1. I know, let's play Who Blinks First.Copy !req
2. Loser has to do you-know-what.Copy !req
3. Ready, set, go.Copy !req
4. There are six steps.
First we state the question.Copy !req
5. What's the matter with you two?
Clean up this mess.Copy !req
6. Who won?Copy !req
7. Oh, man.Copy !req
8. This is my neighborhood.Copy !req
9. Black Falls Community.Copy !req
10. And these are some of my neighbors.Copy !req
11. Go 10 paces west.Copy !req
12. - One, two...
- That's east, you lunkhead.Copy !req
13. Oh, okay.Copy !req
14. - One...
- South.Copy !req
15. Boys? Come look after your sister.Copy !req
16. So much for our treasure hunt.Copy !req
17. That baby is always
ruining our adventures.Copy !req
18. Some of my neighbors are weird.Copy !req
19. Okay, that'll do it.
Give me your foot.Copy !req
20. Other foot.Copy !req
21. Okay, inside. The germs are coming.Copy !req
22. In fact, some of them
are not very neighborly at all.Copy !req
23. And then, there's my house,Copy !req
24. with its quaint, adorable, every day,
supportive and connected family.Copy !req
25. Mega power point damage. Super effective.Copy !req
26. Nano-blast. Major confusion.Copy !req
27. Still playing with your imaginary friends?Copy !req
28. No.Copy !req
29. Freak.Copy !req
30. I don't think I'm a freak.Copy !req
31. Do you think I'm a freak?Copy !req
32. Shut up. Who asked you?Copy !req
33. And we should be connected.Copy !req
34. After all, this is Black Box Unlimited
Worldwide Industries Incorporated...Copy !req
35. Or Black Inc., for short.Copy !req
36. You know them as the guys that make
the Black Box all-in-one gadgetCopy !req
37. that's sweeping the nation.Copy !req
38. The whole operation
is smack-dab in the middleCopy !req
39. of the Black Falls Community.Copy !req
40. Development, to manufacturing,
to shipping...Copy !req
41. All in one centralized location.Copy !req
42. Hundreds and hundreds of employees
both live and work here,Copy !req
43. including my parents.Copy !req
44. I've got a garage full of gadgets.Copy !req
45. Why do I need this one, Mr. Black?Copy !req
46. What does the Black Box do?Copy !req
47. Mike, the question is,
what doesn't it do?Copy !req
48. It's not only the ultimate
communication deviceCopy !req
49. keeping us connected
to each other and the world.Copy !req
50. That's not all.Copy !req
51. It's also a multimedia player,
a can opener, a dog groomer...Copy !req
52. A vacuum cleaner, a baby monitor.Copy !req
53. It's a shredder.Copy !req
54. It calls the ambulance, if you fall down
in your bathroom and can't get up.Copy !req
55. It removes rust, paint, pet odors.
Thousands of uses.Copy !req
56. It's just about everything
you could ever possibly wish for.Copy !req
57. In super grande, grande y el nino.Copy !req
58. And this is the man
who owns it all, Mr. Black.Copy !req
59. Mr. Carbon Black.Copy !req
60. I hope that applause was meant for you,
my trusted partners,Copy !req
61. in our quest to put the Black BoxCopy !req
62. in every hand and home
in the civilized world.Copy !req
63. That is our goal.Copy !req
64. Who can tell us how close
we are to achieving it?Copy !req
65. That's right.Copy !req
66. Not even close.Copy !req
67. And why is that?Copy !req
68. Because the Black Box
is facing fierce competitionCopy !req
69. from the Purple Pyramid,Copy !req
70. the Silver Cylinder
and other such rip-offs.Copy !req
71. - They're nowhere near as good.
- But, they're catching up.Copy !req
72. And I can't have them
eating into our profits.Copy !req
73. We need to leave them all...Copy !req
74. in the dust!Copy !req
75. Let them eat soot!Copy !req
76. Sir?Copy !req
77. Our focus groups have identified
our multiple uses as a drawback,Copy !req
78. instead of a positive.Copy !req
79. We're offering a toaster option,Copy !req
80. when nowadays,
most people don't even eat bread.Copy !req
81. - She's right.
- You're fired.Copy !req
82. - So are you.
- But...Copy !req
83. Do your spouses also work
for this company?Copy !req
84. - Yes.
- They're fired as well.Copy !req
85. Move out of your homes,
effective immediately.Copy !req
86. You think fear tactics and cutthroat
competition yield better results?Copy !req
87. Well, it won't!Copy !req
88. The new Version X upgradeCopy !req
89. has to shut down the competition
once and for all.Copy !req
90. Have them playing catch-up
for the next 10 years.Copy !req
91. - Team A leader?
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
92. - Team B leader?
