1. Onward, Chauncey!Copy !req
2. To the highest room of the tallest towerCopy !req
3. where my princess awaits rescue
from her handsome Prince Charming!Copy !req
4. This is worse than Love Letters.
I hate dinner theater!Copy !req
5. Me, too.Copy !req
6. Whoa there, Chauncey!Copy !req
7. Hark!Copy !req
8. The brave
Prince Charming approacheth.Copy !req
9. Fear not, fair maiden.Copy !req
10. I shall slay the monster that guards you,Copy !req
11. then take my place as rightful king.Copy !req
12. What did she say?Copy !req
13. It's Shrek!Copy !req
14. Whoo, Shrek, yeah!Copy !req
15. Prepare, foul beast
to enter into a world of painCopy !req
16. with which you are not familiar!Copy !req
17. Happy birthday to thee
Happy birthday to theeCopy !req
18. Do you mind?Copy !req
19. Do you mind? Boring!Copy !req
20. Prepare, foul beast...Copy !req
21. Someday you'll be sorry.Copy !req
22. We already are!Copy !req
23. Mommy...Copy !req
24. You're right. I can't let this happen.Copy !req
25. I can't!Copy !req
26. I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.Copy !req
27. And I promise you this, Mother,Copy !req
28. I will restore dignity to my throne.Copy !req
29. And this timeCopy !req
30. no one will stand in my way.Copy !req
31. Good morning.Copy !req
32. Morning breath.Copy !req
33. I know. Isn't it wonderful?Copy !req
34. Good morning, good morningCopy !req
35. The sun is shining throughCopy !req
36. Good morning, good morning, to youCopy !req
37. And you! And you!Copy !req
38. They grow up so fast.Copy !req
39. Not fast enough.Copy !req
40. You'll be filling in
for the King and Queen.Copy !req
41. Several functions require
your attendance, sir.Copy !req
42. Great! Let's get started.Copy !req
43. Come on, lazybones.
Time to get moving!Copy !req
44. You need to get a pair ofjammies.Copy !req
45. I got some sleep and I needed itCopy !req
46. Not a lot, just a little bitCopy !req
47. Someone's always trying
to keep me from itCopy !req
48. It's a crying shameCopy !req
49. It's a royal pain in the neckCopy !req
50. I knight thee.Copy !req
51. if you're filling in for a king,
you should look like one.Copy !req
52. Can somebody come in
and work on Shrek?Copy !req
53. I will see what I can do.Copy !req
54. Yeah, wow.Copy !req
55. Is this really necessary?Copy !req
56. Quite necessary, Fiona.Copy !req
57. - I'm Shrek, you twit.
- Whatever.Copy !req
58. This isn't a rehearsal, peoples.
Let's see some hustle!Copy !req
59. Smiles, everyone! Smiles!Copy !req
60. I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up.Copy !req
61. I'm sorry, but can you just try
to grin and bear it?Copy !req
62. It's just until Dad gets better.Copy !req
63. Shrek?Copy !req
64. You look handsome.Copy !req
65. Come here, you.Copy !req
66. My butt is itching up a stormCopy !req
67. and I can't reach it in this monkey suit.Copy !req
68. Hey, you! Come here.
What's your name?Copy !req
69. Fiddlesworth, sir.Copy !req
70. Perfect.Copy !req
71. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
72. Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!Copy !req
73. You've got it. A little to the left.Copy !req
74. That's it! That's good.Copy !req
75. Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing!
You're on it.Copy !req
76. Shrek!Copy !req
77. - My eye!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
78. Fiona!Copy !req
79. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
80. Shrimp! My favorite!Copy !req
81. - That's it! We're leaving!
- Calm down.Copy !req
82. Calm down?Copy !req
83. Who do you think we're kidding?
I am an ogre.Copy !req
84. I'm not cut out for this, Fiona,
and I never will be.Copy !req
85. I think that went well.Copy !req
86. Donkey!Copy !req
87. Come on, Shrek!Copy !req
88. Some people just
don't understand boundaries.Copy !req
89. Just think.Copy !req
90. A couple more days
and we'll be back homeCopy !req
91. in our vermin-filled shack
strewn with fungusCopy !req
92. and filled with
the stench of mud and neglect.Copy !req
93. You had me at "vermin-filled."Copy !req
94. And maybe even the pitter-patter
of little feet on the floor.Copy !req
95. That's right, the swamp rats
will be spawning.Copy !req
96. No.Copy !req
97. What I'm thinking of
is a little bigger than a swamp rat.Copy !req
98. - Donkey?
- No, Shrek.Copy !req
99. What if, theoretically,Copy !req
100. they were little ogre feet?Copy !req
101. Honey, let's be rational about this.Copy !req
102. Have you seen a baby lately?Copy !req
103. They just eat and poop, and they cryCopy !req
104. then they cry when they poop
and poop when they cry.Copy !req
105. Now, imagine an ogre baby.Copy !req
106. They extra-cry and they extra-poop.Copy !req
107. Shrek, don't you ever think about
having a family?Copy !req
108. Right now, you're my family.Copy !req
109. Somebody better be dying.Copy !req
110. I'm dying.Copy !req
111. Harold?Copy !req
112. Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.Copy !req
113. Of course, darling.Copy !req
114. Fiona.Copy !req
115. Yes, Daddy?Copy !req
116. I know I made many mistakes with you.Copy !req
117. It's okay.Copy !req
118. But your love for Shrek hasCopy !req
119. taught me much.Copy !req
120. My dear boy,Copy !req
121. I am proud to call you my son.Copy !req
122. And I'm proud to call you my frog...Copy !req
123. King dad-in-law.Copy !req
124. Now there is a matter of business
to attend to.Copy !req
125. The Frog King is dead.Copy !req
126. Put your hat back on, fool.Copy !req
127. Shrek,Copy !req
128. please come hither.Copy !req
129. Yeah, Dad?Copy !req
130. This kingdom needs a new king.Copy !req
131. You and Fiona are next
in line for the throne.Copy !req
132. Next in line.Copy !req
133. You see, Dad,
that's why people love you.Copy !req
134. Even on your deathbed,
you're still making jokes.Copy !req
135. Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?Copy !req
136. That's not such a good idea.Copy !req
137. There must be somebody else.Copy !req
138. Anybody!Copy !req
139. Aside from you,
there is only one remaining heir.Copy !req
140. Really? Who is he, Dad?Copy !req
141. His name is...Copy !req
142. ls...Copy !req
143. What's his name?Copy !req
144. ls...Copy !req
145. Daddy!Copy !req
146. His name is Arthur.Copy !req
147. Arthur?Copy !req
148. I know you'll do what's right.Copy !req
149. Harold?Copy !req
150. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
151. Dad?Copy !req
152. Do your thing, man.Copy !req
153. When you were young and your heartCopy !req
154. Was an open bookCopy !req
155. You used to say live and let liveCopy !req
156. You know you did, you know you did
You know you didCopy !req
157. But if this ever changing world
In which we Iive inCopy !req
158. Makes you give in and cryCopy !req
159. Say live and let dieCopy !req
160. Live and let dieCopy !req
161. Hey, lady
You, ladyCopy !req
162. Cursing at your lifeCopy !req
163. You're a discontented motherCopy !req
164. And a regimented wifeCopy !req
165. What does a prince have to do
to get a drink here?Copy !req
166. Mabel!Copy !req
167. Why they call you an ugly stepsister,
I'll never know.Copy !req
168. Where's Doris? Taking the night off?Copy !req
169. She's not welcome here,
and neither are you.Copy !req
170. What do you want, Charming?Copy !req
171. Not much. Just a chance at redemption.Copy !req
172. And a Fuzzy Navel.Copy !req
173. And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!Copy !req
174. We're not your friends.Copy !req
175. You don't belong here.Copy !req
176. You're absolutely right,
but, I mean, do any of us?Copy !req
177. Do a number on his face.Copy !req
178. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
179. We are more alike than you think.Copy !req
180. Wicked Witch!Copy !req
181. The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White,
and what happened?Copy !req
182. Oh, what's it to you?Copy !req
183. They left you the unfairest of them all.Copy !req
184. Now here you are,Copy !req
185. hustling pool to get your next meal.Copy !req
186. How does that feel?Copy !req
187. Pretty unfair.Copy !req
188. And you!Copy !req
189. Your star puppet abandons the show
to go and find his father.Copy !req
190. I hate that little wooden puppet.Copy !req
191. And Hook.Copy !req
192. Need I say more?Copy !req
193. - And you, Frumpypigskin!
