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as Steve and Josie Stronghold.
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the Commander and Jetstream.
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That's me in the middle.
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awesome takeout
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that sales trip to Hawaii.
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- We all are.
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recyclables in the trash.
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of moving them for you.
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can communicate with animals?
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- Great.
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- Commander?
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starting high school.
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swimming naked in the kiddie pool.
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He wouldn't let go of my leg.
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superhero parent, not two,
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No showing off.
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I'll keep it low-key.
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reschedule that open house.
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- Got to go!
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from News Chopper Five.
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on the 1 1 5,
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taking alternate routes.
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102. Hang on. This just in. The Commander
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What if he forgets his lunch?
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to stop babying the boy.
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- I'm on it.
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from a successful battle.
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- They are good.
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and start saving mankind.
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118. And womankind. And animalkind.
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- Of course.
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120. - Hello, kids.
- Hi, Mrs. Kibbitch.
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122. Yeah. Should be great.
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123. - Morning.
- Morning.
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to know we're here.
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129. Will Stronghold.
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and Jetstream?
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131. Everyone. It's Will Stronghold.
Son of the Commander and Jetstream.
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Sky High bus driver.
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comfortable, let me know. You two. Up.
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- I want to. You're third generation.
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- So he can sit with his girlfriend.
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in that case, hi. I'm Larry.
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143. Yo, Will. Hey, how you doing?
Hey, Layla.
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- To be honest, it was tough.
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sweating it. My dad going, "Zach,
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147. And here's me, dude,
halfway through August...
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It's awesome.
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antigravitational propulsion.
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as a precaution against those
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only to highly qualified individuals
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Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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or you just want to talk...
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- Thanks, Ron.
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- Hello. Freshmen. Don't be shy
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Sky is the best
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- I hate that cheer.
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that $15 new student fee.
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I'll take over from here.
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I've just had the greatest experience,
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for orientation.
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welcome to Sky High.
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heroic journey will begin.
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- Sounds fascist.
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they decide where you go.
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- Doing what?
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- I don't think so.
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- Are you sure you don't want to...?
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- Is that your power?
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- I'm a shape-shifter.
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- Yep.
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- You. Flower child.
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- I believe in only using my powers
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- It's more complicated.
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making me a sidekick.
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he'll be all alone, walking to his car.
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won't glow to help him find them.
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- No what?
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your powers outside of the gym.
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stop ordering hero sandwiches.
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looking at me?
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- That's Warren Peace?
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- I've heard about him.
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his dad's a supervillain. Baron Battle.
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- Your dad busted his dad.
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- No?
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- What's up?
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- Layla. Got it.
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- Hi.
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- Thanks.
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we could talk over lunch sometime.
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- Yeah.
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- Bye.
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- The kid...
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You're messing with the coach.
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- That was close.
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Why didn't you say so?
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I haven't got all day.
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- I don't have one.
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Commander his son has no powers?
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your father's super-strength.
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Ron Wilson, bus driver?
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with original crown molding?
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to take a look. How's...
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on supervillain infiltration of the IRS?
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Stop playing with your robot eye
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- Sure.
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- Hey.
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- Well, how'd it go?
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just the place. Come on.
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- Oh, this isn't the place, Will.
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my first day at Sky High.
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finally trusted me enough
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to his secret sanctum.
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we still used keys.
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- Sorry.
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- Let's see. Where do I start?
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Over here we got Mom's stuff.
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gadgetry, whatnot.
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- Royal Pain's Pacifier.
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438. I wish you could have seen us.
We were fantastic!
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439. Royal Pain got his.
and I got the Pacifier.
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440. And this is my proudest possession.
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441. - Well, it's amazing.
- Well.
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442. - What's it do?
- No idea.
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443. So this is it. It's all down here.
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444. Our story, your mom and me,
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445. of, well, kicking butt
and taking names.
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446. But now it's time
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447. for a new chapter in the story.
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448. The three of us,
fighting crime together
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449. side by side... by side.
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450. Now, what was it you
wanted to tell me about?
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451. That I'm gonna kick
your butt at pool.
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452. - Well, we'll see about that.
- OK.
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453. Choose your weapon, sir. I'll break.
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454. - There it is.
- You got the right one.
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455. You were right.
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456. He took it home.
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457. Hey, he's got the ego
the size of a giant robot.
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458. Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
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459. - Hey, Layla.
- Hi.
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460. Where were you after school?
I was worried.
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461. I got stuck in the nurse's office.
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462. The news just keeps
getting better and better.
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463. Turns out I may never get my powers.
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464. How'd your dad take it?
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465. What should I do?
He showed me the secret sanctum.
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466. You have to tell them.
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467. My parents are the greatest
superheroes on the planet.
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468. - Everybody expects greatness from me.
- Well, you are great.
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469. Thanks.
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470. OK, so you're a sidekick.
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471. It's not the end of the world.
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472. When life gives you lemons...
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473. Make apple juice?
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474. I can't make lemons.
I don't know what it is.
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475. Yeah, but see, no.
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476. You have an awesome power.
You could have made hero easy.
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477. I'm not into labels.
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478. But why would you
choose to be a sidekick?
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479. Because I think
the whole thing is stupid.
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480. Dividing people into groups
like that. I mean...
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481. - ... what is this?
- High school?
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482. Apple?
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483. Thanks.
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484. Morning, class.
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485. Welcome to Hero Support.
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486. My name is...
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487. All-American Boy!
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488. Of course, nowadays...
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489. I just go by Mr. Boy.
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490. This year, it's gonna be my privilege
to help each of you become
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491. the very best hero support
that you can be.
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492. Without hero support,
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493. why, there wouldn't be any heroes.
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494. All right, there
probably would be heroes,
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495. but they would be very lonely.
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496. Lonely heroes indeed. And...
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497. Yes?
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498. Yeah,
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499. when do we pick
our names and costumes?
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500. Because I call dibs on "Zach Attack."
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501. Well, you don't get to pick.
