1. Welcome.Copy !req
2. You're just in time for our story.
An epic detective adventure.Copy !req
3. Sherlock Holmes, the greatest...Copy !req
4. Oh, let's do "Gnomeo and Juliet" instead!
We've already done that.Copy !req
5. Hey, hey, I know! "Game of Gnomes"!
Or "The Gnome Ranger."Copy !req
6. No, we're doing this.Copy !req
7. Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest detective of all time.Copy !req
8. And ours will be the best ever.Copy !req
9. Because our Sherlock is a...Copy !req
10. Let's do "The Twilight Gnome."
No!Copy !req
11. Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming."Copy !req
12. Or "Indiana Gnomes."Copy !req
13. No!
Because our Sherlock is a garden gnome!Copy !req
14. He's a garden gnome! Okay?Copy !req
15. Why didn't you just say that?Copy !req
16. Prepare for a tale of suspense,
intrigue, and mystery.Copy !req
17. Ooh, mystery.Copy !req
18. Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."Copy !req
19. The final clue. The kidnapped gnomes
are in the museum.Copy !req
20. And seconds away from being smashed!Copy !req
21. We shall see about that.Copy !req
22. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
23. Help, help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
24. Oh, Sherlock.
How can I resist a request like that?Copy !req
25. Ta-da! Here I am!
Your favorite evil pie mascot.Copy !req
26. Though I said "evil,"
I do cry at sad films.Copy !req
27. I'm very complex. Don't try and get me.Copy !req
28. Shirley. Could I call you that?Copy !req
29. You are just in time
to see these gnomes go extinct.Copy !req
30. This stops now, Moriarty.Copy !req
31. Oh, be honest, Sherlock.
You enjoy our little game as much as I do.Copy !req
32. This is no game. I am the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
33. If you are the sworn protector
of the city's gnomes,Copy !req
34. then I am their sworn destroyer!Copy !req
35. And we will keep playing
this little game, Sherlock,Copy !req
36. until I crush every last gnome in London.Copy !req
37. I'll stop you until the day I die.Copy !req
38. Oh, lightbulb moment. What is it?Copy !req
39. Yeah, today's that day.Copy !req
40. Come, Sherlock. Come dance with me.Copy !req
41. Ow!Copy !req
42. No!Copy !req
43. Fudge buckets.Copy !req
44. Sherlock!Copy !req
45. Hooray, Sherlock! Yay!Copy !req
46. No thanks needed. It is my sworn duty
to protect you. No hugs.Copy !req
47. Oh, Watson.
Yes, Sherlock?Copy !req
48. Yours, I believe.Copy !req
49. It's over, Watson.Copy !req
50. With Moriarty gone, London is once again
safe for all garden gnomes.Copy !req
51. Our new home in London.Copy !req
52. Oh, doesn't it look lovely?Copy !req
53. It's a long way from Stratford-upon-Avon.Copy !req
54. But a lot closer to the grandkids.Copy !req
55. We'll feel better
once we get our gnomes in the garden.Copy !req
56. London. A brand-new adventure for us...Copy !req
57. and our star-crossed lovers,Copy !req
58. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
59. Right. Let's go out
and buy an expensive coffee.Copy !req
60. That's what people do around here.Copy !req
61. Ooh, yes,
I've been practicing my order.Copy !req
62. A skinny triple shot soy latte, extra dry.Copy !req
63. What a dump!Copy !req
64. Where's the new garden?Copy !req
65. This is the new garden, Fawn.Copy !req
66. No, no, I'm going back in the box.Copy !req
67. This garden is:Copy !req
68. Girls! Language.Copy !req
69. I guess it's a... fixer-upper?Copy !req
70. Well, I think that it's the most
beautiful garden in the world...Copy !req
71. because you're standing in it.Copy !req
72. Oof, that was super cheesy.
Aw, seriously?Copy !req
73. I practiced that line in the car
for about ten minutes.Copy !req
74. It was, like, awful.Copy !req
75. Oh, I bet there's a pretty
good view up there.Copy !req
76. I'll let you know when I get there first.Copy !req
77. Right, come here.Copy !req
78. Whoa!Copy !req
79. You win.Copy !req
80. Come here.Copy !req
81. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
82. Think of all the adventures
we're gonna have.Copy !req
83. Juliet, come down this instant,
before you fall.Copy !req
84. When is he gonna realize
you're the toughest gnome in the garden?Copy !req
85. Now that was a good line.Copy !req
86. She loves me. She loves me not.Copy !req
87. She loves me...Copy !req
88. Oh, hi, Nanette.Copy !req
89. Ooh, I think someone's
got a crush on someone.Copy !req
90. Mmm. Maybe.Copy !req
91. Oh, well, maybe they have
a crush on you back.Copy !req
92. Do you really think so?
I don't know.Copy !req
93. I don't know who it is, do I?
Oh.Copy !req
94. Gather 'round, everyone.
Come on, everybody!Copy !req
95. Choppity-chop! We have an announcement.Copy !req
96. Lord Redbrick and I
are officially retiring.Copy !req
97. We both think a new garden
is the perfect opportunityCopy !req
98. to name new leaders.Copy !req
99. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
100. Us?Copy !req
101. Hooray for nepotism. Unbelievable.Copy !req
102. Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us
in preparing the garden for winter.Copy !req
103. As soon as the garden
blooms in the spring...Copy !req
104. we'll have a Seedling Ceremony
to celebrate.Copy !req
105. Come along, dear.
Ooh.Copy !req
106. Look at this place. Isn't it perfect?Copy !req
107. It's awful.Copy !req
108. Unbelievably awful. But it is ours.Copy !req
109. Yeah, it's ours.Copy !req
110. And I'm gonna show this garden
who's boss.Copy !req
111. Hmm.Copy !req
112. Watson!
Look what you've done to the globe.Copy !req
113. Me? You're the one who kicked it.Copy !req
114. Because you ducked. The very reason you're
wearing padding is so I can kick you.Copy !req
115. I am not your punching bag!Copy !req
116. Don't be absurd. Of course you are.Copy !req
117. Oh, how I miss having a proper enemy.Copy !req
118. Well, I'm sorry I'm not Moriarty.Copy !req
119. Sherlock! Watson!
Just look at this mess!Copy !req
120. How many times have I told you?Copy !req
121. If you want to practice fighting,
do it outside!Copy !req
122. We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson.Copy !req
123. Sherlock Gnomes! Sherlock Gnomes!Copy !req
124. And Dr... Ooh! Oof!Copy !req
125. Finally, a new case.Copy !req
126. What seems to be the trouble?
It's my friends.Copy !req
127. All my friends. The whole garden.
They've disappeared. They're all gone!Copy !req
128. A whole garden?Copy !req
129. Watson, gnomes are in danger.
To the scene of the crime.Copy !req
130. Breaking news!
While London preparesCopy !req
131. for its largest fireworks display ever...Copy !req
132. something barely newsworthy
is happening in London's gardens.Copy !req
133. Someone is stealing innocent gnomes.Copy !req
134. Like Barry. Barry was just sitting there,
doing nothing. Now he's gone.Copy !req
