1. Once upon a time
in a kingdom far, far away,Copy !req
2. the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.Copy !req
3. And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...Copy !req
4. until the sun went downCopy !req
5. and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantmentCopy !req
6. that took hold each and every night.Copy !req
7. Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmotherCopy !req
8. who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,Copy !req
9. there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.Copy !req
10. It was he who would chance
the perilous journeyCopy !req
11. through blistering cold
and scorching desertCopy !req
12. traveling for many days and nights,Copy !req
13. risking life and limbCopy !req
14. to reach the Dragon's keep.Copy !req
15. For he was the bravest,Copy !req
16. and most handsome...Copy !req
17. in all the land.Copy !req
18. And it was destiny that his kissCopy !req
19. would break the dreaded curse.Copy !req
20. He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest towerCopy !req
21. to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,Copy !req
22. pull back the gossamer curtains
to find her...Copy !req
23. What?Copy !req
24. - Princess... Fiona?
- No!Copy !req
25. Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?Copy !req
26. - She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?Copy !req
27. Hyah!Copy !req
28. It's so good to be home!Copy !req
29. Just you and me and...Copy !req
30. Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two
a sight for sore eyes!Copy !req
31. Give us a hug, Shrek,
you old love machine.Copy !req
32. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek.
How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?Copy !req
33. Donkey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
34. Taking care of your love nest for you.Copy !req
35. Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail
and watering the plants?Copy !req
36. - Yeah, and feeding the fish!
- I don't have any fish.Copy !req
37. You do now. I call that one Shrek
and the other Fiona.Copy !req
38. That Shrek is a rascally devil.
Get your...Copy !req
39. Look at the time.
I guess you'd better be going.Copy !req
40. Don't you want to tell me about your trip?
Or how about a game of Parcheesi?Copy !req
41. Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be
getting home to Dragon?Copy !req
42. Oh, yeah, that.Copy !req
43. I don't know.
She's been all moody and stuff lately.Copy !req
44. I thought I'd move in with you.Copy !req
45. You know we're always happy
to see you, Donkey.Copy !req
46. But Fiona and I are married now.Copy !req
47. We need a little time, you know,
to be together.Copy !req
48. Just with each other.Copy !req
49. Alone.Copy !req
50. Say no more.
You don't have to worry about a thing.Copy !req
51. I will always be here to make sure
nobody bothers you.Copy !req
52. - Donkey!
- Yes, roomie?Copy !req
53. You're bothering me.Copy !req
54. Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess...Copy !req
55. Me and Pinocchio was going to catch
a tournament, anyway, so...Copy !req
56. Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday
for a barbecue or something.Copy !req
57. He'll be fine.
Now, where were we?Copy !req
58. Oh.Copy !req
59. I think I remember.Copy !req
60. Donkey!Copy !req
61. I know, I know! Alone!
I'm going! I'm going.Copy !req
62. What do you want me
to tell these other guys?Copy !req
63. Enough, Reggie.Copy !req
64. "Dearest Princess Fiona.Copy !req
65. "You are hereby summoned
to the Kingdom of Far, Far AwayCopy !req
66. "for a royal ball
in celebration of your marriageCopy !req
67. "at which time the KingCopy !req
68. "will bestow his royal blessing...
upon you and your..."Copy !req
69. uh... "Prince Charming.Copy !req
70. "Love, the King and Queen
of Far, Far Away.Copy !req
71. "aka Mom and Dad."Copy !req
72. Mom and Dad?Copy !req
73. - Prince Charming?
- Royal ball? Can I come?Copy !req
74. - We're not going.
- What?Copy !req
75. I mean, don't you think
they might be a bit...Copy !req
76. shocked to see you like this?Copy !req
77. Well, they might be
a bit surprised.Copy !req
78. But they're my parents, Shrek.
They love me.Copy !req
79. And don't worry.
They'll love you, too.Copy !req
80. Yeah, right.Copy !req
81. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome
at the country club.Copy !req
82. Stop it.
They're not like that.Copy !req
83. How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
and the Fancy Pants Club Band?Copy !req
84. Oh, come on! You could at least
give them a chance.Copy !req
85. To do what?
Sharpen their pitchforks?Copy !req
86. No! They just want
to give you their blessing.Copy !req
87. Oh, great.
Now I need their blessing?Copy !req
88. if you want to be a part
of this family, yes!Copy !req
89. Who says I want
to be part of this family?Copy !req
90. You did!
When you married me!Copy !req
91. Well, there's some fine print for you!Copy !req
92. So that's it. You won't come?Copy !req
93. Trust me. It's a bad idea.
We are not going! And that's final!Copy !req
94. Come on!
We don't want to hit traffic!Copy !req
95. Don't worry!
We'll take care of everything.Copy !req
96. Hey, wait for me. Oof!Copy !req
97. - Are we there yet?
- No.Copy !req
98. - Are we there yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
99. - OK, are we there yet?
- No.Copy !req
100. - Are we there yet?
- No!Copy !req
101. - Are we there yet?
- Yes.Copy !req
102. - Really?
- No!Copy !req
103. - Are we there yet?
- No!Copy !req
104. - Are we there yet?
- We are not!Copy !req
105. - Are we there yet?
- No!Copy !req
106. Are we there yet?Copy !req
107. That's not funny. That's really immature.Copy !req
108. This is why nobody likes ogres.Copy !req
109. Your loss!Copy !req
110. - I'm gonna just stop talking.
- Finally!Copy !req
111. This is taking forever, Shrek.
There's no in-flight movie or nothing!Copy !req
112. The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey.Copy !req
113. That's where we're going.
Far, far...Copy !req
114. away!Copy !req
115. All right, all right, I get it.
I'm just so darn bored.Copy !req
116. Well, find a way
to entertain yourself.Copy !req
117. For five minutes...Copy !req
118. Could you not be yourself...Copy !req
119. Are we there yet?Copy !req
120. - Yes!
- Oh, finally!Copy !req
121. Wow!Copy !req
122. It's going to be champagne wishes
and caviar dreams from now on.Copy !req
123. Hey, good-looking!
We'll be back to pick you up later!Copy !req
124. We are definitely not
in the swamp anymore.Copy !req
125. Halt!Copy !req
126. Hey, everyone, look.Copy !req
127. Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh?
You working that hat.Copy !req
128. Swimming pools!
Movie stars!Copy !req
129. Announcing the long-awaited returnCopy !req
130. of the beautiful Princess Fiona
and her new husband.Copy !req
131. Well, this is it.Copy !req
132. - This is it.
- This is it.Copy !req
133. This is it.Copy !req
134. Uh... why don't you guys go ahead?
I'll park the car.Copy !req
135. So...Copy !req
136. you still think
this was a good idea?Copy !req
137. Of course! Look.
Mom and Dad look happy to see us.Copy !req
138. - Who on earth are they?