- Right here.Copy !req
93. I expect results and I expect them soon.Copy !req
94. Live up to this challenge,
and you make partner.Copy !req
95. Don't, and you and your families are out.Copy !req
96. But we're married.Copy !req
97. I don't see how your social life
is my concern.Copy !req
98. So, if he loses,
then I get fired even if I win?Copy !req
99. Well, no, that's preposterous.Copy !req
100. But you just said,
if she doesn't make partner,Copy !req
101. then she and her family are out,
and I'm her family.Copy !req
102. Then, you better not lose.Copy !req
103. Clearly, you two haven't figured out that
delightful little paradox called marriage.Copy !req
104. Just get it done, whatever it takes.Copy !req
105. And the answer to Black's problem...Copy !req
106. Whatever it takes.Copy !req
107. It literally fell from the sky.Copy !req
108. No, no, no. Wait.Copy !req
109. Is that what happened next?Copy !req
110. See that wishing rock I'm holding?Copy !req
111. It made things so confusing,
I can hardly remember the order of events.Copy !req
112. Go forward a bit.Copy !req
113. Yeah, that wasn't it either.Copy !req
114. I'm probably going to have to tell you
the story completely out of orderCopy !req
115. in a series of shorts.Copy !req
116. Let's start here.Copy !req
117. Maybe we should go back
to when I first came into possessionCopy !req
118. of the rainbow-colored rock.Copy !req
119. Oh, by the way,Copy !req
120. my name is Toby, Toby Thompson.Copy !req
121. I wanna give you an idea
of how I start every morning.Copy !req
122. Maintaining a mouth like this
is no small task.Copy !req
123. First, I use a special toothbrush
between the wires and my gumsCopy !req
124. to loosen any food particles
that may have lodged in my braces.Copy !req
125. Upper teeth, positioning the bristles
at a 45-degree angleCopy !req
126. brushing towards the gum
in a circular motion.Copy !req
127. Inside, tops,
then repeat for the lower set.Copy !req
128. Rinse, spit, mirror check.Copy !req
129. Is this the reason people think
I'm a dork?Copy !req
130. Of course not.Copy !req
131. Braces are necessary,
when you have hillbilly teeth like mine.Copy !req
132. No, no. Not done yet.Copy !req
133. Now, I floss,Copy !req
134. and use a special pick
to get under the brackets.Copy !req
135. Rinse, spit, mirror check.Copy !req
136. That's it. Time to eat breakfast.Copy !req
137. Hey, guess what?Copy !req
138. Toby's playing with
his imaginary friends again.Copy !req
139. Am not.Copy !req
140. Shouldn't you be already
moved out by now?Copy !req
141. I mean, you are, like, 19 or 20.Copy !req
142. Keep it down. I can't hear myself type.Copy !req
143. What about your friend Nose?
Don't you play with him anymore?Copy !req
144. Toby, you need friends.Copy !req
145. Friends are very important.Copy !req
146. Look at your dad and I.
We're the best of friends.Copy !req
147. Oh, he has plenty of friends
at school, Mom.Copy !req
148. They can't wait to see him.Copy !req
149. In fact, I hear he has
his own welcoming committee.Copy !req
150. That's just a nice way
of saying "bullies at school."Copy !req
151. I know I'm not the only kid
in the world to get picked onCopy !req
152. but my situation is unique in a few ways.Copy !req
153. Hey, metal mouth.
Got another date with the trash can.Copy !req
154. Hold on.Copy !req
155. This is Cole Black, son of Mr. Black.Copy !req
156. If you're thinking this is the worst kid
in the whole school, wait.Copy !req
157. He's got a sister.Copy !req
158. Helvetica Black, the leader of the pack.Copy !req
159. Wimp.Copy !req
160. Shall we do this?Copy !req
161. I just realized something.Copy !req
162. I know why you have them
beat up on me every day.Copy !req
163. Because I hate you?Copy !req
164. Because you love me.Copy !req
165. Ooh.Copy !req
166. That's right, isn't it?Copy !req
167. We're both outsiders.Copy !req
168. - We're both ignored.
- No.Copy !req
169. We both have railroad tracks for braces.Copy !req
170. We're lonely and boring
and always getting in troubleCopy !req
171. because we have nothing else better to do.Copy !req
172. So, you're head over heels in love with me
and that makes you furious.Copy !req
173. Am I right?Copy !req
174. How about...Copy !req
175. no.Copy !req
176. So I'm not a psychologist.Copy !req
177. My science report today is about...Copy !req
178. Science.Copy !req
179. Oh, man, I just forgot it.Copy !req
180. Um...Copy !req
181. Oh, the scientific part of it,
which would be, um, science.Copy !req
182. This fish is the only friend
I have in this dump.Copy !req
183. How you doing?Copy !req
184. Don't get me wrong,
it's a really good school.Copy !req
185. It's just the people in it that suck.Copy !req
186. In olden times,
they burned the scientists at the stakeCopy !req
187. and they called them witches,Copy !req
188. because the townspeople
didn't understand scienceCopy !req
189. and they thought it was magic.Copy !req
190. Like using a magic rock
to make wishes come true.Copy !req
191. - But I have a hypenothesis.
- Hypothesis.Copy !req
192. Loogie, you didn't do your homework,
did you?Copy !req
193. Yeah, I did, but a crocodile ate it.Copy !req
194. Really, I'm serious.Copy !req
195. Next presenter.Copy !req
196. Scientists who study waspsCopy !req
197. have long observed aggressive behavior
in stronger femalesCopy !req
198. towards the weaker males of the colony,Copy !req
199. including threats of stinging and mauling.Copy !req
200. But recently, they have discoveredCopy !req
201. that some females
will force the male headfirstCopy !req
202. into an empty cell in the nest.Copy !req
203. Behavior known as "male stuffing."Copy !req
204. I'd like to demonstrate this phenomenon
using a trash can and a volunteer.Copy !req
205. Toe Thompson?Copy !req
206. - Hey, my name is Toby...
- Shh!Copy !req
207. The Blinkers are going for the record.Copy !req
208. They've been in a stare-off
since second period.Copy !req
209. What's the record?Copy !req
210. Longer than you have to live.Copy !req
211. Candy bars?Copy !req
212. Why do you let yourself
get bullied like that?Copy !req
213. I don't really think I have a choice.Copy !req
214. Sure you do.
Doesn't matter who their dad is.Copy !req
215. What matters is who you are,
who you wanna be.Copy !req
216. And you live your life like that?Copy !req
217. Of course. Ow.Copy !req
218. Come on, Loogie, you big dork.
We gotta get home.Copy !req
219. Yeah, we're gonna try to get the baby
to give us lottery numbers.Copy !req
220. Good luck with the whole
two-minutes-to-live thing.Copy !req
221. It shouldn't be this hard
to make friends.Copy !req
222. I'm smart. I'm funny.Copy !req
223. Like funny, ha-ha. Not funny weird.Copy !req
224. So, what's wrong with me?Copy !req
225. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
226. Oh, buddy, where do I begin?Copy !req
227. Run, run, run. Chase, chase, chase.Copy !req
228. Get me a rock!Copy !req
229. Get me a rock!Copy !req
230. Where's my rock?Copy !req
231. Run!Copy !req
232. It's gonna be worse
for you tomorrow, freak.Copy !req
233. Let's go!Copy !req
234. Huh?Copy !req
235. Make a wish.Copy !req
236. Who said that?Copy !req
237. Make a wish.Copy !req
238. Must be hearing things.Copy !req
239. Make a wish.Copy !req
240. Make a wish!Copy !req
241. Okay, okay.Copy !req
242. I wish I had friendsCopy !req
243. as interesting and as unique as I am.Copy !req
244. Friends.Copy !req
245. Come on, guys. Get in there.Copy !req
246. We sifted some flour already.Copy !req
247. Let's talk about clarified butter,Copy !req
248. because people get a little concerned
about the clarified butter.Copy !req
249. You can make clarified butter at home...Copy !req
250. Hi.Copy !req
251. Why didn't you take the bus?
That's always our backup plan.Copy !req
252. It's okay, I just felt like walking.Copy !req
253. Sorry, son.Copy !req
254. I texted your mom to pick you up
because my meeting ran late.Copy !req
255. And I texted your dad back
saying that I couldn't go,Copy !req
256. so that he should leave early anyway
and pick you up.Copy !req
257. Your text messages must've gotten lost
in a sea of my text messages.Copy !req
258. Same with yours... Mine.Copy !req
259. Whatever.Copy !req
260. Noodles?Copy !req
261. It's okay, I'll serve myself.Copy !req
262. Oh.Copy !req
263. You having problems
with your Black Box too?Copy !req
264. Yeah!Copy !req
265. No.Copy !req
266. Ugh! I just broke up with my boyfriend.
He thinks he's so mature, you know?Copy !req
267. He's not. He's a child.Copy !req
268. He is living with his parents
and isn't he, like, 23?Copy !req
269. No.Copy !req
270. What was that?Copy !req
271. It's probably the ice maker...Copy !req
272. making ice?Copy !req
273. I'll go check on it.Copy !req
274. Hmm.Copy !req
275. Whoa!Copy !req
276. Did you guys come from a gourmet planet?Copy !req
277. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
278. Team leaders!Copy !req
279. Progress report.Copy !req
280. Uh, I've implemented some new procedurals
that should maximize our value potential.Copy !req
281. Well, I have highlighted
our asset management,Copy !req
282. and jump-started...Copy !req
283. our business paradigm.Copy !req
284. One moment, please.Copy !req
285. Sounds like a load to me.Copy !req
286. - Initiate termination procedure?
