1. Santa's watching, Santa's waitingCopy !req
2. Christmas Eve is slowly fadingCopy !req
3. Can you hear him in the night?Copy !req
4. Close the door, turn out the lightCopy !req
5. This is KSCZ Radio wishing
you the joy of the season.Copy !req
6. The weather looks good
for Santa Claus tonightCopy !req
7. with a full moon and a starry
sky to help him find his way.Copy !req
8. The temperature right now
here in Bartlesville...Copy !req
9. 21 degrees. Ooh.Copy !req
10. Well, let's listen to
"Christmas Fever."Copy !req
11. What a night of cheer this is,
how grand it is to feel so merryCopy !req
12. Life is very gay when people
catch the Christmas feverCopy !req
13. How delightful on this eveCopy !req
14. When saints and angels sing alongCopy !req
15. With holly hung just right and
faces bright with Christmas feverCopy !req
16. What a night of cheer this is,
how grand it is to feel so merryCopy !req
17. Life is very gay when people...Copy !req
18. Mom, what time is it?Copy !req
19. It's almost 4:30, honey.Copy !req
20. We're going to be at
Grandpa's pretty soon.Copy !req
21. - Mom?
- Yes, Billy.Copy !req
22. What time does Santa Claus come?Copy !req
23. Not until everyone is
asleep in bed, hon.Copy !req
24. Can't I stay up and see him?Copy !req
25. I wouldn't if I were you.Copy !req
26. It's naughty to stay
up past your bedtime.Copy !req
27. Santa Claus doesn't bring
presents to naughty children.Copy !req
28. What if we don't get
home by my bedtime?Copy !req
29. We will, hon. Don't worry.Copy !req
30. Santa Claus is going to bring
you a big surprise tonight.Copy !req
31. You just wait and see.Copy !req
32. That was always one
of my favorites.Copy !req
33. Give us a call at KSCZ for something
special we haven't played for you yet.Copy !req
34. I've had your father brought
to the recreation room.Copy !req
35. Right this way.Copy !req
36. Dad.Copy !req
37. Can you hear me?Copy !req
38. It's me, Dad, Jimmy.Copy !req
39. Dad, it's Ellie.Copy !req
40. We have Billy here
and little Ricky, too.Copy !req
41. Why doesn't Grandpa say something?Copy !req
42. He doesn't hear us, honey.Copy !req
43. He doesn't even know we're here.Copy !req
44. Then what did we come for?Copy !req
45. Billy, shh.Copy !req
46. He's gotten so much worse.Copy !req
47. I have your father's
records, Mr. Chapman.Copy !req
48. We can review them in my office.Copy !req
49. Wait right here, okay, honey?Copy !req
50. Daddy and I are going
to be right back.Copy !req
51. Don't worry. Grandpa's
not going to hurt you.Copy !req
52. Grandpa?Copy !req
53. - Mom.
- Shh.Copy !req
54. Quiet.Copy !req
55. What do you want her for?
She can't help you.Copy !req
56. Nobody can.Copy !req
57. You're scared, ain't you?Copy !req
58. You should be.Copy !req
59. Christmas EveCopy !req
60. is the scariest damn
night of the year.Copy !req
61. I'd be scared, too, if I was you.Copy !req
62. You know what happens on
Christmas Eve, don't you?Copy !req
63. You know all about Santa Claus?Copy !req
64. He brings presents to all
good boys and girls.Copy !req
65. Your daddy told you
that, didn't he?Copy !req
66. Well, I'll tell you something...Copy !req
67. Santa Claus only brings presentsCopy !req
68. to them that's been good all year.Copy !req
69. To the ones that ain't
done nothing naughty.Copy !req
70. Naughty.Copy !req
71. All the other ones,Copy !req
72. all the naughty ones,Copy !req
73. he punishes.Copy !req
74. What about you, boy?Copy !req
75. You been good all year?Copy !req
76. If you see Santa Claus tonight,Copy !req
77. you better run, boy.Copy !req
78. You better run for your life!Copy !req
79. Time to go home, Billy.Copy !req
80. Dad, we have to go now.Copy !req
81. We'll come back and see you soon.Copy !req
82. Come on, son.Copy !req
83. I'll be good from
now on, I promise.Copy !req
84. Mommy, were you ever naughty
when you were little?Copy !req
85. Hmm, once or twice.Copy !req
86. Did Santa Claus ever punish you?Copy !req
87. Where did you get an
idea like that, hon?Copy !req
88. Grandpa.Copy !req
89. Grandpa?Copy !req
90. Grandpa said Santa Claus
was going to punish me.Copy !req
91. Do you think Dad could
have talked to him?Copy !req
92. I don't see why Billy would lie.Copy !req
93. Maybe we ought to call Dr. Conway.Copy !req
94. I don't want him to
come. I'm scared.Copy !req
95. - Of who, honey?
