1. Once upon a time, a long time ago,Copy !req
2. a king and queen had a
beautiful daughter named Fiona.Copy !req
3. But she was possessed
by a terrible curse.Copy !req
4. By day, a lovely princess.
By night, a hideous ogre.Copy !req
5. Only true love's kiss
could lift her curse.Copy !req
6. So Fiona waited in a tower,
guarded by a dragon, until the dayCopy !req
7. when her true love would arrive.Copy !req
8. But as the days turned into years,Copy !req
9. the King and Queen were forced
to resort to more desperate measures.Copy !req
10. Whoa, there.Copy !req
11. I don't know about this, Lillian.Copy !req
12. Fairy Godmother said only true love's
kiss could break Fiona's curse.Copy !req
13. I don't trust that woman, Harold.
This may be our last hope.Copy !req
14. Besides, he does come
highly recommended by King Midas.Copy !req
15. But to put our daughter's life
in the hands of this... person?Copy !req
16. He's devious.
He's deceitful. He's, he's...Copy !req
17. Rumpelstiltskin!Copy !req
18. Mrs Highness.Copy !req
19. How do you do?Copy !req
20. Down, Fifi. Get down!Copy !req
21. As you can see, everything's in order.Copy !req
22. So you'll put an end
to our daughter's curse?Copy !req
23. And, in return, you sign the kingdom
of Far Far Away over to me.Copy !req
24. - Lillian, this is madness!
- What choice do we have?Copy !req
25. Fiona has been locked away
in that tower far too long.Copy !req
26. It's not like she's getting any younger.Copy !req
27. But to sign over our entire kingdom?Copy !req
28. Well, if your kingdom's worth
more to you than your daughter...Copy !req
29. Nothing is worth more to us
than our daughter.Copy !req
30. Jump, Fifi, jump!Copy !req
31. Just sign it and all your problems
will disappear.Copy !req
32. Your Highness! The Princess!
She's been saved!Copy !req
33. Who saved her?Copy !req
34. No one would have guessed
that an ogre named Shrek,Copy !req
35. whose roar was feared
throughout the land,Copy !req
36. would save the beautiful Princess Fiona.Copy !req
37. True love's kiss led to marriage
and ogre babies!Copy !req
38. The kingdom of Far Far Away
was finally at peace.Copy !req
39. Goody for them!
And they lived happily ever after!Copy !req
40. Sir? You're gonna
have to pay for that.Copy !req
41. Maybe we could make a deal
for it, little boy?Copy !req
42. - Oh, I'm not a real boy.
- Do you want to be?Copy !req
43. Nobody needs your deals
anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!Copy !req
44. I wish that ogre was never born!Copy !req
45. Wake up, Daddy, wake up!Copy !req
46. - Good morning.
- Good morning to you.Copy !req
47. Better out than in.Copy !req
48. That's my line.Copy !req
49. Did my little Fergus make a...Copy !req
50. —big, grownup ogre stink?Copy !req
51. Oh, that's diabolical!Copy !req
52. And on your left, the lovable lug
that showed us you don't have toCopy !req
53. change your undies
to change the world!Copy !req
54. I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.Copy !req
55. Get in there. Get...
Impossible to put on!Copy !req
56. OK, the dragon goes under the bridge,
through the loop...Copy !req
57. and finally, into the castle.Copy !req
58. Play date!Copy !req
59. Then Shrek kissed the Princess.Copy !req
60. She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...Copy !req
61. happily—...Copy !req
62. - Ever...
- After.Copy !req
63. Look! A shooting star!Copy !req
64. So, what did you wish for?Copy !req
65. That every day could be like this one.Copy !req
66. Come here, you.Copy !req
67. Morning, Daddy.Copy !req
68. Morning.Copy !req
69. Better out than in.Copy !req
70. Did my little Fergus make a...Copy !req
71. Cute. Real cute.Copy !req
72. This lovable lug taught usCopy !req
73. you don't have to change
your undies to change the world!Copy !req
74. Play date!Copy !req
75. Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!Copy !req
76. She turned into a beautiful ogre
and they lived...Copy !req
77. - Happily...
- Ever...Copy !req
78. After?Copy !req
79. - Daddy, get up!
- Morning.Copy !req
80. - Better out than in.
- This lovable lug...Copy !req
81. - Play date!
- No!Copy !req
82. Outhouse again!Copy !req
83. Come on.Copy !req
84. Undies!Copy !req
85. Outhouse!Copy !req
86. - Get up, get up!
- And they lived...Copy !req
87. - Happily...
- Ever...Copy !req
88. After.Copy !req
89. Roar.Copy !req
90. Nice landing, baby.Copy !req
91. Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.Copy !req
92. Happy birthday, ninos!
Vamos a la fiesta!Copy !req
93. Hey, Shrek, Shrek!Copy !req
94. Mr Shrek, would you
sign our pitchforks?Copy !req
95. And our torches?Copy !req
96. Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!Copy !req
97. Yeah, when you were a real ogre!Copy !req
98. A real ogre?Copy !req
99. Shrek, it's a sing-along.
You've got to sing along!Copy !req
100. - No, thanks.
- Please? I'll be your best friend.Copy !req
101. Why does being your best friend entail
me doing everything I don't want to do?Copy !req
102. Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear.Copy !req
103. Excuse me, Mr Shrek?Copy !req
104. Could you do that
ogre roar of yours for my son?Copy !req
105. He's a big, big fan.Copy !req
106. Do the roar.Copy !req
107. You know, I'd rather not.
It's my kids' birthday party.Copy !req
108. - Do the roar.
- Honey?Copy !req
109. Why don't you go check on the cake?Copy !req
110. - Sure.
- And don't forget the candles.Copy !req
111. Hold still.Copy !req
112. Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man.Copy !req
113. I always wanted chaps!
Yee-haw! Giddy up!Copy !req
114. - Monsieur Shrek.
- Howdy, Shrek!Copy !req
115. Your cake. Voila'!Copy !req
116. - What is that supposed to be?
- That's Sprinkles the Ogre!Copy !req
117. Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.Copy !req
118. But happy. It's a party, Shrek.
You gotta cheer up!Copy !req
119. I'm in a great mood, actually.Copy !req
120. - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow!
- Donkey!Copy !req
121. As long as you're not doing anything,Copy !req
122. how about one of those
famous Shrek roars?Copy !req
123. - Do the roar.
- Let me set you straight, Butter Pants.Copy !req
124. An ogre only roars when he's angry.Copy !req
125. You don't want to see me angry, do you?Copy !req
126. Do it.Copy !req
127. Hold it together. Just hold it together.Copy !req
128. Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.Copy !req
129. Oh, good.Copy !req
130. - What happened to the cake?