- Rumpelstiltskin.Copy !req
194. Where's that firstborn
you were promised?Copy !req
195. Mabel.Copy !req
196. Remember how you couldn't
get your little fat footCopy !req
197. into that tiny glass slipper?Copy !req
198. Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now,Copy !req
199. eating bonbons,Copy !req
200. cavorting with every last
fairy tale creatureCopy !req
201. that has ever done you wrong!Copy !req
202. Once upon a time, someone decided
that we were the losers.Copy !req
203. But there are two sides to every storyCopy !req
204. and our side has not been told!Copy !req
205. So who will join me?Copy !req
206. Who wants to come out
on top for once?Copy !req
207. Who wants their "happily ever after"?Copy !req
208. This way, gents.Copy !req
209. It's out of my hands, señorita.Copy !req
210. The winds of fate
have blown on my destiny.Copy !req
211. But I will never forget you.
You are the love of my life.Copy !req
212. As are you.Copy !req
213. And, you.Copy !req
214. I don't know you, but I'd like to.Copy !req
215. I got to go!Copy !req
216. I don't wanna leave you either.Copy !req
217. But you know how Shrek is.
The dude's lost without me.Copy !req
218. But don't worry.
I'll send you airmail kisses every day!Copy !req
219. Be strong, babies.Copy !req
220. Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.Copy !req
221. Bananas, no roasting marshmallows
on your sister's head.Copy !req
222. That's my special boy!Copy !req
223. Come here, all of you!
Give your daddy a big hug!Copy !req
224. Shrek?Copy !req
225. Maybe you should just stay and be King.Copy !req
226. Come on. There's no way
I could run a kingdom.Copy !req
227. That's why your cousin Arthur
is a perfect choice.Copy !req
228. It's not that. You see...Copy !req
229. And if he gives me trouble,
I always have persuasion and reason.Copy !req
230. Here's persuasion and here's reason.Copy !req
231. Fiona,Copy !req
232. soon it's just going to be you, meCopy !req
233. and our swamp.Copy !req
234. It's not going to be just you and me.Copy !req
235. All aboard!Copy !req
236. It will be. I promise.Copy !req
237. I love you.Copy !req
238. - That's lovely.
- Bye-bye, babies!Copy !req
239. Shrek!Copy !req
240. - Wait!
- What is it?Copy !req
241. I'm... I'm...Copy !req
242. I love you, too, honey!Copy !req
243. No! I said I'm...Copy !req
244. You're what?Copy !req
245. I said I'm pregnant!Copy !req
246. What was that?Copy !req
247. You're going to be a father!Copy !req
248. That's great!Copy !req
249. Really? I'm glad you think so!Copy !req
250. I love you!Copy !req
251. Yeah!Copy !req
252. Me, too! You!Copy !req
253. I'm going to be an uncle!
I'm going to be an uncle!Copy !req
254. And you, my friend, are royally...Copy !req
255. Home.Copy !req
256. Shrek!Copy !req
257. Fiona!Copy !req
258. Fiona?Copy !req
259. Oh, no.Copy !req
260. Better out than in, I always say.Copy !req
261. No, no, no!Copy !req
262. It's okay. It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
263. Stop! Hey, wait!Copy !req
264. Donkey. Donkey!Copy !req
265. Wake up!Copy !req
266. Dada!Copy !req
267. Shrek! Are you okay?Copy !req
268. I can't believe I'm going to be a father.Copy !req
269. How did this happen?Copy !req
270. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
271. When a man has feelings for a womanCopy !req
272. a powerful urge sweeps over him.Copy !req
273. I know how it happened.Copy !req
274. I just can't believe it.Copy !req
275. How does it happen?Copy !req
276. And the cat's in the cradle
and the silver spoonCopy !req
277. Little Boy Blue and the Man in the MoonCopy !req
278. When you coming home, son?
I don't know whenCopy !req
279. But we'll get together then, DadCopy !req
280. Donkey! Can you just cut to the partCopy !req
281. where you're supposed
to make me feel better?Copy !req
282. You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?Copy !req
283. What I am talking about is you,
me, my cousin's boat,Copy !req
284. an ice cold pitcher of mojitos
and two weeks of nothing but fishing.Copy !req
285. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
286. Having a baby
isn't going to ruin your life.Copy !req
287. It's not my life I'm worried about ruining,Copy !req
288. it's the kid's.Copy !req
289. When have you ever heard
the phrase "as sweet as an ogre"Copy !req
290. or "as nurturing as an ogre"Copy !req
291. or "You'll love my dad.
He's a real ogre"?Copy !req
292. Okay. I get it.Copy !req
293. It's not going to be easy.
But you got us to help you.Copy !req
294. That's true.Copy !req
295. I'm doomed.Copy !req
296. You'll be fine.Copy !req
297. You're finished.Copy !req
298. With yourjourney.Copy !req
299. "Wor-ces-ters-shiree"?Copy !req
300. Now that sounds fancy!Copy !req
301. - It's Worcestershire.
