1. Once upon a time, a long time ago,Copy !req
2. a king and queen had a
beautiful daughter named Fiona.Copy !req
3. But she was possessed
by a terrible curse.Copy !req
4. By day, a lovely princess.
By night, a hideous ogre.Copy !req
5. Only true love's kiss
could lift her curse.Copy !req
6. So Fiona waited in a tower,
guarded by a dragon, until the dayCopy !req
7. when her true love would arrive.Copy !req
8. But as the days turned into years,Copy !req
9. the King and Queen were forced
to resort to more desperate measures.Copy !req
10. Whoa, there.Copy !req
11. I don't know about this, Lillian.Copy !req
12. Fairy Godmother said only true love's
kiss could break Fiona's curse.Copy !req
13. I don't trust that woman, Harold.
This may be our last hope.Copy !req
14. Besides, he does come
highly recommended by King Midas.Copy !req
15. But to put our daughter's life
in the hands of this... person?Copy !req
16. He's devious.
He's deceitful. He's, he's...Copy !req
17. Rumpelstiltskin!Copy !req
18. Mrs Highness.Copy !req
19. How do you do?Copy !req
20. Down, Fifi. Get down!Copy !req
21. As you can see, everything's in order.Copy !req
22. So you'll put an end
to our daughter's curse?Copy !req
23. And, in return, you sign the kingdom
of Far Far Away over to me.Copy !req
24. - Lillian, this is madness!
- What choice do we have?Copy !req
25. Fiona has been locked away
in that tower far too long.Copy !req
26. It's not like she's getting any younger.Copy !req
27. But to sign over our entire kingdom?Copy !req
28. Well, if your kingdom's worth
more to you than your daughter...Copy !req
29. Nothing is worth more to us
than our daughter.Copy !req
30. Jump, Fifi, jump!Copy !req
31. Just sign it and all your problems
will disappear.Copy !req
32. Your Highness! The Princess!
She's been saved!Copy !req
33. Who saved her?Copy !req
34. No one would have guessed
that an ogre named Shrek,Copy !req
35. whose roar was feared
throughout the land,Copy !req
36. would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.Copy !req
37. True love's kiss led to marriage
and ogre babies!Copy !req
38. The kingdom of Far Far Away
was finally at peace.Copy !req
39. Goody for them!
And they lived happily ever after!Copy !req
40. Sir? You're gonna
have to pay for that.Copy !req
41. Maybe we could make a deal
for it, little boy?Copy !req
42. - Oh, I'm not a real boy.
- Do you want to be?Copy !req
43. Nobody needs your deals
anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!Copy !req
44. I wish that ogre was never born!Copy !req
45. Wake up, Daddy, wake up!Copy !req
46. - Good morning.
- Good morning to you.Copy !req
47. Better out than in.Copy !req
48. That's my line.Copy !req
49. Did my little Fergus make a...Copy !req
50. big, grownup ogre stink?Copy !req
51. Oh, that's diabolical!Copy !req
52. And on your left, the lovable lug
that showed us you don't have toCopy !req
53. change your undies
to change the world!Copy !req
54. I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.Copy !req
55. Get in there. Get...
Impossible to put on!Copy !req
56. OK, the dragon goes under the bridge,
through the loop...Copy !req
57. and finally, into the castle.Copy !req
58. Play date!Copy !req
59. Then Shrek kissed the Princess.Copy !req
60. She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...Copy !req
61. Happily...Copy !req
62. - Ever...
- After.Copy !req
63. Look! A shooting star!Copy !req
64. So, what did you wish for?Copy !req
65. That every day could be like this one.Copy !req
66. Come here, you.Copy !req
67. Morning, Daddy.Copy !req
68. Morning.Copy !req
69. Better out than in.Copy !req
70. Did my little Fergus make a...Copy !req
71. Cute. Real cute.Copy !req
72. This lovable lug taught usCopy !req
73. you don't have to change
your undies to change the world!Copy !req
74. Play date!Copy !req
75. Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!Copy !req
76. She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...Copy !req
77. - Happily...
- Ever...Copy !req
78. After?Copy !req
79. - Daddy, get up!
- Morning.Copy !req
80. - Better out than in.
- This lovable lug...Copy !req
81. - Play date!
- No!Copy !req
82. Outhouse again!Copy !req
83. Come on.Copy !req
84. Undies!Copy !req
85. Outhouse!Copy !req
86. - Get up, get up!
- And they lived...Copy !req
87. - Happily...
- Ever...Copy !req
88. After.Copy !req
89. Roar.Copy !req
90. Nice landing, baby.Copy !req
91. Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.Copy !req
92. Happy birthday, nińos!
Vamos a la fiesta!Copy !req
93. Hey, Shrek, Shrek!Copy !req
94. Mr Shrek, would you
sign our pitchforks?Copy !req
95. And our torches?Copy !req
96. Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!Copy !req
97. Yeah, when you were a real ogre!Copy !req
98. A real ogre?Copy !req
99. Shrek, it's a sing-along.
You've got to sing along!Copy !req
100. - No, thanks.
- Please? I'll be your best friend.Copy !req
101. Why does being your best friend entail
me doing everything I don't want to do?Copy !req
102. Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear.Copy !req
103. Excuse me, Mr Shrek?Copy !req
104. Could you do that
ogre roar of yours for my son?Copy !req
105. He's a big, big fan.Copy !req
106. Do the roar.Copy !req
107. You know, I'd rather not.
It's my kids' birthday party.Copy !req
108. - Do the roar.
- Honey?Copy !req
109. Why don't you go check on the cake?Copy !req
110. - Sure.
- And don't forget the candles.Copy !req
111. Hold still.Copy !req
112. Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man.Copy !req
113. I always wanted chaps!
Yee-haw! Giddy up!Copy !req
114. - Monsieur Shrek.
- Howdy, Shrek!Copy !req
115. Your cake. Voilà!Copy !req
116. - What is that supposed to be?
- That's Sprinkles the Ogre!Copy !req
117. Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.Copy !req
118. But happy. It's a party, Shrek.
You gotta cheer up!Copy !req
119. I'm in a great mood, actually.Copy !req
120. - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow!
- Donkey!Copy !req
121. As long as you're not doing anything,Copy !req
122. how about one of those
famous Shrek roars?Copy !req
123. - Do the roar.
- Let me set you straight, Butter Pants.Copy !req
124. An ogre only roars when he's angry.Copy !req
125. You don't want to see me angry, do you?Copy !req
126. Do it.Copy !req
127. Hold it together. Just hold it together.Copy !req
128. Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.Copy !req
129. Oh, good.Copy !req
130. - What happened to the cake?
- Trust me. It's an improvement.Copy !req
131. - You licked it!
