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3. The Commander and Jetstream,
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4. His super-strength makes him pretty much indestructible,
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5. She has the power of supersonic fllght
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6. along with the mastery of unarmed combat,
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7. By day, they llve as Steve and Josie Stronghold,
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8. the top reaI estate agents in the metropolls of Maxville,
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9. But whenever duty calls, they are the Commander and Jetstream,
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10. Me, I have my own names for them:
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11. Mom and Dad, That's me in the middle,
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12. You look at them and see the defenders of the world,
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13. All I see is my dad wearing tights, Don't get me wrong,
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14. It can be cool to have superhero parents,
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15. llke when Mom picks up awesome takeout
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16. on her way home from work,
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17. On the other hand, llving up to the family name
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18. means I'm supposed to save the world someday,
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19. Here we go.
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20. I just have one small problem,
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21. Come on.
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22. Come on.
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23. Exactly what we want to hear.
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24. Well, that was Bert Timmerman,
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25. and he is buying the coloniaI on Pine Terrace.
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26. Above asking. No contingencies.
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27. Honey, I know that selllng reaI estate is just our cover,
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28. but I think we're in llne to win that sales trip to Hawaii.
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29. We haven't been to Hawaii since King Kamehamayhem set off that volcano.
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30. Think of it, Josie, you, me on the beach,
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31. no exploding volcanoes.
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32. I can feeI the sand in my toes already.
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33. Will is gonna be down any minute.
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34. Hey, it's his first day of school. Where is he?
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35. Will?
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36. Will?
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37. Come on, buddy. Let's get moving!
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38. Two hundred.
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39. Oh, hey, Dad. Just trying to get a few sets in before school.
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40. Low weights, high rep, huh?
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41. Good thinking. Don't want to bulk up.
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42. No, going more for definition.
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43. Big day, huh?
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44. Will?
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45. I just want you to know how proud I am
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46. that you'll be attending my alma mater
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47. and someday following me into the family business.
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48. ReaI estate?
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49. Right.
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50. ReaI estate.
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52. I know that every kid thinks his dad's invincible
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53. and I nearly am, but who knows?
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54. Maybe the next time I punch a meteor hurtllng toward Earth,
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55. I'll be the one who shatters into a milllon pieces.
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56. I guess all I'm trying to say here, Will,
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57. is it's nice to know that whatever happens to me,
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58. you'll still be around to save the world.
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59. Looking forward to it. We all are.
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60. Oh, hey.
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61. Good morning, Mrs. Stronghold.
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62. Morning.
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63. I saw you had recyclables in the trash.
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64. I took the llberty of moving them for you.
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65. Thank you, Layla. You hungry?
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66. I've got plenty of eggs, bacon.
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67. No, thanks. You know how my mom can communicate with animals?
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68. Apparently, they don't llke being eaten.
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69. How about some juice? Great.
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70. He's on his way. Oh, hi, Layla.
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71. Good morning, Commander. Commander?
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72. Oh, thanks, Layla.
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73. I can't belleve you're starting high school.
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74. Seems llke yesterday you were swimming naked in the kiddie pool.
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75. Mom!
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76. Hi, Layla.
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77. Thank you.
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78. Josie. lt's the other one.
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79. Go.
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80. I see.
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81. Thank you, mayor.
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82. There's trouble downtown.
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83. Big trouble. Downtown.
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84. Oh, shoot, and I really wanted to see Will off to the bus.
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85. I remember his first day of preschool. He wouldn't let go of my leg.
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86. Mom!
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87. Josie.
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88. Oh, Will,
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89. a reminder.
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90. A lot of the kids at Sky High
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91. will only have one superhero parent, not two,
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92. so take it easy on them. No showing off.
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93. Dad. Not to worry. I'll keep it low-key.
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94. Mrs. Rivera? Josie Stronghold.
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95. I'm gonna need to reschedule that open house.
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96. Great.
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97. Steve! Got to go!
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98. ,,,reports of a situation downtown,
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99. Let's check with a picture from News Chopper Five.
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100. EviI has struck our morning commute.
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101. lf you're travellng eastbound on the 1 1 5,
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102. you might think about taking alternate routes.
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103. Hang on, This just in, The Commander and Jetstream are on their way,
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104. Are you sure he'll be OK? What if he forgets his lunch?
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105. Josie, Josie, you've got to stop babying the boy.
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106. You're right, you're right.
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107. Left. Left!
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108. Circle back around! I'm on it.
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109. Release!
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110. Launch!
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111. And the robot goes down!
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112. He's plucking out a souvenir from a successfuI battle,
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113. What a team,
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114. The Commander and Jetstream.
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115. What would we do without them?
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116. Coming up, a bakery,,, They are good.
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117. Now, I know it's just our first day,
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118. but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind.
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119. And womankind. And animalkind.
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120. And the rain forest. Of course.
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121. Hello, kids. Hi, Mrs. Kibbitch.
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122. I just feeI really good about this year.
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123. Yeah. Should be great.
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124. Morning. Morning.
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125. ls this the bus to Sky High?
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126. What are you, crazy?
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127. I guess you want every supervillain to know we're here.
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128. No, no. Sorry.
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129. What's your name, freshman?
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130. Will Stronghold.
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131. The son of the Commander and Jetstream?
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132. Everyone. lt's Will Stronghold. Son of the Commander and Jetstream.
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133. I'm Ron Wilson, Sky High bus driver.
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134. lf I can make your journey more comfortable, let me know. You two. Up.
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135. The seat behind Ron Wilson is Will Stronghold's.
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136. lt would be an honor.
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137. lt's fine. You don't have to. I want to. You're third generation.
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138. Magenta, get up.
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139. Why? He only needs one seat. So he can sit with his girlfriend.
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140. Layla? No, she's just my friend.
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141. Yeah, totally.
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142. He's llke my brother.
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143. Oh, well, in that case, hi. I'm Larry.
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144. Yo, Will. Hey, how you doing? Hey, Layla.
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145. How you doing? How was your summer? To be honest, it was tough.
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146. T-U-P-H. I mean, I was seriously sweating it. My dad going, "Zach,
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147. I powered up before I started shaving."
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148. And here's me, dude, halfway through August...
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149. ...and zip.
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150. Oh, so you don't have your powers.
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151. You think I'd even show up today if that happened?
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152. No. No, no.
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153. Woke up a few days ago,
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154. and bam!
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155. That's great. So, what is it?
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156. You have to wait and see llke everybody else.
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157. But it's awesome, man. lt's awesome.
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158. Hi. Come on. lt's not llke
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159. you ever powered up in front of us.
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160. Sorry.
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161. Morning.
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162. That's everyone.
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163. Next stop, Sky High!
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164. Where are we?
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165. Hang on back there. We're going off-road.
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166. Here we go.
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167. Freshmen.
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168. There she is. Sky High.
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169. Kept aloft by the latest in antigravitationaI propulsion.
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170. She's in constant motion as a precaution against those
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171. who might have nefarious plans,
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172. her location supplled only to highly quallfied individuals
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173. such as myself, Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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174. Smooth and easy.
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175. Sorry.
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176. Word of advice. Don't miss the bus, 'cause the bus waits for no one.
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177. Except for you, Will Stronghold.
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178. You ever running late or early or you just want to talk...
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179. ...give me a call. Thanks, Ron.
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180. Seriously.
