1. In a world
full of superheroes,Copy !req
2. there are two
that stand above the rest:Copy !req
3. The Commander and Jetstream.Copy !req
4. His super-strength makes him
pretty much indestructible.Copy !req
5. She has the power of supersonic flightCopy !req
6. along with a total mastery
of unarmed combat.Copy !req
7. By day, they live
as Steve and Josie Stronghold,Copy !req
8. the top real estate agents
in the metropolis of Maxville.Copy !req
9. But whenever duty calls, they are
the Commander and Jetstream.Copy !req
10. Me, I have my
own names for them:Copy !req
11. Mom and Dad.
That's me in the middle.Copy !req
12. You look at them and see
the defenders of the world.Copy !req
13. All I see is my dad
wearing tights.Copy !req
14. Don't get me wrong. It can be cool
to have superhero parents,Copy !req
15. like when Mom picks up awesome takeout
on her way home from work.Copy !req
16. On the other hand,
living up to the family nameCopy !req
17. means that I'm supposed
to save the world someday.Copy !req
18. Here we go.Copy !req
19. I just have
one small problem.Copy !req
20. Come on.Copy !req
21. Come on.Copy !req
22. Exactly what we want to hear.Copy !req
23. Well, that was Bert TimmermanCopy !req
24. and he is buying the colonial
on Pine Terrace.Copy !req
25. Above asking.
No contingencies.Copy !req
26. Honey, I know that selling real estate
is just our cover,Copy !req
27. but I think we're in line to win
that sales trip to Hawaii.Copy !req
28. We haven't been to Hawaii since
King Kamehamayhem set off that volcano.Copy !req
29. Think of it, Josie:
You, me on the beach,Copy !req
30. no exploding volcanoes.Copy !req
31. Mmm, I can feel the sand
in my toes already.Copy !req
32. Will is gonna be down
any minute.Copy !req
33. Hey, it's his first day of school.
Where is he?Copy !req
34. Will?Copy !req
35. Will?Copy !req
36. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
37. Come on, buddy.
Let's get moving!Copy !req
38. Two hundred!Copy !req
39. Oh, hey, Dad. Just trying to
get a few sets in before school.Copy !req
40. Low weights, high rep, huh?Copy !req
41. Good thinking.
Don't want to bulk up.Copy !req
42. Nah, going more for definition.Copy !req
43. Big day, huh?Copy !req
44. Will?Copy !req
45. I just want you to know
how proud I amCopy !req
46. that you'll be attending
my alma materCopy !req
47. and someday following me
into the family business.Copy !req
48. Real estate?Copy !req
49. Right.Copy !req
50. Real estate.Copy !req
51. On a more serious note, son,Copy !req
52. I know that every kid
thinks his dad's invincibleCopy !req
53. and I nearly am,
but who knows?Copy !req
54. Maybe the next time I punch
a meteor hurtling toward Earth,Copy !req
55. I'll be the one who shatters
into a million pieces.Copy !req
56. I-I guess all I'm trying
to say here, Will,Copy !req
57. is it's nice to know
that whatever happens to me,Copy !req
58. you'll still be around
to save the world.Copy !req
59. - Looking forward to it.
- We all are.Copy !req
60. - Oh! Hey!
- Oof!Copy !req
61. - Good morning, Mrs. Stronghold.
- Mornin'.Copy !req
62. I noticed you had
recyclables in the trash.Copy !req
63. I took the liberty
of moving them for you.Copy !req
64. Thank you, Layla.
You hungry?Copy !req
65. I've got plenty of eggs, bacon.Copy !req
66. No, thanks. You know how my mom
can communicate with animals?Copy !req
67. Apparently, they
don't like being eaten.Copy !req
68. - How about some juice?
- Great.Copy !req
69. He's on his way.
Oh, hi, Layla.Copy !req
70. - Good morning, Commander.
- Commander, huh?Copy !req
71. Oh. Thanks, Layla.Copy !req
72. I can't believe you and
Will are starting high school.Copy !req
73. Seems like yesterday you two
were swimming naked in the kiddie pool.Copy !req
74. Mom! Hi, Layla.Copy !req
75. Thank you.Copy !req
76. Josie, it's... the other one.Copy !req
77. Go.Copy !req
78. I see.Copy !req
79. Thank you, Mayor.Copy !req
80. There's trouble downtown.Copy !req
81. Big trouble. Downtown.Copy !req
82. Oh, shoot, and I really wanted
to see Will off to the bus.Copy !req
83. I remember his first day of preschool.
He wouldn't let go of my leg.Copy !req
84. - Mom!
- Oh.Copy !req
85. Josie.Copy !req
86. Oh, Will, uh, a reminder.Copy !req
87. A lot of the kids at Sky HighCopy !req
88. will only have one
superhero parent, not two,Copy !req
89. so take it easy on them, huh?
No showing off.Copy !req
90. Aw, Dad. Not to worry.
I'll keep it low-key.Copy !req
91. Mrs. Rivera?
Josie Stronghold.Copy !req
92. I'm gonna need to reschedule
that open house.Copy !req
93. Great.Copy !req
94. - Steve!
- Gotta go!Copy !req
95. reports
of a situation downtown.Copy !req
96. Let's check with a picture
from News Chopper Five.Copy !req
97. Evil has struck our morning commute.Copy !req
98. Here's a hint. If you're
traveling eastbound on the 115,Copy !req
99. you might think about
alternate routes.Copy !req
100. Hang on. This just in. The Commander
and Jetstream are on their way.Copy !req
101. Are you sure he'll be OK?
What if he forgets his lunch?Copy !req
102. Josie, Josie, you've got
to stop babying the boy.Copy !req
103. You're right, you're right.Copy !req
104. Left. Left!Copy !req
105. - Circle back around!
- I'm on it.Copy !req
106. - Release!
- Launch!Copy !req
107. Oh!
And the robot goes down!Copy !req
108. He's plucking out a souvenir
from another successful battle.Copy !req
109. What a team!Copy !req
110. The Commander and Jetstream.Copy !req
111. How does it feel
to save the world again?Copy !req
112. - What would we do without them?
- They are good.Copy !req
113. Now, I know it's just our first day,Copy !req
114. but I already can't wait to graduate
and start saving mankind.Copy !req
115. And womankind.
And animalkind.Copy !req
116. - And the rain forest.
- Of course.Copy !req
117. - Hello, kids.
- Hi, Mrs. Kibbitch.Copy !req
118. I just feel really good about this year.Copy !req
119. Yeah. It should be great.Copy !req
120. - Morning!
- Mornin'.Copy !req
121. Is this the bus to Sky High?Copy !req
122. Shh! What are you, crazy?Copy !req
123. Do you want every supervillain
in the neighborhood to know we're here?Copy !req
124. No, no. Sorry.Copy !req
125. What's your name, freshman?Copy !req
126. Um, Will Stronghold.Copy !req
127. The son of the
Commander and Jetstream?Copy !req
128. Everyone! It's Will Stronghold!
Son of the Commander and Jetstream!Copy !req
129. I'm Ron Wilson,
Sky High bus driver.Copy !req
130. If I can make your journey more
comfortable, let me know. You two! Up!Copy !req
131. The seat behind Ron Wilson
belongs to Will Stronghold.Copy !req
132. It would be an honor.Copy !req
133. It's fine.
You don't have to.Copy !req
134. No, I want to.
You're third generation, man.Copy !req
135. Magenta, get up.Copy !req
136. - Why? He only needs one seat.
- So he can sit with his girlfriend.Copy !req
137. Layla? No, she's just my friend.Copy !req
138. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
139. He's like my brother.Copy !req
140. Oh, well, in that case, hi.
I'm Larry.Copy !req
141. Yo, Will. Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, Layla.Copy !req
142. How you doin'?
How was your summer?Copy !req
143. To be honest, it was tough, man.Copy !req
144. T-U-P-H.
I was seriously sweatin' it.Copy !req
145. My dad going, "Zach,Copy !req
146. I powered up before
I started shaving."Copy !req
147. And here's me, dude,
halfway through August,Copy !req
148. and zip.Copy !req
149. Oh, so you... You don't
have your powers.Copy !req
150. You think I'd even
show up today if that happened?Copy !req
151. No. No, no.Copy !req
152. Woke up a few days agoCopy !req
153. and... bam!Copy !req
154. That's great.
So, what-what is it?Copy !req
155. You have to wait and see
like everybody else.Copy !req
156. But it's awesome, man.
It's awesome!Copy !req
157. Come on. It's not like you
ever powered up in front of us.Copy !req
158. Sorry!Copy !req
159. Morning!Copy !req
160. That's everyone.Copy !req
161. Next stop, Sky High!Copy !req
162. Where are we?Copy !req
163. Hang on back there!Copy !req
164. We're goin' off-road.Copy !req
165. Here we go!Copy !req
166. Yee-hoo!Copy !req
167. Pfff! Freshmen.Copy !req
168. There she is.
Sky High.Copy !req
169. Kept aloft by the latest
in antigravitational propulsion.Copy !req
170. She is in constant motion
as a precaution against thoseCopy !req
171. who otherwise might
have nefarious plans,Copy !req
172. her location supplied only
to a few highly qualified individualsCopy !req
173. such as myself,
Ron Wilson, bus driver.Copy !req
174. Smooth and easy.Copy !req
175. Whoa!Copy !req
176. Sorry!Copy !req
177. Word of advice.Copy !req
178. Don't miss the bus,
'cause the bus waits for no one.Copy !req
179. Except for you, Will Stronghold!Copy !req
180. You ever running late, running early,
or you just want to talk...Copy !req
181. - ... give me a call.
- Thanks, Ron.Copy !req
182. Seriously.Copy !req
183. - Yeah! Freeze-Girl!