- No.Copy !req
132. Just because you're an ogre,
doesn't mean you have to eat like one.Copy !req
133. Looks like you forgot the candles!Copy !req
134. OK, just watch the cake.
I'll go get them.Copy !req
135. Watch the cake?Copy !req
136. - Where's the cake?
- We ate the cake.Copy !req
137. - Ya.
- What?Copy !req
138. No, don't cry.Copy !req
139. Hey! I believe you
promised my son a roar.Copy !req
140. - Do the roar.
- Roar.Copy !req
141. - I don't like it.
- Pigs, we need another cake.Copy !req
142. - We ate the other cakes.
- One roar, man.Copy !req
143. Hey, everybody!
Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar!Copy !req
144. Not now, Donkey.
Pigs, are there any cupcakes?Copy !req
145. - We ate them, too.
- They have lollipops.Copy !req
146. No, I ate them.Copy !req
147. - You didn't share?
- Well, you didn't share the croissants!Copy !req
148. - Everything's gonna be OK.
- Shrek, what's going on?Copy !req
149. - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting!
- Do the roar.Copy !req
150. We need the cake!Copy !req
151. Cake! Cake! Cake!Copy !req
152. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
153. Everybody, I have found another cake!Copy !req
154. Shrek? Are you OK?Copy !req
155. - Unbelievable.
- Tell me about it! Those villagers...Copy !req
156. I'm not talking about the villagers,
Shrek. I'm talking about you.Copy !req
157. Is this really how you want
to remember the kids' first birthday?Copy !req
158. - Oh, great. So this is all my fault?
- Yes. But you know what?Copy !req
159. Let's talk about this
after the party, at home.Copy !req
160. You mean that roadside
attraction we live in?Copy !req
161. Step right up! See the dancing ogre!
Don't worry! He won't bite!Copy !req
162. I used to be an ogre.
Now I'm just a jolly green joke!Copy !req
163. OK, OK, maybe you're not
the ogre you used to be.Copy !req
164. But maybe that's not such a bad thing.Copy !req
165. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
It's not like you're a real ogre.Copy !req
166. You spent half your life in a palace.Copy !req
167. And the other half
locked away in a tower.Copy !req
168. Look, all I want is for things to go
back to the way they used to be!Copy !req
169. Back when villagers were afraid of me,
and I could take a mud bath in peace.Copy !req
170. When I could do what I wanted,
when I wanted to do it!Copy !req
171. Back when the world made sense!Copy !req
172. You mean back before you
rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?Copy !req
173. Exactly!Copy !req
174. Shrek, you have
three beautiful children,Copy !req
175. a wife who loves you,Copy !req
176. friends who adore you.
You have everything.Copy !req
177. Why is it the only person
who can't see that is you?Copy !req
178. That's just great.Copy !req
179. If she thinks I'm gonna
slink back there and apologize,Copy !req
180. If she thinks I'm gonna
slink back there and apologize,Copy !req
181. she's got another thing coming.
She's not the boss of me.Copy !req
182. she's got another thing coming.
She's not the boss of me.Copy !req
183. I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize
for acting like one.Copy !req
184. Help, please!
Someone, anyone at all, help me!Copy !req
185. Please, help!Copy !req
186. Please, help!Copy !req
187. I'm stuck! Help!Copy !req
188. Oh, please, help!Copy !req
189. Someone, anyone! Help me!Copy !req
190. The pain! I can see
a bright light. A tunnel!Copy !req
191. Grandma? Is that you?Copy !req
192. Yeah, it's me, Granny.Copy !req
193. An ogre! Please, Mr Ogre,
please don't eat me!Copy !req
194. I'm not gonna eat you.Copy !req
195. But you are an ogre... Aren't you?Copy !req
196. Yeah, well, I... I used to be.Copy !req
197. Look, move out or get crushed.Copy !req
198. So you're not gonna eat me?Copy !req
199. No, thanks. I already had a big bowl
of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.Copy !req
200. Wait up! What's your rush?
Where you going?Copy !req
201. Nowhere.Copy !req
202. What a coincidence!
I was just heading that way myself.Copy !req
203. But, seriously,
let me give you a ride. I insist.Copy !req
204. Come on. It's the least I can do
after all you've done for me.Copy !req
205. I got a hot rat cooking.Copy !req
206. All right! Can I interest you
in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?Copy !req
207. A liquid libation
to ease that frustration?Copy !req
208. - Eyeball-tini?
- Well, maybe just one.Copy !req
209. So the centaur says,
"That's not the half I'm talking about."Copy !req
210. I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.Copy !req
211. To live the life of an ogre...
no worries, no responsibilities.Copy !req
212. You are free to pillage
and terrorize as you please.Copy !req
213. - Free? That's a laugh.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
214. Sometimes I wish I had just one day
to feel like a real ogre again.Copy !req
215. Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
216. Magical transactions are my specialty!Copy !req
217. Great. Next to mimes,
magicians are my favourite people.Copy !req
218. Hold on.Copy !req
219. "King for a Month."
"Knight for a Week."Copy !req
220. Ogre for a day.Copy !req
221. Think about it, Shrek.
To be feared and hated.Copy !req
222. You'll be, like, "Roar!"Copy !req
223. And the villagers will be, like, "Get
away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"Copy !req
224. It would be just like the good old days,
when your swamp was your castle.Copy !req
225. - When the world made sense.
- All right, what's the catch?Copy !req
226. Catch? No. There's no catch.
No catchings, really.Copy !req
227. I mean, there's something.
Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.Copy !req
228. All right, I knew it.
So what do you want?Copy !req
229. - A day.
- A day.Copy !req
230. Rat's done!Copy !req
231. To make the magic work, you gotta
give something to get something.Copy !req
232. In this case, you gotta
give a day to get a day. That's all.Copy !req
233. I can't just pick up
and leave my family.Copy !req
234. But that's the best part, Shrek!
It's a magical contract.Copy !req
235. No one will even know you're gone.Copy !req
236. And by the time this day is up,
you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.Copy !req
237. Still, I don't know.Copy !req
238. Hey, no problem.
Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
239. Do you like white meat or dark meat?Copy !req
240. So what day would I have to give up?Copy !req
241. I don't know, any day.
A day from your past.Copy !req
242. A day you had the flu?
A day you lost a pet?Copy !req
243. A day some meddling oaf
stuck his nose where it didn't belongCopy !req
244. destroying your business
and ruining your life?Copy !req
245. Just for an example.Copy !req
246. How about the day I met Donkey?Copy !req
247. Now, there's a day
I'd like to take back.Copy !req
248. I don't know who that is.Copy !req
249. I know. What about a day
you wouldn't even remember?Copy !req
250. Like a day when you were a baby.Copy !req
251. - An innocent, mindless little baby.