- Like the sauce?Copy !req
302. It's spicy!Copy !req
303. They must be expecting us.Copy !req
304. What in the shista-shire
kind of place is this?Copy !req
305. Well, my stomach aches
and my palms just got sweaty.Copy !req
306. - Must be a high school.
- High school?Copy !req
307. - Ready?
- Okay!Copy !req
308. Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?Copy !req
309. Yeah, we think so, we think so!Copy !req
310. And dost thou thinkest thine
can be stopped?Copy !req
311. Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!Copy !req
312. All right, Mr. Percival,
ease up on the reins.Copy !req
313. For lo, bro, don't burn all
my frankincense and myrrh.Copy !req
314. I'm feeling nauseous from memories
of wedgies and swirlies!Copy !req
315. How did you receive wedgiesCopy !req
316. when you are clearly
not the wearer of underpants?Copy !req
317. Let's just say some things
are better left unsaid.Copy !req
318. So I was all like, "I'd rather get
the black plague than go out with you."Copy !req
319. - Oh, totally.
- Pardon me.Copy !req
320. - Totally ew-eth.
- Yeah, totally.Copy !req
321. I just altered my character level
to +3 superb-ability.Copy !req
322. Hi. We're looking for someone named...Copy !req
323. Who rolled a +9 dork spellCopy !req
324. and summoned the beast
and his quadrupeds?Copy !req
325. I know you're busy not fitting in,Copy !req
326. but can you tell me
where I can find Arthur?Copy !req
327. He's over there.Copy !req
328. There is no sweeter taste
on thy tongue than victory!Copy !req
329. Strong, handsome, face of a leader.Copy !req
330. Does Arthur look like a king or what?Copy !req
331. Sorry.Copy !req
332. Did you say you were looking for Arthur?Copy !req
333. That information
is on a need-to-know basis.Copy !req
334. It's top secret!Copy !req
335. Now, gentlemen, let's away.
To the showers!Copy !req
336. Greetings, Your Majesty.
This is your lucky day.Copy !req
337. What are you supposed to be?Copy !req
338. Some kind of giant
mutant leprechaun or something?Copy !req
339. Giant mutant... You made a funny.Copy !req
340. Unhand me, monster!Copy !req
341. Stop squirming, Arthur.Copy !req
342. I'm not Arthur.Copy !req
343. I am Lancelot.Copy !req
344. That dork over there is Arthur.Copy !req
345. This is, like, totally embarrassing,Copy !req
346. but Tiffany thinkest
thou vex her so soothly.Copy !req
347. She thought perchance thou would
ask her to the Homecoming Dance.Copy !req
348. - Excuse me?
- Like, whatever.Copy !req
349. She's into college guys
and mythical creatures.Copy !req
350. Oh, Arthur,Copy !req
351. come out, come out, wherever you are!Copy !req
352. You better run,
you little punk no-goodniks!Copy !req
353. The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers
are over!Copy !req
354. Hold it.Copy !req
355. We're here for the mascot contest.Copy !req
356. We're here for the mascot contest, too.Copy !req
357. This is a costume?Copy !req
358. Worked on it all night long.Copy !req
359. Looks pretty real to me.Copy !req
360. if he were real, could I do this?Copy !req
361. Or this?Copy !req
362. if it were real, that would have been
agonizingly painful.Copy !req
363. - Now watch this!
- That's quite enough, boys.Copy !req
364. Thank you to Professor Primbottom
and his lectureCopy !req
365. on "just say nay."Copy !req
366. And now, without further ado,Copy !req
367. let's give a warm
Worcestershire hoozahCopy !req
368. to the winner of our
mascot contest, the...Copy !req
369. Ogre?Copy !req
370. That's right. I'm the new mascot.Copy !req
371. So let's really try
and beat the other guysCopy !req
372. at whatever it is they're doing!Copy !req
373. This is all a bit unorthodox...Copy !req
374. Where can I find Arthur Pendragon?Copy !req
375. Hey, wait...Copy !req
376. Classic.Copy !req
377. You should be ashamed of yourself!Copy !req
378. I didn't do it. They did.Copy !req
379. Please don't eat me.Copy !req
380. Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!Copy !req
381. I'm not here to eat him!Copy !req
382. Time to pack up your toothbrush
and jammies.Copy !req
383. You're the new King of Far Far Away.Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. Artie a king?
More like the Mayor of Loserville!Copy !req
386. Burn.Copy !req
387. Is this for real?Copy !req
388. Absolutely. Clean out your locker, kid.
You have a kingdom to run.Copy !req
389. So, wait. I'm really the only heir?Copy !req
390. The one and only.Copy !req
391. Give me a second.Copy !req
392. My good people,Copy !req
393. there's a lesson here for all of us.Copy !req
394. Next time you're about to dunk a kid's
head in a chamber pot, stop and think,Copy !req
395. "Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.Copy !req
396. "Maybe I should cut him some slack.Copy !req
397. "'Cause maybe, just maybe,Copy !req
398. "this guy's gonna turn out to be,
I don't know, a king?Copy !req
399. "Maybe his first royal decreeCopy !req
400. "will be to banish everyone
who ever picked on him."Copy !req
401. I'm looking at you, jousting team!Copy !req
402. And Guin?Copy !req
403. Oh, Guin.Copy !req
404. I've always loved you.Copy !req
405. Good friends, it breaks my heart, butCopy !req
406. enjoy your stay here in prison
while I rule the free world!Copy !req
407. Okay, let's not overdo it.Copy !req
408. I'm building my city, people,
on rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
409. You just overdid it.Copy !req
410. Look at you!Copy !req
411. - You look darling.
- Just precious. Look at her.Copy !req
412. Any cravings since you got pregnant?Copy !req
413. No. Not at all.Copy !req
414. Do you smell ham?Copy !req
415. It's present time!Copy !req
416. Fiona, please open mine first.
It's the one in front.Copy !req
417. "Congratulations on your new mess..."Copy !req
418. Oh, mess maker!Copy !req
419. "Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella."Copy !req
420. - Look at that!
- What is it?Copy !req
421. It's for the poopies.Copy !req
422. - Wait. Babies poop?
- Everyone poops, Beauty.Copy !req
423. Fiona!Copy !req
424. We all chipped in
for a little present, too.Copy !req
425. Ta-da!Copy !req
426. You know the baby will love it,
because I do!Copy !req
427. Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.Copy !req
428. Who's this one from?Copy !req
429. I got you the biggest one,
because I love you most.Copy !req
430. "Have one on me. Love, Snow White."Copy !req
431. What is it?Copy !req
432. - He's a live-in babysitter.
- Where's the baby?Copy !req
433. You're too kind, Snow,
but I can't accept this.Copy !req
434. It's nothing. I have six more at home.Copy !req
435. - What does he do?