- Mmm.Copy !req
287. Not yet.Copy !req
288. I'll fire one of them at
the company costume ball.Copy !req
289. That should be good for company morale.Copy !req
290. Very well, then.
Keep up the good work, you two.Copy !req
291. We are gonna get fired.Copy !req
292. Nice.Copy !req
293. Very nice.Copy !req
294. Time to clean your room, sport.Copy !req
295. Well...Copy !req
296. Someone's looking for
a raise in their allowance.Copy !req
297. Do you guys also clean teeth?Copy !req
298. Toby. Where are my keys?Copy !req
299. I know you're hiding them,
you little alien.Copy !req
300. So, maybe I do keep messing up,Copy !req
301. and maybe it is all my fault, but...Copy !req
302. No, no. I broke up with you.Copy !req
303. So, why are you calling me,
Mr. I'm-23-and-I-still-live-with-my-mom?Copy !req
304. Hey, I wish you would
just stop talking about my mom...Copy !req
305. Pretty.Copy !req
306. and just go out
with me again, God.Copy !req
307. Oh, okay.Copy !req
308. Well, I wish you'd grow up. How about...Copy !req
309. Whoa, that's huge!Copy !req
310. My hand's huge!
My hand's huger than my foot!Copy !req
311. I'm growing, I'm growing!Copy !req
312. - Relax!
- I'm getting so big that...Copy !req
313. Jeez.Copy !req
314. You fixed all my teeth.Copy !req
315. How strong are you guys?Copy !req
316. I mean, if you really had
to be tough against a bully.Copy !req
317. Because I might have a job for you
tomorrow at school.Copy !req
318. I was hoping for something
a little more menacing.Copy !req
319. I will show no mercy.Copy !req
320. You're hired.Copy !req
321. I have no time for you,Copy !req
322. but now I'm suddenly
having to chase you down?Copy !req
323. Look, I don't feel so good.Copy !req
324. - I'm in the hospital.
- What do you mean, you're in the hospital?Copy !req
325. It's your fault.
It's all your fault.Copy !req
326. Oh, my fault? How is it my fault?Copy !req
327. Well, they're building me
a bigger room as we speak.Copy !req
328. They're making a bigger room for you?
What are you...Copy !req
329. - Did you see what happened?
- Hello?Copy !req
330. Oh, no! It's happening again!Copy !req
331. Hello?Copy !req
332. - Dad says, I have to give you a ride.
- It's okay, I just feel like walking.Copy !req
333. You look different.
Did you bathe or something?Copy !req
334. No.Copy !req
335. Weirdo.Copy !req
336. I'll take it from here, guys.Copy !req
337. Can't have anybody seeing you...Copy !req
338. Yet.Copy !req
339. There he is!Copy !req
340. Grab him!Copy !req
341. How would you like
your braces up your nose?Copy !req
342. Your braces.Copy !req
343. Where are they?Copy !req
344. Up my nose.Copy !req
345. I put a few candy bars
in the front pocket.Copy !req
346. My Black Box is set to music mode
in case you get hungry or bored.Copy !req
347. Who are you talking to? Imaginary friends?Copy !req
348. Rock and roll.Copy !req
349. Heavy metal.Copy !req
350. Not today.Copy !req
351. Now, class, we continue our experiments
with combustible liquids.Copy !req
352. So, everyone, please take your seats
and make sure to wear eye protection.Copy !req
353. Now that we've isolated our agents,Copy !req
354. we can make a hypothesis
as to the outcome.Copy !req
355. Toby, can we stifle our inner
High School MusicalCopy !req
356. long enough to observe
this chemical reaction?Copy !req
357. I have to get it exactly right.Copy !req
358. Once we introduce the catalyst...Copy !req
359. Give it back!Copy !req
360. Mine, mine, mine.
Mine, mine, mine.Copy !req
361. Mine!Copy !req
362. Ow!Copy !req
363. - Sorry.
- You will be.Copy !req
364. Drop it!Copy !req
365. Very perceptive, Toby.Copy !req
366. We must be certain to use
the proper amount of catalyst.Copy !req
367. In this case, one drop.Copy !req
368. That's it.Copy !req
369. You asked for it.Copy !req
370. Say hello to my little friends.Copy !req
371. Mr. Thompson, perhaps a visit
to the principal's office is in order,Copy !req
372. possibly followed by one to
the school psychologist!Copy !req
373. Break!Copy !req
374. I think I broke a nail.Copy !req
375. Me too.Copy !req
376. I'm gonna squash you for this.Copy !req
377. I know.Copy !req
378. So, you don't know
who those little dudes were?Copy !req
379. I thought they were my friends.Copy !req
380. He wished for friends.
We should abduct him.Copy !req
381. He is not evolved
enough for an autopsy.Copy !req
382. He has friends all around.
He just doesn't know it yet.Copy !req
383. Well, my alien buddies
didn't stick around.Copy !req
384. I guess friends can't be
wished into existence.Copy !req
385. You gotta work for them.Copy !req
386. Ha. Ha.Copy !req
387. Let's see you try it.Copy !req
388. I was right.Copy !req
389. You do like me.Copy !req
390. Sometimes you gotta have enemies
to know who your friends are.Copy !req
391. Mmm, toe jam.Copy !req
392. And now that my space aliens
have disappeared,Copy !req
393. I have at least one new friend.Copy !req
394. Loogie.Copy !req
395. In fact, he's really the one
to blame for all this.Copy !req
396. So let's go all the way back
to the real beginningCopy !req
397. with Loogie, his brothersCopy !req
398. and the storm that started it all.Copy !req
399. I'm tired of video games
and I'm bored with TV.Copy !req
400. Let's do something.Copy !req
401. We've been through this before.
There's nothing else to do.Copy !req
402. Come play video games with us.
We need a third person.Copy !req
403. Let's go on an outdoor adventure.Copy !req
404. There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.Copy !req
405. The biggest rainstorm in Texas history.Copy !req
406. Well, folks, it looks like we're...Copy !req
407. That's strange.
It's raining everywhere else.Copy !req
408. What the...Copy !req
409. Outside! Bring the treasure map!Copy !req
410. Wait a minute, guys.Copy !req
411. What are we gonna do about Baby?Copy !req
412. It's in baby monitor mode.Copy !req
413. If she wakes up,
I'll hear it on my Black Box.Copy !req
414. And we'll come back and give her a bottle.Copy !req
415. Hmm.Copy !req
416. I don't get it.
What happened to the storm?Copy !req
417. Maybe it's global warming.Copy !req
418. This sucks.Copy !req
419. Even my brain feels hot.Copy !req
420. I read once that yawning cools the brain.Copy !req
421. Well, just keep talking
and I'll start yawning for sure.Copy !req
422. Look at that!Copy !req
423. You know what's at
the end of a rainbow, don't you?Copy !req
424. - Skittles?