- Hello, freshmen, don't be shy.Copy !req
184. Welcome newbies
to Sky High!Copy !req
185. Juniors, seniors, all the rest.Copy !req
186. We're back to school
Sky is the best!Copy !req
187. Ready, one, two, three.Copy !req
188. Whoo! We're number one!Copy !req
189. - Sky High! We're...
- I hate that cheer.Copy !req
190. Speed, round 'em up, OK?Copy !req
191. Hey, freshmen!Copy !req
192. Your attention, please.Copy !req
193. I'm Lash.
Uh, this is Speed.Copy !req
194. As representatives of the Sky High
welcoming committee...Copy !req
195. We'd be happy to collect
that $15 new student fee.Copy !req
196. Um, there was nothing about a
new student fee in the handbook.Copy !req
197. OK, guys. Very funny.
I'll take over from here.Copy !req
198. Hey, everybody.
I'm Gwen Grayson,Copy !req
199. your student body president.Copy !req
200. I know you're all going
to love it here at Sky High.Copy !req
201. I know I have. I've
just had the greatest experience...Copy !req
202. but there are a few rules that
I just want to let you guys know.Copy !req
203. First of all...Copy !req
204. If you can remember
those few simple rules,Copy !req
205. I promise you will not fall
off the edge of the school.Copy !req
206. Follow me inside for orientation.Copy !req
207. - Rules? What rules?
- Weren't you paying attention?Copy !req
208. Good morning.
I am Principal Powers.Copy !req
209. On behalf of all
the faculty and staff,Copy !req
210. welcome to Sky High.Copy !req
211. Yeah!Copy !req
212. In a few moments you will
go through Power PlacementCopy !req
213. and your own heroic journey
will begin.Copy !req
214. - "Power placement"?
- Sounds fascist.Copy !req
215. Power Placement: It's how
they decide where you go.Copy !req
216. The hero track
or the loser track.Copy !req
217. Th-th-there's a loser track?Copy !req
218. I believe the preferred term
is "Hero Support."Copy !req
219. For now, good deeds and good luck.
Let the adventure begin.Copy !req
220. Comets away!Copy !req
221. All right, listen up.Copy !req
222. My name is Coach Boomer.Copy !req
223. You may know me as "Sonic Boom."Copy !req
224. You may not.Copy !req
225. Here's how Power Placement
is gonna work.Copy !req
226. You will step up here
and show me your power.Copy !req
227. And, yes, you will do so
in front of the entire class.Copy !req
228. I will then determine
where you will be assigned.Copy !req
229. Hero or sidekick.Copy !req
230. Now, every year there are
a few studentsCopy !req
231. or, as I like to call them,
"whiner babies,"Copy !req
232. who see fit to questionCopy !req
233. and to complain
about their placement.Copy !req
234. So let's get one thing straight.
My word is law.Copy !req
235. My judgment is final,Copy !req
236. so there will be
no whiner babies.Copy !req
237. Are we clear?Copy !req
238. I said, are we... clear?Copy !req
239. Yes, Coach Boomer!Copy !req
240. Go-time!Copy !req
241. You! What's your name?Copy !req
242. L-L-Larry.Copy !req
243. Little Larry.Copy !req
244. Get up here.Copy !req
245. What's humiliating him
going to prove? This is so unfair.Copy !req
246. If life were to suddenly get fair,Copy !req
247. I doubt it would happen
in high school.Copy !req
248. Car!Copy !req
249. Big Larry. Hero!Copy !req
250. So he's good.
But I'm better.Copy !req
251. Did I say
you were next?Copy !req
252. Name's Zach, Coach Boomer.Copy !req
253. Try not to drop your clipboard.Copy !req
254. Any day now, superstar.Copy !req
255. - I'm doin' it.
- Doin' what?Copy !req
256. - I'm glowin'.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
257. Well, it's easier
to see in a dark room.Copy !req
258. Turn off these lights, cup your hands
around your eyes and look real close...Copy !req
259. - Sidekick!
- Are you sure you don't want to just...Copy !req
260. Sidekick!Copy !req
261. You! Front and center!Copy !req
262. Let me start off by sayingCopy !req
263. - what an honor it is to...
- Is that your power? Butt-kissery?Copy !req
264. Very funny, sir. I've heard
you had a wicked sense of...Copy !req
265. - Shut up and power up.
- Right away, sir.Copy !req
266. Say, that's
pretty impressive...Copy !req
267. for a Popsicle! Sidekick!Copy !req
268. Hero!Copy !req
269. Side... kick!Copy !req
270. Super spit?Copy !req
271. Sidekick.Copy !req
272. Acid spit.Copy !req
273. Hero!Copy !req
274. Ho! Hero!Copy !req
275. And a handsome one at that.Copy !req
276. Get out of here, knucklehead!Copy !req
277. Purple kid. Let's go.Copy !req
278. - What's your shtick?
- I'm a shape-shifter.Copy !req
279. OK. Shift it.Copy !req
280. - A guinea pig?
- Yep.Copy !req
281. Not even a swarm
of guinea pigs?Copy !req
282. Uh, no.Copy !req
283. Sidekick. Shoo!Copy !req
284. - Bite me.
- You. Flower child. Let's go.Copy !req
285. Uh, I believe in only using my powers
when the situation demands it.Copy !req
286. Well, you're in luck.Copy !req
287. This is the situation,
and I'm demanding it.Copy !req
288. But to participate in this test
would be to support a flawed system.Copy !req
289. The whole hero-sidekick dichotomy
only serves to...Copy !req
290. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
291. - Are you refusing to show your powers?
- It's more complicated.Copy !req
292. Sidekick!Copy !req
293. We'll pick it up right after lunch,Copy !req
294. starting with you.Copy !req
295. That's not cool.Copy !req
296. I tell you, Boomer will regret
making me a sidekick.Copy !req
297. All right?
Someday it'll be dark,Copy !req
298. he'll be all alone,
walking to his car.Copy !req
299. He'll drop his keys, and I
won't glow to help him find 'em.Copy !req
300. You got a problem with me?Copy !req
301. - Uh, no.
- No what?Copy !req
302. No, sir. No, sir! No, sir!Copy !req
303. Just messin' with you, sidekick.Copy !req
304. You're not supposed to use your powers
outside of the school gym!Copy !req
305. The cafeteria staff requests
sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches.Copy !req
306. Am I crazy, or is that guy
really looking at me?Copy !req
307. - Dude.
- What?Copy !req
308. - That's Warren Peace.
- That's Warren Peace?Copy !req
309. - Yeah.
- I've heard about him.Copy !req
310. His mom's a hero and his dad's
a supervillain. Baron Battle.Copy !req
311. Where do I come in?Copy !req
312. Your dad busted his dad.
Quadruple life sentence.Copy !req
313. - No parole until after his third life.
- That's great.Copy !req
314. My first day of Sky High, and
I already have an archenemy. Hmm.Copy !req
315. Is he still lookin'?Copy !req
316. - No.
- No?Copy !req
317. No.Copy !req
318. I thought you said
he wasn't looking.Copy !req
319. A reminder: There is
no smoking on school grounds,Copy !req
320. or freezing
or bursting into flame.Copy !req
321. I'm...Copy !req
322. Will Stronghold.Copy !req
323. Aha! Mind reader!Copy !req
324. No. Name tag.Copy !req
325. Right. Uh...Copy !req
326. Uh, these are my friends.
That's Zach.Copy !req
327. - What's up?
- And...Copy !req
328. Layla. Got it.Copy !req
329. - I'm Gwen.
- Hi.Copy !req
330. - I love your skirt.
- Th-Thanks.Copy !req
331. - How's Power Placement going?
- Um... great.Copy !req
332. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
333. I need a freshman rep
for the homecoming committee...Copy !req
334. - ... we could talk about it over lunch.
- I eat lunch.Copy !req
335. How cute is he?Copy !req
336. - I guess I'll see you guys around.
- Yeah.Copy !req
337. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
338. I don't think she
really liked my skirt.Copy !req
339. See you.Copy !req
340. And thanks for the swirly.Copy !req
341. - What's up, guys?
- The kid, uh,Copy !req
342. looked a little dehydrated.Copy !req
343. How about it, Stronghold?
You gonna hang with us this year?Copy !req
344. Help us bring some pain
to the sidekicks?Copy !req
345. That sounds like... fun.Copy !req
346. Hmm.Copy !req
347. Good man.
See you around.Copy !req
348. OK.Copy !req
349. what it actually is...Copy !req
350. What do you mean, you don't
know what your power is?Copy !req
351. Well, uh...Copy !req
352. I got it. You're messin'
with the coach.Copy !req
353. Just like your old man! Car!Copy !req
354. - Wow!
- That was close!Copy !req
355. Are you insane?Copy !req
356. I don't have super-strength!Copy !req
357. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
358. You're a flier, just like your ma.
Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
359. Whoa!Copy !req
360. Quit messin' around.
I haven't got all day.Copy !req
361. - What's your power?
- I don't have one.Copy !req
362. Stronghold.Copy !req
363. Siiiide...Copy !req
364. kick!Copy !req
365. Hmm. I remember doing this to
your father when he was just your age.Copy !req
366. Kicked me through that wall!Copy !req
367. You, uh, haven't called him yet,
have you?Copy !req
368. Like I want to be the one to tell the
Commander his son has no powers?Copy !req
369. Ooh!Copy !req
370. Let's... Let's take
a look at that chest.Copy !req
371. Well, nothing
seems to be broken.Copy !req
372. Except for me
not having my powers.Copy !req
373. Well,Copy !req
374. maybe you're
just a late bloomer.Copy !req
375. You could get one of them or both.Copy !req
376. Your mother's flying
or your father's super-strength.Copy !req
377. But when?Copy !req
378. The kids who get bit by,
uh, radioactive insectsCopy !req
379. or fall into a vat
of toxic waste,Copy !req
380. their powers usually show up
the next day. Or... they die.Copy !req
381. Ooh, lookit.Copy !req
382. But kids who
inherit their powers...Copy !req
383. well, impossible to say.Copy !req
384. But I will get them, right?Copy !req
385. Many sidekicksCopy !req
386. are the offspring
of one super-parent, mmm,Copy !req
387. and one ordinary parent.