- Take any of those days you want.Copy !req
252. - Take them all for all I care.
- Oh, just one will do.Copy !req
253. OK, good.
A day from your childhood it is.Copy !req
254. I guess there's nothing wrong
with wanting a little time for myself.Copy !req
255. Just 24 tiny little hours.Copy !req
256. - I'm still my own ogre!
- Yeah, you is!Copy !req
257. I never needed to ask
for anyone's permission before.Copy !req
258. So why start now?Copy !req
259. Go on, Shrek.Copy !req
260. Sign it!Copy !req
261. Go on, Shrek.Copy !req
262. Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!Copy !req
263. You signed it.Copy !req
264. So, tell me. What happens now?Copy !req
265. Have a nice day.Copy !req
266. I think I fell on my keys.Copy !req
267. There are 40 children in that shoe,Copy !req
268. which is why the weasel
goes pop to this very day.Copy !req
269. Oh, great.Copy !req
270. As we head over the river
and through the woods...Copy !req
271. Ogre!Copy !req
272. Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!Copy !req
273. This is the part where you run away!Copy !req
274. Sure is great to be wanted again.Copy !req
275. Nice one.Copy !req
276. Fiona?Copy !req
277. Oh, no.Copy !req
278. My home.Copy !req
279. Fiona!Copy !req
280. Fiona! Are you in there?Copy !req
281. All right, Rumpel!Copy !req
282. This wasn't part of the deal!Copy !req
283. Rumpel!Copy !req
284. Ogre!Copy !req
285. We've got another one, ladies! Get him!Copy !req
286. Who are you?Copy !req
287. What are you doing in my swamp?Copy !req
288. Looks like a troublemaker!Copy !req
289. Spread 'em!Copy !req
290. Nice job, ladies!Copy !req
291. You witches are making a big mistake!
I know my rights!Copy !req
292. You have the right to shut your mouth!Copy !req
293. Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?Copy !req
294. Donkey!Copy !req
295. Donkey, where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
296. Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.Copy !req
297. I'm driving,
so I'm in charge of the music.Copy !req
298. Will you witches make up your mind?Copy !req
299. Donkey? What's going on?
Do you know where Fiona is?Copy !req
300. Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me
in trouble and I need this job.Copy !req
301. I am not going back to work
for Old MacDonald.Copy !req
302. Tell me to E-I-E-I-O.
"E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.Copy !req
303. Where are my babies?
And where's your wife, Dragon?Copy !req
304. Look, I think you have me confused
with some other talking donkey.Copy !req
305. I've never seen you before in my life.Copy !req
306. Never seen me before?
Come on, Donkey!Copy !req
307. And how do you
know my name anyway?Copy !req
308. It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?Copy !req
309. A donkey and an ogre friends?Copy !req
310. That's the most
ridiculous thing I ever heard!Copy !req
311. Can you at least tell me
where they're taking me?Copy !req
312. To the same place they take
every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.Copy !req
313. - Stiltskin!
- I said quiet!Copy !req
314. Oh, no.Copy !req
315. It's time to crumble!Copy !req
316. Place your bets!
Place your bets! We start tout de suite!Copy !req
317. Yeah!Copy !req
318. Gingy?Copy !req
319. Gingy snap!Copy !req
320. There's one!Copy !req
321. Disgusting, filthy ogre!Copy !req
322. Hideous monster!Copy !req
323. Filthy, filthy creature!Copy !req
324. Disgusting creature!Copy !req
325. Move it!Copy !req
326. Don't worry, Donkey.
I'll get us our lives back.Copy !req
327. Yeah, right. Put a little mustard
on mine, Captain Crazy!Copy !req
328. Mr Stiltskin?Copy !req
329. You got another customer.Copy !req
330. - Wolfie!
- Yes, Mr Stiltskin.Copy !req
331. Bring me my business wig.Copy !req
332. Mr Stiltskin, please!Copy !req
333. - OK, go.
- Please make me a real boy!Copy !req
334. Go away! Terms are
in the details, balsa boy.Copy !req
335. Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!Copy !req
336. Stiltskin!Copy !req
337. Shrek!Copy !req
338. There he is!Copy !req
339. So close!Copy !req
340. Have I been waiting for you!Copy !req
341. Ladies, this is the guyCopy !req
342. that made all of this possible!Copy !req
343. So, tell me, how are you
enjoying your day?Copy !req
344. All right, Rumpel, what's going on?
What have you done?Copy !req
345. No, Shrek, it's not what I've done.
It's what you've done.Copy !req
346. Thanks to you, the King and Queen
signed their kingdom over to me.Copy !req
347. They would never do that.Copy !req
348. They would if I promised them
all their problems would disappear.Copy !req
349. And then they disappeared!Copy !req
350. They would have done anythingCopy !req
351. if they thought it would
end their daughter's curse.Copy !req
352. I ended Fiona's curse!Copy !req
353. How could you when you never existed?Copy !req
354. You better start making sense,
you dirty little man!Copy !req
355. Here, let me spell it out for you!Copy !req
356. You gave me a day from your past,
a day you couldn't even remember.Copy !req
357. A day when you were
an innocent, mindless little baby.Copy !req
358. You took the day I was born.Copy !req
359. No, Shrek. You gave it to me.Copy !req
360. Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,
because when this day is up...Copy !req
361. But you haven't heard the best part.Copy !req
362. Since you were never born, once
this day comes to an end, so will you.Copy !req
363. Where's Fiona?Copy !req
364. Where's my family?Copy !req
365. Silly little ogre.
You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
366. You see, you were never born.Copy !req
367. You never met Fiona.Copy !req
368. Your kids don't exist.Copy !req
369. How's that for a metaphysical paradox?Copy !req
370. Looks like you got
exactly what you wanted!Copy !req
371. - Happy Ogre Day!
- Rumpel!Copy !req
372. Get him, witches!Copy !req
373. You know what'd help morale
around here? Flip-flop Fridays.Copy !req
374. Feet be comfortable
with the breeze on your toes.Copy !req
375. Come on, girls!Copy !req
376. Lock all the doors,
you worthless witches! Do it!Copy !req
377. I'll be right back, Donkey!Copy !req
378. I don't know you! I don't know him!Copy !req
379. I'm glad I'm not you.Copy !req
380. Help me! Help!Copy !req
381. Help!Copy !req
382. No, not my pretty ball!Copy !req
383. Watch out!Copy !req
384. Wolfie?Copy !req
385. My angry wig.Copy !req
386. Help! I've been kidnapped
by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!Copy !req
387. Help! I've been kidnapped
by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!Copy !req
388. Donkey! Get off of me!Copy !req
389. Watch it with your pointy hooves!Copy !req
390. - Just take my wallet!