- Santa Claus.Copy !req
96. Honey, there's nothing
to be scared of.Copy !req
97. Grandpa said Santa Claus
was going to punish me.Copy !req
98. Billy, calm down.Copy !req
99. Grandpa is nothing but
a crazy old fool.Copy !req
100. Mommy, you shouldn't
have said that.Copy !req
101. It's naughty to say bad
things about old people.Copy !req
102. Santa Claus will punish you.Copy !req
103. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
104. I don't get enough of
this shit on the radio.Copy !req
105. It has to come into my store now.Copy !req
106. What's the matter, you
don't like Santa Claus?Copy !req
107. It's good for business,
bad for my stomach.Copy !req
108. A lot of phony sentiment,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
109. What charity are you with?Copy !req
110. What the hell are
you doing that for?Copy !req
111. I'm holding you up, asshole.Copy !req
112. - Put the money in the bag.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
113. So it's not all phony
sentiment, is it?Copy !req
114. A lot of it's genuine greed.Copy !req
115. All right, you!Copy !req
116. 31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas.Copy !req
117. Steve Carlson here at KLOX FMCopy !req
118. where the temperature
this Christmas EveCopy !req
119. is still holding in there
at 21 degrees at 7:00.Copy !req
120. Well, we hope Santa is dressed
warm tonight, don't we?Copy !req
121. Santa's watching, Santa's waitingCopy !req
122. Christmas Eve is slowly fadingCopy !req
123. Can't you hear him in the night...Copy !req
124. How's it going, hon?Copy !req
125. Got a ways to go yet.Copy !req
126. What's that?Copy !req
127. Hmm?Copy !req
128. I thought I saw something
out there on the road.Copy !req
129. There it is again. See?Copy !req
130. There's something
up there, all right.Copy !req
131. What would anybody be doing stopped
out here in the middle of the...Copy !req
132. - Do you see what I see?
- He must be on his way to a party.Copy !req
133. Do you think we
should wake up Billy?Copy !req
134. Santa Claus!Copy !req
135. Looks like you get to see
him tonight after all, Billy.Copy !req
136. No, Daddy, I don't want to see him!Copy !req
137. Keep going! Don't stop!Copy !req
138. - Need a ride, Santa Claus?
- Well, no, not exactly.Copy !req
139. - What's the problem?
- Oh, there's no problem.Copy !req
140. It's just that I ran into a
little bit of lousy luck.Copy !req
141. Oh.Copy !req
142. Jim, go!Copy !req
143. Go!Copy !req
144. No!Copy !req
145. Oh, no!Copy !req
146. Never hit me!Copy !req
147. Where are you, you little bastard?Copy !req
148. Sweet little babyCopy !req
149. This pretty little babyCopy !req
150. Sweet little babyCopy !req
151. So, so sweetCopy !req
152. Sweet little babyCopy !req
153. Pretty babyCopy !req
154. OohCopy !req
155. - Ooh
- Sweet little babyCopy !req
156. All right, now, who's next?Copy !req
157. Oh, yes. We haven't seen
your drawing yet, have we?Copy !req
158. Billy?Copy !req
159. Billy, answer me.Copy !req
160. Okay.Copy !req
161. Let's go, Billy. Come on up here.Copy !req
162. Put your drawing up on
the board with the others.Copy !req
163. You put it in place and
I'll put the tape on it.Copy !req
164. Sister, look.Copy !req
165. Billy, take that down!Copy !req
166. Young man, you go
find Mother SuperiorCopy !req
167. and you show her what
you've done. March.Copy !req
168. Explain this, William.Copy !req
169. I'm sorry, Mother Superior.Copy !req
170. Are you?Copy !req
171. I don't think so.Copy !req
172. But you will be.Copy !req
173. You will learn what
it is to be sorry.Copy !req
174. - Now go to your room and stay there.
- Yes, Mother Superior.Copy !req
175. Until I tell you to come out.Copy !req
176. Well, you finally have what you've
been asking for, Mother Superior.Copy !req
177. - Proof.
- Of what, Sister Margaret?Copy !req
178. What I've been saying.Copy !req
179. That it's all still inside him.Copy !req
180. All that terrible violence he saw.Copy !req
181. His drawing clearly shows that.Copy !req
182. I am not interested
in what you think.Copy !req
183. I thought you finally
understood that.Copy !req
184. Simply because something unfortunate
happened to his parents,Copy !req
185. which he knows nothing about,Copy !req
186. is no reason to allow
him to run wild.Copy !req
187. He must be taught.Copy !req
188. But the memory is still there,Copy !req
189. Mother Superior,
waiting to come out.Copy !req
190. And if it does, and if he has
received proper training,Copy !req
191. he will know how to cope with it.Copy !req
192. But if he keeps going on
like this much longer,Copy !req
193. it may be too late.Copy !req
194. It seems to get worse for
him every Christmas.Copy !req
195. Well, it won't go on any longer.Copy !req
196. I will take charge of
that child personally.Copy !req
197. He needs help, Mother Superior.Copy !req
198. He'll get it.Copy !req
199. Good day, Sister.Copy !req
200. Good day, Mother Superior.Copy !req
201. I think you've been locked
away up here long enough.Copy !req
202. Why don't you come out and
help us build our snowman?Copy !req
203. I can't.Copy !req
204. Look, Billy,Copy !req
205. Mother Superior only wants
what's best for you.Copy !req
206. And I think what's best for youCopy !req
207. is to come out and play with
the other children, okay?Copy !req
208. - Hmm?
