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as a sound,
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short as any dream,
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both heaven and Earth.
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do devour it up.
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come to confusion.
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we got you, we got you.
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it tonight, man.
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do it every time though?
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that's true.
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that you had tonight.
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I know, I know.
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you know this book, man?
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good there, man.
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- Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Ooh wee!
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I was all right.
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how about this?
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- Mm-mm.
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- Divine G.
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young white boy.
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What the fuck is this?
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I gave you. Do you know...
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- That, that has not come...
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- ... out of my pocket.
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- Not fucking aspirin.
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- No, no, no.
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I don't give a fuck
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- I'm not trying to fuck you...
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you heard what I said?
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- I can't get you $500.
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what you got to do.
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What's happening?
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Do I really need a reason?
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- Well, we just...
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- Whoo!
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that's all that is.
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best work, my friends!
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if you're walking
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- Hot coals.
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- Hot coals.
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Wizard of Oz?
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- I like it.
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they call me Preme.
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a steam kettle
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436. "when the wind blows."
Copy !req
437. "Coal, prepare to meet
your maker."
Copy !req
438. There's no other lines.
Copy !req
439. You pull a carrot
and I pull a broccoli.
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440. D-No, that's fine,
that's pretty good there.
Copy !req
441. - There's no lines.
- D-No, no, no.
Copy !req
442. You're absolutely right.
Everything's good.
Copy !req
443. "We like maiming,
flagellation,
Copy !req
444. "skewering and flailing.
Copy !req
445. "Nothing pleases us more
than to see an exposed liver
Copy !req
446. "or a popped eyeball."
Copy !req
447. "I'll duck, roll, and
fill you so full of holes,
Copy !req
448. "that you'll whistle
like a steam kettle
when the wind blows."
Copy !req
449. Hello, my name is
James Williams,
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450. also known as Big E.
Copy !req
451. And I'm reading for the part
of the ring announcer.
Copy !req
452. And I'm six foot five.
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453. I want you to
imagine yourself
Copy !req
454. in a coliseum, and I want
you to be a gladiator
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455. fighting to the death,
Copy !req
456. not only for survival,
but for performance.
Copy !req
457. Survival?
Copy !req
458. And the performance,
as gladiators do.
Copy !req
459. I got this signature move,
you gotta wait for it.
Copy !req
460. What other roles
have you played
Copy !req
461. in other productions?
Copy !req
462. To be honest with y'all,
I lost count.
Copy !req
463. I could sit here and tell you
Chief Bromden, Stratford.
Copy !req
464. I was in Macbeth
as King Duncan.
Copy !req
465. I was in
The Silence of the Heart,
Copy !req
466. I was a police officer.
And I was the boss
Copy !req
467. in Of Mice and Men.
Copy !req
468. Once I played an angel.
Copy !req
469. Except that wasn't
here in RTA,
Copy !req
470. that was when I was
three years old.
Copy !req
471. I've been playing
a role my whole life, bro.
Copy !req
472. "To be or not to be.
Copy !req
473. "That is the question.
Copy !req
474. "Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind
Copy !req
475. "to suffer
the slings and arrows
Copy !req
476. "of outrageous fortune,
Copy !req
477. "or to take arms against
the sea of troubles
Copy !req
478. "and by opposing,
Copy !req
479. "end them.
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480. "To die,
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481. "to sleep,
Copy !req
482. "no more.
Copy !req
483. "And by asleep to say
we end the heartache
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484. "and the thousand natural
shocks that flesh is heir to
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485. "'tis a consummation
Copy !req
486. "devoutly to be wished.
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487. "To die.
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488. "To sleep.
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489. "To sleep.
Copy !req
490. "Perchance to dream.
Copy !req
491. "Ay...
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492. "there's the rub."
Copy !req
493. Thank you.
Copy !req
494. D-Divine,
can you step out please?
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495. - Sure.
- D-Divine G.
Copy !req
496. Thank you.
Copy !req
497. D-We got someone
else reading for Hamlet.
Copy !req
498. I'm sorry, somebody else
is going out for Hamlet?
Copy !req
499. Divine Eye.
Copy !req
500. Okay. All right, thanks.
Copy !req
501. You're up.
Copy !req
502. You sounded
great in there. Intense.
Copy !req
503. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Copy !req
504. Hey, yo.
Can I ask you something?
Copy !req
505. - Anything.
- You wanted to do a comedy,
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506. - right?
- Sure did.
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507. Now we're doing a comedy.
Copy !req
508. And I'm excited.
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509. And yet you're auditioning
for the only dramatic role
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510. in the whole play.
Copy !req
511. Comedy's very difficult, man.
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512. I don't wanna get up
on that stage
Copy !req
513. and get ya'd off
the stage, bro.
Copy !req
514. Hey, there my boys,
right here.
Copy !req
515. How about some Hamlet?
Copy !req
516. Whoa, Laurence Olivier.
Here we go.
Copy !req
517. I'd also like to note,
commissioners,
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518. that I was a candidate
Copy !req
519. to become a New York City
police officer.
Copy !req
520. Yes, yes,
we see that in your packet.
Copy !req
521. We also see some other things.
Copy !req
522. Was this before you
decided to become
Copy !req
523. a rampaging drug dealer?
Copy !req
524. Well, sir, I only hustled that
Copy !req
525. one year after my accident.
Copy !req
526. And, my God...
Copy !req
527. Mike Mike, can you please
stop messing around
Copy !req
528. with that paddle, I can't...
Copy !req
529. - I'm listening.
- But I can't focus
Copy !req
530. when you're not giving
the whole vibe.
Copy !req
531. You know what, my bad.
I got you.
Copy !req
532. I'll do the commissioner
voice this time, everything.
Copy !req
533. - Man.
- All right?
Copy !req
534. All right. Come on, come on.
Copy !req
535. Listen up, Whitfield.
Copy !req
536. The commission is not here
Copy !req
537. to talk about what
you could have been.
Copy !req
538. We're here to talk about
who you really are.
Copy !req
539. It says here that you were
in some sort of enterprise
Copy !req
540. called Mix Machine, some sort
of criminal organization?
Copy !req
541. No, sir, it is not a
criminal organization.
Copy !req
542. I was a DJ.
Copy !req
543. - A DJ?
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
544. Well, I bet you was
funky as hell!
Copy !req
545. Weren't you? Admit it.
Copy !req
546. Admit it! You was funky.
Copy !req
547. You was funky.
Copy !req
548. Did you, did you pop lock?
Copy !req
549. - Did you pop lock?
- Ga ga!
Copy !req
550. - Zz-zz-zz.
- Kah, kah.
Copy !req
551. All right gentlemen,
I need your attention
Copy !req
552. and your bodies.
Copy !req
553. - Form a circle.
- RTA!
Copy !req
554. Let's go.
Copy !req
555. Thank you, men. Thank you.
Copy !req
556. C'mon D-Dan.
D-Dan!
Copy !req
557. This one's asleep.
What's up?
Copy !req
558. Let's get to work,
let's get busy.
Copy !req
559. We're gonna do
a character exercise.
Copy !req
560. I'm gonna pick somebody out.
Copy !req
561. They're gonna come to
the center of the circle,
Copy !req
562. introduce yourself
as your character,
Copy !req
563. in that character's voice
Copy !req
564. and then hand it off
to the next actor.
Copy !req
565. You sir, are number one, first.
Copy !req
566. Alotincommon,
the Egyptian high priest.
Copy !req
567. Get it. Get it.
Copy !req
568. I guess
I'm fucking Gravedigger.
Copy !req
569. What's the matter,
Gravedigger?
Copy !req
570. Freddy's claws got
you tongue tied?
Copy !req
571. Freddy! Oh, I am... no.
Copy !req
572. I am Leslie,
the Egyptian prince.
Copy !req
573. Okay, can I start a cuss?
Because I am Startacuss!
Copy !req
574. No, I am Start... man.
Copy !req
575. I'm the gunslinger Coal.
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576. The rootin' tootin',
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577. carrot totin', shootin',
you know.
Copy !req
578. I am Gladiator Goliathan.
Copy !req
579. And I'm Zakariedies.
Copy !req
580. If you want to play
in the coliseum,
Copy !req
581. you gotta see me.
Copy !req
582. And I am Captain Hook.
Copy !req
583. Arr, arr.
Copy !req
584. Hit it.
Copy !req
585. I'm Prince Hamlet of Denmark.
Copy !req
586. Oh!
Copy !req
587. Hold on, back off now,
come on now.
Copy !req
588. We just saw Divine Eye.
Copy !req
589. We wanna see Prince Hamlet.
Copy !req
590. Bring it, come on.
Copy !req
591. I am Prince Hamlet of Denmark.
Copy !req
592. - D-There we go.
- All right.
Copy !req
593. It's gonna get better,
it's gonna get better.
Copy !req
594. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
595. I got a question
about my character.
