1. Welcome.Copy !req
2. You're just in time
for our story.Copy !req
3. An epic detective adventure.Copy !req
4. Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest...Copy !req
5. Oh, let's do
"Gnomeo and Juliet" instead!Copy !req
6. Yeah, we've already
done that.Copy !req
7. Hey, hey, I know!
"Game of Gnomes!"Copy !req
8. - Or "The Gnome Ranger."
- No, we're doing this.Copy !req
9. Sherlock Holmes, the greatest
detective of all time.Copy !req
10. And ours
will be the best ever.Copy !req
11. Because our Sherlock
is a...Copy !req
12. Let's do "The Twilight Gnome."Copy !req
13. - No, no!
- Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming."Copy !req
14. Or "Indiana Gnomes."Copy !req
15. No! Because our Sherlock
is a garden gnome!Copy !req
16. He's a garden gnome! Okay?Copy !req
17. Oh, well, why didn't you
just say that?Copy !req
18. Prepare for a tale
of suspense,Copy !req
19. intrigue, and mystery.Copy !req
20. Ooh, mystery.Copy !req
21. Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."Copy !req
22. The final clue, Watson.Copy !req
23. The kidnapped gnomes
are in the museum.Copy !req
24. And seconds away
from being smashed!Copy !req
25. We shall see about that.Copy !req
26. - Help!
- Help.Copy !req
27. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
28. Help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
29. Oh, Sherlock.Copy !req
30. How can I resist
a request like that?Copy !req
31. Ta-da! Here I am! Your
favorite evil pie mascot.Copy !req
32. Though I said "evil",
I do cry at sad films.Copy !req
33. I'm very complex.
Don't try and get me.Copy !req
34. Shirley.
Could I call you that?Copy !req
35. You are just in time to see
these gnomes go extinct.Copy !req
36. This stops now, Moriarty.Copy !req
37. Oh, be honest, Sherlock.Copy !req
38. You enjoy our little game
as much as I do.Copy !req
39. This is no game.Copy !req
40. I am the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
41. If you are the sworn protector
of the city's gnomes,Copy !req
42. then I am
their sworn destroyer!Copy !req
43. And we will keep playing
this little game, Sherlock,Copy !req
44. until I crush
every last gnome in London.Copy !req
45. I'll stop you
until the day I die.Copy !req
46. Oh, lightbulb moment.Copy !req
47. What is it?
Yeah, today's that day.Copy !req
48. Come, Sherlock.
Come dance with me.Copy !req
49. Ow!Copy !req
50. No!Copy !req
51. Fudge buckets.Copy !req
52. Sherlock!Copy !req
53. No thanks needed.Copy !req
54. It is my sworn duty
to protect you.Copy !req
55. No hugs.Copy !req
56. - Oh, Watson.
- Yes, Sherlock?Copy !req
57. Yours, I believe.Copy !req
58. It's over, Watson.Copy !req
59. With Moriarty gone,Copy !req
60. London is once again safe
for all garden gnomes.Copy !req
61. Our new home in London.Copy !req
62. Oh, doesn't it look lovely?Copy !req
63. It's a long way
from Stratford-upon-Avon.Copy !req
64. But a lot
closer to the grandkids.Copy !req
65. And we'll feel better once we
get our gnomes in the garden.Copy !req
66. London.Copy !req
67. A brand new
adventure for us,Copy !req
68. and our star-crossed lovers,Copy !req
69. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
70. Right. Let's go out
and buy an expensive coffee.Copy !req
71. That's what people
do around here.Copy !req
72. Oh, yes,
I've been practicing my order.Copy !req
73. A skinny triple shot
soy latte, extra dry.Copy !req
74. What a dump!Copy !req
75. Where's the new garden?Copy !req
76. This is the new garden, Fawn.Copy !req
77. Naw, I'm going
back in the box.Copy !req
78. Girls! Language.Copy !req
79. I guess it's a fixer-upper?Copy !req
80. Well, I thinkCopy !req
81. that it's the most beautiful
garden in the worldCopy !req
82. because you're standing in it.Copy !req
83. - Oof, that was super cheesy.
- Aw, seriously?Copy !req
84. I practiced that line in the
car for about 10 minutes.Copy !req
85. It was, like, awful.Copy !req
86. Oh, I bet there's a pretty
good view up there.Copy !req
87. I'll let you know
when I get there first.Copy !req
88. Right, come here.Copy !req
89. Whoa!Copy !req
90. You win.Copy !req
91. Come here.Copy !req
92. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
93. Think of all the adventures
we're gonna have.Copy !req
94. Juliet, come down this
instant, before you fall.Copy !req
95. When is he gonna realizeCopy !req
96. you're the toughest gnome
in the garden?Copy !req
97. Now that was a good line.Copy !req
98. She loves me.Copy !req
99. She loves me not.
She loves me...Copy !req
100. Oh, hi, Nanette.Copy !req
101. Ooh, I think someone's
got a crush on someone.Copy !req
102. Mmm. Maybe.Copy !req
103. Oh, well, maybe they have
a crush on you back.Copy !req
104. - Do you really think so?
- I don't know.Copy !req
105. - I don't know who it is, do I?
- Oh.Copy !req
106. - Gather 'round, everyone.
- Come on, everybody.Copy !req
107. Choppity-chop!
We have an announcement.Copy !req
108. Lord Redbrick and I
are officially retiring.Copy !req
109. We both think a new gardenCopy !req
110. is the perfect opportunity
to name new leaders.Copy !req
111. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
112. Us?Copy !req
113. Hurray for nepotism.
Unbelievable.Copy !req
114. Gnomeo and Juliet will lead usCopy !req
115. in preparing the garden
for winter.Copy !req
116. As soon as the garden
blooms in the spring,Copy !req
117. we'll have a Seedling
Ceremony to celebrate.Copy !req
118. - Come along, dear.
- Ooh.Copy !req
119. Look at this place.
Isn't it perfect?Copy !req
120. It's awful.Copy !req
121. Unbelievably awful.
But it is ours.Copy !req
122. Yeah, it's ours.Copy !req
123. And I'm gonna
show this garden who's boss.Copy !req
124. Hmm.Copy !req
125. Watson! Look what you've done
to the globe.Copy !req
126. Me?Copy !req
127. - You're the one who kicked it.
- Because you ducked.Copy !req
128. The very reason you're wearing
padding is so I can kick you.Copy !req
129. I am not your punching bag!Copy !req
130. Don't be absurd.
Of course you are.Copy !req
131. Oh, how I miss
having a proper enemy.Copy !req
132. Well, I'm sorry
I'm not Moriarty.Copy !req
133. Sherlock! Watson!
Just look at this mess!Copy !req
134. How many times
have I told you?Copy !req
135. If you want to practice
fighting, do it outside!Copy !req
136. We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson.Copy !req
137. Sherlock Gnomes!
Sherlock Gnomes!Copy !req
138. And Dr. W...
Ooh! Oof!Copy !req
139. Finally, a new case.Copy !req
140. - What seems to be the trouble?
- It's my friends.Copy !req
141. All my friends.
The whole garden.Copy !req
142. They've disappeared.
They're all gone!Copy !req
143. A whole garden?Copy !req
144. Watson, gnomes are in danger.
To the scene of the crime.Copy !req
145. Breaking news!Copy !req
146. While London prepares for its
largest fireworks display ever,Copy !req
147. something barely newsworthy
is happeningCopy !req
148. in the gardens
across the capital.Copy !req
149. Someone is out there
stealing innocent gnomes.Copy !req
150. Like Barry. Barry was just
sitting there, doing nothing.Copy !req
151. Now he's gone.Copy !req
152. And Barry is just
the tip of the iceberg.Copy !req
153. Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.Copy !req
154. This weird gnome
with his sparkly piano, gone!Copy !req
155. These gnomes on a pig,
for no reason.Copy !req
156. I hope that's not ham
on that pizza.Copy !req
157. All gone! The list goes on.Copy !req
158. When contacted,
the police said...Copy !req
159. We have no time for this.
Please don't contact us again.Copy !req
160. They're clearly swamped.Copy !req
161. Some say it's a job
for Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
162. Others say
it's a slow news day.Copy !req
163. All right, Barbara,
time for bed.Copy !req
164. Ugh.Copy !req
165. Humans are tiresomely naive.Copy !req
166. It is an ornamental crime on a
scale we have never seen before.Copy !req
167. This garden alone
lost 10 gnomes today.Copy !req
168. Grass, perfectly even.
Soil, undisturbed.Copy !req
169. Ant colony, thriving.Copy !req
170. - Do you see it, Watson?
