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Moloch.
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47. Hey, big guy, good job.
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48. Nice shoes, huh, kid?
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49. Yeah. If I had those shoes...
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50. If you have those shoes,
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51. Everybody plays, but the winners...
They have the edge.
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52. Really?
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53. - I'd give anything to have those shoes.
- Now you're talkin'.
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54. Kid, desire is 90% of the game.
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55. If you want somethin',
you just gotta go for it.
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56. Yeah, if I just had those shoes.
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57. We're out of here, Barry. Don't forget
the alarm when you're done.
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58. - Right, Chief.
- What's up, Quincy?
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59. Later on, Chief.
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60. - Hi, Dad.
- Quincy, get on home.
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61. See ya at the house.
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62. Gentlemen. It's show time.
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63. - All right.
- Oh, yeah.
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64. Here we go!
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65. Let's hustle.
City League Tournament starts tomorrow.
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66. Mr. Moloch and the other scouts
will be watching us.
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67. Whee! All right, let's do this,
let's do this, let's do this.
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68. Let's do this. Let's do this, baby.
Let's do this.
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69. Let's do this again.
Oh, let's do this, baby.
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70. This is your medicine woman...
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71. Dr. Love on the mighty WUSH.
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72. Oh, my Nubian sister
has a voice from heaven.
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73. I'd like to send this one
out to Laquita and Tommy...
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74. Chantelle and the King,
and to the players on The Clean Sweep.
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75. Go, baby, go!
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76. Whoo! All right, come on, baby. Go!
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77. Let's do it again.
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78. Come on, baby.
Let's get a free throw for Willie!
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79. Come on, you guys. Hit me. Hit me.
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80. Hit me. I'm in the open.
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81. Open does it. Hit me.
I'm the baby. I'm the boy.
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82. Hit me. Yeah! Good play.
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83. Okay, here I am.
Over here. Yeah, good.
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84. Willie, up here. Hit me. Come on,
Willie. I'll drop it in the pocket.
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85. Hit me. Up here...
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86. I'm drivin'
toward the west. Ohh!
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87. Hit me. I can't miss from up here.
Hit me. I'm Air Ernest.
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88. Spider-like reflexes.
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89. - Keep it up. Move it up.
- T.J, watch it. Are you crazy?
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90. Mr. Ellis paid a fortune for
this sculpture. Now check it.
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91. Mr. Ellis need
to get his money back.
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92. Come on. Come on.
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93. - Ernie, no. Do not shoot the ball.
- Don't shoot it, Ernie.
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94. No, no!
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95. Shut off the sprinklers.
Turn the alarms off.
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96. Forty-six, please respond.
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97. Mr. Worth, we are looking
at major damage here.
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98. I want to know what happened,
and I want to know now.
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99. - Right now.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Ellis. You see, we were...
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100. Uh, it was rats. Giant mall rats.
Thousands of 'em.
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101. Swarming all over the place.
I would have stopped them, but...
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102. Mall rats.
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103. Well, maybe it was aliens,
disguised as rats.
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104. Thousands of 'em,
swarming all over the place...
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105. - Silence!
- Shh!
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106. Mr. Worth, The Clean Sweep is your
company. This is your responsibility.
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107. Yours.
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108. Yes, sir.
Mr. Ellis, it won't happen again.
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109. You bet it won't.
I'll see that it doesn't, Mr. Ellis.
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110. It was my fault, Mr. Ellis.
Barry told me to watch what I was doin'.
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111. - I'll pay for the damage.
- With what?
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112. Well, you can take it out of my pay.
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113. His pay.
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114. Fine. Tell Legal to garnishee his wages
for the rest of his life.
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115. Thank you, Mr. Ellis.
You won't be sorry.
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116. I believe you gentlemen
have some mopping up to do.
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117. Whoa!
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118. Watch your step, Mr. Ellis.
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119. You didn't have to take
the heat on this, man.
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120. Yeah, I mean stickin' your neck out
like that? That's serious biz, homie.
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121. - Thanks, Ernest.
- Yeah, for real. You stepped up, Ernest.
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122. Totally uncharacteristic
of your kind.
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123. - We owe you one, man.
- Yeah.
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124. We owe you, Ernest, so if there's
anything we can do to repay you...
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125. you just let us know, all right?
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126. - Yeah, sure.
- Well, there is one thing you could do.
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127. Sure, man. What?
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128. You could let me be
on the basketball team.
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129. No, no, no, no, no.
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130. - You trippin'. You definitely trippin'.
- We think not.
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131. Well, I just wanna play
basketball with you guys.
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132. You know, round ball,
hoops, hit the hardwood.
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133. A cog in the lean, mean basketball
machine, know what I mean?
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134. No offense, Ernest, but you see,
we're a well-oiled machine.
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135. Yeah.
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136. We've been playin' together for
like, what, 12 years.
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137. - Five.
- Nine
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138. - Seven.
- Two.
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139. I just wanted to play
basketball with you guys.
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140. You know.
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141. I just, like, wanted
to be one of the guys.
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142. - Hey, don't even go there, Ernest.
- Please.
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143. Uh, look, guys, come here.
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144. All right, guys, we do owe Ernest.
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145. But he'll never play with us.
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146. He'll just dress out, okay?
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147. He just wants to be part of the group.
You heard him.
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148. Think of him as a mascot.
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149. A mascot?
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150. Why can't we have
a smart mascot?
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151. Yeah, like a goldfish.
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152. Because we owe him.
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153. All right, Ernest. You can dress out,
but you're gonna sit on the bench.
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154. All right?
Do you understand?
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155. Oh, oh, thank you, Barry!
Thank you so much! Thank you!
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156. Oh, I'm your humble and obedient
servant. Oh, thank you so much.
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157. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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158. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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159. I'm tellin' you right now, Ernest,
you better not make us look bad either.
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160. No.
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161. That's right, 'cause even when we
lose, we look good.
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162. Yeah.
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163. - We do not lose.
- Ever.
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164. No.
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165. Ernest, Ernest, he's our man.
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166. If he can't do it, no one can.
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167. Yea!
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168. Ow. Ow! Ow!
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169. Hey! T.J, are you ready?
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170. - You know I am, home slice.
- Say what?
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171. I said home slice,
you know I'm ready!
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172. Unh!
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173. How 'bout it, Walter?
Are you there for me, brother?
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174. I'm with you, black man.
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175. Don't even worry 'bout it.
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176. Uh-huh!
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177. Worry is a drone emotion, my brother.
Now I've always said that.
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178. Step.
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179. - Tommy T! What's it gonna be?
- Nothin' but hoops and alley-oops.
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180. Let's do it.
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181. Ah, the men's locker room.
Tank of the titans.
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182. Temple of testosterone.
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183. I'll bet you guys are
male bonding as we speak.
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184. Right on.
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185. - Out of state.
- Be cool, Ernest.
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186. - Frozen.
- Ernest, grab a locker, man.
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187. Yeah, in another room. Don't come
near with all that trippin', Ernest.
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188. Me trippin'? I'm not trippin'.
I'm on solid ground.
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189. What you talkin' about
some kind of solid ground?
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190. T.J.
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191. - What he trippin' though?
- I know. Ernest, there's your uniform.
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192. I'm goin' to warm up.
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193. My uniform.
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194. This is the proudest moment
of my adult life.
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195. You must've had less of a life
than I thought.
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196. - Lose the hat, Ernest.
- It's probably bolted to his skull.
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197. Yo, T.J, we out there,
all right, man?
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198. All right, man, I'm gonna catch up.
Hey, Ernest, check it out.