- Yes, Sister.Copy !req
209. Okay.Copy !req
210. You filthy devil!Copy !req
211. You'll pay for this.Copy !req
212. Punishment.Copy !req
213. You little devil,
take your punishment.Copy !req
214. Devil!Copy !req
215. Sorry! Please, stop!Copy !req
216. Take it! Take it!Copy !req
217. William!Copy !req
218. Don't blame him, Mother Superior.
I told him he could...Copy !req
219. Stay out of this, Sister Margaret.Copy !req
220. William, come here.Copy !req
221. Billy, what's wrong?Copy !req
222. Your brother's a nutcase,
that's what's wrong.Copy !req
223. No, he's not! Take it back!Copy !req
224. Boys.Copy !req
225. What did you see upstairs, William?Copy !req
226. Nothing, Mother Superior.Copy !req
227. Do you know what they were doing?Copy !req
228. No, Mother Superior.Copy !req
229. Good.Copy !req
230. What they were doing was
something very, very naughty.Copy !req
231. They thought they could do
it without being caught.Copy !req
232. But when we do something naughty,Copy !req
233. we are always caught.Copy !req
234. And then we are punished.Copy !req
235. Punishment is absolute.Copy !req
236. Punishment is necessary.Copy !req
237. - Punishment is good.
- Yes, Mother Superior.Copy !req
238. - You left your room, William.
- Yes, Mother Superior.Copy !req
239. Very, very naughty.Copy !req
240. Now go to bed and stay there.Copy !req
241. Please, let me up.Copy !req
242. Sister Margaret.Copy !req
243. - Let me up!
- Leave him alone.Copy !req
244. Please, let me up.
Please, let me up.Copy !req
245. Let me up, Sister Margaret.Copy !req
246. Let me out of here!Copy !req
247. Let me out. Let me out.Copy !req
248. Please, let me out.Copy !req
249. Sister Margaret.Copy !req
250. Let me out of here! Please!Copy !req
251. Ow.Copy !req
252. Please, let me up, Sister Margaret.Copy !req
253. I see nothing but greed when
there should be gratitude.Copy !req
254. What is it? Can I see it?Copy !req
255. Are you ready to behave
properly, William?Copy !req
256. Yes, Mother Superior.Copy !req
257. Good.Copy !req
258. Go find your present.Copy !req
259. You will have no more
trouble with him.Copy !req
260. You will see how well
my methods work.Copy !req
261. Of course he'll improve
once Christmas is over.Copy !req
262. He always does.Copy !req
263. Well, it isn't over,
Sister Margaret.Copy !req
264. We still have our annual Christmas
visit from Santa Claus.Copy !req
265. William will sit on Santa
Claus' lap and behave.Copy !req
266. You'll see.Copy !req
267. No! No! No!Copy !req
268. - No!
- Get him out of the way.Copy !req
269. - No!
- You will learn gratitude.Copy !req
270. - Say thank you to Santa Claus.
- No! No!Copy !req
271. Billy!Copy !req
272. What the hell's wrong
with that kid?Copy !req
273. I'm sorry.Copy !req
274. I didn't mean to be naughty.Copy !req
275. Don't punish me.Copy !req
276. Please.Copy !req
277. William.Copy !req
278. Please, Mr. Sims,Copy !req
279. every store in town
has turned us down.Copy !req
280. There must be some job that
you can give this boy.Copy !req
281. - Why, he just turned...
- I'm sorry, Sister,Copy !req
282. but I only have one job openCopy !req
283. and it's for a man, not for a boy.Copy !req
284. It's in the stock
room hauling crates.Copy !req
285. It's just not a job for a kid.Copy !req
286. I suppose not.Copy !req
287. Sorry I couldn't help.Copy !req
288. Well, you wouldn't expect some kidCopy !req
289. to haul heavy crates all
day long, would you?Copy !req
290. - Glad you understand.
- Oh, here's Billy now.Copy !req
291. - Maybe you'd like to meet him, Mr. Sims.