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502. On graduation day,
you'll be assigned to your hero,
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503. and then he or she
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504. will decide what you will be called
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505. and what you will wear.
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506. I think this is mostly done in an
attempt to avoid clashing colors.
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507. That's why when I was paired with...
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508. the Commander,
red, white and blue it was,
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509. which for me was a very
good thing because,
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510. as you can see, blue
really just makes my eyes pop.
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511. It's very dramatic.
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512. Excuse me. I didn't know
you worked for the Commander.
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513. I worked with the Commander.
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514. We were a team,
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515. Mr... Mr. Stronghold.
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516. Stronghold.
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517. You Steve's son?
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518. Yeah.
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519. And he never mentioned me to you.
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520. I don't... I don't think so.
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521. Makes sense.
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522. That makes perfect sense
because the Commander
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523. does not have time to sit around
flipping through scrapbooks
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524. that I took the time to make for him.
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525. No, the Commander's got
to be out there saving the world.
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526. With your mom. Your mom.
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527. She ever mention me?
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528. lncoming!
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529. Oh, look. He does glow.
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530. I told you.
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531. Greetings. Little misfire
in the Mad Science Lab.
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532. No need to panic,
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533. unless you're a single-cell organism.
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534. Mr. Medulla,
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535. we in Hero Support
are trained never to panic.
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536. My bad.
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537. I'll get the nurse,
unless she's injured.
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538. Change... and ho!
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539. Now you. Go!
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540. Go!
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541. Go!
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542. Go!
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543. Go back.
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544. OK, number one. "A radioactive zombie
is charging at your hero.
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545. Do you hand him:
A, his silver-tipped crossbow,
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546. B, a wooden spike, C..."
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547. Yo, that's so weak, man.
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548. I'm holding his crossbow.
Why can't I shoot him myself?
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549. Because we're hero support.
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550. And if your hero asks for a crossbow,
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551. - hand it to him.
- Or her.
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552. By the way, Zach,
you can't kill a zombie.
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553. You can only re-kill him.
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554. - Or her.
- if you kids are all in here,
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555. - who's out there, saving the world?
- Dad. Why are you home so early?
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556. After stopping the Superdome collapse,
I was watching the game and thought,
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557. "It's been a while since Will and l
tossed the old pigskin around."
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558. I thought I'd hustle home,
but I see you and Layla
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559. - have already made some new friends.
- It's an honor to meet you, sir.
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560. Your name, your power?
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561. - I'm Ethan, and I melt.
- OK.
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562. - Zach. I glow.
- I see.
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563. Magenta. I shape-shift.
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564. - Shape-shift.
- lnto a guinea pig.
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565. Great. Great.
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566. Great. Great. Really great.
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567. Well,
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568. I make a mean
tuna fish salad sandwich.
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569. - Anybody want one?
- No, no, no.
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570. Pleasure meeting everyone.
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571. They're a good bunch of kids, Will.
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572. - Yeah.
- Could I ask you something, though?
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573. Does that one kid really,
you know, glow?
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574. Sometimes.
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575. Boy, they have really lowered
the bar some for superheroes
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576. at that school since I went there.
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577. Well, actually, he's a sidekick.
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578. Oh, well, that makes sense.
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579. Yeah. Actually,
they're all sidekicks.
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580. Good for you, son.
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581. Kid of your stature hanging out
with a bunch of sidekicks.
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582. As a freshman? I didn't have the guts.
I can only imagine what your grandfather
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583. would have said if I'd have
brought some of them home.
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584. You know, there's nothing wrong
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585. - with being a sidekick, Dad.
- No. Of course not. I used to have one.
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586. Saved my life once too.
Old... What's-his-name.
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587. So then you would be fine with...
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588. if I was a sidekick.
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589. Well, yeah, sure, I guess.
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590. Hey, hand me that mayonnaise there.
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591. Well, that's good then,
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592. because... Because I am.
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593. Am what?
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594. A sidekick.
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595. Who is?
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596. Me. Dad?
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597. Dad, I'm a sidekick, OK?
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598. I washed out of Power Placement.
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599. Washed out!
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600. Boomer.
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601. Couldn't make the big time,
so now he thinks
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602. he can pass judgment on
some real heroes' kids, huh?
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603. Oh, it's a power trip, Will.
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604. That's all it is. Sonic Boom?
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605. Try "Gym Teacher Man."
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606. No, Dad. What are you doing?
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607. Calling the school.
The tuition we pay them?
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608. Dad, don't.
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609. Dad.
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610. It's not Coach Boomer.
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611. It's me, OK?
I don't have any powers.
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612. But you never said... I mean,
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613. - you made it seem like...
- Like I had super-strength like you?
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614. But I don't.
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615. But you will, Will.
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616. You're just...
You're just a late bloomer.
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617. That's what it is.
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618. Maybe. Maybe not.
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619. But I don't care.
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620. Because, really,
the fact of the matter is
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621. I'm proud to be a sidekick.
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622. Actually, I'm proud
to be hero support.
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623. So I think we...
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624. pretty much covered the undead.
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625. What's next?
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626. What?
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627. "Your hero flies north
at 300 miles per hour for 15 minutes.
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628. His archenemy is tunneling south
at 200 miles per hour for ten minutes.
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629. if he has x-ray vision, how long before
he realizes he's going the wrong way?"
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630. All I ever wanted for him
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631. was to save the world,
to just feel that once.
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632. That's a lot to put on
a 14-year-old's shoulders.
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633. Oh, come on, Josie.
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634. When I was his age, I could
put a truck on my shoulders.
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635. Honey, I know you're disappointed.
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636. So am l. You think l
didn't want to see my son fly?
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637. - Or have super-strength?
- Or fly?
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638. But we can't change who he is.
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639. Not without dropping him
in a vat of toxic waste.
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640. Steve!
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641. Oh, no, l... Where would
we even find a vat of...
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642. - Steve!
- I just... I'm thinking.
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643. Will is a great kid.
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644. This is not the end
of the world. OK.
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645. So maybe we won't be
the Stronghold Three,
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646. the greatest family of superheroes
the world has ever known.