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199. Take your time. You got all the time,
like about an hour.
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200. Right.
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201. This is Dr. Love, your medicine
woman of the air...
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202. on W-U-S-H, "Wush."
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203. Tonight I'm broadcastin' live from the
first round of the City League Tournament.
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204. Clean Sweep and Krader Construction
will have the tip-off...
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205. right after this brief message
from Lonnie's One-Stop Market...
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206. the place to go
when you're in the know.
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207. Yeah, so tell me, Dr. Love. How do
you feel about unrequited love?
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208. Isn't it bad for your health?
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209. Well, you see, baby,
I wouldn't know about that.
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210. My love never goes unrequited.
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211. - Excuse me, brother. Excuse me.
- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
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212. Don't play yourself like that.
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213. Oh-so-fine perfection
of a black woman...
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214. if beauty were a minute,
you'd be an hour.
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215. If beauty were a flower,
you'd be a rose.
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216. If beauty were an automobile, you'd
be a solid gold Rolls Royce classic.
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217. Girl, sign my head.
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218. Ohh. I will never wash again.
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219. I didn't think you ever had.
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220. - Oh, please, baby, go easy on my man.
- Oh, she wants me.
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221. - Oh, yeah, you smooth. You smooth.
- She don't got to be so...
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222. This is Dr. Love, and we'll have the
tip-off right after a brief message...
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223. from Evan Jones Auto repair.
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224. Take your time on the shot.
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225. All right, guys, huddle up.
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226. Now, watch that big cornbread-fed-lookin'
brother over there settin' picks.
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227. When that happens,
T.J, you switch with me.
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228. Uh, Barry?
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229. Not now, Ernest. Walter, look.
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230. You can't muscle that
big, ugly forward, man.
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231. Barry.
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232. Big Foot even try that,
I'm out on that mother.
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233. Just be cool.
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234. And, Willie,
you got to hit the three tonight.
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235. If I believe, I can achieve.
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236. Barry.
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237. Not now, Ernest. 'Cause that'll
free up Tommy T. in the lane.
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238. If you can't hit it, I'll hit
the three. I'll be there.
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239. - Barry.
- What, Ernest?
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240. I made lemonade for the whole team.
With real lemons.
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241. It's not the mix, not the powder.
It's the real stuff
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242. See, it's still got
lemon peel floatin' in it.
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243. Okay. Thanks, Ernest.
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244. - Everybody, in here. All right?
- Let's do this.
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245. Clean Sweep!
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246. Go, team. It's right
over here if you want it.
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247. The Clean Sweep takes the
floor here at the City Memorial Gym...
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248. and we are ready to go.
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249. All right, fellas,
want a good, clean game.
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250. Watch the rough stuff
and the handshakes. Okay, ready?
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251. Freeze.
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252. Action photos for everybody's locker.
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253. Ernest, I want you to sit down on
the bench and don't get up, you hear me?
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254. - Over here on our side?
- Yes, over here on our side.
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255. Oh, sorry.
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256. There's bad blood
between these two teams.
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257. - Last year's game ended in
a bench-clearing brawl.
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258. Yes!
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259. The Clean Sweep
are playin' their hearts out.
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260. They have the stuff it takes to
win the City League Tournament.
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261. And there goes
Barry Worth again to the hoop.
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262. Yeah! Go, Dad!
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263. Yeah, baby!
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264. Barry, Barry, he's our man.
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265. If he can't do it, T.J. can.
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266. T.J, T.J, he's our man.
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267. If he can't do it, Walter can.
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268. Yea! Give me a "W."
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269. - What are you doing? I don't care!
- Give me an "A.' '
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270. Uh, give me an "I."
Give me another "I."
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271. Yea! Give me a "W."
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272. - Give me an "A." Give me an "I."
- Man, where's your head?
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273. The Clean Sweep can't seem
to keep their mind on the game.
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274. Their cheerleader seems
to be distracting them.
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275. Barry, Barry, he's our man.
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276. - If he can't do it, T.J. can.
- Push up, T.J. Push up, baby.
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277. T.J, T.J, he's our man.
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278. - If he can't do it, Walter can.
- I got Pillsbury Doughboy out here.
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279. Give me a "G."
Give me an "I."
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280. Barry, Barry, he's our man.
What a chump team.
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281. Give me another "I."
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282. Time out, Jake. Ernest!
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283. - Give me a cursive "R."
- Ernest?
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284. - Yeah, yeah.
- Sit down and shut up!
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285. Go, team.
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286. The Clean Sweep have gotten
things straightened out now...
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287. and everything
seems to be on course.
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288. And there's
another two points!
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289. Two, four, six, eight.
Who do we appreciate?
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290. Ah! Was it somethin' I said?
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291. Now that The Clean Sweep
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292. we're back to regular play.
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293. That a way, Barry!
Yeah, baby! Here we go.
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294. The Clean Sweep are leading going into
the third period, and they look too fine!
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295. Dr. Love! This one's for you, baby.
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296. Ooh-hoo!
Now Willie Haskell is goin' on three.
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297. - Yours truly.
- Ahhh! Ooh!
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298. You showboat like that again,
I'm gonna put Ernest in for you.
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299. - Oh, that's cold, Barry. That's cold.
- I'm serious.
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300. Come on, baby.
Let's go. Quick.
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301. The ball was in bounds,
and the Sweeps steal the ball.
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302. There's the pass to Walter,
then to T.J.
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303. The Sweep are tryin' to work it in.
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304. Barry Worth takes the shot,
and there's three points!
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305. Switch. Switch!
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306. The Kraders take it down the court.
Whoo! There's two.
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307. Clean Sweep!
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308. - Two, baby!
- Clean Sweep!
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309. Clean Sweep!
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310. - Yo! Play ball!
- Get it, man!
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311. - Let's go! Let's go!
- It's close.
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312. Way too close to be comfortable.
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313. The Clean Sweep are lookin'
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314. Time. Back.
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315. That's what I thought. Time out.
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316. Okay, guys, huddle up.
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317. Willie, don't foul.
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318. Your man does not miss
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319. - Barry.
- Walter, if we get the ball...
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320. I'm gonna hit ya at half court.
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321. Dish off to T.J.
T.J, don't take the three.
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322. Barry.
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323. - Take it all the way to the cup, baby.
- Barry.
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324. - Draw the foul.
- Barry.
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326. I just want you to know if you
need a rest, I'm fresh as a daisy.
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327. My fingers are just aching for that
high-arching three-pointer.
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328. Ah, that's okay, Ernest.
Savin' you for overtime.
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329. Shrewd. Very strategic.
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330. Well, I'll be your secret weapon.
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331. I'll just sit over here on the bench...
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332. like a coiled cobra,
throbbing with power.
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333. It's anybody's game now.
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334. It's been a touch-and-go game
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335. but The Clean Sweep are playing...
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336. like the true athletes they are, and
I definitely like true blue athletes.
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337. Beautiful! The Clean Sweep leading
by one with only ten seconds left.
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338. - The Krader
Construction work the ball...
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339. and the clock is tickin' down.
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340. Here they come. This is critical
for Krader Construction.
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341. - Technical foul. Sweep. Two shots.
- No, Ref, he's not with us.
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342. - He's a mascot!
- He's not even from this planet.
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343. He's wearin' your uniform.
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344. That's a technical foul
called on The Clean Sweep.
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345. - That's it, Ernest. Come on, man.
- No, no, T.J.
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346. - Let's go! It's a technical.
- Line up.
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347. - What is he doin' playin' with the balls?
—It's all right.
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348. Yeah! Yeah!
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349. Yeah! You, you, you!