- No, a pot of gold!Copy !req
425. Treasure!Copy !req
426. Awesome!
Let's go!Copy !req
427. Hey, guys, look.
It's the end of the rainbow.Copy !req
428. No way.Copy !req
429. Or the beginning of the rainbow.Copy !req
430. What?Copy !req
431. This rock wasn't here before.Copy !req
432. What if the rain dropped
the rock from the sky,Copy !req
433. and the sun comes out, hits the rock,Copy !req
434. creating this prismatic separation
of the light from the sun,Copy !req
435. thus, causing a rainbow.Copy !req
436. Okay, Dr. Dumb Butt.Copy !req
437. Feels powerful.Copy !req
438. - Huh? What do you think it is?
- I wish I knew.Copy !req
439. It's a wishing rock.Copy !req
440. How do you know?Copy !req
441. It just told me.Copy !req
442. Okay, then, wish for something.Copy !req
443. I wish for a never-ending supply
of chocolate bars.Copy !req
444. Huh?Copy !req
445. Well, there's one.Copy !req
446. And another and another.Copy !req
447. And two more. And another.Copy !req
448. - Cool, a never-ending pocketful of candy.
- Do you realize what we have here?Copy !req
449. - Lots of chocolate.
- No. This is...Copy !req
450. - Hey.
- This is mine.Copy !req
451. It was my idea to go on an adventure,
so the wishing rock belongs to me.Copy !req
452. Don't make any wishes, Loogie.
We don't even know the rules yet.Copy !req
453. I mean, that thing doesn't even
come with any instructions.Copy !req
454. Yeah, no strategy guide,
cheat codes, or nothing.Copy !req
455. I wish for the instructions.Copy !req
456. We can't read all that.Copy !req
457. I wish for the short version
of the instructions.Copy !req
458. What's it say?Copy !req
459. "Make a wish."Copy !req
460. Then, I wish for a fortress.Copy !req
461. Whoa!Copy !req
462. With a canyon around it,Copy !req
463. filled with man-eating crocodiles
and venomous snakesCopy !req
464. to protect the Rainbow Rock from thieves.Copy !req
465. Whoa!Copy !req
466. How about putting an end
to global warming?Copy !req
467. World hunger?Copy !req
468. - Wish for world peace.
- Yeah!Copy !req
469. Let me finish my canyon of doom first.
People would kill for this.Copy !req
470. Not if there's world peace!Copy !req
471. I was about to wish for superpowers!Copy !req
472. I think one of us has to go get it.Copy !req
473. Well, you wanted
an adventure, didn't you?Copy !req
474. What'd you wish for again?Copy !req
475. Snakes? Crocodiles?Copy !req
476. I think that's all.Copy !req
477. You don't like my canyon?Copy !req
478. Does it need more doom?Copy !req
479. Hey, look! It's the rock.Copy !req
480. Finally.Copy !req
481. Loogie!Copy !req
482. - Almost got it.
- No, it's almost got you.Copy !req
483. What?Copy !req
484. Come on!Copy !req
485. Run, Laser, run!Copy !req
486. Remind me
to wish for something big!Copy !req
487. - What for?
- So I can smack you with it!Copy !req
488. What do I do?Copy !req
489. If it was a video game,
you'd go get the rock.Copy !req
490. - Good idea.
- But it's not a video game!Copy !req
491. Loogie!Copy !req
492. I wish the snakes would disappear.Copy !req
493. - Did he chew?
- No.Copy !req
494. But he ate my homework.Copy !req
495. And I think I felt him make a wish.Copy !req
496. What would a crocodile
possibly wish for?Copy !req
497. He's already strong, fast...Copy !req
498. And he can run on all four legs.Copy !req
499. Guys, I think I know what he wished for.Copy !req
500. Run!Copy !req
501. - Oh, no! We'll never make it!
- Yes, we will.Copy !req
502. Guys, keep running.Copy !req
503. Get us out of here.Copy !req
504. I wish something would take us away.Copy !req
505. A pterodactyl?
Couldn't you have been more specific?Copy !req
506. Hey, I didn't know.Copy !req
507. You're always wishing for wrong stuff.Copy !req
508. Thanks a lot, Loogie.Copy !req
509. At least, we're safe up here.Copy !req
510. I don't get it.
How did they climb out of the canyon?Copy !req
511. Holy peanut-butter cups.Copy !req
512. - Great, now the baby's crying.
- We'd better get back.Copy !req
513. Wish us home.Copy !req
514. If I wish for superpowers,
I could get them to fall off.Copy !req
515. Hurry it up, whatever you do.Copy !req
516. I wish I had telephonesis.Copy !req
517. Telekinesis, you dummy!Copy !req
518. I wish I had telekinesis.Copy !req
519. Okay.Copy !req
520. We have a castle, telekinesis
and a pterodactyl.Copy !req
521. Now what?Copy !req
522. I don't know.Copy !req
523. Wish for a hat?Copy !req
524. Gotta think about this more carefully.Copy !req
525. I wish we could just go back home
and start over.Copy !req
526. It's too dangerous to have around.Copy !req
527. We gotta keep it out of the wrong hands.Copy !req
528. Your hands are the wrong hands.Copy !req
529. Change your head back, Loogie.Copy !req
530. - This has certain advantages.
- What advantages?Copy !req
531. Hello?Copy !req
532. All right, I wish the phone was gone.Copy !req
533. Loogie, we need to be smart about this.Copy !req
534. Then, that's the answer.Copy !req
535. - Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
536. I wish one of us was super smart.Copy !req
537. It is I.Copy !req
538. My modes of transference
are beyond yours now.Copy !req
539. I don't need words to communicate.Copy !req
540. Only thoughts.Copy !req
541. You're hearing me with your minds.Copy !req
542. You're right.Copy !req
543. I wish for a catapult.Copy !req
544. - Just think of all the things we could do.
- Too risky.Copy !req
545. - We could...
- Too dangerous.Copy !req
546. - How about...
- Too ridiculous.Copy !req
547. Although, we did have ourselves
quite the adventure there, didn't we?Copy !req
548. We could take care of
that world-peace problem.Copy !req
549. - Now, you're talking.
- Yeah.Copy !req
550. My calculations show you would've
figured out a way to screw it up.Copy !req
551. Who, us?Copy !req
552. Yes.Copy !req
553. So, maybe the baby
was smart to get rid of it.Copy !req
554. But it didn't really matter
because the rock kept coming back.Copy !req
555. Get me a rock!Copy !req
556. - Where's my rock?