- Trust me. It's an improvement.Copy !req
131. - You licked it!
- No.Copy !req
132. Just because you're an ogre,
doesn't mean you have to eat like one.Copy !req
133. Looks like you forgot the candles!Copy !req
134. OK, just watch the cake.
I'll go get them.Copy !req
135. Watch the cake?Copy !req
136. - Where's the cake?
- We ate the cake.Copy !req
137. - Ya.
- What?Copy !req
138. No, don't cry.Copy !req
139. Hey! I believe you
promised my son a roar.Copy !req
140. - Do the roar.
- Roar.Copy !req
141. - I don't like it.
- Pigs, we need another cake.Copy !req
142. - We ate the other cakes.
- One roar, man.Copy !req
143. Hey, everybody!
Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar!Copy !req
144. Not now, Donkey.
Pigs, are there any cupcakes?Copy !req
145. - We ate them, too.
- They have lollipops.Copy !req
146. No, I ate them.Copy !req
147. - You didn't share?
- Well, you didn't share the croissants!Copy !req
148. - Everything's gonna be OK.
- Shrek, what's going on?Copy !req
149. - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting!
- Do the roar.Copy !req
150. We need the cake!Copy !req
151. Cake! Cake! Cake!Copy !req
152. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
153. Everybody, I have found another cake!Copy !req
154. Shrek? Are you OK?Copy !req
155. - Unbelievable.
- Tell me about it! Those villagers...Copy !req
156. I'm not talking about the villagers,
Shrek. I'm talking about you.Copy !req
157. Is this really how you want
to remember the kids' first birthday?Copy !req
158. - Oh, great. So this is all my fault?
- Yes. But you know what?Copy !req
159. Let's talk about this
after the party, at home.Copy !req
160. You mean that roadside
attraction we live in?Copy !req
161. Step right up! See the dancing ogre!
Don't worry! He won't bite!Copy !req
162. I used to be an ogre.
Now I'm just a jolly green joke!Copy !req
163. OK, OK, maybe you're not
the ogre you used to be.Copy !req
164. But maybe that's not such a bad thing.Copy !req
165. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
It's not like you're a real ogre.Copy !req
166. You spent half your life in a palace.Copy !req
167. And the other half
locked away in a tower.Copy !req
168. Look, all I want is for things to go
back to the way they used to be!Copy !req
169. Back when villagers were afraid of me,
and I could take a mud bath in peace.Copy !req
170. When I could do what I wanted,
when I wanted to do it!Copy !req
171. Back when the world made sense!Copy !req
172. You mean back before you
rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?Copy !req
173. Exactly!Copy !req
174. Shrek, you have
three beautiful children,Copy !req
175. a wife who loves you,Copy !req
176. friends who adore you.
You have everything.Copy !req
177. Why is it the only person
who can't see that is you?Copy !req
178. That's just great.Copy !req
179. If she thinks I'm gonna
slink back there and apologize,Copy !req
180. she's got another thing coming.
She's not the boss of me.Copy !req
181. I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize
for acting like one.Copy !req
182. Help, please!
Someone, anyone at all, help me!Copy !req
183. Please, help!Copy !req
184. Please, help!Copy !req
185. I'm stuck! Help!Copy !req
186. Oh, please, help!Copy !req
187. Someone, anyone! Help me!Copy !req
188. The pain! I can see
a bright light. A tunnel!Copy !req
189. Grandma? Is that you?Copy !req
190. Yeah, it's me, Granny.Copy !req
191. An ogre! Please, Mr Ogre,
please don't eat me!Copy !req
192. I'm not gonna eat you.Copy !req
193. But you are an ogre... Aren't you?Copy !req
194. Yeah, well, I... I used to be.Copy !req
195. Look, move out or get crushed.Copy !req
196. So you're not gonna eat me?Copy !req
197. No, thanks. I already had a big bowl
of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.Copy !req
198. Wait up! What's your rush?
Where you going?Copy !req
199. Nowhere.Copy !req
200. What a coincidence!
I was just heading that way myself.Copy !req
201. But, seriously,
let me give you a ride. I insist.Copy !req
202. Come on. It's the least I can do
after all you've done for me.Copy !req
203. I got a hot rat cooking.Copy !req
204. All right! Can I interest you
in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?Copy !req
205. A liquid libation
to ease that frustration?Copy !req
206. - Eyeball-tini?
- Well, maybe just one.Copy !req
207. So the centaur says,
"That's not the half I'm talking about."Copy !req
208. I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.Copy !req
209. To live the life of an ogre...
no worries, no responsibilities.Copy !req
210. You are free to pillage
and terrorize as you please.Copy !req
211. - Free? That's a laugh.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
212. Sometimes I wish I had just one day
to feel like a real ogre again.Copy !req
213. Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
214. Magical transactions are my specialty!Copy !req
215. Great. Next to mimes,
magicians are my favourite people.Copy !req
216. Hold on.Copy !req
217. "King for a Month."
"Knight for a Week."Copy !req
218. Ogre for a day.Copy !req
219. Think about it, Shrek.
To be feared and hated.Copy !req
220. You'll be, like, "Roar!"Copy !req
221. And the villagers will be, like, "Get
away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"Copy !req
222. It would be just like the good old days,
when your swamp was your castle.Copy !req
223. - When the world made sense.
- All right, what's the catch?Copy !req
224. Catch? No. There's no catch.
No catchings, really.Copy !req
225. I mean, there's something.
Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.Copy !req
226. All right, I knew it.
So what do you want?Copy !req
227. - A day-
- A day-Copy !req
228. Rat's done!Copy !req
229. To make the magic work, you gotta
give something to get something.Copy !req
230. In this case, you gotta
give a day to get a day. That's all.Copy !req
231. I can't just pick up
and leave my family.Copy !req
232. But that's the best part, Shrek!
It's a magical contract.Copy !req
233. No one will even know you're gone.Copy !req
234. And by the time this day is up,
you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.Copy !req
235. Still, I don't know.Copy !req
236. Hey, no problem.
Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
237. Do you like white meat or dark meat?Copy !req
238. So what day would I have to give up?Copy !req
239. I don't know, any day.
A day from your past.Copy !req
240. A day you had the flu?
A day you lost a pet?Copy !req
241. A day some meddling oaf
stuck his nose where it didn't belongCopy !req
242. destroying your business
and ruining your life?Copy !req
243. Just for an example.Copy !req
244. How about the day I met Donkey?Copy !req
245. Now, there's a day
I'd like to take back.Copy !req
246. I don't know who that is.Copy !req
247. I know. What about a day
you wouldn't even remember?Copy !req
248. Like a day when you were a baby.Copy !req
249. - An innocent, mindless little baby.