- Hey!Copy !req
391. I'm being ass-napped!Copy !req
392. Animal cruelty! Help!Copy !req
393. You need to calm down!Copy !req
394. I'm your friend.Copy !req
395. I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?Copy !req
396. Good. I'm gonna let go...Copy !req
397. right... now.Copy !req
398. Please! Eat my face last!
Send my hooves to my mama!Copy !req
399. Donkey! You've got to trust me.Copy !req
400. - Why should I trust you?
- Because...Copy !req
401. Because...Copy !req
402. OK.Copy !req
403. Fine! Go ahead!
Run away! Who needs you?Copy !req
404. I've never seen an ogre cry.Copy !req
405. I'm not crying.Copy !req
406. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I cry all the time.Copy !req
407. Just thinking about my grandma,
or thinking about baby kittens,Copy !req
408. or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,
or a little baby grandma kitten.Copy !req
409. - That is so darn sad.
- I said, I'm not crying!Copy !req
410. Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.Copy !req
411. It's none of my business
why you're upset.Copy !req
412. By the way, why are you upset?Copy !req
413. I was tricked into signing something
I shouldn't have.Copy !req
414. You signed up for one of them
time-shares, huh?Copy !req
415. No. I signed this.Copy !req
416. You should never sign a contract
with Rumpelstiltskin!Copy !req
417. Yeah, I got that.Copy !req
418. - His fine print is crafty.
- I know.Copy !req
419. - His exit clauses are sneaky.
- Yeah, I...Copy !req
420. - What did you say?
- I'm talking about the exit clause.Copy !req
421. Used to be, you had to guess his name,Copy !req
422. but now everybody knows
who Rumpelstiltskin is.Copy !req
423. Donkey, I've read the fine print.Copy !req
424. There's nothing
about an exit clause in here.Copy !req
425. Well, you didn't expect him
to make it easy for you.Copy !req
426. Here, let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
427. I didn't spend all that time
around them witchesCopy !req
428. without picking up a few tricks.Copy !req
429. Your tiny, little ogre brain
couldn't begin to comprehendCopy !req
430. the complexity
of my polygonic foldability skills.Copy !req
431. What are you doing?Copy !req
432. Hey, I can't get my origami on
unless you back off.Copy !req
433. Thank you. OK, here's what you
gotta do. You fold this piece here,Copy !req
434. make this letter match up here,
bring this corner here,Copy !req
435. and if you do it just right,
it will show you what to do. There!Copy !req
436. "Try Lou's Bliss."Copy !req
437. Who's Lou?Copy !req
438. Give me that!Copy !req
439. "True Love's Kiss."Copy !req
440. You have to take me to dinner first.Copy !req
441. "According to fairy tale law,
if not fully satisfied,Copy !req
442. true love's kiss will render
this contract null and void."Copy !req
443. Donkey, you did it! Look at you!Copy !req
444. If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,
I will get my life back!Copy !req
445. OK! This isn't a petting zoo!
So where is this Fiona?Copy !req
446. Well, that's just it, you see.Copy !req
447. I don't know.Copy !req
448. You know, when I lose something,
I always try to retrace my steps.Copy !req
449. So... where did you leave her last?Copy !req
450. The last time I saw her,Copy !req
451. I told her I wished
I'd never rescued her.Copy !req
452. - Oh, no.
- Shrek?Copy !req
453. Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!Copy !req
454. What, are you crazy?
That's the Dragon's Keep!Copy !req
455. They keep dragons in there!Copy !req
456. OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!Copy !req
457. I'm gonna just hang back here
and find us some breakfast!Copy !req
458. Fiona!Copy !req
459. Oh, no.Copy !req
460. If I didn't save Fiona...Copy !req
461. then who did?Copy !req
462. This is the favour Fiona was
supposed to give me on the day we met.Copy !req
463. It's a symbol of our love.Copy !req
464. Now smell it!Copy !req
465. Hey, man, get that dirty
favour out of my face!Copy !req
466. Your nose is the only chance
I have of tracking down my wife,Copy !req
467. so stop complaining and start smelling.Copy !req
468. Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!Copy !req
469. Do I look like a bloodhound to you?Copy !req
470. In case you haven't noticed,
I'm a donkey, not a dog!Copy !req
471. If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog,
not Donkey!Copy !req
472. And another thing...Copy !req
473. Wait a minute.Copy !req
474. I think I got something.Copy !req
475. - Whatever it is, it's sweet.
- Fiona.Copy !req
476. Luscious and tasty.Copy !req
477. Hey! That's my wife
you're talking about.Copy !req
478. Donkey!Copy !req
479. Yeah! Waffles!Copy !req
480. And I thought the Waffle Fairy
was just a bedtime story.Copy !req
481. Sticky stacks of golden,
syrupy deliciousness!Copy !req
482. Donkey! Don't eat that!Copy !req
483. There's a stack of freshly made waffles
in the middle of the forest.Copy !req
484. Don't you find that
a wee bit suspicious?Copy !req
485. Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...?Copy !req
486. Bad Donkey! Mustn't.Copy !req
487. I said, don't! Don't!
No! Get away from it.Copy !req
488. You did.Copy !req
489. Look out!Copy !req
490. Donkey!Copy !req
491. - Are you OK?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
492. Donkey.Copy !req
493. Help! Help me!Copy !req
494. Help, Shrek! Help!Copy !req
495. Watch your head.Copy !req
496. Hey, it's a new guy!Copy !req
497. Look at him, all dressed up
in his Sunday vest.Copy !req
498. He's really tiny, isn't he?Copy !req
499. Yeah. Fate has delivered us
a comrade-in-armsCopy !req
500. and for that, we are thankful.
Suit him up!Copy !req
501. - Let's go, greenie.
- Now, wait a minute!Copy !req
502. - Hey!
- Here you go.Copy !req
503. - Welcome to the resistance.
- Resistance?Copy !req
504. We fight for freedom
and ogres everywhere!Copy !req
505. I didn't know we could do that.Copy !req
506. Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!Copy !req
507. - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...
- I'll take him! This order's to go.Copy !req
508. Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.Copy !req
509. Trust me, you don't want
to eat this one.Copy !req
510. I go down smooth,
but come out fighting!Copy !req
511. - Let go!
- Don't make Mama mad.Copy !req
512. Your dinner is my friend!Copy !req
513. - Come on, guys!
- I got to get the giblets out!Copy !req
514. - She's back.