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181. Yeah, Freeze-Girl. Hello, freshmen, don't be shy
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182. Welcome newbies to Sky High
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183. Juniors, seniors, all the rest
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184. We're back to school Sky is the best
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185. Ready, one, two, three.
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186. We're number one!
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187. Sky High! We're number one! I hate that cheer.
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188. Speed, round them up, OK?
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189. Hey, freshmen.
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190. Your attention, please.
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191. I'm Lash. This is Speed.
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192. As representatives of the welcoming committee...
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193. We'd be happy to collect that $1 5 new student fee.
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194. There was nothing about a new student fee in the handbook.
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195. OK, guys. Very funny. I'll take over from here.
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196. Hey, everybody. I'm Gwen Grayson,
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197. your student body president.
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198. I know you're all going to love it here at Sky High.
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199. I know I have. I've just had the greatest experience,
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200. and I've made the greatest friends.
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201. There are a few rules that I just want to let you guys know.
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202. First of all...
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203. lf you can remember those few rules,
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204. I promise you will not fall off the edge of the school.
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205. Now just follow me inside for orientation.
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206. What rules? Weren't you paying attention?
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207. Good morning. I am PrincipaI Powers.
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208. On behalf of all the faculty and staff, welcome to Sky High.
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209. Yeah!
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211. and your own heroic journey will begin.
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212. "Power placement"? Sounds fascist.
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213. Power Placement: it's how they decide where you go.
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214. The hero track or the loser track.
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215. There's a loser track?
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216. I belleve the preferred term is "Hero Support."
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217. For now, good deeds and good luck. Let the adventure begin.
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218. Comets away!
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219. All right, llsten up.
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220. My name is Coach Boomer.
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221. You may know me as "Sonic Boom."
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222. You may not.
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223. Here's how Power Placement is gonna work.
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224. You will step up here and show me your power.
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225. Yes, you will do so in front of the entire class.
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226. I will then determine where you will be assigned.
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227. Hero or sidekick.
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228. Now, every year there are a few students
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229. or as I llke to call them, "whiner babies,"
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230. who see fit to question
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231. and to complain about their placement.
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232. So let's get one thing straight. My word is law.
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235. Are we clear?
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236. I said, are we clear?!
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237. Yes, Coach Boomer!
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238. Go-time!
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239. You. What's your name?
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240. Larry.
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241. llttle Larry.
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242. Get up here.
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243. What's humillating him going to prove? This is unfair.
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244. lf llfe were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
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245. Car.
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246. Big Larry. Hero.
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247. So he's good. But I'm better.
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248. Did I say you were next?
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249. Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your cllpboard.
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250. Any day now, superstar.
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251. I'm doing it. Doing what?
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252. I'm glowing. I don't think so.
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253. Well, it's easier to see in a dark room. Maybe we could turn off these llghts.
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254. Cup your hands around your eyes and look reaI close...
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255. Sidekick. Are you sure you don't want to...?
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256. Sidekick!
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257. You. Front and center.
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258. Let me say what an honor it is to... ls that your power?
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259. Butt-kissery? Funny.
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260. I heard you had a wicked... Shut up and power up.
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261. Right away.
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262. Say, that's pretty impressive...
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263. ...for a Popsicle. Sidekick.
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264. Hero.
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265. Sidekick.
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266. Super spit?
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267. Sidekick.
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268. Acid spit.
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269. Hero.
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270. Hero.
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272. Get out of here, knucklehead!
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273. Purple kid. Let's go.
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274. What's your shtick? I'm a shape-shifter.
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275. OK. Shift it.
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276. A guinea pig? Yep.
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277. Not even a swarm of guinea pigs?
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278. No.
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280. Bite me. You. Flower child.
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281. Let's go. I belleve in only using my powers
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282. when the situation demands it.
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283. Well, you're in luck.
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284. This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.
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285. To participate in this test would be to support a flawed system.
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286. The hero-sidekick dichotomy
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287. only serves to... Let me get this straight.
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288. Are you refusing to show your powers? lt's more compllcated.
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289. Sidekick!
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290. All right, we'll pick it up right after lunch, starting with you.
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291. That's not cool. I'm telllng you,
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292. Boomer's gonna regret making me a sidekick.
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293. Someday it'll be dark, he'll be all alone, walking to his car.
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294. He'll drop his keys, and l won't glow to help him find them.
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295. You got a problem with me?
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296. No. No what?
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297. No, sir. No, sir! No, sir!
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298. Just messing with you, sidekick.
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299. You're not supposed to use your powers outside of the gym.
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300. The cafeteria staff requests sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches,
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301. Am I crazy, or is that guy looking at me?
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302. Dude. What?
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304. Yeah. I've heard about him.
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305. His mom's a hero and his dad's a supervillain. Baron Battle.
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306. Where do I come in? Your dad busted his dad.
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307. Quadruple llfe sentence.
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309. That's great.
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310. lt's my first day of Sky High, and I already have an archenemy.
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311. ls he still looking?
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312. No. No?
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314. You said he wasn't looking.
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315. A reminder: There is no smoking on schooI grounds,
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316. or freezing or bursting into flame,
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318. Will Stronghold.
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319. Mind reader.
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320. No. Name tag.
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321. Right.
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322. These are my friends. That's Zach. What's up?
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323. And this is... Layla. Got it.
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324. I'm Gwen. Hi.
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325. I love your skirt. Thanks.
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326. How's Power Placement going? Great.
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327. I'm not surprised.
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328. I need a freshman rep for the homecoming committee.
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329. lf you're interested, we could talk over lunch sometime.
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330. I eat lunch.
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331. How cute is he?
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332. I guess I'll see you guys around. Yeah.
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333. Bye. Bye.
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334. I don't think she really llked my skirt.
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335. See you.
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336. And thanks for the swirly.
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337. What's up, guys? The kid...
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338. ...looked a llttle dehydrated.
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339. How about it, Stronghold? You gonna hang with us this year?
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340. Help us bring some pain to the sidekicks?
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341. That's... That sounds llke fun.
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342. Good man. See you around.
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343. OK.
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344. ...what it actually is...
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345. What do you mean, you don't know what your power is?
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346. Well...
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347. I got it. You're messing with the coach.
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348. Just llke your old man. Car!
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349. Wow. That was close.
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350. Are you insane?!
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351. I don't have super-strength.
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352. Oh, I get it.
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353. You're a fller, llke your ma. Why didn't you say so?
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354. Quit messing around. I haven't got all day.
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355. What's your power? I don't have one.
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356. Stronghold.
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357. Side... kick!
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358. I remember doing this to your father when he was just your age.
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359. Kicked me through that wall.
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360. You haven't called him yet, have you?
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361. llke I want to be the one to tell the Commander his son has no powers?
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362. Let's... Let's take a look at that chest.
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363. Well, nothing seems to be broken.
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364. Except for me not having my powers.
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366. maybe you're just a late bloomer.
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367. Could get one of them or both.
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368. Your mother's flying or your father's super-strength.
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369. But when?
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371. or fall into a vat of toxic waste,
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373. Or they die.
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374. Oh, lookit.
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375. But kids who inherit their powers...
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376. ...well, impossible to say.
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377. But I will get them, right?
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380. and one ordinary parent.
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381. But there are cases, rare, yet not unheard of,
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383. ...never acquires...
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386. There are?
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388. Well, I know of only one. Ron Wilson, bus driver?
