1. was selected king, 1958.
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2. Today is the day they
run in Rome.
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3. You're listening to
K-LOST, home of the apocalypse.
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4. The call-in question
of the day is
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5. who will be the new King?
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6. I'm sending in an ICBM
across the wasteland
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7. for all of you on the
yellow brick road to Vegas
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8. looking for a hero.
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9. If you find one, send
him my way, baby.
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10. David.
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11. What?
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12. Float away, little
butterfly, just flutter away.
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13. I got a gig in Vegas.
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14. And the wastelands
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15. You still there?
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16. Cross that line, kid,
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17. I'll cut your little
teddy bear in half
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18. Last kid that crossed that line,
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19. had to summon up
the spinach monster
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20. with my rock and roll magic.
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21. Spinach monster grabbed
him, pulled him underground,
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22. made him eat spinach all day.
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23. Rumor has it, kid.
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24. He's still there.
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25. All right boys, we
kill him now or later?
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26. Kill him now.
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27. Later?
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28. No, we'd better
wait till he's drunk.
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29. Nice shoes.
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30. Don't touch my guitar, man.
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31. Don't even touch my guitar.
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32. Hollow body six-string 1957.
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33. A good year.
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34. See those cats over there?
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35. Those cats are king material.
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36. Going all the way to Vegas
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37. The only one going to
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38. I know your type, buddy.
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39. You ain't going to Vegas
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40. Where you go, death follows
like a blown out '52 Plymouth
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41. Top Hat's put a big price
on that guitar, Buddy.
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42. But maybe you give it to us.
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43. We forget we ever saw you.
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44. Come on guys, pulling
night isn't till Tuesday.
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45. Who are you fooling?
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46. Maybe you were good once.
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47. What are you looking at?
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48. But now, everybody knows
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49. who can't tell a six-string
from a shot glass.
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50. You're probably not
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51. But maybe we kill you anyway.
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52. Nice tuxedo.
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53. Nice tuxedo to die in.
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54. Nobody messes with the Pinpals
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55. and gets away with it, nobody.
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56. Yeah, nobody.
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57. Pick up the spare.
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58. Should've waited till
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59. I don't think he's drunk yet.
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60. Nice car.
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61. Thanks.
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62. Tag, you're it.
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63. You gotta be kidding me?
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64. Well, what are you waiting for?
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65. Damn.
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66. Guess it's not my day.
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67. You're it.
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68. Beware of the Spinach Monster.
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69. See you in hell, boy.
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70. It was him.
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71. He was here.
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72. They were my best bowlers.
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73. The one with the four eyes
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74. What's the matter,
comrade Death?
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75. You.
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76. I asked you to kill
one simple guitarist,
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77. and what do I get?
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78. Dead bald guys.
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79. You four have failed
me for the last...
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80. Nice shoes.
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81. Another caller, can you dig it?
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82. We're rockin'n'rollin
ourselves to death
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83. Yeah, Werewolf?
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84. I just saw death and he's
looking for your number.
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85. Well you just tell
that dark ugly dude
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86. that my number is
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87. Not bad.
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88. Thanks for the ride, kid.
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89. Here we go, you're
on the air with the Werewolf
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90. the topic is.
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91. Who will be the next
king of rock'n'roll?
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92. Swell.
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93. Listen up baby
for a word from our sponsors
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94. Are you a busy rock warrior?
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95. Are you constantly plagued
by small annoying animals
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96. on the path to Vegas?
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97. Call us to round up
all your stray cats,
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98. dogs and other furry creatures.
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99. Can you dig it?
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100. Sounds like we need
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101. Four.
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102. Why, Harriet Look
who's come to dinner
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103. Why, it's Wally Fishbinder.
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104. and his little boy Jed.
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105. How the hell are you boy?
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106. So I suppose you don't have
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107. How the hell are you boy?
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108. You've finished paying off
that new Plymouth of yours?
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109. I tell ya, I sure hope to hell
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110. you didn't go to one of
those boys on the lot.
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111. They see you coming a mile
away, ready to eat you alive.
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112. Those Plymouth
dealers will tell you
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113. they're cutting you a break,
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114. when all they're doing
is just fattening you up
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115. for the slaughter.
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116. All little Rusty can talk about
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117. is riding in the
Fishbinder's new Studebaker.
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118. Oh my, Jeddy, you're just a
little weed is what you are.
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119. You're just getting plumpier
every time we see you.
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120. Come up here sweetie.
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121. You ever try a
pink golf ball Wally?
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122. Why, the wind shear
alone on a pink golf ball
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123. can take the head clean
off a 90 pound midget
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124. at over 300 yards.
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125. So, you don't have a ratchet.
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126. Can I get you anything?
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127. Some coffee?