Hmm!Copy !req
388. But there are cases, rare,Copy !req
389. yet not unheard of,Copy !req
390. where the child of two
super-powered parents,Copy !req
391. mmm-mmm,Copy !req
392. never acquiresCopy !req
393. any... powersCopy !req
394. whatsoever.Copy !req
395. There are?Copy !req
396. Like who?Copy !req
397. Well, I know of only one.
Ron Wilson, bus driver?Copy !req
398. There he is.Copy !req
399. There he is now.Copy !req
400. A three-and-a-half bath Victorian
with original crown molding?Copy !req
401. You bet we'd love to take
a look. How's, uh...Copy !req
402. When do we brief the president
on supervillain infiltration of the IRS?Copy !req
403. President would be Monday.Copy !req
404. Tuesday? Great.Copy !req
405. No, thank you, Linda.Copy !req
406. Hon, dinner's almost ready. Could you
stop playing with your robot eyeCopy !req
407. - and help set the table?
- Sure.Copy !req
408. - Oh, there he is!
- Hey.Copy !req
409. - Man of the hour!
- Well, how'd it go?Copy !req
410. Um, Dad, we need to talk.Copy !req
411. You mean a little
hero-to-hero talk?Copy !req
412. I think I know just the place.
Come on.Copy !req
413. Hon?Copy !req
414. - OK, so, Dad...
- Oh, this isn't the place, Will.Copy !req
415. This...Copy !req
416. is the place.Copy !req
417. No way! The secret sanctum?Copy !req
418. You know, I'll never forget
my first day at Sky High.Copy !req
419. Your grandfather
finally trusted me enoughCopy !req
420. to give me the key
to his secret sanctum.Copy !req
421. 'Course, in those days,
we still used keys.Copy !req
422. Go ahead, son.Copy !req
423. I already added your
biometrics this morning.Copy !req
424. Oh, Will, one thing.Copy !req
425. 'Course, you must never everCopy !req
426. bring anyone into
the secret sanctum.Copy !req
427. That's why it's called
the secret... sanctum.Copy !req
428. Uh, I would never.Copy !req
429. Go for it.Copy !req
430. Oh, this one's mine, Will.Copy !req
431. - You can use Mom's.
- Sorry.Copy !req
432. No way.Copy !req
433. You've got a pool table?Copy !req
434. How about the pinball machine?Copy !req
435. - Man.
- Let's see. Where do I start?Copy !req
436. Uh, I don't know.
Over here we got Mom's stuff.Copy !req
437. Uh, scientific equipment,
gadgetry, whatnot.Copy !req
438. Will? Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
439. All our greatest battles.Copy !req
440. Our finest moments.Copy !req
441. Ticranium's head.Copy !req
442. Exo's number one bug-bot.Copy !req
443. - And is this, uh...?
- Royal Pain's Pacifier.Copy !req
444. Now that was
a great day, Will.Copy !req
445. The first time your mom and I
ever teamed up to fight evildoers.Copy !req
446. Soon as she came smashing through the
window, I knew she was the one for me.Copy !req
447. I wish you could have seen us.
We were fantastic!Copy !req
448. Royal Pain got his,
and I got the Pacifier.Copy !req
449. And this is
my proudest possession.Copy !req
450. - Oh. Well, it's amazing.
- Well.Copy !req
451. - What's it do?
- No idea.Copy !req
452. So this is it.
It's all down here.Copy !req
453. Our story, your mom and me,Copy !req
454. of, well, kickin' butt
and takin' names, huh?Copy !req
455. But now it's timeCopy !req
456. for a new chapter in the story.Copy !req
457. The three of us,
fighting crime togetherCopy !req
458. side by side... by side.Copy !req
459. Now, what was it you
wanted to tell me about?Copy !req
460. Oh, um...Copy !req
461. that I'm gonna
kick your butt at pool!Copy !req
462. - Well, we'll see about that!
- OK.Copy !req
463. Choose your weapon, sir.
I'll break.Copy !req
464. - There it is.
- You got the right one.Copy !req
465. You were right.Copy !req
466. He took it home.Copy !req
467. Hey, he's got the ego
the size of a giant robot.Copy !req
468. Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
469. - Hey, Layla.
- Hi.Copy !req
470. So where were you after school?
I was worried.Copy !req
471. I got stuck in the nurse's office.Copy !req
472. And the news just keeps
getting better and better.Copy !req
473. Turns out I may never
get my powers.Copy !req
474. How'd your dad take it?Copy !req
475. What was I supposed to do?
He showed me the secret sanctum.Copy !req
476. You have to tell them.Copy !req
477. My parents are the greatest
superheroes on the planet.Copy !req
478. Everybody expects
greatness from me.Copy !req
479. Well, you are great.Copy !req
480. Thanks.Copy !req
481. OK, so you're a sidekick.Copy !req
482. It's not the end of the world.Copy !req
483. When life gives you lemons...Copy !req
484. Make apple juice?Copy !req
485. I can't make lemons.
I don't know what it is.Copy !req
486. Yeah, but see, no.Copy !req
487. You have an awesome power.
You could have made hero easy.Copy !req
488. I'm not into labels.Copy !req
489. But why would you
choose to be a sidekick?Copy !req
490. Because I think
the whole thing is stupid.Copy !req
491. Dividing people into groups
like that. I mean...Copy !req
492. - ... what is this?
- High school?Copy !req
493. Apple?Copy !req
494. Thanks.Copy !req
495. Morning, class.Copy !req
496. Welcome to Hero Support.Copy !req
497. My name is...Copy !req
498. All American Boy!Copy !req
499. 'Course, nowadays...Copy !req
500. Ooh!Copy !req
501. I just go by Mr. Boy.Copy !req
502. But this year,
it will be my privilegeCopy !req
503. to help each of you becomeCopy !req
504. the very best hero support
that you can be.Copy !req
505. Without hero support,Copy !req
506. why, there wouldn't be any heroes.Copy !req
507. All right, there probably
would be heroes,Copy !req
508. but they would be very lonely.Copy !req
509. Lonely heroes indeed.
And...Copy !req
510. Yes?Copy !req
511. Uh, yeah, um,Copy !req
512. when do we pick
our names and costumes?Copy !req
513. Because I call dibs
on "Zach Attack."Copy !req
514. Well, you don't get to pick.Copy !req
515. On graduation day,
you'll be assigned to your hero,Copy !req
516. and then he or she will, uh,Copy !req
517. decide what you will be called
and what you will wear.Copy !req
518. I think this is mostly done in an
attempt to avoid clashing colors.Copy !req
519. That's why when
I was paired with...Copy !req
520. the Commander,
red, white and blue it was,Copy !req
521. which for me was a very
good thing because,Copy !req
522. uh, as you can see, blue
really just makes my eyes pop!Copy !req
523. - It's very dramatic.
- Huh.Copy !req
524. Uh, excuse me. I didn't know
you worked for the Commander.Copy !req
525. I worked with the Commander.Copy !req
526. We were a team,Copy !req
527. Mr... Mr... Stronghold!Copy !req
528. Stronghold.Copy !req
529. You Steve's son?Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. And he never
mentioned me to you.Copy !req
532. I don't... I don't think so.Copy !req
533. Makes sense.Copy !req
534. That makes perfect sense,
because the CommanderCopy !req
535. does not have time to sit around
flipping through scrapbooksCopy !req
536. that I took the time
to make for him.Copy !req
537. No, the Commander's got to be
out there saving the world!Copy !req
538. With your mom. Your mom.Copy !req
539. - She ever mention me?
- Uh...Copy !req
540. Incoming!Copy !req
541. Oh, look. He does glow.Copy !req
542. I told you.Copy !req
543. Greetings.Copy !req
544. Little misfire in the Mad Science Lab.Copy !req
545. No need to panic, unless
you're a single-cell organism.Copy !req
546. Mr. Medulla,Copy !req
547. we in Hero Support
are trained never to panic.Copy !req
548. My bad.Copy !req
549. I'll get the nurse...
unless she's injured.Copy !req
550. Ah!Copy !req
551. Change... and ho!Copy !req
552. Now you. Go!Copy !req
553. Go!Copy !req
554. Go!Copy !req
555. Go!Copy !req
556. Go back.Copy !req
557. OK, number one.Copy !req
558. "A radioactive zombie
is charging at your hero.Copy !req
559. Do you hand him:
A) his silver-tipped crossbow;Copy !req
560. B) a wooden spike; C)...Copy !req
561. Yo, that's so weak, man.Copy !req
562. I'm holding his crossbow.
Why can't I shoot him myself?Copy !req
563. 'Cause we're hero support.Copy !req
564. And if your hero
asks for a crossbow,Copy !req
565. - you hand it to him.
- Or her.Copy !req
566. By the way, Zach,
you can't kill a zombie.Copy !req
567. You can only re-kill him.Copy !req
568. - Or her.
- If you kids are all in here,Copy !req
569. who's out there
saving the world?Copy !req
570. Dad. Why are you home so early?Copy !req
571. After I stopped the Superdome
from collapsing, I got to thinking,Copy !req
572. "It's been a while since Will and I
tossed the old pigskin around."Copy !req
573. I thought I'd hustle back home,
but I see you and LaylaCopy !req
574. have already made new friends.Copy !req
575. It's an honor to meet you, sir.Copy !req
576. - What's your name, your power?
- I'm Ethan, and I melt.Copy !req
577. OK.Copy !req
578. - Zach. I glow.
- I see.Copy !req
579. Magenta. I shape-shift.Copy !req
580. - Shape-shift!