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389. There he is.
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390. There he is now.
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391. A three-and-a-half bath Victorian with originaI crown molding?
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392. You bet we'd love to take a look. How's...
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393. When are we briefing the president on supervillain infiltration of the lRS?
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394. President would be Monday.
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395. Tuesday? Great.
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396. No, thank you, llnda.
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397. Hon, dinner's almost ready. Stop playing with your robot eye
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398. and help set the table. Sure.
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399. Oh, there he is. Hey.
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400. Man of the hour. Well, how'd it go?
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401. Dad, we need to talk.
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402. A llttle hero-to-hero talk?
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403. I think I know just the place. Come on.
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404. Hon?
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407. ...is the place.
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408. No way. The secret sanctum?
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409. You know, I'll never forget my first day at Sky High.
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410. Your grandfather finally trusted me enough
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411. to give me the key to his secret sanctum.
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414. I already added your biometrics this morning.
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418. That's why it's called the secret sanctum.
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419. I would never.
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421. Oh, this one's mine, Will.
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422. You can use Mom's. Sorry.
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423. No way.
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424. You've got a pooI table?
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425. How about the pinball machine?
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426. Man. Let's see. Where do I start?
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427. I don't know. Over here we got Mom's stuff.
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428. Scientific equipment, gadgetry, whatnot.
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430. All our greatest battles.
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431. Our finest moments.
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432. Ticranium's head.
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433. Exo's number-one bug-bot.
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434. And is this...? RoyaI Pain's Pacifier.
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435. Now that was a great day, Will.
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436. The first time your mom and l ever teamed up to fight evildoers.
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437. As soon as she came smashing through the window,
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438. I knew she was the one for me,
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439. I wish you could have seen us, We were fantastic!
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440. RoyaI Pain got his, and I got the Pacifier,
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441. And this is my proudest possession.
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442. Well, it's amazing. Well.
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443. What's it do? No idea.
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444. So this is it. lt's all down here.
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445. Our story, your mom and me,
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446. of, well, kicking butt and taking names.
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447. But now it's time
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448. for a new chapter in the story.
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449. The three of us, fighting crime together
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450. side by side... by side.
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451. Now, what was it you wanted to tell me about?
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452. That I'm gonna kick your butt at pool.
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453. Well, we'll see about that. OK.
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454. Choose your weapon, sir. I'll break.
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455. There it is. You got the right one.
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456. You were right.
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457. He took it home.
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458. Hey, he's got the ego the size of a giant robot.
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461. Where were you after school? I was worried.
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462. I got stuck in the nurse's office.
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463. The news just keeps getting better and better.
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464. Turns out I may never get my powers.
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465. How'd your dad take it?
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466. What should I do? He showed me the secret sanctum.
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467. You have to tell them.
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468. My parents are the greatest superheroes on the planet.
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469. Everybody expects greatness from me. Well, you are great.
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470. Thanks.
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471. OK, so you're a sidekick.
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472. lt's not the end of the world.
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473. When llfe gives you lemons...
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474. Make apple juice?
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475. I can't make lemons. I don't know what it is.
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476. Yeah, but see, no.
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477. You have an awesome power. You could have made hero easy.
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478. I'm not into labels.
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479. But why would you choose to be a sidekick?
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480. Because I think the whole thing is stupid.
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481. Dividing people into groups llke that. I mean...
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482. ...what is this? High school?
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483. Apple?
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484. Thanks.
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485. Morning, class.
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486. Welcome to Hero Support.
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487. My name is...
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488. ...All-American Boy!
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489. Of course, nowadays...
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490. ...I just go by Mr. Boy.
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491. This year, it's gonna be my privilege to help each of you become
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492. the very best hero support that you can be.
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493. Without hero support,
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494. why, there wouldn't be any heroes.
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495. All right, there probably would be heroes,
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496. but they would be very lonely.
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497. Lonely heroes indeed. And...
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499. Yeah,
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500. when do we pick our names and costumes?
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501. Because I call dibs on "Zach Attack."
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502. Well, you don't get to pick.
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503. On graduation day, you'll be assigned to your hero,
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504. and then he or she
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505. will decide what you will be called
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506. and what you will wear.
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507. I think this is mostly done in an attempt to avoid clashing colors.
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508. That's why when I was paired with...
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509. ...the Commander, red, white and blue it was,
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510. which for me was a very good thing because,
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511. as you can see, blue really just makes my eyes pop.
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512. lt's very dramatic.
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513. Excuse me. I didn't know you worked for the Commander.
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514. I worked with the Commander.
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515. We were a team,
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516. Mr... Mr. Stronghold.
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517. Stronghold.
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518. You Steve's son?
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519. Yeah.
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520. And he never mentioned me to you.
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521. I don't... I don't think so.
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522. Makes sense.
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523. That makes perfect sense because the Commander
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524. does not have time to sit around fllpping through scrapbooks
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525. that I took the time to make for him.
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526. No, the Commander's got to be out there saving the world.
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527. With your mom. Your mom.
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528. She ever mention me?
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529. lncoming!
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530. Oh, look. He does glow.
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531. I told you.
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532. Greetings. llttle misfire in the Mad Science Lab.
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533. No need to panic,
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534. unless you're a single-cell organism.
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535. Mr. Medulla,
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536. we in Hero Support are trained never to panic.
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537. My bad.
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538. I'll get the nurse, unless she's injured.
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539. Change... and ho!
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540. Now you. Go!
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541. Go!
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542. Go!
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543. Go!
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544. Go back.
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545. OK, number one. "A radioactive zombie is charging at your hero.
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546. Do you hand him: A, his silver-tipped crossbow,
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547. B, a wooden spike, C..."
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548. Yo, that's so weak, man.
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549. I'm holding his crossbow. Why can't I shoot him myself?
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550. Because we're hero support.
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551. And if your hero asks for a crossbow,
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552. hand it to him. Or her.
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553. By the way, Zach, you can't kill a zombie.
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554. You can only re-kill him.
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555. Or her. lf you kids are all in here,
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556. who's out there, saving the world? Dad. Why are you home so early?
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557. After stopping the Superdome collapse, I was watching the game and thought,
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558. "lt's been a while since Will and l tossed the old pigskin around."
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559. I thought I'd hustle home, but I see you and Layla
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560. have already made some new friends. lt's an honor to meet you, sir.
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561. Your name, your power?
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562. I'm Ethan, and I melt. OK.
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563. Zach. I glow. I see.
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564. Magenta. I shape-shift.
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565. Shape-shift. lnto a guinea pig.
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566. Great. Great.
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567. Great. Great. Really great.
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568. Well,
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569. I make a mean tuna fish salad sandwich.
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570. Anybody want one? No, no, no.
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571. Pleasure meeting everyone.
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572. They're a good bunch of kids, Will.
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573. Yeah. Could I ask you something, though?
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574. Does that one kid really, you know, glow?
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575. Sometimes.
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576. Boy, they have really lowered the bar some for superheroes
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577. at that schooI since I went there.
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578. Well, actually, he's a sidekick.
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579. Oh, well, that makes sense.
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580. Yeah. Actually, they're all sidekicks.
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581. Good for you, son.
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582. Kid of your stature hanging out with a bunch of sidekicks.
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583. As a freshman? I didn't have the guts. I can only imagine what your grandfather
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584. would have said if I'd have brought some of them home.