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596. I mean,
wouldn't he be freaked out
Copy !req
597. by some dude
from ancient Egypt
Copy !req
598. time traveling
all the way into like
Copy !req
599. the middle of the ocean?
Copy !req
600. And do we even have
a common language?
Copy !req
601. - Language?
- Well, good questions.
Copy !req
602. Remember, it's a comedy.
Copy !req
603. So we can take some liberties
and have some fun with it.
Copy !req
604. You can make it up.
Copy !req
605. Yeah, we're gonna
have some fun with it.
Copy !req
606. I'll tell you what, we can
workshop it when we get to it,
Copy !req
607. - when we get to it...
- I have a question.
Copy !req
608. - Yes, sir.
- Can't let this go. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
609. We gotta talk about
this time travel.
Copy !req
610. Is it gonna be a wormhole?
Copy !req
611. I mean, we're gonna
breach the fabric of time?
Copy !req
612. Like what kind of effect is it
gonna have on a human body?
Copy !req
613. - Gentlemen, again...
- Brent, hold up.
Copy !req
614. All good questions,
but you know...
Copy !req
615. Go ahead.
Copy !req
616. Hey, all right you guys.
All right, just listen.
Copy !req
617. Okay, listen, you guys,
Copy !req
618. you wanna do a
cowboy play, all right.
Copy !req
619. Somebody right here
wanna do ancient Egypt
Copy !req
620. and somebody, for
God knows reason,
Copy !req
621. threw in Freddy Krueger,
all right. He did.
Copy !req
622. - So how...
- I just got the role,
Copy !req
623. - I didn't ask for it...
- Okay, well anyway,
Copy !req
624. it doesn't matter. But how was
Copy !req
625. Brent supposed to get
all of that in here?
Copy !req
626. He did it, right? He delivered.
Copy !req
627. I think we should just
focus on the scenes.
Copy !req
628. Look at the emotion of it,
the arcs,
Copy !req
629. and the work
will take care of itself.
Copy !req
630. - Fair.
- Well said.
Copy !req
631. Trust the process.
Copy !req
632. You are correct, sir.
Copy !req
633. - Thank you, G.
- Sure.
Copy !req
634. Okay, that's just great.
Copy !req
635. So, why don't we
start with your scene.
Copy !req
636. - Gotcha.
- MIKE MIKE Ooh.
Copy !req
637. I'm really tired of
this miserable profession.
Copy !req
638. I don't want to be all
mean and tough no more.
Copy !req
639. I'd like to be
gentle and kind.
Copy !req
640. Really?
Copy !req
641. Me too.
Copy !req
642. Look, I'm trying to escape,
Copy !req
643. but my boss has threatened to
kill me, my wife, and kids.
Copy !req
644. My boss too.
Copy !req
645. Why, I've been trying
to organize the guys
Copy !req
646. for like forever!
Copy !req
647. Let's break out.
Copy !req
648. Let's.
Copy !req
649. Amazing.
Copy !req
650. Amazing!
Copy !req
651. You see that shit?
You see that shit?
Copy !req
652. I made some choices,
I made some choices.
Copy !req
653. Come on.
Copy !req
654. There you go.
Copy !req
655. I made some choices.
Ooh!
Copy !req
656. All right.
So, who's next?
Copy !req
657. - Yeah, I got that.
- You got it. Come on.
Copy !req
658. We're doing Shakespeare.
Copy !req
659. - Get it.
- Yeah, come on. We got you.
Copy !req
660. Fuck this shit, man.
Copy !req
661. - Did I miss something? What?
- That's it?
Copy !req
662. That's all right, men.
Copy !req
663. We're just gonna
trust the process here.
Copy !req
664. That's all right. We're here
Copy !req
665. to support each other.
Who's next?
Copy !req
666. Who's next? Come on.
Copy !req
667. Come on, Dap. Let's go.
Copy !req
668. It's hard to follow him,
but all right.
Copy !req
669. That's all right.
Copy !req
670. What's up, what's up? Peace.
Copy !req
671. Son, get that money, son,
you heard?
Copy !req
672. All right, men. Let's take five!
Copy !req
673. Yo, yo, yo, Eye.
Copy !req
674. Let me holler at you
for a minute.
Copy !req
675. All right.
Copy !req
676. Yo, want you to
check some shit out.
Copy !req
677. Five means five.
Copy !req
678. It does not mean 15,
like Mike Mike.
Copy !req
679. Man, this is my spot.
Copy !req
680. Look at that, you can see
everything out there.
Copy !req
681. Yo, Eye, I just wanted to say
Copy !req
682. I recognize that you're
a little frustrated
Copy !req
683. with the way
things are going...
Copy !req
684. I'm not frustrated with shit.
Copy !req
685. Them exercises
is goofy as fuck.
Copy !req
686. Yeah, they are goofy as fuck.
Copy !req
687. But there's an intention to
them, you know what I mean?
Copy !req
688. I feel like it helps you get
Copy !req
689. some depth. Helps you find a...
Copy !req
690. Is this the speech you
give all the new guys?
Copy !req
691. I'm not trying
to give you a speech.
Copy !req
692. Listen, I already
know what you're doing,
Copy !req
693. know who you are,
what you about, bro.
Copy !req
694. - What?
- You wanna run around here
Copy !req
695. herding everybody up
with the little lessons,
Copy !req
696. and you call all the shots
and all that.
Copy !req
697. That's all good and all that.
Copy !req
698. But I'm not here for that.
I ain't come here for that.
Copy !req
699. I know you got a
knife in your waistband.
Copy !req
700. Of course.
Copy !req
701. Brother.
Copy !req
702. This fucking program is all
these motherfuckers got.
Copy !req
703. Makes them feel like they can
get the fuck up outta here.
Copy !req
704. If not literally out there,
out there in here.
Copy !req
705. Don't take that away
from them, all right?
Copy !req
706. And a knife in your waistband
will be the first thing
Copy !req
707. to make sure this
shit fucking crumbles.
Copy !req
708. You don't get to fucking
tell me what I need in prison.
Copy !req
709. You don't get to do that,
nobody do.
Copy !req
710. Nobody take care of me.
Copy !req
711. Nobody do nothing
for me or mines.
Copy !req
712. So don't tell me what to do
Copy !req
713. and don't bring me in no
fucking dark corners no more.
Copy !req
714. This shit make
a nigga nervous, you heard?
Copy !req
715. We don't use nigga in here.
Copy !req
716. We use beloved.
Copy !req
717. You feel me on that?
Copy !req
718. Where's Blaze?
Anybody seen Blaze?
Copy !req
719. Blaze?
Blaze in five building.
Copy !req
720. They been keeplocked all day.
Copy !req
721. What about Divine Eye,
is he in five building?
Copy !req
722. Nah,
Divine Eye is in A block
Copy !req
723. but I don't know
where he's at.
Copy !req
724. You could send Dap
to get him though.
Copy !req
725. Only place to catch
a breeze, man.
Copy !req
726. How's your girl doing?
The little one?
Copy !req
727. Growing up, I guess.
Copy !req
728. Yeah.
Copy !req
729. When's the last time
you talked to her?
Copy !req
730. Oh...
Copy !req
731. I don't count those days, G.
Copy !req
732. Gentlemen,
Copy !req
733. I'd like you to go to
your most perfect spot.
Copy !req
734. Perfect moment.
Copy !req
735. Do you hear anything?
Are there any sounds?
Copy !req
736. Are you with somebody?
Copy !req
737. What is the temperature?
Copy !req
738. Are you inside?
Copy !req
739. Are you outside?
Copy !req
740. Now, just hold
that feeling tone.
Copy !req
741. Hold it.
Copy !req
742. Remember it.
Copy !req
743. Savor it.
Copy !req
744. All right men, you can
open your eyes.
Copy !req
745. Does anyone wanna describe
where they just were?
Copy !req
746. Blaze?
Copy !req
747. So, I'm sitting in seven
building yard on a bench
Copy !req
748. that overlooks
the Hudson River.
Copy !req
749. And on the other side
of that yard
Copy !req
750. or the other side of that
water, actually, is my mother.
Copy !req
751. And I know that sometimes
she goes down that mountain
Copy !req
752. and looks over the water
to where I am at Sing Sing.
Copy !req
753. And for me, just looking
out at the water,
Copy !req
754. I gain my peace
Copy !req
755. because I see the waves
and they're peaceful
Copy !req
756. and it gives me something
to focus on.
Copy !req
757. June of 1972,
Copy !req
758. my wife and I had a picnic
by the lake in Prospect Park.
Copy !req
759. That's the first time I ever
told my wife I love her.
Copy !req
760. If anybody here knows,
Copy !req
761. we bought Manhattan Specials.
Copy !req
762. You know what
a Manhattan Special is?
Copy !req
763. It's coffee soda, comes in
glass bottles about this big.
