1. The lore tells us
of a valiant fewCopy !req
2. who stood above the fray
and fog.Copy !req
3. My, what weapons
they must have wielded.Copy !req
4. Which brings us
to our current exhibit,Copy !req
5. the mythical staff of the gods.Copy !req
6. In Homer's tale,Copy !req
7. the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.Copy !req
8. Oh.
Welcome, proud soldiers.Copy !req
9. What did I say?Copy !req
10. Museums are fun.Copy !req
11. Amusement parks for the brains.Copy !req
12. - Whoa!
- Okay,Copy !req
13. there's no reason to get pushy.Copy !req
14. Everyone will get a chance
to see it.Copy !req
15. Carved from a heartwoodCopy !req
16. not seen in over 2,000 years,Copy !req
17. the two halves
of this ancient replicaCopy !req
18. were recently discovered in,
of all places,Copy !req
19. a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.Copy !req
20. So strong, they reportedly brokeCopy !req
21. three trash compactors.Copy !req
22. Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.Copy !req
23. I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here...Copy !req
24. Stop!Copy !req
25. Stop! Sir!Copy !req
26. Sir!Copy !req
27. Hey!Copy !req
28. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
29. Unleash the chaos.Copy !req
30. Unleash the chaos.Copy !req
31. Unleash the chaos.Copy !req
32. Wait,
wait. Move, move, move!Copy !req
33. No, no!Copy !req
34. Help me!Copy !req
35. No!Copy !req
36. Ladies, please just let me go.Copy !req
37. Oh, my God! Look out!Copy !req
38. Turns out museums are fun.Copy !req
39. Let's have more of it.Copy !req
40. We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.Copy !req
41. The champions of this realm
outnumber us.Copy !req
42. Human champions are still humansCopy !req
43. and we are gods.Copy !req
44. Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.Copy !req
45. To protect the power
of the gods,Copy !req
46. he will have chosen
with meticulous precisionCopy !req
47. the strongest, most keenly
intelligent championsCopy !req
48. this realm has ever witnessed.Copy !req
49. I'm an idiot.Copy !req
50. I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.Copy !req
51. Like, what am I even
contributing?Copy !req
52. There's already a superhero
with a red suit,Copy !req
53. with a lightning bolt on itCopy !req
54. and I'm fast, but he's faster.Copy !req
55. Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manlyCopy !req
56. and Batman is so cool!Copy !req
57. And I'm just me.Copy !req
58. And I can't say this
to anyone else,Copy !req
59. 'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,Copy !req
60. but I feel likeCopy !req
61. a fraud.Copy !req
62. You understand I'm a...Copy !req
63. pediatrician,Copy !req
64. right?Copy !req
65. I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommendedCopy !req
66. by another patient,
Billy Batson.Copy !req
67. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
68. Can you help fix my thoughts
so thatCopy !req
69. they just, like, you know,
stop happening?Copy !req
70. All right, look.Copy !req
71. And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,Copy !req
72. but it sounds to me likeCopy !req
73. you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.Copy !req
74. And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,Copy !req
75. so if you don't mind me asking,Copy !req
76. how well do you remember
your childhood?Copy !req
77. Like it was today.Copy !req
78. Trauma? Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
79. I mean, I never met my dad.Copy !req
80. Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.Copy !req
81. I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,Copy !req
82. ran away from 11 homes,Copy !req
83. got into a lot of fights.Copy !req
84. Then I was abducted by a wizardCopy !req
85. who gave me superpowersCopy !req
86. and then dude just, like,
died in front of my face.Copy !req
87. That's not a small amount.Copy !req
88. A doctor conjured seven demonsCopy !req
89. and held my whole family
hostage,Copy !req
90. so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,Copy !req
91. and then everybody
got superpowers,Copy !req
92. but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thingCopy !req
93. and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.Copy !req
94. Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.Copy !req
95. Right?
Rejected by your parents,Copy !req
96. then by the system,Copy !req
97. and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.Copy !req
98. I never said I was rejected
by my city.Copy !req
99. "Rejected by city."Copy !req
100. That's the Tribune.
Nobody reads the Tribune.Copy !req
101. - I do.
- Anyway, okay, well, um...Copy !req
102. I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.Copy !req
103. There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...Copy !req
104. - Hostage situation?
- Yeah.Copy !req
105. I suck balls at this.Copy !req
106. Why do we always have
to play war games?Copy !req
107. Hey, it's practice
for our other job.Copy !req
108. I'm serious.Copy !req
109. Military strategy,
multiple team members,Copy !req
110. each with a special skillsetCopy !req
111. unleashed against
an unknown enemy.Copy !req
112. I know how it sounds,Copy !req
113. but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.Copy !req
114. I'm telling you.Copy !req
115. Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.Copy !req
116. But we don't need guns!Copy !req
117. Darla?Copy !req
118. This is it.
This is big time.Copy !req
119. - We are the guns.
- Darla!Copy !req
120. Why were there Skittles
in my pockets?Copy !req
121. It was supposed
to be a surprise.Copy !req
122. It was.Copy !req
123. Hmm, she's very moody lately.Copy !req
124. Why do you think
I put Skittles in her pocket?Copy !req
125. - Oh.
- Whoo! Ole.Copy !req
126. Is this an army of unicornsCopy !req
127. - killing Genghis Khan?
- Yes.Copy !req
128. Unicorns aren't real.Copy !req
129. It's called speculative
history, Eugene. Look it up.Copy !req
130. Billy, you can't just leave.Copy !req
131. Your guy's gonna die!Copy !req
132. Whoo!Copy !req
133. - See?
- Yes.Copy !req
134. I told you you would get into itCopy !req
135. if you gave it a chance.Copy !req
136. Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.Copy !req
137. What's going on?Copy !req
138. Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
139. Possible 10-99 in progress.Copy !req
140. Multiple reports of cracking
on roadway.Copy !req
141. Fraying suspension cables.Copy !req
142. All units
to the Ben Franklin Bridge.Copy !req
143. Yeah.
It's crazy music, Freddy.Copy !req
144. It is, isn't it?
Very urgent melody to it.Copy !req
145. We should see it performed live.Copy !req
146. I was thinking the same thing.Copy !req
147. I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.Copy !req
148. Two. Maybe not six.Copy !req
149. All or none. That's the rule.Copy !req
150. Yet I'm still gonna
walk backwards now.Copy !req
151. So, now's your last
and final chance.Copy !req
152. Billy Batson, come with me.Copy !req
153. No, no, no!Copy !req
154. Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!Copy !req
155. Is it though?Copy !req
156. - Almost finished.
- Again?Copy !req
157. - Okay.
- This better be good.Copy !req
158. Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?Copy !req
159. Um...Copy !req
160. To fight crime?Copy !req
161. - Okay.
- Bye, Mom.Copy !req
162. Bye, Mom.Copy !req
163. - Bye.
- Bye, Rosa.Copy !req
164. Give it time.Copy !req
165. You guys ready?Copy !req
166. Shazam!Copy !req
167. Oh, my God.Copy !req
168. It's gonna break!Copy !req
169. Run!Copy !req
170. No, no, no.Copy !req
171. No way, shut up!
Did I just save youCopy !req
172. while you were listening
to this song?Copy !req
173. No! I got you, I got you.Copy !req
174. No need to panic.
Captain Everypower is here.Copy !req
175. Oh.Copy !req
176. I'm just kidding,
it's real easy.Copy !req
177. Hi!Copy !req
178. Oh, my gosh. Kittens!Copy !req
179. Oh! They're so cute!Copy !req
180. Did she just leave us?Copy !req
181. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
182. - Okay.
- No, no, no, I got ya!Copy !req
183. That's my sidekick.
Captain Everypower Junior.Copy !req
184. Hey! Junior?Copy !req
185. You're gonna
wanna hold on tight.Copy !req
186. Everyone's safe.Copy !req
187. Awesome job, Mary.Copy !req
188. Circle up, fam!Copy !req
189. All right, here's the situation.Copy !req
190. We have one more job to doCopy !req
191. and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.Copy !req
192. The Ben Franklin
Bridge has collapsed.Copy !req
193. Fortunately, there are
no casualties.Copy !req
194. Thanks in part
to our local heroes,Copy !req
195. one with me now.Copy !req
196. It's great to be here, Nancy.Copy !req
197. What can I say?
It's all in a day's work.Copy !req
198. Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbedCopy !req
199. the Philadelphia Fiascoes?Copy !req
200. Given that that's not
an official title,Copy !req
201. we feel nothing about it.
That is not our name.Copy !req
202. Right, but
the important thing is...Copy !req
203. What is wrong with these people?Copy !req
204. Have you ever no...Copy !req
205. I'm gonna go check on the kids.Copy !req
206. Yeah, you should.
God only knows what they're up to.Copy !req
207. Probably drugs, right?
Probably taking selfiesCopy !req
208. while vaping on TikTok.Copy !req
209. Oh.Copy !req
210. Is that a kitten?Copy !req
211. No.Copy !req
212. I'm gonna name you Tawny.Copy !req
213. "Destroy bridge"?
What?Copy !req
214. Not saving is different
than breaking. Am I wrong?Copy !req
215. Am I wrong about this? Also,
we saved countless lives.Copy !req
216. A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.Copy !req
217. Emotionally countless,Copy !req
218. Mary.Copy !req
219. Where's Eugene?Copy !req
220. Where he always is.Copy !req
221. Mapping out the Room of Doors.Copy !req
222. Eugene!Copy !req
223. Hey, buddy! Where you at?Copy !req
224. Hey, Eugene.Copy !req
225. Hello? We have a meeting,
Eugene.Copy !req
226. Oh.Copy !req
227. You're late.Copy !req
228. Do not go in there.Copy !req
229. All right, fam-jam,
let's jump in.Copy !req
230. All right, big day,Copy !req
231. big bridge,
kind of a couple blunders, right?Copy !req
232. But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.Copy !req
233. Mary?Copy !req
234. Organic chem is my meditation.Copy !req
235. Said nobody with friends ever,
really.Copy !req
236. In point of fact,
I'd have friendsCopy !req
237. if I had gone to college.Copy !req
238. In point of fact
is exactly the kind ofCopy !req
239. smart thing that a smart personCopy !req
240. who doesn't need
to go to college says.Copy !req
241. So,Copy !req
242. let's go back to the tape.Copy !req
243. Now, guys, as you can see,Copy !req
244. we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?Copy !req
245. Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,Copy !req
246. terrific!Copy !req
247. Oh, sorry, Coach.
Gotta fly IRL.Copy !req
248. No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.Copy !req
249. I know. And I love
these daily recaps.Copy !req
250. I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.Copy !req
251. - It helps keep me loose!