135. And Barry is just the tip of the iceberg.Copy !req
136. Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.Copy !req
137. This weird gnome
with his sparkly piano, gone!Copy !req
138. These gnomes on a pig.
I hope that's not ham on that pizza.Copy !req
139. All gone! The list goes on.Copy !req
140. When contacted, the police said:Copy !req
141. We have no time for this.
Please don't contact us again.Copy !req
142. They're clearly swamped.Copy !req
143. Some say it's a job for Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
144. Others say it's a slow news day.Copy !req
145. All right, Barbara, time for bed.Copy !req
146. Humans are tiresomely naïve.Copy !req
147. It is an ornamental crime on a scale
we have never seen before.Copy !req
148. This garden alone lost ten gnomes today.Copy !req
149. Grass, perfectly even. Soil, undisturbed.Copy !req
150. Ant colony, thriving.Copy !req
151. Do you see it, Watson?
Yes, there are no footprints.Copy !req
152. Hmm.Copy !req
153. Hmm.Copy !req
154. Someone kidnapped all the gnomes
from this backyard...Copy !req
155. without leaving a single footprint.Copy !req
156. Hmph.Copy !req
157. A gnome can dream.Copy !req
158. Benny.
Aye?Copy !req
159. So, have you talked to the lucky lady yet?
Told your mystery crush you adore her?Copy !req
160. Funny you should say that. No.Copy !req
161. Why not? Is she that scary? Is she?Copy !req
162. She can be.Copy !req
163. La vida buena.Copy !req
164. Don't work too hard, Mankini.Copy !req
165. You've only been lying there
for four days.Copy !req
166. Sun's out, buns out!Copy !req
167. I'm okay.Copy !req
168. Hey, we said we'd plant these
next to the shed, remember?Copy !req
169. Yeah, but they look better there.Copy !req
170. Oh, all right. I suppose.Copy !req
171. Let me help you with that.Copy !req
172. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
173. I feel sick.
Me, too.Copy !req
174. This garden is still missing something.
Something special.Copy !req
175. Oh, I was just thinking that.
You know what would be great?Copy !req
176. Something that will tie
the whole garden together.Copy !req
177. What about... a new centerpiece?Copy !req
178. I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
179. I've got it. We need a new centerpiece.Copy !req
180. That's exactly what I just said.Copy !req
181. Never mind, great minds think alike.
Am I right?Copy !req
182. There's so much to do.
I better get started on it.Copy !req
183. Awkward.Copy !req
184. Don't you worry. I know her.Copy !req
185. And she was hanging on to your every word.Copy !req
186. I think he bought it.Copy !req
187. Ever since we took over the garden,Copy !req
188. it's like she's not listening to me
anymore.Copy !req
189. Eh? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.
But I have got an idea.Copy !req
190. You should do a grand romantic gesture.Copy !req
191. Something reckless and life-threatening.Copy !req
192. This is going to be a terrible ideaCopy !req
193. YesCopy !req
194. I've got it!Copy !req
195. Go to the zoo and steal a lion!
Then fight the lion in front of Juliet.Copy !req
196. I am not fighting a lion.Copy !req
197. It doesn't have to be a lion.
It could be a tiger, or an angry penguin.Copy !req
198. It's either that or flowers.Copy !req
199. That's it! I'll get her our special flower
for the centerpiece.Copy !req
200. Nanette, you're a genius.Copy !req
201. Mwah!Copy !req
202. Oi, Benny, can you give me a hand
with something?Copy !req
203. Step into my office.Copy !req
204. The previous owners left a bunch
of amazing electronics in here.Copy !req
205. Ta-da!Copy !req
206. It was on the computer when I found it.Copy !req
207. Yeah, mate. Yeah, sure it was.Copy !req
208. Right. Image search.Copy !req
209. All right, type in "Cupid's Arrow Orchid".Copy !req
210. You just have to hit it. Just click it.Copy !req
211. Just click the thing! You don't have
to type the whole sent... All right.Copy !req
212. Tell me when you see it.Copy !req
213. That's the one!Copy !req
214. First time we met we was trying
to get one of those.Copy !req
215. So, we just need to find a flower shop
that sells them.Copy !req
216. Zero-point-eight miles.Copy !req
217. And looks like there's a massive blue line
on the ground you can follow.Copy !req
218. Isn't that handy?Copy !req
219. Let's do this.Copy !req
220. I'll have eyes and ears on you
at all times.Copy !req
221. All right, mate?
Let's go liberate a flower!Copy !req
222. Tiny Dancer, come in, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
223. This is Benny 101
dash brackets the BenlordCopy !req
224. closed brackets exclamation mark
smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.Copy !req
225. You have got to pick another code name.
There's no time.Copy !req
226. Benny, can you...Copy !req
227. Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord
closed brackets exclamation markCopy !req
228. smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.
Yes?Copy !req
229. Can you pull up the shop's blueprints
and show me the best entry points?Copy !req
230. Yes, I can.Copy !req
231. No, I can't.Copy !req
232. You ca...Copy !req
233. I see a ventilation shaft.
Will that get me inside?Copy !req
234. Ooh.Copy !req
235. I have no idea. It might. Over.Copy !req
236. All right, I'm in.Copy !req
237. Nice work, Tiny Dancer.Copy !req
238. Ooh, that must be the burglar alarm.Copy !req
239. What's your plan, Tiny D?Copy !req
240. Just the usual. Totally wing it, risk life
and limb, escape by the skin of my teeth.Copy !req
241. I call it "pulling a Gnomeo."Copy !req
242. And, uh, don't call me Tiny D.Copy !req
243. Gnomeo? Hey, Benny, have you seen Gnomeo?Copy !req
244. No! Well, maybe.Copy !req
245. Is that Gnomeo? He left the garden?Copy !req
246. Where is he? What is he doing?
Oh, no.Copy !req
247. Oh, fertilizer.Copy !req
248. Next time,
remember to have an escape plan.Copy !req
249. If there is a next time.Copy !req
250. Hurry.Copy !req
251. Eight gardens of
gnomes vanish into thin air.Copy !req
252. No clues.
Not so much as a single footprint.Copy !req
253. There is only one ornament
evil enough and brilliant enoughCopy !req
254. to pull off such a diabolical scheme.Copy !req
255. Moriarty!Copy !req
256. Moriarty? But that's impossible.
Moriarty was smashed. We saw it.Copy !req
257. We can't have seen the complete picture.
He's alive.Copy !req
258. How could he possibly have survived?Copy !req
259. Anyway, Moriarty always left us a clue,
his calling card.Copy !req
260. Yes. What am I missing?Copy !req
261. Watson, give me your map.Copy !req
262. The gnomes that just moved in...
where do they live?Copy !req
263. I believe right here.Copy !req
264. A-ha! Do you see, Watson?
Moriarty has left his calling card...Copy !req
265. "M!" Hurry, Watson!