- Into a guinea pig.Copy !req
581. Great. Great.Copy !req
582. Great. Great! Really great.Copy !req
583. Well!Copy !req
584. I make a mean tuna fish
salad sandwich.Copy !req
585. - Anybody want one?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
586. Pleasure meeting everyone.Copy !req
587. - They're a good bunch of kids, Will.
- Yeah.Copy !req
588. Can I ask you something, though?Copy !req
589. Does that one kid really,
you know, glow?Copy !req
590. Sometimes.Copy !req
591. Boy, they have really lowered
the bar some for superheroesCopy !req
592. at that school
since I went there.Copy !req
593. Well, actually, he's a sidekick.Copy !req
594. Oh. Well, that makes sense.Copy !req
595. Yeah.Copy !req
596. Actually, they're all sidekicks.Copy !req
597. Good for you, son.Copy !req
598. Kid of your stature hangin'
out with a bunch of sidekicks.Copy !req
599. As a freshman?
I didn't have the guts.Copy !req
600. And I can only imagine
what your grandfatherCopy !req
601. would have said if I'd have
brought some of them home.Copy !req
602. You know, there's nothing wrongCopy !req
603. - with being a sidekick, Dad.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
604. Of course not.
I used to have one.Copy !req
605. Saved my life once too.Copy !req
606. Old... what's-his-name.Copy !req
607. So then you would
be fine with...Copy !req
608. if I was a sidekick.Copy !req
609. Well, yeah, sure, I guess.Copy !req
610. Hey, hand me that mayonnaise there.Copy !req
611. Well, that's good then,Copy !req
612. because... because I am.Copy !req
613. - Am what?
- A sidekick.Copy !req
614. - Who is?
- Me, Dad.Copy !req
615. Dad, I'm a sidekick, OK?Copy !req
616. I washed out of Power Placement.Copy !req
617. Washed out!Copy !req
618. Boomer.Copy !req
619. Couldn't make the big time,
so now he thinksCopy !req
620. he can pass judgment on
some real heroes' kids, huh?Copy !req
621. Oh, it's a power trip, Will.Copy !req
622. That's all it is. Sonic Boom?Copy !req
623. Try "Gym Teacher Man."Copy !req
624. No, Dad!
What are you doing?Copy !req
625. I'm calling the school.
The tuition we pay them!Copy !req
626. Dad, don't. Dad!Copy !req
627. It's not Coach Boomer!Copy !req
628. It's me, OK?
I don't have any powers.Copy !req
629. But you never said...Copy !req
630. I mean, you made it seem like...Copy !req
631. Like I had super-strength
like you?Copy !req
632. But I don't.Copy !req
633. But you will, Will!Copy !req
634. You're just...Copy !req
635. You're just a late bloomer!
That's what it is!Copy !req
636. Maybe. Maybe not.Copy !req
637. But I don't care.Copy !req
638. Because, really,
the fact of the matter isCopy !req
639. I'm proud to be a sidekick.Copy !req
640. Actually, I'm proud
to be hero support.Copy !req
641. Uh, so I, uh, think we pretty much
covered the undead.Copy !req
642. What's next?Copy !req
643. What?Copy !req
644. "Your hero flies north
at 300 miles per hour for 15 minutes.Copy !req
645. His archenemy is tunneling south
at 200 miles per hour for 10 minutes.Copy !req
646. Assuming your hero
has X-ray vision,Copy !req
647. how long before he realizes
he's going the wrong way?"Copy !req
648. All I ever wanted for him
was to save the world.Copy !req
649. To just feel that once.Copy !req
650. That's a lot to put on
a 14-year-old's shoulders.Copy !req
651. Oh, come on, Josie!Copy !req
652. When I was his age, I could
put a truck on my shoulders.Copy !req
653. Oh!Copy !req
654. Honey, I know
you're disappointed.Copy !req
655. So am I. You think I didn't
want to see my son fly?Copy !req
656. - Or have super-strength?
- Or fly?Copy !req
657. But we can't change who he is.Copy !req
658. Not without dropping him
in a vat of toxic waste.Copy !req
659. - Steve!
- Aw... Oh, no, no..Copy !req
660. Where would we even find a vat of...Copy !req
661. - Steve!
- I-I just, I'm thinking.Copy !req
662. Will is a great kid.Copy !req
663. This is not the end
of the world. OK.Copy !req
664. So maybe we won't be
the Stronghold Three,Copy !req
665. the greatest family of superheroes
the world has ever known.Copy !req
666. But we will be
the Stronghold Three,Copy !req
667. the greatest family
the world has ever known.Copy !req
668. You're right.Copy !req
669. You're right, and he can
always go into real estate!Copy !req
670. Welcome to Sky Hi...Copy !req
671. Come on, Ron.Copy !req
672. Hey, big boy.
Where's your hat?Copy !req
673. Hey, where's your hat?Copy !req
674. If you're not gonna respect me,
at least respect the hat!Copy !req
675. - Oh, pfff!
- Guys. Guys, come on.Copy !req
676. Give Ron his hat back.Copy !req
677. All right.
You're the sidekick.Copy !req
678. Give him his hat back.Copy !req
679. We'll catch you later,
Stronghold.Copy !req
680. Hey, race you up the steps.Copy !req
681. Thanks, Will.Copy !req
682. Sure, Ron.Copy !req
683. - Over here!
- Saved you a seat!Copy !req
684. Hey, and I saved you a pudding!Copy !req
685. - Hey, what's up?
- Hey, buddy. Check this out.Copy !req
686. Whoa!Copy !req
687. - Uh... sorry.
- You will be.Copy !req
688. Let's not do this.Copy !req
689. You think you can do whatever
you want 'cause your name's Stronghold?Copy !req
690. I'm sorry my dad
put your dad in jail, but...Copy !req
691. Nobody talks about my father.Copy !req
692. Ah!Copy !req
693. Oh, it is so on!Copy !req
694. - Fight, fight, fight!
- Mr. Boy, do something!Copy !req
695. I'm on it!Copy !req
696. Principal Powers!Copy !req
697. Principal Powers!
Principal Powers!Copy !req
698. Principal Powers!
Principal Powers!Copy !req
699. Fight, fight, fight!Copy !req
700. Oooh!Copy !req
701. Hurry up! Move out of the way!Copy !req
702. Oh!Copy !req
703. Where are your sidekicks,
sidekick?Copy !req
704. Right here!Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. Leave them alone!Copy !req
707. He's strong!Copy !req
708. I'm strong?Copy !req
709. He's super-strong.Copy !req
710. Yeah, Will!Copy !req
711. Now, who tripped me?Copy !req
712. Stronghold!Copy !req
713. What if I said it's not just her twin?
It's her evil twin.Copy !req
714. - This Friday, you say?
- Medulla, you dog!Copy !req
715. Think I can't take a hit?Copy !req
716. Will!Copy !req
717. Will! Pull the pin!Copy !req
718. He's comin', man!Copy !req
719. Hi.Copy !req
720. I didn't do anything, though.
He started it.Copy !req
721. Your dad started it,
and I'm gonna finish it.Copy !req
722. Don't bother.Copy !req
723. The Detention Room neutralizes
all super-powers. Sit.Copy !req
724. Now, here at Sky High
we do everything we canCopy !req
725. to teach you how
to use your powers.Copy !req
726. But what you do with them,
now that's up to you.Copy !req
727. Living up to your father's reputation
or trying to live it downCopy !req
728. is a sad waste of talent.
Your talent.Copy !req
729. Try to keep that in mind the next time
you're about to do something stupid.Copy !req
730. All right, look.Copy !req
731. Whatever happened with our dads,
it has nothing to do with us.Copy !req
732. What do you say?Copy !req
733. I sayCopy !req
734. if you ever cross me again,
I'll roast you alive.Copy !req
735. So, Will, anything
interesting happen at school today?Copy !req
736. Uh...Copy !req
737. Well, as you may have noticed,
I got my powers today!Copy !req
738. Yes, we know.
The principal called.Copy !req
739. OK. Look, it's not...Copy !req
740. It's not as bad as it sounds.Copy !req
741. - It's a really funny, great story.
- You nearly destroyed the cafeteria.Copy !req
742. Yeah, but, Mom...
I got my powers!Copy !req
743. And do you know
how to use them wisely?Copy !req
744. Sanctum. Now.Copy !req
745. William Theodore Stronghold...Copy !req
746. come here!Copy !req
747. You're not mad?Copy !req
748. My boy has super-strength!
How can I be mad?Copy !req
749. Ow!Copy !req
750. I'm sorry. Ow!Copy !req
751. - You are strong!
- Yeah.Copy !req
752. If your mom asks, you tell her
I read you the riot act, and...Copy !req
753. I took away your Xbox.Copy !req
754. - But I don't have an Xbox.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
755. - Oh! Go ahead.
- When did you...?Copy !req
756. - What?
- Open it up!Copy !req
757. Here. Here, I'll get it.Copy !req
758. All right. Let's see.Copy !req
759. The boy
has Stronghold's power.Copy !req
760. - It's almost poetic.
- We should crush them now.Copy !req
761. - We know he has the weapon.
- Patience!Copy !req
762. We have waited this long.Copy !req
763. When the time is right,
we'll have our revenge.Copy !req
764. You know, time would move
a lot faster if we had an Xbox.Copy !req
765. Ah! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
766. - Dude, you made sidekick history!
- Aw. I don't know about that.Copy !req
767. No, seriously. From now on,
people mess with us at their own peril.Copy !req
768. You're breaking down barriers,
proving we're not heroes and sidekicks.Copy !req
769. - We're just people.
