1. Welcome. You're just in time for
our story. An epic detective adventure.Copy !req
2. Sherlock Holmes, the greatest...Copy !req
3. - Let's do "Gnomeo and Juliet" instead!
- We've already done that.Copy !req
4. - I know! "Game of Gnomes"!
- Or "The Gnome Ranger."Copy !req
5. No, we're doing this.Copy !req
6. Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest detective of all time.Copy !req
7. And ours will be the best ever.Copy !req
8. Because our Sherlock is a...Copy !req
9. - Let's do "The Twilight Gnome."
- No!Copy !req
10. Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming."Copy !req
11. Or "Indiana Gnomes."Copy !req
12. No! Because our Sherlock is a garden gnome!Copy !req
13. He's a garden gnome! Okay?Copy !req
14. Why didn't you just say that?Copy !req
15. Prepare for a tale of suspense,
intrigue, and mystery.Copy !req
16. Mystery.Copy !req
17. Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."Copy !req
18. The final clue.
The kidnapped gnomes are in the museum.Copy !req
19. And seconds away from being smashed!Copy !req
20. We shall see about that.Copy !req
21. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
22. Help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
23. Oh, Sherlock.
How can I resist a request like that?Copy !req
24. Ta-da! Here I am!
Your favorite evil pie mascot.Copy !req
25. Though I said "evil," I do cry at sad films.Copy !req
26. I'm very complex. Don't try and get me.Copy !req
27. Shirley. Could I call you that?Copy !req
28. You are just in time
to see these gnomes go extinct.Copy !req
29. This stops now, Moriarty.Copy !req
30. Be honest, Sherlock.
You enjoy our little game as much as I do.Copy !req
31. This is no game. I am the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
32. If you are the sworn protector
of the city's gnomes,Copy !req
33. then I am their sworn destroyer!Copy !req
34. And we will keep playing
this little game, Sherlock,Copy !req
35. until I crush every last gnome in London.Copy !req
36. I'll stop you until the day I die.Copy !req
37. Oh, lightbulb moment. What is it?Copy !req
38. Yeah, today's that day.Copy !req
39. Come, Sherlock. Come dance with me.Copy !req
40. Ow!Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Fudge buckets.Copy !req
43. Sherlock!Copy !req
44. Hooray, Sherlock! Yay!Copy !req
45. No thanks needed. It is my sworn duty
to protect you. No hugs.Copy !req
46. - Oh, Watson.
- Yes, Sherlock?Copy !req
47. Yours, I believe.Copy !req
48. It's over, Watson.Copy !req
49. With Moriarty gone, London is once again
safe for all garden gnomes.Copy !req
50. Our new home in London.Copy !req
51. Doesn't it look lovely?Copy !req
52. It's a long way from Stratford-upon-Avon.Copy !req
53. But a lot closer to the grandkids.Copy !req
54. We'll feel better
once we get our gnomes in the garden.Copy !req
55. London. A brand-new adventure for us...Copy !req
56. and our star-crossed lovers,Copy !req
57. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
58. Let's go out and buy an expensive coffee.
That's what people do around here.Copy !req
59. I've been practicing my order.Copy !req
60. A skinny triple shot soy latte, extra dry.Copy !req
61. What a dump!Copy !req
62. Where's the new garden?Copy !req
63. This is the new garden, Fawn.Copy !req
64. No, no, I'm going back in the box.Copy !req
65. This garden is:Copy !req
66. This garden is...Copy !req
67. Girls! Language.Copy !req
68. I guess it's a... fixer-upper?Copy !req
69. Well, I think that it's the most
beautiful garden in the world...Copy !req
70. because you're standing in it.Copy !req
71. - That was super cheesy.
- Aw, seriously?Copy !req
72. I practiced that line in the car
for about ten minutes.Copy !req
73. It was, like, awful.Copy !req
74. I bet there's a pretty good view up there.Copy !req
75. I'll let you know when I get there first.Copy !req
76. Right, come here.Copy !req
77. You win.Copy !req
78. Come here!Copy !req
79. Think of all the adventures we're gonna have.Copy !req
80. Juliet, come down this instant,
before you fall.Copy !req
81. When is he gonna realize
you're the toughest gnome in the garden?Copy !req
82. Now that was a good line.Copy !req
83. She loves me. She loves me not.
She loves me...Copy !req
84. Hi, Nanette.Copy !req
85. I think someone's got a crush on someone.Copy !req
86. Maybe.Copy !req
87. Maybe they have a crush on you back.Copy !req
88. Do you really think so?Copy !req
89. I don't know. I don't know who it is, do I?Copy !req
90. - Gather 'round, everyone.
- Come on, everybody!Copy !req
91. Choppity-chop! We have an announcement.Copy !req
92. Lord Redbrick and I are officially retiring.Copy !req
93. We both think a new garden
is the perfect opportunityCopy !req
94. to name new leaders.Copy !req
95. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
96. Us?Copy !req
97. Hooray for nepotism. Unbelievable.Copy !req
98. Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us
in preparing the garden for winter.Copy !req
99. As soon as the garden blooms in the spring...Copy !req
100. we'll have a Seedling Ceremony to celebrate.Copy !req
101. Come along, dear.Copy !req
102. Look at this place. Isn't it perfect?Copy !req
103. It's awful.Copy !req
104. Unbelievably awful. But it is ours.Copy !req
105. Yeah, it's ours. And I'm gonna show
this garden who's boss.Copy !req
106. Watson! Look what you've done to the globe.Copy !req
107. Me? You're the one who kicked it.Copy !req
108. Because you ducked. The very reason you're
wearing padding is so I can kick you.Copy !req
109. I am not your punching bag!Copy !req
110. Don't be absurd. Of course you are.Copy !req
111. How I miss having a proper enemy.Copy !req
112. Well, I'm sorry I'm not Moriarty.Copy !req
113. Sherlock! Watson! Just look at this mess!Copy !req
114. How many times have I told you?Copy !req
115. If you want to practice fighting,
do it outside!Copy !req
116. We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson.Copy !req
117. Sherlock Gnomes! Sherlock Gnomes!Copy !req
118. And Dr...Copy !req
119. Finally, a new case.Copy !req
120. - What seems to be the trouble?
- It's my friends.Copy !req
121. All my friends. The whole garden.
They've disappeared. They're all gone!Copy !req
122. A whole garden?Copy !req
123. Watson, gnomes are in danger.
To the scene of the crime.Copy !req
124. Breaking news! While London prepares
for its largest fireworks display ever...Copy !req
125. something barely newsworthy
is happening in London's gardens.Copy !req
126. Someone is stealing innocent gnomes.Copy !req
127. Like Barry. Barry was just sitting there,
doing nothing. Now he's gone.Copy !req
128. And Barry is just the tip of the iceberg.Copy !req
129. Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.Copy !req
130. This weird gnome
with his sparkly piano, gone!Copy !req
131. These gnomes on a pig.
I hope that's not ham on that pizza.Copy !req
132. All gone! The list goes on.Copy !req
133. When contacted, the police said:Copy !req
134. We have no time for this.
Please don't contact us again.Copy !req
135. They're clearly swamped.Copy !req
136. Some say it's a job for Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
137. Others say it's a slow news day.Copy !req
138. All right, Barbara, time for bed.Copy !req
139. Humans are tiresomely naive.Copy !req
140. It is an ornamental crime on a scale
we have never seen before.Copy !req
141. This garden alone lost ten gnomes today.Copy !req
142. Grass, perfectly even. Soil, undisturbed.Copy !req
143. Ant colony, thriving.Copy !req
144. - Do you see it, Watson?