- Okay, fine, fine. No recap.Copy !req
252. We'll go have a group hang
in the air. That sounds great.Copy !req
253. I gotta test this slime
for toxicityCopy !req
254. 'cause I'm starting to...
tingle.Copy !req
255. Oh. The, uh, Phillies game
just came onCopy !req
256. so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.Copy !req
257. It's right that I give
Tawny back.Copy !req
258. Oh, come on!
What is happening?Copy !req
259. What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!Copy !req
260. If you say you have to work...Copy !req
261. I have to work.Copy !req
262. Why do you even have a job?Copy !req
263. Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!Copy !req
264. - Stop.
- No, seriously.Copy !req
265. Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glassesCopy !req
266. and, like, nobody recognizes herCopy !req
267. and she's, like, an accountant
or something?Copy !req
268. Just stop.
You are holding on too tight.Copy !req
269. Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutesCopy !req
270. doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.Copy !req
271. Or me wanting to go to collegeCopy !req
272. means I'm abandoning the family.Copy !req
273. Oh. Okay, cool,Copy !req
274. it's about college again.
I totally get it.Copy !req
275. Yeah.Copy !req
276. Do you really not see yourself?Copy !req
277. You turn 18 in five months.Copy !req
278. They're not gonna kick me out.
They didn't kick you out.Copy !req
279. Victor and Rosa are saints,
yes, but you're about to age outCopy !req
280. of the foster system
just like I did.Copy !req
281. Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?Copy !req
282. Do you?Copy !req
283. Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.Copy !req
284. And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house meCopy !req
285. and soon there will be
no checks for you.Copy !req
286. I don't care if Wonder Woman
has a job.Copy !req
287. I want to contribute.Copy !req
288. At some point, Billy, likeCopy !req
289. everyone on Earth,
we have to get a job or...Copy !req
290. leave home.Copy !req
291. Nothing lasts forever.Copy !req
292. I mean, it's literally called
the Rock of Eternity.Copy !req
293. So, clearly, some things
do last forever.Copy !req
294. Leave me to die.Copy !req
295. Oh, but we come bearing gifts.Copy !req
296. Magic.Copy !req
297. Impossible.Copy !req
298. This realm was sealed off
from magic.Copy !req
299. Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.Copy !req
300. From every god in this realm.Copy !req
301. From me.Copy !req
302. Do you not remember
what you took?Copy !req
303. What my particular power was?Copy !req
304. The power of elements.Copy !req
305. No. I cast a barrier
to prevent your kindCopy !req
306. from entering the human realm.Copy !req
307. The only way that barrier
could be removed is if...Copy !req
308. Someone broke this?Copy !req
309. How did...Copy !req
310. Where is the Champion?Copy !req
311. It was your hands that forged
this staff for our fatherCopy !req
312. and yours that will mend it.Copy !req
313. I told you
I would die before I help you.Copy !req
314. Now, say the word.Copy !req
315. Never. Never!Copy !req
316. Never say never.Copy !req
317. Say the word.Copy !req
318. Say the word. Say the word.Copy !req
319. Shazam!Copy !req
320. Now we get to have our fun.Copy !req
321. Fun is for children, dear.
We are at war.Copy !req
322. - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
323. - I am so sorry!
- I'm so sorry!Copy !req
324. No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!Copy !req
325. No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?Copy !req
326. - I'm okay, yeah.
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
327. - I'm always okay.
- Good.Copy !req
328. Uh, actually, do you...
do you know where this is?Copy !req
329. Miss Saunders!Copy !req
330. Yeah, absolutelyCopy !req
331. is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.Copy !req
332. Oh, no, no worries. If it
makes you feel any betterCopy !req
333. it's nothing compared
to the amountCopy !req
334. that you're blushing right now.Copy !req
335. Oh, I blush when I'm confident.Copy !req
336. There she is.Copy !req
337. - Hey.
- New girl. First period.Copy !req
338. - Yeah.
- I'm Brett. This is Burke.Copy !req
339. Listen, if you need anything
at all,Copy !req
340. we're your guys. We got it.Copy !req
341. Brett and Burke Breyer.Copy !req
342. They got it all. I mean, what is it,
narcissistic personality disorder,Copy !req
343. chlamydia, they got it.Copy !req
344. Plenty of it to go around, too.Copy !req
345. This is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid.Copy !req
346. Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.Copy !req
347. Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.Copy !req
348. Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.Copy !req
349. 'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,Copy !req
350. do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!Copy !req
351. Down goes Freeman.Copy !req
352. Hey, hey! Look!Copy !req
353. - Now I'm a superhero.
- Nice!Copy !req
354. What is this thing doing here?Copy !req
355. Janitors.Copy !req
356. Get up, man.
What are you doin'?Copy !req
357. Come on.Copy !req
358. You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?Copy !req
359. Yeah, that's probably
why you fell.Copy !req
360. Yeah.
Bye, new girl.Copy !req
361. Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.Copy !req
362. Don't sweat it. That trash canCopy !req
363. was like a second home to me
when I went here.Copy !req
364. Hey.Copy !req
365. You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,Copy !req
366. but you stepped in anyway.Copy !req
367. You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.Copy !req
368. The funnier I am,Copy !req
369. the more I get punched.Copy !req
370. Well, it made me laugh.Copy !req
371. So...Copy !req
372. Hero.Copy !req
373. You gonna walk me to class,
or what?Copy !req
374. Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.Copy !req
375. Why would I wanna do that?
Yes!Copy !req
376. Thanks.Copy !req
377. So, from the top.Copy !req
378. What is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid?Copy !req
379. Yeah. Um, it's real inside
baseball, but basically,Copy !req
380. a while ago I happened
to have some lunchCopy !req
381. in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.Copy !req
382. Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.Copy !req
383. - That was you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. And they're still dicks to you?Copy !req
385. Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,Copy !req
386. doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.Copy !req
387. You seem pretty cool to me.Copy !req
388. Freddy!Copy !req
389. Is my name.Copy !req
390. Sorry, that was weird
and loud. I'm Freddy,Copy !req
391. he said in a normal voice.Copy !req
392. I'm Anne.Copy !req
393. Anne.Copy !req
394. - Nice!
- Bullseye.Copy !req
395. Hey, you gotta fix
that crutch, bro!Copy !req
396. What?Copy !req
397. Good, little one.
Well done.Copy !req
398. Now go find me the one
responsible for this.Copy !req
399. Wow. Um...Copy !req
400. I'm flattered
that you feel this way.Copy !req
401. Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...Copy !req
402. Romantic settingCopy !req
403. and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.Copy !req
404. I mean, you went all out.Copy !req
405. I love that, I, I, I, I do.Copy !req
406. I'm just not sureCopy !req
407. that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.Copy !req
408. Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.Copy !req
409. I promise this is
not about you. Okay? Look...Copy !req
410. I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.Copy !req
411. You and me.Copy !req
412. The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies.Copy !req
413. She-zam.Copy !req
414. I guess I'm just afraid
that I'm...Copy !req
415. gonna let 'em all down.
You know?Copy !req
416. That I'm gonna let you down.Copy !req
417. You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.Copy !req
418. Let's try this crazy thing.Copy !req
419. Maybe we'll, uh...Copy !req
420. seal it with a kiss?Copy !req
421. Billy Batson!Copy !req
422. You are a fool of a champion.Copy !req
423. What the hell...
What the hell is going on?Copy !req
424. What happened
to her beautiful face?Copy !req
425. Also, aren't you,
like, dead-ass dead?Copy !req
426. I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.Copy !req
427. The daughters of Atlas
are coming for you.Copy !req
428. Daughters of Atlas?Copy !req
429. They're coming to unmake
your worldCopy !req
430. and torture mankind
for all eternityCopy !req
431. - in the Pit of Endless Agony.
- Okay, I feel like maybeCopy !req
432. I should be writing
all this down.Copy !req
433. - Quiet!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
434. You don't know what you've done.Copy !req
435. I regret ever choosing you.Copy !req
436. Because of you,Copy !req
437. the barrier between the world
has been brought down.Copy !req
438. They will be hunting
for you now.Copy !req
439. Hunting your family.Copy !req
440. Hmm?Copy !req
441. Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.Copy !req
442. The fate of your world
depends on it.Copy !req
443. One thing you absolutely
must not allowCopy !req
444. the daughters of Atlas
to do is...Copy !req
445. Hey, Freddy?Copy !req
446. Nope, over it.
Done it.Copy !req
447. Check fraud? What,
are you kidding me?Copy !req
448. Armored car heist?Copy !req
449. I think I got that in the bag.Copy !req
450. Shazam!Copy !req
451. Whoo!Copy !req
452. Bon appetit.Copy !req
453. Hi.Copy !req
454. - Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
455. Um, you wanna show meCopy !req
456. where you were sitting
when it happened?Copy !req
457. Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.Copy !req
458. - Yeah. Follow me.
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
459. So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.Copy !req
460. So I was sitting, yeah...Copy !req
461. Basically, I was sitting
right here, and he was sittingCopy !req
462. right there.Copy !req
463. - Here?