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585. You know, there's nothing wrong
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586. with being a sidekick, Dad. No. Of course not. I used to have one.
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587. Saved my llfe once too. Old... What's-his-name.
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588. So then you would be fine with...
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589. ...if I was a sidekick.
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590. Well, yeah, sure, I guess.
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591. Hey, hand me that mayonnaise there.
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592. Well, that's good then,
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593. because... Because I am.
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594. Am what?
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595. A sidekick.
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596. Who is?
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597. Me. Dad?
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598. Dad, I'm a sidekick, OK?
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599. I washed out of Power Placement.
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600. Washed out!
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601. Boomer.
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602. Couldn't make the big time, so now he thinks
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603. he can pass judgment on some reaI heroes' kids, huh?
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604. Oh, it's a power trip, Will.
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605. That's all it is. Sonic Boom?
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606. Try "Gym Teacher Man."
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607. No, Dad. What are you doing?
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608. Calllng the school. The tuition we pay them?!
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609. Dad, don't.
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610. Dad.
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611. lt's not Coach Boomer.
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612. lt's me, OK? I don't have any powers.
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613. But you never said... I mean,
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614. you made it seem llke... llke I had super-strength llke you?
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615. But I don't.
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616. But you will, Will.
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617. You're just... You're just a late bloomer.
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618. That's what it is.
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619. Maybe. Maybe not.
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620. But I don't care.
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621. Because, really, the fact of the matter is
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622. I'm proud to be a sidekick.
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623. Actually, I'm proud to be hero support.
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624. So I think we...
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625. ...pretty much covered the undead.
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626. What's next?
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627. What?
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628. "Your hero flles north at 300 miles per hour for 1 5 minutes.
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629. His archenemy is tunnellng south at 200 miles per hour for ten minutes.
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630. lf he has x-ray vision, how long before he reallzes he's going the wrong way?"
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631. All I ever wanted for him
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632. was to save the world, to just feeI that once.
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633. That's a lot to put on a 1 4-year-old's shoulders.
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634. Oh, come on, Josie.
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635. When I was his age, I could put a truck on my shoulders.
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636. Honey, I know you're disappointed.
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637. So am l. You think l didn't want to see my son fly?
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638. Or have super-strength? Or fly?
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639. But we can't change who he is.
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640. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.
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641. Steve!
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642. Oh, no, l... Where would we even find a vat of...
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643. Steve! I just... I'm thinking.
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644. Will is a great kid.
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645. This is not the end of the world. OK.
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646. So maybe we won't be the Stronghold Three,
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647. the greatest family of superheroes the world has ever known.
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648. But we will be the Stronghold Three,
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649. the greatest family the world has ever known.
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650. You're right. You're right, and he can always go into reaI estate.
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651. Welcome to Sky Hi...
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652. What's wrong, Ron?
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653. Hey, big boy. Where's your hat? Hey, where's your hat?
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654. lf you won't respect me, at least respect the hat.
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655. Guys. Guys, come on.
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656. Give Ron his hat back.
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657. All right. You're the sidekick.
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658. Give him his hat back.
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659. We'll catch you later, Stronghold.
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660. Hey, race you up the steps.
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661. Thanks, Will.
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662. Sure, Ron.
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663. Over here. Saved you a seat.
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664. Hey, and I saved you a pudding.
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665. Hey, what's up? Hey, buddy. Check this out.
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666. Sorry. You will be.
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667. Let's not do this. Think you can do what you want
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668. because your name's Stronghold? Sorry my dad put your dad in jail...
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669. Nobody talks about my father.
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670. Oh, it is so on.
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671. Fight, fight, fight. Mr. Boy, do something.
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672. I'm on it.
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673. PrincipaI Powers!
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674. PrincipaI Powers! PrincipaI Powers!
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675. PrincipaI Powers! PrincipaI Powers!
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676. Fight, fight, fight!
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677. Move.
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678. Get out of the way.
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679. Where are your sidekicks, sidekick?
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680. Right here.
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681. Yeah.
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682. Leave them alone!
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683. He's strong.
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684. I'm strong?
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685. He's super-strong.
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686. Yeah, Will!
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687. Now, who tripped me?
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688. Stronghold!
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689. What if I said it's not just her twin? lt's her eviI twin.
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690. This Friday, you say? Medulla, you dog.
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691. Think I can't take a hit?
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692. Will!
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693. Will! Pull the pin!
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694. He's coming, man!
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695. Hi.
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696. I didn't do anything. He started it.
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697. Your dad started it, and I'm gonna finish it.
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698. Don't bother. The Detention Room
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699. neutrallzes all super-powers. Sit.
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700. Now, here at Sky High we do everything we can
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701. to teach you how to use your powers.
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702. But what you do with them, that's up to you.
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703. llving up to your father's reputation or trying
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704. to llve it down is a sad waste of talent.
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705. Your talent.
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706. Try to keep that in mind
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707. the next time you're about to do something stupid.
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708. All right, look.
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709. Whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us.
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710. What do you say?
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711. I say
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712. if you ever cross me again, I'll roast you allve.
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713. So, Will, anything interesting happen at schooI today?
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714. Well, as you may have noticed, I got my powers today.
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715. Yes, we know. The principaI called.
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716. OK. Look, it's not...
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717. lt's not as bad as it sounds. lt's a really funny,
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718. great story. You nearly destroyed the cafeteria.
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719. Yeah, but, Mom... I got my powers.
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720. And do you know how to use them wisely?
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721. Sanctum. Now.
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722. Willlam Theodore Stronghold...
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723. ...come here.
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724. You're... You're not mad?
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725. My boy has super-strength. How can I be mad?
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726. I'm sorry.
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727. You are strong. Yeah.
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728. lf your mom asks,
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729. you tell her I read you the riot act, and...
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730. ...I took away your Xbox.
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731. But I don't have an Xbox. Are you sure?
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732. Go ahead. When did you...?
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733. What? Open it up.
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734. Here. Here, I'll get it.
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735. All right. Let's see.
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736. The boy has Stronghold's power.
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737. lt's almost poetic. We should crush them now.
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738. We know he has the weapon. Patience!
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739. We have waited this long.
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740. When the time is right, we'll have our revenge.
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741. You know, time would move a lot faster if we had an Xbox.
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742. Uncle. Uncle. Uncle.
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743. Dude, you made sidekick history.
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744. Dude, you made sidekick history.
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745. I don't know about that.
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746. Seriously. From now on, people mess with us at their own peril.
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747. You're breaking down barriers, proving we're not heroes and sidekicks.
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748. We're just people. Super people.
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749. Seats, please.
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750. We have a lot to cover this morning,
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751. starting with motorcycle sidecar basics.
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752. Except for you, Mr. Stronghold.
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753. Would you gather your gear and come up here?
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754. I've got your new class schedule.
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755. Congratulations. You've been transferred to the Hero class.
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756. And by the way, if you should find yourself needing any hero support,
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757. I still do a llttle freelance.
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758. But what about them?
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759. We'll still see you on the bus. We'll hang at lunch.
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760. After you dunk Ethan's head in the toilet.
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761. Well, you best not be late.
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762. Just go already.
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763. Rays!
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764. From the silllness of the shrink ray
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765. to the devastation of the death ray.
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766. These are the very foundations of Mad Science.
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767. Yes? They told me you were coming.