- There she is.Copy !req
515. Fiona!Copy !req
516. I'm so happy I found you!Copy !req
517. Maybe you missed orientation,Copy !req
518. but for future reference,
personal space is very important to me.Copy !req
519. You don't know who I am, do you?Copy !req
520. No.Copy !req
521. Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away.Copy !req
522. Gather the others
and meet me in the war room.Copy !req
523. Gretched, make sure everyone
is prepared to move out tonight.Copy !req
524. - I need to talk to you.
- What is it?Copy !req
525. OK, I know you don't
remember me, but...Copy !req
526. we're married. Hear me out.Copy !req
527. And at the birthday party
with some pigs and a puppet,Copy !req
528. the villagers wanted me
to sign their pitchforks,Copy !req
529. and this boy kept saying,
"Do the roar."Copy !req
530. Then I punched the cakes that the
pigs ate and the next thing I knew,Copy !req
531. my donkey fell in your waffle hole.Copy !req
532. Right? Who's with me?Copy !req
533. I guess I must have kicked him
harder than I thought.Copy !req
534. Fiona, I need to...Copy !req
535. Witches! All right, everyone,
you know the drill!Copy !req
536. - Fiona!
- Witches! Oh, no!Copy !req
537. - Witches! Witches!
- Come on, now.Copy !req
538. Fiona, that's the third patrol today.
We can't hide forever.Copy !req
539. Trust me, Brogan.
After tonight, we won't have to.Copy !req
540. - That's your wife?
- That's my wife.Copy !req
541. Well, I see who wears the chain mail
in your family!Copy !req
542. Some people like to look
at the goblet as... as half empty.Copy !req
543. Me, I like to look at it as half full.Copy !req
544. We've gone from the bottom
to the top, ladies.Copy !req
545. But we're not just an empire.Copy !req
546. We're a family.Copy !req
547. Everyone has got their cupcake?
Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?Copy !req
548. Good.Copy !req
549. Yeah, you know, we have
put away a lot of ogres.Copy !req
550. And so one got away.
Who cares? It's not a big deal.Copy !req
551. It doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
552. It's not like it's the end of the world.Copy !req
553. Except... funny thing.Copy !req
554. Now that I think about it,
the ogre who got away is Shrek!Copy !req
555. And if he shares a kiss
with Fiona by sunrise,Copy !req
556. it is the end of the world! Our world!Copy !req
557. My empire!Copy !req
558. But, as I was saying,Copy !req
559. I like to look at the goblet
as half full.Copy !req
560. Yelling makes me so parched.Copy !req
561. Would anyone care for some water?
Wet your whistle?Copy !req
562. A clear, crisp, delicious glass...Copy !req
563. of agua purificada?Copy !req
564. Anybody's thirsty?
Nobody's thirsty? No?Copy !req
565. Well, then does anyone care to tell meCopy !req
566. what it's going to take
to get this ogre? You.Copy !req
567. Faster brooms?Copy !req
568. - No!
- Pointier hats?Copy !req
569. - No! You!
- Maybe we could hireCopy !req
570. a professional bounty hunter?Copy !req
571. What a world! What a world!Copy !req
572. You know, actually
not a bad idea. Baba!Copy !req
573. I need a bounty hunter.Copy !req
574. And if music doth
soothe the savage beast...Copy !req
575. then I think I might know
just the person!Copy !req
576. Listen up, everyone.
Word has come from Far Far Away.Copy !req
577. Stiltskin is leading
tonight's ogre hunt himself.Copy !req
578. - He's never done that before.
- What? Why?Copy !req
579. I bet that's because of us.Copy !req
580. If that cupcake-eating clownCopy !req
581. finally leaves the safety
of his filthy witch nest...Copy !req
582. he'll be vulnerable.Copy !req
583. The plan's simple.
If they follow the usual patrol route,Copy !req
584. they'll reach the river by midnight.Copy !req
585. We'll be concealed along this road,
waiting for his caravan.Copy !req
586. Once they reach the clearing,
I'll give the signal.Copy !req
587. And then we attack!Copy !req
588. And when the smoke clears...
Wait, what's this?Copy !req
589. That's my chimichanga stand.Copy !req
590. No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.Copy !req
591. Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be
really hungry after this ambush, OK?Copy !req
592. Go and finish your little speech.Copy !req
593. All right, as I was saying,
when the smoke clears,Copy !req
594. Rumpelstiltskin is gone
and the chimichangas have been eaten.Copy !req
595. Far Far Away will finally be free.Copy !req
596. - And so will we.
- Spread the word.Copy !req
597. We move out as soon as
Rumpel leaves the palace.Copy !req
598. - Man, this is serious!
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
599. How am I ever gonna
get her to kiss me before sunrise?Copy !req
600. Actually, I was talking
about the revolution.Copy !req
601. Revolution?Copy !req
602. Why don't you just
tell her what you told me?Copy !req
603. About how you're her true love and
you came from an alternate universe.Copy !req
604. Well, while I'm at it,
why don't I tell herCopy !req
605. that you're married
to a fire-breathing dragonCopy !req
606. and you have little, mutant
donkey-dragon babies.Copy !req
607. I do?Copy !req
608. You saw what happened.
She's gonna think I'm crazy.Copy !req
609. I'm a daddy?Copy !req
610. You know what?
If I got Fiona to kiss me once...Copy !req
611. then I can do it again.Copy !req
612. Shrek, do my babies
have hooves or talons?Copy !req
613. Donkey...!Copy !req
614. Hello?Copy !req
615. Fiona?Copy !req
616. You should not be here, seńor.Copy !req
617. Puss?Copy !req
618. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
619. Feed me, if you dare.Copy !req
620. Puss, what happened to you?
You got so fa...Copy !req
621. - ... fancy.
- Do I know you?Copy !req
622. Well, where's your hat?
Where's your belt?Copy !req
623. Your wee little boots?Copy !req
624. Boots? For a cat? Ha!Copy !req
625. But you're Puss in Boots.Copy !req
626. Maybe once.Copy !req
627. But that is a name I have outgrown.Copy !req
628. That's not the only thing
you've outgrown.Copy !req
629. Hey! I may have let myself go
a little since retirement,Copy !req
630. but hanging up my sword
was the best decision of my life.Copy !req
631. I have all the cream I can drink
and all the mice I can chase.Copy !req
632. I'll get him later.Copy !req
633. Puss, what have I done to you?Copy !req
634. You've gone soft.Copy !req
635. Well, I do get brushed twice a day.Copy !req
636. Look, it's not too late to fix it.Copy !req
637. All you have to do is help me
get a kiss from Fiona.Copy !req
638. What are you doing?
Can I help you with something?Copy !req
639. Well, I know how stressful
mounting a rebellion can be...Copy !req
640. rallying the troops,
planning attacks,Copy !req
641. so I brought you a little something
to ease the tension.Copy !req
642. A gift basket?Copy !req
643. You're welcome.
So let's see what you got.Copy !req
644. Heart-shaped box of slugs.Copy !req
645. Skunk-scented candle.Copy !req
646. - Look, this really isn't the...