Those gnomes are in terrible danger.Copy !req
266. Juliet! Wait! Stop! I...Copy !req
267. I can explain.Copy !req
268. What on earth were you thinking?Copy !req
269. I was getting this!Copy !req
270. Remember this?Copy !req
271. You risked getting smashed
for some flower?Copy !req
272. Not some flower, our flower.
I... I did this for you.Copy !req
273. You did this for me? For me?Copy !req
274. I've got responsibilities.
I don't have time for this!Copy !req
275. No, you just don't have time for us.Copy !req
276. There will be plenty of time for us
after I get the garden ready.Copy !req
277. Unbelievable! What do you care more
about, the garden or me?Copy !req
278. You're being ridiculous!
That is not an answer.Copy !req
279. The garden can't wait and you can!Copy !req
280. Gnomeo, help!
There's something here! It's a... Whaaah!Copy !req
281. Benny! What's going on?Copy !req
282. Dad!
Mom!Copy !req
283. Nanette!
Benny!Copy !req
284. Ju, they're all gone.Copy !req
285. We're too late.Copy !req
286. Please step back.Copy !req
287. This is an active crime scene.Copy !req
288. Hey, who are you
and what are you doing in our garden?Copy !req
289. Your garden? Where were the two of you
when this happened?Copy !req
290. Oh, they were having a lovers' quarrel.Copy !req
291. See how she's facing away from him?
She's angry with him.Copy !req
292. The flower in his hand was intended
as a romantic gesture,Copy !req
293. a desperate act
that predictably backfired.Copy !req
294. Oi!Copy !req
295. Watson, search the west quadrant.Copy !req
296. If that fiend is behind this,
he will have left his calling card.Copy !req
297. What's this?Copy !req
298. Let me see that.
Tell me what it is.Copy !req
299. It's a clue. It will lead us
to our next destination.Copy !req
300. If you ever want to see your friends
and family again, you'll hand it over.Copy !req
301. The nine.Copy !req
302. There is a slight crack in its leg.Copy !req
303. Hmm. Where have I seen
this particular nine before?Copy !req
304. Nine, nine, nine, nine...Copy !req
305. Nine! I've got it!Copy !req
306. To Chinatown, Watson.Copy !req
307. The game is afoot.Copy !req
308. Mate, you're going nowhere...Copy !req
309. Stay here! We're on the case.Copy !req
310. What a complete and total...
Get up. We're going after them.Copy !req
311. Wait!Copy !req
312. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
313. Wait!Copy !req
314. All ahead full, Watson.Copy !req
315. No, wait for us!Copy !req
316. Hold on!Copy !req
317. Forget them!
We can handle this ourselves.Copy !req
318. Or do the exact opposite. Your call.Copy !req
319. Keep those tablets coming, Watson.Copy !req
320. The water level. It's dropping.Copy !req
321. Cut the engines!Copy !req
322. Now tell us
what happened to our family.Copy !req
323. We don't have time for this.
Will you please step aside?Copy !req
324. Not until you tell us what's going on.Copy !req
325. Hmm?Copy !req
326. Too late.
What's too late?Copy !req
327. Oh, here they come.Copy !req
328. And now we have a rat problem,
thanks to these meddlesome amateurs.Copy !req
329. If you don't want to get trampled,Copy !req
330. I suggest you help Watson pull.Copy !req
331. Come on! Give me a hand.Copy !req
332. Oh, phew.Copy !req
333. "Phew"? Young gnome.Copy !req
334. What exactly do you think
those rats were running from?Copy !req
335. Oh, no.Copy !req
336. There! That's our way out!Copy !req
337. Sherlock! Hold on!Copy !req
338. Are you okay?Copy !req
339. You were saying something about
"meddlesome amateurs"?Copy !req
340. I stand by that assessment.Copy !req
341. But if you insist on meddling, perhaps
you could supplement Watson's efforts.Copy !req
342. How thoughtful.Copy !req
343. What did you say your names were?
We didn't.Copy !req
344. I'm Gnomeo.
Juliet.Copy !req
345. I'm Sherlock Gnomes,
the world's first consulting detectiveCopy !req
346. and sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
347. And I am...
No time for that now, Watson.Copy !req
348. To the surface!
We've not a moment to lose.Copy !req
349. Hmph.Copy !req
350. Look, now we're on the team,
how about you tell us what's going on?Copy !req
351. Starting with this.Copy !req
352. The "M" stands for
Sherlock's archenemy, Moriarty.Copy !req
353. Some ornaments are
just manufactured evil.Copy !req
354. And Moriarty
was the most evil of the lot.Copy !req
355. For years, Moriarty terrorized
the ornamental world...Copy !req
356. Oh.Copy !req
357. until he met his match
in Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
358. Suddenly he had a worthy opponent.
Hmm.Copy !req
359. And beating Sherlock
became his obsession.Copy !req
360. So Moriarty began to play
his terrible game.Copy !req
361. He would kidnap gnomes...Copy !req
362. leave a trail of clues
as to their location...Copy !req
363. and challenge us to find them
within 24 hours or he'd smash them.Copy !req
364. He's gonna smash our friends and family?
How do we stop him?Copy !req
365. We play his game. For now.Copy !req
366. We follow his trail of clues
and find the gnomes.Copy !req
367. The 9 with a crack in its leg.Copy !req
368. Just as I remembered.
Curly Fu's Emporium.Copy !req
369. Let's go 'round the back.Copy !req
370. The next clue will be inside.Copy !req
371. If you recall, the last time we were here
it was a bit of a catastrophe.Copy !req
372. Yes. I have a memory
of some slight unpleasantness.Copy !req
373. Put these on so we don't get spotted.Copy !req
374. Now, just act natural.Copy !req
375. I think that suits you.
Focus.Copy !req
376. There, you see?
We're blending in perfectly.Copy !req
377. I'm fairly sure we've been spotted.Copy !req
378. Her Highness,
the Grand Empress dowager Pom-Pom!Copy !req
379. Empress Pom-Pom remembers you,
Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
380. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
381. Not fondly.Copy !req
382. Ah. Well, that's less good, isn't it?Copy !req
383. I see you got the orchid I sent
to apologize for our last encounter.Copy !req
384. A gracious gift.Copy !req
385. But you are not the one
who offended the Empress, Sherlock is.Copy !req
386. As such, I'm afraid
I must ask you all to leave.Copy !req
387. Shake it, shake it, shake it.
Out, out, out!Copy !req
388. He's very sorry.Copy !req
389. Tell her how sorry you are.Copy !req
390. I'm sorry that I wasted my time
solving your case.Copy !req
391. Now, technically, that was an apology.Copy !req
392. Dozens of gnomes are in danger,Copy !req
393. so would you kindly step aside
and let me continue my investigation?Copy !req
394. No.Copy !req
395. (growlingCopy !req
396. Please. We just need to take
a look around. It's very important.Copy !req
397. Wait, wait, wait. Let me explain.Copy !req
398. Wait. I'm warning you. Back off!Copy !req
399. Guards!Copy !req
400. Watson, you fend them off.
I'm going clue hunting.Copy !req
401. Right. Here we go again.Copy !req
402. You help Watson, I'll help Sherlock.Copy !req
403. Huh? Oh, great.
You can handle it.Copy !req
404. I was always
more of a dog person anyway.Copy !req
405. What are you looking for?
An assistant who asks fewer questions!Copy !req
406. Are you always this rude?
That's a question.Copy !req
407. A-ha!Copy !req
408. That should not be here.Copy !req
409. A clock is a terribly offensive gift
in Chinese culture.Copy !req
410. How cryptic.Copy !req
411. Ooh.Copy !req
412. Classic Moriarty.Copy !req