- Yes, there are no footprints.Copy !req
145. Someone kidnapped all the gnomes
from this backyard...Copy !req
146. without leaving a single footprint.Copy !req
147. A gnome can dream.Copy !req
148. Benny.Copy !req
149. So, have you talked to the lucky lady yet?
Told your mystery crush you adore her?Copy !req
150. Funny you should say that. No.Copy !req
151. Why not? Is she that scary? Is she?Copy !req
152. She can be.Copy !req
153. La vida buena.Copy !req
154. Don't work too hard, Mankini. You've only
been lying there for four days.Copy !req
155. Sun's out, buns out!Copy !req
156. I'm okay.Copy !req
157. We said we'd plant these
next to the shed, remember?Copy !req
158. Yeah, but they look better there.Copy !req
159. Oh, all right. I suppose.Copy !req
160. Let me help you with that.Copy !req
161. - I feel sick.
- Me, too.Copy !req
162. This garden is still missing something.
Something special.Copy !req
163. I was just thinking that.
You know what would be great?Copy !req
164. Something that will tie
the whole garden together.Copy !req
165. What about... a new centerpiece?Copy !req
166. I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
167. I've got it. We need a new centerpiece.Copy !req
168. That's exactly what I just said.Copy !req
169. Never mind, great minds think alike.
Am I right?Copy !req
170. There's so much to do.
I better get started on it.Copy !req
171. Awkward.Copy !req
172. Don't you worry. I know her.Copy !req
173. And she was hanging on to your every word.Copy !req
174. I think he bought it.Copy !req
175. Ever since we took over the garden,Copy !req
176. it's like she's not listening to me anymore.Copy !req
177. Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.
But I have got an idea.Copy !req
178. You should do a grand romantic gesture.Copy !req
179. Something reckless and life-threatening.Copy !req
180. This is going to be a terrible ideaCopy !req
181. YesCopy !req
182. I've got it!Copy !req
183. Go to the zoo and steal a lion!
Then fight the lion in front of Juliet.Copy !req
184. I am not fighting a lion.Copy !req
185. It doesn't have to be a lion.
It could be a tiger, or an angry penguin.Copy !req
186. It's either that or flowers.Copy !req
187. That's it! I'll get her our special flower
for the centerpiece.Copy !req
188. Nanette, you're a genius.Copy !req
189. Benny, can you give me a hand with something?Copy !req
190. Step into my office.Copy !req
191. The previous owners left a bunch
of amazing electronics in here.Copy !req
192. Benny and Nanette
Benny and NanetteCopy !req
193. It was on the computer when I found it.Copy !req
194. Yeah, mate. Yeah, sure it was.Copy !req
195. Right. Image search.Copy !req
196. All right, type in "Cupid's Arrow Orchid".Copy !req
197. You just have to hit it. Just click it.Copy !req
198. Just click the thing! You don't have
to type the whole sent... All right.Copy !req
199. Tell me when you see it.Copy !req
200. That's the one!Copy !req
201. First time we met
we was trying to get one of those.Copy !req
202. So, we just need to find a flower shop
that sells them.Copy !req
203. Zero-point-eight miles.Copy !req
204. And looks like there's a massive blue line
on the ground you can follow.Copy !req
205. Isn't that handy?Copy !req
206. Let's do this.Copy !req
207. I'll have eyes and ears on you at all times.Copy !req
208. All right, mate? Let's go liberate a flower!Copy !req
209. Tiny Dancer, come in, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
210. This is Benny 101 dash brackets the BenlordCopy !req
211. closed brackets exclamation mark
smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.Copy !req
212. - You have got to pick another code name.
- There's no time.Copy !req
213. Benny, can you...Copy !req
214. Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord
closed brackets exclamation markCopy !req
215. smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.
Yes?Copy !req
216. Can you pull up the shop's blueprints
and show me the best entry points?Copy !req
217. Yes, I can.Copy !req
218. No, I can't.Copy !req
219. You ca... I see a ventilation shaft.
Will that get me inside?Copy !req
220. I have no idea. It might. Over.Copy !req
221. All right, I'm in.Copy !req
222. Nice work, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
223. That must be the burglar alarm.
What's your plan, Tiny D?Copy !req
224. Just the usual. Totally wing it, risk life
and limb, escape by the skin of my teeth.Copy !req
225. I call it "pulling a Gnomeo."Copy !req
226. And... don't call me Tiny D.Copy !req
227. Gnomeo? Hey, Benny, have you seen Gnomeo?Copy !req
228. No! Well, maybe.Copy !req
229. Is that Gnomeo? He left the garden?Copy !req
230. - Where is he? What is he doing?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
231. Oh, fertilizer.Copy !req
232. Next time, remember to have an escape plan.Copy !req
233. If there is a next time.Copy !req
234. Hurry.Copy !req
235. Eight gardens of gnomes vanish into thin air.Copy !req
236. No clues. Not so much as a single footprint.Copy !req
237. There is only one ornament
evil enough and brilliant enoughCopy !req
238. to pull off such a diabolical scheme.Copy !req
239. Moriarty!Copy !req
240. Moriarty? But that's impossible.
Moriarty was smashed. We saw it.Copy !req
241. We can't have seen the complete picture.
He's alive.Copy !req
242. How could he possibly have survived?Copy !req
243. Anyway, Moriarty always left us a clue,
his calling card.Copy !req
244. Yes. What am I missing?Copy !req
245. Watson, give me your map.Copy !req
246. The gnomes that just moved in...
where do they live?Copy !req
247. I believe right here.Copy !req
248. Do you see, Watson?
Moriarty has left his calling card...Copy !req
249. "M!" Hurry, Watson!
Those gnomes are in terrible danger.Copy !req
250. Juliet! Wait! Stop! I...Copy !req
251. I can explain.Copy !req
252. What on earth were you thinking?Copy !req
253. I was getting this!Copy !req
254. Remember this?Copy !req
255. You risked getting smashed for some flower?Copy !req
256. Not some flower, our flower.
I did this for you.Copy !req
257. You did this for me? For me?Copy !req
258. I've got responsibilities.
I don't have time for this!Copy !req
259. No, you just don't have time for us.Copy !req
260. There will be plenty of time for us
after I get the garden ready.Copy !req
261. Unbelievable! What do you care more
about, the garden or me?Copy !req
262. - You're being ridiculous!
- That is not an answer.Copy !req
263. The garden can't wait and you can!Copy !req
264. Gnomeo, help!
There's something here! It's a...Copy !req
265. Benny! What's going on?Copy !req
266. - Dad!
- Mom!Copy !req
267. - Nanette!
- Benny!Copy !req
268. Ju, they're all gone.Copy !req
269. We're too late.Copy !req
270. Please step back.Copy !req
271. This is an active crime scene.Copy !req
272. Who are you
and what are you doing in our garden?Copy !req
273. Your garden? Where were the two of you
when this happened?Copy !req
274. Oh, they were having a lovers' quarrel.Copy !req
275. See how she's facing away from him?
She's angry with him.Copy !req
276. The flower in his hand was intended
as a romantic gesture,Copy !req
277. a desperate act that predictably backfired.Copy !req
278. Oi!Copy !req
279. Watson, search the west quadrant.Copy !req
280. If that fiend is behind this,
he will have left his calling card.Copy !req
281. What's this?Copy !req
282. - Let me see that.