- That's not necessary.Copy !req
292. Billy. Billy, meet Mr. Sims.Copy !req
293. Oh.Copy !req
294. Well, uh, um...Copy !req
295. I'm always happy to
help the church, Sister.Copy !req
296. He starts Monday
morning. 9:00 sharp.Copy !req
297. Oh, thank you, Mr. Sims.Copy !req
298. I'm looking forCopy !req
299. The warm side of the doorCopy !req
300. Where the fire's brightCopy !req
301. And it's burning every nightCopy !req
302. Everybody will be thereCopy !req
303. And they'll be smiling at meCopy !req
304. And I won't need no moreCopy !req
305. On the warm side of the doorCopy !req
306. My brother's thereCopy !req
307. On the warm side of the doorCopy !req
308. He'll call to meCopy !req
309. The way he did beforeCopy !req
310. There'll be thunder and lightningCopy !req
311. But we're safe and soundCopy !req
312. And I won't need no moreCopy !req
313. On the warm side of the doorCopy !req
314. There's always people who love youCopy !req
315. That will kiss you and hug youCopy !req
316. And it's always Christmas on
the warm side of the doorCopy !req
317. There's always people who love youCopy !req
318. That will kiss you and hug youCopy !req
319. And it's always Christmas on
the warm side of the doorCopy !req
320. There's always people who love youCopy !req
321. That will kiss you and hug youCopy !req
322. And it's always ChristmasCopy !req
323. On the warm side of the door.Copy !req
324. What the fuck do you
think you're doing now?Copy !req
325. I'm... you know, you
shouldn't talk like that.Copy !req
326. Oh, well, excuse me, Ann Landers.Copy !req
327. You know, what is it
with you lately, Billy?Copy !req
328. Nothing.Copy !req
329. I'm going to level with you.Copy !req
330. When you came here a
couple of months ago,Copy !req
331. you were an all right kid.Copy !req
332. But all of a sudden, you got
this fucking attitude problem.Copy !req
333. Snapping at me all the time.Copy !req
334. You're staring off into
space like some moon goon.Copy !req
335. Will you just... just leave
me alone, all right?Copy !req
336. When I leave you alone, asshole,Copy !req
337. none of your fucking
work gets done.Copy !req
338. Look, I don't care
about my fucking work.Copy !req
339. Oh, is that so, wise ass?Copy !req
340. Look, just leave me alone.Copy !req
341. Merry Christmas,
everyone. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
342. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
343. Come here, you little bastard.Copy !req
344. - Pamela.
- Are you all right, Billy?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. Yeah, I...Copy !req
347. You don't look so good.Copy !req
348. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
349. Really, I...Copy !req
350. Don't worry about this stuff.
I'll straighten it up for you, okay?Copy !req
351. Are you sure you're
all right, Billy?Copy !req
352. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
353. I never felt better in my life.Copy !req
354. Billy, are you sure
you're all right?Copy !req
355. Never felt better in my life.Copy !req
356. No! Don't!Copy !req
357. No!Copy !req
358. I want to be good.Copy !req
359. I didn't mean to be naughty.Copy !req
360. - I'm sorry.
- Don't punish me.Copy !req
361. Don't punish me.Copy !req
362. Please.Copy !req
363. Christmas Eve.Copy !req
364. Only one more day and this
Christmas crap is history.Copy !req
365. I hate to ruin your
party mood, Mr. Sims,Copy !req
366. but a teensy problem has
arisen personnelwise.Copy !req
367. Well, do something
about it solutionwise.Copy !req
368. It ain't that simple, Mr. Sims.Copy !req
369. I just got a call from
one of the employees.Copy !req
370. Seems he went ice-skating last
night and broke his ankle.Copy !req
371. He'll be out for the
remainder of the season.Copy !req
372. Lucky him.Copy !req
373. Call the temporary agency
and get a replacement.Copy !req
374. Do I have to think of
everything around here?Copy !req
375. Well, then think of this.Copy !req
376. The agency's only got women.Copy !req
377. This job requires a person
of the male persuasion.Copy !req
378. - Oh.
- A big, fat, jolly one.Copy !req
379. - You're receiving me?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
380. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
381. You pull another disappearing
act like yesterday, Billy,Copy !req
382. and I'm going to go
straight to Sims.Copy !req
383. I don't think you realize this,
but I'm giving you a break.Copy !req
384. That's a hell of a lot
more than he'll do.Copy !req
385. Sims is nobody's friend.Copy !req
386. Remember that.Copy !req
387. - Ah, Mr. Sims.