413. A plane? Is that the clue?
"NV."Copy !req
414. All part of Moriarty's game.Copy !req
415. Curious. A different pattern.Copy !req
416. What's that supposed to mean?
Let me see that.Copy !req
417. Miss Juliet, you must trust me.Copy !req
418. My methods may be unconventional,
but I will find your family and friends.Copy !req
419. Um...Copy !req
420. we should go.Copy !req
421. Other way!Copy !req
422. Suction cups.Copy !req
423. Ooh!Copy !req
424. Paper lanterns. That might work.Copy !req
425. Gnomeo!Copy !req
426. This way. Hurry up.Copy !req
427. Watson, that lamp across the street.Copy !req
428. Put these on. Follow me! Quickly now.Copy !req
429. You may want to go faster.Copy !req
430. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
431. Come on!Copy !req
432. Come on! Bring your lanterns.Copy !req
433. Get ready with those suction cups.
On my mark.Copy !req
434. Wait, what are we doing?Copy !req
435. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
436. Have you solved the clue?
Where are we going next?Copy !req
437. I'll explain later.
Right now, just hold on.Copy !req
438. We'll have to jump onto that tree!Copy !req
439. The Natural History Museum.Copy !req
440. The site of our last showdown
with Moriarty.Copy !req
441. Of course!
That's where the clue is leading us.Copy !req
442. Oh, don't be absurd. Moriarty would
never choose such an obvious location.Copy !req
443. All right, smart guy, what's your plan?Copy !req
444. Well, if you must know, we are going
to the De Jong Modern Art Gallery.Copy !req
445. I haven't cracked the latest clue yet,
and the art helps me ruminate.Copy !req
446. That's your plan? Art and thinking?Copy !req
447. The museum's right there.
Let's just go check it out.Copy !req
448. Mate, think about it. You beat this guy
in the museum, and now he wants revenge.Copy !req
449. Don't you get it? He's waiting for you
at the museum, he wants a rematch.Copy !req
450. Plus, we can get in right there.Copy !req
451. Are you...? Is he even listening to me?
He's not. Look.Copy !req
452. Oh, good, you stopped talking.
Now we can go to the gallery.Copy !req
453. You know what? Good luck with that.
We're going to the museum.Copy !req
454. Let's just go to the gallery.Copy !req
455. Are you serious?
You're seriously choosing him over me?Copy !req
456. I'm not choosing anyone. Sherlock knows
this Moriarty guy and you don't.Copy !req
457. We're supposed to be a team.
Gnomeo and Juliet, remember?Copy !req
458. We are a team.Copy !req
459. It doesn't feel like it. It hasn't
felt like it since we moved here.Copy !req
460. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
461. Are you with me or not?Copy !req
462. Don't do this.Copy !req
463. And there it is.Copy !req
464. I...Copy !req
465. Good. Now we can go to the gallery.Copy !req
466. Should we go after him?
No! No, we should not.Copy !req
467. But you may.Copy !req
468. Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
469. Don't worry. I'll get him back.Copy !req
470. Gnomeo!Copy !req
471. Gnomeo?Copy !req
472. Oh, don't make me say it.Copy !req
473. Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?Copy !req
474. You all right, mate?
Oh! Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
475. Oh, it's just you.Copy !req
476. We were hoping
you'd join us at the gallery.Copy !req
477. Not gonna happen, mate. We are right
about the museum. Let's show 'em.Copy !req
478. Why do you keep looking back?
He just severed your partnership.Copy !req
479. We didn't break up. It was just a fight.Copy !req
480. Hmm.
What exactly does "Hmm" mean?Copy !req
481. It means you were young and in love,Copy !req
482. but your new garden duties were too much
for a young couple to handle.Copy !req
483. Likelihood of a breakup: 99%.Copy !req
484. 99%?Copy !req
485. I rounded down.Copy !req
486. Look, you just focus
on finding my friends and family.Copy !req
487. Gnomeo and I will be fine.Copy !req
488. Did you see that?
No footprints. Of course.Copy !req
489. Oh, no. Quickly.Copy !req
490. Look, I know you're angry.Copy !req
491. How would you feel? It's like
she doesn't even care about me!Copy !req
492. A partner who takes you for granted.
Can't think of what that's like.Copy !req
493. I don't know how you put up
with that gnome.Copy !req
494. If we had six months,
I'd list all his faults.Copy !req
495. But despite them,
he is a brilliant detective.Copy !req
496. We all have our good sides
and bad sides.Copy !req
497. Sherlock, Miss Juliet...Copy !req
498. me.Copy !req
499. You're right.
I shouldn't have left her.Copy !req
500. I need to go back.
I need to make this right.Copy !req
501. What is that?Copy !req
502. I'm a gargoyle, mate!
Also, your worst nightmare!Copy !req
503. Come here!Copy !req
504. Go on. Run.Copy !req
505. You're never gonna get away
on those stubby little legs!Copy !req
506. Up there!Copy !req
507. Oi, ugly! Over here!Copy !req
508. Go!Copy !req
509. Ugly, am I?Copy !req
510. Gotcha.Copy !req
511. Uh... do you know up close
you're actually quite handsome?Copy !req
512. Whoa!Copy !req
513. Now. Let's go.Copy !req
514. Gnomeo!Copy !req
515. Watson.Copy !req
516. No.Copy !req
517. Come along, Miss Juliet.Copy !req
518. We must keep going.Copy !req
519. All those gnomes are depending on us.Copy !req
520. Sherlock, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
521. I can't imagine what you're feeling.Copy !req
522. This is the darkest day of my career.Copy !req
523. I cannot believe that Moriarty
is working with gargoyles!Copy !req
524. Wait, what?Copy !req
525. As soon as this case is over,
I must retrieve Watson's map.Copy !req
526. That's what you care about?
Gargoyles and some stupid map?Copy !req
527. It's one of a kind. In the wrong hands...Copy !req
528. Gnomeo got taken. He is gone!Copy !req
529. And Watson just got smashed.
Why aren't you sad or angry?Copy !req
530. Sadness and anger will not help me
save one single gnome.Copy !req
531. Emotion is the enemy of logic.Copy !req
532. That is not an answer.Copy !req
533. The case can't wait. You can.Copy !req
534. Oh, Gnomeo.Copy !req
535. Oi! Ronnie!Copy !req
536. This one's a handful.Copy !req
537. What, I got to babysit?Copy !req
538. And you get to do all the creeping
and the kidnapping and fun stuff?Copy !req
539. Two words, Reggie: Un... fair.Copy !req
540. The boss likes me more than he likes you.
I can't help that.Copy !req
541. Let me out, you big...Copy !req
542. Yay!Copy !req
543. Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Yeah!Copy !req
544. Whoo! Yay!Copy !req
545. Yay!Copy !req
546. Gnomeo.
Mum!Copy !req
547. Oh, thank goodness.
Did those awful monsters hurt you?Copy !req
548. Mum, I'm fine.Copy !req
549. Juliet's not with you.
Where is she? Is she okay?Copy !req
550. I don't know. We split up
and I need to get back to her.Copy !req
551. She dumped you. I knew it!Copy !req
552. I don't know why you thought you could
fix things with a grand romantic gesture.Copy !req
553. That is just dumb.Copy !req
554. Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!Copy !req
555. She didn't dump me, no thanks to you.Copy !req
556. Wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo"
means doing something cool.Copy !req
557. Oh, yeah. Right. That's totally
how we all use that phrase.Copy !req
558. What's going on here?Copy !req
559. Apparently gnomes were going missing.
These guys got worried about us.Copy !req
560. So they brought us here