- Yes, there are no footprints.Copy !req
171. Hmm.Copy !req
172. Hmm.Copy !req
173. Someone kidnapped all the
gnomes from this backyardCopy !req
174. without leaving
a single footprint.Copy !req
175. A gnome can dream.Copy !req
176. - Benny.
- Aye?Copy !req
177. So, have you talked
to the lucky lady yet?Copy !req
178. Told your mystery crush
you adore her?Copy !req
179. Funny you should say that...Copy !req
180. - No.
- Well, why not?Copy !req
181. Is she that scary?
Is she? I mean, is she?Copy !req
182. She can be.Copy !req
183. La vida buena.Copy !req
184. Don't work too hard, Mankini.Copy !req
185. You've only been lying there
for four days.Copy !req
186. Sun's out, buns out!Copy !req
187. I'm okay.Copy !req
188. Hey, we said that we were gonna plant
these next to the shed, remember?Copy !req
189. Yeah, but they look
better there.Copy !req
190. Oh, all right. I suppose.Copy !req
191. Here. Let me help you
with that.Copy !req
192. Whoa, hey!Copy !req
193. - I feel sick.
- Me, too.Copy !req
194. This garden is still missing something.
Something special.Copy !req
195. Oh, I was just thinking that.Copy !req
196. Do you know what would
be great? Maybe...Copy !req
197. Something that will tie
the whole garden together.Copy !req
198. What about
a new centerpiece?Copy !req
199. - I'm gonna throw up.
- I've got it.Copy !req
200. We need a new centerpiece.Copy !req
201. That's exactly
what I just said.Copy !req
202. Never mind, great minds
thing alike. Am I right?Copy !req
203. Oh, there's so much to do.
I better get started on it.Copy !req
204. Awkward.Copy !req
205. Don't you worry. I know her.Copy !req
206. And she was hanging on
to your every word.Copy !req
207. I think he bought it.Copy !req
208. Ever since
we took over the garden,Copy !req
209. it's like she's not
listening to me anymore.Copy !req
210. Eh? Oh, sorry,
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
211. But I have got an idea.Copy !req
212. You should do
a grand romantic gesture.Copy !req
213. Something reckless
and life-threatening.Copy !req
214. I've got it!Copy !req
215. Go to the zoo
and steal a lion!Copy !req
216. Then fight the lion
in front of Juliet.Copy !req
217. I am not fighting a lion.Copy !req
218. It doesn't have to be a lion.Copy !req
219. It could be a tiger.
Or an angry penguin.Copy !req
220. I mean,
it's either that or flowers.Copy !req
221. Flowers? That's it.Copy !req
222. I'll get her our special
flower for the centerpiece.Copy !req
223. Nanette, you're a genius.Copy !req
224. Oi, Benny, can you give me
a hand with something?Copy !req
225. Step into my office.Copy !req
226. The previous owners
left a bunchCopy !req
227. of amazing electronics
in here.Copy !req
228. Ta-da!Copy !req
229. Um...Copy !req
230. It was on the computer
when I found it.Copy !req
231. Yeah, mate.
Yeah, sure it was.Copy !req
232. Right. Image search.Copy !req
233. All right, type in
"Cupid's Arrow Orchid".Copy !req
234. You just have to hit it.
Just click it.Copy !req
235. Just click the thing! You don't have
to type the whole sent... All right.Copy !req
236. Tell me when you see it.
Tell me when you see it.Copy !req
237. That's the one!Copy !req
238. First time we met we was
trying to get one of those.Copy !req
239. So, we just need to find a
flower shop that sells 'em.Copy !req
240. Zero-point-eight miles.Copy !req
241. And looks like there's a massive blue
line on the ground you can follow.Copy !req
242. Isn't that handy?Copy !req
243. Let's do this.Copy !req
244. I'll have eyes and ears on you
at all times.Copy !req
245. All right, mate?
Let's go liberate a flower!Copy !req
246. Tiny Dancer,
come in, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
247. This is Benny 101
dash brackets the BenlordCopy !req
248. close brackets
exclamation markCopy !req
249. smiley-face emoji
dollar sign dollar sign.Copy !req
250. You have got to pick
another code name.Copy !req
251. There's no time.Copy !req
252. - Benny, can you...
- Benny 101 dash bracketsCopy !req
253. the Benlord close brackets
exclamation markCopy !req
254. smiley-face emoji dollar
sign dollar sign. Yes?Copy !req
255. Can you pull up
the shop's blueprintsCopy !req
256. and show me
the best entry points?Copy !req
257. Yes, I can.Copy !req
258. No, I can't.Copy !req
259. You...Copy !req
260. I see a ventilation shaft.
Will that get me inside?Copy !req
261. Ooh.Copy !req
262. I have no idea.
It might. Over.Copy !req
263. All right. I'm in.Copy !req
264. Nice work, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
265. Ooh, that must
be the burglar alarm.Copy !req
266. What's your plan, Tiny D?Copy !req
267. Just the usual.
Totally wing it,Copy !req
268. risk life and limb,
escape by the skin of my teeth.Copy !req
269. I call it
"pulling a Gnomeo."Copy !req
270. And, uh,
don't call me Tiny D.Copy !req
271. Gnomeo? Hey, Benny,
have you seen Gnomeo?Copy !req
272. No! Well, maybe.Copy !req
273. Is that Gnomeo?
He left the garden?Copy !req
274. - Oh, no.
- Where is he? What is he doing?Copy !req
275. Oh, fertilizer.Copy !req
276. Next time, remember
to have an escape plan.Copy !req
277. If there is a next time.Copy !req
278. Hurry.Copy !req
279. Eight gardens of
gnomes vanish into thin air.Copy !req
280. No clues. Not so much
as a single footprint.Copy !req
281. There is only one ornament evil
enough and brilliant enoughCopy !req
282. to pull off
such a diabolical scheme.Copy !req
283. Moriarty.Copy !req
284. Moriarty?
But that's impossible.Copy !req
285. Moriarty was smashed.
We saw it.Copy !req
286. We can't have seen
the complete picture.Copy !req
287. He's alive.Copy !req
288. How could he possibly
have survived?Copy !req
289. Anyway, Moriarty
always left us a clue,Copy !req
290. his calling card.Copy !req
291. Yes. What am I missing?Copy !req
292. Watson, give me your map.Copy !req
293. The gnomes
that just moved in...Copy !req
294. Where do they live?Copy !req
295. I believe right here.Copy !req
296. A-ha! Do you see, Watson?Copy !req
297. Moriarty has left
his calling card.Copy !req
298. "M"!Copy !req
299. Hurry, Watson! Those gnomes
are in terrible danger.Copy !req
300. Juliet! Wait! Stop! I...Copy !req
301. I... I can explain.Copy !req
302. What on Earth
were you thinking?Copy !req
303. I was getting this!Copy !req
304. Remember this?Copy !req
305. You risked getting smashed
for some flower?Copy !req
306. Not some flower, our flower.
I did this for you.Copy !req
307. You did this for me? For me?Copy !req
308. I've got responsibilities.
I don't have time for this!Copy !req
309. No, you just
don't have time for us.Copy !req
310. There will be plenty
of time for usCopy !req
311. after I get the garden ready.Copy !req
312. Unbelievable!Copy !req
313. What do you care more about,
the garden or me?Copy !req
314. - Oh. You're being ridiculous!
- That is not an answer.Copy !req
315. The garden can't wait
and you can!Copy !req
316. Gnomeo, help!
There's something here!Copy !req
317. It's a... Whoa!Copy !req
318. Benny! What's going on?Copy !req
319. - Dad!