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768. Unfortunately, all the lab partners are taken.
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769. I suppose I could pair you with my teaching assistant.
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770. Miss Grayson?
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771. My apologies.
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772. Come on. Come on. Quickly,
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773. quickly, quickly. Feet. You stepped on my foot.
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774. OK, how's that?
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775. Perfect. lf you're building a heat ray.
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776. You're supposed to be building a freeze ray.
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777. OK, I have no idea what I'm doing.
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778. DreadfuI technique.
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779. You've confused rays with beams. D!
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780. Minus! I'd give you an F,
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781. but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.
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782. And what have we here?
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783. Well, I don't know. I didn't do it.
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784. You're far too modest, Mr. Stronghold.
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785. Or perhaps not modest enough.
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786. Miss Grayson, in the future,
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787. please allow the students to succeed, or fail,
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788. on their own.
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789. How did you do that? I'm a Technopath.
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790. I can controI technology with my mind.
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791. Wow. All I can do is punch stuff.
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792. Yet he'll be the one on cereaI boxes.
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793. Show me the justice in that.
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794. Miss Fernandez, kindly thaw out Mr. Hellman.
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795. That was amazing. So is what you did in the cafeteria.
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796. Once they start handing out grades
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797. for destruction of schooI property, I'll be in good shape.
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798. I can totally help you out with all this science stuff.
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799. Yeah, you'd do that?
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800. I could be, llke, your private tutor.
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801. Cool.
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802. Guys. Guys. Over here.
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803. Will? Sitting with Gwen Grayson?
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804. Man aims high. Gotta give him that.
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805. Sorry. All full.
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806. That's OK.
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807. I think I see an empty table over there.
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808. Come on, guys.
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809. No offense, Will.
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810. We are not running a loser outreach program. OK?
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811. I'm sorry. Penny can be a llttle...
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812. ...full of herself sometimes.
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813. Penny...
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814. Sometimes you have to act nice...
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815. I just don't want them to sit over here.
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816. OK. Just be careful.
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817. Layla. What's up?
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818. Hey, you smell nice.
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819. Tecomaria capensis, Honeysuckle?
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820. llsten. About lunch... What about it?
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821. No, at the table, Penny was being...
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822. Please. Not a big deal. No, it is, and...
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823. I feeI bad, so let me make it up to you.
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824. Maybe tonight we can go to the Paper Lantern?
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825. But you hate Chinese food.
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826. But you don't.
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827. Paper Lantern, 8:00.
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828. Will!
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829. No, guys.
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830. Come on, buddy. Easy, guys.
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831. Thanks, Will. All right.
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832. You OK?
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833. Yeah, thanks. Zach too.
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834. Come on.
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835. Not so tough when my boy's around, are you?
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836. You just think you're so big and bad, huh, Stronghold?
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837. No, I don't. Please. Will will totally take you.
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838. Saw what happened to Warren? Want a piece?
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839. Watch it. That big mouth is gonna get you in trouble.
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840. I didn't say anything. Let's settle this in P.E.
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841. Settle what? You're on.
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842. lf Will beats you in Save the Citizen, you lay off of sidekicks.
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843. lf he loses, you can dunk Ethan in the toilet every day till graduation.
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844. Yeah! You got yourself a deal.
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845. Wait, guys, guys. Bring it.
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846. Come on. Guys, are you crazy?
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847. No freshman won Save the Citizen, and they're undefeated.
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848. And you barely know how to use your powers.
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849. Sorry. Not helping.
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850. Will, you have no choice.
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851. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again.
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852. The dunking must end.
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853. Five! Four!
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854. Three! Two! One!
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855. Hey, what's up?
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856. Ramirez, Hamilton. Your citizen has just been mulched
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857. because you failed to defeat your villains.
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858. Next round. Speed, Lash, you want to be heroes or villains?
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859. Villains. Yeah.
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860. Oh, there's a surprise.
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861. Who do you want to beat next?
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862. All right. We'll take llttle Stronghold
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863. and, let's see...
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864. And we pick Peace.
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865. Remember when we used reaI citizens?
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866. Yes. Yes.
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867. Hothead, Stronghold.
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868. You're the heroes.
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869. Hey!
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870. Get your head in the game.
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871. Three minutes to immobillze your opponents
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872. and save the citizen. Save me,
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873. Ready. Save me,
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874. Set.
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875. Battle!
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876. What now, Peace?
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877. Hey! Coach, that's a foul.
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878. Call something on that. Save me, Save me,
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879. Watch it, hothead!
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880. What? No. Wait.
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881. No. Wait.
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882. Hey!
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883. Save the citizen.
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884. Save me, You are so dead.
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885. Save me,
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886. Save me,
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887. Save me,
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888. The vortex sucks away the oxygen.
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889. No oxygen, no flame.
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890. Come on!
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891. Save me,
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892. Save me,
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893. Save me,
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894. Five! Four!
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895. Three! Two! One! Yeah!
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896. Time!
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897. She's allve!
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898. Heroes win.
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899. Speed, Lash, hit the showers.
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900. Where's my boy?
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901. Will! Will!
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902. Yo, we're right here. Here.
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903. I can't belleve you won Save the Citizen as a freshman.
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904. That's never been done before.
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905. You topped Mom's best score in pinball? Get out of here.
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906. That's hilarious. There they are.
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907. Gwen? Hey.
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908. Oh, Dad, this is Gwen Grayson.
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909. Gwen Grayson, this is Dad.
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910. Mr. Stronghold, it's such an honor.
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911. I'm sorry to barge in llke this.
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912. Not at all. Will and l were just hanging. Chilllng.
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913. Honey, Gwen is a Technopath,
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914. and she's offered to help Will with his science homework.
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915. And she's a senior.
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916. I know we said we were gonna work
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917. on that antigravity stuff tomorrow, but something came up.
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918. Can we can do it tonight? Sure. Yeah.
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919. On one condition, Gwen. You join us for dinner.
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920. Oh, no, no, I couldn't intrude.
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921. Oh, yes, you can. You must.
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922. OK. Well, thanks.
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923. So should we get started? Certainly.
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924. Well, she's gorgeous.
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925. And she fixed the disposal.
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926. Really?
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927. There we were, in the middle of nowhere.
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928. She's llke, "I can't change a tire. I can only change the weather."
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929. I'm llke, "Can you at least make it stop raining?"
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930. I'll give him a few more minutes.
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931. So, Gwen, do we know your parents?
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932. I don't think so, Mrs. Stronghold. Dad went inactive a few years ago.
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933. Lets Mom do all the work now, huh?
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934. Mom passed away when I was a baby.
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935. So I did have an ulterior motive in coming here tonight.
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936. Will may have told you I'm the head of the homecoming committee?
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937. He most certainly did not.
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938. Well, I was wondering if you'd consider attending the dance.
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939. We would love to chaperone. Sure.
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940. That's very nice, Mrs. Stronghold, but no.
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941. We were hoping that you'd be the guests of honor
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942. and receive the award for Heroes of the Year.
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943. Still working on that?
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944. Hey. Hey.
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945. We go to schooI together.
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946. You're Stronghold's friend. Yeah.
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947. Yeah.
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948. You want me to heat that up for you?
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949. You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school.
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950. I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.
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951. I was supposed to be meeting Will here, but...
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952. You want to sit down?
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953. I think I can spare a minute.
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954. Oh, look, hon.