Copy !req
764. We bought four of them,
I love that stuff.
Copy !req
765. And we went to Prospect Park.
Copy !req
766. And, uh, we went by the lake.
Copy !req
767. And six months ago
I lost that.
Copy !req
768. She passed away from
pancreatic cancer.
Copy !req
769. Boy am I gonna miss her.
Copy !req
770. Summer, 1977.
Copy !req
771. It's hot.
Copy !req
772. Water ice truck coming
down the street.
Copy !req
773. Mom gives me 25 cents
Copy !req
774. and I go running down
the street to get it.
Copy !req
775. It taste all cool in your mouth.
Copy !req
776. What flavor?
Copy !req
777. Cherry, I love cherry.
Mouth all red.
Copy !req
778. Spending time with
my son and my daughter.
Copy !req
779. Just watching 'em grow,
living their life, you know?
Copy !req
780. 90 degree weather,
Copy !req
781. cutting grass in the backyard
Copy !req
782. to a point where
I'm just so exhausted
Copy !req
783. and I just lay back
and I smell the fresh grass
Copy !req
784. I just cut and I'm dozing off
Copy !req
785. and my dog come
licking sweat off my face.
Copy !req
786. Every summer, my mother
sent me to Baltimore
Copy !req
787. with my uncles and they only
a few years older than me.
Copy !req
788. And it was a sense of freedom
Copy !req
789. 'cause my mother wasn't
looking over my shoulder.
Copy !req
790. I tried to do one about
the islands, you know?
Copy !req
791. My grandma would always tell
us about the islands.
Copy !req
792. The islands, that's where
our people are from.
Copy !req
793. Couldn't do it, Maestro.
Copy !req
794. I ain't never been there.
Copy !req
795. Ain't never been there,
and I'm not gonna get there.
Copy !req
796. This is real.
I'm stuck in this space.
Copy !req
797. But if I'm gonna be
stuck in a space
Copy !req
798. I guess I'll do it
with you suckers.
Copy !req
799. Payasos.
Copy !req
800. In here it's all right,
get a little release.
Copy !req
801. So I guess this is my space.
Copy !req
802. I think you guys
are becoming actors.
Copy !req
803. Just being real with
each other and vulnerable.
Copy !req
804. It's something men don't
really get to do too often.
Copy !req
805. To be, or not to be
Copy !req
806. that is the question.
Copy !req
807. Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind to suffer
Copy !req
808. the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune
Copy !req
809. or to take arms...
Copy !req
810. - Bro, what's up?
- What's up?
Copy !req
811. Why you walking
behind me, bro?
Copy !req
812. I'm supposed to be
walking behind you.
Copy !req
813. - Bro, all this room right here?
- Why don't you just do what
Copy !req
814. - the hell you're supposed to?
- All this room right here
Copy !req
815. - and you gotta...
- That's his blocking.
Copy !req
816. Bro, I'm saying this the shit
niggas wanna do in the yard
Copy !req
817. Focus on what
you're supposed to.
Copy !req
818. That's what I'm supposed to do, man.
Copy !req
819. Bro listen, don't be doing shit
Copy !req
820. - you wouldn't be doing
in the yard.
- Or what?
Copy !req
821. - Put your fucking
hands down man.
- The fuck you talking about,
Copy !req
822. - "put my hands down"?
- You heard
Copy !req
823. - what the fuck I said man.
- Enough!
Copy !req
824. Yo, Eye.
Copy !req
825. I used to be a keeplock
monster, man,
Copy !req
826. consumed in my own anger.
Copy !req
827. 'Til one morning in breakfast,
Copy !req
828. the guy sitting
across from me,
Copy !req
829. someone stepped behind him
and he cut him ear to ear.
Copy !req
830. And we all sat there
Copy !req
831. as the blood flew
across our clothes
Copy !req
832. and our faces,
Copy !req
833. and we pretended
that was normal.
Copy !req
834. Brother, we're here to
become human again.
Copy !req
835. To put on nice clothes
and dance around.
Copy !req
836. And enjoy the things that
is not in our reality.
Copy !req
837. All right,
you remember your mark?
Copy !req
838. Yeah,
I'm supposed to be standing
Copy !req
839. next to the Gravedigger
Copy !req
840. then Marion and Leslie
come outta nowhere.
Copy !req
841. Materialize from nowhere.
Copy !req
842. All right, somebody's gonna
walk behind you eventually,
Copy !req
843. act like it don't bother you,
that's all.
Copy !req
844. Now let's go, you know
your first line, let's go.
Copy !req
845. Let's run it again.
Copy !req
846. Come on man.
Copy !req
847. Fuck it.
Copy !req
848. Use the whole thing.
There you go.
Copy !req
849. Sweep through.
Copy !req
850. Yeah, same thing.
Copy !req
851. I'm focused.
Copy !req
852. You were doing great...
Copy !req
853. Why aren't you up there?
Copy !req
854. They're not rehearsing
any scenes I'm in today.
Copy !req
855. So you just drifted on in, yeah?
Copy !req
856. Yeah, I sure did.
Copy !req
857. Okay.
Copy !req
858. What's those notes?
Copy !req
859. What notes?
Copy !req
860. Those notes.
Copy !req
861. These... just some things
I'm working on
Copy !req
862. to help some brothers out.
Copy !req
863. Get healthier food
around here.
Copy !req
864. And then some
litigation business.
Copy !req
865. Hmm.
Copy !req
866. That's dope.
Copy !req
867. You got any kids?
Copy !req
868. Wait, so you just gonna be
all in my business today?
Copy !req
869. Is that what today is?
All right.
Copy !req
870. Yeah, I got kids.
Two girls and a boy.
Copy !req
871. What's their names?
Copy !req
872. Divequa, Dinasia and Karron.
Copy !req
873. Karron is the boy, he was born
right when I got in here.
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874. So, uh, you know.
Copy !req
875. He actually wants
to be an actor,
Copy !req
876. like this bunch of nuts.
Copy !req
877. He's doing YouTube videos
and stuff.
Copy !req
878. What about your girls?
Copy !req
879. They, uh, they have
their own lives.
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880. Yeah?
Copy !req
881. When I started this bid,
Copy !req
882. my son was real young, man.
Copy !req
883. You know, the homies in the
hood, they took care of him.
Copy !req
884. 'Cause that's my son.
Copy !req
885. Rolled out the
red carpet for him.
Copy !req
886. Anything he wanted,
treated him well.
Copy !req
887. Then it wasn't long
Copy !req
888. before he started doing the
same things I was doing.
Copy !req
889. Putting in the same kind
of pain I was putting in.
Copy !req
890. And now he's in prison,
just like me.
Copy !req
891. Wearing greens, just like me.
Copy !req
892. Line?
You're looking through
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893. the wrong end of the eyeglass.
Copy !req
894. Seems like
I'm not the only one, huh?
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895. Nah.
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896. He doesn't know that there's
tricks to learning lines.
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897. Tricks?
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898. Yeah.
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899. What?
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900. Yeah.
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901. What's the tricks?
Copy !req
902. Everybody has
a different process.
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903. Some people like me,
I write out
Copy !req
904. every single one of my lines.
You know what I mean?
Copy !req
905. That's the way I know
how to digest it.
Copy !req
906. Some people, and it might be
helpful for you
Copy !req
907. to just underline
every action,
Copy !req
908. every active word, right?
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909. Take it little by little
and break it down.
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910. Eventually, you know,
you start
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911. paraphrasing a little bit,
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912. but then it'll all start
to make some sense.
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913. You know what I'm saying?
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914. And then you sort of like
break it down, you know,
Copy !req
915. like how you would
eat an elephant.
Copy !req
916. You wouldn't swallow
that thing whole, right?
Copy !req
917. You would just...
Copy !req
918. take every little bite,
bite, bite, bite.
Copy !req
919. And then it all makes
more sense.
Copy !req
920. I think I learned some of that
Copy !req
921. in the law library.
You know what I mean?
Copy !req
922. Some of these cases
are so in depth,
Copy !req
923. you know, especially like
Copy !req
924. preparing for my
clemency hearing.
Copy !req
925. I mean, I gotta like
break it all down.
Copy !req
926. Yeah, I heard you
found a tape or something
Copy !req
927. that proves your innocence?
Copy !req
928. Yeah, man,
it took me 10 years but...
Copy !req
929. - Mmm-hmm.
- ... I got it.
Copy !req
930. So you don't need no good luck
or nothing, man.
Copy !req
931. You already got
the golden goose.
Copy !req
932. I hope so, I think I do.
Copy !req
933. - I hope so, man. I hope so.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
934. Um, what about you?
Copy !req
935. I don't mean to be
in your business,
Copy !req
936. but I did look at the docket
Copy !req
937. and I saw that you have
a parole hearing coming up.
Copy !req
938. Yeah.
Copy !req
939. Hey listen,
I gotta hit the yard.