- Cleaning.Copy !req
436. - Feeding.
- Burping.Copy !req
437. So, what are Shrek
and I supposed to do?Copy !req
438. Work on your marriage.Copy !req
439. Thanks, Rapunzel.
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
440. Come on now, Fiona.
You know what happens.Copy !req
441. You're tired all the time.Copy !req
442. You start letting yourself go.Copy !req
443. Stretch marks.Copy !req
444. Say goodbye to romance.Copy !req
445. I'm sorry, but how many of you
have kids?Copy !req
446. She's right!Copy !req
447. A baby will only strengthen
the love Shrek and Fiona have.Copy !req
448. How did Shrek react when you told him?Copy !req
449. When he first found out, Shrek said...Copy !req
450. Onward, my new friends!Copy !req
451. To our happily ever afters!Copy !req
452. Now, bombs away!Copy !req
453. Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.Copy !req
454. - His name's not Peter.
- Shut it, Wendy.Copy !req
455. Enough pillaging! To the castle!Copy !req
456. You go! Take care of the baby!Copy !req
457. Everybody stay calm!
We're going to die!Copy !req
458. Everyone in! Now!Copy !req
459. Come on! Put some back into it!Copy !req
460. We don't have time. Now go!Copy !req
461. Quickly, ladies!Copy !req
462. We'll hold them off as long as we can!Copy !req
463. Where are Shrek and Fiona?Copy !req
464. - The name doesn't ring a bell.
- No bell.Copy !req
465. I suggest you freaks cooperateCopy !req
466. with the new King of Far Far Away!Copy !req
467. The only thing you're ever gonna be
king of is King of the Stupids!Copy !req
468. - Hook!
- Right!Copy !req
469. Avast, ye cookie.Copy !req
470. Start talking.Copy !req
471. - Gingy!
- Papa!Copy !req
472. Settle down now.Copy !req
473. On the good ship LollipopCopy !req
474. It's a sweet trip to the candy shopCopy !req
475. You!Copy !req
476. You can't lie.Copy !req
477. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?Copy !req
478. Well, I don't know where he's not.Copy !req
479. You don't know where Shrek is?Copy !req
480. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assumeCopy !req
481. that I couldn't exactly not say
that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.Copy !req
482. So you do know where he is!Copy !req
483. On the contrary,
I'm possibly more or lessCopy !req
484. not definitely rejecting the ideaCopy !req
485. that in no way,
with any amount of uncertainty...Copy !req
486. - Stop it!
- I do not know where he shouldn't be.Copy !req
487. if that indeed wasn't where he isn't.Copy !req
488. Even if he wasn't not where
I knew he was, it could mean...Copy !req
489. On the good ship LollipopCopy !req
490. Enough!Copy !req
491. Shrek went off
to bring back the next heir!Copy !req
492. He's bringing back the next heir?Copy !req
493. No!Copy !req
494. Hook! Get rid of this new "King."Copy !req
495. But bring Shrek to me.Copy !req
496. I have something
special in mind for him.Copy !req
497. He'll never fall for your tricks!Copy !req
498. Oh, boy.Copy !req
499. I can't believe it. Me, a king?Copy !req
500. I knew I came from royalty, butCopy !req
501. I figured everyone forgot about me.Copy !req
502. Oh, no. In fact the King
asked for you personally.Copy !req
503. Really? Wow.Copy !req
504. But I know it's not all fun and games.Copy !req
505. It really is all fun and games, actually.Copy !req
506. Sure, you have to knight a few heroes,
launch a ship or two.Copy !req
507. By the way, make sure you hit the boat
just right with the bottle.Copy !req
508. Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.Copy !req
509. Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks.Copy !req
510. This is going to be huge.Copy !req
511. Parties, princesses, castles.Copy !req
512. Princesses.Copy !req
513. You'll be living in the lap of luxury.Copy !req
514. The finest chefs will wait for your order.Copy !req
515. And fortunately,
you'll have the royal food tasters.Copy !req
516. What do they do?Copy !req
517. Taste the food before the King eats,
to make sure it's not poisoned.Copy !req
518. - Poisoned?
- Or too salty.Copy !req
519. Don't worry.
Your bodyguards will keep you safe.Copy !req
520. - Bodyguards?
- All of them willing at a moment's noticeCopy !req
521. to lay down their lives
out of devotion to you.Copy !req
522. Really?Copy !req
523. The whole kingdom will look to you for
wisdom and guidance.Copy !req
524. Make sure they don't die of famine!Copy !req
525. - Or plague.
- Plague is bad.Copy !req
526. The coughing, the groaning,
the festering sores.Copy !req
527. Festering sores!Copy !req
528. You are one funny kitty cat.Copy !req
529. What did I say?Copy !req
530. We don't want Artie getting
the wrong idea.Copy !req
531. Artie?Copy !req
532. - There goes my hip!
- Artie! What are you doing?Copy !req
533. What does it look like?Copy !req
534. This really isn't up to you.Copy !req
535. I don't know anything about being king!Copy !req
536. You'll learn on the job!Copy !req
537. - Sorry, but I'm going back.
- Back to what?Copy !req
538. Being a loser?Copy !req
539. - Now look what you did!
- Look what I did?Copy !req
540. Who's holding the wheel, chief?Copy !req
541. Shrek!Copy !req
542. Land ho!Copy !req
543. How humiliating.Copy !req
544. Oh, nice going, Your Highness.Copy !req
545. Now it's "Your Highness"?
What happened to "loser"?Copy !req
546. if you think this is getting you
out of anything, it isn't.Copy !req
547. We're heading back to Far Far Away
one way or another.Copy !req
548. And you're going to be a father!Copy !req
549. What?Copy !req
550. You just said "father."Copy !req
551. King! You're going to be king!Copy !req
552. "You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.Copy !req
553. Where are you going?Copy !req
554. Far Far Away... from you!Copy !req
555. Get back here, young man!Copy !req
556. Boss? I don't think he's coming back.Copy !req
557. Maybe it's for the best.
He's not exactly king material.Copy !req
558. When did you plan to tell him
you were supposed to be king?Copy !req
559. Come on. Why would I do that?Copy !req
560. Besides, he'll be ten times
better at it than me.Copy !req
561. Then change your tactics
if you want to get anywhere with him.Copy !req
562. You're right, Donkey.Copy !req
563. What about this?Copy !req
564. - Shrek!
- Come on. It's just a joke.Copy !req
565. Still...Copy !req
566. Listen, Artie.Copy !req
567. if you think this whole mad scene
ain't dope, I feel you, dude.Copy !req
568. I'm not trying to get up in your grill
or raise your roof.Copy !req
569. But what I am screamin' is,Copy !req
570. yo, check out this
kazing thazing, bazaby!Copy !req
571. if it doesn't groove, or what I'm sayingCopy !req
572. ain't straight trippin', say,
"Oh, no, you didn't!Copy !req
573. "You're getting on my last nerve."Copy !req
574. And then I'll know it's...
I'll know it's wack!Copy !req
575. Help!Copy !req
576. I've been kidnapped by a monster
who's trying to relate to me!Copy !req
577. - Artie, wait.