- Here.Copy !req
557. I'm sorry.Copy !req
558. I'm still not getting the order
of this story correctly.Copy !req
559. So I'm gonna jump on over to this short,Copy !req
560. with that weird kid
I was telling you about.Copy !req
561. A kid everyone calls "Nose."Copy !req
562. Nose and I were in school together.
We were almost friends.Copy !req
563. Until his father, Dr. Noseworthy,
the top scientist for Black Inc.Copy !req
564. started his top-secret research
involving germs.Copy !req
565. Unfortunately, Dr. Noseworthy
was terrified of germs.Copy !req
566. And one day, he simply flipped out.Copy !req
567. So much so that he and his son, Nose,Copy !req
568. wrapped their house in plastic
and only came out wearing full bio suits.Copy !req
569. And that's just how things were,
a little weird.Copy !req
570. But like everything else in Black Falls,Copy !req
571. about to get a little weirder.Copy !req
572. Welcome to the Noseworthy home.Copy !req
573. You will be subjected to
a decontamination processCopy !req
574. before entering our germ-free environment.Copy !req
575. You are now receiving
a series of ion blastsCopy !req
576. to remove any contaminants
from the surface of your body.Copy !req
577. Germs invade our bodies
to steal the energy we produce,Copy !req
578. leaving behind harmful toxins that can
cause runny noses, fevers, headaches,Copy !req
579. chicken pox, measles, cavities,
diarrhea, necrotizing fasciitisCopy !req
580. and in some cases, death.Copy !req
581. The decontamination process
is now complete.Copy !req
582. You may enter.Copy !req
583. And welcome.Copy !req
584. They do not pay me enough for this.Copy !req
585. Dad?Copy !req
586. Didn't I tell you,
don't sneak up on me in here.Copy !req
587. Sorry, my tutor is here.Copy !req
588. I was just looking for
your scientific calculator.Copy !req
589. Mine's broken.Copy !req
590. Well, just use your Black Box.Copy !req
591. Just choose the scientific calculator
function in the menu.Copy !req
592. It's right next to the cheese grater.Copy !req
593. Mine's dead.
I just think there's too many features.Copy !req
594. The batteries won't hold a charge
for more than a few minutes.Copy !req
595. Tell me something I don't know.Copy !req
596. But let me ask you something.
Have you been keeping yourself clean?Copy !req
597. Huh?Copy !req
598. - Of course.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
599. If you could see what I can see.Copy !req
600. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
601. Yeah.Copy !req
602. All right, I can't have
any more interruptions today.Copy !req
603. I've got to readjust the cell regulator.Copy !req
604. I tried recalibrating
the mitochondrial synthesizer,Copy !req
605. but I just can't get it to live
in an extracellular environment.Copy !req
606. And on top of it all...Copy !req
607. What are you do...
How many times do I have to tell you?Copy !req
608. Don't pick your nose.Copy !req
609. It is completely unsanitary.Copy !req
610. If your nose is full,Copy !req
611. you go into the bathroomCopy !req
612. and you clean it out
with antiseptic wipes.Copy !req
613. But... Booger!Copy !req
614. Boogers are like fecal material.Copy !req
615. Your body is trying to get rid of it.Copy !req
616. It pushes it up, up, up, out,
and then pop.Copy !req
617. But what do you do?
You put it back in your mouth.Copy !req
618. Back into the system.
And it has to start all over again.Copy !req
619. I'm sorry.Copy !req
620. Mankind has been evolving
too many millennia for you to reingest...Copy !req
621. Okay!Copy !req
622. Go wash your hands
with antibacterial soap.Copy !req
623. - And make sure you use the...
- Antiseptic wipes?Copy !req
624. Yes, the wipes. And...Copy !req
625. I'm... I'm gonna go take a nap.Copy !req
626. Excuse you.Copy !req
627. How can you be late to school
when it's in your own house?Copy !req
628. I was getting my calculator.Copy !req
629. - What's that?
- It's just some kind of rock.Copy !req
630. You can have it if you want.
It's been decontaminated.Copy !req
631. Okay, well, today we're gonna do
fractional inconsistencies.Copy !req
632. - What's it like out there today?
- Don't you look out the window?Copy !req
633. I have security video screens,Copy !req
634. but they don't really show
the color of the sky.Copy !req
635. Um, you know,
you could just go outside.Copy !req
636. I mean, a little fresh air won't kill you.Copy !req
637. Are you crazy?Copy !req
638. So-called fresh air
is loaded with pollutants.Copy !req
639. On top of that,
you've got the ozone washed in UV,Copy !req
640. allergens and all kinds of impurities.Copy !req
641. At least, that's what Dad says.Copy !req
642. And I agree.Copy !req
643. What's up with your dad?Copy !req
644. Stress. Something about
a, uh, mitochondrial relay.Copy !req
645. I just wish that his inventions worked
the way they were supposed to.Copy !req
646. What's he doing here?Copy !req
647. Nose!Copy !req
648. You haven't come to visit me
in almost a year.Copy !req
649. I should break your arms.Copy !req
650. But it looks like someone beat me to it.
What do you want?Copy !req
651. Ah, I'm sorry about that,
but I've lost something very important.Copy !req
652. And it looks like it came
in your direction.Copy !req
653. It's not a good time.Copy !req
654. It's a rock.
It looks like a rainbow and it's this big.Copy !req
655. How would I have it?
I never leave this place.Copy !req
656. Gotta go, bye.Copy !req
657. Ugh, he's a virus. Okay, back to work.Copy !req
658. I know he's your brother and all, but...Copy !req
659. Well, he's been my personal parasite
since he wiggled out of the womb.Copy !req
660. What was that?Copy !req
661. Dad's breaking things in the lab again.
Let me go check on him.Copy !req
662. Help me up.Copy !req
663. What are you doing?
He said he didn't have it.Copy !req
664. Well, he must've been lying.
How can you tell?Copy !req
665. - Because his lips were moving.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
666. We have to get that rock back,
or else nothing will ever be right again.Copy !req
667. No, no, no, no, no!
You'll contaminate my house.Copy !req
668. Dad?Copy !req
669. What...Copy !req
670. are contaminators doing in my ho...Copy !req
671. You? You gave me this headache.Copy !req
672. You and that rock
almost ruined last night.Copy !req
673. Here.Copy !req
674. Wipe yourselves down, right now.
Immediately. Turn around.Copy !req
675. Give me your foot.
Oh, look at that. Filthy.Copy !req
676. Toby, what are you doing here?
You want me to lose my job?Copy !req
677. Well, hello, I'm Loogie.Copy !req
678. - There's something in there.
- What is that rock doing in my house?Copy !req
679. Nose, give me that rock now.Copy !req
680. No, no, no, out of the house.Copy !req
681. Get it out of here.Copy !req
682. Get it out, out, out. Move it.Copy !req
683. That's the second time
that rock's been eaten.Copy !req
684. What is that thing?Copy !req
685. My booger.Copy !req
686. You pulled that out of your nose?
Uh...Copy !req
687. Ew.Copy !req
688. I've told you a million times
not to pick your nose.Copy !req
689. See what happens?Copy !req
690. Your invention works. My wish came true.Copy !req
691. It does, doesn't it?Copy !req
692. But wait a minute.Copy !req
693. It must've tripped the chromosomal relay
on the cell regulator,Copy !req
694. but that means...Copy !req
695. it's gotta keep feeding to stay intact.Copy !req
696. So basically,Copy !req
697. all those years you told me
not to eat my boogers?Copy !req
698. Yes, now your booger
is trying to eat you.Copy !req
699. Decontamination chamber! Run!Copy !req
700. Wait! We gotta go back for the rock!Copy !req
701. Forget it, we've lost this round.Copy !req
702. Son, you get them out of here.Copy !req
703. I've gotta go back for
the cellular devolumizer.Copy !req
704. One at a time. One at a time.Copy !req
705. Ladies first.Copy !req
706. You are now leaving the safe,
sterile environment of our home.Copy !req
707. Well, hello, again.Copy !req
708. You're next.Copy !req
709. I... I gotta get the rock!Copy !req
710. Nose, help him. Do something.
He's gonna die. Help Toe.Copy !req
711. Think, think, think.Copy !req
712. Your booger's warm.Copy !req
713. If you eat my friend,Copy !req
714. I'll eat yours.Copy !req
715. Believe me, he will.Copy !req
716. Uh-huh.Copy !req
717. Uh...Copy !req
718. Come on.Copy !req
719. Come on, Nose! What are you waiting for?Copy !req
720. I haven't been outside in years.
I'm afraid.Copy !req
721. Nose!Copy !req
722. I know, I know, but I'm just not ready!Copy !req
723. Okay, now I'm ready!Copy !req
724. Dad!Copy !req
725. Are you okay?Copy !req
726. He's not breathing.Copy !req
727. - Breathe, Nose, breathe!