for safekeeping.Copy !req
561. They're gonna take us home
after this Fireworks Night thingy.Copy !req
562. Yeah, they even promised us
a "big surprise."Copy !req
563. They did that when they said it,
which I thought seemed a bit ominous.Copy !req
564. Like we weren't gonna get a big surprise...Copy !req
565. or if we do, it's gonna be something
unspeakably horrific.Copy !req
566. But it might just be balloons!Copy !req
567. Oh, that's great, guys. You go have fun.Copy !req
568. Hola, Gnomeo.Copy !req
569. We're in trouble.Copy !req
570. We know, dear.
We didn't want to worry the others.Copy !req
571. How bad is it?Copy !req
572. This guy Moriarty,
he's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.Copy !req
573. We're going to be smashed?Copy !req
574. This guy said we're all going to be
smashed tomorrow!Copy !req
575. Smashed?Copy !req
576. That's not a very good surprise.Copy !req
577. Quiet down... now.Copy !req
578. You're giving me a headache.
And I'm not very nice with a headache.Copy !req
579. Come on. Miss Juliet, I've got it!Copy !req
580. I've...Copy !req
581. Oh.Copy !req
582. Ah.Copy !req
583. I believe I've cracked the clue.Copy !req
584. Right up the back of my nose.Copy !req
585. The circle on the toy plane is
a symbol used by the Royal Air Force.Copy !req
586. And the squadron code "NV" said quickly
form the word "envy,"Copy !req
587. as in "green with envy".Copy !req
588. Which gives us...
"royal" and "green".Copy !req
589. The plane itself
is the last piece of the puzzle...Copy !req
590. for the planatus tree, or "plane tree,"
is the most common treeCopy !req
591. in Royal Green Park!Copy !req
592. It's nearly 9:00. We're running
out of time to save those gnomes.Copy !req
593. Sherlock, it's broad daylight.Copy !req
594. How are we supposed to get around a park
without anyone seeing us?Copy !req
595. Ah, fear not. I am not just
a master of deduction.Copy !req
596. I am also a master of disguise.Copy !req
597. Sorry.Copy !req
598. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
599. Left, right. Left, right. Now scurry.Copy !req
600. Stop! Ooh!Copy !req
601. Careful.Copy !req
602. Now wag your tail. Go on, wag it. Quickly.Copy !req
603. Wag it!Copy !req
604. Just when I think
you couldn't get more annoying.Copy !req
605. Oh, that is the least realistic
tail-wagging I have ever seen.Copy !req
606. Forgive me. I've never been
the back end of a squirrel before.Copy !req
607. You should have told me that
before I took you on as my assistant.Copy !req
608. I'm not your...
Shh, shh.Copy !req
609. Do you hear that?Copy !req
610. Hmm.Copy !req
611. That's not a bird.Copy !req
612. That's the call
of the Peruvian snapping turtle.Copy !req
613. Hmm.Copy !req
614. Where is it?Copy !req
615. Aha!Copy !req
616. The Peruvian snapping turtle
is famous for burying its eggs.Copy !req
617. He must have buried the clue.Copy !req
618. Oh. It's been dug up by...Copy !req
619. Oh.Copy !req
620. Don't move. Ooh!Copy !req
621. It's just a dog.Copy !req
622. That is no mere dog.Copy !req
623. That, my dear, is the hound
owned by the Baskervilles.Copy !req
624. And, in this very park,
that very hound bit me!Copy !req
625. And I'm siding with the dog here.Copy !req
626. First Chinatown,
now this fleabag.Copy !req
627. This is no coincidence.Copy !req
628. Careful.
The clue is stuck to a squeaky toy.Copy !req
629. Easy does it.Copy !req
630. Gently.Copy !req
631. Got it.Copy !req
632. Quietly now.Copy !req
633. And whatever you do, don't...Copy !req
634. Oh.Copy !req
635. Good doggy! Good doggy!Copy !req
636. This way!
No, this way.Copy !req
637. Now hold on tight.Copy !req
638. Oh!Copy !req
639. Let go!Copy !req
640. Who's... a... good... doggy?Copy !req
641. Just grab the clue!Copy !req
642. Got it! Uh-oh.Copy !req
643. There. That wasn't so...Copy !req
644. Bad!Copy !req
645. Miss Juliet, for future reference,Copy !req
646. that's not how a squirrel wags its tail.Copy !req
647. This is.Copy !req
648. Do you see what I'm doing?
See? Do you see?Copy !req
649. Yes, you're acting like a rear end.
Can we check out the clue?Copy !req
650. Of course this would be next.Copy !req
651. Moriarty, you monster!
Forcing me to face my greatest fears!Copy !req
652. A button? Really?Copy !req
653. Very well. If he wants to dance,
then dance we shall.Copy !req
654. Hmm?Copy !req
655. Right. He's asleep.Copy !req
656. There must be a way out of here.Copy !req
657. The door is locked,
so the only way out is the skylight.Copy !req
658. But there's no way to get up there.Copy !req
659. There has to be.Copy !req
660. I'll do whatever it takes to get us out
and back to Juliet.Copy !req
661. I've got an idea. I just need a...Copy !req
662. Oh. Good boy, Shroom.Copy !req
663. All right.Copy !req
664. I could scale those bricks,
use the Goons to swing to the beam,Copy !req
665. tightrope walk across it,
reach the skylight, get around the door,Copy !req
666. open it from the other side
and lead everyone to...Copy !req
667. Freedom!Copy !req
668. Yeah, thanks, Nanette.Copy !req
669. If you're going to escape,
we'll need to create a distraction.Copy !req
670. What's going on?Copy !req
671. Oh! He looks like a fairy-tale princess.
I like fairy tales. Don't tell Reggie.Copy !req
672. I believe we've just found
our distraction.Copy !req
673. What?Copy !req
674. The button belongs
to my most formidable rival,Copy !req
675. the boss of the scariest dive in London.Copy !req
676. The Doll Museum?Copy !req
677. The Doll Museum!Copy !req
678. Gregson.Copy !req
679. You sure you want to come in here?Copy !req
680. I need to speak to your boss.Copy !req
681. Your funeral.Copy !req
682. Yikes! Is that the boss?Copy !req
683. Not him.Copy !req
684. Nope, not him.Copy !req
685. Her.Copy !req
686. Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req
687. My favorite arm.Copy !req
688. You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.Copy !req
689. Hello, Irene.Copy !req
690. Well... you're looking... well.Copy !req
691. A letter!
You ended our engagement in a letter.Copy !req
692. You two were engaged?Copy !req
693. And now, after months of silence,Copy !req
694. you show up
with this cheap porcelain thing?Copy !req
695. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
696. She's just my assistant.Copy !req
697. Oh, I am not your assistant.Copy !req
698. Better get your stories straight.Copy !req
699. Irene, this is important.
This is one of yours, isn't it?Copy !req
700. I don't know, Sherlock. There's
an awful lot of buttons in this city.Copy !req
701. Irene, please, just hand over the clue.Copy !req
702. Of course. You're only here on work.Copy !req
703. But your case can wait. It's showtime.Copy !req
704. See if you can deduce
who this song is about.Copy !req
705. Well, that was rather unpleasant.
She made some good points.Copy !req
706. Irene will need
at least one hour to cool down.Copy !req
707. We don't have an hour.
Gnomeo is still out there.Copy !req
708. Listen up, doll!
You've got something I need,Copy !req
709. and I'm not leaving here without it.Copy !req
710. Are you insane?
You cannot provoke Irene like that.Copy !req
711. There's no telling what she'll... Ooh!Copy !req
712. You can come in.Copy !req
713. You can't.Copy !req
714. Oh.Copy !req
715. Oh, hello.Copy !req
716. I thought garden gnomes
were all overweight and bearded.Copy !req
717. But you're actually...Copy !req
718. cute.