- I think that's our little girl.Copy !req
139. That's not little!
That's a really big problem.Copy !req
140. Wasn't she supposed to kiss
Prince Charming and break the spell?Copy !req
141. Well, he's no Prince Charming,
but they do look...Copy !req
142. Happy now?
We came. We saw them.Copy !req
143. Now let's go before
they light the torches.Copy !req
144. - They're my parents.
- Hello? They locked you in a tower.Copy !req
145. That was for my own...Copy !req
146. Good! Here's our chance. Let's go
back inside and pretend we're not home.Copy !req
147. Harold, we have to be...Copy !req
148. Quick! While they're not looking
we can make a run for it.Copy !req
149. Shrek, stop it!
Everything's gonna be...Copy !req
150. A disaster! There is no way...Copy !req
151. - You can do this.
- I really...Copy !req
152. - Really...
- don't... want... to... be...Copy !req
153. Here!Copy !req
154. Mom... Dad...Copy !req
155. I'd like you to meet my husband...Copy !req
156. Shrek.Copy !req
157. Well, um...Copy !req
158. It's easy to see where Fiona
gets her good looks from.Copy !req
159. Excuse me.Copy !req
160. Better out than in,
I always say, eh, Fiona?Copy !req
161. That's good.Copy !req
162. I guess not.Copy !req
163. What do you mean, "not on the list"?
Don't tell me you don't know who I am.Copy !req
164. What's happening, everybody?
Thanks for waiting.Copy !req
165. - I had the hardest time finding this place.
- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!Copy !req
166. No, Dad! It's all right.
It's all right. He's with us.Copy !req
167. - He helped rescue me from the dragon.
- That's me: the noble steed.Copy !req
168. Waiter!
How 'bout a bowl for the steed?Copy !req
169. Oh, boy.Copy !req
170. - Um, Shrek?
- Yeah?Copy !req
171. Oh, sorry!
Great soup, Mrs Q.Copy !req
172. Mmm!Copy !req
173. No, no. Darling.Copy !req
174. Oh!Copy !req
175. So, Fiona, tell us
about where you live.Copy !req
176. Well...Copy !req
177. Shrek owns his own land.Copy !req
178. - Don't you, honey?
- Oh, yes!Copy !req
179. It's in an enchanted forestCopy !req
180. abundant in squirrels
and cute little duckies and...Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. I know you ain't
talking about the swamp.Copy !req
183. An ogre from a swamp.
Oh! How original.Copy !req
184. I suppose that would be a fine place
to raise the children.Copy !req
185. It's a bit early to be
thinking about that, isn't it?Copy !req
186. - lndeed. I just started eating.
- Harold!Copy !req
187. - What's that supposed to mean?
- Dad. It's great, OK?Copy !req
188. - For his type, yes.
- My type?Copy !req
189. I got to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
190. - Dinner is served!
- Never mind. I can hold it.Copy !req
191. Bon appetit!Copy !req
192. Oh, Mexican food!
My favorite.Copy !req
193. Let's not sit here with our tummies
rumbling. Everybody dig in.Copy !req
194. Don't mind if I do, Lillian.Copy !req
195. I suppose any grandchildren
I could expect from you would be...Copy !req
196. Ogres, yes!Copy !req
197. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Right, Harold?Copy !req
198. Oh, no! No! Of course, not!Copy !req
199. That is, assuming you don't
eat your own young!Copy !req
200. Dad!Copy !req
201. No, we usually prefer the ones
who've been locked away in a tower!Copy !req
202. - Shrek, please!
- I only did that because I love her.Copy !req
203. Aye, day care
or dragon-guarded castle.Copy !req
204. You wouldn't understand.
You're not her father!Copy !req
205. It's so nice to have the family
together for dinner.Copy !req
206. - Harold!
- Shrek!Copy !req
207. - Fiona!
- Fiona!Copy !req
208. - Mom!
- Harold...Copy !req
209. Donkey!Copy !req
210. Oh, my dear.
Oh, look at you.Copy !req
211. You're all grown up.Copy !req
212. - Who are you?
- Oh, sweet pea!Copy !req
213. I'm your fairy godmother.Copy !req
214. - I have a fairy godmother?
- Shush, shush.Copy !req
215. Now, don't worry.
I'm here to make it all better.Copy !req
216. With just a...Copy !req
217. Stop!Copy !req
218. Look...Copy !req
219. Thank you very much,
Fairy Godmother,Copy !req
220. but I really don't need all this.Copy !req
221. - Fine. Be that way.
- We didn't like you, anyway.Copy !req
222. Fiona? Fiona?Copy !req
223. Oh! You got a puppy?
All I got in my room was shampoo.Copy !req
224. Oh, uh...Copy !req
225. Fairy Godmother, furniture...Copy !req
226. I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.Copy !req
227. Your husband? What? What did you say?
When did this happen?Copy !req
228. Shrek is the one who rescued me.Copy !req
229. - But that can't be right.
- Oh, great, more relatives!Copy !req
230. She's just trying to help.Copy !req
231. Good! She can help us pack.
Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.Copy !req
232. - What?
- I don't want to leave.Copy !req
233. When did you decide this?Copy !req
234. - Shortly after arriving.
- Look, I'm sorry...Copy !req
235. No, that's all right.
I need to go, anyway.Copy !req
236. But remember, dear.
if you should ever need me...Copy !req
237. happiness...Copy !req
238. is just a teardrop away.Copy !req
239. Thanks, but we've got all
the happiness we need.Copy !req
240. Happy, happy, happy...Copy !req
241. So I see.Copy !req
242. Let's go, Kyle.Copy !req
243. - Very nice, Shrek.
- What?Copy !req
244. I told you coming here was a bad idea.Copy !req
245. You could've at least tried
to get along with my father.Copy !req
246. I don't think I was going to get
Daddy's blessing,Copy !req
247. even if I did want it.Copy !req
248. Do you think it might be nice
if somebody asked me what I wanted?Copy !req
249. Sure. Do you want me
to pack for you?Copy !req
250. You're unbelievable!
You're behaving like a...Copy !req
251. - Go on! Say it!
- Like an ogre!Copy !req
252. Here's a news flash for you!Copy !req
253. Whether your parents like it or not...
I am an ogre!Copy !req
254. And guess what, Princess?
That's not about to change.Copy !req
255. I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that.Copy !req
256. That's real smooth, Shrek.
"I'm an ogre!"Copy !req
257. I knew this would happen.Copy !req
258. You should.
You started it.Copy !req
259. I can hardly believe that, Lillian.
He's the ogre. Not me.Copy !req
260. I think, Harold, you're taking this
a little too personally.Copy !req
261. This is Fiona's choice.Copy !req
262. But she was supposed to choose
the prince we picked for her.Copy !req
263. I mean, you expect me to give
my blessings to this... thing?Copy !req
264. Fiona does.
And she'll never forgive you if you don't.Copy !req
265. I don't want to lose
our daughter again, Harold.Copy !req
266. Oh, you act as if love
is totally predictable.Copy !req
267. Don't you remember when
we were young?Copy !req
268. We used to walk
down by the lily pond and...Copy !req
269. - they were in bloom...