- Billy boy.Copy !req
388. How are you?Copy !req
389. I've been meaning to come around and
see how you're enjoying yourself.Copy !req
390. Well, everything okay?Copy !req
391. Uh, yeah. Yes. Fine.
Everything's fine, Mr. Sims.Copy !req
392. Good, good. Good boy.Copy !req
393. Ah, listen, Bill.Copy !req
394. The reason I dropped by,Copy !req
395. I've got a little problemCopy !req
396. maybe you could help me with.Copy !req
397. I mean, if you'd like to.Copy !req
398. Well, of course, Mr. Sims.Copy !req
399. Anything you want. You just tell me
what it is and I'll be glad to help out.Copy !req
400. Good. Good boy. Thank you.Copy !req
401. That's very good.Copy !req
402. Very realistic. Isn't
it, Mrs. Randall?Copy !req
403. He's definitely fat and jolly.Copy !req
404. Take a closer look at yourself
in the mirror, Billy.Copy !req
405. Now just remember, be jolly.Copy !req
406. Lots of ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
407. Try not to scare the
little bastards.Copy !req
408. Sometimes they cry their heads off.Copy !req
409. I guess they think
the old guy's scary.Copy !req
410. Silly, isn't it?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. Silly.Copy !req
413. Stop it.Copy !req
414. Please, stop it.Copy !req
415. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
416. Please, stop it.Copy !req
417. Please, stop it.Copy !req
418. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
419. Stop it. Stop kicking.Copy !req
420. Do you have any idea
what you're doing?Copy !req
421. You're being naughty.Copy !req
422. Right on Santa's lap.Copy !req
423. I don't bring toys
to naughty children.Copy !req
424. I punish them.Copy !req
425. Severely.Copy !req
426. That's right. Stop it.Copy !req
427. Or I'll have to punish you.Copy !req
428. He sure knows how to handle kids.Copy !req
429. He's great, isn't he?Copy !req
430. Mommy!Copy !req
431. I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
432. Christ, keep your head on.Copy !req
433. Stock room. Andy speaking.Copy !req
434. Who?Copy !req
435. No, no. Billy don't
work back here no more.Copy !req
436. Sure, sure. I can
tell you his new job.Copy !req
437. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
438. He's playing Santa Claus for
a bunch of snot-nosed kids.Copy !req
439. 7:00. It's over!Copy !req
440. Time to get shitfaced!Copy !req
441. Christmas is a feeling...Copy !req
442. Merry Christmas, Helen.
How about a cheap thrill?Copy !req
443. Hey, Santa Claus,
come join the party.Copy !req
444. Santa Claus, come on over here.Copy !req
445. There you go, there
you go, there you go.Copy !req
446. Drink up.Copy !req
447. Stick with me, kid.Copy !req
448. By the time this party's over,Copy !req
449. you'll think you are Santa Claus.Copy !req
450. We wish you a merry ChristmasCopy !req
451. And a happy new yearCopy !req
452. Good tidings for youCopy !req
453. Wherever you areCopy !req
454. We wish you a merry ChristmasCopy !req
455. And a happy new year...Copy !req
456. Hey. Hey, Santa Claus.Copy !req
457. Hey, what you doing, huh?Copy !req
458. I was, uh...Copy !req
459. thinking about my parents.Copy !req
460. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
461. Good, that's fine. That's fine.Copy !req
462. A boy should think about
his parents at Christmas.Copy !req
463. - Good boy, good boy.
- They're dead.Copy !req
464. Oh, God.Copy !req
465. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
466. I forgot. I'm sorry.Copy !req
467. Hey, Santa.Copy !req
468. Santa, you better sober up.Copy !req
469. You got a long night ahead of you.Copy !req
470. Huh?Copy !req
471. Well, you remember what Santa Claus
does on Christmas Eve, don't you?Copy !req
472. Yeah.Copy !req
473. Yeah, I know what he does.Copy !req
474. Better get started.Copy !req
475. Ow.Copy !req
476. Better get started.Copy !req
477. Fuckin' party's dead anyway.Copy !req
478. Ah. Go get 'em, Santa.Copy !req
479. Go get 'em.Copy !req
480. If you got me a present, Andy,Copy !req
481. I don't see why you don't just bring it
out there where everybody can see it.Copy !req
482. Pammy, this, uh,
this particular presentCopy !req
483. really isn't for everybody to see.Copy !req
484. It's something I've been wanting
to give you for a long time.Copy !req
485. - Oh.
- Come on, it's just right back there.Copy !req
486. Hey, trust me, huh?Copy !req
487. You are going to love it.Copy !req
488. Come on.Copy !req
489. Santa's watching, Santa's creepingCopy !req
490. Soon you're nodding,
now you're sleepingCopy !req
491. Were you good for Mom and Dad?Copy !req
492. Santa knows if you've been badCopy !req
493. There might be a treat for youCopy !req
494. In Santa's bag of toysCopy !req
495. But Christmas won't
be fun and gamesCopy !req
496. For naughty girls and boysCopy !req
497. OhCopy !req
498. Santa's watching, Santa's waitingCopy !req
499. Christmas Eve is slowly fadingCopy !req
500. Can you hear him in the night?Copy !req
501. Close the door, turn out the lightCopy !req
502. Santa's watching, Santa's creepingCopy !req
503. Now you're nodding,
now you're sleepingCopy !req
504. Were you good for Mom and Dad...Copy !req
505. Stop it.Copy !req
506. Come on, don't do that.Copy !req
507. No, no. Don't do that.Copy !req
508. Come on, let's go back now.Copy !req
509. Andy, stop it.Copy !req
510. Please, Andy, no.Copy !req
511. Come on, let's go back.Copy !req
512. No. No.Copy !req
513. You goddamn little bitch.Copy !req
514. No!Copy !req
515. No!Copy !req
516. Run, you little bastard!Copy !req
517. No! Please! No!Copy !req
518. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
519. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
520. - You little tease, huh?