- Right there, yeah.Copy !req
464. Oh, sorry.
Overbearing brother.Copy !req
465. Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.Copy !req
466. Always has to know where I am.Copy !req
467. Right.Copy !req
468. I feel that, clearly.Copy !req
469. Always thinks she knows
better, too.Copy !req
470. Even when it's been
factually proven otherwise?Copy !req
471. Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.Copy !req
472. No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone...Copy !req
473. Constantly breathing
down your neck.Copy !req
474. - From the moment you wake up!
- 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.Copy !req
475. No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.Copy !req
476. And do we have to do
every single thing together?Copy !req
477. No!Copy !req
478. Oh! Billy! What...Copy !req
479. What a coinkidink! Um...Copy !req
480. I was just telling
my friend AnneCopy !req
481. - what a great guy you are.
- We need to talk.Copy !req
482. We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.Copy !req
483. - He's a great talker.
- Freddy.Copy !req
484. I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back. -Okay.Copy !req
485. Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?Copy !req
486. The skin peeled off his face.Copy !req
487. He turned into a literal
pile of ash.Copy !req
488. - Yeah, seems definitive.
- I dunno.Copy !req
489. Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreamsCopy !req
490. and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.Copy !req
491. Could be
astral projection powers.Copy !req
492. - What's that?
- Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing youCopy !req
493. - from the great beyond?
- That's it, I'm callingCopy !req
494. an emergency meeting
after school.Copy !req
495. - I want you there.
- Where else am I gonna go?Copy !req
496. - What?
- Dude.Copy !req
497. Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!Copy !req
498. All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...Copy !req
499. What is that, the Tribune?
It's fake news!Copy !req
500. Freddy, we only have one rule.Copy !req
501. All or none.Copy !req
502. And it's a stupid rule,
by the way.Copy !req
503. I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.Copy !req
504. A girl. For the first time
in my life!Copy !req
505. And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,Copy !req
506. but I'll never find outCopy !req
507. if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!Copy !req
508. Just be at the Rock, Freddy.Copy !req
509. Okay. Mmm.Copy !req
510. By the way, uh,
she has a sister.Copy !req
511. Total control freak.Copy !req
512. I think you guys
would get along.Copy !req
513. Think you'd love her, actually.Copy !req
514. Look, look, look. Fam,Copy !req
515. I know it sounds crazy.Copy !req
516. And, and obviously I don't knowCopy !req
517. exactly what this all meansCopy !req
518. but, but he was super aggroCopy !req
519. and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.Copy !req
520. He was yelling about all thisCopy !req
521. wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.Copy !req
522. Do you have to talk so loud?Copy !req
523. Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not
that loud.Copy !req
524. I think this is
a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.Copy !req
525. What is the deal?
Are you okay?Copy !req
526. - Yeah.
- Why do you have sunglasses on?Copy !req
527. Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?Copy !req
528. I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,Copy !req
529. but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.Copy !req
530. In point of fact,
I did have a great time.Copy !req
531. I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.Copy !req
532. You made friends
at the eye doctor?Copy !req
533. No, she...Copy !req
534. Yeah, can we get back on track?Copy !req
535. Listen, he's yelling at meCopy !req
536. and he's saying the daughters
of AtlasCopy !req
537. are coming to hunt us.Copy !req
538. So, check out what I found.Copy !req
539. "The daughters of Atlas
are the offspringCopy !req
540. of the Titan Atlas..."Copy !req
541. which is obvious,Copy !req
542. but also Nyx, the Goddess
of Night and Death.Copy !req
543. Well, good things
can happen at night.Copy !req
544. And death.Copy !req
545. Let me see this.Copy !req
546. "The daughters
guard the mythic Tree of LifeCopy !req
547. which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of lifeCopy !req
548. which gave birth to their realmCopy !req
549. protected by a...Copy !req
550. - dragon."
- Hey, now.Copy !req
551. And I am suddenly here for this.Copy !req
552. I know, right?Copy !req
553. 'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.Copy !req
554. - On the other hand, dragon!
- Dragon!Copy !req
555. Mary. What are we doin'?Copy !req
556. I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.Copy !req
557. Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same pageCopy !req
558. and, and, and look,Copy !req
559. I often think that you think
better than me.Copy !req
560. The wizard did not exactly give
me a tutorial here, guys, okay?Copy !req
561. Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.Copy !req
562. That, that room of doors,
or that violinCopy !req
563. that is, like, constantly burning
which is super weird but alsoCopy !req
564. definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?Copy !req
565. He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.Copy !req
566. And it's not like
I'm not tryin'.Copy !req
567. But I really,
really need your help.Copy !req
568. Uh, I might know somebody
that can help.Copy !req
569. Shut up. That lights up?Copy !req
570. Shut up.Copy !req
571. So, I'm mapping out
the entire lairCopy !req
572. and you withhold this?Copy !req
573. And you have really
been holding out on us.Copy !req
574. Jeez Louise, dude.Copy !req
575. - Whoa!
- "Whoa" what?Copy !req
576. - "Whoa" what?
- Look!Copy !req
577. Hey, Steve.Copy !req
578. What?
You call the pen "Steve"?Copy !req
579. Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."Copy !req
580. He totally
looks like a "Steve."Copy !req
581. "'Crime and Punishment, '
a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.Copy !req
582. Pedro.Copy !req
583. - Dude, that's cheating.
- I mean, he knows everything.Copy !req
584. - Hmm.
- Seriously. Ask him.Copy !req
585. You can just ask him stuff?Copy !req
586. - Pretty much.
- Slick. Okay, cool.Copy !req
587. Steve, we're looking
for informationCopy !req
588. about the daughters of Atlas.Copy !req
589. Can you please help us
with that?Copy !req
590. - These are book titles.
- Okay.Copy !req
591. Let's just all pick a book,
or something.Copy !req
592. Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?Copy !req
593. Definitely his thing.Copy !req
594. I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.Copy !req
595. You know I've actually never,
never been up here.Copy !req
596. Don't lie.
This is where you hang outCopy !req
597. with your superhero friends,
isn't it?Copy !req
598. No, actually, why would they ever have
to... Why would they ever come here?Copy !req
599. I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...Copy !req
600. Do you actually know those guys?Copy !req
601. Or is this like
a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?Copy !req
602. Oh, you mean Collette?
Well, she and ICopy !req
603. aren't really exclusive,
as of now.Copy !req
604. Do you wanna meet one of them?Copy !req
605. Meet, like how?Copy !req
606. Like, face-to-face, right now.Copy !req
607. I'm gonna take that as a yes.Copy !req
608. And today is your lucky day,Copy !req
609. because I'm gonna call
the hot one.Copy !req
610. Her?Copy !req
611. - No, the male hot one.
- Him?Copy !req
612. What? Him?Copy !req
613. Look, I mean, it's all
subjective, right? But, um...Copy !req
614. Captain Everypower usually
tops most online pollsCopy !req
615. so... It's no big deal.Copy !req
616. Is this a joke, Freddy?Copy !req
617. 'Cause I didn't mean
to make you actually prove it, really.Copy !req
618. No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonnaCopy !req
619. call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.Copy !req
620. So, don't move.
So, stay right there.Copy !req
621. Hey, Captain Everypower.
What's goin' on?Copy !req
622. It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.Copy !req
623. Remember that time
I saved your life?Copy !req
624. No, no, no, the other time.Copy !req
625. Yeah.Copy !req
626. Well, I'm calling in that favor.Copy !req
627. You must be Anne.Copy !req
628. Oh, my God.Copy !req
629. Friend of Freddy's, I hear.Copy !req
630. I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...Copy !req
631. You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,Copy !req
632. but that kid,Copy !req
633. he's the real hero.Copy !req
634. Yeah. I mean, honestly,Copy !req
635. I've never met anyone like him.Copy !req
636. He's... genuineCopy !req
637. and warm and funny.Copy !req
638. - That's a lot of nice things.
- Yeah.Copy !req
639. How did you two meet?Copy !req
640. Comic Con.Copy !req
641. - What's Comic Con?
- What?Copy !req
642. According to this,Copy !req
643. gods considered humans servants,Copy !req
644. toys to be played with,Copy !req
645. children to be punished.Copy !req
646. Thanks, Steve.Copy !req
647. Until the rebellion when
the humans turned on the gods.Copy !req
648. I'm reading about that
right now.Copy !req
649. So, apparently, all of thisCopy !req
650. revolves around
a powerful weapon.Copy !req
651. So Atlas, uh, the fatherCopy !req
652. of the daughters of Atlas,
obviously, yeah,Copy !req
653. he crafted a quarterstaff
from the Tree of LifeCopy !req
654. and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deitiesCopy !req
655. but also to take powers away
from others.Copy !req
656. So, the staff's where Atlas
stored all supernatural power.Copy !req
657. Yes, exactly. It's like a,
a battery for magic.Copy !req
658. But when things got bad,Copy !req
659. a council of human wizards
got together and theyCopy !req
660. stole the staff from Atlas.Copy !req
661. And they used that to take
his powers away.Copy !req
662. And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...Copy !req
663. Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy,Copy !req
664. this is the wizard that I know!Copy !req
665. What do these say?Copy !req
666. "The Wisdom of Solomon,Copy !req
667. Strength of Hercules,
Stamina of Atlas,Copy !req
668. Power of Zeus,
Courage of Achilles,Copy !req
669. Speed of Mercury." These are
the powers they stole.Copy !req
670. No.Copy !req
671. Whoa, guys, look!Copy !req
672. This is what the name means.Copy !req
673. Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,Copy !req
674. which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.Copy !req
675. If I may point out one
of the powers that may be possibly MIA.Copy !req
676. Boop.Copy !req
677. I'm sorry,Copy !req
678. are you very unsubtly implyingCopy !req
679. that I somehow lack
the wisdom ofCopy !req
680. - Solo Man?
- Yeah.Copy !req
681. Well, maybe it comes later.Copy !req
682. I mean you do usually ask Mary
what to do.Copy !req
683. - I'm just saying.