- Our first kiss.Copy !req
270. It's not the same!Copy !req
271. I don't think you realize that
our daughter has married a monster!Copy !req
272. Oh, stop being such a drama king.Copy !req
273. Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!Copy !req
274. La, di, da, di, da!
isn't it all wonderful!Copy !req
275. I'd like to know
how it could get any worse!Copy !req
276. Hello, Harold.Copy !req
277. - What happened?
- Nothing, dear!Copy !req
278. Just the old crusade wound
playing up a bit!Copy !req
279. I'll just stretch it
out here for a while.Copy !req
280. You better get in.
We need to talk.Copy !req
281. Actually, Fairy Godmother,
off to bed.Copy !req
282. Already taken my pills,
and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.Copy !req
283. So, how about... we make this
a quick visit. What?Copy !req
284. Oh, hello.
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
285. So, what's new?Copy !req
286. You remember my son,
Prince Charming?Copy !req
287. Is that you? My gosh!
It's been years.Copy !req
288. When did you get back?Copy !req
289. Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.Copy !req
290. After I endured blistering winds,
scorching desert...Copy !req
291. I climbed to the highest room
in the tallest tower...Copy !req
292. Mommy can handle this.Copy !req
293. He endures blistering winds
and scorching desert!Copy !req
294. He climbs to the highest bloody room
of the tallest bloody tower...Copy !req
295. And what does he find?Copy !req
296. Some gender-confused wolf
telling him that his princessCopy !req
297. is already married.Copy !req
298. It wasn't my fault.
He didn't get there in time.Copy !req
299. Stop the car!Copy !req
300. Harold.Copy !req
301. You force me to do something
I really don't want to do.Copy !req
302. Where are we?Copy !req
303. Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy!
May I take your order?Copy !req
304. My diet is ruined!
I hope you're happy. Er... okay.Copy !req
305. Two Renaissance Wraps,
no mayo... chili rings...Copy !req
306. - I'll have the Medieval Meal.
- One Medieval Meal and, Harold...Copy !req
307. - Curly fries?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
308. - Sourdough soft taco, then?
- No, really, I'm fine.Copy !req
309. Your order, Fairy Godmother.
This comes with the Medieval Meal.Copy !req
310. There you are, dear.Copy !req
311. We made a deal, Harold, and I assume
you don't want me to go back on my part.Copy !req
312. lndeed not.Copy !req
313. So, Fiona and Charming will be together.Copy !req
314. - Yes.
- Believe me, Harold. It's what's best.Copy !req
315. Not only for your daughter...Copy !req
316. but for your Kingdom.Copy !req
317. What am I supposed to do about it?Copy !req
318. Use your imagination.Copy !req
319. Oh...Copy !req
320. Come on in, Your Majesty.Copy !req
321. Excuse me.Copy !req
322. Do I know you?Copy !req
323. No, you must be mistaking me
for someone else.Copy !req
324. Uh... excuse me.
I'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.Copy !req
325. Ah! There you are. Right.Copy !req
326. You see, I need to have
someone taken care of.Copy !req
327. - Who's the guy?
- Well, he's not a guy, per se.Copy !req
328. Um... He's an ogre.Copy !req
329. Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.Copy !req
330. There's only one fellow who can handle
a job like that, and, frankly...Copy !req
331. he don't like to be disturbed.Copy !req
332. Where could I find him?Copy !req
333. Hello?Copy !req
334. Who dares enter my room?Copy !req
335. Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but
I'm told you're the one to talk toCopy !req
336. about an ogre problem?Copy !req
337. You are told correct.Copy !req
338. But for this, I charge
a great deal of money.Copy !req
339. Would... this be enough?Copy !req
340. You have engaged my valuable
services, Your Majesty.Copy !req
341. Just tell me where
I can find this ogre.Copy !req
342. Dear Knight, I pray that you take
this favor as a token of my gratitude.Copy !req
343. Dear Diary...Copy !req
344. Sleeping Beauty is having
a slumber party tomorrow,Copy !req
345. but Dad says I can't go.
He never lets me out after sunset.Copy !req
346. Dad says I'm going away for a while.Copy !req
347. Must be like some finishing school.Copy !req
348. Mom says that when I'm old enough,Copy !req
349. my Prince Charming will rescue me
from my towerCopy !req
350. and bring me back to my family,Copy !req
351. and we'll all live
happily ever after.Copy !req
352. Mrs. Fiona Charming.Copy !req
353. Mrs. Fiona Charming.Copy !req
354. Mrs. Fiona Charming.Copy !req
355. Sorry. I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.Copy !req
356. No, no. I was just reading a, uh...
a scary book.Copy !req
357. I was hoping you'd let me apologize
for my despicable behavior earlier.Copy !req
358. - Okay...
- I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
359. Do you suppose we could pretend
it never happened and start over...Copy !req
360. - Look, Your Majesty, I just...
- Please. Call me Dad.Copy !req
361. Dad. We both acted like ogres.Copy !req
362. Maybe we just need some time
to get to know each other.Copy !req
363. Excellent idea! I was actually hoping
you might join me for a morning hunt.Copy !req
364. A little father-son time?Copy !req
365. I know it would mean
the world to Fiona.Copy !req
366. Shall we say,
7:30 by the old oak?Copy !req
367. Face it, Donkey!
We're lost.Copy !req
368. We can't be lost. We followed
the King's instructions exactly.Copy !req
369. "Head to the
darkest part of the woods..."Copy !req
370. "Past the sinister trees
with scary-looking branches."Copy !req
371. - The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!
- We passed that three times already!Copy !req
372. You were the one who said
not to stop for directions.Copy !req
373. Oh, great. My one chance
to fix things up with Fiona's dadCopy !req
374. and I end up lost
in the woods with you!Copy !req
375. Don't get huffy!
I'm only trying to help.Copy !req
376. I know! I know.Copy !req
377. - I'm sorry, all right?
- Hey, don't worry about it.Copy !req
378. I just really need to make
things work with this guy.Copy !req
379. Yeah, sure. Now let's go
bond with Daddy.Copy !req
380. Well, well, well, Donkey.Copy !req
381. I know it was kind of a tender
moment back there, but the purring?Copy !req
382. What? I ain't purring.Copy !req
383. Sure. What's next? A hug?Copy !req
384. Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr.
What do you think I am, some kind of a...Copy !req
385. Ha-ha!
Fear me, if you dare!Copy !req
386. Look! A little cat.Copy !req
387. - Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
- It's a cat, Donkey.Copy !req
388. Come here,
little kitty, kitty.Copy !req
389. Come on, little kitty. Come here.
Oh! Come here, little kitty.Copy !req
390. Whoa!Copy !req
391. - Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming!