- Take any of those days you want.Copy !req
250. - Take them all for all I care.
- Oh, just one will do.Copy !req
251. OK, good.
A day from your childhood it is.Copy !req
252. I guess there's nothing wrong
with wanting a little time for myself.Copy !req
253. Just 24 tiny little hours.Copy !req
254. - I'm still my own ogre!
- Yeah, you is!Copy !req
255. I never needed to ask
for anyone's permission before.Copy !req
256. So why start now?Copy !req
257. Go on, Shrek.Copy !req
258. Sign it!Copy !req
259. Go on, Shrek.Copy !req
260. Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!Copy !req
261. You signed it.Copy !req
262. So, tell me. What happens now?Copy !req
263. Have a nice day.Copy !req
264. I think I fell on my keys.Copy !req
265. There are 40 children in that shoe,Copy !req
266. which is why the weasel
goes pop to this very day.Copy !req
267. Oh, great.Copy !req
268. As we head over the river
and through the woods...Copy !req
269. Ogre!Copy !req
270. Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre!Copy !req
271. This is the part where you run away!Copy !req
272. Sure is great to be wanted again.Copy !req
273. Nice one.Copy !req
274. Fiona?Copy !req
275. Oh, no.Copy !req
276. My home.Copy !req
277. Fiona!Copy !req
278. Fiona! Are you in there?Copy !req
279. All right, Rumpel!Copy !req
280. This wasn't part of the deal!Copy !req
281. Rumpel!Copy !req
282. Ogre!Copy !req
283. We've got another one, ladies! Get him!Copy !req
284. Who are you?Copy !req
285. What are you doing in my swamp?Copy !req
286. Looks like a troublemaker!Copy !req
287. Spread 'em!Copy !req
288. Nice job, ladies!Copy !req
289. You witches are making a big mistake!
I know my rights!Copy !req
290. You have the right to shut your mouth!Copy !req
291. Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?Copy !req
292. donkey!Copy !req
293. Donkey, where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
294. Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.Copy !req
295. I'm driving,
so I'm in charge of the music.Copy !req
296. Will you witches make up your mind?Copy !req
297. Donkey? What's going on?
Do you know where Fiona is?Copy !req
298. Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me
in trouble and I need this job.Copy !req
299. I am not going back to work
for Old MacDonald.Copy !req
300. Tell me 1:0 E-I-E-I-O.
"E-I-E-I-NO!" That's what I said.Copy !req
301. Where are my babies?
And where's your wife, Dragon?Copy !req
302. Look, I think you have me confused
with some other talking donkey.Copy !req
303. I've never seen you before in my life.Copy !req
304. Never seen me before?
Come on, Donkey!Copy !req
305. And how do you
know my name anyway?Copy !req
306. It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?Copy !req
307. A donkey and an ogre friends?Copy !req
308. That's the most
ridiculous thing I ever heard!Copy !req
309. Can you at least tell me
where they're taking me?Copy !req
310. To the same place they take
every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.Copy !req
311. - Stiltskin!
- I said quiet!Copy !req
312. Oh, no.Copy !req
313. It's time to crumble!Copy !req
314. Place your bets!
Place your bets! We start tout de suite!Copy !req
315. Yeah!Copy !req
316. Gingy?Copy !req
317. Gingy snap!Copy !req
318. There's one!Copy !req
319. Disgusting, filthy ogre!Copy !req
320. Hideous monster!Copy !req
321. Filthy, filthy creature!Copy !req
322. Disgusting creature!Copy !req
323. Move it!Copy !req
324. Don't worry, Donkey.
I'll get us our lives back.Copy !req
325. Yeah, right. Put a little mustard
on mine, Captain Crazy!Copy !req
326. Mr Stiltskin?Copy !req
327. You got another customer.Copy !req
328. - Wolfie!
- Yes, Mr Stiltskin.Copy !req
329. Bring me my business wig.Copy !req
330. Mr Stiltskin, please!Copy !req
331. - OK, go.
- Please make me a real boy!Copy !req
332. Go away! Terms are
in the details, balsa boy.Copy !req
333. Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!Copy !req
334. Stiltskin!Copy !req
335. Shrek!Copy !req
336. There he is!Copy !req
337. So close!Copy !req
338. Have I been waiting for you!Copy !req
339. Ladies, this is the guyCopy !req
340. that made all of this possible!Copy !req
341. So, tell me, how are you
enjoying your day?Copy !req
342. All right, Rumpel, what's going on?
What have you done?Copy !req
343. No, Shrek, it's not what I've done.
It's what you've done.Copy !req
344. Thanks to you, the King and Queen
signed their kingdom over to me.Copy !req
345. They would never do that.Copy !req
346. They would if I promised them
all their problems would disappear.Copy !req
347. And then they disappeared!Copy !req
348. They would have done anythingCopy !req
349. if they thought it would
end their daughter's curse.Copy !req
350. I ended Fiona's curse!Copy !req
351. How could you when you never existed?Copy !req
352. You better start making sense,
you dirty little man!Copy !req
353. Here, let me spell it out for you!Copy !req
354. You gave me a day from your past,
a day you couldn't even remember.Copy !req
355. A day when you were
an innocent, mindless little baby.Copy !req
356. You took the day I was born.Copy !req
357. No, Shrek. You gave it to me.Copy !req
358. Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,
because when this day is up...Copy !req
359. But you haven't heard the best part.Copy !req
360. Since you were never born, once
this day comes to an end, so will you.Copy !req
361. Where's Fiona?Copy !req
362. Where's my family?Copy !req
363. Silly little ogre.
You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
364. You see, you were never born.Copy !req
365. You never met Fiona.Copy !req
366. Your kids don't exist.Copy !req
367. How's that for a metaphysical paradox?Copy !req
368. Looks like you got
exactly what you wanted!Copy !req
369. " Happy Ogre Day!
' Rumpel!Copy !req
370. Get him, witches!Copy !req
371. You know what'd help morale
around here? Flip-flop Fridays.Copy !req
372. Feet be comfortable
with the breeze on your toes.Copy !req
373. Come on, girls!Copy !req
374. Lock all the doors,
you worthless witches! Do it!Copy !req
375. I'll be right back, Donkey!Copy !req
376. I don't know you! I don't know him!Copy !req
377. I'm glad I'm not you.Copy !req
378. Help me! Help!Copy !req
379. Help!Copy !req
380. No, not my pretty ball!Copy !req
381. Watch out!Copy !req
382. Wolfie?Copy !req
383. MY angry wig.Copy !req
384. Help! I've been kidnapped
by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!Copy !req
385. Donkey! Get off of me!Copy !req
386. Watch it with your pointy hooves!Copy !req
387. - Just take my wallet!