- What's this? Coupons!Copy !req
647. Let's see,
"Good for one free foot massage."Copy !req
648. "A mud facial!"
Oh, and here's one...Copy !req
649. "Good for one free kiss."
Let's cash it now.Copy !req
650. Look, I don't know
what this is all about,Copy !req
651. but I'm trying to run a revolution.Copy !req
652. So unless you have
Rumpelstiltskin's head in there,Copy !req
653. I suggest you take your gift basket,Copy !req
654. get out of my tent
and go make yourself useful!Copy !req
655. Wow. You're right. I am sorry.Copy !req
656. I was just trying to be friendly.
No hard feelings?Copy !req
657. An apologetic hug?Copy !req
658. And a quick kiss goodbye.Copy !req
659. Hey!Copy !req
660. Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?Copy !req
661. Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do
they make people feel uncomfortable?Copy !req
662. - Where'd we find that guy?
- Could it be true?Copy !req
663. Have the years of prim
and pampery made me soft?Copy !req
664. Don't be silly.
Now who's a pretty kitty?Copy !req
665. I am.Copy !req
666. Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.Copy !req
667. Honk.Copy !req
668. All right, Piggies, be gone!Copy !req
669. Don't forget to take
her little potty box with you.Copy !req
670. This little piggy wants to go home!Copy !req
671. - Mr Stiltskin! He's here.
- Nice.Copy !req
672. Pied Piper. How was your commute?Copy !req
673. Good.Copy !req
674. You call this guy a bounty hunter?Copy !req
675. What's he gonna do,
flute those ogres a lullaby?Copy !req
676. OK, got it!Copy !req
677. Make it stop!Copy !req
678. All right, that's enough.Copy !req
679. Looks like it's time to pay the piper.Copy !req
680. Griselda, seriously,
it's time to pay the piper.Copy !req
681. Now go get my chequebook!
Go! Move! Get out!Copy !req
682. Things are getting
real sloppy around here!Copy !req
683. Here, now make sure they eat up!Copy !req
684. Here, now make sure they eat up!Copy !req
685. Here, now make sure they eat up!Copy !req
686. Here, now make sure they eat up!Copy !req
687. You can't end tyranny on
an empty stomach! Go on! Go!Copy !req
688. Din-din!Copy !req
689. - Come on, Donkey.
- One more time, please?Copy !req
690. All right, but this is the last time.Copy !req
691. Here it comes. Look at him.Copy !req
692. I see you!Copy !req
693. That's quite a friend you've got there.Copy !req
694. I can see why you haven't eaten him.Copy !req
695. Donkey! I hate to pull you away
from your adoring public,Copy !req
696. but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.Copy !req
697. - I need your help!
- Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert?Copy !req
698. - Where'd you get these?
- Fiona's garbage.Copy !req
699. Just another gift from some
clueless lover boy.Copy !req
700. That's a good one, Cookie!Copy !req
701. Anyone who knows Fiona knows
this stuff ain't gonna work on her.Copy !req
702. Works on me.Copy !req
703. Donkey, what am I gonna do?
It's like I don't even know her.Copy !req
704. You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing
Fiona cares about is her cause.Copy !req
705. - To the cause!
- To the cause!Copy !req
706. All right!Copy !req
707. Hello!Copy !req
708. - Nice moves.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
709. What does it look like?
I'm getting ready for ambush action.Copy !req
710. Oh, yeah.
I always like to quad my lutesCopy !req
711. and do some scrunches
before an operational... op.Copy !req
712. This one taken?Copy !req
713. We use that to clean the toilets.Copy !req
714. And we use that one to clean
the thing we clean the toilets with.Copy !req
715. I knew that.Copy !req
716. There you go, chief.Copy !req
717. Hey... Scott?Copy !req
718. My name is Shrek, actually.Copy !req
719. You're going to get yourself killed
at the ambush tonight.Copy !req
720. I'll be fine.
I think I can take care of myself...Copy !req
721. Well, let's see about that.Copy !req
722. Hey! Hey... Hey!Copy !req
723. What the...?Copy !req
724. Fiona?Copy !req
725. I got it.Copy !req
726. Give me your hand.Copy !req
727. The dragon goes under the bridge,Copy !req
728. through the loop and finally...Copy !req
729. Into the castle.Copy !req
730. Wow.Copy !req
731. OK. Good.Copy !req
732. It seems like you can handle yourself.Copy !req
733. - But, Fiona...
- Go get ready for the mission!Copy !req
734. - I will, but Fiona...
- That's an order!Copy !req
735. All right, let's get those axes
sharpened and weapons packed!Copy !req
736. Preparation is half the battle!Copy !req
737. Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!Copy !req
738. Ogre, ogre, un momento!Copy !req
739. Just give me a minute.Copy !req
740. Look, Puss, I'm a little
pressed for time.Copy !req
741. I am not believing
what I have just witnessed.Copy !req
742. Back there, you and Fiona.Copy !req
743. There was a spark...
a spark inside her heartCopy !req
744. I thought was long extinguished.Copy !req
745. It was as if, for one moment,
Fiona had actually found her true love!Copy !req
746. I am her true love. I ended her curse.Copy !req
747. You know of her curse?Copy !req
748. By day, one way, by night another.Copy !req
749. This shall be the norm.Copy !req
750. Until you find true love's first kiss...Copy !req
751. and then take love's true form.Copy !req
752. You even know the little rhyme!Copy !req
753. It is true! You are the one!
You must prove it to her!Copy !req
754. - How?
- Convince her!Copy !req
755. Go to her when she is aloneCopy !req
756. and tell her something
that only her true love would know.Copy !req
757. Know about what?Copy !req
758. Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty!
Shrek, can we keep him?Copy !req
759. Excuse me. Coming through!Copy !req
760. Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.Copy !req
761. Look, Donkey,
the chimichanga cart! Quick!Copy !req
762. Ándale! After him, burro!
Donkey, vámonos!Copy !req
763. Man, you are a cat-astrophe!Copy !req
764. And you are ri-donkey-lous!Copy !req
765. I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
766. Secure your positions!Copy !req
767. - It's quite a view from up here.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
768. Get back in position!Copy !req
769. You need to know,
once and for all, who I really am.Copy !req
770. You are going to ruin everything!Copy !req
771. Ruin everything?
Actually, I'm gonna fix everything...Copy !req
772. The ogres, Rumpel, your curse.Copy !req
773. How do you know about my curse?Copy !req
774. OK, OK, please, Fiona...
Just hear me out.Copy !req
775. I can explain everything.Copy !req
776. - Where's Fiona's signal?