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128. Would you like some candy?
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129. Here, would you like some candy?
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130. Can I get you anything at all?
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131. Here, have some candy.
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132. Don't you think this
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133. Look, they're a little strange
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134. but they're better
than what's outside.
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135. Hey, Rusty's been looking
for a new third base man.
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136. You play, Jed?
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137. Have some candy.
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138. Here you are.
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139. It'll put some meat on
your bones, slugger.
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140. Bye Bye
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141. Bye Bye.
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142. Bye bye.
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143. He looks nice and
marinated, dear.
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144. Slice me off a
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145. Windmill people.
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146. I hate those guys.
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147. Phooey, no breakfast again.
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148. Aha Ratchet.
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149. Nice kitty.
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150. Hurry daddy, the
wind's picking up.
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151. Hurry daddy, they're
getting closer
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152. Hurry home Jed, or
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153. Watch your back Buddy,
there's a storm coming in.
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154. What are you looking at?
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155. You look up at the sky, you
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156. but you don't look
at me kid, got it?
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157. And don't think this means
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158. cause we're not.
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159. Who you be
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160. tell me about the new king.
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161. This is Death.
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162. Hello, I'd like to make
a dedication, please?
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163. Yeah, yeah, go ahead baby,
you're connected with the Wolf
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164. To all the
rock'n'rollers out there
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165. whose guitar picks shall
litter my path to Vegas
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166. to claim my throne.
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167. Soon, Vegas will be destroyed,
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168. and a new song of darkness
will fill the airwaves.
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169. Hello?
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170. Yeah, let me blag this one out
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171. for the duke of the dark side.
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172. Watch out all you
rock 'n roll mortals,
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173. Death is on the line.
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174. You got me trembling baby.
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175. Dropped something?
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176. Wonder where I could trade
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177. What?
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178. What?
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179. What, kid?
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180. Listen up callers,
if you're still out there
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181. on the road to Vegas,
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182. you better get your butt in
gear before it disappears,
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183. cause Vegas is still
looking for the king.
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184. Well good luck, baby,
cause you're gonna need it
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185. If you're not fully stocked
on your guitar strings,
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186. ratchets and other
valuable things,
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187. take a ride out down to
little man's warehouse.
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188. He's got everything from
plutonium to toilet water...
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189. Located in the town of
Fallout, 200 miles from Vegas.
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190. Please.
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191. Please.
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192. Please.
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193. Arrival
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194. Arrival.
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195. New arrival
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196. Arrival.
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197. New arrival.
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198. Got a ratchet, little man?
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199. Ain't no more
ratchets here, homie.
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200. Only paradise,
you got a problem?
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201. I don't wanna rumble
with you, little man.
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202. I just want to drink
off that nasty ass
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203. toilet water you're
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204. Man, you didn't come
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205. Good point.
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206. How are you with kids?
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207. Terrible.
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208. Great, you're hired.
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209. Now, where can I
get a real drink?
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210. Follow the yellow
brick road, homie.
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211. See you around, kid.
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212. I got a gig in Vegas.
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213. Do you think it'll
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214. All the same, wherever you go,
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215. it'll always be the same.
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216. So, heard everybody's
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217. What's it worth these days?
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218. Free and a box of Crackerjacks?
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219. Prom tickets?
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220. A trip to Disneyland?
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221. A hundred bucks?
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222. You know, we don't get too
many new guys around here.
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223. A lot of King wannabees,
on their way to Vegas.
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224. Of course, not you.
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225. You're the king, yeah
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226. Exit, stage left.
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227. Do you know who I am?
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228. No.
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229. Buddy, Death.
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230. Well, what do you
know, it talks.
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231. Wait a minute.
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232. What's the rush?
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233. Let's savor this
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234. Hey, four eyes.
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235. They say you can kill 200 men
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237. Is that really true?
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238. Hey, I'm talking
to you, old man.
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239. What's the matter?
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240. You scared?
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241. You don't wanna be like me, kid.
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242. Go home, start a family,
get a picket fence.
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243. And get a real guitar.
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244. Stop playing around.
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245. Now I know how to defeat
the four eyed one.
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246. His heart is his weakness.
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247. The boy.
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248. The boy.
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249. The boy makes him very uncool.
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250. Do you like the beach, kid?
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251. Build sandcastles,
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252. go surfing, get a tan.
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253. I used to love the
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254. If you see any sea
shells, kid, let me know
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255. What's a beach?
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256. How much further?
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257. Hey four eyes.
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258. I don't have a family.
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259. This is it.
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260. Hey, hey turn around.
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261. You're a coward.
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262. I gotta get a new gig.
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263. Let somebody else be king.
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264. You can still be a good king.