- Mom!Copy !req
320. - Nanette!
- Benny!Copy !req
321. Ju, they're all gone.Copy !req
322. We're too late.Copy !req
323. Please step back.Copy !req
324. This is an active
crime scene.Copy !req
325. Hey! Who are you and what are
you doing in our garden?Copy !req
326. Your garden?Copy !req
327. Where were the two of you
when this happened?Copy !req
328. Oh... They were having
a lovers' quarrel.Copy !req
329. See how she's
facing away from him?Copy !req
330. She's angry with him.Copy !req
331. The flower in his hand was
intended as a romantic gesture.Copy !req
332. A desperate act
that predictably backfired.Copy !req
333. - Oi!
- Watson.Copy !req
334. Search the west quadrant.Copy !req
335. If that fiend is behind this,Copy !req
336. he will have left
his calling card.Copy !req
337. What's this?Copy !req
338. Let me see that.Copy !req
339. Tell me what it is.Copy !req
340. It's a clue.Copy !req
341. It will lead us
to our next destination.Copy !req
342. And if you ever want to see
your friends and family again,Copy !req
343. you'll hand it over.Copy !req
344. The nine.Copy !req
345. There is a slight crack
in its leg.Copy !req
346. Hmm. Where have I seen
this particular nine before?Copy !req
347. Nine, nine, nine, nine...Copy !req
348. Nine! I've got it!Copy !req
349. To Chinatown, Watson.Copy !req
350. The game is afoot.Copy !req
351. Mate,
you're going nowhere...Copy !req
352. Stay here!
We're on the case.Copy !req
353. What a complete and total...Copy !req
354. Get up.
We're going after them.Copy !req
355. Wait!Copy !req
356. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
357. Wait!Copy !req
358. All ahead full, Watson.Copy !req
359. No, wait for us!Copy !req
360. Hold on!Copy !req
361. Forget them!
We can handle this ourselves.Copy !req
362. Or do the exact opposite.
Your call.Copy !req
363. Keep those tablets
coming, Watson.Copy !req
364. The water level.
It's dropping.Copy !req
365. Cut the engines!Copy !req
366. Now tell us
what happened to our family.Copy !req
367. We don't have time for this.
Will you please step aside?Copy !req
368. Not until you tell us
what's going on.Copy !req
369. Hmm?Copy !req
370. - Oh. Too late.
- What's too late?Copy !req
371. Oh, here they come.Copy !req
372. And now we have a rat problem,Copy !req
373. thanks to these
meddlesome amateurs.Copy !req
374. If you don't
want to get trampled,Copy !req
375. I suggest you help
Watson pull.Copy !req
376. Come on! Give me a hand.Copy !req
377. Oh, phew.Copy !req
378. "Phew"? Young gnome,Copy !req
379. what exactly do you think
those rats were running from?Copy !req
380. Oh, no.Copy !req
381. There!
That's our way out!Copy !req
382. Sherlock! Hold on!Copy !req
383. Are you okay?Copy !req
384. You were saying,
uh, something aboutCopy !req
385. "meddlesome amateurs"?Copy !req
386. I stand by that assessment.Copy !req
387. But if you insist on meddling, perhaps
you could supplement Watson's efforts.Copy !req
388. How thoughtful.Copy !req
389. What did you say
your names were?Copy !req
390. - We didn't. I'm Gnomeo.
- Juliet.Copy !req
391. I'm Sherlock Gnomes, the world's
first consulting detectiveCopy !req
392. and sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
393. - And I am...
- No time for that now, Watson.Copy !req
394. To the surface!
We've not a moment to lose.Copy !req
395. Look, now we're on the team, how
about you tell us what's going on?Copy !req
396. Starting with this.Copy !req
397. The "M" stands for Sherlock's
archenemy, Moriarty.Copy !req
398. Some ornaments
are just manufactured evil.Copy !req
399. And Moriarty, he was
the most evil of the lot.Copy !req
400. For years, Moriarty terrorized
the ornamental world...Copy !req
401. Oh.Copy !req
402. Until he met his match
in Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
403. Suddenly he had
a worthy opponent.Copy !req
404. Hmm.Copy !req
405. And beating Sherlock
became his obsession.Copy !req
406. So Moriarty began to play
his terrible game.Copy !req
407. He would kidnap gnomes...Copy !req
408. leave a trail of clues
as to their location...Copy !req
409. and challenge us to find them
within 24 hours or he'd smash them.Copy !req
410. He's gonna smash
our friends and family?Copy !req
411. So, how do we stop him?Copy !req
412. We play his game. For now.Copy !req
413. We follow his trail of clues
and find the gnomes.Copy !req
414. The 9 with
a crack in its leg.Copy !req
415. Just as I remembered.
Curly Fu's Emporium.Copy !req
416. Let's go 'round the back.Copy !req
417. The next clue will be inside.Copy !req
418. If you recall,Copy !req
419. the last time we were here
it was a bit of a catastrophe.Copy !req
420. Yes. I have a memory
of some slight unpleasantness.Copy !req
421. Put these on
so we don't get spotted.Copy !req
422. Now, just act natural.Copy !req
423. I think that suits you.Copy !req
424. Focus.Copy !req
425. There, you see.
We're blending in perfectly.Copy !req
426. I'm fairly sure
we've been spotted.Copy !req
427. Her Highness, the Grand
Empress dowager Pom-Pom!Copy !req
428. Empress Pom-Pom remembers you,
Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
429. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
430. - Not fondly.
- Ah.Copy !req
431. Well, that's less good,
isn't it?Copy !req
432. I see you got the orchid I sent to
apologize for our last encounter.Copy !req
433. A gracious gift.Copy !req
434. But you are not the one
who offended the Empress.Copy !req
435. Sherlock is.Copy !req
436. As such, I'm afraid
I must ask you all to leave.Copy !req
437. Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Out, out, out!Copy !req
438. He's very sorry.Copy !req
439. Tell her how sorry you are.Copy !req
440. I'm sorry that I wasted
my time solving your case.Copy !req
441. Now, technically,
that was an apology.Copy !req
442. Dozens of gnomes
are in danger,Copy !req
443. so would you kindly step asideCopy !req
444. and let me continue
my investigation?Copy !req
445. No.Copy !req
446. Please.Copy !req
447. We just need
to take a look around.Copy !req
448. It's very important.Copy !req
449. Wait, wait, wait.
Let me explain.Copy !req
450. Wait. I'm warning you.
Back off!Copy !req
451. Guards!Copy !req
452. Watson, you'll have
to fend them off.Copy !req
453. I'm going clue hunting.Copy !req
454. Right. Here we go again.Copy !req
455. You help Watson,
I'll help Sherlock.Copy !req
456. - Huh? Oh, great.
- You can handle it.Copy !req
457. I was always more
of a dog person, anyway.Copy !req
458. What are you looking for?Copy !req
459. An assistant who
asks fewer questions!Copy !req
460. Are you always
this rude?Copy !req
461. That's a question.Copy !req
462. A-ha!Copy !req
463. That should not be here.Copy !req
464. A clock is a terribly offensive
gift in Chinese culture.Copy !req
465. How cryptic.Copy !req
466. Ooh.Copy !req
467. Classic Moriarty.Copy !req
468. - A plane? Is that the clue?