- Naughty!Copy !req
521. My God, you're crazy.Copy !req
522. Oh, stop it, Pamela.Copy !req
523. You bastard! You're crazy!Copy !req
524. Get the hell away from me!Copy !req
525. Did you hear something?Copy !req
526. I don't hear anything, Mr. Sims.
It must have been your imagination.Copy !req
527. Punishment is necessary, Pamela.Copy !req
528. It is good.Copy !req
529. I heard something, by God.Copy !req
530. Anybody in here?Copy !req
531. Sims, you're drunk.
You're hearing things.Copy !req
532. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
533. Mr. Sims?Copy !req
534. Oh, Mr. Sims?Copy !req
535. Mr. Sims?Copy !req
536. Ooh.Copy !req
537. Mr. Sims?Copy !req
538. Come out here and see this.Copy !req
539. It's lovely.Copy !req
540. Mr. Sims?Copy !req
541. Mr. Sims, are you hiding in there?Copy !req
542. Oh, God.Copy !req
543. Answer.Copy !req
544. Thank God.Copy !req
545. 'Twas the night before ChristmasCopy !req
546. and all through the house...Copy !req
547. not a creature was stirring...Copy !req
548. not even a mouse.Copy !req
549. No!Copy !req
550. Hello?Copy !req
551. Anybody there?Copy !req
552. Hello?Copy !req
553. Billy, are you in here?Copy !req
554. on this eve when saints
and angels sing among usCopy !req
555. Holly hung just right and faces
bright with Christmas feverCopy !req
556. Happy eve of happy dayCopy !req
557. Candles burning, tables fullCopy !req
558. Drawers are spilling
wrapping paperCopy !req
559. Closets stuffed with
down and woolensCopy !req
560. Now's the time to make your vowCopy !req
561. To help your friends and
love your neighborsCopy !req
562. Joyful neighbors where the
Christmas fever lends us hereCopy !req
563. On the warmest winter...Copy !req
564. Shit. I can't concentrate
with that racket.Copy !req
565. Hold on.Copy !req
566. Mama, won't you give me...Copy !req
567. And I'm missing all
the Christmas partiesCopy !req
568. What'll I do...Copy !req
569. Denise?Copy !req
570. Denise, I want to stay
up to see Santa Claus.Copy !req
571. Cindy, go back to bed
right this minute.Copy !req
572. But I can't sleep.Copy !req
573. Holy shit. She's coming down.Copy !req
574. Cindy, um, don't come down here.Copy !req
575. We're, um, we're
doing our homework.Copy !req
576. Cindy, if, uh, you
don't go back to bed,Copy !req
577. Santa won't come.Copy !req
578. He's not the only one.Copy !req
579. He won't?Copy !req
580. No, um, you're being bad,
Cindy, now go back to bed.Copy !req
581. Well, okay.Copy !req
582. Back to our studies.Copy !req
583. - Two ball in the corner pocket.
- Mm.Copy !req
584. Merry Christmas, babyCopy !req
585. This isn't what I plannedCopy !req
586. I was going to buy
you a diamond ringCopy !req
587. Take you out, jump and shoutCopy !req
588. But I can't give you anything...Copy !req
589. Oh, shit.Copy !req
590. What?Copy !req
591. Sorry, Tommy, I've got to
go upstairs for a minute.Copy !req
592. - What for?
- Um, the cat wants to come inside.Copy !req
593. How do you know?Copy !req
594. I heard her collar
jingling at the door.Copy !req
595. And I'm trying to be
jolly, good gollyCopy !req
596. But I got the bluesCopy !req
597. I got the bluesCopy !req
598. I got the Christmas bluesCopy !req
599. Baby, I've got the blues...Copy !req
600. I'm going to kill her.Copy !req
601. Woody? You out there?Copy !req
602. Woody? Kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
603. Kitty?Copy !req
604. Where'd you go?Copy !req
605. Okay, you're on your
own until morning.Copy !req
606. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
607. There you are, you bad kitty.Copy !req
608. Punish!Copy !req
609. Ah!Copy !req
610. No!Copy !req
611. No!Copy !req
612. Tommy!Copy !req
613. Punish.Copy !req
614. - Punish!
- No!Copy !req
615. I guess I really tied one on...Copy !req
616. Hey, Denise!Copy !req
617. What are you doing?Copy !req
618. I love you, baby,
but you made me madCopy !req
619. You were the best
Christmas I've ever hadCopy !req
620. Merry Christmas, babyCopy !req
621. I guess I really tied one on...Copy !req
622. Holy shit.Copy !req
623. Denise?Copy !req
624. Where are you?Copy !req
625. Denise?Copy !req
626. Are you okay?Copy !req
627. If this is some kind of joke,
I'm going to kill her.Copy !req
628. Operator.Copy !req
629. Operator, I need the police.Copy !req
630. Punish.Copy !req
631. Punish.Copy !req
632. Santa Claus!Copy !req
633. I knew you'd come. Did
you bring me a present?Copy !req
634. Have... have you been goodCopy !req
635. or have you been naughty?Copy !req
636. Good.Copy !req
637. You haven't done anything naughty?Copy !req
638. No, Santa Claus.Copy !req
639. Are you sure?Copy !req
640. Denise?Copy !req
641. Denise?Copy !req
642. Can you believe this?Copy !req
643. It's Christmas Eve and we got
orders to bring in Santa Claus.Copy !req
644. Hey, Miller, what do you think the captain
would do if we brought in the real one?Copy !req
645. He's never satisfied.Copy !req
646. He'd send us back out to
pick up the Easter Bunny.Copy !req
647. Peter Pan maybe.Copy !req
648. Hey, look.Copy !req
649. What are you doing?Copy !req
650. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
651. Hold it. Stop right there.Copy !req
652. Daddy.Copy !req
653. Daddy?Copy !req
654. Look at this hill. Virgin, man.Copy !req
655. - The only kind you'll ever get.