- Tell me what it is.Copy !req
283. It's a clue. It will lead us
to our next destination.Copy !req
284. If you ever want to see your friends
and family again, you'll hand it over.Copy !req
285. The nine.Copy !req
286. There is a slight crack in its leg.Copy !req
287. Where have I seen
this particular nine before?Copy !req
288. Nine, nine, nine, nine...Copy !req
289. Nine! I've got it!Copy !req
290. To Chinatown, Watson.Copy !req
291. The game is afoot.Copy !req
292. Mate, you're going nowhere...Copy !req
293. Stay here! We're on the case.Copy !req
294. - What a complete and total...
- Get up. We're going after them.Copy !req
295. Wait!Copy !req
296. Wait!Copy !req
297. All ahead full, Watson.Copy !req
298. No, wait for us!Copy !req
299. Hold on!Copy !req
300. Forget them! We can handle this ourselves.Copy !req
301. Or do the exact opposite. Your call.Copy !req
302. Keep those tablets coming, Watson.Copy !req
303. The water level. It's dropping.Copy !req
304. Cut the engines!Copy !req
305. Now tell us what happened to our family.Copy !req
306. We don't have time for this.
Will you please step aside?Copy !req
307. Not until you tell us what's going on.Copy !req
308. - Too late.
- What's too late?Copy !req
309. Oh, here they come.Copy !req
310. And now we have a rat problem,
thanks to these meddlesome amateurs.Copy !req
311. If you don't want to get trampled,
I suggest you help Watson pull.Copy !req
312. Come on! Give me a hand.Copy !req
313. Oh, phew.Copy !req
314. "Phew"? Young gnome,Copy !req
315. what exactly do you think
those rats were running from?Copy !req
316. Oh, no.Copy !req
317. There! That's our way out!Copy !req
318. Sherlock! Hold on!Copy !req
319. Are you okay?Copy !req
320. You were saying something about
"meddlesome amateurs"?Copy !req
321. I stand by that assessment.Copy !req
322. But if you insist on meddling, perhaps
you could supplement Watson's efforts.Copy !req
323. How thoughtful.Copy !req
324. - What did you say your names were?
- We didn't.Copy !req
325. - I'm Gnomeo.
- Juliet.Copy !req
326. I'm Sherlock Gnomes,
the world's first consulting detectiveCopy !req
327. and sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
328. - And I am...
- No time for that now, Watson.Copy !req
329. To the surface! We've not a moment to lose.Copy !req
330. Look, now we're on the team,
how about you tell us what's going on?Copy !req
331. Starting with this.Copy !req
332. The "M" stands for
Sherlock's archenemy, Moriarty.Copy !req
333. Moriarty's pies
The taste that makes you smileCopy !req
334. Filled with goobarb syrup
Makes you eat it all the whileCopy !req
335. Some ornaments are just manufactured evil.Copy !req
336. And Moriarty was the most evil of the lot.Copy !req
337. For years, Moriarty terrorized
the ornamental world...Copy !req
338. until he met his match in Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
339. Suddenly he had a worthy opponent.Copy !req
340. And beating Sherlock became his obsession.Copy !req
341. So Moriarty began to play his terrible game.Copy !req
342. He would kidnap gnomes...Copy !req
343. leave a trail of clues
as to their location...Copy !req
344. and challenge us to find them
within 24 hours or he'd smash them.Copy !req
345. - He's gonna smash our friends and family?
- So, how do we stop him?Copy !req
346. We play his game. For now.Copy !req
347. We follow his trail of clues
and find the gnomes.Copy !req
348. The nine with a crack in its leg.Copy !req
349. Just as I remembered. Curly Fu's Emporium.Copy !req
350. Let's go 'round the back.Copy !req
351. The next clue will be inside.Copy !req
352. If you recall, the last time we were here
it was a bit of a catastrophe.Copy !req
353. Yes. I have a memory
of some slight unpleasantness.Copy !req
354. Put these on so we don't get spotted.Copy !req
355. Now, just act natural.Copy !req
356. - I think that suits you.
- Shh. Focus.Copy !req
357. There, you see? We're blending in perfectly.Copy !req
358. I'm fairly sure we've been spotted.Copy !req
359. Her Highness,
the Grand Empress dowager Pom-Pom!Copy !req
360. Empress Pom-Pom remembers you,
Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
361. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
362. Not fondly.Copy !req
363. Well, that's less good, isn't it?Copy !req
364. I see you got the orchid I sent
to apologize for our last encounter.Copy !req
365. A gracious gift.Copy !req
366. But you are not the one
who offended the Empress, Sherlock is.Copy !req
367. As such, I'm afraid
I must ask you all to leave.Copy !req
368. Shake it, shake it, shake it. Out, out, out!Copy !req
369. He's very sorry.Copy !req
370. Tell her how sorry you are.Copy !req
371. I'm sorry that I wasted my time
solving your case.Copy !req
372. Now, technically, that was an apology.Copy !req
373. Dozens of gnomes are in danger,Copy !req
374. so would you kindly step aside
and let me continue my investigation?Copy !req
375. No.Copy !req
376. Please. We just need to take
a look around. It's very important.Copy !req
377. Wait, wait, wait. Let me explain.Copy !req
378. Wait. I'm warning you. Back off!Copy !req
379. Guards!Copy !req
380. Watson, you fend them off.
I'm going clue hunting.Copy !req
381. Right. Here we go again.Copy !req
382. You help Watson, I'll help Sherlock.Copy !req
383. - Oh, great.
- You can handle it.Copy !req
384. I was always more of a dog person anyway.Copy !req
385. - What are you looking for?
- An assistant who asks fewer questions!Copy !req
386. - Are you always this rude?
- That's a question.Copy !req
387. That should not be here.Copy !req
388. A clock is a terribly offensive gift
in Chinese culture.Copy !req
389. How cryptic.Copy !req
390. Classic Moriarty.Copy !req
391. - A plane? Is that the clue?