- Hey!Copy !req
388. I'm being ass-napped!Copy !req
389. Animal cruelty! Help!Copy !req
390. You need to calm down!Copy !req
391. I'm your friend.Copy !req
392. I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?Copy !req
393. Good. I'm gonna let go...Copy !req
394. right... now.Copy !req
395. Please! Eat my face last!
Send my hooves to my mama!Copy !req
396. Donkey! You've got to trust me.Copy !req
397. - Why should I trust you?
- Because...Copy !req
398. Because".Copy !req
399. OK.Copy !req
400. Fine! Go ahead!
Run away! Who needs you?Copy !req
401. I've never seen an ogre cry.Copy !req
402. I'm not crying.Copy !req
403. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I cry all the time.Copy !req
404. Just thinking about my grandma,
or thinking about baby kittens,Copy !req
405. or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,
or a little baby grandma kitten.Copy !req
406. - That is so darn sad.
- I said, I'm not crying!Copy !req
407. Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.Copy !req
408. It's none of my business
why you're upset.Copy !req
409. By the way, why are you upset?Copy !req
410. I was tricked into signing something
I shouldn't have.Copy !req
411. You signed up for one of them
time-shares, huh?Copy !req
412. No. I signed this.Copy !req
413. You should never sign a contract
with Rumpelstiltskin!Copy !req
414. Yeah, I got that.Copy !req
415. - His fine print is crafty.
- I know.Copy !req
416. - His exit clauses are sneaky.
- Yeah, I...Copy !req
417. - What did you say?
- I'm talking about the exit clause.Copy !req
418. Used to be, you had to guess his name,Copy !req
419. but now everybody knows
who Rumpelstiltskin is.Copy !req
420. Donkey, I've read the fine print.Copy !req
421. There's nothing
about an exit clause in here.Copy !req
422. Well, you didn't expect him
to make it easy for you.Copy !req
423. Here, let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
424. I didn't spend all that time
around them witchesCopy !req
425. without picking up a few tricks.Copy !req
426. Your tiny, little ogre brain
couldn't begin to comprehendCopy !req
427. the complexity
of my polygonic foldability skills.Copy !req
428. What are you doing?Copy !req
429. Hey, I can't get my origami on
unless you back off.Copy !req
430. Thank you. OK, here's what you
gotta do. You fold this piece here,Copy !req
431. make this letter match up here,
bring this corner here,Copy !req
432. and if you do it just right,
it will show you what to do. There!Copy !req
433. "Try Lou's Bliss."Copy !req
434. Who's Lou?Copy !req
435. Give me that!Copy !req
436. "True Love's Kiss."Copy !req
437. You have to take me to dinner first.Copy !req
438. "According to fairy tale law,
if not fully satisfied,Copy !req
439. true love's kiss will render
this contract null and void."Copy !req
440. Donkey, you did it! Look at you!Copy !req
441. If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,
I will get my life back!Copy !req
442. OK! This isn't a petting zoo!
So where is this Fiona?Copy !req
443. Well, that's just it, you see.Copy !req
444. I don't know.Copy !req
445. You know, when I lose something,
I always try to retrace my steps.Copy !req
446. So... where did you leave her last?Copy !req
447. The last time I saw her,Copy !req
448. I told her I wished
I'd never rescued her.Copy !req
449. - Oh, no.
- Shrek?Copy !req
450. Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!Copy !req
451. What, are you crazy?
That's the Dragon's Keep!Copy !req
452. They keep dragons in there!Copy !req
453. OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!Copy !req
454. I'm gonna just hang back here
and find us some breakfast!Copy !req
455. Fiona!Copy !req
456. Oh, no.Copy !req
457. If I didn't save Fiona...Copy !req
458. then who did?Copy !req
459. This is the favour Fiona was
supposed to give me on the day we met.Copy !req
460. It's a symbol of our love.Copy !req
461. Now smell it!Copy !req
462. Hey, man, get that dirty
favour out of my face!Copy !req
463. Your nose is the only chance
I have of tracking down my wife,Copy !req
464. so stop complaining and start smelling.Copy !req
465. Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!Copy !req
466. Do I look like a bloodhound to you?Copy !req
467. In case you haven't noticed,
I'm a donkey, not a dog!Copy !req
468. If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog,
not Donkey!Copy !req
469. And another thing...Copy !req
470. Wait a minute.Copy !req
471. I think I got something.Copy !req
472. - Whatever it is, it's sweet.
- Fiona.Copy !req
473. Luscious and tasty.Copy !req
474. Hey! That's my wife
you're talking about.Copy !req
475. donkey!Copy !req
476. Yeah! Waffles!Copy !req
477. And I thought the Waffle Fairy
was just a bedtime story.Copy !req
478. Sticky stacks of golden,
syrupy deliciousness!Copy !req
479. Donkey! Don't eat that!Copy !req
480. There's a stack of freshly made waffles
in the middle of the forest.Copy !req
481. Don't you find that
a wee bit suspicious?Copy !req
482. Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...?Copy !req
483. Bad Donkey! Mustn't.Copy !req
484. I said, don't! Don't!
No! Get away from it.Copy !req
485. You did.Copy !req
486. Look out!Copy !req
487. donkey!Copy !req
488. - Are you OK?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
489. Donkey.Copy !req
490. Help! Help me!Copy !req
491. Help, Shrek! Help!Copy !req
492. Watch your head.Copy !req
493. Hey, it's a new guy!Copy !req
494. Look at him, all dressed up
in his Sunday vest.Copy !req
495. He's really tiny, isn't he?Copy !req
496. Yeah. Fate has delivered us
a comrade-in-armsCopy !req
497. and for that, we are thankful.
Suit him up!Copy !req
498. - Let's go, greenie.
- Now, wait a minute!Copy !req
499. - Hey!
- Here you go.Copy !req
500. - Welcome to the resistance.
- Resistance?Copy !req
501. We fight for freedom
and ogres everywhere!Copy !req
502. I didn't know we could do that.Copy !req
503. Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!Copy !req
504. - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...
- I'll take him! This order's to go.Copy !req
505. Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.Copy !req
506. Trust me, you don't want
to eat this one.Copy !req
507. I go down smooth,
but come out fighting!Copy !req
508. - Let go!
- Don't make Mama mad.Copy !req
509. Your dinner is my friend!Copy !req
510. - Come on, guys!
- I got to get the giblets out!Copy !req
511. - She's back.