Hardly any facial hair at all.Copy !req
719. Would you like some tea?Copy !req
720. Uh... no, thank you. I just want...Copy !req
721. I've often wondered
what it's like to be a gnome.Copy !req
722. Wearing the same red dress every day
would be like a fashion prison for me.Copy !req
723. And living outdoors must be awful!Copy !req
724. Standing outside in the rain
and the freezing cold. Like a dog.Copy !req
725. Uh, I don't really have time for this.
My family are in danger.Copy !req
726. Please just hand over the clue.Copy !req
727. Work, work, work.
Now I see why Sherlock chose you.Copy !req
728. Sherlock didn't "choose" me.Copy !req
729. And he never will. With Sherlock,
work always comes first.Copy !req
730. There's always another case to crack,
another mystery to solve,Copy !req
731. another backyard of gnomes to rescue.Copy !req
732. You don't understand.
Oh, I understand perfectly.Copy !req
733. Enough!Copy !req
734. I don't care about Sherlock!Copy !req
735. He is the single most annoying gnome
I've ever met.Copy !req
736. I wouldn't date Sherlock
if he were the last gnome on earth.Copy !req
737. I already have a partner,
and he's nothing like Sherlock.Copy !req
738. Gnomeo is reckless and emotional.Copy !req
739. And he doesn't treat me like an assistant.
He treats me like I'm...Copy !req
740. the toughest gnome in the garden.Copy !req
741. He believes in me.
He loves me with all his heart.Copy !req
742. And if you asked him to choose
between me and work, or anything really...Copy !req
743. he'd choose me.Copy !req
744. Every time.Copy !req
745. Hmm.Copy !req
746. A man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
747. You're right,
a man doesn't make you strong.Copy !req
748. But the right partner
can make you stronger.Copy !req
749. But I've let mine down.
And now I need to make it right.Copy !req
750. All right. I'll give you what you want.Copy !req
751. But only on two conditions. First...Copy !req
752. you tell Sherlock this had
absolutely nothing to do with him.Copy !req
753. And second?Copy !req
754. After you save the day,
you come back and tell me all about it.Copy !req
755. You got a deal.Copy !req
756. Hmm. "You already know it's all about you.Copy !req
757. So what is the pattern in the final clue?"Copy !req
758. The patterns.Copy !req
759. Where are they leading us?Copy !req
760. I've got it!Copy !req
761. Traitors' Gate at the Tower of London,
where Watson and I solved our first case.Copy !req
762. But it's on the other side of the city.
We're running out of time!Copy !req
763. Let's go!Copy !req
764. Ladies and gentle-monsters.Copy !req
765. What's going on? What are you guys doing?Copy !req
766. What's happening?Copy !req
767. All right, lads, let's do this.Copy !req
768. The Royal Gnome Theater Company proudly
presents "The Princess and the Frog."Copy !req
769. Move out of the way. Let me see.Copy !req
770. Hello! Princess Benny is here!Copy !req
771. I love fairy tales.Copy !req
772. Written and directed by me.
Stage design by me. Lighting by...Copy !req
773. Keep going.Copy !req
774. Once upon a time, a beautiful princess
tiptoed through the forestCopy !req
775. when she came across a prince
who had been cursed by an evil witch.Copy !req
776. Alas, cursed am I!
Transformed into a frog.Copy !req
777. Wait, what is wrong with being a frog?Copy !req
778. Oi, Meryl Streep, just read the lines.Copy !req
779. This is so frogist.Copy !req
780. What can lift this terrible spell?Copy !req
781. You can tell a frog didn't write this.
Actors. Honestly.Copy !req
782. The only way to break the curse
was with a kiss.Copy !req
783. Ooh! Great, they're gonna kiss.Copy !req
784. Oh, no, I can't.Copy !req
785. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
786. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
787. Why can't you kiss me?Copy !req
788. If you love someone, you only want to
kiss them if they want to kiss you back.Copy !req
789. But this isn't the girl you love.
It's just me! Me!Copy !req
790. Go on! Kiss the frog!Copy !req
791. It is just me. Me!Copy !req
792. Me, me, me!Copy !req
793. Me! Wait. Oh!Copy !req
794. Kiss the frog!Copy !req
795. Huh?Copy !req
796. What was that?Copy !req
797. Just then, a very handsome suitor arrived.Copy !req
798. Who are you?Copy !req
799. I am Captain Love, AKA The Love Machine,
AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy.Copy !req
800. Bunnies, give me a beat.Copy !req
801. Watch these moves! Whoo!Copy !req
802. Come on, bunnies! Let's party!Copy !req
803. Dance with me!Copy !req
804. All right.Copy !req
805. And whatever you do,
don't look behind you.Copy !req
806. Yes.Copy !req
807. Oh, no.
Hurry!Copy !req
808. Whoo! Party time!Copy !req
809. Ronnie, what is going on?Copy !req
810. They're putting on a show. Ow!Copy !req
811. Showtime's over. Bag them up!Copy !req
812. Boss says it's time
for their big surprise.Copy !req
813. We're too late.Copy !req
814. Where are the gnomes?Copy !req
815. Show yourself, Moriarty!Copy !req
816. No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.Copy !req
817. Watson?Copy !req
818. But... that's impossible.Copy !req
819. Not impossible. Merely improbable.Copy !req
820. It wasn't an M. It was a W, for Watson.Copy !req
821. But I knew you'd miss that.
Because it had to do with me.Copy !req
822. This was my game.Copy !req
823. But we saw you fall!
We saw you get smashed!Copy !req
824. No. You heard me get smashed.Copy !req
825. I caught myself before I landed.Copy !req
826. As for the sound you heard...Copy !req
827. just a flowerpot.Copy !req
828. What have you done with the gnomes?
What have you done with Gnomeo?Copy !req
829. They're all fine.
They're right behind that door.Copy !req
830. Miss Juliet, I am sorry
I had to involve your garden.Copy !req
831. But this was the only way
to get through to Sherlock.Copy !req
832. You did all this?Copy !req
833. But why?Copy !req
834. Because we used to be a team.Copy !req
835. Sherlock and Watson, friends,
partners in crime-solving.Copy !req
836. But over time, you stopped respecting me.Copy !req
837. The only ornament you respected
was Moriarty.Copy !req
838. There was only one way
I could prove myself to you:Copy !req
839. I had to pretend to be Moriarty.Copy !req
840. I orchestrated this game.
I challenged you to a battle of wits.Copy !req
841. And you won. You beat me.Copy !req
842. That's all I wanted to hear.Copy !req
843. And now you and I are finished.Copy !req
844. Maybe you'll treat your next partner
a little better.Copy !req
845. When you two are finished,
can we please free the gnomes now?Copy !req
846. Of course. With my apologies.Copy !req
847. Since my friends live here
at Traitors' Gate,Copy !req
848. this was the best place to ensure
the gnomes would be safe.Copy !req
849. I designed the room to be
as pleasant as possible.Copy !req
850. They've even got mini-golf.Copy !req
851. Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette!Copy !req
852. Where are they?Copy !req
853. Not here. Never were.Copy !req
854. What do you mean? What's going on?Copy !req
855. Enlighten our small friend.Copy !req
856. Here's the thing, mate.
We don't actually work for you.Copy !req
857. What are you talking about?Copy !req
858. Sherlock! Do something!Copy !req
859. Look at you.Copy !req
860. What a loser.Copy !req
861. No. No! You can't do this.Copy !req
862. What's happening?
Where are they taking us?Copy !req
863. I don't know. The gnomes,
they were supposed to be there!Copy !req
864. Sherlock. Sherlock!Copy !req