- "NV."Copy !req
392. All part of Moriarty's game.Copy !req
393. Curious. A different pattern.Copy !req
394. What's that supposed to mean?
Let me see that.Copy !req
395. Miss Juliet, you must trust me.Copy !req
396. My methods may be unconventional,
but I will find your family and friends.Copy !req
397. We should go.Copy !req
398. Other way!Copy !req
399. Suction cups.Copy !req
400. Paper lanterns. That might work.Copy !req
401. Gnomeo!Copy !req
402. This way. Hurry up.Copy !req
403. Watson, that lamp across the street.Copy !req
404. Put these on. Follow me! Quickly now.Copy !req
405. You may want to go faster.Copy !req
406. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
407. Come on!Copy !req
408. Come on! Bring your lanterns.Copy !req
409. Get ready with those suction cups.
On my mark.Copy !req
410. Wait, what are we doing?Copy !req
411. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
412. Have you solved the clue?
Where are we going next?Copy !req
413. I'll explain later. Right now, just hold on.Copy !req
414. We'll have to jump onto that tree!Copy !req
415. The Natural History Museum.Copy !req
416. The site of our last showdown with Moriarty.Copy !req
417. Of course!
That's where the clue is leading us.Copy !req
418. Oh, don't be absurd. Moriarty would
never choose such an obvious location.Copy !req
419. All right, smart guy, what's your plan?Copy !req
420. Well, if you must know, we are going
to the De Jong Modern Art Gallery.Copy !req
421. I haven't cracked the latest clue yet,
and the art helps me ruminate.Copy !req
422. That's your plan? Art and thinking?Copy !req
423. The museum's right there.
Let's just go check it out.Copy !req
424. Mate, think about it. You beat this guy
in the museum, and now he wants revenge.Copy !req
425. Don't you get it? He's waiting for you
at the museum, he wants a rematch.Copy !req
426. Plus, we can get in right there.Copy !req
427. Are you...? Is he even listening to me?
He's not listening. Look.Copy !req
428. Oh, good, you stopped talking.
Now we can go to the gallery.Copy !req
429. You know what? Good luck with that.
We're going to the museum.Copy !req
430. Let's just go to the gallery.Copy !req
431. Are you serious?
You're seriously choosing him over me?Copy !req
432. I'm not choosing anyone. Sherlock knows
this Moriarty guy and you don't.Copy !req
433. We're supposed to be a team.
Gnomeo and Juliet, remember?Copy !req
434. We are a team.Copy !req
435. It doesn't feel like it. It hasn't
felt like it since we moved here.Copy !req
436. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
437. Are you with me or not?Copy !req
438. Don't do this.Copy !req
439. And there it is.Copy !req
440. Good. Now we can go to the gallery.Copy !req
441. - Should we go after him?
- No! No, we should not.Copy !req
442. But you may.Copy !req
443. Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
444. Don't worry. I'll get him back.Copy !req
445. Gnomeo!Copy !req
446. Gnomeo?Copy !req
447. Oh, don't make me say it.Copy !req
448. Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?Copy !req
449. - You all right, mate?
- Oh! Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
450. Oh, it's just you.Copy !req
451. We were hoping you'd join us at the gallery.Copy !req
452. Not gonna happen, mate. We are right
about the museum. Let's show 'em.Copy !req
453. Why do you keep looking back?
He just severed your partnership.Copy !req
454. We didn't break up. It was just a fight.Copy !req
455. - Hmm.
- What exactly does "Hmm" mean?Copy !req
456. It means you were young and in love,Copy !req
457. but your new garden duties were too much
for a young couple to handle.Copy !req
458. Likelihood of a breakup: 99%.Copy !req
459. 99%?Copy !req
460. I rounded down.Copy !req
461. Look, you just focus on finding my friends
and family. Gnomeo and I will be fine.Copy !req
462. - Did you see that?
- No footprints. Of course.Copy !req
463. Oh, no. Quickly.Copy !req
464. Look, I know you're angry.Copy !req
465. How would you feel? It's like
she doesn't even care about me!Copy !req
466. A partner who takes you for granted.
Can't think of what that's like.Copy !req
467. I don't know how you put up with that gnome.Copy !req
468. If we had six months,
I'd list all his faults.Copy !req
469. But despite them,
he is a brilliant detective.Copy !req
470. We all have our good sides and bad sides.Copy !req
471. Sherlock, Miss Juliet...Copy !req
472. me.Copy !req
473. Do you know what, mate? You're right.
I shouldn't have left her.Copy !req
474. I need to go back. I need to make this right.Copy !req
475. What is that?Copy !req
476. I'm a gargoyle, mate!
Also, your worst nightmare!Copy !req
477. Come here!Copy !req
478. Go on. Run.Copy !req
479. You're never gonna get away
on those stubby little legs!Copy !req
480. Up there!Copy !req
481. Oi, ugly! Over here!Copy !req
482. Go!Copy !req
483. Ugly, am I?Copy !req
484. Gotcha.Copy !req
485. Do you know up close
you're actually quite handsome?Copy !req
486. Now. Let's go.Copy !req
487. Gnomeo!Copy !req
488. Watson.Copy !req
489. No.Copy !req
490. Come along, Miss Juliet.Copy !req
491. We must keep going.Copy !req
492. All those gnomes are depending on us.Copy !req
493. Sherlock, I don't know what to say.
I can't imagine what you're feeling.Copy !req
494. This is the darkest day of my career.Copy !req
495. I cannot believe that Moriarty
is working with gargoyles!Copy !req
496. Wait, what?Copy !req
497. As soon as this case is over,
I must retrieve Watson's map.Copy !req
498. That's what you care about?
Gargoyles and some stupid map?Copy !req
499. It's one of a kind. In the wrong hands...Copy !req
500. Gnomeo got taken. He is gone!Copy !req
501. And Watson just got smashed.
Why aren't you sad or angry?Copy !req
502. Sadness and anger will not help me
save one single gnome.Copy !req
503. Emotion is the enemy of logic.Copy !req
504. That is not an answer.Copy !req
505. The case can't wait. You can.Copy !req
506. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
507. Oi! Ronnie!Copy !req
508. This one's a handful.Copy !req
509. What, I got to babysit?Copy !req
510. And you get to do all the creeping
and the kidnapping and fun stuff?Copy !req
511. Two words, Reggie: un... fair.Copy !req
512. The boss likes me more than he likes you.
I can't help that.Copy !req
513. Let me out, you big...Copy !req
514. - Gnomeo.