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350. And there's the buzzer.
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351. In a bizarre ending,
The Clean Sweep lose by one.
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352. But it's a double elimination tournament,
so don't throw in the towel yet.
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354. You made us look bad.
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356. I told you, Barry.
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357. Are you just lucky,
or is that a God-given talent?
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358. - It was an accident.
- Save it.
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359. - The towel...
- Ernest, even I find this irritating.
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360. I'm sorry.
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361. Barry...
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362. I know, Ernest.
You let me down, man, that's all.
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363. I gave you a uniform,
and you lost the game for us.
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365. I've got more lemonade.
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366. And I had double prints
made of those pictures.
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367. Gosh.
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368. I just wanted to be one of the guys.
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369. Part of the team.
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370. Maybe go out for a pizza
after the big game.
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371. Talk about super plays.
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372. Talk stats and belch out loud.
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373. That kind of a thing.
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374. But I guess it was never
meant to be.
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375. Why me, Lord? Why me?
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376. Why you?
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377. Who are you?
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378. I'm the archangel of basketball.
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379. Angel? Angel?
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380. You mean like the little guy with wings
and the bow and arrow?
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381. No, man, that's Cupid.
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382. This has got to be a mistake.
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384. The archangel of basketball.
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385. Oh, no. This is it. The big one.
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386. I've committed such a grievous sin
against basketball...
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387. that you've been sent here
to take me out of the big game.
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388. For good. One technical foul
and I'm a dead man.
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389. Get a grip, man.
You're not dead.
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390. God doesn't take people out
for a technical foul.
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391. Look, how long have you
been playin' ball?
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392. Hour, hour and a half.
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393. I was supposed to deliver you
a pair of shoes.
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394. - But these definitely aren't your shoes.
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395. All right, all right.
I'll give him the shoes.
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396. Here. Enjoy the shoes.
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397. Thanks.
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398. Remember one thing, Ernest.
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399. Don't misuse the shoes.
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400. Right.
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401. I wonder where Barry
and them got that guy.
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402. Okay. You can come out now.
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403. Ha-ha. Very funny. I get it.
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404. Team initiation. Yeah. Now it's time
to blindfold old Ernest...
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405. and paddle him.
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406. Well, fun's over.
I'm outta here. I'm leavin'.
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407. Get back in there. Hey! Ha!
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408. - Bee-bee!
- Uh, yow! Ah! Ow! Yow!
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409. Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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410. Let's just go through one shoe
at a time, shall we?
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411. Okay.
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412. Thank you.
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413. No, no, no. Off here.
Let me here. No.
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414. No, but... but... Brake.
No, but... Brake, brake, brake.
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415. All right, stop.
Brake, clutch.
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416. Okay, out of the car.
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417. Out.
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418. Wait, you guys. Make up your mind.
Who's gonna drive?
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419. You operate the gas. You operate
the brake. But not at the same time.
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420. Oh, come on, you guys.
Don't get ahead of me.
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421. Ah!
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422. Come on. You're not
in a Gene Kelly movie.
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423. Oh, hold on, you guys.
I'll let you in.
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424. I know the guy that lives here. Come on.
I'm gonna have to paint the door.
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425. I know the three of us
have had a long and tiring day...
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426. and I, for one, could use
a little shuteye.
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427. With your cooperation.
Thank you.
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428. Ah. Well, now let's
pop these puppies off and...
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429. Okay. Stay on.
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430. Look, you two.
I'm going to sleep now...
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431. and my legs are going
to sleep with me.
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432. Do you understand? Good.
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433. Thank you.
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434. Oh-owwwww! Owwww!
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435. Ah!
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436. Yah. Ohh.
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437. Wow.
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438. If I just had those shoes.
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439. - Hey, boy! I say, I say, boy!
- Hey, Dad.
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440. - Hey, Dad?
- Yeah.
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441. Can I have some new shoes?
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442. Son, I just bought you new basketball
shoes two months ago.
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443. Yeah, but I want some new ones.
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444. Utopian Flights.
They've got 'em all over the mall.
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445. Those $250 pair of showboat shoes.
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446. You think they're gonna make you
a better player, don't you?
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447. - No, but they'll give me an edge.
- An edge?
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448. You know what gives you
an edge, little man?
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449. Huh? Hard work.
Hard work and practice.
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450. Yeah, right.
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451. So you've worked hard. You played
every day of your life, I bet.
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452. Yeah, guess I have.
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453. So where did it get you?
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454. Listen, I made a mistake, all right?
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455. I could have played college ball,
and I could have gone pro.
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456. Listen to me when
I'm talkin' to you.
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457. But I messed up.
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458. I dropped out of school, and I didn't
get an education and that was it.
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459. So because you messed up,
I can't get the shoes?
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460. No. No.
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461. Because I messed up,
you can't mess up.
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462. Thinkin' you need things you don't.
You're listenin' to the wrong people, son.
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463. Well, when you're older,
you'll understand.
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464. When I'm older,
I'll end up just like you.
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465. Now let's
go to our sports center.
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466. And the Hornets announced today
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467. they will play a very unusual
exhibition game in two weeks.
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468. The general manager revealed plans
to play an exhibition game...
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469. against the winner of
a City League tournament.
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470. Some of the City League players
have got pro-league-caliber talent.
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471. But these boys don't play for money.
They play for blood.
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472. The NBA meets the streets,
and I'll be there with bells on.
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473. Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
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474. The Hornets are gonna play
the City League champs. Hey!
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475. I finally get a chance to play in front
of the pros. I gotta call the guys.
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476. Jackie. Jackie!
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477. Hey. Hey! Chance to play the pros, man.
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478. Oh, yeah, baby.
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479. And I'm finally gonna
get some competition.
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480. Why y'all so chipper?
We ain't gonna make it.
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481. - What do you mean?
- Yo, what's up with you, Barry, huh?
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482. Did you forget that
150-pound, scrawny,
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483. Gilligan-lookin' dodo
bird you saddled us with?
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484. I can deal with him.
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485. Yeah? Like you dealt
with him last night?
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486. And where's Ernest anyway?
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487. I guess the brother's
afraid to show, huh?
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488. Yeah, well, he better be,
if he knows what's good for him.
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489. Right behind you.
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490. I'm right with you. Hang on.
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491. Okay, I'm here. Now what?
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492. Come on. Be reasonable.
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493. It's dark, it's cold
and I've gotta go to work.
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494. Okay.
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495. Yaaa-haa!
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496. I don't know how many more of these
personal appearances they want you to...
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497. Excuse me. I'll catch up.
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498. Well, hello there,
Miss Terradiddle.
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499. Hi. You wanna buy a lottery ticket?
You can make a lot of money.
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500. Oh, really? Tell me.
How does it work?
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501. Well, you see the little waxy bit here?
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502. If you rub off two in a row,
you get lots and lots of money.
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503. And if you rub off three in a row,
you get even more money!
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504. Want one?
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505. Ernest, where have you been?
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506. Sorry, Barry. Sorry, fellas.
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507. I just had a little trouble
gettin' out of bed... safely.
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508. Yo, fellas, will you
check out homeboy's feet?
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509. Yo, Ernest, you didn't pay $250
for those shoes, did you, man?
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510. It seems as though Ernest's economics
have been significantly advanced.
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511. Uh, no, actually,
somebody gave them to me.
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512. I can't believe it.
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513. A grown man.
You're as bad as my boy.
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514. All right, let's get started.
We got a half an hour...
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515. if we're gonna get out of here
in time for the game.
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516. - Not tonight, you're not.
- Hey, Sarge.