- Come on! Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
392. Oh, God. Oh...Copy !req
393. No!Copy !req
394. - Look out, Shrek! Hold still!
- Get it off!Copy !req
395. Shrek! Hold still!Copy !req
396. - Did I miss?
- No. You got them.Copy !req
397. Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...Copy !req
398. Puss... in Boots!Copy !req
399. I'll kill that cat!Copy !req
400. Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
401. - Hairball.
- Oh! That is nasty!Copy !req
402. What should we do with him?Copy !req
403. Take the sword and neuter him.
Give him the Bob Barker treatment.Copy !req
404. Oh, no! Por favor!
Please!Copy !req
405. I implore you!
It was nothing personal, Señor.Copy !req
406. I was doing it only for my family.Copy !req
407. My mother, she is sick.
And my father lives off the garbage!Copy !req
408. The King offered me much in gold
and I have a litter of brothers...Copy !req
409. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
410. Fiona's father paid you to do this?Copy !req
411. The rich King? SÍ.Copy !req
412. Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.Copy !req
413. Don't feel bad. Almost everybody
that meets you wants to kill you.Copy !req
414. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
415. Maybe Fiona would've been better off
if I were some sort of Prince Charming.Copy !req
416. That's what the King said.Copy !req
417. Oh, uh... sorry. I thought that question
was directed at me.Copy !req
418. Shrek, Fiona knows
you'd do anything for her.Copy !req
419. Well, it's not like
I wouldn't change if I could.Copy !req
420. I just... I just wish
I could make her happy.Copy !req
421. Hold the phone...Copy !req
422. "Happiness."Copy !req
423. "A tear drop away."Copy !req
424. Donkey! Think of the saddest thing
that's ever happened to you!Copy !req
425. Aw, man, where do I begin?Copy !req
426. First there was the time that old farmer
tried to sell me for some magic beans.Copy !req
427. Then this fool had a party and he have
the guests trying to pin the tail on me.Copy !req
428. Then they got drunk and start beating me
with a stick, going "Piñata!"Copy !req
429. What is a piñata, anyway?Copy !req
430. No, Donkey! I need you to cry!Copy !req
431. Don't go projecting on me.Copy !req
432. I know you're feeling bad,
but you got to...Copy !req
433. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
434. You little, hairy,
litter-licking sack of...Copy !req
435. What? Is it on? Is it on?Copy !req
436. This is Fairy Godmother.Copy !req
437. I'm either away
from my desk or with a client.Copy !req
438. But if you come by the office, we'll be
glad to make you an appointment.Copy !req
439. Have a "happy ever after. "Copy !req
440. Oh...Copy !req
441. Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?Copy !req
442. That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey,
on another whirlwind adventure!Copy !req
443. - Stop, Ogre! I have misjudged you.
- Join the club. We've got jackets.Copy !req
444. On my honor, I am obliged to accompany
you until I have saved your lifeCopy !req
445. as you have spared me mine.Copy !req
446. The position of annoying talking animal
has already been taken.Copy !req
447. Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?Copy !req
448. - Shrek!
- Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him...Copy !req
449. in his wee little boots.Copy !req
450. You know, how many cats can wear boots?
Honestly.Copy !req
451. - Let's keep him!
- Say what?Copy !req
452. Ahh!Copy !req
453. Listen. He's purring!Copy !req
454. - Oh, so now it's cute.
- Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.Copy !req
455. Lighten up? I should lighten up?
Look who's telling who to lighten up!Copy !req
456. Shrek!Copy !req
457. Shrek?Copy !req
458. They're both festive, aren't they?Copy !req
459. What do you think, Harold?Copy !req
460. Um... Yes, yes.
Fine. Fine.Copy !req
461. Try to at least pretend you're interested
in your daughter's wedding ball.Copy !req
462. Honestly, Lillian,
I don't think it matters.Copy !req
463. How do we know there will
even be a ball?Copy !req
464. Mom. Dad.Copy !req
465. - Oh, hello, dear.
- What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.Copy !req
466. Mom, have you seen Shrek?Copy !req
467. I haven't.
You should ask your father.Copy !req
468. Be sure and use small words, dear.
He's a little slow this morning.Copy !req
469. - Can I help you, Your Majesty?
- Ah, yes! Um...Copy !req
470. Mmm! Exquisite.
What do you call this dish?Copy !req
471. That would be the dog's breakfast,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
472. Ah, yes. Very good, then.
Carry on, Cedric.Copy !req
473. - Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek?
- No, I haven't, dear.Copy !req
474. I'm sure he just went off to look for
a nice... mud hole to cool down in.Copy !req
475. You know, after your
little spat last night.Copy !req
476. Oh. You heard that, huh?Copy !req
477. The whole kingdom heard you.Copy !req
478. I mean, after all,
it is in his nature to be...Copy !req
479. well, a bit of a brute.Copy !req
480. Him? You know, you didn't exactly
roll out the Welcome Wagon.Copy !req
481. Well, what did you expect?
Look at what he's done to you.Copy !req
482. Shrek loves me for who I am.Copy !req
483. I would think you'd be happy for me.Copy !req
484. Darling, I'm just thinking about
what's best for you.Copy !req
485. Maybe you should do the same.Copy !req
486. No, really?Copy !req
487. Shh...Copy !req
488. Oh...Copy !req
489. Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place.
Let's back away slowly.Copy !req
490. That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.Copy !req
491. She's the largest producer of hexes
and potions in the whole kingdom.Copy !req
492. Then why don't we pop in there
for a spell? Ha-ha! Spell!Copy !req
493. He makes me laugh.Copy !req
494. Hi. I'm here to see the...Copy !req
495. The Fairy Godmother.
I'm sorry. She is not in.Copy !req
496. Jerome!
Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!Copy !req
497. Yes, Fairy Godmother.
Right away.Copy !req
498. Look, she's not seeing
any clients today, OK?Copy !req
499. That's OK, buddy.
We're from the union.Copy !req
500. The union?Copy !req
501. We represent the workers in all magical
industries, both evil and benign.Copy !req
502. Oh! Oh, right.Copy !req
503. Are you feeling at all
degraded or oppressed?Copy !req
504. Uh... a little.
We don't even have dental.Copy !req
505. They don't even have dental.Copy !req
506. Okay, we'll just have
a look around.Copy !req
507. Oh. By the way.Copy !req
508. I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother
didn't know we were here.Copy !req
509. - Know what I'm saying? Huh?
- Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
510. - Stop it.