- Mum!Copy !req
515. Oh, thank goodness.
Did those awful monsters hurt you?Copy !req
516. Mum, I'm fine.Copy !req
517. Juliet's not with you.
Where is she? Is she okay?Copy !req
518. I don't know. She's still out there.
We split up and I need to get back to her.Copy !req
519. She dumped you. I knew it!Copy !req
520. I don't know why you thought you could
fix things with a grand romantic gesture.Copy !req
521. That is just dumb.Copy !req
522. Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!Copy !req
523. She didn't dump me, no thanks to you.Copy !req
524. Wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo"
means doing something cool.Copy !req
525. Oh, yeah. Right. That's totally
how we all use that phrase.Copy !req
526. What's going on here?Copy !req
527. Apparently gnomes were going missing.
These guys got worried about us.Copy !req
528. So they brought us here for safekeeping.Copy !req
529. They're gonna take us home
after this Fireworks Night thingy.Copy !req
530. Yeah, they even promised us a "big surprise."Copy !req
531. They did that when they said it,
which I thought seemed a bit ominous.Copy !req
532. Like we weren't gonna get a big surprise...Copy !req
533. or if we do, it's gonna be something
really unspeakably horrific.Copy !req
534. But it might just be balloons!Copy !req
535. Oh, that's great, guys. You go have fun.Copy !req
536. Hola, Gnomeo.Copy !req
537. We're in trouble.Copy !req
538. We know, dear.
We didn't want to worry the others.Copy !req
539. How bad is it?Copy !req
540. This guy Moriarty,
he's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.Copy !req
541. We're going to be smashed?Copy !req
542. This guy said we're all going to be
smashed tomorrow!Copy !req
543. Smashed?Copy !req
544. That's not a very good surprise.Copy !req
545. Quiet down... now.Copy !req
546. You're giving me a headache.
And I'm not very nice with a headache.Copy !req
547. Come on. Miss Juliet, I've got it!
I've cracked...Copy !req
548. I believe I've cracked the clue.Copy !req
549. Right up the back of my nose.Copy !req
550. The circle on the toy plane is a symbol
used by the Royal Air Force.Copy !req
551. And the squadron code "NV" said quickly
form the word "envy,"Copy !req
552. as in "green with envy".Copy !req
553. Which gives us "royal" and "green".Copy !req
554. The plane itself
is the last piece of the puzzle...Copy !req
555. for the planatus tree, or "plane tree,"
is the most common treeCopy !req
556. in Royal Green Park!Copy !req
557. It's nearly 9:00. We're running
out of time to save those gnomes.Copy !req
558. Sherlock, it's broad daylight.Copy !req
559. How are we supposed to get around a park
without anyone seeing us?Copy !req
560. Fear not. I am not just
a master of deduction.Copy !req
561. I am also a master of disguise.Copy !req
562. Sorry.Copy !req
563. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
564. Left, right. Left, right. Now scurry.Copy !req
565. Stop!Copy !req
566. Careful.Copy !req
567. Now wag your tail. Go on, wag it. Quickly.Copy !req
568. Wag it!Copy !req
569. Just when I think
you couldn't get more annoying.Copy !req
570. Oh, that is the least realistic
tail-wagging I have ever seen.Copy !req
571. Forgive me. I've never been
the back end of a squirrel before.Copy !req
572. You should have told me that
before I took you on as my assistant.Copy !req
573. I'm not your...Copy !req
574. Do you hear that?Copy !req
575. That's not a bird.Copy !req
576. That's the call
of the Peruvian snapping turtle.Copy !req
577. Where is it?Copy !req
578. Aha!Copy !req
579. The Peruvian snapping turtle
is famous for burying its eggs.Copy !req
580. He must have buried the clue.Copy !req
581. Oh. It's been dug up by...Copy !req
582. Don't move.Copy !req
583. It's just a dog.Copy !req
584. That is no mere dog.Copy !req
585. That, my dear, is the hound
owned by the Baskervilles.Copy !req
586. And, in this very park,
that very hound bit me!Copy !req
587. And I'm siding with the dog here.Copy !req
588. First Chinatown, now this fleabag.Copy !req
589. This is no coincidence.Copy !req
590. Careful. The clue is stuck to a squeaky toy.Copy !req
591. Easy does it.Copy !req
592. Gently.Copy !req
593. Got it.Copy !req
594. Quietly now.Copy !req
595. And whatever you do, don't...Copy !req
596. Good doggy! Good doggy!Copy !req
597. - This way!
- No, this way.Copy !req
598. Now hold on tight.Copy !req
599. Let go!Copy !req
600. Who's... a... good... doggy?Copy !req
601. Just grab the clue!Copy !req
602. Got it!Copy !req
603. There. That wasn't so...Copy !req
604. bad!Copy !req
605. Miss Juliet, for future reference,Copy !req
606. that's not how a squirrel wags its tail.Copy !req
607. This is.Copy !req
608. Do you see what I'm doing? See? Do you see?Copy !req
609. Yes, you're acting like a rear end.
Can we check out the clue?Copy !req
610. Of course this would be next.Copy !req
611. Moriarty, you monster!
Forcing me to face my greatest fears!Copy !req
612. A button? Really?Copy !req
613. Very well. If he wants to dance,
then dance we shall.Copy !req
614. Right. He's asleep.Copy !req
615. There must be a way out of here.Copy !req
616. The door is locked,
so the only way out is the skylight.Copy !req
617. But there's no way to get up there.Copy !req
618. There has to be.Copy !req
619. I'll do whatever it takes to get us out
and back to Juliet.Copy !req
620. I've got an idea. I just need a...Copy !req
621. Good boy, Shroom.Copy !req
622. All right.Copy !req
623. I could scale those bricks,
use the Goons to swing to the beam,Copy !req
624. tightrope walk across it,
reach the skylight, get around the door,Copy !req
625. open it from the other side
and lead everyone to...Copy !req
626. Freedom!Copy !req
627. Yeah, thanks, Nanette.Copy !req
628. If you're going to escape,
we'll need to create a distraction.Copy !req
629. What's going on?Copy !req
630. He looks like a fairy-tale princess.
I like fairy tales. Don't tell Reggie.Copy !req
631. I believe we've just found our distraction.Copy !req
632. What?Copy !req
633. The button belongs
to my most formidable rival,Copy !req
634. the boss of the scariest dive in London.Copy !req
635. The Doll Museum?Copy !req
636. The Doll Museum!Copy !req
637. Gregson.Copy !req
638. You sure you want to come in here?Copy !req
639. I need to speak to your boss.Copy !req
640. Your funeral.Copy !req
641. Yikes! Is that the boss?Copy !req
642. Not him.Copy !req
643. Nope, not him.Copy !req
644. Her.Copy !req
645. Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
646. My favorite arm.Copy !req
647. You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.Copy !req
648. Hello, Irene.Copy !req
649. Well, you're looking... well.Copy !req
650. A letter!
You ended our engagement in a letter.Copy !req
651. You two were engaged?Copy !req
652. And now, after months of silence,Copy !req
653. you show up with this cheap porcelain thing?Copy !req
654. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
655. She's just my assistant.Copy !req
656. I am not your assistant.Copy !req
657. Better get your stories straight.Copy !req
658. Irene, this is important.
This is one of yours, isn't it?Copy !req
659. I don't know, Sherlock. There's
an awful lot of buttons in this city.Copy !req
660. Irene, please, just hand over the clue.Copy !req
661. Of course. You're only here on work.Copy !req
662. But your case can wait. It's showtime.Copy !req
663. See if you can deduce who this song is about.Copy !req
664. Do I look like I need you?Copy !req
665. I'm super deluxe, new improvedCopy !req
666. Better shape, better offCopy !req
667. Stronger than I ever wasCopy !req
668. Whispers tell a lie
Starts a rumor, makes you cryCopy !req
669. It's out there poster sizeCopy !req
670. It's no secret you're no prizeCopy !req
671. I'd never, ever take you back
I'd walk on fire and broken glassCopy !req
672. It's sister time, I'm here to sayCopy !req
673. I never really liked youCopy !req
674. I never really liked you anyway!Copy !req
675. You know you're not messing with me
You know you're not messing with meCopy !req
676. You know you're not messing with me
You know you're not messing with meCopy !req
677. Get on out, it's no man's landCopy !req
678. Gonna set you straight, gotta understandCopy !req
679. I'm the queen bee becauseCopy !req
680. I'm stronger than I ever...Copy !req
681. Stronger than I ever was!Copy !req
682. You know you're not messing with me
You know you're not messing with meCopy !req
683. No, no!Copy !req
684. You know you're not messing with me
You know you're not messing with meCopy !req
685. I'd never, ever take you back
I'd walk on fire and broken glassCopy !req
686. It's sister time, I'm here to sayCopy !req
687. I never really liked youCopy !req
688. I never really liked you anyway!Copy !req
689. Well, that was rather unpleasant.Copy !req
690. Really? I thought she made some good points.Copy !req
691. Irene will need
at least one hour to cool down.Copy !req
692. We don't have an hour.
Gnomeo is still out there.Copy !req
693. Listen up, doll! You've got something I need,Copy !req
694. and I'm not leaving here without it.Copy !req
695. Are you insane?
You cannot provoke Irene like that.Copy !req
696. There's no telling what she'll...Copy !req
697. You can come in.Copy !req
698. You can't.Copy !req
699. Oh, hello.Copy !req
700. I thought garden gnomes
were all overweight and bearded.Copy !req
701. But you're actually...Copy !req
702. cute. Hardly any facial hair at all.Copy !req
703. Would you like some tea?Copy !req
704. No, thank you. I just want...Copy !req
705. I've often wondered
what it's like to be a gnome.Copy !req
706. Wearing the same red dress every day
would be like a fashion prison for me.Copy !req
707. And living outdoors must be awful!Copy !req
708. Standing outside in the rain
and the freezing cold. Like a dog.Copy !req
709. I don't really have time for this.
My family are in danger.Copy !req
710. Please just hand over the clue.Copy !req
711. Work, work, work.
Now I see why Sherlock chose you.Copy !req
712. Sherlock didn't "choose" me.Copy !req
713. And he never will. With Sherlock,
work always comes first.Copy !req
714. There's always another case to crack,
another mystery to solve,Copy !req
715. another backyard of gnomes to rescue.Copy !req
716. - You don't understand.