865. For goodness sake,
will you please just say something?Copy !req
866. Limestone.Copy !req
867. He meant say something useful.
I just did.Copy !req
868. The substance on my shoe, it's limestone.Copy !req
869. The gargoyles lied.
They are not from Traitors' Gate.Copy !req
870. So, if we can deduce
where they're really from...Copy !req
871. We'll find the gnomes.Copy !req
872. That's why I kicked him. To see
quite literally what he was made of.Copy !req
873. The gargoyles also reeked of salt.
Here, taste my shoe.Copy !req
874. No. Just keep going.Copy !req
875. So the gargoyles must live close to water.Copy !req
876. Now, place your hands on this wall.
Do you feel that?Copy !req
877. That is the steady thrum of
a marine propulsion engine, meaning...Copy !req
878. We're on a ship.
The HMS Nimrod, to be precise.Copy !req
879. We've just set sail, headed east,Copy !req
880. directly towards a structure
which is both on the waterCopy !req
881. and protected by limestone gargoyles.Copy !req
882. Tower Bridge!
The gnomes must be hidden inside.Copy !req
883. Oh, no. Now I understand
why he put us on this ship.Copy !req
884. Wait. What?
Who put us on this ship?Copy !req
885. That's impossible.
He was smashed. I saw it.Copy !req
886. Surprise, Sherlock!Copy !req
887. Sorry to not be in touch.
I was pretending to be dead.Copy !req
888. Oh, also, I hate you.Copy !req
889. Moriarty, how awful to see you.Copy !req
890. So how have I been? I've been just peachy!Copy !req
891. Took up fishing. Gave up fishing.
It's really boring.Copy !req
892. But I did plot your destruction
with the help of my friends here.Copy !req
893. Of course,
they were actually working for me!Copy !req
894. I came up with
the Sistine Chapel of evil plans.Copy !req
895. It's got a double-cross, a triple-cross,
I was smashed, he was smashed.Copy !req
896. I mean, to be fair,Copy !req
897. it is needlessly complicated,
but that's what supervillains do!Copy !req
898. You like it
when you think I don't understand,Copy !req
899. but this time I really don't understand.Copy !req
900. What happened
at the Natural History Museum?Copy !req
901. Well, now that's a funny story.Copy !req
902. You thought I was deaded.Copy !req
903. But I've always been a lucky pie,
and that was my luckiest day ever.Copy !req
904. Not only did I not get squished...Copy !req
905. in that moment I saw how I could
finally bring you down, Sherlock.Copy !req
906. Yours, I believe.
I saw how you treated Watson.Copy !req
907. Poor old miserabubble Watson.
He looked so sad.Copy !req
908. So I thought, I'll use that.Copy !req
909. I sent the gargoyles to you, Watson,
and they let you think you were in charge.Copy !req
910. As if!Copy !req
911. Know what your problem is, Watson?
You're too nice, too trusting.Copy !req
912. Too...Copy !req
913. Never trust a gargoyle
or prunes past their sell-by date.Copy !req
914. While you were playing at supervillains,
I saw your map.Copy !req
915. Then I could carry out
the real plan, my plan!Copy !req
916. Capturing every single gnome in London.Copy !req
917. Selfie time!Copy !req
918. Oh, no.Copy !req
919. Oh, yes!Copy !req
920. They didn't have to be glued down
in a giant M,Copy !req
921. but it's the little touches that make
a plan really evil, you know?Copy !req
922. He's not there.Copy !req
923. Can you guess what happens next?
Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
924. Screen share, screen share.
How do I screen...?Copy !req
925. This is where we stored
the kidnapped gnomes on the bridge.Copy !req
926. Then we brought them to this room here,
for the main event.Copy !req
927. And when your warship arrives,Copy !req
928. the bridge will rise up
and the 500-ton counterweight will fall...Copy !req
929. crushing the gnomes,
making you the very instrumentCopy !req
930. of their demise.Copy !req
931. Yes, you, Sherlock,Copy !req
932. will be the unwitting executioner
of every single gnome in London.Copy !req
933. So, how do I get out of screen share?
How do I get out of screen...Copy !req
934. Oh, aha! Oh, Sherlock,
I can see all the cogs turning in there,Copy !req
935. trying to work out how to stop me.
But it's too late.Copy !req
936. Your pretty boat is nearly here.Copy !req
937. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
938. So the game is not afoot, or a hand,
or a leg. It's just over.Copy !req
939. And you lose.Copy !req
940. Bye!Copy !req
941. So, Watson, on a scale of 1 to 10,
how well do you think this is going?Copy !req
942. I never meant for any gnome
to get hurt. You know that.Copy !req
943. Hey, knock it off, both of you.Copy !req
944. Watson screwed up, but you did, too.
What did I do?Copy !req
945. The same thing I did. We took our best
friends for granted, we stopped listening.Copy !req
946. We stopped giving them
the respect they deserve.Copy !req
947. They were the last thing we were thinking
about, they should have been the first.Copy !req
948. I suppose somewhere within that
haystack of emotional twaddleCopy !req
949. there may lie a thin needle of truth.Copy !req
950. One last case.Copy !req
951. One last case.Copy !req
952. Good.Copy !req
953. Now let's get off this ship
and save those gnomes.Copy !req
954. Let's go.Copy !req
955. It's all clear.Copy !req
956. Follow me.Copy !req
957. We need that soap.Copy !req
958. Of course, to unstick the
gnomes from the pie filling.Copy !req
959. Perfect deduction, Watson. Now we need
to find a way to get to Tower Bridge.Copy !req
960. Hmm.Copy !req
961. I'll drive.Copy !req
962. Uh, Miss Juliet,
maybe we should slow down!Copy !req
963. Why are we up here?
Shouldn't we be saving the gnomes?Copy !req
964. The only way to save the gnomes
is to stop the bridge from opening.Copy !req
965. Clear the bridge.
Clear the bridge.Copy !req
966. All pedestrians behind the barriers.Copy !req
967. HMS Nimrod, this is Tower Bridge.Copy !req
968. Commencing your 20:43 bridge lift.Copy !req
969. We got to make them think there's still
people on the bridge. Can you handle that?Copy !req
970. Absolutely, definitely.
Positively. Piece of cake.Copy !req
971. Yes! I'm off to help the others.Copy !req
972. So, what are we doing?
I don't know.Copy !req
973. We got to do something.Copy !req
974. Well, we are on a river.Copy !req
975. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
976. Bloomin' heck!
There's still people on the bridge.Copy !req
977. Nimrod, stop your approach.Copy !req
978. There are some people on the bridge...
Riverdancing!Copy !req
979. Sherlock!Copy !req
980. And this is why you don't make
the gloating phone callCopy !req
981. until after all the gnomes are smashed.Copy !req
982. Can you be a lamb and get me a weapon?
Something lethal but... oh, fun!Copy !req
983. Look!
Someone must have stopped the bridge!Copy !req
984. Gnomeo.Copy !req
985. "Move to the city," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.Copy !req
986. Sherlock!Copy !req
987. Surely you didn't think
it would be that easy...Copy !req
988. Who... Who the heck are you?Copy !req
989. I'm the gnome that's gonna...
No!Copy !req
990. This is my show! I do the one-liners.
You don't get one-liners.Copy !req
991. It seems we have a party crasher.
Would you two show him the door?Copy !req
992. Our pleasure, guvnor.
Ha ha! This is too easy.Copy !req
993. He's mine.
No, he's mine.Copy !req
994. Wait. What are you doing?Copy !req
995. Jumping, of course.Copy !req
996. Gotcha.Copy !req
997. Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry.