- "NV."Copy !req
469. All part of Moriarty's game.Copy !req
470. Curious. A different pattern.Copy !req
471. What's that supposed to mean?
Let me see that.Copy !req
472. Miss Juliet,
you must trust me.Copy !req
473. My methods
may be unconventional,Copy !req
474. but I will find
your family and friends.Copy !req
475. Um, we should go.Copy !req
476. Other way!Copy !req
477. Suction cups.Copy !req
478. Paper lanterns.
That might work.Copy !req
479. Gnomeo!Copy !req
480. This way. Hurry up.Copy !req
481. Watson, that lamp
across the street.Copy !req
482. Put these on.
Follow me! Quickly now.Copy !req
483. You may want to go faster.Copy !req
484. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
485. Come on!Copy !req
486. Come on! Bring your lanterns.Copy !req
487. Get ready
with those suction cups.Copy !req
488. On my mark.Copy !req
489. Wait, what are we doing?Copy !req
490. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
491. Have you solved the clue?Copy !req
492. Where are we going next?Copy !req
493. I'll explain later.
Right now, just hold on.Copy !req
494. We'll have to jump
onto that tree!Copy !req
495. The Natural History Museum.Copy !req
496. The site of our last
showdown with Moriarty.Copy !req
497. Of course! That's where
the clue is leading us.Copy !req
498. Oh, don't be absurd.Copy !req
499. Moriarty would never choose
such an obvious location.Copy !req
500. All right, smart guy.
What's your plan?Copy !req
501. Well, if you must know,Copy !req
502. we are going to the
De Jong Modern Art Gallery.Copy !req
503. I haven't cracked
the latest clue yet,Copy !req
504. and the art helps me ruminate.Copy !req
505. That's your plan?
Art and thinking?Copy !req
506. The museum's right there.
Let's just go check it out.Copy !req
507. Mate, think about it. You beat
this guy in the museum, right?Copy !req
508. And now he wants revenge.
Don't you get it?Copy !req
509. He's waiting for you
at the museum,Copy !req
510. he wants a rematch.Copy !req
511. Plus, we can get in
right there.Copy !req
512. Are you...? Is he even
listening to me?Copy !req
513. He's not listening. Look.Copy !req
514. Oh, good, you stopped talking.
Now we can go to the gallery.Copy !req
515. You know what?
Good luck with that.Copy !req
516. We're going to the museum.Copy !req
517. Let's just go to the gallery.Copy !req
518. Are you serious?Copy !req
519. You're seriously
choosing him over me?Copy !req
520. I'm not choosing anyone.Copy !req
521. Sherlock knows this
Moriarty guy and you don't.Copy !req
522. We're supposed to be a team.
Gnomeo and Juliet, remember?Copy !req
523. We are a team.Copy !req
524. Well, it doesn't
feel like it.Copy !req
525. It hasn't felt like it
since we moved here.Copy !req
526. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
527. Are you with me or not?Copy !req
528. Don't do this.Copy !req
529. And there it is.Copy !req
530. Good. Now we can go
to the gallery.Copy !req
531. - Should we go after him?
- No! No, we should not.Copy !req
532. But you may.Copy !req
533. Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
534. Don't worry.
I'll get him back.Copy !req
535. Gnomeo!Copy !req
536. Gnomeo?Copy !req
537. Oh, don't make me say it.Copy !req
538. Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?Copy !req
539. - You all right, mate?
- Oh! Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
540. Oh, it's just you, then.Copy !req
541. We were hoping
you'd join us at the gallery.Copy !req
542. Not gonna happen, mate.Copy !req
543. We are right about the museum.
Let's show 'em.Copy !req
544. Why do you keep looking back?Copy !req
545. He just severed
your partnership.Copy !req
546. We didn't break up.
It was just a fight.Copy !req
547. - Hmm.
- What exactly does "Hmm" mean?Copy !req
548. It means you were
young and in love,Copy !req
549. but your new garden duties were too
much for a young couple to handle.Copy !req
550. Likelihood of a breakup, 99%.Copy !req
551. Ninety-nine percent?Copy !req
552. I rounded down.Copy !req
553. Look, you just focusCopy !req
554. on finding my friends
and family.Copy !req
555. Gnomeo and I will be fine.Copy !req
556. - Did you see that?
- No footprints. Of course.Copy !req
557. Oh, no. Quickly.Copy !req
558. Look,
I know you're angry.Copy !req
559. How would you feel?Copy !req
560. It's like she doesn't
even care about me!Copy !req
561. A partner who takes you
for granted.Copy !req
562. Can't think
of what that's like.Copy !req
563. I don't know how you put up
with that gnome.Copy !req
564. And if we had six months,
I'd list all his faults.Copy !req
565. But despite them,
he is a brilliant detective.Copy !req
566. We all have our good
and bad sides.Copy !req
567. Sherlock, Miss Juliet...Copy !req
568. me.Copy !req
569. Do you know what, mate?
You're right.Copy !req
570. I shouldn't have left her.Copy !req
571. I need to go back.
I need to make this right.Copy !req
572. What is that?Copy !req
573. I'm a gargoyle, mate!
Also, your worst nightmare!Copy !req
574. Come here!Copy !req
575. Go on. Run.Copy !req
576. You're never gonna get away
on those stubby little legs!Copy !req
577. Up there!Copy !req
578. Oi, ugly! Over here!Copy !req
579. Go!Copy !req
580. Ugly, am I?Copy !req
581. Gotcha.Copy !req
582. Do you know up close
you're actually quite handsome?Copy !req
583. Now. Let's go.Copy !req
584. Gnomeo!Copy !req
585. Ah!Copy !req
586. Watson.Copy !req
587. No.Copy !req
588. Come along, Miss Juliet.Copy !req
589. We must keep going.Copy !req
590. All those gnomes
are depending on us.Copy !req
591. Sherlock,
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
592. I can't imagine
what you're feeling.Copy !req
593. This is the darkest day
of my career.Copy !req
594. I cannot believe that Moriarty
is working with gargoyles!Copy !req
595. Wait, what?Copy !req
596. As soon as this case is over,
I must retrieve Watson's map.Copy !req
597. That's what you care about?
Gargoyles and some stupid map?Copy !req
598. It's one of a kind.
In the wrong hands...Copy !req
599. Gnomeo got taken.
He is gone!Copy !req
600. And Watson just got smashed.
Why aren't you sad or angry?Copy !req
601. Sadness and anger will not
help me save one single gnome.Copy !req
602. Emotion
is the enemy of logic.Copy !req
603. That is not an answer.Copy !req
604. The case can't wait.
You can.Copy !req
605. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
606. Oi! Ronnie!Copy !req
607. This one's a handful.Copy !req
608. What, I got to babysit?Copy !req
609. And you get to do
all the creepingCopy !req
610. and the kidnapping
and fun stuff?Copy !req
611. Two words, Reggie:
un... fair.Copy !req
612. The boss likes me
more than he likes you.Copy !req
613. I can't help that.Copy !req
614. Let me out, you big...Copy !req
615. Yay!Copy !req
616. Yay!Copy !req
617. - Gnomeo.