- There she is.Copy !req
512. Fiona!Copy !req
513. I'm so happy I found you!Copy !req
514. Maybe you missed orientation,Copy !req
515. but for future reference,
personal space is very important to me.Copy !req
516. You don't know who I am, do you?Copy !req
517. No.Copy !req
518. Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away.Copy !req
519. Gather the others
and meet me in the war room.Copy !req
520. Gretched, make sure everyone
is prepared to move out tonight.Copy !req
521. - I need to talk to you.
- What is it?Copy !req
522. OK, I know you don't
remember me, but...Copy !req
523. we're married. Hear me out.Copy !req
524. And at the birthday party
with some pigs and a puppet,Copy !req
525. the villagers wanted me
to sign their pitchforks,Copy !req
526. and this boy kept saying,
"Do the roar."Copy !req
527. Then I punched the cakes that the
pigs ate and the next thing I knew,Copy !req
528. my donkey fell in your waffle hole.Copy !req
529. Right? Who's with me?Copy !req
530. I guess I must have kicked him
harder than I thought.Copy !req
531. Fiona, I need to...Copy !req
532. Witches! All right, everyone,
you know the drill!Copy !req
533. - Fiona!
- Witches! Oh, no!Copy !req
534. - Witches! Witches!
- Come on, now.Copy !req
535. Fiona, that's the third patrol today.
We can't hide forever.Copy !req
536. Trust me, Brogan.
After tonight, we won't have to.Copy !req
537. - That's your wife?
- That's my wife.Copy !req
538. Well, I see who wears the chain mail
in your family!Copy !req
539. Some people like to look
at the goblet as... as half empty.Copy !req
540. Me, I like to look at it as half full.Copy !req
541. We've gone from the bottom
to the top, ladies.Copy !req
542. But we're not just an empire.Copy !req
543. We're a family.Copy !req
544. Everyone has got their cupcake?
Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?Copy !req
545. Good.Copy !req
546. Yeah, you know, we have
put away a lot of ogres.Copy !req
547. And so one got away.
Who cares? It's not a big deal.Copy !req
548. It doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
549. It's not like it's the end of the world.Copy !req
550. Except... funny thing.Copy !req
551. Now that I think about it,
the ogre who got away is Shrek!Copy !req
552. And if he shares a kiss
with Fiona by sunrise,Copy !req
553. it is the end of the world! Our world!Copy !req
554. My empire!Copy !req
555. But, as I was saying,Copy !req
556. I like to look at the goblet
as half full.Copy !req
557. Yelling makes me so parched.Copy !req
558. Would anyone care for some water?
Wet your whistle?Copy !req
559. A clear, crisp, delicious glass...Copy !req
560. of agua purificada?Copy !req
561. Anybody's thirsty?
Nobody's thirsty? No?Copy !req
562. Well, then does anyone care to tell meCopy !req
563. what it's going to take
to get this ogre? You.Copy !req
564. Faster brooms?Copy !req
565. - No!
- Pointier hats?Copy !req
566. - No! You!
- Maybe we could hireCopy !req
567. a professional bounty hunter?Copy !req
568. What a world! What a world!Copy !req
569. You know, actually
not a bad idea. Baba!Copy !req
570. I need a bounty hunter.Copy !req
571. And if music doth
soothe the savage beast...Copy !req
572. then I think I might know
just the person!Copy !req
573. Listen up, everyone.
Word has come from Far Far Away.Copy !req
574. Stiltskin is leading
tonight's ogre hunt himself.Copy !req
575. - He's never done that before.
- What? Why?Copy !req
576. I bet that's because of us.Copy !req
577. If that cupcake-eating clownCopy !req
578. finally leaves the safety
of his filthy witch nest...Copy !req
579. he'll be vulnerable.Copy !req
580. The plan's simple.
If they follow the usual patrol route,Copy !req
581. they'll reach the river by midnight.Copy !req
582. We'll be concealed along this road,
waiting for his caravan.Copy !req
583. Once they reach the clearing,
I'll give the signal.Copy !req
584. And then we attack!Copy !req
585. And when the smoke clears...
Wait, what's this?Copy !req
586. That's my chimichanga stand.Copy !req
587. No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.Copy !req
588. Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be
really hungry after this ambush, OK?Copy !req
589. Go and finish your little speech.Copy !req
590. All right, as I was saying,
when the smoke clears,Copy !req
591. Rumpelstiltskin is gone
and the chimichangas have been eaten.Copy !req
592. Far Far Away will finally be free.Copy !req
593. - And so will we.
- Spread the word.Copy !req
594. We move out as soon as
Rumpel leaves the palace.Copy !req
595. - Man, this is serious!
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
596. How am I ever gonna
get her to kiss me before sunrise?Copy !req
597. Actually, I was talking
about the revolution.Copy !req
598. Revolution?Copy !req
599. Why don't you just
tell her what you told me?Copy !req
600. About how you're her true love and
you came from an alternate universe.Copy !req
601. Well, while I'm at it,
why don't I tell herCopy !req
602. that you're married
to a fire-breathing dragonCopy !req
603. and you have little, mutant
donkey-dragon babies.Copy !req
604. I do?Copy !req
605. You saw what happened.
She's gonna think I'm crazy.Copy !req
606. I'm a daddy?Copy !req
607. You know what?
If I got Fiona to kiss me once...Copy !req
608. then I can do it again.Copy !req
609. Shrek, do my babies
have hooves or talons?Copy !req
610. Donkey . . .!Copy !req
611. Hello?Copy !req
612. Fiona?Copy !req
613. You should not be here, senor.Copy !req
614. Puss?Copy !req
615. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
616. Feed me, if you dare.Copy !req
617. Puss, what happened to you?
You got so fa...Copy !req
618. - ... fancy.
- Do I know you?Copy !req
619. Well, where's your hat?
Where's your belt?Copy !req
620. Your wee little boots?Copy !req
621. Boots? For a cat? Ha!Copy !req
622. But you're Puss in Boots.Copy !req
623. Maybe once.Copy !req
624. But that is a name I have outgrown.Copy !req
625. That's not the only thing
you've outgrown.Copy !req
626. Hey! I may have let myself go
a little since retirement,Copy !req
627. but hanging up my sword
was the best decision of my life.Copy !req
628. I have all the cream I can drink
and all the mice I can chase.Copy !req
629. I'll get him later.Copy !req
630. Puss, what have I done to you?Copy !req
631. You've gone soft.Copy !req
632. Well, I do get brushed twice a day.Copy !req
633. Look, it's not too late to fix it.Copy !req
634. All you have to do is help me
get a kiss from Fiona.Copy !req
635. What are you doing?
Can I help you with something?Copy !req
636. Well, I know how stressful
mounting a rebellion can be...Copy !req
637. rallying the troops,
planning attacks,Copy !req
638. so I brought you a little something
to ease the tension.Copy !req
639. A gift basket?Copy !req
640. You're welcome.
So let's see what you got.Copy !req
641. Heart-shaped box of slugs.Copy !req
642. Skunk-scented candle.Copy !req
643. - Look, this really isn't the...