- It's okay, Nose.Copy !req
728. If a giant booger monster
couldn't kill you,Copy !req
729. what's a breath of fresh air gonna do?Copy !req
730. Breathe!Copy !req
731. I can breathe! I did it!Copy !req
732. It was nice seeing you, Nose.Copy !req
733. I promise I'll call you!Copy !req
734. Dad, can you believe it?Copy !req
735. No, I can't.
This is gonna make a great specimen.Copy !req
736. I mean us. We're outside. We're okay.Copy !req
737. You're right, I didn't explode.Copy !req
738. Huh. I'm gonna have to rethink
my theory of instant exposure.Copy !req
739. But what do you have to say about this?Copy !req
740. Bad booger.Copy !req
741. Hey.Copy !req
742. I mean, no more picking and from now on...Copy !req
743. Antiseptic wipes.Copy !req
744. Good.Copy !req
745. I got ahead of myself again.Copy !req
746. But I just remembered how the rock
changed my mom and dad.Copy !req
747. Boy, did it ever.Copy !req
748. Your parents are coming
to the costume partyCopy !req
749. at my dad's house tonight.Copy !req
750. - I know.
- You coming too?Copy !req
751. No.Copy !req
752. - Good.
- Bye.Copy !req
753. Wait!Copy !req
754. - Have you told them about me?
- What would I tell them?Copy !req
755. Mom, Dad, there's a girl at my school
who stuffs me in a trash can every day.Copy !req
756. - You know, the one who broke my arms.
- That's funny.Copy !req
757. Don't come over
and don't say anything about me.Copy !req
758. I won't say anything about you.Copy !req
759. Oh, you're texting me hugs and kisses.Copy !req
760. Why don't you just kiss me?
We're in the same room together.Copy !req
761. Why are you texting me?
What happened to two people talking?Copy !req
762. Well, maybe this doesn't apply to Team B,Copy !req
763. but Team A lives in a fast-paced,
24/7 world.Copy !req
764. And these gadgets,
made by the company we work for,Copy !req
765. are supposed to keep us connected.Copy !req
766. But we're disconnected.Copy !req
767. Don't you see?Copy !req
768. It needs to work better.
Or we need to work better.Copy !req
769. We don't even know
who our son's girlfriend is.Copy !req
770. So we just spy on him.Copy !req
771. That's a new feature I'm adding.Copy !req
772. Spy on your kids.
I'll have an answer in no time.Copy !req
773. That's not a relationship.Copy !req
774. - You want me to put it away?
- No, I didn't say that.Copy !req
775. I like my phone, e-mail, text messages,
movies, music, ham radio.Copy !req
776. It's the world at my fingertips, I just...Copy !req
777. It's just, I...Copy !req
778. I've got mail.Copy !req
779. - Don't open that.
- Don't get that.Copy !req
780. I really have to take this.
I really have to get this.Copy !req
781. See, you proved my point.Copy !req
782. I still think we ought to be closer.Copy !req
783. Mom?Copy !req
784. - What are you doing?
- Um...Copy !req
785. I was just...Copy !req
786. I was just looking for my compact.Copy !req
787. What do you think?Copy !req
788. "Miss Communication." Get it?Copy !req
789. It fits.Copy !req
790. We'll be home after bedtime.
Take it easy on your sister.Copy !req
791. You look stupid.Copy !req
792. So do you.Copy !req
793. What did I tell you two?
That's not how you treat people.Copy !req
794. Courtesy, consideration, respect.Copy !req
795. You know it. Now do it.Copy !req
796. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
797. Stop calling me!Copy !req
798. I never call you.Copy !req
799. Loogie?Copy !req
800. I figured out where
your flying friends came from.Copy !req
801. It was a rock, a rainbow-colored rock.Copy !req
802. You make a wish and then it comes true.Copy !req
803. You must have found it. Where is it?Copy !req
804. - Mom.
- Hello?Copy !req
805. I'm not your mom.Copy !req
806. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
807. But you growing is not important, okay?Copy !req
808. I don't care how big your feet are now.Copy !req
809. Remember our honeymoon?Copy !req
810. I gotta take this call.Copy !req
811. If I can get this guy on board,
I can make all our wishes come true.Copy !req
812. - Tulum.
- Right.Copy !req
813. We could go back there, you know.Copy !req
814. There's no phones, no emails,
no text messaging, no Black Box.Copy !req
815. It's just the two of us.Copy !req
816. We did yoga together.
We did yoga together. We had bala...Copy !req
817. Call dropped. Stupid phone feature.Copy !req
818. Eh, he'll call back.Copy !req
819. - A little help up here, pal.
- Oh.Copy !req
820. I just wish we were closer.Copy !req
821. Right.Copy !req
822. - Really close.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
823. What just happened?Copy !req
824. - We can't go in there looking like this!
- Of course we can't!Copy !req
825. How is Mr. Black gonna take me seriously
when I'm wearing your dress?Copy !req
826. Someone's coming!Copy !req
827. Shh!Copy !req
828. Helvetica, someone just rang
the doorbell and ran off.Copy !req
829. Are you making enemies again?Copy !req
830. Well, you see, there's this boy...Copy !req
831. If they come back, let me handle it.
Not you. Understood?Copy !req
832. - Change us back.
- I didn't do this.Copy !req
833. You said you wanted us to be closer
and then, zap, we were. Too close.Copy !req
834. Now change us back.Copy !req
835. I want us to be back the way we were too.Copy !req
836. You must have done something wrong.
Typical B-Team work.Copy !req
837. - Somebody's trying to teach us a lesson.
- About what, anatomy?Copy !req
838. That's me. That's my guy.
I can't...Copy !req
839. Let it go to voicemail,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
840. I've been waiting for this call all night.Copy !req
841. What you looking for?Copy !req
842. Ow!Copy !req
843. What did you do that one for?Copy !req
844. I warned you to stay away, Toe Thompson!Copy !req
845. - My name is Toby!
- Helvetica.Copy !req
846. Why all the shouting?Copy !req
847. Oh, Dad, this is Toe. I mean, Toby.Copy !req
848. He was just coming by
to bring me my math homework.Copy !req
849. Please accept my apologies, young man.Copy !req
850. My daughter has the unfortunate habit of
bringing unwanted attention upon herself.Copy !req
851. - Dad.