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517. Uh, we got started a little early.
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518. We got a game...
City League Tournament.
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519. Mr. Ellis said if this place
doesn't shine like new...
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520. you guys are looking for a new gig,
and I don't think...
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521. the City League pays its players.
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522. Gotcha covered, Sarge.
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523. Like you had me covered
the other night, right?
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524. I'm going to eat,
and when I get back...
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525. if you're not here and
this mall isn't shining,
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526. don't bother coming
in tomorrow...
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527. because you've lost your contract.
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528. Do you understand, Barry?
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529. Yes, Sarge.
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530. I'm outta here.
I ain't gotta take this.
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531. There's a million
jobs better than this.
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532. You can do anything you want, T.J,
but I got a wife and a kid.
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533. We're gonna miss the game.
What about that?
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534. You wanna forfeit?
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535. This is totally unexpected.
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536. I've got an idea.
I'll stay. I'll finish up.
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537. Your ideas are gettin'
better, my brother.
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538. We be killin' two birds with one stone.
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539. Yeah, he stays, we play, we win.
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540. - Mm-hmm.
- You can't do this on your own.
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541. I won't let you down this time, Barry.
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542. It'll be clean; I guarantee it.
And the team needs to win this one.
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543. - Come on, man.
- Really.
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544. - Let's do it.
- Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.
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545. Let's go play some ball.
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546. I'm countin' on you, Ernest.
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547. What was that?
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548. Oh, don't worry, Barry.
Everything's under control.
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549. Don't ever do that again.
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550. If they hear you talkin' to me
or me talkin' to you...
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551. Oh, uh, hi, Miss Terradiddle.
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552. Just doing some yoga stretches,
you know, for the team.
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553. Well, uh, going home
for the evening, huh?
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554. Yeah, goin' home, Ernest.
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555. You, uh, thinkin' about
goin' to see the guys play?
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556. Well, I don't really like
basketball that much, Ernest.
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557. Unless there's somebody playin'
who I really like.
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558. Um, say, how come
you're not playin', Ernest?
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559. Well, uh, I'm kind of
a secret weapon.
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560. They hold me back until
the stakes get really high.
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561. It's just City League, you know?
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562. It just seems more fair that way,
kind of evens it up. Know what I mean?
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563. Yeah. I guess so.
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564. See ya later, Ernest. Bye.
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565. Bye, Miss Terradiddle.
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566. We'll do lunch.
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567. From the moment we met...
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568. I knew it would just be me...
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569. and you.
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570. Tryin' to play hard-to-get, huh?
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571. Ah,
sweetheart, they're playing our song.
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572. The one we danced to in that
smokey little club in Tangiers.
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573. Come. Let's dance
like there's no tomorrow.
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574. Oh, Erma...
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575. you, burning with desire...
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576. and I, alone, heartbroken...
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577. scrubbing an empty mall.
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578. And there's the tip-off
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579. The Clean Sweep are a picture
of form and grace...
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580. as they put the first points
on the board.
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581. - Yes! Ha-ha!
- Push up! Push up!
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582. Look out, Willie! Hey,
get him in there! Yeah!
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583. Yes, I do windows.
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584. The secret of success is the polish
and the power in the player.
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585. And the hang time.
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586. Oh, yeah.
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587. The Hackmore Antiques
look like little old ladies out there...
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588. against the slammin',
jammin' Clean Sweep.
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589. Dr. Love! This is for you, baby.
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590. Come on, Willie.
Take him, Willie. Take him!
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591. - Ohh!
- Whoo!
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592. - Showboat.
- Mr. Razzle Dazzle.
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593. - Come on!
- Ow!
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594. Barry, I can't let that man
play the second half.
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595. Find another player or you forfeit,
you understand?
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596. - Okay, Jake.
- Okay.
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597. I don't believe it!
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598. They don't call us
The Clean Sweep for nothin'.
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599. - I feel like slappin' you.
- Ah!
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600. - I feel like slappin' you.
- Ah!
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601. - What, do you want to forfeit?
- What else are we gonna do?
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602. Hey, you guys are winnin'!
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603. What are you doin' here? You're supposed
to be back at the mall to cover for us.
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604. - I finished.
- Yeah, right.
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605. No, really. Sarge came back.
He was impressed.
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606. Ernest, I trusted you, man.
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607. I wouldn't let you down, Barry.
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608. - I don't believe this.
- Wait a minute. Play Ernest.
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609. - He's a registered player.
- I'd rather forfeit!
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610. Look, Barry, you gotta play him. If he
left the mall, you lost your contract.
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611. You wanna lose the game too?
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612. Barry, look. It won't work.
How we gonna win with an Ernest?
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613. - It's gotta work.
- It'll work.
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614. If I put you in the game, you
promise to stay out of the way?
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615. - Your wish is my command.
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616. There's the buzzer.
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617. Let's play ball.
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618. So, is it forfeit, Captain?
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619. No, sir. Our sixth man showed up.
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620. Let's play ball.
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621. William Bacon
has joined me on the WUSH mike.
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622. His substitute is an Ernest P. Worrell.
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623. At 5'9" and 143 pounds,
he's averaged no points...
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624. no rebounds and no steals.
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625. And one technical foul.
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626. Okay, fellas, let's have
a good, clean half.
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627. Twenty-eight, watch the handshakes.
Ready?
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628. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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629. Wait a minute.
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630. Okay, Ernest, I want you
to stand right here.
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631. I don't want you to touch the ball.
I don't want you to do anything, okay?
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632. Explaino comprendo, el Capitano.
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633. - Ready, Captain?
- Let's play.
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634. - And there's the tip-off!
- Get it, Ernest! Get it!
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635. Ernest! Ernest, why
didn't you get the ball?
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636. - You told me not to touch it.
- Well, I know I said not...
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637. I mean... Look, if the loose ball comes
to you again, just pick it up...
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638. and throw it back to me, okay?
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639. Clever.
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640. Red ball out of bounds.
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641. Hackmore Antiques
brings the ball in.
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642. It's one try at the hoop,
a miss and there it is!
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643. Two points for Raymond Boyd
of the Hackmore team.
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644. This game has been
a seesaw of points...
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645. as each team struggles
to edge the other out.
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646. There's the throw in,
the pass way down court.
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647. It glances off the number 17.
It's out.
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648. Way out!
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649. - Barry! Come on!
- Oh, yeah.
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650. - Did you see that?
- All right!
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651. Wow!
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652. Yo, baby! Let's go, baby!
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653. I'll get it, Barry.
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654. - Thanks.
- My pleasure.
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655. - Yeah!
- Way to go!
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656. Way to go, Ernest.
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657. Ya! Go, Ernest!
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658. - Get it, Ernest, get it!
- Okay.
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659. Yes, Ernest! Yes, Ernest!
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660. You have to see this man
to believe him.
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661. Ernest P. Worrell is all of 5'9"...
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662. It's nothin' short of phenomenal.
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663. Rebound! Rebound!
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664. - Go for it, Ernest.
- Really?
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665. Yes! Ernest!
You're the best, man.
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666. There's the buzzer!
And that's the game.
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667. Yes!
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668. - The Clean Sweep has
made a marvelous comeback.
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669. Yes, Ernest!
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670. - Way to go, Ernest!
- Throw another one like that!
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671. She's here!
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672. - She came!
- Ernest, come on, man. Come on. Let's go!
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673. Ernest! You're the best!
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674. Hey, Uncle Walter.
Give me some right there, Dad.
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675. All right, punkinhead.
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676. - Who's that doing all the jumping?
- Ernest.
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677. Did you see what he did?