- What's this? Coupons!Copy !req
644. Let's see,
"Good for one free foot massage."Copy !req
645. "A mud facial!"
Oh, and here's one...Copy !req
646. "Good for one free kiss."
Let's cash it now.Copy !req
647. Look, I don't know
what this is all about,Copy !req
648. but I'm trying to run a revolution.Copy !req
649. So unless you have
Rumpelstiltskin's head in there,Copy !req
650. I suggest you take your gift basket,Copy !req
651. get out of my tent
and go make yourself useful!Copy !req
652. Wow. You're right. I am sorry.Copy !req
653. I was just trying to be friendly.
No hard feelings?Copy !req
654. An apologetic hug?Copy !req
655. And a quick kiss goodbye.Copy !req
656. Hey!Copy !req
657. Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?Copy !req
658. Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do
they make people feel uncomfortable?Copy !req
659. - Where'd we find that guy?
- Could it be true?Copy !req
660. Have the years of prim
and pampery made me soft?Copy !req
661. Don't be silly.
Now who's a pretty kitty?Copy !req
662. I am.Copy !req
663. Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.Copy !req
664. Honk.Copy !req
665. All right, Piggies, be gone!Copy !req
666. Don't forget to take
her little potty box with you.Copy !req
667. This little piggy wants to go home!Copy !req
668. - Mr Stiltskin! He's here.
- Nice.Copy !req
669. Pied Piper. How was your commute?Copy !req
670. Good.Copy !req
671. You call this guy a bounty hunter?Copy !req
672. What's he gonna do,
flute those ogres a lullaby?Copy !req
673. OK, got it!Copy !req
674. Make it stop!Copy !req
675. All right, that's enough.Copy !req
676. Looks like it's time to pay the piper.Copy !req
677. Griselda, seriously,
it's time to pay the piper.Copy !req
678. Now go get my chequebook!
Go! Move! Get out!Copy !req
679. Things are getting
real sloppy around here!Copy !req
680. Here, now make sure they eat up!Copy !req
681. You can't end tyranny on
an empty stomach! Go on! Go!Copy !req
682. Din-din!Copy !req
683. - Come on, Donkey.
- One more time, please?Copy !req
684. All right, but this is the last time.Copy !req
685. Here it comes. Look at him.Copy !req
686. I see you!Copy !req
687. That's quite a friend you've got there.Copy !req
688. I can see why you haven't eaten him.Copy !req
689. Donkey! I hate to pull you away
from your adoring public,Copy !req
690. but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.Copy !req
691. - I need your help!
- Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert?Copy !req
692. - Where'd you get these?
- Fiona's garbage.Copy !req
693. Just another gift from some
clueless lover boy.Copy !req
694. That's a good one, Cookie!Copy !req
695. Anyone who knows Fiona knows
this stuff ain't gonna work on her.Copy !req
696. Works on me.Copy !req
697. Donkey, what am I gonna do?
It's like I don't even know her.Copy !req
698. You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing
Fiona cares about is her cause.Copy !req
699. - To the cause!
- To the cause!Copy !req
700. All right!Copy !req
701. Hello!Copy !req
702. - Nice moves.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
703. What does it look like?
I'm getting ready for ambush action.Copy !req
704. Oh, yeah.
I always like to quad my lutesCopy !req
705. and do some scrunches
before an operational... op.Copy !req
706. This one taken?Copy !req
707. We use that to clean the toilets.Copy !req
708. And we use that one to clean
the thing we clean the toilets with.Copy !req
709. I knew that.Copy !req
710. There you go, chief.Copy !req
711. Hey... Scott?Copy !req
712. My name is Shrek, actually.Copy !req
713. You're going to get yourself killed
at the ambush tonight.Copy !req
714. I'll be fine.
I think I can take care of myself...Copy !req
715. Well, let's see about that.Copy !req
716. Hey! Hey... Hey!Copy !req
717. What the...?Copy !req
718. Fiona?Copy !req
719. I got it.Copy !req
720. Give me your hand.Copy !req
721. The dragon goes under the bridge,Copy !req
722. through the loop and finally...Copy !req
723. Into the castle.Copy !req
724. Wow.Copy !req
725. OK. Good.Copy !req
726. It seems like you can handle yourself.Copy !req
727. - But, Fiona...
- Go get ready for the mission!Copy !req
728. - I will, but Fiona...
- That's an order!Copy !req
729. All right, let's get those axes
sharpened and weapons packed!Copy !req
730. Preparation is half the battle!Copy !req
731. Ogre! Un memento! Un momenta!Copy !req
732. Ogre, ogre, un momenta!Copy !req
733. Just give me a minute.Copy !req
734. Look, Puss, I'm a little
pressed for time.Copy !req
735. I am not believing
what I have just witnessed.Copy !req
736. Back there, you and Fiona.Copy !req
737. There was a spark...
a spark inside her heartCopy !req
738. I thought was long extinguished.Copy !req
739. It was as if, for one moment,
Fiona had actually found her true love!Copy !req
740. I am her true love. I ended her curse.Copy !req
741. You know of her curse?Copy !req
742. By day, one way, by night another.Copy !req
743. This shall be the norm.Copy !req
744. Until you find true love's first kiss...Copy !req
745. and then take love's true form.Copy !req
746. You even know the little rhyme!Copy !req
747. It is true! You are the one!
You must prove it to her!Copy !req
748. - How?
- Convince her!Copy !req
749. Go to her when she is aloneCopy !req
750. and tell her something
that only her true love would know.Copy !req
751. Know about what?Copy !req
752. Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty!
Shrek, can we keep him?Copy !req
753. Excuse me. Corning through!Copy !req
754. Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.Copy !req
755. Look, Donkey,
the chimichanga cart! Quick!Copy !req
756. Andale! After him, burro!
Donkey, vámonos!Copy !req
757. Man, you are a cat-astrophe!Copy !req
758. And you are ri-donkey-lous!Copy !req
759. I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
760. Secure your positions!Copy !req
761. - It's quite a view from up here.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
762. Get back in position!Copy !req
763. You need to know,
once and for all, who I really am.Copy !req
764. You are going to ruin everything!Copy !req
765. Ruin everything?
Actually, I'm gonna fix everything...Copy !req
766. The ogres, Rumpel, your curse.Copy !req
767. How do you know about my curse?Copy !req
768. OK, OK, please, Fiona...
Just hear me out.Copy !req
769. I can explain everything.Copy !req
770. - Where's Fiona's signal?