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955. What's his name? Kid with the gravity.
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956. Lance, I think. Lance something. Yeah.
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957. Oh, my gosh, look. There's Boomer.
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958. He had a mullet? Oh, God.
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959. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember her?
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960. She was a weird one. Oh, yeah. Sue Tenny.
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961. Disappeared right before graduation.
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962. Why is that?
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963. No one ever really knew. Some say she was recruiting villains at the school.
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964. Others say she was smoking in the girls' room.
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965. Nightmare. All right. Speaking of villains, there's one of the worst.
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966. Baron Battle. Warren's dad?
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967. Always swore he'd have his revenge on me.
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968. And he totally stole the lead in Oklahoma!
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969. You have to stop caring about that.
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970. lt's a long time ago. Hon.
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971. I don't wanna talk about it. You deserved it. You did.
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972. There was this time in first grade.
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973. Know how you grow llma beans in school?
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974. Will couldn't figure out why mine was growing quickly.
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975. lt was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him,
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976. and I told him about my powers, and we've been best friends ever since.
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977. And falllng for him, was that before or after the llma beans?
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978. What? I am not in love with Will Strong...
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979. ls it that obvious? Yeah.
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980. Great.
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981. So, why don't you tell him? I was gonna ask him to homecoming,
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982. but there's two problems.
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983. He llkes somebody else, and she's perfect.
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984. You know what I think?
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985. To let true love remain unspoken
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986. is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
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987. Wow.
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988. That is really deep.
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989. Yeah.
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990. And your lucky numbers are
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991. four, 1 6, five and 49.
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992. I got to go.
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993. See you around, hippie.
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994. You really didn't have to walk me home.
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995. I did if I wanted to spend any time alone with you.
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996. And, just so you know,
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997. I don't usually hang out all night with my mom and dad.
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998. Your parents are great, Will.
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999. I'm so glad they're coming to homecoming.
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1000. Now, if I could only find someone to go with.
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1001. You don't have a date for homecoming?
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1002. Well, I've gotten a few offers,
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1003. but I turned them down.
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1004. I'm just waiting for the right guy.
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1005. You, Will.
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1006. Me?
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1007. Oh, hi, Daddy.
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1008. Bye, Will.
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1009. Bye.
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1010. You're not that boy with the six arms, are you?
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1011. No, sir. Just two.
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1012. Well, keep them to yourself. Yes, sir.
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1013. Good night, sir.
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1014. Yes!
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1015. Oh, man. OK. Here you go.
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1016. Homecoming. The greatest collection of superteens ever gathered
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1017. to dance under one roof, and then we shall have our revenge.
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1018. There's only one thing we're missing.
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1019. King Kamehamayhem's surfboard?
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1020. Darn this joystick!
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1021. Right, right. The Pacifier.
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1022. Hey, smooth move on the joystick.
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1023. Uncle. Uncle. Uncle.
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1024. Layla. You're not gonna belleve what happened to me last night.
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1025. Oh, love these.
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1026. "Your loyalties are clear when it comes to friends."
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1027. Oh, God.
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1028. Oh, I totally spaced.
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1029. I'm sorry. I know you must want to kill me.
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1030. Actually, just the opposite. I have something to tell you.
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1031. Yeah? Yeah, but you first.
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1032. OK. OK. lt's about homecoming.
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1033. Really? Me too.
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1034. I'm going with Gwen Grayson. Can you belleve it?
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1035. Me, a freshman, going with the most amazing girI at Sky High.
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1036. That's awesome. I know.
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1037. Morning.
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1038. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. What's your homecoming news?
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1039. I'm going too.
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1040. Really. Who with?
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1041. Who with?
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1042. Yeah, who asked you?
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1043. Oh, who asked me.
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1044. Warren Peace.
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1045. Warren Peace? You can't be serious.
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1046. Layla, the guy's a psycho.
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1047. And he's my biggest enemy.
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1048. How could you go with him?
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1049. When did you even start hanging out? Last night, 8:00, the Paper Lantern.
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1050. Hi, Warren.
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1051. Did I do or say anything last night
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1052. to make you think this is OK?
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1053. You're funny. You'll never belleve what happened.
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1054. I was about to ask Will to homecoming when
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1055. I told him I was going with you instead.
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1056. I don't remember that being the plan.
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1057. Hey. You did the history homework? What are you doing?
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1058. lt's called sitting. No one sits here but me.
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1059. What'd you get for four? Tigerman was,
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1060. A, bitten by a radioactive tiger, or, B, bitten by a regular tiger
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1061. and then exposed to radiation.
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1062. Hey. Are we eating at Warren's table now?
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1063. I feeI extremely dangerous. Whoa. Whoa.
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1064. ls he bothering you, Magenta? Try the other way around.
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1065. Does anyone else need a date for homecoming?
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1066. Warren, you are crazy.
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1067. I promise, I'll make this as painless as possible.
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1068. So you're not doing this just because you llke me or anything.
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1069. You're doing it to get to Stronghold. Yeah.
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1070. Then I'm in.
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1071. But I'm not renting a tux.
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1072. Hey, if Warren's not here, is this still the tough-guy table?
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1073. Yeah, homecoming's stupid.
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1074. So I think I'll go. Me too.
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1075. What's up, guys? What up, dude?
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1076. What's going on?
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1077. Nothing. Let's go, Stronghold.
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1078. Two days till your Mad Science midterm,
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1079. and I am not gonna rest untiI you can build a ray gun bllndfolded.
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1080. Hey, cutie. I was just thinking about you.
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1081. I cannot wait untiI homecoming. I'm so excited. I finally...
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1082. Never call me cutie.
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1083. And is this the trigger?
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1084. No, that's the fusion device.
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1085. OK. ls...? What's this?
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1086. That's my phone.
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1087. Well, super-strong and psychic.
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1088. Hello?
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1089. Penny, I can't understand you
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1090. when you're all talking at once. OK, better.
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1091. What? Oh, no.
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1092. OK, hold on. Let me call you back. Hurry!
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1093. What's up? Problem with homecoming decorations.
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1094. Penny forgot to order the fog machine, so I might have to build one myself.
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1095. Think the committee could stop by?
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1096. Oh, I don't know because... my parents are on a distress call,
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1097. and they won't be home till late, and I'm not
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1098. supposed to have anyone here. lt's cool.
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1099. I was just hoping we could spend a llttle more time together,
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1100. but I guess I'll just see you at school?
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1101. Good night, Will.
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1102. l... lf it's...
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1103. lf it's only a few people.
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1104. Super.
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1105. Brian. You're getting cheese all over the walls.
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1106. Larry, do you have to be a two-ton rock right now?
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1107. Please, just power down.
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1108. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Guys, the floor.
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1109. Gwen, you said this was supposed to be homecoming committee.
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1110. This is the homecoming committee.
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1111. OK, OK, so a few extra people showed up.
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1112. But Will, you're popular. That's what happens.
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1113. Every kid in Hero class is here.
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1114. How am I gonna get this place cleaned in time?
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1115. Here. Come with me.
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1116. OK. So, what's on your mind?
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1117. My friends. What about them? They're all here.
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1118. Oh, you mean the sidekicks.
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1119. I think I'm just gonna call Zach and Layla,
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1120. tell them to come over here because...
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1121. Will? You are such a nice guy.
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1122. But, honestly, do you think they'd have fun?