- Yeah.Copy !req
684. This is very, very hurtful.Copy !req
685. I just want you all
to know that.Copy !req
686. And it's pronounced "Solomon."Copy !req
687. Oh.Copy !req
688. What else have we learned, fam?Copy !req
689. Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,Copy !req
690. the wizards apparently
encased the God Realm in someCopy !req
691. magical sphereCopy !req
692. sealing it away forever.Copy !req
693. Cut off from magic.Copy !req
694. Oh, so that's what
that was about.Copy !req
695. Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.Copy !req
696. A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfoldedCopy !req
697. in Athens, Greece this morning.Copy !req
698. Two women dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...Copy !req
699. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's
staff. How did they get that?Copy !req
700. So, all those statues
used to be people.Copy !req
701. I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,Copy !req
702. where Greece is at?Copy !req
703. Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.Copy !req
704. You want it back?Copy !req
705. I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.Copy !req
706. So, that's probably
where the journey started.Copy !req
707. - You know?
- What?Copy !req
708. What do you mean,
"What?" What?Copy !req
709. - You just left it there?
- We were all there.Copy !req
710. Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.Copy !req
711. You're welcome, by the way.Copy !req
712. And then I had to break it
in half so Sivana didn't doCopy !req
713. super bad-guy stuff with it,
okay?Copy !req
714. You broke the staff,Copy !req
715. meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.Copy !req
716. Which we now know.Copy !req
717. We also now know
what they look like,Copy !req
718. so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those twoCopy !req
719. - coming a...
- Three.Copy !req
720. What?Copy !req
721. Atlas had three daughters.Copy !req
722. Kalypso, Hespera,Copy !req
723. Anthea.Copy !req
724. Anne... thea.Copy !req
725. You know, I'm not
just a superhero.Copy !req
726. I'm a super listener.Copy !req
727. And...Copy !req
728. I sense...Copy !req
729. that you may have feelings
for Freddy.Copy !req
730. Just wanna know
when he's coming back.Copy !req
731. Don't want him to get hurt.Copy !req
732. Oh, well, Anne...
I mean, we can't chooseCopy !req
733. the people we fall for.Copy !req
734. What?Copy !req
735. I'm not talking about that.Copy !req
736. If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.Copy !req
737. Whoa! Look who you're with.Copy !req
738. What could possibly
be dangerous?Copy !req
739. Us.Copy !req
740. Okay.Copy !req
741. I see how it is.Copy !req
742. Let's dance.Copy !req
743. Oh, my God.Copy !req
744. Freddy?Copy !req
745. Ow!Copy !req
746. Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.Copy !req
747. I never meant
for you to get hurt.Copy !req
748. Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.Copy !req
749. Shazam!Copy !req
750. Shazam!Copy !req
751. Shazam.Copy !req
752. - What's going on up here?
- Mis...Copy !req
753. Freddy, are you all right?Copy !req
754. Get back inside.
Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle.Copy !req
755. I'm okay. Go back inside.Copy !req
756. Who are you?
Do you have kids here?Copy !req
757. What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.Copy !req
758. I won't touch him.
You have my word.Copy !req
759. Mr. G. Wha...Copy !req
760. What did she say?
What are you doing?Copy !req
761. What are you doing?Copy !req
762. What are you...
no, no, no!Copy !req
763. Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!Copy !req
764. Wait, no, no, no!Copy !req
765. I forgot how easily they burst.Copy !req
766. Why would you do that?Copy !req
767. Like grapes.Copy !req
768. What the... Huh?Copy !req
769. Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.Copy !req
770. No need.Copy !req
771. Clip his wings, Anthea.Copy !req
772. Ow.Copy !req
773. Wait.Copy !req
774. There are more.Copy !req
775. - Perfect. We take them all.
- No.Copy !req
776. That's not why we're here.Copy !req
777. We're here for the seed
of life. Yield, sister.Copy !req
778. We stick to the plan we have.Copy !req
779. Father would never yield.Copy !req
780. And Father is dead.Copy !req
781. Now, you know your place,
sister.Copy !req
782. Or I will show it to you.Copy !req
783. We do this our way, not theirs.Copy !req
784. Make one move...Copy !req
785. and I will snap
this child's neck.Copy !req
786. Oh, Freddy.Copy !req
787. Billy, no!Copy !req
788. Billy, stay back!Copy !req
789. They're using the staff
to take our powers.Copy !req
790. What? What?Copy !req
791. Sorry!Copy !req
792. I'm sorry,Copy !req
793. I'm sorry, just,
just save yourself.Copy !req
794. No, no, all or none.
We stick together.Copy !req
795. And that you will
because you cannot leave.Copy !req
796. Let's see how you like being
sealed off in a dying world.Copy !req
797. No!Copy !req
798. No!Copy !req
799. Freddy!Copy !req
800. From
City Line Avenue in the northCopy !req
801. to the western shore
of the Schuylkill RiverCopy !req
802. to Cobbs Creek.Copy !req
803. The unidentified barrier appearsCopy !req
804. to be in the shape of a domeCopy !req
805. with no one allowed
into the city or outCopy !req
806. with some suggesting
this strange magical elementCopy !req
807. may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.Copy !req
808. - Holy sh...
- Shh!Copy !req
809. I'm trying to sleep.Copy !req
810. It is the only escape
from the tortures here.Copy !req
811. Okay. Bleak.Copy !req
812. Wait a second.Copy !req
813. Hagrid beard, Batman voice.Copy !req
814. You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...Copy !req
815. You're back! Billy told me
all about you.Copy !req
816. Billy? You know Billy Batson?Copy !req
817. Billy Batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.Copy !req
818. I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
Captain Everypower.Copy !req
819. Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.Copy !req
820. She... It's complicated.Copy !req
821. That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of Shazam?Copy !req
822. Yeah, he did. And he said
that you turned into ash, but, but didn't?Copy !req
823. Once I gave him the power,Copy !req
824. I could no longer remain
in my realm.Copy !req
825. But death would have
been a luxuryCopy !req
826. compared to being trapped
in this cellCopy !req
827. with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.Copy !req
828. Mostly with you.Copy !req
829. A little more sarcastic
than Billy said,Copy !req
830. but, hey, all good.Copy !req
831. - Let's just get out of here.
- "Let's just get out of here."Copy !req
832. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
833. I sound nothing like that,
but okay.Copy !req
834. Here's what we've got, um...Copy !req
835. A cranky wizard
with a cynical streakCopy !req
836. and a precocious young man with an
encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.Copy !req
837. There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.Copy !req
838. These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!Copy !req
839. - What spells do you know?
- Please, stop talking.Copy !req
840. How about an arcane focus?Copy !req
841. I don't even know what that is.Copy !req
842. Fine, then let's make a potion.Copy !req
843. Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.Copy !req
844. Oh! Gaseous form!Copy !req
845. Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.Copy !req
846. I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.Copy !req
847. We will die here, Freeby.Copy !req
848. It's Freddy, by the way.
"Freeby"? Where do you even...Copy !req
849. The sooner you accept it,Copy !req
850. the easier it will be.Copy !req
851. Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!Copy !req
852. Hmm.Copy !req
853. "Power
of elements. Power of chaos.Copy !req
854. Power of axis."Copy !req
855. These are primordial forces.Copy !req
856. I don't know how we fight
powers like this.Copy !req
857. I tell you how we fight it.Copy !req
858. With the wisdom of...Copy !req
859. - Solomon.
- Exactly.Copy !req
860. We, we set up a meeting.Copy !req
861. Yeah, we tell 'em we want
to negotiate.Copy !req
862. Offer up our powers for Freddy.Copy !req
863. But then we grab one of themCopy !req
864. and that's what we really use
to trade!Copy !req
865. But what if they steal
our powers?Copy !req
866. No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.Copy !req
867. You know what I mean? If they just
point that staff at us, we dodge.Copy !req
868. Like dodgeball.Copy !req
869. - Hmm.
- Dude, I suck at dodgeball.Copy !req
870. Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,Copy !req
871. but not Super Pedro.Copy !req
872. No, Super Pedro also sucks
at dodgeball.Copy !req
873. Fine. Listen, all I know is that
there's five of us and three of them.Copy !req
874. So I think we should
send them a little invitation.Copy !req
875. Okay.Copy !req
876. So, Steve says that this paperCopy !req
877. is a stack of magical parchment.Copy !req
878. You write a message
on the magical paperCopy !req
879. and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk toCopy !req
880. and then the paper folds
into a...Copy !req
881. Oh, my God, yes!Copy !req
882. A paper bird.Copy !req
883. And it flies to the god.Copy !req
884. Well, that's kinda cute.Copy !req
885. Hey, what about demigods? Uh,
you know, like, Wonder Woman?Copy !req
886. Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?Copy !req
887. Did the pen just shrug?Copy !req
888. Hey, Steve, do I just
dictate to...Copy !req
889. I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.Copy !req
890. All right.Copy !req
891. Letter...Copy !req
892. Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!Copy !req
893. I was just talking out loud.Copy !req
894. That's not a part
of the letter. Wad that up, too.Copy !req
895. Maybe if you tryCopy !req
896. - speaking from the heart.
- Hmm.Copy !req
897. "Dear daughters of Atlas,Copy !req
898. violence is not the answer."Copy !req
899. Child,Copy !req
900. I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.Copy !req
901. Honesty.Copy !req
902. Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.Copy !req
903. The other Champions...Copy !req
904. are they children like yourself?Copy !req
905. What even is a child?Copy !req
906. I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.Copy !req
907. Yes or no?Copy !req
908. No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enoughCopy !req
909. to grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.Copy !req
910. - Give us their names.