- What's she waiting for?Copy !req
777. - He's going to get away!
- No, he's not.Copy !req
778. Listen, I don't know who you are
or how you know about my curse,Copy !req
779. but if any of these ogres
find out I'm...Copy !req
780. - A beautiful princess?
- That is not who I am! Not anymore.Copy !req
781. - Look, I know you're upset.
- You don't know anything about me.Copy !req
782. I know everything about you.Copy !req
783. I know you sing so beautifully
that birds explode.Copy !req
784. - Big deal.
- I know that when you sign your name,Copy !req
785. - you put a heart over the "I".
- So what?Copy !req
786. I know that when
you see a shooting star,Copy !req
787. you cross your fingers on both hands,Copy !req
788. squinch up your nose
and you make a wish.Copy !req
789. I know that you don't like the covers
wrapped around your feet,Copy !req
790. and I know that you sleep by candlelightCopy !req
791. because every time
you close your eyes...Copy !req
792. you're afraid you're gonna
wake up back in that tower.Copy !req
793. But, most importantly, Fiona...Copy !req
794. I know that the reason
you turn human every day...Copy !req
795. is because you've
never been kissed...Copy !req
796. well...Copy !req
797. by me.Copy !req
798. - You move fast.
- It's not me doing the moving.Copy !req
799. - Why is this happening?
- Love?Copy !req
800. - No, I'm being forced to dance!
- By love!Copy !req
801. No, I can't stop myself!Copy !req
802. Please! Make it stop!Copy !req
803. I can't control myself!Copy !req
804. Yeah! Cookie's bringing
the heat out of the kitchen!Copy !req
805. Oh, no! It's the Piper!Copy !req
806. I can't believe I let this happen,
and it's all because of you!Copy !req
807. - If you'd just let me kiss you!
- What? You're insane!Copy !req
808. We must do something before
they fandango themselves into oblivion!Copy !req
809. - What can we do?
- First, you must stop dancing!Copy !req
810. When somebody tooties that flutey,
I got to shake my booty!Copy !req
811. Then it's up to me!Copy !req
812. Hurry! We must get them
away from the music!Copy !req
813. Puss and Donkey to the rescue!
We saved the day!Copy !req
814. Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?Copy !req
815. Say what?Copy !req
816. No. Hell...Copy !req
817. I don't care how big your eyes get,
player, it's not going down.Copy !req
818. All right!Copy !req
819. Stop!Copy !req
820. - Where are you going?
- To save my friends.Copy !req
821. - How, by getting yourself killed?
- If that's what it takes.Copy !req
822. Puss, say something.Copy !req
823. - Puss?
- Let me explain.Copy !req
824. That's how you knew so much about me.Copy !req
825. - Fiona, wait! Kiss me.
- What?Copy !req
826. It's the only way to save your friends.Copy !req
827. Get out of my way.Copy !req
828. You used to believe that a single kiss
could solve everything!Copy !req
829. I don't understand.
This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
830. True love's kiss
was supposed to fix everything!Copy !req
831. Yeah, you know,
that's what they told me, too.Copy !req
832. True love didn't get me
out of that tower.Copy !req
833. I did. I saved myself.Copy !req
834. Don't you get it?
It's all just a big fairy tale.Copy !req
835. Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!Copy !req
836. How would you know?Copy !req
837. Did you grow up locked away
in a dragon's keep?Copy !req
838. Did you live all alone
in a miserable tower?Copy !req
839. Did you cry yourself
to sleep every night,Copy !req
840. waiting for a true love
that never came?Copy !req
841. But... But I'm your true love.Copy !req
842. Then where were you
when I needed you?Copy !req
843. Maybe you kissed her wrong?Copy !req
844. No.Copy !req
845. The kiss didn't work...Copy !req
846. because Fiona doesn't love me.Copy !req
847. Don't despair, fellow ogres!Copy !req
848. They can put us in cages,
but they can't cage our honour!Copy !req
849. Shrek and Fiona are together?Copy !req
850. Yeah, I've heard enough of
your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it!Copy !req
851. Wolfie! My speech wig.Copy !req
852. Baba! Ready my makeup.
And Piper, pull my socks up.Copy !req
853. Tight.Copy !req
854. Attention, citizens.Copy !req
855. Please stay tuned for a message
from our tyrannical dictator!Copy !req
856. Hello, people.
It is I, Rumpelstiltskin...Copy !req
857. shepherd of your dreams.Copy !req
858. Recently, a certain somebodyCopy !req
859. has jeopardized our joyous lives.Copy !req
860. And that somebody
is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek!Copy !req
861. That is why I come to you,
dear citizens.Copy !req
862. For whomever brings me this ogre,Copy !req
863. shall receive the deal of a lifetime.Copy !req
864. Just think of it! Total andCopy !req
865. - complete happiness.
- Ya!Copy !req
866. Dazzling, radiant fulfilment!
All your greatest wishes.Copy !req
867. - Yeah!
- Your wildest dreams.Copy !req
868. Anything you could ever want!
No strings attached!Copy !req
869. But hurry, this is a limited time offer.Copy !req
870. So light your torches, sharpen
your pitchforks and get your mob on!Copy !req
871. Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!Copy !req
872. Go back where you came from!Copy !req
873. It seems that we are safe.Copy !req
874. Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky
and torchy out there. Let's go.Copy !req
875. What's the point?
The kiss didn't work. It's over.Copy !req
876. Look, Shrek, I know things
might seem a little bleak right now,Copy !req
877. but things always work themselves
out in the end, you'll see.Copy !req
878. - I bet by this time tomorrow...
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
879. There is no tomorrow.Copy !req
880. There's no day after that, and there's
no day after that day after that!Copy !req
881. My life was perfect
and I'm never going to get it back!Copy !req
882. If your life was so perfect, why'd you
sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin?Copy !req
883. Because I didn't know
what I had until it was gone! All right?Copy !req
884. I didn't know what I had.Copy !req
885. Surrender now! I'm taking you in!Copy !req
886. Don't try to fight it, ogre!
The reward is mine!Copy !req
887. Gingy?Copy !req
888. - You unhand me, green devil!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
889. Collecting my bounty!Copy !req
890. - Bounty?
- What are you talking about, cracker?Copy !req
891. Rumpelstiltskin promised
the deal of a lifetimeCopy !req
892. - for whoever could bring you in.
- Deal of a lifetime?Copy !req
893. Where all your wishes come true.Copy !req
894. Wait a minute.Copy !req
895. - I can still fix this.