- Super people.Copy !req
770. Seats, please.Copy !req
771. We have a lot to cover this morning,
starting with motorcycle sidecar basics.Copy !req
772. Uh, except for you,
Mr. Stronghold.Copy !req
773. Would you gather your gear
and come up here, please?Copy !req
774. I've got your new class schedule.Copy !req
775. Congratulations. You've been
transferred to the Hero class.Copy !req
776. Oh, and by the way, if you should
find yourself needing any hero support,Copy !req
777. I still do a little freelance. Ha!Copy !req
778. Ha!Copy !req
779. But what about them?Copy !req
780. - We'll see you on the bus.
- We'll hang at lunch.Copy !req
781. After you've dunked
Ethan's head in the toilet.Copy !req
782. Well, you best not be late.Copy !req
783. Just go already.Copy !req
784. Rays!Copy !req
785. From the silliness
of the shrink rayCopy !req
786. to the devastation
of the death ray.Copy !req
787. These are the very
foundations of Mad Science.Copy !req
788. Yes? They told me
you were coming.Copy !req
789. Unfortunately, all the
lab partners are taken.Copy !req
790. I suppose I could pair you
with my teaching assistant.Copy !req
791. Miss Grayson?
My apologies.Copy !req
792. Come on.Copy !req
793. Come on! Quickly,
quickly, quickly.Copy !req
794. Feet! You stepped on my foot!Copy !req
795. OK, how's that?Copy !req
796. Perfect... if you're building
a heat ray.Copy !req
797. You're supposed to be
building a freeze ray.Copy !req
798. OK, I have no idea
what I'm doing.Copy !req
799. Dreadful technique.Copy !req
800. You've confused rays
with beams! D!Copy !req
801. Minus! I'd give you an F,Copy !req
802. but that would only mean having
to see you in summer school.Copy !req
803. - And what have we here?
- Uh...Copy !req
804. Well, I don't know.
I didn't do it.Copy !req
805. You're far too modest,
Mr. Stronghold.Copy !req
806. Or perhaps
not modest enough.Copy !req
807. Miss Grayson,
in the future,Copy !req
808. please allow the students
to succeed, or fail,Copy !req
809. on their own.Copy !req
810. How did you do that?Copy !req
811. I'm a Technopath.Copy !req
812. I can control technology
with my mind.Copy !req
813. Wow. All I can do
is punch stuff.Copy !req
814. Yet he'll be the one
on cereal boxes.Copy !req
815. Show me the justice in that.Copy !req
816. Miss Fernandez,
kindly thaw out Mr. Hellman.Copy !req
817. - That was amazing.
- So is what you did in the cafeteria.Copy !req
818. Yeah. Once they start
handing out gradesCopy !req
819. for destruction of school property,
I'll be in good shape.Copy !req
820. You know, I can totally help you out
with all this science stuff.Copy !req
821. Yeah, you'd do that?Copy !req
822. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
823. I could be, like, your...
private tutor.Copy !req
824. Cool.Copy !req
825. Guys! Guys! Over here.Copy !req
826. Will? Sitting with Gwen Grayson?Copy !req
827. Man aims high.
Gotta give him that.Copy !req
828. Sorry. All full.Copy !req
829. That's OK.Copy !req
830. Uh, I think I see
an empty table over there.Copy !req
831. Come on, guys.Copy !req
832. No offense, Will.Copy !req
833. We are not running a loser
outreach program. OK?Copy !req
834. I'm sorry.
Penny can be a little...Copy !req
835. full of herself sometimes.Copy !req
836. Penny...Copy !req
837. Sometimes you
have to act nice...Copy !req
838. - I just don't want them to sit here.
- OK.Copy !req
839. Layla! What's up?Copy !req
840. Hey, you smell nice.Copy !req
841. Tecomaria capensis.
Honeysuckle?Copy !req
842. - Listen. About lunch...
- What about it?Copy !req
843. At the table, Penny was being...Copy !req
844. - Please. Not a big deal.
- No, it is, and...Copy !req
845. I feel bad, so let me
make it up to you.Copy !req
846. Maybe tonight we can go
to the Paper Lantern?Copy !req
847. - But you hate Chinese food.
- But you don't.Copy !req
848. Paper Lantern. 8:00.Copy !req
849. Will!Copy !req
850. No, guys!Copy !req
851. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!Copy !req
852. Come on, buddy.
Easy, guys.Copy !req
853. - Thanks, Will.
- All right.Copy !req
854. You OK?Copy !req
855. - Yeah, thanks.
- Zach too.Copy !req
856. Come on.Copy !req
857. Not so tough when
my boy's around, are you?Copy !req
858. You just think you're so big
and bad, huh, Stronghold?Copy !req
859. - No, I-I don't.
- Please! Will will totally take you.Copy !req
860. You saw what happened to Warren?Copy !req
861. Watch it, Stronghold. That big mouth
is gonna get you in trouble.Copy !req
862. - I didn't say anything.
- Why not settle this in P.E.?Copy !req
863. - What?
- You're on.Copy !req
864. If Will beats you in Save the Citizen,
lay off sidekicks for the year.Copy !req
865. And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan
in the toilet every day till graduation.Copy !req
866. - Yeah! Huh?
- You got yourself a deal.Copy !req
867. - Wait, guys, guys.
- Bring it.Copy !req
868. C-Come on!
Guys, are you crazy?Copy !req
869. No freshman ever won
Save the Citizen,Copy !req
870. and those guys are undefeated!Copy !req
871. And you barely know
how to use your powers!Copy !req
872. Sorry. Not helping.Copy !req
873. Will, you have no choice.Copy !req
874. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head
in the toilet. Not again.Copy !req
875. The dunking must end.Copy !req
876. Five! Four!Copy !req
877. Three! Two! One!Copy !req
878. Uh! Hey, what's up?Copy !req
879. Ramirez! Hamilton!
Your citizen has just been mulchedCopy !req
880. because you failed
to defeat your villains.Copy !req
881. Next round. Speed, Lash,
you want to be heroes or villains?Copy !req
882. - Villains.
- Yeah.Copy !req
883. Ooh, there's a surprise.Copy !req
884. Who do you want to beat next?Copy !req
885. All right.
We'll take little StrongholdCopy !req
886. and, uh, let's see...Copy !req
887. And we pick Peace!Copy !req
888. - Remember when we used real citizens?
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
889. Hothead, Stronghold,
you're the heroes.Copy !req
890. Hey!
Get your head in the game!Copy !req
891. You have three minutes
to immobilize your opponentsCopy !req
892. - and save the citizen!
- Save me!Copy !req
893. - Ready!
- Save me.Copy !req
894. Set!Copy !req
895. Battle!Copy !req
896. Oh!Copy !req
897. Oh!Copy !req
898. - Ha!
- What now, Peace?Copy !req
899. Ow!Copy !req
900. Hey! Coach, that's a foul!
Call something on that!Copy !req
901. Save me! Save me!Copy !req
902. Are you blind, ref?Copy !req
903. Watch it, hothead!Copy !req
904. Ahhh!Copy !req
905. What? No! Wait!Copy !req
906. No! Wait!Copy !req
907. Hey!Copy !req
908. Save the citizen!Copy !req
909. - Save me.
- You are so dead!Copy !req
910. Save me.Copy !req
911. Save me.Copy !req
912. The vortex sucks away the oxygen.Copy !req
913. No oxygen, no flame.Copy !req
914. Come on!Copy !req
915. Save me.Copy !req
916. Save me.Copy !req
917. Save me.Copy !req
918. Five! Four!Copy !req
919. Three! Two! One!Copy !req
920. Time!Copy !req
921. She's alive!Copy !req
922. Heroes win!Copy !req
923. Speed, Lash,
hit the showers!Copy !req
924. Where's my boy?Copy !req
925. - Will!
- Will!Copy !req
926. Whoo!Copy !req
927. - Yo, we're right here!
- Here!Copy !req
928. I just can't believe you won
Save the Citizen as a freshman.Copy !req
929. That's never been done before!Copy !req
930. And you topped Mom's best score on
the pinball machine? Get outta here!Copy !req
931. - That is hilarious.
- There they are.Copy !req
932. - Gwen?
- Hey.Copy !req
933. Oh, uh, Dad,
this is Gwen Grayson.Copy !req
934. Gwen Grayson, this is Dad.Copy !req
935. Mr. Stronghold,
it's such an honor.Copy !req
936. I'm sorry to barge in like this.Copy !req
937. Oh, not at all. Will and I
were just hangin'. Chillin'.Copy !req
938. Honey, Gwen is a Technopath,Copy !req
939. and she's offered to help Will
with his science homework.Copy !req
940. And she's a senior.Copy !req
941. We said we'd work on that antigravity
stuff tomorrow, but something came up.Copy !req
942. - Any chance we can do it tonight?
- Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
943. On one condition, Gwen.
You join us for dinner.Copy !req
944. Oh, no, I couldn't intrude.Copy !req
945. - Oh, yes, you can.
- You must.Copy !req
946. OK. Well, thanks.Copy !req
947. - So should we get started?
- Certainly.Copy !req
948. Well, she's gorgeous.Copy !req
949. And she fixed the disposal.Copy !req
950. Really?Copy !req
951. So there we were,
in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
952. and she's like,
"I can't change a tire!Copy !req
953. I can only change the weather!"Copy !req
954. I'm like, "Can you at least
make it stop raining?"Copy !req
955. Uh, I'll give him
a few more minutes.Copy !req
956. So, Gwen, do we
know your parents?Copy !req
957. Mmm. I don't think so,
Mrs. Stronghold.Copy !req
958. Dad went inactive a few years ago.Copy !req
959. Lets Mom do all the work now, huh?Copy !req
960. Mom passed away
when I was a baby.Copy !req
961. So I did have an ulterior motive
in coming here tonight.Copy !req
962. Will told you I'm the head
of the homecoming committee?Copy !req
963. Uh, he most certainly did not.Copy !req
964. Well, I was wondering if you'd consider
attending the homecoming dance.Copy !req
965. - We would love to chaperone.