- Of course. Go right in.Copy !req
511. A drop of desire.Copy !req
512. Naughty!Copy !req
513. A pinch of passion.Copy !req
514. And just a hint of...Copy !req
515. lust!Copy !req
516. Excuse me.Copy !req
517. Sorry to barge in like this...Copy !req
518. What in Grimm's name
are you doing here?Copy !req
519. Well, it seems
that Fiona's not exactly happy.Copy !req
520. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
521. And there's some question
as to why that is?Copy !req
522. Well, let's explore that, shall we?Copy !req
523. Ah. P, P, P...
Princess. Cinderella.Copy !req
524. Here we are.
"Lived happily ever after." Oh...Copy !req
525. No ogres!Copy !req
526. Let's see. Snow White.Copy !req
527. A handsome prince.
Oh, no ogres.Copy !req
528. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!Copy !req
529. Hansel and Gretel? No!
Thumbelina? No.Copy !req
530. The Golden Bird,
the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman...Copy !req
531. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
532. You see, ogres don't
live happily ever after.Copy !req
533. All right, look, lady!Copy !req
534. Don't you point...
those dirty green sausages at me!Copy !req
535. Your Monte Cristo and coffee.Copy !req
536. Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
537. Ah... that's okay.Copy !req
538. We were just leaving.Copy !req
539. Very sorry to have wasted your time,
Miss Godmother.Copy !req
540. Just... go.Copy !req
541. Come on, guys.Copy !req
542. TGlF, eh, buddy?Copy !req
543. Working hard or hardly working,
eh, Mac?Copy !req
544. Get your fine Corinthian footwear
and your cat cheeks out of my face!Copy !req
545. Man, that stinks!Copy !req
546. You don't exactly smell like
a basket of roses.Copy !req
547. - Well, one of these has got to help.
- I was just concocting this very plan!Copy !req
548. Already our minds are becoming one.Copy !req
549. Whoa, whoa. If we need an expert on
licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.Copy !req
550. Shrek, this is a bad idea.Copy !req
551. Look. Make yourself useful
and go keep watch.Copy !req
552. Puss, do you think you
could get to those on top?Copy !req
553. No problema, boss.
In one of my nine lives,Copy !req
554. I was the great cat burglar
of Santiago de Compostela.Copy !req
555. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
556. Shrek, are you off your nut?Copy !req
557. Donkey, keep watch.Copy !req
558. Keep watch?
Yeah, I'll keep watch.Copy !req
559. I'll watch that wicked witch come and
whammy a world of hurt up your backside.Copy !req
560. I'll laugh, too.
I'll be giggling to myself.Copy !req
561. - What do you see?
- Toad Stool Softener?Copy !req
562. I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution
for marital problems.Copy !req
563. - Elfa Seltzer?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
564. - Hex Lax?
- No! Try "handsome."Copy !req
565. Sorry. No handsome.Copy !req
566. Hey! How about "Happily Ever After"?Copy !req
567. Well, what does it do?Copy !req
568. It says "Beauty Divine."Copy !req
569. In some cultures, donkeys are revered
as the wisest of creatures.Copy !req
570. Especially us talking ones.Copy !req
571. Donkey!Copy !req
572. That'll have to do.
We've got company.Copy !req
573. Can we get on with this?Copy !req
574. Hurry!Copy !req
575. Nice catch, Donkey!Copy !req
576. Finally! A good use for your mouth.Copy !req
577. Come on!Copy !req
578. I don't care whose fault it is.
Just get this place cleaned up!Copy !req
579. And somebody bring me something
deep fried and smothered in chocolate!Copy !req
580. - Mother!
- Charming. Sweetheart.Copy !req
581. This isn't a good time, pumpkin.
Mama's working.Copy !req
582. Whoa, what happened here?Copy !req
583. - The ogre, that's what!
- What? Where is he, Mom?Copy !req
584. I shall rend his head
from his shoulders!Copy !req
585. I will smite him where he stands!Copy !req
586. He will rue the very day he stole
my kingdom from me!Copy !req
587. Oh, put it away, Junior!
You're still going to be king.Copy !req
588. We'll just have to come up
with something smarter.Copy !req
589. Pardon. Um...Copy !req
590. Everything is accounted for,
Fairy Godmother, except for one potion.Copy !req
591. What?Copy !req
592. Oh...Copy !req
593. I do believe we can make
this work to our advantage.Copy !req
594. "Happily Ever After Potion.
Maximum strength.Copy !req
595. "For you and your true love.Copy !req
596. "if one of you drinks this,
you both will be fine.Copy !req
597. "Happiness, comfort
and beauty divine."Copy !req
598. - You both will be fine?
- I guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too.Copy !req
599. Hey, man, this don't feel right.
My donkey senses are tingling all over.Copy !req
600. Drop that jug o' voodoo
and let's get out of here.Copy !req
601. It says, "Beauty Divine."
How bad can it be?Copy !req
602. See, you're allergic to that stuff.
You'll have a reaction.Copy !req
603. And if you think that I'll be smearing
Vapor Rub over your chest, think again!Copy !req
604. Boss, just in case there is something
wrong with the potion...Copy !req
605. allow me to take the first sip.Copy !req
606. It would be an honor to lay my life
on the line for you.Copy !req
607. Oh, no, no. I don't think so.Copy !req
608. if there'll be any animal testing,
I'll do it.Copy !req
609. That's the best friend's job.
Now give me that bottle.Copy !req
610. How do you feel?Copy !req
611. I don't feel any different.
I look any different?Copy !req
612. You still look like an ass to me.Copy !req
613. Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.Copy !req
614. - Well, here's to us, Fiona.
- Shrek?Copy !req
615. - You drink that, there's no going back.
- I know.Copy !req
616. - No more wallowing in the mud?
- I know.Copy !req
617. - No more itchy butt crack?
- I know!Copy !req
618. - But you love being an ogre!
- I know!Copy !req
619. But I love Fiona more.Copy !req
620. Shrek, no! Wait!Copy !req
621. Got to be... I think you grabbed
the "Farty Ever After" potion.Copy !req
622. Maybe it's a dud.Copy !req
623. Or maybe Fiona and l
were never meant to be.Copy !req
624. Uh-oh. What did I tell you?
I feel something coming on.Copy !req
625. I don't want to die.
I don't want to die. I don't want to die!Copy !req
626. Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy.
I'm melting!Copy !req
627. I'm melting!Copy !req
628. It's just the rain, Donkey.Copy !req
629. Oh.Copy !req
630. Don't worry. Things seem bad
because it's dark and rainyCopy !req
631. and Fiona's father hired
a sleazy hitman to whack you.Copy !req
632. It'll be better in the morning.
You'll see...Copy !req
633. Bet my bottom?Copy !req
634. I'm coming, Elizabeth!Copy !req
635. Donkey?Copy !req
636. Are you all right?Copy !req
637. - Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
- D-Donkey?Copy !req
638. There you are!
We missed you at dinner.Copy !req
639. What is it, darling?Copy !req
640. Dad...Copy !req
641. I've been thinking
about what you said.Copy !req
642. And I'm going to set things right.Copy !req
643. Ah! Excellent!
That's my girl.Copy !req
644. It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.Copy !req
645. I'm going to go out and find him.Copy !req
646. And then we'll go back
to the swamp where we belong.Copy !req
647. Fiona, please!Copy !req
648. Let's not be rash, darling.
You can't go anywhere right now.Copy !req
649. Fiona!Copy !req
650. Look, I told you he was here.
Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.Copy !req
651. Good morning, sleepyhead.Copy !req
652. Good morning!Copy !req
653. We love your kitty!Copy !req
654. - Oh... My head...