He's incredible, isn't he?
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678. Yes, quite. Quite unique.
He must have something very special.
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679. I wonder what it is.
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680. The shoes.
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681. Ernest, I've always thought
you were a dumb redneck. Always.
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682. But let me tell you somethin'. You one
dumb redneck who can play some ball, baby.
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683. - Good game, Ernest!
- Thanks, T.J.
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684. Ernest, you were awesome, dude.
That last shot was incredible.
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685. Well, thanks, Quincy, but I
learned that watchin' your dad.
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686. Excuse me, fellas.
I don't mean to interrupt.
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687. I just wanted to say
good game, Mr. Worrell.
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688. I'm Zamiel Moloch...
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689. and I believe that you
are extremely talented.
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690. You have played
one interesting game, son.
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691. And I think that you are going
to become a very wealthy man.
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692. I'll be talking to you more.
I got my eye on you.
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693. Oh, and looking forward
to watching you fellas
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694. play against the
Charlotte Hornets.
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695. That is going to be
one very interesting game.
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696. Congratulations.
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697. I'll see you later.
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698. I bet that was one of those
pro scouts or sports agents.
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699. Looks like a
sports agent to me.
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700. Mm-hmm. And you know what?
He said he has his eye on you, Ernest.
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701. - You.
- Yeah, he did say that, didn't he?
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702. Yeah, and he can't wait for us
to shut down the Hornets, baby.
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703. Shut 'em down.
Shut 'em, shut 'em down.
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704. - Wicky, wicky, wicky.
- Everybody, just chill.
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705. We still gotta win this tournament.
Just gettin' ahead of yourselves.
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706. Ain't no stoppin'
The Clean Sweep, Barry.
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707. - Now that we got the redneck.
- Ah-ah.
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708. Now that we got Ernest
slammin' and jammin", baby.
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709. Was I slammin' and jammin'?
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710. You almost looked like me.
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711. How 'bout some of that
lemonade to celebrate with?
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712. Whoa!
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713. Yeah, the real stuff, not the mix.
The kind with the peels floatin' in it.
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714. Fresh.
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715. Thanks.
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716. All right, come on.
One on one. Let's go.
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717. Yes, Quincy! Way to hit, babe.
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718. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
We're just warmin' up.
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719. Hey, put that up again and I'll shove
it down your throat, little squirt.
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720. I told you. Don't mess with the big dog.
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721. All right, I got a dollar. I got a dollar.
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722. - All righty.
- Thanks.
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723. - Here you go.
- Thanks.
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724. - Thanks.
- Yeah, my pleasure.
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725. Get down there, you squirt.
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726. And how 'bout you, little brother?
What do you want?
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727. I want $250.
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728. Let me rephrase that.
What do you need?
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729. I need new shoes,
so I can have the edge.
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730. Maybe you should look for it
in the right place.
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731. Huh?
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732. Come on!
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733. Whoo! Put it on, baby! Put it on!
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734. - Go, Dad!
- Oh, yeah. That's all it is.
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735. Two, baby. Let's go, baby.
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736. Go, baby! Yeah! Yeah!
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737. The Clean Sweep are chewin' up
the Kik-a-kee Smoked Fish...
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738. and spittin' them out
in this one-sided competition.
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739. - Ernest!
- I got it.
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740. - The Clean Sweep are unstoppable.
- Slam and jam.
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741. Coke, please?
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742. Sir.
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743. Oh!
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744. Six.
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745. It's tiptoe through
the Tulips as the Clean Sweep...
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746. travel through the garden of the
Tulip Brothers' failed defensive plan.
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747. The City League teams keep burrowing
away as Ernest flies to victory...
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748. with The Clean Sweep
as the ground crew.
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749. Could I have a dog, please?
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750. Thanks.
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751. Thanks.
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752. The boy! The boy!
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753. Welcome to
another Thursday night...
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754. and The Clean Sweep are at it again.
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755. Whoo-hoo!
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756. - Yeah!
- Go, Ernest! Go, Ernest! Go!
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757. - It looks like
in just a few moments...
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758. The Clean Sweep will be
off to play the pros.
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759. Hang time.
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760. And The Clean Sweep
wins the City League Tournament.
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761. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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762. They are the City League champions!
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763. - Good game.
- Big E!
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764. - Yeah, baby.
- Big E!
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765. Yeah! Yeah!
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766. - Yeah, mama!
- Oh, yeah!
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767. What?
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768. Now what's the matter?
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769. Erma comes to the game to see me...
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770. - and you won't let me enjoy
a single minute of it.
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771. Are you jealous? You can't be.
You're just a pair of shoes.
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772. I'll call her.
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773. That was low.
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774. So, think you're smart, do you?
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775. Well, watch this.
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776. I showed you.
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777. Let's see. T-E-T-T.
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778. Terradiddle. Terradiddle.
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779. Terradiddle, Terradiddle,
Terradiddle, Terradiddle.
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780. Three pages of Terradiddles?
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781. They must have settled the area.
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782. D-E-E-E. Erma!
Erma G. Terradiddle.
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783. No!
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784. Uh-oh.
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785. And now for the winning lottery
numbers for the $10 million jackpot.
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786. Six-four-three...
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787. eight and two.
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788. Those are tonight's
winning numbers.
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789. Hello?
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790. Uh, uh, hello, Erma?
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791. Uh, this is your
B-ball star, Ernest.
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792. Oh, hi, Ernest.
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793. Gosh, you were so good last night.
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794. You hear that?
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795. Uh, gee, thanks, Erma.
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796. Uh, listen, Erma...
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797. I was just wondering, ahem...
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798. since we won the, uh,
the tournament and all...
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799. if maybe you'd be interested in...
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800. going to the, uh...
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801. victory, uh, celebration dinner with me.
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802. Oh, Ernest, that's
so thoughtful of you.
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803. I mean that you would think
to invite me to something so special.
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804. I'm so flattered.
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805. But I can't go.
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806. I have to sit with my poor old
grandmother, who has the chicken pox.
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807. You understand.
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808. Well, yeah, sure.
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809. I-I understand, Erma.
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810. I mean, your grandmother
can't go out in public...
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811. with all those little pimply things
all over her face and stuff.
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812. I'm so sorry. Maybe
some other time, huh?
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813. Y-Yeah. Maybe when
the-the boils clear up.
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814. Yeah, when they scab over.
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815. Yeah. Well, uh, bye-bye.
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816. Bye.
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817. So how'd I do?
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818. You did just fine.
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819. Do you really have the
winning lottery ticket?
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820. Oh, yeah.
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821. - Can I see it?
- First, a little lesson in...
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822. temptation.
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823. Oh, wow.
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824. Oh! Thanks.
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825. Put it up!
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826. - Hope you're winnin'.
- Yeah! I'm beatin' the Hornets by six.
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827. All right. Let's just hope the
real thing goes the same way.
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828. This is my chance, man. Pros are finally
gonna get to see what I can do.
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829. They won't be looking at you, Dad.
They'll be looking at Ernest.
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830. I tell ya, I was never really hurt.
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831. - So why was you cryin' then?
- Hey, Kevin.
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832. - Hey! You are the man.
- What up, Cap?
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833. What's up? What's goin' on?
Hey, is this everybody?
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834. Everybody but Ernest.
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835. Brake. No, clutch.
No, brake, brake.
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836. Come on, you guys.
I know, I know.
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837. It's a big night for me too.
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838. Okay, okay, that's it.
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839. I'm operatin' the gas and the brake
with my hands from this day forward.
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840. Now calm down, both of you. Stop.
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841. Good.
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842. Danzo's. This is it.