Copy !req
940. Take care of a little bit
of business, all right?
Copy !req
941. Peace.
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942. Yeah, if I can be of any,
um, help...
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943. Yep.
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944. All right.
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945. To die,
Copy !req
946. to sleep,
Copy !req
947. to sleep,
Copy !req
948. perchance to dream.
Copy !req
949. Ay, there's the rub.
Copy !req
950. Okay, you wanna
take that again?
Copy !req
951. Why, did I do something wrong?
Copy !req
952. No, no, no,
we're just working at it.
Copy !req
953. But, I'll tell you what,
Copy !req
954. let's try something here.
Copy !req
955. As long as we're not eating
Copy !req
956. no fucking elephants
or nothing.
Copy !req
957. Okay, I don't know what
that means, but I won't.
Copy !req
958. Let's start from the
very beginning,
Copy !req
959. - okay?
- To be...
Copy !req
960. I don't mean the beginning
here on your mark,
Copy !req
961. I mean in the wings.
That's where it begins.
Copy !req
962. So I want you
to go back there.
Copy !req
963. I want to see you come on
the stage with Hamlet's...
Copy !req
964. You're in Hamlet's world
Copy !req
965. and you're bringing that
all the way to your mark.
Copy !req
966. And then you say your line.
Copy !req
967. Let's try it.
Copy !req
968. It's the moment before, guys.
Copy !req
969. - To be...
- Hold up, did you do it?
Copy !req
970. Because we all fell asleep.
Copy !req
971. Ooh!
Copy !req
972. You ain't see me just
walk from over there?
Copy !req
973. I saw you walk out here
Copy !req
974. like a man who's
asking this audience
Copy !req
975. for permission to be here.
Copy !req
976. I wanna see
Hamlet come out here,
Copy !req
977. take the stage and say,
Copy !req
978. "Hey! It's time to start
paying attention to me."
Copy !req
979. - You have to show...
- Ah, Brent, Brent.
Copy !req
980. - Yes, G?
- Do you mind if I...?
Copy !req
981. Please.
Copy !req
982. Cool. Watch. All right.
Yo, Eye.
Copy !req
983. The world expects
brothers like you and I,
Copy !req
984. all these brothers, to walk in
with our heads held down,
Copy !req
985. you know, apologizing
for being there.
Copy !req
986. Now, what you gotta walk in
Copy !req
987. - is like a motherfucking king!
- Ooh!
Copy !req
988. Like you own all this shit.
Copy !req
989. Everything is yours.
Copy !req
990. So you want me
to do it right now?
Copy !req
991. Right now.
Yeah.
Copy !req
992. Fucking...
Copy !req
993. I'm the fucking king, nigga.
Copy !req
994. Like the yard, but bigger.
Copy !req
995. I'm Divine fucking Eye!
Copy !req
996. Yeah.
Yeah.
Copy !req
997. I own this fucking theater.
Copy !req
998. This is my fucking theater.
Copy !req
999. - I own this bitch!
- I own all this shit.
Copy !req
1000. That's it, yeah.
Copy !req
1001. Now give him some love,
give him some love.
Copy !req
1002. All right, all right,
that's enough.
Copy !req
1003. All right, now, what's your
emotional state?
Copy !req
1004. What's underneath that?
Copy !req
1005. Mad as a motherfucker.
Copy !req
1006. Okay.
No, no, no. Okay.
Copy !req
1007. Anger is the easiest thing
to play.
Copy !req
1008. Am I right, Brent?
Copy !req
1009. Too easy.
Copy !req
1010. What's more
complicated is to play hurt.
Copy !req
1011. That helps you name the thing,
all right?
Copy !req
1012. Now try that. All right.
Copy !req
1013. From the top.
Copy !req
1014. There you go, Brent. Ha!
Copy !req
1015. Guys, the superintendent's
got some big money
Copy !req
1016. sitting out in these
seats tonight.
Copy !req
1017. Money that can get us
new stage curtains.
Copy !req
1018. Ooh.
Copy !req
1019. I need you guys to melt
their faces off with this.
Copy !req
1020. - Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1021. We gonna
beat 'em down? Oh, no.
Copy !req
1022. I want you to be savage.
Copy !req
1023. So let's go.
Copy !req
1024. Let's go!
Copy !req
1025. Sure. All right. Okay.
Copy !req
1026. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, man.
Copy !req
1027. Take this sacred amulet
with you for your protection.
Copy !req
1028. You will need it one day
Copy !req
1029. before the end
of your journey, young man.
Copy !req
1030. Scooch to the right a little.
Copy !req
1031. I'm on my mark, bro.
Scooch your fucking light.
Copy !req
1032. We can move the mark a little,
Copy !req
1033. we can move
the mark a little bit.
Copy !req
1034. We're gonna move the mark.
Copy !req
1035. Just a skosh.
Copy !req
1036. Dick.
Copy !req
1037. This headband is not Egyptian.
Copy !req
1038. It's clearly Phoenician.
Copy !req
1039. - Really?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1040. I'll talk to props. Thank you.
Copy !req
1041. Cucumbers? Eggplant?
Copy !req
1042. Come on, Brent,
I need six shooters.
Copy !req
1043. E, that's why it's funny.
Copy !req
1044. They're expecting
to see six shooters.
Copy !req
1045. You pull out vegetables,
it's a comedy!
Copy !req
1046. You'll need it before
the journey's end.
Copy !req
1047. Let's be gone, young one.
Copy !req
1048. Oh, take this amulet man.
Copy !req
1049. Wear this shit,
it's gonna protect you.
Copy !req
1050. You gonna need it before
the end of the journey.
Copy !req
1051. Let's get the fuck outta here,
let's go.
Copy !req
1052. Ah.
Copy !req
1053. Ah.
Copy !req
1054. - Oh!
- Motherfucker...
Copy !req
1055. Thank you.
Copy !req
1056. Well, uh,
Copy !req
1057. thanks for coming.
Copy !req
1058. You see the look on the one
with the hair like this?
Copy !req
1059. She was not having us.
Copy !req
1060. I think they cursed us.
Copy !req
1061. We don't really need
those curtains anyway.
Copy !req
1062. We sure worked hard
for it though.
Copy !req
1063. Shut the fuck up.
Copy !req
1064. Can't believe that
you picked that scene.
Copy !req
1065. But they loved it.
Copy !req
1066. Oh!
Copy !req
1067. Shit.
Copy !req
1068. This is good. This might work.
Copy !req
1069. Yo, how about this for you, man?
Copy !req
1070. Here you go.
Copy !req
1071. Bam.
Copy !req
1072. What's up? You all right?
Copy !req
1073. Yeah.
Copy !req
1074. It's just,
Copy !req
1075. my slings and arrows
on the inside
Copy !req
1076. and all this make believe
acting and college degrees...
Copy !req
1077. It don't really change
the fact I'm a gangster
Copy !req
1078. and that's my destiny.
Copy !req
1079. That's what's waiting for me
on the outside, bro.
Copy !req
1080. It's like Hamlet.
Copy !req
1081. All he wants is Maid Marion,
Copy !req
1082. and he'll go against
the whole Greek army.
Copy !req
1083. But to what end?
Copy !req
1084. What?
Copy !req
1085. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1086. I keep forgetting
how different
Copy !req
1087. this version of Hamlet is
from the original.
Copy !req
1088. Yo. What I...
Copy !req
1089. what I do know,
if I don't know anything,
Copy !req
1090. is you're an artist.
Copy !req
1091. This is just bringing
out parts of yourself
Copy !req
1092. that has been hidden,
you know, remained dormant.
Copy !req
1093. Just go for it, trust it.
Copy !req
1094. All right? Leave all the
other shit behind.
Copy !req
1095. Go full out.
Copy !req
1096. Try something new,
get into some shit like this.
Copy !req
1097. No, I'm not gonna never
get into no shit like this.
Copy !req
1098. Why the fuck you ain't
gonna get in this?
Copy !req
1099. This is fucking regal,
it's a prince.
Copy !req
1100. How about this? Look.
How about that with the towel?
Copy !req
1101. - Nah, it's not my thing.
- All right, well,
that's all right.
Copy !req
1102. A towel?
Come on, bro.
Copy !req
1103. All right, well, how about...
Copy !req
1104. - Find something for me, man.
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1105. Something I could rock, man.
Copy !req
1106. Yo. How about this?
How about this? Look.
Copy !req
1107. That's kind of funky.
Copy !req
1108. I might could do
something with that.
Copy !req
1109. All right.
Copy !req
1110. - I might could rock that.
- There you go.
Copy !req
1111. All right.
Either this or the towel,
I think.
Copy !req
1112. I think this towel might-
Copy !req
1113. Come on, bro, why you keep
trying to put me in the towel?
Copy !req
1114. I told you this right here, man.
Copy !req
1115. Who next? Who next?
Copy !req
1116. Wait, I thought
you were gonna
do some shit next.