- Sure.Copy !req
966. That's very nice,
Mrs. Stronghold, but no.Copy !req
967. We were hoping that
you'd be the guests of honorCopy !req
968. and receive the award
for Heroes of the Year.Copy !req
969. Still workin' on that?Copy !req
970. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
971. We go to school together.Copy !req
972. - You're Stronghold's friend.
- Yeah.Copy !req
973. Yeah.Copy !req
974. You want me to heat that up for you?Copy !req
975. You're not supposed to use
your powers outside of school.Copy !req
976. I was just gonna
stick it in the microwave.Copy !req
977. Uh, I was supposed to be
meeting Will here, but, um...Copy !req
978. You want to sit down?Copy !req
979. I think I can spare a minute.Copy !req
980. Oh, look, hon.Copy !req
981. There's... What's his name?
Kid with the gravity.Copy !req
982. - Lance, I think. Lance something.
- Yeah.Copy !req
983. Oh, my gosh, look.
There's Boomer.Copy !req
984. - He had a mullet?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
985. Oh, whoa-whoa-whoa.
Remember her?Copy !req
986. - Hmm? She was a weird one.
- Oh, yeah. Sue Tenny.Copy !req
987. Disappeared right before graduation.Copy !req
988. - Why is that?
- No one ever really knew.Copy !req
989. Some say she was, uh,
recruiting villains at the school.Copy !req
990. Others say she was smoking
in the girls' room.Copy !req
991. Nightmare.
All right, now.Copy !req
992. Speaking of villains, there's one
of the worst. Baron Battle.Copy !req
993. Warren's dad?Copy !req
994. Always swore he'd have
his revenge on me.Copy !req
995. And he totally stole
the lead in Oklahoma!Copy !req
996. You have to stop
caring about that.Copy !req
997. - It's a long time ago.
- Hon.Copy !req
998. - Don't wanna talk about it!
- You deserved it.Copy !req
999. Then there was this time
in first grade.Copy !req
1000. You know how you grow
lima beans in school?Copy !req
1001. Will could not figure out
why mine grew so quickly.Copy !req
1002. It was driving him crazy.
So finally I took mercy on himCopy !req
1003. and I told him about my powers,
and we've been best friends ever since.Copy !req
1004. Hmm.Copy !req
1005. And falling for him, was that
before or after the lima beans?Copy !req
1006. What? I am not in love
with Will Strong...Copy !req
1007. - Is it that obvious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1008. - Great.
- So why don't you tell him?Copy !req
1009. Well, I was gonna
ask him to homecoming,Copy !req
1010. but there's two problems.Copy !req
1011. He likes somebody else,
and she's perfect.Copy !req
1012. Hmm. You know what I think?Copy !req
1013. To let true love remain unspokenCopy !req
1014. is the quickest route
to a heavy heart.Copy !req
1015. Wow.Copy !req
1016. That is really deep.Copy !req
1017. Yeah.Copy !req
1018. And your lucky numbers are...Copy !req
1019. four, 16, five and 49.Copy !req
1020. I gotta go.Copy !req
1021. See you around, hippie.Copy !req
1022. You didn't have to walk me home.Copy !req
1023. I did if I wanted to spend
any time alone with you.Copy !req
1024. And, just so you know,Copy !req
1025. I don't usually hang out all night
with my mom and dad.Copy !req
1026. Your parents are great, Will.Copy !req
1027. I'm so glad they're
coming to homecoming.Copy !req
1028. Now, if I could
only find someone to go with.Copy !req
1029. You don't have a date
for homecoming?Copy !req
1030. Well, I've gotten a few offers, but...Copy !req
1031. I turned them down.Copy !req
1032. I'm just waiting for the right guy.Copy !req
1033. Oh.Copy !req
1034. You, Will.Copy !req
1035. Me?Copy !req
1036. Oh, hi, Daddy.Copy !req
1037. Bye, Will.Copy !req
1038. Bye.Copy !req
1039. You're not that boy
with the six arms, are you?Copy !req
1040. No, sir. Just two.Copy !req
1041. - Well, keep them to yourself.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1042. Good night, sir.Copy !req
1043. Yes! Whoo!Copy !req
1044. Oh, man! OK.
Here you go.Copy !req
1045. Oh!Copy !req
1046. Homecoming. The greatest collection
of superteens ever gatheredCopy !req
1047. to dance under one roof, and then
we shall have our revenge!Copy !req
1048. There's only one thing
we're missing!Copy !req
1049. King Kamehamayhem's
surfboard?Copy !req
1050. Darn this joystick!Copy !req
1051. Ah! Right, right.
The Pacifier.Copy !req
1052. Hey, smooth move
on the joystick.Copy !req
1053. Ahhh!Copy !req
1054. Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
1055. Layla!Copy !req
1056. You're not gonna believe
what happened last night.Copy !req
1057. Oh. I love these.Copy !req
1058. "Your loyalties are clear
when it comes to friends."Copy !req
1059. Oh, God. Oh.Copy !req
1060. Oh, I totally spaced. Uh...Copy !req
1061. I'm sorry. I know
you must want to kill me.Copy !req
1062. Actually, just the opposite.
I have something to tell you.Copy !req
1063. - Yeah?
- Yeah, but you first.Copy !req
1064. OK. OK.
It's about homecoming.Copy !req
1065. Really? Me too.Copy !req
1066. I'm going with Gwen Grayson.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
1067. Me, a freshman, going with
the most amazing girl at Sky High.Copy !req
1068. - That's awesome!
- I know.Copy !req
1069. Morning!Copy !req
1070. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
What's your homecoming news?Copy !req
1071. I'm going too.Copy !req
1072. Really. Who with?Copy !req
1073. Who with?Copy !req
1074. Yeah, who asked you?Copy !req
1075. Oh, who asked me.Copy !req
1076. Warren Peace.Copy !req
1077. Warren Peace?
You can't be serious.Copy !req
1078. Layla, the guy's a psycho.
And he's my biggest enemy!Copy !req
1079. How could you go with him?
When did you even start hanging out?Copy !req
1080. Last night, 8:00,
the Paper Lantern.Copy !req
1081. Hi, Warren.Copy !req
1082. Did I do or say anything last night
to make you think this is OK?Copy !req
1083. Funny. You're never gonna
believe what happened.Copy !req
1084. I was about to ask Will
to homecoming when,Copy !req
1085. wouldn't you know it, I said
I was going with you instead.Copy !req
1086. I don't remember that being the plan.Copy !req
1087. Hey. You did the history homework?Copy !req
1088. - What are you doin'?
- Sitting.Copy !req
1089. - No one sits here but me.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1090. What'd you get for four?
I wasn't sure if TigermanCopy !req
1091. was, A) bitten by a radioactive tiger,
or B) bitten by a regular tiger,Copy !req
1092. then exposed to radiation.Copy !req
1093. Hey. Are we eating
at Warren's table now?Copy !req
1094. - I feel extremely dangerous.
- Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1095. - Is this guy bothering you, Magenta?
- Try the other way around.Copy !req
1096. Does anyone else need a date
for homecoming?Copy !req
1097. Warren, you are crazy!Copy !req
1098. Please, I promise. I'll make this
as painless as possible.Copy !req
1099. So you're not doin' this
just 'cause you like me or anything.Copy !req
1100. - You're doin' it to get to Stronghold.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1101. Then I'm in.Copy !req
1102. But I'm not renting a tux.Copy !req
1103. Hey, if Warren's not here,
is this still the tough-guy table?Copy !req
1104. Yeah, homecoming's stupid.Copy !req
1105. - So? I think I'll go.
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1106. - What's up, guys?
- What up, dude?Copy !req
1107. - Hey.
- What's going on?Copy !req
1108. - Nothin'.
- Let's go, Stronghold.Copy !req
1109. Only two days till
your Mad Science midterm.Copy !req
1110. I am not gonna rest until you
can build a ray gun blindfolded.Copy !req
1111. Hey there, cutie. I was
just thinking about you.Copy !req
1112. I cannot wait until homecoming.
I'm so excited. I finally...Copy !req
1113. - Ow!
- Never call me cutie.Copy !req
1114. And is this the trigger?Copy !req
1115. No, that's the fusion device.Copy !req
1116. OK. Is...? What's this?Copy !req
1117. That's my phone.Copy !req
1118. Well.
Super-strong and psychic.Copy !req
1119. Hello?Copy !req
1120. Wait. Penny, I can't understand you
when you're all talking at once.Copy !req
1121. OK, better.Copy !req
1122. What? Oh, no.Copy !req
1123. - OK, hold on. Let me call you back.
- Hurry!Copy !req
1124. What's up?Copy !req
1125. Problem with
the homecoming decorations.Copy !req
1126. Penny forgot to order the fog machine,
so I might have to build one myself.Copy !req
1127. - Think the committee could stop by?
- Ooh, I don't know because,Copy !req
1128. uh, my parents are on a distress call,
and they won't be home till late.Copy !req
1129. - I'm not supposed to have anyone here.
- It's cool.Copy !req
1130. I was just hoping we could spend
a little more time together, but..Copy !req
1131. I guess I'll just see you at school?Copy !req
1132. Good night, Will.Copy !req
1133. Uh, I... If it's...Copy !req
1134. Um, if it's only a few people.Copy !req
1135. Super.Copy !req
1136. Brian! You're getting cheese
all over the walls!Copy !req
1137. Larry, do you have to be
a two-ton rock right now?Copy !req
1138. Please, just power down.Copy !req
1139. Hey.Copy !req
1140. Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys, the floor!Copy !req
1141. Gwen! You said this was supposed
to be homecoming committee.Copy !req
1142. This is the
homecoming committee.Copy !req
1143. OK, OK, so a few
extra people showed up.Copy !req
1144. But, Will, you're popular!
That's what happens!Copy !req
1145. Gwen, every kid
in Hero class is here.Copy !req
1146. How am I gonna get this place
cleaned up in time?Copy !req
1147. Here, come with me.Copy !req
1148. OK. So, what's on your mind?Copy !req
1149. - My friends.