- What's she waiting for?Copy !req
771. - He's going to get away!
- No, he's not.Copy !req
772. Listen, I don't know who you are
or how you know about my curse,Copy !req
773. but if any of these ogres
find out I'm...Copy !req
774. - A beautiful princess?
- That is not who I am! Not anymore.Copy !req
775. - Look, I know you're upset.
- You don't know anything about me.Copy !req
776. I know everything about you.Copy !req
777. I know you sing so beautifully
that birds explode.Copy !req
778. - Big deal.
- I know that when you sign your name,Copy !req
779. - you put a heart over the "I".
- So what?Copy !req
780. I know that when
you see a shooting star,Copy !req
781. you cross your fingers on both hands,Copy !req
782. squinch up your nose
and you make a wish.Copy !req
783. I know that you don't like the covers
wrapped around your feet,Copy !req
784. and I know that you sleep by candlelightCopy !req
785. because every time
you close your eyes...Copy !req
786. you're afraid you're gonna
wake up back in that tower.Copy !req
787. But, most importantly, Fiona...Copy !req
788. I know that the reason
you turn human every day...Copy !req
789. is because you've
never been kissed...Copy !req
790. well...Copy !req
791. by me.Copy !req
792. - You move fast.
- It's not me doing the moving.Copy !req
793. - Why is this happening?
- Love?Copy !req
794. - No, I'm being forced to dance!
- By love!Copy !req
795. No, I can't stop myself!Copy !req
796. Please! Make it stop!Copy !req
797. I can't control myself!Copy !req
798. Yeah! Cookie's bringing
the heat out of the kitchen!Copy !req
799. Oh, no! It's the Piper!Copy !req
800. I can't believe I let this happen,
and it's all because of you!Copy !req
801. - If you'd just let me kiss you!
- What? You're insane!Copy !req
802. We must do something before
they fandango themselves into oblivion!Copy !req
803. - What can we do?
- First, you must stop dancing!Copy !req
804. When somebody tooties that flutey,
I got to shake my booty!Copy !req
805. Then it's up to me!Copy !req
806. Hurry! We must get them
away from the music!Copy !req
807. Puss and Donkey to the rescue!
We saved the day!Copy !req
808. Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue?Copy !req
809. Say What?Copy !req
810. No. Hell...Copy !req
811. I don't care how big your eyes get,
player, it's not going down.Copy !req
812. All right!Copy !req
813. Stop!Copy !req
814. - Where are you going?
- To save my friends.Copy !req
815. - How, by getting yourself killed?
- If that's what it takes.Copy !req
816. Puss, say something.Copy !req
817. - Puss?
- Let me explain.Copy !req
818. That's how you knew so much about me.Copy !req
819. - Fiona, wait! Kiss me.
- What?Copy !req
820. It's the only way to save your friends.Copy !req
821. Get out of my way.Copy !req
822. You used to believe that a single kiss
could solve everything!Copy !req
823. I don't understand.
This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
824. True love's kiss
was supposed to fix everything!Copy !req
825. Yeah, you know,
that's what they told me, too.Copy !req
826. True love didn't get me
out of that tower.Copy !req
827. I did. I saved myself.Copy !req
828. Don't you get it?
It's all just a big fairy tale.Copy !req
829. Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!Copy !req
830. How would you know?Copy !req
831. Did you grow up locked away
in a dragon's keep?Copy !req
832. Did you live all alone
in a miserable tower?Copy !req
833. Did you cry yourself
to sleep every night,Copy !req
834. waiting for a true love
that never came?Copy !req
835. But... But I'm your true love.Copy !req
836. Then where were you
when I needed you?Copy !req
837. Maybe you kissed her wrong?Copy !req
838. No.Copy !req
839. The kiss didn't work...Copy !req
840. because Fiona doesn't love me.Copy !req
841. Don't despair, fellow ogres!Copy !req
842. They can put us in cages,
but they can't cage our honour!Copy !req
843. Shrek and Fiona are together?Copy !req
844. Yeah, I've heard enough of
your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it!Copy !req
845. Wolfie! My speech wig.Copy !req
846. Baba! Ready my makeup.
And Piper, pull my socks up.Copy !req
847. Tight.Copy !req
848. Attention, citizens.Copy !req
849. Please stay tuned for a message
from our tyrannical dictator!Copy !req
850. Hello, people.
It is I, Rumpelstiltskin...Copy !req
851. shepherd of your dreams.Copy !req
852. Recently, a certain somebodyCopy !req
853. has jeopardized our joyous lives.Copy !req
854. And that somebody
is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek!Copy !req
855. That is why I come to you,
dear citizens.Copy !req
856. For whomever brings me this ogre,Copy !req
857. shall receive the deal of a lifetime.Copy !req
858. Just think of it! Total andCopy !req
859. - complete happiness.
- Ya!Copy !req
860. Dazzling, radiant fulfillment!
All your greatest wishes.Copy !req
861. - Yeah!
- Your wildest dreams.Copy !req
862. Anything you could ever want!
No strings attached!Copy !req
863. But hurry, this is a limited time offer.Copy !req
864. So light your torches, sharpen
your pitchforks and get your mob on!Copy !req
865. Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!Copy !req
866. Go back where you came from!Copy !req
867. It seems that we are safe.Copy !req
868. Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky
and torchy out there. Let's go.Copy !req
869. What's the point?
The kiss didn't work. It's over.Copy !req
870. Look, Shrek, I know things
might seem a little bleak right now,Copy !req
871. but things always work themselves
out in the end, you'll see.Copy !req
872. - I bet by this time tomorrow...
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
873. There is no tomorrow.Copy !req
874. There's no day after that, and there's
no day after that day after that!Copy !req
875. My life was perfect
and I'm never going to get it back!Copy !req
876. If your life was so perfect, Why'd you
sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin?Copy !req
877. Because I didn't know
what I had until it was gone! All right?Copy !req
878. I didn't know what I had.Copy !req
879. Surrender now! I'm taking you in!Copy !req
880. Don't try to fight it, ogre!
The reward is mine!Copy !req
881. Gingy?Copy !req
882. - You unhand me, green devil!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
883. Collecting my bounty!Copy !req
884. - Bounty?
- What are you talking about, cracker?Copy !req
885. Rumpelstiltskin promised
the deal of a lifetimeCopy !req
886. - for whoever could bring you in.
- Deal of a lifetime?Copy !req
887. Where all your wishes come true.Copy !req
888. Wait a minute.Copy !req
889. - I can still fix this.