Copy !req
1117. You gotta do that.
Copy !req
1118. - Whoa.
- Oh!
Copy !req
1119. That one, that one!
Copy !req
1120. Lock it up.
Copy !req
1121. Lock it! Lock it!
Lock it! Lock it!
Copy !req
1122. Lock it! Ah!
Copy !req
1123. Yeah!
Copy !req
1124. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Copy !req
1125. Go, go, go, go.
Copy !req
1126. Blaze, what about you?
Copy !req
1127. There you go.
Copy !req
1128. Whoa!
Copy !req
1129. - Uh-oh!
- Uh-oh!
Copy !req
1130. Go Brent. Go Brent.
Copy !req
1131. No man, I'm too white!
Copy !req
1132. Go Brent, go Brent!
Copy !req
1133. To be
Copy !req
1134. or not to be.
Copy !req
1135. That is the question.
Copy !req
1136. Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind to suffer
Copy !req
1137. the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,
Copy !req
1138. or to take arms against
the sea of troubles
Copy !req
1139. and by opposing, end them.
Copy !req
1140. To die.
Copy !req
1141. To sleep.
Copy !req
1142. And by asleep to say we end
Copy !req
1143. the thousand natural heartaches
Copy !req
1144. that flesh is heir to.
Copy !req
1145. 'Tis a consummation
devoutly wished.
Copy !req
1146. To die.
Copy !req
1147. To sleep.
Copy !req
1148. To sleep,
Copy !req
1149. perchance,
Copy !req
1150. perchance...
Copy !req
1151. Line?
Copy !req
1152. Yo!
Copy !req
1153. The champ is here!
Copy !req
1154. Where Brent at?
Copy !req
1155. Where Brent at? Hey Brent,
how'd I do, Brent?
Copy !req
1156. You did it!
Ooh, wee!
Copy !req
1157. Listen, I don't mean to
step on your toes or nothing,
Copy !req
1158. but I know
you haven't had time
Copy !req
1159. to prepare for your
Copy !req
1160. - parole board hearing.
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1161. - So I took the liberty to, uh...
- Liberty?
Copy !req
1162. do some prep work.
Copy !req
1163. Man, what I told you
the last time
we talked about this shit?
Copy !req
1164. Oh, come on, man.
Copy !req
1165. All you gotta do is, like,
fill out the essay
Copy !req
1166. and I just need some
addresses that I don't have.
Copy !req
1167. Listen man,
how you sitting up here
Copy !req
1168. with all this faith
in the system?
Copy !req
1169. The system don't
give a fuck about us.
Copy !req
1170. The system that's trying
to keep you in here.
Copy !req
1171. Even with all the evidence
that you got
Copy !req
1172. to prove your innocence.
Copy !req
1173. What do I got bro?
I got nothing.
Copy !req
1174. They gonna slam me.
Copy !req
1175. What you trying
to tell me? They got you?
Copy !req
1176. - Who got me?
- Letting you think
Copy !req
1177. that you belong in here.
Copy !req
1178. - No, man.
- They got you.
Copy !req
1179. Well, what I got out there?
All my people in here.
Copy !req
1180. My son is in here, shit.
Copy !req
1181. Sometimes I think
Copy !req
1182. this might be the best place
for me right now.
Copy !req
1183. No, no. Don't say that shit.
Don't say that.
Copy !req
1184. That's what they
want you to think.
Copy !req
1185. They want you
to think you some
Copy !req
1186. motherfucking lapdog
or some shit.
Copy !req
1187. When you're not that
and you know you're not that.
Copy !req
1188. You know who you are?
You know who you are?
Copy !req
1189. Let me remind you,
you're a motherfucking wolf.
Copy !req
1190. All right?
Copy !req
1191. A wolf.
Copy !req
1192. Yo, listen man,
I heard sometimes
Copy !req
1193. you might not even
get a decision.
Copy !req
1194. You sitting on your bunk
waiting and waiting and shit.
Copy !req
1195. Not the truth, not the truth.
Copy !req
1196. What they give you
is a letter.
Copy !req
1197. Thick as a brick,
Copy !req
1198. you keeping your ass here.
Copy !req
1199. Light as a feather,
you're free.
Copy !req
1200. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1201. I do all that shit right
there, man, and it don't work?
Copy !req
1202. You try again.
Copy !req
1203. And again.
Copy !req
1204. And again. And again.
Copy !req
1205. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1206. Well, how long
this essay gotta be?
Copy !req
1207. That's my boy. That's my boy.
Copy !req
1208. Come on.
Copy !req
1209. They better let me out
off this bullshit too.
Copy !req
1210. Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
1211. I can't sleep.
Copy !req
1212. It's too hot.
Copy !req
1213. You're too hyped.
Copy !req
1214. It's the play, man.
Copy !req
1215. Shit is wild, right?
Copy !req
1216. Yeah.
Copy !req
1217. Space and time and histories.
Copy !req
1218. And, I still haven't
cracked that whole
Copy !req
1219. time portal thing, but...
Copy !req
1220. you know
what's really fun though?
Copy !req
1221. What?
Copy !req
1222. Playing all those
characters and names
Copy !req
1223. in one piece,
'cause that's me, man.
Copy !req
1224. That's my whole life.
Copy !req
1225. It's like the name game thing.
Copy !req
1226. You remember Role Call?
Copy !req
1227. My name is...
Copy !req
1228. Yeah, but that's
what all the girls did.
Copy !req
1229. No, man, everybody
did that. Except for me.
Copy !req
1230. - I couldn't do it.
- Why?
Copy !req
1231. Name was
too damn long.
Copy !req
1232. Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
1233. What's your whole name, man?
Copy !req
1234. Come on, man,
my government name?
Copy !req
1235. - Do I know your... Wait.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1236. How many... What?
Copy !req
1237. My Christian name, Miguel
Francisco Benjamin Garcon.
Copy !req
1238. Benjamin? Is that
like Arabic or something?
Copy !req
1239. Benjamin.
Copy !req
1240. Come on, man, you don't
know Spanish for shit.
Copy !req
1241. I mean, we're islanders.
Copy !req
1242. So I guess it
could be anything.
Copy !req
1243. But, you know, the only thing
Copy !req
1244. I answered to
growing up, though,
Copy !req
1245. Miguelito.
Copy !req
1246. That's what my
grandmother called me.
Copy !req
1247. Miguelito.
Copy !req
1248. She was my word and my God, man.
Copy !req
1249. Miguelito. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1250. You remember the clique
I came with, right?
Copy !req
1251. There was two Mikes.
Copy !req
1252. So they thought it was, like,
Mike and then I was Mike Mike.
Copy !req
1253. But nah.
Copy !req
1254. You know, G, that came
from outside, from before.
Copy !req
1255. When I used to be high, high.
Copy !req
1256. They say, "Mike do his dope
for Mike."
Copy !req
1257. And then he always
come right back again
Copy !req
1258. and do more dope for Mike,
so Mike Mike.
Copy !req
1259. Yeah, man.
That shit was so nice,
Copy !req
1260. I had to do it twice.
Copy !req
1261. Yeah.
Copy !req
1262. And more.
Copy !req
1263. And more.
Copy !req
1264. Hoo.
Copy !req
1265. I was fucked up.
Copy !req
1266. I really did fuck up, man.
Copy !req
1267. That was the one thing
that broke my grandma.
Copy !req
1268. Drugs and me.
Copy !req
1269. But that's me, man.
Copy !req
1270. That's what I work on in here.
Copy !req
1271. That's why I'm good in here.
Copy !req
1272. I mean,
Copy !req
1273. I'm here...
Copy !req
1274. and I'm good.
Copy !req
1275. You know
they called me...
Copy !req
1276. a couple names
in the neighborhood.
Copy !req
1277. They called me Mix Machine.
Copy !req
1278. - Yeah.
- My DJ name.
Copy !req
1279. Yep.
Copy !req
1280. And then
they called me, uh...
Copy !req
1281. you know, they call me
Divine G in here,
Copy !req
1282. but they called me
Davey at home.
Copy !req
1283. Davey.
Copy !req
1284. Yeah, Davey,
when I was at the Fame school.
Copy !req
1285. The High School of Performing
Arts in Manhattan.
Copy !req
1286. - Ooh.
- For dancing.
Copy !req
1287. You mean the Irene Cara thing?
Copy !req
1288. So you was Leroy?
Copy !req
1289. No, I wasn't Leroy,
Copy !req
1290. but there were a whole
lot of Leroys there.
Copy !req
1291. But let me tell you, those
Leroys could dance and fight.
Copy !req
1292. - Okay?
- You danced?
Copy !req
1293. Me and my boys. What?
Copy !req
1294. - You danced too?
- Yeah, I danced.
Copy !req
1295. I danced modern and ballet.
Copy !req
1296. - Hmm, tutus...