- Mum!Copy !req
618. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
619. Did those awful monsters
hurt you?Copy !req
620. Mum, I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
621. Juliet's not with you.
Where is she? Is she okay?Copy !req
622. I don't know.
She's still out there.Copy !req
623. We split up and I need
to get back to her.Copy !req
624. She dumped you.
I knew it!Copy !req
625. I don't know why you thought
you could fix thingsCopy !req
626. with a grand
romantic gesture.Copy !req
627. That is just dumb.Copy !req
628. Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!Copy !req
629. Well, she didn't dump me,
no thanks to you.Copy !req
630. And wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo"
means doing something cool.Copy !req
631. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
632. That's totally
how we all use that phrase.Copy !req
633. What's going on here?Copy !req
634. Apparently,
gnomes were going missing.Copy !req
635. These guys got a bit
worried about us.Copy !req
636. So they brought us here
for safekeeping.Copy !req
637. And they're gonna take us homeCopy !req
638. after this
Fireworks Night thingy.Copy !req
639. Yeah, they even promised us
a "big surprise".Copy !req
640. And they did that
when they said it,Copy !req
641. which I thought seemed
a bit ominous.Copy !req
642. Like we weren't gonna get
a big surprise...Copy !req
643. or if we do, it's gonna be
something unspeakably horrific.Copy !req
644. But it might just be balloons.Copy !req
645. Oh, that's great, guys.
You go have fun.Copy !req
646. Hola, Gnomeo.Copy !req
647. We're in trouble.Copy !req
648. We know, dear. We didn't
want to worry the others.Copy !req
649. How bad is it?Copy !req
650. This guy Moriarty, he's gonna
smash us all tomorrow night.Copy !req
651. We're going to be smashed?Copy !req
652. This guy said we're all going
to be smashed tomorrow!Copy !req
653. Smashed?Copy !req
654. Well, that's not
a very good surprise.Copy !req
655. Quiet down, now.Copy !req
656. You're giving me a headache.Copy !req
657. And I'm not very nice
with a headache.Copy !req
658. Come on.
Miss Juliet, I've got it!Copy !req
659. I've cracked...Copy !req
660. Oh.Copy !req
661. Ah. Hmm.Copy !req
662. cracked the clue. I believe
I've cracked the clue.Copy !req
663. Oh, right up
the back of my nose.Copy !req
664. The circle on the toy planeCopy !req
665. is a symbol used
by the Royal Air Force.Copy !req
666. And the squadron code "NV"Copy !req
667. said quickly
form the word "envy,"Copy !req
668. as in "green with envy."Copy !req
669. Which gives us
"royal" and "green".Copy !req
670. The plane itself is the
last piece of the puzzle...Copy !req
671. for the planatus tree,
or "plane tree",Copy !req
672. is the most common tree
in Royal Green Park!Copy !req
673. It's nearly 9:00.Copy !req
674. We're running out of time
to save those gnomes.Copy !req
675. Sherlock,
it's broad daylight.Copy !req
676. How are we supposed to get around
a park without anyone seeing us?Copy !req
677. Ah, fear not. I am not just
a master of deduction.Copy !req
678. I am also
a master of disguise.Copy !req
679. Sorry.Copy !req
680. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
681. Left, right. Left, right.
Now scurry.Copy !req
682. - Stop!
- Ooh.Copy !req
683. Careful.Copy !req
684. Now wag your tail.
Go on, wag it. Quickly.Copy !req
685. Wag it!Copy !req
686. Just when I think
you couldn't get more annoying.Copy !req
687. Oh, that is the least
realistic tail-wagging I have ever seen.Copy !req
688. Oh, forgive me.
I've never beenCopy !req
689. the back end
of a squirrel before.Copy !req
690. You should have told me that before
I took you on as my assistant.Copy !req
691. I'm not your...Copy !req
692. Do you hear that?Copy !req
693. Hmm.Copy !req
694. That's not a bird.Copy !req
695. That's the call of
the Peruvian snapping turtle.Copy !req
696. Hmm. Where is it?Copy !req
697. A-ha!Copy !req
698. The Peruvian snapping turtle
is famous for burying its eggs.Copy !req
699. He must have buried the clue.Copy !req
700. Oh. It's been dug up by...Copy !req
701. Oh.Copy !req
702. Don't move.Copy !req
703. It's just a dog.Copy !req
704. That is no mere dog.Copy !req
705. That, my dear, is the hound
owned by the Baskervilles.Copy !req
706. And, in this very park,
that very hound bit me!Copy !req
707. And I'm siding
with the dog here.Copy !req
708. First Chinatown,
now this fleabag.Copy !req
709. This is no coincidence.Copy !req
710. Careful. The clue
is stuck to a squeaky toy.Copy !req
711. Easy does it.Copy !req
712. Gently.Copy !req
713. Got it.Copy !req
714. Quietly now.Copy !req
715. And whatever you do, don't...Copy !req
716. Oh.Copy !req
717. Good doggy!
Good doggy!Copy !req
718. - This way!
- No, this way.Copy !req
719. Now hold on tight.Copy !req
720. Oh!Copy !req
721. Ooh! Let go!Copy !req
722. Who's a good doggy?Copy !req
723. Just grab the clue!Copy !req
724. Got it! Uh-oh.Copy !req
725. There.
That wasn't so...Copy !req
726. Bad!Copy !req
727. Miss Juliet,
for future reference,Copy !req
728. that's not how a squirrel
wags its tail.Copy !req
729. This is.Copy !req
730. Do you see what I'm doing?
See? Do you see?Copy !req
731. Yes, you're acting
like a rear end.Copy !req
732. Can we check out the clue?Copy !req
733. Of course
this would be next.Copy !req
734. Moriarty, you monster!Copy !req
735. Forcing me
to face my greatest fears!Copy !req
736. A button? Really?Copy !req
737. Very well.
If he wants to dance,Copy !req
738. then dance we shall.Copy !req
739. Hmm?Copy !req
740. Right. He's asleep.Copy !req
741. There must be
a way out of here.Copy !req
742. The door is locked, so the
only way out is the skylight.Copy !req
743. But there's no way
to get up there.Copy !req
744. There has to be.Copy !req
745. I'm gonna do whatever
it takes to get us outCopy !req
746. and back to Juliet.Copy !req
747. I've got an idea.
I just need a...Copy !req
748. Oh, good boy, Shroom.Copy !req
749. All right.Copy !req
750. I could
scale those bricks,Copy !req
751. use the Goons
to swing to the beam,Copy !req
752. tightrope walk across it,Copy !req
753. reach the skylight,
get around the door,Copy !req
754. open it from the other side
and lead everyone to...Copy !req
755. Freedom!Copy !req
756. Yeah, thanks, Nanette.Copy !req
757. If you're going to escape,Copy !req
758. we'll create a distraction.Copy !req
759. What's going on?Copy !req
760. Ooh.Copy !req
761. He looks like
a fairy-tale princess.Copy !req
762. I like fairy tales.
Don't tell Reggie.Copy !req
763. I believe we've just found our distraction.Copy !req
764. What?Copy !req
765. The button belongs
to my most formidable rival,Copy !req
766. the boss of the scariest
dive in London.Copy !req
767. The Doll Museum?Copy !req
768. The Doll Museum!Copy !req
769. Gregson.Copy !req
770. You sure
you want to come in here?Copy !req
771. I need to speak to your boss.Copy !req
772. Your funeral.Copy !req
773. Yikes! Is that the boss?Copy !req
774. Not him.Copy !req
775. Nope, not him.Copy !req
776. Her.Copy !req
777. Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
778. Oh, my favorite arm.Copy !req
779. You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.Copy !req
780. Hello, Irene.Copy !req
781. Well...
you're looking... well.Copy !req
782. A letter! You ended
our engagement in a letter.Copy !req
783. You two were engaged?Copy !req
784. And now,
after months of silence,Copy !req
785. you show up with this
cheap porcelain thing?Copy !req
786. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
787. She's just my assistant.Copy !req
788. Oh, I am not your assistant.Copy !req
789. Better get
your stories straight.Copy !req
790. Irene, this is important.Copy !req
791. This is one of yours,
isn't it?Copy !req
792. I don't know, Sherlock.Copy !req
793. There's an awful lot
of buttons in this city.Copy !req
794. Irene, please,
just hand over the clue.Copy !req
795. Of course.
You're only here on work.Copy !req
796. But your case can wait.
It's showtime.Copy !req
797. See if you can deduce
who this song is about. Hmm.Copy !req
798. Well, that was
rather unpleasant.Copy !req
799. Really? I thought she
made some good points.Copy !req
800. Irene will need at least
one hour to cool down.Copy !req
801. We don't have an hour.
Gnomeo is still out there.Copy !req
802. Listen up, doll!
You've got something I need,Copy !req
803. and I'm not leaving here
without it.Copy !req
804. Are you insane? You cannot
provoke Irene like that.Copy !req
805. There's no telling
what she'll... Ooh!Copy !req
806. You can come in.Copy !req
807. You can't.Copy !req
808. Oh.Copy !req
809. Oh, hello.Copy !req
810. I thought garden gnomes were
all overweight and bearded.Copy !req
811. But you're actually...Copy !req
812. cute. Hardly any
facial hair at all.Copy !req
813. Would you like some tea?Copy !req
814. Uh, no, thank you.
I just want...Copy !req
815. I've often wondered
what it's like to be a gnome.Copy !req
816. I mean, wearing the same
red dress every dayCopy !req
817. would be like
a fashion prison for me.Copy !req
818. And living outdoors
must be awful!Copy !req
819. Standing outside in the rainCopy !req
820. and the freezing cold.