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647. But we will be the Stronghold Three,
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648. the greatest family
the world has ever known.
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649. You're right. You're right,
and he can always go into real estate.
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650. Welcome to Sky Hi...
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651. What's wrong, Ron?
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652. Hey, big boy. Where's your hat?
Hey, where's your hat?
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653. if you won't respect me,
at least respect the hat.
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654. Guys. Guys, come on.
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655. Give Ron his hat back.
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656. All right. You're the sidekick.
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657. Give him his hat back.
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658. We'll catch you later, Stronghold.
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659. Hey, race you up the steps.
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660. Thanks, Will.
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661. Sure, Ron.
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662. - Over here.
- Saved you a seat.
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663. Hey, and I saved you a pudding.
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664. - Hey, what's up?
- Hey, buddy. Check this out.
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665. - Sorry.
- You will be.
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666. - Let's not do this.
- Think you can do what you want
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667. - because your name's Stronghold?
- Sorry my dad put your dad in jail...
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668. Nobody talks about my father.
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669. Oh, it is so on.
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670. - Fight, fight, fight.
- Mr. Boy, do something.
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671. I'm on it.
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672. Principal Powers!
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673. Principal Powers! Principal Powers!
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674. Principal Powers! Principal Powers!
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675. Fight, fight, fight!
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676. Move.
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677. Get out of the way.
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678. Where are your sidekicks, sidekick?
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679. Right here.
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680. Yeah.
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681. Leave them alone!
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682. He's strong.
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683. I'm strong?
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684. He's super-strong.
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685. Yeah, Will!
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686. Now, who tripped me?
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687. Stronghold!
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688. What if I said it's not just her twin?
It's her evil twin.
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689. - This Friday, you say?
- Medulla, you dog.
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690. Think I can't take a hit?
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691. Will!
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692. Will! Pull the pin!
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693. He's coming, man!
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694. Hi.
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695. I didn't do anything. He started it.
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696. Your dad started it,
and I'm gonna finish it.
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697. Don't bother. The Detention Room
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698. neutralizes all super-powers. Sit.
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699. Now, here at Sky High
we do everything we can
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700. to teach you
how to use your powers.
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701. But what you do with them,
that's up to you.
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702. Living up to your father's
reputation or trying
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703. to live it down
is a sad waste of talent.
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704. Your talent.
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705. Try to keep that in mind
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706. the next time you're about
to do something stupid.
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707. All right, look.
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708. Whatever happened with our dads,
it has nothing to do with us.
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709. What do you say?
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710. I say
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711. if you ever cross me again,
I'll roast you alive.
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712. So, Will, anything interesting
happen at school today?
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713. Well, as you may have noticed,
I got my powers today.
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714. Yes, we know. The principal called.
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715. OK. Look, it's not...
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716. It's not as bad as it sounds.
It's a really funny,
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717. - great story.
- You nearly destroyed the cafeteria.
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718. Yeah, but, Mom... I got my powers.
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719. And do you know how
to use them wisely?
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720. Sanctum. Now.
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721. William Theodore Stronghold...
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722. come here.
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723. You're... You're not mad?
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724. My boy has super-strength.
How can I be mad?
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725. I'm sorry.
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726. - You are strong.
- Yeah.
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727. if your mom asks,
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728. you tell her I read you
the riot act, and...
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729. I took away your Xbox.
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730. - But I don't have an Xbox.
- Are you sure?
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731. - Go ahead.
- When did you...?
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732. - What?
- Open it up.
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733. Here. Here, I'll get it.
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734. All right. Let's see.
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735. The boy has Stronghold's power.
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736. - It's almost poetic.
- We should crush them now.
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737. - We know he has the weapon.
- Patience!
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738. We have waited this long.
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739. When the time is right,
we'll have our revenge.
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740. You know, time would move
a lot faster if we had an Xbox.
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741. Uncle. Uncle. Uncle.
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742. Dude, you made sidekick history.
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743. Dude, you made sidekick history.
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744. I don't know about that.
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745. Seriously. From now on,
people mess with us at their own peril.
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746. You're breaking down barriers,
proving we're not heroes and sidekicks.
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747. - We're just people.
- Super people.
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748. Seats, please.
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749. We have a lot to cover this morning,
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750. starting with motorcycle sidecar basics.
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751. Except for you, Mr. Stronghold.
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752. Would you gather your gear
and come up here?
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753. I've got your new class schedule.
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754. Congratulations. You've been
transferred to the Hero class.
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755. And by the way, if you should find
yourself needing any hero support,
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756. I still do a little freelance.
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757. But what about them?
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758. - We'll still see you on the bus.
- We'll hang at lunch.
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759. After you dunk Ethan's head
in the toilet.
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760. Well, you best not be late.
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761. Just go already.
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762. Rays!
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763. From the silliness of the shrink ray
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764. to the devastation of the death ray.
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765. These are the very foundations
of Mad Science.
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766. Yes? They told me you were coming.
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767. Unfortunately,
all the lab partners are taken.
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768. I suppose I could pair you
with my teaching assistant.
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769. Miss Grayson?
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770. My apologies.
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771. Come on. Come on. Quickly,
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772. quickly, quickly. Feet.
You stepped on my foot.
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773. OK, how's that?
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774. Perfect. If you're building a heat ray.
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775. You're supposed to be
building a freeze ray.
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776. OK, I have no idea what I'm doing.
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777. Dreadful technique.
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778. You've confused rays with beams. D!
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779. Minus! I'd give you an F,
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780. but that would only mean having
to see you in summer school.
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781. And what have we here?
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782. Well, I don't know. I didn't do it.
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783. You're far too modest,
Mr. Stronghold.
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784. Or perhaps not modest enough.
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785. Miss Grayson, in the future,
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786. please allow the students
to succeed, or fail,
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787. on their own.
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788. - How did you do that?
- I'm a Technopath.
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789. I can control technology with my mind.
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790. Wow. All I can do is punch stuff.