- What about 'em? They're all here.Copy !req
1150. Oh. You mean the sidekicks.Copy !req
1151. I think I'm just gonna
call Zach and Layla,Copy !req
1152. tell 'em to come
over here because...Copy !req
1153. Will, you are such a nice guy.Copy !req
1154. But, honestly, do you think
they'd have fun?Copy !req
1155. With this crowd? I mean, don't you
think they'd feel a little awkward?Copy !req
1156. - No. I think they'd be OK.
- Trust me.Copy !req
1157. They'd be miserable.Copy !req
1158. - Whoa!
- Hey!Copy !req
1159. Sorry!Copy !req
1160. Just lookin' for a bucket!Copy !req
1161. I wish there was somewhere
we could go to be alone.Copy !req
1162. Um...Copy !req
1163. Wow. This is incredible.Copy !req
1164. Yep. When you spend your whole life
kicking butt and taking names,Copy !req
1165. I guess you make a lot of memories.Copy !req
1166. Well, maybe we should make
a few of our own.Copy !req
1167. What's she doing here?Copy !req
1168. Isn't it past her bedtime?Copy !req
1169. Hey, Will? Could you go get me
a diet caffeine-free orange soda?Copy !req
1170. Anything for you.Copy !req
1171. - Who invited a sidekick?
- Yeah, what's she doing here?Copy !req
1172. Leaving.Copy !req
1173. Where's Will?Copy !req
1174. Honestly? Avoiding you.Copy !req
1175. Look, Will knows you
have a crush on him.Copy !req
1176. - He does?
- Everyone does.Copy !req
1177. Will's too nice to say
he's not interested.Copy !req
1178. Not that you can take a hint.
I mean, hello?Copy !req
1179. He's going to homecoming with me.Copy !req
1180. He threw a party
and didn't invite you.Copy !req
1181. You're just embarrassing him.
You're just embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
1182. OK. I understand.Copy !req
1183. And, um, when you see Will again,Copy !req
1184. can you tell him that I never
want to talk to him again?Copy !req
1185. - I'll give him the message.
- Layla.Copy !req
1186. Layla! Layla! Layla!Copy !req
1187. Layla!Copy !req
1188. Have fun with Gwen.
You two deserve each other.Copy !req
1189. - Gwen.
- Oh, thanks, Will.Copy !req
1190. - What did you say to Layla?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1191. I mean, I just told her the truth.Copy !req
1192. You're a hero, she's a sidekick.
She was holding you back.Copy !req
1193. What?Copy !req
1194. Why would you do that? Layla's been
my best friend since first grade.Copy !req
1195. You've got new friends now, and I
think that you need to figure outCopy !req
1196. whether you want to hang with us
or with those losers.Copy !req
1197. - Come on. Let's go.
- No, forget it.Copy !req
1198. I'm not going anywhere with you,
not now or not to homecoming.Copy !req
1199. Might as well just find
yourself a new date, Gwen.Copy !req
1200. You're dumping me?Copy !req
1201. Whoa-whoa-whoa,
let's get something straight, OK?Copy !req
1202. You do not dump me!
Not the night before the dance!Copy !req
1203. Sorry, Gwen.
I, uh, just did.Copy !req
1204. You're dumped!Copy !req
1205. That's it. Everyone, out!Copy !req
1206. Party's over!Copy !req
1207. Don't stop on our account.Copy !req
1208. Your father and I fly to Europe
for two hours, and you throw a party?Copy !req
1209. Unbelievable.Copy !req
1210. When I reach the count of three,
I want everyone out of this house!Copy !req
1211. Son, I'm only going to ask you this...Copy !req
1212. Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.Copy !req
1213. All right. That's good enough for me.
Hmm?Copy !req
1214. Steve, I have got half a mind
not to let him go to homecoming.Copy !req
1215. - That's fine. I'm not going anyway.
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.Copy !req
1216. Your mom said she had "half a mind."Copy !req
1217. Will, you have to go
to the homecoming dance.Copy !req
1218. We all have to because we're introducing
the world to the Stronghold Three,Copy !req
1219. the greatest family of superheroes
mankind has ever known.Copy !req
1220. - Did something happen, Will?
- I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
1221. Well, we're gonna talk about it
because...Copy !req
1222. we promised Gwen
we'd go to the dance!Copy !req
1223. And when a Stronghold
makes a promise, son,Copy !req
1224. that promise is kept!Copy !req
1225. I promise you, Dad, I'm not going.Copy !req
1226. Hello? Layla?
Pick up, Layla.Copy !req
1227. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Fine, don't pick up. It's me.Copy !req
1228. I'm going to the Paper Lantern.
If you get this message, meet me there.Copy !req
1229. - You said that?
- True story.Copy !req
1230. - You're so funny.
- I love life!Copy !req
1231. Thanks, Boom, for inviting me.Copy !req
1232. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1233. You'll like this one.
It was the spring of '88...Copy !req
1234. Layla.
Layla, just pick up.Copy !req
1235. In case you didn't get
my earlier messages,Copy !req
1236. I'm at the Paper Lantern, and I...Copy !req
1237. Message box full.Copy !req
1238. - What are you doing here?
- I'm, uh, looking for Layla.Copy !req
1239. - Do you know where she is?
- How should I know?Copy !req
1240. - You're taking her to homecoming.
- Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
1241. Well, you don't have to worry
about me ruining your night.Copy !req
1242. - And why is that?
- Because I'm not going.Copy !req
1243. Hmm. Well, that sucks.Copy !req
1244. Because we're only going
together to make you jealous.Copy !req
1245. - Huh?
- Dude, you're so stupid.Copy !req
1246. - She's totally into you.
- Not after tonight.Copy !req
1247. I wouldn't be surprised if Layla
or any of the other guysCopy !req
1248. - ever want to talk to me again.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1249. You must have been a real jerk.
Because no matter what I do,Copy !req
1250. - I can't get 'em to stop talking to me.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1251. - Hey, you want to dance?
- No.Copy !req
1252. Me neither.Copy !req
1253. Hey there, Layla.Copy !req
1254. You look like
you could use a drink.Copy !req
1255. No, thanks.Copy !req
1256. Oh, don't worry.
The bubbles are just ginger ale.Copy !req
1257. Oops.Copy !req
1258. The guys at this school are jerks!Copy !req
1259. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1260. I thought you weren't
gonna rent a tux.Copy !req
1261. It's my dad's. He doesn't have
much use for it in solitary.Copy !req
1262. Cheese cube?Copy !req
1263. We're taking off now, hon.Copy !req
1264. Still time to change your mind
and come with us.Copy !req
1265. Nah, I don't think so.Copy !req
1266. Mom, you ever feel like you
messed something up so badCopy !req
1267. that you'll never
be able to fix it?Copy !req
1268. People make mistakes, Will.
That's what high school's about.Copy !req
1269. Heck, that's what life's about.
The key is to learn from them.Copy !req
1270. I hope my friends
see it that way.Copy !req
1271. If someone is a true friend,Copy !req
1272. you'd be surprised at how
understanding they can be.Copy !req
1273. Thanks.Copy !req
1274. Do me a favor?
Put this away for me.Copy !req
1275. I caught your father
sneaking it out under his cape.Copy !req
1276. He's convinced that everyone
wants to reminisce with him.Copy !req
1277. - I bet. Will do.
- Love ya.Copy !req
1278. Have fun.Copy !req
1279. That's weird.Copy !req
1280. Gwen?Copy !req
1281. Oh, no.Copy !req
1282. Oh, no.Copy !req
1283. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1284. I gotta get to Sky High.Copy !req
1285. Josie, wait.Copy !req
1286. We can't unveil
the Stronghold Three without Will.Copy !req
1287. It's just...
it's just not the same.Copy !req
1288. Maybe we should fly home.Copy !req
1289. And we really
don't need another award.Copy !req
1290. Welcome,
Commander and Jetstream!Copy !req
1291. Good evening.
First, a quick announcement.Copy !req
1292. The owner of the blue cold
fusion-powered jet pack,Copy !req
1293. you left your lights on.Copy !req
1294. Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry.Copy !req
1295. And now, please help me welcome
the head of the homecoming committee,Copy !req
1296. the girl who made all this possible,
Gwen Grayson.Copy !req
1297. Thank you, Principal Powers.Copy !req
1298. And a very special thank you
goes to our guests of honorCopy !req
1299. and the recipients of our
first-ever Hero of the Year award,Copy !req
1300. the Commander and Jetstream.Copy !req
1301. And to mark this occasion,
we've planned a special tributeCopy !req
1302. to the most powerful super-being
ever to walk the halls of Sky High.Copy !req
1303. Me!Copy !req
1304. Commander?Copy !req
1305. - Royal Pain is a girl?
- Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot!Copy !req
1306. How I ever lost to a fool like you
I'll never know.Copy !req
1307. Now prepare to be Pacified!Copy !req
1308. Do you honestly think you can kill me
with that little toy gun of yours?Copy !req
1309. My dear Commander, who said
anything about killing you?Copy !req
1310. Ahhh!Copy !req
1311. Josie! I've always...Copy !req
1312. Rock-a-bye, baby!Copy !req
1313. What'd I miss? Ah!Copy !req
1314. Boomer! Get the kids out of here!Copy !req
1315. Hothead! Find an exit!Copy !req
1316. Get as many people out
as you can!Copy !req
1317. I'll slow her dow...!Copy !req
1318. Thanks again for the lift, Ron.
Now, if I'm not back in 30 minutes...Copy !req
1319. Come in after you! Got it!Copy !req
1320. I was gonna say go get help.Copy !req
1321. Go get help. Got it!
Now get in there!Copy !req
1322. Sorry!Copy !req
1323. - Where are we?