- The names of the Champions?Copy !req
911. Um, well, there's
Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer.Copy !req
912. Are you guys taking
this stuff in?Copy !req
913. Writing this down? No?Copy !req
914. They drive a Dodge Ram.Copy !req
915. He's lying.Copy !req
916. That's your superpower,
not mine.Copy !req
917. And she thinks
you're a total control freak.Copy !req
918. One of you.Copy !req
919. Probably you.Copy !req
920. Hold him.Copy !req
921. Don't...
What's happening?Copy !req
922. What is that?
What's she doing?Copy !req
923. Power of chaos.Copy !req
924. It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.Copy !req
925. Oh.
My mind is already trash,Copy !req
926. so I'd actually like
to see you try.Copy !req
927. Because nobody has the ballsCopy !req
928. to handle what's
inside my brain.Copy !req
929. Say their names.Copy !req
930. Say their names.Copy !req
931. Say their names.Copy !req
932. Destiny's Child did it better.Copy !req
933. He is stronger than he looks.Copy !req
934. - Say their names.
- Stop!Copy !req
935. Billy...Copy !req
936. Billy Bats...Copy !req
937. Billy B...Copy !req
938. Stop.Copy !req
939. This is from the Champions.Copy !req
940. "Dear daughters of Atlas,Copy !req
941. violence is not the answer.Copy !req
942. Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.Copy !req
943. - We'd like to make a trade.
- What?Copy !req
944. We'll give up our powersCopy !req
945. if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'Copy !req
946. Otherwise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.Copy !req
947. Smart, Eugene.Copy !req
948. Steve, add 'unharmed'Copy !req
949. then, like, 'yours, trul...'Copy !req
950. No, 'Sincerely, best'.Copy !req
951. Maybe just signed
'The Champions.'Copy !req
952. Should we proofread it?Copy !req
953. Naw, Steve doesn't
make mistakes,Copy !req
954. just writes what you say.Copy !req
955. Great. I feel good
about this. Me, too.Copy !req
956. Anyone else want a Gatorade?Copy !req
957. Do we have red?"Copy !req
958. What is this Gatorade?Copy !req
959. - Is it a weapon?
- Sister.Copy !req
960. We need not torture him
any longer. You heard the letter.Copy !req
961. - Throw them in the pit.
- Wait.Copy !req
962. They want to make a trade.Copy !req
963. And we will meet, sister.Copy !req
964. But humans are not
to be trusted.Copy !req
965. The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?Copy !req
966. Right?Copy !req
967. Are you hurt?Copy !req
968. No, just worthless.Copy !req
969. - Well, you must get up.
- For what?Copy !req
970. All this pretending
to be a superhero is just...Copy !req
971. a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.Copy !req
972. Oh, feelings.Copy !req
973. - I see something moving.
- Yeah, I see it, too.Copy !req
974. Oh, shit.Copy !req
975. What is that?Copy !req
976. Ladon.Copy !req
977. The guardian
of the Garden of Atlas.Copy !req
978. - Run.
- I can't. I can't!Copy !req
979. You're okay! You're okay.Copy !req
980. I don't feel okay at all.Copy !req
981. That's the power of the dragon.Copy !req
982. It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.Copy !req
983. Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,Copy !req
984. so that none can approach
the garden it protects.Copy !req
985. Power of axis. Very cool, very,Copy !req
986. - very rare.
- Anthea!Copy !req
987. I must go.Copy !req
988. The door back to your world
is at the center of the labyrinth.Copy !req
989. Right, left, leftCopy !req
990. and then follow
the right-hand wall to the center.Copy !req
991. - You'll need this.
- How did you find this?Copy !req
992. You once protected me
from the bulliesCopy !req
993. in your world, Freddy Freeman.Copy !req
994. Now I've protected you in mine.Copy !req
995. Hero.Copy !req
996. Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.Copy !req
997. I was about to rearrange
those boys'Copy !req
998. internal organs
when you stepped in.Copy !req
999. But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.Copy !req
1000. I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.Copy !req
1001. No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.Copy !req
1002. How lovely for both of you.Copy !req
1003. Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get...Copy !req
1004. You should go. My sisters
don't need you anymore.Copy !req
1005. All they require now
is the seed.Copy !req
1006. - The seed?
- Yes.Copy !req
1007. Which remains hidden
in a place unreachableCopy !req
1008. by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.Copy !req
1009. You call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!Copy !req
1010. Hi, God... No?Copy !req
1011. Yo, Low Voltage.Copy !req
1012. When you fixing
this dome shit, man?Copy !req
1013. Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.Copy !req
1014. I have a plan.Copy !req
1015. - Really?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1016. 'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.Copy !req
1017. No, these sandwiches?Copy !req
1018. No, these sandwiches
are important.Copy !req
1019. They're, they're for a meeting.Copy !req
1020. Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak.Copy !req
1021. Colonel?Copy !req
1022. Oh, boy, I really need a name.Copy !req
1023. Quiet one, she is.Copy !req
1024. I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.Copy !req
1025. Is that...Copy !req
1026. Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.Copy !req
1027. Uh...Copy !req
1028. Right, so, look, here's
the thing, um, you're upset.Copy !req
1029. A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,Copy !req
1030. which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.Copy !req
1031. But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,Copy !req
1032. like, really personally and, like,
I don't even know you, lady, right?Copy !req
1033. If thieves stormed your home
in the nightCopy !req
1034. and stole all your coin
and then fled,Copy !req
1035. you would naturally
give chase, would you not?Copy !req
1036. And say, in this pursuit
the thievesCopy !req
1037. dropped the money on the groundCopy !req
1038. and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.Copy !req
1039. Now, imagine it is not money,Copy !req
1040. but the lifeblood
of your father.Copy !req
1041. The last breath of your mother.Copy !req
1042. The power of all the gods,Copy !req
1043. the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.Copy !req
1044. And now this magic courses
through you,Copy !req
1045. and you have the gallCopy !req
1046. to believe that you deserve it?Copy !req
1047. This is very personal,Copy !req
1048. Billy.Copy !req
1049. You are very menacing.Copy !req
1050. I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...Copy !req
1051. I see the presence
that you have, and that goes a long way.Copy !req
1052. But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.Copy !req
1053. There is no compromise.Copy !req
1054. I knew you were gonna say that.Copy !req
1055. Wisdom of Saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?Copy !req
1056. Give us back Freddy,
you take down thisCopy !req
1057. sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thingCopy !req
1058. and then, you know,Copy !req
1059. we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.Copy !req
1060. It's a good offer.Copy !req
1061. I'm being serious.Copy !req
1062. You play the part of a man,Copy !req
1063. but you do not play it well.Copy !req
1064. Give us the powers, child.Copy !req
1065. All of them.Copy !req
1066. You are no leader, Billy.Copy !req
1067. You are a lost boyCopy !req
1068. who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.Copy !req
1069. Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as youCopy !req
1070. 'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,Copy !req
1071. but I think I have
a few experiences that you don't have.Copy !req
1072. 'Cause I've seen all of the
Fast and the Furious movies, lady.Copy !req
1073. And let me tell you something.Copy !req
1074. It's all about family!Copy !req
1075. Family!Copy !req
1076. Guys, that was the signal. We practiced
this, like, 12 times. Thank you.Copy !req
1077. Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, Goddess?Copy !req
1078. No, human.
You forgot about mine.Copy !req
1079. Come on!Copy !req
1080. - Let's go.
- Pedro!Copy !req
1081. You're wasting my time, boy.Copy !req
1082. Yeah.Copy !req
1083. Whoo!Copy !req
1084. She sure didn't see that comingCopy !req
1085. because she didn't go
to the eye doctor.Copy !req
1086. Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...Copy !req
1087. A euphemism. That was a euphemism.Copy !req
1088. No!Copy !req
1089. We've taken the power from twoCopy !req
1090. in your family already.Copy !req
1091. And now two more must die,
and for what?Copy !req
1092. So you can keep playing soldier?Copy !req
1093. My father was Atlas.Copy !req
1094. Titan god of stamina
and strength.Copy !req
1095. His magic and power
may course through you,Copy !req
1096. but you will never
be a true god.Copy !req
1097. Oh, yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?Copy !req
1098. Nope!Copy !req
1099. You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.Copy !req
1100. Come on. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1101. Hurry, everyone!Copy !req
1102. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
1103. What?Copy !req
1104. You thought you were just goin'Copy !req
1105. into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?Copy !req
1106. Which I can somehow still smell.Copy !req
1107. Yeah, yeah, it really sticks
around. It's crazy, right?Copy !req
1108. - Yeah.
- Like, permeatesCopy !req
1109. the air.
Doesn't matter. Anyway,Copy !req
1110. welcome to the Rock of Eternity.Copy !req
1111. Only ChampionsCopy !req
1112. can get in here,
through any door that we want.Copy !req
1113. Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.Copy !req
1114. Guys, that's what I call
a total success.Copy !req
1115. Okay, maybe, like,
a partial total win.Copy !req
1116. - Told you I suck at dodgeball.
- Yeah,Copy !req
1117. you do, yeah, but you know,Copy !req
1118. look, Pedro, we all have
our weak spots.Copy !req
1119. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1120. And hers...Copy !req
1121. lack of strategic thinking.Copy !req
1122. Now for the real trade.Copy !req
1123. Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.Copy !req
1124. And get rid of the dome.Copy !req
1125. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1126. And get rid of the dome.Copy !req
1127. 'Cause the city
of brotherly loveCopy !req
1128. is gettin' a little moist.Copy !req
1129. Word choice, man.Copy !req
1130. Yeah, I regretted it as soon asCopy !req
1131. it was coming out of my mouth.Copy !req
1132. It's just one of those words...Copy !req
1133. I know. I just...Copy !req
1134. "Dear daughters
of Asshat-Las."Copy !req
1135. Burn!Copy !req
1136. I just came up with that.Copy !req
1137. Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,Copy !req
1138. so it's really clear. Okay.Copy !req
1139. Man, it's so good having
Steve cover grammarCopy !req
1140. and spelling and stuff,
it makes me sound so much smarter.Copy !req
1141. So...Copy !req
1142. "A brother for a sister, huh?Copy !req
1143. How's that feel?Copy !req
1144. Also, how are you
actually sisters,Copy !req
1145. because the age difference
is very noticeable,Copy !req
1146. and slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."Copy !req
1147. Even though I don't like you
very much,Copy !req
1148. I believe everyone
deserves human rights,Copy !req
1149. but you don't deserve
strawberry.Copy !req
1150. You only get yellow.Copy !req
1151. She's gone!Copy !req
1152. Wait, what?Copy !req
1153. I thought we brought her in
too easily.Copy !req
1154. She wanted to get caught.Copy !req
1155. I don't get it.
Where would she even go?Copy !req
1156. Well, this seemed inevitable.Copy !req
1157. Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.Copy !req
1158. We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?Copy !req
1159. I don't know.Copy !req
1160. You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,Copy !req
1161. you know nothing about magic,
you're just...Copy !req
1162. You're the wizard.Copy !req
1163. - Thank you.