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791. Yet he'll be
the one on cereal boxes.
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792. Show me the justice in that.
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793. Miss Fernandez, kindly
thaw out Mr. Hellman.
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794. - That was amazing.
- So is what you did in the cafeteria.
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795. Once they start handing out grades
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796. for destruction of school property,
I'll be in good shape.
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797. I can totally help you out
with all this science stuff.
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798. Yeah, you'd do that?
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799. I could be, like, your private tutor.
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800. Cool.
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801. Guys. Guys. Over here.
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802. Will? Sitting with Gwen Grayson?
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803. Man aims high. Gotta give him that.
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804. Sorry. All full.
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805. That's OK.
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806. I think I see
an empty table over there.
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807. Come on, guys.
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808. No offense, Will.
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809. We are not running a loser
outreach program. OK?
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810. I'm sorry. Penny can be a little...
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811. full of herself sometimes.
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812. Penny...
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813. Sometimes you have to act nice...
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814. I just don't want them
to sit over here.
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815. OK. Just be careful.
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816. Layla. What's up?
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817. Hey, you smell nice.
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818. Tecomaria capensis. Honeysuckle?
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819. - Listen. About lunch...
- What about it?
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820. No, at the table, Penny was being...
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821. - Please. Not a big deal.
- No, it is, and...
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822. I feel bad,
so let me make it up to you.
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823. Maybe tonight we can go
to the Paper Lantern?
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824. But you hate Chinese food.
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825. But you don't.
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826. Paper Lantern, 8:00.
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827. Will!
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828. No, guys.
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829. Come on, buddy. Easy, guys.
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830. - Thanks, Will.
- All right.
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831. You OK?
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832. - Yeah, thanks.
- Zach too.
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833. Come on.
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834. Not so tough when
my boy's around, are you?
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835. You just think you're so big
and bad, huh, Stronghold?
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836. - No, I don't.
- Please. Will will totally take you.
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837. Saw what happened to Warren?
Want a piece?
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838. Watch it. That big mouth
is gonna get you in trouble.
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839. - I didn't say anything.
- Let's settle this in P.E.
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840. - Settle what?
- You're on.
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841. if Will beats you in Save the Citizen,
you lay off of sidekicks.
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842. if he loses, you can dunk Ethan
in the toilet every day till graduation.
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843. - Yeah!
- You got yourself a deal.
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844. - Wait, guys, guys.
- Bring it.
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845. Come on. Guys, are you crazy?
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846. No freshman won Save the Citizen,
and they're undefeated.
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847. And you barely know
how to use your powers.
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848. Sorry. Not helping.
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849. Will, you have no choice.
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850. You can't let them dunk
Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again.
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851. The dunking must end.
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852. Five! Four!
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853. Three! Two! One!
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854. Hey, what's up?
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855. Ramirez, Hamilton.
Your citizen has just been mulched
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856. because you failed
to defeat your villains.
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857. Next round. Speed, Lash,
you want to be heroes or villains?
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858. - Villains.
- Yeah.
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859. Oh, there's a surprise.
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860. Who do you want to beat next?
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861. All right. We'll take little Stronghold
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862. and, let's see...
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863. And we pick Peace.
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864. Remember when we used real citizens?
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865. Yes. Yes.
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866. Hothead, Stronghold.
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867. You're the heroes.
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868. Hey!
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869. Get your head in the game.
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870. Three minutes to immobilize
your opponents
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871. - and save the citizen.
- Save me.
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872. - Ready.
- Save me.
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873. Set.
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874. Battle!
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875. What now, Peace?
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876. Hey! Coach, that's a foul.
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877. - Call something on that.
- Save me. Save me.
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878. Watch it, hothead!
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879. What? No. Wait.
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880. No. Wait.
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881. Hey!
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882. Save the citizen.
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883. - Save me.
- You are so dead.
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884. Save me.
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885. Save me.
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886. Save me.
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887. The vortex sucks away the oxygen.
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888. No oxygen, no flame.
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889. Come on!
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890. Save me.
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891. Save me.
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892. Save me.
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893. Five! Four!
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894. Three! Two! One! Yeah!
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895. Time!
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896. She's alive!
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897. Heroes win.
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898. Speed, Lash, hit the showers.
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899. Where's my boy?
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900. - Will!
- Will!
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901. - Yo, we're right here.
- Here.
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902. I can't believe you won
Save the Citizen as a freshman.
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903. That's never been done before.
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904. You topped Mom's best score
in pinball? Get out of here.
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905. - That's hilarious.
- There they are.
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906. - Gwen?
- Hey.
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907. Oh, Dad, this is Gwen Grayson.
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908. Gwen Grayson, this is Dad.
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909. Mr. Stronghold, it's such an honor.
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910. I'm sorry to barge in like this.
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911. Not at all. Will and l
were just hanging. Chilling.
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912. Honey, Gwen is a Technopath,
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913. and she's offered to help Will
with his science homework.
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914. And she's a senior.
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915. I know we said we were gonna work
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916. on that antigravity stuff tomorrow,
but something came up.
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917. - Can we can do it tonight?
- Sure. Yeah.
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918. On one condition, Gwen.
You join us for dinner.
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919. Oh, no, no, I couldn't intrude.
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920. - Oh, yes, you can.
- You must.
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921. OK. Well, thanks.
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922. - So should we get started?
- Certainly.
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923. Well, she's gorgeous.
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924. And she fixed the disposal.
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925. Really?
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926. There we were,
in the middle of nowhere.
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927. She's like, "l can't change a tire.
I can only change the weather."
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928. I'm like, "Can you at least
make it stop raining?"
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929. I'll give him a few more minutes.
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930. So, Gwen, do we know your parents?
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931. I don't think so, Mrs. Stronghold.
Dad went inactive a few years ago.
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932. Lets Mom do
all the work now, huh?
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933. Mom passed away
when I was a baby.
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934. So I did have an ulterior motive
in coming here tonight.
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935. Will may have told you I'm the head
of the homecoming committee?
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936. He most certainly did not.