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843. I loved the ambience.
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844. I loved the salmon.
Wasn't the salmon wonderful?
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845. Oh, it was delicious.
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846. - Good evening, sir. Valet?
- Oh, the keys are in it.
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847. - Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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848. It's not me.
It's these shoes.
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849. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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850. Wow. I've never been in a restaurant
without a drive-through window before.
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851. Right this way, Mr. Worrell.
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852. Ooh, fancy. Look.
Real cloth napkins.
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853. - Whoa.
- Nothin' but the finest, my brother.
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854. As they say in Rome,
to the victors go the spoils.
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855. We don't want the spoiled stuff.
Shouldn't the victors get the fresh stuff?
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856. - Mmm!
- Oh, come on, Ernest. Let's eat.
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857. Some fine champagne,
huh, Mr. Worrell? Ha-ha!
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858. Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'd like to propose
a toast before we begin.
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859. Okay now,
The Clean Sweep have come a long way.
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860. Well?
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861. - And we have fought an uphill battle.
- Uh-huh.
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862. But there's been one man that saw us
through. I'd like to propose a toast...
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863. to the most valuable player
of The Clean Sweep...
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864. Mr. Ernest P. Worrell, my man.
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865. All right.
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866. Go, Ernest. Go, Ernest.
Get busy. Go! Go! Go! Go!
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867. Yea, Ernest! Ho! Whoo!
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868. - Ernest, can I have an autograph?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
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869. Mine or somebody else's?
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870. It's the shoes, isn't it?
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871. - Huh?
- It's the shoes.
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872. Uh, no, no.
Uh, it's the Worrell moves. You know.
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873. - It's that hit-and-run method...
- What a lovely moment. This is wonderful.
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874. Excuse me, fellas.
I hate to intrude like this.
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875. Erma?
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876. - Erma?
- Miss Terradiddle?
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877. - That's Erma?
- Oh, Ernest, you're the greatest.
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878. Oh, you are so exciting.
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879. But, Erma, what about
your grandmother?
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880. Oh, lucky for us,
her pox scabbed over.
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881. Yeah.
Lucky scabs.
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882. Ernest, when I'm close to you like this,
my heart beats so hard.
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883. Can ya hear it?
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884. Yeah, I think so.
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885. Listen, guys, I need Ernest
for about ten minutes, okay?
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886. Ernie, baby, got some very
important people for you to meet.
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887. It'll only take a minute.
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888. - We'll take a short limo ride.
- Ah! Limo?
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889. - Like in limousine?
- Mm-hmm.
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890. - Does it have a TV?
- Oh, it has a wide-screen TV.
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891. These are very influential people
waiting to meet you, very influential.
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892. - Very.
- Very.
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893. - Influential.
- Very. Very.
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894. Come with me, you big hunk you.
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895. Ernest, won't take a moment.
This way to the limo.
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896. - Does it have a Jacuzzi?
- With lots of bubbles.
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897. Funny guy.
I mean, I love this guy.
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898. Come on. Come on. This way.
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899. Ernest, your life is about to change...
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900. and all your dreams
are about to come true.
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901. Oh! Ow!
Oh, I'm sorry.
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902. - Ernest, what's the matter?
- Come on. Not now.
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903. Oh, just a little dance fever.
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904. Come on. We gotta talk about this.
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905. Stop it! Now. Ahem.
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906. We're going to walk over there
and get in that limo...
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907. and we're going to
behave ourselves,
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908. or we're going to walk
through the dog poop again.
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909. Good.
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910. Cured. Miss Terradiddle?
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911. Allow me.
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912. - Oh. Ha.
- This happens to me all the time.
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913. After you.
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914. Ow!
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915. Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Terradiddle.
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916. Really, I didn't mean that.
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917. Ernest, I think
you're gonna like this.
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918. Golly, bob howdy.
This is bigger than Waylon's limo.
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919. - Nothing is bigger than Waylon's limo.
- Nothing.
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920. Ernest, there's no doubt in my mind
you're gonna be a major star in the NBA.
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921. Gosh, I don't know about that.
I'm just...
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922. No, you are a star, Ernest.
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923. And you'll be making a lot of money.
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924. - Oh, yeah?
- It's a done deal. You're on your way.
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925. What a glorious future
you're gonna have.
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926. Gosh, just think:
me, a star in the NBA...
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927. playin' basketball with the big boys.
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928. Yes, and you'll be
making lots of money.
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929. - Lots?
- Cash.
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930. Ohh!
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931. Fine champagne, huh, Mr. Worrell?
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932. Just think of it.
You will be adored by fans.
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933. You will take their breath away with
each move of those million-dollar legs.
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934. You will be a sport phenomenon.
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935. Your fame will be respected
throughout the world.
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936. Over the whole big, wide world.
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937. The media will
eat you up like ice cream.
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938. Don't misuse the shoes.
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939. - Everyone will want to eat what you eat.
- And drink what you drink.
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940. And go where you go.
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941. - And they'll give you even more money!
- Yeah.
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942. Over the school, around the pizza joint,
off the twins' trampoline...
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943. through the double wide,
nothing but net.
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944. But it's not enough
just to play like a star.
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945. You've gotta look like a star.
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946. - Look like a star.
- And you can...
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947. because you're so gorgeous.
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948. Yeah, gorgeous.
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949. New for this fall
from Armano Giorganni...
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950. the complete Ernest line for men.
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951. Here comes Ernest now
in a flash-scare ensemble...
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952. that hails to the grandeur
of the Ottoman empire.
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953. Yes, your man will say, "Golly bob,
I don't know how to thank you"...
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954. when he puts on the comfy,
virile look of Ernest.
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955. I don't think that outfit
goes with the shoes.
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956. Money, money.
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957. And me. And more money.
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958. And me. And more money.
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959. - And me.
- Listen to her.
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960. - Stay out of this.
- Ernest...
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961. you can have anything you want.
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962. - Yes, Mr. Worrell. Anything.
- Oh, yeah.
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963. - And you.
- And me.
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964. - And money. And you.
- And money. And me.
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965. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.
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966. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.
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967. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.
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968. - And more money. And you.
- And more money. And me.
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969. And more money.
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970. Ernest, why don't you
tell your friends...
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971. that you can't work tonight?
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972. Oh, I don't know.
I usually stay and help the guys...
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973. You're the star, not them.
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974. You're the only one anyone
cares about, including me...
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975. and don't you forget it.
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976. Ooh, I just love those muscles.
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977. - Come here.
- Whoa, oh, oh.
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978. - Good boy. Come on.
- Uh, yes.
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979. - This way.
- Yes, I'm right here, dear.
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980. Here's a good boy. Come on.
I'm right with you.
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981. Okay. Here. Let me get the door.
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982. - Ow!
- Oh, you're all right.
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983. - Yes, I am. Yeah, how silly.
- Come on.
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984. Hey, Ernest!
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985. Yo, Ernest! What's up, my brother?
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986. Looks like Ern's been distracted.
Got his hands full.
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987. Can't see us right now.
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988. How was the limo ride?
Did you have a TV?
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989. - Yeah, but no cable.
- Where have you been?
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990. We waited at the restaurant,
and now we have to finish these floors.
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991. Or have you forgotten that we play
the Charlotte Hornets tomorrow?
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992. He has some unfinished business
to attend to.
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993. You see, gentlemen, when you're a star,
you not only have to act like a star.
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994. You have to be a star.
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995. So I'll catch you on the court, sport.
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996. Man, oh, man,
Ernest got it goin' on.
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997. You would too if you had hang time
long enough to grow a beard.