Like a dog.Copy !req
821. Uh, I don't really
have time for this.Copy !req
822. My family are in danger.Copy !req
823. Please just
hand over the clue.Copy !req
824. Work, work, work.Copy !req
825. Now I see why
Sherlock chose you.Copy !req
826. Sherlock didn't "choose" me.Copy !req
827. And he never will.Copy !req
828. With Sherlock,
work always comes first.Copy !req
829. There's always
another case to crack,Copy !req
830. another mystery to solve,Copy !req
831. another backyard
of gnomes to rescue.Copy !req
832. - You don't understand.
- Oh, I understand perfectly.Copy !req
833. Enough!Copy !req
834. I don't care about Sherlock!Copy !req
835. He is the single most
annoying gnome I've ever met.Copy !req
836. I wouldn't date Sherlock if he
were the last gnome on earth.Copy !req
837. I already have a partner,
and he's nothing like Sherlock.Copy !req
838. Gnomeo is reckless
and emotional.Copy !req
839. And he doesn't treat me
like an assistant.Copy !req
840. He treats me like I'm...Copy !req
841. the toughest gnome
in the garden.Copy !req
842. He believes in me.Copy !req
843. He loves me
with all his heart.Copy !req
844. And if you asked himCopy !req
845. to choose between me and work,
or anything really...Copy !req
846. he'd choose me.Copy !req
847. Every time.Copy !req
848. Hmm.Copy !req
849. A man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
850. You're right,
a man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
851. But the right partner
can make you stronger.Copy !req
852. But I've let mine down.Copy !req
853. And now I need
to make it right.Copy !req
854. All right.
I'll give you what you want.Copy !req
855. But only on two conditions.Copy !req
856. First, you tell Sherlock this had
absolutely nothing to do with him.Copy !req
857. - And second?
- After you save the day,Copy !req
858. you come back
and tell me all about it.Copy !req
859. Well, you got a deal.Copy !req
860. Hmm.Copy !req
861. "You already know
it's all about you.Copy !req
862. So what is the pattern
in the final clue?"Copy !req
863. The patterns.Copy !req
864. Where are they leading us?Copy !req
865. I've got it!Copy !req
866. Traitors' Gate
at the Tower of London,Copy !req
867. where Watson and I
solved our first case.Copy !req
868. But it's on the other side
of the city,Copy !req
869. and we're running out of time!Copy !req
870. Let's go!Copy !req
871. Ladies and gentle-monsters.Copy !req
872. What's going on?
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
873. What's happening?Copy !req
874. All right, let's do this.Copy !req
875. The Royal Gnome
Theater CompanyCopy !req
876. proudly presents
The Princess and the Frog.Copy !req
877. Move out of the way.
Let me see.Copy !req
878. Hello!
Princess Benny is here!Copy !req
879. I love fairy tales.Copy !req
880. Written and directed by me.Copy !req
881. - Stage design by me. Lighting by...