- I'm going down first.Copy !req
656. Go on.Copy !req
657. What's the matter, you afraid?Copy !req
658. Shut up a second.Copy !req
659. Are you having a
religious experienceCopy !req
660. or did you pee your pants?Copy !req
661. Somebody else is out there.Copy !req
662. Who'd be out here at this time of
night on Christmas Eve? Go on.Copy !req
663. Be quiet for a minute.Copy !req
664. I feel like somebody's watching me.Copy !req
665. Like who? Santa's little elves?Copy !req
666. Well, maybe it was
just my imagination.Copy !req
667. Yeah, it would be if you had one.Copy !req
668. Now ride your stupid sled.Copy !req
669. My sled ain't stupid.
I'll show you. Watch.Copy !req
670. Well, if it isn't Bob and Mac.Copy !req
671. Now why don't you guys just
get the fuck out of the way?Copy !req
672. Glad to, little man.Copy !req
673. But, uh, we're going
to go sledding.Copy !req
674. - Oh, that's the plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
675. You guys are going
to take our sleds.Copy !req
676. Oh, you guys are great.Copy !req
677. You know, I want to grow
up to be just like you.Copy !req
678. Ugly and very stupid.Copy !req
679. Do you want to take
that back, fuck face?Copy !req
680. - Drop dead.
- I said take it back.Copy !req
681. All right! All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
682. Now get out of here!Copy !req
683. - Go on, go!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
684. Yeah.Copy !req
685. - All right.
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
686. - You go first.
- Okay.Copy !req
687. Hey, what if I hit a tree?Copy !req
688. Just go.Copy !req
689. Whoo!Copy !req
690. Okay, I'm right here, man.Copy !req
691. That's beautiful.Copy !req
692. All right.Copy !req
693. Now watch this.Copy !req
694. Naughty.Copy !req
695. Oh, God!Copy !req
696. Oh, God! Oh, shit!Copy !req
697. Oh, God!Copy !req
698. Oh, Captain Richards.Copy !req
699. I'm sorry, I must
have fallen asleep.Copy !req
700. Any news?Copy !req
701. All bad, Sister.Copy !req
702. Three more murders.Copy !req
703. Been eluding my men all night.Copy !req
704. Kid may be nuts, but
he's not stupid.Copy !req
705. No, he's not stupid.Copy !req
706. In fact, everything he's been
doing has a kind of logic to it,Copy !req
707. once you understand
what he's gone through.Copy !req
708. If that's true,Copy !req
709. there ought to be a way we
can predict his next move.Copy !req
710. Oh, my Lord.Copy !req
711. I want those papers
folded and stacked.Copy !req
712. Not tossed about.Copy !req
713. And I want each one of you to
write a nice thank-you to SantaCopy !req
714. for his visit later.Copy !req
715. Are you listening?Copy !req
716. Better say good-bye now. Mother Superior
wants us to write a note to Santa Claus.Copy !req
717. Is that the only line
out there, Sister?Copy !req
718. - I'm afraid so.
- Still busy.Copy !req
719. I can't imagine who'd be
on the phone so long.Copy !req
720. We can't wait any longer.Copy !req
721. I'm going down to the dispatcherCopy !req
722. and you and I are going out
to the orphanage together.Copy !req
723. Sister.Copy !req
724. I need every available carCopy !req
725. to go out to the
orphanage on the double.Copy !req
726. The Santa Claus Killer may be
headed that way there now.Copy !req
727. Responding officers are ordered
to shoot to kill if necessary.Copy !req
728. If you get wet or start to
feel cold, come back inside.Copy !req
729. Wow.Copy !req
730. Cut it out!Copy !req
731. Can't you see who's coming?Copy !req
732. This is Officer Barnes. I'm
approaching the orphanage now.Copy !req
733. Everything looks okay.Copy !req
734. There's a bunch of kids
playing in the yard.Copy !req
735. Holy shit.Copy !req
736. Hey! Hold it!Copy !req
737. Get out... get away from him!Copy !req
738. Oh, my God. Children,
inside. Hurry.Copy !req
739. - Santa!