- Whatever.Copy !req
1164. Now let's see if that
girlfriend of yours can be trusted.Copy !req
1165. Get back, get back. Get back.Copy !req
1166. Okay,
I think the coast is clear. Let's go home.Copy !req
1167. One moment.Copy !req
1168. Did you not see
what she was holding?Copy !req
1169. It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.Copy !req
1170. What's the big deal?Copy !req
1171. The golden apple.
From the Tree of Life.Copy !req
1172. From the Tree of Life.Copy !req
1173. Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?Copy !req
1174. - Billy!
- Billy. Gosh.Copy !req
1175. Where are you going now?Copy !req
1176. Nope.Copy !req
1177. She's not in there.Copy !req
1178. Nope.Copy !req
1179. No, no, no.
That's a hard pass.Copy !req
1180. - That's a hard pass.
- Yo, Billy,Copy !req
1181. you don't gotta worry
about that one.Copy !req
1182. It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.Copy !req
1183. Like an ancient GreekCopy !req
1184. - labyrinth?
- Guys...Copy !req
1185. porta-potty.Copy !req
1186. Mmm.Copy !req
1187. Hespera.Copy !req
1188. It's over, sisters.Copy !req
1189. Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.Copy !req
1190. Or we plant it in their realm.Copy !req
1191. But that would destroy
their world.Copy !req
1192. Just as they destroyed ours.Copy !req
1193. You can't be serious.Copy !req
1194. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
1195. No, that's not
what we agreed to.Copy !req
1196. Anthea, you simpering bore.Copy !req
1197. She's right, we've spent agesCopy !req
1198. waiting for this moment.Copy !req
1199. We have the seed.Copy !req
1200. We have the staff
and its powers.Copy !req
1201. We are not squandering itCopy !req
1202. for your personal satisfaction.Copy !req
1203. No, I should go, not you.Copy !req
1204. Look, I know
what you're thinking.Copy !req
1205. The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief."Copy !req
1206. But here's the deal.
Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.Copy !req
1207. It's pathetic.Copy !req
1208. See?Copy !req
1209. Fortune be with you, Freddy.Copy !req
1210. Thank you.
What did you just call me?Copy !req
1211. Freddy. Freddy Freeman.Copy !req
1212. That's it.
You nailed it.Copy !req
1213. I'll see you on the other side.Copy !req
1214. Even if we did, the Tree of LifeCopy !req
1215. would not thrive in their soil.Copy !req
1216. It would despoil, it would
disfigure into something...Copy !req
1217. Monstrous?Copy !req
1218. That is what humans are.Copy !req
1219. It is only fitting
that we bring our monsters to their worldCopy !req
1220. and do to them
as they did to us.Copy !req
1221. We agreed to restore balanceCopy !req
1222. and vengeance has
great measure of weight on those scales.Copy !req
1223. Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.Copy !req
1224. - No, not all.
- All.Copy !req
1225. Sister, I fear your rage has
gotten the better of you.Copy !req
1226. Why?Copy !req
1227. Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,Copy !req
1228. then pray to the gods
to absolve them.Copy !req
1229. They actually pray
for order and peaceCopy !req
1230. when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.Copy !req
1231. Anthea, I want you
to take the appleCopy !req
1232. and plant it in our garden.Copy !req
1233. Of course you turn to her.Copy !req
1234. Father would be ashamed
of both of you.Copy !req
1235. Where did that even come from?Copy !req
1236. - Hi!
- You favor her, Hespera,Copy !req
1237. and see how she betrays us.Copy !req
1238. Deliver him
to his proper fate, sister.Copy !req
1239. - No!
- Kill him!Copy !req
1240. What is that?Copy !req
1241. Great question.
No idea.Copy !req
1242. But made you look.Copy !req
1243. Billy!Copy !req
1244. - Oh!
- Oh.Copy !req
1245. Your crutch!Copy !req
1246. Oh! Shazam!Copy !req
1247. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
1248. So, we have a lot to talk about.Copy !req
1249. Kalypso, hand me the staff.Copy !req
1250. You are not fit to wield it.Copy !req
1251. More fit than you.Copy !req
1252. You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.Copy !req
1253. Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,Copy !req
1254. but everyone here
has become weak.Copy !req
1255. Ladon, world-eater,Copy !req
1256. rise from the pit!Copy !req
1257. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1258. Captain Everypower! Where's he going?Copy !req
1259. What the...Copy !req
1260. Victor?Copy !req
1261. Victor, wake up.Copy !req
1262. Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?Copy !req
1263. Dad. We gotta go!Copy !req
1264. - We gotta get out of here.
- We have to go right now!Copy !req
1265. This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.Copy !req
1266. That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.Copy !req
1267. Just don't freak out.Copy !req
1268. I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.Copy !req
1269. Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,Copy !req
1270. - and that's Freddy...
- It's me.Copy !req
1271. That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,Copy !req
1272. and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.Copy !req
1273. Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?Copy !req
1274. We have to tell 'em the truth.Copy !req
1275. - We're superheroes.
- I'm gay.Copy !req
1276. Yeah, we know, bud.Copy !req
1277. - You knew?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1278. - Yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
1279. - I'm the wizard.
- Oh, this is the wizard.Copy !req
1280. He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."Copy !req
1281. Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
1282. Put on these clothes.Copy !req
1283. This is so weird.Copy !req
1284. Yep, yep.Copy !req
1285. You guys are
the Philly Fiascoes?Copy !req
1286. Okay. This is in no way
an acknowledgement of that stupid nicknameCopy !req
1287. but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?Copy !req
1288. We have to go.
The dragon is here!Copy !req
1289. Dragon?Copy !req
1290. You okay?Copy !req
1291. Okay.Copy !req
1292. I know this is a lot to take in,Copy !req
1293. but I promise
to explain it all later.Copy !req
1294. Explain what?Copy !req
1295. That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek godsCopy !req
1296. that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?Copy !req
1297. - Yeah.
- Wait, you bought the house?Copy !req
1298. Yeah.Copy !req
1299. Run! Go!Copy !req
1300. Oh, no.Copy !req
1301. Get down.Copy !req
1302. Okay, that's it!Copy !req
1303. Again?Copy !req
1304. Freddy!Copy !req
1305. Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?Copy !req
1306. Come on, we're good.Copy !req
1307. We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
1308. Mary!Copy !req
1309. No.Copy !req
1310. Hey. Are you okay?Copy !req
1311. You okay?Copy !req
1312. All right.Copy !req
1313. Now, where is this dragon?Copy !req
1314. Fitting place for a garden.Copy !req
1315. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1316. Go! Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
1317. Oh, God, I'm slipping!
Slipping!Copy !req
1318. My shoe!Copy !req
1319. Holy moly.Copy !req
1320. You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,Copy !req
1321. but it is the least
of our problems right now.Copy !req
1322. Your world will not
survive this.Copy !req
1323. Yeah, no shit, Merlin!Copy !req
1324. He's right.Copy !req
1325. Anne!Copy !req
1326. - Are you okay? Are you hurt?
- I'm okay, I'm fine.Copy !req
1327. In the God Realm, this tree...Copy !req
1328. is a thing of beauty.Copy !req
1329. Of peace.Copy !req
1330. It was not meant
for the soil of this realmCopy !req
1331. and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.Copy !req
1332. Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...Copy !req
1333. I must try to sway Hespera.Copy !req
1334. Only she can subdue our sister.Copy !req
1335. I will give it my all,
or die trying.Copy !req
1336. Die? No, I'm pretty sureCopy !req
1337. we can come up
with an alternative to dying.Copy !req
1338. My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.Copy !req
1339. I've lived a long life.Copy !req
1340. What are you talking about,
"Lived a long life?"Copy !req
1341. We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.Copy !req
1342. I'm over 6,000 years old.Copy !req
1343. Oh?Copy !req
1344. You look great.Copy !req
1345. Oh.Copy !req
1346. Suddenly seems inappropriate.Copy !req
1347. Yeah.Copy !req
1348. We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!Copy !req
1349. We have to figure something out.Copy !req
1350. Take my powers back.Copy !req
1351. - No, Billy!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1352. Hey, take my powers back.Copy !req
1353. You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?Copy !req
1354. I am no longer the champion.
You are!Copy !req
1355. You think I know
how to fix this, dude,Copy !req
1356. but I really don't, okay?Copy !req
1357. I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.Copy !req
1358. I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,Copy !req
1359. which means you know what to do.Copy !req
1360. And you were right.Copy !req
1361. You picked
the wrong champion, man.Copy !req
1362. I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?Copy !req
1363. Because without my family,
I'm nothing.Copy !req
1364. And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.Copy !req
1365. No.Copy !req
1366. You don't have a shred of wisdomCopy !req
1367. in that brain of yours.Copy !req
1368. But your heart is wise.Copy !req
1369. And it knows exactly
what must be done.Copy !req
1370. I spent millennia searching
for a worthy championCopy !req
1371. and no one was worthy
of what I once sharedCopy !req
1372. with my brothers and sisters.Copy !req
1373. But when you shared your powers,Copy !req
1374. you did not hesitate.Copy !req
1375. For you, everyone can be worthyCopy !req
1376. if given a chance.Copy !req
1377. Now, go fight for your family.Copy !req
1378. Go fight for the world.Copy !req
1379. I chose right when I chose you.Copy !req
1380. Billy?Copy !req
1381. Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?Copy !req
1382. Same thing we
always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world.Copy !req
1383. Now, I'm gonna go get that staffCopy !req
1384. and I need you to lure
these things awayCopy !req
1385. from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?Copy !req
1386. Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.Copy !req
1387. Can I just see you,
before you go?Copy !req
1388. Not this version.Copy !req
1389. You... You.Copy !req
1390. My Billy.Copy !req
1391. Shazam!Copy !req
1392. Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?Copy !req
1393. Hey.Copy !req
1394. I promise after thisCopy !req
1395. if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,Copy !req
1396. I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.Copy !req
1397. - Okay?