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937. Well, I was wondering
if you'd consider attending the dance.
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938. - We would love to chaperone.
- Sure.
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939. That's very nice,
Mrs. Stronghold, but no.
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940. We were hoping that
you'd be the guests of honor
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941. and receive the award
for Heroes of the Year.
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942. Still working on that?
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943. - Hey.
- Hey.
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944. We go to school together.
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945. - You're Stronghold's friend.
- Yeah.
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946. Yeah.
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947. You want me to heat that up for you?
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948. You're not supposed to use
your powers outside of school.
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949. I was just gonna
stick it in the microwave.
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950. I was supposed to be
meeting Will here, but...
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951. You want to sit down?
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952. I think I can spare a minute.
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953. Oh, look, hon.
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954. What's his name?
Kid with the gravity.
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955. - Lance, I think. Lance something.
- Yeah.
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956. Oh, my gosh, look. There's Boomer.
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957. - He had a mullet?
- Oh, God.
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958. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember her?
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959. - She was a weird one.
- Oh, yeah. Sue Tenny.
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960. Disappeared right before graduation.
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961. Why is that?
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962. No one ever really knew. Some say she
was recruiting villains at the school.
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963. Others say she was
smoking in the girls' room.
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964. Nightmare. All right. Speaking
of villains, there's one of the worst.
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965. - Baron Battle.
- Warren's dad?
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966. Always swore he'd have
his revenge on me.
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967. And he totally stole
the lead in Oklahoma!
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968. You have to stop caring about that.
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969. - It's a long time ago.
- Hon.
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970. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- You deserved it. You did.
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971. There was this time in first grade.
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972. Know how you grow
lima beans in school?
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973. Will couldn't figure out
why mine was growing quickly.
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974. It was driving him crazy.
So finally I took mercy on him,
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975. and I told him about my powers,
and we've been best friends ever since.
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976. And falling for him, was that
before or after the lima beans?
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977. What? I am not in love
with Will Strong...
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978. - Is it that obvious?
- Yeah.
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979. Great.
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980. - So, why don't you tell him?
- I was gonna ask him to homecoming,
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981. but there's two problems.
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982. He likes somebody else,
and she's perfect.
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983. You know what I think?
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984. To let true love remain unspoken
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985. is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
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986. Wow.
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987. That is really deep.
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988. Yeah.
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989. And your lucky numbers are
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990. four, 16, five and 49.
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991. I got to go.
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992. See you around, hippie.
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993. You really didn't
have to walk me home.
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994. I did if I wanted to spend
any time alone with you.
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995. And, just so you know,
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996. I don't usually hang out
all night with my mom and dad.
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997. Your parents are great, Will.
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998. I'm so glad they're
coming to homecoming.
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999. Now, if I could only
find someone to go with.
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1000. You don't have
a date for homecoming?
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1001. Well, I've gotten a few offers,
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1002. but I turned them down.
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1003. I'm just waiting for the right guy.
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1004. You, Will.
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1005. Me?
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1006. Oh, hi, Daddy.
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1007. Bye, Will.
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1008. Bye.
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1009. You're not that boy
with the six arms, are you?
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1010. No, sir. Just two.
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1011. - Well, keep them to yourself.
- Yes, sir.
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1012. Good night, sir.
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1013. Yes!
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1014. Oh, man. OK. Here you go.
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1015. Homecoming. The greatest collection
of superteens ever gathered
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1016. to dance under one roof,
and then we shall have our revenge.
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1017. There's only one thing we're missing.
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1018. King Kamehamayhem's surfboard?
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1019. Darn this joystick!
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1020. Right, right. The Pacifier.
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1021. Hey, smooth move on the joystick.
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1022. Uncle. Uncle. Uncle.
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1023. Layla. You're not gonna believe
what happened to me last night.
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1024. Oh, love these.
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1025. "Your loyalties are clear
when it comes to friends."
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1026. Oh, God.
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1027. Oh, I totally spaced.
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1028. I'm sorry. I know
you must want to kill me.
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1029. Actually, just the opposite.
I have something to tell you.
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1030. - Yeah?
- Yeah, but you first.
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1031. OK. OK. It's about homecoming.
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1032. Really? Me too.
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1033. I'm going with Gwen Grayson.
Can you believe it?
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1034. Me, a freshman, going
with the most amazing girl at Sky High.
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1035. - That's awesome.
- I know.
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1036. Morning.
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1037. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
What's your homecoming news?
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1038. I'm going too.
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1039. Really. Who with?
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1040. Who with?
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1041. Yeah, who asked you?
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1042. Oh, who asked me.
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1043. Warren Peace.
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1044. Warren Peace?
You can't be serious.
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1045. Layla, the guy's a psycho.
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1046. And he's my biggest enemy.
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1047. How could you go with him?
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1048. - When did you even start hanging out?
- Last night, 8:00, the Paper Lantern.
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1049. Hi, Warren.
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1050. Did I do or say anything last night
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1051. to make you think this is OK?
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1052. You're funny.
You'll never believe what happened.
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1053. I was about to ask Will
to homecoming when
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1054. I told him I was
going with you instead.
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1055. I don't remember
that being the plan.
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1056. - Hey. You did the history homework?
- What are you doing?
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1057. - It's called sitting.
- No one sits here but me.
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1058. What'd you get for four?
Tigerman was,
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1059. A, bitten by a radioactive tiger,
or, B, bitten by a regular tiger
Copy !req
1060. and then exposed to radiation.
Copy !req
1061. Hey. Are we eating
at Warren's table now?
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1062. - I feel extremely dangerous.
- Whoa. Whoa.
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1063. - Is he bothering you, Magenta?
- Try the other way around.
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1064. Does anyone else need
a date for homecoming?
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1065. Warren, you are crazy.
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1066. I promise, I'll make this
as painless as possible.
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1067. So you're not doing this
just because you like me or anything.
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1068. - You're doing it to get to Stronghold.
- Yeah.
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1069. Then I'm in.
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1070. But I'm not renting a tux.