- Hel.Copy !req
852. Take him inside,
put some ice on his head.Copy !req
853. We'll talk about this later.Copy !req
854. Let's go, Hel.Copy !req
855. Now stay still.Copy !req
856. What are you doing here?Copy !req
857. I came here to get my mom's purse.Copy !req
858. - Thanks for the ice. Bye.
- Wait. Don't go.Copy !req
859. Let go of the wishing rock.Copy !req
860. - Wishing rock? How does it work?
- I said fishing rock.Copy !req
861. Ha, ha. Two points.Copy !req
862. You stupid excuse for a brother.Copy !req
863. I wish you were
a stupid little dung beetle.Copy !req
864. Did you see that?Copy !req
865. Wow.Copy !req
866. - We have to go get that rock.
- And how are we gonna do that?Copy !req
867. Mr. And Mrs. Thompson,
excellent costume.Copy !req
868. Pity we aren't giving out prizes. Come in.Copy !req
869. Wait a minute.Copy !req
870. - Aren't you on opposing teams?
- Yes.Copy !req
871. But I'm still his better half, so...Copy !req
872. "Miscommunication."Copy !req
873. Our theme for the night.Copy !req
874. If you would please join the others,
I'll be addressing everyone shortly.Copy !req
875. So far, so good.
Nobody's really noticed us.Copy !req
876. Just don't trip.Copy !req
877. I'm gonna change you back.Copy !req
878. Just stay here so you don't get squished
and quit your whining.Copy !req
879. Give me my rock back.Copy !req
880. My brother's a bug.Copy !req
881. So, what's new?Copy !req
882. The rock's out there somewhere.Copy !req
883. Stay here, while I go get it.Copy !req
884. Nope, we go together. Like Siamese twins.Copy !req
885. I'll need everyone's attention.Copy !req
886. The fate of Version X of the Black Box
lies in the hands of two teams.Copy !req
887. I made a promise to myself,
and more importantly the world,Copy !req
888. that I would never release an upgradeCopy !req
889. that didn't meet our
highest standards of "wow."Copy !req
890. The winning team will be
showered with accolades,Copy !req
891. and the losers get a one-way ticket
to Canned City.Copy !req
892. - I'll need the representatives...
- That's us.Copy !req
893. from Team A and Team B
to step up here now.Copy !req
894. Uh, can you stand a little further apart?Copy !req
895. We can't very well fire just one of you
if you're standing together as one.Copy !req
896. Keep your friends close,
but your enemies closer, eh?Copy !req
897. Now that's the honest
go-for-the-throat spiritCopy !req
898. I'm talking about.Copy !req
899. I wish each and every one of you
had that same go-for-the-throat spirit.Copy !req
900. What are you doing?Copy !req
901. What's happening?Copy !req
902. Have you all gone mad?Copy !req
903. - Ah! My back is going out.
- No, your back is not going out.Copy !req
904. Thompson! Do you know what's happening?Copy !req
905. I believe Team A has discovered
the solution to the upgrade problem.Copy !req
906. That's the solution to our little problem,
remember?Copy !req
907. We've got the rock now, Dad.Copy !req
908. We can have anything we want.
Just wish for it.Copy !req
909. This is all your doing,
isn't it, young lady?Copy !req
910. No, Dad, just listen.Copy !req
911. We're here to talk about a box!
A Black Box, not a round colorful rock.Copy !req
912. This box needs to be able
to do everything.Copy !req
913. That's what this does.Copy !req
914. That's the last straw.
Helvetica, go to your room.Copy !req
915. Don't ever come out!Copy !req
916. No! I wish you would just
listen to me for a change.Copy !req
917. I wish these casts were off.Copy !req
918. Not his, just mine.Copy !req
919. Shh!Copy !req
920. I wish for a rocket bike.Copy !req
921. I know what it's like to feel
that no one's listening to you.Copy !req
922. That no one's your friend.Copy !req
923. But, Helvetica, I'm your friend.Copy !req
924. I don't need friends.Copy !req
925. See you, stooges.Copy !req
926. We're not riding that.Copy !req
927. See? Teamwork. Togetherness.Copy !req
928. We're connecting.Copy !req
929. Would you look at that?Copy !req
930. - Turn left.
- My left or your left?Copy !req
931. It's the same thing, isn't it?Copy !req
932. Whoa...Copy !req
933. We are so not connected.Copy !req
934. I wish you were all back to normal!Copy !req
935. Well, obviously someone
spiked the Kool-Aid.Copy !req
936. You'll remember none of this
in the morning.Copy !req
937. Give me that rock back.Copy !req
938. Or I'll break every other
bone in your body.Copy !req
939. You wish.Copy !req
940. Where is that funny little stone of yours?Copy !req
941. That idiot threw itCopy !req
942. clear over there somewhere.Copy !req
943. Did he?Copy !req
944. I guess we're back to
our old separate selves.Copy !req
945. We don't have to be.Copy !req
946. - That rock could have gotten one of us...
- We don't need the rock or that.Copy !req
947. We just have to go to Mr. Black
and tell him no competing teams.Copy !req
948. We are not gonna work
against each other anymore.Copy !req
949. Two heads are better than one.Copy !req
950. Strike a balance?Copy !req
951. Connected?Copy !req
952. Completely.Copy !req
953. Don't get that.Copy !req
954. I won't.Copy !req
955. All right, you get the idea.Copy !req
956. They learned their lesson
and decided that from now on,Copy !req
957. they would truly stand together.Copy !req
958. They were gonna need it
where they were headed.Copy !req
959. We all were.Copy !req
960. Breathe!Copy !req
961. It was nice seeing you, Nose.Copy !req
962. I promise I'll call you!Copy !req
963. I can't believe we got the rock.Copy !req
964. I know.
What should we wish for first?Copy !req
965. First, I wish these casts were off.Copy !req
966. The rock's potential is bigger than us.Copy !req
967. We gotta be careful and start by...Copy !req
968. Handing it over to me.Copy !req
969. Cole, I think we're gonna
need another trash can.Copy !req
970. It must be Christmas.Copy !req
971. - Hey, she has a rock just like ours.
- That is ours, you dummy.Copy !req
972. - Hey, guys.
- Look who it is.Copy !req
973. Everybody's favorite
booger-eating germophobe.Copy !req
974. What are you doing outside, bubble boy?Copy !req
975. Yeah, what did you wish for, guts?Copy !req
976. No, he came out on his own.Copy !req
977. He didn't need the rock. Ew.Copy !req
978. That's right, I'm not afraid
of anything anymore.Copy !req
979. Not even you, Typeface.Copy !req
980. Put the rock on the ground and step away.Copy !req
981. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
982. - Grab the rock and make a wish.
- It's all for the best, Helvetica.Copy !req
983. Uh-uh, my wishes keep backfiring.
You do it.Copy !req
984. Get it, Helvetica! Do whatever it takes!Copy !req
985. - I thought you told me not to be a bully.