- Come on! Help! Hello?Copy !req
578. Greetings, cosmic children
of the universe.Copy !req
579. Welcome to my serenity circle.Copy !req
580. Please leave any bad vibes
outside the healing vortex.Copy !req
581. Now prepare...Copy !req
582. I knew I should have got that warranty!Copy !req
583. Mr. Merlin?Copy !req
584. You know this guy?Copy !req
585. Yeah.Copy !req
586. He was the school magic teacher,
until he had his nervous breakdown.Copy !req
587. Technically, I was merely a victim
of a level 3 fatigue.Copy !req
588. At the request of my therapist,Copy !req
589. and the school authorities,
I retired to the tranquility of natureCopy !req
590. to discover my divine purpose.Copy !req
591. Can I interest anyone
in a snack or beverage?Copy !req
592. No.Copy !req
593. Sure you don't want to try
my Rock Au Gratin?Copy !req
594. It's organic.Copy !req
595. Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.Copy !req
596. We need directions to Far Far Away.Copy !req
597. "We"? Who said I was going with you?Copy !req
598. I did.Copy !req
599. People are counting on you,
so don't try to weasel out of it.Copy !req
600. if the job's so great, you do it.Copy !req
601. Understand this, kid.
No more Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.Copy !req
602. That was your Mr. Nice Guy?Copy !req
603. I know, and I'm going to miss him.Copy !req
604. Why don't you go terrorize a village
and leave me alone!Copy !req
605. Was that a crack about ogres?Copy !req
606. You get your royal highness
to Far Far AwayCopy !req
607. before I kick it there!Copy !req
608. Now, which way am I kicking?Copy !req
609. I could tell you,
but since you're in the midstCopy !req
610. of a self-destructive rage spiral,Copy !req
611. it would be karmically irresponsible.Copy !req
612. Self-destructive...
Are you going to help us or not?Copy !req
613. Most definitely, but only after youCopy !req
614. take the journey to your soul!Copy !req
615. I don't think so.Copy !req
616. It's either that or primal scream therapy.Copy !req
617. All right. Journey to the soul.Copy !req
618. Now, all of you,
look into the Fire of TruthCopy !req
619. and tell me what you see.Copy !req
620. Ooh, charades!Copy !req
621. Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte
with cinnamon swirls!Copy !req
622. Okay, monster, go for it.Copy !req
623. I see a rainbow pony.Copy !req
624. - Excellent work! Now the boy.
- This is lame.Copy !req
625. You're lame! Just go for it.Copy !req
626. Okay.Copy !req
627. There's a baby bird and a father bird
sitting in a nest.Copy !req
628. Yes! Stay with it!Copy !req
629. The dad just flew away.Copy !req
630. Why did he leave
the little bird all alone?Copy !req
631. It's trying to fly,
but it doesn't know how to.Copy !req
632. It's going to fall!Copy !req
633. Proper head case you are.
Really messed up.Copy !req
634. Okay, I get it.
The bird's me. My dad left.Copy !req
635. So what?Copy !req
636. Look, Artie...Copy !req
637. Just thought I'd help set the moodCopy !req
638. for your big heart-to-heart chat.Copy !req
639. I know what it's like to not feel
ready for something.Copy !req
640. Even ogres get scared.Copy !req
641. You know, once in a while.Copy !req
642. I know you want me to be king,
but I can't.Copy !req
643. I'm not cut out for it, and I never will be.Copy !req
644. Even my own dad knew
I wasn't worth the trouble.Copy !req
645. He dumped me at that school
first chance he gotCopy !req
646. and I never heard from him again.Copy !req
647. My dad wasn't really
the fatherly type, either.Copy !req
648. I doubt he was worse than mine.Copy !req
649. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
650. My father was an ogre.Copy !req
651. He tried to eat me.Copy !req
652. I guess I should have realized it.Copy !req
653. He bathed me in barbecue sauceCopy !req
654. and put me to bed
with an apple in my mouth.Copy !req
655. I guess that's pretty bad.Copy !req
656. It may be hard to believe,Copy !req
657. what, with my obvious charm
and good looks,Copy !req
658. but people used to think
I was a monster.Copy !req
659. And for a long time, I believed them.Copy !req
660. But after a while,Copy !req
661. you learn to ignore the names
people call youCopy !req
662. and just trust who you are.Copy !req
663. You know, you're okay, Shrek.Copy !req
664. You just need to do a little less
yelling and use a little more soap.Copy !req
665. Thanks, Artie.Copy !req
666. The soap's because
you stink really bad.Copy !req
667. Yeah, I got that.Copy !req
668. This place is filthy!Copy !req
669. I feel like a hobo.Copy !req
670. I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me.Copy !req
671. Everything's always about you.
It's not like your attitude is helping.Copy !req
672. Maybe it just bothers you
I was voted fairest in the land.Copy !req
673. You mean in that rigged election?Copy !req
674. Give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,Copy !req
675. "let down thy golden extensions!"Copy !req
676. Ladies, let go of your petty complaints
and let's work together!Copy !req
677. So I guess the plan is
we just wander aimlesslyCopy !req
678. in this stinkhole until we rot.Copy !req
679. No, we get inside and find out
what Charming's up to.Copy !req
680. I know he's a jerk and everything,Copy !req
681. but that Charming makes me
hotter than July.Copy !req
682. That's it!Copy !req
683. Come on! This way!Copy !req
684. Rapunzel, wait!Copy !req
685. Charming, let go of her.Copy !req
686. But why would I want to do that?Copy !req
687. What?Copy !req
688. Say hello, ladies,
to the new Queen of Far Far Away.Copy !req
689. Rapunzel, how could you?Copy !req
690. Jealous much?Copy !req
691. Soon you'll be back where you started,Copy !req
692. scrubbing floors
or locked away in towers.Copy !req
693. That is, if I let you last the week.Copy !req
694. Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.Copy !req
695. Not here, kitten whiskers.
Daddy will discuss it later.Copy !req
696. Now forgive us.
We have a show to put on.Copy !req
697. Shrek will be back soon,
and you'll be sorry.Copy !req
698. Sorry?Copy !req
699. Don't you realize
once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away,Copy !req
700. he's doomed?Copy !req
701. Look out! They got a piano!Copy !req
702. Kill them all, except the fat one.Copy !req
703. King Charming has something
special in mind for you, ogre.Copy !req
704. King Charming?Copy !req
705. Attack!Copy !req
706. Artie, duck!Copy !req
707. Ready the plank!Copy !req
708. - Shrek!