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1071. Hey, if Warren's not here,
is this still the tough-guy table?
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1072. Yeah, homecoming's stupid.
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1073. - So I think I'll go.
- Me too.
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1074. - What's up, guys?
- What up, dude?
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1075. What's going on?
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1076. - Nothing.
- Let's go, Stronghold.
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1077. Two days till
your Mad Science midterm,
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1078. and I am not gonna rest until you
can build a ray gun blindfolded.
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1079. Hey, cutie.
I was just thinking about you.
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1080. I cannot wait until homecoming.
I'm so excited. I finally...
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1081. Never call me cutie.
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1082. And is this the trigger?
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1083. No, that's the fusion device.
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1084. OK. ls...? What's this?
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1085. That's my phone.
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1086. Well, super-strong and psychic.
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1087. Hello?
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1088. Penny, I can't understand you
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1089. when you're all talking
at once. OK, better.
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1090. What? Oh, no.
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1091. - OK, hold on. Let me call you back.
- Hurry!
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1092. - What's up?
- Problem with homecoming decorations.
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1093. Penny forgot to order the fog machine,
so I might have to build one myself.
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1094. Think the committee could stop by?
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1095. Oh, I don't know because...
my parents are on a distress call,
Copy !req
1096. and they won't be home
till late, and I'm not
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1097. - supposed to have anyone here.
- It's cool.
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1098. I was just hoping we could
spend a little more time together,
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1099. but I guess I'll just see you at school?
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1100. Good night, Will.
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1101. l... if it's...
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1102. if it's only a few people.
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1103. Super.
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1104. Brian. You're getting
cheese all over the walls.
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1105. Larry, do you have to be
a two-ton rock right now?
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1106. Please, just power down.
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1107. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Guys, the floor.
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1108. Gwen, you said this was supposed
to be homecoming committee.
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1109. This is the homecoming committee.
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1110. OK, OK, so a few
extra people showed up.
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1111. But Will, you're popular.
That's what happens.
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1112. Every kid in Hero class is here.
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1113. How am I gonna get this
place cleaned in time?
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1114. Here. Come with me.
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1115. OK. So, what's on your mind?
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1116. - My friends.
- What about them? They're all here.
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1117. Oh, you mean the sidekicks.
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1118. I think I'm just
gonna call Zach and Layla,
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1119. tell them to come
over here because...
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1120. Will? You are such a nice guy.
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1121. But, honestly,
do you think they'd have fun?
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1122. With this crowd? I mean, don't
you think they'd feel a little awkward?
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1123. - No. I think they'd be OK.
- Trust me.
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1124. They'd be miserable.
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1125. - Whoa!
- Hey!
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1126. Sorry. Just looking for a bucket.
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1127. I wish there was somewhere
we could go to be alone.
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1128. Wow. This is incredible.
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1129. Yep. Well, when you
spend your whole life
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1130. kicking butt and taking names,
I guess you make a lot of memories.
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1131. Well, maybe we should
make a few of our own.
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1132. What's she doing here?
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1133. isn't it past her bedtime?
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1134. Will? Could you go get me
a diet caffeine-free orange soda?
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1135. Anything for you.
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1136. - Who invited a sidekick?
- Yeah, what's she doing here?
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1137. Leaving.
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1138. Where's Will?
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1139. Honestly? Avoiding you.
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1140. Look. Will knows
you have a crush on him.
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1141. - He does?
- Everyone does.
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1142. Will's too nice to tell you he's not
interested. Not that you take a hint.
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1143. I mean, hello?
He's going to homecoming with me.
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1144. He threw a party
and didn't invite you.
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1145. You're just embarrassing him.
You're just embarrassing yourself.
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1146. OK. I understand.
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1147. And when you see Will again,
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1148. can you tell him that I never
want to talk to him again?
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1149. I'll give him the message.
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1150. Layla.
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1151. Layla. Layla. Layla.
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1152. Layla!
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1153. Have fun with Gwen.
You two deserve each other.
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1154. - Gwen.
- Oh, thanks, Will.
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1155. What did you say to Layla?
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1156. Nothing. I mean,
I just told her the truth.
Copy !req
1157. You're a hero, she's a sidekick.
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1158. - She was holding you back.
- What?
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1159. Why would you do that? Layla's
been my best friend since first grade.
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1160. You've got new friends now,
and I think you need to figure out
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1161. whether you want to hang
with us or with those losers.
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1162. - Come on. Let's go.
- No, forget it.
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1163. I'm not going anywhere with you,
not now or not to homecoming.
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1164. Might as well just find
yourself a new date, Gwen.
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1165. You're dumping me?
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1166. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's get something straight, OK?
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1167. You do not dump me!
Not the night before the dance.
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1168. Sorry, Gwen. I just did.
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1169. You're dumped.
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1170. You know, that's it. Everyone, out!
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1171. Party's over!
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1172. Don't stop on our account.
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1173. Your father and I fly
to Europe for two hours,
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1174. - and you throw a party?
- Unbelievable.
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1175. When I reach the count of three,
I want everyone out of this house!
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1176. Son, I'm only
going to ask you this...
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1177. Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.
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1178. All right.
That's good enough for me.
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1179. Steve. I've got half a mind
not to let him go to homecoming.
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1180. That's fine.
I'm not going anyway.
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1181. Your mom said
she had "half a mind."
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1182. Will, you have to go
to the homecoming dance.
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1183. We all have to because we're introducing
the world to the Stronghold Three,
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1184. the greatest family of superheroes
mankind has ever known.
Copy !req
1185. - Did something happen, Will?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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1186. Well, we're gonna talk
about it because...
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1187. we promised Gwen
we'd go to the dance.
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1188. And when a Stronghold
makes a promise, son,
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1189. that promise is kept.
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1190. I promise you,
Dad, I'm not going.
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1191. Hello? Layla? Pick up, Layla.
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1192. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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1193. Fine, don't pick up. It's me.
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1194. I'm going to the Paper Lantern.
if you get this message, meet me.
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1195. - You said that?