- Keep going.Copy !req
882. Once upon a time,
a beautiful princessCopy !req
883. tiptoed through the forest,Copy !req
884. when she came across a prince who
had been cursed by an evil witch.Copy !req
885. Oh, alas! Cursed am I!
Transformed into a frog.Copy !req
886. Wait a second. What is
wrong with being a frog?Copy !req
887. Oi, Meryl Streep,
just read the lines.Copy !req
888. This is so frogist.Copy !req
889. What can lift
this terrible spell?Copy !req
890. You can tell
a frog didn't write this.Copy !req
891. Actors. Honestly.Copy !req
892. The only way to break
the curse was with a kiss.Copy !req
893. Ooh, great,
they're gonna kiss.Copy !req
894. Oh, no, I can't.Copy !req
895. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
896. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
897. Why can't you kiss me?Copy !req
898. Because
if you love someone,Copy !req
899. you only want to kiss them
if they want to kiss you back.Copy !req
900. But this isn't
the girl you love.Copy !req
901. It's just me! Me!Copy !req
902. Go on! Kiss the frog!Copy !req
903. It's just me. Me!Copy !req
904. Me, me, me!Copy !req
905. Me! Wait. Oh!Copy !req
906. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
907. Huh?Copy !req
908. What was that?Copy !req
909. Just then, a very
handsome suitor arrived.Copy !req
910. Who are you?Copy !req
911. I am Captain Love,
AKA The Love Machine,Copy !req
912. AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy.Copy !req
913. Bunnies, give me a beat.Copy !req
914. Watch these moves! Whoo!Copy !req
915. Come on, bunnies!
Let's party!Copy !req
916. Dance with me!Copy !req
917. All right.Copy !req
918. And whatever you
do, don't look behind you.Copy !req
919. Yes.Copy !req
920. Oh, no!Copy !req
921. Whoo! Party time!Copy !req
922. Ronnie, what is going on?Copy !req
923. They're putting on a show.Copy !req
924. Showtime's over. Bag them up!Copy !req
925. Boss says it's time
for their big surprise.Copy !req
926. We're too late.Copy !req
927. Where are the gnomes?Copy !req
928. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
929. No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.Copy !req
930. Watson?Copy !req
931. But that's impossible.Copy !req
932. Not impossible.
Merely improbable.Copy !req
933. It wasn't an M.
It was a W, for Watson.Copy !req
934. But I knew
you'd miss that.Copy !req
935. Because it had to do
with me.Copy !req
936. This was my game.Copy !req
937. But we saw you fall!
We saw you get smashed!Copy !req
938. No. You heard me
get smashed.Copy !req
939. I caught myself
before I landed.Copy !req
940. As for the sound
you heard...Copy !req
941. just a flowerpot.Copy !req
942. What have you done
with the gnomes?Copy !req
943. What have you done
with Gnomeo?Copy !req
944. They're all fine. They're
right behind that door.Copy !req
945. Miss Juliet, I am sorry
I had to involve your garden.Copy !req
946. But this was the only way
to get through to Sherlock.Copy !req
947. You did all this?Copy !req
948. But why?Copy !req
949. Because we used to be a team.Copy !req
950. Sherlock and Watson, friends,
partners in crime-solving.Copy !req
951. But over time,
you stopped respecting me.Copy !req
952. The only ornament
you respected was Moriarty.Copy !req
953. There was only one way
I could prove myself to you.Copy !req
954. I had to pretend
to be Moriarty.Copy !req
955. I orchestrated this game.Copy !req
956. I challenged you
to a battle of wits.Copy !req
957. And you won. You beat me.Copy !req
958. That's all I wanted to hear.Copy !req
959. And now
you and I are finished.Copy !req
960. Maybe you'll treat your next
partner a little better.Copy !req
961. Yeah, when you two
have quite finished,Copy !req
962. can we please
free the gnomes now?Copy !req
963. Of course.
With my apologies.Copy !req
964. Since my friends
live here at Traitors' Gate,Copy !req
965. this was the best place to
ensure the gnomes would be safe.Copy !req
966. I designed the room to be
as pleasant as possible.Copy !req
967. They've even got mini-golf.Copy !req
968. Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette!Copy !req
969. Where are they?Copy !req
970. Not here. Never were.Copy !req
971. What do you mean?
What's going on?Copy !req
972. Why don't you
enlighten our small friend?Copy !req
973. Here's the thing, mate.Copy !req
974. We, we don't actually
work for you.Copy !req
975. What are you talking about?
Get off me.Copy !req
976. Sherlock! Do something!Copy !req
977. Look at you.Copy !req
978. What a loser.Copy !req
979. No. No! You can't do this.Copy !req
980. What's happening?
Where are they taking us?Copy !req
981. I don't know. The gnomes, they
were supposed to be there!Copy !req
982. Sherlock. Sherlock!Copy !req
983. For goodness sake, will you
please just say something?Copy !req
984. Limestone.Copy !req
985. He meant
say something useful.Copy !req
986. I just did.Copy !req
987. The substance on my shoe,
it's limestone.Copy !req
988. The gargoyles lied.Copy !req
989. They are not
from Traitors' Gate.Copy !req
990. So, if we can deduce
where they're really from...Copy !req
991. We'll find the gnomes.Copy !req
992. That's why I kicked him.Copy !req
993. To see quite literally
what he was made of.Copy !req
994. The gargoyles
also reeked of salt.Copy !req
995. Here, taste my shoe.Copy !req
996. No. Just keep going.Copy !req
997. So the gargoyles
must live close to water.Copy !req
998. Now, place your hands on this wall.
Do you feel that?Copy !req
999. That is the steady thrumCopy !req
1000. of a marine
propulsion engine, meaning...Copy !req
1001. We're on a ship.Copy !req
1002. The HMS Nimrod,
to be precise.Copy !req
1003. We've just set sail,
headed east,Copy !req
1004. directly towards a structure
which is both on the waterCopy !req
1005. and protected
by limestone gargoyles.Copy !req
1006. Tower Bridge! The gnomes
must be hidden inside.Copy !req
1007. Oh, no. Now I understand
why he put us on this ship.Copy !req
1008. Wait. What?
Who put us on this ship?Copy !req
1009. That's impossible.
He was smashed. I saw it.Copy !req
1010. Surprise, Sherlock!Copy !req
1011. Sorry to not be in touch.
I was pretending to be dead.Copy !req
1012. Oh, also, I hate you.Copy !req
1013. Moriarty,
how awful to see you.Copy !req
1014. So how have I been?
I've been just peachy!Copy !req
1015. Took up fishing. Gave up fishing.
It's really boring.Copy !req
1016. But I did plot
your destructionCopy !req
1017. with the help
of my friends here.Copy !req
1018. Of course, they were
actually working for me!Copy !req
1019. I mean, I came up with the
Sistine Chapel of evil plans.Copy !req
1020. It's got a double-cross,
it's got a triple-cross,Copy !req
1021. I was smashed, he was smashed.Copy !req
1022. I mean, to be fair,
it is needlessly complicated,Copy !req
1023. but that's what
supervillains do!Copy !req
1024. I know you like it when you
think I don't understand,Copy !req
1025. but this time
I really don't understand.Copy !req
1026. What happened at
the Natural History Museum?Copy !req
1027. Well, now,
that's a funny story.Copy !req
1028. You thought I was deaded.Copy !req
1029. But I've always been
a lucky pie,Copy !req
1030. and that was
my luckiest day ever.Copy !req
1031. Not only did I
not get squished,Copy !req
1032. in that moment I saw how I could
finally bring you down, Sherlock.Copy !req
1033. - Yours, I believe.
- I saw how you treated Watson.Copy !req
1034. Poor old miserabubble Watson.
He looked so sad.Copy !req
1035. So I thought, I'll use that.Copy !req
1036. I sent the gargoyles
to you, Watson,Copy !req
1037. and they let you think
you were in charge.Copy !req
1038. As if!Copy !req
1039. You know what
your problem is, Watson?Copy !req
1040. You're too nice, too trusting.Copy !req
1041. Too... ugh.Copy !req
1042. Never trust a gargoyle or
prunes past their sell-by date.Copy !req
1043. While you were playing
at supervillains,Copy !req
1044. I saw your map.Copy !req
1045. And then I could carry out
the real plan, my plan!Copy !req
1046. Capturing every single gnome
in London.Copy !req
1047. Selfie time!Copy !req
1048. Oh, no.Copy !req
1049. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1050. They didn't have to be
glued down in a giant M,Copy !req
1051. but it's the little touches that
make a plan really evil, you know?Copy !req
1052. He's not there.Copy !req
1053. Can you guess what happens
next? Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
1054. Screen share, screen share.
How do I screen...Copy !req
1055. This is where we storedCopy !req
1056. the kidnapped gnomes
on the bridge.Copy !req
1057. Then we brought them
to this room here,Copy !req
1058. for the main event.Copy !req
1059. And when
your warship arrives,Copy !req
1060. the bridge will rise upCopy !req
1061. and the 500-ton
counterweight will fall,Copy !req
1062. crushing the gnomes,Copy !req
1063. making you
the very instrumentCopy !req
1064. of their demise.Copy !req
1065. Yes, you, Sherlock,Copy !req
1066. will be the unwitting
executionerCopy !req
1067. of every single gnome
in London.Copy !req
1068. So, how do I get out
of screen share?Copy !req
1069. How do I get out of...Copy !req
1070. Oh, a-ha!Copy !req
1071. Oh, Sherlock, I can see
all the cogs turning in there,Copy !req
1072. trying to work out
how to stop me.Copy !req
1073. But it's too late.Copy !req
1074. Your pretty boat
is nearly here.Copy !req
1075. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
1076. So the game is not afoot,
or a hand, or a leg.Copy !req
1077. It's just over.Copy !req
1078. And you lose.Copy !req
1079. Bye!Copy !req
1080. So, Watson,
on a scale of 1 to 10,Copy !req
1081. how well do you think
this is going?Copy !req
1082. I never meant for any gnome
to get hurt. You know that.Copy !req
1083. Hey, knock it off,
both of you.Copy !req
1084. Watson screwed up,
but you did, too.Copy !req
1085. - What did I do?
- The same thing I did.Copy !req
1086. We took our best friends for
granted, we stopped listening.Copy !req
1087. We stopped giving them
the respect they deserve.Copy !req
1088. They were the last thing
we were thinking about,Copy !req
1089. and they should
have been the first.Copy !req
1090. I suppose somewhere within that
haystack of emotional twaddleCopy !req
1091. there may lie
a thin needle of truth.Copy !req
1092. One last case.Copy !req
1093. One last case.Copy !req
1094. Good.Copy !req
1095. Now let's get off this ship
and save those gnomes.Copy !req
1096. Let's go.Copy !req
1097. It's all clear.Copy !req
1098. Follow me.Copy !req
1099. We need that soap.Copy !req
1100. Of course, to unstick
the gnomes from the pie filling.Copy !req
1101. Perfect deduction, Watson.Copy !req
1102. Now we need to find a way
to get to Tower Bridge.Copy !req
1103. Hmm.Copy !req
1104. I'll drive.Copy !req
1105. Uh, Miss Juliet,
maybe we should slow down!Copy !req
1106. What are we doing up here?Copy !req
1107. Shouldn't we be
saving the gnomes?Copy !req
1108. The only way
to save the gnomesCopy !req
1109. is to find a way to stop
the bridge from opening.Copy !req
1110. Clear the bridge.Copy !req
1111. Clear the bridge.Copy !req
1112. All pedestrians
behind the barriers.Copy !req
1113. HMS Nimrod,
this is Tower Bridge.Copy !req
1114. Commencing your
20:43 bridge lift.Copy !req
1115. We got to make them think there's
still people on the bridge.Copy !req
1116. Now, can you guys handle that?Copy !req
1117. Oh, absolutely, definitely.
Positively. Piece of cake.Copy !req
1118. Yes! I'm off to go
and help the others.Copy !req
1119. - So, uh, what are we doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1120. We got to do something.Copy !req
1121. Well, we are on a river.Copy !req
1122. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
1123. Bloomin' heck! There's
still people on the bridge.Copy !req
1124. Nimrod,
stop your approach.Copy !req
1125. There are some people
on the bridge... Riverdancing!Copy !req
1126. Sherlock!Copy !req
1127. And this is why you don't
make the gloating phone callCopy !req
1128. until after all the gnomes
are smashed.Copy !req
1129. Can you be a lamb
and get me a weapon?Copy !req
1130. Something lethal
but... oh, oh, fun!Copy !req
1131. Look! Someone must have
stopped the bridge!Copy !req
1132. Gnomeo.Copy !req
1133. "Move to the city," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.Copy !req
1134. Sherlock!Copy !req
1135. Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy...Copy !req
1136. Who...
Who the heck are you?Copy !req
1137. - I'm the gnome that's gonna...
- No!Copy !req
1138. This is my show!
I do the one-liners.Copy !req
1139. You don't get one-liners.Copy !req
1140. It seems we have
a party crasher.Copy !req
1141. Would you two
show him the door?Copy !req
1142. It'll be our pleasure,
guvnor.Copy !req
1143. This is too easy.Copy !req
1144. - He's mine.