- How you gonna do that?Copy !req
896. You know what? I'm gonna give
Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.Copy !req
897. OK, Gingy, tell me about this...Copy !req
898. Were you going to eat that?Copy !req
899. Not Shrek. That is not Shrek.
Also not Shrek.Copy !req
900. That's not even an ogre,
it is a troll! Nice try.Copy !req
901. - And that...
- Roar.Copy !req
902. is just sad.Copy !req
903. And what is that supposed to be?Copy !req
904. I'm just a frightened old man.Copy !req
905. Don't listen to him!
These ogres are crafty!Copy !req
906. That is your father painted green.Copy !req
907. No, it's Shrek! Honest!Copy !req
908. Take them away!Copy !req
909. Can no one bring me Shrek?
Where is he?Copy !req
910. How hard can it be?
I want him! I want him! I want him!Copy !req
911. Stiltskin!Copy !req
912. I hear you're looking for me.Copy !req
913. All right! Finally!Copy !req
914. Who turned him in?
Who gets the deal of a lifetime?Copy !req
915. - I do.
- What? But...Copy !req
916. If I'm turning myself in,
I get the deal of a lifetime.Copy !req
917. That means you have
to give me anything I want.Copy !req
918. No! Only true love's kiss
can break your contract!Copy !req
919. So if you thought you were just gonna...Copy !req
920. - ... in here and get your life back...
- I'm not here to get my life back.Copy !req
921. Then what do you want?Copy !req
922. The ogres. They are all free.Copy !req
923. But where is Shrek?Copy !req
924. This is not good.Copy !req
925. I don't know.
Not much of a storybook ending.Copy !req
926. The noble Shrek turns himself in
to save a bunch of filthy ogres.Copy !req
927. All that matters is that they're free...Copy !req
928. and Fiona is safe.Copy !req
929. I bet Fiona would be
really touched to hear that.Copy !req
930. But, hey...Copy !req
931. I guess you can tell her yourself.Copy !req
932. Fiona!Copy !req
933. Stiltskin, we had a deal!
You agreed to free all ogres!Copy !req
934. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
935. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she?Copy !req
936. By day, one way, by night, another.
Blardy, blardy, blar.Copy !req
937. Nobody's smart but me!Copy !req
938. That was a really brave thing
you did, Shrek.Copy !req
939. Thank you.Copy !req
940. No, you were right.Copy !req
941. I wasn't there for you.Copy !req
942. And not just at
the Dragon's Keep, but...Copy !req
943. every day since.Copy !req
944. Well...Copy !req
945. you're here now.Copy !req
946. Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!Copy !req
947. Don't be a fool, mule!Copy !req
948. She's right. Rumpel's palace
is locked up tighterCopy !req
949. - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.
- And that cupboard wasn't guardedCopy !req
950. by a whole bunch of
mean, ugly, nasty witches.Copy !req
951. Hey! We can hear you!Copy !req
952. Sorry!Copy !req
953. We must get into the palace.Copy !req
954. Man, Shrek and me
just busted out of that place!Copy !req
955. But how?Copy !req
956. The same way we're gonna bust in.Copy !req
957. Yay! My new pretty ball!
Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?Copy !req
958. I guess it'll have to do.Copy !req
959. Witches, finally, the moment
we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
960. The main event of the evening!Copy !req
961. I present Shrek and Fiona!Copy !req
962. And now, to put the past
behind us once and for all,Copy !req
963. I give you a princess's worst nightmare!Copy !req
964. Fiona's old flame,
the keeper of the keep...Copy !req
965. Dragon!Copy !req
966. - Donkey?
- And Puss!Copy !req
967. In Boots!Copy !req
968. Get them, get them, witches!Copy !req
969. Incoming!Copy !req
970. - Donkey, woo her!
- Woo who?Copy !req
971. Your wife!Copy !req
972. Uh-oh.Copy !req
973. I'll call you! We're in love!Copy !req
974. Fiona, hold on!Copy !req
975. Hey, you!Copy !req
976. - Chimichangas?
- Get 'em while they're hot!Copy !req
977. Jump!Copy !req
978. Now!Copy !req
979. The dragon goes under the bridge!Copy !req
980. Through the loop!Copy !req
981. And finally...Copy !req
982. Into the castle!Copy !req
983. Run!Copy !req
984. Foo!Copy !req
985. So long!Copy !req
986. Come on, Fifi, go!Copy !req
987. Go! Witches, close up the floor!Copy !req
988. Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!Copy !req
989. Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!Copy !req
990. Fifi, no!Copy !req
991. Victory is ours!Copy !req
992. Looks like we're having
curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.Copy !req
993. Hey, we make a pretty good team.Copy !req
994. You have no idea.Copy !req
995. Shrek?Copy !req
996. His day is up. His day is...!Copy !req
997. Shrek?Copy !req
998. It's all right.Copy !req
999. There has to be something I can do.Copy !req
1000. You've already done
everything for me, Fiona.Copy !req
1001. You gave me a home and a family.Copy !req
1002. You have kids?Copy !req
1003. We have kids.Copy !req
1004. Fergus, Farkle
and a little girl named...Copy !req
1005. - ... Felicia.
- Felicia.Copy !req
1006. I always wanted to have
a daughter named Felicia.Copy !req
1007. And someday...Copy !req
1008. you will.Copy !req
1009. You know what the
best part of today was?Copy !req
1010. I got the chance to fall in love
with you all over again.Copy !req
1011. Fiona, the sunrise!Copy !req
1012. You're still... an ogre!Copy !req
1013. - True love's form.
- Impossible!Copy !req
1014. The kiss worked.Copy !req
1015. What?Copy !req
1016. Fifi!Copy !req
1017. Puss!Copy !req
1018. No, no, no!Copy !req
1019. No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait!Copy !req
1020. I love you, Daddy!Copy !req
1021. Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!Copy !req
1022. Everybody, I have found another cake!Copy !req
1023. Shrek? Are you OK?Copy !req
1024. Fiona. I've never been better.Copy !req
1025. Roar!Copy !req
1026. Happy Birthday, Farkle.Copy !req
1027. Fergus, my little man!Copy !req
1028. And Felicia, sweetheart.Copy !req
1029. I believe this is yours.Copy !req
1030. Thank you, Daddy.Copy !req
1031. Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about
giving my babies an encore!Copy !req
1032. Please, seńor, let us have it!Copy !req
1033. - I didn't know we could do that.
- That's my best friend!Copy !req
1034. You know, I always thoughtCopy !req
1035. that I rescued you
from the Dragon's Keep.Copy !req
1036. You did.Copy !req
1037. No. It was you that rescued me.Copy !req
1038. Yummy!Copy !req