- Oh, I understand perfectly.Copy !req
717. Enough!Copy !req
718. I don't care about Sherlock!Copy !req
719. He is the single most annoying gnome
I've ever met.Copy !req
720. I wouldn't date Sherlock
if he were the last gnome on earth.Copy !req
721. I already have a partner,
and he's nothing like Sherlock.Copy !req
722. Gnomeo is reckless and emotional.Copy !req
723. And he doesn't treat me like an assistant.
He treats me like I'm...Copy !req
724. the toughest gnome in the garden.Copy !req
725. He believes in me.
He loves me with all his heart.Copy !req
726. And if you asked him to choose
between me and work, or anything really...Copy !req
727. he'd choose me.Copy !req
728. Every time.Copy !req
729. A man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
730. You're right, a man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
731. But the right partner can make you stronger.Copy !req
732. But I've let mine down.
And now I need to make it right.Copy !req
733. All right. I'll give you what you want.Copy !req
734. But only on two conditions. First...Copy !req
735. you tell Sherlock this had
absolutely nothing to do with him.Copy !req
736. And second?Copy !req
737. After you save the day,
you come back and tell me all about it.Copy !req
738. Well, you got a deal.Copy !req
739. "You already know it's all about you.Copy !req
740. So what is the pattern in the final clue?"Copy !req
741. The patterns.Copy !req
742. Where are they leading us?Copy !req
743. I've got it!Copy !req
744. Traitors' Gate at the Tower of London,
where Watson and I solved our first case.Copy !req
745. But it's on the other side of the city.
We're running out of time!Copy !req
746. Let's go!Copy !req
747. Ladies and gentle-monsters.Copy !req
748. What's going on? What are you guys doing?Copy !req
749. What's happening?Copy !req
750. All right, lads, let's do this.Copy !req
751. The Royal Gnome Theater Company proudly
presents "The Princess and the Frog."Copy !req
752. Move out of the way. Let me see.Copy !req
753. Hello! Princess Benny is here!Copy !req
754. I love fairy tales.Copy !req
755. Written and directed by me.
Stage design by me. Lighting by...Copy !req
756. Keep going.Copy !req
757. Once upon a time, a beautiful princess
tiptoed through the forestCopy !req
758. when she came across a prince
who had been cursed by an evil witch.Copy !req
759. Alas, cursed am I! Transformed into a frog.Copy !req
760. Wait a second,
what is wrong with being a frog?Copy !req
761. Oi, Meryl Streep, just read the lines.Copy !req
762. This is so frogist.Copy !req
763. What can lift this terrible spell?Copy !req
764. - You can tell a frog didn't write this.
- Actors. Honestly.Copy !req
765. The only way to break the curse
was with a kiss.Copy !req
766. Great, they're gonna kiss.Copy !req
767. Oh, no, I can't.Copy !req
768. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
769. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
770. Why can't you kiss me?Copy !req
771. If you love someone, you only want to
kiss them if they want to kiss you back.Copy !req
772. But this isn't the girl you love.
It's just me! Me!Copy !req
773. Go on! Kiss the frog!Copy !req
774. It is just me. Me!Copy !req
775. Me, me, me!Copy !req
776. Me! Wait. Oh!Copy !req
777. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
778. What was that?Copy !req
779. Just then, a very handsome suitor arrived.Copy !req
780. Who are you?Copy !req
781. I am Captain Love, AKA The Love Machine,
AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy.Copy !req
782. Bunnies, give me a beat.Copy !req
783. Watch these moves! Whoo!Copy !req
784. Come on, bunnies! Let's party!Copy !req
785. Dance with me!Copy !req
786. All right.Copy !req
787. And whatever you do, don't look behind you.Copy !req
788. Yes.Copy !req
789. - Oh, no.
- Hurry!Copy !req
790. Whoo! Party time!Copy !req
791. Ronnie, what is going on?Copy !req
792. They're putting on a show.Copy !req
793. Showtime's over. Bag them up!Copy !req
794. Boss says it's time for their big surprise.Copy !req
795. We're too late.Copy !req
796. Where are the gnomes?Copy !req
797. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
798. No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.Copy !req
799. Watson?Copy !req
800. But... that's impossible.Copy !req
801. Not impossible. Merely improbable.Copy !req
802. It wasn't an M. It was a W, for Watson.Copy !req
803. But I knew you'd miss that.
Because it had to do with me.Copy !req
804. This was my game.Copy !req
805. But we saw you fall! We saw you get smashed!Copy !req
806. No. You heard me get smashed.Copy !req
807. I caught myself before I landed.Copy !req
808. As for the sound you heard...Copy !req
809. just a flowerpot.Copy !req
810. What have you done with the gnomes?
What have you done with Gnomeo?Copy !req
811. They're all fine.
They're right behind that door.Copy !req
812. Miss Juliet, I am sorry
I had to involve your garden.Copy !req
813. But this was the only way
to get through to Sherlock.Copy !req
814. You did all this?Copy !req
815. But why?Copy !req
816. Because we used to be a team.Copy !req
817. Sherlock and Watson, friends,
partners in crime-solving.Copy !req
818. But over time, you stopped respecting me.Copy !req
819. The only ornament you respected was Moriarty.Copy !req
820. There was only one way
I could prove myself to you:Copy !req
821. I had to pretend to be Moriarty.Copy !req
822. I orchestrated this game.
I challenged you to a battle of wits.Copy !req
823. And you won. You beat me.Copy !req
824. That's all I wanted to hear.Copy !req
825. And now you and I are finished.Copy !req
826. Maybe you'll treat your next partner
a little better.Copy !req
827. Yeah, when you two have quite finished,
can we please free the gnomes now?Copy !req
828. Of course. With my apologies.Copy !req
829. Since my friends live here at Traitors' Gate,Copy !req
830. this was the best place to ensure
the gnomes would be safe.Copy !req
831. I designed the room to be
as pleasant as possible.Copy !req
832. They've even got mini-golf.Copy !req
833. Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette!Copy !req
834. Where are they?Copy !req
835. Not here. Never were.Copy !req
836. What do you mean? What's going on?Copy !req
837. Ronnie, why don't you enlighten
our small friend.Copy !req
838. Here's the thing, mate.
We don't actually work for you.Copy !req
839. What are you talking about?Copy !req
840. Sherlock! Do something!Copy !req
841. Look at you.Copy !req
842. What a loser.Copy !req
843. No. No! You can't do this.Copy !req
844. What's happening? Where are they taking us?Copy !req
845. I don't know. The gnomes,
they were supposed to be there!Copy !req
846. Sherlock. Sherlock!Copy !req
847. For goodness sake,
will you please just say something?Copy !req
848. Limestone.Copy !req
849. - He meant say something useful.