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998. - Get back to work.
- Whoo!
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999. - Ernest.
- Did you see, baby?
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1000. Come on, Quincy.
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1001. It's way past your bedtime, mister.
Put your bike up and go on to bed.
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1002. I bet Ernest doesn't
have to go to bed.
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1003. Put your bike up.
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1004. You know, Quincy,
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1005. Ernest has to work just as hard as the
rest of us to play as well as he has.
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1006. Hard work has paid off for Ernest.
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1007. - Quincy.
- Come on, Dad.
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1008. Ernest put on those shoes and blew you...
And all your hard work away.
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1009. I'm going to bed.
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1010. Hey, hey, hey, Quincy.
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1011. - Come on, guys. Let's do it.
- Man, I can't believe...
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1012. we get to the biggest game in the history
of the planet and Ernest bugs out.
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1013. - All right, guys.
- They don't look too happy.
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1014. Of course they're not.
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1015. It's a waste of their time to
come down here and kick our butts.
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1016. And now, ladies and gentlemen...
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1017. the moment you've all
been waiting for.
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1018. It's the mighty magnum
of basketball brilliance.
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1019. It's the hippest hoopster
of the hardwood.
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1020. It's the blizzard of the backboard...
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1021. the alpha omega of the hoop world.
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1022. It's the hardest-working Cracker
in basketball.
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1023. What is that?
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1024. - It's Ernest!
- It's Ernest, man. My main man!
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1025. Ernie Ali Al Worrell!
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1026. When did Ernest
become a Black Muslim?
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1027. Ernest!
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1028. Here. Allow me.
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1029. - Yeah!
- Okay, guys, let's huddle up.
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1030. All right, listen.
This is an NBA pro team.
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1031. Now, we're gonna start
out in the two-three zone,
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1032. see which way
they're comin' from.
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1033. - T, I want you to throw the ball in.
- Barry.
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1034. Barry, please, spare us
the strategy rap.
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1035. All you have to remember
is to throw me the ball.
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1036. Feed me the pill. Pass me the rock.
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1037. And leave everything else up to me.
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1038. Know what I mean?
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1039. This is Dr. Love at the sidelines,
pitchin' the pro game...
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1040. straight to ya over WUSH.
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1041. One, two, three, go!
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1042. And the Hornets have taken the floor.
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1043. - Okay.
- Let's do this. Oh, yeah.
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1044. Let's go, Clean Sweep.
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1045. The Clean Sweep take
their position on the floor.
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1046. And it looks like the Hornets
are ready for this game,
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1047. as their center comes to face...
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1048. our own Ernie Ali Worrell.
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1049. And there's the jump ball.
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1050. Holy flash! Did ya see that?
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1051. That's right.
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1052. And that's the first two points
with Ernest dunkin' the ball...
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1053. with enough hang time to write
his name on the backboard.
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1054. Oh, yeah.
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1055. The Hornets bring the ball down into
Sweep territory and set up a play.
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1056. Hey, T. baby. T. baby.
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1057. Oh, yeah, my man!
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1058. This guy is awesome.
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1059. Is the ball in the air yet?
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1060. I'm clear! I'm clear!
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1061. I believe so.
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1062. And there goes Ernest.
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1063. Hoo-whoo!
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1064. That was a three-pointer.
He turns it into a two?
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1065. Come on now.
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1066. Way to go, Barry!
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1067. A little gump dunk.
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1068. Was that fantastic?
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1069. The crowd is enthralled
with Ernest P. Worrell.
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1070. And he is so gracious
to his adoring fans.
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1071. What you got? Huh? I gotcha.
You can't go around me.
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1072. Oh, no!
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1073. - Thirty-two. Run number two.
- I got it.
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1074. Don't you love team sports?
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1075. Ernest is determined
to crush these Hornets all by himself.
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1076. Oh, Ernest!
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1077. This just in on exhibition games
around the country.
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1078. The Charlotte Hornets
are getting trounced...
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1079. by a City League team who
call themselves Clean Sweep.
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1080. This is unbelievable.
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1081. The score is 36 to 4 in the middle
of the second quarter.
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1082. How can this be?
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1083. A City League team knocking the
daylights out of the Charlotte Hornets?
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1084. And it's all because of one man:
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1085. Ernest... Ernest P...
Ernest P. something.
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1086. Ernest... Ernest P. Worrell.
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1087. He is being a one-man team
in this match...
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1088. and the Hornets have nothing
to combat this fly guy.
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1089. Let's take you to the action where our
travel cam sports crew have just arrived.
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1090. This is absolutely the most incredible
thing the sports cruiser has ever seen.
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1091. This Ernest character is
literally punishing the Hornets.
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1092. They're not happy about it.
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1093. Their coach is not happy about
it, and it looks like...
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1094. Ernest's own team is not
all that happy about it.
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1095. There's the half-time buzzer...
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1096. and what a half it's been.
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1097. My, oh, my.
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1098. Ernest, you look
like NBA material out there.
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1099. That's because I am NBA material.
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1100. How did you manage to outscore
an entire pro team?
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1101. Quite nicely, I thought.
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1102. You got a wonderful future.
What are your plans?
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1103. That's it, boys. That's enough.
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1104. I've got to go freshen up now.
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1105. We'll do lunch.
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1106. Ernest, Ernest, what are
your plans for the future?
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1107. No, really, that's all.
Thank you very much.
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1108. Thank you.
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1109. Hey, you guys. We're
really trompin' 'em, huh?
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1110. - We ain't doin' nothin', Ernest.
- Yeah.
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1111. - You doin' it, Big E.
- You doin' it all.
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1112. Well, hey, I thought if
we could win this game...
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1113. - We just gonna watch you play.
- But we're a team.
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1114. Define "team."
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1115. We don't wanna make you
look bad, know what I mean?
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1116. Excuse me, Air Ernie.
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1117. I could make some lemonade.
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1118. Ernest, you're the greatest. You're
the best player in the whole world.
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1119. - Well, what about your dad?
- Ah, he's nothing...
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1120. and never will be.
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1121. But you're a star. When I grow up,
I wanna be just like you.
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1122. Hey, Ernest! That's the buzzer.
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1123. Come on. Hurry up.
Come on, man.
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1124. Did ya hear that?
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1125. Now, on top of everything else, I've
turned this little kid against his dad.
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1126. - Yeah, some star.
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1127. Oh, yeah? Well, you
were partly to blame.
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1128. - If you hadn't acted
so high and mighty and...
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1129. But if we do that,
we could lose, and...
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1130. Well, I guess it would help
Barry and little Quincy.
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1131. Ouch! Ow! Ow!
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1132. Stop squeezin' my toes. Okay, okay.
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1133. Stop it. Okay. Okay, I'm with you.
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1134. Okay, wait.
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1135. - Well, when's he comin' out?
- Who cares?
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1136. The Clean Sweep take the floor,
but where's the man of the hour?
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1137. Where's Ernest?
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1138. There he is,
ladies and gentlemen.
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1139. The man! The superstar!
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1140. Ernest, we love you!
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1141. Ernest flips to Barry Worth.
Worth passes it back to Worrell.
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1142. Worrell to Worth, Worth to Worrell,
Worrell... It's stolen!
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1143. What's wrong with you, man?
Take the ball and shoot it.
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1144. And the Hornets score!
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1145. - What's goin' on out there?
- We got it.
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1146. What has happened to
this Clean Sweep team?
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1147. The star, Ernest P. Worrell,
keeps passing the ball off.
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1148. All right, all right.
Over here!
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1149. T! T! Off! Off!
Way to go, Barry!