- And ballet
Copy !req
1297. was not what you think
it is, all right?
Copy !req
1298. - Ballet is like...
- The tutus
Copy !req
1299. - and everything, right?
- ... disciplined.
Copy !req
1300. It is, um... It's physical.
Copy !req
1301. It's strong. It's like
football, to be honest.
Copy !req
1302. It takes a lot of focus
and dedication.
Copy !req
1303. Man, I used to love to do that.
Copy !req
1304. But I couldn't because I
had to fight every day.
Copy !req
1305. Once the fellas found out
in the neighborhood,
Copy !req
1306. I'd be fighting every
time I went home, man.
Copy !req
1307. "Yo,
Copy !req
1308. "you wear them tights.
Yo, faggot, whatever."
Copy !req
1309. Like, everybody
thinks something about you
Copy !req
1310. just because you dance.
Copy !req
1311. I gave it up, man.
Copy !req
1312. Man, the things you give up.
Copy !req
1313. Yeah, I miss it.
Copy !req
1314. Man... if I only
stayed with it, man.
Copy !req
1315. I ain't thinking
about that, you know,
Copy !req
1316. you can't look back.
Copy !req
1317. What if I kept, what if I did?
Copy !req
1318. Mike Mike?
Copy !req
1319. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1320. All right, I listen to
your bullshit stories
Copy !req
1321. about being called
Benjamin and whatnot.
Copy !req
1322. Good night.
Copy !req
1323. Yeah, I'm still here.
Copy !req
1324. Where's the body?
Copy !req
1325. I don't know, they
bagged it before my shift.
Copy !req
1326. Didn't have
much property so...
Copy !req
1327. Well,
don't be late for lunch.
Copy !req
1328. I ain't gonna
wait on you all day.
Copy !req
1329. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1330. I could understand
a person hanging up.
Copy !req
1331. I could even understand
a person getting stabbed.
Copy !req
1332. But a brain aneurysm?
Copy !req
1333. I don't get it.
Copy !req
1334. You know, when they called me
down to the chapel
Copy !req
1335. and let me know
my mom had passed,
Copy !req
1336. I sat in the audience
Copy !req
1337. while RTA
was putting on a show.
Copy !req
1338. Mike Mike was on stage,
you know,
Copy !req
1339. every performance after that,
I came down and watched him.
Copy !req
1340. Mike Mike brought me in.
Copy !req
1341. I guess Mike Mike's gonna
finally visit the Island.
Copy !req
1342. Is there
anything you need
Copy !req
1343. to talk about, bro?
Copy !req
1344. Everything that needed to be
said got said, right?
Copy !req
1345. I'm only asking,
bro, because you ain't
Copy !req
1346. having much to say when
we was in the circle.
Copy !req
1347. What's that supposed to mean?
Copy !req
1348. G, I don't mean no disrespect
or nothing.
Copy !req
1349. I'm always here
for you, if you ever need me.
Copy !req
1350. I got a dozen letters to
write to his family tonight.
Copy !req
1351. What I need to do right now
is finish with these chairs.
Copy !req
1352. All right, man, listen,
my bad. Peace.
Copy !req
1353. Ahoy, mateys!
Copy !req
1354. I think I spy a ship
on the horizon.
Copy !req
1355. Nah, that's not a ship.
Copy !req
1356. It's a sailboat.
Copy !req
1357. No, no, no, Mom.
That's not what I'm saying.
Copy !req
1358. But you just have to tell them
Copy !req
1359. that they can't
talk to you like that.
Copy !req
1360. That's all I'm trying to say.
Copy !req
1361. Well, if you're not gonna
do anything about it
Copy !req
1362. then I don't even know
why we're...
Copy !req
1363. I don't know why we're talking
about it then, all right?
Copy !req
1364. Just let them
run over you then.
Copy !req
1365. Oh, man. Ma, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1366. No, no, I'm not nervous.
Copy !req
1367. I'm just ready for it
to be done.
Copy !req
1368. I'm just, you know,
just waiting.
Copy !req
1369. I'm just ready to see you, Mom.
Copy !req
1370. I'm ready to see you.
Copy !req
1371. Mr. Whitfield.
Copy !req
1372. This is a clemency hearing
Copy !req
1373. for your conviction of
murder in the second
Copy !req
1374. as well as weapons possession.
Copy !req
1375. Two counts on each,
25 to life.
Copy !req
1376. Two to seven, and
five to 15 respectively.
Copy !req
1377. That is correct.
Copy !req
1378. Okay.
Copy !req
1379. I will note at the outset
Copy !req
1380. that we were able to acquire
the sentencing minutes
Copy !req
1381. and they will be considered
as well as your parole packet.
Copy !req
1382. Yes.
Copy !req
1383. But we are talking about
Copy !req
1384. the March 25th, 1988 homicide
of Randall Birch.
Copy !req
1385. He had been shot many times
in the head and body, correct?
Copy !req
1386. As far as I understand.
Copy !req
1387. And in terms of this offense,
Copy !req
1388. you have exhausted
your appeals.
Copy !req
1389. - Yes.
- You had
Copy !req
1390. the Innocence Project
look at it.
Copy !req
1391. Legal Aid.
You hired an investigator.
Copy !req
1392. Apparently you've raised
other issues of, um,
Copy !req
1393. prosecutorial and police
department misconduct.
Copy !req
1394. And there were some other
exculpatory statements
Copy !req
1395. made by another person
Copy !req
1396. that were never given
to you for your trial.
Copy !req
1397. Another man confessed
to the crime on that tape,
Copy !req
1398. but it was buried along
with other key evidence.
Copy !req
1399. Yes, and that's
part of the issue.
Copy !req
1400. It's been next to impossible
Copy !req
1401. for us
to authenticate the validity.
Copy !req
1402. The person who
made it is deceased
Copy !req
1403. and we can't get the DA's
office to return our calls.
Copy !req
1404. I don't know how...
what I can...
Copy !req
1405. You
understand that this creates
Copy !req
1406. a complicated legal issue,
don't you?
Copy !req
1407. - Yes. But I...
- Since you've been in custody,
Copy !req
1408. you've been involved
in numerous programs.
Copy !req
1409. It's too long a list
for me to go through.
Copy !req
1410. But I do have a question
about the theater program.
Copy !req
1411. You've been involved in that
many years, have you not?
Copy !req
1412. Yes. Uh, yes ma'am.
Copy !req
1413. I am a founding member
of this program.
Copy !req
1414. It's something
I'm very proud of.
Copy !req
1415. And what part do you play
Copy !req
1416. in this program?
Copy !req
1417. Actor? Director?
Copy !req
1418. Well, we all do a few things.
Copy !req
1419. I'm on what is called
the Steering Committee.
Copy !req
1420. We make a lot of decisions
for how it operates, and...
Copy !req
1421. from time to time
I do act, like we all do,
Copy !req
1422. and um... it's been a program
that was established
Copy !req
1423. to help the population
with management skills.
Copy !req
1424. And it's turned into something
a bit more, I don't know,
Copy !req
1425. wonderful,
because it helps people
Copy !req
1426. get more in touch
with their feelings
Copy !req
1427. and able to process
and actually move through
Copy !req
1428. and truly get
some rehabilitation.
Copy !req
1429. So are you acting at all
during this interview?
Copy !req
1430. Absolutely not. Uh...
Copy !req
1431. I truly hope that
you can understand
Copy !req
1432. that I've been very sincere.
Copy !req
1433. I know how meaningful this is.
Copy !req
1434. I would never...
Copy !req
1435. Actually, that's not
the intention of acting.
Copy !req
1436. Acting is just to, you know, process.
Copy !req
1437. I read about the program.
Copy !req
1438. It's a good program.
Copy !req
1439. Okay.
Copy !req
1440. Any other questions
from the board?
Copy !req
1441. Well, thank you,
Mr. Whitfield.
Copy !req
1442. We'll take all of this
into account
Copy !req
1443. and deliver our decision
in two weeks.
Copy !req
1444. You're going home.
Copy !req
1445. Yeah.
Copy !req
1446. I can hardly believe it.
Copy !req
1447. It don't even seem real.
Copy !req
1448. What about you?
Copy !req
1449. I wouldn't even be here
without you, beloved.
Copy !req
1450. Thank you for everything.
Copy !req
1451. C'mon,
they're waiting for you.
Copy !req
1452. The tree costume
is great.
Copy !req
1453. This looks perfect,
don't lose any of those.
Copy !req
1454. Reach for the sky, Marshall.
Copy !req
1455. You look just like Gary
Cooper, you know that?
Copy !req
1456. - My lady!
- Hey!
Copy !req
1457. You've arrived!
Copy !req
1458. - So good to have you here.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
Copy !req
1459. - We'll talk? We'll talk later.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1460. We got it.
Copy !req
1461. Ah!
Copy !req
1462. I told you I was no ghoul.
Copy !req
1463. I'm happy as the
Gravedigger now.