I thought I'd lost you.Copy !req
998. That's never gonna happen.Copy !req
999. Look!Copy !req
1000. Ah, yes. Not good. Would you take care
of them so we can save the gnomes?Copy !req
1001. Leave it with us. Good luck.Copy !req
1002. Fertilizer face! Remember me?Copy !req
1003. Come here, pipsqueak!Copy !req
1004. Wait till I get hold of you!Copy !req
1005. I'll draw his fire, you rescue the gnomes.Copy !req
1006. You trust me to save the gnomes?Copy !req
1007. Of course. You're Watson.Copy !req
1008. Hmm.Copy !req
1009. Oh!Copy !req
1010. Sherlock!Copy !req
1011. Surely you didn't think
it would be that... easy... to...Copy !req
1012. You know what? It doesn't feel organic
anymore. I'm just gonna smash you.Copy !req
1013. Ha! A miss! The first of many.Copy !req
1014. Oh, it's my favorite bit. The chase.
Ready or not, here I come!Copy !req
1015. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
1016. Look! It's that guy that hangs around
with Sherlock.Copy !req
1017. Yes, I'm the guy that hangs around
with Sherlock.Copy !req
1018. And I'm here to get you out.Copy !req
1019. Here we go.Copy !req
1020. Oi! Why is he pouring soap on us?Copy !req
1021. I don't know. Still, we'll smell nice.Copy !req
1022. He's trying to get us loose.Copy !req
1023. Everyone get ready to move.Copy !req
1024. Everyone link arms and pull!Copy !req
1025. Foam party!Copy !req
1026. It pains me to do this, Sherlock.Copy !req
1027. No one is forcing you, Moriarty.Copy !req
1028. You're the only one who gets me.Copy !req
1029. Not true!
Ow!Copy !req
1030. I know you, Sherlock.Copy !req
1031. Because I know me. We are the same.Copy !req
1032. Those aren't the same.Copy !req
1033. They're both round things...
You know what I mean.Copy !req
1034. They've got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
1035. There!Copy !req
1036. Don't just stand there! Get her!Copy !req
1037. She's trapped.Copy !req
1038. Oh, dear. You've got
nowhere else to go, twinkletoes.Copy !req
1039. Now!Copy !req
1040. What was that?Copy !req
1041. Point the searchlight at the bridge.Copy !req
1042. The humans! They've seen us! Freeze!Copy !req
1043. This is your fault.
No, your fault.Copy !req
1044. Two garden gnomes versus
two giant stone gargoyles.Copy !req
1045. Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet.
They didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
1046. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
1047. Uh, false alarm, Nimrod.Copy !req
1048. Someone stuck three garden gnomes
on the...Copy !req
1049. Looked like they were dancing.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
1050. Stand by for bridge reopening.Copy !req
1051. Oh, no.Copy !req
1052. Yeah, we didn't even get
to do our big finale.Copy !req
1053. Nimrod, recommencing
bridge opening now.Copy !req
1054. Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.Copy !req
1055. Oh, my hero.Copy !req
1056. Be brave, my love. Be brave!Copy !req
1057. This way! The door's here!Copy !req
1058. Come on, quickly now!Copy !req
1059. Help! Help! I'm stuck!Copy !req
1060. Well, of course it would be that guy.Copy !req
1061. Whoa! Keep me level!Copy !req
1062. Come on, this way. Out, everybody.Copy !req
1063. Yay!Copy !req
1064. Thank you, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1065. Thank you, Dr. Watson.
You're my hero, Dr. Watson.Copy !req
1066. I don't need you, Sherlock. I've got lots
of people who want me as an archenemy.Copy !req
1067. They're queuing up!Copy !req
1068. Ow!Copy !req
1069. I'm popular and bubbly.Copy !req
1070. I'm a pie about town.Copy !req
1071. You know,
you're very needy for a villain.Copy !req
1072. The bridge is up. The gnomes are smashed.Copy !req
1073. And I guess this is the end
of our little story, Sherlock.Copy !req
1074. Come now, Moriarty.Copy !req
1075. I think there's one more twist
in the tale.Copy !req
1076. Huh? No!Copy !req
1077. You're past your sell-by date, Moriarty.Copy !req
1078. You saved them? My life's work ruined?Copy !req
1079. The Sistine Chapel of evil plansCopy !req
1080. and you just spray-painted
a cartoon cat all over it!Copy !req
1081. Well, then, sir, my hat's off to you.Copy !req
1082. Literally.Copy !req
1083. No!Copy !req
1084. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1085. Oh, Sherlock. You look tired.Copy !req
1086. Have a little lie-down
while I go chat to your friends.Copy !req
1087. Yeah. Back in a sec.Copy !req
1088. Whoo!
And lift!Copy !req
1089. Again!Copy !req
1090. Watson, behind you!Copy !req
1091. Hello!Copy !req
1092. Poor old miserabubble Watson.Copy !req
1093. Okay, bye-bye!
No, Moriarty. Please.Copy !req
1094. Give it up, Sherlock.
What you gonna do, depress me to death?Copy !req
1095. This is where our story ends.Copy !req
1096. Come, Moriarty. Come dance with me.Copy !req
1097. Oh, big hairy bums!Copy !req
1098. Sherlock!Copy !req
1099. Ow!Copy !req
1100. Sherlock Gnomes, I shall...Copy !req
1101. This water is disgusting.Copy !req
1102. Oh, it's going in my mouth!
It's going in my mouth!Copy !req
1103. Oh, no, my phone!Copy !req
1104. You'd give your life for me?Copy !req
1105. Of course.Copy !req
1106. Because you're the sworn protector
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1107. No. Because we are the sworn protectors
of London's garden gnomes.Copy !req
1108. Watson and Sherlock, partners and friends.Copy !req
1109. And I promise
to treat my partner a lot better.Copy !req
1110. That is, of course,
if you'll have me back.Copy !req
1111. Watson and Sherlock.
I rather like the sound of that.Copy !req
1112. So, Benny, you know how you saidCopy !req
1113. you only want to kiss someone
if they want to kiss you back?Copy !req
1114. Uh...
Well, now is that time.Copy !req
1115. Where did you learn to kiss like that?Copy !req
1116. The Internet.Copy !req
1117. Not bad for our first week in London.Copy !req
1118. You're the one who wanted an adventure.Copy !req
1119. Yeah, with you. Always with you.Copy !req
1120. What a perfect spring day.Copy !req
1121. The garden looks absolutely glorious.Copy !req
1122. It truly does.
Juliet, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
1123. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1124. Watson!Copy !req
1125. Oh, Sherlock. I didn't even see you there.Copy !req
1126. Yes. I suppose I deserve that.Copy !req
1127. This is nice!Copy !req
1128. YesCopy !req
1129. When do we attack?Copy !req
1130. On this day, the first day of spring,Copy !req
1131. we are here to celebrate
our new leaders...Copy !req
1132. Gnomeo and Juliet.Copy !req
1133. Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
1134. A Cupid's Arrow Orchid. Our flower.Copy !req
1135. So I guess this is officially
our garden now.Copy !req
1136. It is. And I'll never forget the most
important thing in this garden is you.Copy !req
1137. Ooh, that was super cheesy.Copy !req
1138. No, it was extremely romantic.Copy !req
1139. Grade-A cheddar.
Will you shut up and kiss me?Copy !req
1140. Ooh!Copy !req
1141. Yay! Yay!Copy !req
1142. What?Copy !req
1143. Watson, do you see
how they look at one another?Copy !req
1144. Recalculating likelihood of breakup at 0%.Copy !req
1145. Could that possibly be right?Copy !req
1146. Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Elementary.Copy !req
1147. Ow!Copy !req
1148. I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.Copy !req