- True story.
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1196. - You said that?
- True story.
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1197. - You're so funny.
- I love life.
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1198. Thanks, Boom, for inviting me.
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1199. Layla. Layla, just pick up.
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1200. In case you didn't get my earlier
messages, I'm at the Paper Lantern...
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1201. Message box full.
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1202. - What are you doing here?
- I'm looking for Layla.
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1203. - Do you know where she is?
- How should I know?
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1204. - You're taking her to homecoming.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
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1205. You don't have to worry
about me ruining your night.
Copy !req
1206. - And why is that?
- Because I'm not going.
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1207. Well, that sucks.
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1208. Because we're only going
together to make you jealous.
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1209. Dude, you're so stupid.
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1210. - She's totally into you.
- Not after tonight.
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1211. I wouldn't be surprised
if Layla or any of the guys
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1212. - ever want to talk to me again.
- Yeah.
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1213. You must have been a real jerk.
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1214. Because no matter what I do,
I can't get them to stop talking to me.
Copy !req
1215. Thanks.
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1216. - Hey, you want to dance?
- No.
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1217. Me neither.
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1218. Hey there, Layla.
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1219. You look like you could use a drink.
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1220. - No, thanks.
- Oh, don't worry.
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1221. The bubbles are just ginger ale.
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1222. The guys at this school are jerks.
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1223. Thanks a lot.
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1224. I thought you
weren't gonna rent a tux.
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1225. It's my dad's. He doesn't
have much use for it in solitary.
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1226. Cheese cube?
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1227. We're taking off now, hon.
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1228. Still time to change your mind
and come with us.
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1229. No, I don't think so.
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1230. Mom, you ever feel like
you messed something up so bad
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1231. you'll never be able to fix it?
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1232. People make mistakes, Will.
That's what high school's about.
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1233. Heck, that's what life's about.
The key is to learn from them.
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1234. I hope my friends see it that way.
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1235. A true friend, you'd be surprised
at how understanding they can be.
Copy !req
1236. Thanks.
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1237. Do me a favor?
Put this away for me.
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1238. Your father was trying
to sneak it under his cape.
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1239. He's convinced everyone
at homecoming wants to reminisce.
Copy !req
1240. - I bet. Will do.
- Love you.
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1241. Have fun.
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1242. That's weird.
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1243. Gwen?
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1244. Oh, no.
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1245. Oh, no.
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1246. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1247. I got to get to Sky High.
Copy !req
1248. Josie, wait.
Copy !req
1249. We can't unveil
the Stronghold Three without Will.
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1250. It's just... It's just not the same.
Copy !req
1251. - Maybe we should fly home.
- We really don't need another award.
Copy !req
1252. Welcome,
Commander and Jetstream.
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1253. Good evening.
First, a quick announcement.
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1254. The owner of the blue cold
fusion-powered jet pack,
Copy !req
1255. you left your lights on.
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1256. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
Copy !req
1257. And now, please help me welcome
the head of the homecoming committee,
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1258. the girl who made
all this possible, Gwen Grayson.
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1259. Thank you, Principal Powers.
Copy !req
1260. And a very special thank you
goes to our guests of honor
Copy !req
1261. and the recipients of our
first-ever Hero of the Year award,
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1262. the Commander and Jetstream.
Copy !req
1263. To mark this occasion,
we planned a special tribute
Copy !req
1264. to the most powerful super-being
ever to walk the halls of Sky High.
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1265. Me!
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1266. Commander?
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1267. Royal Pain is a girl?
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1268. Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot.
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1269. How I ever lost to a fool
like you I'll never know.
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1270. Now prepare to be pacified.
Copy !req
1271. Do you honestly think
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1272. you can kill me with
that little toy gun of yours?
Copy !req
1273. My dear Commander,
who said anything about killing you?
Copy !req
1274. Josie! I've always...
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1275. Rock-a-bye, baby.
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1276. What'd I miss?
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1277. Boomer, get the kids out of here!
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1278. Hothead, find an exit.
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1279. Get as many people
out as you can.
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1280. I'll slow her down...
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1281. Thanks again for the lift, Ron.
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1282. Now, if I'm not back
in 30 minutes...
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1283. Come in after you. Got it.
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1284. I was gonna say go get help.
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1285. Go get help.
Got it. Now get in there.
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1286. Sorry.
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1287. Where the heck are we?
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1288. - Warren, how about a torch?
- if you want to get barbecued.
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1289. Ladies, if I may.
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1290. Then all the reindeer loved him
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1291. - Way to glow, Zach.
- Thanks, man.
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1292. What's up, kid?
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1293. - You'll never believe this. Gwen...
- Is Royal Pain's daughter.
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1294. - And she...
- Stole the Pacifier.
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1295. - Right.
- And she turned everybody
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1296. into babies, including your parents.
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1297. OK. That I didn't know.
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1298. This is more than
the great Will Stronghold can handle.
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1299. She's right.
It's gonna take all of us.
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1300. All of who? You and Warren?
The rest of us are only sidekicks.
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1301. Just because you have powers,
that doesn't make you a hero.
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1302. Sometimes it just makes you a jerk.
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1303. Makes me a jerk.
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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1304. We get it. You've been a jerk.
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1305. Layla,
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1306. in case my homecoming date
ends up killing me tonight,
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1307. I just want you to know...
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1308. isn't that sweet?
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1309. I hate sweet.
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1310. You guys are a part of this too?
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1311. - Why am I not surprised?
- Go take care of Gwen.
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1312. We'll handle these clowns.
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1313. Go.
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1314. "While pushing down
on the infant restraint,
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1315. pinch the two straps
together." Pinch.
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1316. - Royal, pinch.
- Pinch what? Restraint A or B?
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1317. Now you just calm down.
Let's go back to one.
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1318. Come back and fight. You...
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1319. Sidekick, aren't you
gonna fight back?
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1320. I don't believe in using
powers for violence.
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1321. I don't believe you
even have any powers.
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1322. Go, Penny. Beat Layla.
Go, Penny. Beat Layla.