- Here, I fetched a pail of water.Copy !req
655. Thanks.Copy !req
656. Uhh!Copy !req
657. Aahh!Copy !req
658. Oh...Copy !req
659. A cute button nose?Copy !req
660. Thick, wavy locks?Copy !req
661. Taut, round buttocks?Copy !req
662. I'm... I'm...Copy !req
663. - Gorgeous!
- I'll say.Copy !req
664. I'm Jill. What's your name?Copy !req
665. - Um... Shrek.
- Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?Copy !req
666. - You're tense.
- I want to rub his shoulders.Copy !req
667. - I got it covered.
- I don't have anything to rub.Copy !req
668. Get in line.Copy !req
669. - Have you seen my donkey?
- Who are you calling donkey?Copy !req
670. - Donkey? You're a...
- A stallion, baby!Copy !req
671. I can whinny.Copy !req
672. I can count.Copy !req
673. Look at me, Shrek!
I'm trotting!Copy !req
674. That's some quality potion.
What's in that stuff?Copy !req
675. "Oh, don't take the potion,
Mr. Boss, it's very bad."Copy !req
676. Pah!Copy !req
677. "Warning: Side effects may include
burning, itching, oozing, weeping.Copy !req
678. "Not intended for heart patients
or those with... nervous disorders."Copy !req
679. I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place! Yeah!Copy !req
680. What?Copy !req
681. Señor? "To make the effects
of this potion permanent,Copy !req
682. "the drinker must obtain his
true love's kiss by midnight."Copy !req
683. Midnight?
Why is it always midnight?Copy !req
684. - Pick me! I'll be your true love!
- I'll be your true love.Copy !req
685. I'll be true... enough.Copy !req
686. Look, ladies, I already have a true love.Copy !req
687. Oh...Copy !req
688. And take it from me, Boss.Copy !req
689. You are going to have
one satisfied Princess.Copy !req
690. And let's face it.
You are a lot easier on the eyes.Copy !req
691. lnside you're the same
old mean, salty...Copy !req
692. - Easy.
- ... cantankerous, foul,Copy !req
693. angry ogre you always been.Copy !req
694. And you're still the same
annoying donkey.Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. Well...Copy !req
697. Look out, Princess.
Here comes the new me.Copy !req
698. First things first.Copy !req
699. We need to get you out of those clothes.Copy !req
700. - Ready?
- Ready!Copy !req
701. Driver, stop!Copy !req
702. Oh, God! Help me, please!
My racing days are over!Copy !req
703. I'm blind! Tell the truth.Copy !req
704. Will I ever play the violin again?Copy !req
705. You poor creature!Copy !req
706. ls there anything
I can do for you?Copy !req
707. Well, I guess there is one thing.Copy !req
708. Take off the powdered wig
and step away from your drawers.Copy !req
709. - Not bad.
- Not bad at all.Copy !req
710. Father?
ls everything all right, Father?Copy !req
711. Thank you, gentlemen!
Someday, I will repay you.Copy !req
712. Unless, of course,
I can't find you or if I forget.Copy !req
713. Halt!Copy !req
714. Tell Princess Fiona her husband,
Sir Shrek, is here to see her.Copy !req
715. - Shrek?
♪ Ch-Ch-ChangesCopy !req
716. Fiona?Copy !req
717. Hello, handsome.Copy !req
718. Shrek!Copy !req
719. - Princess!
- Donkey?Copy !req
720. Wow! That potion
worked on you, too?Copy !req
721. What potion?Copy !req
722. Shrek and I took some magic potion.
And well...Copy !req
723. Now, we're sexy!Copy !req
724. Shrek?Copy !req
725. For you, baby... I could be.Copy !req
726. - Yeah, you wish.
- Donkey, where is Shrek?Copy !req
727. He went inside looking for you.Copy !req
728. Shrek?Copy !req
729. Fiona! Fiona!Copy !req
730. You want to dance, pretty boy?Copy !req
731. Are you going so soon?
Don't you want to see your wife?Copy !req
732. Fiona?Copy !req
733. Shrek?Copy !req
734. Aye, Fiona. It is me.Copy !req
735. What happened to your voice?Copy !req
736. The potion changed
a lot of things, Fiona.Copy !req
737. But not the way I feel about you.Copy !req
738. Fiona?Copy !req
739. - Charming?
- Do you think so?Copy !req
740. Dad. I was so hoping
you'd approve.Copy !req
741. - Um... Who are you?
- Mom, it's me, Shrek.Copy !req
742. I know you never get a second chance
at a first impression,Copy !req
743. but, well, what do you think?Copy !req
744. Fiona! Fiona!Copy !req
745. Fiona!Copy !req
746. - Fiona!
- Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
747. Oh, shoot! I don't think they
can hear us, pigeon.Copy !req
748. Don't you think you've already
messed her life up enough?Copy !req
749. I just wanted her to be happy.Copy !req
750. And now she can be.Copy !req
751. Oh, sweetheart.Copy !req
752. She's finally found
the prince of her dreams.Copy !req
753. But look at me.
Look what I've done for her.Copy !req
754. It's time you stop living
in a fairy tale, Shrek.Copy !req
755. She's a princess,
and you're an ogre.Copy !req
756. That's something no amount
of potion will ever change.Copy !req
757. But...Copy !req
758. I love her.Copy !req
759. if you really love her...Copy !req
760. you'll let her go.Copy !req
761. Shrek?Copy !req
762. Señor.Copy !req
763. What's going on?
Where are you going?Copy !req
764. You wouldn't have had anything to do
with this, would you, Harold?Copy !req
765. There you go, boys.Copy !req
766. Just leave the bottle, Doris.Copy !req
767. Hey. Why the long face?Copy !req
768. It was all just a stupid mistake.Copy !req
769. I never should have rescued her
from that tower in the first place.Copy !req
770. I hate Mondays.Copy !req
771. I can't believe you'd walk away from
the best thing that happened to you.Copy !req
772. What choice do I have?Copy !req
773. She loves that pretty boy,
Prince Charming.Copy !req
774. Come on. Is he really
that good-looking?Copy !req
775. Are you kidding?
He's gorgeous!Copy !req
776. He has a face that looks like
it was carved by angels.Copy !req
777. - Oh. He sounds dreamy.