- I just did.Copy !req
850. The substance on my shoe, it's limestone.Copy !req
851. The gargoyles lied.
They are not from Traitors' Gate.Copy !req
852. So, if we can deduce
where they're really from...Copy !req
853. We'll find the gnomes.Copy !req
854. That's why I kicked him. To see
quite literally what he was made of.Copy !req
855. The gargoyles also reeked of salt.
Here, taste my shoe.Copy !req
856. No. Just keep going.Copy !req
857. So the gargoyles must live close to water.Copy !req
858. Now, place your hands on this wall.
Do you feel that?Copy !req
859. That is the steady thrum of
a marine propulsion engine, meaning...Copy !req
860. - We're on a ship.
- The HMS Nimrod, to be precise.Copy !req
861. We've just set sail, headed east,Copy !req
862. directly towards a structure
which is both on the waterCopy !req
863. and protected by limestone gargoyles.Copy !req
864. Tower Bridge!
The gnomes must be hidden inside.Copy !req
865. Oh, no. Now I understand
why he put us on this ship.Copy !req
866. Wait. What? Who put us on this ship?Copy !req
867. That's impossible. He was smashed. I saw it.Copy !req
868. Surprise, Sherlock!Copy !req
869. Sorry to not be in touch.
I was pretending to be dead.Copy !req
870. Oh, also, I hate you.Copy !req
871. Moriarty, how awful to see you.Copy !req
872. So how have I been? I've been just peachy!Copy !req
873. Took up fishing. Gave up fishing.
It's really boring.Copy !req
874. But I did plot your destruction
with the help of my friends here.Copy !req
875. Of course,
they were actually working for me!Copy !req
876. I mean, I came up with the Sistine Chapel
of evil plans.Copy !req
877. It's got a double-cross, a triple-cross,
I was smashed, he was smashed.Copy !req
878. I mean, to be fair,
it is needlessly complicated,Copy !req
879. but that's what supervillains do!Copy !req
880. I know you like it
when you think I don't understand,Copy !req
881. but this time I really don't understand.Copy !req
882. What happened at the Natural History Museum?Copy !req
883. Well, now that's a funny story.Copy !req
884. You thought I was deaded.Copy !req
885. But I've always been a lucky pie,
and that was my luckiest day ever.Copy !req
886. Not only did I not get squished...Copy !req
887. in that moment I saw how I could
finally bring you down, Sherlock.Copy !req
888. - Yours, I believe.
- I saw how you treated Watson.Copy !req
889. Poor old miserabubble Watson.
He looked so sad.Copy !req
890. So I thought, I'll use that.Copy !req
891. I sent the gargoyles to you, Watson,
and they let you think you were in charge.Copy !req
892. As if!Copy !req
893. Know what your problem is, Watson?
You're too nice, too trusting.Copy !req
894. Too...Copy !req
895. Never trust a gargoyle
or prunes past their sell-by date.Copy !req
896. While you were playing at supervillains,
I saw your map.Copy !req
897. Then I could carry out
the real plan, my plan!Copy !req
898. Capturing every single gnome in London.Copy !req
899. Selfie time!Copy !req
900. Oh, no.Copy !req
901. Oh, yes!Copy !req
902. They didn't have to be glued down
in a giant M,Copy !req
903. but it's the little touches that make
a plan really evil, you know?Copy !req
904. He's not there.Copy !req
905. Can you guess what happens next?
Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
906. Screen share, screen share.
How do I screen...?Copy !req
907. This is where we stored
the kidnapped gnomes on the bridge.Copy !req
908. Then we brought them to this room here,
for the main event.Copy !req
909. And when your warship arrives,Copy !req
910. the bridge will rise up
and the 500-ton counterweight will fall...Copy !req
911. crushing the gnomes,
making you the very instrumentCopy !req
912. of their demise.Copy !req
913. Yes, you, Sherlock,Copy !req
914. will be the unwitting executioner
of every single gnome in London.Copy !req
915. So, how do I get out of screen share?Copy !req
916. Oh, aha! Oh, Sherlock,
I can see all the cogs turning in there,Copy !req
917. trying to work out how to stop me.
But it's too late.Copy !req
918. Your pretty boat is nearly here.Copy !req
919. The bridge will open
Smashing all the gnomesCopy !req
920. And what will you do, Sherlock
When all the gnomes are gone?Copy !req
921. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
922. So the game is not afoot, or a hand,
or a leg. It's just over.Copy !req
923. And you lose.Copy !req
924. Bye!Copy !req
925. So, Watson, on a scale of 1 to 10,
how well do you think this is going?Copy !req
926. I never meant for any gnome
to get hurt. You know that.Copy !req
927. Hey, knock it off, both of you.Copy !req
928. - Watson screwed up, but you did, too.
- What did I do?Copy !req
929. The same thing I did. We took our best
friends for granted, we stopped listening.Copy !req
930. We stopped giving them
the respect they deserve.Copy !req
931. They were the last thing we were thinking
about, they should have been the first.Copy !req
932. I suppose somewhere within that
haystack of emotional twaddleCopy !req
933. there may lie a thin needle of truth.Copy !req
934. One last case.Copy !req
935. One last case.Copy !req
936. Good.Copy !req
937. Now let's get off this ship
and save those gnomes.Copy !req
938. Let's go.Copy !req
939. It's all clear.Copy !req
940. Follow me.Copy !req
941. We need that soap.Copy !req
942. Of course, to unstick the gnomes
from the pie filling.Copy !req
943. Perfect deduction, Watson. Now we need
to find a way to get to Tower Bridge.Copy !req
944. I'll drive.Copy !req
945. Miss Juliet, maybe we should slow down!Copy !req
946. What are we doing up here?
Shouldn't we be saving the gnomes?Copy !req
947. The only way to save the gnomesCopy !req
948. is to find a way to stop the bridge
from opening.Copy !req
949. Clear the bridge. Clear the bridge.Copy !req
950. All pedestrians behind the barriers.Copy !req
951. HMS Nimrod, this is Tower Bridge.Copy !req
952. Commencing your 20:43 bridge lift.Copy !req
953. We got to make them think there's still
people on the bridge. Can you handle that?Copy !req
954. Absolutely, definitely.
Positively. Piece of cake.Copy !req
955. Yes! I must go down and help the others.Copy !req
956. - So, what are we doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
957. Well, we got to do something.Copy !req
958. Well, we are on a river.Copy !req
959. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
960. Bloomin' heck!
There's still people on the bridge.Copy !req
961. Nimrod, stop your approach.Copy !req
962. There are some people on the bridge...
Riverdancing!Copy !req
963. Sherlock!Copy !req
964. And this is why you don't make
the gloating phone callCopy !req
965. until after all the gnomes are smashed.Copy !req
966. Can you be a lamb and get me a weapon?
Something lethal but... fun!Copy !req
967. Look! Someone must have stopped the bridge!Copy !req
968. Gnomeo.Copy !req
969. "Move to the city," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.Copy !req
970. Sherlock!Copy !req
971. Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy...Copy !req
972. Who the heck are you?Copy !req
973. - I'm the gnome that's gonna...
- No!Copy !req
974. This is my show! I do the one-liners.
You don't get one-liners.Copy !req
975. It seems we have a party crasher.
Would you two show him the door?Copy !req
976. It'll be our pleasure, guv'nor.
This is too easy.Copy !req
977. - He's mine.
- No, he's mine.Copy !req
978. Wait. What are you doing?Copy !req
979. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
980. Gotcha.Copy !req
981. Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry.