Copy !req
1464. Thank you.
Copy !req
1465. 15 years since
I put on a suit.
Copy !req
1466. And you look good champ
but can I get this mirror?
Copy !req
1467. Take this sacred amulet
and wear it.
Copy !req
1468. You will need it before
your journey's end.
Copy !req
1469. Well, we made it.
Copy !req
1470. Still a lot more work to do.
Copy !req
1471. Dress rehearsal, this is when
you guys get to grow.
Copy !req
1472. It's when the director
kind of lets go
Copy !req
1473. and lets you guys take over.
Copy !req
1474. So don't be afraid
to try things.
Copy !req
1475. No acting allowed.
Copy !req
1476. A lot of listening,
let's listen to each other.
Copy !req
1477. Let's support each other.
Copy !req
1478. I want to thank you guys
for trusting the process.
Copy !req
1479. I know we're thinking
about Mike Mike right now.
Copy !req
1480. And I want you to know,
I got a feeling Mike Mike
Copy !req
1481. has not left the building.
Copy !req
1482. So we're gonna do this
for Mike Mike.
Copy !req
1483. Let's go, man.
Bring it on in here.
Copy !req
1484. - Bring it in.
- Everybody.
Copy !req
1485. - All right. Yep. Yep.
- We got it?
Copy !req
1486. One, two, three.
Copy !req
1487. RTA!
Copy !req
1488. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Whoo!
Copy !req
1489. I am Alotincommon.
Copy !req
1490. I am the high priest of Egypt
from the year...
Copy !req
1491. Hell, it was a long time ago.
Copy !req
1492. Sweet Egyptian
Princess Neotali
Copy !req
1493. has been the victim
of a murder,
Copy !req
1494. a crime most foul.
Copy !req
1495. She was a good mummy,
to her little one she named,
Copy !req
1496. Leslie.
Copy !req
1497. Mummy?
Copy !req
1498. Mummy? Is that you?
Copy !req
1499. Oh, Mummy, I miss you so.
Copy !req
1500. Now I am a prisoner.
Copy !req
1501. Yes.
Copy !req
1502. Now I feel the galling weight
of these disgraceful chains.
Copy !req
1503. And so
the young lovers set out
Copy !req
1504. on their journey seeking
something black and white,
Copy !req
1505. above water and sky.
Copy !req
1506. Oy!
Copy !req
1507. I think I found
her here, guv'nor.
Copy !req
1508. What a pretty mess
she turned out to be.
Copy !req
1509. Wait.
Copy !req
1510. Keep this with you always.
Copy !req
1511. Keep it near to your heart,
Copy !req
1512. so that you'll always
remember me.
Copy !req
1513. Yo, these are mine.
Copy !req
1514. My bad.
Copy !req
1515. Zakariedies' got me locked
Copy !req
1516. into a 25 year
no pay contract.
Copy !req
1517. If I don't do what he says
Copy !req
1518. and be his
number one gladiator,
Copy !req
1519. he's gonna kill my wife
and daughters,
Copy !req
1520. and feed me to the lions.
Copy !req
1521. Line?
Copy !req
1522. We sure could
have used you
Copy !req
1523. for some serious backup.
Copy !req
1524. Why, we sure could use
you for some serious backup.
Copy !req
1525. Yeah, we sure coulda used
you for some serious backup.
Copy !req
1526. And then I say...
Copy !req
1527. Never fear!
Gladiator Goliathan is here.
Copy !req
1528. I'll smash 'em and bash 'em,
whether short or tall.
Copy !req
1529. Got it?
Copy !req
1530. And then I come out and
say the most profound line.
Copy !req
1531. If you help me escape,
consider it done.
Copy !req
1532. And remember everybody
say it like it's really funny,
Copy !req
1533. 'cause it's a comedy.
Copy !req
1534. Ha, ha, ha.
It's a fucking comedy, yeah.
Copy !req
1535. Uh.
Copy !req
1536. Okay, men.
Copy !req
1537. - Let's take five.
- Why?
Copy !req
1538. Why Brent?
Copy !req
1539. Like it's gonna
fucking matter?
Copy !req
1540. Like we're gonna
get any fucking better?
Copy !req
1541. Like he's gonna remember
any fucking line he has?
Copy !req
1542. You tell us to trust
the fucking process, right?
Copy !req
1543. Well, the process is fucked!
Copy !req
1544. I think we need
more than five, Brent,
Copy !req
1545. for him to learn
his fucking lines.
Copy !req
1546. Hey, c'mon, brother.
Let's take a walk.
Copy !req
1547. Yo, get the fuck off of me.
Copy !req
1548. The fuck you gonna do?
Copy !req
1549. You gonna step? You wanna step?
Copy !req
1550. Yeah?
Copy !req
1551. What the fuck
are you wearing, man?
Copy !req
1552. What the fuck are we doing?
Copy !req
1553. This silly bullshit we do
every fucking six months,
Copy !req
1554. as if it fucking matters, man.
And we're still fucked.
Copy !req
1555. We're still right back
where we fucking start.
Copy !req
1556. Are you done?
Copy !req
1557. No.
Copy !req
1558. I'm not done.
Copy !req
1559. Isn't that fucking hilarious?
Copy !req
1560. Yo, this is gonna set
us back for how long now?
Copy !req
1561. He walked away.
Copy !req
1562. He just walked away.
Copy !req
1563. You can't do that.
Copy !req
1564. We're all going through stuff.
Copy !req
1565. This is about
acting professionally.
Copy !req
1566. We're in the middle
of a production.
Copy !req
1567. We all have breaking points.
Copy !req
1568. Listen, we all understand
breaking points.
Copy !req
1569. We've all been through
our own breaking points,
Copy !req
1570. yet we show up and we do
what we have to do.
Copy !req
1571. You have to.
Copy !req
1572. So I want you to
picture in your mind's eye
Copy !req
1573. a very dear and old friend
Copy !req
1574. that you haven't seen
for a very long time,
Copy !req
1575. but you'd love
to see him again.
Copy !req
1576. So what does that look like?
Copy !req
1577. And what does he look like?
Copy !req
1578. Is he taller now or shorter?
Copy !req
1579. Does he still got
the same haircut?
Copy !req
1580. Maybe he needs a shave.
Copy !req
1581. Maybe he looks a little bit
different, a little bit older.
Copy !req
1582. We're all getting older.
Copy !req
1583. Have that brotherly feeling
of love and safeness.
Copy !req
1584. What would that be like?
Copy !req
1585. Should be joyful.
Copy !req
1586. Should be wonderful.
Copy !req
1587. You know?
Copy !req
1588. Just to be with that person
one more time.
Copy !req
1589. You can open your eyes now.
Copy !req
1590. Was it me?
Copy !req
1591. Oh, what's good, boys?
Copy !req
1592. Oh, man, it's good to see y'all.
Copy !req
1593. Yo, good to see you, man.
Copy !req
1594. Dapper Dapper,
you still here, bro?
Copy !req
1595. Tell us
what's going on outside, man.
Copy !req
1596. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1597. The world, man.
Copy !req
1598. I get up, 4:30
I'm in that bakery, man.
Copy !req
1599. Pumping out donuts,
cheesecake. Grinding.
Copy !req
1600. But, man, I take so much joy
in just being out at night,
Copy !req
1601. you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's summertime,
Copy !req
1602. 10 o'clock at night,
you know what I mean?
Copy !req
1603. You go to the basket and still
seeing kids out there.
Copy !req
1604. Remember how we used
to play ball at night?
Copy !req
1605. Like, you go to
the schoolyard
or wherever at night
Copy !req
1606. and play ball and whatnot.
Copy !req
1607. Bam, I just walk past.
See the...
Copy !req
1608. Oh, man, you know.
Copy !req
1609. But then my greatest joy,
my greatest joy, right?
Copy !req
1610. It's washing my car,
going to the car wash,
Copy !req
1611. getting that baby
spit fine clean,
Copy !req
1612. finding me a destination.
Copy !req
1613. Go grab my dog,
put my road dog on the side,
Copy !req
1614. throw my jazz on,
hit the road at 60,
Copy !req
1615. throw that cruise on
and let everything else go.
Copy !req
1616. I got up the other day, man,
Copy !req
1617. at two o'clock in the morning
and made some pancakes
Copy !req
1618. and grits and shit
just because I could.
Copy !req
1619. That feel good as hell.
Copy !req
1620. On another note though, right?
Copy !req
1621. I just had to put my dog down.
Copy !req
1622. Hey.
Copy !req
1623. I had a 85 pound red nose
pit bull named Girly.
Copy !req
1624. That bitch,
all she wanted to do,
Copy !req
1625. she thought she was a lap dog.
Copy !req
1626. She just wanna lay in your lap
and eat Scooby snacks.
Copy !req
1627. You know what I'm saying?
She just wanna play.