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1123. With this crowd? I mean, don't you think they'd feeI a llttle awkward?
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1124. No. I think they'd be OK. Trust me.
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1125. They'd be miserable.
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1126. Whoa! Hey!
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1127. Sorry. Just looking for a bucket.
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1128. I wish there was somewhere we could go to be alone.
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1129. Wow. This is incredible.
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1130. Yep. Well, when you spend your whole llfe
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1131. kicking butt and taking names, I guess you make a lot of memories.
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1132. Well, maybe we should make a few of our own.
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1133. What's she doing here?
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1134. lsn't it past her bedtime?
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1135. Will? Could you go get me a diet caffeine-free orange soda?
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1136. Anything for you.
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1137. Who invited a sidekick? Yeah, what's she doing here?
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1138. Leaving.
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1139. Where's Will?
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1140. Honestly? Avoiding you.
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1141. Look. Will knows you have a crush on him.
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1142. He does? Everyone does.
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1143. Will's too nice to tell you he's not interested. Not that you take a hint.
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1144. I mean, hello? He's going to homecoming with me.
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1145. He threw a party and didn't invite you.
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1146. You're just embarrassing him. You're just embarrassing yourself.
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1147. OK. I understand.
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1148. And when you see Will again,
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1149. can you tell him that I never want to talk to him again?
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1150. I'll give him the message.
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1151. Layla.
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1152. Layla. Layla. Layla.
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1153. Layla!
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1154. Have fun with Gwen. You two deserve each other.
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1155. Gwen. Oh, thanks, Will.
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1156. What did you say to Layla?
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1157. Nothing. I mean, I just told her the truth.
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1158. You're a hero, she's a sidekick.
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1159. She was holding you back. What?
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1160. Why would you do that? Layla's been my best friend since first grade.
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1161. You've got new friends now, and I think you need to figure out
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1162. whether you want to hang with us or with those losers.
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1163. Come on. Let's go. No, forget it.
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1164. I'm not going anywhere with you, not now or not to homecoming.
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1165. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
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1166. You're dumping me?
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1167. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's get something straight, OK?
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1168. You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance.
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1169. Sorry, Gwen. I just did.
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1170. You're dumped.
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1171. You know, that's it. Everyone, out!
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1172. Party's over!
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1173. Don't stop on our account.
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1174. Your father and I fly to Europe for two hours,
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1175. and you throw a party? Unbellevable.
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1176. When I reach the count of three, I want everyone out of this house!
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1177. Son, I'm only going to ask you this...
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1178. Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.
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1179. All right. That's good enough for me.
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1180. Steve. I've got half a mind not to let him go to homecoming.
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1181. That's fine. I'm not going anyway.
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1182. Your mom said she had "half a mind."
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1183. Will, you have to go to the homecoming dance.
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1184. We all have to because we're introducing the world to the Stronghold Three,
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1185. the greatest family of superheroes mankind has ever known.
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1186. Did something happen, Will? I don't want to talk about it.
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1187. Well, we're gonna talk about it because...
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1188. ...we promised Gwen we'd go to the dance.
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1189. And when a Stronghold makes a promise, son,
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1190. that promise is kept.
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1191. I promise you, Dad, I'm not going.
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1192. Hello? Layla? Pick up, Layla.
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1193. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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1194. Fine, don't pick up. lt's me.
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1195. I'm going to the Paper Lantern. lf you get this message, meet me.
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1196. You said that? True story.
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1197. You said that? True story.
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1198. You're so funny. I love llfe.
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1199. Thanks, Boom, for inviting me.
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1200. Layla. Layla, just pick up.
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1201. ln case you didn't get my earller messages, I'm at the Paper Lantern...
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1202. Message box full,
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1203. What are you doing here? I'm looking for Layla.
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1204. Do you know where she is? How should I know?
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1205. You're taking her to homecoming. Oh, yeah. Right.
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1206. You don't have to worry about me ruining your night.
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1207. And why is that? Because I'm not going.
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1208. Well, that sucks.
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1209. Because we're only going together to make you jealous.
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1210. Dude, you're so stupid.
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1211. She's totally into you. Not after tonight.
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1212. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla or any of the guys
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1213. ever want to talk to me again. Yeah.
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1214. You must have been a reaI jerk.
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1215. Because no matter what I do, I can't get them to stop talking to me.
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1216. Thanks.
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1217. Hey, you want to dance? No.
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1218. Me neither.
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1219. Hey there, Layla.
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1220. You look llke you could use a drink.
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1221. No, thanks. Oh, don't worry.
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1222. The bubbles are just ginger ale.
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1223. The guys at this schooI are jerks.
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1224. Thanks a lot.
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1225. I thought you weren't gonna rent a tux.
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1226. lt's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solltary.
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1227. Cheese cube?
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1228. We're taking off now, hon.
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1229. Still time to change your mind and come with us.
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1230. No, I don't think so.
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1231. Mom, you ever feeI llke you messed something up so bad
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1232. you'll never be able to fix it?
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1233. People make mistakes, Will. That's what high schooI's about.
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1234. Heck, that's what llfe's about. The key is to learn from them.
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1235. I hope my friends see it that way.
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1236. A true friend, you'd be surprised at how understanding they can be.
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1237. Thanks.
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1238. Do me a favor? Put this away for me.
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1239. Your father was trying to sneak it under his cape.
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1240. He's convinced everyone at homecoming wants to reminisce.
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1241. I bet. Will do. Love you.
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1242. Have fun.
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1243. That's weird.
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1244. Gwen?
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1245. Oh, no.
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1246. Oh, no.
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1247. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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1248. I got to get to Sky High.
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1249. Josie, wait.
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1250. We can't unveil the Stronghold Three without Will.
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1251. lt's just... lt's just not the same.
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1252. Maybe we should fly home. We really don't need another award.
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1253. Welcome, Commander and Jetstream.
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1254. Good evening. First, a quick announcement.
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1255. The owner of the blue cold fusion-powered jet pack,
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1256. you left your llghts on.
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1257. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
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1258. And now, please help me welcome the head of the homecoming committee,
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1259. the girI who made all this possible, Gwen Grayson.
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1260. Thank you, PrincipaI Powers.
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1261. And a very speciaI thank you goes to our guests of honor
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1262. and the recipients of our first-ever Hero of the Year award,
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1263. the Commander and Jetstream.
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1264. To mark this occasion, we planned a speciaI tribute
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1265. to the most powerfuI super-being ever to walk the halls of Sky High.
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1266. Me!
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1267. Commander?
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1268. RoyaI Pain is a girl?
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1269. Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot.
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1270. How I ever lost to a fool llke you I'll never know.
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1271. Now prepare to be pacified.
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1272. Do you honestly think
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1273. you can kill me with that llttle toy gun of yours?
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1274. My dear Commander, who said anything about killlng you?
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1275. Josie! I've always...
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1276. Rock-a-bye, baby.
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1277. What'd I miss?
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1278. Boomer, get the kids out of here!
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1279. Hothead, find an exit.
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1280. Get as many people out as you can.
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1281. I'll slow her down...
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1282. Thanks again for the llft, Ron.
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1283. Now, if I'm not back in 30 minutes...
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1284. Come in after you. Got it.
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1285. I was gonna say go get help.
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1286. Go get help. Got it. Now get in there.
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1287. Sorry.
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1288. Where the heck are we?