- What?Copy !req
1398. I know I age out soon.Copy !req
1399. Billy.Copy !req
1400. My wonderful, kind, brave, son.Copy !req
1401. You will never age out
of your home.Copy !req
1402. Never.Copy !req
1403. Now, do me a favorCopy !req
1404. and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,Copy !req
1405. go kick their ass, okay?Copy !req
1406. I love you, Mom.Copy !req
1407. Me too.Copy !req
1408. Shazam!Copy !req
1409. That's gonna take
some getting used to.Copy !req
1410. Everybody to the battle wagon!Copy !req
1411. The battle wagon?Copy !req
1412. Trying to get
into the spirit of things.Copy !req
1413. Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?Copy !req
1414. I do.Copy !req
1415. And what I see is just.Copy !req
1416. Hespera, look at this tree.Copy !req
1417. It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.Copy !req
1418. We made a vow
to restore our realm,Copy !req
1419. not destroy another.Copy !req
1420. A god has answered
their prayers at last.Copy !req
1421. They did not know their place,Copy !req
1422. so I am showing it to them.Copy !req
1423. Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.Copy !req
1424. No. I'm putting an end
to this.Copy !req
1425. Hespera.Copy !req
1426. No!Copy !req
1427. Hespera.Copy !req
1428. If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,Copy !req
1429. then perhaps you should
be human.Copy !req
1430. Help, somebody!Copy !req
1431. Somebody help!Copy !req
1432. Somebody help!Copy !req
1433. Okay, now what? There are only
so many minotaursCopy !req
1434. I can run over with this van.Copy !req
1435. Hey, Steve.Copy !req
1436. What are monsters afraid of?Copy !req
1437. "The king of beasts."Copy !req
1438. Lions?Copy !req
1439. Unicorns.Copy !req
1440. Really? I love unicorns.Copy !req
1441. Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.Copy !req
1442. Guys, unicorns don't exist.Copy !req
1443. What?Copy !req
1444. - Oh, my...
- Ah!Copy !req
1445. I guess maybe it's not so crazy.Copy !req
1446. The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature of its realm.Copy !req
1447. Ruthless and cruel,Copy !req
1448. not like the ponies
from your storybooks.Copy !req
1449. They loathe humanity.Copy !req
1450. Is there anything they do like?Copy !req
1451. "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?Copy !req
1452. Ambrosia. It's like the nectar
of the gods.Copy !req
1453. It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.Copy !req
1454. I have an idea.Copy !req
1455. Go, go! Quick, quick.Copy !req
1456. Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.Copy !req
1457. Kids?Copy !req
1458. - Let's go.
- Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1459. Wizard?Copy !req
1460. I'm going with them.Copy !req
1461. Freddy?Copy !req
1462. Anne?Copy !req
1463. Anne!Copy !req
1464. Anne!Copy !req
1465. I am not entirely sure
how to parent, here.Copy !req
1466. Hey! Khaleesi!Copy !req
1467. Whoo! That was
really satisfying.Copy !req
1468. How was that for you?Copy !req
1469. Yeah.Copy !req
1470. We love you, Thundercrack.Copy !req
1471. You're the best, Captain Marvel.Copy !req
1472. - Yeah, go, High Voltage!
- Oh, wassup, bro?Copy !req
1473. It's Maximum Voltage actually,
amongst other names.Copy !req
1474. We're still kinda
workshopping it, so...Copy !req
1475. You thought you were
invulnerable.Copy !req
1476. But, no.Copy !req
1477. Magical fire.Copy !req
1478. Magic can kill magic.Copy !req
1479. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"Magic kills magic."Copy !req
1480. Way ahead of you, lady.Copy !req
1481. I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seenCopy !req
1482. my suit burn like this.Copy !req
1483. Also, nobody messes
with my town!Copy !req
1484. Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1485. I defeated my traitor sister.Copy !req
1486. A god.Copy !req
1487. You think I won't destroy you?Copy !req
1488. The staff is absorbing it all.Copy !req
1489. Like a battery.Copy !req
1490. That's right.Copy !req
1491. Run!Copy !req
1492. This is a terrible idea.Copy !req
1493. You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.Copy !req
1494. Oh, no.Copy !req
1495. - Hello.
- No.Copy !req
1496. It's okay. Come here.Copy !req
1497. Darla...Copy !req
1498. It's okay. Good girl.Copy !req
1499. - Whoa, watch out!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1500. Darla!Copy !req
1501. Taste the rainbow.Copy !req
1502. Good, isn't it?Copy !req
1503. It's the closest to ambrosia
we have.Copy !req
1504. Good girl.Copy !req
1505. Whoa!Copy !req
1506. We're gonna need more Skittles.Copy !req
1507. Taste the rainbow, motherfu...Copy !req
1508. No, no, no.Copy !req
1509. Lady, lady, you can't die!Copy !req
1510. Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.Copy !req
1511. Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.Copy !req
1512. Clear?Copy !req
1513. Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!Copy !req
1514. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1515. Let me go to the Underworld
in peace, please.Copy !req
1516. Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, okay?Copy !req
1517. I don't want anyone else to die.Copy !req
1518. Not my family, not Anthea,
not anyone,Copy !req
1519. and we can save them.Copy !req
1520. This all came
from the tree, right?Copy !req
1521. I might know a way to destroyCopy !req
1522. the tree and the dragon
all in one.Copy !req
1523. Ladon's powers
are too great, boy.Copy !req
1524. Well, not if I can overload
the staffCopy !req
1525. - with enough lightning.
- A bomb?Copy !req
1526. Is that enough
to kill the dragon?Copy !req
1527. And more.Copy !req
1528. You would annihilateCopy !req
1529. everything that's inside
the dome.Copy !req
1530. Well, then I have
one more favor to ask.Copy !req
1531. Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.Copy !req
1532. There's shelter ahead.Copy !req
1533. There's shelter ahead.
Let's go.Copy !req
1534. Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.Copy !req
1535. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
1536. Keep going. Keep going!Copy !req
1537. Anne!Copy !req
1538. Anne!Copy !req
1539. Anne!Copy !req
1540. Go. Run.Copy !req
1541. Watch that rear.Copy !req
1542. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1543. Back away!Copy !req
1544. Run, run, run!Copy !req
1545. Anne!Copy !req
1546. Ladon,Copy !req
1547. kill the traitor.Copy !req
1548. Impossible.Copy !req
1549. Bow him!Copy !req
1550. I lost it. Freddy, I can't.Copy !req
1551. What is a god without her power?Copy !req
1552. The most powerful thing
about youCopy !req
1553. is you.Copy !req
1554. You taught me that.Copy !req
1555. Kill them!Copy !req
1556. Boom!Copy !req
1557. That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.Copy !req
1558. Assuming that you are one.Copy !req
1559. I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,Copy !req
1560. but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flexCopy !req
1561. and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.Copy !req
1562. Freddy, Anthea, don't!Copy !req
1563. Ah, made you look!Copy !req
1564. Oh, lady, that's twice.Copy !req
1565. And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.Copy !req
1566. You want the staff?
Come get it.Copy !req
1567. Now, Hespera.Copy !req
1568. Now, Hespera.Copy !req
1569. Now. Now.Copy !req
1570. No.Copy !req
1571. No! No!Copy !req
1572. Remove the dome.Copy !req
1573. As long as I still breathe,Copy !req
1574. the dome still stands.Copy !req
1575. Till I see you
on the other side, sister.Copy !req
1576. Billy!Copy !req
1577. - Get out of there.
- I can't.Copy !req
1578. Billy.Copy !req
1579. I have to do this.Copy !req
1580. Billy, what are you doing?Copy !req
1581. You're not supposed
to be in there.Copy !req
1582. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
1583. I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,Copy !req
1584. that I didn't deserve my powers,Copy !req
1585. but there's something
that I can do.Copy !req
1586. No.Copy !req
1587. I can save all of you.Copy !req
1588. But it's all or none!Copy !req
1589. Yeah.Copy !req
1590. All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.Copy !req
1591. Freddy, I've never
had a family. You know that.Copy !req
1592. Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.Copy !req
1593. My mom, my dad, everyone.Copy !req
1594. So when I found you guys,
I had to hang onCopy !req
1595. and I've been hanging on
too tight.Copy !req
1596. No.Copy !req
1597. I should have let you
do your own thing.Copy !req
1598. Now it's time for you to fly.Copy !req
1599. What about you?Copy !req
1600. I'm Captain Everypower Junior.Copy !req
1601. Don't you forget it.Copy !req
1602. We end this now.Copy !req
1603. Yeah. We do.Copy !req
1604. Come on, Billy.Copy !req
1605. He's got this. We got this.Copy !req
1606. He's got this. He's got this.Copy !req
1607. Billy.Copy !req
1608. Fly.Copy !req
1609. Billy.Copy !req
1610. Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1611. No!Copy !req
1612. Whoa!Copy !req
1613. Ah.Copy !req
1614. Shazam!Copy !req
1615. Billy.Copy !req
1616. A true god,Copy !req
1617. after all.Copy !req
1618. He did it.Copy !req
1619. We must go.Copy !req
1620. Billy?Copy !req
1621. Billy?Copy !req
1622. Billy!Copy !req
1623. Billy!Copy !req
1624. Billy. Where are you?Copy !req
1625. Billy!Copy !req
1626. Billy?Copy !req
1627. Billy! Billy.Copy !req
1628. Billy!Copy !req
1629. Billy!Copy !req
1630. Billy!Copy !req
1631. Dude, wake up. You did it.Copy !req
1632. Okay. You're supposed
to wake up.Copy !req
1633. It's the part where you wake upCopy !req
1634. and open your eyes and laughCopy !req
1635. and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.Copy !req
1636. Dude. Joke's over, man.Copy !req
1637. Billy!Copy !req
1638. Billy. Billy, come on.Copy !req
1639. Freddy.Copy !req
1640. What did you do?Copy !req
1641. Wake up, Billy.Copy !req
1642. - Billy?