- You know...Copy !req
778. shockingly, this isn't
making me feel any better.Copy !req
779. Look, guys.
It's for the best.Copy !req
780. Mom and Dad approve,Copy !req
781. and Fiona gets the man
she's always dreamed of.Copy !req
782. Everybody wins.Copy !req
783. Except for you.Copy !req
784. I don't get it, Shrek.
You love Fiona.Copy !req
785. Aye.Copy !req
786. And that's why
I have to let her go.Copy !req
787. Excuse me, is she here?Copy !req
788. She's, uh... in the back.Copy !req
789. Oh, hello again.Copy !req
790. Fairy Godmother. Charming.Copy !req
791. You'd better have a good reason
for dragging us down here, Harold.Copy !req
792. Well, I'm afraid Fiona isn't really...
warming up to Prince Charming.Copy !req
793. - FYl, not my fault.
- No, of course it's not, dear.Copy !req
794. I mean,
how charming can I beCopy !req
795. when I have to pretend
I'm that dreadful ogre?Copy !req
796. No, no, it's nobody's fault.Copy !req
797. Perhaps it's best if we just
call the whole thing off, okay?Copy !req
798. - What?
- You can't force someone to fall in love!Copy !req
799. I beg to differ.
I do it all the time!Copy !req
800. Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in love
with the first man she kisses,Copy !req
801. which will be Charming.Copy !req
802. - Umm... no.
- What did you say?Copy !req
803. I can't. I won't do it.Copy !req
804. Oh, yes, you will.Copy !req
805. if you remember, I helped you
with your happily ever after.Copy !req
806. And I can take it away
just as easily.Copy !req
807. Is that what you want? Is it?Copy !req
808. - No.
- Good boy.Copy !req
809. Now, we have to go.Copy !req
810. I need to do Charming's hair
before the ball.Copy !req
811. He's hopeless.
He's all high in the front.Copy !req
812. He can never get to the back.
You need someone to do the back.Copy !req
813. Oh. Thank you, Mother.Copy !req
814. Mother?Copy !req
815. Um... Mary! A talking horse!Copy !req
816. The ogre!Copy !req
817. Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!
Stop them!Copy !req
818. The abs are fab
and it's gluteus to the maximusCopy !req
819. here at tonight's Far, Far Away
Royal Ball blowout!Copy !req
820. The coaches are lined up
as the cream of the crop pours out of themCopy !req
821. like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.Copy !req
822. Everyone who's anyone
has turned outCopy !req
823. to honor Princess Fiona
and Prince Shrek.Copy !req
824. And, oh my,
the outfits look gorgeous!Copy !req
825. Look! Hansel and Gretel!Copy !req
826. What the heck are the crumbs for?Copy !req
827. And right behind them,
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!Copy !req
828. Oh, aren't they adorable!Copy !req
829. Here comes Sleeping Beauty!Copy !req
830. Tired old thing.Copy !req
831. Who's this? Who's this?
Who is this?Copy !req
832. Oh. It's the one, it's the only...Copy !req
833. It's the Fairy Godmother!Copy !req
834. Hello, Far, Far Away!Copy !req
835. Can I get a whoop whoop?Copy !req
836. May all your endings be happy and...Copy !req
837. Well, you know the rest!Copy !req
838. We'll be right back with the Royal
Far, Far Away BallCopy !req
839. after these messages.Copy !req
840. I hate these ball shows.Copy !req
841. They bore me to tears.
Flip over to Wheel Of Torture!Copy !req
842. I'm not flipping anywhere, sir,
until I see Shrek and Fiona.Copy !req
843. Whizzes on you guys.Copy !req
844. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!Copy !req
845. No, to your left. Your left!Copy !req
846. - Tonight on "Knights"...
- Now here's a good show!Copy !req
847. We got a White Bronco heading East
into the forest. Requesting backup.Copy !req
848. It's time to teach these madcap mammalsCopy !req
849. their "devil may mare" attitudes
just won't fly.Copy !req
850. Why you grabbing me?
Police brutality!Copy !req
851. I have to talk to Princess Fiona!Copy !req
852. - We warned you!
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
853. Did someone let the cat out of the bag?Copy !req
854. You capitalist pig dogs!Copy !req
855. - Catnip!
- That's not mine.Copy !req
856. Find Princess Fiona!Copy !req
857. I'm a donkey!Copy !req
858. Tell her Shrek...
I'm her husband, Shrek!Copy !req
859. Quick! Rewind it!Copy !req
860. I'm her husband, Shrek! Ow!Copy !req
861. Darling?Copy !req
862. Ah. I thought I might
find you here.Copy !req
863. How about a nice hot cup
of tea before the ball?Copy !req
864. I'm not going.Copy !req
865. The whole Kingdom's turned out
to celebrate your marriage.Copy !req
866. There's just one problem.
That's not my husband.Copy !req
867. I mean, look at him.Copy !req
868. Yes, he is a bit different,Copy !req
869. but people change
for the ones they love.Copy !req
870. You'd be surprised how much
I changed for your mother.Copy !req
871. Change?Copy !req
872. He's completely lost his mind!Copy !req
873. Why not come down to the ball
and give him another chance?Copy !req
874. You might find you like
this new Shrek.Copy !req
875. But it's the old one
I fell in love with, Dad.Copy !req
876. I'd give anything to have him back.Copy !req
877. Darling. That's mine. Decaf.Copy !req
878. Otherwise I'm up all night.Copy !req
879. Thanks.Copy !req
880. I got to get out of here!Copy !req
881. You can't lock us up like this!
Let me go!Copy !req
882. What about my Miranda rights?Copy !req
883. You're supposed to say
I have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
884. Nobody said I have the right
to remain silent!Copy !req
885. You have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
886. What you lack is the capacity.Copy !req
887. I must hold on before l, too,
go totally mad.Copy !req
888. Shrek? Donkey?Copy !req
889. Too late.Copy !req
890. Gingy! Pinocchio!
Get us out of here!Copy !req
891. Oh...Copy !req
892. Fire in ze hole!Copy !req
893. Look out below!Copy !req
894. Quick! Tell a lie!Copy !req
895. - What should I say?
- Anything, but quick!Copy !req
896. Say something crazy like
"I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"Copy !req
897. I am wearing ladies' underwear.Copy !req
898. - Are you?
- I most certainly am not!Copy !req
899. It looks like you
most certainly am are!Copy !req
900. - I am not!
- What kind?Copy !req
901. - It's a thong!
- Oww! They're briefs!Copy !req
902. - Are not.
- Are too!Copy !req
903. - Are not!
- Are too!Copy !req
904. Here we go. Hang tight.Copy !req
905. Wait, wait, wait!
Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
906. Ow!Copy !req
907. - Excuse me?
- What? Puss!Copy !req
908. Pardon me, would you
mind letting me go?Copy !req
909. - Sorry, boss.
- Quit messing around!Copy !req
910. We've got to stop that kiss!Copy !req
911. I thought you was going
to let her go.Copy !req
912. I was, but I can't let them
do this to Fiona.Copy !req
913. Boom! That's what I like to hear.
Look who's coming around!Copy !req
914. It's impossible!
We'll never get in.Copy !req
915. The castle's guarded.
There's a moat and everything!Copy !req
916. Folks, it looks like we're up chocolate
creek without a Popsicle stick.Copy !req
917. - What?