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1323. You can't hide forever, sidekick.
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1324. No way.
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1325. Sucks for you.
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1326. I take you back,
my dear Commander,
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1327. to your senior year at Sky High,
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1328. a time before anyone
knew what a Technopath was.
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1329. So a brilliant but misunderstood
girl named Sue Tenny
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1330. was written off as a science geek
and stuck in Sidekick class.
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1331. She hatched a plan,
so daring, so visionary,
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1332. to start her very own
Supervillain Academy
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1333. and raise a generation of heroes
from scratch as villains.
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1334. But first she had to destroy
the very institution that dared
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1335. to spurn her genius!
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1336. And now, so many years later,
that plan is complete.
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1337. My only regret:
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1338. That this may be the finest
supervillain speech ever given,
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1339. and you don't even
know what I'm saying.
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1340. But I do.
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1341. Look. I'm sorry that my parents
destroyed your mom.
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1342. Now put my dad down.
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1343. No one could defeat Royal Pain.
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1344. When the Pacifier exploded,
I wasn't destroyed.
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1345. I was merely turned into a baby.
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1346. Stitches took me
and raised me as his daughter.
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1347. Daddy's little girl.
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1348. I told you never to call me that!
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1349. Lunatic.
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1350. That's right.
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1351. Royal Pain wasn't my mother.
Royal Pain is me.
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1352. Oh, my God.
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1353. I made out with an old lady.
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1354. Right here.
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1355. Way to go, Popsicle.
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1356. Big mistake.
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1357. - But I thought you were a sidekick.
- I am a sidekick.
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1358. Don't leave us here to die.
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1359. Royal Pain sabotaged
the antigravity device.
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1360. The whole school's
gonna fall out of the sky.
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1361. We only have ten minutes.
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1362. Here's the antigravity room.
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1363. - Didn't Royal Pain seal every route?
- What about this conduit?
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1364. Right. You'd have to
be like a rat to fit in there.
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1365. Oh, great.
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1366. This is so stupid.
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1367. OK. OK, you're doing great,
Magenta. Looks great.
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1368. Look at those cute little legs.
OK, go about ten feet.
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1369. Yeah, there should be
a opening on your right.
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1370. - Gotcha.
- Behind the access panel.
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1371. - What?
- It leads to the generator.
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1372. I'm on it.
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1373. Will!
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1374. No!
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1375. And there goes
your last chance of stopping me.
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1376. We'll see about that.
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1377. Surprised?
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1378. - So am l.
- You're flying?
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1379. That's impossible!
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1380. There's only one person
authorized to transport superheroes.
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1381. That's Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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1382. And I'm Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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1383. I found the generator, I think.
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1384. She has to chew the wire
to the scrambler.
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1385. Cut the wire to the scrambler.
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1386. - The red one.
- What?
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1387. - Cut the red wire!
- There's a lot of red wires down here.
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1388. The school is falling.
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1389. Chew!
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1390. Chew the wire! Chew the wire!
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1391. All unpacked.
The movers didn't break a thing.
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1392. Told you we didn't need
that extra insurance.
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1393. No, I know.
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1394. It's all on you! Hold me! Hold me!
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1395. That could have been messy.
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1396. Good night.
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1397. Chester? Chester?
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1398. - Now what?
- Beats me.
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1399. Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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1400. It should only take me a couple
of hours to reconfigure the Pacifier.
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1401. Mr. Peace, would you please
carry me to the Mad Science Lab?
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1402. - Sure.
- And, Mr. Peace.
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1403. Yeah.
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1404. Regrettably, I have made boom-boom.
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1405. People, if you've
already been de-Pacified,
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1406. please find your clothes, grab a baby
and report to the Science Lab.
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1407. Mom? Dad? Guys?
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1408. I just want to say sorry because
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1409. this whole thing was my fault.
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1410. - You can't blame yourself.
- Of course not.
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1411. How were you to know
your girlfriend was a total psychopath?
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1412. No, that's not it.
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1413. You gave me one rule,
and I broke it.
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1414. I took her into the sanctum,
and that's how she got the Pacifier.
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1415. The whole party was a trap.
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1416. And so was the homecoming, Will.
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1417. We all fell into Royal Pain's trap,
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1418. but you defeated her.
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1419. You saved Sky High,
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1420. - and everyone in her.
- I didn't do it by myself.
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1421. Excuse me. Steve? Josie?
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1422. Though it appears Gwen
only came up with this award
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1423. as a way to lure you
to the dance and your ultimate doom,
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1424. still it's inscribed, so...
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1425. I'd be honored to accept
this "Hero of the Year" award.
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1426. But I'm afraid
this doesn't belong to us.
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1427. It belongs to them.
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1428. The sidekicks.
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1429. I mean, hero support.
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1430. Why don't we just call them
what they really are, Josie?
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1431. Heroes.
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1432. Oh, and Jonathan?
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1433. Whatever you're teaching them,
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1434. keep teaching them it.
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1435. Sure.
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1436. What a waste.
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1437. I can't do anything more to help you.
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1438. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.
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1439. I went through puberty twice for this?
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1440. I have de-Pacified all the babies
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1441. and destroyed
that horrible weapon forever.
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1442. Let's boogie.
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1443. This is so sweet, I could hurl.
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1444. Tell me about it.
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1445. - Do you wanna dance?
- Yes.
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1446. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
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1447. Compared to homecoming.
the rest of the year was pretty boring.
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1448. Gwen and her gang
got what they deserved.
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1449. Now nobody wants
to Save the Citizen.
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1450. - Uncle! Uncle!
- Relax. I'm kidding.
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1451. They do spend a lot of time together.
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1452. Oh. Yeah.
and Ron Wilson. Bus driver.
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1453. fell into a vat of toxic waste.
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1454. He now works for the mayor.
defending the city from giant robots.
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1455. So in the end. My girlfriend
became my archenemy.
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1456. my archenemy
became my best friend
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1457. and my best friend
became my girlfriend.
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1458. But. Hey. That's high school.
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