- How you gonna do that?Copy !req
890. You know what? I'm gonna give
Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.Copy !req
891. OK, Gingy, tell me about this...Copy !req
892. Were you going to eat that?Copy !req
893. Not Shrek. That is not Shrek.
Also not Shrek.Copy !req
894. That's not even an ogre,
it is a troll! Nice try.Copy !req
895. - And that...
- Roar.Copy !req
896. Is just sad.Copy !req
897. And what is that supposed to be?Copy !req
898. I'm just a frightened old man.Copy !req
899. Don't listen to him!
These ogres are crafty!Copy !req
900. That is your father painted green.Copy !req
901. No, it's Shrek! Honest!Copy !req
902. Take them away!Copy !req
903. Can no one bring me Shrek?
Where is he?Copy !req
904. How hard can it be?
I want him! I want him! I want him!Copy !req
905. Stiltskin!Copy !req
906. I hear you're looking for me.Copy !req
907. All right! Finally!Copy !req
908. Who turned him in?
Who gets the deal of a lifetime?Copy !req
909. - I do.
- What? But...Copy !req
910. If I'm turning myself in,
I get the deal of a lifetime.Copy !req
911. That means you have
to give me anything I want.Copy !req
912. No! Only true love's kiss
can break your contract!Copy !req
913. So if you thought you were just gonna...Copy !req
914. - ... in here and get your life back...
- I'm not here to get my life back.Copy !req
915. Then what do you want?Copy !req
916. The ogres. They are all free.Copy !req
917. But where is Shrek?Copy !req
918. This is not good.Copy !req
919. I don't know.
Not much of a storybook ending.Copy !req
920. The noble Shrek turns himself in
to save a bunch of filthy ogres.Copy !req
921. All that matters is that they're free...Copy !req
922. and Fiona is safe.Copy !req
923. I bet Fiona would be
really touched to hear that.Copy !req
924. But, hey...Copy !req
925. I guess you can tell her yourself.Copy !req
926. Fiona!Copy !req
927. Stiltskin, we had a deal!
You agreed to free all ogres!Copy !req
928. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
929. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she?Copy !req
930. By day, one way, by night, another.
Blardy, blardy, blar.Copy !req
931. Nobody's smart but me!Copy !req
932. That was a really brave thing
you did, Shrek.Copy !req
933. Thank you.Copy !req
934. No, you were right.Copy !req
935. I wasn't there for you.Copy !req
936. And not just at
the Dragon's Keep, but...Copy !req
937. every day since.Copy !req
938. Well...Copy !req
939. you're here now.Copy !req
940. Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!Copy !req
941. Don't be a fool, mule!Copy !req
942. She's right. Rumpel's palace
is locked up tighterCopy !req
943. - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.
- And that cupboard wasn't guardedCopy !req
944. by a whole bunch of
mean, ugly, nasty witches.Copy !req
945. Hey! We can hear you!Copy !req
946. Sorry!Copy !req
947. We must get into the palace.Copy !req
948. Man, Shrek and me
just busted out of that place!Copy !req
949. But how?Copy !req
950. The same way we're gonna bust in.Copy !req
951. Yay! My new pretty ball!
Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?Copy !req
952. I guess it'll have to do.Copy !req
953. Witches, finally, the moment
we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
954. The main event of the evening!Copy !req
955. I present Shrek and Fiona!Copy !req
956. And now, to put the past
behind us once and for all,Copy !req
957. I give you a princess's worst nightmare!Copy !req
958. Fiona's old flame,
the keeper of the keep...Copy !req
959. Dragon!Copy !req
960. - Donkey?
- And Puss!Copy !req
961. In Boots!Copy !req
962. Get them, get them, witches!Copy !req
963. Incoming!Copy !req
964. - Donkey, woo her!
- Woo who?Copy !req
965. Your wife!Copy !req
966. Uh-oh.Copy !req
967. I'll call you! We're in love!Copy !req
968. Fiona, hold on!Copy !req
969. Hey, you!Copy !req
970. - Chimichangas?
- Get 'em while they're hot!Copy !req
971. Jump!Copy !req
972. Now!Copy !req
973. The dragon goes under the bridge!Copy !req
974. Through the loop!Copy !req
975. And finally...Copy !req
976. Into the castle!Copy !req
977. Run!Copy !req
978. Foo!Copy !req
979. So long!Copy !req
980. Come on, Fifi, go!Copy !req
981. Go! Witches, close up the floor!Copy !req
982. Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!Copy !req
983. Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!Copy !req
984. Fifi, no!Copy !req
985. Victory is ours!Copy !req
986. Looks like we're having
curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.Copy !req
987. Hey, we make a pretty good team.Copy !req
988. You have no idea.Copy !req
989. Shrek?Copy !req
990. His day is up. His day is...!Copy !req
991. Shrek?Copy !req
992. It's all right.Copy !req
993. There has to be something I can do.Copy !req
994. You've already done
everything for me, Fiona.Copy !req
995. You gave me a home and a family.Copy !req
996. You have kids?Copy !req
997. We have kids.Copy !req
998. Fergus, Farkle
and a little girl named...Copy !req
999. - ... Felicia.
- Felicia.Copy !req
1000. I always wanted to have
a daughter named Felicia.Copy !req
1001. And someday...Copy !req
1002. you will.Copy !req
1003. You know what the
best part of today was?Copy !req
1004. I got the chance to fall in love
with you all over again.Copy !req
1005. Fiona, the sunrise!Copy !req
1006. You're still... an ogre!Copy !req
1007. - True love's form.
- Impossible!Copy !req
1008. The kiss worked.Copy !req
1009. What?Copy !req
1010. Fifi!Copy !req
1011. Puss!Copy !req
1012. No, no, no!Copy !req
1013. No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait!Copy !req
1014. I love you, Daddy!Copy !req
1015. Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!Copy !req
1016. Everybody, I have found another cake!Copy !req
1017. Shrek? Are you OK?Copy !req
1018. Fiona. I've never been better.Copy !req
1019. Roar!Copy !req
1020. Happy Birthday, Farkle.Copy !req
1021. Fergus, my little man!Copy !req
1022. And Felicia, sweetheart.Copy !req
1023. I believe this is yours.Copy !req
1024. Thank you, Daddy.Copy !req
1025. Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about
giving my babies an encore!Copy !req
1026. Please, senor, let us have it!Copy !req
1027. - I didn't know we could do that.
- That's my best friend!Copy !req
1028. You know, I always thoughtCopy !req
1029. that I rescued you
from the Dragon's Keep.Copy !req
1030. You did.Copy !req
1031. No. It was you that rescued me.Copy !req
1032. Yummy!Copy !req