- Do you still know the Muffin Man?Copy !req
918. Well, sure!
He's down on Drury Lane. Why?Copy !req
919. Because we're gonna need flour.Copy !req
920. Lots and lots of flour.Copy !req
921. Gingy!Copy !req
922. Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
We've got a big order to fill!Copy !req
923. It's alive!Copy !req
924. Run, run, run,
as fast you can!Copy !req
925. Go, baby, go!Copy !req
926. There it is, Mongo!
To the castle!Copy !req
927. No, you great stupid pastry!
Come on!Copy !req
928. Mongo! Down here!
Look at the pony!Copy !req
929. That's right! Follow the pretty pony!Copy !req
930. Pretty pony wants to play
at the castle!Copy !req
931. Pretty pony.Copy !req
932. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
933. Presenting Princess Fiona
and her new husband, Prince Shrek.Copy !req
934. Shrek, what are you doing?Copy !req
935. I'm just playing the part, Fiona.Copy !req
936. Is that glitter on your lips?Copy !req
937. Mm. Cherry flavored.
Want to taste?Copy !req
938. - Ugh! What is with you?
- But, Muffin Cake...Copy !req
939. C Minor, put it in C Minor.Copy !req
940. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
941. I'd like to dedicate this song to...Copy !req
942. Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.Copy !req
943. Fiona, my Princess.Copy !req
944. Will you honor me with a dance?Copy !req
945. Dance!Copy !req
946. Since when do you dance?Copy !req
947. Fiona, my dearest,
if there's one thing I know,Copy !req
948. it's that love is full of surprises.Copy !req
949. Hit it!Copy !req
950. All right, big fella!
Let's crash this party!Copy !req
951. Man the catapults!Copy !req
952. Aim! Fire!Copy !req
953. - Brace yourselves!
- Ooh! Purty!Copy !req
954. Not the gumdrop button!Copy !req
955. lncoming!Copy !req
956. Ha-ha! All right!Copy !req
957. Go, Mongo! Go!Copy !req
958. Man the cauldrons!Copy !req
959. After you, Mongo.Copy !req
960. - That's it! Heave-ho!
- Watch out!Copy !req
961. Shrek!Copy !req
962. More heat, less foam!Copy !req
963. Heave! Ho!Copy !req
964. No...!Copy !req
965. Come on!Copy !req
966. Look out!Copy !req
967. Be good.Copy !req
968. He needs me!
Let me go!Copy !req
969. Donkey!Copy !req
970. Puss!Copy !req
971. Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!Copy !req
972. Today, I repay my debt.Copy !req
973. Aww...Copy !req
974. On guard!Copy !req
975. - Hey, you! Back away from my wife.
- Shrek?Copy !req
976. You couldn't just go back to your swamp
and leave well enough alone.Copy !req
977. - Now!
- Pigs und blanket!Copy !req
978. Pinocchio! Get the wand!Copy !req
979. I see London! I see France!Copy !req
980. Whah!Copy !req
981. I'm a real boy!Copy !req
982. Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!Copy !req
983. Catch!Copy !req
984. Donkey!Copy !req
985. Oh!Copy !req
986. I'm a real boy. Aah!Copy !req
987. Oh!Copy !req
988. - Ha!
- Ah.Copy !req
989. That's mine!Copy !req
990. Pray for mercy, from Puss...Copy !req
991. And Donkey!Copy !req
992. She's taken the potion!
Kiss her now!Copy !req
993. No!Copy !req
994. Hi-ya!Copy !req
995. - Fiona.
- Shrek.Copy !req
996. Harold! You were supposed
to give her the potion!Copy !req
997. Well, I guess I gave her
the wrong tea.Copy !req
998. - Mommy!
- Mommy?Copy !req
999. I told you.Copy !req
1000. Ogres don't live happily ever after.Copy !req
1001. Woo!Copy !req
1002. Ha!Copy !req
1003. Oh, Dad!Copy !req
1004. - Is he...?
- Yup.Copy !req
1005. He croaked.Copy !req
1006. Harold?Copy !req
1007. Dad?Copy !req
1008. I'd hoped you'd never
see me like this.Copy !req
1009. - And he gave you a hard time!
- Donkey!Copy !req
1010. No, no, he's right.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1011. To both of you.Copy !req
1012. I only wanted what
was best for Fiona.Copy !req
1013. But I can see now...Copy !req
1014. she already has it.Copy !req
1015. Shrek, Fiona...Copy !req
1016. Will you accept
an old frog's apologies...Copy !req
1017. and my blessing?Copy !req
1018. Harold?
I'm sorry, Lillian.Copy !req
1019. I just wish I could be
the man you deserve.Copy !req
1020. You're more that man today
than you ever were...Copy !req
1021. warts and all.Copy !req
1022. Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!Copy !req
1023. Midnight!Copy !req
1024. Fiona. Is this what you want?Copy !req
1025. To be this way forever?Copy !req
1026. - What?
- Because if you kiss me now...Copy !req
1027. we can stay like this.Copy !req
1028. You'd do that?Copy !req
1029. - For me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1030. I want what any princess wants.Copy !req
1031. To live happily ever after...Copy !req
1032. with the ogre I married.Copy !req
1033. Whatever happens,
I must not cry!Copy !req
1034. You cannot make me cry!Copy !req
1035. Whoa!Copy !req
1036. No. No, no.
Aaah! Ow.Copy !req
1037. Oh, no.Copy !req
1038. Hey. You still look like
a noble steed to me.Copy !req
1039. Now, where were we?Copy !req
1040. Oh. I remember.Copy !req
1041. Hey! isn't we supposed
to be having a fiesta?Copy !req
1042. Uno, dos, quatro, hit it!Copy !req
1043. Puss and Donkey, y'all...Copy !req
1044. - Sing it, Puss!
♪ I feel a premonitionCopy !req
1045. Here we go!Copy !req
1046. Hey gorgeous!Copy !req
1047. - Say it one more time now!
♪ Living the vida locaCopy !req
1048. Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!Copy !req
1049. Amigo, we are off
to the Kit-Kat Club.Copy !req
1050. Come on, join us.Copy !req
1051. Thanks, compadre.
I'm... I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
1052. We will cheer you up!
Find you a nice burro!Copy !req
1053. Hey, baby!Copy !req
1054. Hey, that's my girl!
Yeah! All right!Copy !req
1055. Baby, where you been?Copy !req
1056. I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
1057. I should've stayed.
But Shrek had this thing he had to do.Copy !req
1058. What? Say it one more time.Copy !req
1059. What you talking about?
Are you serious?Copy !req
1060. Papa!Copy !req
1061. Look at our little mutant babies!Copy !req
1062. I got to get a job.Copy !req