Copy !req
1628. But, um, she was sick
and I didn't know.
Copy !req
1629. And so,
Copy !req
1630. her nose started bleeding.
Copy !req
1631. She was...
She was the only one
Copy !req
1632. that was really
happy to see me
Copy !req
1633. when I walked
through the door.
Copy !req
1634. You know what I mean?
She, uh...
Copy !req
1635. She looked... the day that
we had to put her down,
Copy !req
1636. I couldn't really...
I couldn't go.
Copy !req
1637. 'Cause I'm not gonna watch
nobody walk my dog off.
Copy !req
1638. She was suffering,
she was suffering.
Copy !req
1639. This emotional
rollercoaster, man, is really...
Copy !req
1640. it's really something else.
And it don't hit you at first
Copy !req
1641. 'cause everything is...
Everything is lovely.
Copy !req
1642. You know what I mean?
It's cotton candy, baby.
Copy !req
1643. You know, peaches and cream.
Copy !req
1644. First years out, you get...
Copy !req
1645. It's exciting
getting to know them.
Copy !req
1646. But then, you know,
you settle down.
Copy !req
1647. You find out you
got these feelings, man.
Copy !req
1648. And everybody want a piece
of your feelings, you know?
Copy !req
1649. And because you care,
you open up.
Copy !req
1650. And that's when the hurting
come on in, you know.
Copy !req
1651. But, uh, yeah,
Copy !req
1652. Brent asked me to come in
Copy !req
1653. 'cause y'all got this
production coming up
Copy !req
1654. and here I am
with all this heavy shit
Copy !req
1655. sucking the air
out of the room, right?
Copy !req
1656. - Oh, man. But listen...
- It's all right.
Copy !req
1657. It's real.
Copy !req
1658. Yeah.
Copy !req
1659. I appreciate that, man.
Copy !req
1660. So on that vein, yo...
Copy !req
1661. But you think maybe like
we could do a exercise
Copy !req
1662. or something so I could be
reinvigorated, re-energized?
Copy !req
1663. Definitely, man,
let's get up on our feet.
Copy !req
1664. This ain't no goddamn
sewing circle, come on.
Copy !req
1665. Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
1666. So let's shake up this
space for brother Charlie.
Copy !req
1667. Let's walk around,
let's walk around here.
Copy !req
1668. Let's walk it out...
Copy !req
1669. What it's like when the air
is really heavy and hot?
Copy !req
1670. You know, I was artistic
as a kid, you know.
Copy !req
1671. Used to draw, paint... like
those little geese right there
Copy !req
1672. and everything.
Copy !req
1673. Man.
Copy !req
1674. That was dope.
Copy !req
1675. Yeah, man.
Copy !req
1676. Mom used to try
to tell me to paint a lot
Copy !req
1677. and I skipped over that.
Copy !req
1678. You know where
that landed me, so...
Copy !req
1679. I got a label.
Copy !req
1680. Everybody perceived me to be
a thug, a gangster, whatever.
Copy !req
1681. And that kind of like
put me in a box
Copy !req
1682. and you don't have a box.
Copy !req
1683. Everywhere I saw you
at in the jail,
Copy !req
1684. you always was Divine G
Copy !req
1685. and you was free to be that
Copy !req
1686. because you
didn't have a label.
Copy !req
1687. And I see that
you need help, bro.
Copy !req
1688. But you won't ask for it.
Copy !req
1689. You got all of us here,
man. We love you, bro.
Copy !req
1690. We gonna do anything
we can for you.
Copy !req
1691. But you refuse to extend your
hand to ask for help, bro.
Copy !req
1692. As many brothers as you
helped in here.
Copy !req
1693. I fucked up.
Copy !req
1694. Yeah, you did,
you fucked up.
Copy !req
1695. But, you know, we all know you.
Copy !req
1696. We all love you
and we took a vote.
Copy !req
1697. Yeah, everybody's willing
to take you back right now
Copy !req
1698. under one condition.
Copy !req
1699. What is that?
Copy !req
1700. Well...
Copy !req
1701. you gotta, you gotta admit
wholeheartedly,
Copy !req
1702. possibly even in writing
Copy !req
1703. that I murdered that
Hamlet scene, bro.
Copy !req
1704. I mean listen, man,
Copy !req
1705. the dude Shakespeare is
in his grave right now.
Copy !req
1706. He rolled over
just to hear that magic
Copy !req
1707. I put on that thing, man.
Copy !req
1708. You did your thing, beloved.
Copy !req
1709. Yes, I did, beloved.
Copy !req
1710. Everybody, let's just
take a cleansing,
Copy !req
1711. deep breath.
Copy !req
1712. Just let it all go.
Copy !req
1713. Who would have thunk,
Copy !req
1714. that the beginning of
the healing for this planet
Copy !req
1715. would start right here
behind the walls of Sing Sing.
Copy !req
1716. Anybody else have anything
they want to add right now?
Copy !req
1717. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1718. Sometimes
it's just all a little
Copy !req
1719. too much on the heart.
Copy !req
1720. But that's no excuse.
Copy !req
1721. And I hope that
you could forgive me.
Copy !req
1722. Bring it in, RTA.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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1723. Gimme those hands.
Gimme those hands.
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1724. - All right, all right.
- All right?
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1725. One, two, three.
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1726. RTA!
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1727. Yo, B block,
they was loving it.
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1728. Yeah, see, the comedy...
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1729. Comedies are different, man.
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1730. D-Yeah.
That was a little hard
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1731. but it was... it's different,
it had a different hit.
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1732. D-And Carmine, yo,
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1733. he came around in that
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1734. - Gravedigger, didn't he?
- Gravedigger, yeah.
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1735. He definitely did.
D-Yeah!
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1736. You're right about that.
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1737. Carmine did,
Blackseed, Winter, Tye.
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1738. All of them did their thing.
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1739. The cast stepped up.
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1740. Yeah, the cast definitely
stepped up.
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1741. And I still don't
understand time travel.
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1742. We did all that,
I still don't understand.
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1743. I don't think
we'll ever understand.
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1744. D-From pirates and... yeah.
I don't know how
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1745. it got from Robin Hood
to pirates
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1746. and then all over the place.
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1747. D-All over the place.
That's the craziest thing.
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1748. We were all over the place
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1749. and the population was
still able to follow it.
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1750. D-They enjoyed it.
They enjoyed it.
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1751. - They got all that in there.
- D-Right.
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1752. Shakespeare.
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1753. D-But fellas,
what are we gonna do next?
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1754. It's too hard to top.
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1755. What do you think Dap?
Yeah, it's hard to top,
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1756. I don't know, man.
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1757. Divine, what you got for us?
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1758. You always keep
something in the stash.
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1759. What you got
for us Divine G?
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1760. Shit, what I got for you...
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1761. I don't know,
I ain't got nothing.
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1762. I know you keep
something in the stash.
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1763. D-You always
working on something, man.
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1764. How about my play, Fine Print?
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1765. Wait, but it's a little
lost in the second act.
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1766. But maybe I could...
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1767. Come on,
you got something else.
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1768. Wait, all right, how about...
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1769. Man, I've been working on
this play for a couple years.
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1770. Maybe it might work.
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1771. It's called Pro Se.
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1772. Now that's gonna
appeal to the population.
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1773. It's a satire, man.
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1774. It's about this
dude who's been
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1775. like working out, you know?
Just hitting the gym...
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1776. Come on.
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1777. Come on, man.
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1778. All right,
all right, we here man.
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1779. We out here now.
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1780. - Yeah.
- We out here now.
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1781. - Yeah. We out here now.
- We out here now.
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1782. And we got work to do.
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1783. What's up?
How you like my joint?
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1784. Ah, man.
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1785. - Yeah, man, yeah.
- Yeah, it's good.
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1786. We out here.
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1787. Yeah, oh, man.
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1788. We're cruising now.
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1789. Oh, man, the air feels
different out here.
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1790. It is different.
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1791. We ain't gotta
smell no toilets
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1792. or nothing out here.
Man, we good.
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1793. What you wearing?
Look at those.
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1794. Hey, where you gonna
get you some?
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1795. Man. Man.
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1796. Yeah.
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1797. (LIKE A BIRD BY
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1798. AND ADRIAN QUESADA PLAYING)
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1799. I introduce to you
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1800. Breakin' the Mummy's Code,
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1801. by Brent Buell.
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1802. Mummy. Mummy.
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1803. Is that you?
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1804. Now indeed I am a prisoner.
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1805. Yes.
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1806. Now I feel the galling weight
of these disgraceful chains!
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1807. You know,
I'm really tired of this
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1808. really miserable profession.
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1809. I don't wanna be all mean
and tough no more.
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1810. I want to be gentle and kind.
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1811. Really?
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1812. Me too.
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1813. Keep this near to your heart
so that you will remember me.
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1814. Always.
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1815. Let's go, Horatio!
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