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265. A '56 Chevy Bel Air can kick
a '47 Buick Roadmaster's ass
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266. any day, at least on the
first quarter mile that is.
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267. You come all this way
without saying squat,
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268. and now you're trying
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270. I liked you better when you
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271. Go to bed.
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272. Buddy.
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273. What?
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274. I'm afraid of that
Spinach Monster thing.
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275. Hollow body, six-string 1957.
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276. I know that sound.
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277. Good shooting, boys.
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278. Who are you?
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279. Death.
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280. Cool.
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281. You here for me?
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282. You and every other rock'n'roller
out to claim my throne.
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283. Give me the guitar and
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284. I hope you guys can play.
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285. Stop him.
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286. Swell.
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287. Spinach monster.
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288. Let's hit it.
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289. There are others left to kill.
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290. Welcome to hell, boy.
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291. Tag you're it.
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292. How do you like hell?
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293. Loser.
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294. I hate kids.
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295. I really hate kids.
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296. Loser.
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297. Who do you think
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298. Just clock the creep.
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299. Get up.
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300. Hit me I dare you to hit me.
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301. Come on.
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302. Cool.
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303. Child.
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304. You are the victor.
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305. You have been chosen
by the windmill god.
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306. And now you will be
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307. If I were you, I'd run.
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308. If you were me,
you'd be good looking.
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309. That's not nice, get him.
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310. Oh goody, another sacrifice.
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311. Bow down before the great
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312. What, you're expecting
someone bigger?
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313. Hurry it up, I'm hungry.
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314. Yes oh mighty windmill god.
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315. Bring in the other
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316. Swell.
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317. Well I'll be.
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318. Looks like I'm gonna make
my gig in Vegas after all.
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319. Caller 22, you're
on the air with the Werewolf.
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320. Hey, Wolfie I
can't believe I got through
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321. I never call these shows.
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322. Well you only have to get
picked by the Wolf once, baby,
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323. then you're hooked for life.
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324. Yesterday, I was out cruising,
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325. these ruskie cats
stopped my ride,
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326. and asked to see my papers,
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327. and made me sing the
ruskie national anthem.
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328. And I thought that was.
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329. By the way, I think
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330. - Yeah baby, this
one's going out
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331. to all you freedom fighters
holding back the red plague
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332. on the rock'n'roller's
frontline to Vegas.
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333. Keep the faith, baby,
we're waiting for the king.
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334. Don't let us down, you king.
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335. Here we go again.
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336. I'll handle this.
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337. How much further
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338. No one goes to Las
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339. No one, four eyes
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340. Okay.
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341. Comrades, comrades, comrades.
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342. So this isn't going to
be as easy as I thought.
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343. We skin you Americanski.
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344. This is my road, you
are in Soviet territory.
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345. No one goes through.
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346. No one.
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347. The war is over, baby.
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348. It's been over for years.
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349. I'm the new rock'n'roll
king of Vegas.
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350. So all you commies, step aside.
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351. I do not like rock'n'roll music.
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352. It is too loud.
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353. I like folk music.
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354. Soft, nice music, uh?
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355. Polka?
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356. What?
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357. Anything.
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358. I don't do polka, baby.
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359. No one rock'n'roll in Las Vegas
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360. Papers, no papers.
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361. Understand?
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362. No one.
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363. Come on.
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364. Float away, little
butterfly, just flutter away.
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365. Don't go.
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366. If you scratch my
guitar, I'll kill you
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367. Don't go.
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368. Why don't he just shoot him?
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369. we haven't had bullets since '57
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370. Tiger claw, tiger claw, go, go.
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374. Buddy.
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375. Buddy?
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376. It was him.
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378. He was here.
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379. Only one man could
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381. This time, no mistakes,
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382. Hit it.
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384. Pissed off.
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385. Don't let the four
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386. Vegas.
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387. Congratulations,
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388. Vegas.
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389. Vegas, Vegas.
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390. Freeze, sucker.
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391. Surrender the sword.
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393. Or the kid gets it.
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394. Get him.
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395. Yeah, get it.
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396. You have an
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397. Four eyes.
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398. Keep going, kid.
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401. Swell.
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402. I heard you were
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404. You surrender too easily.
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405. Relinquish what is mine.
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406. Looking for this?
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408. You disappoint me.
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409. I only take what's
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410. You can't have him.
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414. Enough.
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415. Stick him, boys.
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417. Buddy.
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418. They're coming.
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419. Yeah.
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420. I've got an
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421. Admit it.
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422. You are weak and
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424. You were the last.
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425. Soon Vegas will be all mine.
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426. Leave him alone.
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427. Is that blood?
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428. Stupid child.
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432. Top Hat?
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435. Killed him.
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436. Yeah.
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