- Help!Copy !req
709. Cowards!Copy !req
710. What has Charming done with Fiona?Copy !req
711. She's going to get what's coming to her.Copy !req
712. And there ain't nothing you can do
to stop him!Copy !req
713. - We've got to save her.
- But she's so far far away!Copy !req
714. Get yourself back
to Worcestershire, kid.Copy !req
715. No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea.Copy !req
716. I am a buzzing bee.Copy !req
717. Mr. Merlin?
They need a spell to get them,Copy !req
718. I mean us, back to Far Far Away.Copy !req
719. Forget it. I don't have that kind
of magic in me anymore.Copy !req
720. How about a hug?
That's the best kind of magic.Copy !req
721. Please. I know you can do it.Copy !req
722. I said forget it!Copy !req
723. But...Copy !req
724. What's with you?Copy !req
725. It's just so hard, you know?Copy !req
726. They need to get back,
'cause their kingdom's in trouble.Copy !req
727. 'Cause there's a really bad man.Copy !req
728. It's just so hard!Copy !req
729. - Take it easy.
- No! I don't think you understand!Copy !req
730. There's a mean person
doing mean things to good people.Copy !req
731. Have a heart, old man.Copy !req
732. They really need your help to get back.
Why won't you help them?Copy !req
733. Okay.Copy !req
734. I'll go get my things.Copy !req
735. - Piece of cake.
- Well, well.Copy !req
736. You want eggs with that ham?Copy !req
737. I am a little rusty,
so there could be some side effects.Copy !req
738. - Side effects?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
739. Whatever it is, no matter how
excruciatingly painful,Copy !req
740. it will wear off eventually. I think.Copy !req
741. - Oops.
- You sure about this?Copy !req
742. lfArtie trusts him,
that's good enough for me.Copy !req
743. Even if his robe doesn't cover...Copy !req
744. Alacritous expeditious,Copy !req
745. a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!Copy !req
746. Let's help our friends get back...Copy !req
747. Soon!Copy !req
748. It worked!Copy !req
749. I haven't been on a trip
like that since college!Copy !req
750. Donkey?Copy !req
751. What? ls something in my teeth?Copy !req
752. Oh, no!Copy !req
753. I've been abracadabra-ed into
a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!Copy !req
754. At least you don't look like
some kind of bloated piñata!Copy !req
755. You should think about going on a diet!Copy !req
756. You should get yourself a pair of pants.
I feel all exposed and nasty!Copy !req
757. So you two think this is funny?Copy !req
758. I'm really sorry, guys.Copy !req
759. Don't be. You got us back, kid.Copy !req
760. How in the Hans Christian AndersenCopy !req
761. am I supposed to parade around
in these goofy boots?Copy !req
762. Hey, hey, hey!
Be very careful with those.Copy !req
763. They were made in Madrid
by the finest...Copy !req
764. You'll learn to control that.Copy !req
765. Seriously. Ow!Copy !req
766. You need some comfort inserts
or arch support or something.Copy !req
767. Watch it. I'm walking here
and I'm gonna keep going until...Copy !req
768. Pinocchio!Copy !req
769. Shrek! Help me!Copy !req
770. - What happened?
- Charming and the villains took over!Copy !req
771. They attacked us.Copy !req
772. Fiona and the Princesses got away.
Now she's...Copy !req
773. She's what? What?Copy !req
774. Puss! Loan me five bucks.Copy !req
775. You heard him. Help the brother out.Copy !req
776. Do you see any pockets on me?Copy !req
777. Hold on a second.Copy !req
778. I had no idea, really. L... I swear.Copy !req
779. Quick! Where is Fiona?Copy !req
780. Charming has her
locked away someplace.Copy !req
781. You have to find him!Copy !req
782. He's probably getting
ready for the show!Copy !req
783. Wait, Pinocchio! What show?Copy !req
784. "It's a Happily Ever After After All."Copy !req
785. "Shrek's final performance"?Copy !req
786. Shrek!
You didn't tell us you were in a play!Copy !req
787. I guess I've been so busy
I forgot to mention it.Copy !req
788. The ogre! Get him!Copy !req
789. Don't worry, jefe.Copy !req
790. I got this.Copy !req
791. Kill it!Copy !req
792. Look.Copy !req
793. Don't you know who he thinks he is?Copy !req
794. How dare you!Copy !req
795. We're dealing with amateurs.Copy !req
796. He's a star, people! Hello?Copy !req
797. I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.Copy !req
798. I'm going to lose it!Copy !req
799. ls everything ready?Copy !req
800. You did get the list
for the dressing room?Copy !req
801. Breakfast croissant
stuffed with seared sashimi tuna.Copy !req
802. And I hope you have the saffron-corn
with Jalapeno honey butter.Copy !req
803. Our client cannot get into
his proper emotional stateCopy !req
804. without jalapeño honey butter!Copy !req
805. I just lost it.Copy !req
806. They should talk to Nancy
in Human Resources.Copy !req
807. Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy,
I promise!Copy !req
808. "With this sword, I do..."Copy !req
809. No. "With..."Copy !req
810. "With this sword, I do smote thee!"Copy !req
811. ls "smote" the right word? "Smoot"?Copy !req
812. I don't think that's a word.Copy !req
813. Maybe I should just "smite" him.
Let's try this again. Now...Copy !req
814. Shrek attacks me. I pretend to be afraid.Copy !req
815. "Now the kingdom will get the happily
ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!"Copy !req
816. Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it just doesn't feel real enough!Copy !req
817. Who told you to stop dancing?Copy !req
818. Wink and turn.Copy !req
819. What are you laying around for?
Get up! Honestly!Copy !req
820. Our happily ever after
is nearly complete, Mommy.Copy !req
821. And I assure you,Copy !req
822. the people of this kingdom
will pay dearly for every secondCopy !req
823. we've had to wait.Copy !req
824. Break a leg.Copy !req
825. On second thought,
let me break it for you.Copy !req
826. Thank goodness.Copy !req
827. I was afraid you wouldn't
get back in time.Copy !req
828. Where's Fiona?Copy !req
829. Don't worry.Copy !req
830. She and the others are safe, for now.Copy !req
831. Let me guess. Arthur.Copy !req
832. It's Artie, actually.Copy !req
833. This boy is supposed to be
the new King of Far Far Away?Copy !req
834. How pathetic.Copy !req
835. Stand still, so I won't make a mess.Copy !req
836. Charming, stop! I'm here now.
You got what you wanted.Copy !req
837. This isn't about him.Copy !req
838. Then who's it about?
I'm supposed to be king, right?Copy !req
839. You weren't really
next in line for the throne.Copy !req
840. I was.Copy !req
841. But you said the King asked for
me personally.Copy !req
842. - Not exactly.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
843. I said whatever I had to say, all right?Copy !req
844. I wasn't right for the job,
so I needed some fool to replace me.Copy !req
845. And you fit the bill. So just go!Copy !req
846. You were playing me the whole time.Copy !req
847. You catch on real fast, kid.Copy !req
848. Maybe you're not as big of a loser
as I thought.Copy !req
849. You know, for a minute,Copy !req
850. - I actually thought...