- It's not bullying, if you win.Copy !req
986. Oh, I hate being told what to do.Copy !req
987. Should we follow them, sir?Copy !req
988. I know where they're going.Copy !req
989. I wish... I wish...Copy !req
990. I wish I could fly!Copy !req
991. I got it!Copy !req
992. Where could he be?Copy !req
993. He'll be fine, I'm sure he's just out
playing with his new friends.Copy !req
994. You'll never get it.
It's my rock.Copy !req
995. No, it's not.
Give it to me.Copy !req
996. I wish for really long arms.Copy !req
997. I wish to disappear.Copy !req
998. She's invisible.Copy !req
999. Get it. Run. Hurry up.Copy !req
1000. Reverse invisibility,
and arms back to normal.Copy !req
1001. You know, I always did like you, Laser.Copy !req
1002. Really?Copy !req
1003. Liked.Copy !req
1004. Curbside delivery.Copy !req
1005. Uh, gather round.Copy !req
1006. You'll wanna hear this.Copy !req
1007. You're all fired.Copy !req
1008. This small stone is
the ultimate Black Box,Copy !req
1009. the only upgrade we'll ever need.Copy !req
1010. Wait, why even bother?Copy !req
1011. I could just forget about
the business altogetherCopy !req
1012. and simply wish for a giant pile of money.Copy !req
1013. You see, black becomes colorful,Copy !req
1014. square becomes round
and you become obsolete!Copy !req
1015. I've got all I need right here.Copy !req
1016. But what about me, Dad?Copy !req
1017. Oh, well, you, okay.
You can come too, and you too, Cole.Copy !req
1018. Come on, Dad, you must be joking.Copy !req
1019. My girl, I wish I were.Copy !req
1020. Wish me down.
I'm rehiring you at double your salary.Copy !req
1021. I don't need your money, Mr. Black.
I've got the rock.Copy !req
1022. The adults are gonna wreck
this place for sure.Copy !req
1023. We gotta stop them.Copy !req
1024. - Right.
- Right.Copy !req
1025. Stay back! Stay back!Copy !req
1026. I wish I were...Copy !req
1027. An Oscar Mayer wiener!Copy !req
1028. You!
I'll give you $10 if you help me down.Copy !req
1029. - All right.
- Gingerly.Copy !req
1030. John?Copy !req
1031. Hey, you got your wish.Copy !req
1032. I'm all grown up.Copy !req
1033. Well, hello, I'm Loogie.Copy !req
1034. Also known as...Copy !req
1035. Enough.Copy !req
1036. I wish that I were the most powerful thing
in the entire world.Copy !req
1037. We have to take turns
using the rock to stop him.Copy !req
1038. - Cole, he's our dad, so you and me first.
- What?Copy !req
1039. He needs our help.
He's become drunk with power.Copy !req
1040. I wish I were a giant wasp.Copy !req
1041. Male stuffing!Copy !req
1042. I wish I was a giant...Copy !req
1043. Stuff, stuff, stuff.Copy !req
1044. Missed me. Missed me.Copy !req
1045. I'll teach you to listen
to your Helvetica.Copy !req
1046. Dung beetle?Copy !req
1047. All right, Dad, here I come.Copy !req
1048. How dare you
attack your father?Copy !req
1049. You blinked!Copy !req
1050. Thirty-five hours, 15 minutes
and 20 seconds,Copy !req
1051. and you blinked!Copy !req
1052. You lose, loser!Copy !req
1053. We need backup.
I wish for my alien friends.Copy !req
1054. I wish for my crocodile army.Copy !req
1055. There's a baby out there.Copy !req
1056. Stop.Copy !req
1057. You've made the rock angry.Copy !req
1058. What?Copy !req
1059. It has given life
to your petty desires,Copy !req
1060. but you continue to break its laws.Copy !req
1061. Why are we listening to a baby?Copy !req
1062. In your greedy hands,
it could mean the end of the world,Copy !req
1063. even the end of the universe.Copy !req
1064. What's wrong?Copy !req
1065. The rock grows weary.Copy !req
1066. It cannot sustain
the strain on its powers.Copy !req
1067. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1068. We have to get rid of the rock,
or it will destroy us all.Copy !req
1069. - How?
- I've got it.Copy !req
1070. It's something I've been working on
for the latest upgradeCopy !req
1071. - to extend Black Box battery life.
- Really?Copy !req
1072. It's germs.Copy !req
1073. "Germs"?Copy !req
1074. Dip your hands in.Copy !req
1075. Oh, my gosh.
Ugh, it's warm.Copy !req
1076. It collects and magnifies the energyCopy !req
1077. from the mitochondria
in every cell in your body.Copy !req
1078. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1079. Hold hands.Copy !req
1080. Ew!Copy !req
1081. Our combined energy
will get rid of the rock.Copy !req
1082. But we must stand together, as one.Copy !req
1083. We know we have disrespected you.Copy !req
1084. Leave us now,
and we shall pick up the pieces,Copy !req
1085. learning from our mistakes.Copy !req
1086. I need a new diaper.Copy !req
1087. Over there!Copy !req
1088. The rainbow's end.Copy !req
1089. Not the end, the beginning.Copy !req
1090. For someone else to find.Copy !req
1091. Hopefully, they'll use it
wiser than we did.Copy !req
1092. Mr. Black, we just wanna say both
Team A and Team B will help rebuild.Copy !req
1093. But not as separate entities.Copy !req
1094. The power is in all of us.Copy !req
1095. And if we work together,
we can move mountains.Copy !req
1096. Or really big rocks.Copy !req
1097. Agreed.Copy !req
1098. Sweet muscles.Copy !req
1099. That's not what I had in mind.Copy !req
1100. Is this your special friend?Copy !req
1101. I'm Helvetica.Copy !req
1102. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1103. So we're friends.Copy !req
1104. Let's settle for no longer enemies.Copy !req
1105. So that's pretty much
how that week went.Copy !req
1106. I made some new friends.Copy !req
1107. Loogie and his brothers got
the adventure of their young lives.Copy !req
1108. And my parents finally came together.Copy !req
1109. For the first time, really.Copy !req
1110. Or at least that's how they put it.Copy !req
1111. Nose and his dad teamed up
and continued working on experimentsCopy !req
1112. on personal hygiene.Copy !req
1113. Which I'm indebted to you for.Copy !req
1114. My dad didn't make partner,
but he and Mr. Black became friends.Copy !req
1115. Not best friends, but good friends.Copy !req
1116. Seeing as how they might
get to be family someday.Copy !req
1117. Um, I didn't agree to that.Copy !req
1118. Oh, you will. Just wait.Copy !req
1119. The Black Box was never perfected.Copy !req
1120. In fact, Mr. Black initiated
a top-to-bottom redesign.Copy !req
1121. He thought he should do something
to change the world for the better,Copy !req
1122. so he went green.Copy !req
1123. But it could never do
what the Rainbow Rock could do.Copy !req
1124. And even if it could,
would we really want it?Copy !req
1125. Sometimes wishing does make it so.Copy !req
1126. But be sure you're wishing for
something worth wishing for.Copy !req
1127. I wish we were
in a Hollywood movie.Copy !req
1128. Yeah.
Like that's gonna happen.Copy !req
1129. I wish I had telekinesis!Copy !req
1130. Hey,Copy !req
1131. this song that's playing right now
is something I wrote.Copy !req
1132. I got my wish.Copy !req