- What happened?Copy !req
740. Ricky! Come away from there.Copy !req
741. A man dressed as Santa ClausCopy !req
742. was shot and killed
at Saint Mary's Home.Copy !req
743. Ambulance is on the way.Copy !req
744. I'm sorry, Sister.Copy !req
745. But at least it's all over.Copy !req
746. Captain, we got a problem here.Copy !req
747. The description of the
dead man, it's all wrong.Copy !req
748. What do you mean all wrong?Copy !req
749. Barnes says the guy's about
50, under six feet tall.Copy !req
750. My God.Copy !req
751. It's Father O'Brien.Copy !req
752. He was our Santa this year.Copy !req
753. Kid we're looking for is 18.Copy !req
754. Barnes wanted the guy to stop,
Captain. He didn't respond.Copy !req
755. But of course not, he's deaf.
He couldn't hear it.Copy !req
756. You tell Barnes to
stay at the orphanage.Copy !req
757. The killer may still
be on his way there.Copy !req
758. 10-4.Copy !req
759. We've got to help him.
We've just got to.Copy !req
760. I don't understand how you could
have mistaken Father O'BrienCopy !req
761. for the murderer in the first place.
He was dressed as a Santa Claus.Copy !req
762. Captain Richards can explain
everything when he gets here, ma'am.Copy !req
763. I'm sorry for what happened, but
there is a killer on the way here.Copy !req
764. Oh, the children.Copy !req
765. No harm must come to the
children. Do you understand?Copy !req
766. That's why I'm here, Sister.Copy !req
767. I am Mother Superior.Copy !req
768. And so far, all you
have done is harm.Copy !req
769. I'm sorry.Copy !req
770. I'm going to check out the grounds.Copy !req
771. In the meantime, you make sure
everyone stays locked up inside.Copy !req
772. Don't let anybody come in unless
you know exactly who it is.Copy !req
773. No one is going to get in
that doesn't belong here.Copy !req
774. Poor things are scared to death.Copy !req
775. Hmm? Oh, yes.Copy !req
776. They need something to
keep their mind off it.Copy !req
777. Richard.Copy !req
778. Yes, Mother Superior.Copy !req
779. Will you please get my pitch pipe?Copy !req
780. Thank you.Copy !req
781. Such a good boy.Copy !req
782. Not at all like his
older brother William.Copy !req
783. Children, listen to me.Copy !req
784. I know that you're very
upset and I understand,Copy !req
785. but I want you to stop that moping.Copy !req
786. We're going to sing. Thank you.Copy !req
787. Ooh.Copy !req
788. Ready, Sister?Copy !req
789. "Deck the Halls."Copy !req
790. And a-one and a-two and a-three.Copy !req
791. Deck the halls with
boughs of hollyCopy !req
792. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
793. 'Tis the season to be jollyCopy !req
794. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
795. Don we now our gay apparelCopy !req
796. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
797. Troll the ancient Yuletide carolCopy !req
798. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
799. Deck the halls with
boughs of hollyCopy !req
800. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
801. 'Tis the season to be jollyCopy !req
802. Fa la la la la, la la la laCopy !req
803. Don we now our gay apparelCopy !req
804. Fa la la la la, la la la la...Copy !req
805. Punish!Copy !req
806. For the king of angelsCopy !req
807. Oh, come let us adore himCopy !req
808. Christ the Lord.Copy !req
809. All right, let's try now
"Jingle Bells." All right.Copy !req
810. Andrew, where do you think you're
going? Come on. We need altos.Copy !req
811. No, don't!Copy !req
812. It's Santa.Copy !req
813. Chrissie, stay away.
Stay away from him.Copy !req
814. But, Mother Superior,
it's Santa Claus.Copy !req
815. Chrissie, stay away from him.Copy !req
816. Hello, Santa.Copy !req
817. Chrissie, come here.Copy !req
818. Come here.Copy !req
819. Andrew, come here.Copy !req
820. There's no Santa Claus.Copy !req
821. There is no Santa Claus.Copy !req
822. Naughty.Copy !req
823. Naughty.Copy !req
824. There is no Santa Claus.Copy !req
825. Naughty!Copy !req
826. You're safe now.Copy !req
827. Santa Claus is gone.Copy !req
828. Naughty.Copy !req
829. Do do do doCopy !req
830. - Dodo
- DodododoCopy !req
831. Santa's watching, Santa's creepingCopy !req
832. Now you're nodding,
now you're sleepingCopy !req
833. Were you good for Mom and Dad?Copy !req
834. Santa knows if you've been badCopy !req
835. There might be a treat for youCopy !req
836. In Santa's bag of toysCopy !req
837. But Christmas won't
be fun and gamesCopy !req
838. For naughty girls and boysCopy !req
839. Oh, Santa's watching,
Santa's waitingCopy !req
840. Everybody's celebratingCopy !req
841. Did you do your best this year?Copy !req
842. Too late now 'cause Santa's hereCopy !req
843. - Dodo
- DodododoCopy !req
844. Santa's watching, Santa's creepingCopy !req
845. Now you're nodding,
now you're sleepingCopy !req
846. Were you good for Mom and Dad?Copy !req
847. Santa knows if you've been badCopy !req
848. There might be a treat for youCopy !req
849. In Santa's bag of toysCopy !req
850. But Christmas won't
be fun and gamesCopy !req
851. For naughty girls and boysCopy !req
852. Santa's watching, Santa's waitingCopy !req
853. Everybody's celebratingCopy !req
854. Did you do your best this year?Copy !req
855. Too late now 'cause Santa's here.Copy !req