- What?Copy !req
851. That he cared about you? He's an ogre.Copy !req
852. What did you expect?Copy !req
853. You really do have a way
with children, Shrek.Copy !req
854. Leave me out with the wasteCopy !req
855. This is not what I doCopy !req
856. It's the wrong timeCopy !req
857. She's pulling me throughCopy !req
858. It's a small crimeCopy !req
859. And I got no excuseCopy !req
860. And is that all right, yeah?Copy !req
861. Is that all right with you?Copy !req
862. Is that all right, yeah?Copy !req
863. if I give my gun away when it's loaded?Copy !req
864. if you don't shoot it
how am I supposed to hold it?Copy !req
865. Is that all right? Is that all right?Copy !req
866. Is that all right with you?Copy !req
867. NoCopy !req
868. Had we stayed put like I suggested,Copy !req
869. we'd be sipping tea
out of little heart-shaped cups.Copy !req
870. Yeah, heart-shaped cups.Copy !req
871. And eating crumpets
smothered with loganberries.Copy !req
872. Yeah, loganberries.Copy !req
873. - Shut up, Cindy.
- Yeah, shut up.Copy !req
874. - No, you shut up.
- Stay out of this.Copy !req
875. Who cares who's
"running the kingdom"?Copy !req
876. - I care.
- You should all care.Copy !req
877. I have your badge number, tin can!Copy !req
878. - Donkey?
- Princess!Copy !req
879. Puss?Copy !req
880. I am Puss, stuck here inside
this hideous body.Copy !req
881. - And I'm me!
- But you're...Copy !req
882. Everything's fruity in the loops,
but what happened isCopy !req
883. we went to high school,
the boat crashedCopy !req
884. and we got bippity-boppity-booped
by the magic man.Copy !req
885. You poor sweet things.Copy !req
886. I don't get it.Copy !req
887. The cat turned into a little horse
that smells like feet. What's to get?Copy !req
888. - Who dat?
- Where's Shrek?Copy !req
889. Charming has him.Copy !req
890. He plans to kill Shrek tonight
in front of the whole kingdom!Copy !req
891. All right, everyone.Copy !req
892. - We need to find a way out now.
- You're right.Copy !req
893. Ladies, assume the position!Copy !req
894. What are you doing?Copy !req
895. Waiting to be rescued.Copy !req
896. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
897. What else can we do? We're just four,Copy !req
898. I mean three, super-hot princesses,Copy !req
899. two circus freaks,
a pregnant ogre and an old lady!Copy !req
900. Excuse me. Old lady coming through.Copy !req
901. Mom!Copy !req
902. You didn't think you got your fighting
skills from your father, did you?Copy !req
903. Excuse me. There's still one more.Copy !req
904. Why don't you just lie down?Copy !req
905. Okay, girls, from here on out
we take care of business ourselves.Copy !req
906. The Far Far Away TheaterCopy !req
907. at the Charming Pavilion
is proud to presentCopy !req
908. "It's A Happily Ever After After All."Copy !req
909. Enjoy your evening
of theatrical reverie, citizen.Copy !req
910. Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!Copy !req
911. Places, everyone!Copy !req
912. - Easy!
- Sorry.Copy !req
913. I was showing off for the little one.Copy !req
914. It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day.
Come here, beautiful.Copy !req
915. Well, she's got your eye.Copy !req
916. Who would have thought
a monster like meCopy !req
917. deserved something as special as you?Copy !req
918. Little birdies, take wingCopy !req
919. Flitting down from the trees they appearCopy !req
920. And to chirp in my earCopy !req
921. All because I singCopy !req
922. Move it! Go!Copy !req
923. My babies!Copy !req
924. Help!Copy !req
925. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
926. O to the K. The coast is clear.Copy !req
927. Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!Copy !req
928. I thought we agreed to use
the name Team Super Cool.Copy !req
929. I recall it was Team Awesome.Copy !req
930. - I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
- Okay!Copy !req
931. From henceforth, we will be
Team Alpha Super AwesomeCopy !req
932. Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.Copy !req
933. Ach du lieber! There is some strange
little girl over there staring at us!Copy !req
934. Artie!Copy !req
935. Wait, wait!Copy !req
936. Where is the fire, señor?Copy !req
937. Please. Don't act so innocent.Copy !req
938. You both knew what was going on
and kept it to yourselves.Copy !req
939. It's not like it seems.Copy !req
940. It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.Copy !req
941. He was using me. That's all.Copy !req
942. Using you? You really don't get it.Copy !req
943. Shrek only said those
things to protect you.Copy !req
944. Charming was going to kill you, Artie!Copy !req
945. Shrek saved your life.Copy !req
946. Cue the spot!Copy !req
947. I wait alone up hereCopy !req
948. I'm trapped another dayCopy !req
949. Locked up here, please set me freeCopy !req
950. My new life I almost seeCopy !req
951. A castle, you and meCopy !req
952. Yes, a castle, you and meCopy !req
953. Cherubs!Copy !req
954. Tis I, Tis I
Upon my regal steedCopy !req
955. Princess, my loveCopy !req
956. At last you shall be freed
I'm strongCopy !req
957. And brave
And dashing my way thereCopy !req
958. With speed! With might!
With soft and bouncy hair!Copy !req
959. - Through the blistering desert
- Hot!Copy !req
960. - Across the stormiest sea
- Wet!Copy !req
961. - Facing creatures so vile
- Foul!Copy !req
962. So you can gaze upon me!Copy !req
963. I knew you'd come for meCopy !req
964. And now we finally meetCopy !req
965. I knew you'd waitCopy !req
966. And from my plate of love you'd eatCopy !req
967. Who is this terribly ugly fiend
Who so rudely intervened?Copy !req
968. Will Charming fight or flee?Copy !req
969. Please rescue me!Copy !req
970. From this monstrosity!Copy !req
971. Fear thee not, honey lamb!Copy !req
972. I will slice this thing up like a ham!Copy !req
973. Oh, boy.Copy !req
974. You are about to enter a world of painCopy !req
975. with which you are not familiar!Copy !req
976. It can't be any more painful
than your lousy performance.Copy !req
977. "Prepare, foul beast."Copy !req
978. Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!Copy !req
979. Could you kill me and then sing?Copy !req
980. Be quiet!Copy !req
981. I'm just having fun with you.
That's actually a very nice leotard.Copy !req
982. - Thank you.