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1150. Okay, rebound.
I got the rebound. Move!
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1151. What's with you? Stop 'em!
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1152. - Good idea.
- Shoot it! Shoot it!
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1153. Oh! Oh!
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1154. - Yeah, yeah! All right!
- Get out of the way.
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1155. We comin' back.
We comin' back.
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1156. Man, I can't believe this.
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1157. - Get this close.
- Wake up, Ernest.
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1158. Look, wake up, brother! Wake up! Unh!
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1159. - He's not wakin' up.
- Oh, yeah, he will. Watch this.
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1160. Ow. Yeow.
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1161. Ouch. That hurt.
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1162. Come on, Ernest.
Snap out of it, okay?
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1163. We gotta finish the game.
Now come on.
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1164. I can't. You guys do it.
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1165. I'm hurt. Uh, old football injury.
Redskins. You know.
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1166. Come on, Ernest. We can't
win this thing without you.
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1167. Sure, you can. You guys can win it.
You're a team.
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1168. You're a basketball
machine, remember?
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1169. You guys can do it.
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1170. Hard work will do it.
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1171. You're right, Ernest.
Let's go, guys.
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1172. All right, let's do it.
Hard work, baby, hard work.
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1173. - Clean Sweep!
- Let's do this!
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1174. The Clean Sweep team has taken the floor
without their star, Ernest.
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1175. Stand by. We may be
switching to midget racing.
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1176. The Hornets
have come back hard and fast...
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1177. without Clean Sweep superstar
to stand in their way.
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1178. Things are turnin' out for the worst
for the boys in blue.
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1179. What are you doing? You're kissing
a $5 million contract good-bye?
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1180. You're a star. You can't quit.
You're blowing the whole deal!
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1181. - I blew the whole deal.
- What? You were on the top!
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1182. What do you want? Anything.
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1183. You name it.
The world can be yours, man.
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1184. Just finish the game.
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1185. I wanted to be on the team,
and I'm not, and it's my own fault.
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1186. - What about me, Ernest?
- You're not what I thought.
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1187. You're making a big mistake,
Mr. Worrell.
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1188. No, I'm not. Now get away from me
and leave me alone.
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1189. - Oh, Ernest.
- Both of you.
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1190. Get away from me and leave me alone.
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1191. You are going to be very sorry.
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1192. What is he doing?
Ernest is givin' up his shoes?
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1193. Well.
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1194. I guess he thought it was
the right thing to do.
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1195. Willie! Hey, Willie!
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1196. Come on!
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1197. - I got up. I got up!
- The Hornets have it again.
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1198. The shot. Oh, off the rim,
and Barry Worth on the rebound.
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1199. He's down the court.
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1200. He's up there.
That's two for the sweep!
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1201. For what it's worth, it's Barry Worth.
He is reachin' deep.
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1202. He just blew off two of the best
defense players of the NBA!
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1203. Barry is keepin' the Sweep on top.
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1204. Go!
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1205. I taught them everything they know.
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1206. - T.J!
- What?
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1207. What you talkin' about a foul?
You gotta wake up and watch the game.
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1208. That wasn't no foul. What are you
talkin' about? When was it a foul?
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1209. And with just five seconds left,
T.J. Wilson has fouled out.
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1210. T.J! Come on, T.J.
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1211. - T.J!
- T.J, just chill.
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1212. Ernest, you gotta come in, man,
or we're through.
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1213. Yeah, Ernest, go on in.
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1214. - I don't know, fellas.
- Ernest, it's what you must do.
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1215. Come on, Ernest.
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1216. But what if I cause us to
lose and we look really bad?
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1217. Ernest, that doesn't matter,
because you're part of the team.
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1218. You mean I'm really part of the team?
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1219. Yes, you're really part of the team.
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1220. You mean I'm really, really,
really, really, really, really...
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1221. really, really part of the team?
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1222. - Really. - Really.
- Really part of the team.
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1223. - Okay.
- All right.
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1224. - Clean Sweep!
- All right, baby, let's go!
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1225. You're really on the team, Ernest.
Hurry. Go!
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1226. I'm out of here.
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1227. Come on, baby, go!
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1228. Here we go. Seconds to go,
and the Hornets lead by one.
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1229. Barry Worth has done an amazing job
leading the City League champs.
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1230. Barry Worth is definitely
an NBA-caliber player.
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1231. - Come on! Pop it!
- Right here!
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1232. Ernest! Shoot!
Shoot it, Ernest! Throw it up!
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1233. Shoot the ball.
Shoot the ball!
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1234. I know what you're thinking.
Don't shoot, Ernest.
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1235. It would be better if
you passed the ball.
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1236. Shoot the ball!
Shoot it, Ernie!
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1237. Don't shoot it, Ernest.
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1238. - Shoot the ball.
- Ernest, don't shoot it!
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1239. Yeah! Yeah!
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1240. Clean Sweep does it again.
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1241. Boy, yeah! Baby boy! All right!
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1242. Way to go, Barry.
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1243. That was quite a game
you played, Mr. Worth.
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1244. Thanks, but the rest of the team,
they played great. I mean...
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1245. We'd like to talk to you
in private, if we can.
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1246. Sure. Why?
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1247. We're a couple of pro scouts, and we're
always looking for a talent like yours.
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1248. - Come on, son.
- All right!
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1249. Yeah, that was great, wasn't it?
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1250. Yeah, we won it! We did it!
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1251. We did it! Ha-ha!
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1252. I'm sorry I took these shoes.
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1253. I just saw 'em, and I couldn't resist.
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1254. I'm really sorry.
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1255. So, you figured out that I
was after Quincy all along.
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1256. I had that kid the moment
he laid eyes on those shoes.
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1257. But you didn't see
Ernest coming, Zamiel.
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1258. - You lost big time.
- I gotta hand it to you.
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1259. Usin' the yahoo with the brown hat
and the magic shoes.
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1260. That was brilliant.
I was totally blindsided.
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1261. I figured you'd be up
to your same old tricks.
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1262. They work most of the time.
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1263. But not this time.
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1264. Wait a minute. How did you know
Ernest would make the right decision?
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1265. For that matter, how did you know
Ernest would become Quincy's role model?
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1266. - You cheated.
- It's chess, baby.
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1267. I was three moves ahead.
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1268. But... But I had help. I'm not sayin'
I did this on my own, you know.
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1269. You won this one, all right.
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1270. Maybe the next time
Quincy crosses your path...
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1271. he'll recognize you.
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1272. Enjoyed the game. 'Til next time.
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1273. Shall we take our leave,
Miss Terradiddle?
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1274. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where
the Phillies are playing this week,
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1275. would you?
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1276. Didn't think so.
Oh, for you, my dear.
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1277. - The winning lottery ticket.
- Oh. For me?
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1278. Ooh.
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1279. Will I make lots of money?
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1280. Oh, yes, very expensive money.
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1281. - Anybody else want some Clean Sweep?
- Ha-ha!
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1282. I always knew. We swept.
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1283. Just pass me the pill
and I'm ready to go.
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1284. - Finally gonna get my shot.
- Hey, Dad!
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1285. Hey, hey! What's up?
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1286. - Did you win?
- We did it.
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1287. I knew you could do it.
I'm proud of you.
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1288. Hey, where you been?
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1289. Doing some very hard work.
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1290. Let's go home.
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1291. Ah, the sweet smell of victory.
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1292. And all it took was
my spider-like reflexes...
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1293. my dazzling hand-eye coordination...
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1294. and, of course, a little fancy
footwork, know what I mean?
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1295. Wah! Ah!
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1296. Ahhh!
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