- Hey, Warren, how 'bout a torch?Copy !req
1324. Only if you want
to get barbecued.Copy !req
1325. Ladies, if I may.Copy !req
1326. - Way to glow, Zach.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1327. 'Sup, kid?Copy !req
1328. You're never gonna
believe this. Gwen...Copy !req
1329. - Is Royal Pain's daughter.
- Yeah, and she...Copy !req
1330. - Stole the Pacifier.
- Right.Copy !req
1331. She turned everybody into babies,
including your parents.Copy !req
1332. OK. That I didn't know.Copy !req
1333. This is even more than the great
Will Stronghold can handle.Copy !req
1334. She's right.
It's gonna take all of us.Copy !req
1335. All of who?
You and Warren?Copy !req
1336. The rest of us are only sidekicks.Copy !req
1337. Just because you have powers,
that doesn't make you a hero.Copy !req
1338. Sometimes it just makes you a jerk.Copy !req
1339. Makes me a jerk.Copy !req
1340. - I guess what I'm trying to say is...
- We get it. You've been a jerk.Copy !req
1341. Layla,Copy !req
1342. in case my homecoming date
ends up killing me tonight,Copy !req
1343. I just want you to know...Copy !req
1344. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
1345. I hate sweet!Copy !req
1346. You guys are a part of this too?Copy !req
1347. - Why am I not surprised?
- Go take care of Gwen.Copy !req
1348. We'll handle these clowns.Copy !req
1349. Go.Copy !req
1350. Whoa!Copy !req
1351. "While pushing down
on the infant restraint,Copy !req
1352. pinch the two straps together."Copy !req
1353. - Pinch, Royal, pinch.
- Pinch what? Restraint A or B?Copy !req
1354. Now you just calm down.
Let's go back to one.Copy !req
1355. Ahhh!Copy !req
1356. Come back and fight! You...Copy !req
1357. Come on, sidekick!
You gonna fight back?Copy !req
1358. I don't believe in using
powers for violence.Copy !req
1359. I don't believe you
even have any powers!Copy !req
1360. Go, Penny! Beat Layla!
Go, Penny! Beat Layla!Copy !req
1361. You can't hide forever, sidekick!Copy !req
1362. No way.Copy !req
1363. Sucks for you!Copy !req
1364. Cootchie-cootchie-coo!Copy !req
1365. I take you back,
my dear Commander,Copy !req
1366. to your senior year at Sky High,Copy !req
1367. a time before anyone knew
what a Technopath was.Copy !req
1368. So a brilliant but misunderstood
girl named Sue TennyCopy !req
1369. was written off as a science geek
and stuck in Sidekick class.Copy !req
1370. She hatched a plan,
so daring, so visionary,Copy !req
1371. to start her very own
Supervillain AcademyCopy !req
1372. and raise a generation of heroes
from scratch as villains.Copy !req
1373. But first she had to destroy
the very institutionCopy !req
1374. that dared to spurn her genius!Copy !req
1375. And now, so many years later,
that plan is complete.Copy !req
1376. My only regret:Copy !req
1377. That this may be the finest
supervillain speech ever given,Copy !req
1378. and you don't even know
what I'm saying.Copy !req
1379. But I do.Copy !req
1380. Look. I'm sorry that my parents
destroyed your mom.Copy !req
1381. Now put my dad down.Copy !req
1382. No one could defeat Royal Pain.Copy !req
1383. When the Pacifier exploded,
I wasn't destroyed.Copy !req
1384. I was merely
turned into a baby.Copy !req
1385. Stitches took me away
and raised me as his daughter.Copy !req
1386. Daddy's little girl.Copy !req
1387. I told you never to call me that!Copy !req
1388. Lunatic!Copy !req
1389. That's right.Copy !req
1390. Royal Pain wasn't my mother.
Royal Pain is me!Copy !req
1391. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1392. I made out with an old lady.Copy !req
1393. Yoo-hoo! Right here!Copy !req
1394. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1395. Way to go, Popsicle.Copy !req
1396. Hmm!Copy !req
1397. Big mistake.Copy !req
1398. But I thought
you were a sidekick!Copy !req
1399. I am a sidekick.Copy !req
1400. Don't leave us here to die!Copy !req
1401. Royal Pain sabotaged
the antigravity device!Copy !req
1402. The whole school's
gonna fall out of the sky!Copy !req
1403. We only have 10 minutes!Copy !req
1404. Here's the antigravity room.Copy !req
1405. Didn't Royal Pain
seal off every route?Copy !req
1406. - What about this conduit?
- Right.Copy !req
1407. You'd have to be like
a rat to fit in there.Copy !req
1408. Oh, great.Copy !req
1409. This is so stupid.Copy !req
1410. OK. OK, you're doin' great, Magenta.
Looks great.Copy !req
1411. Look at those cute little legs.
OK, go about 10 feet.Copy !req
1412. Yeah, there should be
a opening on your right.Copy !req
1413. - Gotcha!
- Find the access panel.Copy !req
1414. - What?
- It leads to the generator.Copy !req
1415. I'm on it!Copy !req
1416. Will!Copy !req
1417. No!Copy !req
1418. And there goes your last chance
of stopping me.Copy !req
1419. We'll see about that!Copy !req
1420. - Huh?
- Surprised?Copy !req
1421. - So am I.
- You're flying?Copy !req
1422. That's impossible!Copy !req
1423. Ah!Copy !req
1424. There's only one person authorized
to transport superheroes.Copy !req
1425. And that's Ron Wilson, bus driver.Copy !req
1426. And I'm Ron Wilson, bus driver.Copy !req
1427. I found the generator...
I think.Copy !req
1428. Chew the wire to the scrambler.Copy !req
1429. Cut the wire connected
to the scrambler.Copy !req
1430. - The red one.
- What?Copy !req
1431. Cut the red wire!Copy !req
1432. There's a lot
of red wires down here.Copy !req
1433. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1434. The school is falling!Copy !req
1435. Ahhh!Copy !req
1436. Chew!Copy !req
1437. Chew the wire!Copy !req
1438. All unpacked, and the
movers didn't break a thing.Copy !req
1439. Told you we didn't need
that extra insurance.Copy !req
1440. No, I know.Copy !req
1441. Oh, no!Copy !req
1442. It's all on you! Hold me! Hold me!Copy !req
1443. Ahhh!Copy !req
1444. Whoa. That could have been messy.Copy !req
1445. Good night.Copy !req
1446. - Ohh!
- Chester? Chester?Copy !req
1447. - Now what?
- Beats me.Copy !req
1448. Perhaps I can be
of assistance.Copy !req
1449. It should only take me a couple
of hours to reconfigure the Pacifier.Copy !req
1450. Mr. Peace, would you please
carry me to the Mad Science Lab?Copy !req
1451. - Sure.
- And, Mr. Peace.Copy !req
1452. Yeah.Copy !req
1453. Regrettably,
I have made boom-boom.Copy !req
1454. People, if you've
already been de-Pacified,Copy !req
1455. please find your clothes, grab a baby
and report to the Science Lab.Copy !req
1456. Mom? Dad? Guys?Copy !req
1457. I just want to say sorry because
this whole thing was my fault.Copy !req
1458. - Honey, you can't blame yourself.
- 'Course not.Copy !req
1459. How were you supposed to know
your girlfriend was a psychopath?Copy !req
1460. No, that's not it. Um,Copy !req
1461. you gave me one rule,
and I broke it.Copy !req
1462. I took her into the sanctum,
and that's how she got the Pacifier.Copy !req
1463. - The whole party was a trap.
- And so was the homecoming, Will.Copy !req
1464. We all fell into Royal Pain's trap,
but you defeated her.Copy !req
1465. You saved Sky High,
and everyone in her.Copy !req
1466. - I didn't do it by myself.
- Excuse me. Steve? Josie?Copy !req
1467. Even though it appears Gwen
only came up with this awardCopy !req
1468. as a way to lure you to the dance
and your ultimate doom,Copy !req
1469. still it's inscribed, so...Copy !req
1470. I'd be honored to accept
this "Hero of the Year" award.Copy !req
1471. But I'm afraid this
doesn't belong to us.Copy !req
1472. It belongs to them.Copy !req
1473. The sidekicks.Copy !req
1474. I mean, hero support.Copy !req
1475. Why don't we just call them
what they really are, Josie?Copy !req
1476. Heroes.Copy !req
1477. Oh, and, Jonathan?Copy !req
1478. Whatever you're teaching them,Copy !req
1479. keep teaching them it.Copy !req
1480. Sure.Copy !req
1481. What a waste.Copy !req
1482. I can't do anything more
to help you.Copy !req
1483. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.Copy !req
1484. I went through puberty twice...
for this?Copy !req
1485. I have de-Pacified all the babiesCopy !req
1486. and destroyed
that horrible weapon forever.Copy !req
1487. Let's boogie!Copy !req
1488. This is so sweet,
I could hurl.Copy !req
1489. Tell me about it.Copy !req
1490. - Do you wanna dance?
- Yes!Copy !req
1491. I mean, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1492. Compared to homecoming,
the rest of the year was pretty boring.Copy !req
1493. Gwen and her gang
got what they deserved.Copy !req
1494. But now nobody wants
to save the citizen.Copy !req
1495. Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
1496. Relax. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1497. But they are getting to spend
a lot of quality time together.Copy !req
1498. Oh, yeah, and Ron Wilson, bus driver,
fell into a vat of toxic waste.Copy !req
1499. He now works for the mayor,
defending the city from giant robots.Copy !req
1500. So in the end, my girlfriend
became my archenemy,Copy !req
1501. my archenemy
became my best friendCopy !req
1502. and my best friend
became my girlfriend.Copy !req
1503. But, hey, that's high school.Copy !req