- Do they come in men's sizes?Copy !req
983. Now that be funny!Copy !req
984. Enough!Copy !req
985. Now you'll finally know what it's likeCopy !req
986. to have everything you worked for,Copy !req
987. everything that's precious to you,
taken away.Copy !req
988. Now you'll know how I felt.Copy !req
989. Sausage roll!Copy !req
990. Pray for mercy from Puss!Copy !req
991. And Donkey!Copy !req
992. Hi, honey.Copy !req
993. Sorry we're late. You okay?Copy !req
994. Much better, now that you're here.Copy !req
995. So, Charming,
you want to let me out of theseCopy !req
996. so we can settle this ogre-to-man?Copy !req
997. Ooh, that sounds fun.
But I have a better idea.Copy !req
998. - Fiona!
- No! Let go of me!Copy !req
999. You will not ruin things this time, ogre.Copy !req
1000. Kill it.Copy !req
1001. Everybody, stop!Copy !req
1002. Oh, what is it now?Copy !req
1003. Artie?Copy !req
1004. Who thinks we need
to settle things this way?Copy !req
1005. You mean you want to be villains
your whole lives?Copy !req
1006. But we are villains!
It's the only thing we know.Copy !req
1007. You never wish
you could be something else?Copy !req
1008. Easy for you to say.
You're not some evil enchanted tree.Copy !req
1009. You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack!Copy !req
1010. What Steve means
is it's hard to come by honest workCopy !req
1011. when the whole world's against you.Copy !req
1012. Right. Thanks, Ed.Copy !req
1013. Fair enough. You're right.
I'm not a talking tree.Copy !req
1014. But you know,Copy !req
1015. a good friend once told meCopy !req
1016. just because people treat you
like a villain, or an ogre,Copy !req
1017. or just some loser,Copy !req
1018. doesn't mean you are one.Copy !req
1019. What matters most
is what you think of yourself.Copy !req
1020. if there's something you really want,
or someone you want to be,Copy !req
1021. the only person standing
in your way is you.Copy !req
1022. - Me?
- Get him!Copy !req
1023. No, no, no!Copy !req
1024. What I mean is each of you,Copy !req
1025. is standing in your own way.Copy !req
1026. I always wanted to play the flute.Copy !req
1027. I'd like to open up a spa, in France!Copy !req
1028. I grow daffodils.Copy !req
1029. And they're beautiful.Copy !req
1030. A new era finally begins!Copy !req
1031. Now all of youCopy !req
1032. bow before your King!Copy !req
1033. You need to work on your aim.Copy !req
1034. This was supposed to be
my happily ever after!Copy !req
1035. Well, you need to keep lookingCopy !req
1036. because I'm not giving up mine.Copy !req
1037. Mommy?Copy !req
1038. It's yours if you want it.Copy !req
1039. But this time it's your choice.Copy !req
1040. Arthur!Copy !req
1041. Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!Copy !req
1042. Excuse me. That's my seat.Copy !req
1043. Okay, Señor Hocusy-Pocusy,Copy !req
1044. the time has come
to rectify some wrongs!Copy !req
1045. Though I have been enjoying
these cat baths.Copy !req
1046. Please say you didn't.Copy !req
1047. All right! Look.Copy !req
1048. You'll feel a pinch and possibly
lower intestinal discomfort,Copy !req
1049. but this should do the trick.Copy !req
1050. - Are you...
- I'm me again!Copy !req
1051. - And I am not you!
- All right!Copy !req
1052. Oops.Copy !req
1053. Never mind.Copy !req
1054. What did I tell you?
The kid's going to be a great king.Copy !req
1055. Well, for what it's worth,
you would have, too.Copy !req
1056. I have something much more
important in mind.Copy !req
1057. Finally.Copy !req
1058. Dada.Copy !req
1059. Was I wrong about the world?
It's a beautiful new placeCopy !req
1060. I smell Shrek Junior!Copy !req
1061. Where else could a creep like meCopy !req
1062. Meet such a pretty faceCopy !req
1063. Meeting every day with the rising sunCopy !req
1064. Looking up, it's looking likeCopy !req
1065. My losing streak is doneCopy !req
1066. Peek-a-boo!Copy !req
1067. A bouncy, bouncy, boy!Copy !req
1068. Used to always feel likeCopy !req
1069. Wished that I was dressed betterCopy !req
1070. Where's the baby?Copy !req
1071. Never had a lot of Iuck
Until I finally met herCopy !req
1072. Meeting every day with the rising sunCopy !req
1073. Looking up, it's looking likeCopy !req
1074. My losing streak is doneCopy !req
1075. Well, what shall we do now?Copy !req
1076. I got it.Copy !req
1077. Puss and Donkey, baby!
Once again, come on!Copy !req
1078. I want to thank you
for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1079. Again!Copy !req
1080. Look at my hips!Copy !req
1081. I want to thank you
for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1082. Again!Copy !req
1083. - Break it down!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1084. Stiff all in the collarCopy !req
1085. Fluffy in the faceCopy !req
1086. Chit chat chatter tryingCopy !req
1087. Stuffy in the placeCopy !req
1088. Thank you for the par-tayCopy !req
1089. But I could never stayCopy !req
1090. I'm sorryCopy !req
1091. I got many things on my mindCopy !req
1092. But the word's in the wayCopy !req
1093. And I want to thank you
for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1094. AgainCopy !req
1095. Different strokes for different folksCopy !req
1096. Thank you for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1097. AgainCopy !req
1098. Break it down!Copy !req
1099. Puss and Donkey, baby!
Puss and Donkey, baby!Copy !req
1100. Puss and Donkey, baby!Copy !req
1101. Dance to the musicCopy !req
1102. All night longCopy !req
1103. Everyday peopleCopy !req
1104. Sing a simple songCopy !req
1105. Mama's so happyCopy !req
1106. Mama start to cryCopy !req
1107. Papa's still singingCopy !req
1108. You can make it if you try
So try!Copy !req
1109. Thank you for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1110. AgainCopy !req
1111. Thank you for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1112. AgainCopy !req
1113. Come on, Donkey. Do something right!Copy !req
1114. Put the hoofs together!
Put the hoofs together!Copy !req
1115. Stomp your boots, baby!Copy !req
1116. Stomp your boots, baby!
Stomp your boots, baby!Copy !req
1117. Thank you for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1118. AgainCopy !req
1119. I want to thank you
for letting me be myselfCopy !req
1120. AgainCopy !req
1121. Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1122. Want to thank you
Just to be myCopy !req
1123. Because I just want to be my... See?Copy !req
1124. Can l, can I thank you! Can lCopy !req
1125. Yes! Yes!Copy !req