I thought I'd lost you.Copy !req
982. That's never gonna happen.Copy !req
983. Look!Copy !req
984. Ah, yes. Not good. Would you take care
of them so we can save the gnomes?Copy !req
985. Leave it with us. Good luck.Copy !req
986. Fertilizer face! Remember me?Copy !req
987. Come here, pipsqueak!Copy !req
988. Wait till I get hold of you!Copy !req
989. My name is Moriarty
You like to eat my piesCopy !req
990. I'll draw his fire, you rescue the gnomes.Copy !req
991. You trust me to save the gnomes?Copy !req
992. Well, of course. You're Watson.Copy !req
993. Sherlock!Copy !req
994. Surely you didn't think
it would be that... easy... to...Copy !req
995. You know what? It doesn't feel organic
anymore. Look, I'm just gonna smash you.Copy !req
996. Ha! A miss! The first of many.Copy !req
997. It's my favorite bit. The chase.
Ready or not, here I come!Copy !req
998. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
999. Look! It's that guy that hangs around
with Sherlock.Copy !req
1000. Yes, I'm the guy that hangs around
with Sherlock.Copy !req
1001. And I'm here to get you out.Copy !req
1002. Here we go.Copy !req
1003. Hey! Why is he pouring soap on us?Copy !req
1004. I don't know. Still, we'll smell nice.Copy !req
1005. He's trying to get us loose.Copy !req
1006. Everyone get ready to move.Copy !req
1007. Everyone link arms and pull!Copy !req
1008. Foam party!Copy !req
1009. It pains me to do this, Sherlock.Copy !req
1010. No one is forcing you, Moriarty.Copy !req
1011. You're the only one who gets me.Copy !req
1012. And I know you feel the same way about me!Copy !req
1013. Not true!Copy !req
1014. I know you, Sherlock.Copy !req
1015. Because I know me. We are the same.Copy !req
1016. You are the sun and I am the moon!Copy !req
1017. Those aren't the same.Copy !req
1018. They're both round things...
Look, you know what I mean.Copy !req
1019. They've got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
1020. There!Copy !req
1021. Don't just stand there! Get her!Copy !req
1022. She's trapped.Copy !req
1023. Oh, dear. You've got
nowhere else to go, twinkletoes.Copy !req
1024. Now!Copy !req
1025. What was that?Copy !req
1026. Point the searchlight at the bridge.Copy !req
1027. The humans! They've seen us! Freeze!Copy !req
1028. - This is your fault.
- No, it's your fault.Copy !req
1029. Two garden gnomes versus
two giant stone gargoyles.Copy !req
1030. Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet.
They didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
1031. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1032. False alarm, Nimrod.Copy !req
1033. Someone had stuck three garden gnomes
on the... bridge.Copy !req
1034. Looked like they were dancing.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
1035. Stand by for bridge reopening.Copy !req
1036. Oh, no.Copy !req
1037. Yeah, we didn't even get
to do our big finale. What?Copy !req
1038. Nimrod, recommencing bridge opening now.Copy !req
1039. Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.Copy !req
1040. Oh, my hero.Copy !req
1041. Be brave, my love. Be brave!Copy !req
1042. This way! The door's here!Copy !req
1043. Come on, quickly now!Copy !req
1044. Help! Help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
1045. Well, of course it would be that guy.Copy !req
1046. Whoa! Keep me level!Copy !req
1047. Come on, this way. Out, everybody.Copy !req
1048. Thank you, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1049. - Thank you, Dr. Watson.
- You're my hero, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1050. I don't need you, Sherlock. I've got lots
of people who want me as an archenemy.Copy !req
1051. They're queuing up!Copy !req
1052. I'm popular and bubbly.Copy !req
1053. I'm a pie about town.Copy !req
1054. You know, you're very needy for a villain.Copy !req
1055. The bridge is up. The gnomes are smashed.Copy !req
1056. And I guess this is the end
of our little story, Sherlock.Copy !req
1057. Come now, Moriarty.Copy !req
1058. I think there's one more twist in the tale.Copy !req
1059. No!Copy !req
1060. You're past your sell-by date, Moriarty.Copy !req
1061. You saved them? My life's work ruined?Copy !req
1062. The Sistine Chapel of evil plansCopy !req
1063. and you just spray-painted
a cartoon cat all over it!Copy !req
1064. Well, then, sir, my hat's off to you.Copy !req
1065. Literally.Copy !req
1066. No!Copy !req
1067. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1068. Oh, Sherlock. You look tired.Copy !req
1069. Why don't you have a little lie-down
while I go and chat to your friends.Copy !req
1070. Yeah. Back in a sec.Copy !req
1071. And lift!Copy !req
1072. Again!Copy !req
1073. Watson, behind you!Copy !req
1074. Hello!Copy !req
1075. Poor old miserabubble Watson.Copy !req
1076. - Okay, bye-bye!
- No, Moriarty. Please.Copy !req
1077. Give it up, Sherlock.
What you gonna do, depress me to death?Copy !req
1078. This is where our story ends.Copy !req
1079. Come, Moriarty. Come dance with me.Copy !req
1080. Oh, big hairy bums!Copy !req
1081. Sherlock!Copy !req
1082. Ow!Copy !req
1083. Sherlock Gnomes, I shall...Copy !req
1084. This water is disgusting. Oh, it's going
in my mouth! It's going in my mouth!Copy !req
1085. Oh, no, my phone!Copy !req
1086. You'd give your life for me?Copy !req
1087. Of course.Copy !req
1088. Because you're the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1089. No. Because we are the sworn protectors
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1090. Watson and Sherlock, partners and friends.Copy !req
1091. And I promise
to treat my partner a lot better.Copy !req
1092. That is, of course, if you'll have me back.Copy !req
1093. Watson and Sherlock.
I rather like the sound of that.Copy !req
1094. So, Benny, you know how you saidCopy !req
1095. you only want to kiss someone
if they want to kiss you back?Copy !req
1096. Well, now is that time.Copy !req
1097. Where did you learn to kiss like that?Copy !req
1098. The Internet.Copy !req
1099. Not bad for our first week in London.Copy !req
1100. You're the one who wanted an adventure.Copy !req
1101. Yeah, with you. Always with you.Copy !req
1102. What a perfect spring day.Copy !req
1103. The garden looks absolutely glorious.Copy !req
1104. It truly does. Juliet, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
1105. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1106. Watson!Copy !req
1107. Oh, Sherlock. I didn't even see you there.Copy !req
1108. Yes. I suppose I deserve that.Copy !req
1109. This is nice!Copy !req
1110. YesCopy !req
1111. When do we attack?Copy !req
1112. On this day, the first day of spring,Copy !req
1113. we are here to celebrate our new leaders...Copy !req
1114. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
1115. Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
1116. A Cupid's Arrow Orchid. Our flower.Copy !req
1117. So I guess this is officially our garden now.Copy !req
1118. It is. And I'll never forget the most
important thing in this garden is you.Copy !req
1119. That was super cheesy.Copy !req
1120. No, it was extremely romantic.Copy !req
1121. - Grade-A cheddar.
- Will you shut up and kiss me?Copy !req
1122. What?Copy !req
1123. Watson, do you see
how they look at one another?Copy !req
1124. Recalculating likelihood of breakup at 0%.Copy !req
1125. Could that possibly be right?Copy !req
1126. Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Elementary.Copy !req
1127. Ow!Copy !req
1128. I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req