- He's over here!Copy !req
1643. Billy.Copy !req
1644. You asshole!Copy !req
1645. We're a team! We're a team!Copy !req
1646. Oh, Billy.Copy !req
1647. Billy.Copy !req
1648. Oh, my baby. No.Copy !req
1649. He was a hero.Copy !req
1650. He was a hero and a god.Copy !req
1651. And he should be laid
to rest like one.Copy !req
1652. Hey, pal.Copy !req
1653. Will this land ever come back?Copy !req
1654. The staff is drained of magic.Copy !req
1655. Only the spark of a god
can restore its powerCopy !req
1656. and there are no gods left.Copy !req
1657. There is one.Copy !req
1658. What?Copy !req
1659. Whoa.Copy !req
1660. Whoa.Copy !req
1661. It's a zombie!Copy !req
1662. Guys!Copy !req
1663. What the hell?Copy !req
1664. You buried me?Copy !req
1665. In what, like, two minutes?Copy !req
1666. Oh, Billy!Copy !req
1667. Hey.Copy !req
1668. Oh, man. I missed you guys.Copy !req
1669. Hi. Hey.Copy !req
1670. Oh, my God. Hi.Copy !req
1671. Why didn't anybody tell...Copy !req
1672. Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...Copy !req
1673. I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...Copy !req
1674. I was dead at the time.Copy !req
1675. So, you, uh...Copy !req
1676. you got my bird letter?Copy !req
1677. Oh, I, uh...Copy !req
1678. I think you've got something...Copy !req
1679. On my...Copy !req
1680. Where... Oh.Copy !req
1681. What?Copy !req
1682. That's a spider.Copy !req
1683. I'm sorry, that's disgusting.Copy !req
1684. Also,
that's really embarrassing.Copy !req
1685. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1686. But it was an amazing thing
you did.Copy !req
1687. The sacrifice you made.Copy !req
1688. You brought this world
back to life.Copy !req
1689. Maybe this time, gods and humansCopy !req
1690. can learn to live in peace.Copy !req
1691. Yeah.Copy !req
1692. Use the power of Zeus wisely.Copy !req
1693. Be well, Billy Batson.Copy !req
1694. Hey, you know, just because
your father's powerCopy !req
1695. is surging through me,Copy !req
1696. that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,Copy !req
1697. and I'm gonna be 18Copy !req
1698. in, like, five months, so...Copy !req
1699. Stick to saving the world, kid.Copy !req
1700. Yeah, you know, like,
that's... Okay, cool.Copy !req
1701. See ya.Copy !req
1702. What's with our boys
and older women?Copy !req
1703. Hey.Copy !req
1704. Who wants their powers back?Copy !req
1705. We can do that, right?Copy !req
1706. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay, good.Copy !req
1707. Good, good, good.Copy !req
1708. I'd like our house back.Copy !req
1709. Can we do that?Copy !req
1710. - Dinner!
- Coming.Copy !req
1711. Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.Copy !req
1712. Anthea.Copy !req
1713. Have you decided what
you're gonna doCopy !req
1714. about that god realm of yours?Copy !req
1715. Well, actually I'm gonna take
some time off while it heals.Copy !req
1716. Spend some time
with the common folk.Copy !req
1717. Learn some about your world,Copy !req
1718. about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.Copy !req
1719. Number one sign of wisdom:Copy !req
1720. Admitting there's always
more to learn.Copy !req
1721. I'm coming around to it.Copy !req
1722. I got it.Copy !req
1723. Whoa.Copy !req
1724. Uh, guys?Copy !req
1725. Guys!Copy !req
1726. It's the wizard.Copy !req
1727. - Oh, my God!
- No way!Copy !req
1728. - Yes.
- Look at this guy!Copy !req
1729. Look at him, he's so handsome.Copy !req
1730. You pimpin' now, what is this?Copy !req
1731. - You look amazing.
- You look great!Copy !req
1732. Well, I was in the neighborhoodCopy !req
1733. and, um, I just wanted
to expressCopy !req
1734. my gratitude before I go.Copy !req
1735. Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.Copy !req
1736. Not everything.Copy !req
1737. You were just
in the neighborhood?Copy !req
1738. Okay, I came for the staff.Copy !req
1739. Perhaps I will hold
onto it for now.Copy !req
1740. I also wanted to see
your faces one last timeCopy !req
1741. before I turn into a pile
of ash.Copy !req
1742. - Wait, what?
- No!Copy !req
1743. I am making a joke.
I have an Uber waiting.Copy !req
1744. And besides...Copy !req
1745. I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.Copy !req
1746. It's time to see your world.Copy !req
1747. It's been an honor,Copy !req
1748. a privilege,
watching you all soar.Copy !req
1749. You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.Copy !req
1750. Thank you, Jeff.Copy !req
1751. It never ends.Copy !req
1752. Also,Copy !req
1753. what's my superhero name?Copy !req
1754. Your name is...Copy !req
1755. Shazam.Copy !req
1756. - Of course.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1757. I still think we can beat it.Copy !req
1758. My feet hurt.
How much further?Copy !req
1759. About ten seconds lessCopy !req
1760. than the last time you asked me.Copy !req
1761. I'm sorry, I just feel
like we couldCopy !req
1762. have parked a little bit closer.Copy !req
1763. He doesn't know we're coming,Copy !req
1764. and I didn't want to spook him.Copy !req
1765. "Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.Copy !req
1766. All right, let's go.Copy !req
1767. And then you can tell Waller
that even thoughCopy !req
1768. she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,Copy !req
1769. we never actually met himCopy !req
1770. because you wore
shitty walking shoes.Copy !req
1771. Okay, first of all,
they're boots,Copy !req
1772. and they're not shitty,
they're new.Copy !req
1773. I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet. -Shut up.Copy !req
1774. Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,Copy !req
1775. but a little immature.Copy !req
1776. Oh, great.Copy !req
1777. Whoo!Copy !req
1778. - Billy Batson.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1779. I mean, no.Copy !req
1780. I've never heard that name
in my life.Copy !req
1781. I don't know who
you're talking about.Copy !req
1782. But I'd like to meet that personCopy !req
1783. 'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.Copy !req
1784. And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,Copy !req
1785. but, like, in a dangerous way.Copy !req
1786. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
1787. Relax. We know who you are.Copy !req
1788. - How?
- Don't worry about that.Copy !req
1789. Who are you guys?Copy !req
1790. Don't worry about that either.Copy !req
1791. Look, we've seen
what you can do.Copy !req
1792. And we're here
to make you an offer.Copy !req
1793. How would you like to joinCopy !req
1794. - the Justice...
- Yes!Copy !req
1795. A thousand times yes!Copy !req
1796. Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!Copy !req
1797. Well, I mean, not this exactly.Copy !req
1798. Like, normally,
it's Wonder WomanCopy !req
1799. in the dream, but...Copy !req
1800. - Ew.
- Huh?Copy !req
1801. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
1802. Welcome to the Justice Society.Copy !req
1803. Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?Copy !req
1804. The Justice Society?Copy !req
1805. Is that different
than the Justice League?Copy !req
1806. Yes. The Justice SocietyCopy !req
1807. is different
than the Justice LeagueCopy !req
1808. because of how words work.Copy !req
1809. I just want to be
in the Wonder Woman group.Copy !req
1810. - So, that's you guys, right?
- No.Copy !req
1811. Why are you so obsessed
with Wonder Woman, dude?Copy !req
1812. He's joking, right?Copy !req
1813. - No?
- Okay. I'm out.Copy !req
1814. I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.Copy !req
1815. Can you drive by and get me?Copy !req
1816. Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.Copy !req
1817. It's pretty confusing
that there areCopy !req
1818. two separate groups
of superheroesCopy !req
1819. that are totally unaffiliated,Copy !req
1820. but both have "Justice"
in their name, you know.Copy !req
1821. Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing a rebranding of sorts?Copy !req
1822. 'Cause just a quick search
on Thesaurus.com,Copy !req
1823. you got so many options, man.Copy !req
1824. Like, "Authority Society." Eh?Copy !req
1825. Uh, uh, "Code Society."
That's stupid.Copy !req
1826. These are, like, legal terms.Copy !req
1827. "The Avenger Society."Copy !req
1828. I like that, for some reason.Copy !req
1829. Well, well,
Doctor. We meet again.Copy !req
1830. Where in the hell have you been?Copy !req
1831. To implement
the perfect plan, Doctor,Copy !req
1832. one must have patience.Copy !req
1833. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1834. It's been two goddamn years!Copy !req
1835. Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?Copy !req
1836. A meaningless measure.Copy !req
1837. Hey. I'm 57 years old.Copy !req
1838. I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunaticsCopy !req
1839. waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,Copy !req
1840. vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?Copy !req
1841. It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?Copy !req
1842. I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,Copy !req
1843. I just slither around endlessly.Copy !req
1844. But not for long.Copy !req
1845. Tell me everything.Copy !req
1846. Just one more thing
I need to do.Copy !req
1847. What? No!Copy !req
1848. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req