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1289. Warren, how about a torch? lf you want to get barbecued.
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1290. Ladies, if I may.
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1291. Then all the reindeer loved him
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1292. Way to glow, Zach. Thanks, man.
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1293. What's up, kid?
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1294. You'll never belleve this. Gwen... ls RoyaI Pain's daughter.
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1295. And she... Stole the Pacifier.
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1296. Right. And she turned everybody
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1297. into babies, including your parents.
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1298. OK. That I didn't know.
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1299. This is more than the great Will Stronghold can handle.
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1300. She's right. lt's gonna take all of us.
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1301. All of who? You and Warren? The rest of us are only sidekicks.
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1302. Just because you have powers, that doesn't make you a hero.
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1303. Sometimes it just makes you a jerk.
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1304. Makes me a jerk. I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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1305. We get it. You've been a jerk.
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1306. Layla,
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1307. in case my homecoming date ends up killlng me tonight,
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1308. I just want you to know...
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1309. lsn't that sweet?
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1310. I hate sweet.
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1311. You guys are a part of this too?
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1312. Why am I not surprised? Go take care of Gwen.
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1313. We'll handle these clowns.
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1314. Go.
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1315. "While pushing down on the infant restraint,
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1316. pinch the two straps together." Pinch.
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1317. Royal, pinch. Pinch what? Restraint A or B?
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1318. Now you just calm down. Let's go back to one.
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1319. Come back and fight. You...
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1320. Sidekick, aren't you gonna fight back?
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1321. I don't belleve in using powers for violence.
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1322. I don't belleve you even have any powers.
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1323. Go, Penny. Beat Layla. Go, Penny. Beat Layla.
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1324. You can't hide forever, sidekick.
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1325. No way.
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1326. Sucks for you.
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1327. I take you back, my dear Commander,
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1328. to your senior year at Sky High,
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1329. a time before anyone knew what a Technopath was.
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1330. So a brilllant but misunderstood girI named Sue Tenny
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1331. was written off as a science geek and stuck in Sidekick class.
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1332. She hatched a plan, so daring, so visionary,
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1333. to start her very own Supervillain Academy
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1334. and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains.
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1335. But first she had to destroy the very institution that dared
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1336. to spurn her genius!
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1337. And now, so many years later, that plan is complete.
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1338. My only regret:
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1339. That this may be the finest supervillain speech ever given,
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1340. and you don't even know what I'm saying.
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1341. But I do.
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1342. Look. I'm sorry that my parents destroyed your mom.
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1343. Now put my dad down.
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1344. No one could defeat RoyaI Pain.
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1345. When the Pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed.
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1346. I was merely turned into a baby.
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1347. Stitches took me and raised me as his daughter.
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1348. Daddy's llttle girl.
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1349. I told you never to call me that!
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1350. Lunatic.
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1351. That's right.
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1352. RoyaI Pain wasn't my mother. RoyaI Pain is me.
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1353. Oh, my God.
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1354. I made out with an old lady.
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1355. Right here.
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1356. Way to go, Popsicle.
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1357. Big mistake.
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1358. But I thought you were a sidekick. I am a sidekick.
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1359. Don't leave us here to die.
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1360. RoyaI Pain sabotaged the antigravity device.
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1361. The whole schooI's gonna fall out of the sky.
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1362. We only have ten minutes.
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1363. Here's the antigravity room.
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1364. Didn't RoyaI Pain seaI every route? What about this conduit?
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1365. Right. You'd have to be llke a rat to fit in there.
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1366. Oh, great.
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1367. This is so stupid.
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1368. OK. OK, you're doing great, Magenta. Looks great.
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1369. Look at those cute llttle legs. OK, go about ten feet.
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1370. Yeah, there should be a opening on your right.
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1371. Gotcha. Behind the access panel.
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1372. What? lt leads to the generator.
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1373. I'm on it.
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1374. Will!
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1375. No!
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1376. And there goes your last chance of stopping me.
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1377. We'll see about that.
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1378. Surprised?
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1379. So am l. You're flying?
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1380. That's impossible!
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1381. There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes.
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1382. That's Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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1383. And I'm Ron Wilson, bus driver.
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1384. I found the generator, I think.
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1385. She has to chew the wire to the scrambler.
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1386. Cut the wire to the scrambler.
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1387. The red one. What?
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1388. Cut the red wire! There's a lot of red wires down here.
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1389. The schooI is falllng.
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1390. Chew!
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1391. Chew the wire! Chew the wire!
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1392. All unpacked. The movers didn't break a thing.
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1393. Told you we didn't need that extra insurance.
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1394. No, I know.
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1395. lt's all on you! Hold me! Hold me!
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1396. That could have been messy.
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1397. Good night.
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1398. Chester? Chester?
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1399. Now what? Beats me.
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1400. Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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1401. lt should only take me a couple of hours to reconfigure the Pacifier.
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1402. Mr. Peace, would you please carry me to the Mad Science Lab?
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1403. Sure. And, Mr. Peace.
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1404. Yeah.
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1405. Regrettably, I have made boom-boom.
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1406. People, if you've already been de-Pacified,
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1407. please find your clothes, grab a baby and report to the Science Lab.
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1408. Mom? Dad? Guys?
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1409. I just want to say sorry because
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1410. this whole thing was my fault.
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1411. You can't blame yourself. Of course not.
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1412. How were you to know your girlfriend was a totaI psychopath?
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1413. No, that's not it.
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1414. You gave me one rule, and I broke it.
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1415. I took her into the sanctum, and that's how she got the Pacifier.
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1416. The whole party was a trap.
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1417. And so was the homecoming, Will.
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1418. We all fell into RoyaI Pain's trap,
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1419. but you defeated her.
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1420. You saved Sky High,
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1421. and everyone in her. I didn't do it by myself.
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1422. Excuse me. Steve? Josie?
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1423. Though it appears Gwen only came up with this award
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1424. as a way to lure you to the dance and your ultimate doom,
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1425. still it's inscribed, so...
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1426. I'd be honored to accept this "Hero of the Year" award.
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1427. But I'm afraid this doesn't belong to us.
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1428. lt belongs to them.
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1429. The sidekicks.
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1430. I mean, hero support.
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1431. Why don't we just call them what they really are, Josie?
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1432. Heroes.
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1433. Oh, and Jonathan?
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1434. Whatever you're teaching them,
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1435. keep teaching them it.
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1436. Sure.
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1437. What a waste.
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1438. I can't do anything more to help you.
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1439. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.
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1440. I went through puberty twice for this?
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1441. I have de-Pacified all the babies
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1442. and destroyed that horrible weapon forever.
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1443. Let's boogie.
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1444. This is so sweet, I could hurl.
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1445. Tell me about it.
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1446. Do you wanna dance? Yes.
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1447. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
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1448. Compared to homecoming, the rest of the year was pretty boring,
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1449. Gwen and her gang got what they deserved,
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1450. Now nobody wants to Save the Citizen,
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1451. Uncle! Uncle! Relax, I'm kidding,
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1452. They do spend a lot of time together,
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1453. Oh, yeah, and Ron Wilson, bus driver,
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1454. fell into a vat of toxic waste,
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1455. He now works for the mayor, defending the city from giant robots,
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1456. So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy,
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1457. my archenemy became my best friend
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1458. and my best friend became my girlfriend,
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1459. But, hey, that's high school,
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