- No, he's mine.Copy !req
1145. Wait.
What are you doing?Copy !req
1146. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
1147. Gotcha.Copy !req
1148. Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry.
I thought I'd lost you.Copy !req
1149. That's never gonna happen.Copy !req
1150. Look!Copy !req
1151. Ah, yes. Not good.Copy !req
1152. Would you mind taking care of
them so we can save the gnomes?Copy !req
1153. Leave it with us.
Good luck.Copy !req
1154. Fertilizer face!
Remember me?Copy !req
1155. Come here, pipsqueak!Copy !req
1156. Wait till I get hold of you!Copy !req
1157. I'll draw his fire,
you rescue the gnomes.Copy !req
1158. You trust me
to save the gnomes?Copy !req
1159. Well, of course.
You're Watson.Copy !req
1160. Hmm.Copy !req
1161. Ah! Oh, Sherlock!Copy !req
1162. Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy to...Copy !req
1163. You know what? It
doesn't feel organic anymore.Copy !req
1164. Look, I'm just
gonna smash you.Copy !req
1165. Ha! A miss!
The first of many.Copy !req
1166. Oh, it's my favorite bit.Copy !req
1167. The chase.
Ready or not, here I come!Copy !req
1168. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
1169. Look! It's that guy that
hangs around with Sherlock.Copy !req
1170. Yes, I'm the guy that
hangs around with Sherlock.Copy !req
1171. And I'm here to get you out.Copy !req
1172. Here we go.Copy !req
1173. Oi! Why is he
pouring soap on us?Copy !req
1174. I don't know.
Still, we'll smell nice.Copy !req
1175. He's trying to get us loose.Copy !req
1176. Everyone,
get ready to move.Copy !req
1177. Everyone link arms and pull!Copy !req
1178. Foam party!Copy !req
1179. It pains me to do this,
Sherlock.Copy !req
1180. No one is forcing you,
Moriarty.Copy !req
1181. You're the only one
who gets me.Copy !req
1182. - Not true!
- Ow!Copy !req
1183. I know you, Sherlock.Copy !req
1184. Because I know me.
We are the same.Copy !req
1185. Those aren't the same.Copy !req
1186. They're both
round things that...Copy !req
1187. You know what I mean.Copy !req
1188. They've got to be
'round here somewhere.Copy !req
1189. There!Copy !req
1190. Don't just stand there!
Get her!Copy !req
1191. She's trapped.Copy !req
1192. Oh, dear. You've got nowhere
else to go, twinkletoes.Copy !req
1193. Now!Copy !req
1194. What was that?Copy !req
1195. Stevenson, point
the searchlight at the bridge.Copy !req
1196. The humans!
They've seen us! Freeze!Copy !req
1197. This is your fault.Copy !req
1198. No, it's your fault!Copy !req
1199. Two garden gnomes versus
two giant stone gargoyles.Copy !req
1200. Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet.
They didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
1201. Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.Copy !req
1202. False alarm, Nimrod. Someone had
stuck three garden gnomes on the...Copy !req
1203. Looked like they were dancing.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
1204. Stand by for bridge reopening.Copy !req
1205. Oh, no.Copy !req
1206. Yeah, we didn't even
get to do our big finale.Copy !req
1207. Nimrod,
recommencing bridge opening now.Copy !req
1208. Don't worry,
I'll get you out of here.Copy !req
1209. Oh, my hero.Copy !req
1210. Be brave, my love.
Be brave!Copy !req
1211. This way! The door's here!Copy !req
1212. Come on, quickly now!Copy !req
1213. Help! Help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
1214. Well, of course
it would be that guy.Copy !req
1215. Whoa! Keep me level!Copy !req
1216. Come on, this way.
Out, everybody.Copy !req
1217. Yay!
Thank you, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1218. - Thank you, Dr. Watson.
- You're my hero, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1219. I don't need you, Sherlock.Copy !req
1220. I've got lots of people
who want me as an archenemy.Copy !req
1221. They're queuing up!Copy !req
1222. Ow!Copy !req
1223. I'm popular
and bubbly.Copy !req
1224. I'm a pie about town.Copy !req
1225. You know, you're
very needy for a villain.Copy !req
1226. The bridge is up.
The gnomes are smashed.Copy !req
1227. And I guess this is the end of
our little story, Sherlock.Copy !req
1228. Come now, Moriarty.Copy !req
1229. I think there's
one more twist in the tale.Copy !req
1230. Huh?Copy !req
1231. No!Copy !req
1232. You're past your
sell-by date, Moriarty.Copy !req
1233. You saved them?
My life's work ruined!Copy !req
1234. The Sistine Chapel
of evil plansCopy !req
1235. and you just spray-painted
a cartoon cat all over it!Copy !req
1236. Well, then, sir,
my hat's off to you.Copy !req
1237. Literally.Copy !req
1238. No!Copy !req
1239. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1240. Oh, Sherlock.
You look tired.Copy !req
1241. Why don't you have
a little lie-downCopy !req
1242. while I go chat
to your friends.Copy !req
1243. Yeah. Back in a sec.Copy !req
1244. Whoo!Copy !req
1245. And lift!Copy !req
1246. Again!Copy !req
1247. Watson, behind you!Copy !req
1248. Hello!Copy !req
1249. Poor old miserabubble Watson.Copy !req
1250. - Okay, bye-bye!
- No, Moriarty. Please.Copy !req
1251. Oh, give it up, Sherlock.Copy !req
1252. What you gonna do?
Depress me to death?Copy !req
1253. This is where our story ends.Copy !req
1254. Come, Moriarty.
Come dance with me.Copy !req
1255. Oh, big hairy bums!Copy !req
1256. Sherlock!Copy !req
1257. Ow!Copy !req
1258. Sherlock Gnomes, I shall...Copy !req
1259. This water is disgusting.Copy !req
1260. Oh, it's going in my mouth!
It's going in my mouth!Copy !req
1261. Oh, no, my phone!Copy !req
1262. You'd give your life for me?Copy !req
1263. Of course.Copy !req
1264. Because you're the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1265. No.Copy !req
1266. Because we are
the sworn protectorsCopy !req
1267. of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1268. Watson and Sherlock,
partners and friends.Copy !req
1269. And I promise to treat
my partner a lot better.Copy !req
1270. That is, of course,
if you'll have me back.Copy !req
1271. Watson and Sherlock.Copy !req
1272. I rather like
the sound of that.Copy !req
1273. So, Benny,Copy !req
1274. you know how you said
you only want to kiss someoneCopy !req
1275. if they want to kiss you back?Copy !req
1276. Uh...Copy !req
1277. Well, now is that time.Copy !req
1278. Where did you learn
to kiss like that?Copy !req
1279. The Internet.Copy !req
1280. Not bad for our
first week in London.Copy !req
1281. Well, you're the one
who wanted an adventure.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, with you.
Always with you.Copy !req
1283. What a perfect spring day.Copy !req
1284. The garden looks
absolutely glorious.Copy !req
1285. It truly does.
Juliet, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
1286. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1287. Watson!Copy !req
1288. Oh, Sherlock.
I didn't even see you there.Copy !req
1289. Yes.
I suppose I deserve that.Copy !req
1290. On this day,
the first day of spring,Copy !req
1291. we are here to celebrate
our new leaders,Copy !req
1292. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
1293. Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
1294. A Cupid's Arrow Orchid.
Our flower.Copy !req
1295. So I guess this is
officially our garden now.Copy !req
1296. It is. And I'll never forget the most
important thing in this garden is you.Copy !req
1297. Ooh, that was super cheesy.Copy !req
1298. No, it was
extremely romantic.Copy !req
1299. - Grade-A cheddar.
- Will you shut up and kiss me?Copy !req
1300. Yay! Yay!Copy !req
1301. What?Copy !req
1302. Watson, do you see how
they look at one another?Copy !req
1303. Recalculating likelihood
of breakup at zero percent.Copy !req
1304. Could that possibly
be right?Copy !req
1305. Elementary, my dear Sherlock.
Elementary.Copy !req
1306. Ow!Copy !req
1307. I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req